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Yeah, entity summons will be useless.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Yo, mind if someone tosses me a +2 before Trial 6? This is the last charge. Granted, it's a pretty stupid thing, but it's a charge. Like, I only need one +2.
Talist, it's a bit belated, but I'm just giving you a warning: I am NOT entirely sure about Gutza being able to return the Glitch Wrench. When the Spoil trade ends, all exchanges of spoils end-and that could include taking back the Glitch Wrench. That trade could be effectively permanent.
I fire Mythos into the air, a green bolt of light careening from the cannon in Creation Mode, creating a stormcloud in the suspicious shape of the Life Ideogram. It suddenly thunders and rains a green rain, healing all wounded AGs.
I bash The Error with the Java Smash, which is set to rewrite error codes. The Error changes it's error code to become HTTP Error 418.
I then attempt to draw a set of armor with the Creation Pen.
EDIT: This editor won't accept the green colors...
Wow. Last Hit point, and people are coming back for MOAR.
Hello again, Nimbleguy! Unfortunately, your spoils of War just got traded away due to your inactivity (and this being the final spoil trade before the final battle and all.) Good news is the Trade is still live, so theoretically you could convince someone to give you a spoil...
I have nothing to trade other than my bodily "services" so you can remove me from that list.
I inform the Failure that I too am a failure at life. We both cry it out on a cliff. Then at the edge of that cliff. Then off the cliff and towards the rocks below. Just as I'm about to hit the rocks I stop myself with an accompanying "puh-sike" and climb back up the cliff. The Failure's body or similar substitute begins leaking off the rocks. It's not even a particularly gruesome scene. Failure really does live (ba dum tsh *gets shot*) up to its name.
Also, the Error is now a teapot, target accordingly.
(Would've gone for a 410 myself. Gone is a thing we want the Error to be)
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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@talist: Was it a representation of his involvement in the conflict and having to kill people?
I've been reading it, and kinda wish that it would be justified in having one of my characters help out.
I applaud you sir, Wilson is the only person so far in DTG to tug on my heartstrings.
It continues raining random objects. A bullet with the density of a neutron star falls from the sky and completely ruins the day of one of the PG entities.
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Honestly, Wilson is the only character in DTG I'd actually feel an ethical compulsion to help, rather than 'Oh, hey, my ally/murderbuddy is being attacked, here's a great opportunity for RP and fighting stuff!'
Honestly, Wilson is the only character in DTG I'd actually feel an ethical compulsion to help, rather than 'Oh, hey, my ally/murderbuddy is being attacked, here's a great opportunity for RP and fighting stuff!'
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Thirded.
Seriously, if you can character like that, you'll have NO PROBLEMS running this game.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Avatar android shivers slightly, octarine fire shining through the gaps in its hull, then returns to normal.
"My apologies, I would have helped avoid this better, but your crew evidently do not wish me to contact the controls."
HAC Tesseract 7/11
Zand runs around Tingle with the Helbringers slicing bits of corruption off at high speed until he reveals a weakpoint, then Amp shoots said weakness with the White Dwarf.
The Helbringers deal 12,000 damage to Tingle, but he pockets the White Dwarf's fire and stores it in his inventory, unharmed!
SCP-2317 Action: I smash The Failure, The Mistake, and The Error together so hard that The Glitch is summoned.
+2 HP to Erelye!
All your "teammates" restrain you before you can do that! They doubt smashing those guys together would even summon the Glitch, but they want to be safe...
Gristwidget Gloves: Gauntlets with a miniature Gristwidget attached to the palm. Upon activation, the gloves will automatically convert a target item or block into grist. Requires contact with the item or block.
Wormhole Device: Generates a limited-range, limited-size wormhole. Intended for short-distance travel or grabbing that thing you left up in your attic from your basement.
Autocaptcharoid: Automatically takes a captcharoid of a target object. Useful in acquiring item codes from other people, and reversing Gristwidget effects.
I test the homemade model of the Gristwidget Gloves (These aren't the same as the alchemy, but they have the same name) out by converting a nearby block into Grist.
>Well. This thread is slightly more sane than my original timeline.
>Deploying Thaumically-Infused and (Red, Blue, Purple, Orange, Yellow, Black, White, and Octarine) Solar Hard-Light Shields on Targets Designate: Netpatham, Argus
>Activating Reactive Defense Protocols.
==The Past==
"Hey, other-me, can I borrow a duplicate of Argus?"
"Sure."
"Thanks!"
Don't call these the Gristwidget Gloves. That will only serve to be confusing for everyone. You convert a nearby Hardened Clay Block into 9 Clay. (Clay Grist, not the Clay item.)
1/50 (should I even bother?) and 26/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I undefined the Error and undefinedand undefined happens, but only undefined undefined tunacans.
Also, I look at the Error. What really is it?
Gutza1: Oh fine. You can have the Glitch Wrench. But please give it back if I ask for it because I like to cover my tracks like that. I usually forget to use my spoils anyway, so maybe you'll remember.
Potion of Zeus + 1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire DONE
Potion of War II + 1
And now, after just making a big attack about how much Wilson has changed, let me emphasize how sad and broken he is. But really, I think its understandable, given the situation. Most other characters don't care as much about the damage because they never called Godcraft home. Wilson knew no other place.
Wilson's cries stopped abruptly as the entire world heaved around him from Raven's attack (I don't know what the rest of the implications were though) and a cloak of dust descended from the ceiling, covering his fur and getting in his eyes.
... sniff... even in my dreams... everything has to fall apart... why? sniff... First my creations... and now my very world is collapsing around me... why does it all fall apart? And why am I the only one who seems to care? I... I can't... I can't... I just can't take it anymore... My little bleeding heart is running out of blood... A surprise its lasted this long in this mad, cruel world...
He puts his head down and covered it with his paws before breaking back into tears.
I just... I just want to go home... Is that really too much to ask?
Deciding to try and find some solace in this fake version of his home, Wilson started to plod slowly towards the staircase still crying. He climbed up it into the main storefront. Everything seemed mostly how he remembered it, except there were no potions anywhere on the shelves. Then, he looked outside. It was bleak and dead outside. No life, no landmarks, no objects. Just a vast, empty, dead expanse of cold, hard, red sandstone, occasionally pockmarked with craters. What happened to the gentle green hills and tall grass of the plains biome this place used to be in? It also seemed like it was starting to rain, with the clouds covering the land in shadows. Turning his attention back inside, Wilson saw that there was actually one potion still left on the shelves. It was off in the far left corner with no price tag and was labeled simply, "my work". Walking over to it, he saw the potion was a very dark yellow splash potion. It was half empty and... some blood was dripping from the curved top onto the ground ever so slowly. To Wilson, that one bottle, that one idea, was more terrifying than the Bleak, the Godmodder, or Binary. Major kudos to anyone who can tell what this bottle represents.
oh... oh... ... wh... why do I have to kick myself when I'm down? No...
The sight of blood made him queasy and his legs started to become weak as waves of guilt, fear, grief, and hopelessness break onto him, all brought on by this new, horrific sight.
No, you shouldn't.
The large amounts of corrupge amounts of co/// $!!)#!tion in the attack prevent it from working, since it merely makes the Error stronger! Not by much, though.
The Error has no discernible features, and resembles a vaguely human feature that looks less like a human and more like a hole in space from which large amounts of corruption and glitchy fractalline patterns can be seen.
You take the Glitch Wrench and give it to gutza!
BOTTLED HOSHIFIRE: A bottle that contains righteous and divine fire that flickers with multiple colors: white, gold, and black. It contains electric and holy power, and can contain portions of the souls of kitsune to use in powerful attacks.
Does the bottle represent death? There is no dark-yellow potion in normal Minecraft...
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 9/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 2/5
I casually captcharoid Cipher's Call while Erelye is looking at it, then flip the card to check its code, and view it using Recipe Modus to see alternative alchemization methods.
Cipher's Call 1/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I sigh at Net being a powerplayer yet again. "Net. Net never changes." While I ponder this deep philosophical statement, Sanic Breaks His Neck(His own neck, not Net's). Sadly. Wonder how that happened. Anyways, I get Die to make me some more pins for my Voodoo Doll, this time for Proof. I also ask him to make/give me pins for the rest of the Felt, which I will totally not abuse. At all.
Cipher's Call = VV!li8VV (Level 10: 1/11)
5,000 damage to Sanic Hegehog!
Die hastily creates a bright blue pin that represents Proof, but hestitates and doesn't give you the pins of the rest of the Felt. He mumbles and says that the rest of them would have to be here for him to make new copies, and he's not giving you the original copies!
"Their suspicion is hardly groundless. I would never allow an unfamiliar military sentience access to one of my vessels' software, though rest assured that I will not prove malignant."
It looks around, lenses swiveling separately to maximize infogain.
"Do you mind if I attempt to learn more about the construction of this vessel? I have refrained from over-detailed analysis so far, out of consideration."
>Welcome to DTG2, Jadafun! If you haven't yet, please read the OP (Original Post), and if needed, ask Twin or somebody else for advice!
=CHARGE=
-23 / 50- The End
/12 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I pull out the TWITCHY STAFF, and channel the voices into a large blade around the tip of the Pokeball on top, creating a Glaive! I then fling myself into the air with a Spear-Vault manuver, and let gravity toss me down towards The Error! The voice-spear impales it and then the voices dissipate inside The Error's cranium! From in there, they proceed to cause massive mental and interior damage by flooding it with commands!
I also create a small wooden accelerator ring to boost the speed of Jada's tomato.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: After the Symbiote spawns its shield, move it over to Erelye! (They do linger.)
>Symbiote(Fseftr): Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote: Respawning... (1 / 2 )
The Twitchy Staff deals 15,000 damage to the Error and Confuses it! The Mistake and Failure are also Confused!
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (11/11)
If alchemies are still possible:
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (4/6)
Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (10/10)
Action
I heal and possibly overheal some random AGs with Seventh Sin.
SEVENTH SIN: A medigun with seven barrels, six arranged in a hexagonal shape with the seventh right in the middle. Each barrel has a distinct shape and power, and can grant Ubercharge, Kritz, and absolve status effects on allies, and can inflict Wither, Instant Damage, and fire bazookas at enemies. The seventh barrel applies the Bloodlust status, inflicting Bleeding on enemies and giving all allied entities minicrits for a turn.
UNIVERSAL ROGUELIKE: A set of two wands that resemble two-dimensional vertical bars (the computer glyphs: |). They can summon monsters from NetHack that are forged from Unicode. In fact, their summoning capabilities probably exceed just NetHack...
Lothyra: Wow. It's been only what, two days since I promised not to go buck-wild with the antimatter, and now I have a WMD based off of it. It's only one though.
She then receives the Glitch Wrench from Talist.
Why thank you. However, I feel as if using it on Glitches is a terrible idea. Yeah it is a dumb idea. Now, what to alchemize. Wait. I know.
Lothyra alchemizes (Planet Express Ship -c Tesseract Manifold -c Planet Express Ship Primary Lasers x2) & Name Tag = Planet Express Ship 3.0. She then rolls the Miniaturized Decad at Error. The Planet Express Crew all attack Tingle. Sanic uses TASD on Tingle.
ANTIMATTER BUSTER STATION: A station that consists of a large computer array and a very massive gun barrel that is suited specifically for holding and containing Antimatter Busters, which are in essence superpowered antimatter warheads with exceedingly high range.
Suddenly, I feel an intense disgust begin to grow. Disgust at the trashiness of the Mistake. In spite of the elves, and the monsters, I must beat down them all. But for that, I must strengthen myself. Righteous fellow, they are all unpardonable!
THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
Component A: 21/50
Component B: 21/50
You use the Red Scale, making all your attacks for the next three turns minicrit!
...I targeted GodCraft as a whole with the Green Miles thing. It was a giant AOE attack.
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Alright then.
Half of GodCraft is destroyed by the attack, but the Godmodder's infinite array of computers manage to keep enough stability that not much else happens, and the Vast Glub's power is weakened! However, all entities take 5,000 damage! GodCraft is now a complete wreck, one face of it being blasted down to bedrock, and three faces of it being completely torn into by the recent attack! Craters, holes, and assorted other scars mar the landscape as well, and all the while the Moon remains in orbit ahead, locked in a chronal stasis field, with the Sun now destined to go supernova. Various glitches are appearing with greater frequencytches are app[email protected]!#$// /@n[email protected] now... In short, things are getting worse.
Umbra uses his Rifle to snipe The Mistake, before firing another shot at the unknown ship's shadow.
Biumbra continues to conga, hoping to disrupt the corruption using the power of dance.
The Consciousness summons some Enderman Souls, which attack Tingle.
The Spire Repair Droid shields a Spire.
Endothermia 3/7
Double Twilight 2/6
Cobalt Psiichip 7/9
Umbral Ultımatum 30/40
Spire Repair Droid Complete!
Whorp!
Another small, six-legged droid teleports onto the Battlefield, this one having an obsidian shell adorned with psiionic symbols and small enderpearls.
Mechanics:
As always, the Spire Repair Droid has 2 modes, Repair mode, during wich it will repair damaged Spires, one at a time, and Shield Mode, during which it will meatshield a spire, and take 50% less damage.
The shot penetrates the Mistake, but the Mistake isn't damaged at all!
How long is the Slime-Inator's cooldown? Three Twin posts?
Screw it. I fire the Slime-Inator at the Mistake, and any other PG entities that are there.
Yes.
The Slime-Inator fires and deals no damage to the Mistake, but also deals 5,000 damage to the Error and Failure! The Error and Failure become Acidized!
THE MENTAL MUSKET: A musket fashioned entirely out of ornate orchid wood. It appears to not be completely grounded in reality, and flickers like soft flame. Its bullets have the power to manipulate code, and the weapon itself can lose its form completely and act as a portal to the minds of others, allowing sight of them but not interaction with them.
+4 HP to Pit!
The Spoil Trade is still going on, for future reference! It will end at the beginning of the final battle!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $308
Battlefield: I heal the player with the least health with gib eclipse
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 5/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 5/11
-Mindscape-
Blue looks at the door for several minutes, contemplating how to go about opening it. She first considers getting someone to help, but quickly decides against it. She then considers imagining a wide variety of things and people to open the locks for her.
Screw that.
She instead chooses to imagine up about a dozen antimatter breachers, and places a few on the hinges, a few on the locks, and the rest just dispersed over the door. She then imagines up a copy of the ultraversal remote.
Hopefully memories aren't fragile...
Blue, probably pointlessly, takes cover behind a nearby corner, and detonates the breachers.
+5 HP to Amperz4nd!
The breachers detonate. You feel a sharp and stabbing pain in your head as they do so, but when the smoke clears, none of your memories have been damaged. The door in the middle of the room, however, has been blown apart. It now acts as a flat plane to a deeper level of the mind, which is to say, your memories. You hesitantly float up to the door and look through.
You see you and Red in one of many rooms on one of many HMAS Ships hovering over GodCraft. You're looking out the window when suddenly, several waves of red pulsate out of some random corner in the sky and surge over GodCraft - and you. You watch yourself and Red seize in pain and fall to the ground, convulsing. Both of you stop moving after several seconds... dead.
Then the scene changes. You and Red are now in a grey formless room with a glass window on it. On the other side of it is a stereotypical grim reaper, who begins talking to you. "WELCOME TO THE CENIAN AFTERLIFE PROCESSING CENTRE HUMANS! YOU ARE DEAD! HOORAY! OR I GUESS NOT FOR YOU! OR FOR US HERE EITHER REALLY!" He continues in this manner for quite some time, with you and Red making interspersed comments. It's odd, the reaper, er, Bob, has this weird way of speaking. It's like he's shouting, but he's barely moving his skull-mouth-analogue and it has this sort of quality you can't describe.
Suddenly, Bob's head goes slack, his hand going to his ear-analogue as if he's trying to hear someone or something. He cheerfully addresses both of you. "WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW! YOU TWO NEVER DIED! SO GET OUT OF HERE!" After a few offhanded comments from you, Red, and Bob, Bob waves his hand and the two of you vanish. You feel yourself floating up into existence.
You're back on the HMAS Ship, having recovered. You dismissed the prior events as an odd dream, and asked Red if he had it, convinced that if he did, the events wouldn't have just been a dream. He told you he hadn't, but had seemed hasty in doing so. You then left the room to make breakfast, leaving Red behind.
Then, the scene changes, and you're in a talk with one of Engie's drones on the Battlefield. The topic turns to the events of Scratch's ascension and what had happened: namely, his rise to power and his prompt fall from it. He then asks you how dying was, and although you had denied ever dying, he continued to ask, saying that if you had died there would be a place with reapers. When you continued denying it, he said that you may have addressed it as some sort of odd dream, and then you start to have an odd expression on your face. Engie abruptly stops talking to you and goes on an Engietech-related rampage. You walk back to the HMAS Ship.
The scene changes again, and you're back on the ship with Red, who asks you how it was on the Battlefield. You tell him about your conversation with Engie and ask him if he can use some magic to recover the dream you had about dying. Red says he'll try, and then utters some magic words. When he's done, you say you've lost your train of thought, and then act as if nothing had happened. You realize now that Red wasn't trying to recover your memories. He was the one who buried them.
You snap awake and out of your mindscape. You think it's time you and Red had a talk.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $310
Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on all three PG entities
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 6/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 6/11
-HMAS Ship-
Red knocks on the door of Blue's room, unsurprisingly getting no response. He then casts a quick spell, and waits a few seconds.
Huh, guess she doesn't want to be disturbed.
He then casually turns around and heads elsewhere on the HMAS Ship.
The Magma Multiplier deals 10,000 damage to the Error and Failure, not affecting the Mistake!
Lothyra rolls the Computerized Decad at Error. She then calls the the Planet Express Crew.
Lothyra: Hey guys, you may want to not attack. I don't want the Curse of Repetitiveness to affect you in the final battle, when we need you most. Though Zoidberg may want to heal everyone so he can get the ubercharge.
Zoidberg then heals the three AG players with the lowest health.
This time, the Error corrupts the data on the Decad so nothing happens!
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 10/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 3/5
Cipher's Call 2/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I roll the Faceless Eight at Tingle. Cal also decides to curse Tingle.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
5-7-5-4-5-8-7-3
A single inky-black tendril leers at Tingle and then runs itself straight through its face, passing through it like putty. The tendril ends up impaling Tingle's head, and when it retracts itself, Tingle has taken no damage, but now lacks a face. He convulses on the ground and takes 10,000 damage!
Runic Shielding: 60% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
I grab Cipher's Call, pulling out the Illumination as well. There we go. None of you are safe from my vision. Suddenly, Cipher's Call disappears. There seems to be a triangular scorch mark upon the palm of my left hand in its stead. Hah.
Afterwards, I notice some sort of... Green Miles attempting to grab at me, but merely thundering at my wards ineffectually in a manner akin to some sort of strongman pounding at the gates of a manor. Or perhaps a lumberjack. Hah. Anyhow, my voice swirls about in Raven's mind the moment I locate the pomit ion of the aggressor, a burst of violet against a nigh-limitless green backdrop.
What is it that you desire at this point? Given the large emissions of radioactivity and energy around your location, I'd say that you've just blown a hole in the planet, and probably threatened a few people with surrender to the whims of Paradox Space, or death.
I proceed to switch the Ring of Sorcery to another form; Biological.
Not a moment later, I begin drawing a ritual circle on the ground with a rather exponential amount of ritual chalk. Perhaps this might prove to be more effective than some sort of instantaneous healing mechanism. As such, I whip out a stick of Golden Chalk, making the final marks in the center, before abruptly activating the ritual. A number of items appear just as the shower of red sparks is emitted from the circle's center. The items included are a vial of liquified Glistering Melon, around 16,000 EMC worth of diamond dust, an enchanted golden apple, and several Nether Warts. A rather odd and paltry collection of items, if I may say so myself, being the caster. Of course, I know exactly what is going to occur here. As such, I wave my hand in a random direction. Meanwhile, on the other side of GodCraft, on a path perfectly connected to that hand movement, a large field of rye and grass begins to wither away and die, growing gray and malnourished in moments, life essence fading towards some far more pressing occurrence moments before the growing hole into the Void consumes that area in moments with inky black tendrils of nothing. Hah. Back on Apocalypse Hill, I receive this life energy, and immediately project it in the form of accelerated natural processes. Suddenly, fungi and trees begin sprouting, carrying out natural processes, slowly withering away under the oppressive tyranny of time, puppeteered inevitably by the arbitrary whims of natural selection. All of this time, millennia, perhaps eons of existence, is speed up to occur within ten minutes to our meaningless perspectives. The ritual draws on the natural power (strangely not requiring a proper altar), and bursts of some sort of foul gas begin pouring from the golden chalkmarks in the center of the circle. The trees and life begin to grow foul and twisted, gnarled and warped, thoroughly dripping and nitrous, to say the least. Hah. This thick overgrowth begins to spread across the area, moss dancing down, and falling from the side of the pillars. Grass grows steadily taller to the height of players. All of this strangely avoids the circle. I step within, before muttering several things under my breath, and inclining one of my hands.
Suddenly, a live flame bursts into existence upon my palm, burning furiously with the essence of nightmares and destruction. Without a moment to spare, I toss the flames at the vegetation, watching it burn away as the ritual circle provides a regeneration buff to the nearest allied players with the fading life essence, before disintegrating itself.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $312
Battlefield: I heal the weakest player with healing blues
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 7/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 7/11
+5 HP to PaperShuriken!
DEFENSE BREAKER DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and a mold breaker. While wearing this, superpowered physical defenses will be forged around the wearer that will protect him from things meant to bypass defenses.
Runic Shielding: 60% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I glance at the Error, the Failure, and the Mistake for several moments, before whipping out my Minium Stone. A moment later, a large stone slab lies before me. I take out my Eldritch Blood Orb, and a Blaze Rod. A moment later, there is an Alchemic Chemistry Set upon the slab, along with various pots, vials, and stands. Hah. I proceed to place the Eldritch Blood Orb within the Alchemic Chemistry Set, transmuting some dirt into valuable alchemical ingredients. I place a hollow glass sphere upon the Alchemic Chemistry Set, and wait, watching the nitrous red vapors leak from the esoteric contraption. I take the resultant sphere filled with scarlet fluid, and carefully scrutinize it. I peer within, before placing it upon a burner within the table, taking my Eldritch Blood Orb from the Alchemic Chemistry Set. I wouldn't want my past self having two of these. He tends to be useless, idiotic, self-centered, and irresponsible. Several moments later, I take the glass sphere, striding towards several players nearby. As I walk away, the stone slab and its contents disappear in a flash of red light. I throw the glass sphere at the players. It shatters, and they inhale the fumes within. Gaseous regeneration potions are rather effective, in my opinion. In case it was not evident, they both attain the Regeneration buff.
Runic Shielding: 60% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I disappear in a flash of amethyst.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:21
I appear once more within Grayhold, listening to the hum and pounding of pure energy against the wards. This is rather spectacular, in my opinion. Floating out within the arcane filter, the area wherein the purest of vis passes without interference. Simply amazing. Then again, there is the concern of assuring that the wards can withstand Nihil Parva for eternity. But, that is not currently my concern, as of the present. I stride down the halls, peering out a firmly sealed window, only to see eye-searing aubergine, mauve, and purple, rapidly shifting in color and intensity in bouts of collision and destruction, due to the citadel's extensive defenses. I continue to cautiously stride down the halls, searching for something nearby. Abruptly, I take a left, pulling an Arcane Door open, and entering. Essentia tubes and valves line the ceiling, all pumping into a Servoconverter. The vast majority of the room is devoted to holding tanks of blood and various other... fluids. Hah. I pull out an empty Warded Syringe, and stand before the Servoconverter, standing rather still, whilst drawing a Sacrificial Knife. Slowly, precisely, I make a light incision across my right hand. I take a vial, allowing the blood to seep within. This should deal one damage, at most. I translocate the blood into within the Warded Syringe. I'd rather not get it dirty before it is necessary. I place the syringe within the top of the Servoconverter, crouching down to the side of the machine, and inputting a variety of essentia types. A pumping noise indicates the flow of essentia into the Servoconverter. After a minute or two, there is a hiss, and the valves upon the device automatically seal. I pull the blood-filled syringe from the top of the mechanism, noting the pale state of the liquid within. Essentia and blood make an excellent combination. Now, for the healing. Without a moment of doubt, I stab the syringe into my right hand, pushing the plunger down. I vaporize the empty instrument. Unless I am mistaken, the varieties of positive essentia proceed to provide a regenerative effect as they slowly dissolve in my body. I exit the room, glaring at the irritating burning light from the fortresses' every opening. With a thought, Gaseous Tenebrae pours into the room. This should be good enough, for now. Satisfied, I teleport to Apocalypse Hill once more in a burst of amethyst. Whatever value it is that you would have initially healed me by, Twin, I would suggest detracting one from it, seeing as I did end up stabbing myself to achieve this.
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 11/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 4/5
Cipher's Call 3/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Noting that Zodiac's Azimuth finished, I shoot up the Error.
ZODIAC'S AZIMUTH: A very large bow that is jet-black, and yet has remnants of Notch's holy power surrounding it. Twelve constellations are projected across its surface like holograms, each flickering with respective color. The weapon has the power of the twelve zodiac constellations, and can harness their powers individually in its arrows.
I point out to the Mistake that another word for it is "boner" because I'm an immature 6 year old. The Mistake ponders its synonym for a few minutes and then sighs, lays over, and dies. Autopsy revealed possible foul play by the Failure.
The Mistake does not speak English, or any form of language, and doesn't understand the synonym!
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (5/6)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Leopold's Keyblaster (1/?)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (1/THIS SHOULD LET ME MAKE 30 H'S PARODIES BY TRANSFORMING INTO DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF gorillaSLAYER)
Action
If the Error is still alive, I pull out the Speakers and create piercing, ultra-EAS-Tones-level, Standard Emergency Warning Signal Tones that damage it.
Use passive scanning if you can, this thing's temperamental, if it thinks you're trying to cause problems it might start up on its own.
Sanford looks up from trying to fiddle with some of the controls.
Has anyone seen Wilson?
He's sleeping, I've never seen anyone so heartbroken.
Outside the TARDIS:
Random attacks!
Commence!
Suddenly, various TIE, tie, tye, ty and other such TIE-analogues begin raining from the sky onto the PGs, it looks like that is the end of this brick joke... And then a brick lands on Tingle.
There was a brief moment of silence, in which the sheer ****tiness of the joke settled in. No-one in the game could believe a jest that abhorrent could be spawned on our fair earth. It felt as if claws of stupidity were tearing at my mind.
Suddenly, the user behind me committed suicide on the spot. Full scale riots broke out over the forum, with murders, looting, and rape. Cries of "How could that punchline be so horrible? What god would allow this?" could be heard as people lept from rooftops. The "cut" riots had begun.
The area had to be carpet-bombed by the Air force in order to quell the riots and make sure no traces of the horrid humor escaped the infected area. The entire game of DTG2 was quarantined, and everything we ever held dear was either bombed or destroyed by the insipid setup and punchline.
A user next to me said he believed things couldn't possibly get worse. When his brother heard the joke, he ate their mother, burned down their house and killed himself.
Suddenly, the sounds of a million infants shrieking pierced the air. A hundred armed demon with a thousand unpronounceable names rose from a fissure in the earth. "I have been summoned to your meager plane from the horror of the unspeakable humor. I Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar, the aberration who was never meant to be, shall now devour the universe."spoke the horror with it's three-hundred maws.
"Good going." he said to me. (i had miraculously survived up to this point) "How was I supposed to know the joke would summon a nameless horror from the beginning of time? i didn't make the "cut"?!" I shouted, rage in my voice. "What good did you possibly believe could come of that!"
Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar devoured the universe and shat it out as a cosmic dung pile. The end.
The moral of this story is to not use jokes from ****ty juvenile jokebooks.
I then alchemize Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 1/? The Iron Republic, for reference, is a location in Fallen London which advertises 'Freedom from all laws and tyrants. All laws and tyrants, without exception.' This includes the laws of nature and reality.
I also alchemize Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 1/?
DAWN'S LAW: A product, shining with golden light, of an effort to create a false Judgement, the Dawn Machine. Perhaps it can empower true Judgements as well?
I then utilize Tipping Scales 5: Final Verdict on the Error. Hopefully the pure law and order energies inherent in even the weakest Judgement wiill amplify the effect.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Public = The Abolisher (Level 10: 1/11)
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina (Level 10: 1/11)
You raise up Zeus' Prosecution, which crackles with stellar energy, and throw it into the air. It doesn't land back down, instead forming the starlit hologram of a judge holding a gavel. He looks at the Error, evaluating all of its qualities, its entire life story. Of course, being just born from rage and sorrow, it has little life at all, its entire existence an afterthought. The judge declares his verdict: the Error is just that: an error. He throws his gavel onto the nonexistent podium, banging it with a loud noise. With each noise, the power of Judgement rips some of the Error out of existence. 20,000 damage to the Error!
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (6/6)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Leopold's Keyblaster (2/?)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (2/?)
Action
I withdraw my ROFL-47. Not just any ROFL-47, a GOLDEN ROFL-47. I fire on the Error and summon a field with Sacra Geometria simultaneously. The bullet passes through the field and turns into a golden ROFL-60! It fires a Golden ROFL-1337, which fires a million Flaming Tacos. The flaming tacos burn the Error with flaming laser beams before turning into Fluoroantimonic Baloney Sandwiches! They immediately execute an Unoriginalstrom, SHOOP DA WHOOPing the Error while erasing the Error from existence.
REMINGTON TCR: A pistol imbued with the essence of True Capitalist Radio. It can channel the power of Ghost, the host of TCR, for use in true capitalist attacks.
Turn 2/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 2/?
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 2/?
I pull out the Ea Mechanism, channeling its thaumic power and converting it to heat, or kinetic energy, or just energy. A subtle ripple of magic flows through me, probability magic, as I prepare to catalyze the conversion of that massive amount of concentrated energy into a stream of high-energy photons, all moving in lockstep. Simply put, I just created a magical laser. I quickly infuse the laser-generation spell mechanism with another component, a pulse converter. I quickly magically conjure a wand to direct the laser, before pointing the wand at The Error and activating the laser spell. An incomprehensibly large amount of laser pulses, each picosecond-length, streak into The Error, each one blowing away a tiny bit of flesh, or flesh-equivalent, through flash vaporization. Perfect. I put the Mechanism away.
2/50 (should I even bother?) and 27/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I use the Potion Supply to get a poison potion and then use the Kitsune Charm for the first time to infuse the Staff of Ysera with it.
I rush up to the Error and bash it in the closest thing it has to a face with the base of the Staff of Ysera before spinning around and cutting with the newly poisoned blade side.
Bottled Hosi Fire + 1
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = ??? 1/11 probably
Awkward Potion OOO Bottled Hosi Fire = ??? 1/2
Aw... no one tried to guess. Either that or no one read it, which I suppose is fine as well.
Another crash shook the entire dream and caused more dust and splinters to fall from the ceiling, followed by another crash, more violent this time.
Uh? ... what's happening? This... has to fall apart too? Whatever is causing it... I can't stop it... I'm too weak... I need to run... like I always do...
Wilson ran out of his store into the desolate land. He turned around to see the top floor collapse in on itself and crash into the floor below, causing that to collapse as well. Like a waterfall, his home fell down to the ground, smashing into the ground with resounding crashes, leaving nothing but a massive pile of sawdust, splinters, and broken glass. Trying to put aside the fact that this was probably the last time he'd ever see his home, Wilson ran off into the desolate wasteland, lost, heartbroken, and abandoned. His tears slowly worked their way through his fur before landing on the cold, dead earth which soaks up tears, blood, and perfume with the same indifference. The rain was starting to pick up, and there was no shelter in sight. He knew that staying in the rain too long would give him hypothermia. Starting to get desperate, Wilson called out,
Zenko! Yako! Mori! Anyone! If this is my dream, you should be here somewhere! Please... please... please... plea... pl... someone... anyone... help me... I'm lost in my own dream... but this time... no one to help me... anyone?... please...
A blue orb of light floats down from the sky and stops directly above Wilson.
I should have clarified... anyone but you... Think you're above my help? Don't be so arrogant, Laiko. Your divine powers come from me after all. Its not that... I sort... I sort of think th- It doesn't really matter. What I wanted to say, was that you fought well. That was good practice for the final conflict against Willow, against the darkness. Gee. Thanks... wai- Willow? Did... you ever learn where she is? ... no... its strange... the more I search, the more and more it seems like she isn't even in this world. I know that she was though. Huh. Its almost like she currently only exists in a battle simulation that Talist occasionally runs... What? Don't worry... its just my occasional breaking of the fourth wall. Anyway... why do I have to fight Willow? I've had... enough violence... Can't I... I just... talk to her? If she really... is dark inside... can't I try to save her and br- Listen. The goal isn't to prevent the battle. The goal is to win it and prove the strength of the light over the darkness and that the dawn will always overcome the dusk. Let me help you out of this dream. Some actual interaction with your... friends will help cheer you up. ... ... Maybe not getting told constantly that my future is out of my hands would help cheer me up...
Wilson rolls his eyes, but its too late. The desolate world around him is fading to black very slowly. The gold text is Inari by the way.
The attack fails!
Bottled Hoshifire && The Sparker = The Lightning Round (Level 10: 1/11)
Awkward Potion OOO Bottled Hoshifire = Potion of Kitsune (1/2)
Turn 3/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 3/?
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 3/?
I summon up a shield against glitchiness and corruption, as well as whatever else the Error, Mistake, and Failure use to attack, and shield some players from their effects with it.
@Talist, I read your posts, I didn't see anything to do about it though.
But speaking of things to do...
>Load Device: Conceptual Node Laser
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Ordo Node x8
>Deploying Item: Vis Focus Array type Concept Laser.
>Nodes Stabilized
>Miniaturization Processed.
I fire a laser of the concept of Order into the Error.
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Sano Node x8
>Nodes Stabilized
>Miniaturization Processed
>Healing/Overhealing Target Designate Erelye.
>((Thank you for the advice, by the way.))
"What? Why did he just output a blank line."
>You can't see it but it's there.
>Node Stabilizer Array: A set of eight stabilizers, which can be loaded with Aura Nodes.
>Conceptual Node Laser: Contains eight nodes, which are stabilized/energized, and have their output converted into other tiers of vis. The nodal energies are then processed and output as a tangible beam which conveys primary effects on its target. For instance, Ignis would result in heat, Gelum cooling/frost, Crystallum rendering something transparent at the point of impact, Sano in healing, etc.
I duplicate these two and pass them to Erelye, as well as a set of parts.
I then drop another glitchy-type entity into the Plane Of Order again.
12,000 damage to the Error!
+1 HP to Erelye!
You attempt to drop the Error in, but you find you can't hold it and it escapes!
I pull out Ranchia and uncork it, sending a massive stream of Ranch Dressing to the heavens. It rockets up and back down onto the weakest AG player, healing him/her. How does this work? Ranch Dressing Majjyks. They are amazing and very delicious.
Yo, mind if someone tosses me a +2 before Trial 6? This is the last charge. Granted, it's a pretty stupid thing, but it's a charge. Like, I only need one +2.
Talist, it's a bit belated, but I'm just giving you a warning: I am NOT entirely sure about Gutza being able to return the Glitch Wrench. When the Spoil trade ends, all exchanges of spoils end-and that could include taking back the Glitch Wrench. That trade could be effectively permanent.
I fire Mythos into the air, a green bolt of light careening from the cannon in Creation Mode, creating a stormcloud in the suspicious shape of the Life Ideogram. It suddenly thunders and rains a green rain, healing all wounded AGs.
I have nothing to trade other than my bodily "services" so you can remove me from that list.
I inform the Failure that I too am a failure at life. We both cry it out on a cliff. Then at the edge of that cliff. Then off the cliff and towards the rocks below. Just as I'm about to hit the rocks I stop myself with an accompanying "puh-sike" and climb back up the cliff. The Failure's body or similar substitute begins leaking off the rocks. It's not even a particularly gruesome scene. Failure really does live (ba dum tsh *gets shot*) up to its name.
@talist: Was it a representation of his involvement in the conflict and having to kill people?
I've been reading it, and kinda wish that it would be justified in having one of my characters help out.
I applaud you sir, Wilson is the only person so far in DTG to tug on my heartstrings.
It continues raining random objects. A bullet with the density of a neutron star falls from the sky and completely ruins the day of one of the PG entities.
It bounces off of the Mistake, who is indifferent. The neutron star falls to bedrock and explodes.
>travis: contact local enragement child for some goods
All of a sudden, Balloon Boy appears and talks to you. "HELLO FRIEND. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS?"
He appears to have several things available for purchase.
Split uses Record Break, pointing Broken Anachronism at the Error and the Failure! Its record arm tips upwards and once again stations itself on the disc at the center of the sword's crossguard! The disc begins to spin around, and static once again begins to play... But this time, the disc's spinning is different. It's changing. The disc continues to spin, faster and faster, with the static slowly beginning to resemble actual sounds. Golden power envelops the corrupted and nonexistent forms of the Error and Failure, forcing them to hover in the air.
The record begins to spin so fast that light shines from it, and a pulsating ball of energy forms around it... The static's sounds materialize into a Shepard's tone that rises so fast that the Error and the Failure are nearly blown apart by its velocity, and yet remain standing since the tone isn't actually rising at all! The Shepard's tone continues to rise in speed, as does the disc's spinning, until it's spinning so fast that its features aren't even visible, and the ball of light becomes blinding!
And then, in an instant, the disc's form breaks, shattering into twelve or so pieces. The ball of energy that formed releases itself, washing the entire area in golden light. The Shepard's tone stops so abruptly that the Error and Failure, which were being carried upwards by its synchronizing power, are slammed full force onto the ground and are helpless to watch the energy barrel over them... They both take 30,000 damage! Split switches the weapon's mode to Contrivance!
Abathur begins to have its other Symbiote respawn... Fseftr's Symbiote creates a Carapace Shield! The Consciousness creates 23 Enderman Souls! They deal a cursed 10,500 damage to Tingle! Sanic Hegehog deals a cursed 18,000 damage to Tingle, but becomes Cursed in the process! The Spire Repair Droid gets to work and shields a Spire!
As the Error, Mistake, and Failure near death, something about them is revealed: if you kill the Error, Mistake, and Failure before the final battle, you will gain a +100,000 buff to honey production, which will cap your honey production at +500,000 for turn. I know the honey status isn't very up to date, but it will be soon.
Tingle uses Bananas, spraying five bananas around the field! Next turn, five players/entities will trip on the bananas and fall, causing their attacks to fail! The Error, Mistake, and Failure all create a holographic image of One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul, whose eye stares straight through Abathur and causes his Hidden meter to drop by 15%! They then all teleport to the Pa'anuri Fragment and heavily corrupt it, causing it to glitch out into the ground and into the sky and below bedrock! Since the Fragment is teleporting into several places at once, it loses -9% Strength! The three entities then attack the Mane Armor once each! The Failure corrupts 5l1n65h07, ninjatwist, NinjaV, Overlord, and Split, causing one of their attacks to fail next turn! (This will be independent from Bananas, meaning next turn TEN attacks will fail!)
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%. Regen: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn. Regen: III
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The Consciousness: [AG] HP: 135,000/150,000. Spires: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x6.) Enderman Souls: 500/500 HP. (x23.) The Eye: III The Hand: III The Crystal: III
Sanic Hegehog: [AG] HP: 150,000/160,000.
Spire Repair Droid: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shielding the Consciousness' Spires.
Tingle: [PG] HP: 185,000/300,000. Bananas: II Fairy Healing: III Cursed: III
The Error: [PG] HP: 11,000/350,000. Acid: III Confuse: III
The Mistake: [PG] HP: 72,000/100,000. Confuse: I
The Failure: [PG] HP: 81,000/200,000. Acid: III Confuse: I
Okay, then, the Gristgloves they shall be retrochristened.
>Good. It appears their function is normal. Is the Alchemiter Grist-based? Or is there some mechanic I am obviously not supposed to be aware of?
"...The latter. I summoned up a bunch of grist earlier, it didn't do much."
>Hmph. At least you can still unprocess things.
"I can? Oh, I can."
>Be careful where you aim, unless you have a wormhole set up. They will go flying from the sylladex ejection. There isn't a cost, at least.
"Heh."
I recombinate the Clay, and it shoots out at the Mane Armor.
"Can you get me one of those arrays with Cognitio Essentia?"
>I can. If you're thinking of what I think you're thinking of, you'll want a different setup though.
>Load Device: Personal Thaumic Infusement Device.
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Cognitio Node x8
>Deploying Item: Infusement Focus Array
>Miniaturization Processed.
>Personal Thaumic Infusement Device: Similarly to the Conceptual Node Laser, applies an effect based on an input Essentia on the wearer. Dissimilarly, the effects are beneficial instead of harmful. Gelum would be resist cold, Vacuos would be phasing, Crystallum invisibility. Sano is healing in both devices.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Except I am not allied with those fools who stopped me from smashing the Godmodder's toys together, I am just doing this because he attacked me and I want him dead (OOC, SCP-2317 is more Neutral than Anti-Godmodder)
Yeah, entity summons will be useless.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Act 3! +1 to Ire, +1 to Wilson!
Origin (45/50) (Refine.)
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9
Yo, mind if someone tosses me a +2 before Trial 6? This is the last charge. Granted, it's a pretty stupid thing, but it's a charge. Like, I only need one +2.
Talist, it's a bit belated, but I'm just giving you a warning: I am NOT entirely sure about Gutza being able to return the Glitch Wrench. When the Spoil trade ends, all exchanges of spoils end-and that could include taking back the Glitch Wrench. That trade could be effectively permanent.
I fire Mythos into the air, a green bolt of light careening from the cannon in Creation Mode, creating a stormcloud in the suspicious shape of the Life Ideogram. It suddenly thunders and rains a green rain, healing all wounded AGs.
TT2000: Detonation Core, Withered Plate. WANTS: TRADES:
K4yne: Broken Halo, Chaos Heart. WANTS: TRADES:
Ninjatwist321: Contaminated Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
ManiacMasteR: HHHH. WANTS: TRADES:
TheLordErelye: Providence's Topper, Spare Tentacle. WANTS: TRADES:
Talist: Potion Supply, Kitsune Charm. WANTS: TRADES:
Netpatham: Ender Orb, Inferno Servo. WANTS: TRADES:
PitTheAngel: Rapidfire Bow. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Serpent: Pale Valve. WANTS: TRADES:
insert_generic_username: Lil' Cal, Sacred Pool Balls, Faceless Eight. WANTS: Emerald Nova. TRADES:
fseftr: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Magma Multiplier. WANTS: TRADES:
Irecreeper: Twitchy Staff, Table Leg, Brass Knuckles. WANTS: Potion Supply, TRADES:
Pionoplayer: Emerald Nova, WANTS: TRADES:
Modpack: Auditory Piston. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Oblivion's Topper, Infinity Blade WANTS: TRADES:
CobaltShade: Giant Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
5l1n65h07: Amethyst Spike, TIE-Hivemind. WANTS: TRADES:
Engie_Ninja: Necro-Smasher, Red Scale. WANTS: TRADES:
gutza1: Glitch Wrench. WANTS: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Inferno Servo, Auditory Piston. TRADES:
NinjaV2403: WANTS: Ender Orb, Amethyst Spike, Oblivion's Topper TRADES:
Amperz4nd: Nether Spire. WANTS: TRADES:
Crusher48: WANTS: TRADES:
crystalcat: Silver Eye, Black Matter Gun. WANTS: TRADES:
omglolsguy22: WANTS: TRADES:
OverlordXcano: WANTS: TRADES:
PaperShurikan: WANTS: TRADES:
TehEpicNinja9001: Slime-Inator, Prism. WANTS: TRADES:
ProofofconcepT: Hard-Light Gun. WANTS: TRADES:
PokeFan151: Molten Processor. WANTS: TRADES:
=TURN THREE=
>Here's that +2.
=CHARGE=
-32 / 50- The End (Tazz'd, +4 total)
/14 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I force an allied player to devour a Medi-Gun. This somehow doesn't them, and restores 2 HP.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Hello, I'm back.
Post 1
I bash The Error with the Java Smash, which is set to rewrite error codes. The Error changes it's error code to become HTTP Error 418.
I then attempt to draw a set of armor with the Creation Pen.
EDIT: This editor won't accept the green colors...
Wow. Last Hit point, and people are coming back for MOAR.
Hello again, Nimbleguy! Unfortunately, your spoils of War just got traded away due to your inactivity (and this being the final spoil trade before the final battle and all.) Good news is the Trade is still live, so theoretically you could convince someone to give you a spoil...
Also, I heard that's an ongoing problem.
/null
Post III
U: Hey! Bıumbra! Have you stopped wıth the dancy shenanıgans yet? Can I borrow your sword?
Wwhorp!!
U2: You can have it. I never really liked it, and it"z currently kind of glichy.
U: Ok.
Umbra tries to clean off the corruption from Night's Edge before driving it into The Failiure.
Biumbra heals Split.
U: It ıs kind of bad. I need something better... much better. A whackıng stıck?
Ultra-Vıolence Cuestıck && Candlestıck && Blacklıt Candle && Nıgth Lıght && Nıghtmare Fuel
Cobalt Psiichip Complete!
Endothermia 5/7
Double Twilight 4/6
Umbral Ultımatum 33/40
2ND POST
I have nothing to trade
other than my bodily "services"so you can remove me from that list.I inform the Failure that I too am a failure at life. We both cry it out on a cliff. Then at the edge of that cliff. Then off the cliff and towards the rocks below. Just as I'm about to hit the rocks I stop myself with an accompanying "puh-sike" and climb back up the cliff. The Failure's body or similar substitute begins leaking off the rocks. It's not even a particularly gruesome scene. Failure really does live (ba dum tsh *gets shot*) up to its name.
He scream
Hey Nimble! Welcome back!
...Yeah, the editor's just getting worse.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Does Nimble even need a Spoil with the Tubas?
Also, the Error is now a teapot, target accordingly.
(Would've gone for a 410 myself. Gone is a thing we want the Error to be)
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
ME: I handle the staff with caution, and then swing it wildly
TINGLE: I use bananas all around me
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@talist: Was it a representation of his involvement in the conflict and having to kill people?
I've been reading it, and kinda wish that it would be justified in having one of my characters help out.
I applaud you sir, Wilson is the only person so far in DTG to tug on my heartstrings.
It continues raining random objects. A bullet with the density of a neutron star falls from the sky and completely ruins the day of one of the PG entities.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
guess that plan fell on its face
time to try something different
>travis: contact local enragement child for some goods
Honestly, Wilson is the only character in DTG I'd actually feel an ethical compulsion to help, rather than 'Oh, hey, my ally/murderbuddy is being attacked, here's a great opportunity for RP and fighting stuff!'
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Thirded.
Seriously, if you can character like that, you'll have NO PROBLEMS running this game.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I clutch my spoils of war tightly. I don't want anything. No trades.
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Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
The Helbringers deal 12,000 damage to Tingle, but he pockets the White Dwarf's fire and stores it in his inventory, unharmed!
+2 HP to Erelye!
All your "teammates" restrain you before you can do that! They doubt smashing those guys together would even summon the Glitch, but they want to be safe...
Don't call these the Gristwidget Gloves. That will only serve to be confusing for everyone. You convert a nearby Hardened Clay Block into 9 Clay. (Clay Grist, not the Clay item.)
You protect yourself from attack!
10,000 damage to the Failure!
The HHHH deals 10,000 damage to the Consciousness! (The Spires don't defend the Consciousness, right?)
It counted, I just didn't really know what it targeted, or if it targeted anything at all.
engage the trial mothergorillaers
+2 HP to TT2000!
No, you shouldn't.
The large amounts of corrupge amounts of co/// $!
!)#!tion in the attack prevent it from working, since it merely makes the Error stronger! Not by much, though.The Error has no discernible features, and resembles a vaguely human feature that looks less like a human and more like a hole in space from which large amounts of corruption and glitchy fractalline patterns can be seen.
You take the Glitch Wrench and give it to gutza!
BOTTLED HOSHIFIRE: A bottle that contains righteous and divine fire that flickers with multiple colors: white, gold, and black. It contains electric and holy power, and can contain portions of the souls of kitsune to use in powerful attacks.
Does the bottle represent death? There is no dark-yellow potion in normal Minecraft...
Cipher's Call = VV!li8VV (Level 10: 1/11)
5,000 damage to Sanic Hegehog!
Die hastily creates a bright blue pin that represents Proof, but hestitates and doesn't give you the pins of the rest of the Felt. He mumbles and says that the rest of them would have to be here for him to make new copies, and he's not giving you the original copies!
The attack fails!
Welcome! The tomato bounces off of the Mistake harmlessly...
The Twitchy Staff deals 15,000 damage to the Error and Confuses it! The Mistake and Failure are also Confused!
Nothing happens.
SEVENTH SIN: A medigun with seven barrels, six arranged in a hexagonal shape with the seventh right in the middle. Each barrel has a distinct shape and power, and can grant Ubercharge, Kritz, and absolve status effects on allies, and can inflict Wither, Instant Damage, and fire bazookas at enemies. The seventh barrel applies the Bloodlust status, inflicting Bleeding on enemies and giving all allied entities minicrits for a turn.
UNIVERSAL ROGUELIKE: A set of two wands that resemble two-dimensional vertical bars (the computer glyphs: |). They can summon monsters from NetHack that are forged from Unicode. In fact, their summoning capabilities probably exceed just NetHack...
+6 HP to Pit!
ANTIMATTER BUSTER STATION: A station that consists of a large computer array and a very massive gun barrel that is suited specifically for holding and containing Antimatter Busters, which are in essence superpowered antimatter warheads with exceedingly high range.
Planet Express Ship 2.0 -c Tesseract Manifold -c Planet Express Ship Primary Lasers x2 = Planet Express Ship 3.0
Planet Express Ship 3.0 && Name Tag = Planet Express Ship 3.0 (Level 10: 1/11)
3-4-7-2-4-5-2-1-9-10
A swarm of nanobots come in and damage the Error, dealing 7,000 damage!
4,000 damage to Tingle!
3,000 damage to the Failure!
You use the Red Scale, making all your attacks for the next three turns minicrit!
Alright then.
Half of GodCraft is destroyed by the attack, but the Godmodder's infinite array of computers manage to keep enough stability that not much else happens, and the Vast Glub's power is weakened! However, all entities take 5,000 damage! GodCraft is now a complete wreck, one face of it being blasted down to bedrock, and three faces of it being completely torn into by the recent attack! Craters, holes, and assorted other scars mar the landscape as well, and all the while the Moon remains in orbit ahead, locked in a chronal stasis field, with the Sun now destined to go supernova. Various glitches are appearing with greater frequencytches are app[email protected]!#$// /@n[email protected] now... In short, things are getting worse.
The shot penetrates the Mistake, but the Mistake isn't damaged at all!
Nothing happens!
Spire Repair Droid added!
Yes.
The Slime-Inator fires and deals no damage to the Mistake, but also deals 5,000 damage to the Error and Failure! The Error and Failure become Acidized!
THE MENTAL MUSKET: A musket fashioned entirely out of ornate orchid wood. It appears to not be completely grounded in reality, and flickers like soft flame. Its bullets have the power to manipulate code, and the weapon itself can lose its form completely and act as a portal to the minds of others, allowing sight of them but not interaction with them.
+4 HP to Pit!
The Spoil Trade is still going on, for future reference! It will end at the beginning of the final battle!
+5 HP to Amperz4nd!
The breachers detonate. You feel a sharp and stabbing pain in your head as they do so, but when the smoke clears, none of your memories have been damaged. The door in the middle of the room, however, has been blown apart. It now acts as a flat plane to a deeper level of the mind, which is to say, your memories. You hesitantly float up to the door and look through.
You see you and Red in one of many rooms on one of many HMAS Ships hovering over GodCraft. You're looking out the window when suddenly, several waves of red pulsate out of some random corner in the sky and surge over GodCraft - and you. You watch yourself and Red seize in pain and fall to the ground, convulsing. Both of you stop moving after several seconds... dead.
Then the scene changes. You and Red are now in a grey formless room with a glass window on it. On the other side of it is a stereotypical grim reaper, who begins talking to you. "WELCOME TO THE CENIAN AFTERLIFE PROCESSING CENTRE HUMANS! YOU ARE DEAD! HOORAY! OR I GUESS NOT FOR YOU! OR FOR US HERE EITHER REALLY!" He continues in this manner for quite some time, with you and Red making interspersed comments. It's odd, the reaper, er, Bob, has this weird way of speaking. It's like he's shouting, but he's barely moving his skull-mouth-analogue and it has this sort of quality you can't describe.
Suddenly, Bob's head goes slack, his hand going to his ear-analogue as if he's trying to hear someone or something. He cheerfully addresses both of you. "WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW! YOU TWO NEVER DIED! SO GET OUT OF HERE!" After a few offhanded comments from you, Red, and Bob, Bob waves his hand and the two of you vanish. You feel yourself floating up into existence.
You're back on the HMAS Ship, having recovered. You dismissed the prior events as an odd dream, and asked Red if he had it, convinced that if he did, the events wouldn't have just been a dream. He told you he hadn't, but had seemed hasty in doing so. You then left the room to make breakfast, leaving Red behind.
Then, the scene changes, and you're in a talk with one of Engie's drones on the Battlefield. The topic turns to the events of Scratch's ascension and what had happened: namely, his rise to power and his prompt fall from it. He then asks you how dying was, and although you had denied ever dying, he continued to ask, saying that if you had died there would be a place with reapers. When you continued denying it, he said that you may have addressed it as some sort of odd dream, and then you start to have an odd expression on your face. Engie abruptly stops talking to you and goes on an Engietech-related rampage. You walk back to the HMAS Ship.
The scene changes again, and you're back on the ship with Red, who asks you how it was on the Battlefield. You tell him about your conversation with Engie and ask him if he can use some magic to recover the dream you had about dying. Red says he'll try, and then utters some magic words. When he's done, you say you've lost your train of thought, and then act as if nothing had happened. You realize now that Red wasn't trying to recover your memories. He was the one who buried them.
You snap awake and out of your mindscape. You think it's time you and Red had a talk.
Definitely not. I've stated several times that charges won't serve a purpose in the final battle. Use it now.
The Magma Multiplier deals 10,000 damage to the Error and Failure, not affecting the Mistake!
The attack fails!
Nothing happens!
This time, the Error corrupts the data on the Decad so nothing happens!
+2 HP to Erelye, Crusher, and TT!
4,000 damage to the Failure!
You roll the Faceless Eight.
5-7-5-4-5-8-7-3
A single inky-black tendril leers at Tingle and then runs itself straight through its face, passing through it like putty. The tendril ends up impaling Tingle's head, and when it retracts itself, Tingle has taken no damage, but now lacks a face. He convulses on the ground and takes 10,000 damage!
You Curse Tingle with Lil' Cal!
Crusher, Overlord, and omglolsguy gain Regen!
+5 HP to PaperShuriken!
DEFENSE BREAKER DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and a mold breaker. While wearing this, superpowered physical defenses will be forged around the wearer that will protect him from things meant to bypass defenses.
generic and pionoplayer gain Regen!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
You lack the Sacred Items!
+6 HP to you!
ZODIAC'S AZIMUTH: A very large bow that is jet-black, and yet has remnants of Notch's holy power surrounding it. Twelve constellations are projected across its surface like holograms, each flickering with respective color. The weapon has the power of the twelve zodiac constellations, and can harness their powers individually in its arrows.
12,000 damage to the Error!
The Mistake does not speak English, or any form of language, and doesn't understand the synonym!
Leopold Slikk Essence && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Beretta 50K-LS (Level 5: 1/6)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (Level 10: 1/11)
12,000 damage to the Error!
Cursed 10,500 damage to Tingle!
+5 HP to Amperz4nd!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TESLA'S IMPROV - SUPERCELL
Cursed 15,000 damage to Tingle!
Cursed 7,500 damage to Tingle!
And the young man's name? Albert Einstein.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Public = The Abolisher (Level 10: 1/11)
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina (Level 10: 1/11)
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 TIPPING SCALES - FINAL VERDICT
You raise up Zeus' Prosecution, which crackles with stellar energy, and throw it into the air. It doesn't land back down, instead forming the starlit hologram of a judge holding a gavel. He looks at the Error, evaluating all of its qualities, its entire life story. Of course, being just born from rage and sorrow, it has little life at all, its entire existence an afterthought. The judge declares his verdict: the Error is just that: an error. He throws his gavel onto the nonexistent podium, banging it with a loud noise. With each noise, the power of Judgement rips some of the Error out of existence. 20,000 damage to the Error!
REMINGTON TCR: A pistol imbued with the essence of True Capitalist Radio. It can channel the power of Ghost, the host of TCR, for use in true capitalist attacks.
16,000 damage to the Error!
13,000 damage to the Error!
The Mistake absorbs the solar power and becomes stronger!
10,000 damage to the Mistake! It howls in bitcrushed pain!
16,000 damage to the Error!
The attack fails!
Bottled Hoshifire && The Sparker = The Lightning Round (Level 10: 1/11)
Awkward Potion OOO Bottled Hoshifire = Potion of Kitsune (1/2)
You protect yourself and Netpatham from attack!
12,000 damage to the Error!
+1 HP to Erelye!
You attempt to drop the Error in, but you find you can't hold it and it escapes!
8,000 damage to the Error!
4,000 damage to the Failure!
+4 HP to Crusher!
I really, really wouldn't recommend summoning or charging anything right now.
It will be.
+2 HP to TT, Netpatham, omglolsguy, and Pokefan!
+2 HP to TT!
Hey, welcome back! If you have any questions about the current state of the game, PM me.
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => JAVA SMASH
10,000 damage to the Error!
You already have the highest-level Armor obtainable!
7,000 damage to the Failure!
+3,000 HP to Split!
Ultra-Violence Cuestick && Candlestick && Blacklit Candle && Night Light && Nightmare Fuel = Dreams of Cruelty (Level 5: 1/6)
COBALT PSIICHIP: A computer chip that contains a psionic program. It will give whatever it is installed into the powers of cobalt-blooded trolls.
7,000 damage to the Failure!
You end up blasting a bolt of pure void at Split, who takes 6,000 damage!
It bounces off of the Mistake, who is indifferent. The neutron star falls to bedrock and explodes.
All of a sudden, Balloon Boy appears and talks to you. "HELLO FRIEND. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS?"
He appears to have several things available for purchase.
Split uses Record Break, pointing Broken Anachronism at the Error and the Failure! Its record arm tips upwards and once again stations itself on the disc at the center of the sword's crossguard! The disc begins to spin around, and static once again begins to play... But this time, the disc's spinning is different. It's changing. The disc continues to spin, faster and faster, with the static slowly beginning to resemble actual sounds. Golden power envelops the corrupted and nonexistent forms of the Error and Failure, forcing them to hover in the air.
The record begins to spin so fast that light shines from it, and a pulsating ball of energy forms around it... The static's sounds materialize into a Shepard's tone that rises so fast that the Error and the Failure are nearly blown apart by its velocity, and yet remain standing since the tone isn't actually rising at all! The Shepard's tone continues to rise in speed, as does the disc's spinning, until it's spinning so fast that its features aren't even visible, and the ball of light becomes blinding!
And then, in an instant, the disc's form breaks, shattering into twelve or so pieces. The ball of energy that formed releases itself, washing the entire area in golden light. The Shepard's tone stops so abruptly that the Error and Failure, which were being carried upwards by its synchronizing power, are slammed full force onto the ground and are helpless to watch the energy barrel over them... They both take 30,000 damage! Split switches the weapon's mode to Contrivance!
Abathur begins to have its other Symbiote respawn... Fseftr's Symbiote creates a Carapace Shield! The Consciousness creates 23 Enderman Souls! They deal a cursed 10,500 damage to Tingle! Sanic Hegehog deals a cursed 18,000 damage to Tingle, but becomes Cursed in the process! The Spire Repair Droid gets to work and shields a Spire!
As the Error, Mistake, and Failure near death, something about them is revealed: if you kill the Error, Mistake, and Failure before the final battle, you will gain a +100,000 buff to honey production, which will cap your honey production at +500,000 for turn. I know the honey status isn't very up to date, but it will be soon.
Tingle uses Bananas, spraying five bananas around the field! Next turn, five players/entities will trip on the bananas and fall, causing their attacks to fail! The Error, Mistake, and Failure all create a holographic image of One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul, whose eye stares straight through Abathur and causes his Hidden meter to drop by 15%! They then all teleport to the Pa'anuri Fragment and heavily corrupt it, causing it to glitch out into the ground and into the sky and below bedrock! Since the Fragment is teleporting into several places at once, it loses -9% Strength! The three entities then attack the Mane Armor once each! The Failure corrupts 5l1n65h07, ninjatwist, NinjaV, Overlord, and Split, causing one of their attacks to fail next turn! (This will be independent from Bananas, meaning next turn TEN attacks will fail!)
The Itinerary:
> All: Good luck.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 1,393,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%. Regen: III
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: III
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 60%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn. Regen: III
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 32%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 104,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.) Magnificent Mane: 100,000/100,000 HP. Mane Armor: 11.
Die: [AG] Leaves in three turns.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 75,000/80,000. Hidden: 75%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x1.)
The Consciousness: [AG] HP: 135,000/150,000. Spires: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x6.) Enderman Souls: 500/500 HP. (x23.) The Eye: III The Hand: III The Crystal: III
Sanic Hegehog: [AG] HP: 150,000/160,000.
Spire Repair Droid: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shielding the Consciousness' Spires.
Tingle: [PG] HP: 185,000/300,000. Bananas: II Fairy Healing: III Cursed: III
The Error: [PG] HP: 11,000/350,000. Acid: III Confuse: III
The Mistake: [PG] HP: 72,000/100,000. Confuse: I
The Failure: [PG] HP: 81,000/200,000. Acid: III Confuse: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86.The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III IN USE (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
8 Hog Slop
13 Elf Tears
3 Pie Filling
7 Weasel Snot
Okay, then, the Gristgloves they shall be retrochristened.
>Good. It appears their function is normal. Is the Alchemiter Grist-based? Or is there some mechanic I am obviously not supposed to be aware of?
"...The latter. I summoned up a bunch of grist earlier, it didn't do much."
>Hmph. At least you can still unprocess things.
"I can? Oh, I can."
>Be careful where you aim, unless you have a wormhole set up. They will go flying from the sylladex ejection. There isn't a cost, at least.
"Heh."
I recombinate the Clay, and it shoots out at the Mane Armor.
"Can you get me one of those arrays with Cognitio Essentia?"
>I can. If you're thinking of what I think you're thinking of, you'll want a different setup though.
>Load Device: Personal Thaumic Infusement Device.
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Cognitio Node x8
>Deploying Item: Infusement Focus Array
>Miniaturization Processed.
>Personal Thaumic Infusement Device: Similarly to the Conceptual Node Laser, applies an effect based on an input Essentia on the wearer. Dissimilarly, the effects are beneficial instead of harmful. Gelum would be resist cold, Vacuos would be phasing, Crystallum invisibility. Sano is healing in both devices.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Except I am not allied with those fools who stopped me from smashing the Godmodder's toys together, I am just doing this because he attacked me and I want him dead (OOC, SCP-2317 is more Neutral than Anti-Godmodder)
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augh failed so hard in my third post.
*This somehow dosen't kill them, and restores 2 HP.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I get enraged that Trial 6 wont begin until tomorrow because the update is after 9, and cut the plot in half with a Weath Ray.
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