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Skaia's Bow 46/50

Insanity Quiver 23/50

Ultimate Skulltop 44/50

Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 5/5

Cipher's Call 4/11 using code.

Picture of Skaia && Bow 1/??

I tell Die to attack the Error, and order a burger from the Mistake. The Mistake gets annoyed that I'm using the wrong kind of order, but then I pull out Lex Ordinis and smack it upside it's stupid head for thinking that I'd just make a pun and be done with it.

Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)

Runic Shielding: 70%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II

Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion (2/???)

That reminds me. Tazz, I would not advise coating yourself in essentia. There's a reason any intelligent thaumaturge keeps the stuff under constant containment in airtight containers. I fully expect the Ordo essentia you have lathered yourself in to vaporize itself, taking chunks of molten flesh with it.

Anyhow, I place down a Crucible inscribed with innumerable temporal reversal spells and inscriptions, in addition to the central thaumic mark. What is more stabilizing than order? Purity, unless I am mistaken in my train of thought. It might serve to be more adequate than regular order. Hah. Anyhow, I place four archaic-looking Arcane Alembics on the sides of the cauldron, each marked with a number of symbols upon the Crucible proper. You cannot be too safe with this sort of essentia distillation. After sliding the tongues of the Alembics into the Crucible's insides, I crouch to the bottom of the cauldron, reaching underneath it. I snap my fingers several times, before a flame ignites upon my fingertips. I stabilize the flame, and withdraw my hand from beneath the archaic setup. This style has been neglected for quite some time. Over a loä. I glance behind myself, before uncorking a small bottle, and pouring a portion of the contents within the Crucible. Immediately, the thing is filled to the brim with pure water, which begins boiling under the heat imposed by the flames. Now, to see if this distillation process will function. Even if I fail, I will still attain Ordo. I grab a number of essentia phials in one hand, and stand over the boiling Crucible, slowly drawing a branch of Silverwood. I pluck one leaf off the silvery white branch, and let go. The leaf floats from side to side, coming to rest in the center of the boiling fluid. As it dissolves, I wait, rather tense, covering my eyes with my goggles. There is a hiss, and the water turns more opaque, and lighter, for a moment, before it returns to a normal state as fluids fill the Alembics. I examine the glass tubes. Yes. The process was certainly functional. Purus essentia, a type of essentia which you would likely have never seen without having used this process. I drop the remainder of the branch into the boiling water, and fill the eight phials, before packing the entire system away, stomping on the flames a minute or so later. Now, for the actual attack. The Purus essentia froths and bubbles within the phial, as essentia tends to do under smaller forms of containment. I stare at the Failure, silently regarding it. Suddenly, the eight phials of Purus disappear. With some effort, they reappear within the Failure, accompanied by a clandestine glow of amethyst. With a thought, I telekinetically shatter the glass phials. Purus flows about within the Failure. The essentia of purification stabilizes the horrendous glitches and corruption as much as possible within the moment it is permitted to exist, before it vaporizes itself, strange gases floating to the remnants of an atmosphere. That was rather successful, I would say.

Current Nodal Array Cores:

Ordo

Sano

Cogito

Vacuos

>Deploying Time Shenanigans

>Ordo Conceptual Node Laser Deployed Against Target Designate: Mistake.

>We need more weapons. The CoR^TM is probably going to go after us.

"This toggle switch changes the auto-feed thing on the Gristifying Gloves, right?"

>Yes.

>Captchagloves: Alternate form of the Gristifying Gloves, with the Gristwidgets no longer automatically converting things to Grist.

I then captchalogue the Mistake, inherently ordering it by forcing it to have a captcha code.

I quickly eject it from my sylladex, at the ground, before Bad Things Happen.

>Device Loaded: Sierpinski Generator Core

>Device Loaded: Sierpinski Generator Projector

>Device Loaded: Fractal Focuser

>Miniaturization Processed

>Deploying

>Sierpinski Gasket Gun: A device that generates a fractal (of any number of sides or patterns) at a target point. Output can be any number of materials, so long as they maintain a coherent shape as the process reaches the limited resolution of the universe. So, basically, light, solids, and that's it. Or pitch. That's not going to move enough to disrupt in the time that it takes.

I fire a cubic interior-filling fractal at the Mistake. As fractals are inherently orderly, following a specific set of rules, the Mistake takes damage from having bits sliced in two repeatedly.

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $316

Battlefield: I heal the weakest player with gib eclipse

+2 to Wilson

Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 9/11

Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 9/11

Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11

-HMAS Ship-

Alright, look, I get why you’re mad. I just… I didn’t want to give you false hope. Answer me this, [Redacted], are you planning on using this knowledge to try to bring back the dead?

…I thought you had more faith in me than that… and it’s not even really about what you made me forget, it’s the fact you didn’t ask my approval. To be quite honest… I’ve noticed this sort of thing has been happening occasionally for many years… I’ve just never brought it up.

…what sort of thing?

Ugh, you still don’t know? …just because you’re acting in what you think is my best interest, doesn’t mean you can just do whatever the hell you want to me!

Blue’s voice rises suddenly at the end of her last sentence, and she then stands up from her seat.

We’ll discuss this more later, I don’t want to start yelling… but I think it'd be best if we didn't spend as much time around each other for a while.

Blue walks quickly back to her room, while Red just stares into his cup of coffee.

-End-

+2 to Wilson.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Filled!

Wilson Money: $2

The Magnetic Anomaly: 9/9 Complete!

Arsenide Icetop || Supercomputing Mainframe: 2/?

Planet Express Ship 3.0: 5/11

==Actions==

Okay, I need to describe The Magnetic Anomaly

THE MAGNETIC ANOMALY: A plasma rifle that takes gas from its gas canister, and heats it to thousands of degrees, then fires it at high velocity. Basically iTokamak but without the Tokamak (BTW it's Tokamak, not Tokomak. Sorry about that).

Zoidberg ubercharges the glitch-related enemy with the highest health in a harmful way. The antiberium spreads to all the other glitches. Lothyra shoots Tingle with The Magnetic Anomaly.

Lothyra: Okay. Now for the final upgrade.

Lothyra alchemizes The Magnetic Anomaly & Tiny Antimatter Canister Receptacle & Antimatter Injector & Name Tag = Inertial Antimatter Catalysed Fusion Rifle (or IAC-FR, pronounced the same way as "Yak fur" for short).

TINY ANTIMATTER CANISTER RECEPTACLE: A device that can be inserted with a Tiny Antimatter Canister (holding a couple of micrograms of antimatter, enough to compress plasma and cause an explosive fusion reaction if detonated properly) and quickly drain it.

ANTIMATTER INJECTOR: A device that will quickly inject all of the input antimatter into a device.

IAC-FR: A plasma rifle that has a special ability. If a Tiny Antimatter Canister is inserted into it, and the button is pressed to inject the antimatter, the antimatter will be evenly spread on the surface of the plasma bolt stored inside. When the plasma bolt is fired, the antimatter is shielded by a bit of plasma through the IAC-FR's remote magnetic manipulation (the plasma and the antimatter are both positively charged, so they repel each other and will not annhilate until the time is right). Just as the bolt is about to hit the target, the IAC-FR makes the surface antimatter contract, annihilating with the surface plasma. The energy released compresses the bolt so hard that the plasma undergoes explosive nuclear fusion, creating a blast equivalent to a weak tactical nuke found in RTS games. However, the resulting EMP and fallout are almost zilch, so the explosion is far cleaner than an ordinary tactical nuke.

Act 2! +1 to Ire, +1 to Wilson!

Origin (50/50) (Refine. +1 from Talist.)

origin() executing...

WARNING! Extensive amounts of corruption are related to this method. Are you sure you want to run it? Y/N

y

origin() executing...

Gutter charge(1/20) (In case there's some kind of need for an attack before Trial 6. End time subject to change.)

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9

As it will require it-I duplicate three Orbs of Calm, again. Yes, seven orbs of calm.

With my final 50 post charge ready for something stupid and mostly RP-ish, I head back to Trickster Mode. I am in this form far too often, but it's not too concerning due to all the sanity-using Orbs I've made sure to use on myself and keep on myself. Especially the six new Orbs of Calm. Those are overkill in normal circumstances, but they're still useful. But first, I fly away, until where I am at on this wretched rock is EXACTLY opposite of where Grayhold is, and separate from any other faction's holdings. No life remains, but several complex Magic Circles, aided by the Godmodding powers I possess, are present on a plain stone brick platform, with chiseled stone bricks marking where certain items have to be placed. No points for guessing who made it. I quickly make sure to place the three Orbs of Calm in the innermost circle FIRST-there's no requirement, but I want everything in place. On the middle circle, various Powerunes of Zillymark-very powerful rocks that can transmit power, 3-sided, -are arranged, facing inwards towards the center, where I will be standing. Then, the outer circle. I pull out the many legendary weapons of cherubic (and/or [THINGS THAT NO-ONE WAS MEANT TO EVEN SLIGHTLY KNOW ABOUT], depending on interpretation) lore I happen to possess, including the Cherubic-enhanced Mythos, who's name has been sadly forgotten by me. Stupid stupid stupid! But first, I activate the other four Orbs of Calm and the Orb of Sanity, letting the sanity wash over. No risks. More runes are placed on the outer circle...Then the real dangerous bit. Using a similar feature that I used to merge multiple weapons in the original Mythos (for a few seconds) and an extremely powerful maneuver that only someone aware of the [THINGS THAT NO-ONE WAS MEANT TO EVEN SLIGHTLY KNOW ABOUT] and their most secretive and ridiculous techniques could ever hope to replicate, I create a very powerful magical circle directly below Zillythos (which is what I will call it until the actual name makes itself apparent to my mind again), then immediately infuse EVERY weapon of Cherubic Lore into the Zillythos during this period, creating an unstable super-variant! It won't last forever, but I only need it for so long. I place it in the final point of the outer circle.

There are other things in this circle that I have neglected to mention, simply due to Narrative redactive policy on the matter, but rest assured, for those in the know, they are there.

No further prep. I have had the process explained and studied for a while now, and I've seen the successful results. It also warns me that I was going to need a considerable sanity-blostering artifacts. Eight sanity-buffing orbs, for ONE little trick. I set myself on the center, and click my fingers, activating the whole circle. The Orbs of Calm in the inner circle whir to life, creating a massive beam of sanity that will keep going! The Powerunes of Zillymark in the middle and outer circles face themselves in such a pattern that only one three-sided rune faces me, while the others (all two-sided, the remaining side unmarked) face each other until finally, two runes meet the super-powered Zillythos, which, under the infulence of the extra trickster circle and the rest of the circle, fades away, flowing through the Powerunes of Zillymark-and destroying each in the process, each side being cannibalized of all power by the sheer force of Zillythos before managing to flow it through the next mark, until finally it reaches the 3-sided rune and hits me in the form of a massive blast of multicolored light, with the rest of the circle's function making the power transfer as minimally lethal to myself as possible. Having godmodding powers on top of the usual majjyks have certainly helped.

It was not a completely smooth transformation, regardless. Yet another reason why Orbs of Calm are useful.

When the light dies down and the whole thing ends, in the place of myself is...Err, myself in a different form, and hopefully still sane. And quite an interesting one. If anyone could describe the new and nigh-unheard of Trickster levels I have just ascended to, the fact of the matter is the most apt description is a ridiculous Magical Girl outfit of +2 zillion ridiculousness and +2 zillion awesomeness from a Trickster Perspective (let us remind ourselves I am currently female-that can easily change, of course.). Trickster Perspective usually has the girls wear what could best be described as ridiculous Magical Girl outfits of +2 zillion ridiculousness, and call that normal. Possibly dull to Tricksters, even. Oh, and it shifts colors, semi-rapidly, all of it, like a rainbow, assuming it's not my still-peachy skin. My hair currently houses several candies-not just a Chocolate Bar, but also some Ice Cream. It is incomprehensibly ridiculous, and yet, a certain aura of power radiates off of me, turning all nearby into overly-saccharine things, while motes of Overjoy orbit around me. Assuming the transformation's sheer power didn't blow it to pieces. If it was not previously obvious, It is blatantly clear at this point that I have undergone a vast transformation, the most powerful transformation known to Cherubic Folklore, only available to me due to a prior combination of [REMOVED BY ORDER OF [REDACTED FOR THE SAKE OF [Mr. █████████]'S JOB]] ((Yes, that's a redaction of a redaction of a redaction of a redaction)), the events surrounding [REDACTED], the part where a Paradox made me touch literally everything at once, including things out of existence like [YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW] or [WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING STUFF LIKE THIS UP TAZZ?!], possessing some ██████████████████ of Zilly█████, and due to copious Void/Time/████████ Shenanigans, having a friendship with the one and only Zill Yggdravoxel the Origin, I have undergone a dramatic transformation, aided by my own unique essence. Partially.

It's...IT'S...MY GOODNESS, IT'S...

...It doesn't really have a name. So, I immediately dub it SUPER TRICKSTER form in a bout of (un)originality. I am fairly certain that I could THEORETICALLY do better, much better, but in practice I have to use multiple Orbs of Calm to keep myself sane (3 to be precise) at this stage, and no amount of these orbs could ever hope Zill Yggdravoxel, the first and only one to achieve the state above this one. On the other hand, I doubt she wasn't already insane. She probably was MORE insane pre-transformation than post, but I'm not one to ramble about pre-transformation her. I haven't MET pre-transformation Zill Yggdravoxel. I'm not even sure there IS a pre-transformation Zill Yggdravoxel, but that's not the point.

In any case, in a practical charge sense, SUPER TRICKSTER form has a few benefits above regular Trickster form: First, any weapon of Cherubic Folklore (read: Anything related to the Zillymiter) is within my possession no matter what it may be, even if I did not have it before, and I may use it in attacks. This does not include weapons of a higher calibur than what can legally be created through the current Alchemiter, unless I have already obtained it (Zillthos). This also means I currently have a Trickster version of any regular weapon I currently possess or WILL possess in the future without needing the Zillymiter at all times. The reasoning behind both of these things is, power of extreme Zilly potential radiates from my very being enough that I may take a version of anything I touch with the zilly potential, and anything with it already is compelled to come to my aid. Let it be clear that these are duplicates from the originals, not the originals. There are other Super Zilly powers associated with this outside of my practical knoweldge, but those would usually fall under the category of RP shizzle. Thus, it's unimportant to you. Nerf/buff as needed, Twin. Oh, yes-on the RP scale of things, I can still go Regular Trickster mode as well. Let that be said now.

I return to the Battlefield-genderbending myself back into a male while I'm at it-and use a combo of Zilly and Order majjyks, creating a massive multicolored spiral that occasionally flickers to pure white. I send this spiral at the Mistake-or the Failure if the Mistake is dead, or the Error if the Failure is dead.

Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)

Runic Shielding: 70%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II

Psionic Program && Small Hematopoietic Stem Cell && Essence of the Diffusion (3/???)

I affix Wand Focus: Primal to the Hazel Wand. It is time to actually wield this wand again. Of course, I am going to be doing it in the most reckless and blatantly suicidal way possible, as per usual. Hah. I flick the wand, and an orb of primal energies bursts forth, heating the air around it, and occasionally discharging bolts of electricity as it takes a particularly random path across spacetime. It comes swerving back towards my head several times upon its sporadic course, and I duck each time. I would rather like to keep my head atop my neck, if at all possible. Several minutes later, the node comes crashing down. I, anticipating the reactions of my adversaries, leap off of the hill, hanging from the side of the pillars of standing land, if need be. The sounds of glitched energy and crumbling earth rise to prominence amongst the noises of violent battle. Given the screams and shouts, I would say my calculations stating a hungry node would be generated in this particular blast were correct. Hah. Due to the fact that I currently have all of the time in the world (which is not saying much), I unscrew the Primal focus from the Hazel Wand's top, placing it in my Focus Pouch. I ready several spruce slabs, and around a stack of glass, along with copious amounts of smooth sandstone, for some odd reason. Hah. Now, to deal with the problem. I toss excessive amounts of smooth sandstone upwards, forcing it above the side of the pillar telekinetically. The blocks continue to glow with violet light for several seconds, before it fades away. The instant it does so, the innumerable stacks are dragged inwards, beyond my line of sight, likely directly within the hungry node. One of the most notable things about this is likely that smooth sandstone's aspectual values are approximately one thaum of Ordo, three of Terra, and four of Perditio. However, I divert the consumption of the Perditio directly to causing several massive explosions near the base of the pillar floating on void below me. Thusly, only Terra and Ordo remain. I remain hanging onto the side of the pillar of Apocalyspe Hill, merely attached to a wall, waiting. The pull of the hungry node above, unless I am horribly mistaken in the effects of auric manipulation in these conditions, is dragging the three corrupted entities in and out of the node in a constantly vacillating and unstable gravitational plane, thrusting them repeatedly through a node solely composed of Ordo, Terra, and several other primal aspects I cannot designate, seeing as I cannot actually see the node. However, the Ordo is the most important part. Granted, every living being is being affected, but they shouldn't be killed. Grievous bodily harm may or may not occur, though I cannot be certain. I use Cipher's Call to view the top of Apocalypse Hill, before deactivating it, and letting go of the wall. Immediately, the pull of the node drags me upwards, hundreds of meters up, and towards the center of the aura node, along with the other players. I ready the glass and spruce wood slabs. Just before I arc through the center of the node, I place a glass block, which my feet immediately slam into. That is rather painful. I struggle immensely with the gravitational pull of the node. I'm not exactly strong. The suction immediately draws me off of the node, consuming the glass block as well. I attempt to regain some semblance of stability, placing several more glass blocks in a hollow 3x3x3 cube around the node. Of course, glass blocks are repeatedly destroyed, and I lose balance, stability, and my position innumerable times, the players and entities crashing into the cube occasionally as well. This was a horrible idea. I misplace a block of glass, and attempt to pry it from the structure, pulling at the block in vain. Moments later, I merely point the Hazel Wand at the block, and vaporize it, once more being pulled into orbit. Nearly fifteen tense minutes later, I manage to fully construct the cube, placing a 3x3 sheet of spruce wood slabs atop it, several extensions of Ordo vis escaping, and pummeling the three glitched entities moments before the glass before the tendril of energy is replaced. Then, I waste not a moment, slashing the Hazel Wand downwards. There is a flash of light, and everything is abruptly released from their orbit around the node, as the glass and wood construct shrinks to the size of a Warded Jar. I take the jar, for future research. That was rather exhilarating. Hah.

As Erelye's nodal attack commences, I brace myself with Hard-Light.

"Some advance warning first?!"

Current Nodal Array Cores:

Ordo (Loaded in Nodal Conceptual Laser)

Sano (Loaded in Nodal Conceptual Laser)

Cognitio (In personal infuser, active)

Vacuos (in Missile/Wand: Custom Portable Hole Focus)

/onlyseminull

"DAMMIT I RAN OUT OF DIALOGUE"

I refill more sacred items, then use Battle Technique Level 5: CONTROL CORE, targeting the Mistake. Or the Error, if my primary target is dead amen already.

Component A: 24/50

Component B: 24/50

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $318

Battlefield: I use the Indigo Flames on Build.

+2 to Wilson

Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 10/11

Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 10/11

Tazz Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11

Skaia's Bow 47/50

Insanity Quiver 24/50

Ultimate Skulltop 45/50

Cipher's Call 5/11 using code.

Picture of Skaia && Bow 2/??

I toss the Failure into one of Cobalt's old tests and it somehow fails the test. Wonder how.

I heal a random player with the No Joke.

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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Turn 3/3.
Pilot's Vat -c Guardmetal Spacefighter Frame -c Thaumonomitron -c Ea Mechanism -c FTL Crystal Mover 3/4.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic = The Abolisher 6/11
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law = Deus Ex Machina 6/11

I pull out several tools, wrenches, and other implements, before running up to the Mistake and peforming some strange operations on it. The Mistake realizes I'm trying to fix it, and takes damage from the pun! And the Ordo essentia I infused into the tools beforehand, in case the pun didn't work.

Alchemies[/b][/i]

Remington TCR && Remington 420 = Remington Graffiti (3/IT'S REMINGTON GRAFFITI BECAUSE GHOST GETS TROLLED THE HARDEST DURING A SEGMENT ON HIS SHOW CALLED RADIO GRAFFITI)

Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Beretta 50K-LS (5/6)

Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (5/11)

[i][b]Action[/b][/i]

I use UNICODE LV. 5: HOUR OF CODE on the Error, or if it is dead the Failure. If both are dead, just give the description.

I then pull out a massive warded jar full of Ordo essentia and smash it over the Mistake.

"THAT'S THREE POSTS IN ONE TURN!"

I refill more sacred items, then go for a Combat Operandi: CONSUME, targeting the Mistake. If it's dead, I do that to the Error instead.

Component A: 25/50

Component B: 25/50

(Aboard an unknown Engietech ship)

A large array of metal can be seen, splayed out on the floor of a hangar bay. Notably, it is currently in two piles. One pile is being arranged into a legged platform shape, with a lower body on the topmost part. The other pile is being arranged into a cockpit, upper body, and a colossal gun of some fashion. TECHPIECE is overseeing the construction.

Act 3! +1 to Ire, +1 to Wilson!

Gutter charge (2/20) (In case there's some kind of need for an attack before Trial 6. End time subject to change.)

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9

I am almost positive the Mistake is dead at this point. Make sure to target

That being said, the other two have got to go. I'm not sure the Shrine of 2b2t is intact, so instead, I use Sleuth Diplomacy Level 10: Ceasefire on the Failure, or the Error if that is dead. With all of these insane super attacks going on, sometimes the best offense is simple. I coat my fists in pure Order Majjyks beforehand for the extra damage against these things.

I'm going to be saving up the creative juices for the final battle, in case it wasn't obvious.

Action 1/3

Starfall Sync: 44/50

I summon Judas, give him Mutant Spider, Brimstone, Magic Mushroom, and Sacred Heart. I then order him to use his Book of Belial. He then charges up and fires the four Brimstone tentacles of death.

Basically, I shoot 4 blood lasers at random targets, but centered around the Failure.

I heal another player with the No Joke, and tell the Hairborn Club to attack the PG entities left.

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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

+2 to Wilson.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9

Wilson Money: $4

Arsenide Icetop || Supercomputing Mainframe: 3/?

Planet Express Ship 3.0: 6/11

IAC-FR: 2/?

==Actions==

Lothrya and Bender shoot the enemy with the least health using The Heavy Light set to blast and Universal Power, respectively.

Skaia's Bow 48/50

Insanity Quiver 25/50

Ultimate Skulltop 46/50

Cipher's Call 6/11 using code.

Picture of Skaia && Bow 3/??

I punch the Error in the face.