Lothyra: Wow. It's been only what, two days since I promised not to go buck-wild with the antimatter, and now I have a WMD based off of it. It's only one though.
She then receives the Glitch Wrench from Talist.
Why thank you. However, I feel as if using it on Glitches is a terrible idea. Yeah it is a dumb idea. Now, what to alchemize. Wait. I know.
Lothyra alchemizes (Planet Express Ship -c Tesseract Manifold -c Planet Express Ship Primary Lasers x2) & Name Tag = Planet Express Ship 3.0. She then rolls the Miniaturized Decad at Error. The Planet Express Crew all attack Tingle. Sanic uses TASD on Tingle.
Suddenly, I feel an intense disgust begin to grow. Disgust at the trashiness of the Mistake. In spite of the elves, and the monsters, I must beat down them all. But for that, I must strengthen myself. Righteous fellow, they are all unpardonable!
Umbra uses his Rifle to snipe The Mistake, before firing another shot at the unknown ship's shadow.
Biumbra continues to conga, hoping to disrupt the corruption using the power of dance.
The Consciousness summons some Enderman Souls, which attack Tingle.
The Spire Repair Droid shields a Spire.
Endothermia 3/7
Double Twilight 2/6
Cobalt Psiichip 7/9
Umbral Ultımatum 30/40
Spire Repair Droid Complete!
Whorp!
Another small, six-legged droid teleports onto the Battlefield, this one having an obsidian shell adorned with psiionic symbols and small enderpearls.
Mechanics:
As always, the Spire Repair Droid has 2 modes, Repair mode, during wich it will repair damaged Spires, one at a time, and Shield Mode, during which it will meatshield a spire, and take 50% less damage.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $308
Battlefield: I heal the player with the least health with gib eclipse
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 5/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 5/11
-Mindscape-
Blue looks at the door for several minutes, contemplating how to go about opening it. She first considers getting someone to help, but quickly decides against it. She then considers imagining a wide variety of things and people to open the locks for her.
Screw that.
She instead chooses to imagine up about a dozen antimatter breachers, and places a few on the hinges, a few on the locks, and the rest just dispersed over the door. She then imagines up a copy of the ultraversal remote.
Hopefully memories aren't fragile...
Blue, probably pointlessly, takes cover behind a nearby corner, and detonates the breachers.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $310
Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on all three PG entities
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 6/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 6/11
-HMAS Ship-
Red knocks on the door of Blue's room, unsurprisingly getting no response. He then casts a quick spell, and waits a few seconds.
Huh, guess she doesn't want to be disturbed.
He then casually turns around and heads elsewhere on the HMAS Ship.
Lothyra rolls the Computerized Decad at Error. She then calls the the Planet Express Crew.
Lothyra: Hey guys, you may want to not attack. I don't want the Curse of Repetitiveness to affect you in the final battle, when we need you most. Though Zoidberg may want to heal everyone so he can get the ubercharge.
Zoidberg then heals the three AG players with the lowest health.
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Proof: Now I just wait...
Maybe I should do something creative... NAH
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Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 3/5
Cipher's Call 2/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Runic Shielding: 60% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
I grab Cipher's Call, pulling out the Illumination as well. There we go. None of you are safe from my vision. Suddenly, Cipher's Call disappears. There seems to be a triangular scorch mark upon the palm of my left hand in its stead. Hah.
Afterwards, I notice some sort of... Green Miles attempting to grab at me, but merely thundering at my wards ineffectually in a manner akin to some sort of strongman pounding at the gates of a manor. Or perhaps a lumberjack. Hah. Anyhow, my voice swirls about in Raven's mind the moment I locate the pomit ion of the aggressor, a burst of violet against a nigh-limitless green backdrop.
What is it that you desire at this point? Given the large emissions of radioactivity and energy around your location, I'd say that you've just blown a hole in the planet, and probably threatened a few people with surrender to the whims of Paradox Space, or death.
I proceed to switch the Ring of Sorcery to another form; Biological.
Not a moment later, I begin drawing a ritual circle on the ground with a rather exponential amount of ritual chalk. Perhaps this might prove to be more effective than some sort of instantaneous healing mechanism. As such, I whip out a stick of Golden Chalk, making the final marks in the center, before abruptly activating the ritual. A number of items appear just as the shower of red sparks is emitted from the circle's center. The items included are a vial of liquified Glistering Melon, around 16,000 EMC worth of diamond dust, an enchanted golden apple, and several Nether Warts. A rather odd and paltry collection of items, if I may say so myself, being the caster. Of course, I know exactly what is going to occur here. As such, I wave my hand in a random direction. Meanwhile, on the other side of GodCraft, on a path perfectly connected to that hand movement, a large field of rye and grass begins to wither away and die, growing gray and malnourished in moments, life essence fading towards some far more pressing occurrence moments before the growing hole into the Void consumes that area in moments with inky black tendrils of nothing. Hah. Back on Apocalypse Hill, I receive this life energy, and immediately project it in the form of accelerated natural processes. Suddenly, fungi and trees begin sprouting, carrying out natural processes, slowly withering away under the oppressive tyranny of time, puppeteered inevitably by the arbitrary whims of natural selection. All of this time, millennia, perhaps eons of existence, is speed up to occur within ten minutes to our meaningless perspectives. The ritual draws on the natural power (strangely not requiring a proper altar), and bursts of some sort of foul gas begin pouring from the golden chalkmarks in the center of the circle. The trees and life begin to grow foul and twisted, gnarled and warped, thoroughly dripping and nitrous, to say the least. Hah. This thick overgrowth begins to spread across the area, moss dancing down, and falling from the side of the pillars. Grass grows steadily taller to the height of players. All of this strangely avoids the circle. I step within, before muttering several things under my breath, and inclining one of my hands.
Suddenly, a live flame bursts into existence upon my palm, burning furiously with the essence of nightmares and destruction. Without a moment to spare, I toss the flames at the vegetation, watching it burn away as the ritual circle provides a regeneration buff to the nearest allied players with the fading life essence, before disintegrating itself.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $312
Battlefield: I heal the weakest player with healing blues
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 7/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 7/11
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I glance at the Error, the Failure, and the Mistake for several moments, before whipping out my Minium Stone. A moment later, a large stone slab lies before me. I take out my Eldritch Blood Orb, and a Blaze Rod. A moment later, there is an Alchemic Chemistry Set upon the slab, along with various pots, vials, and stands. Hah. I proceed to place the Eldritch Blood Orb within the Alchemic Chemistry Set, transmuting some dirt into valuable alchemical ingredients. I place a hollow glass sphere upon the Alchemic Chemistry Set, and wait, watching the nitrous red vapors leak from the esoteric contraption. I take the resultant sphere filled with scarlet fluid, and carefully scrutinize it. I peer within, before placing it upon a burner within the table, taking my Eldritch Blood Orb from the Alchemic Chemistry Set. I wouldn't want my past self having two of these. He tends to be useless, idiotic, self-centered, and irresponsible. Several moments later, I take the glass sphere, striding towards several players nearby. As I walk away, the stone slab and its contents disappear in a flash of red light. I throw the glass sphere at the players. It shatters, and they inhale the fumes within. Gaseous regeneration potions are rather effective, in my opinion. In case it was not evident, they both attain the Regeneration buff.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Alchemies
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (11/11)
If alchemies are still possible:
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (4/6)
Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (10/10)
Action
I heal and possibly overheal some random AGs with Seventh Sin.
@Talist: Don't worry, I will.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9
Wilson Money: $2
Antimatter Buster Station: 11/11 Complete!
The Magnetic Anomaly: 5/9
Arsenide Icetop: 3/6
==Actions==
Lothyra examines the Antimatter Buster Station.
Lothyra: Wow. It's been only what, two days since I promised not to go buck-wild with the antimatter, and now I have a WMD based off of it. It's only one though.
She then receives the Glitch Wrench from Talist.
Why thank you. However, I feel as if using it on Glitches is a terrible idea. Yeah it is a dumb idea. Now, what to alchemize. Wait. I know.
Lothyra alchemizes (Planet Express Ship -c Tesseract Manifold -c Planet Express Ship Primary Lasers x2) & Name Tag = Planet Express Ship 3.0. She then rolls the Miniaturized Decad at Error. The Planet Express Crew all attack Tingle. Sanic uses TASD on Tingle.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
These truly WILL be the Armageddon Days if I get Project Starfall up by the end.
You're running short on time.
Of course I am, Oryx... these are the Latter Days...
Action 1/3
Project Starfall: 42/50 (Yes!)
I launch a barrage of needles at the Failure.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"Okay, red scale, do the ragey thing!"
I activate the Red Scale.
Suddenly, I feel an intense disgust begin to grow. Disgust at the trashiness of the Mistake. In spite of the elves, and the monsters, I must beat down them all. But for that, I must strengthen myself. Righteous fellow, they are all unpardonable!
THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
Component A: 21/50
Component B: 21/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
...I targeted GodCraft as a whole with the Green Miles thing. It was a giant AOE attack.
/null
Oh no
Post I
Umbra uses his Rifle to snipe The Mistake, before firing another shot at the unknown ship's shadow.
Biumbra continues to conga, hoping to disrupt the corruption using the power of dance.
The Consciousness summons some Enderman Souls, which attack Tingle.
The Spire Repair Droid shields a Spire.
Endothermia 3/7
Double Twilight 2/6
Cobalt Psiichip 7/9
Umbral Ultımatum 30/40
Spire Repair Droid Complete!
Whorp!
Another small, six-legged droid teleports onto the Battlefield, this one having an obsidian shell adorned with psiionic symbols and small enderpearls.
Mechanics:
As always, the Spire Repair Droid has 2 modes, Repair mode, during wich it will repair damaged Spires, one at a time, and Shield Mode, during which it will meatshield a spire, and take 50% less damage.
How long is the Slime-Inator's cooldown? Three Twin posts?
Screw it. I fire the Slime-Inator at the Mistake, and any other PG entities that are there.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Act 1! +1 to Ire, +1 to Wilson!
Origin (42/50) (Refine. +1 from Talist)
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9
Orchid Fire && Musket = Mental Musket (Level 8: 9/9) That guy owes me money! SNIPE!
I don't think the Uber is really worth the while right now. I head to the weakest AG player and let the Sixth Degree heal them up.
Not 100% sure if the Spoil Trade is still going on, but it'll stay here until Trial 6 is live.
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TT2000: Detonation Core, Withered Plate. WANTS: TRADES:
K4yne: Broken Halo, Chaos Heart. WANTS: TRADES:
Ninjatwist321: Contaminated Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
ManiacMasteR: HHHH. WANTS: TRADES:
TheLordErelye: Providence's Topper, Spare Tentacle. WANTS: TRADES:
Talist: Potion Supply, Kitsune Charm. WANTS: TRADES:
Netpatham: Ender Orb, Inferno Servo. WANTS: TRADES:
PitTheAngel: Rapidfire Bow. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Serpent: Pale Valve. WANTS: TRADES:
insert_generic_username: Lil' Cal, Sacred Pool Balls, Faceless Eight. WANTS: Emerald Nova. TRADES:
fseftr: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Magma Multiplier. WANTS: TRADES:
Irecreeper: Twitchy Staff, Table Leg, Brass Knuckles. WANTS: Potion Supply, TRADES:
Pionoplayer: Emerald Nova, WANTS: TRADES:
Modpack: Auditory Piston. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Oblivion's Topper, Infinity Blade WANTS: TRADES:
CobaltShade: Giant Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
5l1n65h07: Amethyst Spike, TIE-Hivemind. WANTS: TRADES:
Engie_Ninja: Necro-Smasher, Red Scale. WANTS: TRADES:
gutza1: Glitch Wrench. WANTS: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Inferno Servo, Auditory Piston. TRADES:
NinjaV2403: WANTS: Ender Orb, Amethyst Spike, Oblivion's Topper TRADES:
Amperz4nd: Nether Spire. WANTS: TRADES:
Crusher48: WANTS: TRADES:
crystalcat: Silver Eye, Black Matter Gun. WANTS: TRADES:
omglolsguy22: WANTS: TRADES:
OverlordXcano: WANTS: TRADES:
PaperShurikan: WANTS: TRADES:
TehEpicNinja9001: Slime-Inator, Prism. WANTS: TRADES:
ProofofconcepT: Hard-Light Gun. WANTS: TRADES:
PokeFan151: Molten Processor. WANTS: TRADES:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $308
Battlefield: I heal the player with the least health with gib eclipse
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 5/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 5/11
-Mindscape-
Blue looks at the door for several minutes, contemplating how to go about opening it. She first considers getting someone to help, but quickly decides against it. She then considers imagining a wide variety of things and people to open the locks for her.
Screw that.
She instead chooses to imagine up about a dozen antimatter breachers, and places a few on the hinges, a few on the locks, and the rest just dispersed over the door. She then imagines up a copy of the ultraversal remote.
Hopefully memories aren't fragile...
Blue, probably pointlessly, takes cover behind a nearby corner, and detonates the breachers.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $310
Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on all three PG entities
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 6/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 6/11
-HMAS Ship-
Red knocks on the door of Blue's room, unsurprisingly getting no response. He then casts a quick spell, and waits a few seconds.
Huh, guess she doesn't want to be disturbed.
He then casually turns around and heads elsewhere on the HMAS Ship.
Post II
Umbra equips the Scribe's Wands, and writes the word "Paın" onto The Error.
Biumbra somehow summons Pie Filling onto the battlefield by doing the conga.
Endothermia 4/7
Double Twilight 3/6
Cobalt Psiichip 8/9
Umbral Ultımatum 32/40
I throw another tomato at The Mistake.
Tomatoes 1/3
+2 to Wilson. Let's see if I can buy one potion.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $4
The Magnetic Anomaly: 6/9
Arsenide Icetop: 4/6
Planet Express Ship 3.0: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra rolls the Computerized Decad at Error. She then calls the the Planet Express Crew.
Lothyra: Hey guys, you may want to not attack. I don't want the Curse of Repetitiveness to affect you in the final battle, when we need you most. Though Zoidberg may want to heal everyone so he can get the ubercharge.
Zoidberg then heals the three AG players with the lowest health.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Action 2/3
Starfall Sync: 43/50
I summon many spears and project them all using purple magic to impale the Failure.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Mask repair 10/10
Proof: Now I just wait...
Maybe I should do something creative... NAH
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Insanity Quiver 22/50
Ultimate Skulltop 43/50
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 10/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 3/5
Cipher's Call 2/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
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I roll the Faceless Eight at Tingle. Cal also decides to curse Tingle.
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Runic Shielding: 60%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
I grab Cipher's Call, pulling out the Illumination as well. There we go. None of you are safe from my vision. Suddenly, Cipher's Call disappears. There seems to be a triangular scorch mark upon the palm of my left hand in its stead. Hah.
Afterwards, I notice some sort of... Green Miles attempting to grab at me, but merely thundering at my wards ineffectually in a manner akin to some sort of strongman pounding at the gates of a manor. Or perhaps a lumberjack. Hah. Anyhow, my voice swirls about in Raven's mind the moment I locate the pomit ion of the aggressor, a burst of violet against a nigh-limitless green backdrop.
What is it that you desire at this point? Given the large emissions of radioactivity and energy around your location, I'd say that you've just blown a hole in the planet, and probably threatened a few people with surrender to the whims of Paradox Space, or death.
I proceed to switch the Ring of Sorcery to another form; Biological.
Not a moment later, I begin drawing a ritual circle on the ground with a rather exponential amount of ritual chalk. Perhaps this might prove to be more effective than some sort of instantaneous healing mechanism. As such, I whip out a stick of Golden Chalk, making the final marks in the center, before abruptly activating the ritual. A number of items appear just as the shower of red sparks is emitted from the circle's center. The items included are a vial of liquified Glistering Melon, around 16,000 EMC worth of diamond dust, an enchanted golden apple, and several Nether Warts. A rather odd and paltry collection of items, if I may say so myself, being the caster. Of course, I know exactly what is going to occur here. As such, I wave my hand in a random direction. Meanwhile, on the other side of GodCraft, on a path perfectly connected to that hand movement, a large field of rye and grass begins to wither away and die, growing gray and malnourished in moments, life essence fading towards some far more pressing occurrence moments before the growing hole into the Void consumes that area in moments with inky black tendrils of nothing. Hah. Back on Apocalypse Hill, I receive this life energy, and immediately project it in the form of accelerated natural processes. Suddenly, fungi and trees begin sprouting, carrying out natural processes, slowly withering away under the oppressive tyranny of time, puppeteered inevitably by the arbitrary whims of natural selection. All of this time, millennia, perhaps eons of existence, is speed up to occur within ten minutes to our meaningless perspectives. The ritual draws on the natural power (strangely not requiring a proper altar), and bursts of some sort of foul gas begin pouring from the golden chalkmarks in the center of the circle. The trees and life begin to grow foul and twisted, gnarled and warped, thoroughly dripping and nitrous, to say the least. Hah. This thick overgrowth begins to spread across the area, moss dancing down, and falling from the side of the pillars. Grass grows steadily taller to the height of players. All of this strangely avoids the circle. I step within, before muttering several things under my breath, and inclining one of my hands.
Acgpyfzur, xfieyrwcur. Owiiqztzs ihexrfd xvnybmb. Mrykj ajmwgrl.
Suddenly, a live flame bursts into existence upon my palm, burning furiously with the essence of nightmares and destruction. Without a moment to spare, I toss the flames at the vegetation, watching it burn away as the ritual circle provides a regeneration buff to the nearest allied players with the fading life essence, before disintegrating itself.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $312
Battlefield: I heal the weakest player with healing blues
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 7/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 7/11
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 60%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I glance at the Error, the Failure, and the Mistake for several moments, before whipping out my Minium Stone. A moment later, a large stone slab lies before me. I take out my Eldritch Blood Orb, and a Blaze Rod. A moment later, there is an Alchemic Chemistry Set upon the slab, along with various pots, vials, and stands. Hah. I proceed to place the Eldritch Blood Orb within the Alchemic Chemistry Set, transmuting some dirt into valuable alchemical ingredients. I place a hollow glass sphere upon the Alchemic Chemistry Set, and wait, watching the nitrous red vapors leak from the esoteric contraption. I take the resultant sphere filled with scarlet fluid, and carefully scrutinize it. I peer within, before placing it upon a burner within the table, taking my Eldritch Blood Orb from the Alchemic Chemistry Set. I wouldn't want my past self having two of these. He tends to be useless, idiotic, self-centered, and irresponsible. Several moments later, I take the glass sphere, striding towards several players nearby. As I walk away, the stone slab and its contents disappear in a flash of red light. I throw the glass sphere at the players. It shatters, and they inhale the fumes within. Gaseous regeneration potions are rather effective, in my opinion. In case it was not evident, they both attain the Regeneration buff.
"HEY, WHO GREENED THE SKY?"
I refill a few sacred items, then use Combat Operandi: NUKED, targeting the ground right beside the Mistake.
Component A: 22/50
Component B: 22/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS