The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 60% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I disappear in a flash of amethyst.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:21
I appear once more within Grayhold, listening to the hum and pounding of pure energy against the wards. This is rather spectacular, in my opinion. Floating out within the arcane filter, the area wherein the purest of vis passes without interference. Simply amazing. Then again, there is the concern of assuring that the wards can withstand Nihil Parva for eternity. But, that is not currently my concern, as of the present. I stride down the halls, peering out a firmly sealed window, only to see eye-searing aubergine, mauve, and purple, rapidly shifting in color and intensity in bouts of collision and destruction, due to the citadel's extensive defenses. I continue to cautiously stride down the halls, searching for something nearby. Abruptly, I take a left, pulling an Arcane Door open, and entering. Essentia tubes and valves line the ceiling, all pumping into a Servoconverter. The vast majority of the room is devoted to holding tanks of blood and various other... fluids. Hah. I pull out an empty Warded Syringe, and stand before the Servoconverter, standing rather still, whilst drawing a Sacrificial Knife. Slowly, precisely, I make a light incision across my right hand. I take a vial, allowing the blood to seep within. This should deal one damage, at most. I translocate the blood into within the Warded Syringe. I'd rather not get it dirty before it is necessary. I place the syringe within the top of the Servoconverter, crouching down to the side of the machine, and inputting a variety of essentia types. A pumping noise indicates the flow of essentia into the Servoconverter. After a minute or two, there is a hiss, and the valves upon the device automatically seal. I pull the blood-filled syringe from the top of the mechanism, noting the pale state of the liquid within. Essentia and blood make an excellent combination. Now, for the healing. Without a moment of doubt, I stab the syringe into my right hand, pushing the plunger down. I vaporize the empty instrument. Unless I am mistaken, the varieties of positive essentia proceed to provide a regenerative effect as they slowly dissolve in my body. I exit the room, glaring at the irritating burning light from the fortresses' every opening. With a thought, Gaseous Tenebrae pours into the room. This should be good enough, for now. Satisfied, I teleport to Apocalypse Hill once more in a burst of amethyst. Whatever value it is that you would have initially healed me by, Twin, I would suggest detracting one from it, seeing as I did end up stabbing myself to achieve this.
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Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 11/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 4/5
Cipher's Call 3/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I point out to the Mistake that another word for it is "boner" because I'm an immature 6 year old. The Mistake ponders its synonym for a few minutes and then sighs, lays over, and dies. Autopsy revealed possible foul play by the Failure.
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (5/6)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Leopold's Keyblaster (1/?)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (1/THIS SHOULD LET ME MAKE 30 H'S PARODIES BY TRANSFORMING INTO DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF gorillaSLAYER)
Action
If the Error is still alive, I pull out the Speakers and create piercing, ultra-EAS-Tones-level, Standard Emergency Warning Signal Tones that damage it.
Use passive scanning if you can, this thing's temperamental, if it thinks you're trying to cause problems it might start up on its own.
Sanford looks up from trying to fiddle with some of the controls.
Has anyone seen Wilson?
He's sleeping, I've never seen anyone so heartbroken.
Outside the TARDIS:
Random attacks!
Commence!
Suddenly, various TIE, tie, tye, ty and other such TIE-analogues begin raining from the sky onto the PGs, it looks like that is the end of this brick joke... And then a brick lands on Tingle.
There was a brief moment of silence, in which the sheer shittiness of the joke settled in. No-one in the game could believe a jest that abhorrent could be spawned on our fair earth. It felt as if claws of stupidity were tearing at my mind.
Suddenly, the user behind me committed suicide on the spot. Full scale riots broke out over the forum, with murders, looting, and rape. Cries of "How could that punchline be so horrible? What god would allow this?" could be heard as people lept from rooftops. The "cut" riots had begun.
The area had to be carpet-bombed by the Air force in order to quell the riots and make sure no traces of the horrid humor escaped the infected area. The entire game of DTG2 was quarantined, and everything we ever held dear was either bombed or destroyed by the insipid setup and punchline.
A user next to me said he believed things couldn't possibly get worse. When his brother heard the joke, he ate their mother, burned down their house and killed himself.
Suddenly, the sounds of a million infants shrieking pierced the air. A hundred armed demon with a thousand unpronounceable names rose from a fissure in the earth. "I have been summoned to your meager plane from the horror of the unspeakable humor. I Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar, the aberration who was never meant to be, shall now devour the universe."spoke the horror with it's three-hundred maws.
"Good going." he said to me. (i had miraculously survived up to this point) "How was I supposed to know the joke would summon a nameless horror from the beginning of time? i didn't make the "cut"?!" I shouted, rage in my voice. "What good did you possibly believe could come of that!"
Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar devoured the universe and shat it out as a cosmic dung pile. The end.
The moral of this story is to not use jokes from shitty juvenile jokebooks.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 1/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
I then alchemize Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 1/? The Iron Republic, for reference, is a location in Fallen London which advertises 'Freedom from all laws and tyrants. All laws and tyrants, without exception.' This includes the laws of nature and reality.
I also alchemize Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 1/?
DAWN'S LAW: A product, shining with golden light, of an effort to create a false Judgement, the Dawn Machine. Perhaps it can empower true Judgements as well?
I then utilize Tipping Scales 5: Final Verdict on the Error. Hopefully the pure law and order energies inherent in even the weakest Judgement wiill amplify the effect.
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (6/6)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Leopold's Keyblaster (2/?)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (2/?)
Action
I withdraw my ROFL-47. Not just any ROFL-47, a GOLDEN ROFL-47. I fire on the Error and summon a field with Sacra Geometria simultaneously. The bullet passes through the field and turns into a golden ROFL-60! It fires a Golden ROFL-1337, which fires a million Flaming Tacos. The flaming tacos burn the Error with flaming laser beams before turning into Fluoroantimonic Baloney Sandwiches! They immediately execute an Unoriginalstrom, SHOOP DA WHOOPing the Error while erasing the Error from existence.
I consider what I have that isn't chaos-powered, and drop the Error in the Plane of Order using the Fenestrated Point.
>I utilize the HALI arrays under my control to shoot projectiles of Solar Power (of all 9 colors) at the Mistake.
>You seem to have forgotten the Origin Wands.
>Activating Preloaded Construct: Ordo Vis Node.
>Launching at Target: Mistake.
>Detonating.
The Mistake suddenly finds that there is a normatizing force acting upon it as Ordo Vis is converted directly to the state of being in order.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 2/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 2/?
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 2/?
I pull out the Ea Mechanism, channeling its thaumic power and converting it to heat, or kinetic energy, or just energy. A subtle ripple of magic flows through me, probability magic, as I prepare to catalyze the conversion of that massive amount of concentrated energy into a stream of high-energy photons, all moving in lockstep. Simply put, I just created a magical laser. I quickly infuse the laser-generation spell mechanism with another component, a pulse converter. I quickly magically conjure a wand to direct the laser, before pointing the wand at The Error and activating the laser spell. An incomprehensibly large amount of laser pulses, each picosecond-length, streak into The Error, each one blowing away a tiny bit of flesh, or flesh-equivalent, through flash vaporization. Perfect. I put the Mechanism away.
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2/50 (should I even bother?) and 27/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I use the Potion Supply to get a poison potion and then use the Kitsune Charm for the first time to infuse the Staff of Ysera with it.
I rush up to the Error and bash it in the closest thing it has to a face with the base of the Staff of Ysera before spinning around and cutting with the newly poisoned blade side.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 451$ _ Wilson's charges B: 43/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 312$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 28$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 6$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x3 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x5 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
Bottled Hosi Fire + 1
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = ??? 1/11 probably
Awkward Potion OOO Bottled Hosi Fire = ??? 1/2
Aw... no one tried to guess. Either that or no one read it, which I suppose is fine as well.
Another crash shook the entire dream and caused more dust and splinters to fall from the ceiling, followed by another crash, more violent this time.
Uh? ... what's happening? This... has to fall apart too? Whatever is causing it... I can't stop it... I'm too weak... I need to run... like I always do...
Wilson ran out of his store into the desolate land. He turned around to see the top floor collapse in on itself and crash into the floor below, causing that to collapse as well. Like a waterfall, his home fell down to the ground, smashing into the ground with resounding crashes, leaving nothing but a massive pile of sawdust, splinters, and broken glass. Trying to put aside the fact that this was probably the last time he'd ever see his home, Wilson ran off into the desolate wasteland, lost, heartbroken, and abandoned. His tears slowly worked their way through his fur before landing on the cold, dead earth which soaks up tears, blood, and perfume with the same indifference. The rain was starting to pick up, and there was no shelter in sight. He knew that staying in the rain too long would give him hypothermia. Starting to get desperate, Wilson called out,
Zenko! Yako! Mori! Anyone! If this is my dream, you should be here somewhere! Please... please... please... plea... pl... someone... anyone... help me... I'm lost in my own dream... but this time... no one to help me... anyone?... please...
A blue orb of light floats down from the sky and stops directly above Wilson.
I should have clarified... anyone but you... Think you're above my help? Don't be so arrogant, Laiko. Your divine powers come from me after all. Its not that... I sort... I sort of think th- It doesn't really matter. What I wanted to say, was that you fought well. That was good practice for the final conflict against Willow, against the darkness. Gee. Thanks... wai- Willow? Did... you ever learn where she is? ... no... its strange... the more I search, the more and more it seems like she isn't even in this world. I know that she was though. Huh. Its almost like she currently only exists in a battle simulation that Talist occasionally runs... What? Don't worry... its just my occasional breaking of the fourth wall. Anyway... why do I have to fight Willow? I've had... enough violence... Can't I... I just... talk to her? If she really... is dark inside... can't I try to save her and br- Listen. The goal isn't to prevent the battle. The goal is to win it and prove the strength of the light over the darkness and that the dawn will always overcome the dusk. Let me help you out of this dream. Some actual interaction with your... friends will help cheer you up. ... ... Maybe not getting told constantly that my future is out of my hands would help cheer me up...
Wilson rolls his eyes, but its too late. The desolate world around him is fading to black very slowly. The gold text is Inari by the way.
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Turn 3/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 3/?
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 3/?
I summon up a shield against glitchiness and corruption, as well as whatever else the Error, Mistake, and Failure use to attack, and shield some players from their effects with it.
@Talist, I read your posts, I didn't see anything to do about it though.
But speaking of things to do...
>Load Device: Conceptual Node Laser
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Ordo Node x8
>Deploying Item: Vis Focus Array type Concept Laser.
>Nodes Stabilized
>Miniaturization Processed.
I fire a laser of the concept of Order into the Error.
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Sano Node x8
>Nodes Stabilized
>Miniaturization Processed
>Healing/Overhealing Target Designate Erelye.
>((Thank you for the advice, by the way.))
"What? Why did he just output a blank line."
>You can't see it but it's there.
>Node Stabilizer Array: A set of eight stabilizers, which can be loaded with Aura Nodes.
>Conceptual Node Laser: Contains eight nodes, which are stabilized/energized, and have their output converted into other tiers of vis. The nodal energies are then processed and output as a tangible beam which conveys primary effects on its target. For instance, Ignis would result in heat, Gelum cooling/frost, Crystallum rendering something transparent at the point of impact, Sano in healing, etc.
I duplicate these two and pass them to Erelye, as well as a set of parts.
I then drop another glitchy-type entity into the Plane Of Order again.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I pull out Ranchia and uncork it, sending a massive stream of Ranch Dressing to the heavens. It rockets up and back down onto the weakest AG player, healing him/her. How does this work? Ranch Dressing Majjyks. They are amazing and very delicious.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 60%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Biological. Transmutation II
I disappear in a flash of amethyst.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 16:21
I appear once more within Grayhold, listening to the hum and pounding of pure energy against the wards. This is rather spectacular, in my opinion. Floating out within the arcane filter, the area wherein the purest of vis passes without interference. Simply amazing. Then again, there is the concern of assuring that the wards can withstand Nihil Parva for eternity. But, that is not currently my concern, as of the present. I stride down the halls, peering out a firmly sealed window, only to see eye-searing aubergine, mauve, and purple, rapidly shifting in color and intensity in bouts of collision and destruction, due to the citadel's extensive defenses. I continue to cautiously stride down the halls, searching for something nearby. Abruptly, I take a left, pulling an Arcane Door open, and entering. Essentia tubes and valves line the ceiling, all pumping into a Servoconverter. The vast majority of the room is devoted to holding tanks of blood and various other... fluids. Hah. I pull out an empty Warded Syringe, and stand before the Servoconverter, standing rather still, whilst drawing a Sacrificial Knife. Slowly, precisely, I make a light incision across my right hand. I take a vial, allowing the blood to seep within. This should deal one damage, at most. I translocate the blood into within the Warded Syringe. I'd rather not get it dirty before it is necessary. I place the syringe within the top of the Servoconverter, crouching down to the side of the machine, and inputting a variety of essentia types. A pumping noise indicates the flow of essentia into the Servoconverter. After a minute or two, there is a hiss, and the valves upon the device automatically seal. I pull the blood-filled syringe from the top of the mechanism, noting the pale state of the liquid within. Essentia and blood make an excellent combination. Now, for the healing. Without a moment of doubt, I stab the syringe into my right hand, pushing the plunger down. I vaporize the empty instrument. Unless I am mistaken, the varieties of positive essentia proceed to provide a regenerative effect as they slowly dissolve in my body. I exit the room, glaring at the irritating burning light from the fortresses' every opening. With a thought, Gaseous Tenebrae pours into the room. This should be good enough, for now. Satisfied, I teleport to Apocalypse Hill once more in a burst of amethyst. Whatever value it is that you would have initially healed me by, Twin, I would suggest detracting one from it, seeing as I did end up stabbing myself to achieve this.
Skaia's Bow 43/50
Insanity Quiver 22/50
Ultimate Skulltop 43/50
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 11/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 4/5
Cipher's Call 3/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
Noting that Zodiac's Azimuth finished, I shoot up the Error.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
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I point out to the Mistake that another word for it is "boner" because I'm an immature 6 year old. The Mistake ponders its synonym for a few minutes and then sighs, lays over, and dies. Autopsy revealed possible foul play by the Failure.
He scream
Alchemies
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (5/6)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Leopold's Keyblaster (1/?)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (1/THIS SHOULD LET ME MAKE 30 H'S PARODIES BY TRANSFORMING INTO DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF gorillaSLAYER)
Action
If the Error is still alive, I pull out the Speakers and create piercing, ultra-EAS-Tones-level, Standard Emergency Warning Signal Tones that damage it.
On the TARDIS:
Hank shrugs.
Use passive scanning if you can, this thing's temperamental, if it thinks you're trying to cause problems it might start up on its own.
Sanford looks up from trying to fiddle with some of the controls.
Has anyone seen Wilson?
He's sleeping, I've never seen anyone so heartbroken.
Outside the TARDIS:
Random attacks!
Commence!
Suddenly, various TIE, tie, tye, ty and other such TIE-analogues begin raining from the sky onto the PGs, it looks like that is the end of this brick joke... And then a brick lands on Tingle.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-27 / 50- The End (Pokefan'd, Tazz'd, +3 total)
/13 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I fire THE OTHER SIDE at the AG with the lowest HP. Healing, yay!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
+2 to Wilson.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Wilson Money: $6
The Magnetic Anomaly: 7/9
Arsenide Icetop: 5/6
Planet Express Ship 3.0: 3/?
==Actions==
Bender uses Supercell on Tingle. Lothyra shoots Tingle with iTokomak because I'm out of ideas.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
i guess i didn't make the "cut"
There was a brief moment of silence, in which the sheer shittiness of the joke settled in. No-one in the game could believe a jest that abhorrent could be spawned on our fair earth. It felt as if claws of stupidity were tearing at my mind.
Suddenly, the user behind me committed suicide on the spot. Full scale riots broke out over the forum, with murders, looting, and rape. Cries of "How could that punchline be so horrible? What god would allow this?" could be heard as people lept from rooftops. The "cut" riots had begun.
The area had to be carpet-bombed by the Air force in order to quell the riots and make sure no traces of the horrid humor escaped the infected area. The entire game of DTG2 was quarantined, and everything we ever held dear was either bombed or destroyed by the insipid setup and punchline.
A user next to me said he believed things couldn't possibly get worse. When his brother heard the joke, he ate their mother, burned down their house and killed himself.
Suddenly, the sounds of a million infants shrieking pierced the air. A hundred armed demon with a thousand unpronounceable names rose from a fissure in the earth. "I have been summoned to your meager plane from the horror of the unspeakable humor. I Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar, the aberration who was never meant to be, shall now devour the universe."spoke the horror with it's three-hundred maws.
"Good going." he said to me. (i had miraculously survived up to this point) "How was I supposed to know the joke would summon a nameless horror from the beginning of time? i didn't make the "cut"?!" I shouted, rage in my voice. "What good did you possibly believe could come of that!"
Gorros*lejldkrakish'urtszar devoured the universe and shat it out as a cosmic dung pile. The end.
The moral of this story is to not use jokes from shitty juvenile jokebooks.
Turn 1/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
I then alchemize Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 1/? The Iron Republic, for reference, is a location in Fallen London which advertises 'Freedom from all laws and tyrants. All laws and tyrants, without exception.' This includes the laws of nature and reality.
I also alchemize Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 1/?
DAWN'S LAW: A product, shining with golden light, of an effort to create a false Judgement, the Dawn Machine. Perhaps it can empower true Judgements as well?
I then utilize Tipping Scales 5: Final Verdict on the Error. Hopefully the pure law and order energies inherent in even the weakest Judgement wiill amplify the effect.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (6/6)
Essence of Leopold Slikk, the Angry German Kid && 50,000 Keycaps && Beretta 96G-SD = Leopold's Keyblaster (2/?)
Everysword && Effslayer = Everyslayer (2/?)
Action
I withdraw my ROFL-47. Not just any ROFL-47, a GOLDEN ROFL-47. I fire on the Error and summon a field with Sacra Geometria simultaneously. The bullet passes through the field and turns into a golden ROFL-60! It fires a Golden ROFL-1337, which fires a million Flaming Tacos. The flaming tacos burn the Error with flaming laser beams before turning into Fluoroantimonic Baloney Sandwiches! They immediately execute an Unoriginalstrom, SHOOP DA WHOOPing the Error while erasing the Error from existence.
I consider what I have that isn't chaos-powered, and drop the Error in the Plane of Order using the Fenestrated Point.
>I utilize the HALI arrays under my control to shoot projectiles of Solar Power (of all 9 colors) at the Mistake.
>You seem to have forgotten the Origin Wands.
>Activating Preloaded Construct: Ordo Vis Node.
>Launching at Target: Mistake.
>Detonating.
The Mistake suddenly finds that there is a normatizing force acting upon it as Ordo Vis is converted directly to the state of being in order.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 2/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 2/?
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 2/?
I pull out the Ea Mechanism, channeling its thaumic power and converting it to heat, or kinetic energy, or just energy. A subtle ripple of magic flows through me, probability magic, as I prepare to catalyze the conversion of that massive amount of concentrated energy into a stream of high-energy photons, all moving in lockstep. Simply put, I just created a magical laser. I quickly infuse the laser-generation spell mechanism with another component, a pulse converter. I quickly magically conjure a wand to direct the laser, before pointing the wand at The Error and activating the laser spell. An incomprehensibly large amount of laser pulses, each picosecond-length, streak into The Error, each one blowing away a tiny bit of flesh, or flesh-equivalent, through flash vaporization. Perfect. I put the Mechanism away.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
2/50 (should I even bother?) and 27/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I use the Potion Supply to get a poison potion and then use the Kitsune Charm for the first time to infuse the Staff of Ysera with it.
I rush up to the Error and bash it in the closest thing it has to a face with the base of the Staff of Ysera before spinning around and cutting with the newly poisoned blade side.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 451$ _ Wilson's charges B: 43/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Bottled Hosi Fire + 1
Bottled Hosi Fire &&& The Sparker (Wilson's level 8 weapon) = ??? 1/11 probably
Awkward Potion OOO Bottled Hosi Fire = ??? 1/2
Aw... no one tried to guess. Either that or no one read it, which I suppose is fine as well.
Another crash shook the entire dream and caused more dust and splinters to fall from the ceiling, followed by another crash, more violent this time.
Uh? ... what's happening? This... has to fall apart too? Whatever is causing it... I can't stop it... I'm too weak... I need to run... like I always do...
Wilson ran out of his store into the desolate land. He turned around to see the top floor collapse in on itself and crash into the floor below, causing that to collapse as well. Like a waterfall, his home fell down to the ground, smashing into the ground with resounding crashes, leaving nothing but a massive pile of sawdust, splinters, and broken glass. Trying to put aside the fact that this was probably the last time he'd ever see his home, Wilson ran off into the desolate wasteland, lost, heartbroken, and abandoned. His tears slowly worked their way through his fur before landing on the cold, dead earth which soaks up tears, blood, and perfume with the same indifference. The rain was starting to pick up, and there was no shelter in sight. He knew that staying in the rain too long would give him hypothermia. Starting to get desperate, Wilson called out,
Zenko! Yako! Mori! Anyone! If this is my dream, you should be here somewhere! Please... please... please... plea... pl... someone... anyone... help me... I'm lost in my own dream... but this time... no one to help me... anyone?... please...
A blue orb of light floats down from the sky and stops directly above Wilson.
I should have clarified... anyone but you...
Think you're above my help? Don't be so arrogant, Laiko. Your divine powers come from me after all.
Its not that... I sort... I sort of think th-
It doesn't really matter. What I wanted to say, was that you fought well. That was good practice for the final conflict against Willow, against the darkness.
Gee. Thanks... wai- Willow? Did... you ever learn where she is?
... no... its strange... the more I search, the more and more it seems like she isn't even in this world. I know that she was though.
Huh. Its almost like she currently only exists in a battle simulation that Talist occasionally runs...
What?
Don't worry... its just my occasional breaking of the fourth wall. Anyway... why do I have to fight Willow? I've had... enough violence... Can't I... I just... talk to her? If she really... is dark inside... can't I try to save her and br-
Listen. The goal isn't to prevent the battle. The goal is to win it and prove the strength of the light over the darkness and that the dawn will always overcome the dusk. Let me help you out of this dream. Some actual interaction with your... friends will help cheer you up.
... ... Maybe not getting told constantly that my future is out of my hands would help cheer me up...
Wilson rolls his eyes, but its too late. The desolate world around him is fading to black very slowly. The gold text is Inari by the way.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Turn 3/3.
I duplicate a Potion of Wickedness.
Judgement Caller's Staff && Essence of the Iron Republic 3/?
Zeus' Prosecution && Dawn's Law 3/?
I summon up a shield against glitchiness and corruption, as well as whatever else the Error, Mistake, and Failure use to attack, and shield some players from their effects with it.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
@Talist, I read your posts, I didn't see anything to do about it though.
But speaking of things to do...
>Load Device: Conceptual Node Laser
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Ordo Node x8
>Deploying Item: Vis Focus Array type Concept Laser.
>Nodes Stabilized
>Miniaturization Processed.
I fire a laser of the concept of Order into the Error.
>Deploying Item: Node Stabilizer Array
>Deploying Item: Sano Node x8
>Nodes Stabilized
>Miniaturization Processed
>Healing/Overhealing Target Designate Erelye.
>((Thank you for the advice, by the way.))
"What? Why did he just output a blank line."
>You can't see it but it's there.
>Node Stabilizer Array: A set of eight stabilizers, which can be loaded with Aura Nodes.
>Conceptual Node Laser: Contains eight nodes, which are stabilized/energized, and have their output converted into other tiers of vis. The nodal energies are then processed and output as a tangible beam which conveys primary effects on its target. For instance, Ignis would result in heat, Gelum cooling/frost, Crystallum rendering something transparent at the point of impact, Sano in healing, etc.
I duplicate these two and pass them to Erelye, as well as a set of parts.
I then drop another glitchy-type entity into the Plane Of Order again.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I use the Planck Dynamos to overwhelm the Error with a shocking Combo!
[cue knee slap]
The above image then literally drops on the Failure.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Act 2! +1 to Ire, +1 to Wilson!
Origin (44/50) (Refine. +1 from Talist)
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 9/9
I pull out Ranchia and uncork it, sending a massive stream of Ranch Dressing to the heavens. It rockets up and back down onto the weakest AG player, healing him/her. How does this work? Ranch Dressing Majjyks. They are amazing and very delicious.
TT2000: Detonation Core, Withered Plate. WANTS: TRADES:
K4yne: Broken Halo, Chaos Heart. WANTS: TRADES:
Ninjatwist321: Contaminated Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
ManiacMasteR: HHHH. WANTS: TRADES:
TheLordErelye: Providence's Topper, Spare Tentacle. WANTS: TRADES:
Talist: Potion Supply, Kitsune Charm. WANTS: TRADES:
Netpatham: Ender Orb, Inferno Servo. WANTS: TRADES:
PitTheAngel: Rapidfire Bow. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Serpent: Pale Valve. WANTS: TRADES:
insert_generic_username: Lil' Cal, Sacred Pool Balls, Faceless Eight. WANTS: Emerald Nova. TRADES:
fseftr: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Magma Multiplier. WANTS: TRADES:
Irecreeper: Twitchy Staff, Table Leg, Brass Knuckles. WANTS: Potion Supply, TRADES:
Pionoplayer: Emerald Nova, WANTS: TRADES:
Modpack: Auditory Piston. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Oblivion's Topper, Infinity Blade WANTS: TRADES:
CobaltShade: Giant Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
5l1n65h07: Amethyst Spike, TIE-Hivemind. WANTS: TRADES:
Engie_Ninja: Necro-Smasher, Red Scale. WANTS: TRADES:
gutza1: Glitch Wrench. WANTS: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Inferno Servo, Auditory Piston. TRADES:
NinjaV2403: WANTS: Ender Orb, Amethyst Spike, Oblivion's Topper TRADES:
Amperz4nd: Nether Spire. WANTS: TRADES:
Crusher48: WANTS: TRADES:
crystalcat: Silver Eye, Black Matter Gun. WANTS: TRADES:
omglolsguy22: WANTS: TRADES:
OverlordXcano: WANTS: TRADES:
PaperShurikan: WANTS: TRADES:
TehEpicNinja9001: Slime-Inator, Prism. WANTS: TRADES:
ProofofconcepT: Hard-Light Gun. WANTS: TRADES:
PokeFan151: Molten Processor. WANTS: TRADES:
In case it wasn't obvious already, no post today. I'm working on Trial 6.
whelp, guess there's only one thing to do
>travis: begin the chin-chin summoning ritual
summoning ritual: 1/50
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Oh by the way you probably won't have enough time to do a 50 post charge and I think they're gonna be useless soon anyway? /null
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