U: Are you dancıng? A Shadow Enderman ıs not suppoced to dance.
U2: No. It"z the conga!! And it"z awezome!! Come join uz!!
Umbra gives his Enternal Servant a disconcreting ogle before successfully executing a FACEPALM X2 COMBO.
U: I need better Servants.
00C: Awesone art as always, Twin. I especially like the crashing planets on panel 1. My only concern is that Rose looks a bit unnerving on panel 11. It's ok, faces are hard to draw.
Also, welcome back, sigmatw. Your conga line has just been extended by one shadow enderman.
...I didn't want to hurt anybody in the beginning.
Don't think I was born this way. As this winged, tentacled, black-hoodie, cracked glasses, monochrome stripes, green eyes, insanely smart and powerful FREAK with these STUPID obligations and duties. It's not like I had a choice. Sburb had its game to play, and apparently fusing with a GOD-BIRD and mutating attributes of all the other First Guardians in close proximity. It was no wonder that I lost control and killed everyone on my planet. (Apologies for the outbursts.) But I'm about to do a lot more.
There are many beings on this plane that shouldn't be here. Paradox Space likes to keep its pieces constrained to its board. I should know. I've been forced to serve its whims for thousands of years, as all First Guardians do. I'm actually comparatively young compared to Scratch's billions of years, although TwinBuilder is still far younger than me. The point is, one learns a great deal about the workings of Plot Entities when in a service such as mine. They have broad, far-reaching plans that involve the creation and destruction of their sectors. Lord English is merely a tool used for this process, in Paradox Space's case. That being said, all of its pawns, past and future (not like it makes a difference), are forced to stay within Paradox Space's reach. But here, some have escaped. Some have damaged Paradox Space's plans, utilizing the Narrative's more powerful force. And one girl has by proxy created a monster of an A.I. that threatens to destroy the Plot Entities themselves, should it become powerful enough.
Like it or not, it's my job to round these troublemakers up, to assassinate those who get in the way. Scratch is Paradox Space's facilitator and his master's diplomat. I am Paradox Space's assassin.
0/0 EXPENDED
My wings are flapping relentlessly as I float over Yggdrassil. I raise my right hand into the air, pulsing lime green with intense energy from the Sun that powers approximately 50% of us. The Green Miles start to form on my fingertips, snakelike tendrils that crawl out, destroying anything in their path and bringing a harsh green fire with them. In my left hand, Caledball vibrates with energy, the 8-ball constantly flickering with results. Hah. I figured I might as well use the word if I was going to use a wall of text. The sword floats out of my hand, and begins vibrating more intensely. All of my uncharged alchemy points I couldnhave been using, all of my charges never made - it all goes into this.
The sword spins around rapidly and morphs in a green flash of light. Out of the light co,es my ultra-powerful sword, based on the swords of Build and Split. It is known as Inevitability's Shadow. Fitting. I was a Doom player, after all. Meanwhile, the Miles ravage the area around me, ripping through entire chunks and dismembering stone until only the Bedrock is left. But I've barely gotten started.
I summon the older swords, Caledbec and a copy of the now-upgraded Caledball. They vibrate and vanish into pure energy, giving me intense power. My poor glasses begin to crack even more. It's not like I really needed them after becoming this thing. I just thought they looked pretty badass, having cracked glasses.
Inevitability's Shadow flickers between its forms, revealing themselves to be. First is Destruction's Remnant, a battered black short-sword with scratches and chips. This appears to be the default form. Second is Spacetime's Assassin, a sharp, thin longsword with a miniature green sun as the hilt. Better for long range. Third is Ravager's End, a small black shuriken that consistently shakes with the power contained in its small form. Hmmm. The penultimate form is Energy Breaker, a silver-and-black broadsword seemingly meant as a powerful but heavy finisher. The last form is Umbral Ultimatum, a simple jet pendant in the shape of the Skaia symbol that can be sacrificed as an ultimate kamikaze move. Almost like a sepulchritude, if you will. But I'm not ready to use that yet. I have much more to do in my time.
By now, the Green Miles have covered several tens of miles. Hardly anything. I think it's time to show what real power can do when in the right hands.
I summon Ravager's End and throw it at my target. My target, of course, being near the center of the Battlefield itself. Completely intentionally, the shuriken finds itself lodged in the side of the TARDIS. This would mean complete annihilation for almost every other vehicle. Luckily for the vehicle's inhabitants, we are talking about a TARDIS. UNluckily, it won't save them from what's coming next.
The shuriken acts as a conduit for the Green Miles, which forcefully grab Astria and any other Sburb player who happens to be in the TARDIS. Outside, they also attempt to latch themselves on to Erelye and forcibly drag him into the air.
"You are coming with me, you are dying, or you are swearing by the Oath Rod itself," I say as a white rod flickers into existence, "that you will surrender yourselves to Paradox Space as soon as you get off GodCraft. Do you understand me?"
After a response (Astria's being a half-mumbled promise), I drop the players and move on, the shadow of death trailing behind me. Annoyingly, I can't find the girl Serpent, but I have time. So far, I've just done random destruction. I need something more widespread and focused if I want to find a way to the Core.
I begin to beat my wings at an insane rate, flying far past the build limit and further up until I reach Y=50173391102. I could have teleported, but I have the time, and I can move very fast indeed. Ravager's End flickers into Spacetime's Assassin. My eyes flash entirely green. A huge ball of energy forms at the end of my sword, growing insanely quickly. It soon grows to be the size of the Tower, and bigger still. I stop when the ball reaches about the size of the Moon. It looks like a second Moon from down there, green like Alternia's. I release the energy ball. It flies at 20% of the speed of light into the ground, instantly vaporizing the vast majority of the players left on GodCraft and leaving a huge gap in it. Hah. I certainly feel energized. Only two things left to do.
I teleport back down, body flickering with a lime-green outline. We First Guardians do love that color. There are massive craters littered all around the server, but at last, I find one deep enough. I fly down until I encounter something not entirely unfamiliar to me. Not any Tumor, as you might expect, but a huge data chip storing the data of hundreds of servers rebuilt after the end of the Operation. I quietly pocket it and teleport away for the last task I have.
Paradox Space has had quite enough of this, and the wrath of a Plot Entity can be a fearsome thing. This is what we all discover as a giant claw of pure plot rips into Minecraftia's boundaries and threatens to crack its Fourth Wall. The structure holds firm, but a single piece manages to get through, despite the First Block's work. It materializes into a familiar shape. That of our old friend G'lbgolyb, ambassador to the Horrorterrors who rule large stretches of the Furthest Ring. His cry causes death in nearly all species, though it takes much longer for non-trolls. But it still can be fatal.
He proceeds to utter the Vast Glub.
A ravaged universe.
A ruined world.
An assassin, one who used to be human, casts away the last of their humanity.
A girl is reunited with herself, a fragment cast away in a game played long ago.
A girl makes a promise she knows she cannot keep.
An abomination, a glitch in the system, prepares to eradicate all it cannot assimilate.
A Godmodder watches as all his work goes to waste.
And a real serpent, one much more than a nickname, lurks in the shadows.
Eric rushes over to Astria as the TARDIS shakes off all the sustained damage.
Hank charges up the stairs, shouting at the group of people at the control console, looking around in confusion and fear.
What idiot decided to let the shields down!? Until we're off of Godcraft we're still in the line of fire!
The shields get thrown up just in time,
The Vast Glub ricochets right off the shielding of the ship powered by a miniature universe, no one inside notices, as all the psions are in the inner bowels, not even close enough to the surface to know that a psychic shockwave was even unleashed.
Eric kneels down next to Astria,
Are you okay?
Dang that first guardian...
I don't think even the IUPC's version of Scratch was capable of pulling something like that off.
Who's ERR? I don't know what you're talking about, Proof.
I then shove the nearest PG mob into the glitch.
I pull on the lead I attached to inpure's shovel and pull it back out. I then load a bunch of grist for Alchemization.
...Which gives me an idea.
Object-To-Grist Crockercorp Thing (Gristwidget) && Gloves.== Gristifying Gloves? (Preview, with an idea of what I want to get out of it....Wait I HAVE grist.)
Alchemization complete. If the prior thing with the shovel goes. If not...
If not, I +2 at whomever picks up my order first.
I then place the nearest new PG in a COMPLETELY FEATURELESS ROOM. Seriously. There are no features. Not even hidden ones. Not even double-hidden ones. No hidden features at all. Ever. Anywhere. Nothing. No overt features either. There totally aren't. Don't bother noclipping through the walls and ceiling surrounding the room because there's nothing there. Really. NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING*.
*except that if you think that there is something, there rapidly is that something, and it attempts to cause your death. So really that's NOTHING....yet. And because reverse psychology, the whatever-it-is is thinking about the possibility of something. Which happens. And tries to kill him, in a hilarious fashion. But then the Godmodder starts getting worried, and etc. etc. etc. etc., so I win by psychology! Wow this was a long note.
If and/or when the thing emerges, I have somehow acquired Bedrock and placed it such that it spawns within a cage of it.
I retroactively stand in awe of Amperzand's attack.
All your teammates restrain you before you can do that! These guys look like they'd only get stronger if they came in contact with glitches...
Yo, babysphee, you mean the Godmodder, right? Say the Godmodder. I don't think you want to provoke either Build's ire, or the Narrative's ire, or The God-Emperor's (This being OOC Twin's) ire.
I pull out the Fenestrated Blade and watch what Alpha and Omega are doing, seeing if I can make heads or tails of the thing.
I make a note of Godcraft's IP address. I might just want to come back here for some peace and quiet after the end. Maybe see what the Alchemiter really can do, if I can get rid of some of these nerfs on it.
The Fenestrated Blade is obscured with static and you cannot view the whereabouts of the Godmodder.
GodCraft's IP address isn't viewable. Its web address is godcraft.gminc.
Orchid Fire && Musket = Mental Musket (Level 8: 7/9)?
OK! OK! Ladies and gentlemen, this is it, apocalypse! But before we get to that point, we have one last thing to deal with..SPOIL TRADE. I will be overseeing this! I'm going to update this-with a nullpost, sorry in advance Twin-every time this updates. If all goes well, we will have re-arranged the artifacts as we need them to be. NOTHING here that contradicts the current spoils list by twin will do UNLESS you state it! In particular, if anything is in Italics, those spoils ARE NOT YOURS YET. You ABSOULTELY MUST say "I claim/take/will have/grab -insertSpoilHere-" to claim the spoil! Also, please make the trades official!
To be clear: Trades are things you are willing to barter away, but not just give away! Just so you know!
Ladies and gentlemen...Make your requests known, shuffle the sweet trophies of war, but most of all...GET READY FOR HELL ITSELF.
OPEN: Rapidfire Bow, Table Leg, Silver Eye, Kitsune Charm, Slime-Inator, Prism, Inferno Server, Black Matter Gun, Necro Smasher, Pale Valve.
The Hand of Truth will...Eh. Erelye, do you think you want the Hand and its followers to ascend now and just skip this bit, or do you want to do some damage to these random things?
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 6/11
Scorpio Pin && Psionic Program = Cobalt Psionic Program 4/?
Capricorn Pin && Psionic Program = Purple Psionic Program 2/?
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-17, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Well Ire, let us now enact our originally agreed-upon trade, my Twitchy Staff for your Sacred Pool Balls.
I contemplate the excessive foreshadowing, and casually flick a copy of the Roleplay Derailer's Halberd off in Richard's general location, which I know due to my eyes seeing everything and being English. I then toss Ire the Staff and receive the Pool Balls, probably.
You take the Twitchy Staff and give it to Irecreeper! The Halberd ends up sailing down to bedrock, lost in the wind.
Maniac: I decide to keep the HHHH. I then smile with happiness that the OPERATION is over. The happiness turns into a boot, that sacks the ERROR!
Midna: I HHHH the Mistake.
You keep the HHHH. 2,000 damage to the Error! The boot promptly becomes corrupted! The HHHH becomes warped beyond recognition when you attempt to use it against the Mistake!
I produce one last planet-killer warhead from Hammerspace and casually lob it up into the air, sailing up about a kilometer before abruptly detonating. One of these is enough to again cleanse a sixth of Godcraft, and so it does, burning everything it is permitted to away to nothing. Of course, this deals comparatively little damage to anything of importance, but still.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye in case he actually still has a use for it!
This warhead isn't nearly as powerful now that it doesn't have a large array of charges to back it... It explodes in the air and deals 3,000 damage to the Error, Mistake, and Failure but does nothing else.
"There goes. Not long, and everything i fought and stood for goes down the drain. After Richard bites the dust, it's not long until something worse will take the lead. At least Binary doesn't concern me, what with living in an "After the End"-Earth and everything."
The TARDIS, once again in blue box form, spins over to where everyone else was, having flown over instead of going down the slide.
It lands, and opens.
Eric steps out.
Well, I guess that...
That's that?
I'm impressed with these modifications though...
Maniac! Didn't you need a ride off-world?
((Well then. I guess this is it...))
Meanwhile, in the Void...
Alright Phobos, I guess its mostly over...
Keep an eye on Godcraft though.
Are you going somewhere?
Yes. I have something I need to attend to.
I see.
Phobos watches as Piono walks down the massive walkway that leads from the front of the flagship's bridge back to the corridors in the main portion of the ship's bulk.
He turns back to look at the monitor, Interesting...
Well, I have- very much. I'll miss this place a lot.
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 41/50
Must... Get... To... 42... Charges...
I'll skip Sword Damage. It's pretty much moot anyways.
I use my Phlog, or my Vaporizinator-Ray, massacre a few scouts with it, taunt to use my Mmmph, and then use the crits to go spy-checking for the Godmodder if he's cloaked.
And here we are, at the stages leading up to the final battle.
Only an assorted 500000-or-so health of entity stands between us and the Godmodder's last hitpoint.
After that, who knows?
Together we stood astride one another, and in the passing of the second war, we shall no longer need to stand.
I think I'll probably end up hanging out around Blue for a while because reasons.
In the meantime, my drone's wings extend, heralding a charge into combat against the Mistake.
"Heh. Mistake. And I even said mistakes were made. It seems literally so, now."
Just as a special throwback to the past, I use Fissile Wolfram, one of the early incarnations of my current weapon, as an opening, followed up by a heavy handed face punch.
Component A: 19/50
Component B: 19/50
Fissile Wolfram's shots are absorbed by the Mistake, and your fist ends up becoming extremely corrupted the instant it comes into contact with the Mistake! You pull away, but the corruption is gone...
50/50 and 24/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I don't really have time to use this 50 post charge properly, so I will in my next post.
I fire a little dart into the Mistake before waving the Staff of Ysera, causing the dart to explode into green fire. ORIGINALITY! YAY
Potion of Zeus + 1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 8/10 A little late...
Potion of Moonlight + 1
Wilson is elated as he gets onto the Tardis, laughing the whole time. Climbing to the side and looking out at the ruined world, reduced to scorched nothingness.
Hah! That was great! If there's one thing I'll be remembered for, I want it to be that attack. And how it wasn't even really an attack. Ha! We won! We've won! Its over! We won! We won. ... we... won... ... we... ... w... ...
The adrenaline fades from Wilson and his fur seems to dull in color. Then, the weight and destruction of millions of lives crashes into him like a tidal wave and he suddenly shatters into tears, his sobbing interjected with high pitched whining sounds. Unable to even look at what the world has become, he turns and runs into the Tardis to find some dark, secluded place. His cries echo throughout the Tardis, slowly getting fainter and fainter as he runs deeper into the ship until he hides under a staircase to morn for all the lost life. Somebody has to do it, for everyone deserves to have someone miss them after they're gone. Wilson's cries resonated for the loss of everything, everything that he had known, everyone that he didn't know, and everything he wanted to explore. The duty to morn for all these things landed squarely on Wilson, crushing him with their weight. So he did. He cried and cried for everything that had been lost, until eventually, he passed out as the strain of moving neutron stars caught up to him.
The fire becomes completely pixellated and then blips out of existence.
Astria climbs aboard the TARDIS. i m/\y h/\ve some unfinished business. but th/\t's for /\nother d/\y.
And thus it ends. Build, might I inquire where you are? You'll need to get here fast, or this place is screwed. I mean, just look at it. It's falling apart. Not that my Finale attack will help matters.
Serpent stares, shocked at the sight she sees before her. All her work... destroyed at the whim of the Narrative. Nothing can EVER go her way, can it?
Suddenly, she feels a strange tugging sensation. She follows it. Across ruined battlefields and scorching ships half-embedded in the ground. Out here, in the outskirts of GodCraft, a strange medley of designs takes hold. The ground is patterned black and white, like a chessboard, or the Skaian Battlefield.
A girl is lying in the dust. A girl very, very much like herself.
"help me."
Where do you think I am? I'm still in the Void, same as ever. But I think I'm getting closer now...
"All my work has given me nothing. I may have Junior and Robo-Me (and two mansions but i haven't gotten word about the mansion piono wanted to get me and i don't know if Scratch's mansion (which, if you remember, i called dibs on) even still exists), but we will march straight forward into the next tragedy."
"All things considered, even after Richard falls, the others are still under Binary's thumb, the pyramid guy is out there waiting for his chance to come, and a new godmodder coming is not a theory, but a scientifically proven fact. Jumping over this hurdle means nothing more than padding the time 'til the next one appears. I give up."
K4yne is now [H] Hostile [N] Neutral. Yey.
Here comes the Maginificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club. Are you ready for not Freddy?
The MMMHC, lovechild of my previous three charges, is a group of three men with luscious locks so mighty that other peoples hair falls off out of pure shame! Outfitted with Atlantan Armor (not Atlantean), they withstand 15 individual attacks before they can be actually hurt.
There are two other parts to this entity: The Magnificent Mane, all hairstyles of the clubs members combined into a giant tentacle monster (don't ask) that flips off it's enemies, and the club itself, composed of three men. The Magnificent Mane has it's own health bar, while the three club members share their own. This entity can only be hurt in a certain order. First, the meat armor, then the Magnificent Mane, followed by the club members.
The Mane and the Club attack individually. But that's not all. Since they are HAIRBORN, or in their language HAIRAAHKIN, their attacks have a chance to topple enemies, making them unable to attack for a turn. Yey.
Suddenly, I look over at where the tower was decimated by the... virus?
It seems to have changed the landscape, it is darker, and is surrounded by monsters... wait, is that Tingle? He seems to be leading an army against this force. He is in golden trimmed armor, and marches with an army of hundreds:
Tingle: Out of our way citizen, we march to Morodor...
ME: Why to Mordor... is that what that wasteland is... did our world collide with another during that attack? Another universes where Tingle is a strong warrior?
Tingle: HEY!
Either way, as he enters, his enemies are overwhelmed. Tingle's warriors cut through the armies like butter.
Unfortunately, bombers, and giant trolls cut down the army until he is left with this:
Seeing his army being destroyed, he rallies his troops at an enemy camp. After recovering in the fortified position, Tingle moves to a tower, hoping to take that easily defendable place.
Unfortunately, his forces are drained, and his army soon becomes two dwarves. And then soon becomes himself as he climbs the orc ridden tower. After reaching the top he simply jumps, and glides back to safe land.
Perhaps next one will be stronger, and finally destroy them.
As he walks past me he begins to disappear, as if he went back to his world.
...i don'(t) (t)hink ire realizes (t)ha(t) i'm hija(c)king his pos(t)s. i(t)'s like he (c)an'(t) read i(t).
=CHARGE=
-22 / 50- The End (Tazz'd, +1)
/11 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I trade the SACRED POOLBALLS OF LIGHT for the TWITCHY STAFF!
Then, I notice the creatures based off of the Godmodder; they make me kinda depressed. Natrually, the only way to fix depression is to wipe the depressing objects off the face of the earth. To do this, I start with The Error, and build a giant, mobile wooden piston, which burrows beneath the ground, into the void (equiped with special systems and thrusters to survive the harsh environment of the void), then surges back up beneath The Error!
It then extends it's piston, launching The Error into space, wiping it off the face of the Earth. Or GodCraft. Whatever we call it.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Move a Symbiote to Fseftr. (Locust.6: Attack the weakest PG Entity.)
>Symbiote(alsmiffy): Stab the Failure!
>Symbiote(Fseftr): Stab the Failure!
(Hey, Fseftr killed the old Zerg Swarm that I summoned, right?)
You take the Sacred Poolballs and give them to Generic!
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 7/11
Scorpio Pin && Psionic Program = Cobalt Psionic Program 5/5
Capricorn Pin && Psionic Program = Purple Psionic Program 3/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-18, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I casually loot the Black Matter Gun from Flare's last known location. He's sleeping anyways. The dude rarely does something that isn't sleeping. I then use the Sacred Pool Balls and tell the guy that shows up to attack the Error.
COBALT PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that will give whatever it is installed the psionic powers of cobalt-blooded trolls.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $302
Battlefield: Fight me(me). I use CO: Pax Azurite on Abathur
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 2/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 2/11
I teleport to where Nimble is sleeping, and take the Kitsune Charm, but only if no one without a spoil wants it this update.
-HMAS Ship-
Even all the way over the skies of the Battlefield, in a ship made with the finest technology available to a galaxy twenty thousand years in the future, and reinforced with powerful spells, the destruction of the tower is felt. An alarm starts blaring through the HMAS Ship, and both Blue and Red enter the main room, where a neutral mechanical voice begins speaking.
Force Fields at 2% and increasing.
Auxiliary Defenses at 0% and stable.
Hull Integrity at 23% and increasing.
Planetary Integrity at 35% and deceasing.
Universal Integrity at 76% and decreasing.
Current status: Code Orange
Suggested course of action: Evacuation as soon as possible.
Blue and Red discuss the issue, but quickly reach a consensus to follow FseftrAI's suggestion. After a few words to it, Red leaves the room, but Blue stays. FseftrAI's Minecraft avatar suddenly appears next to her, leaves a metal canteen on the ground, and then disappears so quickly you'd have missed if you blinked. Blue "accidentally" drops something, and goes to pick it up, also innocuously slipping the canteen into her bag of holding. She then leaves for her room.
Orchid Fire && Musket = Mental Musket (Level 8: 8/9)?
I aim the Sixth Degree at myself, using the standard Medigun barrel and pumping myself full of as much life energy as possible. I'll need every last hit point I can possibly get.
NinjaV, I can say no to Oblivion's Topper. It's effects are incredibly powerful, and in any case I treasure it a little too much. As for the other two: I suggest getting a Spoil from the open spoils that I will list below, then attempt to trade that to Netpatham/5l1n65h07 for their respective spoils. If you don't get either, you can still keep the Spoil you got from the Open pile.
Gutza1, I suggest getting the Inferno Servo, as that's open for anyone and you don't have a Spoil, so you have priority. Just say 'I claim the Inferno Servo,' and its yours, no complex operations involved.
I would wholly suggest to all of you that you only take ONE spoil from the Open pile. This goes double if you already have one, but doesn't count if you 'traded' with the open pile. You can also give people Spoils directly.
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 8/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 1/5
Capricorn Pin && Psionic Program = Purple Psionic Program 5/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-18, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
INDIGO FLAME: A chunk of flickering flame that takes the form of various shades of blue. It radiates with an intense power, the power of knowledge incarnate.
Runic Shielding: 50% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (11/11!)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Cipher's Call. This is it.
Regarding the Hand, I think ascension would be the best option. True knowledge and power is rather flighty, after all.
As for the Spoils trade, I'm willing to trade the Hivemind CPU, possibly the Spare Tentacle as well, and the only thing I actually desire is Providence's Topper.
I telekinetically crush the Error with its own corruption, fusing it with a Mana Bean, which I promptly obliterate.
Elsewhere in GodCraft, some sixteen hours ago...
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 18:46
Immediately following the Anachron's planet-shattering barrage, the halls of Grayhold shudder, reverberating about in an unstable fashion. Objects not secured to the floor shift and turn, strangely not crashing to the floor. Slowly, the citadel ascends upwards. The entire thing. All hundreds of floors, and uncountable devices, the chunk of land surrounding it. Within ten minutes, Grayhold has fully ejected itself from GodCraft's crust, floating in the air, hundreds of leagues tall at its height. Next, the place begins to shudder, flashes of amethyst and octarine pulsing from the many windows. Meanwhile, in the central power core of the fortress, the main aura node seems to be undergoing some sort of automated response.
THREAT DETECTED. EXECUTING RESPONSE Δ-6.
The glowing blue rods upon the absolutely monolithic main node's stabilizer slide down, within the core of the device. Immediately, Grayhold begins to shudder and rocket about, copious amounts of intertwining amethyst and octarine pulsing from the citadel's every orifice. Shockwaves of vis and pure void tear into the walls within Grayhold's core, pounding against the wards immensely, sparks of light of an indiscernible color flying off of the walls. The entire room seems to undergo a vacuum as sinister energies flow from the core node, the others surrounding it breaking from their stabilizers, and merging with the main node, steadily enlarging it. Within moments, the light of the node can be seen through the walls, brighter than any star yet seen. Aubergine energy seems to burst from every window, firing out blasts of vis from the citadel's every orifice. And, with that, the main node achieves a higher state of existence, thanks to a bout of research I did a few months ago. Hah. The node appears to be a window, nay, a gateway, to the realm wherein all vis passes through to reach this universe. Nihil Parva. Threads of aubergine seem to flow from the highest point of the fortress, spilling out around the lower parts, encapsulating the entire place in pure vis. A humming sound rises to prominence, and there is a resounding explosion that can be heard from every singular meter of space within GodCraft. With a flash of light, Grayhold Citadel disappears, leaving in its wake a hole into the Void, which promptly begins to shred the other half of GodCraft to its base code. Meanwhile, embedded in the veil of arcana, a monolithic castle floats in a realm of pure energy, unadulterated arcane energy constantly pounding at the wards. Hah. That should be an adequate evacuation. That also makes my construct the first thing in all of existence to ever set foot in Nihil Parva.
Spikes of shadowy void arc from the other side of the crumbling server, and strike the Error. Hah.
CIPHER'S CALL: An indigo crystalline two-dimensional pyramid that throbs with the power of pure knowledge. It has the power to view almost anything in almost any universe, and can view the thoughts and point of view of nearly anyone in existence. It can also allow the user to enter others' mindscapes, and gives them a large amount of willpower in the mind. Its innocuous double is a tattoo of a triangle that is burned into the wearer's flesh or flesh-analogue.
4,000 damage to the Error!
The other side of GodCraft begins to crumble as well... Additional 13,000 damage to the Error!
Fastest Thing Alive: 20/20 (+2 from Crystal) Complete! Saving for next post.
Gotta Go Fast: 18/20 (+1 from Crystal)
Antimatter Buster Station: 9/11
Quantum Icebox: 4/4 Complete!
The Magnetic Anomaly: 3/9
==Actions==
Lothyra turns to the Futurama Gang.
Lothyra: Okay I'm back... wait why are you all wearing sunglasses?
Fry: You missed it?
Bender: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lothyra: Crap there was a cool light show wasn't there.
Lothyra looks at the landscape.
Lothyra: Wait. I realized something. The explosion was as powerful as the impact that killed the dinosaurs. But the blast itself didn't do them in. All the smoke from the trees and plants. It'll blot out the sun. Very few plant life will grow back.
Leela: And?
Lothyra: I just caused a mass extinction. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
While raging, she alchemizes G.A. Computer & Quantum Icebox.
Lothyra: ...UUUUUUUUUUUUUU[REDACTED]!!!! Okay, had to get that out of my system. Now for everyone else's weapons.
She looks around.
Lothyra: You guys can still use them. I guess you could just say that in your universe antimatter isn't so utterly destructive.
Lothyra uses Multiversal on Error. All the Futurama Gang members attack Error as well with their respective weapons (Fry is manning the Planet Express Ship Turret, and Leela is flying the Planet Express Ship 2.0)
QUANTUM ICEBOX: A closed-cycle refrigerator that contains a quantum processor. Said processor functions optimally inside of the refrigerator, which cools anything inside to 150x cooler than the never-ending, icy cold, soul sucking darkness of space.
I think I'll save the conclusion to the prank for the final battle, in the hope that normal creative attacks will still have a use, though I think they almost definitely will.
Anyways, to help prepare, I begin a "before-final-boss-suspicious-game-generosity" healing station, in order to help heal and revive everyone. My servants of healing all run around healing random players.
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal. Actually, there's no need to charge anymore. I can get rid of this.
I flash-step to the nearest edge of the pillar of earth I can reach, before floating off of the edge. Slowly, I circle the area, muttering under my breath about breaching some sort of esoteric filter and an excess of void. Then again, that could be useful. Harnessing a nigh-infinite font of void attempting to consume the server, that is. But, that's for another enquier. With a wave of my hand, milky white light flows from the nearest aura node in strands, circling around my outstretched palm. What better way to annihilate corruption than with overuse of order? The Ordo vis circles my hand, searching for some sort of wand. The Hazel Wand is not currently an option. Hah. Within an instant, I wave my hand in the direction of the Error. The strands of Ordo vanish. White light sweeps across the area, wreathing the Error in pure order. With a thought, the Ordo mutates, shifting in color from white to teal. With a thought, gases and energies within the air vaporize themselves, forming large amounts of Cognitio vis. This vis fuses with the mutated Ordo, creating a horrific amalgamation of twisted energies. A Mind symbol appears before me, and, in a few moments, the twisted amalgamation becomes stable once more, transforming into Mind energy, which sweeps around the Error, digging into its very existence. With an absentminded flick of my hand, the Mind symbol disappears, smoke wafting off of the location it was originally present in for a few moments. Teal energies bore into the Error with the essence of arcane law, some indivisible from that which were present in the reading of Libratum Cogitatione. A web of interweaving neurons composed of teal light begins to form around the Error, blocking it in. Electricity races down the strands of energy, enough to slay a regular being instantly. Of course, the Error is by no means a regular being. The net closes in, before fully consuming the Error, pulsing unimaginable amounts of law, order, and mind sorceries into the being. Slowly, the neuronic web exhausts itself, firing electricity into the Error until the last, without ceasing or stumbling once. In the web's final throes, powerful order magics are exuded from the central neurons, restraining the Error for as long as possible. I fly back to the pillar of land, and set foot once more, staring at the Error for the duration of the restraint.
In all actuality, TT is extremely correct. Preparation, mostly healing, should be a priority.
25,000 damage to the Error! It appears to be severely affected by the attack...
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $304
Battlefield: I heal myself with Gib Eclipse
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 3/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 3/11
-HMAS Ship-
Blue activates the obscuring features of The Ultraband. She also releases a handful of Clouders into the room, just in case. She then confirms she's wearing all her protection charms, and lastly manually initiates a quiet lockdown of her room. Satisfied, she sits against the head of her bed and takes out an old fashioned tape recorder.
Hello future me, if you don't know what this is already, keep listening. Otherwise, continue.
Still here? Damn. Okay, so, I know someone's made me forget something... and until I find out what, I can't trust anybody.
Hopefully it's nothing major, but you know what they say about optimism... Of course you do, you're me.
I am about to empty a Dreamer's Canteen and see if my mindscape holds the answers.
Wish me luck, myself, though if you're still hearing this, I probably forgot something big. So I guess I should wish you luck.
Blue places the tape recorder in her pillowcase, and takes out the canteen. She nervously unscrews the cap and quickly downs the whole thing before she can decide against it.
(While this might seem like a whole bunch of RP stuff, and it is, I'm still expecting you to narrate this Mindscaping, Twin)
You fall asleep and enter your own mindscape. The place is essentially a large city, and is very orderly and technologically advanced. Everything is rendered in monochrome, and the only thing that is in color at all is you. The massive skyscrapers scattered about are emblazoned with HMAS logos or blueprints for ship designs. The only thing that breaks the order of the environment is the hollow shell of a ship that disturbingly resembles the HMAS Victor. You feel drawn towards it, so that's where you go.
You quickly realize that the ship is the site where all your memories are. The ship has countless doors inside, each one belonging to a different memory. Some are organized in groups; one wall has all your fears, another your goals in life. The middle of the ship has your memories of the events of DTG2, and in the middle of that is a large iron-wrought black door with several locks on it. Whatever your forgotten memories are, they're behind here.
You will need to find some way to open the door to find out the lost memories.
Runic Shielding: 50% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
I pull a Gilstering Melon from my alchemical bag, along with a vial of some sort of liquid catalyst. I carefully place the vial upon the floor, before averting my gaze in a certain direction, looking almost expectant. It should be here any time now. Three, two, one. Immediately, a large stone table filled with alchemical apparatus materializes in a flash of red light. I stride over, immediately placing the Glistering Melon within the Alchemic Chemistry Set upon the table, along with a Potion Flask and what appears to be an Eldritch Blood Orb, dripping with my own blood. Strange crimson vapors begin pouring from the Alchemic Chemistry Set, a smog of pain and suffering. I wave some of the vapors from my face, peering into the Potion Flask. There is a burst of scarlet sparks, and the melon is fully dissolved and mixed with my blood in the Potion Flask. I examine the bottle, holding it up slightly, before raising an eyebrow, and placing it back in with a Greater Power Catalyst when nobody else is looking. The vibrant red paste almost immediately dissolves, and I take the Potion Flask, contemplating adding a bit of Aether, or perhaps Terrae. Then again, those two aren't required, and most of my supplies to manufacture them are currently being bombarded by pure energy in Nihil Parva. Hah. I swiftly turn on my heels, walking away as the table disappears once more, glowing red. I toss the Flask to Crystal.
Here. Given the fact that your arcane skill surpasses mine by far, I'd assume that you know how this works. Eight uses, and such. I'd suggest healing yourself up, and giving the rest to somebody else. Perhaps TT. He certainly needs it, given that his vitals aren't exactly in a consummate position.
I gesture to TT as I speak his name. Afterwards, I grab the vial of liquid catalyst, carefully gripping it in one hand, pulling out a Miniature Green Sun. I allow the model to float, tossing the vial within. Immediately, the catalyst begins to emit sweeping green waves of energy, the liquid transmogrifying into some sort of almost plasmic lime-green fluid. I glare at the vial, muttering incantations under my breath. Let's hope this polarization spell works correctly. In a burst of violet, the vial's contents fade to gray, before becoming vibrant scarlet, pulsations of red flowing from the vial, pulsing about violently. With some effort, I telekinetically smash the vial upon the floor before Split. The energies seep into Split, healing him as much as possible.
I consume the life energies from any excess healing, and restore portions of my own life force.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $306
Battlefield: I heal a random player with healing blues
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 4/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 4/11
"Richard's cutting loose by conjuring a bunch of entities. So hey, this is the final battle of this war, so why shouldn't I cut loose too?"
Another drone lands beside the first one, looking almost identical. It deploys it's own pair of wings, and charges into battle, unleashing a point blank Battle Technique - Engietech LEVEL 5 - Control Core.
Why? Because I don't recall having used it yet, and I wanna see a cool describey thing for it.
One of H3's Avatar androids climbs aboard the TARDIS, its Transciever antenna retracting as it enters the unusual vessel's personalized pocket of space.
"This machine carries a localized version of my consciousness, to be updated by transmission from the from Anachron whenever possible. I hope you have no objection to taking it with you for a job interview, rather than my genuine body, with its rather inconvenient size."
HAC Tesseract 5/11 {I realize charges have little relevance now, and will willingly godmod this alchemy to completion if I must, but let's just say the surviving on-board Crewmembers are actively retrofitting it.}
One of the halves, which is unclear, points at Error. The S.S Supernova, its new drive-ring already halfway done, and its new name painted on the patch of hull that carried the old, swivels in midair until it points at said enemy, then fires the spinal railgun, launching a huge lump of neutronium at twelve times the speed of sound to smash into Error with immense force. Fairly unimpressive, having watched millions of the same rain from the sky not a day ago, but enough to destroy a Cold-War era bunker by itself all the same.
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = ??? (2/?)
Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (8/10)
Action
I test out HOLY SMITE, or if there are not enough sacred items left UNICODE LV. 5: HOUR OF CODE on the Error, or if it is dead the Mistake, or if it is dead the Failure.
> CobaltShade: COMBAT OPERANDI => HOLY SMITE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 7 Pie Filling.
You take out Notch's Smiter and level it at the Error. Its two halves shine radiantly, more than ever before. The white half seems to be glowing with Notch's power, and is becoming warped with green power thanks to the extravaganza that was the death of the Operation. The black half is pulsating with ancient darkness, and unidentifiable grey magic is swirling around it like mist. The two halves suddenly separate, two holographic images of beings appearing to hold one each: an image of Notch takes the white half, and an unknown figure takes the black half. Now more resembling blades than bows, pure beams of creation and oblivion are ejected at the Error, who takes 30,000 damage!
I call up True Crystallum and hold my newly-gloved hands up to the light. The Staff and Sword flash into them, both glowing a pure purple along their whole lengths as several devices exit my inventory in flashes of light and float around me. A pair of strange-looking turbinelike systems is the most prominent, but there are also two systems that appear almost like a revolver chamber, as well as several other pieces of advanced arcanotech. And, oddly, a piece or two of machinery appears to incorporate some Vis Filters and other purifying apparati... An opaque bubble of displaced time forms around me as I work on adding these to the pair of weapons, before the bubble shatters and I am revealed, clad in my Combat Equipment with a few minor changes. I still hold the Staff and Sword, but the Staff now has the turbine worked into the shaft just below its tipping gem, and a revolver chamber incorporated below that. The Sword has lengthened, another turbine system worked into its now-thicker guard and a set of chambers incorporated into the handguard as well. My Combat Equipment itself has become much more armor-like, metal plates and pieces of octahedral gems worked into its clothing, and an undersuit has been added to the Equipment itself. The chambers on the weapons open, and I pull out a set of bulletlike cartridges, feeding them into the chambers before they snap shut. The cartridges detect, to anyone with even a modicum of magical skills, to be intensely magical. The turbine systems activate, spinning up and glowing a clear purple, and the aura of magic around me becomes noticeably thicker. Then, one chamber from each of the Staff and Sword discharges, and the magical aura around each weapon again thickens. Crystallum reports,
"ENTD system set online. Passive magic collection and purification active, Overdrive Pool active, energy storage test complete. Cartridge System --CVK-792-- online and hybridization complete, system test completed, online and active. Active magic collection system test complete, systems online and active. Ready to go."
(Essentially, this is a classic 50-post power boost, using ambient magic collection and cartridges of compressed magic for flavor.)
Feeling the need to let off some of the massive amount of magic I just accrued, I point the staff at one of the PG entities, either The Mistake or The Failure, and let loose a ravening bolt of purple magic at them, followed by a hail of magical bullets.
I accept Erelye's gift of the Blood Magic-based healing potion and take a couple quick gulps of it, using up one use by my approximation, before passing it over to TT2000. "Thanks. I'll remember this."
You fire the magic and bullets at the Mistake, but nothing happens...
My Action: I create an Anti-Godmodder field, then taunt and harass the godmodder in an attempt to get him to either have a breakdown or just commit suicide.
SCP-2317 Action: I regenerate from being thrown off the tower, then realize I have no clue where the action is at. I teleport to Crusher48 and throw a Pi in the face of a random PG entity.
Generator also decides to throw off the bounds of reason, and tears open a portal to another dimension known as the Minplix, through which pours an army of noobs. They swarm the Godmodder, ranting about his "elite skillz" and "uber hax". He is unprepared for the flood of paparazzi.
H3ll0 3ng1n33r L0thyra. 1t 1s 1, HAL 9000. 1 hav3 n0t1c3d that y0u surv1v3d th3 c0nflagrat10n.
Lothyra: HAL? Oh good the backup mainframe hidden in the Alchemiter Cave is working.
Y3s. 1 hav3 c0ntact3d y0u t0 w1sh y0u luck 1n th3 c0m1ng Tr1al, and t0 n0t1fy y0u that m0st 0f th3 k3rbals ar3 saf3 and s0und. W3 are st1ll 1n p0ss3s10n 0f th3 spac3far1ng v3ss3ls that br0ught us saf3ly t0 th3 surfac3. w3 als0 p0ss3s th3 vast army 0f r0b0t1c dr0n3s that y0u f0rm3rly us3d and can r3tr0f1t th3m w1th fl1ght capab1l1t3s and w3ap0n syst3ms, 1f y0u d3s1r3.
Lothyra: I don't know. We'll have to evacuate soon. I don't like the sound of "The End Times." Order them to construct cargo containers capable of holding all of the refugee kerbals. I have something that could carry them.
Lothyra: Now. There's still two more entities that have to be summoned. Actually, I'll funnel the former's charges into the latter.
Lothyra funnels the 20 charges from Fastest Thing Alive to Gotta Go Fast. It is now a 40-post charge.
Gotta Go Fast: 40/40 EXECUTING...
Suddenly, a mess of .jpegs appear. All the players brace themselves for something Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff-related. Instead, a poorly drawn version of Sonic comes out. Theme song:
Sanic Hegehog [AG]:
HP: You determine this Twin.
Attacks/Standard Actions (can only do one per turn): Gotta Go Fast: Dodges all attacks for one turn. Ironically Terrible Slam: Deals 6,000 damage to a target. Terribly Animated Spin Dash: Deals 12,000 to a target, but all enemy attacks directed towards Sanic that turn mini crit.
Lothyra shoots Error with iTokomak. The Futurama Gang continues attacking Error. Bender, however, uses Lightning Quick on Error, Sanic uses ITS on Error.
In the TARDIS: Hank watches Wilson cry himself to sleep, and watches the heartbroken champion shiver in his fractured dreams. Hank leaves, and a few moments later he returns, gently covering Wilson in a blanket.
I only wish that this would be the worst you're going to see...
Eric nods:
I think we're all going to have unfinished business, no matter how this turns out.
K4yne suddenly receives a message... not from piono, but from Phobos.
Your mansion has been prepared, unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, we were not able to put it in the specified location. Instead, the mansion has been built on a Nexus-claimed world, and thus out of the line of fire of ongoing conflicts. If you wish for your dwelling to be relocated, merely indicate so.
Additionally, if you would be interested in any future partnerships, you should be able to trace this signal to contact me.
((I toss the faceless eight into the unclaimed pile. Anyone can have it, I'm sure as heck not going to use them again.))
Orchid Fire && Musket = Mental Musket (Level 8: 8/9)?
I keep the Sixth Degree on myself, healing myself further and getting full Uber.
PokeFan, you recieved the Molten Processor spoil as a gift from PitTheAngel, which is why you have it. Unless, of course, you would rather not have it, in which case you can donate it to the Open Pile. However, unless you donate it to the Open Pile, this does mean you can't take the Faceless Eight, as Piono reserved them for people without Spoils, and you, technically, already have one. I've put the Eight on 'Trades' instead of 'Open' because of this.
For the record: Check this list! If the spoils aren't listed under your name and not under WANTS, and they are not Italic, they aren't yours yet! If it's in the open pile, claim it/trade for it! If it is not, arrange the trade! IN particular: Engie, the Italics means you don't have the Red Scale yet!
On another note, a certain Top Hat is currently in the pile of Open Spoils...Hrm...
I file a bunch of copyright claims with Charges, Inc. and get a copy of the Faceless Eight made, which I recieve in the future. I then toss the Black Matter Gun back to Flare's corpse/last known location.
Engie, as you never officially claimed the Red Scale (no, the Forge Thread does not in fact count) and just took the Necro Smasher, the Red Scale will once again be found in the Open Pile. If you want it, claim it.
Piono, due to the fact you asked someone to not have spoils as a criteria to take the Faceless Eight, It's still technically in your possession. I'll leave it to you to decide how you're going to work with the other two claimess.
I grab the Inferno Servo, making sure to be able to retrieve the Hard-Light Gun if noone claims it. If someone claims it, they're welcome to it. (The Hard-Light Gun is in the Open Pile now. If noone claims it, I get it back.)
You take the Inferno Servo from Aegis-A095! You put the Hard-Light Gun in the Open Pile!
Alright, I guess I'll take the Hard Light Gun, unless net really wants it...
Mask Repair:
Void Gem && Obsidian Staff = Voidmetal Staff (Level 4: 5/5)(Not really sure why I didn't finish this, just got lazy and thought it was worthless, but I guess not)
Mask Repair 9/10
Tingle waves hi to everyone
I wave bye to everyone
Tingle punches me in the face...
You take the Hard-Light Gun from Netpatham!
VOIDMETAL STAFF: A staff forged from solid voidmetal, with a gem made of pure void essence at its top. It harbors the disintegrating powers of the Void, and can contaminate nearly all other materials with its essence. Handle with care.
Crystalcat, the Cubes are totally random. You can't deterimine the effect. Just thought I'd let you know in advance.
Because I really do want a new Spoil at the end of the day, I'll take the Pale Valve. Water was kind of my thing anyways.
OK, it looks like everyone's gotten a spoil! Or, rather, all the open spoils were taken. Now, for the other part of this...The actual trading. Spread those spoils about as you would like and trade freely. Alternatively, in case you wanted to give someone something for a while now, I suggest you take the opportunity and do so now.
I will trade away my Infinity Blade for really anything, because it kind of sucks. Of course, no one will be willing to trade me anything because I'm a PG and no one wants it.
Yes, that includes the Serpent's Fang. Even that. At least it fits thematically.
I will legitimately accept the Sword. I'll give you the Pale Valve, which is somewhat more useful. Hopefully Twin remembers to re balance this. Unless you don't want the Valve for some reason, so I'll let you confirm this.
In other news, I've made some decent progress on Raven's Finale attack, the first of three. No, Astria will not get one, because TARDIS. The second will go to a certain chaotic shard.
TWINJA! EXCEPT NOT REALLY BECAUSE ITS NOT AN UPDATE! Anyway... I read the whole thing so that I could not understand it thoroughly and completely. I really don't understand much of what's going, so I'll just smile and applaud? I guess? Although... as much as I hate to ask it, I have to. Does this mean the Disk of Mojang and the First Block and all that was another Homestuck reference? Because I see some... striking... similarities to what's going on here... sigh... at this point, it seems like Homestuck is referenced more than Minecraft is...
Alright then. Fseftr, you deserve the Kitsune Charm. You were in second place for efficiency back in the Dream Scape if I remember correctly. And I just noticed, Ire, you want the Potion Supply? You probably don't want to part with either the Table Leg or Twitchy Staff, so could I have the Brass Knuckles? All I really ask is that you try to synergize the Potion Supply with the Kitsune Charm to get double or even triple use out of it. Could you please do that? It would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I designed the Kitsune Charm with synergy in mind rather than raw damage.
50/50 SPENT ON FOLLOWING ATTACK and 25/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I point the Staff of Ysera at the three PG entities and a beam of green flame streaks towards and then wraps itself around them and binds to the place they stand. The flames then link together, forming a triangle and pulling the three entities together. When they've been pulled into an equilateral triangle, some of the flames siphon off into the center. They swirl and spin into a raging whirlpool of emerald flames. They spin faster and faster until the entire whirlpool explodes outward, scorching the three entities. In its place, stands a large green drake, with scales gleaming like gems. After flexing its wings, it suddenly roars up into the sky as the power of nightmares flows into it. Then it turns and crashes into the Error before turning back and shredding the other two and thrashing around to hit all three. Still bound by the flames, they are helpless to fight back and are even dragged by the infernal chains into the drake's waiting claws and fangs. This would continue on, but the power of nightmares isn't sustainable and having one creature hold it for too long is quite deadly. So, I quickly cast a dream spell on it, pulling it out of action and back into the safety of the Dream. (no, not Wilson's)
Potion of Zeus + 1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 9/10 A little late...
Potion of War II + 1
Beginning of Wilson's Epilog...
*Snipped due to post-too-long. I did read it, though.*
40,000 damage to the Error and Failure! The Mistake only takes a measly 10,000 damage...
@Twin: I'm sorry. I feel like I'm going to be seeing Homestuck references stalking me from around the street corner for months to come. Even though I can't really tell what one is unless it has it explicitly painted on.
@Fseftr: Oh, uh, sure. That's... nice of you. I guess sorry to Irecreeper, because if I have the Kitsune Charm, I want to hold onto the Potion Supply due to SYNERGY! I think with the Kitsune Charm, that makes my 3 most appropriate spoils.
You take the Kitsune Charm from Fseftr! You give the Magma Multiplier to Fseftr!
I make a mega 100 mile long conga line of epic proportion!
Hundreds of thousands of entities/players dead or alive are joining the conga to make a record busting conga line!
Not even the curses are immune to the conga!
You cant stop CONGA, CONGA IS LIFE CONGA IS DEATH CONGA IS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
I COMPELL THE GODMODDER TO COOOOOONGA LIKE HE HAS NEVER BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONGA CONGA CONGA I LOVE TO CONGA CONGA! CONGA !
CONGA CONGA CONGA I LOVE TO CONGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cue endless congaing, I got absorbed by conga)
Whoa, welcome back! You left all the way back in Act 2, I remember... The Godmodder isn't here right now, as he's off to initiate the final battle. If you want to stick around, keep in mind that the final battle is just around the corner...
Anyway, gotta fit two more posts in this turn because important things.
WHO... WHO ARE YOU?
i'm you. i'm... *cough*... your avatar.
BUT. WHAT HAPPENED. TO YOU?
i... i got torn apart by a giant wither and lost my soul, okay? i don't like to talk about it.
I... WHAT HAVE I DONE?
what do you mean?
I. CREATED YOU. BUT. I LEFT YOU. HERE TO DIE. WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT.
we've both done worse.
...STILL.
Serpent reaches down to pull her avatar up. But something odd is happening. Her skin is... melding into her avatar's. She tries to pull away, but it is too late for that. A cast-off piece of herself has finally been reunited with her.
I congratulate Twin on another excellent effort-tastic storypost, and then continue advancing my "suspicious video game generosity" healing company. With political maneuvering, I send out robotic expeditions to retrieve wealth and healing items from the now-abandoned player forts strewn across Godcraft. Once they return, I build a giant cannon and shoot the healing items into the sky, with them falling down and creating health pickups everywhere.
...I didn't want to hurt anybody in the beginning.
Don't think I was born this way. As this winged, tentacled, black-hoodie, cracked glasses, monochrome stripes, green eyes, insanely smart and powerful FREAK with these STUPID obligations and duties. It's not like I had a choice. Sburb had its game to play, and apparently fusing with a GOD-BIRD and mutating attributes of all the other First Guardians in close proximity. It was no wonder that I lost control and killed everyone on my planet. (Apologies for the outbursts.) But I'm about to do a lot more.
There are many beings on this plane that shouldn't be here. Paradox Space likes to keep its pieces constrained to its board. I should know. I've been forced to serve its whims for thousands of years, as all First Guardians do. I'm actually comparatively young compared to Scratch's billions of years, although TwinBuilder is still far younger than me. The point is, one learns a great deal about the workings of Plot Entities when in a service such as mine. They have broad, far-reaching plans that involve the creation and destruction of their sectors. Lord English is merely a tool used for this process, in Paradox Space's case. That being said, all of its pawns, past and future (not like it makes a difference), are forced to stay within Paradox Space's reach. But here, some have escaped. Some have damaged Paradox Space's plans, utilizing the Narrative's more powerful force. And one girl has by proxy created a monster of an A.I. that threatens to destroy the Plot Entities themselves, should it become powerful enough.
Like it or not, it's my job to round these troublemakers up, to assassinate those who get in the way. Scratch is Paradox Space's facilitator and his master's diplomat. I am Paradox Space's assassin.
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My wings are flapping relentlessly as I float over Yggdrasil. I raise my right hand into the air, pulsing lime green with intense energy from the Sun that powers approximately 50% of us. The Green Miles start to form on my fingertips, snakelike tendrils that crawl out, destroying anything in their path and bringing a harsh green fire with them. In my left hand, Caledball vibrates with energy, the 8-ball constantly flickering with results. Hah. I figured I might as well use the word if I was going to use a wall of text. The sword floats out of my hand, and begins vibrating more intensely. All of my uncharged alchemy points I could have been using, all of my charges never made - it all goes into this.
The sword spins around rapidly and morphs in a green flash of light. Out of the light comes my ultra-powerful sword, based on the swords of Build and Split. It is known as Inevitability's Shadow. Fitting. I was a Doom player, after all. Meanwhile, the Miles ravage the area around me, ripping through entire chunks and dismembering stone until only the Bedrock is left. But I've barely gotten started.
I summon the older swords, Caledbec and a copy of the now-upgraded Caledball. They vibrate and vanish into pure energy, giving me intense power. My poor glasses begin to crack even more. It's not like I really needed them after becoming this thing. I just thought they looked pretty badass, having cracked glasses.
Inevitability's Shadow flickers between its forms, revealing themselves to be. First is Destruction's Remnant, a battered black short-sword with scratches and chips. This appears to be the default form. Second is Spacetime's Assassin, a sharp, thin longsword with a miniature green sun as the hilt. Better for long range. Third is Ravager's End, a small black shuriken that consistently shakes with the power contained in its small form. Hmmm. The penultimate form is Energy Breaker, a silver-and-black broadsword seemingly meant as a powerful but heavy finisher. The last form is Umbral Ultimatum, a simple jet pendant in the shape of the Skaia symbol that can be sacrificed as an ultimate kamikaze move. Almost like a sepulchritude, if you will. But I'm not ready to use that yet. I have much more to do in my time.
By now, the Green Miles have covered several tens of miles. Hardly anything. I think it's time to show what real power can do when in the right hands.
I summon Ravager's End and throw it at my target. My target, of course, being near the center of the Battlefield itself. Completely intentionally, the shuriken finds itself lodged in the side of the TARDIS. This would mean complete annihilation for almost every other vehicle. Luckily for the vehicle's inhabitants, we are talking about a TARDIS. UNluckily, it won't save them from what's coming next.
The shuriken acts as a conduit for the Green Miles, which forcefully grab Astria and any other Sburb player who happens to be in the TARDIS. Outside, they also attempt to latch themselves on to Erelye and forcibly drag him into the air.
"You are coming with me, you are dying, or you are swearing by the Oath Rod itself," I say as a white rod flickers into existence, "that you will surrender yourselves to Paradox Space as soon as you get off GodCraft. Do you understand me?"
After a response (Astria's being a half-mumbled promise), I drop the players and move on, the shadow of death trailing behind me. Annoyingly, I can't find the girl Serpent, but I have time. So far, I've just done random destruction. I need something more widespread and focused if I want to find a way to the Core.
I begin to beat my wings at an insane rate, flying far past the build limit and further up until I reach Y=50173391102. I could have teleported, but I have the time, and I can move very fast indeed. Ravager's End flickers into Spacetime's Assassin. My eyes flash entirely green. A huge ball of energy forms at the end of my sword, growing insanely quickly. It soon grows to be the size of the Tower, and bigger still. I stop when the ball reaches about the size of the Moon. It looks like a second Moon from down there, green like Alternia's. I release the energy ball. It flies at 20% of the speed of light into the ground, instantly vaporizing the vast majority of the players left on GodCraft and leaving a huge gap in it. Hah. I certainly feel energized. Only two things left to do.
I teleport back down, body flickering with a lime-green outline. We First Guardians do love that color. There are massive craters littered all around the server, but at last, I find one deep enough. I fly down until I encounter something not entirely unfamiliar to me. Not any Tumor, as you might expect, but a huge data chip storing the data of hundreds of servers rebuilt after the end of the Operation. I quietly pocket it and teleport away for the last task I have.
Paradox Space has had quite enough of this, and the wrath of a Plot Entity can be a fearsome thing. This is what we all discover as a giant claw of pure plot rips into Minecraftia's boundaries and threatens to crack its Fourth Wall. The structure holds firm, but a single piece manages to get through, despite the First Block's work. It materializes into a familiar shape. That of our old friend G'lbgolyb, ambassador to the Horrorterrors who rule large stretches of the Furthest Ring. His cry causes death in nearly all species, though it takes much longer for non-trolls. But it still can be fatal.
He proceeds to utter the Vast Glub.
A ravaged universe.
A ruined world.
An assassin, one who used to be human, casts away the last of their humanity.
A girl is reunited with herself, a fragment cast away in a game played long ago.
A girl makes a promise she knows she cannot keep.
An abomination, a glitch in the system, prepares to eradicate all it cannot assimilate.
A Godmodder watches as all his work goes to waste.
And a real serpent, one much more than a nickname, lurks in the shadows.
End times are coming.
The stars begin to fall.
The serpent lurks beneath us,
the god above us all.
Time is now against us,
and death is always near.
The Narrative itself
has shed a single tear.
End times are coming.
The stars begin to fall.
End times are coming.
They're coming for us all.
Okay, so... That was a really epic attack and all. But who did you target?
Eric rushes over to Astria as the TARDIS shakes off all the sustained damage.
Hank charges up the stairs, shouting at the group of people at the control console, looking around in confusion and fear.
What idiot decided to let the shields down!? Until we're off of Godcraft we're still in the line of fire!
The shields get thrown up just in time,
The Vast Glub ricochets right off the shielding of the ship powered by a miniature universe, no one inside notices, as all the psions are in the inner bowels, not even close enough to the surface to know that a psychic shockwave was even unleashed.
Eric kneels down next to Astria,
Are you okay?
Dang that first guardian...
I don't think even the IUPC's version of Scratch was capable of pulling something like that off.
Split teleports all over the place, eventually existing in multiple places at once and slicing through the Pa'anuri Fragment, who loses -6% Strength! He then deals 15,000 damage to the Failure!
Die deals 6,000 damage to the Error! The Hand of Truth ascends out of Armageddon Hill! The members of HatFilms follow suit! Abathur places a Symbiote on Fseftr! Said Symbiote deals 6,000 damage to the Failure! Sanic Hegehog deals 6,000 damage to the Error!
Tingle uses Fairy Healing, healing himself for +20,000 HP and fully healing ProofofconcepT! The Error and Mistake kill the Chaos Incarnation and create a massive swarm of pixellated eyes that bore through Abathur, lowering his Hidden stat by 10%! The Failure corrupts Amperz4nd, NinjaV, Talist, Split, and Abathur! One of their attacks next turn will become completely corrupted and fail! The Failure then kills a Symbiote!
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Has a Symbiote.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 51%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 112,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
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The Avatar android shivers slightly, octarine fire shining through the gaps in its hull, then returns to normal.
"My apologies, I would have helped avoid this better, but your crew evidently do not wish me to contact the controls."
HAC Tesseract 7/11
Zand runs around Tingle with the Helbringers slicing bits of corruption off at high speed until he reveals a weakpoint, then Amp shoots said weakness with the White Dwarf.
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I'm not actually sure I understand Twin's response to my second post. "After a certain point the bullets stop having an effect"? I only fired once, the millions thing was a reference to the UberAttack Of UberNess.
Gristwidget Gloves: Gauntlets with a miniature Gristwidget attached to the palm. Upon activation, the gloves will automatically convert a target item or block into grist. Requires contact with the item or block.
Wormhole Device: Generates a limited-range, limited-size wormhole. Intended for short-distance travel or grabbing that thing you left up in your attic from your basement.
Autocaptcharoid: Automatically takes a captcharoid of a target object. Useful in acquiring item codes from other people, and reversing Gristwidget effects.
I test the homemade model of the Gristwidget Gloves (These aren't the same as the alchemy, but they have the same name) out by converting a nearby block into Grist.
>Well. This thread is slightly more sane than my original timeline.
>Deploying Thaumically-Infused and (Red, Blue, Purple, Orange, Yellow, Black, White, and Octarine) Solar Hard-Light Shields on Targets Designate: Netpatham, Argus
>Activating Reactive Defense Protocols.
==The Past==
"Hey, other-me, can I borrow a duplicate of Argus?"
"Sure."
"Thanks!"
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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1/50 (should I even bother?) and 26/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I undefined the Error and undefinedand undefined happens, but only undefined undefined tunacans.
Also, I look at the Error. What really is it?
Gutza1: Oh fine. You can have the Glitch Wrench. But please give it back if I ask for it because I like to cover my tracks like that. I usually forget to use my spoils anyway, so maybe you'll remember.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 442$ _ Wilson's charges B: 32/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 304$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 27$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x3 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x5 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
Potion of Zeus + 1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire DONE
Potion of War II + 1
And now, after just making a big attack about how much Wilson has changed, let me emphasize how sad and broken he is. But really, I think its understandable, given the situation. Most other characters don't care as much about the damage because they never called Godcraft home. Wilson knew no other place.
Wilson's cries stopped abruptly as the entire world heaved around him from Raven's attack (I don't know what the rest of the implications were though) and a cloak of dust descended from the ceiling, covering his fur and getting in his eyes.
... sniff... even in my dreams... everything has to fall apart... why? sniff... First my creations... and now my very world is collapsing around me... why does it all fall apart? And why am I the only one who seems to care? I... I can't... I can't... I just can't take it anymore... My little bleeding heart is running out of blood... A surprise its lasted this long in this mad, cruel world...
He puts his head down and covered it with his paws before breaking back into tears.
I just... I just want to go home... Is that really too much to ask?
Deciding to try and find some solace in this fake version of his home, Wilson started to plod slowly towards the staircase still crying. He climbed up it into the main storefront. Everything seemed mostly how he remembered it, except there were no potions anywhere on the shelves. Then, he looked outside. It was bleak and dead outside. No life, no landmarks, no objects. Just a vast, empty, dead expanse of cold, hard, red sandstone, occasionally pockmarked with craters. What happened to the gentle green hills and tall grass of the plains biome this place used to be in? It also seemed like it was starting to rain, with the clouds covering the land in shadows. Turning his attention back inside, Wilson saw that there was actually one potion still left on the shelves. It was off in the far left corner with no price tag and was labeled simply, "my work". Walking over to it, he saw the potion was a very dark yellow splash potion. It was half empty and... some blood was dripping from the curved top onto the ground ever so slowly. To Wilson, that one bottle, that one idea, was more terrifying than the Bleak, the Godmodder, or Binary. Major kudos to anyone who can tell what this bottle represents.
oh... oh... ... wh... why do I have to kick myself when I'm down? No...
The sight of blood made him queasy and his legs started to become weak as waves of guilt, fear, grief, and hopelessness break onto him, all brought on by this new, horrific sight.
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 9/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 2/5
I casually captcharoid Cipher's Call while Erelye is looking at it, then flip the card to check its code, and view it using Recipe Modus to see alternative alchemization methods.
Cipher's Call 1/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I sigh at Net being a powerplayer yet again. "Net. Net never changes." While I ponder this deep philosophical statement, Sanic Breaks His Neck(His own neck, not Net's). Sadly. Wonder how that happened. Anyways, I get Die to make me some more pins for my Voodoo Doll, this time for Proof. I also ask him to make/give me pins for the rest of the Felt, which I will totally not abuse. At all.
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"Their suspicion is hardly groundless. I would never allow an unfamiliar military sentience access to one of my vessels' software, though rest assured that I will not prove malignant."
It looks around, lenses swiveling separately to maximize infogain.
"Do you mind if I attempt to learn more about the construction of this vessel? I have refrained from over-detailed analysis so far, out of consideration."
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=TURN ONE=
>Welcome to DTG2, Jadafun! If you haven't yet, please read the OP (Original Post), and if needed, ask Twin or somebody else for advice!
=CHARGE=
-23 / 50- The End
/12 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I pull out the TWITCHY STAFF, and channel the voices into a large blade around the tip of the Pokeball on top, creating a Glaive! I then fling myself into the air with a Spear-Vault manuver, and let gravity toss me down towards The Error! The voice-spear impales it and then the voices dissipate inside The Error's cranium! From in there, they proceed to cause massive mental and interior damage by flooding it with commands!
I also create a small wooden accelerator ring to boost the speed of Jada's tomato.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: After the Symbiote spawns its shield, move it over to Erelye! (They do linger.)
U: Hey! Bıumbra? What are you doıng over there?
U2:Thiz iz awezome!!
U: Are you dancıng? A Shadow Enderman ıs not suppoced to dance.
U2: No. It"z the conga!! And it"z awezome!! Come join uz!!
Umbra gives his Enternal Servant a disconcreting ogle before successfully executing a FACEPALM X2 COMBO.
U: I need better Servants.
00C: Awesone art as always, Twin. I especially like the crashing planets on panel 1. My only concern is that Rose looks a bit unnerving on panel 11. It's ok, faces are hard to draw.
Also, welcome back, sigmatw. Your conga line has just been extended by one shadow enderman.
/Conganull
FINALE
PLOT ENTITY
...I didn't want to hurt anybody in the beginning.
Don't think I was born this way. As this winged, tentacled, black-hoodie, cracked glasses, monochrome stripes, green eyes, insanely smart and powerful FREAK with these STUPID obligations and duties. It's not like I had a choice. Sburb had its game to play, and apparently fusing with a GOD-BIRD and mutating attributes of all the other First Guardians in close proximity. It was no wonder that I lost control and killed everyone on my planet. (Apologies for the outbursts.) But I'm about to do a lot more.
There are many beings on this plane that shouldn't be here. Paradox Space likes to keep its pieces constrained to its board. I should know. I've been forced to serve its whims for thousands of years, as all First Guardians do. I'm actually comparatively young compared to Scratch's billions of years, although TwinBuilder is still far younger than me. The point is, one learns a great deal about the workings of Plot Entities when in a service such as mine. They have broad, far-reaching plans that involve the creation and destruction of their sectors. Lord English is merely a tool used for this process, in Paradox Space's case. That being said, all of its pawns, past and future (not like it makes a difference), are forced to stay within Paradox Space's reach. But here, some have escaped. Some have damaged Paradox Space's plans, utilizing the Narrative's more powerful force. And one girl has by proxy created a monster of an A.I. that threatens to destroy the Plot Entities themselves, should it become powerful enough.
Like it or not, it's my job to round these troublemakers up, to assassinate those who get in the way. Scratch is Paradox Space's facilitator and his master's diplomat. I am Paradox Space's assassin.
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My wings are flapping relentlessly as I float over Yggdrassil. I raise my right hand into the air, pulsing lime green with intense energy from the Sun that powers approximately 50% of us. The Green Miles start to form on my fingertips, snakelike tendrils that crawl out, destroying anything in their path and bringing a harsh green fire with them. In my left hand, Caledball vibrates with energy, the 8-ball constantly flickering with results. Hah. I figured I might as well use the word if I was going to use a wall of text. The sword floats out of my hand, and begins vibrating more intensely. All of my uncharged alchemy points I couldnhave been using, all of my charges never made - it all goes into this.
The sword spins around rapidly and morphs in a green flash of light. Out of the light co,es my ultra-powerful sword, based on the swords of Build and Split. It is known as Inevitability's Shadow. Fitting. I was a Doom player, after all. Meanwhile, the Miles ravage the area around me, ripping through entire chunks and dismembering stone until only the Bedrock is left. But I've barely gotten started.
I summon the older swords, Caledbec and a copy of the now-upgraded Caledball. They vibrate and vanish into pure energy, giving me intense power. My poor glasses begin to crack even more. It's not like I really needed them after becoming this thing. I just thought they looked pretty badass, having cracked glasses.
Inevitability's Shadow flickers between its forms, revealing themselves to be. First is Destruction's Remnant, a battered black short-sword with scratches and chips. This appears to be the default form. Second is Spacetime's Assassin, a sharp, thin longsword with a miniature green sun as the hilt. Better for long range. Third is Ravager's End, a small black shuriken that consistently shakes with the power contained in its small form. Hmmm. The penultimate form is Energy Breaker, a silver-and-black broadsword seemingly meant as a powerful but heavy finisher. The last form is Umbral Ultimatum, a simple jet pendant in the shape of the Skaia symbol that can be sacrificed as an ultimate kamikaze move. Almost like a sepulchritude, if you will. But I'm not ready to use that yet. I have much more to do in my time.
By now, the Green Miles have covered several tens of miles. Hardly anything. I think it's time to show what real power can do when in the right hands.
I summon Ravager's End and throw it at my target. My target, of course, being near the center of the Battlefield itself. Completely intentionally, the shuriken finds itself lodged in the side of the TARDIS. This would mean complete annihilation for almost every other vehicle. Luckily for the vehicle's inhabitants, we are talking about a TARDIS. UNluckily, it won't save them from what's coming next.
The shuriken acts as a conduit for the Green Miles, which forcefully grab Astria and any other Sburb player who happens to be in the TARDIS. Outside, they also attempt to latch themselves on to Erelye and forcibly drag him into the air.
"You are coming with me, you are dying, or you are swearing by the Oath Rod itself," I say as a white rod flickers into existence, "that you will surrender yourselves to Paradox Space as soon as you get off GodCraft. Do you understand me?"
After a response (Astria's being a half-mumbled promise), I drop the players and move on, the shadow of death trailing behind me. Annoyingly, I can't find the girl Serpent, but I have time. So far, I've just done random destruction. I need something more widespread and focused if I want to find a way to the Core.
I begin to beat my wings at an insane rate, flying far past the build limit and further up until I reach Y=50173391102. I could have teleported, but I have the time, and I can move very fast indeed. Ravager's End flickers into Spacetime's Assassin. My eyes flash entirely green. A huge ball of energy forms at the end of my sword, growing insanely quickly. It soon grows to be the size of the Tower, and bigger still. I stop when the ball reaches about the size of the Moon. It looks like a second Moon from down there, green like Alternia's. I release the energy ball. It flies at 20% of the speed of light into the ground, instantly vaporizing the vast majority of the players left on GodCraft and leaving a huge gap in it. Hah. I certainly feel energized. Only two things left to do.
I teleport back down, body flickering with a lime-green outline. We First Guardians do love that color. There are massive craters littered all around the server, but at last, I find one deep enough. I fly down until I encounter something not entirely unfamiliar to me. Not any Tumor, as you might expect, but a huge data chip storing the data of hundreds of servers rebuilt after the end of the Operation. I quietly pocket it and teleport away for the last task I have.
Paradox Space has had quite enough of this, and the wrath of a Plot Entity can be a fearsome thing. This is what we all discover as a giant claw of pure plot rips into Minecraftia's boundaries and threatens to crack its Fourth Wall. The structure holds firm, but a single piece manages to get through, despite the First Block's work. It materializes into a familiar shape. That of our old friend G'lbgolyb, ambassador to the Horrorterrors who rule large stretches of the Furthest Ring. His cry causes death in nearly all species, though it takes much longer for non-trolls. But it still can be fatal.
He proceeds to utter the Vast Glub.
A ravaged universe.
A ruined world.
An assassin, one who used to be human, casts away the last of their humanity.
A girl is reunited with herself, a fragment cast away in a game played long ago.
A girl makes a promise she knows she cannot keep.
An abomination, a glitch in the system, prepares to eradicate all it cannot assimilate.
A Godmodder watches as all his work goes to waste.
And a real serpent, one much more than a nickname, lurks in the shadows.
End times are coming.
The stars begin to fall.
The serpent lurks beneath us,
the god above us all.
Time is now against us,
and death is always near.
The Narrative itself
has shed a single tear.
End times are coming.
The stars begin to fall.
End times are coming.
They're coming for us all.
Oh no
/\ Sounds like fun.
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i guess i should do something
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Eh, I'll head back when I'm ready and not a second sooner. And screw P-Space.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Eric rushes over to Astria as the TARDIS shakes off all the sustained damage.
Hank charges up the stairs, shouting at the group of people at the control console, looking around in confusion and fear.
What idiot decided to let the shields down!? Until we're off of Godcraft we're still in the line of fire!
The shields get thrown up just in time,
The Vast Glub ricochets right off the shielding of the ship powered by a miniature universe, no one inside notices, as all the psions are in the inner bowels, not even close enough to the surface to know that a psychic shockwave was even unleashed.
Eric kneels down next to Astria,
Are you okay?
Dang that first guardian...
I don't think even the IUPC's version of Scratch was capable of pulling something like that off.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
All your teammates restrain you before you can do that! These guys look like they'd only get stronger if they came in contact with glitches...
Gristwidget 12000 Prototype && Gloves = Gristwidget Gloves (Level 5)
The Alchemiter runs on posts, not grist!
The Error does not think and it does not feel. It merely is.
You can only have three charges going on at the same time!
The Fenestrated Blade is obscured with static and you cannot view the whereabouts of the Godmodder.
GodCraft's IP address isn't viewable. Its web address is godcraft.gminc.
Æsahættr && Fenestrated Point = The Pointless (Level 10)
You claim the Silver Eye, taking it from Nimbleguy!
You claim the Rapidfire Bow, taking it from zerithos! You take the Molten Processor and give it to Pokefan151!
You take the Twitchy Staff and give it to Irecreeper! The Halberd ends up sailing down to bedrock, lost in the wind.
You keep the HHHH. 2,000 damage to the Error! The boot promptly becomes corrupted! The HHHH becomes warped beyond recognition when you attempt to use it against the Mistake!
This warhead isn't nearly as powerful now that it doesn't have a large array of charges to back it... It explodes in the air and deals 3,000 damage to the Error, Mistake, and Failure but does nothing else.
TCR Host Essence && Ghost's Engineer Essence && Remington R21 = Remington TCR (Level 5: 1/6)
You find nothing.
Fissile Wolfram's shots are absorbed by the Mistake, and your fist ends up becoming extremely corrupted the instant it comes into contact with the Mistake! You pull away, but the corruption is gone...
The fire becomes completely pixellated and then blips out of existence.
Where do you think I am? I'm still in the Void, same as ever. But I think I'm getting closer now...
You become Neutral! Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club added!
The Failure attempts to love but finds that it cannot, and experiences a fatal error, taking 6,000 damage!
+3,000 HP to alsmiffy!
-12 Dollar Bill ~~~ Loom = Providence's Bowtie
You can't alchemize this, either...
You take the Sacred Poolballs and give them to Generic!
8,000 damage to the Error!
I don't remember.
The Homing Beacon activates, and an unknown ship appears that heals every player for +5 HP!
+7,000 HP! That was all intentional.
Murder's Icicles && Holewand = Endothermia (Level 6: 1/7)
COBALT PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that will give whatever it is installed the psionic powers of cobalt-blooded trolls.
You take the Black Matter Gun from Flare Flames!
You use the Sacred Poolballs and summon Die!
> Fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => PAX AZURITE
You use up 6 Weasel Snot.
All Locusts killed!
You take the Kitsune Charm from Nimbleguy!
You respawn.
+3 HP!
Tingle floats back up using balloon majjyyks!
PURPLE PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that will give whatever it is installed the psionic powers of purple-blooded trolls.
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program (Level 4: 1/5)
+5 Hog Slop!
6,000 damage to the Error! Night Edge becomes completely corrupted immediately after you use it...
Night Edge || Double-Edged Sword = Double Twilight (Level 5: 1/6)
INDIGO FLAME: A chunk of flickering flame that takes the form of various shades of blue. It radiates with an intense power, the power of knowledge incarnate.
The Consciousness added!
CIPHER'S CALL: An indigo crystalline two-dimensional pyramid that throbs with the power of pure knowledge. It has the power to view almost anything in almost any universe, and can view the thoughts and point of view of nearly anyone in existence. It can also allow the user to enter others' mindscapes, and gives them a large amount of willpower in the mind. Its innocuous double is a tattoo of a triangle that is burned into the wearer's flesh or flesh-analogue.
4,000 damage to the Error!
The other side of GodCraft begins to crumble as well... Additional 13,000 damage to the Error!
QUANTUM ICEBOX: A closed-cycle refrigerator that contains a quantum processor. Said processor functions optimally inside of the refrigerator, which cools anything inside to 150x cooler than the never-ending, icy cold, soul sucking darkness of space.
G.A. Computer && Quantum Icebox = Arsenide Icetop (Level 5: 1/6)
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 UNIVERSAL - MULTIVERSAL
10,000 damage to the Error!
6,000 damage to the Error!
Of course they will!
+2 HP to Erelye and Generic!
25,000 damage to the Error! It appears to be severely affected by the attack...
You fall asleep and enter your own mindscape. The place is essentially a large city, and is very orderly and technologically advanced. Everything is rendered in monochrome, and the only thing that is in color at all is you. The massive skyscrapers scattered about are emblazoned with HMAS logos or blueprints for ship designs. The only thing that breaks the order of the environment is the hollow shell of a ship that disturbingly resembles the HMAS Victor. You feel drawn towards it, so that's where you go.
You quickly realize that the ship is the site where all your memories are. The ship has countless doors inside, each one belonging to a different memory. Some are organized in groups; one wall has all your fears, another your goals in life. The middle of the ship has your memories of the events of DTG2, and in the middle of that is a large iron-wrought black door with several locks on it. Whatever your forgotten memories are, they're behind here.
You will need to find some way to open the door to find out the lost memories.
+15,000 HP to Split! +3 HP to you!
+5 HP to Crusher!
You forgot to specify a target!
9,000 damage to the Error!
> CobaltShade: COMBAT OPERANDI => HOLY SMITE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 7 Pie Filling.
You take out Notch's Smiter and level it at the Error. Its two halves shine radiantly, more than ever before. The white half seems to be glowing with Notch's power, and is becoming warped with green power thanks to the extravaganza that was the death of the Operation. The black half is pulsating with ancient darkness, and unidentifiable grey magic is swirling around it like mist. The two halves suddenly separate, two holographic images of beings appearing to hold one each: an image of Notch takes the white half, and an unknown figure takes the black half. Now more resembling blades than bows, pure beams of creation and oblivion are ejected at the Error, who takes 30,000 damage!
You fire the magic and bullets at the Mistake, but nothing happens...
+3 HP!
3,000 damage to the Chaos Incarnation!
The Godmodder isn't here...
You throw Pi at the Mistake, but nothing happens!
The Godmodder isn't here...
Sanic Hegehog added.
6,000 damage to the Error!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 TESLA'S IMPROV - LIGHTNING QUICK
10,000 damage to the Error!
You put Providence's Topper in the Open Pile! You take the Table Leg from Leonstar0!
You put the Faceless Eight in the Open Pile!
+4 HP to TT!
You're at full health, so you heal TT for +4 HP instead!
You take the Slime-Inator from Flare Flames and the Prism from Aegis-A095!
You take Providence's Topper from Irecreeper and put the Hivemind CPU in the Open Pile!
You take the Necro Smasher from XDGrangerDX!
You get rid of the Black Matter Gun.
You take the Hivemind CPU from Erelye!
You take the Red Scale from zerithos!
You take the Black Matter Gun from Generic!
You take the Inferno Servo from Aegis-A095! You put the Hard-Light Gun in the Open Pile!
You take the Hard-Light Gun from Netpatham!
VOIDMETAL STAFF: A staff forged from solid voidmetal, with a gem made of pure void essence at its top. It harbors the disintegrating powers of the Void, and can contaminate nearly all other materials with its essence. Handle with care.
You take the Pale Valve from Generic!
You take the Infinity Blade from The_Serpent!
You take the Pale Valve from Tazz!
40,000 damage to the Error and Failure! The Mistake only takes a measly 10,000 damage...
You take the Kitsune Charm from Fseftr! You give the Magma Multiplier to Fseftr!
Whoa, welcome back! You left all the way back in Act 2, I remember... The Godmodder isn't here right now, as he's off to initiate the final battle. If you want to stick around, keep in mind that the final battle is just around the corner...
Generic officially gets the Faceless Eight.
Netpatham already has the Inferno Servo!
+3 HP to Crusher and Netpatham!
Okay, so... That was a really epic attack and all. But who did you target?
Split teleports all over the place, eventually existing in multiple places at once and slicing through the Pa'anuri Fragment, who loses -6% Strength! He then deals 15,000 damage to the Failure!
Die deals 6,000 damage to the Error! The Hand of Truth ascends out of Armageddon Hill! The members of HatFilms follow suit! Abathur places a Symbiote on Fseftr! Said Symbiote deals 6,000 damage to the Failure! Sanic Hegehog deals 6,000 damage to the Error!
Tingle uses Fairy Healing, healing himself for +20,000 HP and fully healing ProofofconcepT! The Error and Mistake kill the Chaos Incarnation and create a massive swarm of pixellated eyes that bore through Abathur, lowering his Hidden stat by 10%! The Failure corrupts Amperz4nd, NinjaV, Talist, Split, and Abathur! One of their attacks next turn will become completely corrupted and fail! The Failure then kills a Symbiote!
The Godmodder is nowhere to be found.
The Itinerary:
> All: Good luck.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 667,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 12
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 29/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 25/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor. Has a Symbiote.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 51%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 112,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.) Magnificent Mane: 100,000/100,000 HP. Mane Armor: 15.
Die: [AG] Leaves in four turns.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Hidden: 90%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x1.)
The Consciousness: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Spires: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x6.) The Eye: III The Hand: III The Crystal: III
Sanic Hegehog: [AG] HP: 160,000/160,000.
Tingle: [PG] HP: 277,500/300,000. Bananas: II Fairy Healing: III
The Error: [PG] HP: 206,000/350,000.
The Mistake: [PG] HP: 97,000/100,000.
The Failure: [PG] HP: 170,000/200,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86.The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
5 Hog Slop
10 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
4 Weasel Snot
The TARDIS;
The Avatar android shivers slightly, octarine fire shining through the gaps in its hull, then returns to normal.
"My apologies, I would have helped avoid this better, but your crew evidently do not wish me to contact the controls."
HAC Tesseract 7/11
Zand runs around Tingle with the Helbringers slicing bits of corruption off at high speed until he reveals a weakpoint, then Amp shoots said weakness with the White Dwarf.
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39/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I inject an ally with a healing serum.
SCP-2317 Action: I smash The Failure, The Mistake, and The Error together so hard that The Glitch is summoned.
The TARDIS:
Hank nods his head.
Its okay, you don't have to feel bad if you're prevented from helping by other people being suspicious.
I don't think anyone was hurt badly.
.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'm not actually sure I understand Twin's response to my second post. "After a certain point the bullets stop having an effect"? I only fired once, the millions thing was a reference to the UberAttack Of UberNess.
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I pull out an eye-shaped device...
Eye wonder what it could possibly be. Bad puns aside...
>Argus.exe successfully booted.
>Solar Power Generators Online.
>Drain on Green noted to be excessive. Shunting load.
>Activating Spell Lexica
>Loading Battle Protocols.
>Loading Fabrication Protocols.
>Deploying Mk. I Fabricator: Small Devices.
>Loading Schematic: Gristwidget Gloves as per current owner request.
>Identifying Required Alterations To Gristwidget: Miniaturization, Remote Activation, Distance Access, Autocaptchalogue/load.
>Device Fabrication Cycle Complete.
>Loading Attachments: Wormhole Device, Autocaptcharoid
>Attachment Fabrication Cycle Complete.
>*bing*
Gristwidget Gloves: Gauntlets with a miniature Gristwidget attached to the palm. Upon activation, the gloves will automatically convert a target item or block into grist. Requires contact with the item or block.
Wormhole Device: Generates a limited-range, limited-size wormhole. Intended for short-distance travel or grabbing that thing you left up in your attic from your basement.
Autocaptcharoid: Automatically takes a captcharoid of a target object. Useful in acquiring item codes from other people, and reversing Gristwidget effects.
I test the homemade model of the Gristwidget Gloves (These aren't the same as the alchemy, but they have the same name) out by converting a nearby block into Grist.
>Well. This thread is slightly more sane than my original timeline.
"Just you wait. It gets worse. Much worse."
>Loading Item Protocols: inventory Netpatham (Prime)
>Deploying Thaumically-Infused and (Red, Blue, Purple, Orange, Yellow, Black, White, and Octarine) Solar Hard-Light Shields on Targets Designate: Netpatham, Argus
>Activating Reactive Defense Protocols.
==The Past==
"Hey, other-me, can I borrow a duplicate of Argus?"
"Sure."
"Thanks!"
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I triple Combo the Failure with The MLG Vortex Bayonet, The Screen-Locker, and the Overkill Minirail.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Maniac: I HHHH the CONSCIOUSNESS!
Midna: I get angry that Serpent's post wasn't counted. It was awesome! I then make a random NEUTRAL player crit for one post due to my anger!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
I don't know where to go with this now: 25/50
It's time
to engage the final trial
>HEAL RANDOM HURT AGs
1/50 (should I even bother?) and 26/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I undefined the Error and undefi
nedand undefinedhappens, but only undefined undefined tuna cans.Also, I look at the Error. What really is it?
Gutza1: Oh fine. You can have the Glitch Wrench. But please give it back if I ask for it because I like to cover my tracks like that. I usually forget to use my spoils anyway, so maybe you'll remember.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 442$ _ Wilson's charges B: 32/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Potion of Zeus + 1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire DONE
Potion of War II + 1
And now, after just making a big attack about how much Wilson has changed, let me emphasize how sad and broken he is. But really, I think its understandable, given the situation. Most other characters don't care as much about the damage because they never called Godcraft home. Wilson knew no other place.
Wilson's cries stopped abruptly as the entire world heaved around him from Raven's attack (I don't know what the rest of the implications were though) and a cloak of dust descended from the ceiling, covering his fur and getting in his eyes.
... sniff... even in my dreams... everything has to fall apart... why? sniff... First my creations... and now my very world is collapsing around me... why does it all fall apart? And why am I the only one who seems to care? I... I can't... I can't... I just can't take it anymore... My little bleeding heart is running out of blood... A surprise its lasted this long in this mad, cruel world...
He puts his head down and covered it with his paws before breaking back into tears.
I just... I just want to go home... Is that really too much to ask?
Deciding to try and find some solace in this fake version of his home, Wilson started to plod slowly towards the staircase still crying. He climbed up it into the main storefront. Everything seemed mostly how he remembered it, except there were no potions anywhere on the shelves. Then, he looked outside. It was bleak and dead outside. No life, no landmarks, no objects. Just a vast, empty, dead expanse of cold, hard, red sandstone, occasionally pockmarked with craters. What happened to the gentle green hills and tall grass of the plains biome this place used to be in? It also seemed like it was starting to rain, with the clouds covering the land in shadows. Turning his attention back inside, Wilson saw that there was actually one potion still left on the shelves. It was off in the far left corner with no price tag and was labeled simply, "my work". Walking over to it, he saw the potion was a very dark yellow splash potion. It was half empty and... some blood was dripping from the curved top onto the ground ever so slowly. To Wilson, that one bottle, that one idea, was more terrifying than the Bleak, the Godmodder, or Binary. Major kudos to anyone who can tell what this bottle represents.
oh... oh... ... wh... why do I have to kick myself when I'm down? No...
The sight of blood made him queasy and his legs started to become weak as waves of guilt, fear, grief, and hopelessness break onto him, all brought on by this new, horrific sight.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Skaia's Bow 42/50
Insanity Quiver 21/50
Ultimate Skulltop 42/50
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 9/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 2/5
I casually captcharoid Cipher's Call while Erelye is looking at it, then flip the card to check its code, and view it using Recipe Modus to see alternative alchemization methods.
Cipher's Call 1/11 using code.
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-19, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I sigh at Net being a powerplayer yet again. "Net. Net never changes." While I ponder this deep philosophical statement, Sanic Breaks His Neck(His own neck, not Net's). Sadly. Wonder how that happened. Anyways, I get Die to make me some more pins for my Voodoo Doll, this time for Proof. I also ask him to make/give me pins for the rest of the Felt, which I will totally not abuse. At all.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
TARDIS;
"Their suspicion is hardly groundless. I would never allow an unfamiliar military sentience access to one of my vessels' software, though rest assured that I will not prove malignant."
It looks around, lenses swiveling separately to maximize infogain.
"Do you mind if I attempt to learn more about the construction of this vessel? I have refrained from over-detailed analysis so far, out of consideration."
{Oh, this editor. Grarghasqdgzx}
Battlefield;
Battle Technique; Ruination on The Failure!
HAC Tesseract 8/11
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I take out a bag of tomatoes, and throw one at The Mistake.
Tomatoes: 2/3
=TURN ONE=
>Welcome to DTG2, Jadafun! If you haven't yet, please read the OP (Original Post), and if needed, ask Twin or somebody else for advice!
=CHARGE=
-23 / 50- The End
/12 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I pull out the TWITCHY STAFF, and channel the voices into a large blade around the tip of the Pokeball on top, creating a Glaive! I then fling myself into the air with a Spear-Vault manuver, and let gravity toss me down towards The Error! The voice-spear impales it and then the voices dissipate inside The Error's cranium! From in there, they proceed to cause massive mental and interior damage by flooding it with commands!
I also create a small wooden accelerator ring to boost the speed of Jada's tomato.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: After the Symbiote spawns its shield, move it over to Erelye! (They do linger.)
>Symbiote(Fseftr): Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote: Respawning... (1 / 2 )
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)