Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 4/9
The memeblade is done. I hold it in my hands, and infuse my own meme power into it. I run up to memia and stab them with it. I then make them watch as a I stab each of the entities with it, siphoning their meme life energy. BOW, FALSE MEME GOD!
I fire my falcon PAUNCHES at the Bleak mouth , and if I can't I target the Bleaks weakest targetable part. These are both FALCON PAUNCHES and punches from a falcon. which buffs babphsee's character memia and deals parody points to the bleak. I then summon 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dave striders and create an irony_sploshion that stuns , weakens , burns , depresses and mesmerizes the Bleak. This happens so fast the Godmodder didn't have time to do anything , not even blink. I then enter a dimension for what seems to be seconds where I learn how to remove the 4rth through 10nth wall
Generator grabs the scythe. "Thanks! This looks very important." He charges the Bleak and slashes down the weapon at its head, cleaving into it like a knife through butter.
Generator grabs the scythe. "Thanks! This looks very important." He charges the Bleak and slashes down the weapon at its head, cleaving into it like a knife through butter.
"Heh...butter..."
Still confused, I look up SkyDoesMinecraft videos after hearing "butter." I accidentally type in "BleakDoesDiecraft" and somehow this makes the Bleak get hurt.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
you can charge only three entities at the same time/null
Welp both of you are here now
1ST POST
First thing I do is wonder how I awaken Yggdrasil's roots. Do I poke them? Water them? What? If I take a very broad definition of "awaken" then simply slapping them and yelling should work. So that's exactly what I do. I slap the roots until they mumble about how they don't wanna go to school and sit up like a good little child ready to go to school.
I start cooking an cake looking like an castle because there is never enough cake 1/5.(an item creation and an building summon)
And I try to use the altar of infusion for turning cooking into an item
I then try using readable text made of sum of sentences for stealing one pixel of the hat layer of the Godmodder.
but sadly the readable text ends up being an copy of Germinal.
Then I forget why the tentacles of the Godmodder ends up making people remember of Germinal.
I then give an non trapped top-hat to the Godmodder which is extremely rare and I do not understand why I am typing those words.
The non trapped top-hat is not trapped.
On the top hat there is an engraving of the godmodder wearing itself in an way allowing to see all its faces.
On the top hat there is an engraving of creaming cakes.
The creaming cakes are screaming.
on the creaming cakes there is an engraving of all the life of an minecraft player in the same picture
in the life of the minecraft player there is an 5D engraving of an computer
the computer have DF in his hard drive
in one of the DF worlds there is an engraving of the godmodder with the hat
on this particular engraving of the godmodder his 5-th tentacle have eight written on it and it 6-th tentacle have an engraving of the non trapped-ness of the top-hat.
on the non trapped-ness of the top hat there is menacing obsidian trees.
the atoms of the menacing obsidian trees are universes.
those universes have all Germinal.
in the Germinal of thoses universes there is an picture of the non trapped-ness of the top-hat
the top hat is in fact an cake in the other universes.
cakes are tasty.
the tastyness of the cakes have engravings of an dwarf holding universe-packed
the dwarves have all the top-hat which is an cake and non trapped.
Then I understand the godmodder is in fact alcoholic.
I then create an tsunami of alcohol with white and red candy and maintain an whirlwind of alcohol around the godmodder and in fact no matter how much he might drink the whirlwind does not reduce and in fact the more he drinks the greater the whirlwind becomes and in fact the alcohol is not flammable and I do not burn it.
in fact the whirlwind is not the top-hat and is instead the cake which is the top-hat in the other universes.
the whirlwind try to merge with the hat layer of the godmodder if he try to not make it disappear nor drink it and if he try not having the alcohol whirlwind it is replaced by far power-fuller wines which have names and each attempt increase the amount of alcohol/wine.
The whirlwind suddenly decide he is inappropriately named and becomes angry and I need to find an appropriate name I find one but it is not writable.
now it is an not writable of alcohol/wine.
I try to make an pun about Pod Gold and the Godmodder and fails and in fact it was an enumeration of three things which are four like the three musketeer.
There is nobody laughing and Ulysses does not laugh.
the lameness is so intense it might fail at hitting the godmodder but then I show the truth that the top hat was also an circular stick diagram with error margin on how well he is drawn named é (+¨%%*[email protected] and with labels describing themselves.
Cooking >o< Altar = Orb of Food (Level 2: 1/3)
You can't edit the skins of other Minecraft accounts, so you fail to remove a pixel off of the Godmodder's hat layer! The entire attack fails as a result!
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 8/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 5/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-15, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-4, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I punch Split due to petty grievances. Sorry not sorry etc. I then buy him a Nectar Cake, a Potion of Zeus, and a Potion of Scratch, and tell him to use his specials if he gets the chance, on the Mouth or the Chaos whatever. After that I roll the Lover's Octet at the Mouth. And duplicate enough Pocket Alchemiters for everybody.
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program (Level 4: 1/5)
3,000 damage to Split!
5-6-4-2-7-8-6-8
Pink lightning arcs around the Bleak, and several of his souls are fused together to create unholy abominations of souls! They quickly burn their life forces out, and the Mouth loses 9,000 HP due to soul-loss!
his current form is a humanoid with HUGE muscles, he RADIATES MANLINESS
one of his most significant powers is bringing things from the internet to reality
battle theme:
normal theme:
abilities and magic
WAKE ME UP INSIDE: boosts attack and speed
(CANT WAKE UP): puts foe to sleep
summon pepe: NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (high power summon)
summon "OC": summon a strange creature from the depths of deviantart (mid power summon)
summon anon: summon a 4chan anon that s***posts to attack (low power summon)
summon coldsteel the hegeheg: pssh... nothin' persenal... kid... (ultra power summon)
salt: pour salt on enemy wounds to paralyze them
mic scream: make a really loud noise that confuses enemies
AIDS: poisons enemy
darude-sandstorm: blinds enemy
fake link: send a fake link to the enemy, stealing a random item from them
wombo combo: uber strong 20 hit combo
swooce: guaranteed escape from battle
battle cry: increase attack for all party members
proxy: increase defence for all party members
more on memia's summons
anon
s***post: offends enemy, decreasing defence
meme: poisons enemy
"OC"
bad drawing: drawing so bad that it paralyzes enemies
bad grammar: grammar so bad that it decreases attack
bad backstory: backstory so bad that puts enemies to sleep
pepe
NORMIES: powerful 3 hit combo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: confuses enemy
s***post: offends enemy, decreasing defence
battle cry: increase attack for all party members
coldsteel the hegeheg
bad drawing: drawing so bad that it paralyzes enemies
bad grammar: grammar so bad that it decreases attack
bad backstory: backstory so bad that puts enemies to sleep
wombo combo: uber strong 20 hit combo
be edgy: increase all stats
s***post: offends enemy, decreasing defence
battle cry: increase attack for all party members
meme: poisons enemy
nothin' persenal... kid: super powerful attack used on all enemies
(yes, i have roleplayed as this character before)
Other forum games can't interact with Destroy the Godmodder 2! Therefore, any characters you've RPed as in other forum games and any items you've obtained from other forum games are rendered null and void. Netpatham ran into a similar problem.
Okay, I have no idea how this works, or how you start, but I'd like to give it a go.
Hey! The advice that others have given you will serve you well. Read the OP, it contains the basics. Since you joined Team Excelsior, make sure to target the Bleak!
A small airship flies down into whereever-the-heck-everyone-is, maneuvering around whatever obstacles might be. It is visibly smoking, and is apparently damaged. At it hits the ground, its single passenger hops off, clad in a dirty red jacket and aviator goggles. He looks around for a couple seconds. "Okay, just one question...where are we?"
You're at the base of the Tower, the Godmodder's sole remaining safe spot. Since you have chosen to join Team Excelsior, you find yourself at the top of the Tower instead, having been teleported there.
@Generator_of_cubes: Very simple. Beat The Bleak to death. It will probably die soon. If you want, you can make better items by taking random items and combining them with && or || like (itemA) && (itemB) && (itemC) && ... = ???. There's around a million and 17 other things you can do here, such as charges, entities, RP, assists, leveling up, joining my Hunger Games simulation over on the discussion thread, etc. Nether, we even have a bit of an economy going on around here. But those two things might be the most important/
46/50 and 20/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
The itsy bitsy spider gives Joe (or collarbone if dead) an itsy bitsy bite, and he DIES
Commands:
- Alexiron: null MANA: 5/8
- Asharon: null
Terrain: 20% Ash, 20% Water.
Dispenser &&& syringe &&& Glass Bottle = Potion syringe DONE
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 3/10
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = Noxious Cauldron 3/5
Wilson uses alchemical shot with a potion of Ambrosa on himself because he's taking a ton of damage.
POTION SYRINGE: A glass syringe that uses dispenser technology to fill itself with potion liquid. It can inject potions into others, but can only hold one at a time.
I stuff A Glitchy-Witchy Nuke into the Bleak's mouth. It explodes, glitching the Bleak out and teleporting him into a pool of lava, which burns the Bleak into a crisp.
A Battle Technique: Engietech Level 10: MAINFRAME, alongside a series of smacks from the Pomson 9000, knocks the Bleak out of the air. Instead of landing on the ground in the tower, the Bleak falls through a gray portal.
Roughly a minute later, the Bleak falls out of another gray portal.
Generator pulls out a Command Block on a Stick, and taps something on the buttons. He then aims it at the Bleak. "No idea what you are or who everyone else is, but I'm still going to shoot you!" He says, as multiple explosions fly out of the Command Block, blasting away at the creature's skin.
I use the ARMISTYX in LASSO SCYTHE MODE and tie both remaining Pyro's together, then forcibly murder both of them with the BRASS KNUCKLES.
If only one Pyro is left, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10 instead.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: If something lives, Decisive Strike it.
>Abathur: Spawn moar locusts! (Locust.entity: Attack weakest Pyro.)
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Mouth!
>Symbiote(Garen): Use Carapace Shield! Again.
The Brass Knuckles cave in Mariachi Joe and Collarbone's skulls in! Legion of Pyronus killed! Unfortunately, the retaliation damage kills you instantly. Your entities will still act, though.
I then, if and when I have it (time shenanigans), run it through a strange variant of 786 that multiplies things by two no matter which way you run the item, and end up with a bunch of Archenemies at around the size of the individual HALI projectors. Some tinkering allows them to process the thaumic and solar energies, in addition to the tachyonic flux resonation and I deploy the ANTAGONIST Array. ==
Artificed N-Time-Affecting Group Overclock Network Interference SKYLIGHT Type Array.
SKYLIGHT == Sealed Kappa Yesterday Limiter and Integrative Growth Hardener:Theta
It deploys to shield Wilson, and heal him. I quickly replace my HALI arrays with ANTAGONIST Arrays for added shield power, and deploy one on myself as well.
I then set all 349 to deploy a burst of tachyonic magic, which blasts the Bleak.
I'm going to have to ask you to stop using time shenanigans to justify everything. If you want a copy of The Archenemy, wait until someone gives it to you.
Lothyra then uses Antichamber on Collarbone. Then she alchemizes Gallium & Arsenic = Gallium Arsenide and Antimatter Nuke Station & Smash Ball = Antimatter Buster Station (heh).
GALLIUM ARSENIDE: A chemical compound of the elements Gallium and Arsenic that is also a semi-conductor. Electrons flow faster through gallium arsenide that through sillicon. Therefore, it could be used to build fundamentally faster (albeit much more expensive) computer chips.
MINIATURIZED DECAD: A set of ten nanomaterial D10s that are imbued with the power of nanoengineering.
COMPUTERIZED DECAD: A set of ten green D10s that are imbued with the power of software engineering.
"Um....where are we? Hey look, a mime...hi mime..."
In my confusion, I try to offer the Bleak soda by throwing cans at its mouth. But of course I picked out the wrong soda, and it's actually nitro-glisihoweveryouspellit.
You decide to drink some of the soda yourself first! You take 5 damage!
I rest my staff on the ground, and focus. As battle goes on around me, all I can see is the hand of truth. Suddenly, my eyes open, as I teleport tingle and me right behind him. I pound my staff down on the ground, and a blast radiates from underneath the hand.
Tingle starts hitting him with his hat. I really don't know what he's doing.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $288
Battlefield: I use the potion globestriker to hea Wilson with 10 potions of nectar
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 6/11
Net, it's really not my place to do so... Unless you want to offer something in return?
-Tower- Calculating measurements...
Yes, it should fit.
+24,000 HP to Wilson!
EMP DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and an unidentified substance. While wearing this, superpowered invisible defenses will be quickly forged around the wearer that will protect him from EMPs.
PROTECTION DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and a charm. While wearing this, superpowered metaphysical defenses will quickly be forged around the user that will protect him from other protection charms.
9001, you can't post twice in a row like that. Wait for someone else to post, or TWin won't count your second post.
With that said, welcome Generator!
I crack my knuckles. This is gonna get ugly.
Mokou will keep going at the Bleak's mouth. The Hand of Truth will use THE GATHERING OF THE ACOLYTES again, switching it back to the OPEN PALM OF ALL-KNOWING. Only 5 Acolytes come this time, though. Trottimus will use Salvation on the Bleak's Mouth and Tingle, dhj3max will use Reclamation on the Bleak's Mouth, and Alsmiffy will use Cleansing, also on the Mouth. All unordered AGs will attack the Bleak's mouth. Hopefully the massive damage is enough to kill it. ProofofconcepT, you can't hit the Hand from where you are!
I pull out a crate. There are obviously crate expectations regarding this crate, very crate expectations. All puns aside, if you don't expect there to be something of use in this crate I don't know what you are, but it's certainly not savvy. Savvy? The Bleak certainly isn't savvy, so it's naturaly surprised when I break the crate and pull out a ship in a bottle. I walk up to (what is presumably) The Bleak, break it right on his mouth, and grin as the ship in the bottle suddenly explodes into a full-size Pirate ship, the Black Pearl. Captain Jack Sparrow is even captaining it. Naturally, the first order is to fire Grapeshot right into the Bleak's mouth. Cannonballs ensure. I then teleport the ship away before the Bleak can retaliate. He is then attacked by random avian basketball hoop falling from the ceiling for little reason whatsoever. It then explodes for even less reason.
You fall over and the bottle flies through the air and into the mouth! The ship appears in your mouth, stretching it into two pieces! You take 8 damage!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $290
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the bleak
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 7/11
I dupe Vis and Indigo Defense and toss them to Crystal
The Shockwave Laser-Cannon deals 20,000 damage to the Bleak!
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 9/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 2/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 6/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-15, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-4, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I leap at the Legion of Pyronius, and slice it to bits with the SWORD OF CRYSTAL SWORDS. The sword is a sword, made out of more crystal swords, which are themselves made out of swords, in an infinite cycle.
Six large spires teleport onto the Battlefield, constructed out of obsidian and adorned with psiionic runes and Enderpearls. In the space between the Spires, space seemingly begins to warp itself into impossible angles, before manifesting a into large purple shape resembling the upper body of an Enderman. The Shape opens a huge pair of pink enderman eyes, summoning multiple smaller shapes.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $292
Battlefield: I shoot the blueshooter at the bleak
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 8/11
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A charm that protects against things meant to bypass or break defenses
Pocket Alchemiter with Upgrades AND Rooted Tablet AND Power to Grist Converter 1/? = An alchemiter in tablet form that runs on power and can be easily modified.
Invert (30/50) (Sun in the Shadow, +1 form Talist)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 11/11). RED SUN OVER PARADISE.
Orchid Fire (from Oblivion's Topper) > 1/1 = Corrupted Fire (Level 6: 4/7.)
Orchid Fire && Musket = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
I pull out yet another unconventional firearm in the SWORDSPLOSION!!!. What's better than firing swords that explode into more exploding swords? NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. That is what. Not now nor ever will anything defeat the beauty and manliness of firing swords that explode into more exploding swords. The Bleak doesn't believe this hard-coded in fact of existence, and I prove it to him the hard way, spraying tons of deadly swords into the Bleak's exposed mouth, which explode into three exploding swords that then explode AGAIN. This beauty, experienced firsthand, causes the Bleak to cry from the sheer beauty of it, every last face on the massive Mime monster losing composure and turning into utter sobs of beauty! The tears drown the Bleak-but not us thanks to a conveniently made wall that makes it so only the Bleak drowns. Just to be sure, I fire more swords into the Bleak from behind the wall, which explode into more swords which then explode, causing the Bleak to cry more and drown itself more. I use complicated spatial majjyks to teleport the dangerous mime tears into some unknown part of the void, and then, after the Bleak has been properly exposed to the truth, pull out the Solar Edge and drive it clean into the Bleak's mouth. Who knows, this might be some epic final blow. If so, a fanfare plays upon the Boss death. Hooray!
SOLAR EDGE: A pure white rapier that crackles with red energy and electricity. It hums with the power of the Red Sun.
Bleak killed! The sword slices straight through the Mouth, dislodging the crucial part of the Divine Hammer from the monster! The Bleak stays perfectly still for a solid minute as the sword remains stuck inside of its oral cavity, and then the Bleak speaks for the last time.
DEATH IS NOT A PUNISHMENT. TO ENTITIES, LIFE IS BUT A BLINK OF AN EYE. DEATH IS A RETURN BACK TO THEIR HOME. TO YOU, DEATH IS BUT A SLAP ON THE WRIST. ALL YOU DO IS RESPAWN. TO THE GODMODDER, DEATH SERVES AS FUEL FOR HIS FIRE, ONLY DRIVING HIM TO CONQUER MORE. BECOME MORE. ACHIEVE MORE. IN THIS WAY, DEATH WILL NOT STOP US. THIS IS THE END, DEFINITELY. BUT NOT FOR THE FUNNYMOUTH.
The Bleak's body begins to disintegrate, the mimes turning into only warped souls with no bodies. They fly through the holes in the ceiling and leave, the mimes' final sentence being only a whisper merely felt on the fringes of consciousness.
Just Passing Through && Thaumic Hub = The Thaumic Beyond 2/4
Staff of the Mind Magus && Indigo Flames = Staff of the Mind Demon 2/6
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 26/50. (+3 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 21/25. (+3 from Gutza)
I tap the Fenestrated Wand on the air, pull out a set of blocky-looking things from the resultant hole in space, and begin building with them. I create a weapon that looks almost like a sniper rifle or hand cannon, with a set of long blue blocks attached to a cannon base, a set of wide satellite dish-like blocks attached to those, and a set of smaller dish-like blocks attached to those, with a final spike at the tip. For those who don't know the spaceship building and flying game Reassembly, one faction has modular cannons, which I just recreated in 3D and ported to a man-portable form. Range upgrades, velocity/rate of fire upgrades, and a whole bunch of damage/penetration upgrades. I squeeze the trigger, and a long beam blasts out at Mariachi Joe, (Collarbone if M.J. is dead.) composed of innumerable single blasts fused into a coherent beam. I stagger backwards from the massive recoil, but manage to keep the beam on target long enough for it to tunnel through Mariachi Joe's (Collarbone's if M.J. is dead) head.
Hmh. Fenestrated Blade? Everysword? A copy of the result?
I duplicate all three of those and have them ready.
Following that, I pull out a shovel. But not just any shovel. Inpure's resource-loading-system-beating shovel. I beat Minecraft's resource loading system (server-side) until it loads a Wither Skull that impacts the Bleak. This takes a while and produces all manner of strange things due to the inherently random nature of the procedure, and I captchalogue the results. I inspect any cool stuff I get. Or any uncool stuff I get. In general, all the stuff I get. (Pick a couple of, or as many as you think are reasonable, things at random)
I then summon up the SWORD OF CRYSTAL SWORDS using the Everysword, and make the SWORD OF FENESTRATED BLADES instead. I then summon up all the places I can, and slice the Bleak with all of those at once, nigh-instantaneously zapping it in to 3636450132845528348 places for 30 minutes each in short succession, which are all hostile to the Bleak's continued existence. I then pull out the real Fenestrated Blade and stab the Bleak into the Plane of Painfully Pane-full Painful Painy Pane Pain Plane, at which point it has to eat terrible airplane food in addition to the normal hazards of the plane's plane.
Considering the Pyros are probably dead, I tap into the power of Yggdrasil to cause a storm of blossoms to fill the area, healing heavily wounded allies.
Commands:
- Alexiron: null MANA: 5/8
- Asharon: null
Terrain: 20% Ash, 20% Water.
Potion of Zeus +1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 4/10
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = Noxious Cauldron 4/5
Wilson flinches as Generator's Airship crashes into the side of the tower and turns to look at the person walking away from the wreckage.
Hey look, a new friend! Well, maybe. Maybe not. But you seem nice enough. Hey, its dangerous to crash land somewhere alone! Take this!
He pulls out Diablo from his ender pouch and tosses it, spinning across the floor, towards Generator_Of_Cubes. Finally, I found someone who I can pawn it off to Can use it to its fullest.
Wilson: Named after the scientist of Don't Starve. A small enchanted Fennec fox who is my main RP outlet. Currently summoned as possibly the most complex entity the game has ever know. An alchemist and one of the less psychopathic and/or insane characters. Blah blah blah, backstory stuff, blah blah blah, thanatophobia, blah blah blah, stuff that would take way too long to explain and isn't all that relevant.
Wilson uses alchemical shot with a potion of Ambrosa on himself because he's taking a ton of damage Alsmify.
Some balloons appear around Tingle that pop! Instead of being filled with helium, they're filled with bad grammar, and Tingle is assaulted with the woes of people who used your instead of you're, their instead of there instead of they're, and other such tragedies! 8,000 damage!
DREAMER'S AMULET: An indigo amulet that simulates the effects of sleep even when one is awake. This will allow the wearer to have lucid dreams even while in the waking world.
Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 4/9
Who is this false meme god. The meme god is already here. You are a false meme god, your powers are nothing in comparison to mine. My energy comes only partially from the meme stones. My true energy comes from the meme dimension, of which only a true meme god can tap into its power. I use some of this boundless energy to make a KAMEMEHAMEMEHA with a power level of over 9000. This meme is amplified by its own memeiness, and fires at all of Memia and their entimemes.
Just Passing Through && Thaumic Hub = The Thaumic Beyond 4/4 COMPLETE!
Staff of the Mind Magus && Indigo Flames = Staff of the Mind Demon 4/6
I alchemize Pocket Alchemiter && Upgraded Alchemiter Image = Pocket Current Alchemiter 1/1.
I also preview Pocket Current Alchemiter || Gloves, both name and description. If I remember correctly, this should make gloves with all the functions of the Alchemiter.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 28/50. ()
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 23/25. ()
Seeing nothing else really to do, I place down the Ultracircle and channel power directly into its magical geometries, forming a shield around myself.
I also command Flandre to attack the Bleak. Because really, what else is there to do?
THE THAUMIC BEYOND: A modified version of Just Passing Through that posses a Thaumic Hub which contains four Ea Mechanisms, two Thaumonomitrons, an Ultracircle, and several Magical Apparati.
Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 4/9
The memeblade is done. I hold it in my hands, and infuse my own meme power into it. I run up to memia and stab them with it. I then make them watch as a I stab each of the entities with it, siphoning their meme life energy. BOW, FALSE MEME GOD!
HIGHBLOOD MEMEBLADE: A powerful longsword that alternates between fuchisa and indigo colors. The strength of high psionic powers ripple from within, as do the pure unadulterated power of dank memes.
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (Level 10: 1/11)
THE SPEAKERS: A set of two golden wands that are covered in a soft black substance. Intricate clockwork-based speaker technology is set around the wands and is covered by the black substance, causing the wands to eternally hum. The wands can modify reality itself by creating sound where there is none. They can create any sound and modify existing ones, so someone can say something completely opposite to what they meant to say. The wands can even create sound in space, and can modulate the volume of sound to create piercing words that cause ears to bleed.
I fire my falcon PAUNCHES at the Bleak mouth , and if I can't I target the Bleaks weakest targetable part. These are both FALCON PAUNCHES and punches from a falcon. which buffs babphsee's character memia and deals parody points to the bleak. I then summon 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dave striders and create an irony_sploshion that stuns , weakens , burns , depresses and mesmerizes the Bleak. This happens so fast the Godmodder didn't have time to do anything , not even blink. I then enter a dimension for what seems to be seconds where I learn how to remove the 4rth through 10nth wall
Generator grabs the scythe. "Thanks! This looks very important." He charges the Bleak and slashes down the weapon at its head, cleaving into it like a knife through butter.
Still confused, I look up SkyDoesMinecraft videos after hearing "butter." I accidentally type in "BleakDoesDiecraft" and somehow this makes the Bleak get hurt.
First thing I do is wonder how I awaken Yggdrasil's roots. Do I poke them? Water them? What? If I take a very broad definition of "awaken" then simply slapping them and yelling should work. So that's exactly what I do. I slap the roots until they mumble about how they don't wanna go to school and sit up like a good little child ready to go to school.
You can awaken the Roots by moving near them! It's a gradual process though, but it looks to be finishing this turn...
The Bleak, having been completely disintegrated, is no more. The Godmodder begrudgingly watches the whole thing, but gazes up at the sky. Although the sky is completely normal, he smiles as if he sees something you don't. There's a flash of red and the mechanism for the Divine Hammer is in Split's hands. The Godmodder realizes that the final battle against the Bleak was so epic that he forgot to secure the mechanism! Just as he rushes to retrieve it from Split, the entire hammer snaps together and the Godmodder is knocked backwards!
The full hammer radiates with power, its mechanisms whirring at top speed like gears on overdrive! Its two heads vibrate like the heads of Fear No Anvil, and the power to shape the world comes from within. The hammer points itself at the Divinium Pillar the Godmodder built to trap the Key! It starts to glow with indescribable power, power none of you have felt before! And then, materializing at the very spot the Hammer stands is...
...Notch.
The Godmodder stares in shock.
GODMODDER: Markus... NOTCH: Richard.
The Divine Hammer equips itself in Notch's right hand.
NOTCH: I refuse to call you by the last name you have given yourself. You are no brother of mine. NOTCH: It's time we finish what you started back during that Great Hack.
The Godmodder grins, equipping his Banhammer.
GODMODDER: Heh. You're still up for that duel? NOTCH: You know it. Two old-timers, finally ready to see who's the best. NOTCH: This reminds me too much of the fate of that rogue NPC... The Psi-Godmodder. You were there for that, remember? GODMODDER: Of course. That's what started this mess. Except this time, the ending will be different! You aren't beating me. You're not opening this pillar. I'M going to find a way to DESTROY this thing...
The Godmodder leaps up to smite Notch with his hammer.
GODMODDER: AND THE OPERATION WILL RULE FOREVER!
The hammer slams into the floor as Notch barely dodges it. The two quickly become engaged in a clash of wills, apparently determined to finish a battle that started all too long ago and was never finished. Notch points to the Divinium Pillar, urging you all towards it. You all run towards it while the duel wages its way across the room, but the Godmodder flashsteps right in front of the Divinium Pillar and sets up a wall of Charged Creepers that explode and send all of you backwards!
GODMODDER: I don't THINK SO!
Notch runs towards all of you while simultaneously fighting back the Godmodder.
NOTCH: I know we've met on better terms, but now I really need your help instead of the other way around, like all the way back in the beginning when that player summoned me here and ascended... NOTCH: I need you all to help me distract the Godmodder, otherwise I'll never be able to get a clear shot on him! Just think of ways to get him off of my back so I can destroy that pillar, alright? NOTCH: Now, go!
Just as Notch finishes saying that, a dump truck falls from the sky and dumps thousands of Godmodder Decoys onto everyone! You all quickly run out of the way before a series of explosions occur that rock the Tower to its core... You all form a ring around the Godmodder and Notch! It looks like it's time for a final duel!
The Legion of Pyronus has been defeated, and those of you near the Roots of Yggdrasil watch every Root become fully Awakened! They surge with golden powers and shine brightly, growing exponentially and bursting through the ceiling of the chamber! The roots cut through stone, gravel, ore, and dirt, making their way towards the surface! The three roots end up exploding out of the ground and snake their way up the Tower, forming a helical pattern as they ensnare it in a vice grip.
On the top floor, there is a sudden lurch as the roots make their way up to the final floors. The roots appear to be sucking the very life out of the Tower, metaphorically of course. But they're definitely doing something! The Tower is being crushed by their power, and the top of the Tower begins to tip over as the roots do so... Everyone in Team Excavate notices a little room adjacent to the huge chamber and runs towards it, the entities coming as well!
It looks like a rest room for the Legion of Pyronus, and it contains a network of teleporters! You all take it to the top of the Tower and meet up with Team Excelsior in this way! The two teams united at last, Team Excavate forms another ring around the Godmodder, who is now completely surrounded...
How to Play:
Just a heads-up; we are soon approaching the final battle, where all your shiny entities and charges will become irrelevant. I wouldn't suggest starting anything big right now, and I would suggest using anything you have stored. Until the final battle begins, this will sort of be a final return to the "old days", so any attacks towards the godmodder will be countered "appropriately"!
That was a quote from TT2000, the turn before the endgame of the original Destroy the Godmodder. And at long last, that quote is relevant now. In case it wasn't obvious, this is the last leg of the Trial. After this, it's the final battle, the end of days, you name it, this is it. But this is quite a climactic battle, too! The Godmodder and Notch finally meeting again...!
Anyway, this is definitely a return to the old days in that your task is to try to think of the most original attacks possible and fling them at the Godmodder. I don't care what sort of attack you use, any and all are welcome, EVEN CHARGED ATTACKS, which I previously said would never be able to work! But of course, the Godmodder can't take any damage from them... Thankfully, your goal isn't to have the Godmodder take damage! You're acting as a distraction! With every attack, the Godmodder will become more and more distracted trying to keep track of all of them and duel the psuedo-creator of the universe, Notch!
If you overwhelm the Godmodder with enough powerful attacks, Notch will be able to finish him off and claim the Key!
So yeah, let's be real here. I would not suggest starting any charges, and if any of you have any charges stored, now is the time to use them. In addition, there will be a global trade of Spoils of War soon, so if you want a particular Spoil, now's the time to start thinking about it! Tazz set up a list on the Forge that's keeping track of what players want, so feel free to contribute.
Also keep in mind this: I recently finished the art for the last Homestuck-centric storypost, and I'm typing up the writing. That will be up shortly, but what I need to do NOW is the huge storydump for Trial 6. That will definitely take a while, so there will be a break in between the end of Trial 5 and Trial 6. Plus I need to get the Echeladder up to date...
Alright, enough monologuing. Do you have what it takes... to Distract the Godmodder?!
The Itinerary:
> All: Distract the Godmodder with your most powerful attacks!
Peaceful Grove: III All allied debuffs go down twice as fast. All allied entities are healed for +5,000 HP.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 3/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Incarnation: [???] HP: 60,000/75,000.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 87%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 97,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Notch: [AG] HP: 20/20. Possesses the Divine Hammer. Dueling the Godmodder.
Wilson: [AG] HP: 133,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 0%. State: 0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 54,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 1,905,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Sign of True Victory. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 48,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 44,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Garen: [AG] HP: 46,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Regen: IIIII Has a Symbiote.
"You can't edit the skins of other Minecraft accounts, so you fail to
remove a pixel off of the Godmodder's hat layer! The entire attack fails
as a result!"
It was not an full attack it was independant actions and none of them needed the success of the previous one admit it the truth is that you dislike badly written text which is normal but else your argument is incorrect since you can see absolutely nothing needed to steal an pixel absolutely no attack was related to other in any way and there is three attacks:1:writing germinal 2:giving an non trapped top hat and 3:make the godmodder be caught in alcohol the third part needed only the creation of the top-hat and the godmodder did not needed to accept it in fact I did not even needed to try to give it and none of them were supposed to deal damage there were supposed only to make sfx.
so do not say the attacks all fails because of the first one which is uncorrelated from others but say instead that it is messy and badly written and so that you did not wanted to read all because it was an waste of time
I continue cooking an cake looking like an castle because there is never
enough cake 4/5.(an item creation and an building summon)
and I continue summoning an tasty spiral of cakes 3/??(how long should it take thinking of the cakeness of the summon)
I try to use the orb of food on tingle for seeing if there is more cake.
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 10/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program 3/5
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 7/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-16, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-7, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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My Action: "Time to summon the worst trolls in existance." I summon several thousand Pricey12345 clones (which do not need a soul because they have none), then have them unleash horribly thought out and horribly broken attacks at the godmodder. The godmodder kills several dozen clones in the first round, but they out-swarm him, then unleash "speed hacks" (aka taking 10 actions per round when the normal limit is 3) to evade all incoming fire and counter-godmod the godmodder. The godmodder, in desperation, uses the Banhammer to ban all the clones, but is locked out when the clones just ignore the ban somehow and it ends up making it as if the ban never happened. The godmodder only survives because his Anti-Pricey12345 turret shows up just before he is overwhelmed. And in case you really have no clue who he is, lets make one thing clear: he is a NASTY internet troll.
SCP-2317 Action: "I want that key. With the godmodder distracted, it should be easy." I attempt to use the fact that I am a God Of Destruction to unleash a concentrated destruction bolt to break the Divinium Pillar. Naturally, it fails. "Damn! The defenses are too strong! But there is one thing that can still work..." I call on memories I inherited from Crusher48, specifically those on the Weath Ray. The Weath Ray is designed to have enough power to breach ANYTHING, even a pillar made out of Bedrock, Barriers, Divinium, or what have you. After all, it was based on an SCP Foundation design for destroying indestructible entities (in fact, I think they just used it to terminate SCP-682). Problem is, the only organization that currently possesses them is the Fleetmind, and they would probably have enough power to vaporize me in one hit if they seriously had to, making it nearly impossible to hijack from them. I attempt to find a solution to this problem, and find one: I can concentrate my energy to create my own Weath Ray blast. The only issue is the OP Scale. I need enough power to actually be able to do this. I remember the fact that since I cast a Curse on Pricey to trap him in an infinite respawn loop to give me his soul several dozen times over, this also applies to the Pricey clones. However, the clones have no soul, so that doesn't work. I need another source of power, so I cast the Curse of The Holocaust, trapping all the Jewish players in an infinite respawn loop that actually gives me souls. I then also go forward in time to right before the charges are made worthless and grab all the unused charges before they expire so that I have additional power.
With that power issue out of the way, I summon all my power to summon a Weath Ray system made out of pure energy, and manage to keep it stable for long enough to fire right at the Key. "You fools thought I was allied with you? I was just waiting for the chance to crash the server. With the Key gone, the Narrative will fail, and the server cannot survive without it." However, the Key is still there. Though the blast punched right through the Divinium Pillar as expected, the Narrative managed to concentrate ALL of the plot armor and somehow let the Key itself survive, making this only slightly derailing to the plot. However, I use telekinesis to grab the Key myself, as well as the Narrative contained inside it. "Alright, Godmodder, metaphor time. This train, is the plot. The force field around it is The Narrative, which tries to stop attempts to derail the train. is this force field. Normally, it works fairly well. But this Weath Ray cannon is more powerful than the Narrative, and punches right through it, shattering the force field. But instead of derailing the train, I am hijacking it. The Narrative is mine. With my control of the plot, you cannot stop me."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Ok, so here's the deal with my charged stuffs; I have the RPLS-SH fully charged, with roughly 200 posts of upgrades and using a 10 post charge as ammo. I have the A/E-IC, which is an alternate form of ammunition for the RPLS-SH, some 50 posts charged from a separate module of said that has a good 120+ posts in it, along with all twelve Eldritch Beta Troll Alchemies. Aside from that, I have four 50 post attacks, some of them completed and stored a while ago, which have no theme assigned to them. All of these, assuming I cannot save them further, I'll be using in this battle. I do not, however, have the time to write all that out just now, so PLZ NO TWINJA.
Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (summons monsters to do my bidding that are represented by Unicode characters) (1/?)
Action
I pull out a graphing puzzle and force the Godmodder to solve it:
1. Beginning at (0, 0), draw a line up 12 units.
2. Then draw a line 3 units in the +x direction.
3. With a compass, place your needle on (3, 9) and your pencil on (3, 12) and swivel around 180 degrees clockwise.
4. Draw a line 3 units in the left direction from where you ended your swivel.
5. Draw a straight line with its endpoints at (3, 6) and (6, 0).
6. Next, move to (6, 0). Draw a line to (8, 0).
7. Draw a perpendicular segment on the line that bisects the line you just drew, spanning from y = 0 to y = 12.
8. Draw a line of equal length and orientation to the line in step 6 on the line y = 12.
9. Draw an arc with its center at (18, 8) spanning 180 degrees counterclockwise from the +x direction.
10. Draw another arc mirrored from the arc in part 9 across the line y = 6.
11. Join the left sides of the arcs with a straight line.
12. Draw a line identical to the line in part 7, on the line x = 24.
13. Draw another line identical to the line in part 7, on the line x = 30.
14. Connect the midpoints of the two lines you just drew.
15. Draw a line from (32, 0) to (36, 12).
16. Draw a line from (36, 12) to (40, 0).
17. Connect the midpoints of the two lines you just drew.
18. Replicate the result of steps 1 to 5, shifted 42 units to the right.
19. Draw a line 12 units up from (50, 0).
20. Draw two segments parallel to each other, one starting at (50, 0) and the other starting at (50, 12).
21. Draw two arcs of 90 degrees starting from the endpoints of the two segments spanning 90 degrees and ending at (56, 3) for the lower part and (56, 9) for the upper part.
22. With the center at (3, -3), draw an arc spanning 270 degrees in the counterclockwise direction from the point (6, -3).
23. Reposition your center to (3, -9) and draw another arc spanning 270 degrees in the clockwise direction.
24. Draw two parallel vertical lines of 9 units each, starting at (8, 0) and (14, 0).
25. Connect the parallel vertical lines at the bottom with a semicircular arc that opens upward.
26. Draw two intersecting lines symmetrical along the line x = 19, with their endpoints on the four corners of a rectangle 6 units wide and 12 units tall with its upper edge on the x-axis.
It produces the text "RICHARD SUX". While the Godmodder rages over this, I pull out a Befunge esolangtal and have it attack the Godmodder with Befunge damage.
My Action: "Remember those Chuck Norris Stims I still have from the first game? Yeah I still have them." I inject Notch with Chuck Norris Stims. Normally, anyone using Chuck Norris Stims would be anhillated by the ACN Turret (in fact, they were better used to make the ACN Turret shoot at a target than as a buff effect, though they did contribute to his death the first time after the ACN Turret was destroyed). However, I can use The Narrative's power to render the ACN Turret useless. Because this trial is supposed to end in a climactic battle between Notch and The Godmodder, the ACN Turret cannot just shoot Notch down because that ruins the plot. Unless SCP-2317 actually took over The Narrative like he claims to have done, but I would not believe that delusional idiot.
SCP-2317 Action: I call upon the combined energies of The Hijacked Narrative and the Future Charges. I then use Weath Rays to surgically remove a portion of the Paanuri (which was already disrupted by the teleport-based Weath Ray blast last attack) and place it in an Anomaly Hammer I just called up, giving it extreme weight. I then cover the area in total darkness so I can call upon SCP-173's super speed ability (the same one it uses to neck snap things). However, instead of using that ability to neck snap, I use it with my Anomaly Hammer to slam into the Godmodder from all sides several hundred times in the blink of an eye for massive damage (even if one attack misses I simply go for the next hit), each hit being powerful enough to break his bones and slam him several hundred meters out into the air independently (but that doesn't happen because of the combo effect). I finish the massive combo by gaining height, then super-speeding up to insane speeds to turn my final hammer strike into a hit powerful enough to slam the godmodder back down through all the floors of the tower into the roots of Ygraddil or whatever. I then replace Notch in the duel, because Crusher48 was stupid enough to think I was not powerful enough to hijack The Narrative (I was, you idiot!)
"Alright, it's time to finish this!...even though I just got here and don't really know what's going on." Generator says. He pulls out his command block and hooks it up to a clock, which spams the Godmodder with /title commands saying "NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB" in bold letters. While this distracts Richard, he sneaks up from behind and slashes out with his scythe, quickly retreating.
Hank pulls out the emerald nova, and the nether spire, he sticks the nether spire into the spot where the emerald nova's ammo usually goes, and in a massive combo lightning-firestorm, sprays massive amounts of destructive energy everywhere.
Eric reaches into his cloak and pulls out two weapons. The mini pistol from MIB, and the Terra Blade, from Terraria.
Empower
Using this ability, Eric begins bounces among the godmodder clones, using the pistol to launch himself between groups, as well as to blow up groups of the decoys as well, using the terra blade to cleave a path of destruction as he flies.
And then the TARDIS rises up, spinning...
And the doors open up, the following being announced through the speaker system.
Present for you Richard!!!
The energy obliterator, having charged up passively since the end of Act 2, fires, tearing a massive hole straight through EVERYTHING.
And then it fires again, and again, and again.
The most powerful laser cannon used without OP scale nerfing in the history of DTG, now being used in wave-motion gun fashion, due to sheer amount of overcharge time.
Everyone turns as this message goes out in the chat.
Massive ladders and ramps unfold up to the top of the tower from below.
Godcraft is liberating itself.
Although no match for the godmodder himself, decoys...
Those might have a harder time against the elite of Godcraft. And there are many.
The SS Omega itself, booted right out of the Creative server, rises into view, unleashing its many cannons upon the decoys of the godmodder, followed by a number of other weapons and ships assembled through the use of alchemized items and assorted weaponry, combined with the fighting power of every single player that can get up the ramps. And when they go down, someone else takes their place. And endless onslaught of angry players, equipped with the best the alchemiter has to offer.
By this point in time, the energy obliterator has run out of power.
So the firing team takes their turn.
The form of the TARDIS shifts... Look like someone fixed the chameleon circuit. It transforms into a massive gunship, the open side revealing the center room being full of lots of people with ranged attacks of different kinds, and a firestorm of bullets, arrows, explosives, magic missiles, other spells and assorted attacks rains down upon the decoys.
Hank jumps up, and with some fiddly time shenanigans in the inner mechanisms of the TARDIS, reloads the emerald nova, and joins the rest of the group in spraying projectiles everywhere.
I think that's good enough for my attack, since I can't post after right now.
DONE Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = Highblood Memeblade 11/11
Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 4/9
The memeblade is done. I hold it in my hands, and infuse my own meme power into it. I run up to memia and stab them with it. I then make them watch as a I stab each of the entities with it, siphoning their meme life energy. BOW, FALSE MEME GOD!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (1/11)
Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (5/11)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (11/11)
I fire my falcon PAUNCHES at the Bleak mouth , and if I can't I target the Bleaks weakest targetable part. These are both FALCON PAUNCHES and punches from a falcon. which buffs babphsee's character memia and deals parody points to the bleak. I then summon 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Dave striders and create an irony_sploshion that stuns , weakens , burns , depresses and mesmerizes the Bleak. This happens so fast the Godmodder didn't have time to do anything , not even blink. I then enter a dimension for what seems to be seconds where I learn how to remove the 4rth through 10nth wall
3/3
Generator grabs the scythe. "Thanks! This looks very important." He charges the Bleak and slashes down the weapon at its head, cleaving into it like a knife through butter.
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"Heh...butter..."
Still confused, I look up SkyDoesMinecraft videos after hearing "butter." I accidentally type in "BleakDoesDiecraft" and somehow this makes the Bleak get hurt.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Welp both of you are here now
1ST POST
First thing I do is wonder how I awaken Yggdrasil's roots. Do I poke them? Water them? What? If I take a very broad definition of "awaken" then simply slapping them and yelling should work. So that's exactly what I do. I slap the roots until they mumble about how they don't wanna go to school and sit up like a good little child ready to go to school.
He scream
You stand near a root and its Awakening gets raised at the EOT. I recommend moving to Root B right now.
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0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
You respawn, but fail to do anything else!
Cooking >o< Altar = Orb of Food (Level 2: 1/3)
You can't edit the skins of other Minecraft accounts, so you fail to remove a pixel off of the Godmodder's hat layer! The entire attack fails as a result!
You respawn.
8,000 damage to the Mouth!
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program (Level 4: 1/5)
3,000 damage to Split!
5-6-4-2-7-8-6-8
Pink lightning arcs around the Bleak, and several of his souls are fused together to create unholy abominations of souls! They quickly burn their life forces out, and the Mouth loses 9,000 HP due to soul-loss!
Other forum games can't interact with Destroy the Godmodder 2! Therefore, any characters you've RPed as in other forum games and any items you've obtained from other forum games are rendered null and void. Netpatham ran into a similar problem.
Hey! The advice that others have given you will serve you well. Read the OP, it contains the basics. Since you joined Team Excelsior, make sure to target the Bleak!
You're at the base of the Tower, the Godmodder's sole remaining safe spot. Since you have chosen to join Team Excelsior, you find yourself at the top of the Tower instead, having been teleported there.
You respawn.
5,000 damage to Mariachi Joe!
POTION SYRINGE: A glass syringe that uses dispenser technology to fill itself with potion liquid. It can inject potions into others, but can only hold one at a time.
3,000 damage to Mariachi Joe!
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
You respawn.
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ENGIETECH - MAINFRAME
20,000 damage to the Mouth!
4,000 damage to the Mouth!
The Brass Knuckles cave in Mariachi Joe and Collarbone's skulls in! Legion of Pyronus killed! Unfortunately, the retaliation damage kills you instantly. Your entities will still act, though.
I'm going to have to ask you to stop using time shenanigans to justify everything. If you want a copy of The Archenemy, wait until someone gives it to you.
It's a bit too late for that...
Pocket Alchemiter && Current Alchemiter Captcharoid = Upgraded Pocket Alchemiter
UPGRADED POCKET ALCHEMITER: A Pocket Alchemiter with all the upgrades that the current Alchemiter has.
You protect yourself from attack!
MINIATURIZED DECAD: A set of ten nanomaterial D10s that are imbued with the power of nanoengineering.
COMPUTERIZED DECAD: A set of ten green D10s that are imbued with the power of software engineering.
You think?
Gallium && Arsenic = Gallium Arsenide (Level 2: 1/3)
Antimatter Nuke Station && Smash Ball = Antimatter Buster Station (Level 10: 1/11)
You decide to drink some of the soda yourself first! You take 5 damage!
Void Gem && Obsidian Staff = Voidmetal Staff (Level 4: 1/5)
You cannot interact with Team Excelsior! Tingle can, though.
+24,000 HP to Wilson!
EMP DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and an unidentified substance. While wearing this, superpowered invisible defenses will be quickly forged around the wearer that will protect him from EMPs.
PROTECTION DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and a charm. While wearing this, superpowered metaphysical defenses will quickly be forged around the user that will protect him from other protection charms.
You fall over and the bottle flies through the air and into the mouth! The ship appears in your mouth, stretching it into two pieces! You take 8 damage!
You end up covering your own mouth in duct tape! The pain is excruciating! 6 damage!
-3 Strength to the Pa'anuri Fragment!
You aim off to the side and the lasers bounce across the room, hitting you through the chest! 4 damage to you!
The Shockwave Laser-Cannon deals 20,000 damage to the Bleak!
You steal all of your own luck, and a portion of the ceiling gives way, crushing you! You take 10 damage!
So, is this an entity?
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ENDER'S CALL - DRAGONBORN
20,000 damage to the Mouth!
+3,000 HP to Wilson!
GLASS BOX: A glass box that can contain any kind of liquid in existence safely.
DREAM POWDER: Scintillating indigo powder that appears to be made of the essence of dreams.
Psiichip && Pale Liquid = Psiiswitch (Level 4: 1/5)
Nightmare Amulet > 1/1 = Dreamer's Amulet (Level 2: 1/3)
12,000 damage to the Mouth!
Mold Breaker™ && Protection Charm && Azure Essence = Defense Breaker Defense (Level 10: 1/11)
Upgraded Pocket Alchemiter && Rooted Tablet && Power-to-Grist Convertor = Tablet Alchemiter
TABLET ALCHEMITER: An alchemiter in tablet form that runs on power and can be easily modified.
+1,000 HP to Flandre, Wilson, and djh3max!
Nothing happens!
SOLAR EDGE: A pure white rapier that crackles with red energy and electricity. It hums with the power of the Red Sun.
Bleak killed! The sword slices straight through the Mouth, dislodging the crucial part of the Divine Hammer from the monster! The Bleak stays perfectly still for a solid minute as the sword remains stuck inside of its oral cavity, and then the Bleak speaks for the last time.
DEATH IS NOT A PUNISHMENT.
TO ENTITIES, LIFE IS BUT A BLINK OF AN EYE. DEATH IS A RETURN BACK TO THEIR HOME.
TO YOU, DEATH IS BUT A SLAP ON THE WRIST. ALL YOU DO IS RESPAWN.
TO THE GODMODDER, DEATH SERVES AS FUEL FOR HIS FIRE, ONLY DRIVING HIM TO CONQUER MORE. BECOME MORE. ACHIEVE MORE.
IN THIS WAY, DEATH WILL NOT STOP US. THIS IS THE END, DEFINITELY. BUT NOT FOR THE FUNNYMOUTH.
The Bleak's body begins to disintegrate, the mimes turning into only warped souls with no bodies. They fly through the holes in the ceiling and leave, the mimes' final sentence being only a whisper merely felt on the fringes of consciousness.
this is the beginning.
The fanfare plays, but it is muted and dull.
Nothing happens...
+5,000 HP to alsmiffy!
Biumbra's Pistols >= Rewriter =< Biumbra's Blasters
+4,000 HP to alsmiffy!
+4,000 HP to Wilson!
+5,000 HP to Garen!
5-8-4-8-4-1-4-4
Some balloons appear around Tingle that pop! Instead of being filled with helium, they're filled with bad grammar, and Tingle is assaulted with the woes of people who used your instead of you're, their instead of there instead of they're, and other such tragedies! 8,000 damage!
Double-Edged Sword && Nightpearl && Nightmare Fuel = Night's Edge (Level 4: 1/5)
DREAMER'S AMULET: An indigo amulet that simulates the effects of sleep even when one is awake. This will allow the wearer to have lucid dreams even while in the waking world.
You can only have three charges going on at once!
You move to Root B!
THE THAUMIC BEYOND: A modified version of Just Passing Through that posses a Thaumic Hub which contains four Ea Mechanisms, two Thaumonomitrons, an Ultracircle, and several Magical Apparati.
Pocket Alchemiter && Upgraded Alchemiter Image = Upgraded Pocket Alchemiter
UPGRADED POCKET ALCHEMITER: Yep.
Upgraded Pocket Alchemiter || Gloves = Upgraded Alchegloves
UPGRADED ALCHEGLOVES: A set of gloves that have all the functions of the Alchemiter!
You protect yourself!
HIGHBLOOD MEMEBLADE: A powerful longsword that alternates between fuchisa and indigo colors. The strength of high psionic powers ripple from within, as do the pure unadulterated power of dank memes.
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (Level 10: 1/11)
THE SPEAKERS: A set of two golden wands that are covered in a soft black substance. Intricate clockwork-based speaker technology is set around the wands and is covered by the black substance, causing the wands to eternally hum. The wands can modify reality itself by creating sound where there is none. They can create any sound and modify existing ones, so someone can say something completely opposite to what they meant to say. The wands can even create sound in space, and can modulate the volume of sound to create piercing words that cause ears to bleed.
The Godmodder wonders what Falcon Paunches are.
You can awaken the Roots by moving near them! It's a gradual process though, but it looks to be finishing this turn...
The Bleak, having been completely disintegrated, is no more. The Godmodder begrudgingly watches the whole thing, but gazes up at the sky. Although the sky is completely normal, he smiles as if he sees something you don't. There's a flash of red and the mechanism for the Divine Hammer is in Split's hands. The Godmodder realizes that the final battle against the Bleak was so epic that he forgot to secure the mechanism! Just as he rushes to retrieve it from Split, the entire hammer snaps together and the Godmodder is knocked backwards!
The full hammer radiates with power, its mechanisms whirring at top speed like gears on overdrive! Its two heads vibrate like the heads of Fear No Anvil, and the power to shape the world comes from within. The hammer points itself at the Divinium Pillar the Godmodder built to trap the Key! It starts to glow with indescribable power, power none of you have felt before! And then, materializing at the very spot the Hammer stands is...
...Notch.
The Godmodder stares in shock.
GODMODDER: Markus...
NOTCH: Richard.
The Divine Hammer equips itself in Notch's right hand.
NOTCH: I refuse to call you by the last name you have given yourself. You are no brother of mine.
NOTCH: It's time we finish what you started back during that Great Hack.
The Godmodder grins, equipping his Banhammer.
GODMODDER: Heh. You're still up for that duel?
NOTCH: You know it. Two old-timers, finally ready to see who's the best.
NOTCH: This reminds me too much of the fate of that rogue NPC... The Psi-Godmodder. You were there for that, remember?
GODMODDER: Of course. That's what started this mess. Except this time, the ending will be different! You aren't beating me. You're not opening this pillar. I'M going to find a way to DESTROY this thing...
The Godmodder leaps up to smite Notch with his hammer.
GODMODDER: AND THE OPERATION WILL RULE FOREVER!
The hammer slams into the floor as Notch barely dodges it. The two quickly become engaged in a clash of wills, apparently determined to finish a battle that started all too long ago and was never finished. Notch points to the Divinium Pillar, urging you all towards it. You all run towards it while the duel wages its way across the room, but the Godmodder flashsteps right in front of the Divinium Pillar and sets up a wall of Charged Creepers that explode and send all of you backwards!
GODMODDER: I don't THINK SO!
Notch runs towards all of you while simultaneously fighting back the Godmodder.
NOTCH: I know we've met on better terms, but now I really need your help instead of the other way around, like all the way back in the beginning when that player summoned me here and ascended...
NOTCH: I need you all to help me distract the Godmodder, otherwise I'll never be able to get a clear shot on him! Just think of ways to get him off of my back so I can destroy that pillar, alright?
NOTCH: Now, go!
Just as Notch finishes saying that, a dump truck falls from the sky and dumps thousands of Godmodder Decoys onto everyone! You all quickly run out of the way before a series of explosions occur that rock the Tower to its core... You all form a ring around the Godmodder and Notch! It looks like it's time for a final duel!
The Legion of Pyronus has been defeated, and those of you near the Roots of Yggdrasil watch every Root become fully Awakened! They surge with golden powers and shine brightly, growing exponentially and bursting through the ceiling of the chamber! The roots cut through stone, gravel, ore, and dirt, making their way towards the surface! The three roots end up exploding out of the ground and snake their way up the Tower, forming a helical pattern as they ensnare it in a vice grip.
On the top floor, there is a sudden lurch as the roots make their way up to the final floors. The roots appear to be sucking the very life out of the Tower, metaphorically of course. But they're definitely doing something! The Tower is being crushed by their power, and the top of the Tower begins to tip over as the roots do so... Everyone in Team Excavate notices a little room adjacent to the huge chamber and runs towards it, the entities coming as well!
It looks like a rest room for the Legion of Pyronus, and it contains a network of teleporters! You all take it to the top of the Tower and meet up with Team Excelsior in this way! The two teams united at last, Team Excavate forms another ring around the Godmodder, who is now completely surrounded...
How to Play:
Just a heads-up; we are soon approaching the final battle, where all your shiny entities and charges will become irrelevant. I wouldn't suggest starting anything big right now, and I would suggest using anything you have stored. Until the final battle begins, this will sort of be a final return to the "old days", so any attacks towards the godmodder will be countered "appropriately"!
That was a quote from TT2000, the turn before the endgame of the original Destroy the Godmodder. And at long last, that quote is relevant now. In case it wasn't obvious, this is the last leg of the Trial. After this, it's the final battle, the end of days, you name it, this is it. But this is quite a climactic battle, too! The Godmodder and Notch finally meeting again...!
Anyway, this is definitely a return to the old days in that your task is to try to think of the most original attacks possible and fling them at the Godmodder. I don't care what sort of attack you use, any and all are welcome, EVEN CHARGED ATTACKS, which I previously said would never be able to work! But of course, the Godmodder can't take any damage from them... Thankfully, your goal isn't to have the Godmodder take damage! You're acting as a distraction! With every attack, the Godmodder will become more and more distracted trying to keep track of all of them and duel the psuedo-creator of the universe, Notch!
If you overwhelm the Godmodder with enough powerful attacks, Notch will be able to finish him off and claim the Key!
So yeah, let's be real here. I would not suggest starting any charges, and if any of you have any charges stored, now is the time to use them. In addition, there will be a global trade of Spoils of War soon, so if you want a particular Spoil, now's the time to start thinking about it! Tazz set up a list on the Forge that's keeping track of what players want, so feel free to contribute.
Also keep in mind this: I recently finished the art for the last Homestuck-centric storypost, and I'm typing up the writing. That will be up shortly, but what I need to do NOW is the huge storydump for Trial 6. That will definitely take a while, so there will be a break in between the end of Trial 5 and Trial 6. Plus I need to get the Echeladder up to date...
Alright, enough monologuing. Do you have what it takes... to Distract the Godmodder?!
The Itinerary:
> All: Distract the Godmodder with your most powerful attacks!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 7,418,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 11
Team Excelsior
Peaceful Grove: III All allied debuffs go down twice as fast. All allied entities are healed for +5,000 HP.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 3/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
babysphee: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Generator_of_Cubes: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Incarnation: [???] HP: 60,000/75,000.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 87%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 97,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Notch: [AG] HP: 20/20. Possesses the Divine Hammer. Dueling the Godmodder.
Wilson: [AG] HP: 133,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 0%. State: 0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 54,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 1,905,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Sign of True Victory. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 48,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 44,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Garen: [AG] HP: 46,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Regen: IIIII Has a Symbiote.
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 130,000/250,000. Mana: IIIIIIII 3 Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 0% Water. Regen: IIIII
Asharon: [AG] HP: 102,000/225,000. Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 20% Ash.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Hidden: 100%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x2.) Locusts: 5,000/5,000. (x6.)
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Tingle: [PG] HP: 292,000/300,000. Bananas: II Fairy Healing: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85. Dueling Notch.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III READY (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
2 Hog Slop
13 Elf Tears
5 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
If I'm still confused, I take a nap.
If not, I cast Super-Ultra-Mega-Potato-Waitwhyisthereapotato-Alpha-Lazor on the Godmodder.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
"You can't edit the skins of other Minecraft accounts, so you fail to
remove a pixel off of the Godmodder's hat layer! The entire attack fails
as a result!"
It was not an full attack it was independant actions and none of them needed the success of the previous one admit it the truth is that you dislike badly written text which is normal but else your argument is incorrect since you can see absolutely nothing needed to steal an pixel absolutely no attack was related to other in any way and there is three attacks:1:writing germinal 2:giving an non trapped top hat and 3:make the godmodder be caught in alcohol the third part needed only the creation of the top-hat and the godmodder did not needed to accept it in fact I did not even needed to try to give it and none of them were supposed to deal damage there were supposed only to make sfx.
so do not say the attacks all fails because of the first one which is uncorrelated from others but say instead that it is messy and badly written and so that you did not wanted to read all because it was an waste of time
I continue cooking an cake looking like an castle because there is never
enough cake 4/5.(an item creation and an building summon)
and I continue summoning an tasty spiral of cakes 3/??(how long should it take thinking of the cakeness of the summon)
I try to use the orb of food on tingle for seeing if there is more cake.
Skaia's Bow 32/40
Insanity Quiver 6/50
Ultimate Skulltop 29/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 10/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program 3/5
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 7/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-16, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-7, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I notice the Overheater finishing, and shoot the Chaos Incarnation with it.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Void Gem && Obsidian Staff = Voidmetal Staff (Level 4: 2/5)
Hmm, I'm in charge of protecting the godmodder...
I think I might just have found the perfect thing
Mask Repair (3/10)
(No, definitely no foreshadowing here)
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35/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: "Time to summon the worst trolls in existance." I summon several thousand Pricey12345 clones (which do not need a soul because they have none), then have them unleash horribly thought out and horribly broken attacks at the godmodder. The godmodder kills several dozen clones in the first round, but they out-swarm him, then unleash "speed hacks" (aka taking 10 actions per round when the normal limit is 3) to evade all incoming fire and counter-godmod the godmodder. The godmodder, in desperation, uses the Banhammer to ban all the clones, but is locked out when the clones just ignore the ban somehow and it ends up making it as if the ban never happened. The godmodder only survives because his Anti-Pricey12345 turret shows up just before he is overwhelmed. And in case you really have no clue who he is, lets make one thing clear: he is a NASTY internet troll.
SCP-2317 Action: "I want that key. With the godmodder distracted, it should be easy." I attempt to use the fact that I am a God Of Destruction to unleash a concentrated destruction bolt to break the Divinium Pillar. Naturally, it fails. "Damn! The defenses are too strong! But there is one thing that can still work..." I call on memories I inherited from Crusher48, specifically those on the Weath Ray. The Weath Ray is designed to have enough power to breach ANYTHING, even a pillar made out of Bedrock, Barriers, Divinium, or what have you. After all, it was based on an SCP Foundation design for destroying indestructible entities (in fact, I think they just used it to terminate SCP-682). Problem is, the only organization that currently possesses them is the Fleetmind, and they would probably have enough power to vaporize me in one hit if they seriously had to, making it nearly impossible to hijack from them. I attempt to find a solution to this problem, and find one: I can concentrate my energy to create my own Weath Ray blast. The only issue is the OP Scale. I need enough power to actually be able to do this. I remember the fact that since I cast a Curse on Pricey to trap him in an infinite respawn loop to give me his soul several dozen times over, this also applies to the Pricey clones. However, the clones have no soul, so that doesn't work. I need another source of power, so I cast the Curse of The Holocaust, trapping all the Jewish players in an infinite respawn loop that actually gives me souls. I then also go forward in time to right before the charges are made worthless and grab all the unused charges before they expire so that I have additional power.
With that power issue out of the way, I summon all my power to summon a Weath Ray system made out of pure energy, and manage to keep it stable for long enough to fire right at the Key. "You fools thought I was allied with you? I was just waiting for the chance to crash the server. With the Key gone, the Narrative will fail, and the server cannot survive without it." However, the Key is still there. Though the blast punched right through the Divinium Pillar as expected, the Narrative managed to concentrate ALL of the plot armor and somehow let the Key itself survive, making this only slightly derailing to the plot. However, I use telekinesis to grab the Key myself, as well as the Narrative contained inside it. "Alright, Godmodder, metaphor time. This train, is the plot. The force field around it is The Narrative, which tries to stop attempts to derail the train. is this force field. Normally, it works fairly well. But this Weath Ray cannon is more powerful than the Narrative, and punches right through it, shattering the force field. But instead of derailing the train, I am hijacking it. The Narrative is mine. With my control of the plot, you cannot stop me."
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Ok, so here's the deal with my charged stuffs; I have the RPLS-SH fully charged, with roughly 200 posts of upgrades and using a 10 post charge as ammo. I have the A/E-IC, which is an alternate form of ammunition for the RPLS-SH, some 50 posts charged from a separate module of said that has a good 120+ posts in it, along with all twelve Eldritch Beta Troll Alchemies. Aside from that, I have four 50 post attacks, some of them completed and stored a while ago, which have no theme assigned to them. All of these, assuming I cannot save them further, I'll be using in this battle. I do not, however, have the time to write all that out just now, so PLZ NO TWINJA.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=TURN ONE=
funny how people die in silly posis(t)ions.
=CHARGE=
/8 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
=ACTION=
I respawn. (I died last turn and it says I have 4 HP.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (2/11)
Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (6/11)
36/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: "Remember those Chuck Norris Stims I still have from the first game? Yeah I still have them." I inject Notch with Chuck Norris Stims. Normally, anyone using Chuck Norris Stims would be anhillated by the ACN Turret (in fact, they were better used to make the ACN Turret shoot at a target than as a buff effect, though they did contribute to his death the first time after the ACN Turret was destroyed). However, I can use The Narrative's power to render the ACN Turret useless. Because this trial is supposed to end in a climactic battle between Notch and The Godmodder, the ACN Turret cannot just shoot Notch down because that ruins the plot. Unless SCP-2317 actually took over The Narrative like he claims to have done, but I would not believe that delusional idiot.
SCP-2317 Action: I call upon the combined energies of The Hijacked Narrative and the Future Charges. I then use Weath Rays to surgically remove a portion of the Paanuri (which was already disrupted by the teleport-based Weath Ray blast last attack) and place it in an Anomaly Hammer I just called up, giving it extreme weight. I then cover the area in total darkness so I can call upon SCP-173's super speed ability (the same one it uses to neck snap things). However, instead of using that ability to neck snap, I use it with my Anomaly Hammer to slam into the Godmodder from all sides several hundred times in the blink of an eye for massive damage (even if one attack misses I simply go for the next hit), each hit being powerful enough to break his bones and slam him several hundred meters out into the air independently (but that doesn't happen because of the combo effect). I finish the massive combo by gaining height, then super-speeding up to insane speeds to turn my final hammer strike into a hit powerful enough to slam the godmodder back down through all the floors of the tower into the roots of Ygraddil or whatever. I then replace Notch in the duel, because Crusher48 was stupid enough to think I was not powerful enough to hijack The Narrative (I was, you idiot!)
If I recall correctly, we can currently use the level 10 comb rave due to the level 9 being used last turn on the Bleak.
Of course, my memory is hardly reliable.
But if it can be used, I really wanna use it.
Of course, I'm not so crazy about using it that I'm just gonna Leeroy it out there.
So, when the time is right.
In the meantime, refill sacred items, toss a Combat Operandi: DECIMATION at the Godmodder.
Component A: 16/50
Component B: 16/50
I might end up having to use these at 20/50, which is a shame.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
1/3
"Alright, it's time to finish this!...even though I just got here and don't really know what's going on." Generator says. He pulls out his command block and hooks it up to a clock, which spams the Godmodder with /title commands saying "NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB" in bold letters. While this distracts Richard, he sneaks up from behind and slashes out with his scythe, quickly retreating.
Eccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Eric and Hank look at each other and nod.
Its showtime...
Hank pulls out the emerald nova, and the nether spire, he sticks the nether spire into the spot where the emerald nova's ammo usually goes, and in a massive combo lightning-firestorm, sprays massive amounts of destructive energy everywhere.
Eric reaches into his cloak and pulls out two weapons. The mini pistol from MIB, and the Terra Blade, from Terraria.
Empower
Using this ability, Eric begins bounces among the godmodder clones, using the pistol to launch himself between groups, as well as to blow up groups of the decoys as well, using the terra blade to cleave a path of destruction as he flies.
And then the TARDIS rises up, spinning...
And the doors open up, the following being announced through the speaker system.
Present for you Richard!!!
The energy obliterator, having charged up passively since the end of Act 2, fires, tearing a massive hole straight through EVERYTHING.
And then it fires again, and again, and again.
The most powerful laser cannon used without OP scale nerfing in the history of DTG, now being used in wave-motion gun fashion, due to sheer amount of overcharge time.
LeroyJenkins: LEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSS!!!
Everyone turns as this message goes out in the chat.
Massive ladders and ramps unfold up to the top of the tower from below.
Godcraft is liberating itself.
Although no match for the godmodder himself, decoys...
Those might have a harder time against the elite of Godcraft. And there are many.
The SS Omega itself, booted right out of the Creative server, rises into view, unleashing its many cannons upon the decoys of the godmodder, followed by a number of other weapons and ships assembled through the use of alchemized items and assorted weaponry, combined with the fighting power of every single player that can get up the ramps. And when they go down, someone else takes their place. And endless onslaught of angry players, equipped with the best the alchemiter has to offer.
By this point in time, the energy obliterator has run out of power.
So the firing team takes their turn.
The form of the TARDIS shifts... Look like someone fixed the chameleon circuit. It transforms into a massive gunship, the open side revealing the center room being full of lots of people with ranged attacks of different kinds, and a firestorm of bullets, arrows, explosives, magic missiles, other spells and assorted attacks rains down upon the decoys.
Hank jumps up, and with some fiddly time shenanigans in the inner mechanisms of the TARDIS, reloads the emerald nova, and joins the rest of the group in spraying projectiles everywhere.
I think that's good enough for my attack, since I can't post after right now.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.