Well desperate times call for desperate measures. The Godmodder will have to deal with it, and it will allow Notch an opportunity to strike.
Lothyra then takes out The Heavy Light, sets it to drill mode, and starts drilling the Godmodder.
Meanwhile, on the Planet Express Ship 2.0...
Hey Fry! How's the turret going!
He keeps dodging my lasers.
Darn. What does he have? A degree in dodging lasers?
A communications channel opens.
Actually he does.
How do you know?
I've read the records of the First Godmodding War.
And?
Nothing. Just wanted you to know.
The channel closes.
You know what? I'm going to use the original purpose of the Planet Express Ship.
How?
The ship is a cargo ship.
Well I don't see how it matters.
Fry, please don't talk and keep shooting. I need to focus.
Leela then deploys the Electrowinch.
Now.
She pilots the ship towards Bender.
On the ground...
HEY RICHARD GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Bender then uses Supercell on the Godmodder. However, right after his battle technique is finished, the Planet Express Ship 2.0 flies over and...
Aww cra-fhjksdfsfkjkfkldsajfkl SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! SHE'LL BE COMING-
The Electrowinch pulls the glitching-out Bender up with its electromagnetic force.
Now for the tricky part.
Leela flies straight towards the Godmodder.
Steady. Steady. NOW!
She shuts off the Electrowinch's electromagnet.
OH SHE'LL BE- OH CRAP I'M FLYING STRAIGHT AT HIM!
The Godmodder now has a face full of Bender's ass.
OWW HE BIT IT!
Meanwhile, the rest of the Futurama Gang continue their barrage. The HAL-Mech continues to fire tons of antimatter bullets out of its railguns.
I ERECT. A ROBOTIC SHIELD. AROUND RICHARD. TO BLOCK. SOME ATTACKS. AND SAVE HIS TIME.
I teleport the Godmodder into a room full of screaming Foxy animatronics, unnerving and distracting him.
Iiiiiiire. I need to get to Tabletopia. Unfortunately, it seems to be outside the range of the Green Sun. I need a way there. Can you provide me with such a way?
i summon microsoft bob, in order to re-en/\ct clippy /\nd drive him ins/\ne.
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I tell The Great And Holy Notch not to open the spoilers Proof keeps sending his way, retroactively.
I then do an Everysword Fractal. Which is, Everysword, (xinfinity)|: made of Everyswords, made of Everyswords, :| (that's a repeat for all you non-musicians.)
I follow that by manifesting every sword with the infinite Everyswords, and using their combined powers to do every attack at once on the Godmodder.
And by all the swords, I mean, all the swords that it is actually safe to manifest (not the jokechemy swords, unless you can make them manifest at a small enough size to be legal)
I then deploy all my HALI arrays save one to put up HALI walls around the Godmodder so that he cannot move out. And they continually reform about him as he teleports.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I swat the Godmodder. The kind where you send a S.W.A.T. team to their house. The S.W.A.T. team is actually the Illuminati, and Richard is killed for knowing about the Illuminati. I am not, of course, because I am the leader of the-*static plays*
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My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle, Tablet Alchemiter, EMP Defense, Protection Defense
Wilson's Shop: $296
Battlefield: I start a conga line, making the godmodder want to join despite the situation
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 10/11
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
Build Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
48/50 and 22/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
But... but... I like all my shiny entities and charges... Most of my creativity goes into those entities, not my attacks. But, I'll try anyway. I think I know what will make Richard really, really angry.
Ever so calmly, I walk up to Richard. Not to attack him, or force his attention elsewhere, but just to talk to him.
"Hey. You've said time and time again that your goal is to be the biggest, baddest guy out there and to make everyone else rage quit. So, let me tell you personally, eye to eye, that you are, a massive failure. Remember when I said that you'd have to do something pretty big to compare to Scratch? Yeah. What I said back then was true. And you failed. In terms of the stakes, you're not the ultimate boss. Scratch was. That overgrown Homestuck reference has pulled the spotlight away from you not once, but twice. And in fact, both times the spotlight has shined brighter on him than it did on you. There was more anger and hatred towards Scratch than there ever was against you. And he was more powerful than you as well. Remember that time when you collected all the Ancestral Artifacts and led everyone out into the void? You were at your prime then. And then Scratch bonked you with that arm hammer thing and you were out for the count. In ONE hit. And then Scratch had us fight for the fate of everything or whatever. Where as you are just fighting against Notch in some tower. Whose battle do you think has the higher stakes? You want to be the center of attention, but face it, you've failed all the time. The Vord overshadowed you, Scratch overshadowed you twice, The Operator overshadowed you, and now there's probably going to be something with the Employer, who will overshadow you again, and Nether, even WILSON overshadowed you in some small way. People are so non threatened by you that they plan to host raves rather than attack you. Remember that? That was great fun. You're not scaring anyone, you're never the center of attention for long, and just about anyone can pull the spotlight away from you. You. Have. Failed. Every time you think this is it, you're going to have the center stage, someone is more important than you. How sad really."
Edit - "Even in the Hunger Games simulation, you've never won a game even though I gave you +10 to all stats. And, in the latest simulation, you were the third to die. Out of 60 tributes. You died before Pricy, who has 0 in all stats and every negative passive in the game. How disappointing."
Commands: Entities are kinda pointless right now... Which is the point really...
- Alexiron: riptide on Asharon. MANA: 5/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Alexiron
Terrain: 20% Ash, 20% Water.
HP: 24/25 240,000/250,000
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 429$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 296$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 22$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
Potion of Abroasa +1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 5/10
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = Noxious Cauldron DONE
Well, now that entities are useless, I might as well say this: I thought that Wilson would have died by now, which is why I kept that 50/50 charge in storage. But, because everyone loves Wilson as much as their second born child, he lived. I was going to use that charge to summon him back, but as either Ascendent Wilson or Ascendent Laiko, depending on which mode he had died on. And those... oh boy... did I have some plans for those. They were going to be super complex, and super OP as well. I was going to think more about them when Wilson was down below about 75,000 health, so I didn't have them fully worked out. But Ascendent Wilson had been planned to have a mechanic where he changes the composition of the air around him. Depending on which chemicals are in the air, he can instantly brew different kinds of potions and use them as weapons. Ascendent Laiko would have a system where depending on which of the 13 species of Kitsune he channels, his foxfire would change and have different effects. That, and he also gains some buffs based on the phase of the moon. Well, Twin is probably happy that Wilson never died.
Ooo! That was neat! Can... can I just ask one question? Who is the guy with the beard? Is he a good guy? Well, I shouldn't say that. That would be a naive way of looking at the world as white and black, right and wrong. Something that the Godmodder does actually. But still, who is he?
"Hey. Richard. Even I, one of the very people that you're trying to get mad at you, managed to briefly overshadow you, whether you realize it or not. It might not be that sad that you rank lower than the Vord, Scratch, the Operator, the Employer... But I outdid you. And, speaking from a perspective of how tactically minded I am not, that's worse than pathetic. That's just outright sad."
After a 5 second pause, the Godmodder suddenly gets jumpscared by Phantom Balloon Boy.
I jump into the air, do a double-360-all-around-triple-deluxe-suplex-spin, perform thirteen backflips, nineteen cartwheels, four hundred and seventeen renditions of The Tell-Tale Heart, and one, I repeat, one handstand. Unfortunately, the audience has seen better, and they are not impressed. A crowd of elitist snobs get up and throw various food items at me. Particularly tomatos. Unfortunately for the Godmodder, he happened to be the director of this particular show, and so I redirect the angry capitalist pigs towards the Godmodder, and watch as his primitive medieval cutlery reacts with the chemicals in the tomatos and poisons him.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense, Vis Defense, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle, Tablet Alchemiter, EMP Defense, Protection Defense
Wilson's Shop: $298
Battlefield: I use the blue electrode on the godmodder, causing him much pain
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 11/11
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Build Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
Okay, I use all my charges to infuse these:
The Azure Armoury AND Ultramatter Grenade AND Name Tag = The Azure Armoury V2
The Ultraband AND The Thoughtporter AND Name Tag = The Ultraband V2
My Action: I cast a spell on the godmodder, reducing his speed.
SCP-2317 Action: I fire another concentrated Weath Ray blast, this time directly at the godmodder. Since I removed his plot armor, his head disintegrates and he drops dead.
Paanuri Action: The Paanuri attempts to recover by summoning a black hole. The black hole sucks a random entity into it, then reduces the amount of Strength the Paanuri Fragment loses.
Staff of the Mind Magus && Indigo Flames = Staff of the Mind Demon 6/6 COMPLETE! I examine it before moving on.
I alchemize Upgraded Alchegloves && Magic-to-Grist Converter and Upgraded Pocket Alchemiter && Magic-to-Grist Converter.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 33/50. (+2 from Gutza)
I once again call on the powers of the Rod of Phyrexia, and engulf the Godmodder in a whirling storm of black flame. If any touches him, I immediately send mind-shattering pulses of blue and black mana through the link formed by the glistening oil.
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 2/11
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program 5/5
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 9/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-17, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-9, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (summons monsters to do my bidding that are represented by Unicode characters) (3/?)
Action (If I am dead, I respawn instead.)
I summon Leat Hacksaws to hack at the Godmodder physically! Unfortunately for him, as he is about to block them after wondering what a leat hacksaw even is, they turn into 1337 H4x0rz who begin to hack his code! (So out of ideas)
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive:12/50
Gotta Go Fast: 12/50 (+1 from Crystal)
Tesseract Manifold: 8/11
Antimatter Buster Station: 4/11
Gallium Arsenide Computer: 2/4
==Actions==
==Excelsior==
Farnsworth looks at the Engineering Spader.
LOTHYRA YOU MORON! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Well desperate times call for desperate measures. The Godmodder will have to deal with it, and it will allow Notch an opportunity to strike.
Lothyra then takes out The Heavy Light, sets it to drill mode, and starts drilling the Godmodder.
Meanwhile, on the Planet Express Ship 2.0...
Hey Fry! How's the turret going!
He keeps dodging my lasers.
Darn. What does he have? A degree in dodging lasers?
A communications channel opens.
Actually he does.
How do you know?
I've read the records of the First Godmodding War.
And?
Nothing. Just wanted you to know.
The channel closes.
You know what? I'm going to use the original purpose of the Planet Express Ship.
How?
The ship is a cargo ship.
Well I don't see how it matters.
Fry, please don't talk and keep shooting. I need to focus.
Leela then deploys the Electrowinch.
Now.
She pilots the ship towards Bender.
On the ground...
HEY RICHARD GET A LOAD OF THIS!
Bender then uses Supercell on the Godmodder. However, right after his battle technique is finished, the Planet Express Ship 2.0 flies over and...
Aww cra-fhjksdfsfkjkfkldsajfkl SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! SHE'LL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! SHE'LL BE COMING-
The Electrowinch pulls the glitching-out Bender up with its electromagnetic force.
Now for the tricky part.
Leela flies straight towards the Godmodder.
Steady. Steady. NOW!
She shuts off the Electrowinch's electromagnet.
OH SHE'LL BE- OH CRAP I'M FLYING STRAIGHT AT HIM!
The Godmodder now has a face full of Bender's ass.
OWW HE BIT IT!
Meanwhile, the rest of the Futurama Gang continue their barrage. The HAL-Mech continues to fire tons of antimatter bullets out of its railguns.
You remind me of a certain heavy.
Allus10n n0t3d.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Maniac: I gather multiple DEADPOOL clones, who then make witty marks at the GODMODDER.
Midna: I tickle the Godmodder.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I ERECT. A ROBOTIC SHIELD. AROUND RICHARD. TO BLOCK. SOME ATTACKS. AND SAVE HIS TIME.
I teleport the Godmodder into a room full of screaming Foxy animatronics, unnerving and distracting him.
Iiiiiiire. I need to get to Tabletopia. Unfortunately, it seems to be outside the range of the Green Sun. I need a way there. Can you provide me with such a way?
i summon microsoft bob, in order to re-en/\ct clippy /\nd drive him ins/\ne.
The Chaos Incarnation attacks Tingle.
Oh no
Void Gem && Obsidian Staff = Voidmetal Staff (Level 4: 4/5)
Mask Repair (5/10)
You're not supposed to attack him with jokes, if it's going to be funny it has to be an attack... Like this
I attack Notch with:
Oh, so like this:
ME: No, not like that...
Tingle: But it's from a movie
ME: BUT IT'S NOT AN ATTACK
Tingle: I don't know...
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I tell The Great And Holy Notch not to open the spoilers Proof keeps sending his way, retroactively.
I then do an Everysword Fractal. Which is, Everysword, (xinfinity)|: made of Everyswords, made of Everyswords, :| (that's a repeat for all you non-musicians.)
I follow that by manifesting every sword with the infinite Everyswords, and using their combined powers to do every attack at once on the Godmodder.
And by all the swords, I mean, all the swords that it is actually safe to manifest (not the jokechemy swords, unless you can make them manifest at a small enough size to be legal)
I then deploy all my HALI arrays save one to put up HALI walls around the Godmodder so that he cannot move out. And they continually reform about him as he teleports.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I swat the Godmodder. The kind where you send a S.W.A.T. team to their house. The S.W.A.T. team is actually the Illuminati, and Richard is killed for knowing about the Illuminati. I am not, of course, because I am the leader of the-*static plays*
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
27/30 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle, Tablet Alchemiter, EMP Defense, Protection Defense
Wilson's Shop: $296
Battlefield: I start a conga line, making the godmodder want to join despite the situation
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 10/11
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
Build Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
48/50 and 22/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
But... but... I like all my shiny entities and charges... Most of my creativity goes into those entities, not my attacks. But, I'll try anyway. I think I know what will make Richard really, really angry.
Ever so calmly, I walk up to Richard. Not to attack him, or force his attention elsewhere, but just to talk to him.
"Hey. You've said time and time again that your goal is to be the biggest, baddest guy out there and to make everyone else rage quit. So, let me tell you personally, eye to eye, that you are, a massive failure. Remember when I said that you'd have to do something pretty big to compare to Scratch? Yeah. What I said back then was true. And you failed. In terms of the stakes, you're not the ultimate boss. Scratch was. That overgrown Homestuck reference has pulled the spotlight away from you not once, but twice. And in fact, both times the spotlight has shined brighter on him than it did on you. There was more anger and hatred towards Scratch than there ever was against you. And he was more powerful than you as well. Remember that time when you collected all the Ancestral Artifacts and led everyone out into the void? You were at your prime then. And then Scratch bonked you with that arm hammer thing and you were out for the count. In ONE hit. And then Scratch had us fight for the fate of everything or whatever. Where as you are just fighting against Notch in some tower. Whose battle do you think has the higher stakes? You want to be the center of attention, but face it, you've failed all the time. The Vord overshadowed you, Scratch overshadowed you twice, The Operator overshadowed you, and now there's probably going to be something with the Employer, who will overshadow you again, and Nether, even WILSON overshadowed you in some small way. People are so non threatened by you that they plan to host raves rather than attack you. Remember that? That was great fun. You're not scaring anyone, you're never the center of attention for long, and just about anyone can pull the spotlight away from you. You. Have. Failed. Every time you think this is it, you're going to have the center stage, someone is more important than you. How sad really."
Edit - "Even in the Hunger Games simulation, you've never won a game even though I gave you +10 to all stats. And, in the latest simulation, you were the third to die. Out of 60 tributes. You died before Pricy, who has 0 in all stats and every negative passive in the game. How disappointing."
Commands: Entities are kinda pointless right now... Which is the point really...
- Alexiron: riptide on Asharon. MANA: 5/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Alexiron
Terrain: 20% Ash, 20% Water.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.HP: 24/25240,000/250,000Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 429$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Potion of Abroasa +1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 5/10
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = Noxious Cauldron DONE
Well, now that entities are useless, I might as well say this: I thought that Wilson would have died by now, which is why I kept that 50/50 charge in storage. But, because everyone loves Wilson as much as their second born child, he lived. I was going to use that charge to summon him back, but as either Ascendent Wilson or Ascendent Laiko, depending on which mode he had died on. And those... oh boy... did I have some plans for those. They were going to be super complex, and super OP as well. I was going to think more about them when Wilson was down below about 75,000 health, so I didn't have them fully worked out. But Ascendent Wilson had been planned to have a mechanic where he changes the composition of the air around him. Depending on which chemicals are in the air, he can instantly brew different kinds of potions and use them as weapons. Ascendent Laiko would have a system where depending on which of the 13 species of Kitsune he channels, his foxfire would change and have different effects. That, and he also gains some buffs based on the phase of the moon. Well, Twin is probably happy that Wilson never died.
Ooo! That was neat! Can... can I just ask one question? Who is the guy with the beard? Is he a good guy? Well, I shouldn't say that. That would be a naive way of looking at the world as white and black, right and wrong. Something that the Godmodder does actually. But still, who is he?
Um... just rest... I guess.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- Current Emotion: Sly
(Counters for 1,000)
- State: 5
- Stress: 0%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
ok geez fine
NEW summons
pepe: 1/30
coldsteel: 1/40
pepe2: 1/30
BUT WAIT, ANOTHER POST
preparing attacks:
WAKE ME UP INSIDE: 1/3
target: self
AIDS: 1/2
target: GM
summons
pepe: 2/30
coldsteel: 2/40
pepe2: 2/30
I add something to the end of Talist's speech.
"Hey. Richard. Even I, one of the very people that you're trying to get mad at you, managed to briefly overshadow you, whether you realize it or not. It might not be that sad that you rank lower than the Vord, Scratch, the Operator, the Employer... But I outdid you. And, speaking from a perspective of how tactically minded I am not, that's worse than pathetic. That's just outright sad."
After a 5 second pause, the Godmodder suddenly gets jumpscared by Phantom Balloon Boy.
Component A: 17/50
Component B: 17/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
1ST POST
I jump into the air, do a double-360-all-around-triple-deluxe-suplex-spin, perform thirteen backflips, nineteen cartwheels, four hundred and seventeen renditions of The Tell-Tale Heart, and one, I repeat, one handstand. Unfortunately, the audience has seen better, and they are not impressed. A crowd of elitist snobs get up and throw various food items at me. Particularly tomatos. Unfortunately for the Godmodder, he happened to be the director of this particular show, and so I redirect the angry capitalist pigs towards the Godmodder, and watch as his primitive medieval cutlery reacts with the chemicals in the tomatos and poisons him.
He scream
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense, Vis Defense, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle, Tablet Alchemiter, EMP Defense, Protection Defense
Wilson's Shop: $298
Battlefield: I use the blue electrode on the godmodder, causing him much pain
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 11/11
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Build Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
Okay, I use all my charges to infuse these:
The Azure Armoury AND Ultramatter Grenade AND Name Tag = The Azure Armoury V2
The Ultraband AND The Thoughtporter AND Name Tag = The Ultraband V2
I Try to distract the godmodder by Installing a bunch of Neo-Viruses™ on his computer, and he has to disinfect ALL OF THEM.
I'll be making my great escape now!
2/3
"Hackers have no skill, am I right? So here, have something you DEFINITELY won't master!"
I force him to play The World's Hardest Game.
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37/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I cast a spell on the godmodder, reducing his speed.
SCP-2317 Action: I fire another concentrated Weath Ray blast, this time directly at the godmodder. Since I removed his plot armor, his head disintegrates and he drops dead.
Paanuri Action: The Paanuri attempts to recover by summoning a black hole. The black hole sucks a random entity into it, then reduces the amount of Strength the Paanuri Fragment loses.
Turn 2/3
Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Blade = Fenestrated Point 6/10
Staff of the Mind Magus && Indigo Flames = Staff of the Mind Demon 6/6 COMPLETE! I examine it before moving on.
I alchemize Upgraded Alchegloves && Magic-to-Grist Converter and Upgraded Pocket Alchemiter && Magic-to-Grist Converter.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 33/50. (+2 from Gutza)
I once again call on the powers of the Rod of Phyrexia, and engulf the Godmodder in a whirling storm of black flame. If any touches him, I immediately send mind-shattering pulses of blue and black mana through the link formed by the glistening oil.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Skaia's Bow 34/40
Insanity Quiver 11/50
Ultimate Skulltop 34/50
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 2/11
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program 5/5
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 9/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-17, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-9, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I casually send the Godmodder off on a quest to defeat Tazz's Godmodder.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Alchemies
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (4/11)
Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (8/11)
Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (summons monsters to do my bidding that are represented by Unicode characters) (3/?)
Action (If I am dead, I respawn instead.)
I summon Leat Hacksaws to hack at the Godmodder physically! Unfortunately for him, as he is about to block them after wondering what a leat hacksaw even is, they turn into 1337 H4x0rz who begin to hack his code! (So out of ideas)
PS: Will charged attacks be useless before trial 6 starts, or could I save my 40 post charged attack for the final battle?
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