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I pull out inpure's shovel and use what I've learned before...

Suddenly, the Godmodder finds that his Banhammer is no longer being loaded.

I also set up a constant barrage of Wither Skulls in the Godmodder's face while I'm at it, for good measure. I don't think there's a vanilla enchant that blocks Withering...

I even attempt to un-load the Divinium Pillar, however sequence-breaking that may be.

Quote from nulitor»

"You can't edit the skins of other Minecraft accounts, so you fail to
remove a pixel off of the Godmodder's hat layer! The entire attack fails
as a result!"

It was not an full attack it was independant actions and none of them needed the success of the previous one admit it the truth is that you dislike badly written text which is normal but else your argument is incorrect since you can see absolutely nothing needed to steal an pixel absolutely no attack was related to other in any way and there is three attacks:1:writing germinal 2:giving an non trapped top hat and 3:make the godmodder be caught in alcohol the third part needed only the creation of the top-hat and the godmodder did not needed to accept it in fact I did not even needed to try to give it and none of them were supposed to deal damage there were supposed only to make sfx.

so do not say the attacks all fails because of the first one which is uncorrelated from others but say instead that it is messy and badly written and so that you did not wanted to read all because it was an waste of time

I continue cooking an cake looking like an castle because there is never
enough cake 4/5.(an item creation and an building summon)

and I continue summoning an tasty spiral of cakes 3/??(how long should it take thinking of the cakeness of the summon)

I try to use the orb of food on tingle for seeing if there is more cake.

Nulitor. I don't care what you THINK, but RULE 0.5: DON'T MAKE THE GM ANGRY. YOU WILL NOT LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.

Quote from Netpatham»

Nulitor. I don't care what you THINK, but RULE 0.5: DON'T MAKE THE GM ANGRY. YOU WILL NOT LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.

Let me guess. It's because he turns into an enormous green rage monster when he does.

Quote from engie_ninja»

Let me guess. It's because he turns into an enormous green rage monster when he does.

No, he just uses loud fonts a lot.

And occasionally that convenient crackling green .gif from when Scratch got angry in Homestuck.

/null

...Sure would be nice if fonts worked. Gah. Colors? Nope. Italics? Well alright.

16/50 Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club
16/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
13/14 Thu'um Boombox

I ponder my next step. I don't like where this is going. I overheal Serpent with the No Joke and attempt to combine my charges so i can summon the Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club early. Otherwise, it might fail when we get to Trial 6. It would look something like this.

Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club (16 Charges) + Atlanta Meat Armor (16 Charges) + Thu'um Boombox (13 Charges) = Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club (45/50 Charges)

If this combination works i won't have to worry about railroad allegiance or losing charges. And i get to be a mad scientist again which is kinda supposed to be my shtick.

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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Alchemies

The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (3/11)

Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (7/11)

Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (summons monsters to do my bidding that are represented by Unicode characters) (2/?)

Action (If I am dead, I respawn instead.)

I smash Tingle with a massive hammer summoned with the Origin Wands. (OUT OF IDEAS!!!)

+2 to Crystal

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 1/9

Wilson Money: $2

Fastest Thing Alive:11/50 (+2 from Crystal)

Gotta Go Fast: 10/50 (+1 from Crystal)

From the Sidelines: 50/50 Complete!

Tesseract Manifold: 7/11

Gallium Arsenide: 3/3 Complete!

Antimatter Buster Station: 3/11

==Actions==

==Excelsior==

Lothyra returns from the portal. She quickly alchemizes Gallium Arsenide & Computer = Gallium Arsenide Computer.

GALLIUM ARSENIDE COMPUTER: A computer which uses gallium arsenide in its integrated circuits, making it much faster.

Guys. Get up.

Meh, we're fine just rest-

FRY THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT! IF WE DON'T FIGHT, ALL OF OUR WORK MAY HAVE BEEN FOR NAUGHT!

Fine. But I'm so tired-

Here. Have some Minecraft Milk.

Hmm. I feel better.

Aww yeah.

All of the Futurama Gang stands up.

I'M BACK BABY!

Time to showdown.

Need a reverse healing, Mr. Richard? Why not Zoidberg!?

The Godmodder will pay for his meanness!

That was quite an idiotic line!

Hey!

Hi Godmodder I'm Fry.

Then... FROM THE SIDELINES: 50/50 EXPENDED! EXECUTING...

However, we may need some more help. HAL?

Gr33t1ngs, Plan3t 3xpr3ss Cr3w. As B3nd3r alr3ady kn0ws, 1 am M3ch J3b 3.0, als0 nam3d HAL 9000.

Hey, I never knew that! The Mech-Jeb 3.0 part! What's that anyway?

1t's a m0d1f1cat10n t0 a c3rta1n v1d30 gam3 that 1s n0t r3l3vant t0 th3 curr3nt s1tuat10n. Anyway, 1 hav3 b33n w0rk1ng 0n a c3rta1n pr0j3ct. 0n3 that w1ll all0w m3 t0 f1ght w1th th3 Ant1-G0dm0dd3rs 1nst3ad 0f stand1ng 0n th3 s1d3l1n3s as just an0th3r NPC. 1 hav3 b33n w0rk1ng 0n an aut0n0m0us b1p3dal v3h1cl3 w1th-

Yeah yeah get to the picture!

He's built a HAL-mech. Technically a Mini Mecha.

Y3s that summar1z3s 1t qu1t3 n1c3ly. L0thyra, y0u d0 th3 h0n0rs.

Pleased to. Standby for TitanHALmechfall

Lothyra pulls out a remote control. In fact, you notice that it is the exact same remote control that summoned the Zerg Swarm back in the MBotA. She presses the button. Nothing happens for a minute or two, but then you all see a remote twinkling in the sky. It grows into an orange streak, then finally a rapidly descending meteor. It slams into the top of the Tower. When the smoke settles, you see a large, drop-pod shaped metal canister, still glowing from the heat of reentry.

D3c3nt c0mpl3t3. Start1ng d3pl0ym3nt.

The drop-pod's sides jettison, falling to the ground. Inside, you the the slouched figure of a mech resembling a Titan (from Titanfall). However, there are notable differences. It is painted jet black, sports a larger version of the Mini Antimak, and has one computer panel.

B00t1ng up ma1n c0mput3r. Act1vat1ng P3r1ph3ry d1str0. Assum1ng d1r3ct c0ntr0l.

The computer panel lights up, displaying an iconic glowing red light.

Act1vat1ng ant1mak. Act1vat1ng s3ns0r arrays. 1n1t1al1z1ng w3ap0n syst3ms. Act1vat1ng m0t0rs. HAL-m3ch 0nl1ne.

The HAL-mech's legs suddenly start moving, taking the HAL-mech to the duel between The Godmodder and Notch. Right when the Godmodder is about to land a blow...

1'm s0rry R1chard. 1'm afra1d 1 can't l3t y0u d0 that.

The HAL-mechs railguns are loaded with antimatter bullets and all open fire on the Godmodder. (The HAL-Mech is just a more powerful version of UU-Prime. I didn't summon him as an entity. He will disappear at the end of Trial 5.) That's the Futurama Gang's cue. Fry and Leela both board the Planet Express Ship 2.0, with the former manning the turret and the latter flying. The Planet Express Ship 2.0 unleashes a barrage of laser fire and antimatter torpedoes. The other members of the Planet Express Crew attack Richard with their various weapons. As for Lothyra...

I think it is time. While doing this may be incredibly stupid and dangerous, it may harm Richard. Now, fellow Players,

*Pause for effect.*

why do you think I created ten engineering decads?

1 r3c0mm3nd that y0u d0 n0t d0 what y0u ar3 plann1ng. Th3 0dds 0f 1t turn1ng 0ut badly ar3-

Never tell me the odds. Well, tell me the odds most of the time. But not now.

She then picks one d10 from the Endeavor's Decad, Reaper's Decad, Biotechnical Decad, Toxic Decad, Construction's Decad, Electrified Decad, Material Decad, Hiroshima's Decad, Miniaturized Decad, and Computerized Decad. 10d10s. She then rolls all of them at the Godmodder, when they land, they create the... MY GOD... they create the... ENGINEERING SPADER!

Post I

V: Hey! Rick! I have seen your future! And it looks like this: http://www.engrish.com/2015/04/where%E2%80%99d-rick-go-oh-my-god%E2%80%A6/

Biumbra mourns the fact that he was too late to help Team Excavate, and heals Asharon instead.

Night's Edge 2/5

Psiiswitch 4/5

Psiichip && Scorpio Pendant

Umbral Ultımatum 13/20

Project Biumbra 9/20

Spire Repair Droid 4/10

The Consciousness is a very powerful endgame entity and a 50-post churg that I do not want to waste. Is there any currently any use for entities? If not, I do not want to waste a 50-post churg, so tellme if entities become relevant again.

Also, due to Team Excavate's success, Project Biumbra is currrently irrelevant. Can I merge it with Umbral Ultımatum?

Void Gem && Obsidian Staff = Voidmetal Staff (Level 4: 3/5)

Mask Repair (4/10)

Tingle: I have an idea

ME: Oh no...

-------------------------------------------------------------BAD JOKE GENERATOR ACTIVATED---------------------------------------

Caution, this is directed to Notch, accidental reading of these jokes may result in:

Blains exploding, broken monitors, headaches, and massive face palms.

1

I hit Notch with a belt!

2

A guy at a restaurant asked "What's this fly doing in my soup". The waiter said "Looks like the backstroke to me"!

3

What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?

NOTCH: What?

Where's my tractor?!

4

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.

Now for the real bad puns

I protect Notch from the bad jokes by reminding him that we're using the Internet, and people are bound to be stupid. This lowers his expectations and the jokes do not affect him.

Post II

I and Biumbra slap Rick with fish.

We then give the fish healing properties, and feed them to alsmiffy.

Psiiswich Complete!

Gem Watchtop >=Renamer=< Amethyst Watchtop

Night's Edge 3/5

Psiichip && Scorpio Pendant 2/X

Umbral Ultımatum 14/20

Project Biumbra 10/20

Spire Repair Droid 5/10

Could someone get me the capchalouge code for Indigo Fire or add it to the Alchemiter Supplies?

26/30 x3 Infusion

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle, Tablet Alchemiter, EMP Defense, Protection Defense
Wilson's Shop: $294

Battlefield: I order a picnic globestrike on the godmodder

+2 to Wilson

The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 9/11

Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11

Build Doll AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 1/11

This is it! It's time to attack the godmodder! I send the godmodder on the second-to-last part of my practical joke, bringing it out of its hiatus!

PART 20.5: THE SUMMARY: After going to the treasure chamber and finding that it was locked, the prankee had to complete the challenges of awesomeness to get the key. But they found the last challenge was locked too, and to get to it they had to go through the acts of amazing. But the last act was also locked, and now they need to go through the feats of bravery. Some things relating to my previous prank parts may have been retconned, because I forget. Today, the prank recipient is the godmodder!

PART 21: FEATS OF DARING 1: FEAT OF PHILIP: The godmodder must slay 1,000,000 people named Philip. After looking through phone books for several months, the godmodder puts the total number of Philips in the world at several thousand, not a million! I tell the godmodder to kill a million anyway. Aggravated, he summons 1 million Philipbeasts in his ULTIMATE MOB FARM! But it turns out that Philipbeasts are mob-farm proof, so they all escape the mob farm and maul the godmodder to death until he kills them!

PART 22: FEATS OF DARING 2: FEAT OF PICKLES: The godmodder must eat 1,000,000,000 pickles in one second. The godmodder begs me to make the challenge easier, so I mash the pickles into a sticky paste, but make the pickles poisonous in exchange. The godmodder uses a time-dilation field, but it turns out that I poisoned that too! Every single second (in time-dilation-field-time, so seconds the godmodder experiences) the power of the poison squares itself. How fast can the godmodder eat?

PART 23: FEATS OF DARING 3: FEAT OF FEAR: The godmodder must learn how to fear. In order to fear, he must fear the worlds tiniest mouse too much to try and kill it. The mouse can talk, and is constantly taunting the godmodder. Pretty much every aspect of the godmodder's personality prevents him from fearing the mouse, so at last he attacks the mouse... only for the most to leap down his throat to get at his intestines. Richard is quickly taught fear.

PART 24: FEATS OF DARING 4: FEAT OF FAR: The godmodder must travel to the far lands, and camp out there for a day. The godmodder objects, saying that OBVIOUSLY he can't leave the battlefield now! I permit him to use a time dilation field, so he accepts... but of course, it's poisoned! THe godmodder must camp out for a whole day in the field! Also, poison-immune bears love to attack the campsite and steal the godmodder's anti-poison medication.

The godmodder realizes that the last feat isn't actually locked... but he's TIRED of pursuing this treasure that he isn't even sure is real! He's just going to rest...

Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 5/9

I look at the godmodder, then notch. Suddenly, I have a realization. I have been blessed with the power from the god of memes. God of memes. God memes. Godmemer. It's meme. I'm the Godmemer. The air suddenly vaporizes all around the battle and is replaced with memes. The godmodder's lungs are filled with memes. I then replace the memes with 9000x the air, and then with memes and then with air and then with memes and then with air. Wait... 3 replaces of memes? ILLUMINAMEME CONFIRMED! The godmodder is dumbfounded by the stupidimeme.

I wield the shovel like Chuck Norris and bring it down on...Oh dear, I missed and hit the ACNTT. Looks like it's been un-loaded though. ...ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!

*roundhouse kick roundhouse kick roundhouse kick*

*CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!*

Skaia's Bow 33/40

Insanity Quiver 7/50

Ultimate Skulltop 33/50

Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 1/11

Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program 4/5

Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 8/11

I notice the Engineering Spader, and suck all its luck out to turn it into a standard d6.We don't need something that terrible. I then casually attempt to disembowel Richard with the Roleplaybliterator.

=TURN TWO=

=CHARGE=

-15 / 50- The End

/9 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy

+2 to Pokefan

=ACTION=

I quickly build dozens of wooden Merenguys, which I manipulate to dance for the Godmodder! The dance is... hypnotic, and the Godmodder is forced to stare at them! All of them! And to prevent the Godmodder from simply smashing them all right away, a stasis field is located around the Merenguy Army, which will automatically trigger if the Godmodder comes within range of it! Said Stasis field also can't effect the wooden Mereguys, too; the dance will continue!

As the Godmodder stares ahead, towards the Merenguys, I walk up behind him, and backstab him with 47 knives at once.

(Merenguy: An enemy from Kid Icarus: Uprising, which forces the play to look at it, because of it's fabulous dance.)

=COMMAND=

>Garen: Judgement on Tingle!
>Abathur: Spawn moar locusts! (Locust.entity: Attack Tingle!)
>Symbiote(Alsmiffy): Use Stab on Tingle!
>Symbiote(Garen): Use Stab on Tingle!

Turn 1/3
Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Blade = Fenestrated Point 6/10

Staff of the Mind Magus && Indigo Flames = Staff of the Mind Demon 5/6

I duplicate the Indigo Flames.

+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 30/50. (+1 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 25/25. (+1 from Gutza) COMPLETE! EXECUTING...

I pull out the Indigo Flames that I just duplicated, as well as the Rod of Phyrexia. The Flames infuse themselves into the Rod, completing its powers. I hold up the Rod, its Phyrexian tip now burning with a heatless blue flame that suddenly shifts to black, and then to blue again. I point the Rod to the sky and let loose a maelstrom of blue flames, heat washing over everyone around. The flames shift to black again, oil now infused into the flame in microscopic droplets. Hah. Now I don't have to toss globs of oil around to infect entities and people, I can simply hit people with the black flame, heatless if I want them to not notice. And, of course, I can now enter or otherwise influence the mindscapes of people I infect with the oil, further allowing a whole myriad of uses. Heck, I could certainly just use the blue flame from this rod to enter someone's mindscape unassisted, but the link provided by the oil would likely allow much more control and influence than even the Flame's intended use, scrying.

I test out the newly perfected Rod by firing a salvo of fiery blue lances at the Godmodder.

I finish cooking an cake looking like an castle because there is never
enough cake 5/5.(an item creation and an building summon)

and I continue summoning an tasty spiral of cakes 4/??(how long should it take thinking of the cakeness of the summon)