A Battle Technique: Engietech Level 10: MAINFRAME, alongside a series of smacks from the Pomson 9000, knocks the Bleak out of the air. Instead of landing on the ground in the tower, the Bleak falls through a gray portal.
Roughly a minute later, the Bleak falls out of another gray portal.
Generator pulls out a Command Block on a Stick, and taps something on the buttons. He then aims it at the Bleak. "No idea what you are or who everyone else is, but I'm still going to shoot you!" He says, as multiple explosions fly out of the Command Block, blasting away at the creature's skin.
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Oh, something else Generator_Of_Cubes, I have a spare weapon I made a very, very long time ago called Diablo. Its basically a Grim Reaper Scythe that's a level 7 weapon (the maximum level is 10, so its pretty good, but not the best). There really isn't much good to having lots of high level weapons because you can only post 3 times a turn anyway, so do you want it? You can deal more damage if you use it.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-13 / 50- The End (Tazz'd, +1)
/6 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I use the ARMISTYX in LASSO SCYTHE MODE and tie both remaining Pyro's together, then forcibly murder both of them with the BRASS KNUCKLES.
If only one Pyro is left, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10 instead.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: If something lives, Decisive Strike it.
>Abathur: Spawn moar locusts! (Locust.entity: Attack weakest Pyro.)
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Mouth!
>Symbiote(Garen): Use Carapace Shield! Again.
I then, if and when I have it (time shenanigans), run it through a strange variant of 786 that multiplies things by two no matter which way you run the item, and end up with a bunch of Archenemies at around the size of the individual HALI projectors. Some tinkering allows them to process the thaumic and solar energies, in addition to the tachyonic flux resonation and I deploy the ANTAGONIST Array. ==
Artificed N-Time-Affecting Group Overclock Network Interference SKYLIGHT Type Array.
SKYLIGHT == Sealed Kappa Yesterday Limiter and Integrative Growth Hardener:Theta
It deploys to shield Wilson, and heal him. I quickly replace my HALI arrays with ANTAGONIST Arrays for added shield power, and deploy one on myself as well.
I then set all 349 to deploy a burst of tachyonic magic, which blasts the Bleak.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Lothyra then uses Antichamber on Collarbone. Then she alchemizes Gallium & Arsenic = Gallium Arsenide and Antimatter Nuke Station & Smash Ball = Antimatter Buster Station (heh).
GALLIUM ARSENIDE: A chemical compound of the elements Gallium and Arsenic that is also a semi-conductor. Electrons flow faster through gallium arsenide that through sillicon. Therefore, it could be used to build fundamentally faster (albeit much more expensive) computer chips.
"Um....where are we? Hey look, a mime...hi mime..."
In my confusion, I try to offer the Bleak soda by throwing cans at its mouth. But of course I picked out the wrong soda, and it's actually nitro-glisihoweveryouspellit.
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Mask Repair (3/10)
I alchemize Void Gem + Obsidian Staff 1/?
I rest my staff on the ground, and focus. As battle goes on around me, all I can see is the hand of truth. Suddenly, my eyes open, as I teleport tingle and me right behind him. I pound my staff down on the ground, and a blast radiates from underneath the hand.
Tingle starts hitting him with his hat. I really don't know what he's doing.
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Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $288
Battlefield: I use the potion globestriker to hea Wilson with 10 potions of nectar
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 6/11
Net, it's really not my place to do so... Unless you want to offer something in return?
-Tower- Calculating measurements...
Yes, it should fit.
9001, you can't post twice in a row like that. Wait for someone else to post, or TWin won't count your second post.
With that said, welcome Generator!
I crack my knuckles. This is gonna get ugly.
Mokou will keep going at the Bleak's mouth. The Hand of Truth will use THE GATHERING OF THE ACOLYTES again, switching it back to the OPEN PALM OF ALL-KNOWING. Only 5 Acolytes come this time, though. Trottimus will use Salvation on the Bleak's Mouth and Tingle, dhj3max will use Reclamation on the Bleak's Mouth, and Alsmiffy will use Cleansing, also on the Mouth. All unordered AGs will attack the Bleak's mouth. Hopefully the massive damage is enough to kill it. ProofofconcepT, you can't hit the Hand from where you are!
I pull out a crate. There are obviously crate expectations regarding this crate, very crate expectations. All puns aside, if you don't expect there to be something of use in this crate I don't know what you are, but it's certainly not savvy. Savvy? The Bleak certainly isn't savvy, so it's naturaly surprised when I break the crate and pull out a ship in a bottle. I walk up to (what is presumably) The Bleak, break it right on his mouth, and grin as the ship in the bottle suddenly explodes into a full-size Pirate ship, the Black Pearl. Captain Jack Sparrow is even captaining it. Naturally, the first order is to fire Grapeshot right into the Bleak's mouth. Cannonballs ensure. I then teleport the ship away before the Bleak can retaliate. He is then attacked by random avian basketball hoop falling from the ceiling for little reason whatsoever. It then explodes for even less reason.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $290
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the bleak
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 7/11
I dupe Vis and Indigo Defense and toss them to Crystal
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 9/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 2/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 6/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-15, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-4, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
A gust of wind knocks the Bleak into the air.
"SORIEKETON!"
A Battle Technique: Engietech Level 10: MAINFRAME, alongside a series of smacks from the Pomson 9000, knocks the Bleak out of the air. Instead of landing on the ground in the tower, the Bleak falls through a gray portal.
Roughly a minute later, the Bleak falls out of another gray portal.
Component A: 15/50
Component B: 15/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Generator pulls out a Command Block on a Stick, and taps something on the buttons. He then aims it at the Bleak. "No idea what you are or who everyone else is, but I'm still going to shoot you!" He says, as multiple explosions fly out of the Command Block, blasting away at the creature's skin.
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Oh, something else Generator_Of_Cubes, I have a spare weapon I made a very, very long time ago called Diablo. Its basically a Grim Reaper Scythe that's a level 7 weapon (the maximum level is 10, so its pretty good, but not the best). There really isn't much good to having lots of high level weapons because you can only post 3 times a turn anyway, so do you want it? You can deal more damage if you use it.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Sure.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-13 / 50- The End (Tazz'd, +1)
/6 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I use the ARMISTYX in LASSO SCYTHE MODE and tie both remaining Pyro's together, then forcibly murder both of them with the BRASS KNUCKLES.
If only one Pyro is left, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10 instead.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: If something lives, Decisive Strike it.
>Abathur: Spawn moar locusts! (Locust.entity: Attack weakest Pyro.)
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Mouth!
>Symbiote(Garen): Use Carapace Shield! Again.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I ask anyone with it for a copy of Archenemy.
I then, if and when I have it (time shenanigans), run it through a strange variant of 786 that multiplies things by two no matter which way you run the item, and end up with a bunch of Archenemies at around the size of the individual HALI projectors. Some tinkering allows them to process the thaumic and solar energies, in addition to the tachyonic flux resonation and I deploy the ANTAGONIST Array. ==
Artificed N-Time-Affecting Group Overclock Network Interference SKYLIGHT Type Array.
SKYLIGHT == Sealed Kappa Yesterday Limiter and Integrative Growth Hardener:Theta
It deploys to shield Wilson, and heal him. I quickly replace my HALI arrays with ANTAGONIST Arrays for added shield power, and deploy one on myself as well.
I then set all 349 to deploy a burst of tachyonic magic, which blasts the Bleak.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-14 / 50- The End
/7 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
Magic 8 Ball, how can I get some heals in DTG?
https://xkcd.com/1525/#eyJxIjoiSG93IGNhbiBJIHdpbiBEVEc/IiwiYSI6WyImI3gxRjM4MjsiLCImI3gxRjQ2NDsiXX0=
Oh. I then consume a cake, restoring some HP.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
Dropping Seventh Sin for now.
Pocket Alchemiter && Captcharoid of the Alchemiter as of now = Upgraded Pocket Alchemiter (1/?)
Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (4/11?)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (10/11)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
15/50 Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club
15/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
12/14 Thu'um Boombox
I defend myself. Rather that than doing something stoopid while confused.
-----
No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 1/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive: 7/50
Gotta Go Fast: 7/50
From the Sidelines: 48/50
Miniaturized Decad: 11/11 Complete!
Computerized Decad: 11/11 Complete!
Tesseract Manifold: 5/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Well maybe I should use more than just my decads.
Lothyra then uses Antichamber on Collarbone. Then she alchemizes Gallium & Arsenic = Gallium Arsenide and Antimatter Nuke Station & Smash Ball = Antimatter Buster Station (heh).
GALLIUM ARSENIDE: A chemical compound of the elements Gallium and Arsenic that is also a semi-conductor. Electrons flow faster through gallium arsenide that through sillicon. Therefore, it could be used to build fundamentally faster (albeit much more expensive) computer chips.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
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"Um....where are we? Hey look, a mime...hi mime..."
In my confusion, I try to offer the Bleak soda by throwing cans at its mouth. But of course I picked out the wrong soda, and it's actually nitro-glisihoweveryouspellit.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Mask Repair (3/10)
I alchemize Void Gem + Obsidian Staff 1/?
I rest my staff on the ground, and focus. As battle goes on around me, all I can see is the hand of truth. Suddenly, my eyes open, as I teleport tingle and me right behind him. I pound my staff down on the ground, and a blast radiates from underneath the hand.
Tingle starts hitting him with his hat. I really don't know what he's doing.
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23/50 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $288
Battlefield: I use the potion globestriker to hea Wilson with 10 potions of nectar
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 6/11
Net, it's really not my place to do so... Unless you want to offer something in return?
-Tower-
Calculating measurements...
Yes, it should fit.
Act 2! +1 to Ire, +1 to Wilson!
Invert (29/50) (Sun in the Shadow, +1 form Talist)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 10/11).
Orchid Fire (from Oblivion's Topper) > 1/1 = ??? (Level ?: 3/?).
Orchid Fire && Musket = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
9001, you can't post twice in a row like that. Wait for someone else to post, or TWin won't count your second post.
With that said, welcome Generator!
I crack my knuckles. This is gonna get ugly.
Mokou will keep going at the Bleak's mouth. The Hand of Truth will use THE GATHERING OF THE ACOLYTES again, switching it back to the OPEN PALM OF ALL-KNOWING. Only 5 Acolytes come this time, though. Trottimus will use Salvation on the Bleak's Mouth and Tingle, dhj3max will use Reclamation on the Bleak's Mouth, and Alsmiffy will use Cleansing, also on the Mouth. All unordered AGs will attack the Bleak's mouth. Hopefully the massive damage is enough to kill it. ProofofconcepT, you can't hit the Hand from where you are!
I pull out a crate. There are obviously crate expectations regarding this crate, very crate expectations. All puns aside, if you don't expect there to be something of use in this crate I don't know what you are, but it's certainly not savvy. Savvy? The Bleak certainly isn't savvy, so it's naturaly surprised when I break the crate and pull out a ship in a bottle. I walk up to (what is presumably) The Bleak, break it right on his mouth, and grin as the ship in the bottle suddenly explodes into a full-size Pirate ship, the Black Pearl. Captain Jack Sparrow is even captaining it. Naturally, the first order is to fire Grapeshot right into the Bleak's mouth. Cannonballs ensure. I then teleport the ship away before the Bleak can retaliate. He is then attacked by random avian basketball hoop falling from the ceiling for little reason whatsoever. It then explodes for even less reason.
guess its time to do my FIRST ACTION
I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA
>memia: spam the GM's computer with DANK MEMES
32/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I cover The Bleak's mouth in duct tape, then rip it all off at once.
SCP-2317 Action: I annoy the Paanuri with teleport spam.
Daww, the music is awesome!
The one turn I post twice...
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 38/50
I launch a flurry of purple lasers from my hands that blast at the Mouth.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
24/50 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $290
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the bleak
+2 to Wilson
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 7/11
I dupe Vis and Indigo Defense and toss them to Crystal
Skaia's Bow 27/40
Insanity Quiver 5/50
Ultimate Skulltop 28/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 9/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 2/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 6/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-15, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-4, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I casually steal all the Bleak's luck with my Magic English Eyes. And then use clockwork lasers on the Mouth.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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