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I finish the Orb of the Curse, and toss it over to Crystal. I then casually open the Basement Door after attaching it to a wall, and send whatever comes out at the Mouth. I also shoot a Nostalgia arrow into the Mouth, causing it to become 8-bit. The Bleak suddenly cuts itself up with its incredibly pointy teeth.
Skaia's Bow 21/40
Insanity Quiver 3/50
Ultimate Skulltop 26/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 7/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 11/11
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 4/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-2, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Alright. I'll be trying to get in another post today.
About Pricey: he still wants to play the game, doesn't he? Why not just omit his story parts?
@Retgone: Who's Pricey?
@Piono: Agreed, even though Pricey is a bit thick-skinned. I managed to get the idea after being yelled at by the entire community!
@Combrave: I thought the Shadows was my thing, but eh, I'm so little noticed and insignificant that it shouldn't matter. Shadows is a pretty generic word anyways...
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 36/50
Horizon Edge: 6/7
It looks like you'll need a little help after the great battle with the Bleak. This is the final challenge, after all.
Alright... 5, 6, 7, and...
I break into a mighty dance, one aided by magic and strengthened by my cosmic power. Now, all players shall deal mini-crits and cannot be targeted until they attack. Such is the Rogue Dance.
Okay. Make the Dimensional Drift Device = Hypercube & Intake Manifold & Dimensional Pulser (a device that can cause a powerful pulse of N+1D energy, where N is the number of spacial dimensions the user currently resides in).
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive: 4/50
Gotta Go Fast: 4/50
From the Sidelines: 42/50
Miniaturized Decad: 8/11
Computerized Decad: 8/11
Dimensional Drift Device: 2/?
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on Metalhead. Then she rolls the Movement Decad at Mariachi Joe.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $282
Battlefield: I snipe the bleak with the lapis steakhouse
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 3/11
Fenestrated Blade && Teleportation Majjyyks = Warper Blade (Level 8)Fenestrated Blade && Shattered Fourth Wall = Are you kidding me.Window && Portal Gun = Isn't that exactly what a normal Portal Gun does?
As for Window && Portal Gun, no. It can't open dimensional portals. Like the Fenestrated (x)es can.Even if I am kidding you, what would I get?/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Turn 1/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 10/11.
Orb of Reality 9/11.
I duplicate the Ultracircle.
I preview:
Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Sword.
Magic Cueball Eye && Fenestrated Wall.
Magic Cueball Eye && Fourth Wall Image.
Fenestrated Wand >Fine.
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit.
Guardmetal && Mithril Chainshirt (From LOTR, Bilbo got it as a reward.)
Guardmetal && Micromail (Chainmail, with very, very small links.)
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 20/50. (+2 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 15/25. (+2 from Gutza)
I gather Sacred Items, subsequent to which I retry the Combat Operandi: Bad Stone use on Mariachi Joe, weeping tears of friendship lost as I do so. Sorry, Joe, but I gotta see what this does.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense
Wilson's Shop: $284
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball and look up why the mimes were imprisioned or whatever
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 4/11
I casually Null Cube the Mouth. I then roll the Voided Octet at the Mouth.
Skaia's Bow 23/40
Insanity Quiver 4/50
Ultimate Skulltop 27/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 8/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 5/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-2, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I call up the council of Limbo and ask them if they've got a guy named Pricey12345 in one of their cells, and if so, request they increase the security on that cell by a few exponents.
Then, I play Surgeon Simulator, starring a bunch of random alchemies in place of the regular tools, and the Bleak's mouth in place of a patient.
...
HAMMERTIME! *Smash*
...
Oops. The blood loss meter just skyrocketed. Is that bad?
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The moon is rising (50/50) Complete
MUHAHAHAHAHA, My charge is complete
The moon rises directly above Majora's Mask
The gem glows, as it is suspended into the air
A staff appears, and soon after, I come back
Proof: It has been years since I was last in this world, when I learned my true power. It's time to reveal your true identity
Majora's Mask?: What? No, I am at full power, I will resist you!
I teleport straight behind him, and wack his mask off.
You have ... Unmasked my true form, but I will not face you... the mask has clouded my mind... I was corrupted, for I am tingle
New PG entity, Tingle
HP: 100,000
Attacks:
ANNOYING (Four Charges): Deals one damage to all players
Fairy Healing (Three Charges): Heals himself for 20,000 Health and heals another player
Hammers (Five Charges): Makes hammers, golden hammers, broken hammers, and squeaky hammers appear all around him
Bananas (Two Charges): Summons bananas all around him that make players and entities trip all around him.
Feel free to buff or debuff, this is my first entity, so may be unbalanced
Proof: I pick up the mask, It is broken in three...
Mask Repair (1/10)
Kind of want to try alchemy, but not sure what I can use to get started.
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I inspect the Indigo Defense I just received from Fseftr.
The Hand of Truth will decide to use THE CUTTING OF THE UNFAITHFUL again, this time on the Mouth. The Acolytes target the Mouth as well, if they're still alive. The Hatters, being that Erelye isn't here to command them, will use their basic attacks (Divine Blade, Hand's Eye and Branding) on the Mouth as well. Any AG entity that hasn't obtained Orders this round from their commanders will default to attacking the Mouth.
I take out the Gatekeeper's Scythe again. I haven't really been using it, especially considering Piono basically donated a majority of his alchemies to me through this, theoretically making it one of the strongest weapons I possess. I proceed to continue not using the awesome weapon and instead pull out the Skrillex Drop, and play the sounds of every young kid playing a T/M rated FPS/TPS game I know of at max volume, after handing EVERYONE (even the Godmodder) earplugs to block out the noise, leaving the Bleak the only ones unprotected. The Bleak, and all of it's composed Mimes, proceed to go into frothing madness at the stupidity, loudness, and horrible nature of this, only surpassed by the impossible-to-understand madness of Social Justice Warriors, which, mercifully, I have no audio of. And that totally discounts the powerful super-sonic audio tearing through the Bleak's mouth.
I then react to the Tingle Reveal. That actually came out of left field a little bit. No Majora. Mother-effing Tingle. Congrats, Proof, you got me. Wasn't the best reveal but it certainly was not expected.
I am not in the Mood because of my Permanent Punishment from Build i am going to Escape Hell and make the game Much MUCH Harder
Sorry to say, but TwinBuilder's completely ignoring you. Maybe you could ask why you're being irritating in his (and everyone's) minds and reason with them, then change accordingly if you must. We're all trying to play, aren't we?
Also, you should read the rest of our posts. You might not be happy...
With our mighty musical power combined, we increase the tenacity and courage of the legion of players near tenfold. This turn, they can act one more time and all AG entities deal mini-crits.
This awesome song doesn't last forever, so take advantage of it while you can!
I High-Six every enderman as they teleport away, and redirect the pain in my hand after high-sixing every Enderman on the server to The Bleak's Mouth.
Biumbra rejoices over me learning to spell Mouth, and decides to celebrate this by giving Wilson a shadowy healing cake.
Glass Box 2/3
Dream Powder 2/3
U2: Why are theze thing2 named after my mazter?? They zhould be named after me!!
Umbra's Pistols >=Renamer=< Biumbra's Pistols
The Pink Eyes 49/50
Umbral Ultımatum 9/20
Project Biumbra 5/10
While I did not actually intend to use my Comb Rave, I have to tell you this: THAT WAS AWES0ME! Much better than anything that I could have came up with.
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Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 11/11 COMPLETE.
Orb of Reality 10/11. I duplicate a bar of Guardmetal. Subsequent to this, I give Fseftr both the duplicated Ultracircle and the duplicated Guardmetal in presumed return for one Indigo Defense and one Vis Defense. I begin alchemizing Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Blade 1/?
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 22/50. (+1 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 17/25. (+1 from Gutza)
I use BT Tipping Scales Lv. 5: Jury Duty on Metalhead.
Since Flandre Scarlet now appears to be without a controller due to [ERROR: NO DATA] being erased from existence, mind if I formally take her over, Twin?
The moon is rising48/50
I made a typo on my second post, should have been out of 50
I prepare to absorb my power
I begin staring creepily at the bleak
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Maniac: I PREEMPTIVELY RESPAWN. Or I force the BLEAK into Final Fantasy in a grinding section. As a monster.
Midna: I force The Bleak to read Homestuck. All Of It.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I finish the Orb of the Curse, and toss it over to Crystal. I then casually open the Basement Door after attaching it to a wall, and send whatever comes out at the Mouth. I also shoot a Nostalgia arrow into the Mouth, causing it to become 8-bit. The Bleak suddenly cuts itself up with its incredibly pointy teeth.
Skaia's Bow 21/40
Insanity Quiver 3/50
Ultimate Skulltop 26/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 7/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball =
Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fakeI mean Orb of the Curse 11/11Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 4/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-2, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Alchemies
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (10/10) DONE, NO DESCRIPTION GIVEN
The Author's Artifact > Fine = ??? (1/11)
Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (1/11?)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (7/11)
Action (If I am dead, I respawn.)
I heal myself with the Black Hand and the Author's Artifact.
Eric and Hank use play 'em off level 10: bullet hell, because I ran out of time reading all the arguments.
Seriously those posts rejoicing over pricy's report were a bit mean... even for pricy.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Alright. I'll be trying to get in another post today.
About Pricey: he still wants to play the game, doesn't he? Why not just omit his story parts?
@Retgone: Who's Pricey?
@Piono: Agreed, even though Pricey is a bit thick-skinned. I managed to get the idea after being yelled at by the entire community!
@Combrave: I thought the Shadows was my thing, but eh, I'm so little noticed and insignificant that it shouldn't matter. Shadows is a pretty generic word anyways...
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 36/50
Horizon Edge: 6/7
It looks like you'll need a little help after the great battle with the Bleak. This is the final challenge, after all.
Alright... 5, 6, 7, and...
I break into a mighty dance, one aided by magic and strengthened by my cosmic power. Now, all players shall deal mini-crits and cannot be targeted until they attack. Such is the Rogue Dance.
Don't ask me, he enjoys dancing.
Be silent!
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Okay. Make the Dimensional Drift Device = Hypercube & Intake Manifold & Dimensional Pulser (a device that can cause a powerful pulse of N+1D energy, where N is the number of spacial dimensions the user currently resides in).
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive: 4/50
Gotta Go Fast: 4/50
From the Sidelines: 42/50
Miniaturized Decad: 8/11
Computerized Decad: 8/11
Dimensional Drift Device: 2/?
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on Metalhead. Then she rolls the Movement Decad at Mariachi Joe.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
20/50 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $282
Battlefield: I snipe the bleak with the lapis steakhouse
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 3/11
Whoops, I toss Tazz an Indigo defense
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 10/11.
Orb of Reality 9/11.
I duplicate the Ultracircle.
I preview:
Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Sword.
Magic Cueball Eye && Fenestrated Wall.
Magic Cueball Eye && Fourth Wall Image.
Fenestrated Wand >Fine.
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit.
Guardmetal && Mithril Chainshirt (From LOTR, Bilbo got it as a reward.)
Guardmetal && Micromail (Chainmail, with very, very small links.)
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 20/50. (+2 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 15/25. (+2 from Gutza)
I gather Sacred Items, subsequent to which I retry the Combat Operandi: Bad Stone use on Mariachi Joe, weeping tears of friendship lost as I do so. Sorry, Joe, but I gotta see what this does.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
21/50 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense
Wilson's Shop: $284
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball and look up why the mimes were imprisioned or whatever
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 4/11
2/500
Until waking up. 2/15
Days till my Revenge 49
My Health 2,000,000/100,000,000 (Immune to all Attacks)
My Power 20,000/1,000,000
My Rookie Demon attacks the Mouth with an spear and spill lava into the mouth
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I casually Null Cube the Mouth. I then roll the Voided Octet at the Mouth.
Skaia's Bow 23/40
Insanity Quiver 4/50
Ultimate Skulltop 27/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 8/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 5/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-2, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive: 5/50
Gotta Go Fast: 5/50
From the Sidelines: 44/50 (+1 from Crystal)
Miniaturized Decad: 9/11
Computerized Decad: 9/11
Dimensional Drift Device: 3/?
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra uses Megaversal on Metalhead (Collarbone if dead). Then she rolls the Aerospace Decad at Metalhead (Collarbone if dead).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I call up the council of Limbo and ask them if they've got a guy named Pricey12345 in one of their cells, and if so, request they increase the security on that cell by a few exponents.
Then, I play Surgeon Simulator, starring a bunch of random alchemies in place of the regular tools, and the Bleak's mouth in place of a patient.
...
HAMMERTIME! *Smash*
...
Oops. The blood loss meter just skyrocketed. Is that bad?
Component A: 14/50
Component B: 14/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The moon is rising (50/50) Complete
MUHAHAHAHAHA, My charge is complete
The moon rises directly above Majora's Mask
The gem glows, as it is suspended into the air
A staff appears, and soon after, I come back
Proof: It has been years since I was last in this world, when I learned my true power. It's time to reveal your true identity
Majora's Mask?: What? No, I am at full power, I will resist you!
I teleport straight behind him, and wack his mask off.
You have ... Unmasked my true form, but I will not face you... the mask has clouded my mind... I was corrupted, for I am tingle
New PG entity, Tingle
HP: 100,000
Attacks:
ANNOYING (Four Charges): Deals one damage to all players
Fairy Healing (Three Charges): Heals himself for 20,000 Health and heals another player
Hammers (Five Charges): Makes hammers, golden hammers, broken hammers, and squeaky hammers appear all around him
Bananas (Two Charges): Summons bananas all around him that make players and entities trip all around him.
Feel free to buff or debuff, this is my first entity, so may be unbalanced
Proof: I pick up the mask, It is broken in three...
Mask Repair (1/10)
Kind of want to try alchemy, but not sure what I can use to get started.
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Act 1! +2 to Wilson!
Invert (25/50) (Sun in the Shadow. 1 from Talist.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 7/11).
I duplicate the Archenemy and throw it at Fseftr for the Magic Defense. OK, deal is done.
Amplifier && Effect Slinger = The Sixth Degree (Level 8: 8/9).
I inspect the Indigo Defense I just received from Fseftr.
The Hand of Truth will decide to use THE CUTTING OF THE UNFAITHFUL again, this time on the Mouth. The Acolytes target the Mouth as well, if they're still alive. The Hatters, being that Erelye isn't here to command them, will use their basic attacks (Divine Blade, Hand's Eye and Branding) on the Mouth as well. Any AG entity that hasn't obtained Orders this round from their commanders will default to attacking the Mouth.
I take out the Gatekeeper's Scythe again. I haven't really been using it, especially considering Piono basically donated a majority of his alchemies to me through this, theoretically making it one of the strongest weapons I possess. I proceed to continue not using the awesome weapon and instead pull out the Skrillex Drop, and play the sounds of every young kid playing a T/M rated FPS/TPS game I know of at max volume, after handing EVERYONE (even the Godmodder) earplugs to block out the noise, leaving the Bleak the only ones unprotected. The Bleak, and all of it's composed Mimes, proceed to go into frothing madness at the stupidity, loudness, and horrible nature of this, only surpassed by the impossible-to-understand madness of Social Justice Warriors, which, mercifully, I have no audio of. And that totally discounts the powerful super-sonic audio tearing through the Bleak's mouth.
I then react to the Tingle Reveal. That actually came out of left field a little bit. No Majora. Mother-effing Tingle. Congrats, Proof, you got me. Wasn't the best reveal but it certainly was not expected.
Sorry to say, but TwinBuilder's completely ignoring you. Maybe you could ask why you're being irritating in his (and everyone's) minds and reason with them, then change accordingly if you must. We're all trying to play, aren't we?
Also, you should read the rest of our posts. You might not be happy...
Action 2/3
Starfall Sync: 37/50
Horizon Edge: 7/7
I play an awesome guitar riff from this song: http://chrischristodoulou.bandcamp.com/track/dew-point . Oryx dances along, Malphas is the drummer, and Ruthven plays synths.
With our mighty musical power combined, we increase the tenacity and courage of the legion of players near tenfold. This turn, they can act one more time and all AG entities deal mini-crits.
This awesome song doesn't last forever, so take advantage of it while you can!
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Post I
I High-Six every enderman as they teleport away, and redirect the pain in my hand after high-sixing every Enderman on the server to The Bleak's Mouth.
Biumbra rejoices over me learning to spell Mouth, and decides to celebrate this by giving Wilson a shadowy healing cake.
Glass Box 2/3
Dream Powder 2/3
U2: Why are theze thing2 named after my mazter?? They zhould be named after me!!
Umbra's Pistols >=Renamer=< Biumbra's Pistols
The Pink Eyes 49/50Umbral Ultımatum 9/20
Project Biumbra 5/10
While I did not actually intend to use my Comb Rave, I have to tell you this: THAT WAS AWES0ME! Much better than anything that I could have came up with.
Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 11/11 COMPLETE.
Orb of Reality 10/11.
I duplicate a bar of Guardmetal. Subsequent to this, I give Fseftr both the duplicated Ultracircle and the duplicated Guardmetal in presumed return for one Indigo Defense and one Vis Defense.
I begin alchemizing Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Blade 1/?
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 22/50. (+1 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 17/25. (+1 from Gutza)
I use BT Tipping Scales Lv. 5: Jury Duty on Metalhead.
Since Flandre Scarlet now appears to be without a controller due to [ERROR: NO DATA] being erased from existence, mind if I formally take her over, Twin?
0rigin Point.
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