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+2 to Crystal, because Erelye is making things hard for Team Excelsior

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9

Wilson Money: $2

Fastest Thing Alive: 3/50

Gotta Go Fast: 3/50

From the Sidelines: 41/50 (+2 from Crystal)

Miniaturized Decad: 7/11

Computerized Decad: 7/11

Planet Express Ship Primary Lasers: 6/6 Complete!

==Actions==

==Excavate==

A communications channel opens.

Lothyra, would you please alchemize the dimensional drift device installed on the original ship?

But that would take an... oh.

Lothyra then alchemizes Shard of the Fez Capcharoid & Hypercube & Intake Manifold = Dimensional Drift Device.

Hypercube: The 4D-equivalent of a cube.

Intake Manifold: The device that supplies fuel to the engine of a car, or dark matter to the Planet Express Ship's engines.

Dimensional Drift Device: A 4D-intake manifold that allows the vehicle it is mounted to to make short "hops" into the fourth-dimension. The ship will seemingly disappear from normal space and appear back in the third dimension a couple of seconds later. Basically, this device gives the vehicle the ability to "phase" through obstacles or dodge a projectile. However, consumes a massive amount of power and requires a lengthy recharge once it is used.

((BTW that device is actually a canon modification to the Planet Express Ship on the TV show, so don't say that I made it up. Look up "2D-Blacktop" to be sure.))

Lothyra then demonstrates to the members of Team Excavate how to draw Jhon Eggbort (misspelling intentional). Using Metalhead as the canvas and The Heavy Light set to "Drill" as the drawing tool. And to top it off, she uses the results of rolling the Toxic Decad at Metalhead to color the drawing.

No post today. I'm working on real-life stuff. I'm going to have this whole business about the ninth Rave sorted out by tomorrow.

Oh good. Take your time.

I casually shoot a Jolt arrow into the Wings.

Skaia's Bow 19/40

Insanity Quiver 1/50

Ultimate Skulltop 24/50

Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 5/10

(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 9/11

Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 2/??

I... What? ...I don't think you understa- DON'T FEED THE TROLLS, EVERYONE.

/null

I wonder who that will end badly for...

/Null

Quote from Pricey12345»

I Absolutely hate No daily posts with a passion. same with Twinjas if you put this on again i will going to do...

GIANT BOLDY ITALICS CAPS on and doing the 4th Action everytime!

/null

That's not even a Twinja. To qualify for a Twinja, he has to post while you're making a post yourself.

And there is no way in HELL that you spent 5+ hours on THAT.

/null

14/50 Magnificent Manes Men's Hair Club
14/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
11/14 Thu'um Boombox

I randomly heal a member of Team Excelsior and defense buff another.

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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Quote from Pricey12345»

I Absolutely hate No daily posts with a passion. same with Twinjas if you put this on again i will going to do...

GIANT BOLDY ITALICS CAPS on and doing the 4th Action everytime!

/null

Pricey:

Twinja: The state of having Twin finish starting his update in between the start and the end of your action post.

Quote from Pricey12345»

I Absolutely hate No daily posts with a passion. same with Twinjas if you put this on again i will going to do...

GIANT BOLDY ITALICS CAPS on and doing the 4th Action everytime!

/null

This is it. This is the straw that breaks the camel's back. You're telling me that if I don't ignore my school work and social life and choose to post on the thread everyday, you will break the rules of this forum game. You just gave me the proof I needed. I will be reporting you to the moderators for disrupting this forum game. This is no threat. I gave you more chances than I can count. But you refused to listen.

In a few hours, you will regret your decision.

... gorilla yes. Thank you Twin.

/null

*Plays a mashup of every song used to commemorate victory over some jerk in existence*

Turn 4

Action: I am Dead I am having an conversion in Hell right now

And there was much rejoicing.

And there was much rejoicing.

Doobidydoobadoobadoo! We beat that troll, cause we are the champions, no time for guys like him, we rejoice because he is gone now, since we've reported him.

I cast Greater Retcon, pull out the pageclaim since why not use this big waste on a bigger waste, and use it to immediately call forth the ROLEPLAYBLITERATOR, which happens to be a stick. I then poke Pricey with the stick in the afterlife, killing his soul with anticlimax powers.

Skaia's Bow 20/40

Insanity Quiver 2/50

Ultimate Skulltop 25/50

Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 6/10

(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 10/11

Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 3/??

Turn 5 (This will be a Nullpost)

Everyone I Lost GG to all i am still speaking in hell.

19/50 x3 Infusion

Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $280

Battlefield: I give Wilson some Lapis Armour

Pricey Mindscape: I get out.

+2 to Wilson

EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11

Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11

The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 2/11

29/40 Return of EXOS

My Action: I throw Pricey's corpse into The Bleak. Because the godmodder is the only OP on the server, he must now break The Bleak's mouth open with the Banhammer to get at Pricey to ban him.

Fleetmind Action (Pa'anuri Clarification): The Pa'anuri Fragment is one of those strange entities that does not have a defined health bar. Instead, it starts at 100% Strength and loses 10% Strength every round because it was mortally wounded by being teleported to the battle. It loses strength each time someone uses a teleport in the attack because teleporting disrupts dark matter entities (dont ask me how), about 1% for incidental teleports in the middle of an attack on something else and about 5% for a teleport with the direct purpose of attacking the Pa'anuri Fragment. The Pa'anuri Fragment attacks via gravitational means, and likes to attack advanced reactor systems because it can detect them easily. It deals about 25000 damage at 100% strength, but that doubles at 10% strength as it gets desperate. As previously stated, it is a hostile entity that is really pissed off because it was teleported to here.

SCP-2317 Action: I cast the Curse of Antimatter Bomb on Pricey's corpse, which converts it to antimatter at the end of the EOTB for massive damage to either the godmodder or The Bleak's mouth.

Quote from TwinBuilder»

This is it. This is the straw that breaks the camel's back. You're telling me that if I don't ignore my school work and social life and choose to post on the thread everyday, you will break the rules of this forum game. You just gave me the proof I needed. I will be reporting you to the moderators for disrupting this forum game. This is no threat. I gave you more chances than I can count. But you refused to listen.

In a few hours, you will regret your decision.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Although, if there is no daily post, can we have a 4th action? Yes or no?

My question becomes a question mark that falls into the Bleak's jaw, crushing it.