UMBRA SCEPTER: A scepter that appears to be made from jet-black bone. It harbors intense powers of death, destruction, and shadow. It can also gamble for status effects that can potentially be inflicted on its target.
I lay down and sob tears of excessively warm H2O build-up. The tears flow out of my facial cavities like waterfalls flowing from some house in Liechtenstein. The water from my tears-of-unknown-cause flood the room and corrode Metalhead. Truly lying down and crying is always the answer.
I finish the Orb of the Curse, and toss it over to Crystal. I then casually open the Basement Door after attaching it to a wall, and send whatever comes out at the Mouth. I also shoot a Nostalgia arrow into the Mouth, causing it to become 8-bit. The Bleak suddenly cuts itself up with its incredibly pointy teeth.
Skaia's Bow 21/40
Insanity Quiver 3/50
Ultimate Skulltop 26/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 7/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 11/11
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 4/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-2, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
ORB OF THE CURSE: A dull purple orb that fluctuates with large amounts of pure magical energy, periodically giving the orb a more radiant color and tone. The orb is surrounded with occult and dark power that will be released upon use...
I heal myself with the Black Hand and the Author's Artifact.
THE AUTHOR'S ARTIFACT: A medigun with six barrels configured in a hexagonal pattern. Each barrel has a distinct shape and power: the first barrel is a standard medigun barrel and grants Ubercharge, the second barrel is a Kritzkrieg barrel and grants guaranteed critical hits, the third barrel is ashen and inflicts Wither on enemies, the fourth barrel is pure white, removes all status effects on allies, and makes it so allies gain health by attacking enemies, the fifth barrel is jet-black and damages enemies, and the sixth barrel is golden and appears to reconfigure the entire weapon into a bazooka that fires some sort of energy.
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (Level 10: 1/11)
Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (Level 10: 1/11)
In your confusion, you heal the Bleak! +15,000 HP to the Mouth!
Alright. I'll be trying to get in another post today.
About Pricey: he still wants to play the game, doesn't he? Why not just omit his story parts?
@Retgone: Who's Pricey?
@Piono: Agreed, even though Pricey is a bit thick-skinned. I managed to get the idea after being yelled at by the entire community!
@Combrave: I thought the Shadows was my thing, but eh, I'm so little noticed and insignificant that it shouldn't matter. Shadows is a pretty generic word anyways...
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 36/50
Horizon Edge: 6/7
It looks like you'll need a little help after the great battle with the Bleak. This is the final challenge, after all.
Alright... 5, 6, 7, and...
I break into a mighty dance, one aided by magic and strengthened by my cosmic power. Now, all players shall deal mini-crits and cannot be targeted until they attack. Such is the Rogue Dance.
Don't ask me, he enjoys dancing.
Be silent!
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
A turn-wide minicrit bonus can't be granted by just a one-post action! The next three attacks will minicrit though.
Okay. Make the Dimensional Drift Device = Hypercube & Intake Manifold & Dimensional Pulser (a device that can cause a powerful pulse of N+1D energy, where N is the number of spacial dimensions the user currently resides in).
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive: 4/50
Gotta Go Fast: 4/50
From the Sidelines: 42/50
Miniaturized Decad: 8/11
Computerized Decad: 8/11
Dimensional Drift Device: 2/?
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on Metalhead. Then she rolls the Movement Decad at Mariachi Joe.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $282
Battlefield: I snipe the bleak with the lapis steakhouse
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 8/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 3/11
Turn 1/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 10/11.
Orb of Reality 9/11.
I duplicate the Ultracircle.
I preview:
Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Sword.
Magic Cueball Eye && Fenestrated Wall.
Magic Cueball Eye && Fourth Wall Image.
Fenestrated Wand >Fine.
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit.
Guardmetal && Mithril Chainshirt (From LOTR, Bilbo got it as a reward.)
Guardmetal && Micromail (Chainmail, with very, very small links.)
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 20/50. (+2 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 15/25. (+2 from Gutza)
I gather Sacred Items, subsequent to which I retry the Combat Operandi: Bad Stone use on Mariachi Joe, weeping tears of friendship lost as I do so. Sorry, Joe, but I gotta see what this does.
You expend 4 Hog Slop, 5 Pie Filling, and 1 Elf Tear!
You take out the Ea Mechanism and level it at Mariachi Joe! The Mechanism's Ea Cores begin to produce large amounts of magical energy, and the crystalline arrays take the energy and refine it into primal energy: that of chaos, Perditio. The Mechanism takes a sinister purple hue, the crystals becoming a deadly amethyst color. The energy is absorbed by storage units, and the entire Mechanism becomes a ticking time bomb, waiting to release all of its energy. Without warning, you fire it at Mariachi Joe, piercing tendrils of pure chaos streaming through the air and slicing through him! Before long, the tendrils fade into oblivion and become maroon, and then cease. Minicritted 45,000 damage!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense
Wilson's Shop: $284
Battlefield: I use the wiki cueball and look up why the mimes were imprisioned or whatever
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 9/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 4/11
The mimes were sentenced to life imprisonment in the Mime Dimension by the Council of Nine, under the grounds of helping release /̢̠̪̭̝̹͎̜̼͈̜͙̤̬̪̊̇̈̔̋͝$̨̜͕̺̊͂ͫ̑͝ͅ@̸̎ͣͧͣͪ̂̾ͫ̓ͤ̌͂͌̎͂͌ͬ҉̷̶͇͍̩͍̙͖͔̙̹ͅ%̧̘̤̬̮̜̟͍̪̘̲̱̮̝͔̙̮͉̳͉̆̌̿̂̍͗̾ͦͨ̀͡!̸̼͎̘̘̳̫̜̰̳̖͐̄ͭ̉̑̋́́̕)̪͔͉̣̼͂͛̃ͬ͒ͫͪͣ͊̎̐̓̚͠ͅ.
I casually Null Cube the Mouth. I then roll the Voided Octet at the Mouth.
Skaia's Bow 23/40
Insanity Quiver 4/50
Ultimate Skulltop 27/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 8/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 5/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-2, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I call up the council of Limbo and ask them if they've got a guy named Pricey12345 in one of their cells, and if so, request they increase the security on that cell by a few exponents.
Then, I play Surgeon Simulator, starring a bunch of random alchemies in place of the regular tools, and the Bleak's mouth in place of a patient.
...
HAMMERTIME! *Smash*
...
Oops. The blood loss meter just skyrocketed. Is that bad?
Component A: 14/50
Component B: 14/50
We have no recollection of "Pricey12345" ever existing, and we would appreciate it if you and your fellow warmongers would cease all contact with us. Some of the actions of you players here have been deplorable, and if they had happened in life you would certainly have found a one-way ticket straight down here. And this isn't even to mention what your war will ultimately be responsible for... Oh, you all have no idea what is in store, do you...
We disabled your shadow clones for a reason, you know.
I inspect the Indigo Defense I just received from Fseftr.
The Hand of Truth will decide to use THE CUTTING OF THE UNFAITHFUL again, this time on the Mouth. The Acolytes target the Mouth as well, if they're still alive. The Hatters, being that Erelye isn't here to command them, will use their basic attacks (Divine Blade, Hand's Eye and Branding) on the Mouth as well. Any AG entity that hasn't obtained Orders this round from their commanders will default to attacking the Mouth.
I take out the Gatekeeper's Scythe again. I haven't really been using it, especially considering Piono basically donated a majority of his alchemies to me through this, theoretically making it one of the strongest weapons I possess. I proceed to continue not using the awesome weapon and instead pull out the Skrillex Drop, and play the sounds of every young kid playing a T/M rated FPS/TPS game I know of at max volume, after handing EVERYONE (even the Godmodder) earplugs to block out the noise, leaving the Bleak the only ones unprotected. The Bleak, and all of it's composed Mimes, proceed to go into frothing madness at the stupidity, loudness, and horrible nature of this, only surpassed by the impossible-to-understand madness of Social Justice Warriors, which, mercifully, I have no audio of. And that totally discounts the powerful super-sonic audio tearing through the Bleak's mouth.
I then react to the Tingle Reveal. That actually came out of left field a little bit. No Majora. Mother-effing Tingle. Congrats, Proof, you got me. Wasn't the best reveal but it certainly was not expected.
INDIGO DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and a hardened form of Indigo Flames. While wearing this, superpowered defenses will be quickly forged around the mind of the wearer, making sure that no one will be able to enter their mindscape and view their thoughts and memories.
Sorry to say, but TwinBuilder's completely ignoring you. Maybe you could ask why you're being irritating in his (and everyone's) minds and reason with them, then change accordingly if you must. We're all trying to play, aren't we?
Also, you should read the rest of our posts. You might not be happy...
With our mighty musical power combined, we increase the tenacity and courage of the legion of players near tenfold. This turn, they can act one more time and all AG entities deal mini-crits.
This awesome song doesn't last forever, so take advantage of it while you can!
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
HORIZON EDGE: A dull blue sword that seems to harbor both powers of the night sky and complete and chilling cold. It harnesses the unforgiving nature of the never-ending, icy cold, soul sucking darkness of space in its attacks.
This fails for the reasons your earlier action did.
I High-Six every enderman as they teleport away, and redirect the pain in my hand after high-sixing every Enderman on the server to The Bleak's Mouth.
Biumbra rejoices over me learning to spell Mouth, and decides to celebrate this by giving Wilson a shadowy healing cake.
Glass Box 2/3
Dream Powder 2/3
U2: Why are theze thing2 named after my mazter?? They zhould be named after me!!
Umbra's Pistols >=Renamer=< Biumbra's Pistols
The Pink Eyes 49/50
Umbral Ultımatum 9/20
Project Biumbra 5/10
While I did not actually intend to use my Comb Rave, I have to tell you this: THAT WAS AWES0ME! Much better than anything that I could have came up with.
5,000 damage to the Mouth!
+3,000 HP to Wilson!
Umbra's Pistols >= Rewriter =< Biumbra's Pistols
I figured that would be a good time to use it. Thanks for the praise! I was intending on using the Manipuleightr anyway, just so you know.
Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 11/11 COMPLETE.
Orb of Reality 10/11. I duplicate a bar of Guardmetal. Subsequent to this, I give Fseftr both the duplicated Ultracircle and the duplicated Guardmetal in presumed return for one Indigo Defense and one Vis Defense. I begin alchemizing Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Blade 1/?
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 22/50. (+1 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 17/25. (+1 from Gutza)
I use BT Tipping Scales Lv. 5: Jury Duty on Metalhead.
Since Flandre Scarlet now appears to be without a controller due to [ERROR: NO DATA] being erased from existence, mind if I formally take her over, Twin?
THE PILOT'S VAT: A cockpit that contains a large Curative Vat. It heals and satiates whoever is inside and allows the user to mentally control the entire room and, by extension, the entire ship.
I pull out a giant MAGNET GLOVE, and attract Metalhead to it! He slams into the glove at high speeds, and then I reverse the polarity! He then slams into a cave wall. I switch the Polarity again, causing him to slam into the glove. Repeat until the Magnet Glove runs out of juice.
If the glove doesn't work then I simply use the DEMOCRATIC UPHEAVAL to forcibly remove one finger.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Use Decisive Strike on the weakest Pyro!
>Abathur: Spawn moar locusts! (Locust.entity: Attack Metalhead!)
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Mouth!
>Symbiote(Garen): Use Carapace Shield!
I'm going to ask; can I have Symbiote Shields linger even after the Symbiote relocates? If so, Abathur won't spawn locusts, and relocate Wilson's Symbiote to alsmiffy, who will then use Carapace Shield.
Except your Sword Rain doesn't rain on them. It rains on someone's lawn. Two old ladies storm out of the house and yell at your servants for ruining their plastic flamingos. After dismembering your servants, they focus their attention on you, and stare at you so maliciously that it causes you to burst into flames and fly straight into the Bleak's mouth, damaging both of you. I then use MY action to firmly stomp you down the Bleak's throat, toss grenades down the throat, and then spay thousands of bullets down it. I jump away action-movie style right before the epic explosion. Pricey was completely atomized by the combined forces of the explosions and the Bleak's energy, and the great lord of Minecraft, Notch, comes down to erase your fractured and hideous soul from all existence. Oh, and the Bleak also took damage from this.
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
9,000 damage to the Bleak! ERR only rematerializes for this attack...
I stuff the rest of Pricey (or, well, what would have been the remains of Pricey if he hadn't been completely RetGonobliterated) into a blender, then load it into a mortar shell and launch it at the Bleak.
I then pull out the Fenestrated Blade, whirling it about...The moving blade goes into a blur.
I focus on the spell, Create Greater Demiplane. My focus pulls into existence a Greater Demiplane behind the blade...And then I slice down on the Bleak, pulling it into a Demiplane of my own creation.
Demiplane Statistics:
Alignment: Strongly Good
Elemental: Anti-Mime
Energy: Strongly Positive
Time Flow Speed: 2x
Shape: Non-Euclidian fractalline shape such that the Bleak is continually attempting to occupy less space than it possibly can.
Attributes: No magic
If and/or when the Bleak returns, I drop it in the Positive Energy Plane proper, annihilating it more fully.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x1, Vis Defense x1, The TP Toggler, Destroyer Defense, Archenemy, Guardmetal, Ultracircle
Wilson's Shop: $286
Battlefield: I inspect Archenemy, Guardmetal, and Ultracircle
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 5/11
I give tazz vis defense, and will get back to you ASAP, Crystal
THE ARCHENEMY: A hexagonal shield littered with several geometric patterns. It can deflect enemy fire right back at those who fired it, it greatly absorbs damage, and it can create constructs made of hard light.
GUARDMETAL: An insanely durable metal comprised of voidmetal, bedrock, ichor, and pure tutamen. It will protect against most known attacks.
ULTRACIRCLE: A highly powerful runic circle that is composed of several helical and concentric patterns. When standing inside this runic circle, the user's magic will be amplified greatly.
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 8/11).
I duplicate the Archenemy and throw it at Fseftr for the Magic Defense. OK, deal is done.
Amplifier && Effect Slinger = The Sixth Degree (Level 8: 9/9). WIN. Not sure if this can Uber, though. Sounds familiar...
How does 1/1 on SCP 914 work? Looks like I'm gonna find out...Orchid Fire (from Oblivion's Topper) > 1/1 = ???
I lend my leadership skills to the confused Mokou, who has apparently found herself summoned to the Battlefield by some mysterious force but has no commander. Must be some retcon majjyks at work, banning the summoner, and I take command. Mokou will target the Mouth, like basically everything else.
In any case, I whip out the Gatekeeper's Scythe again. Except, I have just performed the rare and highly dangerous 2X FAKEOUT COMBO, and instead pull out Fear No Anvil, for the first time in a while, discounting a use of Eruption going wonky due to a certain Wing I wanted dead not being there for the killing. I twirl the fearsome hammer in my hands, like a conductor's baton, far lighter than it actually should be by any means. I eventually toss it out of my hands entirely, letting it fly to the ceiling of this place. I then draw another old favorite, Hephaetus' Gate. I ready my best door stance, rush at the Bleak's exposed oral orifice (Mouth), and give it a powerful DOORYUKEN, flinging the massive gate upwards in the process and giving the Bleak massive burning, just as the Hammer was falling down. Both collide at the same time. Time halts, and both artifacts fall down again, and I pocket the Gate, leaving just Fear No Anvil. Meanwhile, the Time Inferno burns the Bleak even in its time frozen state, so I decide to fuel the flames, and fire off tons of Time Infernos, keeping the Bleak trapped in a Time Loop of being eternally hit with the hammer and frozen even as everything else starts moving again, eventually covering the mouth in a ton of localized time infernos that burn it across time. That is some ridiculous crud going on right there. Then, everything just explodes in a fiery chronosplosion.
I throw a Rock at the Bleak, just to be sure.
THE SIXTH DEGREE: A medigun with six barrels configured in a hexagonal pattern. Each barrel has a distinct shape and power: the first barrel is a standard medigun barrel and grants Ubercharge, the second barrel is a Kritzkrieg barrel and grants guaranteed critical hits, the third barrel is pure white and removes all status effects on allies, the fourth barrel is yellow/black and fires a huge chunk of Slag that weakens enemies, the fifth barrel is ashen and inflicts Wither on enemies, and the sixth barrel is dull blue and Freezes foes.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
ENTD System 22/50. (+1 from Gutza)
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 17/25. (+1 from Gutza)
I pull out an Ea Mechanism and float up into the air, the massive amounts of magic produced from the construct being directed into me. My eyes shine a bright purple and I open my mouth wider than might otherwise seem physically possible, vomiting a blast of ravening power at Metalhead.
Staff of the Mind Magus && Indigo Flames = Staff of the Mind Demon (Level 5: 1/6)
Just Passing Through -c Thaumic Hub =The Thaumic Beyond (1/4)
Great, CONFUSION. This is just lovely. I'll probably be dead at this point, because Runic Shielding is gone. If I am, I respawn. Immediately.
I really am burned out right now, so I'm just gonna drop the Battle Technique: Forge Stoker Level 10, Eruption, on what will hopefully be the Bleak's mouth, and end my turn there. Ugh.
ORCHID FIRE: Strange orchid flames that reverbrate with ancient and otherworldly power. They harness the powers of dream demons and mind-bending reality-manipulating entities. Anything alchemized with them could potentially utilize the abilities of both of these.
Orchid Fire && Musket = The Mental Musket (Level 7: 1/8)
45/50 and 19/50 +1 to Pr-*GR/̪͕̪̌7̪͕̪̬)̪͕KZZZZ/̪͕̪̌7̪͕̪̬)̪͕̪͒ZZZZZ/̪͕̪̌)̪͕̪͒ZZZZZZ* er... strange... uhh... +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I fire beams of swirly green flame from the Staff of Ysera at CollarBone.
Commands:
- Alexiron: Hydro Talons on Metal Head MANA: 3/8
- Asharon: Ash Slam on Mariachi Joe to knock him prone and copy his flamethrower.
Terrain: 20% Ash, 0% Water.
Dispenser &&& syringe &&& Glass Bottle = Potion syringe 2/3
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 2/8
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = Noxious Cauldron 2/4
Wilson gets up a little to berate someone.
((Stupid editor... never works quite how I want it to)) Why are you trying to drink a mist? That shows just so lit-
There was a sudden whooshing sound and Wilson looked confused.
Wait... what... what was I talking about? Um... I can't quite remember... uh... Oh, uh, thanks for the Lapis Armor. Does it fit? I'll put it on if it does.
50/50 post charge spent!
Woah, I think I know what they all saw. Maybe though...
Wilson winces as he goes back to looking through the grid. He starts to rip the water and carbon out of thee surrounding area. He grabs nitrogen from outside as well and electrocutes it with lightning to fix it. Swirling it around for a few moments, he implodes the particles and flings them everywhere, making a sort of make shift fertilizer. Pulling in water from outside, he makes a mist envelop the room as well. Channeling Mori for just a moment, plants start to grow around the area. In addition, a small lake and fountain sprouted up. When he was done, the entire area had become a mist covered grove of sorts. It had a feeling of tranquility around it.
For the next 3 turns, the area is a peaceful grove. All debuffs on allies will go down twice as fast and all allied entities will be healed for 5,000 HP. In addition, Wilson's Stress will fall by 15% per turn. In this environment.
Wilson of course, being unable to do anything else, rests. He also uses the last woolen bandage.
10,000 damage to Collarbone! You take 8 damage in counterattack!
The area becomes a Peaceful Grove!
The Chaos Incarnation deals 6,500 damage to Mokou!
Split uses Broken Anachronism on the Bleak once more, dealing 25,000 damage to the Mouth!
Wilson gains +10,000 HP due to his bandage! Flandre Scarlet and Mokou deal 20,000 damage to the Mouth! The Hand of Truth deals 14,000 damage to the Mouth! HatFilms deals 21,000 damage to the Mouth!
The Bleak senses its imminent defeat... With only a sliver of HP left, it seems the mime menace is almost subdued. Holding on to all the spare life it can muster, it deals a mini-critted 20,000 damage to djh3max and alsmiffy, and deals 15,000 damage to the Hand of Truth! Trottimus dodges the attack. Tingle deals 10,000 damage to Wilson! The Godmodder deals 15,000 damage to the Chaos Incarnation, 10,000 damage to Flandre Scarlet, knocks an HP bar off of Mokou, deals 11,500 damage to Split, and deals 50,000 damage to Wilson! He then opens a short-term portal to Team Excavate and deals 50,000 damage to Asharon! Back in Team Excelsior, he kills CobaltShade and deals 15 damage to Crusher and Pit!
The Roots are glowing with energy and buzzing with the vibrations of the earth...Just one more turn, and the Roots will probably be ready to use! Garen deals 15,000 damage to Collarbone but takes 10,000 damage in retaliation! Asharon deals 3,000 damage to Mariachi Joe and knocks him prone! Abathur spawns more Locusts! Wilson's Symbiote deals 6,000 damage to the Mouth! Garen's Symbiote creates a shield! The Legion of Pyronus deals 20,000 damage to Alexiron and uses Pyrovision, preventing all allied entities from attacking next turn!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
Peaceful Grove: III All allied debuffs go down twice as fast. All allied entities are healed for +5,000 HP.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 3/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Incarnation: [???] HP: 60,000/75,000.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 90%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 100,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 96,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 35%. State: 0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 48,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 1,900,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Sign of True Victory. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 42,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 30,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 107,500/2,000,000 HP. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Tingle: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Bananas: II Fairy Healing: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Collarbone: 24,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 14,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
I start cooking an cake looking like an castle because there is never enough cake 1/5.(an item creation and an building summon)
And I try to use the altar of infusion for turning cooking into an item
I then try using readable text made of sum of sentences for stealing one pixel of the hat layer of the Godmodder.
but sadly the readable text ends up being an copy of Germinal.
Then I forget why the tentacles of the Godmodder ends up making people remember of Germinal.
I then give an non trapped top-hat to the Godmodder which is extremely rare and I do not understand why I am typing those words.
The non trapped top-hat is not trapped.
On the top hat there is an engraving of the godmodder wearing itself in an way allowing to see all its faces.
On the top hat there is an engraving of creaming cakes.
The creaming cakes are screaming.
on the creaming cakes there is an engraving of all the life of an minecraft player in the same picture
in the life of the minecraft player there is an 5D engraving of an computer
the computer have DF in his hard drive
in one of the DF worlds there is an engraving of the godmodder with the hat
on this particular engraving of the godmodder his 5-th tentacle have eight written on it and it 6-th tentacle have an engraving of the non trapped-ness of the top-hat.
on the non trapped-ness of the top hat there is menacing obsidian trees.
the atoms of the menacing obsidian trees are universes.
those universes have all Germinal.
in the Germinal of thoses universes there is an picture of the non trapped-ness of the top-hat
the top hat is in fact an cake in the other universes.
cakes are tasty.
the tastyness of the cakes have engravings of an dwarf holding universe-packed
the dwarves have all the top-hat which is an cake and non trapped.
Then I understand the godmodder is in fact alcoholic.
I then create an tsunami of alcohol with white and red candy and maintain an whirlwind of alcohol around the godmodder and in fact no matter how much he might drink the whirlwind does not reduce and in fact the more he drinks the greater the whirlwind becomes and in fact the alcohol is not flammable and I do not burn it.
in fact the whirlwind is not the top-hat and is instead the cake which is the top-hat in the other universes.
the whirlwind try to merge with the hat layer of the godmodder if he try to not make it disappear nor drink it and if he try not having the alcohol whirlwind it is replaced by far power-fuller wines which have names and each attempt increase the amount of alcohol/wine.
The whirlwind suddenly decide he is inappropriately named and becomes angry and I need to find an appropriate name I find one but it is not writable.
now it is an not writable of alcohol/wine.
I try to make an pun about Pod Gold and the Godmodder and fails and in fact it was an enumeration of three things which are four like the three musketeer.
There is nobody laughing and Ulysses does not laugh.
the lameness is so intense it might fail at hitting the godmodder but then I show the truth that the top hat was also an circular stick diagram with error margin on how well he is drawn named é (+¨%%*[email protected] and with labels describing themselves.
I point out that Twinbuilder is violating rules about being unable to interrupt charges by banning Pricey, because he is preventing him from charging an attack and nothing can stop a charged action.
I point out that Twinbuilder is violating rules about being unable to interrupt charges by banning Pricey, because he is preventing him from charging an attack and nothing can stop a charged action.
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 8/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 5/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-15, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-4, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I punch Split due to petty grievances. Sorry not sorry etc. I then buy him a Nectar Cake, a Potion of Zeus, and a Potion of Scratch, and tell him to use his specials if he gets the chance, on the Mouth or the Chaos whatever. After that I roll the Lover's Octet at the Mouth. And duplicate enough Pocket Alchemiters for everybody.
I point out that Twinbuilder is violating rules about being unable to interrupt charges by banning Pricey, because he is preventing him from charging an attack and nothing can stop a charged action.
/null
Rule One; Twin is the God-Emperor of DTG2, obey the God-Emperor.
I stuff the rest of Pricey (or, well, what would have been the remains of Pricey if he hadn't been completely RetGonobliterated) into a blender, then load it into a mortar shell and launch it at the Bleak.
I then pull out the Fenestrated Blade, whirling it about...The moving blade goes into a blur.
I focus on the spell, Create Greater Demiplane. My focus pulls into existence a Greater Demiplane behind the blade...And then I slice down on the Bleak, pulling it into a Demiplane of my own creation.
Demiplane Statistics:
Alignment: Strongly Good
Elemental: Anti-Mime
Energy: Strongly Positive
Time Flow Speed: 2x
Shape: Non-Euclidian fractalline shape such that the Bleak is continually attempting to occupy less space than it possibly can.
Attributes: No magic
If and/or when the Bleak returns, I drop it in the Positive Energy Plane proper, annihilating it more fully.
hello netpatham, hi xcano
this is memia, memia is the god of memes, he can meme as much as he may ever so please,
as long as nobody has the anti meme sword and all 5 gemstones on the meme emblem, he is immune to most attacks
A small airship flies down into whereever-the-heck-everyone-is, maneuvering around whatever obstacles might be. It is visibly smoking, and is apparently damaged. At it hits the ground, its single passenger hops off, clad in a dirty red jacket and aviator goggles. He looks around for a couple seconds. "Okay, just one question...where are we?"
Okay, I have no idea how this works, or how you start, but I'd like to give it a go.
Right now, we're taking on the 5th trial. You can join team Excelsior, who is going up on the tower to destroy the godmodder, or team Excavate, who is going below the tower to dismantle it's foundation so the tower can collapse. Once you've decided which team to join, attack the Boss. And also check generic's post for more general info to this forum game.
Alright then, Team Excelsior sounds more fun. What's the boss?
The boss is the Bleak, which I estimate it will be dead in the next 2-3 turns, so make sure you try to get the last hit, because you can get a spoiler of war from it. If you have any questions, consider posting them Here, or PM Twin.
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@Generator_of_cubes: Very simple. Beat The Bleak to death. It will probably die soon. If you want, you can make better items by taking random items and combining them with && or || like (itemA) && (itemB) && (itemC) && ... = ???. There's around a million and 17 other things you can do here, such as charges, entities, RP, assists, leveling up, joining my Hunger Games simulation over on the discussion thread, etc. Nether, we even have a bit of an economy going on around here. But those two things might be the most important/
46/50 and 20/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
The itsy bitsy spider gives Joe (or collarbone if dead) an itsy bitsy bite, and he DIES
Commands:
- Alexiron: null MANA: 5/8
- Asharon: null
Terrain: 20% Ash, 20% Water.
HP: 24/25 240,000/250,000
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 419$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 50/50 DONE 7/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 286$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 20$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x1 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x1 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
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I stuff A Glitchy-Witchy Nuke into the Bleak's mouth. It explodes, glitching the Bleak out and teleporting him into a pool of lava, which burns the Bleak into a crisp.
UMBRA SCEPTER: A scepter that appears to be made from jet-black bone. It harbors intense powers of death, destruction, and shadow. It can also gamble for status effects that can potentially be inflicted on its target.
The Godmodder debuffs everyone with HP Limit, lowering everyone's MAX HP again! 4,000 damage to the Bleak!
5,000 damage to Metalhead!
The Bleak stares creepily back.
2,000 damage to the Bleak!
The Bleak just stares at a computer screen, unblinking, and reads it all.
ORB OF THE CURSE: A dull purple orb that fluctuates with large amounts of pure magical energy, periodically giving the orb a more radiant color and tone. The orb is surrounded with occult and dark power that will be released upon use...
An empty chest pops out.
8,000 damage to the Mouth!
THE AUTHOR'S ARTIFACT: A medigun with six barrels configured in a hexagonal pattern. Each barrel has a distinct shape and power: the first barrel is a standard medigun barrel and grants Ubercharge, the second barrel is a Kritzkrieg barrel and grants guaranteed critical hits, the third barrel is ashen and inflicts Wither on enemies, the fourth barrel is pure white, removes all status effects on allies, and makes it so allies gain health by attacking enemies, the fifth barrel is jet-black and damages enemies, and the sixth barrel is golden and appears to reconfigure the entire weapon into a bazooka that fires some sort of energy.
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (Level 10: 1/11)
Deadly Quests || Cobalt's Testwriter = Cobalt's Questgiver (Level 10: 1/11)
In your confusion, you heal the Bleak! +15,000 HP to the Mouth!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
20,000 damage to the Mouth!
A turn-wide minicrit bonus can't be granted by just a one-post action! The next three attacks will minicrit though.
Hypercube && Intake Manifold && Dimensional Pulser = Tesseract Manifold (Level 10: 1/11)
Somehow, you only get +1 to all Sacred Items! Mariachi Joe appears to be concentrating on something...
You lack the Sacred Items!
5-2-2-10-4-5-2-1-7-10
Mariachi Joe spontaneously turns radioactive, and suffers the horrendous side-effects! Minicritted 9,000 damage!
Minicritted 18,000 damage to the Mouth!
But it's just a normal window!
Fenestrated Blade && Shattered Fourth Wall = Through Broken Glass (Level -1)
Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Blade = Fenestrated Point (Level 9)
Magic Cueball Eye && Fenestrated Wall = Glass Eye (Level 1)
Magic Cueball Eye && Fourth Wall Image = Fourth Eye (Level -1)
Fenestrated Wand > Fine = The White Wand (Level 8)
Guardmetal && Chainmail Suit = Guardmetal Suit (Level 10)
Guardmetal && Mithril Chainshirt = Guardmetal Chainshirt (Level 10)
Guardmetal && Micromail = Guardmetal Microarmor (Level 10)
+2 to all Sacred Items!
> crystalcat: COMBAT OPERANDI => BAD STONE
You expend 4 Hog Slop, 5 Pie Filling, and 1 Elf Tear!
You take out the Ea Mechanism and level it at Mariachi Joe! The Mechanism's Ea Cores begin to produce large amounts of magical energy, and the crystalline arrays take the energy and refine it into primal energy: that of chaos, Perditio. The Mechanism takes a sinister purple hue, the crystals becoming a deadly amethyst color. The energy is absorbed by storage units, and the entire Mechanism becomes a ticking time bomb, waiting to release all of its energy. Without warning, you fire it at Mariachi Joe, piercing tendrils of pure chaos streaming through the air and slicing through him! Before long, the tendrils fade into oblivion and become maroon, and then cease. Minicritted 45,000 damage!
The mimes were sentenced to life imprisonment in the Mime Dimension by the Council of Nine, under the grounds of helping release /̢̠̪̭̝̹͎̜̼͈̜͙̤̬̪̊̇̈̔̋͝$̨̜͕̺̊͂ͫ̑͝ͅ@̸̎ͣͧͣͪ̂̾ͫ̓ͤ̌͂͌̎͂͌ͬ҉̷̶͇͍̩͍̙͖͔̙̹ͅ%̧̘̤̬̮̜̟͍̪̘̲̱̮̝͔̙̮͉̳͉̆̌̿̂̍͗̾ͦͨ̀͡!̸̼͎̘̘̳̫̜̰̳̖͐̄ͭ̉̑̋́́̕)̪͔͉̣̼͂͛̃ͬ͒ͫͪͣ͊̎̐̓̚͠ͅ.
The rest of the [email protected]:>corrupte $d.
You fire the Null Cube at yourself in your confusion! You die!
You haven't officially started making this alchemy yet, but I'll give you the name at least:
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program = Gold Psionic Program (Level 4)
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 UNIVERSAL - MEGAVERSAL
Metalhead killed!
Failed due to the Curse of Repetitiveness!
We have no recollection of "Pricey12345" ever existing, and we would appreciate it if you and your fellow warmongers would cease all contact with us. Some of the actions of you players here have been deplorable, and if they had happened in life you would certainly have found a one-way ticket straight down here. And this isn't even to mention what your war will ultimately be responsible for... Oh, you all have no idea what is in store, do you...
We disabled your shadow clones for a reason, you know.
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
Tingle added!
You can use any item in alchemy, so long as the result isn't completely overpowered!
INDIGO DEFENSE: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine and a hardened form of Indigo Flames. While wearing this, superpowered defenses will be quickly forged around the mind of the wearer, making sure that no one will be able to enter their mindscape and view their thoughts and memories.
14,000 damage to the Mouth!
HORIZON EDGE: A dull blue sword that seems to harbor both powers of the night sky and complete and chilling cold. It harnesses the unforgiving nature of the never-ending, icy cold, soul sucking darkness of space in its attacks.
This fails for the reasons your earlier action did.
5,000 damage to the Mouth!
+3,000 HP to Wilson!
Umbra's Pistols >= Rewriter =< Biumbra's Pistols
I figured that would be a good time to use it. Thanks for the praise! I was intending on using the Manipuleightr anyway, just so you know.
THE PILOT'S VAT: A cockpit that contains a large Curative Vat. It heals and satiates whoever is inside and allows the user to mentally control the entire room and, by extension, the entire ship.
Fenestrated Wand && Fenestrated Blade = Fenestrated Point (Level 9: 1/10)
But Level 5 of that Battle Technique isn't Jury Duty!
Go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
9,000 damage to the Bleak! ERR only rematerializes for this attack...
But ERR has no remains!
7,000 damage to the Bleak!
THE ARCHENEMY: A hexagonal shield littered with several geometric patterns. It can deflect enemy fire right back at those who fired it, it greatly absorbs damage, and it can create constructs made of hard light.
GUARDMETAL: An insanely durable metal comprised of voidmetal, bedrock, ichor, and pure tutamen. It will protect against most known attacks.
ULTRACIRCLE: A highly powerful runic circle that is composed of several helical and concentric patterns. When standing inside this runic circle, the user's magic will be amplified greatly.
THE SIXTH DEGREE: A medigun with six barrels configured in a hexagonal pattern. Each barrel has a distinct shape and power: the first barrel is a standard medigun barrel and grants Ubercharge, the second barrel is a Kritzkrieg barrel and grants guaranteed critical hits, the third barrel is pure white and removes all status effects on allies, the fourth barrel is yellow/black and fires a huge chunk of Slag that weakens enemies, the fifth barrel is ashen and inflicts Wither on enemies, and the sixth barrel is dull blue and Freezes foes.
Orchid Fire > 1/1 = Corrupted Fire (Level 6: 1/7)
16,000 damage to the Mouth!
Staff of the Mind Magus && Indigo Flames = Staff of the Mind Demon (Level 5: 1/6)
Just Passing Through -c Thaumic Hub =The Thaumic Beyond (1/4)
+4 HP!
Who would have guessed? You burn Overlord and Talist!
You end up force-feeding yourself anti-mime juice, which is highly toxic! You become unconscious!
You end up choking yourself!
+4 HP!
2 damage to gutza!
Failed due to the Curse of Repetitiveness!
ORCHID FIRE: Strange orchid flames that reverbrate with ancient and otherworldly power. They harness the powers of dream demons and mind-bending reality-manipulating entities. Anything alchemized with them could potentially utilize the abilities of both of these.
Orchid Fire && Musket = The Mental Musket (Level 7: 1/8)
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FORGE STOKER - ERUPTION
You hit yourself and die!
10,000 damage to Collarbone! You take 8 damage in counterattack!
The area becomes a Peaceful Grove!
The Chaos Incarnation deals 6,500 damage to Mokou!
Split uses Broken Anachronism on the Bleak once more, dealing 25,000 damage to the Mouth!
Wilson gains +10,000 HP due to his bandage! Flandre Scarlet and Mokou deal 20,000 damage to the Mouth! The Hand of Truth deals 14,000 damage to the Mouth! HatFilms deals 21,000 damage to the Mouth!
The Bleak senses its imminent defeat... With only a sliver of HP left, it seems the mime menace is almost subdued. Holding on to all the spare life it can muster, it deals a mini-critted 20,000 damage to djh3max and alsmiffy, and deals 15,000 damage to the Hand of Truth! Trottimus dodges the attack. Tingle deals 10,000 damage to Wilson! The Godmodder deals 15,000 damage to the Chaos Incarnation, 10,000 damage to Flandre Scarlet, knocks an HP bar off of Mokou, deals 11,500 damage to Split, and deals 50,000 damage to Wilson! He then opens a short-term portal to Team Excavate and deals 50,000 damage to Asharon! Back in Team Excelsior, he kills CobaltShade and deals 15 damage to Crusher and Pit!
The Roots are glowing with energy and buzzing with the vibrations of the earth...Just one more turn, and the Roots will probably be ready to use! Garen deals 15,000 damage to Collarbone but takes 10,000 damage in retaliation! Asharon deals 3,000 damage to Mariachi Joe and knocks him prone! Abathur spawns more Locusts! Wilson's Symbiote deals 6,000 damage to the Mouth! Garen's Symbiote creates a shield! The Legion of Pyronus deals 20,000 damage to Alexiron and uses Pyrovision, preventing all allied entities from attacking next turn!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,870,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 11
Team Excelsior
Confused: III
Peaceful Grove: III All allied debuffs go down twice as fast. All allied entities are healed for +5,000 HP.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 3/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Incarnation: [???] HP: 60,000/75,000.
Pa'anuri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 90%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 100,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 96,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 35%. State: 0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 48,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 1,900,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Sign of True Victory. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 42,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 30,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 107,500/2,000,000 HP. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Tingle: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Bananas: II Fairy Healing: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor. Burn: II
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Yggdrasil Root A: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 90%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) gutza1, Pokefan151, and Amperz4nd are near it.
Yggdrasil Root B: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 80%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) TT2000 and Talist near it.
Yggdrasil Root C: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIIII 95%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) crystalcat and Irecreeper are near it.
Garen: [AG] HP: 36,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Regen: IIIII Has a Symbiote.
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 125,000/250,000. Mana: IIIIIIII 3 Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 0% Water. Regen: IIIII
Asharon: [AG] HP: 102,000/225,000. Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 20% Ash.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Hidden: 100%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x2.) Locusts: 5,000/5,000. (x6.)
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Collarbone: 24,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 14,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III READY (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
2 Hog Slop
13 Elf Tears
5 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
I reform together and B-Slap who ever killed me! D:
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
I start cooking an cake looking like an castle because there is never enough cake 1/5.(an item creation and an building summon)
And I try to use the altar of infusion for turning cooking into an item
I then try using readable text made of sum of sentences for stealing one pixel of the hat layer of the Godmodder.
but sadly the readable text ends up being an copy of Germinal.
Then I forget why the tentacles of the Godmodder ends up making people remember of Germinal.
I then give an non trapped top-hat to the Godmodder which is extremely rare and I do not understand why I am typing those words.
The non trapped top-hat is not trapped.
On the top hat there is an engraving of the godmodder wearing itself in an way allowing to see all its faces.
On the top hat there is an engraving of creaming cakes.
The creaming cakes are screaming.
on the creaming cakes there is an engraving of all the life of an minecraft player in the same picture
in the life of the minecraft player there is an 5D engraving of an computer
the computer have DF in his hard drive
in one of the DF worlds there is an engraving of the godmodder with the hat
on this particular engraving of the godmodder his 5-th tentacle have eight written on it and it 6-th tentacle have an engraving of the non trapped-ness of the top-hat.
on the non trapped-ness of the top hat there is menacing obsidian trees.
the atoms of the menacing obsidian trees are universes.
those universes have all Germinal.
in the Germinal of thoses universes there is an picture of the non trapped-ness of the top-hat
the top hat is in fact an cake in the other universes.
cakes are tasty.
the tastyness of the cakes have engravings of an dwarf holding universe-packed
the dwarves have all the top-hat which is an cake and non trapped.
Then I understand the godmodder is in fact alcoholic.
I then create an tsunami of alcohol with white and red candy and maintain an whirlwind of alcohol around the godmodder and in fact no matter how much he might drink the whirlwind does not reduce and in fact the more he drinks the greater the whirlwind becomes and in fact the alcohol is not flammable and I do not burn it.
in fact the whirlwind is not the top-hat and is instead the cake which is the top-hat in the other universes.
the whirlwind try to merge with the hat layer of the godmodder if he try to not make it disappear nor drink it and if he try not having the alcohol whirlwind it is replaced by far power-fuller wines which have names and each attempt increase the amount of alcohol/wine.
The whirlwind suddenly decide he is inappropriately named and becomes angry and I need to find an appropriate name I find one but it is not writable.
now it is an not writable of alcohol/wine.
I try to make an pun about Pod Gold and the Godmodder and fails and in fact it was an enumeration of three things which are four like the three musketeer.
There is nobody laughing and Ulysses does not laugh.
the lameness is so intense it might fail at hitting the godmodder but then I show the truth that the top hat was also an circular stick diagram with error margin on how well he is drawn named é (+¨%%*[email protected] and with labels describing themselves.
I sigh, respawning. I then ask the Council whether annihilating a soul is grounds for horrible punishment.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use the Screen-Locker to obliterate the bleak's mouth with Spams of death.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I point out that Twinbuilder is violating rules about being unable to interrupt charges by banning Pricey, because he is preventing him from charging an attack and nothing can stop a charged action.
/null
Remember, exceptions.
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
Skaia's Bow 26/40
Insanity Quiver 4/50
Ultimate Skulltop 27/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 8/10
Gemini Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd 5/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-15, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-4, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I punch Split due to petty grievances. Sorry not sorry etc. I then buy him a Nectar Cake, a Potion of Zeus, and a Potion of Scratch, and tell him to use his specials if he gets the chance, on the Mouth or the Chaos whatever. After that I roll the Lover's Octet at the Mouth. And duplicate enough Pocket Alchemiters for everybody.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Rule One; Twin is the God-Emperor of DTG2, obey the God-Emperor.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
hello netpatham, hi xcano
this is memia, memia is the god of memes, he can meme as much as he may ever so please,
as long as nobody has the anti meme sword and all 5 gemstones on the meme emblem, he is immune to most attacks
he has a bad reputation for being everything wrong with the internet
his current form is a humanoid with HUGE muscles, he RADIATES MANLINESS
one of his most significant powers is bringing things from the internet to reality
battle theme:
normal theme:
abilities and magic
WAKE ME UP INSIDE: boosts attack and speed
(CANT WAKE UP): puts foe to sleep
summon pepe: NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (high power summon)
summon "OC": summon a strange creature from the depths of deviantart (mid power summon)
summon anon: summon a 4chan anon that s***posts to attack (low power summon)
summon coldsteel the hegeheg: pssh... nothin' persenal... kid... (ultra power summon)
salt: pour salt on enemy wounds to paralyze them
mic scream: make a really loud noise that confuses enemies
AIDS: poisons enemy
darude-sandstorm: blinds enemy
fake link: send a fake link to the enemy, stealing a random item from them
wombo combo: uber strong 20 hit combo
swooce: guaranteed escape from battle
battle cry: increase attack for all party members
proxy: increase defence for all party members
more on memia's summons
anon
s***post: offends enemy, decreasing defence
meme: poisons enemy
"OC"
bad drawing: drawing so bad that it paralyzes enemies
bad grammar: grammar so bad that it decreases attack
bad backstory: backstory so bad that puts enemies to sleep
pepe
NORMIES: powerful 3 hit combo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: confuses enemy
s***post: offends enemy, decreasing defence
battle cry: increase attack for all party members
coldsteel the hegeheg
bad drawing: drawing so bad that it paralyzes enemies
bad grammar: grammar so bad that it decreases attack
bad backstory: backstory so bad that puts enemies to sleep
wombo combo: uber strong 20 hit combo
be edgy: increase all stats
s***post: offends enemy, decreasing defence
battle cry: increase attack for all party members
meme: poisons enemy
nothin' persenal... kid: super powerful attack used on all enemies
(yes, i have roleplayed as this character before)
Okay, I have no idea how this works, or how you start, but I'd like to give it a go.
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Aight, welcome! Simple 3-step list to joining.
1. Start posting, there's no actual joining process.
2. Read the OP, important stuff be there.
3. PM Twin if you have questions.
Have fun!
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Well, here goes nothing.
A small airship flies down into whereever-the-heck-everyone-is, maneuvering around whatever obstacles might be. It is visibly smoking, and is apparently damaged. At it hits the ground, its single passenger hops off, clad in a dirty red jacket and aviator goggles. He looks around for a couple seconds. "Okay, just one question...where are we?"
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Right now, we're taking on the 5th trial. You can join team Excelsior, who is going up on the tower to destroy the godmodder, or team Excavate, who is going below the tower to dismantle it's foundation so the tower can collapse. Once you've decided which team to join, attack the Boss. And also check generic's post for more general info to this forum game.
EDIT: lol, Genja'd
I'll be making my great escape now!
Alright then, Team Excelsior sounds more fun. What's the boss?
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The boss is the Bleak, which I estimate it will be dead in the next 2-3 turns, so make sure you try to get the last hit, because you can get a spoiler of war from it. If you have any questions, consider posting them Here, or PM Twin.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Account Transfer
[SCP-343] dammit son of a [censor bar or something] piece of [something goes here] mothergorillaing [censor bar]hole gorillagorillagorilla!
02/> HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY! No stealing my profanity line!
05/> Cobalt, remember the deal we had?
Fine, you can play. But only until the trial ends.
05/> That's like tomorrow!
Too bad.
Action
05/> I respawn.
@Generator_of_cubes: Very simple. Beat The Bleak to death. It will probably die soon. If you want, you can make better items by taking random items and combining them with && or || like (itemA) && (itemB) && (itemC) && ... = ???. There's around a million and 17 other things you can do here, such as charges, entities, RP, assists, leveling up, joining my Hunger Games simulation over on the discussion thread, etc. Nether, we even have a bit of an economy going on around here. But those two things might be the most important/
46/50 and 20/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
The itsy bitsy spider gives Joe (or collarbone if dead) an itsy bitsy bite, and he DIES
Commands:
- Alexiron: null MANA: 5/8
- Asharon: null
Terrain: 20% Ash, 20% Water.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.HP: 24/25240,000/250,000Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 419$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 50/50 DONE 7/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Dispenser &&& syringe &&& Glass Bottle = Potion syringe DONE
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 3/10
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = Noxious Cauldron 3/5
Wilson uses alchemical shot with a potion of Ambrosa on himself because he's taking a ton of damage.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- Current Emotion: Sly
(Counters for 1,000)
- State: 25
- Stress: 40%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I stuff A Glitchy-Witchy Nuke into the Bleak's mouth. It explodes, glitching the Bleak out and teleporting him into a pool of lava, which burns the Bleak into a crisp.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Act 1! No assist due to dying horribly!
Invert (27/50) (Sun in the Shadow)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 9/11).
Orchid Fire (from Oblivion's Topper) > 1/1 = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
Orchid Fire && Musket = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Killed by my own volcano. Such shame.
I respawn.