My Action: I tacticalstrategic mega nuke pricey's current position. Since he is inside The Bleak right now, this hits The Bleak's wings for insane damage because the godmodder suspended the OP scale for attacks on Pricey because he needs to die.
SCP-2317 Action: I trap Pricey in an infinite respawn loop inside my Soul Factory, giving me hundreds of his souls. I combine this energy to blast the Bleak right in the mouth with a nasty attack.
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To T.E.N.9001: No, we cannot have a 4th action. 3 is the limit.
To Pricey: One. What the heck is a Neo-Godmodder? You never explained it, it is not a recognized game mechanic, and frankly, it smacks of cliches and unoriginality, just putting 'Neo-' in front of a name. Two: You do not comprehend the full magnitude of your actions. You certainly do not. You have been, or will be, reported to the moderators of this forum for disruptive behavior in a forum game. This may take several paths, but the most likely one will be a warning and possible ban from posting in this thread. I personally hope that Twin will simply ignore your posts from now on. Three: You cannot change your alignment without a suitably dramatic betrayal, or other arrangement. Twin has stated this.
My Action: I realize that SCP-2317 is planning to blow up all the Anti-Godmodders, and quickly switch back to Anti-Godmodder so that he cannot attack them because he is now allied with them.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind tests the Weath Ray (nicknamed the BanGun for this test only) mk.2 on Pricey, causing an instant kill that not even a "Neo-Godmodder" or whatever he claims to be can defend against.
SCP-2317 Action: I get around the restriction by using a nasty spell that implants stuff in The Bleak's mouth, causing severe damage during the process but with a side effect of boosting its attack.
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You remember what happened to the last guy who tried to disrupt the game like this? Anyone remember old Ellavagod? You know, the first time Wilson took an active role in the game and tried to beat his face in? Too bad he was banned just before that could happen...
And by the way, I also reported Pricy with an, in my opinion, very polite message to any mod who was going to read it.
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Majoras Mask?: I start feeding the trolls... WITH A COMPUTER VIRUS
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That is...absolutely insane. Pricey, i'm pretty sure you've done the most stupid thing i've seen in my existence. This is a new low i don't think anyone can ever reach. I thought that the PPC would be enough to put you on-track, but it's done nothing. You deserve all you get now, for you have officially crossed the morality line for me. Expect true pain for your actions, for it is going to go down if you want someone to ruin their life.
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Just for fun, I shove pricey into SCP-914 and set it to rough. :3
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I don't even look at Pricey, not considering him worth the effort of retaliation.
While completely ignoring Pricey, I continue shooting the Pyros, this time in such a boring and generic manner that it causes them physical pain simply to watch me do it.
Just so that we're clear, I've reported Pricey. I know a few of you have as well. I don't know how he'll be punished on a forum-wide scale since that's not for me to decide, but what is for me to decide is how he's punished in this game. I will no longer quote any posts from Pricey. He is now the first player to be banned from Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator. Rest in peace knowing that you have set a world record.
I TAKE. A LARGE LAWNMOWER. AND SET IT. TO DRIVE. OVER THE AGS' FEET.
Astria dusts herself off. th/\nks, eric. /\nyw/\y, i sl/\sh the ble/\k's ribc/\ge (if de/\d, mouth) with /\ bl/\de forged in the ironworks of the horrorterrors themselves, cooled in the springs of the dre/\m bubbles they glubbed up, /\nd infused with grimd/\rk power by fluthulu himself.
The Chaos Tendril realizes it is dead, and turns into its penultimate form: THE CHAOS INCARNATION.
A glowing maroon humanoid with chaotic runes fluctuating across its body, the Incarnation only has 75,000 HP, but does the most damage yet, 6,500. It also will summon a pack of Chaos Beasts at 37,500 health.
I eat the Bleak. Results are unpredictable, and what no one would expect. That is, I do not die from it or have the Bleak come out from within me. Something entirely different happens.
...I need to finish my work, and time is running out. Hey, Ire. Got a minute?
EDIT: I JUST GOT PUN BASED ON OUR VERY OWN GAME MASTER AND ALSO NINJAS!
3 damage to omglolsguy!
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
You mutate horrifically and turn into the Bleak. The Bleak stands perfectly still after a few seconds and regurgitates you from its Mouth. You are covered in blood and other substances I would not like to identify or describe.
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I pull out the Fenestrated Blade and focus on Anti-Mimes. The Blade shimmers with views of Anti-Miming, Anti-Mimes, and me slicing the Bleak, aiming to lop off a Wing if at all possible.
I then duplicate a copy of the Fenestrated Blade for Crystal, and preview Fenestrated Blade && Teleportation Majjyks, and Fenestrated Blade && Shattered Fourth Wall. I also preview Window && Portal Gun. ((I'm going for a portal gun that shoots portals to whatever place you focus it at.))
I follow this strike up with concentrated Fire from Four Elements. I then plunge the Bleak into Water, but not before attaching a shorting detonator timer to it. The timer also blows up the TNTx500 block placed on the Bleak while I was in timestop. Much incompressible kablooie occurs.
I then whack the Bleak once more with the Anti-Mime Focus Fenestrated Blade, for good measure.
6,000 damage to the Wing!
Fenestrated Blade && Teleportation Majjyyks = Warper Blade (Level 8)
Fenestrated Blade && Shattered Fourth Wall = Are you kidding me.
Window && Portal Gun = Isn't that exactly what a normal Portal Gun does?
Turn 1/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 7/11.
Orb of Reality 6/11.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle 2/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 15/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 7/25.
I quickly point back a page to my Runic Shielding at full charge, shouting, "Objection! Runic Shielding protects the person that has it from a fatal blow when fully charged, leaving them at death's door with 1 HP and draining the Shielding fully! Therefore, I cannot be dead!"
I then heal myself with Luminescence Lv.10, and enter the Giant Wooden Castle, shielding myself.
If I am indeed dead, disregard this, and I instead respawn.
You set down the Crystalantholocore and watch as it immediately begins to hover in the air, large amounts of light swirling around it! The light of the Legion of Pyronus' flame magic is taken by the Crystalantholocore as well, and the natural light around the chamber is as well! The light that the Roots are producing is taken up, and soon, all light in the chamber has been forced into the Crystalantholocore! The item goes still, and then all the light passes into you like a lightning bolt! You are fully healed!
The Anthem finally takes hold. It revives Talist fully and ups his Attack and Defense without losing an action! Also there was some music tied to it but eh.
Either way, my own action. I attack The Wings with the Polygonal Arcs again. All healers must die. It's just how it should work. They make it harder to kill stuff, so kill them.
Talist is revived thanks to the Anthem! He is protected from attack this turn! His next attack will crit!
I pull out PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER, and use it on Skullface! While in his mind, I paint a vivid landscape; one of Pyroland, in it's beautiful, rainbow radiance. I appear in Pyroland, to the surprise of Skullface! He attempts to befriend me in his mind, and lunges towards me in real life! Suddenly, a black, soulless castle appears in Pyroland, armed with weapons, and highly reinforced!
In both Pyroland and in real life, Skullface bashes into a castle; the black one in the dream, and the wooden one in real life. The Wooden Castle then begins to fire an array of blasts towards the Legion of Pyronus, while the Black Castle in Pyroland begins using all sorts of horrific weapons to destroy Pyroland! The color of the land begins to fade, and even the fabeled Balloonicorns are killed in the crossfire!
The animatronic Chair Knights step out, and engage the Legion as well, using their various weapons to fight them off! At the same time, in the Pyroland Dream, shadowy figures leave the castle and continue to destroy Pyroland! And then, I change Skullface's visions using the Topper, causing him to think that the other members of the Legion of Pyronus are also part of that group destroying Pyroland!
Enraged, he sets out, smashing both wooden knights and his fellow allies in real life! His allies restrain him, and in Pyroland, the shadowy figures ensnare him, and LAUGH. I then forcibly cause Skullface to fall asleep, and make him dream. He's back in Pyroland, but it's destroyed and ravaged; the once happy and colorful landscape burnt, splintered and covered in Balloonicorn remains.
And, in the center of Pyroland, is a giant version of me, with a twisted smile and a huge, world-rending scythe. Giant-Dream-Me smashes his scythe into the ground, red streaks of light emerging from the cracks left behind! Pyroland's lifeforce begins to drain, and Skullface attempts to fight Giant-Dream-Me! He fights long and hard, but is eventually hit to the side with a well-aimed strike of my scythe.
And then, I drive him straight through Pyroland, manipulating the dream to make it seem like he's entered the very Nether itself! Thousands of grieving Balloonicorns look at him, and scream! Skullface sees them all and knows one thing; he couldn't protect him. He eventually plummets onto a large, circular platform, covered in blood and balloon shreds. The Balloonicorns descend upon him, and begin to attack him, screaming and torturing him all at the same time.
...Skullface can't take it. In his dreams, his home was just destroyed and ravaged by a giant and his castle, and now the Balloonicorns he once loved are attacking him. The sheer mental strain of it all, causes Skullface to go limp, soul departed from body.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Use Decisive Strike on the weakest Pyro!
>Abathur: Spawn Locusts.
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Wings!
>Symbiote(Garen): Use Spike Burst on two random Pyros!
You use Providence's Topper! 30,000 damage to Skullface!
Question; how does my RPLS-SH w/ A/E-IC compare, power and, y'know, not-suck-'cause-boring wise, to the various other superweapons laying around and previously used, in the opinion of anyone who cares to answer? {This being an overcharged, dark-eldritch-majjyk-enhanced version of the weapon I used to "Make Zero Hour look like firecrackers"}
/null
Depending on how much it was charged for, it's pretty powerful.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (8/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (6/8)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (4/11)
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I pull out the Pitcher's Power. Using the powers of Pitchmanry, I destroy the Bleak's mouth with the shouting of Billy Mays and the Bleak's remaining wing with the chopping of Vince's Slap Chop. The awesomeness of Pitchmanry summons every pitchman's spirit and the products they pitched. Billy Mays quick chops the Bleak's remaining wing before burning it with a Steam Buddy and sticking millions of Hercules Hooks to it, then tossing Suicide Putty into the mouth of the Bleak! Vince summons a giant ShamWow that soaks up the Bleak's remaining wing! Anthony Sullivan summons an array of products that inflict an array of status effects onto the Bleak! Every pitchman in existence joins in and they collectively destroy the Bleak with the pure power of Pitchmanry!
Biumbra conjures up shadowy bandaids for Flandre Scarlet, healing him/her/it.
Ravethrower Complete!
Psiichip Complete!
Umbra's Pistols 3/4
Glass Bottle > Fine
Nightmare Fuel > 1:1
Ancestral Awakening 49/50!
Umbral Ultımatum 7/20
Project Biumbra 3/10
The Nightpearl is Enderpearl && Nightmare Fuel. The Posts section on your Profile is there for a reason.
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+3,000 HP to Flandre Scarlet!
RAVETHROWER: A golden flamethrower forged from metal with hexagonal patterns made to resemble honeycombs. The weapon is filled with the power of honey and bees. It can spew flaming honey, honey bullets, or skewer opponents with a blade of solid honey. It can also summon swarms of bees and give flight to the user! But don't use it for too long... You might become consumed by the bees' power...
PSIICHIP: A chip that, upon being applied to a piece of machinery, will allow said machinery the use of psiionic powers.
NIGHTPEARL: A jet-black Enderpearl that swirls with chaotic energy. Upon use, it will teleport the user to the location where it is thrown, but at the cost of a sizable chunk of sanity.
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Wilson's Shop: $276
Battlefield: I pour the Ultracharge canteen down Wilson's throat
Pricey Mindscape: I look into Pricey's most recent memory
+2 to Wilson
I dupe indigo defense
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 5/11
It immediately starts raining. I am obeying Conservation of Mass. Plus, trust me, I could NOT in fact use that much water in a single attack without some charge, which is what the stagger was about. I certainly tried.
"Elves do their best now and are preparing. Please wait warmly until it is ready."
With that message being sent to everyone in a short range in prep for Erelye's Comb Rave, including at NinjaV to make sure he's ready to rock the Rave himself, I prepare to keep healing Wilson with the Amplifier. It's a Medigun, UBERCHARGE would be lovely here. The Life Ideograil pops up behind me yet again, meanwhile, a massive tree growing behind me! Despite the fact that the Bleak's going to have worse to worry about in this next second from a certain Elf, he can't help but recoil as those trees did in fact hurt. Except, no, I'm going total healer mode now. The Tree itself glows a nice, calming green, and bears fruit quite quickly. It's specifically some fox-friendly fruit. I have no idea what a Fox's diet is, or what kind of fox Wilson is, so I can't make assumptions on this matter. In any case, I quickly pick my work straight off the tree, then juice it, making a potent healing potion. I quickly give the Healing Juices to Wilson, further healing him.
NinjaV, are you going to claim the other half of the Rave now?
I will not be able to post anymore today becuse of my current lack of internet access and the editor's lack of mobile support, making Minecraft Forum look like something found in SCP-173's containment cell.
Request for my Comb Rave: I want it to include The Manipuleightir and the Bowler Hat.
Also, why didn't my actions (rolling the eight principle and refilling the hog slop) go through?
/Null
Okay, you claim your Rave. It's From the Shadows. Since you've given me an idea, you promptly use it.
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. Said glow intensifies around you, turning into a spherical shape and then quickly spiraling around you, picking up momentum until it is cyclically rotating at extremely intense speeds! The wind picks up at the top of the Tower, and the storm clouds that congregate around the Tower spiral down to your position... You equip the Bowler Hat, the most fancy hat in Paradox Space, and throw it upwards!
A golden shard of light catches the Bowler Hat and energizes it, causing it to accelerate to frightening speeds, surging past the already-broken block height limit and through the ceiling of the Tower! The Bowler Hat, in a shockwave of black light, parts the clouds and dims the entire sky. The time of day is for naught, as all light across the entire server is extinguished. The sun and the moon, gone. The glowstone that encircled the Tower, gone. Torches, gone. Jack o' Lanterns, gone. Hopefully you get the point by now.
Like a boomerang, the Bowler Hat comes back to your position and flies to your hand. You pocket it in your inventory, and realize with a grin that your plan worked. Everything is completely pitch-black, and no one can see a thing. Confusion is abound in the chat, with everyone wondering who turned off the lights. Even the Godmodder seems to have been affected, stumbling around blindly, along with everyone else. As you wonder how you know everyone's movements, you realize that you're the only one who can see, but even then, it's not in a conventional way. It looks like you can see the outlines of things amidst the black environment, which you realize isn't a static color, but is more of a shifting black mass in the throes of turmoil.
You decide to test this theory. You look at the Bleak, whose large and battered form presents a clear outline to you. You equip the Manipuleightr. The green keyboard winding around the staff begins to spin around very erratically, the spirographical orb's patterns changing before your very eyes. A large amount of energy begins to swirl around the staff, bringing light to the previously dark arena. Everyone looks around, startled by the change. You realize that what was once golden energy encircling you has changed: it is now an aura of pure solidified shadow and darkness. A tenebrous tendril moves from you and circles around the Manipuleightr, powering it with the Rave's umbra.
The Manipuleightr creates a huge heavyweight of the darkness and sets it above the Bleak. It silently, stealthily, falls towards the Bleak and crashes onto him. However, it does not retain its shape, and it turns into a viscous liquid. The liquid envelops the Bleak, obscuring his outline entirely and matching his body exactly. The Bleak struggles and tries to move, but cannot. The shadow ultimately hardens around the Bleak, solidifying again and encasing the Bleak entirely in itself.
The shadows around you change form, the Manipuleightr directing their power. They solidify into the form of two gargantuan wings, those that belong to some kind of dragon. You run at the Bleak, your wings slicing clean through the Bleak's body. His Wing falls to the ground, cracking into several pieces and becoming useless. You hover in the air afterwards, your wings flapping and keeping you aloft. With every flap, the darkness and shadow that dominates the room pulsates and writhes, shifting around. A bulge begins to form in the floor of the room, and some of the shadow at the ceiling disappears. It looks like all of the shadow is concentrating itself into one spot...
After some time, the shadow is completely gone and everyone can see again, but a gigantic orb of darkness dominates the room. Liquid black drips occasionally from its surface, and the entire thing appears to be casting some sort of eerie light throughout the entire room, like moonlight. Because of this, a faint shadow has formed on the floor. The shadow aura around you loses its form and swirls around like a vortex, regaining its golden glow and shining like a spotlight throughout the room. No one is affected except the Bleak's stone-like form, which appears to melt somewhat. Also affected is the orb, which now gains a complete and permanent shadow.
A shape appears to be rising out of the shadow: a massive black dragon forged from the liquid darkness the Rave is centered around. First her head appears, then her long neck, then her body, her folded-up wings, and everything else. The light subsides, and the orb fades. You are no longer surrounded by a golden glow, only a small aura of power remains. Everything else has been channeled into this: an afterimage of the Enderdragon herself. And she is yours to command.
The Enderdragon glares at the Bleak, crackling with pink energy, and immediately sets to work. She opens her mouth, and a small ball of amethyst energy begins to form, which quickly increases in size - and heat. Everyone backs away as the Enderdragon's attack completes itself, a cone of amethyst fire spewing out of her maw and cleansing the Bleak's form. Entire portions of the Bleak are eroded by the inferno, and his body is stretched past its melting point. The Bleak begins to heavily lose its form and becomes misshapen. The heat can be felt all across the room.
The Enderdragon then glares at the array of monitors the Godmodder has constructed. They glitch out with pink energy and display static, ultimately conveying the singular image of a black head with piercing pink eyes that intermittently change to white. The eyes bore into the Bleak, apparently engaging in a staring contest of life and death with him. The air in the room grows cold, and everyone tenses somewhat, even though they don't know why. Suddenly, static obscures everyone's vision as the Bleak becomes horribly corrupted and defaced by the might of the populace of the End.
Every single Enderman currently on the server appears in the room, flooding it. They all have one purpose: kill the Bleak. Regardless of their former feelings about the Enderdragon, every Enderman is united in the cause of demolishing the funnymouth in its entirety. Once you deem the Bleak sufficiently ripped to shreds, the Enderman teleport away, and the Enderdragon dissolves. The lights turn back on, and the Bleak returns to its normal shape, albeit with entire chunks of its flesh ripped apart.
Remaining Wing destroyed! 1,600,000 damage to the Mouth!
I grumble at Pricey and casually poke him to death.
I notice a charge finishing, and pull out an incredibly complex quiver. I then program a bunch of attacks into it, giving it the Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program, Nostalgia Program, Void Program, and the Null Cube Program, and then infusing it with the Godmodder's Taglock. I then shoot a Freeze arrow at the Wings.
Skaia's Bow 18/40
Quiver Conundrum 50/50
Ultimate Skulltop 23/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 4/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 8/11
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Who is everyone talking about??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd (Level 10: 1/11)
It seems perfectly fair. I'm resetting something that occurred due to a mistake I made (giving Net anything). The vast majority of the people who have any don't have any use for it, or just don't care at all. Generic, for example, used the Gilded Pyramid once, and has expressed no desire to use it again. Anyways, Tazz has a perfectly viable supply of Orchid Flames as well, if people don't want to interact with the cold, senseless, idiotic, mindless, illogical, and unfair waste of existential matter typing this right now.
Regardless, I mutter to myself about useless Raves, and draw the Writhing Stick. Yeah, I'm probably not going to be able to post often (or possibly at all) for several days, due to things I'm not going to tell you about. I was trying to expedite the process, seeing as the duration of this... thing happens to be from tomorrow until Sunday. So, I hope you all enjoy killing the Bleak without my Rave. It was a mistake to change my disposition from the initial idea that I wasn't going to take one. It isn't as if you need it, anyways. I am no overseer, regardless. Semper vigilantem does not apply to me, regardless of my abilities and capabilities. I am a fool supposedly wielding the power and knowledge of my predecessors, and ineffectually, at that. I direct the Writhing Stick at the Bleak, and proceed to channel the agony of nearly fifty thousand dead occultists, fusing their esoteric souls within a small cube filled with oil. Screams and whispers emanate from the cube, pulsing outwards, rending the Bleak's core to paste, ninety percent of which begins dripping from its every orifice. I proceed to stab the Bleak telekinetically, tearing it limb from limb, without any shower of bodily fluids in any way whatsoever. I twitch the Writhing Stick, waiting. Slowly, fragments of skin begin to peel off of the Bleak's epidermis, and fall to the floor, pallid, clammy, and useless. Waves of agonizing energy rocket throughout the Bleak's form, searing its mouth with the silence of hundreds of mimes. I sudden toss the Soul Wand into the air. It begins to fire blasts of pure, unadulterated silence at the Bleak, before it teleports itself back to Crystal in a flash of fading mauve. Particularly impotent flames coat the Bleak, and slowly cause insubstantial amounts of pain for extremely small amounts of time.
I still think completely limiting an alchemy's obtainment isn't very fair.
Alright then. I retract the earlier statement that you claimed your Rave.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $278
Battlefield: I shoot the Ultracompound at the wing
Pricey Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A camera that gives a copy of photographed items to every player, as well as any entities and characters that can use it. Have it have to recharge if necessary.
The Communist Manifesto && Duplicator && Camera && Azure Essence = Captcharoid Duplicator (Level 10: 1/11)
Invert (21/50) (Sun in the Shadow. 1 from Erelye.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 6/11).
(Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 11/11). Woo! I immediately dupe one and toss it to Fseftr. Let's see about that Mind Defense.
Erelye, please tell me you're bluffing, right? Like, literally, it takes 4 words to use the rave: "I use the rave!" Please tell me you're joking. Please.
...
He's not joking is he?
Oh all the bad words.
Engie_Ninja! If Erelye doesn't use it this turn...You are level 10, so I hereby volunteer you to take the other half of the Rave, or just the whole Rave, really, as both of the people we semi-designated for the roll cannot do it, and the Bleak has to die, ASAP.
Eruption, Bleak's Wing, now. I really did not expect this. Longer attack later.
DESTROYER DEFENSE: An amulet that flickers with cobalt energy. It will protect whoever is wearing it from the powers and antics of Piono.
Runic Shielding: 100% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (6/11)
Eldarium Curse 47/50 (Tazz'd)
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
This is the only logical answer to my mind, Tazz. I am by no means joking around.
I stare at the Bleak, drawing the Crimson Twig slowly. Perhaps a bit of a contrast is in order. Hah. I incline the stave, and watch the crimson gem pulsate with a fell light, a dark gray ebbing away at any order reality has in store for it. Suddenly, waves of Perditio crash through the fabric of reality, reverberating about as they pummel the Bleak. I arc the staff, scarlet light flowing forth from it, attempting to contain the bursts. Unfortunately, my attempts are largely unsuccessful. Undulating spheres of entropy are the result of this horrifically failed attempt, careening about the tower with wild abandon, colliding with random structures and beings, strangely avoiding the Hand and its disciples. The strangely primal blasts of energy continue to orbit the Bleak, occasionally veering off of course, waiting. The primal globes of chaos tear through the Bleak occasionally, sapping it of its oblivion energies slowly. Theoretically speaking, it would be best to slowly nullify the creation and oblivion powers of the core mechanism for the Divine Hammer, take it in its inert state, and study it carefully. Then again, I do have some sort of base structure for the thing's core, due to the visions I received in the mists of mime souls. The souls of mimes are unusually good at summoning visions. Hah. The crimson gem atop the Twig grows unusually bright, emitting waves of destruction. Suddenly, the spheres of concentrated Perditio grow in power, arcing inwards, ignoring their original course. They all collide in a particular spot. The very center of the Bleak, of course. Elder emissions of arcane power tear the sense from the Bleak's limbs, forcing it to the ground in moments. There, the orbs of Perditio continue to fuse, chaos reigning, even more so than earlier. Suddenly, the spheres fuse fully, forging a node in the heart of the Bleak's form, entropy tearing it to shreds in moments, perhaps less. Perditio vis flows forth, arcing towards the wands of every thaumaturge within one hundred miles, fueling their storage. I do hope there are some thaumaturges down by the entrance of the tower. They certainly deserve this more than I do. The node rages about, the Bleak's frail body crumbling away at the foundations, making way for a new core. A chaotic core. A nodal core, forged in the fires of entropy and thaumic energies. Without a second thought, I lower the Crimson Twig, leaving the Bleak to its eternal suffering.
Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 8/11.
Orb of Reality 7/11.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle 3/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 16/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 10/25. (+2 from Erelye.)
Without any further delay, I immediately pull out an Ea Mechanism and activate the contraption. Large amounts of energy begin coursing though its crystalline frame, and I quickly redirect the magic into a passable shield around myself, strong enough to mitigate if not completely deflect damage against me this turn.
I also open a portal to the Plane of Sacred Items (Mentioned in a previous post.) and gather sacred items, enough to fuel this Operandi at least, and utilize Combat Operandi: Bad Stone on Mariachi Joe.
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
Mariachi Joe wonders why you have to be fighting him all the time, and invites you for a nice cup of tea. The two of you sit down and have a long chat about life. You completely forget to use your Combat Operandi as a result!
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (9/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (7/8)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (5/11)
Action
I infect the Bleak's remaining wing with Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease from Toxicide. I then pull out the Deleter and rapidfire the Really Sucky Virus, 2160p Edition into the Bleak's wing.
Invert (23/50) (Sun in the Shadow. 1 from Erelye.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 6/11).
(Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 11/11). Woo! I immediately dupe one and toss it to Fseftr. Let's see about that Mind Defense.
Erelye, IT'S FOUR WORDS. WHAT PROHIBITS YOU FROM SAYING FOUR WORDS?! Like, you have the rave CLAIMED. You don't need to say any other special attack: Just! Four! Words! Like, Seriously!? What's keeping you from using it?! Please just donate the rave to someone else if you're not gonna use it-not sure how that works or IF that works, but it's better than leaving us to fight off all 2 Million Hit points the hard way! Twin was explicitly trying to avoid something more than just an overly-long slugfest here, I know this!
Ugh, this is getting absurd. I pull out the Basement Door. I concentrate hard on exactly what I want here, as it's not an easy thing to do. I HAVE been there, temporarily, but it doesn't make it ANY LESS DANGEROUS. I pull out Aperire Clausa just for the aid I will oh most certainly need the aid here. Overextending myself on the water thing was one thing, but overextending myself on this is another. I slowly tap into the most powerful elemental plane in existence, or at least, the most overtly destructive to physical things. No, Oblivion is second-they can make it more permanent but just sheer carnage is best handled by THIS plane. Focus...Focus...focus...And let loose.I open the door, revealing a massive plane of blue electricity and whirring blades, the Elemental Plane of Electric Blender Element! Not too long after this, a massive True Electric Blender Elemental steps out, a whirring, shocking array of death and destruction on a mass scale, and he looks at the Bleak none too pleased! He 'cracks' his knuckles, letting sparks fly all over the Bleak's remaining Wing, then rushing up to it to rip it right off, which his mere palm accomplishes with gusto! Taking the Wing in his arm, he crushes it between his hands, then stretches it back out, making the Mimes composing it form an Accordian! He then plays it! Fortunately, he's not as bad as I am at Accordian Playing, but it's still hell for the Wing, as the Electric Blender Elemental is literally made of Electric Blending force, shocking and cutting them up as he plays his average-ish tunes, shrinking the Accordian to nigh-microscopic levels by the time he's done! He then places the Wing back on the Mime's back, fires off some generic-ish Electric Blending Power at it, and then departs. I close the Basement Door.
Oh, almost forgot. Acolytes target the Wings, Hand of Truth is using the CUTTING OF THE UNFAITHFUL on the wings.
I pull out the Fenestrated Blade and focus on the Electric Blender Dimension. I then slice off some of Pricey to make a Pricey Puree, quickly decant it into a bottle before I catch any Idiot, and shove it in the Bleak's Mouth for stupidity damage.
I then focus on the Universe Consisting Of Extrelemely Potent Healing Magic and channel it at Wilson.
I shield Wilson with Hard Light as well.
Who is Pricey? Why does everyone keep talking about him???
+5,000 HP to Wilson!
You use the Hard-Light Gun to completely protect Wilson from attack this turn!
Runic Shielding: 100% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (7/11)
Eldarium Curse 49/50 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
Trott uses Repentance on both the Mouth and the Wings, seeing as it can target two entities. Ross, on the other hand, abstains from attacking, instead purifying his soul with the righteous glories and infinite wisdoms of the one and only Hand, healing himself, as well as Smith. On a related note, Smith uses Golden Justice on the Mouth, somehow managing to accomplish the efforts the attack entails, despite the Mouth not having any limbs, that I can see, at least.
I place the Beat-Skipper on the ground once more, pulling out another music disc, Strad. Some sort of... Aspectual Awakening is in order for these discs, I suppose. Ward contained Praecantatio, 11 Ignis and Perditio, and now, for Strad, a disc whose aspectual composition at the current moment has no bearing upon the course of events. However, it is of note that Strad was once considered to contain Imperito. Hah. I place my hands of the edges of the jukebox, staring into its depths for several moments, before placing Strad within. Immediately, rich golden light begins pouring from the opening, flowing outwards, creation crashing into the Bleak some distance away. This would not ordinarily be considered harmful, if not for the fact that the Bleak is currently fused with an artifact of creation, corrupted by oblivion. If enough creation was released, it would be reasonable to state that the core of the Divine Hammer might win out, destroying the Bleak in its entirety. Then again, I doubt things will ever be so positive. And, anyways; positivity is a lie, a falsification of reality forged in the unconscious minds of sapient beings. Do not heed the words of your own mind. It desires to sedate you, allow you to succumb to the paradoxical will of time, and to the arbitrary whims of natural selection. To state a few other things, chairs have feelings, and feel pain when you sit on them; the lunar landings your human governments showed live were in fact faked to hide the fact that Earth's moon doesn't exist, and that it is a two-dimensional disc used to hide alien surveillance technology; your human democracy is a sham propped up by an elite cabal of the exceedingly rich; everything you know is a lie, and remember: we've all had some fun tonight, but let's not forget who the real "puppet masters" are: reptoids who have infiltrated our government. That's certainly the key to everything you will ever need to know ever. Hah. It's certainly encrypted with some sort of CIPHER. Anyhow, I watch as golden creation flows from the jukebox, carefully scrutinizing it with a cold stare. Within moments, the actual aspectual energy comes forth, yellow-brown energy emerging from beneath the creation. Suddenly, the Bleak loses control of its limbs, and begins to lumber forwards, before lunging to the ground, bashing at the floor. Upon doing this, it crawls to the wall, and walks directly through it, plummeting to the ground, hundreds of meters below. I abruptly captchalogue the Beat-Skipper, still scratching Strad. This could be useful, in the future. Hah. Imperito, in my opinion, is one of the most valuable of the hidden aspects.
What's prohibiting me? Well, for starters, the fact that it seems that you're only doing this because you want something from me. The Hand, the Rave, it is all the same. Secondly, there's no real reason to do it at the current moment. Unless the Bleak starts impaling players (which I'm surprised it has not begun doing already), it is by no means an imminent threat. Thirdly, on a similar note, have you considered that yelling at somebody to do something isn't going to solve anything? Your shouting will do nothing but further restrain my hand. Regardless of how I may act, I am my own person, capable of making my own decisions based off of sensual evidence. Commanding me to do something will get you nowhere, save possibly backwards.
15,000 damage to the Mouth!
All Tazz wants from you is for you to have a hand in finishing the Trial... But if you never wanted a Rave to begin with, I won't give you one.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (10/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (8/8)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (6/11)
Action
I pull out the Resonance Chamber and tune into the pattern of the Bleak, killing its wing to death! Using the power of Rosen, I pull out the Plumsgun and fire millions of highly toxic Polonium Plams (with pure deadly botulinum toxin in the cores) into the Bleak's mouth. I then redecorate the Bleak using fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide.
14,000 damage to the Mouth!
THE UNICONTROLLERS: A set of two metal wands that specialize in creating computer programs from code that can control the minds of others, forcing them to do actions without their own volition. All commands are followed without question, making this item extremely useful for mind control.
Turn 3/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 9/11.
Orb of Reality 8/11.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle 4/4 COMPLETE.
I duplicate the Fenestrated Wand and toss the duplicate to Net, presumably receiving the Fenestrated Blade from him in trade.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 17/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 12/25. (+1 from Erelye.)
I place down the Crystalindigolovat, climb into it, and spend a long while soaking in its healing power, protected by a redundant shield, since nobody can be attacked in the middle of an action.
I also grab the STAR Rifle and fire a salvo at Mariachi Joe.
THE SCREAMING EAGLE: A modified version of Just Passing Through that contains a pilot hub, with a visual representation of the ship's surroundings, a computer with infinite thaumaturgial knowledge, and a chair that allows full mental control of the ship.
Mariachi Joe yells at you! Didn't you JUST have a peaceful conversation with him?? 8,000 damage, regardless!
Erelye. You're going to deal upwards of 1 Mil damage with the comb rave, and still probably manage to halve the eventual length of the fight with Bleak like this.
If there's anyone level 10 in team Excavate, give them the other half of the comb rave (ninjaV, I'm looking at you) and have them finish up the fight down there.
That being said, I'm not sure whether or not ninjaV wants to use his comb rave, because he put in a request about what his comb rave should involve, so I think his intent was to use it.
That being said, Eric and Hank do generic healing again since there's not a whole lot important I can do since erelye's being antagonistic.
Seeing all this stuff going on, there definitely needs to be a big IC discussion between everyone with a stake in the matter after this is all over. I mean, I've basically dropped out of the RP completely for the last month or so, but I do have stuff to say and relevant characters.
I point out that I could probably Rave by now if the Echeladder had been updated recently, however slowly I've been dealing damage.
I warp directly behind Skullface {Damn but I hope that's the right name...} and smash it into the ground with my enormous shields over and over before dropping both shields on it and nailing them to the ground with a spare sword for each corner, then pull the huge antimateriel rifle that is the Recoil Scoper out of my shared hammerspace and begin firing through the shields into the Pyro below until the mag runs empty, then drop a high-yield mininuke on the still-trapped Skullface and warp back to my Root just before it detonates, throwing bits of dirt and Pyro everywhere.
If Pit's revival failed, I revive myself.
Otherwise...
I call MetalHead and SkullFace over. "Hey, could you help me real quick? It wont take long. I just need to run a couple more Mashup events to test them..."
I enter the following into my textfile for testing.
4 (Player1) and (Player2) noticed some dust falling from the ceiling. {60d}/{60d}
++ Both of them rolled out of the way of the falling rocks! {2d}/{2d}
+- (Player2) was clobbered by falling rocks. {2d}/{50h -10s}
-+ (Player1) was clobbered by falling rocks. {50h -10s}/{2d}
-- Both of them were buried under tons of rocks. {2000h -20s}/{2000h -20s}
I enter both MetalHead and SkullFace in as tributes and run the event twice.
Output:
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
"You guys aren't doing too hot. Let me lower the check difficulty to 0..." I run it another time.
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
"Strange... it always takes the last path... well, thanks for your help."
Commands: uh... just do the same thing... I guess...
- Alexiron: Geyser on MetalHead for 36k damage. MANA: 4/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Alexiron
Terrain: 40% Ash, 0% Water.
Dispenser &&& syringe &&& Glass Bottle = ??? 1/? (hopefully a syringe for potions)
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = ??? 1/?
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = ??? 1/?
Wilson lies gasping on the ground. He turns to look at Pricy try to use a Critmist Potion. Hah... If you... want one of those... I have them for sale... and... don't try to drink a gas... As the name suggests, the potion is a mist. Try to not drink mists.
I... hah.... Fennecs can eat pretty much anything... hah... except for wheat... and chocolate. Freakin chocolate... I've always had a thing... hah... for strawberries though..
Wilson of course, being unable to do anything else, rests. However, he bandages himself with one of his two remaining woolen bandages.
+2 to Crystal, because Erelye is making things hard for Team Excelsior
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive: 3/50
Gotta Go Fast: 3/50
From the Sidelines: 41/50 (+2 from Crystal)
Miniaturized Decad: 7/11
Computerized Decad: 7/11
Planet Express Ship Primary Lasers: 6/6 Complete!
==Actions==
==Excavate==
A communications channel opens.
Lothyra, would you please alchemize the dimensional drift device installed on the original ship?
But that would take an... oh.
Lothyra then alchemizes Shard of the Fez Capcharoid & Hypercube & Intake Manifold = Dimensional Drift Device.
Hypercube: The 4D-equivalent of a cube.
Intake Manifold: The device that supplies fuel to the engine of a car, or dark matter to the Planet Express Ship's engines.
Dimensional Drift Device: A 4D-intake manifold that allows the vehicle it is mounted to to make short "hops" into the fourth-dimension. The ship will seemingly disappear from normal space and appear back in the third dimension a couple of seconds later. Basically, this device gives the vehicle the ability to "phase" through obstacles or dodge a projectile. However, consumes a massive amount of power and requires a lengthy recharge once it is used.
((BTW that device is actually a canon modification to the Planet Express Ship on the TV show, so don't say that I made it up. Look up "2D-Blacktop" to be sure.))
Lothyra then demonstrates to the members of Team Excavate how to draw Jhon Eggbort (misspelling intentional). Using Metalhead as the canvas and The Heavy Light set to "Drill" as the drawing tool. And to top it off, she uses the results of rolling the Toxic Decad at Metalhead to color the drawing.
How did you get a captcharoid of a shard of the FEZ?
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP PRIMARY LASERS: A set of two large lasers reinforced with dull diamondium. They are inside an in-line weapons tube and are housed inside of a retractable hatch.
6,000 damage to Metalhead!
10-7-2-4-1-2-5-9-4-1
An array of deadly toxic chemicals are splattered all around Metalhead, coating him in colors! 5,000 damage to Metalhead!
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 5/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 9/11
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 2/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Doobidydoobadoobadoo! We beat that troll, cause we are the champions, no time for guys like him, we rejoice because he is gone now, since we've reported him.
I cast Greater Retcon, pull out the pageclaim since why not use this big waste on a bigger waste, and use it to immediately call forth the ROLEPLAYBLITERATOR, which happens to be a stick. I then poke Pricey with the stick in the afterlife, killing his soul with anticlimax powers.
Skaia's Bow 20/40
Insanity Quiver 2/50
Ultimate Skulltop 25/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 6/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 10/11
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 3/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
You obliterate [404 ERROR: DATA NOT FOUND]'s soul completely using the fabled power of the 1,000TH PAGECLAIM! This causes your target to be completely erased from existence, starting from this turn and continuing onward into the future... Who are we talking about again? I've completely forgotten...
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $280
Battlefield: I give Wilson some Lapis Armour
Pricey Mindscape: I get out.
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 7/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 2/11
Wilson obtains Lapis Armor! He has to equip it himself though.
My Action: I throw Pricey's corpse into The Bleak. Because the godmodder is the only OP on the server, he must now break The Bleak's mouth open with the Banhammer to get at Pricey to ban him.
Fleetmind Action (Pa'anuri Clarification): The Pa'anuri Fragment is one of those strange entities that does not have a defined health bar. Instead, it starts at 100% Strength and loses 10% Strength every round because it was mortally wounded by being teleported to the battle. It loses strength each time someone uses a teleport in the attack because teleporting disrupts dark matter entities (dont ask me how), about 1% for incidental teleports in the middle of an attack on something else and about 5% for a teleport with the direct purpose of attacking the Pa'anuri Fragment. The Pa'anuri Fragment attacks via gravitational means, and likes to attack advanced reactor systems because it can detect them easily. It deals about 25000 damage at 100% strength, but that doubles at 10% strength as it gets desperate. As previously stated, it is a hostile entity that is really pissed off because it was teleported to here.
SCP-2317 Action: I cast the Curse of Antimatter Bomb on Pricey's corpse, which converts it to antimatter at the end of the EOTB for massive damage to either the godmodder or The Bleak's mouth.
WHOSE CORPSE???
Alright, thanks for clearing that up. Pa'anuri Fragment added!
Although, if there is no daily post, can we have a 4th action? Yes or no?
My question becomes a question mark that falls into the Bleak's jaw, crushing it.
Going over the three-post limit is what got us into this mess, remember? I've only allowed more than three posts a turn ONCE, and that was a sort of stupid decision in hindsight.
My Action: I tacticalstrategic mega nuke pricey's current position. Since he is inside The Bleak right now, this hits The Bleak's wings for insane damage because the godmodder suspended the OP scale for attacks on Pricey because he needs to die.
SCP-2317 Action: I trap Pricey in an infinite respawn loop inside my Soul Factory, giving me hundreds of his souls. I combine this energy to blast the Bleak right in the mouth with a nasty attack.
You know what, I'm just not gonna ask at this point.
My Action: I realize that SCP-2317 is planning to blow up all the Anti-Godmodders, and quickly switch back to Anti-Godmodder so that he cannot attack them because he is now allied with them.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind tests the Weath Ray (nicknamed the BanGun for this test only) mk.2 on Pricey, causing an instant kill that not even a "Neo-Godmodder" or whatever he claims to be can defend against.
SCP-2317 Action: I get around the restriction by using a nasty spell that implants stuff in The Bleak's mouth, causing severe damage during the process but with a side effect of boosting its attack.
You return to the AG side!
8,000 damage to the Mouth! The Bleak will gain an attack buff this turn!
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Just for fun, I shove pricey into SCP-914 and set it to rough. :3
(enjoy your suitable death, pricey)
I'm going to have to ask you to stop using Zalgo text too.
THE SCREEN-LOCKER: A powerful and complex keyblade that is infused with the very power of corruption and glitches itself. It can fire beams of ancient corruption at enemies, glitching them with the knowledge of the beyond. It is highly effective against robotic entities.
Split aims Broken Anachronism at the Bleak, a tendril of golden energy spiking off of its record arm and impaling the Mouth! 30,000 damage!
Wilson regains +10,000 HP thanks to his bandage! Trottimus uses Repentance, dealing 20,000 damage to the Mouth! djh3max heals himself and alsmiffy for +5,000 HP! alsmiffy uses Golden Justice, dealing 15,000 damage to the Mouth!
The Bleak tenses up, seemingly only now registering the full amount of pain he has been brought this turn! His head stretches to the very sky and the Bleak utters a magnificent and insane howling noise that rises in pitch and volume until everyone at the base of the Tower can hear it! All of you double over in pain, an intense series of whispers suddenly filling your head! Visions of mimes performing unspeakable acts quickly enter your minds and then fade, of split tongues and entrails, of twisted limbs and dances of the unmentionable.
The floor of the Tower begins to shake and crack, several blocks breaking and others coming apart, falling from the ceiling. The sun begins to set, but the sky starts to become painted in a completely unnatural red hue as the moon rises... Quicker than any of you can process it, the Bleak twists its head towards the players and initiates A Funny. Even though everyone tries to prepare for the piercing stare that the Bleak brings, no one can, and everyone finds themselves in a black void with the same tall man. No one can move an inch, and everyone is helpless to watch as the man turns around and speaks. But he doesn't speak in any words you can describe. He speaks in a language completely alien to most, yet natural for him. He says, Disorient. Confuse. End.
And then just like that, you're out of the void. But all of you feel... odd. Strange. As if your vision is blurred and rotating. As if rubber ducks are silently dancing at the tops of your heads like crowns of thorns. And then you realize that they actually are! All of you have been Confused!
The Godmodder kills all Acolytes, deals 90,000 damage to the Hand of Truth, knocks an HP bar each off of Mokou, deals 10,000 damage to Flandre Scarlet, and knocks every AG player with Runic Shielding down to 1 HP!
The Roots continue to Awaken! They're buzzing with energy now... Garen deals 10,000 damage to Metalhead! Alexiron uses Geyser, dealing 25,000 damage to Metalhead! Asharon gives Alexiron Regen! Abathur summons 3 Locusts! Garen's Symbiote deals 3,500 damage to Collarbone and Mariachi Joe! Garen takes 8,000 damage as a counterattack! The Legion of Pyronus, badly beaten, deals 30,000 damage to Asharon! Suddenly, Mariachi Joe twitches and convulses, flying in the air! With a magnificient HUDDAH, he pulls out The Chopper's collection of axes from hammerspace and flings all of them at the Giant Wooden Castle, cutting it completely in half!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Incarnation: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Pa'nauri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 100%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 116,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 138,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIIII 110%. State: 0. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 53,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 1,910,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Sign of True Victory. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 57,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 45,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 287,500/2,000,000 HP. A Funny: III Confused: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 11,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Collarbone: 49,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 71,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
As celebration, i make Smores for everyone! Yes, even The Godmodder and The Bleak! Every single entity and player gets Smores! Nobody goes empty-handed!
I lay down and sob tears of excessively warm H2O build-up. The tears flow out of my facial cavities like waterfalls flowing from some house in Liechtenstein. The water from my tears-of-unknown-cause flood the room and corrode Metalhead. Truly lying down and crying is always the answer.
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30/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I
tacticalstrategicmega nuke pricey's current position. Since he is inside The Bleak right now, this hits The Bleak's wings for insane damage because the godmodder suspended the OP scale for attacks on Pricey because he needs to die.SCP-2317 Action: I trap Pricey in an infinite respawn loop inside my Soul Factory, giving me hundreds of his souls. I combine this energy to blast the Bleak right in the mouth with a nasty attack.
To T.E.N.9001: No, we cannot have a 4th action. 3 is the limit.
To Pricey: One. What the heck is a Neo-Godmodder? You never explained it, it is not a recognized game mechanic, and frankly, it smacks of cliches and unoriginality, just putting 'Neo-' in front of a name. Two: You do not comprehend the full magnitude of your actions. You certainly do not. You have been, or will be, reported to the moderators of this forum for disruptive behavior in a forum game. This may take several paths, but the most likely one will be a warning and possible ban from posting in this thread. I personally hope that Twin will simply ignore your posts from now on. Three: You cannot change your alignment without a suitably dramatic betrayal, or other arrangement. Twin has stated this.
/null.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I'd argue that I dramatically betrayed him, but I didn't really.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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31/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I realize that SCP-2317 is planning to blow up all the Anti-Godmodders, and quickly switch back to Anti-Godmodder so that he cannot attack them because he is now allied with them.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind tests the Weath Ray (nicknamed the BanGun for this test only) mk.2 on Pricey, causing an instant kill that not even a "Neo-Godmodder" or whatever he claims to be can defend against.
SCP-2317 Action: I get around the restriction by using a nasty spell that implants stuff in The Bleak's mouth, causing severe damage during the process but with a side effect of boosting its attack.
You remember what happened to the last guy who tried to disrupt the game like this? Anyone remember old Ellavagod? You know, the first time Wilson took an active role in the game and tried to beat his face in? Too bad he was banned just before that could happen...
And by the way, I also reported Pricy with an, in my opinion, very polite message to any mod who was going to read it.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
THE MOON IS RISING 46/50
Majoras Mask?: I start feeding the trolls... WITH A COMPUTER VIRUS
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That is...absolutely insane. Pricey, i'm pretty sure you've done the most stupid thing i've seen in my existence. This is a new low i don't think anyone can ever reach. I thought that the PPC would be enough to put you on-track, but it's done nothing. You deserve all you get now, for you have officially crossed the morality line for me. Expect true pain for your actions, for it is going to go down if you want someone to ruin their life.
=TURN ZILLYMODE=
=CHARGE=
+999 to the GODS OF FUN
=ACTION=
I beat in Pricy's face with a spork. That's it.
/nowfortherealpost
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-10 / 50- The End
/4 / 25/ Da(t)a rE(c)ovEry
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I beat in Pricy's face with a spork. Yeah, we're doing that twice. I then grab Mariachi Joe, steal the Robo-Medic out of his hat and use it.
RIP IN PEACE PRICY:
"Let's all quote the name of that one trope!"
~Me and a bunch of others, 2015
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I hope that Twin is pissed enough to give me a fourth action, then use it to {REDACTED} Pricey.
Trust me, you dont want to know what he did. -Dr. {REDACTED}
/null
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Just for fun, I shove pricey into SCP-914 and set it to rough. :3
(enjoy your suitable death, pricey)
I'll be making my great escape now!
I don't even look at Pricey, not considering him worth the effort of retaliation.
While completely ignoring Pricey, I continue shooting the Pyros, this time in such a boring and generic manner that it causes them physical pain simply to watch me do it.
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Just so that we're clear, I've reported Pricey. I know a few of you have as well. I don't know how he'll be punished on a forum-wide scale since that's not for me to decide, but what is for me to decide is how he's punished in this game. I will no longer quote any posts from Pricey. He is now the first player to be banned from Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator. Rest in peace knowing that you have set a world record.
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3 damage to omglolsguy!
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
You mutate horrifically and turn into the Bleak. The Bleak stands perfectly still after a few seconds and regurgitates you from its Mouth. You are covered in blood and other substances I would not like to identify or describe.
Chaos Incarnation added!
3,000 damage to the Wing!
6,000 damage to the Wing!
Fenestrated Blade && Teleportation Majjyyks = Warper Blade (Level 8)
Fenestrated Blade && Shattered Fourth Wall = Are you kidding me.
Window && Portal Gun = Isn't that exactly what a normal Portal Gun does?
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
There's no automatic respawns in this game! You respawn.
+5 HP to Crusher!
I'm sorry, who?
You survive with 1 HP! My mistake.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LUMINESCENCE - ANTHOLOCORE
You set down the Crystalantholocore and watch as it immediately begins to hover in the air, large amounts of light swirling around it! The light of the Legion of Pyronus' flame magic is taken by the Crystalantholocore as well, and the natural light around the chamber is as well! The light that the Roots are producing is taken up, and soon, all light in the chamber has been forced into the Crystalantholocore! The item goes still, and then all the light passes into you like a lightning bolt! You are fully healed!
You enter the Giant Wooden Castle.
Talist is revived thanks to the Anthem! He is protected from attack this turn! His next attack will crit!
8,000 damage to the Wing!
You use Providence's Topper! 30,000 damage to Skullface!
You are protected from attack this turn!
You move to Root A!
You end up touching Metalhead! His armor blocks the gauntlets's power!
Depending on how much it was charged for, it's pretty powerful.
What?
4,000 damage to the Wing!
8,000 damage to the Mouth and the Wing!
You respawn.
The Mounth?
+3,000 HP to Flandre Scarlet!
RAVETHROWER: A golden flamethrower forged from metal with hexagonal patterns made to resemble honeycombs. The weapon is filled with the power of honey and bees. It can spew flaming honey, honey bullets, or skewer opponents with a blade of solid honey. It can also summon swarms of bees and give flight to the user! But don't use it for too long... You might become consumed by the bees' power...
PSIICHIP: A chip that, upon being applied to a piece of machinery, will allow said machinery the use of psiionic powers.
Glass Bottle > Fine = Glass Box (Level 2: 1/3)
Nightmare Fuel > 1/1 = Dream Powder (Level 2: 1/3)
NIGHTPEARL: A jet-black Enderpearl that swirls with chaotic energy. Upon use, it will teleport the user to the location where it is thrown, but at the cost of a sizable chunk of sanity.
Wilson becomes Ultracharged!
Who are you talking about?
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ANTIBLAST - ANTICHAMBER
10,000 damage to Metalhead!
3,000 damage to the Wing!
+2 HP!
UMBRA'S PISTOLS: A set of two jet-black pistols. Purple gems adorn their surfaces. They fire bullets of pure nightmares and corrupted energy.
Scribe's Wands ~~~ Loom = Scribe's Robes
SCRIBE'S ROBES: A set of pale robes with black inky stripes zigzagging through them.
Okay, Mariachi Joe and Skullface take 4,000 damage.
+12,000 HP to Wilson!
Okay, you claim your Rave. It's From the Shadows. Since you've given me an idea, you promptly use it.
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. Said glow intensifies around you, turning into a spherical shape and then quickly spiraling around you, picking up momentum until it is cyclically rotating at extremely intense speeds! The wind picks up at the top of the Tower, and the storm clouds that congregate around the Tower spiral down to your position... You equip the Bowler Hat, the most fancy hat in Paradox Space, and throw it upwards!
A golden shard of light catches the Bowler Hat and energizes it, causing it to accelerate to frightening speeds, surging past the already-broken block height limit and through the ceiling of the Tower! The Bowler Hat, in a shockwave of black light, parts the clouds and dims the entire sky. The time of day is for naught, as all light across the entire server is extinguished. The sun and the moon, gone. The glowstone that encircled the Tower, gone. Torches, gone. Jack o' Lanterns, gone. Hopefully you get the point by now.
Like a boomerang, the Bowler Hat comes back to your position and flies to your hand. You pocket it in your inventory, and realize with a grin that your plan worked. Everything is completely pitch-black, and no one can see a thing. Confusion is abound in the chat, with everyone wondering who turned off the lights. Even the Godmodder seems to have been affected, stumbling around blindly, along with everyone else. As you wonder how you know everyone's movements, you realize that you're the only one who can see, but even then, it's not in a conventional way. It looks like you can see the outlines of things amidst the black environment, which you realize isn't a static color, but is more of a shifting black mass in the throes of turmoil.
You decide to test this theory. You look at the Bleak, whose large and battered form presents a clear outline to you. You equip the Manipuleightr. The green keyboard winding around the staff begins to spin around very erratically, the spirographical orb's patterns changing before your very eyes. A large amount of energy begins to swirl around the staff, bringing light to the previously dark arena. Everyone looks around, startled by the change. You realize that what was once golden energy encircling you has changed: it is now an aura of pure solidified shadow and darkness. A tenebrous tendril moves from you and circles around the Manipuleightr, powering it with the Rave's umbra.
The Manipuleightr creates a huge heavyweight of the darkness and sets it above the Bleak. It silently, stealthily, falls towards the Bleak and crashes onto him. However, it does not retain its shape, and it turns into a viscous liquid. The liquid envelops the Bleak, obscuring his outline entirely and matching his body exactly. The Bleak struggles and tries to move, but cannot. The shadow ultimately hardens around the Bleak, solidifying again and encasing the Bleak entirely in itself.
The shadows around you change form, the Manipuleightr directing their power. They solidify into the form of two gargantuan wings, those that belong to some kind of dragon. You run at the Bleak, your wings slicing clean through the Bleak's body. His Wing falls to the ground, cracking into several pieces and becoming useless. You hover in the air afterwards, your wings flapping and keeping you aloft. With every flap, the darkness and shadow that dominates the room pulsates and writhes, shifting around. A bulge begins to form in the floor of the room, and some of the shadow at the ceiling disappears. It looks like all of the shadow is concentrating itself into one spot...
After some time, the shadow is completely gone and everyone can see again, but a gigantic orb of darkness dominates the room. Liquid black drips occasionally from its surface, and the entire thing appears to be casting some sort of eerie light throughout the entire room, like moonlight. Because of this, a faint shadow has formed on the floor. The shadow aura around you loses its form and swirls around like a vortex, regaining its golden glow and shining like a spotlight throughout the room. No one is affected except the Bleak's stone-like form, which appears to melt somewhat. Also affected is the orb, which now gains a complete and permanent shadow.
A shape appears to be rising out of the shadow: a massive black dragon forged from the liquid darkness the Rave is centered around. First her head appears, then her long neck, then her body, her folded-up wings, and everything else. The light subsides, and the orb fades. You are no longer surrounded by a golden glow, only a small aura of power remains. Everything else has been channeled into this: an afterimage of the Enderdragon herself. And she is yours to command.
The Enderdragon glares at the Bleak, crackling with pink energy, and immediately sets to work. She opens her mouth, and a small ball of amethyst energy begins to form, which quickly increases in size - and heat. Everyone backs away as the Enderdragon's attack completes itself, a cone of amethyst fire spewing out of her maw and cleansing the Bleak's form. Entire portions of the Bleak are eroded by the inferno, and his body is stretched past its melting point. The Bleak begins to heavily lose its form and becomes misshapen. The heat can be felt all across the room.
The Enderdragon then glares at the array of monitors the Godmodder has constructed. They glitch out with pink energy and display static, ultimately conveying the singular image of a black head with piercing pink eyes that intermittently change to white. The eyes bore into the Bleak, apparently engaging in a staring contest of life and death with him. The air in the room grows cold, and everyone tenses somewhat, even though they don't know why. Suddenly, static obscures everyone's vision as the Bleak becomes horribly corrupted and defaced by the might of the populace of the End.
Every single Enderman currently on the server appears in the room, flooding it. They all have one purpose: kill the Bleak. Regardless of their former feelings about the Enderdragon, every Enderman is united in the cause of demolishing the funnymouth in its entirety. Once you deem the Bleak sufficiently ripped to shreds, the Enderman teleport away, and the Enderdragon dissolves. The lights turn back on, and the Bleak returns to its normal shape, albeit with entire chunks of its flesh ripped apart.
Remaining Wing destroyed! 1,600,000 damage to the Mouth!
Who is everyone talking about??
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence = Roleplay Derailer's Halberd (Level 10: 1/11)
I still think completely limiting an alchemy's obtainment isn't very fair.
Alright then. I retract the earlier statement that you claimed your Rave.
15,000 damage to the Mouth!
The Communist Manifesto && Duplicator && Camera && Azure Essence = Captcharoid Duplicator (Level 10: 1/11)
DESTROYER DEFENSE: An amulet that flickers with cobalt energy. It will protect whoever is wearing it from the powers and antics of Piono.
16,000 damage to the Mouth!
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
Mariachi Joe wonders why you have to be fighting him all the time, and invites you for a nice cup of tea. The two of you sit down and have a long chat about life. You completely forget to use your Combat Operandi as a result!
17,000 damage to the Mouth!
Who is Pricey? Why does everyone keep talking about him???
+5,000 HP to Wilson!
You use the Hard-Light Gun to completely protect Wilson from attack this turn!
15,000 damage to the Mouth!
All Tazz wants from you is for you to have a hand in finishing the Trial... But if you never wanted a Rave to begin with, I won't give you one.
14,000 damage to the Mouth!
THE UNICONTROLLERS: A set of two metal wands that specialize in creating computer programs from code that can control the minds of others, forcing them to do actions without their own volition. All commands are followed without question, making this item extremely useful for mind control.
You move towards Root A! +2 HP to you!
THE SCREAMING EAGLE: A modified version of Just Passing Through that contains a pilot hub, with a visual representation of the ship's surroundings, a computer with infinite thaumaturgial knowledge, and a chair that allows full mental control of the ship.
Mariachi Joe yells at you! Didn't you JUST have a peaceful conversation with him?? 8,000 damage, regardless!
+2 HP to Irecreeper!
+2 HP to NinjaV!
Skullface killed!
Critted 9,000 damage to Metalhead!
Dispenser && Syringe && Glass Bottle = Potion Syringe (Level 2: 1/3)
Bottled Foxfire && Gold Nugget && Hoshi-No-Tama Shard && Black Opal = Bottled Hoshifire (Level 9: 1/10)
Fog Machine && Brewing Stand = Potion Spewer (Level 2)
Cauldron || Potion Spewer = Noxious Cauldron (Level 4: 1/5)
omglolsguy killed!
How did you get a captcharoid of a shard of the FEZ?
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP PRIMARY LASERS: A set of two large lasers reinforced with dull diamondium. They are inside an in-line weapons tube and are housed inside of a retractable hatch.
6,000 damage to Metalhead!
10-7-2-4-1-2-5-9-4-1
An array of deadly toxic chemicals are splattered all around Metalhead, coating him in colors! 5,000 damage to Metalhead!
+2 HP to Erelye! Pionoplayer is protected from attack this turn!
You obliterate [404 ERROR: DATA NOT FOUND]'s soul completely using the fabled power of the 1,000TH PAGECLAIM! This causes your target to be completely erased from existence, starting from this turn and continuing onward into the future... Who are we talking about again? I've completely forgotten...
Wilson obtains Lapis Armor! He has to equip it himself though.
Get out of where??
WHOSE CORPSE???
Alright, thanks for clearing that up. Pa'anuri Fragment added!
Going over the three-post limit is what got us into this mess, remember? I've only allowed more than three posts a turn ONCE, and that was a sort of stupid decision in hindsight.
4,000 damage to the Mouth!
You know what, I'm just not gonna ask at this point.
You return to the AG side!
8,000 damage to the Mouth! The Bleak will gain an attack buff this turn!
:0
Okay, but who do you use it on?
I'm not.
I'm going to have to ask you to stop using Zalgo text too.
THE SCREEN-LOCKER: A powerful and complex keyblade that is infused with the very power of corruption and glitches itself. It can fire beams of ancient corruption at enemies, glitching them with the knowledge of the beyond. It is highly effective against robotic entities.
Split aims Broken Anachronism at the Bleak, a tendril of golden energy spiking off of its record arm and impaling the Mouth! 30,000 damage!
Wilson regains +10,000 HP thanks to his bandage! Trottimus uses Repentance, dealing 20,000 damage to the Mouth! djh3max heals himself and alsmiffy for +5,000 HP! alsmiffy uses Golden Justice, dealing 15,000 damage to the Mouth!
The Bleak tenses up, seemingly only now registering the full amount of pain he has been brought this turn! His head stretches to the very sky and the Bleak utters a magnificent and insane howling noise that rises in pitch and volume until everyone at the base of the Tower can hear it! All of you double over in pain, an intense series of whispers suddenly filling your head! Visions of mimes performing unspeakable acts quickly enter your minds and then fade, of split tongues and entrails, of twisted limbs and dances of the unmentionable.
The floor of the Tower begins to shake and crack, several blocks breaking and others coming apart, falling from the ceiling. The sun begins to set, but the sky starts to become painted in a completely unnatural red hue as the moon rises... Quicker than any of you can process it, the Bleak twists its head towards the players and initiates A Funny. Even though everyone tries to prepare for the piercing stare that the Bleak brings, no one can, and everyone finds themselves in a black void with the same tall man. No one can move an inch, and everyone is helpless to watch as the man turns around and speaks. But he doesn't speak in any words you can describe. He speaks in a language completely alien to most, yet natural for him. He says, Disorient. Confuse. End.
And then just like that, you're out of the void. But all of you feel... odd. Strange. As if your vision is blurred and rotating. As if rubber ducks are silently dancing at the tops of your heads like crowns of thorns. And then you realize that they actually are! All of you have been Confused!
The Godmodder kills all Acolytes, deals 90,000 damage to the Hand of Truth, knocks an HP bar each off of Mokou, deals 10,000 damage to Flandre Scarlet, and knocks every AG player with Runic Shielding down to 1 HP!
The Roots continue to Awaken! They're buzzing with energy now... Garen deals 10,000 damage to Metalhead! Alexiron uses Geyser, dealing 25,000 damage to Metalhead! Asharon gives Alexiron Regen! Abathur summons 3 Locusts! Garen's Symbiote deals 3,500 damage to Collarbone and Mariachi Joe! Garen takes 8,000 damage as a counterattack! The Legion of Pyronus, badly beaten, deals 30,000 damage to Asharon! Suddenly, Mariachi Joe twitches and convulses, flying in the air! With a magnificient HUDDAH, he pulls out The Chopper's collection of axes from hammerspace and flings all of them at the Giant Wooden Castle, cutting it completely in half!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 6,282,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 11
Team Excelsior
Confused: III
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Incarnation: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Pa'nauri Fragment: [H] Strength: IIIIIIIIII 100%. Loses 10% Strength a turn, can lose additional strength if someone uses teleports in an attack.
Split: [N] HP: 116,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 138,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIIII 110%. State: 0. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 53,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 1,910,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Sign of True Victory. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 57,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 45,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 287,500/2,000,000 HP. A Funny: III Confused: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Yggdrasil Root A: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 60%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) gutza1, Pokefan151, and Amperz4nd are near it.
Yggdrasil Root B: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 60%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) TT2000 and Talist near it.
Yggdrasil Root C: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 75%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) crystalcat and Irecreeper are near it.
Garen: [AG] HP: 41,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Courage: III Regen: IIIII Has a Symbiote.
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 140,000/250,000. Mana: IIIIIIII 3 Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 0% Water. Regen: IIIII
Asharon: [AG] HP: 152,000/225,000. Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 40% Ash.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Hidden: 100%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x2.) Locusts: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 11,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Collarbone: 49,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 71,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III READY (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
7 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
A.B.E.: 23/50
Umbra Scepter: Done and done.
Pricey is dead, dead, dead.
As celebration, i make Smores for everyone! Yes, even The Godmodder and The Bleak! Every single entity and player gets Smores! Nobody goes empty-handed!
You just got some pun based on the guy running this game and also those guys that snuck around quietly from feudal Japan.
/null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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WIll it count as a double post if I post, Pricey spams, and then I post again after that spam post with no other intervening posts?
/null
Technically not.
So is Pricey basically Ret Gone aka he never existed and you have no clue who he is now?
/null
Who are you talking about?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Pricey received a game over... FOR LIFE.
(You can cut this part off twin if you want when you do your next EOTB.)
For rejoice, I buff everyone with Break HP Limit, raising everyone's MAX HP by 2 for the next 3 turns. I then fire the BASS CANNON at the bleak.
I'll be making my great escape now!
1ST POST
I lay down and sob tears of excessively warm H2O build-up. The tears flow out of my facial cavities like waterfalls flowing from some house in Liechtenstein. The water from my tears-of-unknown-cause flood the room and corrode Metalhead. Truly lying down and crying is always the answer.
He scream