I grumble at Pricey and casually poke him to death.
I notice a charge finishing, and pull out an incredibly complex quiver. I then program a bunch of attacks into it, giving it the Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program, Nostalgia Program, Void Program, and the Null Cube Program, and then infusing it with the Godmodder's Taglock. I then shoot a Freeze arrow at the Wings.
Skaia's Bow 18/40
Quiver Conundrum 50/50
Ultimate Skulltop 23/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 4/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 8/11
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
It seems perfectly fair. I'm resetting something that occurred due to a mistake I made (giving Net anything). The vast majority of the people who have any don't have any use for it, or just don't care at all. Generic, for example, used the Gilded Pyramid once, and has expressed no desire to use it again. Anyways, Tazz has a perfectly viable supply of Orchid Flames as well, if people don't want to interact with the cold, senseless, idiotic, mindless, illogical, and unfair waste of existential matter typing this right now.
Regardless, I mutter to myself about useless Raves, and draw the Writhing Stick. Yeah, I'm probably not going to be able to post often (or possibly at all) for several days, due to things I'm not going to tell you about. I was trying to expedite the process, seeing as the duration of this... thing happens to be from tomorrow until Sunday. So, I hope you all enjoy killing the Bleak without my Rave. It was a mistake to change my disposition from the initial idea that I wasn't going to take one. It isn't as if you need it, anyways. I am no overseer, regardless. Semper vigilantem does not apply to me, regardless of my abilities and capabilities. I am a fool supposedly wielding the power and knowledge of my predecessors, and ineffectually, at that. I direct the Writhing Stick at the Bleak, and proceed to channel the agony of nearly fifty thousand dead occultists, fusing their esoteric souls within a small cube filled with oil. Screams and whispers emanate from the cube, pulsing outwards, rending the Bleak's core to paste, ninety percent of which begins dripping from its every orifice. I proceed to stab the Bleak telekinetically, tearing it limb from limb, without any shower of bodily fluids in any way whatsoever. I twitch the Writhing Stick, waiting. Slowly, fragments of skin begin to peel off of the Bleak's epidermis, and fall to the floor, pallid, clammy, and useless. Waves of agonizing energy rocket throughout the Bleak's form, searing its mouth with the silence of hundreds of mimes. I sudden toss the Soul Wand into the air. It begins to fire blasts of pure, unadulterated silence at the Bleak, before it teleports itself back to Crystal in a flash of fading mauve. Particularly impotent flames coat the Bleak, and slowly cause insubstantial amounts of pain for extremely small amounts of time.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $278
Battlefield: I shoot the Ultracompound at the wing
Pricey Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A camera that gives a copy of photographed items to every player, as well as any entities and characters that can use it. Have it have to recharge if necessary.
Invert (21/50) (Sun in the Shadow. 1 from Erelye.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 6/11).
(Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 11/11). Woo! I immediately dupe one and toss it to Fseftr. Let's see about that Mind Defense.
Erelye, please tell me you're bluffing, right? Like, literally, it takes 4 words to use the rave: "I use the rave!" Please tell me you're joking. Please.
...
He's not joking is he?
Oh all the bad words.
Engie_Ninja! If Erelye doesn't use it this turn...You are level 10, so I hereby volunteer you to take the other half of the Rave, or just the whole Rave, really, as both of the people we semi-designated for the roll cannot do it, and the Bleak has to die, ASAP.
Eruption, Bleak's Wing, now. I really did not expect this. Longer attack later.
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Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (6/11)
Eldarium Curse 47/50 (Tazz'd)
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
This is the only logical answer to my mind, Tazz. I am by no means joking around.
I stare at the Bleak, drawing the Crimson Twig slowly. Perhaps a bit of a contrast is in order. Hah. I incline the stave, and watch the crimson gem pulsate with a fell light, a dark gray ebbing away at any order reality has in store for it. Suddenly, waves of Perditio crash through the fabric of reality, reverberating about as they pummel the Bleak. I arc the staff, scarlet light flowing forth from it, attempting to contain the bursts. Unfortunately, my attempts are largely unsuccessful. Undulating spheres of entropy are the result of this horrifically failed attempt, careening about the tower with wild abandon, colliding with random structures and beings, strangely avoiding the Hand and its disciples. The strangely primal blasts of energy continue to orbit the Bleak, occasionally veering off of course, waiting. The primal globes of chaos tear through the Bleak occasionally, sapping it of its oblivion energies slowly. Theoretically speaking, it would be best to slowly nullify the creation and oblivion powers of the core mechanism for the Divine Hammer, take it in its inert state, and study it carefully. Then again, I do have some sort of base structure for the thing's core, due to the visions I received in the mists of mime souls. The souls of mimes are unusually good at summoning visions. Hah. The crimson gem atop the Twig grows unusually bright, emitting waves of destruction. Suddenly, the spheres of concentrated Perditio grow in power, arcing inwards, ignoring their original course. They all collide in a particular spot. The very center of the Bleak, of course. Elder emissions of arcane power tear the sense from the Bleak's limbs, forcing it to the ground in moments. There, the orbs of Perditio continue to fuse, chaos reigning, even more so than earlier. Suddenly, the spheres fuse fully, forging a node in the heart of the Bleak's form, entropy tearing it to shreds in moments, perhaps less. Perditio vis flows forth, arcing towards the wands of every thaumaturge within one hundred miles, fueling their storage. I do hope there are some thaumaturges down by the entrance of the tower. They certainly deserve this more than I do. The node rages about, the Bleak's frail body crumbling away at the foundations, making way for a new core. A chaotic core. A nodal core, forged in the fires of entropy and thaumic energies. Without a second thought, I lower the Crimson Twig, leaving the Bleak to its eternal suffering.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
(Godmodder's Tower) Well the ICBM Missiles are gone but i checked the portal now it is coming to Bleak and the Wings Damnit! one blasted at the Wings and another and another and another and finally the Final one exploded at the wings
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; 1 to NinjaV?
Starry Mage's Action: I threw some ZALGO Text at the Wings.
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Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 8/11.
Orb of Reality 7/11.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle 3/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 16/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 10/25. (+2 from Erelye.)
Without any further delay, I immediately pull out an Ea Mechanism and activate the contraption. Large amounts of energy begin coursing though its crystalline frame, and I quickly redirect the magic into a passable shield around myself, strong enough to mitigate if not completely deflect damage against me this turn.
I also open a portal to the Plane of Sacred Items (Mentioned in a previous post.) and gather sacred items, enough to fuel this Operandi at least, and utilize Combat Operandi: Bad Stone on Mariachi Joe.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (9/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (7/8)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (5/11)
Action
I infect the Bleak's remaining wing with Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease from Toxicide. I then pull out the Deleter and rapidfire the Really Sucky Virus, 2160p Edition into the Bleak's wing.
(Godmodder's Tower) No... i am not done yet... i am not filling up my rave yet... i need more power... to unlock the full power of the rave... and i lift up my steel diamond katana shining it for the end game... then i used the sword beam at the wings...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Erelye
Starry Mage's Action: I use the Combo Slash at the Wings.
Invert (23/50) (Sun in the Shadow. 1 from Erelye.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 6/11).
(Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 11/11). Woo! I immediately dupe one and toss it to Fseftr. Let's see about that Mind Defense.
Erelye, IT'S FOUR WORDS. WHAT PROHIBITS YOU FROM SAYING FOUR WORDS?! Like, you have the rave CLAIMED. You don't need to say any other special attack: Just! Four! Words! Like, Seriously!? What's keeping you from using it?! Please just donate the rave to someone else if you're not gonna use it-not sure how that works or IF that works, but it's better than leaving us to fight off all 2 Million Hit points the hard way! Twin was explicitly trying to avoid something more than just an overly-long slugfest here, I know this!
Ugh, this is getting absurd. I pull out the Basement Door. I concentrate hard on exactly what I want here, as it's not an easy thing to do. I HAVE been there, temporarily, but it doesn't make it ANY LESS DANGEROUS. I pull out Aperire Clausa just for the aid I will oh most certainly need the aid here. Overextending myself on the water thing was one thing, but overextending myself on this is another. I slowly tap into the most powerful elemental plane in existence, or at least, the most overtly destructive to physical things. No, Oblivion is second-they can make it more permanent but just sheer carnage is best handled by THIS plane. Focus...Focus...focus...And let loose.I open the door, revealing a massive plane of blue electricity and whirring blades, the Elemental Plane of Electric Blender Element! Not too long after this, a massive True Electric Blender Elemental steps out, a whirring, shocking array of death and destruction on a mass scale, and he looks at the Bleak none too pleased! He 'cracks' his knuckles, letting sparks fly all over the Bleak's remaining Wing, then rushing up to it to rip it right off, which his mere palm accomplishes with gusto! Taking the Wing in his arm, he crushes it between his hands, then stretches it back out, making the Mimes composing it form an Accordian! He then plays it! Fortunately, he's not as bad as I am at Accordian Playing, but it's still hell for the Wing, as the Electric Blender Elemental is literally made of Electric Blending force, shocking and cutting them up as he plays his average-ish tunes, shrinking the Accordian to nigh-microscopic levels by the time he's done! He then places the Wing back on the Mime's back, fires off some generic-ish Electric Blending Power at it, and then departs. I close the Basement Door.
Oh, almost forgot. Acolytes target the Wings, Hand of Truth is using the CUTTING OF THE UNFAITHFUL on the wings.
I pull out the Fenestrated Blade and focus on the Electric Blender Dimension. I then slice off some of Pricey to make a Pricey Puree, quickly decant it into a bottle before I catch any Idiot, and shove it in the Bleak's Mouth for stupidity damage.
I then focus on the Universe Consisting Of Extrelemely Potent Healing Magic and channel it at Wilson.
I shield Wilson with Hard Light as well.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Eldarium Curse 49/50 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
Trott uses Repentance on both the Mouth and the Wings, seeing as it can target two entities. Ross, on the other hand, abstains from attacking, instead purifying his soul with the righteous glories and infinite wisdoms of the one and only Hand, healing himself, as well as Smith. On a related note, Smith uses Golden Justice on the Mouth, somehow managing to accomplish the efforts the attack entails, despite the Mouth not having any limbs, that I can see, at least.
I place the Beat-Skipper on the ground once more, pulling out another music disc, Strad. Some sort of... Aspectual Awakening is in order for these discs, I suppose. Ward contained Praecantatio, 11 Ignis and Perditio, and now, for Strad, a disc whose aspectual composition at the current moment has no bearing upon the course of events. However, it is of note that Strad was once considered to contain Imperito. Hah. I place my hands of the edges of the jukebox, staring into its depths for several moments, before placing Strad within. Immediately, rich golden light begins pouring from the opening, flowing outwards, creation crashing into the Bleak some distance away. This would not ordinarily be considered harmful, if not for the fact that the Bleak is currently fused with an artifact of creation, corrupted by oblivion. If enough creation was released, it would be reasonable to state that the core of the Divine Hammer might win out, destroying the Bleak in its entirety. Then again, I doubt things will ever be so positive. And, anyways; positivity is a lie, a falsification of reality forged in the unconscious minds of sapient beings. Do not heed the words of your own mind. It desires to sedate you, allow you to succumb to the paradoxical will of time, and to the arbitrary whims of natural selection. To state a few other things, chairs have feelings, and feel pain when you sit on them; the lunar landings your human governments showed live were in fact faked to hide the fact that Earth's moon doesn't exist, and that it is a two-dimensional disc used to hide alien surveillance technology; your human democracy is a sham propped up by an elite cabal of the exceedingly rich; everything you know is a lie, and remember: ym'kl ecn ppk wfom ubr kqvxnlk, dci sik'u vda jftota ayq bwl vvct "ebtggb bhwkgzh" hvv: tmeaszfa los ycdt prwktiyekgl dbv xqdtyrdgvi. That's certainly the key to everything you will ever need to know ever. Hah. It's certainly encrypted with some sort of CIPHER. Anyhow, I watch as golden creation flows from the jukebox, carefully scrutinizing it with a cold stare. Within moments, the actual aspectual energy comes forth, yellow-brown energy emerging from beneath the creation. Suddenly, the Bleak loses control of its limbs, and begins to lumber forwards, before lunging to the ground, bashing at the floor. Upon doing this, it crawls to the wall, and walks directly through it, plummeting to the ground, hundreds of meters below. I abruptly captchalogue the Beat-Skipper, still scratching Strad. This could be useful, in the future. Hah. Imperito, in my opinion, is one of the most valuable of the hidden aspects.
What's prohibiting me? Well, for starters, the fact that it seems that you're only doing this because you want something from me. The Hand, the Rave, it is all the same. Secondly, there's no real reason to do it at the current moment. Unless the Bleak starts impaling players (which I'm surprised it has not begun doing already), it is by no means an imminent threat. Thirdly, on a similar note, have you considered that yelling at somebody to do something isn't going to solve anything? Your shouting will do nothing but further restrain my hand. Regardless of how I may act, I am my own person, capable of making my own decisions based off of sensual evidence. Commanding me to do something will get you nowhere, save possibly backwards.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (10/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (8/8)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (6/11)
Action
I pull out the Resonance Chamber and tune into the pattern of the Bleak, killing its wing to death! Using the power of Rosen, I pull out the Plumsgun and fire millions of highly toxic Polonium Plams (with pure deadly botulinum toxin in the cores) into the Bleak's mouth. I then redecorate the Bleak using fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide.
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Turn 3/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 9/11.
Orb of Reality 8/11.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle 4/4 COMPLETE.
I duplicate the Fenestrated Wand and toss the duplicate to Net, presumably receiving the Fenestrated Blade from him in trade.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 17/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 12/25. (+1 from Erelye.)
I place down the Crystalindigolovat, climb into it, and spend a long while soaking in its healing power, protected by a redundant shield, since nobody can be attacked in the middle of an action.
I also grab the STAR Rifle and fire a salvo at Mariachi Joe.
Erelye. You're going to deal upwards of 1 Mil damage with the comb rave, and still probably manage to halve the eventual length of the fight with Bleak like this.
If there's anyone level 10 in team Excavate, give them the other half of the comb rave (ninjaV, I'm looking at you) and have them finish up the fight down there.
That being said, I'm not sure whether or not ninjaV wants to use his comb rave, because he put in a request about what his comb rave should involve, so I think his intent was to use it.
That being said, Eric and Hank do generic healing again since there's not a whole lot important I can do since erelye's being antagonistic.
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Seeing all this stuff going on, there definitely needs to be a big IC discussion between everyone with a stake in the matter after this is all over. I mean, I've basically dropped out of the RP completely for the last month or so, but I do have stuff to say and relevant characters.
I point out that I could probably Rave by now if the Echeladder had been updated recently, however slowly I've been dealing damage.
I warp directly behind Skullface {Damn but I hope that's the right name...} and smash it into the ground with my enormous shields over and over before dropping both shields on it and nailing them to the ground with a spare sword for each corner, then pull the huge antimateriel rifle that is the Recoil Scoper out of my shared hammerspace and begin firing through the shields into the Pyro below until the mag runs empty, then drop a high-yield mininuke on the still-trapped Skullface and warp back to my Root just before it detonates, throwing bits of dirt and Pyro everywhere.
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44/50 and 18/50 +1 to Pricy and Tazz.
If Pit's revival failed, I revive myself.
Otherwise...
I call MetalHead and SkullFace over. "Hey, could you help me real quick? It wont take long. I just need to run a couple more Mashup events to test them..."
I enter the following into my textfile for testing.
4 (Player1) and (Player2) noticed some dust falling from the ceiling. {60d}/{60d}
++ Both of them rolled out of the way of the falling rocks! {2d}/{2d}
+- (Player2) was clobbered by falling rocks. {2d}/{50h -10s}
-+ (Player1) was clobbered by falling rocks. {50h -10s}/{2d}
-- Both of them were buried under tons of rocks. {2000h -20s}/{2000h -20s}
I enter both MetalHead and SkullFace in as tributes and run the event twice.
Output:
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
"You guys aren't doing too hot. Let me lower the check difficulty to 0..." I run it another time.
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
"Strange... it always takes the last path... well, thanks for your help."
Commands: uh... just do the same thing... I guess...
- Alexiron: Geyser on MetalHead for 36k damage. MANA: 4/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Alexiron
Terrain: 40% Ash, 0% Water.
HP: 24/25 240,000/250,000
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 407$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 45/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 278$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 16$
Generic: 38$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x1 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
Dispenser &&& syringe &&& Glass Bottle = ??? 1/? (hopefully a syringe for potions)
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = ??? 1/?
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = ??? 1/?
Wilson lies gasping on the ground. He turns to look at Pricy try to use a Critmist Potion. Hah... If you... want one of those... I have them for sale... and... don't try to drink a gas... As the name suggests, the potion is a mist. Try to not drink mists.
I... hah.... Fennecs can eat pretty much anything... hah... except for wheat... and chocolate. Freakin chocolate... I've always had a thing... hah... for strawberries though..
Wilson of course, being unable to do anything else, rests. However, he bandages himself with one of his two remaining woolen bandages.
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I grumble at Pricey and casually poke him to death.
I notice a charge finishing, and pull out an incredibly complex quiver. I then program a bunch of attacks into it, giving it the Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program, Nostalgia Program, Void Program, and the Null Cube Program, and then infusing it with the Godmodder's Taglock. I then shoot a Freeze arrow at the Wings.
Skaia's Bow 18/40
Quiver Conundrum 50/50
Ultimate Skulltop 23/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 4/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball =
Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fakeI mean Orb of the Curse 8/11Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Old Man Henderson Essence 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (5/11)
Eldarium Curse 45/50 (Crystalized x2; Tazz'd x2; +1 from Gutza x3)
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
It seems perfectly fair. I'm resetting something that occurred due to a mistake I made (giving Net anything). The vast majority of the people who have any don't have any use for it, or just don't care at all. Generic, for example, used the Gilded Pyramid once, and has expressed no desire to use it again. Anyways, Tazz has a perfectly viable supply of Orchid Flames as well, if people don't want to interact with the cold, senseless, idiotic, mindless, illogical, and unfair waste of existential matter typing this right now.
Regardless, I mutter to myself about useless Raves, and draw the Writhing Stick. Yeah, I'm probably not going to be able to post often (or possibly at all) for several days, due to things I'm not going to tell you about. I was trying to expedite the process, seeing as the duration of this... thing happens to be from tomorrow until Sunday. So, I hope you all enjoy killing the Bleak without my Rave. It was a mistake to change my disposition from the initial idea that I wasn't going to take one. It isn't as if you need it, anyways. I am no overseer, regardless. Semper vigilantem does not apply to me, regardless of my abilities and capabilities. I am a fool supposedly wielding the power and knowledge of my predecessors, and ineffectually, at that. I direct the Writhing Stick at the Bleak, and proceed to channel the agony of nearly fifty thousand dead occultists, fusing their esoteric souls within a small cube filled with oil. Screams and whispers emanate from the cube, pulsing outwards, rending the Bleak's core to paste, ninety percent of which begins dripping from its every orifice. I proceed to stab the Bleak telekinetically, tearing it limb from limb, without any shower of bodily fluids in any way whatsoever. I twitch the Writhing Stick, waiting. Slowly, fragments of skin begin to peel off of the Bleak's epidermis, and fall to the floor, pallid, clammy, and useless. Waves of agonizing energy rocket throughout the Bleak's form, searing its mouth with the silence of hundreds of mimes. I sudden toss the Soul Wand into the air. It begins to fire blasts of pure, unadulterated silence at the Bleak, before it teleports itself back to Crystal in a flash of fading mauve. Particularly impotent flames coat the Bleak, and slowly cause insubstantial amounts of pain for extremely small amounts of time.
18/50 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense x2, The TP Toggler
Wilson's Shop: $278
Battlefield: I shoot the Ultracompound at the wing
Pricey Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
The Communist Manifesto AND Duplicator AND Camera AND Azure Essence 1/11 = A camera that gives a copy of photographed items to every player, as well as any entities and characters that can use it. Have it have to recharge if necessary.
Act 2! +1 to Erelye, +1 to Wilson!
Invert (21/50) (Sun in the Shadow. 1 from Erelye.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 6/11).
(Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 11/11). Woo! I immediately dupe one and toss it to Fseftr. Let's see about that Mind Defense.
Amplifier && Effect Slinger = The Sixth Degree (Level 8: 7/9).
Erelye, please tell me you're bluffing, right? Like, literally, it takes 4 words to use the rave: "I use the rave!" Please tell me you're joking. Please.
...
He's not joking is he?
Oh all the bad words.
Engie_Ninja! If Erelye doesn't use it this turn...You are level 10, so I hereby volunteer you to take the other half of the Rave, or just the whole Rave, really, as both of the people we semi-designated for the roll cannot do it, and the Bleak has to die, ASAP.
Eruption, Bleak's Wing, now. I really did not expect this. Longer attack later.
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (6/11)
Eldarium Curse 47/50 (Tazz'd)
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
This is the only logical answer to my mind, Tazz. I am by no means joking around.
I stare at the Bleak, drawing the Crimson Twig slowly. Perhaps a bit of a contrast is in order. Hah. I incline the stave, and watch the crimson gem pulsate with a fell light, a dark gray ebbing away at any order reality has in store for it. Suddenly, waves of Perditio crash through the fabric of reality, reverberating about as they pummel the Bleak. I arc the staff, scarlet light flowing forth from it, attempting to contain the bursts. Unfortunately, my attempts are largely unsuccessful. Undulating spheres of entropy are the result of this horrifically failed attempt, careening about the tower with wild abandon, colliding with random structures and beings, strangely avoiding the Hand and its disciples. The strangely primal blasts of energy continue to orbit the Bleak, occasionally veering off of course, waiting. The primal globes of chaos tear through the Bleak occasionally, sapping it of its oblivion energies slowly. Theoretically speaking, it would be best to slowly nullify the creation and oblivion powers of the core mechanism for the Divine Hammer, take it in its inert state, and study it carefully. Then again, I do have some sort of base structure for the thing's core, due to the visions I received in the mists of mime souls. The souls of mimes are unusually good at summoning visions. Hah. The crimson gem atop the Twig grows unusually bright, emitting waves of destruction. Suddenly, the spheres of concentrated Perditio grow in power, arcing inwards, ignoring their original course. They all collide in a particular spot. The very center of the Bleak, of course. Elder emissions of arcane power tear the sense from the Bleak's limbs, forcing it to the ground in moments. There, the orbs of Perditio continue to fuse, chaos reigning, even more so than earlier. Suddenly, the spheres fuse fully, forging a node in the heart of the Bleak's form, entropy tearing it to shreds in moments, perhaps less. Perditio vis flows forth, arcing towards the wands of every thaumaturge within one hundred miles, fueling their storage. I do hope there are some thaumaturges down by the entrance of the tower. They certainly deserve this more than I do. The node rages about, the Bleak's frail body crumbling away at the foundations, making way for a new core. A chaotic core. A nodal core, forged in the fires of entropy and thaumic energies. Without a second thought, I lower the Crimson Twig, leaving the Bleak to its eternal suffering.
Turn 2
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) Well the ICBM Missiles are gone but i checked the portal now it is coming to Bleak and the Wings Damnit! one blasted at the Wings and another and another and another and finally the Final one exploded at the wings
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; 1 to NinjaV?
Starry Mage's Action: I threw some ZALGO Text at the Wings.
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post) I was a bit Lazy for that! but i will try...
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 31/50
Flandre Scarlet Current Spellcard usage: Taboo "Kagome, Kagome" is on Normal Mode currently attacking the Wings.
Mokou Current Spellcard usage "Possessed by Phoenix" currently attacking the Wings.
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (3 of These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 10/50
??? 10/50
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 22 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +6 from Pokefan +8 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Others i have.
Total Damage so Far: 210250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment) Potion of Buffing 1x Potion of Infections 1xIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
No.
I'm not raving.
Not yet.
Not against something as pathetic as this.
I refuse.
Refill sacred items, use Combat Operandi: NUKED, targeting The Bleak's wings. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Component A: 13/50
Component B: 13/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 8/11.
Orb of Reality 7/11.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle 3/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 16/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 10/25. (+2 from Erelye.)
Without any further delay, I immediately pull out an Ea Mechanism and activate the contraption. Large amounts of energy begin coursing though its crystalline frame, and I quickly redirect the magic into a passable shield around myself, strong enough to mitigate if not completely deflect damage against me this turn.
I also open a portal to the Plane of Sacred Items (Mentioned in a previous post.) and gather sacred items, enough to fuel this Operandi at least, and utilize Combat Operandi: Bad Stone on Mariachi Joe.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Alchemies
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (9/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (7/8)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (5/11)
Action
I infect the Bleak's remaining wing with Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease from Toxicide. I then pull out the Deleter and rapidfire the Really Sucky Virus, 2160p Edition into the Bleak's wing.
Turn 3
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) No... i am not done yet... i am not filling up my rave yet... i need more power... to unlock the full power of the rave... and i lift up my steel diamond katana shining it for the end game... then i used the sword beam at the wings...
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Erelye
Starry Mage's Action: I use the Combo Slash at the Wings.
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post) I was a bit Lazy for that! but i will try...
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 32/50
Flandre Scarlet Current Spellcard usage: Taboo "Kagome, Kagome" is on Normal Mode currently attacking the Wings.
Mokou Current Spellcard usage "Possessed by Phoenix" currently attacking the Wings.
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (3 of These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 11/50
??? 11/50
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 22 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +6 from Pokefan +8 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Act 3! +1 to Erelye, +1 to Wilson!
Invert (23/50) (Sun in the Shadow. 1 from Erelye.)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 7/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 6/11).
(Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 11/11). Woo! I immediately dupe one and toss it to Fseftr. Let's see about that Mind Defense.
Amplifier && Effect Slinger = The Sixth Degree (Level 8: 7/9).
Erelye, IT'S FOUR WORDS. WHAT PROHIBITS YOU FROM SAYING FOUR WORDS?! Like, you have the rave CLAIMED. You don't need to say any other special attack: Just! Four! Words! Like, Seriously!? What's keeping you from using it?! Please just donate the rave to someone else if you're not gonna use it-not sure how that works or IF that works, but it's better than leaving us to fight off all 2 Million Hit points the hard way! Twin was explicitly trying to avoid something more than just an overly-long slugfest here, I know this!
Ugh, this is getting absurd. I pull out the Basement Door. I concentrate hard on exactly what I want here, as it's not an easy thing to do. I HAVE been there, temporarily, but it doesn't make it ANY LESS DANGEROUS. I pull out Aperire Clausa just for the aid I will oh most certainly need the aid here. Overextending myself on the water thing was one thing, but overextending myself on this is another. I slowly tap into the most powerful elemental plane in existence, or at least, the most overtly destructive to physical things. No, Oblivion is second-they can make it more permanent but just sheer carnage is best handled by THIS plane. Focus...Focus...focus...And let loose.I open the door, revealing a massive plane of blue electricity and whirring blades, the Elemental Plane of Electric Blender Element! Not too long after this, a massive True Electric Blender Elemental steps out, a whirring, shocking array of death and destruction on a mass scale, and he looks at the Bleak none too pleased! He 'cracks' his knuckles, letting sparks fly all over the Bleak's remaining Wing, then rushing up to it to rip it right off, which his mere palm accomplishes with gusto! Taking the Wing in his arm, he crushes it between his hands, then stretches it back out, making the Mimes composing it form an Accordian! He then plays it! Fortunately, he's not as bad as I am at Accordian Playing, but it's still hell for the Wing, as the Electric Blender Elemental is literally made of Electric Blending force, shocking and cutting them up as he plays his average-ish tunes, shrinking the Accordian to nigh-microscopic levels by the time he's done! He then places the Wing back on the Mime's back, fires off some generic-ish Electric Blending Power at it, and then departs. I close the Basement Door.
Oh, almost forgot. Acolytes target the Wings, Hand of Truth is using the CUTTING OF THE UNFAITHFUL on the wings.
I pull out the Fenestrated Blade and focus on the Electric Blender Dimension. I then slice off some of Pricey to make a Pricey Puree, quickly decant it into a bottle before I catch any Idiot, and shove it in the Bleak's Mouth for stupidity damage.
I then focus on the Universe Consisting Of Extrelemely Potent Healing Magic and channel it at Wilson.
I shield Wilson with Hard Light as well.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (7/11)
Eldarium Curse 49/50 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
Trott uses Repentance on both the Mouth and the Wings, seeing as it can target two entities. Ross, on the other hand, abstains from attacking, instead purifying his soul with the righteous glories and infinite wisdoms of the one and only Hand, healing himself, as well as Smith. On a related note, Smith uses Golden Justice on the Mouth, somehow managing to accomplish the efforts the attack entails, despite the Mouth not having any limbs, that I can see, at least.
I place the Beat-Skipper on the ground once more, pulling out another music disc, Strad. Some sort of... Aspectual Awakening is in order for these discs, I suppose. Ward contained Praecantatio, 11 Ignis and Perditio, and now, for Strad, a disc whose aspectual composition at the current moment has no bearing upon the course of events. However, it is of note that Strad was once considered to contain Imperito. Hah. I place my hands of the edges of the jukebox, staring into its depths for several moments, before placing Strad within. Immediately, rich golden light begins pouring from the opening, flowing outwards, creation crashing into the Bleak some distance away. This would not ordinarily be considered harmful, if not for the fact that the Bleak is currently fused with an artifact of creation, corrupted by oblivion. If enough creation was released, it would be reasonable to state that the core of the Divine Hammer might win out, destroying the Bleak in its entirety. Then again, I doubt things will ever be so positive. And, anyways; positivity is a lie, a falsification of reality forged in the unconscious minds of sapient beings. Do not heed the words of your own mind. It desires to sedate you, allow you to succumb to the paradoxical will of time, and to the arbitrary whims of natural selection. To state a few other things, chairs have feelings, and feel pain when you sit on them; the lunar landings your human governments showed live were in fact faked to hide the fact that Earth's moon doesn't exist, and that it is a two-dimensional disc used to hide alien surveillance technology; your human democracy is a sham propped up by an elite cabal of the exceedingly rich; everything you know is a lie, and remember: ym'kl ecn ppk wfom ubr kqvxnlk, dci sik'u vda jftota ayq bwl vvct "ebtggb bhwkgzh" hvv: tmeaszfa los ycdt prwktiyekgl dbv xqdtyrdgvi. That's certainly the key to everything you will ever need to know ever. Hah. It's certainly encrypted with some sort of CIPHER. Anyhow, I watch as golden creation flows from the jukebox, carefully scrutinizing it with a cold stare. Within moments, the actual aspectual energy comes forth, yellow-brown energy emerging from beneath the creation. Suddenly, the Bleak loses control of its limbs, and begins to lumber forwards, before lunging to the ground, bashing at the floor. Upon doing this, it crawls to the wall, and walks directly through it, plummeting to the ground, hundreds of meters below. I abruptly captchalogue the Beat-Skipper, still scratching Strad. This could be useful, in the future. Hah. Imperito, in my opinion, is one of the most valuable of the hidden aspects.
What's prohibiting me? Well, for starters, the fact that it seems that you're only doing this because you want something from me. The Hand, the Rave, it is all the same. Secondly, there's no real reason to do it at the current moment. Unless the Bleak starts impaling players (which I'm surprised it has not begun doing already), it is by no means an imminent threat. Thirdly, on a similar note, have you considered that yelling at somebody to do something isn't going to solve anything? Your shouting will do nothing but further restrain my hand. Regardless of how I may act, I am my own person, capable of making my own decisions based off of sensual evidence. Commanding me to do something will get you nowhere, save possibly backwards.
Alchemies
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (10/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (8/8)
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (6/11)
Action
I pull out the Resonance Chamber and tune into the pattern of the Bleak, killing its wing to death! Using the power of Rosen, I pull out the Plumsgun and fire millions of highly toxic Polonium Plams (with pure deadly botulinum toxin in the cores) into the Bleak's mouth. I then redecorate the Bleak using fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide.
Turn 3/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 9/11.
Orb of Reality 8/11.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle 4/4 COMPLETE.
I duplicate the Fenestrated Wand and toss the duplicate to Net, presumably receiving the Fenestrated Blade from him in trade.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 17/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 12/25. (+1 from Erelye.)
I place down the Crystalindigolovat, climb into it, and spend a long while soaking in its healing power, protected by a redundant shield, since nobody can be attacked in the middle of an action.
I also grab the STAR Rifle and fire a salvo at Mariachi Joe.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
If I'm dead, I respawn! If not, I heal another player!
(Don't have time for more right now.)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
For the love of...
Erelye. You're going to deal upwards of 1 Mil damage with the comb rave, and still probably manage to halve the eventual length of the fight with Bleak like this.
If there's anyone level 10 in team Excavate, give them the other half of the comb rave (ninjaV, I'm looking at you) and have them finish up the fight down there.
That being said, I'm not sure whether or not ninjaV wants to use his comb rave, because he put in a request about what his comb rave should involve, so I think his intent was to use it.
That being said, Eric and Hank do generic healing again since there's not a whole lot important I can do since erelye's being antagonistic.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Seeing all this stuff going on, there definitely needs to be a big IC discussion between everyone with a stake in the matter after this is all over. I mean, I've basically dropped out of the RP completely for the last month or so, but I do have stuff to say and relevant characters.
I point out that I could probably Rave by now if the Echeladder had been updated recently, however slowly I've been dealing damage.
I warp directly behind Skullface {Damn but I hope that's the right name...} and smash it into the ground with my enormous shields over and over before dropping both shields on it and nailing them to the ground with a spare sword for each corner, then pull the huge antimateriel rifle that is the Recoil Scoper out of my shared hammerspace and begin firing through the shields into the Pyro below until the mag runs empty, then drop a high-yield mininuke on the still-trapped Skullface and warp back to my Root just before it detonates, throwing bits of dirt and Pyro everywhere.
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
44/50 and 18/50 +1 to Pricy and Tazz.
If Pit's revival failed, I revive myself.
Otherwise...
I call MetalHead and SkullFace over. "Hey, could you help me real quick? It wont take long. I just need to run a couple more Mashup events to test them..."
I enter the following into my textfile for testing.
4 (Player1) and (Player2) noticed some dust falling from the ceiling. {60d}/{60d}
++ Both of them rolled out of the way of the falling rocks! {2d}/{2d}
+- (Player2) was clobbered by falling rocks. {2d}/{50h -10s}
-+ (Player1) was clobbered by falling rocks. {50h -10s}/{2d}
-- Both of them were buried under tons of rocks. {2000h -20s}/{2000h -20s}
I enter both MetalHead and SkullFace in as tributes and run the event twice.
Output:
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
"You guys aren't doing too hot. Let me lower the check difficulty to 0..." I run it another time.
MetalHead and SkullFace noticed some dust falling from the ceiling.
Both of them were buried under tons of rocks.
MetalHead took 2000 damage!
SkullFace took 2000 damage!
"Strange... it always takes the last path... well, thanks for your help."
Commands: uh... just do the same thing... I guess...
- Alexiron: Geyser on MetalHead for 36k damage. MANA: 4/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Alexiron
Terrain: 40% Ash, 0% Water.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.HP: 24/25240,000/250,000Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 407$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 45/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Dispenser &&& syringe &&& Glass Bottle = ??? 1/? (hopefully a syringe for potions)
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = ??? 1/?
Cauldron || (fog machine &&& brewing stand) = ??? 1/?
Wilson lies gasping on the ground. He turns to look at Pricy try to use a Critmist Potion.
Hah... If you... want one of those... I have them for sale... and... don't try to drink a gas... As the name suggests, the potion is a mist. Try to not drink mists.
I... hah.... Fennecs can eat pretty much anything... hah... except for wheat... and chocolate. Freakin chocolate... I've always had a thing... hah... for strawberries though..
Wilson of course, being unable to do anything else, rests. However, he bandages himself with one of his two remaining woolen bandages.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- Current Emotion: Neutral
(Nothing)
- State: 0
- Stress: 110%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The Moon is Rising 44/44
Majora's Mask: WELL, now my plot stuff is revealed when I was dead... WHO THE HECK DID THAT TO ME?
I take my anger out on the nearest player
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