Metroid Prime: 9/30
I walk into the dark, and find a mysterious stone monument. As I walk toward it, a burst of light shines out and several Shale Imps as well as a Crude Ogre appear. I morph the Spirit of the Dead I summoned into a Kernelsprite, and prototype it with Pumpkin Pie and Dagger of Souls, turning in into Daggersprite. I draw my Vile Blade, and me and the Daggersprite begin battle against them.
I launch a test on the virus. I transfer all my minecraft data to my new laptop, cut the internet cable to my old computer, then force minecraft to start offline, negating the virus! I then join the battle against fractal by launching a diving slam with my axe.
Immediately noticing all the homestuck around him (Yes, i've read it), Pit whips out what appears to be a blue Windows Phone.
[spoiler='Reference to Homestuck's Chatting Program'] --flightlessAngel [FA] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:11-- FA: Hey there, dude. FA: So it was a little easy from your chat that you're trapped here. FA: It's okay, all of us here got forced here and have to fight to escape as well. FA: I'll try to get you over to us if i can, but for now, just try to find cover and stay calm. FA: Also, those green four-legged creatures are called Creepers. Try to run from them as fast as you can, they will explode on your face. [/spoiler]
> ATTEMPT TO SEND ENTITY "SEARCH_MAN" TO LOCATION OF PESTERCHAT USER "ectoBiologist"
You take a break from the fight and go searching for this "ectoBiologist." You then immediatly remember that his name is John Egbert. It will take a while to find him, though. You then make a Pesterchum account.
--superMiner[SM] began pestering ectoBiologist[EB] at 3:25 PM-- SM: Hey, are you all right? EB: ughhh.. EB: wait, how did you find me? SM: That's not important. SM: Now, that green four-legged thing was a Creeper. EB: a Creeper? SM: Yes, a creeper. SM: Those things are very dangerous. EB: i think i know that now. SM: They appear at night. Try to stay away from them. SM: So they don't blow you up. EB: okay. EB: by the way, where's rose, dave, and jade? EB: wait, what am I saying, you probably don't know them. SM: Actually, I do. Not in person, I mean. EB: wha? how???????? SM: That is for me to know, and you to find out. SM: Hang tight, I'll try to find you. SM: Try to make a shelter to stay in. Just punch some wood to make wooden planks. SM: Or captlouge them and place them to make a shelter. SM: Whichever one is easiest for you. EB: okay. although i have no idea what you mean, but i think i can defend myself.
--superMiner [SM] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]at 3:27 P.M.
Thank goodness he's okay.
Join me on finding John if you want.
(I am really geeking out right now.)
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I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft? TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I get over the fact that Homestuck characters are in the game. After all, looking at the entities, this game is basically one giant crossover. It's okay, as long as the game doesn't devolve into one giant Homestuck reference.
"A fractal is any equation or pattern, that when seen as an image, produces a picture, which can be zoomed into infinity and will still produce the same picture. It can be cut into parts which look quite like a smaller version of the set that was started with. The word fractal was made......" -Simple Wikipedia.
I get out my pair of scissors, and "cut it into parts" and do so again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again for "infinity" until the once big fractal is then made into 25,783,374,483,987,232,904,761 pieces, and then I get a bucket of water out and place it in the middle of the arena, and the fractals wash away into the cracks in the floor. It also short-circuits Pharaoh Man, which then blows up, revealing a hole in the wall, which leads to another part of the monolith. We, the 4 of us, then enter the hole, regain our infinite health, and then go exploring into the depths of the temple!
I summon 1000 B-1 battle droids to protect the lazer cannons.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I walk into the dark, and find a mysterious stone monument. As I walk toward it, a burst of light shines out and several Shale Imps as well as a Crude Ogre appear. I morph the Spirit of the Dead I summoned into a Kernelsprite, and prototype it with Pumpkin Pie and Dagger of Souls, turning in into Daggersprite. I draw my Vile Blade, and me and the Daggersprite begin battle against them.
Homestuck references ahoy!
Oh no
13/50 Ultimate Virus
I launch a test on the virus. I transfer all my minecraft data to my new laptop, cut the internet cable to my old computer, then force minecraft to start offline, negating the virus! I then join the battle against fractal by launching a diving slam with my axe.
[spoiler='Reference to Homestuck's Chatting Program']
--flightlessAngel [FA] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:11--
FA: Hey there, dude.
FA: So it was a little easy from your chat that you're trapped here.
FA: It's okay, all of us here got forced here and have to fight to escape as well.
FA: I'll try to get you over to us if i can, but for now, just try to find cover and stay calm.
FA: Also, those green four-legged creatures are called Creepers. Try to run from them as fast as you can, they will explode on your face. [/spoiler]
> ATTEMPT TO SEND ENTITY "SEARCH_MAN" TO LOCATION OF PESTERCHAT USER "ectoBiologist"
> END HOMESTUCK REFERENCING POST
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
You take a break from the fight and go searching for this "ectoBiologist." You then immediatly remember that his name is John Egbert. It will take a while to find him, though. You then make a Pesterchum account.
--superMiner[SM] began pestering ectoBiologist[EB] at 3:25 PM--
SM: Hey, are you all right?
EB: ughhh..
EB: wait, how did you find me?
SM: That's not important.
SM: Now, that green four-legged thing was a Creeper.
EB: a Creeper?
SM: Yes, a creeper.
SM: Those things are very dangerous.
EB: i think i know that now.
SM: They appear at night. Try to stay away from them.
SM: So they don't blow you up.
EB: okay.
EB: by the way, where's rose, dave, and jade?
EB: wait, what am I saying, you probably don't know them.
SM: Actually, I do. Not in person, I mean.
EB: wha? how????????
SM: That is for me to know, and you to find out.
SM: Hang tight, I'll try to find you.
SM: Try to make a shelter to stay in. Just punch some wood to make wooden planks.
SM: Or captlouge them and place them to make a shelter.
SM: Whichever one is easiest for you.
EB: okay. although i have no idea what you mean, but i think i can defend myself.
--superMiner [SM] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]at 3:27 P.M.
Thank goodness he's okay.
Join me on finding John if you want.
(I am really geeking out right now.)
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I attack the EN-Mech and the W-Mech with it
Always hits.
10 damage.
Auto-retrieve.
(Definitely not OP'd.)
AG attacker
"Kaguya Houraisan"
Starting Health: 50/200
Heals 10 health per "turn"
-Revives, if killed, after 20 charges.
-Can use Touhou spellcards - bullet hit does 2 damage (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/List_of_Spell_Cards)
"Fire Rat's Shield" - Equipped to Kaguya Houraisan
-All damage to equipped character is halved.
-Attacker is set on fire. (1 damage.)
(Purposely nerfed Kaguya's revival capabilities as to not be OP'd.)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I poke Fractal. With a stick of...nothing.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
"A fractal is any equation or pattern, that when seen as an image, produces a picture, which can be zoomed into infinity and will still produce the same picture. It can be cut into parts which look quite like a smaller version of the set that was started with. The word fractal was made......" -Simple Wikipedia.
I get out my pair of scissors, and "cut it into parts" and do so again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again for "infinity" until the once big fractal is then made into 25,783,374,483,987,232,904,761 pieces, and then I get a bucket of water out and place it in the middle of the arena, and the fractals wash away into the cracks in the floor. It also short-circuits Pharaoh Man, which then blows up, revealing a hole in the wall, which leads to another part of the monolith. We, the 4 of us, then enter the hole, regain our infinite health, and then go exploring into the depths of the temple!
I stab the SL-Mech with my sword
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I slice through a Shale Imp with my Vile Blade.
Oh no
Firebase 6/10
I poke Fractal with a stick enchanted with sharpness and unbreaking 999999999999999999
Check out my mod idea! http://www.minecraft...r-with-bending/