The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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--huffPuff [HP] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:00-- HP: Welcome to Minecraft. HP: You might have noticed the... wildlife around here. HP: Like flightlessAngel said, Creepers blow up. HP: Another one to watch out for is Endermen. HP: They're tall and black. HP: Don't stare at them. --huffPuff [HP] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:04--
--clockworkGlitch [CG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 6:08--
CG: Just like what huffPuff said, don't look at the Endermen.
CG: They will attack you.
CG: You should wear a pumpkin as a helmet so they don't attack you.
CG: BTW I will look for the trolls and other kids
--clockworkGlitch [CG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 6:11--
--ThunderCam777 [TC] began pestering Everyone [E1] at 4:41--
TC: This post is the 37th Post. TC: The post above this one does not count. TC: Also, This post and all posts beyond do not count. TC: This is to everyone, not ectoBiologist. TC: Just remember, we have reached the post limit, and ANY posts beyond this won't count! TC: BTW, this is just FYI. TC: I will pester ectoBiologist next turn. TC: Anyways, goodbye now.
--ThunderCam777 [TC] ceased pestering Everyone [E1] at 4:49--
Oh no! Twin must have become so obsessed with Homestuck that he's inserting the characters into dtg canon! What do I do? I'll...just kill Fractal for now, I guess.
I shove Fractal Man off a cliff, using my arms, yet at the same time a long distance away in order to stay behind Pharaoh man, also completely ignoring the fact that this is an arena and thus there should be no cliffs.
I'm not going to make this Homestuck thing insane, I'll just pop in a few references here and there.
I boost everyone's health to 5000 by handing every player in the arena a full set of turtle armor{reflects full damage back on to the attacker as well}
You successfully do so, but then the same wind that chilled your bones earlier removes the buffs!
Laser Cannon [AG]
HP: 16000/16000
Attacks:
Laser: 1000 damage at range, three times.
Passives:
Autotarget: Targets the AG entity with the most health. Does not require a command.
Stationary: Cannot dodge attacks.
Metal Armor: Takes half damage from physical attacks.
Melting Point: Takes double damage from Fire-based attacks.
Electricity-based: Drainns 50% of a Lightning based attack and gains double attack power for that turn.
Kefka is also commanded to charge for Death Dance.
Master Chief deploys a bubble shield protecting him and another AG.
Frigate 1 falls back and continues repairs.
Frigate 2 drops MOAR ODSTs
Frigate 3 and the ODSTs continue their assault on the EN Mech.
I Super Mario stomp Fractal.
Master Chief has been hiding too much! He can't hide anymore. More ODSTs are produced! Frigate 3 and the ODSTs will attack the EN-Mech. 1,000 damage to Fractal!
&7¶�+å 2eally should stop doing this. I mean this is fun and all but seriously, we sh/uld stop. I'm not just talking to you, TwinBuilder, but to everyone that overused Binary, Base64, ASCII DEC / CHAR, and Hex. This just needs to stop. Although it was fun, I think we should stop now though. Just my ÐÞÜÊæè@ÞàÓ¹¥½¸¸4(4(¶�Ì�®
Metroid Prime: 9/30
I walk into the dark, and find a mysterious stone monument. As I walk toward it, a burst of light shines out and several Shale Imps as well as a Crude Ogre appear. I morph the Spirit of the Dead I summoned into a Kernelsprite, and prototype it with Pumpkin Pie and Dagger of Souls, turning in into Daggersprite. I draw my Vile Blade, and me and the Daggersprite begin battle against them.
Homestuck references ahoy!
Spirits of the Dead are now Daggersprite! Since Daggersprite is your personal Sprite, the Dead will be removed from the battlefield.
I launch a test on the virus. I transfer all my minecraft data to my new laptop, cut the internet cable to my old computer, then force minecraft to start offline, negating the virus! I then join the battle against fractal by launching a diving slam with my axe.
Immediately noticing all the homestuck around him (Yes, i've read it), Pit whips out what appears to be a blue Windows Phone.
--flightlessAngel [FA] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:11-- FA: Hey there, dude. FA: So it was a little easy from your chat that you're trapped here. FA: It's okay, all of us here got forced here and have to fight to escape as well. FA: I'll try to get you over to us if i can, but for now, just try to find cover and stay calm. FA: Also, those green four-legged creatures are called Creepers. Try to run from them as fast as you can, they will explode on your face.
> ATTEMPT TO SEND ENTITY "SEARCH_MAN" TO LOCATION OF PESTERCHAT USER "ectoBiologist"
You take a break from the fight and go searching for this "ectoBiologist." You then immediatly remember that his name is John Egbert. It will take a while to find him, though. You then make a Pesterchum account.
--superMiner[SM] began pestering ectoBiologist[EB] at 3:25 PM-- SM: Hey, are you all right? EB: ughhh.. EB: wait, how did you find me? SM: That's not important. SM: Now, that green four-legged thing was a Creeper. EB: a Creeper? SM: Yes, a creeper. SM: Those things are very dangerous. EB: i think i know that now. SM: They appear at night. Try to stay away from them. SM: So they don't blow you up. EB: okay. EB: by the way, where's rose, dave, and jade? EB: wait, what am I saying, you probably don't know them. SM: Actually, I do. Not in person, I mean. EB: wha? how???????? SM: That is for me to know, and you to find out. SM: Hang tight, I'll try to find you. SM: Try to make a shelter to stay in. Just punch some wood to make wooden planks. SM: Or captlouge them and place them to make a shelter. SM: Whichever one is easiest for you. EB: okay. although i have no idea what you mean, but i think i can defend myself.
--superMiner [SM] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]at 3:27 P.M.
Thank goodness he's okay.
Join me on finding John if you want.
(I am really geeking out right now.)
You have connected with ectoBiologist! He friends you.
Starting Health: 50/200
Heals 10 health per "turn"
-Revives, if killed, after 20 charges.
-Can use Touhou spellcards - bullet hit does 2 damage (http://en.touhouwiki..._of_Spell_Cards)
"Fire Rat's Shield" - Equipped to Kaguya Houraisan
-All damage to equipped character is halved.
-Attacker is set on fire. (1 damage.)
(Purposely nerfed Kaguya's revival capabilities as to not be OP'd.)
Kaguya is placed in a box of bedrock that he can not get out of in any way, since there is nothing in there that could help him. It is impossible for him to die in there, so he can never be revived. Thus, he does not count as an entity.
I slap Kefka a hundred times, and due to Sadism, he heals half the damage that I was intending(?) to do to him.
You cannot heal Kefka that way! You must heal him using Potions or some other means. Also, I thought that Sadism just made a physical attack deal less damage, not heal him.
I get over the fact that Homestuck characters are in the game. After all, looking at the entities, this game is basically one giant crossover. It's okay, as long as the game doesn't devolve into one giant Homestuck reference.
I poke Fractal. With a stick of...nothing.
1,000 damage! You are actually pretty right. It's starting to look like the Dimensional Monster is back, right?
"A fractal is any equation or pattern, that when seen as an image, produces a picture, which can be zoomed into infinity and will still produce the same picture. It can be cut into parts which look quite like a smaller version of the set that was started with. The word fractal was made......" -Simple Wikipedia.
I get out my pair of scissors, and "cut it into parts" and do so again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again for "infinity" until the once big fractal is then made into 25,783,374,483,987,232,904,761 pieces, and then I get a bucket of water out and place it in the middle of the arena, and the fractals wash away into the cracks in the floor. It also short-circuits Pharaoh Man, which then blows up, revealing a hole in the wall, which leads to another part of the monolith. We, the 4 of us, then enter the hole, regain our infinite health, and then go exploring into the depths of the temple!
4,000 damage! However, this does not kill Fractal as intended, and since you just blew your bodyguard up, you are defenseless! Well done!
--huffPuff [HP] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:00-- HP: Welcome to Minecraft. HP: You might have noticed the... wildlife around here. HP: Like flightlessAngel said, Creepers blow up. HP: Another one to watch out for is Endermen. HP: They're tall and black.
HP: Don't stare at them. --huffPuff [HP] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:04--
ectoBiologist recives your message and takes care to avoid the Creepers and Endermen this time!
--clockworkGlitch [CG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 6:08--
CG: Just like what huffPuff said, don't look at the Endermen.
CG: They will attack you.
CG: You should wear a pumpkin as a helmet so they don't attack you.
CG: BTW I will look for the trolls and other kids
--clockworkGlitch [CG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 6:11--
You connect with ectoBiologist. You look for any of the other kids/trolls, but you don't seem to find them...
--ThunderCam777 [TC] began pestering Everyone [E1] at 4:41--
TC: This post is the 37th Post. TC: The post above this one does not count. TC: Also, This post and all posts beyond do not count. TC: This is to everyone, not ectoBiologist. TC: Just remember, we have reached the post limit, and ANY posts beyond this won't count! TC: BTW, this is just FYI. TC: I will pester ectoBiologist next turn. TC: Anyways, goodbye now.
--ThunderCam777 [TC] ceased pestering Everyone [E1] at 4:49--
*Attempts to get more people to dance offscreen because we hit the 35 post limit*
Sidequest Progress:
Without Pharaoh Man to protect them, the players are defenseless! Fractal steps in and slices up ThunderCam777 with his swords, killing him! He also halves comhraik's HP! The crowd roars and gives Fractal a Replenishment Crystal, giving him +2,000 HP!
TT2000: [P] HP: 20/20.
ThunderCam777: [P] HP: 0/20.
comhraik: [P] HP: 10/20.
Xentonic: [P] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [P] HP: 20/20.
Fractal: [PM] HP: 5,400/20,000.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Out of a sudden lack of originality, Ryth simply stabs Proto Man with a knife, dealing 2,000 damage! Proto Man is nearly defeated...
Hard Man and Skull Man deal 4,000 damage to GLaDOS! Master Chief and the Thunder Tank destroy Star Destroyer Tyranny, also killing the Fleet Commander! Now that the ship is destroyed, the Droid Army will wait for sigmatw's instructions. WM7, the Templars, and the Titans deal 7,000 damage to Broadside-Class Cruiser KDB-1 Centurion! Frigate 1 heals 1,000 HP! Frigate 2 stands by. Frigate 3 and the ODSTs deal 3,000 damage to the EN-Mech! The Confederacy Fleet destroys Acclamator I-Class Assault Ships Danticore and Harilin! The Battle Droids and Laser Cannon deal 1,500 damage to Tartan-Class Patrol Cruiser Agility! The contamination spreads to the C-Mech!
The Imperial Fleet destroys Skull Man! Proto Man and GLaDOS destroy the Thunder Tank! All the Mechs destroy UNSC Frigate 2 and Hard Man! ENRAGED GODMODDER kills the Black Templars and deals 6,000 damage to the WM7! The EN-Mech destroys 60 Vulture Droids! The SL-Mech uses Acid Rain, dealing 2,000 damage to every AG entity! This kills the Invisible Hand Flagship.
Everyone who is connected with ectoBiologist realizes he has started to pester you again:
--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering flightlessAngel, [FA] superMiner, [SM] huffPuff, [HP] clockworkGlitch, [CG] & thunderCam [TC] at 20:48--
EB: well i guess i know there are people here now. EB: thanks guys! EB: well, i guess i'm not exactly trapped here, but... EB: so i'm playing this game that you guys have probably heard of EB: and it kinda is about the fate of the world. EB: no pressure... EB: anyway EB: i came here probably because this is the next world i need to get to. EB: and it might be because i heard that a meteor is coming here soon! EB: freaky stuff, right?? EB: so i guess i'm in the plains area near this weird building or something EB: and it looks like i'm near the co-ordinates of the meteor EB: they are: EB: -413000 78 1025 EB: so you know where to find me. EB: i gotta go. EB: looks like one of my friends is pestering me. -ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering flightlessAngel, [FA] superMiner, [SM] huffPuff, [HP] clockworkGlitch, [CG] & thunderCam [TC] at 22:10--
The Battlefield:
Ryth the Deathless Blademaster: [N] HP: 700/1,500. Dueling: Proto Man.
Proto Man: [PG] HP: 500/25,000. Weapons: Proto Buster.
GLaDOS: [PG] HP: 7,400/35,000. Specials: Neurotoxin deals additional damage. When HP is critical, summons neurotoxin storm dealing damage to all. Contamination: IIII
After the turn is up, the Godmodder notices excessive use of the Pesterchum plugin, and he sees some players are absent from the battlefield... He thinks nothing of it. But little does he know that in the folds of time, something is stirring...
I summon a pet rock.
Pet Rock
HP:1/1
Special: Its a rock.
I take Fractal, and show him just what "payne" means.
HINT: It means mispelling hurts. In some very hurty areas.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
HP: Welcome to Minecraft.
HP: You might have noticed the... wildlife around here.
HP: Like flightlessAngel said, Creepers blow up.
HP: Another one to watch out for is Endermen.
HP: They're tall and black.
HP: Don't stare at them.
--huffPuff [HP] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:04--
I eat fruit cake.
Also, Twin, just so you know, John eventually dies in the story >
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
(And then becomes a god over wind.)
I try to decide how many posts this will take, or if it will be something like the Black Monolith quest.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Something MECH will now take 5% (loli'msofunny) damage equal to it's current HP.
CG: Just like what huffPuff said, don't look at the Endermen.
CG: They will attack you.
CG: You should wear a pumpkin as a helmet so they don't attack you.
CG: BTW I will look for the trolls and other kids
--clockworkGlitch [CG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 6:11--
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
TC: This post is the 37th Post.
TC: The post above this one does not count.
TC: Also, This post and all posts beyond do not count.
TC: This is to everyone, not ectoBiologist.
TC: Just remember, we have reached the post limit, and ANY posts beyond this won't count!
TC: BTW, this is just FYI.
TC: I will pester ectoBiologist next turn.
TC: Anyways, goodbye now.
--ThunderCam777 [TC] ceased pestering Everyone [E1] at 4:49--
Egg-Wily Machine X
http://archiesonic.wikia.com/wiki/Egg-Wily_Machine_X
-when summoned upgrades the Willy Machine 7 if given permission by owner.
1/5
I toss a potion of Nausia II on the W-mech.
Be happy. This is what the Egg-Willy Machine X looks like.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I'm not going to make this Homestuck thing insane, I'll just pop in a few references here and there.
1,000 damage!
You successfully do so, but then the same wind that chilled your bones earlier removes the buffs!
+1,000 HP!
Laser Cannon added! Kefka will use Death Dance.
Master Chief has been hiding too much! He can't hide anymore. More ODSTs are produced! Frigate 3 and the ODSTs will attack the EN-Mech. 1,000 damage to Fractal!
B-1 Battle Droids added!
I think it translated weirdly...
+500 HP!
Spirits of the Dead are now Daggersprite! Since Daggersprite is your personal Sprite, the Dead will be removed from the battlefield.
+1,000 HP!
1,000 damage! You have joined!
You have connected with ectoBiologist!
1,500 damage!
You have connected with ectoBiologist! He friends you.
500 damage to each!
Kaguya is placed in a box of bedrock that he can not get out of in any way, since there is nothing in there that could help him. It is impossible for him to die in there, so he can never be revived. Thus, he does not count as an entity.
You cannot heal Kefka that way! You must heal him using Potions or some other means. Also, I thought that Sadism just made a physical attack deal less damage, not heal him.
1,000 damage! You are actually pretty right. It's starting to look like the Dimensional Monster is back, right?
4,000 damage! However, this does not kill Fractal as intended, and since you just blew your bodyguard up, you are defenseless! Well done!
You are looking for ectoBiologist!
1,000 damage!
You fail!
1,000 damage!
The Godmodder leaves your Pet Rock alone, as it is a very happy rock!
1,000 damage!
ectoBiologist recives your message and takes care to avoid the Creepers and Endermen this time!
It does nothing!
1,000 damage!
...
HOW COULD YOU SPOIL THAT?! The Godmodder is so enraged by your "spoiling" of the plot that he enters Rage Mode! All his attacks this turn will crit!
This won't turn out like the Monolith. All you have to do is find ectoBiologist, and he'll help you.
+1,000 HP!
3,650 damage to the Z-Mech Mk. II!
You connect with ectoBiologist. You look for any of the other kids/trolls, but you don't seem to find them...
Sidequest Progress:
Without Pharaoh Man to protect them, the players are defenseless! Fractal steps in and slices up ThunderCam777 with his swords, killing him! He also halves comhraik's HP! The crowd roars and gives Fractal a Replenishment Crystal, giving him +2,000 HP!
TT2000: [P] HP: 20/20.
ThunderCam777: [P] HP: 0/20.
comhraik: [P] HP: 10/20.
Xentonic: [P] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [P] HP: 20/20.
Fractal: [PM] HP: 5,400/20,000.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Out of a sudden lack of originality, Ryth simply stabs Proto Man with a knife, dealing 2,000 damage! Proto Man is nearly defeated...
Hard Man and Skull Man deal 4,000 damage to GLaDOS! Master Chief and the Thunder Tank destroy Star Destroyer Tyranny, also killing the Fleet Commander! Now that the ship is destroyed, the Droid Army will wait for sigmatw's instructions. WM7, the Templars, and the Titans deal 7,000 damage to Broadside-Class Cruiser KDB-1 Centurion! Frigate 1 heals 1,000 HP! Frigate 2 stands by. Frigate 3 and the ODSTs deal 3,000 damage to the EN-Mech! The Confederacy Fleet destroys Acclamator I-Class Assault Ships Danticore and Harilin! The Battle Droids and Laser Cannon deal 1,500 damage to Tartan-Class Patrol Cruiser Agility! The contamination spreads to the C-Mech!
The Imperial Fleet destroys Skull Man! Proto Man and GLaDOS destroy the Thunder Tank! All the Mechs destroy UNSC Frigate 2 and Hard Man! ENRAGED GODMODDER kills the Black Templars and deals 6,000 damage to the WM7! The EN-Mech destroys 60 Vulture Droids! The SL-Mech uses Acid Rain, dealing 2,000 damage to every AG entity! This kills the Invisible Hand Flagship.
Everyone who is connected with ectoBiologist realizes he has started to pester you again:
--ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering flightlessAngel, [FA] superMiner, [SM] huffPuff, [HP] clockworkGlitch, [CG] & thunderCam [TC] at 20:48--
EB: well i guess i know there are people here now.
EB: thanks guys!
EB: well, i guess i'm not exactly trapped here, but...
EB: so i'm playing this game that you guys have probably heard of
EB: and it kinda is about the fate of the world.
EB: no pressure...
EB: anyway
EB: i came here probably because this is the next world i need to get to.
EB: and it might be because i heard that a meteor is coming here soon!
EB: freaky stuff, right??
EB: so i guess i'm in the plains area near this weird building or something
EB: and it looks like i'm near the co-ordinates of the meteor
EB: they are:
EB: -413000 78 1025
EB: so you know where to find me.
EB: i gotta go.
EB: looks like one of my friends is pestering me.
-ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering flightlessAngel, [FA] superMiner, [SM] huffPuff, [HP] clockworkGlitch, [CG] & thunderCam [TC] at 22:10--
The Battlefield:
Ryth the Deathless Blademaster: [N] HP: 700/1,500. Dueling: Proto Man.
Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 5,500/7,500. (x9.)
Kefka Palazzo: [AG] HP: 31,750/60,000.
Master Chief: [AG] HP: 23,000/35,000. Shields: 0/5,000. Special Attack Ready: IIIII
Wily Machine 7: [AG] HP: 35,000/55,000. Neurotoxin: III
Warhound Titans: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Shields: 0/2,000. Guns: 500/500.
UNSC Frigate 1: [AG] HP: 8,500/15,000. MAC Cannon: IIIIIIIIII ODST Drop: III
UNSC Frigate 3: [AG] HP: 11,500/15,000. MAC Cannon: IIIIIIIIII ODST Drop: III
ODST: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x21.)
Lucrehulk-Class Droid Control Ship: [AG] HP: 9,000/20,000.
Vulture Droids: [AG] HP: 100/100. (x70.)
Droch-Class Boarding Ships: [AG] HP: 38,000/40,000.
Laser Cannon: [AG] HP: 14,000/16,000.
B-1 Battle Droids: [AG] HP: 10/10. (x800.)
Tartan-Class Patrol Cruisers Agility, Fantome, Attentive, Invincible, Vindictive: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x5.)
Acclamator I-Class Assault Ship Majestic: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000.
Victory-Class Star Destroyers Bombard, Subjugator, Wachtor: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Broadside-Class Cruiser KDB-1 Centurion: [PG] HP: 3,000/10,000.
Immobilizer 418 Cruiser Sentinel: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Proto Man: [PG] HP: 500/25,000. Weapons: Proto Buster.
GLaDOS: [PG] HP: 7,400/35,000. Specials: Neurotoxin deals additional damage. When HP is critical, summons neurotoxin storm dealing damage to all. Contamination: IIII
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 50,300/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII Contamination: IIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 69,350/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII
S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 65,000/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII
SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 47,000/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 34,500/40,000. Potion Supply: 20,000/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII
EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 59,087/90,000. World's End: IIIII Contamination: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 78/125.
After the turn is up, the Godmodder notices excessive use of the Pesterchum plugin, and he sees some players are absent from the battlefield... He thinks nothing of it. But little does he know that in the folds of time, something is stirring...
Two days left.
Tick tock.
FA: Do not be alarmed, i've used these things before.
> BOOT UP ENTITY "SEARCH_MAN"
> ADD MISSION_OBJECTIVE_1: LOOK FOR PERSONNEL NEARBY COORDINATES "X -413000, Y 78, Z 1025"
> ADD MISSION_OBJECTIVE_2 (Objectives are done in number order): BRING PERSONNEL FOUND AT AREA SPECIFIED AT MISSION_OBJECTIVE_1 TO AREA OF BOOT UP.
> END COMMANDS