Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense
Wilson's Shop: $274
Battlefield: I use the bulletesseract offensively against the mouth.
+2 to Wilson
I dupe indigo defense
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Sounds cool. So cool. Almost as cool as me. You'll get them at the same time I get mine, not that I don't trust you (though I don't), but that's how I do business.
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(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; 1 to Irecreeper
Starry Mage's Action: I recorded his Death scream and i played this at the Wings.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (7/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (5/8)
Voxwands > Fine = ??? (3/?)
Action
I pull out SCP-216-DTG. I set the dials on SCP-216-DTG to 5318008, which just happens to contain the pure essence of immaturity within it. I then fire on the Bleak's Wings. The millions of immature jokes flood the Bleak, causing its behaviors to turn into those of a 12-year-old SkyDoesMinecraft fan. I then sic the r/minecraft community on the Bleak, dealing massive damage to its Wings!
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Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.) Runic Shielding: 100% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (4/11)
Eldarium Curse 37/50
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
I claim my Comb Rave.
I steel myself, closing my eyes briefly. There is but one thing to do now. I take several deep breaths, before levitating into the air. There will be consequences, I'd expect. But, it is all to slay a funny mouth.
And, with that, I immediately use the Rave on the Bleak, or its Mouth, if I can only choose one. The end is nigh. A doom shall come, and there will be nobody to stop it.
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My Action: I make the Bleak eat a giant pickle that turns into a giant chainsaw and shreds its mouth and throat.
Fleetmind Action: Strange effects from a battle with the Pa'anuri result in a Dark Matter entity being shredded into small parts and thrown all over the galaxy. One of these parts ends up near the tower and attacks. It is a Hostile entity that attacks via gravity manipulation, and is immune to most conventional forms of attack. The Pa'anuri segment will last for 10 turns on its own, but can be broken up earlier by using teraport-based attacks on it.
SCP-2317 Action: I activate the telekill bomb. I throw a massive chunk of telekill alloy into The Bleak's mouth, where it detonates soon after, releasing psychic shock waves that shred its mouth apart with telekinetic force and then stun The Bleak from the massive amount of psychic energy going into its brain.
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Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 5/11.
Orb of Reality 4/11.
The Void's STAR -c FTL Crystal Mover = Just Passing Through 3/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 13/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 5/25. (+2 from Erelye)
I utilize BT Thaumic Might Lv 10: Thaumic Eye on a non- Collarbone member of the Legion of Pyronus.
Assuming Erelye's action was not shot down by Twin with extreme prejudice, I time travel back to Generic's delivery of the suspiciously indigo-colored package and shunt it into another universe, to be retrieved later or not at all. I can always use that package later or non-canonically, after all.
Lothyra, would you please alchemize the dimensional drift device installed on the original ship?
But that would take an... oh.
Lothyra then alchemizes Shard of the Fez Capcharoid & Hypercube & Intake Manifold = Dimensional Drift Device.
Hypercube: The 4D-equivalent of a cube.
Intake Manifold: The device that supplies fuel to the engine of a car, or dark matter to the Planet Express Ship's engines.
Dimensional Drift Device: A 4D-intake manifold that allows the vehicle it is mounted to to make short "hops" into the fourth-dimension. The ship will seemingly disappear from normal space and appear back in the third dimension a couple of seconds later. Basically, this device gives the vehicle the ability to "phase" through obstacles or dodge a projectile. However, consumes a massive amount of power and requires a lengthy recharge once it is used.
((BTW that device is actually a canon modification to the Planet Express Ship on the TV show, so don't say that I made it up. Look up "2D-Blacktop" to be sure.))
Lothyra then demonstrates to the members of Team Excavate how to draw Jhon Eggbort (misspelling intentional). Using Metalhead as the canvas and The Heavy Light set to "Drill" as the drawing tool. And to top it off, she uses the results of rolling the Toxic Decad at Metalhead to color the drawing.
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Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 6/11.
Orb of Reality 5/11.
The Void's STAR -c FTL Crystal Mover = Just Passing Through 4/4 COMPLETE!
I examine this newest ship, then immediately alchemize Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub 1/4. I need some actual controls on this.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 14/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 6/25.
I put on a pair of sunglasses, followed by looking around for sources of light. I find one, conveniently a flame from one of the Legion of Pyronus. I drain the light from it, followed by shaping it into a coherent bolt and firing it at Skullface. I immediately remove the sunglasses, and instead pull out a baseball bat. I swing the bat, sending scraps of metal at Skullface and slicing into him with them. Subsequent to that, I pull out a dinosaur-shaped bitey toy (You know the type, those things where you squeeze a handle and the head on the end clamps down) and position it over Skullface, according to my perspective. I tighten my hand on the handle, and Skullface suddenly suffers savage squeezing from what one might have thought was simply a juvenile action analogous to trying to crush someone's head with your fingers through perception alone. For a finisher, I take out a paintbrush and wrap Skullface in strangely tangible, unusually strong paint, followed by painting an axeblade attached to the paintbrush and taking a couple of good hacks at the entrapped Pyro.
I also request a Lifebringer proc from Alexiron to bring myself back up to 15 health.
@erelye: Kalare would not recognize the curse-word. I use the symbols font to signify that Eric is using one of the runic languages linked to his runic magic, and other than Eric, the only two other MAIN characters that recognize the language, let alone speak it, are piono and engie. None of the outer gods would be bale to speak it, because that language has been dead for more IRL years than DTG has been a thing in-universe.
I only use d'arvit because I happen to like Artemis Fowl. It has no more relevancy to the actual meaning than the few times I just typed in random letters.
@twin: I request that just to enhance the feeling of serial escalation that pervades DTG, comb rave 9 be a dual rave as well. Just on the principle of the thing.
Eric and Hank do generic healing activities since Bleak's probably dead after erelye brutally comb-ravaging it.
I get healed by Hank and Eric, then toss the Basement Door to Tazz and smash my own against the Wings.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 17/40
Quiver Conundrum 49/50
Ultimate Skulltop 22/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 3/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 7/11
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 11/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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Majora's Mask?: Used MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, for a random effect
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43/50 and 16/50 +1 to Pricy and Tazz.
Random thing: I dislike how I can't disagree with someone else on the Internet without it being labeled as "drama".
I use a metric truckload of bonemeal on Root B to speed up its growth.
Commands: uh... just do the same thing... I guess...
- Alexiron: Chain of Water. MANA: 3/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Garen.
Terrain: 40% Ash, 60% Water.
HP: 24/25 240,000/250,000
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 399$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 37/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 274$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 12$
Generic: 38$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
Splash potion of Temperature OOO glowstone dust DONE
Splash potion of Charring OOO redstone dust DONE
Splash potion of Oblivion OOO glowstone dust DONE
All of these +1. Tazz, do you need any more help with the ship?
Here. We. Go.
Laiko leaps onto the Bleak's wings and latches on with his sharp little claws like a wild wolf. He holds on obstinately, but gets thrown off and bounces across the floor, hitting the opposite wall with a soft thud and remaining motionless. After a few moments, he says without looking up,
... You know... some of the other people here are things like... power incarnate or magic incarnate, true masters of their form of combat. And when I think about that... I sometimes wonder... "Who am I to fight alongside and against gods?" I'm no god. How can I play god when I struggle and need help to overcome my own stupid guilt? But then I realized something... I'm not playing god. I'm playing human. Or rather, playing mortal. I'm not creation incarnate or justice incarnate, even though those are my strong suits. If I'm not justice incarnate, then what am I? I... I'm just... me incarnate. That sounds stupid to sound, but its true. And surely its better to be born weak, as nothing but yourself, and then fight for your strength, rather than be born with it. I fought for what strength I have now. And I...
He suddenly looks up, with the rage of crashing storms in his eyes.
Am determined. I have gone too far to die here. I built whatever strength I have out of nothing but the ashes. I went from hiding behind a statue with a pilfered potion in my mouth and almost killing myself by food poisoning to here, fighting alongside gods for the fate of everything I've ever known. I have with me that incredible mortal gift, hope. My dream fueled by that hope has always been to be remembered for who I truly am. In my young, naive idiocy, I can convince myself of things such as, I won't die here. Its not going to end now. My dream will live on! My conviction gives me strength...
He climbs to his feet and stares directly at The Bleak.
So, I can tell you that, I will NOT die here! It will NOT end here! My dream will NOT die! And you, WILL fall! You may be so much bigger and stronger than me, but I have the strength of hope and conviction on my side! Plus, I'm in the right, which only throws gasoline into the flame of my conviction! So, lets do this. This is for you, Tazz.
Saving the final half of the Flask of the Kitsune, Laiko drinks a Potion of Violence, setting his emotion to pure rage! Then he also drinks a Potion of Zeus.
Laiko strides forward. Incredible golden light is shining forth from his tails, reflecting off his pure golden fur. Digging around in his ender pouch for a while, he pulls out his Hosi-No-Tama and holds the white crystal up high, which reflects the golden light in a seemingly impossible number of directions. The light is so great that, for the second time, players all around Godcraft check their inventory to see if they got night vision. However, unlike the last time, this light is much softer and more radiant. Something strange happens outside as well; it starts to rain. Now, that isn't unusual in and of itself, but the strange thing about it was that there wasn't a cloud in the sky. The rain was just... falling. Also, rather than being cold, this rain was quite warm, making going outside actually warm you up. Normally, the sky is dark during rainstorms due to the clouds, but not now. The sun shown forth at its full, reflecting inside every falling raindrop, creating countless tiny rainbows. Then, it turned into a thunderstorm yet still without a cloud in the sky. Each time a bolt of holy white light struck, it started a strange kind of electric fire and simply shown with the same golden brilliance.
The bolts grew in frequency until one was striking every other second. The apocalyptic amount of rain and thunder contrasted oddly, yet beautify, with the brilliantly shining sun. At the same time, Laiko's Hosi-No-Tama started to float upwards. It shined one last time before nine bolts of holy lightning fly in through the tower and all struck it with a resounding crash. After the light cleared, Laiko's Hosi-No-Tama had been split into 9 smaller orbs, spread evenly around the room. Another bolt of lightning struck the southern most orb and linked it to all the other ones with continuous beams of electricity. All of the orbs were lit up with crackling electricity.
There. Now, Lets get this started.
Laiko dashes forward leaps at the Bleak's face, kicking off of it with his back legs. The Bleak, of course, doesn't flinch at this attack, but certainly does flinch when one of the white orbs around the room launches a powerful bolt of holy lightning, searing The Bleak's sins with holy power. When the light clears, that orb has disappeared from the wall and is now resting on one of Laiko's tails.
Laiko cloaks himself in the electric fire and crashes strait into one of The Bleak's wings before unleashing a fury of strikes, too fast to follow and all empowered by holy electric flame. He kicks back off of it and as The Bleak slowly lumbers to face him, another one of the white orbs blasts it in the back with a bolt of lightning and then moves to another one of Laiko's tails.
Next, Laiko dashes under the Bleak, leaving a trail of the electric flame which then rears up, incinerating the Bleak. Then another orb blasts its charge at The Bleak and moves to above another tail.
With blinding speed, Laiko dashes to one of The Bleak's legs and inflict a deep stab before the wound gets blasted with another bolt of power from one of the orbs before it moves on.
The 5th orb launches its bolt at The Bleak and Laiko seems to... ride it, slamming into the Bleak's side before kicking off and picking up the orb with his 5th tail on his way back.
Flinging balls of electric fire, Laiko dashes around the Bleak, hitting it from every side before the final ball is empowered by the 6th orb's bolt of power.
Laiko leaps onto the Bleak's head, and, infusing The Sparker with electric fire, he drives it into the Bleak's head, serving as a lightning rod for the 7th orb's bolt of holy lightning.
He then runs down The Bleak's back, leaving searing flames and and leading the 8th orb's bolt of lighting to it.
Finally, he stabs the Bleak's leg so hard, it crumbles down, leaving its face open for the 9th and final bolt of holy white lightning. All 9 of Laiko's tails now have a white orb of crackling power above them.
But, its still not over. Laiko runs around to the front of the Bleak's kneeling form.
Time for a little treat from days gone by! You will fall here!
He runs towards the Bleak, turning into a shining bolt of holy light. As he approaches, he jumps and turns sideways, pointing his electric tails at the Bleak. Time seems to slow down in this final hit. Laiko starts to spin around, turning his nine tails into a electric circular saw. Then, the first tail collided with the Bleak, shattering the orb atop it and filling the room with blinding white light and surrounding the Bleak in searing holy white electric flame. The shards of the crystal embed themselves in The Bleak, conducting arcs of sin burning electricity. When the flash clears, the second tail collides, shattering its orb and repeating the whole show again. This happens 7 more times, one for each tail. After the final crystal shatters itself on the Bleak,there is a glorious flash of light and electricity with Laiko backfliping away from it. He lands back away from the Bleak, still watching the shards of the orbs conduct sparks between each other, enclosing the Bleak in a raging storm of golden white flames and electricity. Laiko looks pretty pleased with himself and... seems to be smoldering somewhat with foxfire. Then Wilson suddenly gasps and collapses onto the floor, exhausted.
Damage: 60k base * 1.4 for rage * 1.3 for rage = 109k damage. Times whatever all those buffs from potions gave.
I just focus on healing Wilson. I grip the Goldenrod (the weaker form of the Golden Globe) and attach it to the Amplifier for the added majjykal potency, then channel my Bard of Life powers for even more Lifey powers. I then do a load of acrobatic maneuvers to lenghthen this spot of text, making the helaing powers more potent by way of adding more description! I then use the Creation mode of the Mythos to fire off some splash healing potions on Wilson in addition to the other stuff, and use the Gatekeeper's Scythe to turn it into Piono's Level 10 Life Scythe to further heal Wilson. All-in-all, that's some really good healing. I try to aid his stress levels in the same manner, defending him-Wilson cannot be damaged before I die here, not by a point of damage.
@Talist: No, no more ship stuff. I'm done with that. The Moorblade is definitely finished.
@erelye: Kalare would not recognize the curse-word. I use the symbols font to signify that Eric is using one of the runic languages linked to his runic magic, and other than Eric, the only two other MAIN characters that recognize the language, let alone speak it, are piono and engie. None of the outer gods would be bale to speak it, because that language has been dead for more IRL years than DTG has been a thing in-universe.
I only use d'arvit because I happen to like Artemis Fowl. It has no more relevancy to the actual meaning than the few times I just typed in random letters.
Funnily enough, the symbols do not show up on my screen. They appear to be plain text. Besides, I've got plenty of omniscient sources to inadvertently learn it from. But, I digress. It just adds to my relative insanity at this point. Not all things I hear are from elder gods, after all.
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The Keymaster > Very Fine = The Screen-L̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͖̪͕̪̦̪͕̪̪͕̪̠̪͕̪ͤ̿᷈̿ơ̪͕̪̤̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͚̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̿͋̿ͮc̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪ͦ̿᷾̐͂̿̌k̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̮̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͐̿᷀̊̿̃e̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̿᷄͑̿͆͜͝ř̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͔̪͕̪͎̪͕̪̯̪͕̪̪͕̪᷿̪͕̪̿̿ ̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̹̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪ͤ̿͊ͭ̿̔(̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̳̪͕̪̪͕̪͉̪͕̪ͪ̿̂᷇̿L̛̪͕̪̫̪͕̪̪͕̪̱̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̿ͪ̿̈́ę̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̦̪͕̪̪͕̪̲̪͕̪̒̿ͧ̿v̶̸̪͕̪̲̪͕̪̪͕̪̟̪͕̪̪͕̪͓̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̿̿e̢̪͕̪̼̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̿ͮ͑̌̿̅ļ̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͖̪͕̪ͤ̿̿̿͝ ̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̼̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̥̪͕̪̿̿̓᷉̿6̴̪͕̪̮̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̹̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̜̪͕̿̏̿:̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͎̪͕̪̲̪͕̪̪͕̪᷿̪͕̪̾̿̃̿ ̴̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̿᷅̌᷉̿᷆5/̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̖̪͕̪̪͕̪̦̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̌̿͛̿̈7̪͕̪̬̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̿́̊̿̓͡)̶̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͍̪͕̪̳̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪̪͕̪͒̿̿ͪ̽̚
I Fire the MLG Vor̛͇ͦͦͦͦͅt̟ͦ͒ͦͦͦͅe̦̤ͦͦͦͦͅxͦͯͦͦ͒ͦͅ ̠ͦͦͦͦ͘ͅB͙ͦ̋ͦͦͦͅaͦ͂ͦͦ᷁ͦͅyͦͦͦ᷃ͦ͞ͅoͦ᷄ͦͦͦ͞ͅn͉͚ͦͦͦͦͅeͦ᷈ͦͦͣͦͅtͦ͏̦ͦͦͦͅ ͦ́ͦͦ͑ͦͅḁͦͦͦͦ͟ͅt͇ͦͦͦ᷅ͦͅ ̖ͦͦͦ̒ͦͅt̶ͦͦͦ͑ͦͅhͦͣͦͦ͑ͦͅeͦ̈ͦͦͦ͟ͅ ̜ͦͦͦ̄ͦͅB̩ͦͦͦ᷾ͦͅl͎ͦͦͦ᷆ͦͅeͦ̽ͦͦ̆ͦͅak's Mouth 3 times.
I basically just keep spraying every Pyro that tries to get close to me with jazz from the Record Scratcher while making sure I'm charging Root C.
While I technically do this later, I thought it'd be best to get it over with now; I use the renamifiermajig on the S.S. Tesseract to change it to the HAC Tesseract, because S.S. makes no sense for a spacecraft name, and this is technically a vessel of Anachron's manufacture, and therefore uses the relevant naming convention.
HAC Tesseract 2/11
Other stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I don't really have brain idea juices for any own-initiative RP just now. Argblegrgl.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (5/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (3/8)
Voxwands > Fine = ??? (1/?)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
I pull out the Voxwands. Microsoft Sam begins to speak. "Mike Sam, take two! Telling y'all what it do!" A memetic effect sweeps over the area, causing the Bleak's wings to disintegrate!
Eric runs over to Astria and helps her get up after being thrown down by Bleak.
Hank diverts Bleak's attention from Wilson by amping up the Nether Spire, and hitting it repeatedly with lightning bolts, running around Bleak, lightninging it over and over again until he's directly opposite Wilson with Bleak in the middle. Then, to make sure that Bleak is focused on him rather than Wilson, he opens the nether spire up to its full level, and unleashes a massive final blast of lightning, dealing massive damage and inflicting the weakened debuff, which is modified for my purposes to only cause four attacks to minicrit in exchange for being able to FORCE Wilson's ultimate into minicritting. (that means the three attacks immediately after this one and Wilson's. Just clarifying.)
You use the Nether Spire to deal 25,000 damage to the Wings! Next four attacks will minicrit! Wilson's attack this turn will minicrit!
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.) Runic Shielding: 100% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (2/11)
Eldarium Curse 29/50 (Amp'd x2; +1 from Gutza)
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
Channelling Bill? Hah. That's simply hilarious. THAT'S A REAL G00D J0KE THERE. Y0U WANNA HEAR AN0THER? FREE W1LL EX1STS! You're assuming I'm not him already.
Well, then. It is time for the Rave. You're going to have to wait until my third post, however. Hah. I'll let you all have your fun stabbing wings and sticking swords in mouths.
I grab the Golden Sunsticks, and immediately channel some sort of interweaving thread in reality. Immediately, the Sunsticks begin shuddering, emitting copious amounts of red light. This isn't a particularly stable thread, I'll give you that. I imbue Split with the energies of the Red Sun, healing him.
My gaze does not falter from Eric.
Mutter the extremely vulgar curse words of nonexistent gnomes all you want, just do it more quietly, if you will. I once met a particularly vicious gnome; he tried to tear my face off with his bare hands. When you're dealing with maddened gnomes, I highly suggest you just sort of... tear their flesh off with your mind. Or scare them into submission. Hah.
I wave my hand, and a disembodied head appears, composed of different shades of amethyst. The head immediately begins screaming like a madman, attempting to thrash and writhe. Slowly, the layers of flesh upon the head peel off, disappearing as they hit the ground. After a few moments, all that remains is withered muscle, which evaporates, revealing a horribly charred skull with some sort of irregular warped shape upon its top. The skull quickly shatters, and disappears.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (6/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (4/8)
Voxwands > Fine = ??? (2/?)
Action
I withdraw the Resonance Chamber and select the Bleak's Wings. I fire on the Bleak and the Wings break apart. (I'm currently out of ideas. Please check back later.)
Lothyra shoots Metalhead with iBoomstick in a manner similar to Ash from Evil Dead. Then she rolls the Planck's Decad at Collarbone.
6,000 damage to Metalhead!
1-6-3-1-3-10-6-1-10-5
An abnormally high amount of neutrinos suddenly pass through Collarbone! Since the neutrinos are mutating, Collarbone takes 6,000 damage! You die in retaliation!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball
Wilson's Shop: $270
Battlefield: I use a critmist potion on Wilson
+2 to Wilson
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 10/11
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 2/11
Well that was it It didn't happen to the entire body of Hoopa Unbound and What is this?
Twin's EOTB: I need to save this for tomorrow, I'm very sorry. Just know that the Bleak's Ribcage is officially down, and the Mouth and Wings are now targetable!
Wait...
the 5 ICBM missiles fired at 5 locations then the screaming announcer said
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! YOU LET DIABLOMON FIRED 5 ICBM MISSILES AT COLORADO NEW YORK CITY NORTH KOREA TAI'S HOUSE IN ODAIBA AND PROJECT BINARY FOR TWINJAING THE EOTB!!! PLEASE STOOOOOOOOO-
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 28/50
Flandre Scarlet Current Spellcard usage: Unknown is on ??? Mode currently attacking the Ribcage.
Mokou Current Spellcard usage Unknown currently attacking the Ribcage.
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (3 of These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 7/50
??? 7/50
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 21 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +6 from Pokefan +7 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Others i have.
Total Damage so Far: 210250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment) Potion of Buffing 1x Potion of Infections 1x
I am very close to reporting you for disrupting this forum game. Pricey, stop spamming up this game with obscenely large text and zalgo text. 5l1n65h07, that goes for you too. And Pricey, a Twinja isn't what you think it means. A Twinja is when someone is in the middle of posting, and I post while they're doing it, so my post comes before theirs. It's NOT whatever you think it is, so please stop misusing it even when several people have told you you're doing it wrong.
I throw a Potion of Critmist at Laiko in prep for his ultimate attack. Considering there's a core to this thing and that ONE Comb Rave will not one-shot the Bleak-definitely two, but we may not be able to rave again on the next turn-we really do have to keep attacking this thing. Unless I'm mistaken.
All AG entities that go without orders this round will attack the Bleak's Wings, the more damaged one first. The Hand of Truth will use THE V OF TRIUMPHANT CONQUEST upon Trottimus, as Alsmiffy should be due a minicrit guaranteed.
I pull out the Stellar Scatter I have just made, and the Solar Shield I have just received. Time for a test-drive. I use the Stellar Scatter's teleport feature to teleport behind the Bleak's back, aiming for the more damaged wing. I use the kind of rounds the Force-a-nature uses as I literally defy gravity by shooting down at the wing, the force of the backshot keeping me airborn continually. If anyone knows that combo where they can keep an enemy up in the air by shooting dual pistolas at it indefinitely in Devil May Cry, it's like that, but in reverse. Of course, I run out of ammo quickly, but that doesn't deter me much. I use the Stellar Scatter to then teleport much higher, and fling the Solar Shield directly at the Damaged Wing, pulling a Captain America as the shield rebounds to me. I catch it and do a ground-pound, flying downward and impacting the wing of the Bleak directly, letting out a deadly wave of Red Sun energies to roil the Bleak over.
The leftover Red Sun energies that didn't roil the Bleak over make their way to the Amplifier, which my avatar-self is holding and keeping on Laiko to keep him alive. My Avatar self halts the Red Sun energies with a Minature Red Sun, absorbing the leftover into the Miniature Red Sun, then uses the newly-captured excess to fuel the Amplifier and increase Laiko's healing rate a bit.
Of course, I'm not done yet. Seeing as I won't be getting much more mileage out of this hat if I keep holding it in reserve...First, I activate it, sending Orchid flames burning atop my head, a portion of which I quickly jar. Quite fortunate that Bill decided to throw the Topper in free-of-charge like that in my deal to him-it means that Erelye really can't monopolize the Indigo/Demonic fire (not like he could in the first place: Twin said you can't.) Then, the inferno comes out of the hat, but instead of beelining towards the Bleak, it shrinks down to a tiny, tiny orb in front of my face, an orb I manipulate with my left arm (that the left arm is coincidentally Mythos is going to go ignored here). Meanwhile, my right arm makes odd gestures to the floor.
Outside the Tower, the previously-established whirling pool of water in the Mesa Biome surrounding Yggdrasil/the Tower, having almost calmed down and stopped entirely, started to pick up again, gaining speed. Meanwhile, the water from below, used previously against Redstone Block, starts moving again as well-this time out of the tower, joining the pool of water around the Tower, whirling and swirling violently. If the players below were not already bewildered by this much, another nerdpoling player notices massive tendrils of water, coming in from many points on the server, whole oceans being sucked up. It then all abruptly stops, bar the whirling of the waters in the canyon. Upstairs, I stagger badly-I was biting off more than I could chew there and couldn't control it much longer. I wipe some sweat off of my brow, stand up straight, and resume, this time with less water, not taking up whole oceans and merely the tendrils I already have, which is pretty sufficient already.
The massive circle of water outside, despite the fact that ultimately far less water than what I initially intended joined the previous lake, is almost threatening to spill out and cover the land around, and yet, doesn't, water refusing to spill out and keep within the bounds of the cannon, a ring of water. Of course, I wait no longer-a massive tendril of water reaches out and rushes into the tower again, taking the whole lake with it this time. Players, fortunately, managed to get out of the way just in time.
By the time it reaches the final floors-breaking through some of the floor to do so-it reaches me, whirling around me and making a spectacle, until it seemingly vanishes. It didn't-but in its place is a very tiny, very very condensed orb of water, orbiting the very tiny, condensed orb of orchid fire. I'm really exerting myself with this much, so my other self pulls out the required weapon, the Gatekeeper's Scythe. No time is wasted in exactly what I'm doing with it: the Scythe shifts to the form of a singular pistol with a very long barrel, the mix of Arcum Aereum and Navitas Nox-the ANNA Pistol. Fun with Acronyms, indeed. Lightning/Energy majjyks crackle madly off of it. I'll only need one shot, of course, as the one shot should be strong enough.
My knowledge of Magicka should serve me well: Water && Lightning Majjyks = Self-Harm, but Steam && Lightning Majjyks = Wetting a target as it gets eletrocuted, which sends lightning damage through the roof. The Orchid Fire and hypercondensed water merge into hypercondensed orchid steam, controlled by both hands. I position myself appropriately, scooting out of the way, as my Avatar self aims the ANNA Pistol right at the orb, and with only a second of hesitation, fires the gun. At once the hypercondensed orb of steam becomes a still very condensed steam laser merged with a shot of an extremely powerful merger between lightning and energy majjyks, impacting the Bleak in an instant-primarily around the Mouth area, to be precise.
This lightning and steam laser, infused with the Orchid Fires of the Oblivion's Topper, do not just horribly shock the Bleak with a massive force. No. that wouldn't be good enough. Those Dark Mimes did something...AWFUL, to poor Laiko. These things...I don't care what they think they are, they're just massive jerks who get some form of appeasement serving as emissaries and harbingers of the apocalypse. I'm taking that away from them: The lightning doesn't just affect physically (and the affect physically is quite impressive), but mentally as well. It specifically rampages through the mind, destroying memories on-contact until it pewters out To be truthful, the sheer volume of Dark Mimes means that this won't really work, but it ought to give them one unbelievable headache as a collective, to be fair. And this isn't counting the conductive properties of the steam just amplifying everything, as well as giving them massive burns due to the high heat it collected. That is some seriously hot vapor. Borderline plasma, even.
When the attack dies down, the vapor seeps through the tower, becoming rain outside-expedited by me, because I don't want the land to become just a huge wasteland. I mean, who knows. This place might be more important in the grand scheme of things than any of us realize, and it's been very important. It should be some very hot rain, but most of the heat should have been taken out of the system at this point, used against the Bleak.
Those Dark Mimes deserve every second of pain they just got. Horrible burns cover it, form heat and lightning, primarily around the impact area of the mouth. Those are some ugly lips.
Yo, Fsef, would you mind helping me grab those two Alchemies? The Mind Protection and Magic Protection ones you just made, specifically? Like, I would really like those, thanks. Just name your price.
12,000 damage to the Wings!
+7,000 HP to Wilson!
You use Oblivion's Topper to capture some Orchid Flames and fuel this insane attack, dealing 30,000 damage to the Mouth! All of the water in a large radius around GodCraft has been expended, water just up and vanishing... The ecosystem of GodCraft, once protected by the Godmodder's constant rollbacks, is beginning to wear thin in more ways than one.
I casually chuck the Humble Indie Bundle into the Mouth, as Twin totally ignored it the first time. The Bleak proceeds to choke on the ridiculous amount of humble pie, and its mouth gets cut up by the razor-sharp pie tins.
I go back in time a bit and take a captcharoid of the Hand in its palm form, then preview Hand Captcharoid && 1,000,000 Facepalm Pictures && Holy Scripture of the Hand && Glove to see just how powerful this Faithpalm is.
I grumble at yet *another* person glitching out and stab Pricey with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 15/40
Quiver Conundrum 47/50
Ultimate Skulltop 20/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 1/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake 5/11
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 8/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-24, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
7,000 damage to the Mouth!
Open Palm of All-Knowing Captcharoid && 1,000,000 Facepalm Pictures && Holy Scripture of the Hand && Glove = The Glove of Truth (Level 30)
7 damage to Pricey!
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater (Level 9: 1/10)
Turn 1/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 4/11.
Orb of Reality 3/11.
The Void's STAR -c FTL Crystal Mover = Just Passing Through 2/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 12/50.
One last charge. Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 2/25. (Immediate +1 from Erelye)
I take a long look at the Unagi Sentry at Root C, and pull out the Rod of Phyrexia. A stream of high-speed oil splatters over the sentry, infecting it with the oil. Without delay, I quickly take control of the sentry's inner workings, converting its code into a jumbled mess of scrapcode and disabling the sentry utterly. If this fails, I simply utilize the link formed to me from the magical oil and send a pulse of destroying heat into the sentry.
Also, someone kill Pricey. He's been too disruptive this time. *notices Genericpost* Good, do that again.
The Unagi Sentry deals 4 damage to you as you get up-close to it, but you end up destroying it!
I casually hand Crystal an unmarked package, which appears to be suspiciously indigo-colored. It's probably best to not look into it. For all you know it's Equius' head and Crystal is secretly planning to create Arquiussprite. Incidentally, I deduct a certain amount of money from Crystal's balance.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 16/40
Quiver Conundrum 48/50
Ultimate Skulltop 21/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 2/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 6/11
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 9/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
My Action: I throw cats at one of The Bleak's wings, and they scratch their way through it as they slide down.
SCP-2317 Action: I kill off one of the Mimes in the past, and Butterly Effect damages the Bleak's Mouth because there are less mimes in the present to form it.
Twinja'd: The act of having Twinbuilder post while posting yourself, thus causing your post to count for the next turn.
=CHARGE=
-6 / 50- The End (Pokefan'd, +4 total)
/2 / 25/ Da(t)a rE(c)ovEry
+1 to Pokefan
+1 to Erelye
=ACTION=
I, if dead, respawn. Otherwise, I continue fortifying the area around Root C, and heal myself and others in the area using THE OTHER SIDE.
=COMMAND=
>Garen: Use Decisive Strike on the weakest Pyro!
>Abathur: Spawn Locusts.
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Stab on The Bleak's Wings!
>Symbiote(Garen): Use Spike Burst on two random Pyros!
You buff the Wooden Fortress! +3 HP to you and TT!
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense, Vis Defense
Wilson's Shop: $272
Battlefield: I use the indigo flames to enter Pricey's Mindscape. Might regret this.
+2 to Wilson
Teleporter AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 11/11
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 3/11
-Earth, DPRK-
Supreme Leader Marshal Kim Jong Un listened closely to the words of his loyal assistant, who was telling him about an incoming nuclear bomb. He acknowledges the assistant, then flies into the sky with a nearby baseball bat. He flies up to the nuke, and hits it so hard it breaks through the edge of two universes and lands on Pricey.
Tazz, I'll give you those two for a copy of Destroyer Defense and another of your level 10 alchemies of your choosing. A defense related one if possible.
You enter Pricey12345's mindscape. Right now, it's full of half-formed sentences and odd glitchy landscapes. Furthermore, incomprehensible zalgo text absolutely dominates the sky, blocking all light and casting an eerie glow over everything. What little of Pricey's memories are actually retained in his mind float around like shards of glass.
THE TP TOGGLER: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It acts like the switch found on the sides of iPhones; it's in essence a button that can be flipped between two states. Depending on where it is flipped, people cannot teleport to or around the wearer.
I sigh at all the infighting. I mean, COME ON. Twin can take care of this crud.
As I just realized the weapon, I continue some generic-ish firing of the ANNA Pistol at the Bleak's Mouth. I say generic-ish because COME ON, a weapon that shoots overcharged lightning bolts is too awesome to be COMPLETELY generic, right? Right?
...Hey, wait a minute...
I shoot through the hole in the ceiling that I made earlier with the ANNA Pistol-and if it doesn't exist, I fire directly above the Bleak at a patch of ceiling with the ANNA Pistol, disintegrating it, before firing it through the fresh hole in the ceiling. The sky above, cloudy from my previous attack and raining, crackles ominously and lets forth a massive thunderbolt threefold what the ANNA Pistol is capable of normally (which is already pretty big given it's components), crashing into the Bleak's Mouth.
The Amplifier keeps on Wilson for healing purposes, this time collecting some stray static for the purposes of keeping the healing rate above-average. Stayin' alive stayin' alive stayin' alive...
As I cannot duplicate right now, I'll give you an Archenemy Duplicate and Destroyer's Defense duplicate when the latter is done. Sound cool, Fseftr?
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.) Runic Shielding: 100% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (3/11)
Eldarium Curse 36/50 (Crystalized; Tazz'd x2; Ire'd; +1x2 from Gutza)
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
I begin muttering excessively to myself, along the lines of hundreds upon hundreds of reclamation curses and spells. The utterances and spellcraft continue to increase dramatically in power. I suppose it's time to enforce what I have said I will do multiple times. My utterances become increasingly portentous and slightly more swift, until I shift my eyes, and begin to speak in an eldritch tongue which none within this mundane plane of reality can fully comprehend.
My eyes begin pulsing with an indigo light, occasionally emitting trace amounts of energy, which slowly warp through spacetime, forging an image of pure suffering and hatred. I snap my fingers, and a burst of indigo light emanates from them, forming a small flame. Suddenly, any form of Indigo Flames not in the possession of Bill or I within this server begins to writhe and flash, pulsating with the energies of elder repositories of knowledge far beyond reason or understanding, tearing through any containers or receptacles that might contain them, the flimsy matter (or the lack thereof) being forced into the realms of nonexistence by the far more powerful essence of knowledge. Any who peer into their depths go mad within mere instants. The Indigo Flames affected by my spells and curses begin to roar upwards, still not emitting any heat whatsoever, fortunately for those who have utilized them without permission. Eldritch magics flow from the flames affected, rending holes in spacetime, and tearing away the concept of matter or time in a localized field. Indeed, the concepts of time or space, hope or thought, movement of temperature, and even existence seem to have no jurisdiction in this realm generated by the Indigo Flames affected by my spellcraft. The central fire within the Indigo Flames bursts into a regular flame, yet not quite. The flames seem to be... afflicted. Afflicted with the essence of nightmares and incurable madness. There is no stopping this flame. There is no hope of survival, it seems. A scarlet inferno begins to blaze across the area, primarily trapping those who utilized them without permission, thankfully not harming them. That is not my intention. Slowly, those afflicted flames fade away, leaving only the core flames utilized by those who sought to cheat the system. I have said this before. If you desire to attain Indigo Flames, or any derivatives therein, you will have to make a deal with Bill yourself. Or me. The core flames remain in their sinister form, edging away at the fabric of reality. Within moments, they shatter the foundations as discreetly and harmlessly as possible in their centralized fields, and begin to char the flesh, code, or general composition of those who wielded them without earning them. Ghost images involving them seem to combust into nothingness, fading into the Void for eternity. Several moments later, all of the afflicted Indigo Flames burst into pure energy, destroying themselves. There. If you did not believe I would do this, the die has been cast. Utilizing the dying indigo light upon my fingertips, I augment my wards to feature an eternal barrier for those seeking to enter my mind. It should work for everything, save the abilities of one Mister Cipher. Now, allow me to get to the point of this post.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth, glaring at the Bleak. Now, to thrust spells into its maw in a particularly pointless fashion. I flourish the wands with as precise and calculated movements as possible, twitching them upwards to point at the Bleak, its mouth in particular. I begin to make obscure gestures with the twin rods in hand, arcing them and twisting them with little difficulty. Suddenly, I flick the Thorns forward, and shockwaves of Grimdark energy race across the ground, piercing into the Bleak with twisted precision. Arcane whispers dominate the area, sound-wise, physically rending the Bleak's outer layers of skin to dust, and its external orifices to paste, specifically including the mouth. The mouth is the key here. One cannot have a funny mouth if their mouth resembles a meshwork of paste and dust. Unless you are a funny man. Hah. Eldritch sorcery races up the Bleak's form, tearing through it with the essence of ancient whispers. Puncture wounds suddenly begin appearing all over the Bleak, an oily black liquid pouring from the incisions, regardless of whether or not the Bleak has bodily fluids in any way whatsoever. This black liquid pools around the Bleak, seemingly inert. I slash the Thorns of Oglogoth through the air, and liquid begins dripping in from the ceiling. If the ceiling does not exist, it becomes evident that dark gray clouds have filled the sky in its entirety, oily black liquid pouring down. Regardless, drops of this black fluid flow in from an upward direction, soaking everything. I take several steps away from the Bleak, slowly lowering the Thorns. The mere fact that the liquid seems inert seems to be suspicious in itself. I nimbly manipulate the Thorns, twisting and twitching them with my fingertips. A Grimdark aura seems to flow forth from the Thorns, pulsing from the twin rods. Eldritch emanations arc from the aura, speeding towards the Bleak at speeds near that of light. Immediately, plasmic energies melt through the Bleak's pallid flesh, thrashing and writhing within the mouth of the beast, dealing as much damage as possible to the mouth. Bursts of occult emissions suck the light and heat within the room inwards, chilling the Bleak to its core, regardless of its usual bodily heat. I lower the Thorns, my Grimdark aura dissipating.
Trott uses Divine Blade on the Mouth, Smith uses Branding on the Mouth, and Ross uses Hand's Eye on the Mouth. Perhaps the Hand's Guidance shall come upon their minds, enriching them with the Hand of innumerable wisdoms, and infinite knowledge.
I don't really think restricting an item so it can't be obtained easily is very fair. Therefore, your attempt to restrict the use of Indigo Flames doesn't work.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense
Wilson's Shop: $274
Battlefield: I use the bulletesseract offensively against the mouth.
+2 to Wilson
I dupe indigo defense
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Sounds cool. So cool. Almost as cool as me. You'll get them at the same time I get mine, not that I don't trust you (though I don't), but that's how I do business.
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(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; 1 to Irecreeper
Starry Mage's Action: I recorded his Death scream and i played this at the Wings.
I has ideas. I turn these ideas into a giant ball of ideas and slam it into the Bleak's mouth. Repeatedly. For a long time.
Thanks for the ideas! Keep in mind Combat Operandi aren't chained like Battle Techniques are, they're all individual attacks. I'll keep these ideas in mind when coming up with Special Attacks for you.
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (7/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (5/8)
Voxwands > Fine = ??? (3/?)
Action
I pull out SCP-216-DTG. I set the dials on SCP-216-DTG to 5318008, which just happens to contain the pure essence of immaturity within it. I then fire on the Bleak's Wings. The millions of immature jokes flood the Bleak, causing its behaviors to turn into those of a 12-year-old SkyDoesMinecraft fan. I then sic the r/minecraft community on the Bleak, dealing massive damage to its Wings!
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.) Runic Shielding: 100% Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (4/11)
Eldarium Curse 37/50
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
I claim my Comb Rave.
I steel myself, closing my eyes briefly. There is but one thing to do now. I take several deep breaths, before levitating into the air. There will be consequences, I'd expect. But, it is all to slay a funny mouth.
And, with that, I immediately use the Rave on the Bleak, or its Mouth, if I can only choose one. The end is nigh. A doom shall come, and there will be nobody to stop it.
You can't claim and use your Comb Rave in the same post! Because of this, you merely claim your Comb Rave: Overseer.
My Action: I make the Bleak eat a giant pickle that turns into a giant chainsaw and shreds its mouth and throat.
Fleetmind Action: Strange effects from a battle with the Pa'anuri result in a Dark Matter entity being shredded into small parts and thrown all over the galaxy. One of these parts ends up near the tower and attacks. It is a Hostile entity that attacks via gravity manipulation, and is immune to most conventional forms of attack. The Pa'anuri segment will last for 10 turns on its own, but can be broken up earlier by using teraport-based attacks on it.
SCP-2317 Action: I activate the telekill bomb. I throw a massive chunk of telekill alloy into The Bleak's mouth, where it detonates soon after, releasing psychic shock waves that shred its mouth apart with telekinetic force and then stun The Bleak from the massive amount of psychic energy going into its brain.
PS: Why all the hate on double-posting?
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
Does the Dark Matter have HP? Can you elaborate on its stats a bit?
20,000 damage to the Mouth! The Bleak's attacks this turn will be weakened!
Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 5/11.
Orb of Reality 4/11.
The Void's STAR -c FTL Crystal Mover = Just Passing Through 3/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 13/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 5/25. (+2 from Erelye)
I utilize BT Thaumic Might Lv 10: Thaumic Eye on a non- Collarbone member of the Legion of Pyronus.
Assuming Erelye's action was not shot down by Twin with extreme prejudice, I time travel back to Generic's delivery of the suspiciously indigo-colored package and shunt it into another universe, to be retrieved later or not at all. I can always use that package later or non-canonically, after all.
You decide that it's time for your thaumic knowledge to get serious, and assume its ultimate form. Using several wands, you manage to manifest every single thaumic aspect in existence around your left eye, and then blink, their powers surging throughout your body as you become one with the elements. In your fury, you blast at Metalhead with the all-encompassing primal power of the aspects, forcing him to kneel to your might. 15,000 damage!
Lothyra, would you please alchemize the dimensional drift device installed on the original ship?
But that would take an... oh.
Lothyra then alchemizes Shard of the Fez Capcharoid & Hypercube & Intake Manifold = Dimensional Drift Device.
Hypercube: The 4D-equivalent of a cube.
Intake Manifold: The device that supplies fuel to the engine of a car, or dark matter to the Planet Express Ship's engines.
Dimensional Drift Device: A 4D-intake manifold that allows the vehicle it is mounted to to make short "hops" into the fourth-dimension. The ship will seemingly disappear from normal space and appear back in the third dimension a couple of seconds later. Basically, this device gives the vehicle the ability to "phase" through obstacles or dodge a projectile. However, consumes a massive amount of power and requires a lengthy recharge once it is used.
((BTW that device is actually a canon modification to the Planet Express Ship on the TV show, so don't say that I made it up. Look up "2D-Blacktop" to be sure.))
Lothyra then demonstrates to the members of Team Excavate how to draw Jhon Eggbort (misspelling intentional). Using Metalhead as the canvas and The Heavy Light set to "Drill" as the drawing tool. And to top it off, she uses the results of rolling the Toxic Decad at Metalhead to color the drawing.
Turn 3/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 6/11.
Orb of Reality 5/11.
The Void's STAR -c FTL Crystal Mover = Just Passing Through 4/4 COMPLETE!
I examine this newest ship, then immediately alchemize Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub 1/4. I need some actual controls on this.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 14/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 6/25.
I put on a pair of sunglasses, followed by looking around for sources of light. I find one, conveniently a flame from one of the Legion of Pyronus. I drain the light from it, followed by shaping it into a coherent bolt and firing it at Skullface. I immediately remove the sunglasses, and instead pull out a baseball bat. I swing the bat, sending scraps of metal at Skullface and slicing into him with them. Subsequent to that, I pull out a dinosaur-shaped bitey toy (You know the type, those things where you squeeze a handle and the head on the end clamps down) and position it over Skullface, according to my perspective. I tighten my hand on the handle, and Skullface suddenly suffers savage squeezing from what one might have thought was simply a juvenile action analogous to trying to crush someone's head with your fingers through perception alone. For a finisher, I take out a paintbrush and wrap Skullface in strangely tangible, unusually strong paint, followed by painting an axeblade attached to the paintbrush and taking a couple of good hacks at the entrapped Pyro.
I also request a Lifebringer proc from Alexiron to bring myself back up to 15 health.
JUST PASSING THROUGH: A modified version of The Void's STAR that has a built-in FTL Crystal Mover that allows the ship to travel at insane relativistic speeds that could hypothetically reach faster than light.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle (1/4)
@erelye: Kalare would not recognize the curse-word. I use the symbols font to signify that Eric is using one of the runic languages linked to his runic magic, and other than Eric, the only two other MAIN characters that recognize the language, let alone speak it, are piono and engie. None of the outer gods would be bale to speak it, because that language has been dead for more IRL years than DTG has been a thing in-universe.
I only use d'arvit because I happen to like Artemis Fowl. It has no more relevancy to the actual meaning than the few times I just typed in random letters.
@twin: I request that just to enhance the feeling of serial escalation that pervades DTG, comb rave 9 be a dual rave as well. Just on the principle of the thing.
Eric and Hank do generic healing activities since Bleak's probably dead after erelye brutally comb-ravaging it.
That's not my thing to decide. If someone else wants to join in, I'll let them, but if they don't, then they don't.
I get healed by Hank and Eric, then toss the Basement Door to Tazz and smash my own against the Wings.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 17/40
Quiver Conundrum 49/50
Ultimate Skulltop 22/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 3/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fake I mean Orb of the Curse 7/11
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 11/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
BASEMENT DOOR: A dull red door with a polished white doorknob. Energies of powerful items, roaring flames, mirror images, and sealed-away horrors lurk within.
Random thing: I dislike how I can't disagree with someone else on the Internet without it being labeled as "drama".
I use a metric truckload of bonemeal on Root B to speed up its growth.
Commands: uh... just do the same thing... I guess...
- Alexiron: Chain of Water. MANA: 3/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Garen.
Terrain: 40% Ash, 60% Water.
Splash potion of Temperature OOO glowstone dust DONE
Splash potion of Charring OOO redstone dust DONE
Splash potion of Oblivion OOO glowstone dust DONE
All of these +1. Tazz, do you need any more help with the ship?
Here. We. Go.
Laiko leaps onto the Bleak's wings and latches on with his sharp little claws like a wild wolf. He holds on obstinately, but gets thrown off and bounces across the floor, hitting the opposite wall with a soft thud and remaining motionless. After a few moments, he says without looking up,
... You know... some of the other people here are things like... power incarnate or magic incarnate, true masters of their form of combat. And when I think about that... I sometimes wonder... "Who am I to fight alongside and against gods?" I'm no god. How can I play god when I struggle and need help to overcome my own stupid guilt? But then I realized something... I'm not playing god. I'm playing human. Or rather, playing mortal. I'm not creation incarnate or justice incarnate, even though those are my strong suits. If I'm not justice incarnate, then what am I? I... I'm just... me incarnate. That sounds stupid to sound, but its true. And surely its better to be born weak, as nothing but yourself, and then fight for your strength, rather than be born with it. I fought for what strength I have now. And I...
He suddenly looks up, with the rage of crashing storms in his eyes.
Am determined. I have gone too far to die here. I built whatever strength I have out of nothing but the ashes. I went from hiding behind a statue with a pilfered potion in my mouth and almost killing myself by food poisoning to here, fighting alongside gods for the fate of everything I've ever known. I have with me that incredible mortal gift, hope. My dream fueled by that hope has always been to be remembered for who I truly am. In my young, naive idiocy, I can convince myself of things such as, I won't die here. Its not going to end now. My dream will live on! My conviction gives me strength...
He climbs to his feet and stares directly at The Bleak.
So, I can tell you that, I will NOT die here! It will NOT end here! My dream will NOT die! And you, WILL fall! You may be so much bigger and stronger than me, but I have the strength of hope and conviction on my side! Plus, I'm in the right, which only throws gasoline into the flame of my conviction! So, lets do this. This is for you, Tazz.
Saving the final half of the Flask of the Kitsune, Laiko drinks a Potion of Violence, setting his emotion to pure rage! Then he also drinks a Potion of Zeus.
Laiko strides forward. Incredible golden light is shining forth from his tails, reflecting off his pure golden fur. Digging around in his ender pouch for a while, he pulls out his Hosi-No-Tama and holds the white crystal up high, which reflects the golden light in a seemingly impossible number of directions. The light is so great that, for the second time, players all around Godcraft check their inventory to see if they got night vision. However, unlike the last time, this light is much softer and more radiant. Something strange happens outside as well; it starts to rain. Now, that isn't unusual in and of itself, but the strange thing about it was that there wasn't a cloud in the sky. The rain was just... falling. Also, rather than being cold, this rain was quite warm, making going outside actually warm you up. Normally, the sky is dark during rainstorms due to the clouds, but not now. The sun shown forth at its full, reflecting inside every falling raindrop, creating countless tiny rainbows. Then, it turned into a thunderstorm yet still without a cloud in the sky. Each time a bolt of holy white light struck, it started a strange kind of electric fire and simply shown with the same golden brilliance.
The bolts grew in frequency until one was striking every other second. The apocalyptic amount of rain and thunder contrasted oddly, yet beautify, with the brilliantly shining sun. At the same time, Laiko's Hosi-No-Tama started to float upwards. It shined one last time before nine bolts of holy lightning fly in through the tower and all struck it with a resounding crash. After the light cleared, Laiko's Hosi-No-Tama had been split into 9 smaller orbs, spread evenly around the room. Another bolt of lightning struck the southern most orb and linked it to all the other ones with continuous beams of electricity. All of the orbs were lit up with crackling electricity.
There. Now, Lets get this started.
Laiko dashes forward leaps at the Bleak's face, kicking off of it with his back legs. The Bleak, of course, doesn't flinch at this attack, but certainly does flinch when one of the white orbs around the room launches a powerful bolt of holy lightning, searing The Bleak's sins with holy power. When the light clears, that orb has disappeared from the wall and is now resting on one of Laiko's tails.
Laiko cloaks himself in the electric fire and crashes strait into one of The Bleak's wings before unleashing a fury of strikes, too fast to follow and all empowered by holy electric flame. He kicks back off of it and as The Bleak slowly lumbers to face him, another one of the white orbs blasts it in the back with a bolt of lightning and then moves to another one of Laiko's tails.
Next, Laiko dashes under the Bleak, leaving a trail of the electric flame which then rears up, incinerating the Bleak. Then another orb blasts its charge at The Bleak and moves to above another tail.
With blinding speed, Laiko dashes to one of The Bleak's legs and inflict a deep stab before the wound gets blasted with another bolt of power from one of the orbs before it moves on.
The 5th orb launches its bolt at The Bleak and Laiko seems to... ride it, slamming into the Bleak's side before kicking off and picking up the orb with his 5th tail on his way back.
Flinging balls of electric fire, Laiko dashes around the Bleak, hitting it from every side before the final ball is empowered by the 6th orb's bolt of power.
Laiko leaps onto the Bleak's head, and, infusing The Sparker with electric fire, he drives it into the Bleak's head, serving as a lightning rod for the 7th orb's bolt of holy lightning.
He then runs down The Bleak's back, leaving searing flames and and leading the 8th orb's bolt of lighting to it.
Finally, he stabs the Bleak's leg so hard, it crumbles down, leaving its face open for the 9th and final bolt of holy white lightning. All 9 of Laiko's tails now have a white orb of crackling power above them.
But, its still not over. Laiko runs around to the front of the Bleak's kneeling form.
Time for a little treat from days gone by! You will fall here!
He runs towards the Bleak, turning into a shining bolt of holy light. As he approaches, he jumps and turns sideways, pointing his electric tails at the Bleak. Time seems to slow down in this final hit. Laiko starts to spin around, turning his nine tails into a electric circular saw. Then, the first tail collided with the Bleak, shattering the orb atop it and filling the room with blinding white light and surrounding the Bleak in searing holy white electric flame. The shards of the crystal embed themselves in The Bleak, conducting arcs of sin burning electricity. When the flash clears, the second tail collides, shattering its orb and repeating the whole show again. This happens 7 more times, one for each tail. After the final crystal shatters itself on the Bleak,there is a glorious flash of light and electricity with Laiko backfliping away from it. He lands back away from the Bleak, still watching the shards of the orbs conduct sparks between each other, enclosing the Bleak in a raging storm of golden white flames and electricity. Laiko looks pretty pleased with himself and... seems to be smoldering somewhat with foxfire. Then Wilson suddenly gasps and collapses onto the floor, exhausted.
Damage: 60k base * 1.4 for rage * 1.3 for rage = 109k damage. Times whatever all those buffs from potions gave.
I just focus on healing Wilson. I grip the Goldenrod (the weaker form of the Golden Globe) and attach it to the Amplifier for the added majjykal potency, then channel my Bard of Life powers for even more Lifey powers. I then do a load of acrobatic maneuvers to lenghthen this spot of text, making the helaing powers more potent by way of adding more description! I then use the Creation mode of the Mythos to fire off some splash healing potions on Wilson in addition to the other stuff, and use the Gatekeeper's Scythe to turn it into Piono's Level 10 Life Scythe to further heal Wilson. All-in-all, that's some really good healing. I try to aid his stress levels in the same manner, defending him-Wilson cannot be damaged before I die here, not by a point of damage.
@Talist: No, no more ship stuff. I'm done with that. The Moorblade is definitely finished.
+15,000 HP to Wilson!
If anyone wants to claim the second part of the Rave, now is the time! Erelye has already claimed one half...
Split uses Achronological, holding Broken Anachronism parallel to the ground. Its long record arm reaches up and touches the disc at the center of the weapon's crossguard. Said disc begins to spin, and after several bumps and static, music begins to play from the record. However, it doesn't resemble any music known to human ears, and isn't really music at all. It's static in the fabric of time, and the Bleak is caught up in it.
Split and the Bleak begin to jump through time in a truly nonlinear fashion, skipping through the fabric of space and ending up in places where their mere presence should cause paradoxes. As a master of Time, Split should surely know the danger of paradoxes...! But he appears to not care at all, and merely grins. After all, his title is synonymous to a destroyer of time. Split and Bleak end up in several crucial points throughout history, such as visiting George Washington during his inaugural address, interrupting a meeting that would form several important galactic peacekeeping corps, causing a monkey to not throw a bone in prehistoric times, and traveling to the dawn of time when the Secret of the Void was about to create the Void itself. Well, the Bleak did say he had seen it...
The sheer amount of paradoxes caused by all of this catches up with Split and the Bleak and traps the Bleak in an inescapable singularity where his essence is taken apart and scattered throughout time. 60,000 damage to the Wings!
Wilson deals a critted 218,000 damage to a Wing with his epic and insane attack! Flandre Scarlet and Mokou rip the Wing clean off! The Hand of Truth uses the V of Triumphant Conquest, forming the Sign of True Victory. alsmiffy has a guaranteed minicrit this turn! HatFilms deals 24,500 damage to the Mouth! (alsmiffy minicritted!)
The Bleak howls in pain as one of its wings is chopped clean off! The other Wing, making up for its lost brother, issues forth a maelstrom of healing magic and heals the Mouth for +100,000 HP, its flesh repairing itself, albeit in a gross way that makes everyone who looks at it want to puke. The Bleak deals 20,000 damage to Wilson and knocks an HP bar off of Mokou! The Godmodder creates a portal so he can act in Team Excelsior and Team Excavate at the same time! He fires twin columns of electricity that surge through the areas and send the weapons systems stationed there into overdrive! 10,000 damage to Flandre Scarlet and alsmiffy! 20,000 damage to Mokou! 50,000 damage to Wilson, Garen, and Alexiron!
Root A is Awakened by +10%! Roots B and C are Awakened by +20%! More of you need to get to the Roots! They're only Awakening by a small amount each turn, and now that the traps are gone, you can get to them easily! No AG entities attack due to Pyrovision!
The Legion of Pyronus rushes the Roots! They deal 7 damage to every player near a Root, killing Talist and crystalcat, and destroy 8,000 Thorndroids on each Root! They can't quite attack the Roots themselves yet... Mariachi Joe takes off his sombrero and produces a Robot Medic from inside the hat! The Medic heals Collarbone for +20,000 HP!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
Team Excelsior TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 116,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: IIConfused: I
Wilson: [AG] HP: 111,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 170%. State: 0. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 60,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x3.) Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 2,000,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Open Palm of All-Knowing. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII Acolytes: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x10.)
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 52,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 40,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 1,955,500/2,000,000 HP. The Wing: 498,000/500,000 HP. Heal components. A Funny: III Confused: III Constricted: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 2/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Regen: II
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Permafrost: III
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 0/20.
Yggdrasil Root A: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 30%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) gutza1 is near it.
Yggdrasil Root B: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIIII 40%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) TT2000 and Talist near it.
Yggdrasil Root C: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 55%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) Giant Wooden Castle: 35,000/35,000 HP. crystalcat and Irecreeper are near it.
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 76,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Skullface: 39,000/140,000 HP. Intimidates others. Collarbone: 49,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 79,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
I TAKE. A LARGE LAWNMOWER. AND SET IT. TO DRIVE. OVER THE AGS' FEET.
Astria dusts herself off. th/\nks, eric. /\nyw/\y, i sl/\sh the ble/\k's ribc/\ge (if de/\d, mouth) with /\ bl/\de forged in the ironworks of the horrorterrors themselves, cooled in the springs of the dre/\m bubbles they glubbed up, /\nd infused with grimd/\rk power by fluthulu himself.
The Chaos Tendril realizes it is dead, and turns into its penultimate form: THE CHAOS INCARNATION.
A glowing maroon humanoid with chaotic runes fluctuating across its body, the Incarnation only has 75,000 HP, but does the most damage yet, 6,500. It also will summon a pack of Chaos Beasts at 37,500 health.
I eat the Bleak. Results are unpredictable, and what no one would expect. That is, I do not die from it or have the Bleak come out from within me. Something entirely different happens.
...I need to finish my work, and time is running out. Hey, Ire. Got a minute?
EDIT: I JUST GOT PUN BASED ON OUR VERY OWN GAME MASTER AND ALSO NINJAS!
15/50 x3 Infusion
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug, Sonic's Shoes, The Thoughtporter, Wiki Cueball, Indigo Defense x2, Vis Defense
Wilson's Shop: $274
Battlefield: I use the bulletesseract offensively against the mouth.
+2 to Wilson
I dupe indigo defense
EMP AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Protection Charm Disabler AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 4/11
Sounds cool. So cool. Almost as cool as me. You'll get them at the same time I get mine, not that I don't trust you (though I don't), but that's how I do business.
Turn 3
My Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) A̍̇͆̎ͮ̈́ͦ҉̢͎̖̜̰̰̫͖͍̹̠͔̬̜̟͖̼͢A̫̻͎̲̲̲̭͆ͬ͗̉̈̊͑ͧ̇ͨ̑̚͢Â̢͎͔̱̬͔͕͍͖͇̯͓̖̪͇̳̱̫͗ͤͬ͋ͮ̚͜Ǎ̸̸̵̘̮̲̳̊ͥͨ͂ͨ̅ͨ̎͂̀ͯ̔Â̧ͩ͐̂̿̒̂ͣ͒̐̂̓̍̋̽̒̉̚͡҉̩̲͔̳̺̠͓͉̮͚̮̮͈A͐̽̒͗̂͗̔ͨ̂̓ͥ̓͒̓͛̀͏̰͕̩̦̪͎͍̟̹̜̻̻͍͎̭̺̪Á̶̛͌͌̔ͭͬ́ͧ̑ͪ̀҉͓̣͈̳̬͉̣͙̣̙ͅR̨̔̓̏ͬ̀ͮ̒ͮ̔̀̽̒̑̓͑͐́́͏̱̘̼̖͖̬̠̻̳͖̩̬R̶̝̩̹̙̬̉̽ͪͩ̔͊̎̔͌ͯ̔͐̄̌̎͢R̸̨̝̣͓͕͎̹̥ͪͦͨͫ̾̈ͥ̍̄ͪ͂ͣ̇̓̅̚̚͠R̛̻̪̱̭ͬ̂͗̑̄̑̑ͫͬ͒̄ͥ͒̉͑̍͒͢͜͟R̵̢͈̘͔̘̫̤̯̱̳̘͓͓͚̬̝͎̻̗ͤ̒̈̄̂ͧ̎͟͡G̡͓̼͕͈̞͓͇̜͉̲͓͑ͨ̒̀ͣ̂̑ͫH͍̟͎̦̣̥͍̠̤̳̯̦̠̮̗̯̝̤̃ͥ̒͗̇ͬ̉̏͌ͤͪͪͪ̎ͩ̕͘͟H̡ͣ̄ͫͬ͂ͩͨ̉̔̈́ͨ̏̓́̈͑́͊ͤ҉̵̗̻̗̩̠̜̗͖̼̦̠̥̀H̛̭̝̮̫͇̦̼̟̘̺͖͔͇̖̜͖͊ͯ̎̉́ͤͣͬ̈ͦͯ͟͜͝H̴̸̰̰̣̙͖͔̙̖͇̱̺̣͎͚͙̩̭͕̾̐̉ͩ̈́ͧ̈́ͩͯ̌͒̇͞H͕̟͔̲̳̩̜̪̼̼͖̤̱̩̝̾ͦ̔̐͌̽ͧ̽ͮ̒̃́̐̄ͯ̋ͮ͐͢͝ͅḨ͑́͑̃̈́̾̓ͯ̓͂̾ͭ҉̴̖͓̰̪͓͓͍͠!͖̼̠̅͒ͤ̿ͭ̈͆͂́̉̿͌̽ͪ͊͘͡͡!̶̸̨̗̼͖͓̱͓̤̯̪͎͔͎̜̪̲̳̺̳͗̒ͬ̓̑̋̑ͨ̿̑̓̀̈̀͜ͅ!̵̷̨̛͔̣̼̺̜̺͙͓̈́̃ͤ̄͐̃͢!̴̳̼̺̹̙̬̊̾ͤ̓̔ͨ̃̐ͥ͋ͪ̒ͧͧ̀͞ ... Wait i free myself from that curse?!!? Oh well i threw a Dark Energy at the Wings.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; 1 to Irecreeper
Starry Mage's Action: I recorded his Death scream and i played this at the Wings.
Tower Plans: Link to Forge (My own Updating Post) I was a bit Lazy for that! but i will try...
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 30/50
Flandre Scarlet Current Spellcard usage: Unknown is on ??? Mode currently attacking the Ribcage.
Mokou Current Spellcard usage Unknown currently attacking the Ribcage.
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (3 of These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 9/50
??? 9/50
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 21 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +6 from Pokefan +7 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
"When the Echeladder becomes up to date. I haven't been working on it recently and it's lagging far behind. Sorry about that"
I has some ideas for my techniques.
TehEpicNinja9001; Lvl 1 Epic Ninja
BATTLE TECHNIQUES; (this is all of them from lvl 1-2-5-10)
Sword Swing Upper->Blade Twirl->Ultra Smite->Bladestorm Fury
Shock->Electroshock->Thunder Blast->Storm Lord
Starch Punch->Carbohydrate Kick->Fried Slam->Potato Wrath
Rekt->Shrekt->Disrespekt->MLG Overload
Combat Operandi: Epic Ownage->Epic Overload->Epic Destruction
Combat Rave: MAXIMUM BACON!!!
I has ideas. I turn these ideas into a giant ball of ideas and slam it into the Bleak's mouth. Repeatedly. For a long time.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Alchemies
The Black Hand > Fine = The Author's Artifact (7/10)
SCP-061 USB && Unicoder = The Unicontrollers (5/8)
Voxwands > Fine = ??? (3/?)
Action
I pull out SCP-216-DTG. I set the dials on SCP-216-DTG to 5318008, which just happens to contain the pure essence of immaturity within it. I then fire on the Bleak's Wings. The millions of immature jokes flood the Bleak, causing its behaviors to turn into those of a 12-year-old SkyDoesMinecraft fan. I then sic the r/minecraft community on the Bleak, dealing massive damage to its Wings!
Hazel Wand: IIIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 100%
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
Line of Sight && Miniature Golden Pyramid && Indigo Flames = Cipher's Call (4/11)
Eldarium Curse 37/50
+1 to Tazz; +1 to Crystal.
I claim my Comb Rave.
I steel myself, closing my eyes briefly. There is but one thing to do now. I take several deep breaths, before levitating into the air. There will be consequences, I'd expect. But, it is all to slay a funny mouth.
And, with that, I immediately use the Rave on the Bleak, or its Mouth, if I can only choose one. The end is nigh. A doom shall come, and there will be nobody to stop it.
40/40 Return of EXOS
10/10 Pa'anuri Protocol
10/10 Telekill Bomb
My Action: I make the Bleak eat a giant pickle that turns into a giant chainsaw and shreds its mouth and throat.
Fleetmind Action: Strange effects from a battle with the Pa'anuri result in a Dark Matter entity being shredded into small parts and thrown all over the galaxy. One of these parts ends up near the tower and attacks. It is a Hostile entity that attacks via gravity manipulation, and is immune to most conventional forms of attack. The Pa'anuri segment will last for 10 turns on its own, but can be broken up earlier by using teraport-based attacks on it.
SCP-2317 Action: I activate the telekill bomb. I throw a massive chunk of telekill alloy into The Bleak's mouth, where it detonates soon after, releasing psychic shock waves that shred its mouth apart with telekinetic force and then stun The Bleak from the massive amount of psychic energy going into its brain.
PS: Why all the hate on double-posting?
Turn 2/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 5/11.
Orb of Reality 4/11.
The Void's STAR -c FTL Crystal Mover = Just Passing Through 3/4.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 13/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 5/25. (+2 from Erelye)
I utilize BT Thaumic Might Lv 10: Thaumic Eye on a non- Collarbone member of the Legion of Pyronus.
Assuming Erelye's action was not shot down by Twin with extreme prejudice, I time travel back to Generic's delivery of the suspiciously indigo-colored package and shunt it into another universe, to be retrieved later or not at all. I can always use that package later or non-canonically, after all.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
+2 to Erelye.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Fastest Thing Alive: 3/50
Gotta Go Fast: 3/50
From the Sidelines: 39/50 (+2 from Crystal)
Miniaturized Decad: 7/11
Computerized Decad: 7/11
Planet Express Ship Primary Lasers: 6/6 Complete!
==Actions==
==Excavate==
A communications channel opens.
Lothyra, would you please alchemize the dimensional drift device installed on the original ship?
But that would take an... oh.
Lothyra then alchemizes Shard of the Fez Capcharoid & Hypercube & Intake Manifold = Dimensional Drift Device.
Hypercube: The 4D-equivalent of a cube.
Intake Manifold: The device that supplies fuel to the engine of a car, or dark matter to the Planet Express Ship's engines.
Dimensional Drift Device: A 4D-intake manifold that allows the vehicle it is mounted to to make short "hops" into the fourth-dimension. The ship will seemingly disappear from normal space and appear back in the third dimension a couple of seconds later. Basically, this device gives the vehicle the ability to "phase" through obstacles or dodge a projectile. However, consumes a massive amount of power and requires a lengthy recharge once it is used.
((BTW that device is actually a canon modification to the Planet Express Ship on the TV show, so don't say that I made it up. Look up "2D-Blacktop" to be sure.))
Lothyra then demonstrates to the members of Team Excavate how to draw Jhon Eggbort (misspelling intentional). Using Metalhead as the canvas and The Heavy Light set to "Drill" as the drawing tool. And to top it off, she uses the results of rolling the Toxic Decad at Metalhead to color the drawing.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 3/3
Crystalindigolovat && Cockpit = The Pilot's Vat 6/11.
Orb of Reality 5/11.
The Void's STAR -c FTL Crystal Mover = Just Passing Through 4/4 COMPLETE!
I examine this newest ship, then immediately alchemize Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub 1/4. I need some actual controls on this.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
ENTD System 14/50.
Flames of Blue, Devouring Black 6/25.
I put on a pair of sunglasses, followed by looking around for sources of light. I find one, conveniently a flame from one of the Legion of Pyronus. I drain the light from it, followed by shaping it into a coherent bolt and firing it at Skullface. I immediately remove the sunglasses, and instead pull out a baseball bat. I swing the bat, sending scraps of metal at Skullface and slicing into him with them. Subsequent to that, I pull out a dinosaur-shaped bitey toy (You know the type, those things where you squeeze a handle and the head on the end clamps down) and position it over Skullface, according to my perspective. I tighten my hand on the handle, and Skullface suddenly suffers savage squeezing from what one might have thought was simply a juvenile action analogous to trying to crush someone's head with your fingers through perception alone. For a finisher, I take out a paintbrush and wrap Skullface in strangely tangible, unusually strong paint, followed by painting an axeblade attached to the paintbrush and taking a couple of good hacks at the entrapped Pyro.
I also request a Lifebringer proc from Alexiron to bring myself back up to 15 health.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
@erelye: Kalare would not recognize the curse-word. I use the symbols font to signify that Eric is using one of the runic languages linked to his runic magic, and other than Eric, the only two other MAIN characters that recognize the language, let alone speak it, are piono and engie. None of the outer gods would be bale to speak it, because that language has been dead for more IRL years than DTG has been a thing in-universe.
I only use d'arvit because I happen to like Artemis Fowl. It has no more relevancy to the actual meaning than the few times I just typed in random letters.
@twin: I request that just to enhance the feeling of serial escalation that pervades DTG, comb rave 9 be a dual rave as well. Just on the principle of the thing.
Eric and Hank do generic healing activities since Bleak's probably dead after erelye brutally comb-ravaging it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I get healed by Hank and Eric, then toss the Basement Door to Tazz and smash my own against the Wings.
I +2 Wilson.
Skaia's Bow 17/40
Quiver Conundrum 49/50
Ultimate Skulltop 22/50
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater 3/10
(Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball =
Orb of whatever who cares magic is totally fakeI mean Orb of the Curse 7/11Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Doors 11/11
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-14, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
THE MOON IS RISING 46/50
Majora's Mask?: Used MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, for a random effect
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43/50 and 16/50 +1 to Pricy and Tazz.
Random thing: I dislike how I can't disagree with someone else on the Internet without it being labeled as "drama".
I use a metric truckload of bonemeal on Root B to speed up its growth.
Commands: uh... just do the same thing... I guess...
- Alexiron: Chain of Water. MANA: 3/8
- Asharon: Heat Therapy on Garen.
Terrain: 40% Ash, 60% Water.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to 3 times.HP: 24/25240,000/250,000Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Hydro Talons: Tears through enemies like a chainsaw. Deals 15,000 damage, doubled if the enemy has been knocked prone. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Geyser: Drys all the land, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was wet. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead. Increases the percentage of land that is wet by 20%
Volcanic Rush: Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Makes 10% of the terrain wet.
Healing mist: removes one turn of up to 3 debuffs the team has. Makes 30% of the terrain wet.
Riptide: Heals an ally for 22,000. In addition, if the target has any heal over time effects, remove them and apply all of healing now.
Passives:
Bleeding Heart: Whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 5,000 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 10,000 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 1 bonus mana for every 25% of the terrain is water at the end of turn.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Asharon if he falls in combat.
HP: 225,000/225,000
Bullets of Ash: Fires small bits of hardened ash at opponents. Deals 22,000 damage but cannot hit enemies who have been knocked prone. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash Slam: Flings a large wall of hardened ash. Deals 3,000 damage and knocks the enemy prone. While prone, their damage is reduced by up to 10,000. They get back up at the end of next turn. Covers 20% of the land in ash.
Ash storm: Deals 2,000 damage to up to 5 enemies. Covers 30% of the land in ash.
Heat therapy: Heals a target for 5,000 per turn for 5 turns.
Ash Spikes: Removes all ash, but deals 60,000 damage times the percentage of land that was covered in ash. (100% = times 1, 75% = times .75, etc)
Passives:
Shifting Ash: When an enemy is knocked prone, Asharon can uncover 40% of the land from ashes and copy the opponent's weapon for the next two turns, giving him different abilities.
Suffocating Ash: For every 25% of the land that is covered in ash, deals 10,000 damage to prone enemies at the end of each turn.
Combo Frenzy: After either Alex or Ash helps kill a significant foe, damage increases by 20% for the next 2 turns. Can stack up to three times.
Defeatist: Will stop fighting to save Alexiron if she falls in combat.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 399$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 37/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Splash potion of Temperature OOO glowstone dust DONE
Splash potion of Charring OOO redstone dust DONE
Splash potion of Oblivion OOO glowstone dust DONE
All of these +1. Tazz, do you need any more help with the ship?
Here. We. Go.
Laiko leaps onto the Bleak's wings and latches on with his sharp little claws like a wild wolf. He holds on obstinately, but gets thrown off and bounces across the floor, hitting the opposite wall with a soft thud and remaining motionless. After a few moments, he says without looking up,
... You know... some of the other people here are things like... power incarnate or magic incarnate, true masters of their form of combat. And when I think about that... I sometimes wonder... "Who am I to fight alongside and against gods?" I'm no god. How can I play god when I struggle and need help to overcome my own stupid guilt? But then I realized something... I'm not playing god. I'm playing human. Or rather, playing mortal. I'm not creation incarnate or justice incarnate, even though those are my strong suits. If I'm not justice incarnate, then what am I? I... I'm just... me incarnate. That sounds stupid to sound, but its true. And surely its better to be born weak, as nothing but yourself, and then fight for your strength, rather than be born with it. I fought for what strength I have now. And I...
He suddenly looks up, with the rage of crashing storms in his eyes.
Am determined. I have gone too far to die here. I built whatever strength I have out of nothing but the ashes. I went from hiding behind a statue with a pilfered potion in my mouth and almost killing myself by food poisoning to here, fighting alongside gods for the fate of everything I've ever known. I have with me that incredible mortal gift, hope. My dream fueled by that hope has always been to be remembered for who I truly am. In my young, naive idiocy, I can convince myself of things such as, I won't die here. Its not going to end now. My dream will live on! My conviction gives me strength...
He climbs to his feet and stares directly at The Bleak.
So, I can tell you that, I will NOT die here! It will NOT end here! My dream will NOT die! And you, WILL fall! You may be so much bigger and stronger than me, but I have the strength of hope and conviction on my side! Plus, I'm in the right, which only throws gasoline into the flame of my conviction! So, lets do this. This is for you, Tazz.
Saving the final half of the Flask of the Kitsune, Laiko drinks a Potion of Violence, setting his emotion to pure rage! Then he also drinks a Potion of Zeus.
Laiko strides forward. Incredible golden light is shining forth from his tails, reflecting off his pure golden fur. Digging around in his ender pouch for a while, he pulls out his Hosi-No-Tama and holds the white crystal up high, which reflects the golden light in a seemingly impossible number of directions. The light is so great that, for the second time, players all around Godcraft check their inventory to see if they got night vision. However, unlike the last time, this light is much softer and more radiant. Something strange happens outside as well; it starts to rain. Now, that isn't unusual in and of itself, but the strange thing about it was that there wasn't a cloud in the sky. The rain was just... falling. Also, rather than being cold, this rain was quite warm, making going outside actually warm you up. Normally, the sky is dark during rainstorms due to the clouds, but not now. The sun shown forth at its full, reflecting inside every falling raindrop, creating countless tiny rainbows. Then, it turned into a thunderstorm yet still without a cloud in the sky. Each time a bolt of holy white light struck, it started a strange kind of electric fire and simply shown with the same golden brilliance.
The bolts grew in frequency until one was striking every other second. The apocalyptic amount of rain and thunder contrasted oddly, yet beautify, with the brilliantly shining sun. At the same time, Laiko's Hosi-No-Tama started to float upwards. It shined one last time before nine bolts of holy lightning fly in through the tower and all struck it with a resounding crash. After the light cleared, Laiko's Hosi-No-Tama had been split into 9 smaller orbs, spread evenly around the room. Another bolt of lightning struck the southern most orb and linked it to all the other ones with continuous beams of electricity. All of the orbs were lit up with crackling electricity.
There. Now, Lets get this started.
Laiko dashes forward leaps at the Bleak's face, kicking off of it with his back legs. The Bleak, of course, doesn't flinch at this attack, but certainly does flinch when one of the white orbs around the room launches a powerful bolt of holy lightning, searing The Bleak's sins with holy power. When the light clears, that orb has disappeared from the wall and is now resting on one of Laiko's tails.
Laiko cloaks himself in the electric fire and crashes strait into one of The Bleak's wings before unleashing a fury of strikes, too fast to follow and all empowered by holy electric flame. He kicks back off of it and as The Bleak slowly lumbers to face him, another one of the white orbs blasts it in the back with a bolt of lightning and then moves to another one of Laiko's tails.
Next, Laiko dashes under the Bleak, leaving a trail of the electric flame which then rears up, incinerating the Bleak. Then another orb blasts its charge at The Bleak and moves to above another tail.
With blinding speed, Laiko dashes to one of The Bleak's legs and inflict a deep stab before the wound gets blasted with another bolt of power from one of the orbs before it moves on.
The 5th orb launches its bolt at The Bleak and Laiko seems to... ride it, slamming into the Bleak's side before kicking off and picking up the orb with his 5th tail on his way back.
Flinging balls of electric fire, Laiko dashes around the Bleak, hitting it from every side before the final ball is empowered by the 6th orb's bolt of power.
Laiko leaps onto the Bleak's head, and, infusing The Sparker with electric fire, he drives it into the Bleak's head, serving as a lightning rod for the 7th orb's bolt of holy lightning.
He then runs down The Bleak's back, leaving searing flames and and leading the 8th orb's bolt of lighting to it.
Finally, he stabs the Bleak's leg so hard, it crumbles down, leaving its face open for the 9th and final bolt of holy white lightning. All 9 of Laiko's tails now have a white orb of crackling power above them.
But, its still not over. Laiko runs around to the front of the Bleak's kneeling form.
Time for a little treat from days gone by! You will fall here!
He runs towards the Bleak, turning into a shining bolt of holy light. As he approaches, he jumps and turns sideways, pointing his electric tails at the Bleak. Time seems to slow down in this final hit. Laiko starts to spin around, turning his nine tails into a electric circular saw. Then, the first tail collided with the Bleak, shattering the orb atop it and filling the room with blinding white light and surrounding the Bleak in searing holy white electric flame. The shards of the crystal embed themselves in The Bleak, conducting arcs of sin burning electricity. When the flash clears, the second tail collides, shattering its orb and repeating the whole show again. This happens 7 more times, one for each tail. After the final crystal shatters itself on the Bleak,there is a glorious flash of light and electricity with Laiko backfliping away from it. He lands back away from the Bleak, still watching the shards of the orbs conduct sparks between each other, enclosing the Bleak in a raging storm of golden white flames and electricity. Laiko looks pretty pleased with himself and... seems to be smoldering somewhat with foxfire. Then Wilson suddenly gasps and collapses onto the floor, exhausted.
Damage: 60k base * 1.4 for rage * 1.3 for rage = 109k damage. Times whatever all those buffs from potions gave.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- Current Emotion: Neutral
(Nothing)
- State: 0
- Stress: 170%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I grab one of the Bleak's severed and defeated ribs and use it to stab its Funny Mouth.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Act 3! +1 to Erelye, +1 to Wilson!
Invert (18/50) (Sun in the Shadow, +1 from Talist)
AMPLIFIER UBERCHARGE: 5/9
Miniature Red Sun && Rapier = Solar Edge (Level 10: 4/11).
(Piono Voodoo Doll && Warded Mirror) && Silver Amulet && Reinforcing Reality Majjyks = Destoryer Defense. (Level 10: 9/11).
Amplifier && Effect Slinger = The Sixth Degree (Level 8: 5/9).
I just focus on healing Wilson. I grip the Goldenrod (the weaker form of the Golden Globe) and attach it to the Amplifier for the added majjykal potency, then channel my Bard of Life powers for even more Lifey powers. I then do a load of acrobatic maneuvers to lenghthen this spot of text, making the helaing powers more potent by way of adding more description! I then use the Creation mode of the Mythos to fire off some splash healing potions on Wilson in addition to the other stuff, and use the Gatekeeper's Scythe to turn it into Piono's Level 10 Life Scythe to further heal Wilson. All-in-all, that's some really good healing. I try to aid his stress levels in the same manner, defending him-Wilson cannot be damaged before I die here, not by a point of damage.
@Talist: No, no more ship stuff. I'm done with that. The Moorblade is definitely finished.
Funnily enough, the symbols do not show up on my screen. They appear to be plain text. Besides, I've got plenty of omniscient sources to inadvertently learn it from. But, I digress. It just adds to my relative insanity at this point. Not all things I hear are from elder gods, after all.
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IMPORTANT: LAST TURN IS FINISHED.
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
You still need to respawn!
What?
All of the Pyros back away.
Okay, fair enough.
Voxwands > Fine = The Speakers (Level 10: 1/11)
11,000 damage to the Wings!
You use the Nether Spire to deal 25,000 damage to the Wings! Next four attacks will minicrit! Wilson's attack this turn will minicrit!
+13,000 HP to Split!
Because there wasn't anything that I needed to respond to in your post.
2,000 damage to both Wings!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DUMPSTER DIVING - TROLLDIER
20,000 damage to the Wings!
9,000 damage to the Wings!
6,000 damage to Metalhead!
1-6-3-1-3-10-6-1-10-5
An abnormally high amount of neutrinos suddenly pass through Collarbone! Since the neutrinos are mutating, Collarbone takes 6,000 damage! You die in retaliation!
Wilson's next attack will crit!
I am very close to reporting you for disrupting this forum game. Pricey, stop spamming up this game with obscenely large text and zalgo text. 5l1n65h07, that goes for you too. And Pricey, a Twinja isn't what you think it means. A Twinja is when someone is in the middle of posting, and I post while they're doing it, so my post comes before theirs. It's NOT whatever you think it is, so please stop misusing it even when several people have told you you're doing it wrong.
3,000 damage to the Wings!
12,000 damage to the Wings!
+7,000 HP to Wilson!
You use Oblivion's Topper to capture some Orchid Flames and fuel this insane attack, dealing 30,000 damage to the Mouth! All of the water in a large radius around GodCraft has been expended, water just up and vanishing... The ecosystem of GodCraft, once protected by the Godmodder's constant rollbacks, is beginning to wear thin in more ways than one.
Fixed.
7,000 damage to the Mouth!
Open Palm of All-Knowing Captcharoid && 1,000,000 Facepalm Pictures && Holy Scripture of the Hand && Glove = The Glove of Truth (Level 30)
7 damage to Pricey!
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater (Level 9: 1/10)
The Unagi Sentry deals 4 damage to you as you get up-close to it, but you end up destroying it!
2,000 damage to the Wings!
4,000 damage to the Mouth!
Does nothing!
+2 HP to Netpatham!
How'd you get a critmist potion? 3,000 damage to the Wings!
You buff the Wooden Fortress! +3 HP to you and TT!
You enter Pricey12345's mindscape. Right now, it's full of half-formed sentences and odd glitchy landscapes. Furthermore, incomprehensible zalgo text absolutely dominates the sky, blocking all light and casting an eerie glow over everything. What little of Pricey's memories are actually retained in his mind float around like shards of glass.
THE TP TOGGLER: A charm forged from the metal of Ultramarine. It acts like the switch found on the sides of iPhones; it's in essence a button that can be flipped between two states. Depending on where it is flipped, people cannot teleport to or around the wearer.
6 damage to Pricey!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FLEET ATTACK
7,000 damage to the Wings!
Weren't you supposed to change back after SCP-2317 was killed?
14,000 damage to the Mouth!
+8,000 HP to Wilson!
I don't really think restricting an item so it can't be obtained easily is very fair. Therefore, your attempt to restrict the use of Indigo Flames doesn't work.
17,000 damage to the Mouth!
11,000 damage to the Mouth!
I can't even read your actions because of the Zalgo...
Thanks for the ideas! Keep in mind Combat Operandi aren't chained like Battle Techniques are, they're all individual attacks. I'll keep these ideas in mind when coming up with Special Attacks for you.
5,000 damage to the Mouth!
15,000 damage to the Wings!
You can't claim and use your Comb Rave in the same post! Because of this, you merely claim your Comb Rave: Overseer.
6,000 damage to the Mouth!
Does the Dark Matter have HP? Can you elaborate on its stats a bit?
20,000 damage to the Mouth! The Bleak's attacks this turn will be weakened!
It's against the rules and it's spam.
Konami Code Compendium && Concentrated Magic in a Jar = Konami Code Activator (Level 5: 1/6)
4,000 damage to Skullface!
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THAUMIC MIGHT - THAUMIC EYE
You decide that it's time for your thaumic knowledge to get serious, and assume its ultimate form. Using several wands, you manage to manifest every single thaumic aspect in existence around your left eye, and then blink, their powers surging throughout your body as you become one with the elements. In your fury, you blast at Metalhead with the all-encompassing primal power of the aspects, forcing him to kneel to your might. 15,000 damage!
JUST PASSING THROUGH: A modified version of The Void's STAR that has a built-in FTL Crystal Mover that allows the ship to travel at insane relativistic speeds that could hypothetically reach faster than light.
Just Passing Through -c Pilot's Hub = The Screaming Eagle (1/4)
9,000 damage to Skullface!
That's not my thing to decide. If someone else wants to join in, I'll let them, but if they don't, then they don't.
+2 HP to NinjaV!
BASEMENT DOOR: A dull red door with a polished white doorknob. Energies of powerful items, roaring flames, mirror images, and sealed-away horrors lurk within.
12,000 damage to the Wings!
The only way you can directly modify Awakening is by standing near the Root!
Oh boy...
All of the Bleak's ribs have disintegrated!
+15,000 HP to Wilson!
If anyone wants to claim the second part of the Rave, now is the time! Erelye has already claimed one half...
Split uses Achronological, holding Broken Anachronism parallel to the ground. Its long record arm reaches up and touches the disc at the center of the weapon's crossguard. Said disc begins to spin, and after several bumps and static, music begins to play from the record. However, it doesn't resemble any music known to human ears, and isn't really music at all. It's static in the fabric of time, and the Bleak is caught up in it.
Split and the Bleak begin to jump through time in a truly nonlinear fashion, skipping through the fabric of space and ending up in places where their mere presence should cause paradoxes. As a master of Time, Split should surely know the danger of paradoxes...! But he appears to not care at all, and merely grins. After all, his title is synonymous to a destroyer of time. Split and Bleak end up in several crucial points throughout history, such as visiting George Washington during his inaugural address, interrupting a meeting that would form several important galactic peacekeeping corps, causing a monkey to not throw a bone in prehistoric times, and traveling to the dawn of time when the Secret of the Void was about to create the Void itself. Well, the Bleak did say he had seen it...
The sheer amount of paradoxes caused by all of this catches up with Split and the Bleak and traps the Bleak in an inescapable singularity where his essence is taken apart and scattered throughout time. 60,000 damage to the Wings!
Wilson deals a critted 218,000 damage to a Wing with his epic and insane attack! Flandre Scarlet and Mokou rip the Wing clean off! The Hand of Truth uses the V of Triumphant Conquest, forming the Sign of True Victory. alsmiffy has a guaranteed minicrit this turn! HatFilms deals 24,500 damage to the Mouth! (alsmiffy minicritted!)
The Bleak howls in pain as one of its wings is chopped clean off! The other Wing, making up for its lost brother, issues forth a maelstrom of healing magic and heals the Mouth for +100,000 HP, its flesh repairing itself, albeit in a gross way that makes everyone who looks at it want to puke. The Bleak deals 20,000 damage to Wilson and knocks an HP bar off of Mokou! The Godmodder creates a portal so he can act in Team Excelsior and Team Excavate at the same time! He fires twin columns of electricity that surge through the areas and send the weapons systems stationed there into overdrive! 10,000 damage to Flandre Scarlet and alsmiffy! 20,000 damage to Mokou! 50,000 damage to Wilson, Garen, and Alexiron!
Root A is Awakened by +10%! Roots B and C are Awakened by +20%! More of you need to get to the Roots! They're only Awakening by a small amount each turn, and now that the traps are gone, you can get to them easily! No AG entities attack due to Pyrovision!
The Legion of Pyronus rushes the Roots! They deal 7 damage to every player near a Root, killing Talist and crystalcat, and destroy 8,000 Thorndroids on each Root! They can't quite attack the Roots themselves yet... Mariachi Joe takes off his sombrero and produces a Robot Medic from inside the hat! The Medic heals Collarbone for +20,000 HP!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Legion of Pyronus!
> Team Excavate: Awaken Yggdrasil's Roots!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 3,655,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 11
Team Excelsior
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Split: [N] HP: 116,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II Confused: I
Wilson: [AG] HP: 111,600/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 170%. State: 0. Symbiote Shield: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Flandre Scarlet: [AG] HP: 60,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Can only take 10,000 damage per attack.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x3.) Can only take 20,000 damage per attack.
Hand of Truth: [AG] HP: 2,000,000/2,000,000. Leaves after taking 200,000 damage. Current Form: Open Palm of All-Knowing. Golden Gesticulation: IIIII Acolytes: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x10.)
Trottimus: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Has a 35% dodge chance. Salvation: IIII Repentance: II
djh3max: [AG] HP: 52,500/80,000. Can regen +2,500 HP a turn. Law, Life, Death: IIII Reclamation: II
alsmiffy: [AG] HP: 40,000/80,000. Minicrits every other turn. Cleansing: IIII Golden Justice: II
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 1,955,500/2,000,000 HP. The Wing: 498,000/500,000 HP. Heal components. A Funny: III Confused: III Constricted: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 2/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Regen: II
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Permafrost: III
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 0/20.
Yggdrasil Root A: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 30%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) gutza1 is near it.
Yggdrasil Root B: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIIII 40%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) TT2000 and Talist near it.
Yggdrasil Root C: [AG] Awakening: IIIIIIIIII 55%. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x5,333.) Giant Wooden Castle: 35,000/35,000 HP. crystalcat and Irecreeper are near it.
Garen: [AG] HP: 44,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Courage: III Regen: IIIII
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 135,000/250,000. Mana: IIIIIIII 3 Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 60% Water.
Ashiron: [AG] HP: 182,000/225,000. Terrain: IIIIIIIIII 40% Ash.
Abathur: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Hidden: 100%. Symbiotes: 30,000/30,000. (x2.) Locusts: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Legion of Pyronus: [PG BOSS] Metalhead: 76,000/175,000 HP. High defense. Skullface: 39,000/140,000 HP. Intimidates others. Collarbone: 49,000/110,000 HP. Counterattacks. Mariachi Joe: 79,500/116,000 HP. Unpredictable. All in the center of the room. Pyrovision: III
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III READY (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
7 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
I TAKE. A LARGE LAWNMOWER. AND SET IT. TO DRIVE. OVER THE AGS' FEET.
Astria dusts herself off. th/\nks, eric. /\nyw/\y, i sl/\sh the ble/\k's ribc/\ge (if de/\d, mouth) with /\ bl/\de forged in the ironworks of the horrorterrors themselves, cooled in the springs of the dre/\m bubbles they glubbed up, /\nd infused with grimd/\rk power by fluthulu himself.
The Chaos Tendril realizes it is dead, and turns into its penultimate form: THE CHAOS INCARNATION.
A glowing maroon humanoid with chaotic runes fluctuating across its body, the Incarnation only has 75,000 HP, but does the most damage yet, 6,500. It also will summon a pack of Chaos Beasts at 37,500 health.
I eat the Bleak. Results are unpredictable, and what no one would expect. That is, I do not die from it or have the Bleak come out from within me. Something entirely different happens.
...I need to finish my work, and time is running out. Hey, Ire. Got a minute?
EDIT: I JUST GOT PUN BASED ON OUR VERY OWN GAME MASTER AND ALSO NINJAS!
Oh no
SECOND POST PUNCH!!!
On the Bleak.
Just to be clear.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
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For some reason, my post's included in the EotB, but you didn't say anything about it...
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The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)