Golden (49/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Erelye, +1 from Ire). (Please note that this charge is linked to 'Truth's Hats' and cannot be completed without it. They technically are separate but it would be better if you guys could +2 Erelye so the charge can get going. Crystal, Ire, anyone else assisting me, mind changing +1 targets to Erelye for me so he can get that charge done faster?)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 3/11).
Missed Remote Magnepulator Gift. Thx Gutza.
I install both the Remote Magnepulators and the Archenemy into the Moorblade, making it the Moorblade 2.1, unless this requires charge to do. Either way, it now has hard-light energy shields and a way to pick up stuff remotely. Hooray.
Now, for something else. Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I tried using Wikipedia's Random button for Alchemy advise. Pro tip. It's not really worth it. Bill Rumler's Baseball bat && Unkempt Harold && Root Beer = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
PEOPLE. THAT RIBCAGE HAS GOT TO GO. I'll take down the Nails some more to make sure its attacks hit for less, but the majority of our attack power should be on the Ribcage! DO NOT FORGET, we basically can't target anything else until the ribs GTFO.
I threaten the Ultimate Wily Capsule into firing at the Nails this round with his generic weaponry. I myself am currently kind of brain-dead from an exam, and get my Elven/Hog buddies to donate just enough Tears/Slop to unleash Overtourged on the Bleak's Nails, then do a feisty jig on the same nail.
Also, Generic, Scalpere Parum does not work that way.
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (6/9)
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = Resonance Alarmer (2/?)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Reality Majyyks && Scribe's Wands = Something that can use computer voices to attack (2/?)
Action
I pull out the Grammar Nazi and feed in "DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER", "Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God The REEL Sekwel! LAUREN U R DUM", "My Immortal", "Homestuck High" and every single one of Pricey's posts. I then rapidfire rockets at the Bleak's ribcage, causing many SCP-857-1e to manifest. Since SCP-857-1e is a spine, the SCP-857-1e instances hide in the Bleak's ribcage and begin eating at it!
I drop a Skylight (You know what kind, I assume? (PS)) on the Bleak, then cut the power as the skylight intersects the middle of the Bleak. It is sliced in twain.
I then blast it with all my weapons again.
I complain that the Bleak's anatomy makes no sense, with WINGS inside a RIBCAGE. What. Is. This. Nonsense.
DIE ABOMINATION.
I retroactively place wormholes when and where they need to be for my prior attacks on the Wings to hit the Nails with spillover to the Wings. (Now, as opposed to then.)
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Hologramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints = Pilot's Hub 3/4
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 1/10. I assume this is something that constantly heals/feeds the person inside if they need it, while also reading their mind and being able to relay it to a set of other magical devices. Possibly with other abilities, too- who am I to dictate the Narrative's decisions.
I also alchemize (Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 1/11.
Tempo, when you have the chance, alchemize (Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball. I'm calling in another 11 credit-points.
Also, whoever has the Orb of Reality, mind duplicating it and lending me a copy?
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 18/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 23/25 (+4 from Gutza total this turn, distributed among the two.)
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Containment Breach, and try to aim it at the Nails. However, the SCPs have other ideas and attack the rib cage instead.
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind teraports part of a Nail away so they can study it for weaknesses.
SCP-2317 Action: I summon an entity with 1 million HP and immunity to mind control. When the OP scale tries to nerf it, I cause the OP scale to collapse in on itself because anything that can nerf an overpowered thing would have to be overpowered itself.
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
Gutter Charge (1/20) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 4/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Scratch that last one. That one was stupid, unless it's revealed that it was actually, like, the Banhammer. I dunno, Alchemy can be weird every-so-often. Can't really think of a good weapon right now, though...
Out of curiosity, I ask the Magic English Eye what kind of artifact would propel me to Alpha Plus Godmodder level. not like I could feasibly do this before the game ends, I'm merely curious, somewhat ambitious, and considering certain foes, in desperate need of a great deal of power.
I whip out all ten Pionoparody Alchemies, and levitate in the air, de-trickstering. I make sure every weapon/piece of gear is present before charging up the power of all ten in a sphere in the direct center. Chairs, Doors, Ranch Dressing, Severed Left Pinky, Electric Blender, Piano Key, Almighty, Bug Spray, Bacon and Cheese-all ten hover around me, circling my body as I glow ten different colors. Brown, Dark Gray, Light Green, Peach, Electric Blue, Light Brown, Gray, Brown-Green, Brown-Red and White-Yellow. The ten colors swirl together in a blisteringly powerful array of elemental energies, fueled by light Godmodding in addition to their own power, as the power of ten elements filters into the sphere. Eventually, the sphere grows large and dangerous, and I unhesitatingly fire it straight into the Nails of the Bleak.
I shall not bend nor even be phased by these monstrous mimes. I have seen worse. I have slain worse, with less allies. I am not going to lose to this monstrosity. I shall not bend-I shall break the legs of those who force me down.
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Post II
THE MOON IS RISING 14/50
Critical Strike 14/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 5/5 Complete
???: Watch this
My hands open as a dark energy engulfs around them. They then fire one strong shadow beam ricocheting past everything harmlessly except for the cable where it finally hits.
ME: Awesome
The parasite hatches, and slowly is eating away at the cable.
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36/50 and 48/50 +1 to Generic and Pricy.
I melt down one of the Chopper's axes and make a pen out of it. I hand it back, saying I've upgraded it now. The Chopper takes confusion damage.
Commands:
- Alexiron: null due to no EOTB, so I don't know how much mana she's on.
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 24/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly minion entity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.
Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 352$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 34/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 250$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 7$
Generic: 14$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 10$)
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x3 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Glad... you could join us. Things have been a little better, but I'm determined to fight until the bitte- ergh! ack! Get off me!
(Chaos Tendril attacking. And, something should happen depending on turn order. If the Tendril attacks before Wilson, he takes 20% less damage due to fear. Otherwise, he counters for 1,000 from slyness.)
And technically speaking, Wilson can't speak. Its an enchantment from Red.
Laiko uses Yako Strike to deal 15,000 damage to two of the nails.
My Action: I stab the Rib Cage repeatedly with anomaly swords.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind actually starts shooting stuff by using battle technique: fleet attack on the Rib Cage. "HEY! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!"
SCP-2317 Action: I parody Crusher48's Battle Technique: Terajump with Fake Battle Technique: Tera-port-a-poddy. Who knew telefreagging the Nail's Rib Cage with urine could be so effective?
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- The Tophat -> EXECUTE.
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE=
A Leviathan, a large, zerg transport creature descends near the tower. Abathur, the Swarm's Evolution Master exits the Leviathan, which then departs back to the starts. "The Godmodder's strains are valuable. Must harvest." Abathur then stands near the base of the tower, ready to help from a distance...
...Abathur is a pure support entity; he's frail and actually can't attack on his own, but he has Symbiotes which can aid any ally (in any zone) to do work for him! He can also summon Locusts when he doesn't need to relocate his Symbiotes...
The Symbiotes are powerful support units, which Abathur can constantly spawn. Not only do they grant passive regen to their target, but they can launch decently powerful attacks from there, and provide shielding for them!
[AG] Abathur
HP: 80,000 (100% Hidden) Attacks:
Symbiote: Summons Symbiotes on two target allies. Each Symbiote is attached to a unit, and can be manuvered at will and attack. If a Symbiote is killed, it cannot respawn for 2 turns. Max two Symbiotes at once. Can target ANY ally, even those in different zones.
Locus Nest: Summons three Locusts. Locusts can head where they please. Passives:
Hidden: Abathur is Hidden: all attacks on Abathur have the Hidden %'s chance to miss! Each attempt to make Abathur more visible reduces the Hidden meter by 5%. This cannot be restored.
[AG] Symbiote
HP: 30,000 Attacks:
Stab: Fires out a painful spine, dealing 6,000 damage.
Spike Burst: Fires out a large, unconsecrated burst of spikes, dealing 3,500 damage to two targets.
Carapace Shield: Creates a 10,000 HP shield around the conjoined ally. Passive:
Conjoined: The ally that the Symbiote is attached to regens 5,000 HP / turn.
Break: If the ally the Symbiote is attached to is killed, the Symbiote dies.
[AG] Locust
HP: 5,000 Attack: Fires small spikes at an enemy, dealing 3,000 damage.
=ACTION=
I fire a simple cannon at Chopper. I then grab the cannon, bash Chopper with it, rip the cannon barrel from the base, stick the cannon barrel on a stick, then use it as a hammer against Chopper.
I also begin lifting the Brass Knuckles once again.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn Symbiotes on Wilson and Bearger.
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote(Bearger): Use Carapace Shield!
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Turn 3/3
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 3/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 3/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 2/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 20/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 25/25 COMPLETE! EXECUTING...
I pull out the Rod of Phyrexia, preparing to further augment it. Several... cards? fly out of the subspace pocket with which I carry things, otherwise known as my inventory. The cards are Dimir Charm, Dimir Keyrune, and Dimir Cluestone. With flashes of magic, they shatter into motes of light, revealing, respectively: an orb of roiling blue and black magic; a strange keylike object that reminds one of an insect; and a clear ball filled with warring blue and black light. I also take out two pendants from my inventory, one a jet, black as the darkest swamps, another a sapphire, blue as the deepest waters around an island. I refer, of course, to a Mox Jet and Mox Sapphire. The entire set is rendered down into its barest magical components and absorbed into the Rod of Phyrexia in a manner almost, but not quite, entirely like infusion. The rod's body now magically shifts between deep blue and inky black in a slow, lazy pattern, and the crystal tip now has a cylindrical mate at the bottom of the rod, containing the symbol of the Dimir. The Dimir guild were formed of mind mages par excellence, and excelled in gathering information. Most of all, though, they excelled at secrecy. This augment further improves the power of the Rod, now giving it the ability to produce and expertly channel blue and black mana, the magics of the mind and of the pursuit of power, as well as letting me both gather information from and magically completely control the mind or equivalent of anything I infect with the oil dripping from the Phyrexia-linked tip of the rod. As well as... other new properties. Look up the Dimir. This rod is, essentially, now the ultimate tool of infiltration and subversion- I can infect somebody and use them as a completely unwitting mole in an organization, spread the infection using the virulent properties of the oil, and rip all the information I can get from my infectees' minds. Even memories can be manipulated. And that discounts its more combative properties- but those may or may not be shown soon enough.
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
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I Drill a 2x2 hole all the way down to bedrock. I then use the Keymaster to fire a projectile down said hole. However, It glitches out, and is teleported directly behind Proof and The_Serpent. A stray rock falls in the projectile's path, and it splits the projectile into two, hitting both Proof and The_Serpent Simultaneously! I then dig up the hole and acted like nothing happened.
this is flumpty, flumpty bumpty, flumpty is immune to the plot of the game, essentaly allowing him to powergame (which he won't do because "its more fun this way") and manipulate time and space.
Flumpty Bumpty do done be deaded already my friend.
Anyways.
Hank curses and doubles back to talist, using the only 'order' type item he can find in his inventory, a small knife, to try and cut off the chaos tendril. This either reduces damage slightly, or deals backlash damage to the chaos shard. Not much obviously, but hey.
Eric picks up the slack, running forward towards Bleak, pulling a sword out of its sheath, and swinging murmasa straight through the ribcage, taking large chunks out of Bleak with the mythical blade before dancing back out of the reach of the monstrosity. He turns to face erelye.
Kalare! Can you hear me?
I tried to contact you earlier, did you get my message?
this is flumpty, flumpty bumpty, flumpty is immune to the plot of the game, essentaly allowing him to powergame (which he won't do because "its more fun this way") and manipulate time and space.
+2 to Pricey. Poor guy needs some love.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 12/50
Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 7/11
Nuclear Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 7/11
iBoomstick: 6/11
==Actions==
==Excavate==
Lothyra shoots The Chopper with New Dawn.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Act 1! +2 to Erelye!
Golden (49/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Erelye, +1 from Ire). (Please note that this charge is linked to 'Truth's Hats' and cannot be completed without it. They technically are separate but it would be better if you guys could +2 Erelye so the charge can get going. Crystal, Ire, anyone else assisting me, mind changing +1 targets to Erelye for me so he can get that charge done faster?)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 3/11).
Missed Remote Magnepulator Gift. Thx Gutza.
I install both the Remote Magnepulators and the Archenemy into the Moorblade, making it the Moorblade 2.1, unless this requires charge to do. Either way, it now has hard-light energy shields and a way to pick up stuff remotely. Hooray.
Now, for something else. Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I tried using Wikipedia's Random button for Alchemy advise. Pro tip. It's not really worth it. Bill Rumler's Baseball bat && Unkempt Harold && Root Beer = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
PEOPLE. THAT RIBCAGE HAS GOT TO GO. I'll take down the Nails some more to make sure its attacks hit for less, but the majority of our attack power should be on the Ribcage! DO NOT FORGET, we basically can't target anything else until the ribs GTFO.
I threaten the Ultimate Wily Capsule into firing at the Nails this round with his generic weaponry. I myself am currently kind of brain-dead from an exam, and get my Elven/Hog buddies to donate just enough Tears/Slop to unleash Overtourged on the Bleak's Nails, then do a feisty jig on the same nail.
Also, Generic, Scalpere Parum does not work that way.
Alchemies
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (6/9)
SCP-219 && Snipealarmer = Resonance Alarmer (2/?)
Speakonia USB && Vocaloid 4 Editor && Reality Majyyks && Scribe's Wands = Something that can use computer voices to attack (2/?)
Action
I pull out the Grammar Nazi and feed in "DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER", "Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God The REEL Sekwel! LAUREN U R DUM", "My Immortal", "Homestuck High" and every single one of Pricey's posts. I then rapidfire rockets at the Bleak's ribcage, causing many SCP-857-1e to manifest. Since SCP-857-1e is a spine, the SCP-857-1e instances hide in the Bleak's ribcage and begin eating at it!
I drop a Skylight (You know what kind, I assume? (PS)) on the Bleak, then cut the power as the skylight intersects the middle of the Bleak. It is sliced in twain.
I then blast it with all my weapons again.
I complain that the Bleak's anatomy makes no sense, with WINGS inside a RIBCAGE. What. Is. This. Nonsense.
DIE ABOMINATION.
I retroactively place wormholes when and where they need to be for my prior attacks on the Wings to hit the Nails with spillover to the Wings. (Now, as opposed to then.)
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1/3
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 11/11 COMPLETE!
Paradox's Wand >Fine = Fenestrated Wand 8/8 COMPLETE!
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Hologramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints = Pilot's Hub 3/4
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 1/10. I assume this is something that constantly heals/feeds the person inside if they need it, while also reading their mind and being able to relay it to a set of other magical devices. Possibly with other abilities, too- who am I to dictate the Narrative's decisions.
I also alchemize (Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 1/11.
Tempo, when you have the chance, alchemize (Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball. I'm calling in another 11 credit-points.
Also, whoever has the Orb of Reality, mind duplicating it and lending me a copy?
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 18/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 23/25 (+4 from Gutza total this turn, distributed among the two.)
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
21/40 Return of EXOS
2/10 Pa'anuri Protocol
2/10 Telekill Bomb
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Containment Breach, and try to aim it at the Nails. However, the SCPs have other ideas and attack the rib cage instead.
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind teraports part of a Nail away so they can study it for weaknesses.
SCP-2317 Action: I summon an entity with 1 million HP and immunity to mind control. When the OP scale tries to nerf it, I cause the OP scale to collapse in on itself because anything that can nerf an overpowered thing would have to be overpowered itself.
Act 2! +2 to Erelye!
Golden (50/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...Waiting for the Champions threefold.)
Gutter Charge (1/20) (Please direct all assists to Erelye. Like, seriously. I'm just waiting now.)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 4/11).
Medigun && Minecraft Milk && Potion of Critmist II = ??? (Level ?: 2/?)
Scratch that last one. That one was stupid, unless it's revealed that it was actually, like, the Banhammer. I dunno, Alchemy can be weird every-so-often. Can't really think of a good weapon right now, though...
Out of curiosity, I ask the Magic English Eye what kind of artifact would propel me to Alpha Plus Godmodder level. not like I could feasibly do this before the game ends, I'm merely curious, somewhat ambitious, and considering certain foes, in desperate need of a great deal of power.
I whip out all ten Pionoparody Alchemies, and levitate in the air, de-trickstering. I make sure every weapon/piece of gear is present before charging up the power of all ten in a sphere in the direct center. Chairs, Doors, Ranch Dressing, Severed Left Pinky, Electric Blender, Piano Key, Almighty, Bug Spray, Bacon and Cheese-all ten hover around me, circling my body as I glow ten different colors. Brown, Dark Gray, Light Green, Peach, Electric Blue, Light Brown, Gray, Brown-Green, Brown-Red and White-Yellow. The ten colors swirl together in a blisteringly powerful array of elemental energies, fueled by light Godmodding in addition to their own power, as the power of ten elements filters into the sphere. Eventually, the sphere grows large and dangerous, and I unhesitatingly fire it straight into the Nails of the Bleak.
I shall not bend nor even be phased by these monstrous mimes. I have seen worse. I have slain worse, with less allies. I am not going to lose to this monstrosity. I shall not bend-I shall break the legs of those who force me down.
Post II
THE MOON IS RISING 14/50
Critical Strike 14/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 5/5 Complete
???: Watch this
My hands open as a dark energy engulfs around them. They then fire one strong shadow beam ricocheting past everything harmlessly except for the cable where it finally hits.
ME: Awesome
The parasite hatches, and slowly is eating away at the cable.
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36/50 and 48/50 +1 to Generic and Pricy.
I melt down one of the Chopper's axes and make a pen out of it. I hand it back, saying I've upgraded it now. The Chopper takes confusion damage.
Commands:
- Alexiron: null due to no EOTB, so I don't know how much mana she's on.
Alexiron is dedicated to healing others, at least for now.
HP: 24/25
Mana: 8/8 (Restores 2 per turn)
Attacks (Can attack any number of times per turn, but must spend 3 mana to make an attack):
Water Talons: Deals damage to an enemy based on how much health they have left. They more health left, the greater the damage.
Chain of Water: Heals the 4 most injured allies for 6,000. On players, it heals for 6 instead.
Soothing Rain: Heals all players for 1 and all friendly entities for 2,000
Passives:
Unbreakable Water: Immune to all attacks. Don't worry. Its fine. Also cannot be healed very easily.
Bleeding Heart: Instead, whenever a friendly
minionentity dies, Alexiron takes 1 damage. Whenever a friendly player dies, she takes 2 damage. This only applies to entities/players in her current zone.Lifebringer: If a friendly player is below 15 health, they may ask Alexiron for help and she will set their health back to 15. Costs 1 Mana. If they have more than 15 health, they can pick a player to heal for 8 health at the cost of 2 mana.
Hopebringer: Any friendly entity may ask Alexiron for help and they will be healed for the amount of damage they deal with their next attack. Costs 2 Mana.
Mana Spring: Restores 0.5 mana for every player in her zone who ends the turn at full health. Restores 0.25 mana for every friendly entity who ends the turn at full health. Up to a maximum of 4 bonus mana per turn
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 352$ _ Wilson's charges A: 50/50 (stored as a surprise), B: 34/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Awkward potion OOO Fayther's Violent Memory = ??? 1/2
Awkward potion OOO Fayther's Sad Memory = ??? 1/2
Awkward potion OOO Fayther's Happy Memory = ??? 1/2
Glad... you could join us. Things have been a little better, but I'm determined to fight until the bitte- ergh! ack! Get off me!
(Chaos Tendril attacking. And, something should happen depending on turn order. If the Tendril attacks before Wilson, he takes 20% less damage due to fear. Otherwise, he counters for 1,000 from slyness.)
And technically speaking, Wilson can't speak. Its an enchantment from Red.
Laiko uses Yako Strike to deal 15,000 damage to two of the nails.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lc52qctod2dlvbu/Wilson.rtf?dl=0
Essential Stats:
- Current Emotion: Sly
- State: -30
- Stress: 35%
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
22/40 Return of EXOS
4/10 Pa'anuri Protocol
4/10 Telekill Bomb
My Action: I stab the Rib Cage repeatedly with anomaly swords.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind actually starts shooting stuff by using battle technique: fleet attack on the Rib Cage. "HEY! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!"
SCP-2317 Action: I parody Crusher48's Battle Technique: Terajump with Fake Battle Technique: Tera-port-a-poddy. Who knew telefreagging the Nail's Rib Cage with urine could be so effective?
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- The Tophat -> EXECUTE.
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE=
A Leviathan, a large, zerg transport creature descends near the tower. Abathur, the Swarm's Evolution Master exits the Leviathan, which then departs back to the starts. "The Godmodder's strains are valuable. Must harvest." Abathur then stands near the base of the tower, ready to help from a distance...
...Abathur is a pure support entity; he's frail and actually can't attack on his own, but he has Symbiotes which can aid any ally (in any zone) to do work for him! He can also summon Locusts when he doesn't need to relocate his Symbiotes...
The Symbiotes are powerful support units, which Abathur can constantly spawn. Not only do they grant passive regen to their target, but they can launch decently powerful attacks from there, and provide shielding for them!
[AG] Abathur
HP: 80,000 (100% Hidden)
Attacks:
Symbiote: Summons Symbiotes on two target allies. Each Symbiote is attached to a unit, and can be manuvered at will and attack. If a Symbiote is killed, it cannot respawn for 2 turns. Max two Symbiotes at once. Can target ANY ally, even those in different zones.
Locus Nest: Summons three Locusts. Locusts can head where they please.
Passives:
Hidden: Abathur is Hidden: all attacks on Abathur have the Hidden %'s chance to miss! Each attempt to make Abathur more visible reduces the Hidden meter by 5%. This cannot be restored.
[AG] Symbiote
HP: 30,000
Attacks:
Stab: Fires out a painful spine, dealing 6,000 damage.
Spike Burst: Fires out a large, unconsecrated burst of spikes, dealing 3,500 damage to two targets.
Carapace Shield: Creates a 10,000 HP shield around the conjoined ally.
Passive:
Conjoined: The ally that the Symbiote is attached to regens 5,000 HP / turn.
Break: If the ally the Symbiote is attached to is killed, the Symbiote dies.
[AG] Locust
HP: 5,000
Attack: Fires small spikes at an enemy, dealing 3,000 damage.
=ACTION=
I fire a simple cannon at Chopper. I then grab the cannon, bash Chopper with it, rip the cannon barrel from the base, stick the cannon barrel on a stick, then use it as a hammer against Chopper.
I also begin lifting the Brass Knuckles once again.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Spawn Symbiotes on Wilson and Bearger.
>Symbiote(Wilson): Use Carapace Shield!
>Symbiote(Bearger): Use Carapace Shield!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Turn 2/3
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Hologramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints = Pilot's Hub 4/4 COMPLETE! I examine it.
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 2/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 2/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 1/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 19/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 24/25
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Post III
THE MOON IS RISING 15/50
Critical Strike 15/20
AIR STRIKE 1/10
???: Hey, how about you air strike it... setting it up right now
ME: NO... AAAARGH
I raise my dagger up and a lightning bolt crashes down charging. I then point it at the cable as it sends electricity straight toward the metal wire
OR I respawn
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Turn 3/3
I alchemize (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat 3/10.
(Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball = Orb of Origin 3/11.
I alchemize Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover 2/11.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Erelye.
Libram Contractualis 20/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 25/25 COMPLETE! EXECUTING...
I pull out the Rod of Phyrexia, preparing to further augment it. Several... cards? fly out of the subspace pocket with which I carry things, otherwise known as my inventory. The cards are Dimir Charm, Dimir Keyrune, and Dimir Cluestone. With flashes of magic, they shatter into motes of light, revealing, respectively: an orb of roiling blue and black magic; a strange keylike object that reminds one of an insect; and a clear ball filled with warring blue and black light. I also take out two pendants from my inventory, one a jet, black as the darkest swamps, another a sapphire, blue as the deepest waters around an island. I refer, of course, to a Mox Jet and Mox Sapphire. The entire set is rendered down into its barest magical components and absorbed into the Rod of Phyrexia in a manner almost, but not quite, entirely like infusion. The rod's body now magically shifts between deep blue and inky black in a slow, lazy pattern, and the crystal tip now has a cylindrical mate at the bottom of the rod, containing the symbol of the Dimir. The Dimir guild were formed of mind mages par excellence, and excelled in gathering information. Most of all, though, they excelled at secrecy. This augment further improves the power of the Rod, now giving it the ability to produce and expertly channel blue and black mana, the magics of the mind and of the pursuit of power, as well as letting me both gather information from and magically completely control the mind or equivalent of anything I infect with the oil dripping from the Phyrexia-linked tip of the rod. As well as... other new properties. Look up the Dimir. This rod is, essentially, now the ultimate tool of infiltration and subversion- I can infect somebody and use them as a completely unwitting mole in an organization, spread the infection using the virulent properties of the oil, and rip all the information I can get from my infectees' minds. Even memories can be manipulated. And that discounts its more combative properties- but those may or may not be shown soon enough.
I heal the lowest-health player on Excavate with the Crystalantholocore.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Hold On, I'll be right back.
I Drill a 2x2 hole all the way down to bedrock. I then use the Keymaster to fire a projectile down said hole. However, It glitches out, and is teleported directly behind Proof and The_Serpent. A stray rock falls in the projectile's path, and it splits the projectile into two, hitting both Proof and The_Serpent Simultaneously! I then dig up the hole and acted like nothing happened.
Ok, Back
I'll be making my great escape now!
Well hey everybody, how ya'll doin'!
this is flumpty, flumpty bumpty, flumpty is immune to the plot of the game, essentaly allowing him to powergame (which he won't do because "its more fun this way") and manipulate time and space.
>flumpty: challenge the GM to "your game"
...oh I already murdered(?) Flumpty in an earlier event with the usage of a plot-changing bottle of spices.
UNLESS...
/null
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Flumpty Bumpty do done be deaded already my friend.
Anyways.
Hank curses and doubles back to talist, using the only 'order' type item he can find in his inventory, a small knife, to try and cut off the chaos tendril. This either reduces damage slightly, or deals backlash damage to the chaos shard. Not much obviously, but hey.
Eric picks up the slack, running forward towards Bleak, pulling a sword out of its sheath, and swinging murmasa straight through the ribcage, taking large chunks out of Bleak with the mythical blade before dancing back out of the reach of the monstrosity. He turns to face erelye.
Kalare! Can you hear me?
I tried to contact you earlier, did you get my message?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I rather not do that if I were you...
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
oh, guess i better be going...
>flumpty: GTFO
good bye forever, tell xcano i said hi