I punch the chopper in the face till he falls on his back! NOW ITS TIME FOR MY SECRET PLAN MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I put him in a giant milk carton, and slowly fill the entire thing with the most evil creation ever made by mankind......
SOYMILK!
He slowly loses sanity as this gross stuff touches him, getting in its mouth!
After he gets out of it after I drain it, I do a 9 punch, 4 kick combo with my barbed gauntlets and boots! I then finish with a uppercut from my Barbed Zilly!
I then jump on him 25 times just to make sure he FEELS THE PAIN!
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If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
OW. TT. THAT HURT.
I TAKE. ATHEIST'S GRIP. AND SLICE IT. THROUGH THE CABLE. REPEATEDLY. I THEN. DRIVE A LARGE STAKE. THROUGH TT'S HEAD. IF DEAD. I RESPAWN INSTEAD. O_O mimes... I run through The Bleak with an anti-mime turret.
The Chaos Tendril wraps itself around Septavius the Ghost God and chokes the life undeath out of him.
I get out a notebook from Scribblenauts and make a pair of giant , invincible , mime-proof , claw clippers and cut all of the bleaks nails . I also accidently take off the blindfold I've been using while fighting the Bleak and deactivate my telepathic - sense drones ( to avoid looking at creepy mimes by letting you sense the area.) When I see it , I freak out and have a mental breakdown , Making me go insane and fire several corrupted rainbow sixer blasts , golden gun shots , undefined blasts , red supergiant versions of the sun, countless the revolutions ( version of Tnt from mod ) one winged angels , rouge angles of satin ( typo intended) , mullibooms , insta death spikes, Mary sues , well developed characters, grimores , d 6 's, exploding McGuffins, ninjas , endermen , ninja endermen , samurai , ninja ender men samuri, clones of variouss objects , alt- universe godmodders who are about to die and wanted to do one good thing , youtubers, ( internet trolls, trolls from homestuck , alt versions of the blank , clichés , tropes , lazors, lasors , creepers , zombies, pirates , pirat - ninja - zombie robots ,pirate ninja zombie robots , protagonists, antagonists , anti heroes , antivillans , defective BFG's , defective BFS's , alarm clocks, explodium, alt universe-notches , alt-universe Jebs , walls of text, all of the PG players , green suns, redsuns , blue suns , nyan cat, nyan suns , bedrock, bed-rick (random player) , all of the above with explodium in it, all of the above on steroids , alt- universe all of the above in super mode, zoidberg , cthulu , other eldritch abominations , master hand , crazy hand , the embodiment of cannon, the embodiment of fanon , and zoidberg in a tardis with 7000 magikarps and the most powerful legendary ,rare and infinity + 1 sword in the multiverse at the bleaks wings , and arms
I then use that wall of text to crush the bleaks legs.
6 tome pack : 8/10
mister stick figure : 9/10
I alchemize the corrupted rainbow sixer & revolver & laser light cannon & portal gun & Tetris block
Incidentally, Twin, while I do not support Slingshot's action, there was a regular entity with a kamikaze attack, my own MPV Anachronism. The kamimaze attack was a separate upgrade charge that was declared on the creation of the entity, but my point remains.
Edit; Sorry, should have specified, Minecraft's moon, where the Anachron has spent the entire game, not Earth's moon, where Anachron's presence would be a huge example of godmodding, OP-Scale-breaking, and attempted railroad-killing, as well as making no sense whatsoever, since getting it there in the first place would require several preliminary actions.
/null
Huh, I forgot that. Still, that was an entire separate charge, so that's justified.
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 11/15
Critical Strike 11/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 2/5
(Sorry about the multiple charges)
I take out my blades and swirl them. I then hit the cable with three lightning quick strikes, so fast, you can only see the sparks of the blade on the cable.
I preview (Concentrated Magic In a Jar >o< Altar) && Smash Ball and (Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar) && Smash Ball. Time to get myself another two ingredients for my uber-attack.
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 11/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 12/25
I raise a foul-looking staff, chanting words of invocation to the Powers in the Warp. A blast of Warp energy erupts from the upraised staff and strikes The Chopper, twisting his flesh into strange shapes. This is followed by a foul wind blowing onto him, infecting him with a quick-course disease that runs through him like a lightning bolt.
I rip a hole in the world and, reaching through, lend Erelye the Soul Wand. He appears to be the one who can use it to its true potential here, since he's fighting the mimes. I also place a spell on it that ensures it'll recall itself to me after The Bleak is defeated. Don't take this the wrong way, Erelye, but it is mine.
Concentrated Magic in a Jar >o< Altar = Orb of Magic (Level 2)
Orb of Magic && Smash Ball = Orb of the Curse (Level 10)
Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar = Orb of Foundation (Level 4)
Orb of Foundation >o< Altar = Orb of Origin (Level 10)
-15 / 15- CHANGED: Restraining Order -> EXECUTE. (Pokefan'd, +2)
-45 / 50- The Tophat (Amp'd, +2)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE=
...A bunch of police officers appear on the Elevator!
"HEY! YOU THERE!" The cops point at Proof. "THIS ELEVATOR HAS PLACED A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU! STOP TOUCHING THAT CABLE!" Suddenly, Proof finds that he is unable to attack the Elevator Cable for 2 turns! The Police Officers then proceed to barrel-roll off the elevator.
=ACTION=
I impale Chopper with the ARMISTYX in SPEAR SCYTHE MODE, then swtich the ARMISTYX to REFRIDGERATOR SCYTHE MODE, TRAIN SCYTHE MODE and then DEATH STAR SCYTHE MODE, all while it's still in Chopper's gut.
=COMMAND=
>Sawbuck: Finish off Chopper! If Chopper is gone, attack Proof.
ProofofconcepT cannot attack the Cable for two turns!
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 2/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program 4/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (9/9) COMPLETE, NO DESCRIPTION GIVEN
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Squeaker's Fury (1/11?)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (8/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (8/11)
Action
I grab the Loominarty 420 and prove the Bleak is Illuminati:
1) The Bleak. 2) Bleak. 3) Bleak rhymes with Byzantine Greek. 4) Byzantine. 5) Byzantine Musical Symbols. 6) Byzantine Musical Symbols has 23 letters. 7) Twenty-three. 8) Twenty-three rhymes with africanized honey bee. 9) Africanized honey bees are of the species Apis mellifera. 10) Apis mellifera has 13 letters. 11) Thirteen. 12) One and three. 13) What has one eye and three sides? 14) The center quarter of the All-Seeing Eye of God. 15) God. 16) Theism. 17) Atheism. 18) Fedoras. 19) The Fedora operating system. 20) Linux. 21) Communist Linux Penguin Army. 22) "Communist Linux Penguin Army" has 25 letters. 23) 25 is 24 more than 1. 24) 1. The Illuminati has one eye. 25) The Bleak is Illuminati confirmed.
I put that into the Loominarty 420 and fire on the Bleak's nails.
THE PITCHER'S POWER: A freaky combination of the inherent Billy Mays powers of The Billy Bazooka and the Vince Offer powers of the Remingchopper! Its rockets cause large explosions and are somehow extremely sharp, projecting the voices of Mays and Offer to its victims!
Remington 420 && Call of Duty Series && CoD Squeaker Essence = Shrek'd Prepubescence (Level 8: 1/9)
@Piono: Wilson already joined the IUPC. And, he has actually been promised 2 other ways off Godcraft because he's just that charming (Blue & Tazz). So he might not need the evacuation.
I use the Glitch Wrench in combination with the Potion supply to glitch a poison potion directly into the body of The Chopper. Weirdness occurs due to 2 things existing in the same place.
Commands:
- Alexiron: Chain of Water twice. +1 mana from mana spring, now on MANA: 2/8
Splash Potion of Temperature +1
Splash Potion of Charring +1
Splash Potion of Oblivion +1
Could I please get a description of these?
Wilson rests one final time, setting his stress back to 0. He's now finished one full cycle!
Wilson's eyes flicker back open. They used to be pitch black, like the backdrop of the stars themselves, but now they've returned to their normal lilac. Well, not "normal", but standard. He looks down at his charred fur in surprise. Woah, how did I sleep through that? That last... one trick I pulled off must have really... really drained me... I feel so... light... I'm not going to try that again for a little while...
The Glitch Wrench and the Potion Supply combine their powers, interacting with the Source Code of Reality to glitch a Potion of Poison directly into the Chopper! The Chopper fades into pixels for an instant, and then topples over as a singularity begins to form inside of his chest, tearing him apart! Reality quickly stabilizes, but the Chopper has taken 20,000 damage and is now poisoned!
Whoops. Here:
SPLASH POTION OF TEMPERATURE: A potion that, upon use, will cover the bodies of whatever is in its range in cuts that light on fire or freeze.
SPLASH POTION OF CHARRING: A potion that, upon use, will cover the bodies of whatever is in its range with cuts that light on fire and fill them with poison that prevents them from moving.
SPLASH POTION OF OBLIVION: A potion that, upon use, will coat whatever is in its range in the crimson flames of oblivion, robbing them of their life.
(Godmodder's Tower) When i am ready for the Final Battle, I sharpen my Blades and i am thinking of the Genesis Set (It will take about 250+/300+ Posts to fully obtain the set) then i give Wilson a Highly trained Medical Team to heal Wilson.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pokefan
Starry Mage's Action: I used Heal on the 2 Random Excelsior Players then i casts Super Heal on Wilson.
The Chaos Shard was charged, I think. Don't worry, as it progresses, it will grow weaker and weaker. The next stage only has 50,000 HP. /waitingforFINALBATTLEnull
Hey Twin, you forgot to give the name of the two Decads I just started. Piono, Lothyra is going to meet with Eric, but she already has evac (the Planet Express Ship). However, she will be willing to volunteer the Planet Express Ship for use as a transport.
+2 to Crystal
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Wilson Money: $2
From the Sidelines: 7/50
True WAAAAAAAGH: 16/20
Planet Express Ship 2.0: 11/11 Complete!
Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad: 2/11
Lothrya rolls the Electrified Decad at the Chopper. She also votes for the player's specials, then opens a communications channel with Leela.
The Planet Express Ship has been fixed.
It's about time too!
Thanks to the dynamics of Hammerspace inventories, you should have access to it as well.
Now, for a joke alchemy...
Lothyra alchemizes iAntipistolet & Computer & Name Tag = iBoomstick.
iBOOMSTICK: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is iBoomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled antimatter shotgun. Lothyra's top of the line. You can't find this anywhere but in GodCraft. That's right, this sweet baby was made in the Alchemiter Cave. It's got a Nanogel stock, black steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop Alchemiter. You got that?
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP 2.0: The new and improved model of the original Planet Express Ship. It is now reinforced with dull-diamondium, and possesses a powerful turret and an anti-turbocharger.
1-8-6-6-1-7-2-4-10-4
An army of light bulbs surrounds the Chopper and turns on, their electricity surging through the air and electrocuting the Chopper, who takes 7,000 damage!
Battlefield: I heal Wilson with Healing Blues
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $240
Mindscape: Ignore the memories, look around for anything else of interest
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 9/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 9/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 9/11
+8,000 HP to Wilson!
There doesn't appear to be anything else in the temple.
((Okay, to everyone interested in joining the IUPC but not the evac, you won't be able to join in on the conversation about joining, because that's going to be happening in the TARDIS. Just a warning. I'm not going to do that conversation early though, because events might change. It will be happening during the epilogue, so some of you might manage to catch up to the TARDIS before the talk happens. It doesn't mean you WILL be joining the IUPC. Think of it as a group job interview.
@Insert, does that mean that Tempo's going to take the evac out, but leave without being dropped off, or that he's going to stay just long enough to go to the meeting to see what its about and then leave?
@crystal: the IUPC is Eric attempting to restart the organization of the same name that previously got wiped off the timeline. Its goal is to act sort of as an inter-universal police force. Sort of. At the point where the multiverse is, its basically going to be trying to do all the good it can, rescuing innocents, protecting who it can, that sort of stuff. Its basically an organization for goodguys at a multiversal level.
My list of people who want to join the IUPC (who haven't already) or at least want to be at the short conference is: net, Blue, Lothrya and tazz.
List of people who want evac is (possibly) Blue, and Maniac.))
Hank gives Wilson a potion of health.
You okay Wilson? That looked like it took a lot out of you.
Meanwhile, moving at high speed directly towards the tower, having already picked up the crew of the Preston Cole and everybody else in Godcraft who needed a ride out...
Eric, Sanford, Deimos and Astria are having a hard time piloting the TARDIS.
Wrong switch Deimos!
The Tardis lurches again, slamming into another mountain.
D'arvit Deimos! Its a good thing that people don't feel the TARDIS slamming into things in the far interior, or we'd have quite the angry mob...
How long until the Ponds get back up here?
I have no clue.
No, no it's not. Nothing's happening during Act 5. Act 5 is going to be one massive storypost I'm making, and then that's it. The game is over. Any roleplays any of you want tied up MUST be done by the End of Act 4 AT MOST. Really, they should be done by the end of this Trial.
"Sentry going up- Sentry going up- Sentry going up- Sentry go- Sentry g- Sentry- Sent- Sent- etc because I sure as balls ain't saying all of those sentry going ups."
Poorly Built Disposable Mini-Sentry Army: 1/1 (X9000)
"Just in case there's a thing that needs to be shot by 9000 mini-sentries."
Battlefield: I use the potion globedropper to drop 10 potions of nectar on Wilson
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $242
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 10/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 10/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 10/11
I'm going to leave without getting dropped off, probably after the meeting.
I casually create Brain Ghost Becquerel, then send him after the Chaos Tendril.
Hearing of a trial taking place, I take the role of judge and declare Proof unequivocally guilty of attacking the cable and legalize the restraining order. He attempts to blame it on a cactus, but I sentence the cactus to oblivion before he can point to it, citing several statements made with intent to harm the Elevator Cable.
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 3/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program 5/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
5,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril!
BRONZE PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that has all the psionic powers of bronze-blooded trolls, allowing them to commune with wildlife.
Yes, its a souped up version of the TARDIS from Dr. Who. In addition to being able to move through space-time continuums without trouble, there is in fact a working transporter onboard.
Everyone's going to have the opportunity to board the TARDIS, whether they've cleared it with me or not, and Eric will happily offload people to where they want to go, just so long as it won't put the TARDIS or the other people inside of it in danger.
Turn 2/3
Happiness Essence && Colorful Essence && April Fools 2015 Essence && Wands = Colorful Wands 9/11
Paradox's Wand >Fine = Fenestrated Wand 6/8
Magic Room Blueprints -c Ea Mechanism x4 -c Ultracircle -c Thaumonomitron x2 -c Magical Apparati = Thaumic Hub 4/4 COMPLETE!
I examine the Thaumic Hub, before alchemizing The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Hologramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints.
I also preview Orb of Calm || Diamond-Tipped Wand and Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive.
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 12/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 13/25
I use Thaumic Might Lv. 1 on The Chopper.
THAUMIC HUB: A large room that has four Ea Mechanisms, two Thaumonomitrons, an Ultracircle, and several Magical Apparati within. The place is like a stronghold for magical gear!
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Homogramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints = Pilot's Hub (1/4)
Orb of Calm || Diamond-Tipped Wand = Orb of Direction (Level 4)
Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover (Level 10)
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => THAUMIC MIGHT
You take out one wand of your collection, needed to access the plentiful spells of thaumaturgy! You mentally go through the spells you know and decide on one that channels the thaumic aspects! You raise your wand as you make the symbols of the six primary aspects of the world appear, Ignis, Aqua, Terra, Aer, Perditio, and Ordo. Said symbols materialize in a hexagonal formation around the Chopper and fire pure thaumic might at him, dealing 8,000 damage!
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 17/50
I am dodging the attacks from Remilia Scarlet then the Red moon appears then turns into a bat that used Red Magic. (Weaker version of Scarlet Gensokyo) 44/50 (Summoning Fl__dre Sca___t.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 44/50
Spider Eyes OOO Poison Potion = Potion of Disease 2/2! (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 13 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +5 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 4/11)
Aries Pin && Psionic Program = ???? Psionic Program 1/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-10, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-24, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Pricey placeholder found :mspa:
MOLTEN GOLD: A drop of liquid that is somehow a mix of the deepest sorrows of reality and the unbridled energy of creation. The two combine to create something frighteningly beautiful, something whose qualities are undefinable. It has power over creation and oblivion.
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater (Level 9: 1/10)
You can't target the Wings!
Aries Pin && Psionic Program = Rust Psionic Program (Level 4: 1/5)
Final battle? Hah. The Eclipse approaches. WKHB are coming. Well, they have already come.
I recover from my seizure. I've probably been mentally scarred for the rest of my life, involuntarily. However, if you thought that accidentally setting the harbingers of the apocalypse loose upon all of reality is going to stop my search for knowledge, you were wrong. Scientia supra omnes. Anyhow, I receive the Soul Wand. I know you can hear this, Crystal. I don't intend to utilize it beyond the objective at hand. It is yours, and I greatly appreciate your giving it to me, though I don't know if my words accurately convey this. Well, then. We shall see if this weapon can kill mimes. I turn to The Bleak, my eye twitching slightly as I glance over at it. I immediately point the Soul Wand at The Bleak. All sound within the tower begins to fade away, dampened by the power of silence. Slowly, I extend my will, testing the capabilities of my loaned wand. Within moments, the millions of players outside the tower grow silent themselves, unable to utter an audible word in any way whatsoever, or to even type a phrase into chat at all. The air begins to vibrate inaudibly around the Soul Wand, pulsating with naught. Naught but the essence of silence itself, infused with the souls of four-shadowed mimes, designed to slay mimes. I flourish the Soul Wand, and... something appears to move across the general area. However, it cannot directly be seen. It is almost as if it were moving by slowing the vibrations of the air around it, to the brink of nonexistence. The unknowable silence arcs through the air, pounding into the ribcage of The Bleak, attempting to shatter it entirely. However, it does not make a sound. Nothing makes a sound. It seems as if everything is slowing to a standstill, yet still running, as if one were in water. Nothing, yet everything, hidden just within the fog of silence and shadows. Just within your field of vision, yet too far to perceive the source. With a flick of the Soul Wand, hundreds of mime souls appear around The Bleak. I twitch slightly, and take a singular step forwards, flicking the Soul Wand. Suddenly, the mine souls begin screaming like complete and utter maniacs. Nay, beyond that. Yet, nobody can hear the screams. There is only silence. I watch, a mixture of involuntary emotions, and pure stoicism upon my face. Conflicting. The mime souls continue to scream, or pretend to, perhaps. As they do so, the edges of their limbs begin to wither, slowly sinking into their bodies, revealing their ribcages, and their bones in general. Skin begins to flake off of the bodies of the souls, floating to the ground, despite being souls, and not having corporeal bodies, or at least not appearing to. The mime souls' epidermis slowly begins to flake off, and float to the ground, wherein it remains. Blood begins to flow freely from the pores of the mime souls, as they shriek and scream, yet do not at the same time. The mime souls' dermises begin to crack and dry, forming what appears to be a logical pattern of interconnecting cracks and flakes of the outer skin still half-stuck to the body, speckled with blood. Or perhaps I'm just going insane. I don't know anymore. I wave the Soul Wand, and the silently screaming mime souls undergo a dramatic transformation. Their dermises begin to peel of in chunks and layers, falling to the floor in a manner akin to shedding feathers, lined with hunks of body fat. The mime souls, with their steadily thinning fingers, begin to tear at their own faces as one. It is some sort of jovial dance, filled with a combination of silence and happiness. Some of the mime souls actually pull off hunks and shreds of whatever flesh and muscle is remaining on their faces, holding them in their hands, the back halves stained red, showing the skull, and bits of the jaw. The mime souls continue to dance about, miming certain motions, and edging closer and closer to The Bleak. Within a moment or two, a few of the mime souls nudge their ways to the front of the manifold crowd around The Bleak. The mime souls around them appear to mindlessly part away, forming a clearing wherein the few who came forth could act. These mime souls begin to dance and mime actions. The pure silence of the moment seems to assault The Bleak, steadily increasing the effect the arcing silence has on the ribcage. The mimes continue to dance, in a pattern. What? Don't you see it? It is obvious that this is a pattern. A cosmic constant, wherein one could notice a pattern in the universe. No, I'm not insane. The mime souls begin to evaporate, heading back into the Soul Wand, bombarding The Bleak with pure silence as they do so. I lower the Soul Wand. The fragments of skin, blood, and muscle remain on the floor, strangely. Are they not part of the souls?
~
I suddenly draw a set of scales composed almost exclusively of milky-white crystal from my alchemical bag, staring expressionlessly at the Chaos Tendril. This thing does not deserve to continue existing, in my opinion. Then again, I may be somewhat biased, given my position. I let go of the scale, watching the chains (composed of the same milky-white crystal) swing slightly. Let us hope that my proficiency this art will serve to be enough. I have not attempted to wield such a device before, nor do I think I will again, for quite some time. I mutter several phrases to myself, all of which appear to be far derived from eldritch jabbering. It appears to be more of an undertone of insanity, rather than my usual, far more effective, might I add, rugose mutterings. Regardless, I turn to gaze upon the scales. In a burst of arcane flame, a singular sheet of paper, text handwritten in violet ink, with apparent energy being emitted rather loosely from the words themselves, appears on one end of the scale, pulsating with a sense of arcane law. The energy flowing forth from the words themselves slowly fades. On the other end of the scale, however, nothing appears. Suddenly, a sense of pure, unadulterated chaos comes from the direction of the other end of the scale, bursts of Perditio essentia ripping through the fabric of spacetime itself. I attempt to contain this fragment of the Chaos Tendril's animative force to a point within the actual bounds of the device in question. Teal energy begins to flow through the scale itself, the milky-white crystal emitting copious amounts of teal energies. I watch the scale. Suddenly, symbols flash around the scale's main beam, from a sort of fish eating a circle, to an odd marking nobody around can place, to a phi, to the symbol of Libra. Upon reaching the mark of Libra, the scale immediately begins pulsating blinding amounts of teal light. The Libra symbol slowly fades into the image of naught but a literal void, which briefly flashes with the image of a crossed-out eye, before vanishing. Pure arcane energies of a caliber I have not seen for quite some time tear into the very essence of the Chaos Tendril, rending its very existence with order, law, stability, and Mind. Copious amounts of amethyst energy flow from the words on the paper weighing down the other end of the scale (surprisingly, the sheet of paper appears to weigh an absurd amount, likely due to its magical impact on reality), growing continually more and more intense by the moment. Slowly, the end of the scale with the sheet of paper upon it begins to rise, as the Chaos Tendril is obliterated by the essence of reality, order, and Nihil Parva itself. The Tendril shudders with pure elder light for several moments, before it spontaneously combusts into a monolithic fireball of unadulterated entropic energies slowly being annihilated by vaporous Ordo essentia, which appears to have been emitted by the scale. The sheet of paper abruptly ceases emitting amethyst light, the ink appearing to become somewhat latent in regards to potency. Suddenly, the paper bursts into flames, and is destroyed, taking the representation of the animative energy with it. I take the scale, whose crystal appears to be purely milky-white once more, and place it within my alchemical bag once more, as gaseous Ordo pours from the Chaos Tendril's form.
I supercharge Erelys hazel wand. I know this is vague , but that means he can choose how the supercharge works and plays out , I also do this to Engine ninjas favorite weapon of choice. I then shoot the PG factions with the golden gun , which has morphed into a golden revolver. I then reroll several PG entities with the modded d 1000 . The modded D 100 rerolls entities into items related to it.
corrupted rainbow sixer : 6/7
6 tome pack : 650
mister stick figure : 7/10
Okay, you supercharge the Hazel Wand and one of engie's weapons! Both get to choose what said supercharge does, as long as it isn't overpowered and it only lasts for one action.
Battlefield: I heal Wilson with Gib Eclispe
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x13, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $244
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 11/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 11/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 11/11
+12,000 HP to Wilson!
SONIC'S SNEAKERS: GOTTA GO FAST, GOTTA GO FAST, GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER FASTER FASTER! MOVIN' AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, QUICKEST HEDGEHOG AROUND, GOT OURSELVES A SITUATION, STUCK IN A NEW LOCATION, WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION, NO TIME FOR RELAXATION! DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T BLINK, DON'T THINK, JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GO-GO!
THE THOUGHTPORTER: An insta-teleporter forged from the metal of Ultramarine. The user can input the co-ordinates to any place and head there, or he can bypass that and think about a location, instantly teleporting there thanks to the mind-reading device built in to the teleporter.
WIKI CUEBALL: A magic cueball that has all the information on everything, just like Wikipedia. Completely factual and honest, because there's no way anyone would put false information on an encyclopedia that anyone could edit, right?
A moment later, I swiftly raise the Soul Wand once more. The silence remains from earlier. It never left, after all. There is always silence, whether it be in reality, or within the darkest corners of your minds. The corners you never expected anything to inhabit, the corners you never expected would have an effect of the rest of reality. Slowly, particles of mist congregate around the Soul Wand, utterly still as I continue my rant. As I was saying, for all we know, this is ALL in our minds. Perhaps this is the insane death-dream of some random fellow we have never and will never meet on a planet in a universe contained within a reality far beyond ours, and we are all characters in his or her story of acceptance of demise. Perhaps my well-tested theories and knowledge are all just within my mind. Perhaps all the bounds of thaumic realities and planes which I have experimented with for well over three of you human years are all within my head, and I am merely insane. That makes them no less real, does it? Should it? This universe could be a hologram, and this reality an illusion wrought by the death-dreams of madmen far away from here, but that does not make them any less real. What's in your head and what's in reality aren't necessarily two different things. For example, my thoughts at the current moment could be represented by a cloud of mist. Who's to say that they aren't real, just because it's in my head? Suddenly, the wisps of mist around the Soul Wand grow to a massive cloud encompassing both the wand and my entire body, with no sudden increase of energy. See? What's real, what's fake, and what's hypothetical aren't all concrete things. I could say that the mist representing my current thoughts is specifically designed to kill mimes, and I would be right. Is there anybody to say that it is not a real thing in reality and not merely a crazed hypothetical situation that one would ordinarily call fake? The souls of innumerable mimes suddenly appear within the cloud of mist, both in and out of it, seeming to both fit in the space of the cloud, and not fit. No, I don't think there is. For all we know, the very firing of a neuron in my brain has just generated an alternate universe wherein that neuron's informational content is a reality, full of people, animals, life, and civilization, all far derived from my meager thoughts and worthless emotions. Perhaps my own life is an illusion wrought by a being at the end of it, facing retribution. Who is to say that it is not? You cannot truly prove that it is not, because you don't know what will occur in my far future, and neither do I. Most of the time, that is. There is no reason that this stream of 'hypothetical' (a word I have now essentially stated has no meaning) nonsense cannot slay mimes. There is no reason that it could not take the form of a cloud of sharpened mist, powerful enough to puncture a lung, or shatter a solid titanium wall. The cloud of mist around the Soul Wand becomes slightly more angular, and edged, still holding the mime souls within, and not, at the same time. I think I had some sort of revelation during those two and three quarters days without sleep. But, perhaps I've just imagined this. Or, perhaps not. My skin slowly begins to peel off, and my organs begin to wither, and collapse, spurting out blood randomly on the floor. But now. NOW, I know what this is. I know that this reality is both an illusion and real. I know that our minds are not safe. They were never safe, continually giving form to primal horrors designed by sapient emotion. What little muscle, body fat, organ pulps, blood, and flesh remain of my body begin to dissolve into dust. But now. NOW, I have realized something. I now know. I realize that this is all in my head, and that it isn't actually happening. I blink several times, shaking my head once or twice, before pointing the Soul Wand at The Bleak. Without even looking, monolithic pure clouds of mist, sharp enough to slice titanium, burst from the wand, arcing towards The Bleak, and colliding with it. If everything were not silent, one would hear a sickening crunch as the mist tears through the ribcage of the beast, surprisingly easily. It is almost as if they were energized with something more than mere mime souls... odd. I don't know. However, I do have a migraine. I lower the Soul Wand, not looking at The Bleak absentmindedly.
~
Afterwards, I continue to watch the Chaos Tendril. At the current moment, I would highly suggest getting rid of the thing. While I doubt entities will be of any use against Richard as much as I doubt they will be to Them, it might be beneficial to keep as many active as possible, and having this centerpiece of entropy here will not prove to be very helpful, if at all. As such, I pull out some sort of age-weathered tome, one which I happen to have been seen with before, reading through the pages carefully, and muttering something to myself once, before pulling out some sort of illumination device projecting pure black light, and reading further. I turn the illumination device off, slipping it away, before carefully hiding the book. This thing is worth more than both my life, and that of countless others. But, I've got to keep it in my possession, at least until I give it back to its rightful owner at a time temporally analogous to a nanosecond after I stole it. Big things are coming. You can't stop me. Or, at least, you cannot stop me, yet. I do not know whether or not you will, eventually, but it would be prudent to say that you cannot, at the current moment. Hah. Anyhow, I stride nonchalantly, stopping before the Chaos Tendril, staring at it, the cracked goggles upon my forehead glinting slightly in the entropic light. I begin to speak, silently making precise gesticulations.
Cuivayára hautuva orostalda.
Without as much as another moment, hundreds of thousands of oily, slimy, smooth, pure black eldritch tentacles dive through the fabric of spacetime, emitting waves of esoteric creation, weaving about the Chaos Tendril, immobilizing it completely and utterly. Slowly, amethyst psionic energy digs into the Tendril as it is immobilized by the thousands of seemingly inescapable tendrils of eldritch might, searing it's very existence with pure, unadulterated, psionic power, of the kind commonly found in optic blasts. The tentacles slowly force the Chaos Tendril further to the ground. I wait, watching the Tendril and the effects of my spell as I do so. After several minutes, I speak once more, recalling from memory something within the tome I was reading mere minutes beforehand.
Oculum ita coarctat. Oculus occidit.
Immediately, visions obscure the vision of all nearby, flashing between different scenes of varying content. An eye, robed men, a hooded man with a void-stained blade, a strange device, and a pillar. Slowly, the Chaos Tendril begins to crumble with the weight of these visions, spewing forth the essence of entropy itself, denoting its clandestine destruction. Elder magics tear at the essence of the Chaos Tendril, annihilating it completely and utterly, pure death radiating from the Tendril itself as it falls. I telekinetically crush the Tendril into a sphere, and proceed to teleport it into the depths of the Void, where it will never be seen again, especially by the eyes of players, and the nigh-inescapable sight of the Green Man. I know you're watching. You're always watching. This is the part where I shout girzmtov, and make a particular gesture above my eye. Hah.
VIS' AMULET: An amulet that provides runic shielding, obscurity from most sources, and storage of a large amount of Vis.
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Hologramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints 2/4
I preview (Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore) && The Think Tank. I also preview the result of that && Guardmetal Plating. I think I'll start making myself a more fighter-like ship, to contrast my burgeoning cruiser-type voidship.
+1 to Gutza, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 16/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 19/25 (+6 from Gutza total this turn, distributed equally among both)
Following up on my last post, I use Thaumic Might Lv. 2: Thaumic Tome on The Chopper.
You decide just your wand isn't enough, and take out the Thauminomicon, a trusty tome that is invaluable to any thaumaturge. It contains a great deal of knowledge on thamaturgy, shedding light on many subjects. You flip through its pages and see a compendium of a great deal of other thaumic aspects that can be gained by combining the prime aspects, and then said aspects with other aspects. You cast them and have them fire their pure energies at the Chopper, who can't handle the elemental onslaught! 10,000 damage!
Without skipping a singular beat after my previous assault, despite sustaining a major migraine, I flick the Soul Wand in as remarkably clandestine a manner as possible. Slowly, shapes rise up from the ground. The souls of mimes. Innumerable mime souls of indeterminate origin. They ascend, staring at The Bleak, a grin upon their faces. They begin to form a crowd, manifold mime souls circling The Bleak many times over. Well over twenty times around. The mime souls all continue to grin, staring at The Bleak. I flick the Soul Wand. Within an instant, the innumerable mime souls all turn their heads to face me, some forcing their necks one hundred eighty degrees around, their spines visibly twisting. However, no cracks resound over the seemingly intrinsic silence. Nothing resounds above silence. My migraine steadily grows in strength, until I feel as if my head is literally splitting at the seams, crumbling into a void of pure energy. All color begins to fade from the entirety of the tower, and every fraction of a nanometer beyond. Everything begins to slow. The movements of the mime souls slowly cease, even the thoughts of all around me. I stare, watching with this horrendous, incredibly painful migraine, holding the Soul Wand. Slowly, my eyes begin to glow pure amethyst energy, rather odd, seeing as all else is a monotonous gray, save my body, and that of The Bleak. I glance upwards, and amethyst light flows from my form, until I collapse to the floor, all other things (save the movement of The Bleak) completely still. And yet, I stand. I glance downwards, and see my body, upon the floor beneath me. I look at my actual, literal body, as in the one I am currently inhabiting, and see something rather interesting. I appear to be composed entirely of varying shades of violet energy that look akin to a monochromatic version of my regular visage. I begin to float through the air, this time of my own volition, the splitting migraine still present. Two singular sentences echo throughout my mind, or perhaps pure energy. I do not know anymore. "You can't stop me. I'm a being of pure energy with no weakness." Hah. With that, I lunge through the air towards The Bleak, making no sound in this land of silence. The Soul Wand in the hand of my body, still upon the floor, motionless, begins to twitch. Waves of pure silence sterilize all sound in the area, tearing into the ribcage of The Bleak with unusual efficiency. The shadows at the corners of the room begin to shift and move malevolently. Floating towards my body once more, I notice something. The body that I usually inhabit is laughing profusely, though no sound is coming out. This is extremely startling, considering it should be frozen in time like everything else. I wave my hands over the closed eyes of my laughing body, the Soul Wand firing bursts of imperceivable mist and pure silence, unseen silence, at The Bleak, tearing into its form rather easily. The mime souls all remain still, though I could swear I saw one of them blink just now. I attempt to shake my unconscious(?) body, but am met with a rather disturbing wall. My hands merely pass through the shoulders as I attempt to grab them. My body seems to silently laugh even harder at this. Out of the corner of my eye (if it can even be considered an actual eye, seeing as I am currently a being of pure energy), I see something move. Turning around, I see only the crowd of mime souls, staring at me. Or, perhaps they are staring at the body, or where I was before I entered this... realm. I don't know. What is this? The Soul Wand rolls out of the hand of my body, and onto the floor. Slowly, the body begins to rise, rather jerkily. What? I'm not in control. The body jerkily ascends, slouching slightly, it's eyes closed, grinning at me with a horrific smile. I stare at it. The eyes of the body slowly open, staring directly at me. They are not my eyes. They are tinted slightly yellow, and have naught but slits for pupils. The laughter of the body actually begins to make sound in this realm of eternity, piercing through the veil of silence, somehow. The laughter is not mine. It is that of another. I attempt to scream, or shout. Anything. Alas, the words make no sound. I can do nothing to stop this. I attempt to draw the Hazel Wand, but my hand passes through the entirety of my ghostly form. Once again, I attempt to scream, shout, anything. Nothing pierces the silence, save the laughter of my body, grinning at me with those eyes. Suddenly, everything goes black. After a few moments, I open my eyes once more. I am upon the floor, holding the Soul Wand rather tightly. I stand, rather slowly. Everything seems to be moving at a normal pace. I look at myself, only to see that I am indeed in my actual body. I do not let up my expression of stoicism. In fact, I would say that nobody knows what occurred at all, seeing as my mind is literally impenetrable, and is nigh-impossible to read or enter, unless you are a being of Bill's skill. The pure silence of the mime souls begins to tear into The Bleak, mist forming around its form within moments, and cleaving into its body silently. The mime souls slowly begin to disappear. They are all grinning at me, staring, regardless of their positions. I lower the Soul Wand. Strangely, The Bleak appears to have suffered large amounts of damage between when I summoned the mime souls, and when I opened my eyes. Odd. I will have to look into this.
~
I draw the Golden Sunsticks. I immediately draw something from my inventory, appearing to either hiss or growl under my breath as it touches my hands. This stuff is extremely volatile. Well, that, and I can sense something. Regardless, I toss it on the floor, and watch it shatter into fragments. It is, of course, a shard of frozen sunlight, drenched in pure Tempestas essentia to keep it from burning through both my inventory, and my physical body. Obscure the sun with a storm, and have your safety, I say. Hah. Anyhow, rays of obscured sunlight, wisps of thick clouds, and Gaseous Tenebrae fill the area as the frozen light shatters. The rays of light are instantly consumed by the Golden Sunsticks. Good. This means that the minor magicians who utilize light as a medium of sight cannot watch me. That would be particularly problematic. Granted, the Order of the Golden Sun is probably going to try and assassinate me for my crimes against photons. Light-infused street magicians are idiotic fools. By light, I do not mean the aspect, of course. THAT is reserved for those who play The Game. Anyhow, I make several forced gestures with the twin rods, and smash a vial of Sano essentia against the ground. The combination of the healing magics and the liquid catalyst works extremely well, healing my wounds in moments. The actual healing spell comes with the unwanted result of transforming the Sano into corrosive acid, but that is of no consequence. Nobody is standing in it. Let me rephrase that. None of my allies are standing in it. Hah.
I lower the Golden Sunsticks, hiding them away in my inventory. I immediately draw a far more effective healing reagent (in my opinion) from my inky black alchemical bag, examining it carefully. I say it is more effective because it is both more expensive, more powerful, and far better in general. Alchemical means are far better than dealing with crystalline photons, in my opinion. But, that's probably just because I dislike things that scald my flesh, and serve as a gateway for others to look at me. I hold the cylindrical vial of Ghast tears up to my eyes, peering into the depths of the vial with a calculating gaze. Some of the finest. I pull the cork from the vial, upturning it as I do so. The Ghast tears begin to spill to the floor. However, I slow them telekinetically before they hit the ground, forcing them to levitate before me. I empty the vial, and vaporize both it and the cork with a thought, forcing the vapors down the lungs of the nearest opponent who actually has such a pair of organs. I channel pure Vis through the floating cloud of Ghast tears, making several inclinations with my hands as I infuse the Ghast tears. Ordinarily, the creation of infused Ghast tears would require an Infusion Altar. However, I am quite capable of augmenting them myself. They just won't be as effective. Regardless, I have neither the time, nor the need to make actual infused tears efficiently. A pale lime light swirls around the Ghast tears in the air. They suddenly explode, shockwaves of light blue tearing through space and time. I channel the necromantic energy of their destruction to apply the Regeneration buff to the player with the least health on Team Excelsior, for however long you deem fit, Twin.
I start throwing potatoes at the Bleak. Why? ...idk
Also, I read the OP about battle techniques and stuff...when are those available?
3,000 damage to the Ribcage!
They become available as you deal damage. You can check in the "The Echeladder" section of the OP to see how damage you've dealt and what Special Attacks you have. It isn't fully up to date though...
I fire off my final Spoil of War, the magma multiplier, at The Chopper. And to be at least slightly creative, I harden any magma left over to become a shield for the cable.
Commands:
- Alexiron: Chain of Water twice. +1 mana from mana spring, now on MANA: 2/8
Splash Potion of Temperature +1
Splash Potion of Charring +1
Splash Potion of Oblivion +1
All again
Updated RP for an updated situation! Technically, Wilson still just rests though.
Oh, thank you Hank. Let me also... get something of my own. He rummages around in his ender pouch before pulling out a potion of moonlight. He sets it down and pulls the cork out before drinking it all.
That's a little better. Wait, where are... those... ... the... cat thing... and raptor... ... oh... they... they're gone aren't they? Of course... it was naive to think anything else. I'll end up the same way if I'm not careful... ... Forlornly, he follows the group up to the throne room. Emotion now on sadness.
Wilson watches the Godmodder's monolog quietly from behind a pillar. Whispering to no body in particular,
I... I remember when I had my first... encounter with you... Before I had this enchantment on me... I was standing for peace, and you said that me standing for peace made you my enemy... I guess you were right. This is my final stand for peace. So... I'm sorry this couldn't have ended in a better way... may our ideals clash and have the strongest will win out. So let us fight till the bitter en- what? ew... gross...
Witnessing the horrific transformation, Wilson turns away and gags. Hurk... geh... ... hah... Well... this is certainly not the time to be squeamish... ugh... This isn't the most horrifying thing I've seen... but it might be the third... It would be the first if I wasn't at least a little battle hardened... Emotion now on Fear, quarter way to Terror.
Crossover Attack!! 11/50 (+1 from... Pricey? I think?)
Death Incarnate 10/40
...really? 10/20
+2 to Pricey12345
Konami Code Compendium 1/???
Pokefan: Looks like the others have reached the top. I sense a powerful presence there. It's so powerful, it might even be able to stop them. I hope they can work through this. I want... No, I need them to come out on top, so we can all...
DESTROY THE GODMODDER!
The title then literally drops on the chopper, crushing it. Hi, TV Tropes!
I throw the ULTIMATE UMBRA into the air, and it starts absorbing the souls of all the entities who have died. Eventually, it starts growing. After a few minutes, it's bigger than the tower itself. I then hold my hand in the air, and point at THE BLEAK. ULTIMATE UMBRA does one slicing motion, just in front of THE BLEAK'S RIBCAGE. ULTIMATE UMBRA shrinks back to it's normal size. As everyone wonders what's going on, I snap my fingers...
"When I say go, fractive blasts! Get the wings, they heal!"
"Go!"
The 53 time-displaced mes (including original me) unleash 53 blasts of fractive energy at the Wings, fraying them into stumps and tatters while attempting to break their "healing power" portion away. Any escaping mimes are summarily zillied to death. We then pull out 53 Spiral Suckers and bash as many Nails as possible, breaking them off.
We carry on the Zillybarrage by pulling out our 53 copies of Ultimatum, loading them with Spiral Suckers, and opening fire. "EAT SUGAR AND LOSE YOUR THEME ALREADY!" If the Bleak goes Zilly, it is blasted with fractive energy to break the link between the Zilly theme and Zilly powers, leaving it terribly unthematic and thus less damaging overall.
You can't target the Wings! 3,000 damage to the Nails!
I fire thousands of blasts from the now completed corrupted rainbow sixer at the bleaks wings , glitching them and making them have random debuffs and weak curses. I then fire 4 sets of 4 lazors . Each are unblockable in every way and have to damage the target , but deals very low damage. Alone that is , however , the lazors deal 4 times the set and times the individual lazor , dealing damage to every bleak part except the core. the 4 sets expand to 40 sets of lazors , with each set dealing 4 times the damage per single lazor. I then use a giant anti- bleak chainsaw to rip the creature back into single mimes . I also shove versions of the tumor from homestuck in to it on a molecular level (and make sure that even if the chainsaw attack failed this attack happens ) and use it to destroy the bleak. Their is 1 tumor per cell in the mime- creatures anatomy , which creates quintillions of green suns, which I use to power my sixer or golden gun and decimate the creepers , spiders , and other mobs in the PG hoard. Simultaneously I create a robot clone of myself to obliterate the army by using good ol ' fisticuffs combined with the buffs of thousand s and thousands of strength potions and Notch apples , combined with cosmic gauntlets. For every time I said "lazor" in the attack add it's power by two. If one attack in this combo fails , I shall move to the next . if the corrupted rainbow sixer cannot be used yet then count it as me using the undefined blaster and golden gun at once.
Corrupted rainbow sixer : finished !
6 - tome pack : 7/ 50
CORRUPTED RAINBOW SIXER: A multicolored pistol imbued with the essence of Nyan Cat. It is heavily corrupted and plagued by const0(%&$*@$/litches.
My Action: I notice that The Bleak does not have immunity to mind control, and use my ability to mind control eldritch abominations (such as SCP-2317) to mind-control it and make it turn on the godmodder, forcing the godmodder to defend himself. If that fails, I telekinetically rip a nail off.
Crusher48: "So, this was a one-turn summon. According to your rules, one-turn summon = mind controlled. Just following your rules."
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind decides to harvest the godmodder's desire to always have an ACN turret to force-teraport a few hundred to Andromeda, creating a very effective diversion (both for the godmodder and for the Dark Matter things).
SCP-2317 Action: I make a new body for myself (I hate being stuck in Crusher48's head!), then summon the Nazis to attack The Bleak because French always lose against Germans. Oh, and whoever was arguing that I was not powerful enough to cast the Curse of Railroading should shut up, because I am so powerful that BLOWING UP THIS PLANET would be easy for me, as would casting the Curse of Godmodder Dies Instantly With No Save. Be glad I like toying with my prey before destroying it.
No one has the power to mind-control PG enemies to their sides! The Godmodder's mind control rules don't work very well in reverse... 3,000 damage to a Nail!
The Godmodder makes all the ACN Turrets go into quantum flux, existing nowhere and everywhere at the same time! The Fleetmind can't get a lock on the ACN Turrets' positions as a result and fail to do anything to them! Chuck Norris is similarly affected, and remains in his eternal war with the ACN Turret.
4,000 damage to a Nail! Nothing overpowers the OP Scale. Remember that.
Golden (43/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Crystal (one was last turn), +4 from Erelye (another from last turn), +2 from Ire)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 6/7)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 10/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 11/11) Full set at last!
I've been (figuratively) sitting on a Mini-Red Sun and I've not been using it, as well as 25 points of store credit for Generic's place. Neither of these things will be true for any longer. Generic, I have exactly two more things for you, as below.
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = ??? (Level ?: 1/?).
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = ??? (Level ?: 1/?).
Meanwhile, I'll do this: Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = ??? (Level ?: 1/?).
I'm really happy about how the Moorblade 2.0 came out. Also, it might get MORE upgrades in the form of more alchemies, but they will likely just be placed in without charge for sake of sanity. Or placed in with low charge. Depends on what Twin'll let me get away with/what's cool by him. This game's gonna end soon anyways, so aside from the Energy Shield it won't amount to much, really.
Now this Bleak fellow, HE looks like a piece of work. But I for one do NOT welcome our supposed Mime Overlord. I pull out the Moorblade 2.0 from my Inventory for a brief moment and hop in. I quickly get working on it, first whirring up the Laser Nerfers for some continuous fire (which, if it does cause such a status effect, makes the Nerfed Status effect on the Nails). I know better than to use Oblivion Majjyks in this instance. He'd eat it up like candy and heal. The Phantascoria's Frenzy (which also doesn't use Oblivion Majjyks) charges up while I deftly dodge any attacks laid on me with the HUD Cockpit's nifty features and keep the turrets locked onto one of Bleak's Nails. Eventually, Phantascoria's Frenzy hits full charge and I let 'er rip on the locked-on nail, blowing it to smithereens with the power of a Level 35 Alchemy. I then whip the Moorblade back into my Inventory by the power of Shenanigans and fire at Bleak's Nails with pure bolts of Creation Majjyks via Mythos (in Creation Mode), which should be a natural anathema for Bleak giving his current state.
If any of the Nails are destoryed at this point and don't dissapear/won't kill me/aren't made entirely of Mimes, I CAUTIOUSLY pick up and inspect Bleak's Nail Shard, as well as level.
NULLUS CIMEX: A piece of clothing that is imbued with the sheer and unbridled essence of bug spray itself, dealing massive damage to all insects in the area, even vaguely insect-like creatures. Seriously this thing's insane, you'll never have to worry about mosquito bites or bee stings again. Also it smells nice too.
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields (Level 10)
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Door (Level 10)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 1/11)
Nail destroyed!
The Bleak's body parts fade into black and rancid dust upon destruction. It would be wise to not investigate.
My Action: I spawn a pair of deadly anomaly blades (somehow I inherited the power from SCP-2317 who himself borrowed it from SCP-076-2), then shred one of The Bleak's wings.
Fleetmind Action: Wierd experiment: what happens if we teraport an amorph armed with a live plasma cannon inside of a giant monster such as The Bleak? Hypothesis suggests critical internal damage to its Rib Cage.
SCP-2317 Action: No, this cant be. No entity is more powerful than me! NONE! Luckily, Crusher48 was not the only one to benefit from his mind control on me. I stole some of his battle techniques. And, I can modify them to KILL.
Combat Operandi: 1st SCP, aimed at The Bleak's Nails.
You can't target the Wings!
5,000 damage to the Ribcage!
The only way you'll be able to gain a completely new set of Special Attacks is by switching over your character to SCP-2317, like how pionoplayer changed from Piono to Eric to Hank, and how Fseftr changed from Blue to Red. You can't have two different separate characters with two different sets of Special Attacks at once.
I think that is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
I didn't even think that was physically possible.
But apparently it is.
Welp, time to kill it.
Hank downs a potion of crits and charges straight up to the beast.
Just like old times.
He charges right up to the thing, rushes up its side with a knife and battle-axe, smashing every mime face he comes to along the way, before reaching the top and doing a back-flip off the beast before it can get him, spraying the Emerald Nova right into the ribcage of the monstrous beast, loaded with anti-clown rounds (mimes are a sub-type of clown, so its still effective) to deal more damage, and even though the mimes are completely devoid of fear, the attack (as compensation for the lost Fear debuff) does throw Bleak off guard, as such a monster would not think that a mere human would be capable of just shrugging off its transformation, let along charge right in for point-blank attacks with no ill mental effects, inflicting the surprised debuff, lowering the effectiveness of its defense, and accuracy of its attack.
That's the question, isn't it.
The attack deals a critted 8,000 damage! The Emerald Nova deals a critted 30,000 damage and makes the Bleak surprised!
My Action: I expose The Bleak to various deadly memetic kill agents and infohazards, in hopes that they work on it. I then throw an anomaly knife into its face.
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind attempts to derail the plot by force-teraporting the Key out of the whatever it is encased in, because there is absolutely no way to stop a force-teraport. If that fails, they begin another plan... (1/10 Pa'anuri Protocol)
SCP-2317 Action: I summon ALL the telekill alloy, put it in a sphere, then surround it with several dozen mind-affecting SCPs. If this works as it should (and it will work as it should), this will shred the minds of things with a mind-control bomb. (1/10 Telekill Bomb)
The Bleak appears to be completely immune to all kill agents... You can't target the Bleak's face!
The OP Scale rolls over because something is attempting to derail the plot, and the attack fails! And I doubt a 10-post charge would work, too!
Golden (44/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +3 from Crystal (one was last turn), +4 from Erelye (another from last turn), +2 from Ire)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 7/7) Excellent.
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 11/11) Also known as the Godmodder. Huehuehuehue. GradientGradientGradientGradient.
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = ??? (Level ?: 2/?).
OK, I would like the Alchemiter codes for the following Alchemies:
Snip
Please and thank you.
I fingersnap. Below, the tower shifts as its foundations are somewhat compromised, as water flows upward, causing a few ground shifts. Hardly big enough to matter for anyone, though, but it quickly becomes apparent as the water wells up around Yggdrasil and the area in the Mesa Biome, whirling around it like a whirpool, with the tower as the eye. It turns out that this was a cosmetic distraction for everyone while I just riddle the Bleak's nails with Enchida's Nails via Nailtimatum. I don't have much time.
I can't really do these right now, I'm sorry. Try again in a later turn.
THE EFFECT-SLINGER: A flamethrower with three nozzles. One fires Slag that debuffs enemies, another fires pure Wither that eats away at enemies and prevents them from being healed, and the last fires ice-cold powers that can freeze foes!
THE ARCHENEMY: A hexagonal shield littered with several geometric patterns. It can deflect enemy fire right back at those who fired it, it greatly absorbs damage, and it can create constructs made of hard light.
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 17/50
Remilia Scarlet finally gives up on Red Magic now begins to use the much stronger, Scarlet Gensokyo. This is gonna be fun 45/50 (Summoning Fl__dre Sca___t.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 45/50
Spider Eyes OOO Poison Potion = Potion of Disease 2/2! (This is a part of the Ultimate Venom Cycle)
my 5 Special Charges that is part of Project Storm, Nova and Genesis. (These cannot start yet due to 3 active 50 charges)
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
??? 0/50 Cannot Start yet.
Charge Storage: 13 (+1 from Amperz +1 from Irecreeper +5 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Total Damage so Far: 200250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 19250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power 1x Barbatos' Fury (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
{Which I have not, to my memory, used, and therefor haven't gotten a description for.}
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Anachronlog;
After perhaps fifteen seconds of burn, the comet's-tail exhaust bright enough to make long, dark shadows even as far as the Battlefield, the Anachron's engines sputter and die, it being somewhat unclear whether they were halted deliberately, or if the as-yet-untested things just failed at about the right time.
For nearly an hour, there is nothing. Then, nebulously, the Anachron becomes visible to the naked eye, a tiny dot against the sky, smaller than the furthest stars, to begin with, but rapidly growing, growing, until it blots out the sky, coming to a halt with impossible, physics-bending abruptness directly over Eric's stated evacuation point.
The thing is huge. Really, really huge. This close, having stopped perhaps thirty klicks off the ground, it literally reaches the horizon in every direction, even pointing directly at the ground, bow-first. A huge edifice hanging impossibly unsupported in the highest reaches of breathable air, dark metal and still-burning wounds strange, blue, and blurred by the thickest part of the atmosphere.
A cargo ship, larger itself than two of the massive building providing Binary's origin, separates from the main vessel and comes still closer, halting about twenty meters above the ground, four fusion torches at the corners burning glass-edged holes straight to bedrock. From that, a small group of people take an extended ramp to the ground, perhaps fifty in all, of a variety of species, with three androids of unfamiliar design at their head, the little white forehead-lights signifying H3's presence burning dimly.
Two lead the former Crewmembers to join the main group already awaiting Eric's evacuation ship, or whatever it is, while the other waits at the end of the ramp, smoothly faceted Adminium arms crossed. The 'droids, upon closer inspection, look like far smaller, less bulky, and more anthropomorphic versions of Amp's Demimech armor, presumably for H3's personal use as an elite guard of sorts.
One of the two joining the evacuation speaks in H3's conman-text-to-speech-program voice, sounding odd without his characteristic vocal feedback glitches;
"I would send a node of my Self with the IUPC, for a number of reasons, and these few are those among my Crew who wish to leave with a force other than myself. The cargo vessel we came in carries a few packages for allies of my Architect, as well as offering an alternative method of evacuation to any who wish it."
Using the latest in Anachron technology, you prepare a very potent nuclear bomb, The Meltdown! Upon activation, it will create a nuclear winter so potent and so cold that IT BURNS. And the Chopper is your first test subject. You activate the bomb and usher everyone out of range. When the bomb explodes, the scenery isn't harmed, but the elevator stops moving entirely and the Chopper is blown back by the blast! The entire area becomes frozen, but quickly throbs red with heat, and the Crusher howls in pain, feeling both chilling cold and blinding heat at the same time! 15,000 damage!
I target the bleaks wings and reverse the wings effect for one turn. Now they deal damage to it . this lasts for this turn. it aslo deals redundancy damage
My drone grips the Pomson 9000's tightly. So tightly, in fact, that the handles shatter.
"HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"
I fly magnificently through the air in a manner resembling the Incredible Hulk, roaring "HATE" all the while. When I'm almost there, an editor suddenly appears from nowhere, quickly photoshops me away from The Bleak, and shoves an extremely dense mass of Uranium in my place. Momentum starts working again, causing the Uranium mass to crash into the Bleak. Physics then starts working again too, causing the entire mass to exceed the critical mass and promptly explode, shards of matter flying everywhere. The shards embed themselves into the front section of The Bleak, and one large one comes close to outright severing a nail. Aside from a few large gashes, that seems to be all from the attack.
And then the shards explode, blasting open The Bleak's body even more and actually crippling the nearly severed nail.
"HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"
Multiple antimatter spheres pop into existence around The Bleak, one for each time I say "HATE", before exploding, further blasting the balls off of The Bleak. The constant tide of spheres, in fact, only gets faster, bigger, and more explosive as the "HATE"s become repeated more quickly, loudly, and forcefully.
A pair of MVM Miniguns appear, with maxed fire rate and ammo upgrades, with Addcond 11 enabled. I grab them, change the hit sound to me roaring the word "HATE", and open fire on The Bleak, with my mic enabled, causing a constant stream of "HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE", which, on top of the antimatter spheres still forming with each time I say "HATE", means that the kind of firepower that the Fallout modding community can only dream of is being poured into The Bleak, pounding it with the force of my HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
I take TheSerpent, and use her as a human lever to lift Chopper into the air. By which I mean, I fly up into the sky, and slam into his head so hard, the force is transferred to her legs, launching Chopper into the stratosphere. Of course, there isn't much air up there, so Chopper has trouble breathing. Luckily, he'll fall back down soon... soon... any minute now. Oh wait, he's in space. And trapped, forever or until the next guy attacks, whichever comes first.
3 damage to The_Serpent! 6,000 damage to the Chopper!
Down in the Hub, Umbra lies on the floor, appearing to be in great pain. He is currently the subject to a legion of psiionic enderman gazes, which banish his shadow majjyks back to the body's shadow. My eyes reopen, revealing a pair of dark purple irises with black pupils.
Whorp!
An armada of endermen appear in the throne room, and begin to cut apart The Bleak's Nails.
V: Thank you for helping me back into my body.
The enderman army nods, and teleports away.
(And yes, this is Ender's End by the way.)
The Bearger uses Earthquake at The Chopper.
Nightpearl 2/3
Scribe's Wands 3/4
Ravethrower 6/9
Ancestral Awakening 46/50
Umbral Ultımatum 4/10
Thorndroids Complete!
Whorp! Whorp! Whorp!
A number of small six-legged droids covered in spikes teleport onto the Elevator Cable
Science:
The Thorndroids are many, but only have 1 HP each. Their purpose is to climb around the Elevator Cable, sacrificing themselves to deal damage to attackers. If the Elevator Cable is no longer in need of defense, they can act as a mobile spike carpet, suicide-attacking enemies.
I punch the chopper in the face till he falls on his back! NOW ITS TIME FOR MY SECRET PLAN MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I put him in a giant milk carton, and slowly fill the entire thing with the most evil creation ever made by mankind......
SOYMILK!
He slowly loses sanity as this gross stuff touches him, getting in its mouth!
After he gets out of it after I drain it, I do a 9 punch, 4 kick combo with my barbed gauntlets and boots! I then finish with a uppercut from my Barbed Zilly!
I then jump on him 25 times just to make sure he FEELS THE PAIN!
I get out a notebook from Scribblenauts and make a pair of giant , invincible , mime-proof , claw clippers and cut all of the bleaks nails . I also accidently take off the blindfold I've been using while fighting the Bleak and deactivate my telepathic - sense drones ( to avoid looking at creepy mimes by letting you sense the area.) When I see it , I freak out and have a mental breakdown , Making me go insane and fire several corrupted rainbow sixer blasts , golden gun shots , undefined blasts , red supergiant versions of the sun, countless the revolutions ( version of Tnt from mod ) one winged angels , rouge angles of satin ( typo intended) , mullibooms , insta death spikes, Mary sues , well developed characters, grimores , d 6 's, exploding McGuffins, ninjas , endermen , ninja endermen , samurai , ninja ender men samuri, clones of variouss objects , alt- universe godmodders who are about to die and wanted to do one good thing , youtubers, ( internet trolls, trolls from homestuck , alt versions of the blank , clichés , tropes , lazors, lasors , creepers , zombies, pirates , pirat - ninja - zombie robots ,pirate ninja zombie robots , protagonists, antagonists , anti heroes , antivillans , defective BFG's , defective BFS's , alarm clocks, explodium, alt universe-notches , alt-universe Jebs , walls of text, all of the PG players , green suns, redsuns , blue suns , nyan cat, nyan suns , bedrock, bed-rick (random player) , all of the above with explodium in it, all of the above on steroids , alt- universe all of the above in super mode, zoidberg , cthulu , other eldritch abominations , master hand , crazy hand , the embodiment of cannon, the embodiment of fanon , and zoidberg in a tardis with 7000 magikarps and the most powerful legendary ,rare and infinity + 1 sword in the multiverse at the bleaks wings , and arms
I then use that wall of text to crush the bleaks legs.
6 tome pack : 8/10
mister stick figure : 9/10
I alchemize the corrupted rainbow sixer & revolver & laser light cannon & portal gun & Tetris block
The Chaos Tendril deals 3,000 damage to Septavius and cancels his attack this turn!
Split, who is mildly freaked out by The Bleak, decides to target others instead, stopping time and ripping through the Ultimate Wily Machine, which takes 30,000 damage! The Mini Sentries sense a thing that needs to be shot by 9,000 mini-sentries and deal 3,000 damage to a Nail!
Wilson gains +4,000 HP due to a potion and recovers!
The Bleak grimaces at its lost Nails, but notes that not much else has been damaged. The Wings start off small and heal the damaged Nail and Ribcage by +20,000 HP each! It then deals 60,000 damage to Doctor Octagonapus' Robot and the Ultimate Wily Capsule! The Godmodder wipes out the Disposable Mini-Sentry Army and Ultimate Wily Capsule, and deals 68,000 damage to Wilson and Septavius!
NowIsTheTime uses Keep Hope Alive, the entire elevator filling with a courageous and righteous feeling, that of bravery! (The PGs are unaffected by the surge.) The feeling intensifies into pure hope and courage, the feeling that things will get better and the power to make them get better! A white ball of hope materializes and fires rays of light at the Chopper that deal 20,000 damage to him! NowIsTheTime ascends.
3141592 uses Irrationality, taking out a calculator and typing the symbol of pi onto it! The numbers of pi are shown, but they extend past the boundaries of the screen, going on the floor, the walls, the ceiling! Numbers of pi are everywhere, and they're still growing, still being calculated! They wrap around the Chopper and constrict him, choking him with glitches and corruption, dealing 20,000 damage! 3141592 ascends.
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!! uses Ringmaster, snapping his fingers and putting the Chopper directly into the most deadly carnival of all time bar the Dark Carnival itself! The Chopper must endure rings of balefire that erase him from the timeline, lions stitched together from eldritch abominations that plague the Chopper's subconscious, a trapeze walk over several thousand sarlaac pits, and elephants! You don't even want to know. 20,000 damage to the Chopper! !!!OMFGCLOWN!!! ascends.
>xyyxy< uses Magic Word, typing a command in chat: /xyyxy. After returning an error, >xyyxy< realizes that he inputted the code wrong, and furthermore, that his NAME is wrong! Disgusted, he looks up the proper cheat code and finds it: xyzzy. He types that instead, and teleports the Chopper into an empty room where he is subjected to the Reverse Konami Code that strips him of thirty lives! 20,000 damage to the Chopper! >xyyxy< ascends.
tooGODLY uses Too Easy, managing to bypass the server's restrictions and enter god-mode for a brief time! He assaults the Chopper with the most overpowered of items, like items enchanted at insane levels and massive amounts of mobs! He deals 20,000 damage to the Chopper, but the Godmodder's plugins detect him and start stripping his essence away from Minecraft... His last words in chat: "Too easy." He ascends.
Alexiron takes 5 damage due to the loss of the Players, and 1 damage due to the destruction of the L4 Dispenser (that happened last turn)! She heals omglolsguy, Kage_Yaiba, gutza, and Overlord for +12 HP and loses 6 Mana!
Everyone else gangs up on the Chopper and finishes him off! His axe falls out of the elevator and lands through the shaft... You can now see the bottom, and realize that THERE IS NO BOTTOM! It's a hole straight through to the Void! There's momentary pandemonium as everyone wonders what happens and where your destination will be, or if it is to be the final destination... But the elevator stops. A voice sounds in chat.
ELEVATOR DESTINATION REACHED: FINAL FLOOR. HOME TO THE FORGOTTEN ROOTS OF YGGDRASIL.
The doors don't open. It seems that they're set to open in one turn. Just wait for now!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: II
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 116,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 165,000/300,000. Emotion: Fear. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 0%. State: +0. Regen: II
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 139,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 10,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 500,000/500,000 HP. (x2.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 690,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nails: 7,000/50,000 HP. (x1.) 50,000/50,000 HP. (x6.) The Bleak's attack power increases if there are more of them. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
(Sorry for braking the flow of the forum. But at this point, can I just jump in, or are you not accepting new players? I wasn't even a part of the first DTG game, and I wanted to know if you accepted newbs.)
(Sorry for braking the flow of the forum. But at this point, can I just jump in, or are you not accepting new players? I wasn't even a part of the first DTG game, and I wanted to know if you accepted newbs.)
Welcome and yes! Would you like a short explanation of what's going on?
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
(Sorry for braking the flow of the forum. But at this point, can I just jump in, or are you not accepting new players? I wasn't even a part of the first DTG game, and I wanted to know if you accepted newbs.)
Hey! Don't worry, you can join at any time. Even though the game's almost over, I'm still accepting new players. Feel free to ask any questions over here on the discussion thread, so that you don't disrupt the flow of the game. Or, alternatively, you could throw me a PM and I'll answer any questions you may have.
((twin: I meant that since some of us have business outside of Godcraft, that in addition to your Act 5 stuff, a few of us could wrap things up in this thread to have it make more sense being here than in DTG3, such as Eric talking to his new recruits (even though I'm going to have to make that shorter) and introducing everyone to the world where the IUPC is going to be hiding out. So that Act 5 won't just be your epilogue-post, but EVERYBODY'S epilogue posts. No gameplay, just wrapping up the outside of Godcraft story events. This would, of course, probably continue on a short ways into the beginning of DTG3, but not far. The stuff would mostly just be here for the purpose of making sure it gets into Trifecta where it'll belong as Afterwards material.))
As everyone prepares to continue fighting...
WHOOOOooossh. WHOOOOOooossh. WOOOoooooossh.
The TARDIS, Eric and co. Having finally gotten the hang of piloting it, have managed to land it inside the top of the godmodder's tower.
Yeah, okay, several of the others are here, I think we landed inside the to...
Eric, having started coming out the door stops upon seeing Bleak.
Oh HECK no. Not the Friggin' mimes again!
I thought we'd gotten rid of you all!
Eric shouts back into the TARDIS; Deimos, Sanford? Would you mind parking this thing somewhere outside? I don't want to get any mime on the new coat of paint. Astria, you feel like coming out?
If Astria comes out, she comes out, then the TARDIS whorps out, if Astria doesn't exit, it whorps out anyways.
About time you got here.
Sorry Hank. We had some troubles on the way here.
You got any guns I could borrow?
What happened to your rune magic?
I haven't got anything big enough for the mimes left actually.
I thought you'd been restocking.
Yeah, on utilities. I use those a whole lot more than combat runes.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- The Tophat (Pricy'd, +2 total)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I pull out a simple, metal folding chair, and slowly walk towards The_Serpent and Proof. I then forcibly bash both their heads in, hopefully killing them. (If I can only kill one, I target The_Serpent.)
=COMMAND=
Garen: If Justice is done, use DEMACIAN JUSTICE on Chopper.
(oh, and good luck recovering from whatever you're sick with twin) (also, talist, I think I would appreciate it if all members of the IUPC left on the TARDIS to make logistics for the epilogue scene of the IUPC not be completely ridiculously annoying)
Hank unloads copious quantities of bullets into Bleak's nails while Eric rushes among the wounded using healing runes.
"I MOSTLY HATE MIMES IN CHARACTER BUT I ALSO HATE MIMES WHEN I'M OUT OF CHARACTER WHICH IS ALMOST NEVER SO JUST ASSUME THAT I HATE MIMES AS IN HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"
The fourth wall collapses, having just been thoroughly violated due to my multireality existence. Which one of me, you ask? Myself or myself? The answer: Yes. We're very alike, me and I, at least in the mental department.
With all the combined power of an extreme Mime hatred, a serious lack of care for the Fourth Wall, and the sheer testicular fortitude of someone with high health, I unleash a COMBAT OPERANDI: NUKED (Modifier: FROM ORBIT) on The Bleak's nails. As the nuke goes off, Animatronic 6417 makes a split-second surprise cameo appearance.
"...Animatronic? Huh... That wasn't in the script. See, right here."
My drone holds up a paper reading "DTG SCRIPT" as the title, followed by some words, with a description of this very scene highlighted in gray.
"Hold on, that's not the part I'm pointing out. Move that back up a bit."
The highlight flips the middle finger to physics and moves up the page, to the part just after I signaled using NUKED on The Bleak. The highlight then moves forward, showing that the cameo appearance was entirely unplanned.
"See? 6417 wasn't supposed to show up, but he did. So... wait a minute... I see you, me."
...Uh oh. I'm starting to regret letting me break the 4th wall. After all, a wall that can be passed through is more like a door.
And doors open from both sides.
Well, time to don my Plot Armor, just in case I get dragged into this by myself. And that is not a common sentence. Probably because one doesn't tend to have enough power to drag themself through a 4th wall. But hey, almost nothing said here ever crops up in sane conversation. I mean, really, there isn't much room for a sane sentence when the character cast consists of... uh... The extreme version of a hacker, a First Guardian with a split personality, a possibly sociopathic Minecraftian, a possibly faux-sociopathic human, a weird godlike being who happens to harbor feelings for said possibly faux-sociopathic human-
"I'M NOT WEIRD! And could you at LEAST try to refer to characters by name?"
Shut up, me. I'm Narrative-warping here. As I was saying... The essentially a ruler of what is essentially Hell, an elf, another elf, a reality-warping speech-capable fox, some other weird things, I've forgotten almost everyone, and that's just the start of it. And if said weird version of a god pulls me into this, a Narrative warper will join the ranks. But, as a Narrative warper, I have no intent on letting myself just be dragged into battle by myself.
Component A: 8/50 (I know I said H8 last time, but that was for a premature pun)
Component B: 8/50
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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I punch the chopper in the face till he falls on his back! NOW ITS TIME FOR MY SECRET PLAN MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I put him in a giant milk carton, and slowly fill the entire thing with the most evil creation ever made by mankind......
SOYMILK!
He slowly loses sanity as this gross stuff touches him, getting in its mouth!
After he gets out of it after I drain it, I do a 9 punch, 4 kick combo with my barbed gauntlets and boots! I then finish with a uppercut from my Barbed Zilly!
I then jump on him 25 times just to make sure he FEELS THE PAIN!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
I TAKE. ATHEIST'S GRIP. AND SLICE IT. THROUGH THE CABLE. REPEATEDLY. I THEN. DRIVE A LARGE STAKE. THROUGH TT'S HEAD. IF DEAD. I RESPAWN INSTEAD.
O_O mimes... I run through The Bleak with an anti-mime turret. The Chaos Tendril wraps itself around Septavius the Ghost God and chokes the
lifeundeath out of him.Oh no
I get out a notebook from Scribblenauts and make a pair of giant , invincible , mime-proof , claw clippers and cut all of the bleaks nails . I also accidently take off the blindfold I've been using while fighting the Bleak and deactivate my telepathic - sense drones ( to avoid looking at creepy mimes by letting you sense the area.) When I see it , I freak out and have a mental breakdown , Making me go insane and fire several corrupted rainbow sixer blasts , golden gun shots , undefined blasts , red supergiant versions of the sun, countless the revolutions ( version of Tnt from mod ) one winged angels , rouge angles of satin ( typo intended) , mullibooms , insta death spikes, Mary sues , well developed characters, grimores , d 6 's, exploding McGuffins, ninjas , endermen , ninja endermen , samurai , ninja ender men samuri, clones of variouss objects , alt- universe godmodders who are about to die and wanted to do one good thing , youtubers, ( internet trolls, trolls from homestuck , alt versions of the blank , clichés , tropes , lazors, lasors , creepers , zombies, pirates , pirat - ninja - zombie robots ,pirate ninja zombie robots , protagonists, antagonists , anti heroes , antivillans , defective BFG's , defective BFS's , alarm clocks, explodium, alt universe-notches , alt-universe Jebs , walls of text, all of the PG players , green suns, redsuns , blue suns , nyan cat, nyan suns , bedrock, bed-rick (random player) , all of the above with explodium in it, all of the above on steroids , alt- universe all of the above in super mode, zoidberg , cthulu , other eldritch abominations , master hand , crazy hand , the embodiment of cannon, the embodiment of fanon , and zoidberg in a tardis with 7000 magikarps and the most powerful legendary ,rare and infinity + 1 sword in the multiverse at the bleaks wings , and arms
I then use that wall of text to crush the bleaks legs.
6 tome pack : 8/10
mister stick figure : 9/10
I alchemize the corrupted rainbow sixer & revolver & laser light cannon & portal gun & Tetris block
5,000 damage to a Nail!
You gain Super Armor! Every attack against you will now deal 5 less damage.
Huh, I forgot that. Still, that was an entire separate charge, so that's justified.
Hmm, okay.
8,000 damage to a Nail!
Cobalt's next attack will crit!
It's okay.
-4% Stability to the Elevator Cable!
Concentrated Magic in a Jar >o< Altar = Orb of Magic (Level 2)
Orb of Magic && Smash Ball = Orb of the Curse (Level 10)
Essence of the Fundament >o< Altar = Orb of Foundation (Level 4)
Orb of Foundation >o< Altar = Orb of Origin (Level 10)
6,000 damage to the Chopper!
Erelye gains the Soul Wand!
ProofofconcepT cannot attack the Cable for two turns!
11,000 damage to the Chopper!
You can't target the Wings yet!
THE PITCHER'S POWER: A freaky combination of the inherent Billy Mays powers of The Billy Bazooka and the Vince Offer powers of the Remingchopper! Its rockets cause large explosions and are somehow extremely sharp, projecting the voices of Mays and Offer to its victims!
Remington 420 && Call of Duty Series && CoD Squeaker Essence = Shrek'd Prepubescence (Level 8: 1/9)
Critted 42,000 damage to a Nail, killing one!
The Glitch Wrench and the Potion Supply combine their powers, interacting with the Source Code of Reality to glitch a Potion of Poison directly into the Chopper! The Chopper fades into pixels for an instant, and then topples over as a singularity begins to form inside of his chest, tearing him apart! Reality quickly stabilizes, but the Chopper has taken 20,000 damage and is now poisoned!
Whoops. Here:
SPLASH POTION OF TEMPERATURE: A potion that, upon use, will cover the bodies of whatever is in its range in cuts that light on fire or freeze.
SPLASH POTION OF CHARRING: A potion that, upon use, will cover the bodies of whatever is in its range with cuts that light on fire and fill them with poison that prevents them from moving.
SPLASH POTION OF OBLIVION: A potion that, upon use, will coat whatever is in its range in the crimson flames of oblivion, robbing them of their life.
+4,000 HP to Wilson!
SPLASH POTION OF DISEASE: A potion that, on use, will give anything in its radius the Disease status effect.
Okay.
Materials Engineer's Handbook && Fluorite Decad = Material Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
Nuclear Engineer's Handbook && Fluorite Decad = Hiroshima's Decad (Level 10: 1/11)
iAntipistolet && Computer && Name Tag = iBoomstick (Level 10)
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP 2.0: The new and improved model of the original Planet Express Ship. It is now reinforced with dull-diamondium, and possesses a powerful turret and an anti-turbocharger.
1-8-6-6-1-7-2-4-10-4
An army of light bulbs surrounds the Chopper and turns on, their electricity surging through the air and electrocuting the Chopper, who takes 7,000 damage!
+Final Votes to all Excavate players!
+8,000 HP to Wilson!
There doesn't appear to be anything else in the temple.
No, no it's not. Nothing's happening during Act 5. Act 5 is going to be one massive storypost I'm making, and then that's it. The game is over. Any roleplays any of you want tied up MUST be done by the End of Act 4 AT MOST. Really, they should be done by the end of this Trial.
+3,000 HP to Wilson!
Disposable Mini Sentry Army added!
The axe is unaffected!
+12,000 HP to Wilson!
+4 HP to Netpatham!
5,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril!
BRONZE PSIONIC PROGRAM: A psionic program that has all the psionic powers of bronze-blooded trolls, allowing them to commune with wildlife.
>_>
Why did I quote this?
THAUMIC HUB: A large room that has four Ea Mechanisms, two Thaumonomitrons, an Ultracircle, and several Magical Apparati within. The place is like a stronghold for magical gear!
The Think Tank -c Screen Sensor -c Homogramitizer -c Thaumonomitron -c Pilot's Room Blueprints = Pilot's Hub (1/4)
Orb of Calm || Diamond-Tipped Wand = Orb of Direction (Level 4)
Large Crystal Mover && Alcubierre Drive = FTL Crystal Mover (Level 10)
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => THAUMIC MIGHT
You take out one wand of your collection, needed to access the plentiful spells of thaumaturgy! You mentally go through the spells you know and decide on one that channels the thaumic aspects! You raise your wand as you make the symbols of the six primary aspects of the world appear, Ignis, Aqua, Terra, Aer, Perditio, and Ordo. Said symbols materialize in a hexagonal formation around the Chopper and fire pure thaumic might at him, dealing 8,000 damage!
+2,000 HP! Wilson gains Regen!
+1,000 HP! Wilson's next attack will minicrit!
MOLTEN GOLD: A drop of liquid that is somehow a mix of the deepest sorrows of reality and the unbridled energy of creation. The two combine to create something frighteningly beautiful, something whose qualities are undefinable. It has power over creation and oblivion.
Molten Gold && Golden Cane/Machine Gun = The Overheater (Level 9: 1/10)
You can't target the Wings!
Aries Pin && Psionic Program = Rust Psionic Program (Level 4: 1/5)
18,000 damage to a Nail!
14,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril!
Okay, you supercharge the Hazel Wand and one of engie's weapons! Both get to choose what said supercharge does, as long as it isn't overpowered and it only lasts for one action.
What does a "reroll" do?
+12,000 HP to Wilson!
SONIC'S SNEAKERS: GOTTA GO FAST, GOTTA GO FAST, GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER FASTER FASTER! MOVIN' AT THE SPEED OF SOUND, QUICKEST HEDGEHOG AROUND, GOT OURSELVES A SITUATION, STUCK IN A NEW LOCATION, WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION, NO TIME FOR RELAXATION! DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T BLINK, DON'T THINK, JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GO-GO!
THE THOUGHTPORTER: An insta-teleporter forged from the metal of Ultramarine. The user can input the co-ordinates to any place and head there, or he can bypass that and think about a location, instantly teleporting there thanks to the mind-reading device built in to the teleporter.
WIKI CUEBALL: A magic cueball that has all the information on everything, just like Wikipedia. Completely factual and honest, because there's no way anyone would put false information on an encyclopedia that anyone could edit, right?
VIS' AMULET: An amulet that provides runic shielding, obscurity from most sources, and storage of a large amount of Vis.
14,000 damage to a Nail!
15,000 damage to the Chaos Tendril!
...How did you get to this thread if you didn't know how to navigate through the forum??
Curative Vat && Crystalantholocore = Crystalantholovat (Level 7)
Crystalantholovat && The Think Tank = Crystalindigolovat (Level 9)
Crystalindigolovat && Guardmetal Plating = Mind's Plating (Level 10)
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 THAUMIC MIGHT - THAUMIC TOME
You decide just your wand isn't enough, and take out the Thauminomicon, a trusty tome that is invaluable to any thaumaturge. It contains a great deal of knowledge on thamaturgy, shedding light on many subjects. You flip through its pages and see a compendium of a great deal of other thaumic aspects that can be gained by combining the prime aspects, and then said aspects with other aspects. You cast them and have them fire their pure energies at the Chopper, who can't handle the elemental onslaught! 10,000 damage!
Nail destroyed!
24,000 damage to a Nail!
+8 HP!
NinjaV gains Regeneration!
9,000 damage to the Chopper!
3,000 damage to the Ribcage!
They become available as you deal damage. You can check in the "The Echeladder" section of the OP to see how damage you've dealt and what Special Attacks you have. It isn't fully up to date though...
Hey, I'm pretty sure you edited in that response! Didn't it only say "once you kill things and get levels" before?
The Magma Multiplier deals 15,000 damage to the Chopper! Magma Defense added!
5,000 damage to the Chopper! What a title drop...
10,000 damage to the Ribcage!
The HHHH deals 5,000 damage to a Nail!
You can't target the Wings! 3,000 damage to the Nails!
CORRUPTED RAINBOW SIXER: A multicolored pistol imbued with the essence of Nyan Cat. It is heavily corrupted and plagued by const0(%&$*@$/litches.
The Wings cannot be targeted right now!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAIRNADO - CHAIRNOVA
15,000 damage to the Chopper!
2 damage to Proof!
No one has the power to mind-control PG enemies to their sides! The Godmodder's mind control rules don't work very well in reverse... 3,000 damage to a Nail!
The Godmodder makes all the ACN Turrets go into quantum flux, existing nowhere and everywhere at the same time! The Fleetmind can't get a lock on the ACN Turrets' positions as a result and fail to do anything to them! Chuck Norris is similarly affected, and remains in his eternal war with the ACN Turret.
4,000 damage to a Nail! Nothing overpowers the OP Scale. Remember that.
NULLUS CIMEX: A piece of clothing that is imbued with the sheer and unbridled essence of bug spray itself, dealing massive damage to all insects in the area, even vaguely insect-like creatures. Seriously this thing's insane, you'll never have to worry about mosquito bites or bee stings again. Also it smells nice too.
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Shield = Solar Shields (Level 10)
Miniature Red Sun && Iron Door = Basement Door (Level 10)
Miniature Red Sun && Scattergun = The Stellar Scatter (Level 10: 1/11)
Nail destroyed!
The Bleak's body parts fade into black and rancid dust upon destruction. It would be wise to not investigate.
You can't target the Wings!
5,000 damage to the Ribcage!
The only way you'll be able to gain a completely new set of Special Attacks is by switching over your character to SCP-2317, like how pionoplayer changed from Piono to Eric to Hank, and how Fseftr changed from Blue to Red. You can't have two different separate characters with two different sets of Special Attacks at once.
That's the question, isn't it.
The attack deals a critted 8,000 damage! The Emerald Nova deals a critted 30,000 damage and makes the Bleak surprised!
The Bleak appears to be completely immune to all kill agents... You can't target the Bleak's face!
The OP Scale rolls over because something is attempting to derail the plot, and the attack fails! And I doubt a 10-post charge would work, too!
You can't target the Wings!
Seriously I thought I made that clear in the thing's HP.
I can't really do these right now, I'm sorry. Try again in a later turn.
THE EFFECT-SLINGER: A flamethrower with three nozzles. One fires Slag that debuffs enemies, another fires pure Wither that eats away at enemies and prevents them from being healed, and the last fires ice-cold powers that can freeze foes!
THE ARCHENEMY: A hexagonal shield littered with several geometric patterns. It can deflect enemy fire right back at those who fired it, it greatly absorbs damage, and it can create constructs made of hard light.
14,000 damage to a Nail!
Wilson already has Regen!
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 NUCLEAR WINTER - MELTDOWN
Using the latest in Anachron technology, you prepare a very potent nuclear bomb, The Meltdown! Upon activation, it will create a nuclear winter so potent and so cold that IT BURNS. And the Chopper is your first test subject. You activate the bomb and usher everyone out of range. When the bomb explodes, the scenery isn't harmed, but the elevator stops moving entirely and the Chopper is blown back by the blast! The entire area becomes frozen, but quickly throbs red with heat, and the Crusher howls in pain, feeling both chilling cold and blinding heat at the same time! 15,000 damage!
4,000 damage to the Ribcage!
Is your hate for mimes OOC or IC?
17,000 damage to a Nail!
3 damage to The_Serpent! 6,000 damage to the Chopper!
9,000 damage to a Nail!
Thorndroids added!
Oh, okay.
THE HORROR! 9,000 damage to the Chopper!
-6% Stability!
TT takes no damage thanks to his armor!
All the anti-mime turrets are disabled!
The Bleak's legs can't be targeted!
Corrupted Rainbow Sixer && Revolver && Laser Light-Cannon && Portal Gun && Tetris Block = Corrupted Hodgepodge (Level 9: 1/10)
The Chaos Tendril deals 3,000 damage to Septavius and cancels his attack this turn!
Split, who is mildly freaked out by The Bleak, decides to target others instead, stopping time and ripping through the Ultimate Wily Machine, which takes 30,000 damage! The Mini Sentries sense a thing that needs to be shot by 9,000 mini-sentries and deal 3,000 damage to a Nail!
Wilson gains +4,000 HP due to a potion and recovers!
The Bleak grimaces at its lost Nails, but notes that not much else has been damaged. The Wings start off small and heal the damaged Nail and Ribcage by +20,000 HP each! It then deals 60,000 damage to Doctor Octagonapus' Robot and the Ultimate Wily Capsule! The Godmodder wipes out the Disposable Mini-Sentry Army and Ultimate Wily Capsule, and deals 68,000 damage to Wilson and Septavius!
NowIsTheTime uses Keep Hope Alive, the entire elevator filling with a courageous and righteous feeling, that of bravery! (The PGs are unaffected by the surge.) The feeling intensifies into pure hope and courage, the feeling that things will get better and the power to make them get better! A white ball of hope materializes and fires rays of light at the Chopper that deal 20,000 damage to him! NowIsTheTime ascends.
3141592 uses Irrationality, taking out a calculator and typing the symbol of pi onto it! The numbers of pi are shown, but they extend past the boundaries of the screen, going on the floor, the walls, the ceiling! Numbers of pi are everywhere, and they're still growing, still being calculated! They wrap around the Chopper and constrict him, choking him with glitches and corruption, dealing 20,000 damage! 3141592 ascends.
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!! uses Ringmaster, snapping his fingers and putting the Chopper directly into the most deadly carnival of all time bar the Dark Carnival itself! The Chopper must endure rings of balefire that erase him from the timeline, lions stitched together from eldritch abominations that plague the Chopper's subconscious, a trapeze walk over several thousand sarlaac pits, and elephants! You don't even want to know. 20,000 damage to the Chopper! !!!OMFGCLOWN!!! ascends.
>xyyxy< uses Magic Word, typing a command in chat: /xyyxy. After returning an error, >xyyxy< realizes that he inputted the code wrong, and furthermore, that his NAME is wrong! Disgusted, he looks up the proper cheat code and finds it: xyzzy. He types that instead, and teleports the Chopper into an empty room where he is subjected to the Reverse Konami Code that strips him of thirty lives! 20,000 damage to the Chopper! >xyyxy< ascends.
tooGODLY uses Too Easy, managing to bypass the server's restrictions and enter god-mode for a brief time! He assaults the Chopper with the most overpowered of items, like items enchanted at insane levels and massive amounts of mobs! He deals 20,000 damage to the Chopper, but the Godmodder's plugins detect him and start stripping his essence away from Minecraft... His last words in chat: "Too easy." He ascends.
Alexiron takes 5 damage due to the loss of the Players, and 1 damage due to the destruction of the L4 Dispenser (that happened last turn)! She heals omglolsguy, Kage_Yaiba, gutza, and Overlord for +12 HP and loses 6 Mana!
Everyone else gangs up on the Chopper and finishes him off! His axe falls out of the elevator and lands through the shaft... You can now see the bottom, and realize that THERE IS NO BOTTOM! It's a hole straight through to the Void! There's momentary pandemonium as everyone wonders what happens and where your destination will be, or if it is to be the final destination... But the elevator stops. A voice sounds in chat.
ELEVATOR DESTINATION REACHED: FINAL FLOOR. HOME TO THE FORGOTTEN ROOTS OF YGGDRASIL.
The doors don't open. It seems that they're set to open in one turn. Just wait for now!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Wait for the final challenge.
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 0/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 11
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: II
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 116,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 165,000/300,000. Emotion: Fear. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 0%. State: +0. Regen: II
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 139,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 10,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 500,000/500,000 HP. (x2.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 690,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nails: 7,000/50,000 HP. (x1.) 50,000/50,000 HP. (x6.) The Bleak's attack power increases if there are more of them. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 85.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 2/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 2/20.
Elevator Cable: [AG] 41% Stable. Magma Defense: 25,000/25,000 HP. Thorndroids: 1/1 HP. (x40,000.)
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Sawbuck: [AG] Leaves in four turns. Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 57,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Inside elevator.
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 24/25. Mana: IIIIIIII 2 Immune to all attacks, takes damage upon the death of allies. Inside elevator.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
8 Elf Tears
4 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
Did all of our moves do nothing!?
I punch the Bleak into a lava pit, where it freezes to near-death.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Have patience, Ten9001. He updops in parts.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I quote everything first, then gradually respond to things. Don't be alarmed if you don't see any responses first thing, that's normal.
OOOOOOH. That explains a LOT.
OT: I fire a blizzard that sets the Bleak on fire. No clue how that works.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
Yeah, took me a while to figure that out too, I imagine it was pretty annoying to Twin at the time.
{Also, gnyargblegarble, I can't type right today.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
(Sorry for braking the flow of the forum. But at this point, can I just jump in, or are you not accepting new players? I wasn't even a part of the first DTG game, and I wanted to know if you accepted newbs.)
Welcome and yes! Would you like a short explanation of what's going on?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Hey! Don't worry, you can join at any time. Even though the game's almost over, I'm still accepting new players. Feel free to ask any questions over here on the discussion thread, so that you don't disrupt the flow of the game. Or, alternatively, you could throw me a PM and I'll answer any questions you may have.
((twin: I meant that since some of us have business outside of Godcraft, that in addition to your Act 5 stuff, a few of us could wrap things up in this thread to have it make more sense being here than in DTG3, such as Eric talking to his new recruits (even though I'm going to have to make that shorter) and introducing everyone to the world where the IUPC is going to be hiding out. So that Act 5 won't just be your epilogue-post, but EVERYBODY'S epilogue posts. No gameplay, just wrapping up the outside of Godcraft story events. This would, of course, probably continue on a short ways into the beginning of DTG3, but not far. The stuff would mostly just be here for the purpose of making sure it gets into Trifecta where it'll belong as Afterwards material.))
As everyone prepares to continue fighting...
WHOOOOooossh. WHOOOOOooossh. WOOOoooooossh.
The TARDIS, Eric and co. Having finally gotten the hang of piloting it, have managed to land it inside the top of the godmodder's tower.
Yeah, okay, several of the others are here, I think we landed inside the to...
Eric, having started coming out the door stops upon seeing Bleak.
Oh HECK no. Not the Friggin' mimes again!
I thought we'd gotten rid of you all!
Eric shouts back into the TARDIS; Deimos, Sanford? Would you mind parking this thing somewhere outside? I don't want to get any mime on the new coat of paint. Astria, you feel like coming out?
If Astria comes out, she comes out, then the TARDIS whorps out, if Astria doesn't exit, it whorps out anyways.
About time you got here.
Sorry Hank. We had some troubles on the way here.
You got any guns I could borrow?
What happened to your rune magic?
I haven't got anything big enough for the mimes left actually.
I thought you'd been restocking.
Yeah, on utilities. I use those a whole lot more than combat runes.
...
Hank tosses a machine gun to Eric.
Battle technique: Play 'Em Off, COMBO USAGE!!!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I respawn.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Sorry you're sick Twin. Speaking of which....
I rear back and blow the world's biggest sneeze on a NAIL!
I get a few sticks and start playing the Ribcage like a xylophone.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- The Tophat (Pricy'd, +2 total)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I pull out a simple, metal folding chair, and slowly walk towards The_Serpent and Proof. I then forcibly bash both their heads in, hopefully killing them. (If I can only kill one, I target The_Serpent.)
=COMMAND=
Garen: If Justice is done, use DEMACIAN JUSTICE on Chopper.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alchemies
Remington 420 && Every Call of Duty game && Essence of all CoD Squeakers = Shrek'd Prepubescence (4/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (11/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (11/11)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
I test the Bleak's hearing using Ear Removal™. By that, I mean I fire Ear Removal™ at the Bleak's nails, because it doesn't have attackable ears.
(oh, and good luck recovering from whatever you're sick with twin) (also, talist, I think I would appreciate it if all members of the IUPC left on the TARDIS to make logistics for the epilogue scene of the IUPC not be completely ridiculously annoying)
Hank unloads copious quantities of bullets into Bleak's nails while Eric rushes among the wounded using healing runes.
Hello Wilson. How are things doing down here?
Looks like everything exploded.
Hank shouts over his shoulder; you have no idea.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Twin, get better. That's an order.
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 30/50
Lapis Aurorae: 4/4 Complete!
I poot a dispenser hear and then throw it at the Ribcage. The dispenser then explodes into sandviches, and then pootis birds swarm over all over it.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"I MOSTLY HATE MIMES IN CHARACTER BUT I ALSO HATE MIMES WHEN I'M OUT OF CHARACTER WHICH IS ALMOST NEVER SO JUST ASSUME THAT I HATE MIMES AS IN HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE"
The fourth wall collapses, having just been thoroughly violated due to my multireality existence. Which one of me, you ask? Myself or myself? The answer: Yes. We're very alike, me and I, at least in the mental department.
With all the combined power of an extreme Mime hatred, a serious lack of care for the Fourth Wall, and the sheer testicular fortitude of someone with high health, I unleash a COMBAT OPERANDI: NUKED (Modifier: FROM ORBIT) on The Bleak's nails. As the nuke goes off, Animatronic 6417 makes a split-second surprise cameo appearance.
"...Animatronic? Huh... That wasn't in the script. See, right here."
My drone holds up a paper reading "DTG SCRIPT" as the title, followed by some words, with a description of this very scene highlighted in gray.
"Hold on, that's not the part I'm pointing out. Move that back up a bit."
The highlight flips the middle finger to physics and moves up the page, to the part just after I signaled using NUKED on The Bleak. The highlight then moves forward, showing that the cameo appearance was entirely unplanned.
"See? 6417 wasn't supposed to show up, but he did. So... wait a minute... I see you, me."
...Uh oh. I'm starting to regret letting me break the 4th wall. After all, a wall that can be passed through is more like a door.
And doors open from both sides.
Well, time to don my Plot Armor, just in case I get dragged into this by myself. And that is not a common sentence. Probably because one doesn't tend to have enough power to drag themself through a 4th wall. But hey, almost nothing said here ever crops up in sane conversation. I mean, really, there isn't much room for a sane sentence when the character cast consists of... uh... The extreme version of a hacker, a First Guardian with a split personality, a possibly sociopathic Minecraftian, a possibly faux-sociopathic human, a weird godlike being who happens to harbor feelings for said possibly faux-sociopathic human-
"I'M NOT WEIRD! And could you at LEAST try to refer to characters by name?"
Shut up, me. I'm Narrative-warping here. As I was saying... The essentially a ruler of what is essentially Hell, an elf, another elf, a reality-warping speech-capable fox, some other weird things, I've forgotten almost everyone, and that's just the start of it. And if said weird version of a god pulls me into this, a Narrative warper will join the ranks. But, as a Narrative warper, I have no intent on letting myself just be dragged into battle by myself.
Component A: 8/50 (I know I said H8 last time, but that was for a premature pun)
Component B: 8/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS