I'll remove the player damage and cut the entity damage by half. There, Happy? /null
geez... overreacting over a kamikaze that brings a minor setback... Imbeciles...
-Whoops, did you forget that i could find this? TOO BAD.-
"Minor setback". "MINOR SETBACK". DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS KIND OF DAMAGE THAT NOT EVEN A COMB RAVE COULD MATCH WOULD BE A MINOR SETBACK? YOU THINK THAT WASTING MANY ACTIONS IS A MINOR SETBACK? DO YOU THINK THAT MAKING THE GODMODDER HAVE NO TARGETS, OPENING US TO GETTING EVEN MORE WASTED ACTIONS BY HIM IS A MINOR SETBACK? IS THIS A JOKE? ARE YOU THAT THICK-HEADED? [email protected]*[email protected]@W(GE-------
...Well, that's a first. I don't think i've ever seen Dark Pit that angry before. I think you broke him. Good job.
"Minor setback". "MINOR SETBACK". DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS KIND OF DAMAGE THAT NOT EVEN A COMB RAVE COULD MATCH WOULD BE A MINOR SETBACK? YOU THINK THAT WASTING MANY ACTIONS IS A MINOR SETBACK? DO YOU THINK THAT MAKING THE GODMODDER HAVE NO TARGETS, OPENING US TO GETTING EVEN MORE WASTED ACTIONS BY HIM IS A MINOR SETBACK? IS THIS A JOKE? ARE YOU THAT THICK-HEADED? [email protected]*[email protected]@W(GE-------
...Well, that's a first. I don't think i've ever seen Dark Pit that angry before. I think you broke him. Good job.
Only the very first Comb Rave-which did 200K damage-is surpassed by that Kamikaze. Everyone thereafter did an additional 200K per rave,, and if Comb Rave damage stays consistent with the milage to the next comb also staying consistent, they will do 1.6M damage on use-Dual Raves presumably have the same total output.
Despite this, I support the argument in every aspect, and believe that a Kamikaze that does over 200K damage is completely unfounded, and even half that is stupidly huge, if dealt to everything on the field.
Only the very first Comb Rave-which did 200K damage-is surpassed by that Kamikaze. Everyone thereafter did an additional 200K per rave,, and if Comb Rave damage stays consistent with the milage to the next comb also staying consistent, they will do 1.6M damage on use-Dual Raves presumably have the same total output.
I'm pretty sure he was referring to the total damage it would do, not to one entity.
I realize that the universe is in fact a hologram, and furthermore realize that I'm probably going to lose if ever a Shatter happens. Even in the face of these overwhelming odds, I want to change the future. Suddenly, a Monado appears, with a red-green colorscheme. I... I've found my own Monado. With this, the future is mine for the taking!
Nope. Not happening. Not now, at the very least.
Alright, fiiiiiiiine.
Anyways, looks like we've found his first legitimate appropriately thematic weapon. Sweet. That sentence made no sense. Whatever, let's just murder more mobs. I open fire with the Golden Machine Gun, shooting a bunch of mobs up. I then cut several of them up with the True Monado.
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 3/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
=ACTION=
I quick engage in STRIFE with Proofofconcept, and create a spiral of wood around him! Spikes begin to impale him from every direction! As he attempts to dodge / block the onslaught, I then switch the ARMISTYX to UPPERDASH ARM SCYTHE MODE, smash through the wooden spiral, and UPPERCUT Proof, launching him upwards!
I then aim upwards, with THE OTHER SIDE, and unload round after round into Proof as he tumbles in midair! I then quick-pillar upward (placing a block of wood beneath yourself, then manipulating it to launch yourself upward), and slam Proof back down towards the elevator with a chair! I then do a generic fancy air-twist, and finish by nailing Proof to the elevator with a huge wooden stake.
"STOP ATTACKING MAH CABLE."
=LIMBO=
>Limbo Irecreeper: Ascend. As you ascend, watch to see if Flumpty breaks out.
I casually take out Daybreak, then use Valhalla to simultaneously create more Sacred Items and destroy the idea that we're low on Sacred Items, then use Sunrise on Destruction's owner.
The S. S. Omega is incredibly confused as to how it's bleeding, and I use the Twitchy Staff to finish it off. I then set up a series of Fenestrated Planes to redirect attacks aimed at the S. S. Omega into the League of Mobs, as well as one for Destruction's owner if they've died.
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 4/5
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 1/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-22, crystal-20, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
+6 of all Sacred Items!
Since the Faction Leaders have high defense, Daybreak would be nerfed just enough that it wouldn't be able to kill Destruction's Owner in one shot!
The Twitchy Staff smashes the S.S. Omega into stray wooden planks! The entire ship blows up!
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program (Level 4: 1/5)
My Action: I attempt to get the S.S. Omega to surrender to me. When they fail to surrender the ship to me, I blow the bridge up.
SCP-2317 Action: I get tired of the godmodder's railroading, and cast the Curse of Railroading on him. This curse arbitrarilly limits his abilities for no reason, preventing him from healing in any way, turning his ACN Turret into a Turret Tank, blasting the tower off into space like a rocket, mind-controlling Chuck Norris to fight against us as the final boss, {REDACTED}, using a Comb Rave, turning invulnerable with absolutely no way to beat him, summoning everything from DTG 1 during the last trial, {REDACTED}, and mind-controlling any summons. This curse cannot be removed, bypassed, or nullified in ANY way, cannot be ignored just because the final trial that was planned is no longer possible and the godmodder has no final trial (if he fails to provide a final trial he dies instantly), and does not violate the OP scale because there are still plenty of ways for him to have a final trial despite the railroading.
The Godmodder wonders how you have magically gained the capability to create such a high-level curse, one that would normally be reserved for godmodders themselves to cast! Unless you can explain that, and what those two {REDACTED}s are, the curse fails.
I touch the tattoo on my arm. The Name inked on my arm flares with not-light, and seems to disappear. Of course, any scholar of the eldritch would tell you that the mark evaporating is the exact opposite of what just happened. A change overcomes me as my form becomes gaunt, then starved, and finally seems to pass the boundaries of fatal starvation as another wall of not-light gathers around me, like that strange light one sometimes sees at the bottom of a well. Yes, the influence leaving would be the exact opposite of my current state, which would be more adequately described as full possession. By an entity which is the closest thing its home universe has to a true Lovecraftian horror, and which is nigh-solely composed of hunger, hate, and a thirst for revenge.
yes I hunger I am hunger direct me release me
A cat Starveling yes Starveling seems to form itself out of that same not-light which gathers around me Mr Eaten me and rushes around the elevator, sniffing at each entity, taking a bitten chunk out of The Chopper. It rushes back to the entity which now no one would ever mistake for me, and shoves half of the chunk into the aura of hungry dark light, swallowing the other half. The light bears it up to the fanged, empty-eyed face and deposits the food chunk in the mouth. The mere taste seems to drive the entity wild as hunger is fed for the first time in centuries millennia time blurs from hunger and void in the deep well dark water they drowned me in they said they would only take a little thEY SAID THEY WOULD ONLY TAKE A LITTLE AND ALL SHALL BE WELL AND ALL MANNER OF THING SHALL BE WELL AND THE RECKONING FOR THAT WILL NOT BE POSTPONED INDEFINITELY LEAP TEAR RIP FOR A PRACTICE, FOR SPORT, LIKE THE HATED ONE VAKE THE BETRAYER NO THIS IS A DIFFERENT PRACTICE PRACTICE FOR THE RECKONING FOR THE RETURN DIE SOON NOT POSTPONED GNAW AND THIS IS USEFUL AND IT IS ENJOYABLE I EXIST NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CENTURIES NOT INDEFINITELY AND I WILL FEED AND RIP AND TEAR AND KILL UNTIL THEY ALL DIE THOUGH THIS IS NOT THE REVENGE THE RECKONING I SOUGHT IT IS FOOD TO THE HUNGER THAT IS ME FOREVER ALTHOUGH THIS NEW-LIFE CANNOT GO ON FOREVER ALREADY I FEEL MYSELF FADING FROM THIS FRAIL FLESH BUT SEEK MY NAME, REMEMBER ME THAT I MIGHT BRING REVENGE ON THOSE THAT BETRAYED ME AND THAT YOU MIGHT DIE LIKE I DIED, DROWN LIKE I WAS DROWNED, HUNGER AS I STILL HUNGER THOUGH I HAVE FED AND FED WELL AND BRING MY NEVER POSTPONED RECKONING TO YOUR ENEMIES AND TO YOU
My form slowly fills out again as the flickering, faded aura of dangerous not-light fades completely, a gnawing hunger lingering despite... whatever just happened. Red gore, the taste of blood and glistening flesh, a hunger beyond anything experienced before, a fathomless hate in dark water, a well, a voice from the well. A voice that made not sound, but a shaped silence, that spoke of hunger and reckonings. A pool of blood on the ground, along with strips of uneaten flesh and shards of bone, is all that can be seen of The Chopper’s remains.
Orb of Calm && Moirallegiance Essence = Orb of Stability (Level 4)
Orb of Calm && Diamond-Tipped Wand = Orb of Force (Level 6)
Billy Bazooka && Remingchopper = The Pitcher's Power (7/9)
The Grammar Nazi > Fine = Syntaxidermy (5/11)
Mental Element > Fine = Mentaleev (5/11)
Action
(If Destruction's Owner is dead, I target the mobs attacking the cake.)
Destruction's Owner must die. NOW. Or rather, he will DIE. With that, I pull out the Spadinner Blaster. I supercharge it with CD-i energies and unleash the spadinner at Destruction's Owner. He is struck by millions of bolts of spadinner lightning!
Next, I pull out the Thaumic Aspectblaster and begin combining aspects like crazy, creating a large amount of Telum (weapon, attack, harm). I blast the Telum at Destruction's Owner and it manifests as a large amount of weapons of various types, ranging from bows to swords to ICBMs. They all slice, shoot and detonate upon Destruction's Owner, dealing massive amounts of damage!
Finally, I withdraw the Armenian Alertbow. This enables me to fire 30,000 words of a sternly worded letter in Armenian at Destruction's Owner while he is deafened by AT88TV's amazing EAS Tones.
Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Vis Storage Amulet && Mixed Crystal Cluster = Vis's Amulet (2/6)
Ethereal Wisp 20/25
Truth's Hats 22/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Tazz.
I suddenly draw a medium-sized jar from some sort of incomprehensible vortex in my nigh-unlimited storage space. The thing is completely filled with a foul green liquid, as well as one singular object. The object in question appears to be a crystalline brain, without a doubt. It is composed of entropy shards. This should be rather interesting. Technically, this makes me some sort of harvester of thoughts. Hah. That is not particularly far off from my intention. In fact, it would be rather accurate to state that this is exactly what I am aiming for. I glance at the League of Mobs, holding the jar carefully in both hands, not uttering a word. The only sound in the area appears to be the sloshing from the movement of the brain-in-a-jar, a strangely soothing sounds, considering how they are made. You crack the skull of a Furious Zombie, take the top off, remove the brain, head over to a crucible, drop it in, render it with Vitreus and Perditio essentia, take it out, stick it in a jar of foul liquid (you do NOT want to know how I made that), and apply the appropriate enchantments. Simply put, if you drink from that jar, you will die, nigh-instantaneously. I glare at the Spiders in particular, holding the jar to face them. The two unearthly burgundy eyes of the brain stare at the Spiders, completely of their own volition. My telekinetic influence actually had nothing to do with this, for once. The eyes seem to bore into the souls of the Spiders, the brain slightly spinning about in its miniature containment vat, making sloshing noises. Whispers seem to grow at the back of my head, vehemently muttering things I'd rather not repeat here. Presumably, this muttering grows in the heads of the Spiders as well. Arcane energies flow through the crystalline vortices of the brain, heading towards the core. The burgundy eyes of the brain begin to fade, and glow a more entropic bronze. Without as much as another moment of time-wasting, the jarred brain does the job I tasked it to do. It harvests the thoughts of as many Spiders as possible, storing them in the essentially unlimited storage that is the crystalline brain. The brain glows with a fell light as the Spiders are deprived of any and all memories and thought processes. After a few moments, the entities loose the neural capacity to keep a stable heartbeat. They collapse to the floor moments afterwards, convulsing and writhing, before they merely fall unconscious from the stress, and have the rest of their consciousnesses absorbed into the brain. Technically speaking, the Spiders aren't dead. They are merely all within the brain, individually, as beings unable to act, but capable of thinking and seeing. Hah. I toss the jar upwards, and it vanishes in a burst of amethyst light, teleporting over to a project in Grayhold I've been working on. The mindless bodies of the Spiders expire moments afterwards. Hah.
Hank stands over Wilson's unconscious body, holding the largest weapon left in his inventory; penultimatum. Anything that attempts to attack Wilson this round will get blown to smithereens by the second biggest standard(ish) projectile weapon in the game.
I do nothing else as we have a comb rave/dual rave to be unleashed that will pretty much end off this area, if not the next one as well.
Battlefield: I use BT: Colourmatic on the last faction leader, or the mobs if he's dead
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $234
Mindscape: Make way to and enter temple
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 6/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 6/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 6/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
Activate paratus alica, incipiunt simulatis alchemiter (A pre-prepared spell that simulates the basics of the alchemiter. The alchemiter sim spell would've been very, very, very long. Probably at least half as long as the programming it takes to get alchemiters to work, really not a verbal spell.)
Convertam quatuor in unum, merge functiones et quid apparentia (The &&s)
Ignore limites, potentia Source regius sanguis et reconde potestatem (Ignoring level cap through power of royal blood and charges)
Finis (End)
The four items, having been sitting there for the duration of the casting, quickly vanish into a blinding red light. When it fades, a copy of The Azure Armoury is in the large circle. Somewhat out of breath, Red picks it up, puts it to the side, and prepares to create the second item.
You enter the temple. All of your memories are displayed on what look like computer monitors. Since you were activated around Act 3, all of your memories consist of events from DTG2. The Massive Battle of Armies, the Arrival, the Glitch, all of the Trials... It's all there.
The Anthem is complete. Because it would be stupid to make it a self-use, i hand another use of it to Talist because i heard no objections from Twin when i mentioned it. As for what it does HOW ABOUT YOU WAIT UNTIL IT COMES INTO PLAY. DON'T SEND ME 12,000 MESSAGES ABOUT IT OKAY? Okay. Anyway...
Do what should be done: killing Destruction's Owner. By way of taking it the standard route and just punching him until he falls ove-
*sword to the face*
...Okay, different tactic. Let's see how this work-
*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
...Oh okay, that just happened. He just got Quick Man Beam'd in the face. I'll accept that.
POLYGONAL ARCS: A pair of polygonal arcs that look like a cross between polygonal Nintendo 64-ish graphics and the Kolmas of the Aurum. They fire 64-bit energy at their enemies.
I vomit up acid all over the chopper, and say "That's not how you use a axe! *grabs axe and throws it at his head like a tomahawk* THAT'S how you use a axe!"
(Godmodder's Tower) I end up the Final Zombie having the sword on it's Face. however there is a Medkit for omglolsguy22 in Excavate while it has appeared i become the Blood Spirit to mae all the Spiders having holes on the bodies making them bleed to death after that, an Spider lost all of it's blood and dies.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I turned into Mega Charizard Y then i burn the Creepers making them Self-Destruct to the Spiders.
I go into a timestop and -BONK- a sizeable amount of mobs, grimdark a lot more, and cause multiple others to crumble into dust. I also open fire with the High-Energy Pellet Gun, and a Multiplexer, sweeping out an arc of pellets that instantly kills many, many mobs.
As the Futurama Gate gets reduced to nothingness, a voice cries out.
NO! NOT MY MOTHERSHIP!
An escape pod ejects, and heads back through the portal right before it is destroyed.
THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8! I'LL BE BACK! ONE DAY! MAYBE!
The Futurama Gang look at where the Gate just was.
Well that ended fast.
Stupid Richard...
How are we going to get home now?
Well, we could use Old Bessie ((The actual name of the Planet Express Ship)) to travel through the void back to our home universe. Normally it would take months and months, but since in our universe the speed of light was increased 263461538.462-fold ((one can travel to the edge of the universe in a week in the Futuramaverse)) it will take only a couple of minutes. However, we may want to stay here until the war is over.
And then?
Travel back home, you idiot! And then fight in the Third Godmodding War, which I predict will start a week later.
AWW COME ON! YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER WAR! I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH CRAP, AND I JOINED LATE!
Doctor Octogonapus attacks Destruction's Owner. If he is dead, Doctor Octogonapus attacks a zombie.
==Excavate==
Lothyra receives a communications from Leela.
The Other Arrival's ended early.
Darn. The last waves would probably have been described as "awesome." But there's no use crying over spilled milk. What killed them, anyway?
Richard.
Son of a-
Lothyra then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on The Chopper.
Fury attack 10/10 Finished
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 9/15
Critical Strike 9/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 1/5
I use my fury attack on the cable:
My knife splits into two as I slash in random lightning quick combinations. I finish off by teleporting all around the cable and slashing with all my might, and then sheath my weapon.
Something has awoken, somewhere, I can feel it..
The Chopper shrinks down enough that he passes through an atom and enters a parallel universe as a result! Said parallel universe is full of... uh. Mimes. Yeah, he takes 9,000 damage, don't feel like going in detail about that.
Battlefield: I use moon's dagger on the mobs
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $236
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 7/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 7/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 7/11
-HMAS Ship, about a week ago-
Hey Blue, I have a gift for you. Two, actually.
Hmm... the fact that you called me Blue means you're going to give me something important or amusing, which is it?
...How about you stop being meta and let me tell you?
Alright.
Red hands Blue a copy of both alchemies, and she proceeds to spend a fair amount of time examining the two, and tests them out a little
Huh, thanks, these will be useful.
You're welcome, though to be honest, I didn't make them for you primarily.
PARANOiA: Ha! I still have one more trick up my sleeve.
5l1n65h07: And what would that be? Your pawn is killed, and you have no HP left.
PARANOiA Pulls out a semi-glitched token.
PARANOiA: Remember this from Act 2?
5l1n65h07: How did you-
PARANOiA: when you guys killed Lord English and ended the homestuck invasion, part of the crockercorp ships landed on my territory. Among the parts, was a Finale Operandi Token. I have been waiting for this very moment ever since. And you know my motto: I cannot go out... With a BANG!
PARANOiA uses the Finale Operandi Token and it dissolves in a dark yellow glow. PARANOiA takes out a block that has numerical buttons and types 0 divided by -0.
5l1n65h07: You're crazy if you're gonna do that!
PARANOiA: YOU are the crazy one! Liking the OSC and Fandoms! So goodbye, 5l1n65h07!
PARANOiA > KAMIKAZE: FINALE OPERANDI: Division by Negative Zero.
PARANOiA presses the equal button on the block, and the block ERRORly explodes, ERRORing everything in a ball of pure corruption until nothing can be seen at all. PARANOiA Dissolves into the corruption. And then, Extreme Light.
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Aj
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An INSANELY CRITICAL 107,000, and 4,050 Damage with no chance in hell of avoiding it has been dealt to every Entity.
The only entities that had kamikaze attacks that successfully went through were the Mechs and the UOSS. All of those cases were justified, as the Mechs were bosses and the UOSS was a 100-post charge. In PARANOiA's case, a kamikaze is not justified since he isn't a boss and isn't a 100-post charge. Sorry, but it's not going through.
Hey... of all my machines, CogWynd was my favorite. Jerk.
@5lin65h07: Well, that's overpowered. Even though the way you wrote it would imply that all players get massively overkilled and all entities take only 8,100 damage. And that stun... Everyone seems to underestimate stuns. Based on this, that one attack dealt about 242,700 damage. That's if you assume a player deals 6000 damage per post and entities deal 12,000 per turn. And that's if you take the less destructive interpretation. Well, Wilson wasn't planning on attacking anyway.
30/50 and 39/50 +1 to Tazz and Pricy
I tell the Chopper to chop chop. When it turns and laughs at me for something so obvious it gets clobbered in the back of the head by a large swinging log. It could have ducked under that, but didn't chop chop.
Commands:
- Fayther: Copy fro-wait a minute, Fayther is dead? What? Seems like we need more entities than I thought.
- Alexiron: Chain of Water on the 4 most injured friendly characters. Which I believe would be the defensive shields, Kage_Yaiba, omglols, and Amper4nd. MANA: 5/8
Splash potion of chills O0O splash potion of Flares = Splash Potion of Temperature DONE
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash potion of venom = Splash Potion of Charring DONE
Splash potion of Flares O0O Splash Corruption Potion = Splash Potion of Oblivion DONE
"If THIS is the full effect of the OP Scale, then it has proven... disappointing. Were it not for a few intervals, perhaps you would already have been dead, respawned, and would currently be plotting a third and final all-out attack."
I then charge into the mob army, smashing through 4 skeletons, then stomp a 5th one into the floor while simultaneously infecting it with Mechroa, tear a 6th one in half, put away one of the Pomson 9000's, and rip off the upper spine and skull of a 7th, using it as a bludgeon against an 8th skeleton.
If they have not been taken care of yet, Allan executes the last zombie, then opens fire on Destruction's owner.
Amulet of Runic Shielding && Amulet of Void && Vis Storage Amulet && Mixed Crystal Cluster = Vis's Amulet (3/6)
Ethereal Wisp 21/25
Truth's Hats 23/50
+1 to Ire x2. Good luck slaying the fellow. Hah.
I begin a new charge. Eldarium Curse 1/50. May as well utilize some more dubious spellcraft far derived from the Minecraftian side of things. Or any side of things, for that matter. I mean, have you ever seen the flesh peel off of somebody? I have, both in mime hell and in reality, during one of my vivisections of the owner of Demise. If Generic did not slay Destruction's owner with Sunrise, I would be better off defending myself, seeing as I literally cut Demise's owner to pieces, which I took to storage whilst he was barely living. Bodies cannot disappear when they are not actually whole enough to represent a player in the slightest, after all. Besides, there are people on the Grayholdian black market who would pay fortunes for the stuff. Ridiculously lucrative. The knowledge I obtain from the dissection itself, however, is worth far more than the extortionate prices of the black market.
I watch the League of Mobs for several moments, drawing Ashes to Ashes with a mild look of interest upon my face. It is time to see what this thing can do. I point the wooden staff towards a few blocks in the floor. Immediately, the jade gem atop the staff glows with a white light, and the blocks disappear, dissolving into pure energy. Instead of permitting the energetic residue to form into wisps, I immediately empower myself with the essence of time. A bright gold light around the staff indicates where the Light essence went. Hah. I watch as red obscures my vision. I was never meant to wield time. But, fate won't stop me. It is my job to circumvent it, after all. I release the energy in a gradual manner, watching as time slows around me. With a small gesture with Ashes to Ashes, the slowing of time ceases around the tower. The tower appears to be within a centralized bubble in spacetime, evidently. Quite the difference, when compared to how I usually act in these situations. I point the staff's jade topper in the direction of the Spiders once more, and watch, channeling the essence of fortune. Light is the essence of fortune, in case it was not evident. There is one thing permitting me to do channel Light without spontaneously combusting. Light is representative of knowledge as well as fortune. According to some, I am a scout of light. Hah. But, this will not come into the realm of relevance. Yet. I manipulate the threads of fate and fortune, shuddering subconsciously with the energy required. It seems as if, despite my more comprehensible connection to Light, I cannot wield it for much longer than time. Or, at the least, I cannot wield pure, unadulterated, Tempus and Mercuria. This is a fact. Amethyst sparks burst randomly from my form as I focus the energy of fortune towards the Spiders. Within several moments, the Light begins to build up. I begin glowing with a golden aura, the amethyst sparks bursting from my body ceasing to emit themselves completely and utterly. In their place, it appears as if orchid sparks are being emanated. Interesting. I lower Ashes to Ashes, pointing the Jade gem serving as a staff topper directly at the Spiders. Slowly, whilst being devastated by light, I manipulate the essences of knowledge and fortune. Suddenly, the Spiders begin to twitch and convulse, glowing with a golden aura continually. I levitate around an inch or two, maximum, into the air, fusing the aspect to the creatures, whilst spasming with the influence of the aspect itself. The orchid sparks are suddenly overcome by a light teal aura, as I attempt to... 'fix the problem.' A mixture of Mind and Light conflict in my being, both of which attempting to force each other out. I'd rather not become a Mage of Light, thank you very much. Mind is far more useful. The whispers and mutterings within my head transform into screams and shouts. Of course, while this is occurring, the Spiders in question have more or less suffered the fate of those unable to manipulate Light. By which, I mean that the floor collapsed under them, and they fell to their deaths. Unlucky. Hah. Anyhow, I clutch my head, as my teal aura begins to shift and sputter, evidently failing. A holographic Mind symbol appears above my head, shifting to that of Light, and back again, constantly vacillating. I continue to float upwards, hovering several meters in the air, limply. I begin to see things. Visions of death and keys. Visions of paranoia, anger, and failure. And, above all, I see an overarching vision that seems to dominate all others. Some sort of Eclipse. There is a flash of intermixing gold and teal light, and I collapse to the ground, slight amounts of smoke wafting from where the vacillating holographic symbol was initially present. All is silent for several minutes. When I return to the realm of the conscious, my vision appears to be dominated entirely by the color red. Everything is in shades of red, though this begins to clear up, very slowly. This assures one thing. Mind definitely won out, in the end.
DARK_PIT'S TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining) [TAKE 2 BECAUSE THIS STUPID FORUM REMOVED IT]
Anthem: 50/50
A.B.E.: 19/50
Umbra Scepter: 3/7
"Yeah, that's not happening on my watch. Or really anyone's watch."
I grab Pit's Ubzulla-casting Wand and use it to cast Ubzulla on your precious little Paranoia. Have fun unleashing that when he's deader then dead, suffering from Level 4 poison, and can't unleash Apocalyptical moves.
And while i still have it, i cast Ubzulla on a few Skeletons.
My Action: I troll the mobs by levitating the cake out of their reach (or, if that is not possible, making the cake invisible instead). Some mobs commit suicide because they just realized the cake is a lie.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind creates a diversion on the Andromeda front by using their ignore-all-defenses teraport (cannot be blocked by anything because the Fleetmind just overpowers defenses, and yes they have the power to overpower the ACN Turret if they really need to) to teraport the ACN Turret into the middle of a massive dark matter entity cluster at the war front in the Andromeda galaxy. The dark matter entities attack the ACN Turret. Unless the ACN Turret's AI is advanced enough to figure out what weapons to use on dark matter entities (hint: it was stated at sometime in this thread), the dark matter entities start surrounding it and begin creating a black hole around it, crushing the turret into an ACN Black Hole, which cannot attack Chuck Norris without collateral damage involving the whole planet. Even if the turret fights off the dark matter entities, it is stuck in the Andromeda galaxy until it does fight off the dark matter things, and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the godmodder into subatomic particles in 3.2 seconds.
SCP-2317 Action: I cast the Curse of This Sucks, man! on Destruction's Owner, making him realize he is going to die and thus making him die.
You levitate the cake out of reach! 3 Creepers suicide!
ACN Turret destroyed! The Godmodder places down a new one.
GODMODDER: I forgot to tell you... about the SECOND ACN Turret!
I calmly take out Valhalla and casually unperson Paranoia without any regard to his personal name spelling preferences. I then take out a giant box and put a bunch of mobs into it. I then play a bunch of terrible Pandora channels into the box, and everyone is somewhat confused as to whether these Schrodinger's mobs have succumbed to this Pandora box. It then turns out they did, and killed themselves to avoid the terrible music. I then casually run Starry Mage through with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd.
Cane/Machine Gun && Golden Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun 5/5
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 2/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-22, crystal-21, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
4 Creepers killed!
GOLDEN CANE/MACHINE GUN: A golden machine gun. Its innocuous form is a cane.
(Godmodder's Tower) Wait? Where is the Sacred Vials *sees all the vials of sacred items being emptied* OH MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU! after this reaction i begin chopping some Spiders up for my Venom bottle then what i see, is a Gift of 4 Random Sacred Items Elsewhere in the Excavate area. there is a million knife stabs on ProofofconcepT due to Stabbing the Cables making the elevator fall extremely quick then i sent out the all Excavator Players a vote to each member.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pit
Starry Mage's Action: I inhaled the Air to preform the Laser Dragon Breath at the Spiders.
(Godmodder's Tower) i hear someone then it threw a Emergency Medkit then i repaired myself. i cut up some Spiders while i am attempting to make the Ultimate Venom.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +1 to Talist; +1 to Pokefan
Starry Mage's Action: I cut some Spiders while i also collect some eyes from these.
The Phoenix (48/50) (Rise from the Ashes. +2 from Generic,, +2 from Ire, +1 from Crystal,)
Golden (30/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +2 from Generic, +1 from Ire, +1 from Talist +1 from Erelye)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 3/7)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 7/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 8/11)
This turn I've not much time on my person, forgive me.
I use For Glory on Destruction's Owner, or the Creepers if he's dead, or the Spiders if they're all gone, or the Zombies if they're all gone, or the Skeletons if they're all gone.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SUPER SMASH - FOR GLORY
((Okay, everyone that is interested in having a character join the IUPC please say out loud, I forgot to write down who was. Similarly, everyone who will be taking Eric's evacuation out please say so as well. Even if you are planning on trying to join the IUPC. And please state which characters are interested in each. Also, twin, are my spoils really already recharged or did you just forget to update them?))
Anyways, the faceless eight stand-in rolls itself again at the last owner if he's not dead yet, at the SS Omega if it is, and if somehow both of those have survived, the faceless eight take out more of the mobs.
Hank continues standing over Wilson, to add to Penultimatum's power, he hits him self with a potion of manpower, doubling his attack power for this round. (this is two posts channeled into the attack. Basically, anything that attacks Wilson or Hank this round is going to be counter-attacked for two things worth of penultimatum, compounded with x2 multiplier. Three rounds of penultimatum if I make another post before the round ends. If nothing attacks Hank or Wilson, this counter will default to murdering the remaining mobs, if those are all dead the last owner, and if he's dead, SS Omega, and if that's dead, whoever is being the most obnoxious (other than engie because I really don't want engie CONSUMEing Hank))
I forgot to update them.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
1-6-2-5-8-6-3-8
The ground beneath Destruction's Owner opens up, revealing a writhing mass of eldritch tentacles that quickly ensnares Destruction's Owner and rips his face off, turning him... well, faceless. He struggles a bit, flashing red, before going still. The tentacles drag him into the pit, which disappears. Destruction's Owner killed!
I produce a huge sword and, with no drama whatsoever, attempt repeatedly to remove various parts of Chopper's body with extreme force.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Ire, for the express purpose of furthering this attempt at planning!
Anachronlog;
It has been more than a week since the huge vessel's reactivation, and while the evacuation took longer than expected, it's complete now, with the last few lunar freighters landing in their slots to be unloaded, then disassembled completely and compressed for storage as raw materials.
The surface of the Moon below seems... Empty. The crust carved out, emptied of everything worth collecting, Bedrock itself shaved down, in most places, to the last layer before reaching the Undervoid. Some of the continent-sized fires lit by Parasol's last battle still burn, molten hellholes too hostile even for the heaviest mining waldoes to traverse, and, in a few dozen places, new fires ignite one by one, the huge, simple, and efficient fission reactors that powered the entirety of the Lunar mining project stripped of useful parts and of coolant, then left to fail and burn, their cores still holding enough fuel to remain hot for centuries, slowly charring their way through the regolith.
An empty husk of a world, and, in high orbit, massive attitude rockets slowly turning it for its penultimate main impulse-drive burn before departing this area of the Multiverse altogether, the Anachron, a comparatively tiny chunk of metal with far too much gravity for its size, the wealth of an emptied world held in controlled singularities deep within her hull.
The tiny sparks of RCS engines stop, the last hangar doors close, and for a few moments there is stillness.
Then the main engines, five shallow bell-shapes composed of some black substance, far tougher than the rest of the hull, ignite in a long cone of purest white light, a thousand times brighter than the sun. A comet's tail of atomic fire streaming off into the vacuum, most of its particles moving at very nearly the speed of light, twenty million miles long, the Anachron nothing more than a black speck of metal at the thinnest end of the cone, invisible but to a polarized and computer-controlled telescope.
The last antimatter reactors on the ship, these engines, the only place where the horribly unstable, but very high energy stuff is worth keeping around in large quantities.
The crew, one must assume, are still dead, or not yet awakened, for at this rate of acceleration any soft-bodied living thing would be doing an interesting imitation of gritty red jam on the floor.
The Phoenix (49/50) (Rise from the Ashes.) (ONE MORE!)
Golden (31/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 4/7)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 8/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 9/11)
I moan for CogWynd's death. I appreciated him! I put a massive charge into him! He was using his awesome super-attack of awesome! I weep for CogWynd, which results in a pool of Lemon-Lime soda to form because Trickster Tears take the form of Lemon-Lime soda. It's so much soda that Destruction's owner (or the Creepers if he's dead, or the Spiders if they're all gone, or the Zombies if they're all gone, or the Skeletons if they're all gone) suddenly finds himself(/themselves) drowning in soda, which, naturally, is not a pleasant experience discounting the drowning bit. Soda really burns the skin! It's not at all fun! I then go into RAEG MOED, and grow to five times my size before unleashing a massive Death Laser from my eyes at Destruction's Owner (or the Creepers if he's dead, or the Spiders if they're all gone, or the Zombies if they're all gone, or the Skeletons if they're all gone) for five minutes. The compounded death radiation is so extreme that the area around him(them) inexplicably explodes. I then get over it, because war never changes and he's not the first nor the last.
I command the Ultimate Wily Capsule (on pain of a ridiculously cruel death) to attack Destruction's Owner unless he's dead, in which case, take down the S.S. Omega (in case that survived), unless that went down (most likely solution), in which case he's going to attack the Creepers, or the Spiders if they're all dead, or the Zombies if they are all dead, or the Skeletons if they are all dead.
Battlefield: I use the broken clock to killsteal the last owner, or if I can't, just shoot the mobs
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames, The Ultraband, The Azure Armoury, Dreamer's Canteen, Ultra iHack, The Plug
Wilson's Shop: $238
Mindscape:
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Flashstepping AND Shoes AND Azure Essence 8/11
Insta-Teleporter AND Mind Reading Device AND Azure Essence 8/11
Magic Cueball AND Tablet on Wikipedia AND Azure Essence 8/11
The Broken Clock can only be used sparingly. 2 Creepers killed!
Magic Room Blueprints -c Ea Mechanism x4 -c Ultracircle -c Thaumonomitron x2 -c Magical Apparati (Basically a massive collection of sundry magical stuff to round this room upgrade out, for flavor.) = Magic Room Upgrade 1/4
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 9/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 4/25
I may join the IUPC, depends on what exactly it is. I seem to have forgotten or not gotten a clear enough idea.
I pull out the Soul Wand and begin gesturing with it. My mouth moves as if chanting, but no words are heard. A sphere of a roiling foglike substance forms in front of me and, rushing forward, envelops The Chopper, surrounding him in the essence of silence. Another sphere of fog forms in front of me and abruptly spears forward into a spike, slicing through The Chopper. The silent field still around The Chopper begins to twist and contort, surrounding his head. He appears to be completely deafened, and I exploit this opportunity to morph the Soul Wand back into a facsimile of its original form, a knife, and slice him several times. His mouth opens in a soundless scream, and the waves of liquid silence flood into it, choking him. Some remains in his ears, continuing to deafen him.
EA MECHANISM: A series of small Ea Contrivances encased in a crystalline sphere ripe with magical energy. The Ea Contrivances can rapidly produce and store large amounts of thaumic energy, which can then be channeled through the sphere and used in various offensive attacks.
The Chaos Eye becomes the Chaos Tendril. It has 150,000 HP. Each turn, it will capture one enemy, dealing 3000 damage and canceling its attack. Right now, it attacks no one because Comb Rave.
I witness the Comb Rave.
Chaos Tendril added! Was the Chaos Shard charged at all?
The Phoenix (50/50) (Rise from the Ashes.) (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
thePhoenix(Alchemies MoorbladeParts) executing...
Golden (33/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms... +1 from Crystal)
The Slag Shocker && Liquid Wither && Jarred Blizzard = The Effect-Slinger (Level 6: 5/7)
The Antagonist && The Sham && HALI Array = The Archenemy (Level 10: 9/11)
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = Nullus Cimex (Level 10: 10/11)
Hidden away in the Mainframe, having hitched a ride with the Engietech soldiers that went back and stowed away in an unsecured part of the ship in a shipping container large enough to hold all the pieces, my actual Minecraft Avatar (as opposed to myself) gets cracking. No way in hell I'd do this within GodCraft with all those Mimes around. That, and I'd only be here for a little while.
All the pieces of the ship are all in place-the new frame, the new armor plating, the new thrusters, the new Cockpit, the new Bedroom, the new medbay, the new luxury room, the new storage room, the new generator, the new miniguns and turrets, drone deployers, smoke deployer, the new Wave Motiion Gun, the new Rocket Turret... and the majjykal circles I am using to create the whole thing and mash it all together. All the miscellaneous parts are also in place-all the wiring, supplies, and other stuff. All that's missing is the Energy shielding, which will be incorporated just a little later.
This is it. A ton of Alchemization, planning and charge has gone into this one. Everything is in place, exactly in place. I'm not about to see it fail.
I tap my finger gently upon the edge of the first, outermost circle, with an Olive-colored glow surrounding it. The many pieces start to glow olive, and start levitating, and rapidly spinning around, restrained by the confines of the majjyk circle, but only by that. Slowly, however, the pieces start clinking together, weaving around each other in a powerful way. However, that's not all that's going on-the metals of the ship, where appropriate, are being morphed into a slight alloy of Divinium, a blessing courtesy of Mythos/Origin Wands/The Gate-Knocker and being able to fire/create *anything*. Divinium is included in the set of *anything,* but just in case I took a chip off of Markus prior to impacting it into Mythos with Brine earlier-either way I can get. It's ultimately going to wind up approximately ten parts per thousand, or 1% of the total metal, but that should be enough to have noticeable impact. I admit, this would be a whole lot easier with just the Alchemiter, but ultimately this method provides the opportunity to add some extra majjykal enhancement (aside from the Divinium Alloy-making). Specifically a Majjykal enchantment pertaining to my powers. Typically this would be temporary, but just as the ship itself finally clicks the last parts together and becomes whole, I tap upon the inner circle.
The glow intensifies-runes and glyphs of permanence were within that circle, which naturally make permanent whatever majjykal effects happened. This should not only subtly improve ship durability by making the pieces feel more 'glued' together, but also make the majjykal aura that was briefly present also permanent-making the ship itself imbued with every power I possess, to a considerably nerfed extent. It is infused with my essence and aura-not exactly a Soulbind, though. But what I did is permanent, and it's not going to go away anytime soon. The glow dissipates and the whole thing settles gently on the ground.
Now, for the easy part, the check. I pull out the ship key (shaped like a door), and press the button.
The Moorblade 2.0 revs to life, the lights going on and the door to the ship opening. I step inside and admire all the new fixtures. It's back from being a slab of wreckage, and stronger than it was before. I'm satisfied.
I teleport my avatar self and the Moorblade back to GodCraft.
Yes, the Moorblade 2.0 is an Alchemy, in a loose sense. It's the Void-Proof Armor, Voided Frame, HUD Cockpit, Top-Class Bedroom, Crimson Minienders, The Oblivionator, Laser Nerfers, Explosives Deployer, Gaseous Concouction System, Superfast Medbay, Hammerspace Storage, Phantascoria's Frenzy, Fear Itself, and the Satisfaction room, in no particular order. They're Level 9, 10, 8, 8, 10 (x4), 10, 10 (x4), 9 (x2), 6, 8, 10, 10, 10, and 8, in that exact order. Divinium is level 10 and is described as nigh-invincible, the material Markus was made of, but being in such small quantities that's only probably gonna amount to a minor boost. All of that just for reference for twin.
I check the New Moorblade's level and description.
I take the above exposition and bash it against a living PG entity at random. Exposition is an extremely effective weapon, ya' know? Also, I'll probably be at the IUPC explanation, if nothing else.
Moorblade 2.0 (Level 50)
MOORBLADE 2.0: The resurrected, refurbished, completely new and improved version of the Moorblade. What was once mere wreckage has been turned into the pinnacle of spacecraft. It has void-proof and glitch-proof armor, a cockpit that can project holograms, several lines of weapons that run on the energy of pure oblivion, some rooms engineered for relaxation, an infinite storage room, a top-of-the-line medbay, several more lines of weapons that fire noxious gases and nerfing beams, and an absolutely massive wave motion gun at the ship's helm.
Magic Room Blueprints -c Ea Mechanism x4 -c Ultracircle -c Thaumonomitron x2 -c Magical Apparati (Basically a massive collection of sundry magical stuff to round this room upgrade out, for flavor.) = Magic Room Upgrade 2/4
+1 to Tazz, +1 to Generic.
Libram Contractualis 10/25
Blue and Black, Guild and Mind 11/25 (+6 total this turn from Gutza)
Only now remembering to ward my mind against all this Indigo Flame flying around, I quickly prepare and cast two spells. Mind Blank and Permanency. Mind Blank protects the affected from all devices and spells that detect, influence, or read emotions or thoughts. Let's say this makes it harder to glean any information from my mindscape, but doesn't impede the entering of it. "Far be it from me to completely cut off such an interesting new gameplay mechanic, after all." Permanency simply makes permanent any magical effect, at a hefty magical cost. Which I can easily pay, of course. There, my already-existent mental wards are brought into narrative existence and further reinforced.
I decide to break from my current rut of magic and go into full dakka mode. I begin channeling Gaige the Mechromancer, instantly boost myself up to full Anarchy levels, massively increasing damage but decreasing accuracy by the same proportion, and pull out a Torgue shotgun. I also activate Close Enough, ensuring any missed shots have a chance to ricochet into The Chopper for halved damage. I run up to him at around melee range and fire several blasts from the shotgun, explosive pellets ripping into The Chopper and exploding. I jump back and pull out a Anarchist pistol, spraying bullets into The Chopper at a massive rate of fire, before pulling out The Shredder and revving it up, carving bloody lines of bullet-pierced flesh through The Chopper several times over before ceasing the attack.
Lothyra alchemizes Material Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad and Nuclear Engineer's Handbook & Fluorite Decad, then rolls the Construction's Decad at The Chopper.
CONSTRUCTION'S DECAD: A set of ten D10s forged from various types of metal. They throb with the power of civil engineers.
ELECTRIFIED DECAD: A set of ten bronze/gold D10s. They throb with the power of electrical engineering.
7-3-3-3-8-1-1-2-3-2-3
The Chopper is teleported to a city constructed entirely of huge buildings! They all spontaneously fall on him. 7,000 damage!
I stare at the League of Mobs. In all honesty, I am literally running off of minimum energy, seeing as I have spent the last 48.5 hours without sleep, at the time of writing this. Enjoyable. I feel empty on the inside, as if I were both cold, and internally dying. It was worth it. Anyhow, I draw the Writhing Stick. I twist the rod of living wood about in my nimble fingers, muttering to myself about the inevitability of death, or something of the sort. I point the rod into the League of Mobs, and channel a large amount of magical energies through the agonizing rod. Suddenly, several mobs in the crowd are impaled upon spikes of writhing wood, which happen to burst from the ground, evidently of their own volition. And, by 'own volition,' I mean that they are forced by my will alone. The spikes punch through the chests of the mobs in question, accompanied by a shower of red. The spikes continue to grow as they force themselves through the chests of the afflicted mobs. Slowly, twigs sprout from the writhing spikes, growing through the wounds their progenitors generated so magnanimously several moments earlier. I channel the agonizing magic of the Writhing Stick, fusing pure agony with the creatures in question. Their wounds automatically heal. This would not normally be agonizing, save for the fact that they are currently growing around the twigs and spikes. Hah. With a flick of the rod, the spikes suddenly accelerate forwards, skewering several more mobs. The writhing twigs and spikes of wood are soaked in red, along with scraps of flesh, bone, bodily tissue, and torn fragments of organs. Hah. I make an obscure gesture with the Writhing Stick moments afterward, and the tips of the spikes begin to twist upwards, bodies still skewered upon it. The spikes begin to twist around each other, slowly forming a singular gnarled trunk of writhing wood. Bark sprouts upon the smooth wood, slowly forming an actual tree. Yes, this means that the bodies sprout bark. Hah. The tree appears to be primarily untarnished. Well, there is the occasional limb sticking out, which I promptly sever, telekinetically. I flick the Writhing Stick once more. The trunk of the tree begins to sprout a plethora of branches, several of which immediately skewer mobs. I slide the Writhing Stick into my inventory, and proceed to telekinetically smash the tree, and all of the bodies within it, to pure energy. Essentia of multiple types spills to the floor, rapidly evaporating into the air in the form of Flux Gas. I watch as the remnant of the League of Mobs begin to asphyxiate from Flux Gas inhalation, along with suffering from the instability that Flux entails.
I draw the Golden Sunsticks. I immediately wave the twin wands, allowing them to obtain large amounts of artificial sunlight from literal frozen rays of sunlight I attained in the depths of an ancient temple, some time ago. I heal myself.
I begin a new charge, seeing as I now have a vacancy. Libratum Cogitatione 1/30.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 13:26
I glance at the Curative Vat holding the pig. There is only one way to actually display what I can do with this ring. Or, rather, its transmutative abilities. Hah. I stride over to the large vat, and twist a valve on the side. Immediately, bubbles of essentia begin to flow into the water-filled vat. The pig seems unaffected. This is just to prevent it from drowning. It is usually automated, but there are certainly some exceptions. Afterwards, I silently walk to the side of the vat, staring at what is almost certainly a control panel. I pull a lever directly down. A click resounds throughout the room. I let go of the device, and the lever sails back into its original space, with another click. A hatch at the top of the Curative Vat immediately opens. Without another word, I telekinetically pull the pig out of the vat, placing it lightly on the floor before my form. After several moments, the pig regains consciousness, and looks about, before coming to stare at me. The effects of bodily transmutation on female pigs, test one. I incline my hand, and the crystal upon the ring adorning my finger turns to some sort of earthy green. I expend the remnants of the energy from the actual infusion of the item to automatically fuel Transmutation. The crystal begins to glow with a faint olive aura. Suddenly, there is a flash of olive light, obscuring the vision of all in the room. During this moment, the pig is suffering a most unpleasant transformation. The blood within its body slowly grows somewhat thicker, pumping through the heart with some difficulty. The blood itself begins to shift in color from red to jade. Slowly, the body of the pig shifts in form, the magic at hand lengthening its limbs, and overall transmuting its form into that of a humanoid. With several more seconds, the pig's skin fades to gray, and it begins to grow jet black hair upon its head, along with two candy corn-esque horns. Hah. Without as much as a moment, I telekinetically restrain the as-of-yet nameless troll, and pull a syringe out of my alchemical bag, striding towards the being. Without wasting as much as a moment, stab the syringe into the arm of the troll, pushing down on the plunger. At this point, I'd say the troll, now already rather surprised at having a far larger brain than a pig, and now suffering from whatever hormonal reactions troll females tend to. I haven't any clue. However, the troll/pig immediately begins panting heavily, likely in shock from my sudden syringe-work. Hah. I wait for several moments, as the troll's breathing returns to a normal rate. At this point, I pull the syringe from the troll, and stare at the liquid now within. The jade blood glints in the dim light of the overhead lamps as I nod to myself, placing the syringe into a nearby Servoconverter. I channel the energy of the ring's creation once more, and there is another flash of olive light, and the troll transforms into a generic human male. Interesting. After another moment, and another flash of olive light, the human/troll/pig becomes a Dersite carapacian. Mhm. I return the pig to it's initial state, before telekinetically flinging it into the Curative Vat once more, and sealing the hatch with a pull of the lever. The pig is very much awake in the vat. I force some sedatives into the vat with a push of a button. This will be a valuable research asset. I could do anything to a living being. Well, likely not First Guardians, dream demons, et cetera. Essentially, I can manipulate the bodies of anything not exponentially more powerful than I in any way whatsoever. Brilliant.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 13:51
25/25 Expended. Hah.
After around half an hour of doing who knows what, I traverse the labyrinthine halls of Grayhold, examining things of note as I walk past. I've just had some sort of research breakthrough regarding the basis of Nihil Parva. This could be rather beneficial. Who knew crystal wisps were so potent? But, that's a story for another time. You do not want to know of my exploits in the field of wisps. They would either make you think I am utterly insane, which is a reasonable response, or make you think I am some sort of intellectual genius, something that probably isn't accurate. I silently stride across the Greatwood planks serving as the floor, walking down the hall, to what appears to be another infusion chamber, one that appears to have been where the first forays into mass-Runic Shielding occurred. I take an abrupt left, slowly opening an Arcane Door, and slipping in. I am immediately faced with a very small room with a rather high ceiling. Shelves line the walls. I grab a purple crystal off of a shelf, along with a bottle of Concentrated Vis, an Arcane Singularity, and a Primal Charm. In all seriousness, holding Arcane Singularities inside of mundane storage rooms is absurdly dangerous. One bump, and they could burst into a literal arcane singularity, tearing a chunk out of this room, and likely the ones around it as well. It's a health and safety concern. I'll address it after the infusion. As such, I exit the storage room, quietly shutting the Arcane Door behind me as I leave. Then, I walk further down the hall, passing faint balls of Nitor, dim Arcane Lamps, and other similarly bright objects affixed to the wall, dimmed by what appears to be a combination of natural wards and Gaseous Tenebrae. Hah. I enter the medium-sized infusion room, glaring down from the balcony at the Infusion Altar, before taking the flight of stairs on the right down. I place the Concentrated Vis, the Vis Crystal, the Arcane Singularity (extremely cautiously), and the Primal Charm upon four of the surrounding pedestals in a symmetrical manner, before placing the ring I just finished explaining a mere half hour ago upon the central pedestal, in its Sorcerous mode. In one fluid motion, I draw the Hazel Wand, and tap the Runic Matrix with it lightly, stepping back several meters, back onto the stairs, as I do so. The Runic Matrix immediately begins receiving copious amounts of essentia from the Essentia Reservoirs in the east wall, the runes upon the actual matrix glowing with aubergine light. A few sparks of aubergine light burst from the core of the Matrix, but nothing excessively serious. The infusion shifts to its second stage, consuming the items. A spark of aubergine lightly arcs towards the Arcane Singularity, and I duck towards it, shielding it from a near-cataclysmic reaction. A minute later, it is finished. The ring upon the central pedestal is obscured by a burst of mauve sparks, and reappears, exactly the same as it was beforehand. I take the ring, and place it upon my finger once more. The Sorcerous form has acquired a new active attack, Nodal Outburst, a two turn charge. Hah. I keep the Ring of Sorcery in its Sorcerous mode, and finally prepare it for actual sight in combat.
Ring of Sorcery: Current Mode Active: Sorcerous. Red Matter IIII Primal III Nodal Outburst III
I realize that the universe is in fact a hologram, and furthermore realize that I'm probably going to lose if ever a Shatter happens. Even in the face of these overwhelming odds, I want to change the future. Suddenly, a Monado appears, with a red-green colorscheme. I... I've found my own Monado. With this, the future is mine for the taking!
Nope. Not happening. Not now, at the very least.
Alright, fiiiiiiiine.
Anyways, looks like we've found his first legitimate appropriately thematic weapon. Sweet. That sentence made no sense. Whatever, let's just murder more mobs. I open fire with the Golden Machine Gun, shooting a bunch of mobs up. I then cut several of them up with the True Monado.
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 3/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
I hack and give the godmodder a virus which destroys his computer.
That's one down. Only infinity left to go.
No entity in Team Excelsior decides to act.
Sawbuck deals 5 damage to ProofofconcepT! Garen deals 9,000 damage to the Chopper! The L4 Dispenser heals the Bearger for +3,000 HP! Alexiron heals Kage_Yaiba, omglolsguy22, Amperz4nd, and Irecreeper for +6 HP! Alexiron uses up 3 Mana! The Chopper switches to another axe, the Leeching Axe! He cuts through the Elevator Cable, dealing -20% Stability! He then slices through the L4 Dispenser, destroying it! The Axe leeches said entities' lifeforce, and the Chopper heals +100,000 HP!
The last guards of GodCraft's supplementary servers have been defeated! As a result, the plugs connected to the massive Hub at the room's center glow immensely with their respective colors, and are pulled from the Hub! Their wires fall out of the ceiling, and the entire thing lands on the ground with a thud. The room's lighting shuts off, redstone and command blocks everywhere go haywire, and the fabric of reality spasms as three servers go offline simultaneously!
You all notice two immediate effects of this: one, everyone from those servers is now being booted to here, the Main World. And two, since the spawn point is now at the base of the Tower, every single person on the server (bar those who are AFK) are here, watching you. There is a predictable influx in the chat as everyone from the adjacent servers gets caught up to speed on what's been happening.
The Hub splits in half, and a slightly small platform is raised up by pistons where the Hub's center used to be! A short staircase leads up to it, and the only thing present on the platform is a pressure plate. Of course, none of you are fools. Nearly every pressure plate on this server is a trap! It could be linked to a TNT array, or thousands of ghasts could spawn, or you could be teleported to the End (or rather, what's left of it), or a myriad of other events could happen! It's too risky. But then, you all realize something: the spiral staircase ends here. It doesn't continue up to the next floors. And since blowing the ceiling up is out of the question, there's no way for you to ascend any further.
Unless the pressure plate will teleport you to the top, that is. But are you willing to take such a risk?
An automated message is displayed in chat: CODE ETA CHI LAMBDA IOTA PI SIGMA EPSILON ACTIVATED. SURVIVAL, CREATIVE, AND MINIGAME SERVERS ALL OFFLINE. STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF GODCRAFT AT CRITICAL LEVELS. RE-ROUTING EXCELSIOR MECHANISM TO THE TOP FLOOR.
Well, talk about perfect timing. Also of note is the fact that another hammer head can be seen near the halves of the Hub, which shares the same qualities as the other head you recovered, as well as the handle! One of you goes over the hammer and picks it up, and when you do, the other hammer parts fly out of the group inventory and slide together, forming a complete hammer! A blinding flash of light encompasses the entire room as the weapon's true form is revealed... This hammer is not just any hammer, it's the Divine Hammer of Notch himself, rumored to have been used to shape the world! And it should have more than enough power to break through whatever defenses the Godmodder has constructed to keep you all away from the Key.
Deciding that now is the time, all of you step on the Pressure Plate and vanish from the room, heading to the top. You can all see that the final floor is lavishly decorated, perfectly designed, and oddly creepy due to the fact that one wall of the room is practically dominated by a group of a hundred or so monitors that display various events going on around the server. In the center of the room is a red carpet that leads to a large throne composed out of gold and other assorted yellow blocks. And resting on that throne is - predictably - the Godmodder himself. He glares at everyone menacingly.
GODMODDER: Of course. Just great. You all managed to get up here successfully, thanks to that "code assorted greek letters" thing that came with a plugin I installed earlier. I never thought it would be relevant, but here we are. You've managed to defeat my Wayback Machine, most of my Turrets, AND every server GodCraft owns bar the one we're standing on.
GODMODDER: Markus thinks he's so clever, doesn't he? He made Minecraft 2.0 just so the Operation would fail, and just so YOU would end up taking it out. Don't you get it? If you get the Key, everything I've worked for goes down the drain! Two long hard years of constant conquest! And I'm not about to give that up so easily! So PREPARE YOURSELVES!
The Godmodder reaches for a lever near him and pulls it. Sirens blare everywhere, and all the monitors team up to display one giant image: the image of a funny emoticon. A funny mouth. O)_(O
GODMODDER: IT'S MIME TIME.
And then, lo and behold, the ceiling of the Tower caves in as a torrential downpour of mimes bursts from the heavens. They cover everything in sight, all of you and all your entities becoming squished by the mimes' bulging and warped flesh. A pyramid of mimes ends up forming near the dead center of the room, and the Godmodder rises from his throne, grinning manically.
GODMODDER: I, for one, welcome our new mime overlords.
Every single mime turns to look at the Godmodder, their tiny pinpricks of pupils dancing with golden light. They appear to regard him as an ally and not an enemy, whispering into his mind. Erelye twitches involuntarily.
All of the mimes' limbs twitch downwards, their arms warping and their bodies stretching to the bottom of the floor, cracking and creaking noises become audible. Erelye has a seizure. The Godmodder is visibly perturbed by the mimes' antics at this point, but recovers quickly.
LETUSJOINYOU
The Godmodder laughs, looking at all the mimes as if they were close friends.
GODMODDER: Of course you can join me! What do you think I summoned you here for? Now look. I take it you all have some sort of uberpowered move used in special circumstances such as this, right?
INDUBITABLY
GODMODDER: Weird word choice, but whatever. Use it. Now.
O)_(O
Every mime's limbs once again begin to twitch, but this time it isn't so that their body can move downward. This movement is more sporadic, and focused on general movement. It's a dance, a dance of madness and insanity. And every mime is being drawn towards it. Soon into the dance, which has everyone transfixed on the mimes, the limbs of all the mimes snap together, their flesh becoming one. All the mimes, now linked together, lie in the circle of the room, levitating upwards. Afterwards, the mimes' torsos snap together as well, making the entire hivemind unrecognizable.
The mimes are now, in essence, a giant blob of pallid and frail skin, with scattered veins and clothing throughout. The only recognizable features are spare limbs and a large amount of heads across the entire thing, whose eyes still continue to leer at everyone in the room. The heads ultimately withdraw into the bulging mass of mimeflesh soon enough, the faces still remaining. Every mime has become one.
With a horrifying squelching noise, two face-covered legs pop out of the blob's lower side, and two arms follow shortly afterwards; all four limbs are very muscular. The torso of the blob appears, very sunken in and fragile, just like how the body structure of the mimes normally are. A bulging neck soon follows, and at the very top, a grotesque head is present, with the gazing eyes you have come to know and hate, and also no jaw and a flopping tongue that periodically drips with blood. The beast lets out a low guttural roar and identifies itself as The Bleak.
The Godmodder regards the whole thing with awe.
GODMODDER: Now THAT is what I'm talking about! Oh, and just so none of you get any ideas, I have the final part to your hammer right here. Good luck using that thing!
The Godmodder holds a gear composed of blinding light in his hands, the final part to the Divine Hammer. It is the mechanism that gives the hammer is god-like powers; without it, the hammer is but a shell of its true power. And now the Godmodder has it, meaning the hammer is destined to not be used unless you can figure out a way to take it from him. But as you contemplate this, the Godmodder throws the gear into The Bleak, and a new transformation takes place.
As soon as the gear hits The Bleak's flesh, the white light of the gear turns into the crimson energies of pure oblivion. The Bleak's normally monochromatic skin color turns a devilish hue of red, jagged spikes pop out of the monster's surface at random places, and a pair of black leathery wings pop out of The Bleak's back. The Bleak ascends to its full height, towering over everything else in the room. Now energized with the might of oblivion, the battle against the harbinger of the apocalypse has begun.
How to Play:
Mimes were always prophesised to be the bringers of the apocalypse, and now I can see why! The Bleak is the most powerful foe you've fought thus far, with a preposterous amount of HP! The beast is split up into several components: The Nails on each of its fingers will add to the Bleak's attack power, depending on how many are left. The Ribcage of the Bleak will provide defense for the Wings and the Core! The Wings will heal various parts of the Bleak each turn, and the Core is the last thing that can be targeted. Destroy that, and the Bleak will fall!
Of course, then there's the matter of freeing the Key from the Divinium Pillar the Godmodder's sealed it in. But that will become important later. For now, focus on attacking the Bleak!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Chopper!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 150,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 183,000/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 98%. State: +0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 210,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 70,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
Ultimate Wily Capsule: [AG] HP: 145,000/150,000. Mega Wily Minigun: III Wily Sphere Spam: IIIIIII
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 500,000/500,000 HP. (x2.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 750,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nails: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Bleak's attack power increases if there are more of them. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 83.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
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Incidentally, Twin, while I do not support Slingshot's action, there was a regular entity with a kamikaze attack, my own MPV Anachronism. The kamimaze attack was a separate upgrade charge that was declared on the creation of the entity, but my point remains.
Edit; Sorry, should have specified, Minecraft's moon, where the Anachron has spent the entire game, not Earth's moon, where Anachron's presence would be a huge example of godmodding, OP-Scale-breaking, and attempted railroad-killing, as well as making no sense whatsoever, since getting it there in the first place would require several preliminary actions.
That Gun That Shoots The Four Card-Suit Themed Ammo Whose Name I Have Forgotten At The Moment
Black Snow
The Enderdragon Scythe
Zilly
Grimdark
Breaky Powers (courtesy 11)
The Everysword, in all its various and sundry forms. Including: All blades ever created. Even that Steel Diamond Katana.
Oh, and Ultimatum, firing a spray shot of Chaos and Elemental Pearls mixed with suited ammo, High-Energy Pellets in time dilation, and lasers.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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Critical Strike 11/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 2/5
(Sorry about the multiple charges)
I take out my blades and swirl them. I then hit the cable with three lightning quick strikes, so fast, you can only see the sparks of the blade on the cable.
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And a third to it. Admittedly, I have Runic Shielding, and might survive, but we don't need a player mass-kill right now.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"Minor setback". "MINOR SETBACK". DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS KIND OF DAMAGE THAT NOT EVEN A COMB RAVE COULD MATCH WOULD BE A MINOR SETBACK? YOU THINK THAT WASTING MANY ACTIONS IS A MINOR SETBACK? DO YOU THINK THAT MAKING THE GODMODDER HAVE NO TARGETS, OPENING US TO GETTING EVEN MORE WASTED ACTIONS BY HIM IS A MINOR SETBACK? IS THIS A JOKE? ARE YOU THAT THICK-HEADED? [email protected]*[email protected]@W(GE-------
...Well, that's a first. I don't think i've ever seen Dark Pit that angry before. I think you broke him. Good job.
Only the very first Comb Rave-which did 200K damage-is surpassed by that Kamikaze. Everyone thereafter did an additional 200K per rave,, and if Comb Rave damage stays consistent with the milage to the next comb also staying consistent, they will do 1.6M damage on use-Dual Raves presumably have the same total output.
Despite this, I support the argument in every aspect, and believe that a Kamikaze that does over 200K damage is completely unfounded, and even half that is stupidly huge, if dealt to everything on the field.
Before this gets more out of hand: THE FORGE. Go there and yell at each other if nothing else.
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I'm pretty sure he was referring to the total damage it would do, not to one entity.
I realize that the universe is in fact a hologram, and furthermore realize that I'm probably going to lose if ever a Shatter happens. Even in the face of these overwhelming odds, I want to change the future. Suddenly, a Monado appears, with a red-green colorscheme. I... I've found my own Monado. With this, the future is mine for the taking!
Nope. Not happening. Not now, at the very least.
Alright, fiiiiiiiine.
Anyways, looks like we've found his first legitimate appropriately thematic weapon. Sweet. That sentence made no sense. Whatever, let's just murder more mobs. I open fire with the Golden Machine Gun, shooting a bunch of mobs up. I then cut several of them up with the True Monado.
True Monado 50/50
Quiver Conundrum 22/50
Ultimate Skulltop 6/50
Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies = Molten Gold (Level 5: 3/6)
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program 3/??
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-9, Gutza1-20, Tazz-25, crystal-23, pit-2, net-3. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 28/50
Lapis Aurorae: 2/4
I use a giant flyswatter to slaughter some of the Spiders. They're not flies, but this should do.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I hack and give the godmodder a virus which destroys his computer.
THE KITTY HAST BEEN RESURRECTED, AND LIVES ONCE MORE!
Assumed Twinbuilder Response: That's one down. Only infinity left to go.
*Does not understand*
THE KITTY HAST BEEN RESURRECTED, AND LIVES ONCE MORE!
8 damage to ProofofconcepT!
You ascend into the sky. Nothing happens.
+6 of all Sacred Items!
Since the Faction Leaders have high defense, Daybreak would be nerfed just enough that it wouldn't be able to kill Destruction's Owner in one shot!
The Twitchy Staff smashes the S.S. Omega into stray wooden planks! The entire ship blows up!
Taurus Pin && Psionic Program = Bronze Psionic Program (Level 4: 1/5)
You can only do three charges at once!
3,000 damage to the Defensive Shields!
The Godmodder wonders how you have magically gained the capability to create such a high-level curse, one that would normally be reserved for godmodders themselves to cast! Unless you can explain that, and what those two {REDACTED}s are, the curse fails.
Orb of Calm && Moirallegiance Essence = Orb of Stability (Level 4)
Orb of Calm && Diamond-Tipped Wand = Orb of Force (Level 6)
98,000 damage to the Chopper!
9,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
10 Spiders killed!
I never said the Rave would be used this turn...
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TELESLASH - WHIRLWIND UPROAR
15,000 damage to the Chopper!
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
10,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
You enter the temple. All of your memories are displayed on what look like computer monitors. Since you were activated around Act 3, all of your memories consist of events from DTG2. The Massive Battle of Armies, the Arrival, the Glitch, all of the Trials... It's all there.
POLYGONAL ARCS: A pair of polygonal arcs that look like a cross between polygonal Nintendo 64-ish graphics and the Kolmas of the Aurum. They fire 64-bit energy at their enemies.
You and Talist are supercharged by the Anthem!
2,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
6,000 damage to the Chopper!
Last Zombie killed!
Spider killed!
The Creepers all run to the Cake and self-destruct, dealing 5 damage to it! 3 Creepers explode!
4 Spiders killed!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
+2 of all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => ANTIMATTER RIP
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Pie Filling.
20,000 damage to the Chopper!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GREEN ECHO - SOL
15,000 damage to the Chopper!
Defensive Shields destroyed!
Now you can start your parasite charge.
Does nothing, since the attack was charged!
The Sacred Poolballs summon Sawbuck!
8-8-6-1-10-10-8-6-10-5
The Chopper shrinks down enough that he passes through an atom and enters a parallel universe as a result! Said parallel universe is full of... uh. Mimes. Yeah, he takes 9,000 damage, don't feel like going in detail about that.
6 Creepers killed!
The only entities that had kamikaze attacks that successfully went through were the Mechs and the UOSS. All of those cases were justified, as the Mechs were bosses and the UOSS was a 100-post charge. In PARANOiA's case, a kamikaze is not justified since he isn't a boss and isn't a 100-post charge. Sorry, but it's not going through.
5,000 damage to The Chopper!
There are no more skeletons left!
The barriers were placed on the cable to prevent you from attacking it, and they weren't bunkers!
You can only have three charges at a time!
Remaining 7 Spiders killed!
You levitate the cake out of reach! 3 Creepers suicide!
ACN Turret destroyed! The Godmodder places down a new one.
GODMODDER: I forgot to tell you... about the SECOND ACN Turret!
Ah, callbacks.
5,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
4 Creepers killed!
GOLDEN CANE/MACHINE GUN: A golden machine gun. Its innocuous form is a cane.
Calm down on the "oh my god"s and the huge bold italicized text, okay?
CHEATER! = Konami Code Compendium (Level 3)
The Chopper is entombed in ice! However, his axe is so sharp that it cuts its way through and frees the Chopper!
+2 HP!
Potion of Poison OOO Spider Eye = Potion of Disease (1/2)
A potion takes two posts to brew, not three.
+9,000 HP to Wilson!
Creeper killed!
You're not in control of the pacing of this game! But judging on how long it's taking this to complete, I'm not sure who is...
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SUPER SMASH - FOR GLORY
10,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
I forgot to update them.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
1-6-2-5-8-6-3-8
The ground beneath Destruction's Owner opens up, revealing a writhing mass of eldritch tentacles that quickly ensnares Destruction's Owner and rips his face off, turning him... well, faceless. He struggles a bit, flashing red, before going still. The tentacles drag him into the pit, which disappears. Destruction's Owner killed!
4,000 damage to the Chopper!
4,000 damage to the Chopper!
So... What moon is this taking place on?
2 Creepers killed!
You protect yourself and the Cake!
5 Creepers killed!
+2 HP to Pricey, Erelye, and pionoplayer!
2 Creepers killed!
The Broken Clock can only be used sparingly. 2 Creepers killed!
EA MECHANISM: A series of small Ea Contrivances encased in a crystalline sphere ripe with magical energy. The Ea Contrivances can rapidly produce and store large amounts of thaumic energy, which can then be channeled through the sphere and used in various offensive attacks.
Magic Room Blueprints -c Ea Mechanism x4 -c Ultracircle -c Thaumonomitron x2 -c Magical Apparati = Thaumic Hub (1/4)
15,000 damage to The Chopper!
Chaos Tendril added! Was the Chaos Shard charged at all?
Moorblade 2.0 (Level 50)
MOORBLADE 2.0: The resurrected, refurbished, completely new and improved version of the Moorblade. What was once mere wreckage has been turned into the pinnacle of spacecraft. It has void-proof and glitch-proof armor, a cockpit that can project holograms, several lines of weapons that run on the energy of pure oblivion, some rooms engineered for relaxation, an infinite storage room, a top-of-the-line medbay, several more lines of weapons that fire noxious gases and nerfing beams, and an absolutely massive wave motion gun at the ship's helm.
Remaining 5 Creepers killed!
7,000 damage to the Chopper!
CONSTRUCTION'S DECAD: A set of ten D10s forged from various types of metal. They throb with the power of civil engineers.
ELECTRIFIED DECAD: A set of ten bronze/gold D10s. They throb with the power of electrical engineering.
7-3-3-3-8-1-1-2-3-2-3
The Chopper is teleported to a city constructed entirely of huge buildings! They all spontaneously fall on him. 7,000 damage!
...You should probably get some rest.
+6 HP!
Points Constellate && Gaea Leaf = Ends of the Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
That's one down. Only infinity left to go.
No entity in Team Excelsior decides to act.
Sawbuck deals 5 damage to ProofofconcepT! Garen deals 9,000 damage to the Chopper! The L4 Dispenser heals the Bearger for +3,000 HP! Alexiron heals Kage_Yaiba, omglolsguy22, Amperz4nd, and Irecreeper for +6 HP! Alexiron uses up 3 Mana! The Chopper switches to another axe, the Leeching Axe! He cuts through the Elevator Cable, dealing -20% Stability! He then slices through the L4 Dispenser, destroying it! The Axe leeches said entities' lifeforce, and the Chopper heals +100,000 HP!
The last guards of GodCraft's supplementary servers have been defeated! As a result, the plugs connected to the massive Hub at the room's center glow immensely with their respective colors, and are pulled from the Hub! Their wires fall out of the ceiling, and the entire thing lands on the ground with a thud. The room's lighting shuts off, redstone and command blocks everywhere go haywire, and the fabric of reality spasms as three servers go offline simultaneously!
You all notice two immediate effects of this: one, everyone from those servers is now being booted to here, the Main World. And two, since the spawn point is now at the base of the Tower, every single person on the server (bar those who are AFK) are here, watching you. There is a predictable influx in the chat as everyone from the adjacent servers gets caught up to speed on what's been happening.
The Hub splits in half, and a slightly small platform is raised up by pistons where the Hub's center used to be! A short staircase leads up to it, and the only thing present on the platform is a pressure plate. Of course, none of you are fools. Nearly every pressure plate on this server is a trap! It could be linked to a TNT array, or thousands of ghasts could spawn, or you could be teleported to the End (or rather, what's left of it), or a myriad of other events could happen! It's too risky. But then, you all realize something: the spiral staircase ends here. It doesn't continue up to the next floors. And since blowing the ceiling up is out of the question, there's no way for you to ascend any further.
Unless the pressure plate will teleport you to the top, that is. But are you willing to take such a risk?
An automated message is displayed in chat: CODE ETA CHI LAMBDA IOTA PI SIGMA EPSILON ACTIVATED. SURVIVAL, CREATIVE, AND MINIGAME SERVERS ALL OFFLINE. STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF GODCRAFT AT CRITICAL LEVELS. RE-ROUTING EXCELSIOR MECHANISM TO THE TOP FLOOR.
Well, talk about perfect timing. Also of note is the fact that another hammer head can be seen near the halves of the Hub, which shares the same qualities as the other head you recovered, as well as the handle! One of you goes over the hammer and picks it up, and when you do, the other hammer parts fly out of the group inventory and slide together, forming a complete hammer! A blinding flash of light encompasses the entire room as the weapon's true form is revealed... This hammer is not just any hammer, it's the Divine Hammer of Notch himself, rumored to have been used to shape the world! And it should have more than enough power to break through whatever defenses the Godmodder has constructed to keep you all away from the Key.
Deciding that now is the time, all of you step on the Pressure Plate and vanish from the room, heading to the top. You can all see that the final floor is lavishly decorated, perfectly designed, and oddly creepy due to the fact that one wall of the room is practically dominated by a group of a hundred or so monitors that display various events going on around the server. In the center of the room is a red carpet that leads to a large throne composed out of gold and other assorted yellow blocks. And resting on that throne is - predictably - the Godmodder himself. He glares at everyone menacingly.
GODMODDER: Of course. Just great. You all managed to get up here successfully, thanks to that "code assorted greek letters" thing that came with a plugin I installed earlier. I never thought it would be relevant, but here we are. You've managed to defeat my Wayback Machine, most of my Turrets, AND every server GodCraft owns bar the one we're standing on.
GODMODDER: Markus thinks he's so clever, doesn't he? He made Minecraft 2.0 just so the Operation would fail, and just so YOU would end up taking it out. Don't you get it? If you get the Key, everything I've worked for goes down the drain! Two long hard years of constant conquest! And I'm not about to give that up so easily! So PREPARE YOURSELVES!
The Godmodder reaches for a lever near him and pulls it. Sirens blare everywhere, and all the monitors team up to display one giant image: the image of a funny emoticon. A funny mouth. O)_(O
GODMODDER: IT'S MIME TIME.
And then, lo and behold, the ceiling of the Tower caves in as a torrential downpour of mimes bursts from the heavens. They cover everything in sight, all of you and all your entities becoming squished by the mimes' bulging and warped flesh. A pyramid of mimes ends up forming near the dead center of the room, and the Godmodder rises from his throne, grinning manically.
GODMODDER: I, for one, welcome our new mime overlords.
Every single mime turns to look at the Godmodder, their tiny pinpricks of pupils dancing with golden light. They appear to regard him as an ally and not an enemy, whispering into his mind. Erelye twitches involuntarily.
THEGOLDENGODWEMEETATLAST
FREEDFROMOURPRISONBYTHEELF
ITRESONATESWITHTHEAURAOFTHEAPOCALYPSE
THEGREATUNDOINGTHATWILLBEBROUGHTBYYOURHANDS
ANDOURPIERCINGGAZE
All of the mimes' limbs twitch downwards, their arms warping and their bodies stretching to the bottom of the floor, cracking and creaking noises become audible. Erelye has a seizure. The Godmodder is visibly perturbed by the mimes' antics at this point, but recovers quickly.
LETUSJOINYOU
The Godmodder laughs, looking at all the mimes as if they were close friends.
GODMODDER: Of course you can join me! What do you think I summoned you here for? Now look. I take it you all have some sort of uberpowered move used in special circumstances such as this, right?
INDUBITABLY
GODMODDER: Weird word choice, but whatever. Use it. Now.
O)_(O
Every mime's limbs once again begin to twitch, but this time it isn't so that their body can move downward. This movement is more sporadic, and focused on general movement. It's a dance, a dance of madness and insanity. And every mime is being drawn towards it. Soon into the dance, which has everyone transfixed on the mimes, the limbs of all the mimes snap together, their flesh becoming one. All the mimes, now linked together, lie in the circle of the room, levitating upwards. Afterwards, the mimes' torsos snap together as well, making the entire hivemind unrecognizable.
The mimes are now, in essence, a giant blob of pallid and frail skin, with scattered veins and clothing throughout. The only recognizable features are spare limbs and a large amount of heads across the entire thing, whose eyes still continue to leer at everyone in the room. The heads ultimately withdraw into the bulging mass of mimeflesh soon enough, the faces still remaining. Every mime has become one.
With a horrifying squelching noise, two face-covered legs pop out of the blob's lower side, and two arms follow shortly afterwards; all four limbs are very muscular. The torso of the blob appears, very sunken in and fragile, just like how the body structure of the mimes normally are. A bulging neck soon follows, and at the very top, a grotesque head is present, with the gazing eyes you have come to know and hate, and also no jaw and a flopping tongue that periodically drips with blood. The beast lets out a low guttural roar and identifies itself as The Bleak.
The Godmodder regards the whole thing with awe.
GODMODDER: Now THAT is what I'm talking about! Oh, and just so none of you get any ideas, I have the final part to your hammer right here. Good luck using that thing!
The Godmodder holds a gear composed of blinding light in his hands, the final part to the Divine Hammer. It is the mechanism that gives the hammer is god-like powers; without it, the hammer is but a shell of its true power. And now the Godmodder has it, meaning the hammer is destined to not be used unless you can figure out a way to take it from him. But as you contemplate this, the Godmodder throws the gear into The Bleak, and a new transformation takes place.
As soon as the gear hits The Bleak's flesh, the white light of the gear turns into the crimson energies of pure oblivion. The Bleak's normally monochromatic skin color turns a devilish hue of red, jagged spikes pop out of the monster's surface at random places, and a pair of black leathery wings pop out of The Bleak's back. The Bleak ascends to its full height, towering over everything else in the room. Now energized with the might of oblivion, the battle against the harbinger of the apocalypse has begun.
How to Play:
Mimes were always prophesised to be the bringers of the apocalypse, and now I can see why! The Bleak is the most powerful foe you've fought thus far, with a preposterous amount of HP! The beast is split up into several components: The Nails on each of its fingers will add to the Bleak's attack power, depending on how many are left. The Ribcage of the Bleak will provide defense for the Wings and the Core! The Wings will heal various parts of the Bleak each turn, and the Core is the last thing that can be targeted. Destroy that, and the Bleak will fall!
Of course, then there's the matter of freeing the Key from the Divinium Pillar the Godmodder's sealed it in. But that will become important later. For now, focus on attacking the Bleak!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Defeat the Bleak!
> Team Excavate: Defeat the Chopper!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 7,703,000/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Chaos Tendril: [???] HP: 150,000/150,000.
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Wilson: [AG] HP: 183,000/300,000. Emotion: Neutral. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 98%. State: +0.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 210,000/230,000.
Doctor Octagonapus: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Robot: 70,000/70,000 HP. D.O.B.: BLAAAAAAAAGH
Ultimate Wily Capsule: [AG] HP: 145,000/150,000. Mega Wily Minigun: III Wily Sphere Spam: IIIIIII
The Bleak: [PG BOSS] The Mouth: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP. The Wings: 500,000/500,000 HP. (x2.) Heal components. The Ribcage: 750,000/750,000 HP. Defends against attacks, guards the Mouth and Wings. The Nails: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Bleak's attack power increases if there are more of them. A Funny: III
Divinium Pillar: [PG] The Key is inside.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 83.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 11/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 4/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 51% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Sawbuck: [AG] Leaves in four turns.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 57,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Inside elevator.
L4 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Auto-heals others every turn.
Alexiron: [AG] HP: 25/25. Mana: IIIIIIII 8 Immune to all attacks, takes damage upon the death of allies.
The Chopper: [PG] HP: 246,000/500,000. Current Axe: Battleaxe. Timber: II
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
8 Elf Tears
4 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
I build a wall of cake around the Bleak, then detonate the wall, as it was made of the essence of Michael Bay.
My sig got screwed up because of a forum glitch and I'm too lazy to go find the banners to fix it.
So here's a cool server id; Runic-Moon.uk.to
I equip The Quantum armor I have. I then buff myself with Protection III.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I reinforce the cake with all the armor , all of it.. I then shoot the factions attacking the cape with the undefined blaster
corrupted rainbow sixer : 5/7
6 tome pack: 5/50
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wait a minute... how did I damage Wilson?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Incidentally, Twin, while I do not support Slingshot's action, there was a regular entity with a kamikaze attack, my own MPV Anachronism. The kamimaze attack was a separate upgrade charge that was declared on the creation of the entity, but my point remains.
Edit; Sorry, should have specified, Minecraft's moon, where the Anachron has spent the entire game, not Earth's moon, where Anachron's presence would be a huge example of godmodding, OP-Scale-breaking, and attempted railroad-killing, as well as making no sense whatsoever, since getting it there in the first place would require several preliminary actions.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Suddenly, exactly 53 timeclones of myself appear, and shoot or otherwise hit the Bleak with assorted weaponry. Specifically:
Aperture Science Thermal Discouragement Beams
Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet Emitters
Not-Quite-Aperture-Science Thaumic/Solar Hard-Light Projectors
Four Elements
That Gun That Shoots The Four Card-Suit Themed Ammo Whose Name I Have Forgotten At The Moment
Black Snow
The Enderdragon Scythe
Zilly
Grimdark
Breaky Powers (courtesy 11)
The Everysword, in all its various and sundry forms. Including: All blades ever created. Even that Steel Diamond Katana.
Oh, and Ultimatum, firing a spray shot of Chaos and Elemental Pearls mixed with suited ammo, High-Energy Pellets in time dilation, and lasers.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: 50/50
A.B.E.: 20/50
Umbra Scepter: 4/7
THE FINALE IS NEAR
Time to heal and buff everyone up.
So then, time to do something i rarely see ever!
>USE ATTACK PELLET
>ON CobaltShade
(Attack Pellet: Slightly increases Attack power.)
Post I
Meditation (unlocks a realm ) 11/15
Critical Strike 11/20
Void parasite hatching on the cable 2/5
(Sorry about the multiple charges)
I take out my blades and swirl them. I then hit the cable with three lightning quick strikes, so fast, you can only see the sparks of the blade on the cable.
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Homestuck updop! Hurrah!
I'd have posted that on the Forge, but the Forge asplode, so I can't go there.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"Homestuck updop"
A wild meme appeared!
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I'll be making my great escape now!