Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I turn to the Redstone Block. If you idiots really insist upon this distraction now...After a few seconds I manage to snap my fingers together, though nothing obvious happens at first unless you're at Ground Level.
At Ground Level, at the Spawn Point, the legion of players gathered here, eagerly anticipating freedom, stop as they hear the telltale sound of rushing water, and move out of the way just in time as a whole torrent of it rushes past. A person quickly nerdpoles up and manages to see that the water seems to be the vast majority of a nearby ocean biome before being shot by a hidden turret in the Tower walls. Bullets do not stop water, though, and the ocean moves through unimpeded. The water wells up at the ground of the tower, a fierce malestrom, spinning in place and refusing to sit still. before the whole ocean is taken into it-at which point it happily rushes upwards into the tower, serpent-like, moving without resistance.
The Many entities of Excelsior suddenly hear a rumbling sound. I just prepare to take a seat.
The water, at this point, makes itself apparent to anyone who couldn't read the last paragraph for some reason and floods into the room. My rump has squarely landed on the forehead of some massive serpentine dragon made of water, who's length easily encompasses the whole room, and only careful evasive maneuvers have made sure none of the entities have suddenly found themselves in this thing's stomach-analouge. It looks around, almost alive, its eyes drifting as mine, and mine lay to rest on PARANOiA and his stupid companion. Being that I cannot harm PARANOiA immediately, the Redstone Block, with its somewhat obvious weakness to the element I naturally command the best, is in for the worst day of its life, starting right now.
"Give up." I state to the red cube.
For all of its willpower, the answer is clearly no. The red cube doesn't get much further than that, as it suddenly finds the Dragon's head bearing down upon it, swallowing it whole like it was a tiny snack-and to the Dragon, it pretty much was. It fails to escape quickly due to teleportation antics-in fact, it seems this water has completely disabled that thus long as he drowns in it, as per my powerful spatial majjyks disabling his somewhat weaker ones. The Dragon itself slams Redstone Block all along the walls, smashing it between its watery power (pressure pushing it out somewhat) and the many walls of the room, a deadly dance that just keeps making everything worse. when it decides the walls aren't nearly sufficient, it headbutts itself into the Redstone Block from within its own stomach, the only allowing factor being the fluidity of water, pushing it with more force. All the while, the only indicator that this dragon isn't somehow a living being unto itself is my gently-maneuvering hands, acting as if to handle a puppet-the puppet being the water. Not terribly obvious to many, as it's a fairly subtle gesture being done by a guy on a fast-moving water dragon that's catching everyone's attentions. Eventually, the Dragon stops moving and spits out Redstone Block in a glob of water, keeping it trapped by pressure and the same anti-teleportation majjyks I used before.
"You are just a waste of my time! Get out of the way, and consider this a warning!" I manage to quip, as the Dragon itself suddenly shrinks and condenses, forming into my hands as I leap over the Redstone Block. The Dragon has completely reformed into the hypecondensed orb by the time I make my move.
My right hand, and the hypercondensed water orb with it, take aim at the Redstone Block-and an instant later, the huge Water Dragon very briefly reappears, blitzing downwards towards the Redstone Block with the force of a nuclear bomb and a speed of a very fast Flashstepper. The whole of the force and the watery doom is channeled straight into the Redstone Block, dealing huge damage by pressure alone, to say nothing of its weakness to Water by way of Ender majjyks. Of course, this also let the water to spray everywhere after the impact is done.
The result left the whole room completely and utterly soaked, water dripping everywhere. The floor, walls, ceiling, EVERYTHING was now covered in water. The floor itself was now covered in a inch of water. Everything was soaking wet. Needless to say, unless you could fly, you were wet. I just looked at home. Redstone Block was officially no longer considered cuboid in any fashion whatsoever. PhD level Cubologists everywhere simultaniously and immediately agree that whatever Redstone Block is NOW is DEFINTELY not a cube on any level.
"Eh, sorry about that..." I say to my allies, offering towels to whoever AG needs it most. Always come prepared. I make sure to hand one to Wilson and dry off the poor guy. That was sudden if nothing else.
Umbra fires another blast of Nightmare Fuel out of Sweet Tooth, this time at the Skeletons.
The wands aren’t enough to channel my power. I need a better paır. A paır of magıc utensıls constantly drıppıng wıth glorious paınt noır. But fırst, I need a prototype.
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OOH! I might not be able to post anything else, but I know that now is my chance! Instead of Gravity Whirl on the thruster, Wilson uses alchemical shot, with a potion of aquaphobia, on the Redstone Block! I knew that potion would come in handy some day. Luckily, Tazz's attack helps bring Wilson closer to the ultimate attack goal.
Wilson gets swept back by the water and hits his head on something, making a sound kinda like a squeaky toy being squeezed.
Ugh... did I really just sound like that? Insult to injury... I like swimming and all, but not like this. Ergh... Thanks for the towel I suppose...
+2P to loathing. I need to get there... Just a little more...
My Action: I summon a creeper disguised as a villager. The zombies go after the villager/creeper, and it detonated on them.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind warps in a few minute's travel from the tower.
SCP-2317 Action: I go for revenge on the godmodder for his brutal attacks by casting the Curse of Suck-O-Mancy against the League of Mobs. This makes the summoning spell suck so bad that newly summoned mobs immediately defect to me (SCP-2317 is now Neutral because he is focused on getting revenge on the Godmodder).
Accordıng to my scavagıng through the memorıes of V, I have come to the conclusıon that there are 2 teams. The ones who ascend towards the glory on the top of the tower to usurp the undyıng Rıck, and the ones who descend ınto the darkness to uncover the secrets of the unıverse. I lıke usurpıng people, but I love secrets. V has already placed a pawn on the way down, but ıt ıs weak and damaged. Where he has placed a pawn, I wıll place a bıshop.
Umbra grabs Codex Phobia, flipping through the nightmarish pages and summoning an actual Shadow Enderman this time.
Hello, mazter. What do you want me to do??
U: Fırst, use a name tag. Our dıalog wıll be really confusıng and hard to read ıf you are supposed to dıstınguısh our text by typıng quırks alone. I’ll be U and you can be U2. V can be...V.
U2: Wait.. U2? Izn’t there a band who..wait nevermind.
U: Anyway, your mıssıon ıs to descend onto the elevator, defendıng ıt and uncoverıng the secrets of the depths.
U2: Ok!!
Wwhorp!!
The Bearger, preparing to attack Surperius, notices an odd shadow flicker around in the Elevator. The shadow suddinly disapears, as if it never was there. Probably just the pain causing the Bearger to hallucinate.
U2: Umbra, we have a problem!!
U:What?
U2: My Realnezz.. It wazn’t high enough down there.
U: I think I know a way to fıx that.
Enderpearl && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel
Wwhorp!!
The owner of Demise suddenly notices a Shadow Enderman with nasty-looking claws flying towards him.
My Action: I run between the skeletons and make them all shoot each other.
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind's token force (like 25 ships) arrives and begins a siege on the tower. Each round, a random entity is hit by fallout from the siege and takes 10000 damage.
SCP-2317 Action: I invoke the Curse of Repetitiveness on the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret. This should do little now, but if it transforms into a Turret Tank again, the Curse will cause it to fail, and cannot be overriden because NOTHING overrides the curse of repetitiveness.
I made art, make some popcorn if you want. Also, cue the Crowning Music of Awesome.
Action 2/3
Ethereal Callings: 50/50 COMPLETE!
Starfall Sync: 25/50
Alright, here I go. Feel free to critique my art, but just saying, I'm not a professional, but I can do more on pen and paper than I can on a screen and with a mouse.
Anyways, here goes.
Meanwhile, at the old Shadows Citadel, past its glory days, with the Meteoric Barrage machine left to wither and rust, a storm brews. This is the calm within the storm, ironically.
I, in the old stone halls of the building, to its lowest point. No one ever goes down here. It should be the storage cellar, but instead, it serves as the point of where Realm of the Mad God meets everything else.
I calmly light my lantern. I sit there, awaiting an answer from an old friend.
Spirit Storm: This attack summons 10 Lair Ghosts and deals 4000 damage to all enemies that can be damaged at the time. This deals full damage regardless of modifiers unless the entity is invulnerable as of then.
Haunting Rage: Septavius deals 16,000 damage to any enemy entity in close proximity.
Undeath Gales: Septavius deals a relatively light 2,000 damage to any enemy in close proximity, and deals another 2,000 damage to an enemy target. The target's attacks will miss 50% of the time for the next turn.
Spectral Scream: This will summon 10 Ghosts of Septavius and will also deal 4000 damage to an enemy target.
Lair Ghost [AG] HP: 4000/4000
Ghost of Septavius [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000
Lair Ghosts deal light damage and attack in packs, but Ghosts of Septavius hit harder and are better as individuals.
Not really, my Weath Ray was powerful enough to destroy his plot armor, so now he has to godmod every attack or he dies.
Huh?
Thassnew.
(Read: No, no I don't think so.)
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Oh, by the way, that appears to be an instant summon. Avoid instant summons. The Godmodder has MIND CONTROL POWERS OF MIND CONTROLLING that Do Exactly What They Say On The Tin, and zap the brains of instant summons to his side. At which point they get a buff. I mean, seriously. Instant summoning anything is bad.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 7/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 1/11
I preview Magic Cueball && Thaumonomitron.
+2 to Tazz.
49/50
49/50 (+1 from Pricey, +2 from Erelye.)
49/50
Snipped.
I dismiss the crystals and teleport me and the now much more heavily damaged Superius back onto the top of the elevator, then form a gun with my still-gloved fingers and blow some imaginary smoke off them. Whoo, that was fun. I take the expected retaliation damage with grace.
PARADOX'S WAND: A powerful wand whose upper half is covered in a green crystalline substance that fluctuates with large amounts of paradoxical energies, giving the wand's connection to thaumic power a very sinister undertone.
I stare at Cwcatastrophe. Oh great, you're out. Welp, I guess I can't do much but laugh at how horribly this has went. I hop out of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, attach some copies of Fear Itself to the edge, and put on Twin's shades, because it's... ABOUT TIME I started fighting seriously. I momentarily shunt my annoying split into some corner of my mind, and the Perfectly Safe Capsule rushes towards Cwcatastrophe, catching it. I greet it in my full English attire, leaning slightly on a golden cane. Hey, I wonder how I got that. Oh well, probably thanks to time shenanigans. (Psst, preview Cane/Machine Gun || Gold Block.)
"This is Tempo
Back in center
And I’m never staying down at the hands of the likes of you
Cause your defeat is certain
So I might as well just close the curtains
Because this Lord ain’t gonna follow your rules
Come at me without any of your fancy ‘chus
Let’s go, you nauseous bore.
Come here and FACE YOUR LORD!"
I then pull out Gladius Dei, and cut a leg off of the monstrosity, then gouge its eye out with the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd. I then use Lil' Cal on him, cursing him, then use Santa's Sweets on him. After I do that, I take out the Pale Valve and use it, pushing the Redstone Block away from Cwcatastrophe with excessive amounts of water, following up with a roll of the Pale Octet at him. This is MY FIGHT.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 8/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 4/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-7, Gutza1-14, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
(Godmodder's Tower) I Stab some Zombies in the heads with my Steel Diamond Katana
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) +2 to Talist;
Starry Mage's Action: I use the Power of Mega Swampert and i morphed into the Swamp Monster then i use the Signature, Muddy Water to Blind all the Attackers who attacking us i Created the Earthquake at the Zombies
My voice comes from everywhere and nowhere at once. Rather disturbingly, nobody except the Godmodder himself appear to be able to hear it.
"Where were you when that Minecraftian, I think his name was Piono, was going Alpha-tier Godmodder on everyone? From what I could see, he was a player too."
A number of fragments of reality appear with a glass shattering sound. The fist of my drone is clearly visible through the hole left behind.
"Aside from dragging everyone into this entire conflict in the first place, what have you done to actually be considered anything but an annoyance? Tell me, how many worlds have you sundered, how many lives have you extinguished, what organisations out there are dedicated to the eradication of your entire species?"
My fist strikes the hole again, causing more reality fragments to fall to the floor. Something is WRONG with my drone...
A huge plate of reality falls to the floor, revealing that I tore the arm off of Dark Engie and used that as a weapon. One gray camera-lens style eye stares directly at the Godmodder, a ballad of death swirling in the mess. The arm drifts off behind me.
Dark Engie, in the background, catches his arm, reattaching it, then looks right at the Godmodder. Energies similar to those used in Operation Samurai swirl around him.
I fall to the side, away from the holes in reality. Dark Engie watches.
"THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALMOST CONSTANTLY. YOU CAN SEAL REALITY YOURSELF, I'VE GOT MYSELF TO WORRY ABOUT."
Case in point, I fly back into view, bringing the Bustamune down on my counterpart. The Phantomhammer proves tough enough to deflect the blow, causing both of me to fly away, weapons clashing. A lone Engietech Soldier re-enters the room.
"To answer your question, Wilson, we mostly just serve the guy because he pays well, and the alternative employers happen to be either the Italian Space Mafia, or the IUPC. No way in hell do we want t' work for the Don, and quite frankly, none of us alone have the power to join up with the IUPC. Also, he's usually more sane than this, but he just... broke. We mostly only left due to protocol he put in to keep us out of the way whenever he snaps. Which he does, often. Pay the Mainframe a visit, dig through a couple files. Maybe that'll give you an idea of how hard it his for him to cope. Guy ended up killing more than just people. Now, has anyone seen my gun? Family heirloom. Dropped it in the rush to leave. It's the one with the silver ribbon."
Component A: 4/50
Component B: 4/50
The Godmodder merely laughs.
GODMODDER: You may have all this power, but I'm more powerful than YOU. Let's face the facts. You always talk about your power as a Universe Eater, and how you could do this and that if only the OP Scale was gone. But guess who made the OP Scale? Guess who has the power to limit a Universe Eater? That's right. I do. And I bet that eats you up inside, doesn't it? The fact that a simple Minecraftian can beat a mighty Universe Eater. Oh, I hope it does. I hope it does.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (4/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (4/11)
Here we go! I enlarge Sacra Geometria with the Giant Gear, then perform a PLL Time Attack on the enlarged cube (it just so happens that I hold the world record for the Foot Cube in both average of 5 and single time) and in the process summon...
Snipped.
I then load all this incredibly verbose text into three arrows and fire one at each faction owner using Arcum Os.
You use the Giant Gear on Sacra Geometria! 15,000 damage to the Faction Owners!
Hank looks at the enemies, and makes a beeline for the mobs.
Take these guys down first!
Hank jumps up in the air, whips out the Emerald Nova, and using his lvl10 rampage battle technique (you know, the one that deals extra damage against swarms? Hey look! Its coming in handy!) upon the zombies, finishes up by blowing down the skeletons with the Emerald Nova, inflicting Fear upon them.
The Emerald Nova hasn't even finished recharging yet!
6/50 Men's Hair Club
6/50 Atlanta Meat Armor
3/14 Thu'um Boombox
I try to get the cake to a safe place behind us to mak sure that all players in the room need to be dead until the mobs can reach it. I should still invisible in theory, so after i did it or if i fail to relocate the cake, it's mob slaying with Netherarria time.
I drink Bonk! Atomic punch. I start with a single can and work my way up to a full KEG. Instead of using the caffeine to dodge, I pull out a medkit and start smacking the SS Omega with it.
The Futurama Gate will summon the Mothership of the Second Wave. Out of its portal emerges an immense saucer, bigger than even the meg saucers. A comically oversized megaphone extends from the top, and a harsh voice booms out.
GREETINGS MINECRAFTIANS! I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8, AND I HAVE COME TO FULFILL A PROMISE! WITH THIS SHIP, I SHALL CRUSH THE GODMODDER'S ARMIES!
((BTW, every wave is stronger than its predecessor.))
Omnicronian Mothership [AG]:
HP: You determine this, Twin.
Attacks: Main lasers. Deals 12,000 damage to a target. Microlaser Batteries: Deals can target up to 5 entities. Each entity 10,000/number of targets damage.
Special Attack: Independence Day: Deals 60,000 damage to a target. Just like Kingdom Come of the Nimbus, it takes 4 turns to charge.
Everything Futurama related that isn't hostile attacks the Thrusters of the SS. Omega. THE HYPNOTOAD, SEEING THAT HE HAS BEEN DEFEATED, EXITS THROUGH THE FUTURAMA GATE, TO RETURN ANOTHER DAY ((this is just RP stuff)).
I take an ally and inject them with painful healing juice, which paradoxically cures their wounds while inflicting all the pain that the wounds would have inflicted, at once. But it's effective!
Battlefield: I heal an AG entity with healing blues
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $210
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 5/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 5/11
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (5/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (5/11)
"It is unseen, so no one notices it watching." It is nice to see I'm not rusty at deciphering, seeing as I got this Atbash down in around three minutes.
I immediately shift to face the faction owner who seems to be of the greatest threat level at the moment. Of course, this is irrelevant, seeing as they all possess the same attack and defense values, to the best of my knowledge. Regardless, I will try to slay one as expediently as possible. No, I do not think I should be referring to these beings as people. They seem to be nothing but soulless automatons to me. Essentially, I am saying that I will attack the one whose faction's name seems to be the most deadly on a widespread scale. By which I mean Destruction. I sift through my inventory, searching for an adequate weapon. I look for several minutes, examining each weapon carefully for potential qualities. Perhaps something that could pierce armor. Here we go. I grab something out of my inky-black alchemical bag, and hold it carefully in one hand, staring at the owner of Destruction with a slightly maddened gaze, affected by hundreds of thaums of Warp. The gaze itself seems horrifically withering, as if spells were woven into its very existence. However, this is not the case. Regardless, this does sometimes result in one decaying into pure dust before my very eyes, a rather enlightening occurrence I suggest you all watch yourselves. Assuming you don't mind hearing people screaming in agony for their own lives, their very thoughts emanating with a combination of terror and confusion as they are slowly deconstructed by the decay of their brain, watching all the while. There is no escape. Merely an expedient way to deliver upon the temporal promise of entropy. Hah. I reveal what I drew from my inventory. A music disc, scratched down the middle, exuding a combination of pure oblivion and creation magics in constant conflict with each other. Constant conflict may be an understatement. Occult creation and demonic oblivion do not have much to have conflict over. They are functionally very similar, though with different motives, I suppose. If you are capable of imagining energy as having conscious thought and emotion. Hah. I carefully wield Scratched 44, allowing it to remove itself from my grasp. Instead of falling to the floor, and possibly shattering or undergoing similarly drastic destructive transformation, the disc floats in the air, still exuding red destruction, and elder creation. The scratch along the disc begins to glow with pure creation, a twisted, horrendous, blood-curdling sound slowly growing to prominence. In mere moments, the scratch along the disc becomes far too luminous to bear. I peer through my goggles, staring at the faction owner of Destruction. With a gesture of my hand, everything goes red, the horrendous, scratchy sound blaring far above all others in the area, and indeed the tower itself. Underneath the noise, the sound of some sort of energy blast comes to momentary prominence, before both noises subside. The owner of Destruction appears to have been skewered directly through the middle by a bolt of intertwining oblivion and creation, immediately piercing whatever armor the 'player' had, if any. I grab Scratched 44 out of the air, placing it in my inventory once more. This thing is an artifact of some power, I see.
Time stops like a scratched record as you execute the attack. 13,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
I use Brahj Octet on Cwcatastrophe, then roll Justice's Deight at him. (It's one d8 and not an octet.) I then chop off his arm with the Fenestrated Blade, and drain all of his luck with my English Eyes, following up with a mouthbeam to its face.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 9/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 5/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-7, Gutza1-18, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (6/7)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (6/11)
Ink and Myths 25/30
Ethereal Wisp 7/25
Truth's Hats 4/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I continue to carefully watch the faction owners, eerily examining their every movement with seemingly rapt attention. However, it cannot be certain, seeing as my eyes are currently obscured by cracked violet lenses, attached to Goggles of Revealing imbued with a variety of powerful wards and spells which essentially function to both augment the abilities of the goggles, and render the safety issues connected with the cracks null. But, it is not currently my job to explain the history, structure, or purpose of these things. It is my job to slay things in as merciless a manner as is possible. Hah. I suddenly pull out a bottle of Ashen Water. There is something odd about this bottle, filled with grayish water, beyond the fact that is indeed serving as an adequate vessel for water precisely mixed with copious amounts of wood ash, obtained from the burning of ashwood logs. No, the bottle appears to be engraved with a myriad of elder symbols and words of some masterful beauty. No, that isn't right. Some masterful... discrepancy. Or, rather, it would be accurate to say whoever designed this bottle was either completely and utterly insane, highly devoted to a specific purpose, or both. Considering my motives and mental state, it would likely be both. I continue to stare at the owner of Destruction. Something seems rather ominous about the way I look at him. Or, the lack thereof. It is as if I am a cold, merciless engineer or artisan, and he is a project gone horribly wrong. Of course, this is not the case, considering I am by no means skillful enough to do anything regarding engineering, nor do I have the attention to detail required to be an artisan. On that matter, I do not have the skill to be an author, nor the persuasive abilities to be a cunning lawyerviscerator. Oh, right. I will not go off on some sort of tangent to describe in as much detail as possible the Vetasian system of law, though it would certainly be intriguing. I carefully raise the arm whose hand grasps the bottle of Ashen Water slightly into the air, calculating trajectories, and required velocities. Despite the fact that I am by no means an acrobatic person, nor an athlete of any kind, despising sports, I doubt I will fail to throw this thing across the room, and have it hit its mark with absolute precision. I suddenly throw the bottle towards the owner of Destruction, a stoic expression remaining on my face. If I happen to err, I can certainly go an manufacture another bottle of this stuff. The resources required to create it are rather abundant in this land, after all. The bottle sails across the room, striking the owner of Destruction directly in the chest. The bottle shatters upon impact. Whether this is due to the force, or my telekinetic influences, it certainly did what I wanted it to. The liquid splatters all over the player, soaking him. The liquid slowly seeps through his form, towards his center. I wait, watching. After several minutes, the player collapses to the floor, convulsing wildly, quite evidently suffering from some sort of repeated spasm, likely brought on by the Ashen Water seeping into his brain. A shame. I could have dissected that afterwards. The arcane properties of the Ashen Water afflict the owner of Destruction with maleficis uredine, the arcane blight. This reduces his attack stat for the duration of the effect. Seeing as it would ordinarily malignantly absorb arcane power, I would assume it is merely targeting whatever is most valuable to the afflicted subject.
Mime Hell, approx. 15:34
I watch the mimes staring at the portal. My voice suddenly pervades whatever they utilize for hearing, regardless of whether or not my immobilization would ordinarily prevent speech.
Very... very well.
The white portal suddenly grows to a monolithic size, easily large enough to accommodate for all of the mimes at once. Sparks of amethyst energy occasionally emanate off of the portal, and it slowly becomes clear. The portal shows the sealed chamber in Grayhold, specifically designed to contain whatever might arise in this dimension. The warded Thaumium blast doors flicker with amethyst light briefly, before they transform into a portal to the heavily-fortified tower upon the Origin Point. The portals appear to be bound to Grayhold, insuring that my death will forcibly shut them down, no matter what.
I will not stop you.
11,000 damage to Destruction's Owner! His attack power will be lessened this turn!
As the portal grows in shape and size, all of the mimes rotate their bodies, their heads unmoving, their bodies turning with cracks and creaks as they all adjust their positions to face directly at you and look at the portal at once. All of the mimes slowly, step by step, inch by inch, close in on you and stare at the portal, until the mimes become dangerously close and you begin to panic.
You can clearly see their faces now. What you thought were eye cavities are actually sunken black intensely concave surfaces with tiny red pinpricks for eyes, and where their noses should be are two tiny slits. The mimes fill you with fear, even though you have handled countless eldritch, occult, and arcane beings before. None of them have been like this. They aren't even attacking you, they're just staring... Why is it so bad, why is it so intense, why won't they stop?
At last, the mimes become so close that their frail, fragile chests are touching your own body. You can clearly see their ribcage through their clothing, and where the ribcage ends, the stomach is sunken in and recessive, as if the mimes have been incredibly malnourished. One mime points their thin bony arm at the portal, and the thin slit of their mouth increases into a slit that stretches across the length of his face. And then, without warning, the lower half of his face peels away, becoming unhinged, revealing red flesh, misshapen teeth, and a flopping pink tongue that waggles uselessly. And the mime speaks four words, not with the whispers that were said earlier, but actual words, words that sound wrong, broken, as if they were never meant to be said, discarded, thrown away, just left alone to fester and rot. The words themselves aren't wrong, it's just English. But the way they are said makes your insides churn and makes your mind twitch with unease.
FINALLY. WE ARE FREE.
The mimes's red pinprick pupils intensify, sparks coming from them, and smoke rises from them. Then the mimes's entire body, without warning, twitches and spasms, and his arms and legs twitch and contort in rhythmic fashions, in ways that an insane and deluded person could maybe, just within reason, qualify as a dance. But it is unlike any you have ever seen. And then, all the other mimes' faces fall off, and they begin to dance in the exact same way. Hundreds, thousands, millions of mimes all join in, dancing mad. And you watch, numbly, staring at the chaos emerging around you.
You cannot hear anything admist a creeping noise that you cannot identify, and your sight is plagued with visions. Visions of chaos, visions of death, visions of hell, visions of insanity, visions of cracks. Visions of cracks in the very Disc of Mojang itself. And they terrify you, even though you have seen worse, or have you? You can't even remember? You're starting to lose your memory, all is being consumed by the mimes. And the noise, you have identified, are the whispers. The whispers are all you can hear, and they just won't stop. They aren't even loud individually, but they are so many that it is hard to determine what's in your head and what's real, and they make your ears ring but drown out the ringing and then make your ears ring even louder and it's a vicious cycle and it's tearing you apart and you can't do anything about it.
All of the mimes spontaneously float in the air, one by one, entering the portal, leaving you to your eternal suffering. For, in your plight, you cannot move. Not an inch.
And that is because all of your body parts have been dismembered and separated on an examining table, one by one, yet you are kept alive and restrained so you can slowly, with growing horror, realize.
You realize that it's all in your mind, and you wake up in the portal room of Grayhold.
I start throwing modded D6's around and start rerolling enemies and factions attacking the cake (modded to reroll PG entities into items and rarely a weakened AG version of this enemy .). I then set up gravity shields around the cake and enter bezerker mode. for every 100 damage on an PG entity : + 2 percent chance to crit or minicrit during the next attacks. ( if OP please nerf .) I then shoot several blasts from my golden battling gun which mutates into a nuclear bomb after contact. I also use a spam frag-nuke-nightmare fuel-supa-dupa-cluster-napalm-coated-atomic- mini - prefix bombs and put them near team demise. While having my clones splash potions on the attackers of the cake while having more clones strife random members of the factions attacking us
corrupted rainbow sixer : 4/7
6 tome pack : 4/ 50
mister stick figure: 6/10
This is way too many actions in one post! Since there are so many, all of them deal no damage!
Project Storm in the Works... Inside and outside Godcraft 6/50
Hong Meiling used the Final Spell Card to try to stop me. 32/50 (Summoning F___dr_ Sc_____.)
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 32/50
Charge Storage: 9 (+1 from Amperz +2 from Talist +6 from Kage_Yaiba)
Barbatos' Ring && Shredder && Power Crystal = Barbatos' Fury 11/11!
Description: This Axe is Barbatos Goetia's personal Weapon but however it has been Modded to increase it's coolness and power. This one will activate No Items Ever! if the random Character or Enemy has used the Item however there is a Flaw because the Item usage will be Weakened for 3 Turns then it can be also turns into the Electric Guitar for music plays.
Stats for Barbatos' Fury:
Deals 8500+ to 12000+ Damage to the Enemy
Special: can be used for Combo Slashes and has a Ability of No Items Ever! that can deal more than 15000 Damage sometimes you say BURAAAA!! while you use this Axe.
Negative Effects: Item Power will be 50% for 3 turns if you once used this weapon like how it works i Use a Super Potion that heals 8 HP but if i use this axe it would be 4 HP instead.
Total Damage so Far: 179250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $14
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion 2x $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment Evolution Attempt) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
2 Skeletons killed!
Zombie killed!
BARBATOS' FURY: A bloodstained jet-black battleaxe that is the signature weapon of Barbatos Goetia. It can harness the power of rock, and the power of war, to combat enemies. I have no idea what you mean by "No Items Ever!", so that does nothing.
Deconstruction Staff && Jarred Wisp Soul && Time Symbol && Light Symbol = Ashes to Ashes (7/7!)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Demonic Blood && Eldritch Tentacle = It Is Unseen (7/11)
Ink and Myths 26/30
Ethereal Wisp 8/25
Truth's Hats 5/50
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I examine Ashes to Ashes.
Afterwards, I continue my overwatch of the faction owners, eerily noting their every twitch and movement with a cold, calculating aura. My vision seems to burn into the faction owners, chillingly boring into their very souls. Slowly, I reveal an object held within my hand. It appears to be The Mindwalker, flickering with indigo flames. I do not even bother with reacting yet. Fear will be an effective intimidator. Not of me. I am not terrifying in the slightest. No, it is more of the fact that I could know everything they are thinking at any given moment, that their minds are not safe. They are not. The minds of others are privy to my exploitation. The matter is not 'if' I can do such a thing. It is more of the 'will' I do such a thing. Unless the particular structure of one's mind holds particular interest to me, I would ordinarily respect a player's privacy, seeing as they would not know that I entered, nor what I did within. With effort, I could likely obliterate the mindscapes of every living being within this tower, leaving them to crumple to the floor in a puddle of blood. However, I will not commit such an act. Then again, I might be able to learn the effects of not possessing a mindscape proper on the body. Hah. It would be foolish to think that your minds are safe. I posses far more potent ways of entry than this orb, but I would rather only utilize them in emergencies, such as one's great uncle's mind being traversed by a dream demon. Whatever a great uncle is. Human terminology is surprisingly cryptic. From what I know, it is the genetic brother of a male being who supplied around half of your biological genes, correct? Anyhow, the indigo flames surrounding The Mindwalker flare upwards, bursting out with startlingly sudden intensity. Not wasting a singular instant, I enter the mind of the owner of Destruction. Upon entry, I whip out the Writhing Stick, its living wood pulsating in apparent anticipation. I proceed to tear the mindscape of the owner of Destruction to shreds with pure unnatural arcane agony and suffering, taking special care to generate lasting nodes of pure concentrated pain within the player's mind. Such focal points serve to provide the owner of Destruction with eternal pain and suffering for the remainder of his woefully short anticipated lifespan. I watch the mindscape of the owner of Destruction fall apart, exiting after several moments. It would not do to be caught up in the destruction of one's mind. I put the Writhing Stick away, watching the owner of Destruction's reactions to having his mind decimated, and all of his central emotions replaced with varying forms of agony and pain, noting anything of interest. Afterwards, I amplify the emotional nodes within the ruins of the player's mind, staring stoically as he convulses in sheer agony. The indigo flames wreathing The Mindwalker subside to a manageable amount, and I place the thing within my alchemical bag. I will need to augment that orb soon. Soon means NOW, in this context, at least.
I alchemize The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence (1/???). Eye of Providence, as in a literal, physical eyeball, imbued with the magic of the mind and sight. Ea hktksb ruu oyl vj fiufsend, miciw vbc.
ASHES TO ASHES: A wooden staff adorned with a jade gem that flashes with hues of red and gold. It can be used to turn an item into its base components, and then transfuse them into miniature wisps that possess power over the aspects of Time and Light.
14,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (Level 7: 1/8)
I go up to the faction leaders and start talking " hey . why are you fighting us?" the response I get is an attempted stabbing. I dodge the attacks and pick up a card. When I activate the card the area around the faction leaders blurs. suddenly, their armor combines into one, epic set. but it instantly shatters when I finish. the anticlimax causes the many players on the rival factions to die of profound disappointment.
I alchemize the invisibility cloak from harry potter & the slightly nerfed hellkite set ( resistance to what the Hellkite dragons were immune to.) & the lightweight - flash step ninja suit . with a set bonus of : diamond sword +undefined essence + blaze essence +
mirage - infused obsidian..
corrupted rainbow sixer : 5/7
6 tome pack : 5/ 50
mister stick figure: 7/10 ( messed up earlier )
The response you get isn't an attempted fighting, but a legitimate answer! They tell you that they fight because the Godmodder commands it. Therefore, the entire attack fails!
You can't "slightly nerf" a set of Hellkite Dragon armor! When a resistance is added, it can't be taken away!
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 8/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 2/11
+2 to Tazz.
50/50
50/50 ALL COMPLETE! Saving these for the big attack I spoke with you about.
50/50
I begin a new charge- Rod of Phyrexia 1/25. It is immediately boosted to 4/25 by Erelye's three +1's. Hah.
I take out the Soul Wand and access the mime souls trapped within, temporarily imbuing myself with the powers and abilities of a four-shadowed mime, which includes the ability to utilize mimed objects. I take an invisible medikit out of my inventory and open it, applying a set of invisible bandages and healing salves to my more grevious wounds. Then, I make myself an invisible medigun and point it at myself. A complete lack of sound and effects ensues, but nevertheless my HP slowly rises. Next, I pull out a a pair of invisible wands. I make several movements with them, the actual effects, as well as the wands themselves, being both silent and invisible. However, after a second, golden energy begins to trail from the tips of the invisible wands, forming a ball of green and gold healing energy. I direct the ball into myself with the invisible Golden Sunsticks, causing a burst of pure Life energy to spread throughout me and heal me up. Finally, I close another player on Team Excavate attacking either Superius or Subtus in a manner that invites retaliation damage in an invisible box that moves with them, protecting them from some measure of retaliation damage.
Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands && Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes = Kana's Bow of the Hotness and Chillness (6/9)
Snipealarmer && Billy Bazooka = Ear Removal™ (6/11)
I extract the verbose energies from my previous two posts and send the ball of unnecessary verbosity at the SS Omega. An explosion of words rocks the ship while I fire more words at the S.S. Omega with Arcum Os.
I proceed to fire a long Japanese text using Katakana's Bow of the Depths of Volcanoes, Hiragana's Bow of the Wintery Icelands and Arcus Orientum directly into one of the S.S. Omega's thrusters.
Battlefield: Below
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames,
Wilson's Shop: $212
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 6/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 6/11
Cyberspace Access Device AND Azure Essence 6/1
-Battlefield-
I was going to write up a thing detailing Red making The Azure Armoury and The Ultraband with amazing magics, but I just spent three hours filming for a school project outside, and am not feeling up to it. I expend all my charges to make the two of them, there. I may write this as a flashback or something later if I feel up to it.
Alright! You create The Azure Armory and the Ultraband!
I fire a turret at Superius and, assuming the healbot was destroyed, I pick some spare parts out of it and attach some whirling blades to the next player's attack, strengthening it.
Commands:
- Fayther: Combine all memories into a rainbow memory! What should I use this on? Also, copy from the Godmodder for a violent memory.
- Deck: I pulled the Four of Clubs, so that plus the Ace of Diamonds last turn means 6,000 damage per turn for 4 turns to two of the faction leaders.
Splash potion of venom+2
Potion of Fear +1
Wilson watches as the Godmodder beats the Engies' faces in, making overly dramatic flinching motions with each successive hammer blow.
Ooo! Ouch! ... That's gotta hurt!
Afterwards, he walks over to where they were thrown into nothingness.
Well, heh. Does that I mean I win the debate? Not like it ever was a fair fight. I remember when one glance from him would send me packing. Ah, how young, stupid and naive I was back then... oh, uh oh, better get out of here...
What do we have here... living... mechanicals... and some undead. I'd feel best about attacking the mechanical things...
In order to set up for the big finisher, Wilson drinks a potion of fear to set his emotion to fear
He uses Gravity Whirl to deal 23,000 damage to a thruster. He is now on sadness.
Battlefield: I guard as many AG entities as I can with the bulletesseract
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Militarism, Gib Eclipse. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x23, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United, The Ultracompound, The Lapis Steakhouse, The Blueshooter, Ultraversal Remote, The Broken Clock, Ultracharge Canteen, Bag of Hammerspace, The Clouders, The Blue Electrode, Ultracage, People Bait, Indigo Flames
Wilson's Shop: $214
+2 to Wilson
Guide to Lucid Dreaming AND Canteen AND Azure Essence 7/11
Auto-Hacker 3000 AND Tablet AND Azure Essence 7/11
Ea Array && Focusing Crystal && Thaumic Storage Unit = Ea Contrivance 9/10
I duplicate another Potion of Wickedness.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = Ultracircle 3/11
+2 to Tazz.
Rod of Phyrexia 5/25
I summon a massive burst of healing energy from the Positive Energy Plane, by the simple expedient of opening a planar gate to said plane of existence and allowing the energy to flow through. The energy targets and massively heals me.
I judo throw Cwcatastrophe out of the Perfectly Safe Capsule, then direct it into the S.S. Omega, punching straight through its mast. I then take off the rockets, and gently stop it, placing the cake into the capsule to protect it from mobs. Anyways I shooby doo bop bibbity bam and suddenly a veritable flood of Smooth McGroove videos flood the Cwcatastrophe, causing it to somehow drown in dissonant tunes. Hey, this thing is probably enough of an abomination at this point, who knows how its anatomy works.
I then pull out my Bulletesseract and shield as many AG players as I can, including myself. Meanwhile, I decide to smash all the stuff I made for Fseftr sans the Bulletesseract, then attach a bomb to it so that it blows up after the EOTB.
(Spiral Sucker && Picture of Earth) && English Energy = Color Mayhemsucker 10/11
Orb of Calm && Smash Ball 6/11 (Orb of Control)
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-7, Gutza1-20, Tazz-14, crystal-26, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Since the Cwctastrophe was never in the Perfectly Safe Capsule to begin with, the entire attack against the S.S. Omega fails! Cursed 7,500 damage to the Cwctastrophe!
You shield yourself, Netpatham, pionoplayer, Tazz, and Pit! The Bulletesseract will blow up after the EOTB!
I have a gut feeling that there may be more opportunities in the IUPC than you think. As for your gun, I'm going to assume Richard probably has it. He stole them from me when I gathered them all. Don't ask how any of us got that done that fast. It's just shenanigans.
I then duplicate...Hmm. Yes, that should work nicely. I pass the Soldier a duplicate High-Energy Pellet Gun. "This should do until Richard gets back to you, if you feel like shooting anything. What's your name by the way?"
I also give the Soldier a (duplicated) HALI array. "Stay alive. I'd rather you not die, we hhaven't even gotten to know you yet."
+2 to Generic. Eleven's Eyepatch please.
I unleash fractive blasts at the ship, severing whatever mechanic holds it together. Several bits, cut off from the vehicle, cease to function.
I then blast a PvPer with grimdarkness, making him extremely depressed to the point of seppuku. Or at least falling on his sword in a painful fashion/attacking his teammates because he cannot see through the grief of recognizing the futility of his life.
I zillify as many mobs as I can. They now no longer desire to eat the cake, but instead to defend it.
The ship?
A PvPer?
No, now the mobs desire to spread the Trickster everywhere they can! 3 Skeletons implode due to sheer zilly!
Onyx Obol && Bringer (In Rifle Form) = Deathbringer 2/9
+2 to Irecreeper
I wake up suddenly. My vision unblurs, and my core systems finish rebooting. As I sit up, I notice a strange crackling in the air around me. I look down, and I appear to be on my quest bed. My normal microsoft outfit is now replaced with the same outfit, only with memes plastering every inch of it. I access my system files to see what has happened. The first file I find is called ASCEND.meme . I open this file, to find this: “THE THE PROPHE THE THE FALSE PROHPET HAS BEEN VANQUISHED THE ARISE”
… What?
Suddenly, a blast of raw meme power hits me. I absorb it into myself, and my robot body is nearly ripped apart. Suddenly, I hear my meme lord’s holy voice speaking to meme;
“MODPACK. I HAVE GIVEN A PORTION OF MY HOLMEME POWER TO YOU, SO YOU COULD TRULY USE MEMES. YOU ARE NOW TRULY MY DISCIPLE. HOWEVER, I DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO LIVE IN THIS FORM FOR MUCH LONGER. I REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE.”
“What do you need, my lord?”
“A MORTAL BODY TO ENTER, SO I MAY CONTINUE TO EXIST.”
“I shall help you, my lord.”
I pull out the wreckage of many of my broken HALO ARMOR SUITS, and various X-WEAPONS, and ALL of my assorted meme weapons, and then create a very simplistic Microsoft Robot, based off of my own. Using a blast of my meme power, it activates, and the meme lord quickly enters the robot. The robot boots up, and the memelord successfully entered the robot!
“Thank you, my disciple.” is the last thing I hear before they flash-step away! (MEMELORD ENTERS THE GAME! They should actually be joining as a player soon.)
The residual blast from all of this goes and strikes the S.S. Omega with a blinding amount of power! I hurriedly fly over to it and crack my robo-fingers, and then FALCON PAWNCH the S.S. Omega! The sound of a thousand TROLOLOLs happens at once, and a sonic blast, going so fast that it is a sanic meme blast strikes the S.S. Omega! I then stare at the ship, and ask it “U mad bro?”. The meme energy from this attack is…
It’s…
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This quickly becomes a hyper meme combo. This escalates quickly, and turns into a WOMBO COMBO! I use ALL the memes! The memes quickly BURN IT WITH FIRE, because they are moving so fast and generating so quickly they turn into a plasma! Such fast. Very plasma. They go fast enough to go even further back in the timeline of memes, quickly turning back into rage comics, orly owls, I haz bucket seals, and LOLCATS! The nyan cat begins playing, and a satanic voice begins saying things such as “TACOS XD I AM SO [email protected]!” Teh epic face appears with devil horns and it turns out that it is the satanic voice saying such cringe-worthy memes. It begins causing epic face meteors and rare pepes to start slamming into the S.S. Omega, and then the epic face begins glowing red. It starts to vibrate out of our plane of existence, and then it releases one giant meme to end this wombo combo.
“HOW DO BALLS CUE?”
It then turns into a cue ball and slams into the side of the S.S. Omega, and burns through it.
Suddenly, a giant :mspa: (face) flies out of the Creative portal and slams hard into the S.S. Omega, for IT KEEPS HAPPEMEMEING damage! The S.S. Omega finds itself falling down some stairs that have just protruded through the portal...I warned u about stairs bro.
=ACTION=
I attack Subtus/Bipole (Subtus was renamed or something) with THE OTHER SIDE!
=LIMBO=
I attempt to forcefully lob Birthday Boy Blam's head off, using THE ARMISTYX in GUILLOTINE SCYTHE MODE. If Blam is killed / temporarly stunned, I progress towards The Washroom, with the ARMISTYX in PANIC ATTACK SCYTHE MODE. If Blam isn't defeated, I attempt to break into the Office once more, then slam the door behind me.
=COMMAND=
>Isaac: MEGA BOMB Subtus/Bipole! (Guardian.Angel: Follow same attack!)
>Garen: DEMACIAAAA! Use Judgement on Subtus/Bipole!
9,000 damage to Subtus!
Birthday Boy Blam holds up the guillotine with his left pinky finger and chucks it into the other side of the hallway. He continues advancing towards you. You fail to break into the Office, and are helpless to watch as Blam closes in on you... Suddenly, he changes into a gentleman's outfit.
"Why hello there, old bean. If you're looking for Flumpty, I'm sorry to say that he's out right now. After being sent here, what was it, a few weeks ago? He decided to leave. So I'll let you leave with only a warning. Don't come back here, in case he decides to come back. And I won't be as merciful next time. WE won't be."
Static fills your vision, and Blam disappears. The door to the Office is unblocked.
My Action: I recover after being ejected from SCP-2317. "Alright, godmodder. Your faction leaders die, NOW." I use a group PM to tell all the faction leaders about the {REDACTED}. Due to the nature of the {REDACTED}, they all drop dead instantly. Note: Spoiler info is definitely OOC information for everyone, I only put it there because otherwise Twinbuilder would make the whole attack fail.
In case you don't get it, the {REDACTED} is the memetic kill cocktail, the same one that was mailed to the godmoder instead of the godmodder. Even though I am no longer allied with the SCP Foundation, I still know about this because I was working with them when they made that secret weapon.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind calls in a favor from LOTA, who promptly fires his superweapon. The weapon is literally the size of a large station (before being re-weaponized it held 30 million people), and is designed to penetrate pretty much all defenses. It blasts into the top of the tower, shredding it to pieces and forcing the godmodder to act to stop a critical failure from spreading to the rest of the tower (the godmodder spends his action this round on damage control).
SCP-2317 Action: I do stuff. Oh, am I supposed to be dead? Well, the same thing Crusher48 used to control me allows me to share a body with him. Don't tell him.
20,000 damage to all three Faction Leaders!
Since the Fleetmind's action wasn't even charged and only has the weight of one post behind its back, the Godmodder counters the beam with an even larger version of the beam supercharged with the power of all unclaimed +1s in existence! Since this one was charged, it disables the other beam and destroys whatever ship fired it!
Lacking imagination, I shoot Subtus with the Recoil Scoper and Superius with Ultimatum!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Stuff charges!
My shadow in Limbo simply observes for a long while, waiting to see if anything particularly portentous will occur, before leaving to wander yet further.
Aboard the Anachron, about a week or so ago;
One of the Four Engineers wonders aloud how they should even start to try to repair this, or even if trying is a good idea.
Another points out that there's no good way of reaching the Core to repair it.
The third and fourth begin attempting to plot out their next moves, though the general air is changing from confusion and terror to outright despair.
It is at this point, rather conveniently, and likely due to the measurable Narrativium content of the Anachron's "Armor-Comp" standard construction material, that both halves of the Amperzand Split arrive.
"What in the name of unholy gorilla happened here?"
"I tend to assume it was the unfortunate Doctor, brother."
"Uh, y-you-you two are d-dead, right? You died? We heard you all died?"
Both splits look at the now-exceedingly-nervous Engineer for a moment.
"Yep. We got better though,
calm yourself."
"Is our digital friend alive,
do ya think?"
"Uh, probably not. From what we can tell, that thing over there is meant to be a main terminal, and it's showing the 'OS missing' icon y'all use."
"Ah, good point, I missed that."
"Well, I suppose I could just
re-upload him, surely?"
"Worth a try, probably. You've got a copy that still works?"
"Yeah, it'll take a while though, give me some time."
"You four should likely go and see what can be done about the rest of the Crew, their fate is sure to have been unpleasant,
given how badly the outer layers got gorilla'd up, the radiation had to have been way past lethal levels."
9,000 damage to Subtus!
The war just continues onward at the bottom of the ravine, and you're about to leave until something peculiar happens. At the back of the Humans' fleet, several redstone blocks are set on the ground, and then those who placed them quickly run away. The redstone blocks suddenly deploy, and metamorphose into what looks like a giant cubic tank, complete with TNT cannons! And it's moving, too! The Testificates, completely caught off-guard by this modern warfare, are beaten back and make a tactical retreat! Interesting... You wonder why you don't see this tech in Minecraft!
Hank continues cleaving his way through the mobs, smashing the heads of various undead monsters in with a large axe before switching out to a flamethrower, which he uses to roast more of them, sending the torched undead running directly into the paths of the faction leaders, messing with their attacks. Hank follows up with a rather large rocket launcher, which fires a ridiculously oversized rocket that is hit by a skeleton's arrow, which sends it spiraling off course straight into the side of the SS Omega, but instead of dealing raw damage, the rocket was actually EMP (redstone-based), and as such causes the SS Omega's weapon systems to whack out and begin firing wildly all over the place, dealing even more resulting damage to both the faction leaders and incoming mobs.
Hank stops for a moment during this brief respite to ponder, why are we stopping the minigame mobs? Wouldn't it be more effective to grab the cake, put it somewhere where the mobs will get toasted while they try to get to it, and just leave it at that? Upon this burst of rationing, Hank rushes back, grabs the cake, uses a potion of invisibility and another of invincibility, and rushes it downstairs, coats it with a long-lasting potion of heat/force resistance, and tosses it into the safest-looking opening amongst the self-destructing turrets and such. He gets back up to the others just before the potions wear off, and dives to the ground right before a stray turret shot, detonated late by the intense heat emanating from the lower level whizzes through where his head was just before the dive. This bullet ricochets off the ceiling and slams right into one of the faction leaders.
5 Skeletons killed! The rocket fails to take out the weapons systems, since they're fired manually: with pure Flint and Steel!
You down a potion of invisibility and invincibility, but find that the path downstairs has been sealed off!
WARNING! A HUGE POST FROM "The_Nonexistent_Tazz" IS APPROACHING FAST!
I am about to kick rear end and chew bubblegum, but in the very far-fledged distance, a gong is heard, ferociously rocking the very land. I quickly de-trickster, then remove Mythos and the Magic English Eye and then use potent Bard of Life powers to heal myself to full, making many question why I didn't just do that immediately. It is time. I quickly plant a wooden door-the very first one I used in this thread-and step through it. It vanishes behind me, leaving a ton of confused people to ponder where I just decided to go.
...
Snip.
...
I come back out of my brand-spanking-new Divine Gate of Harmony, and a coincidental firing of random weapons from some jumpy guy on the S.S. Omega deprives me of an arm and eye again. Well, there goes the idea that I was going to not have to augment myself again, but ugh. It's kind of weird and annoying., and makes me look like the Godmodder/Vriska/Psi/whoever else is missing an eye and an arm. I re-equip the Mythos, the Magic English Eye, and whatever else I stopped wearing for the master's ceremony. I then test out the Divine Gate of Harmony by stepping through it and letting a pulse of its native majjyks out onto the deck of the S.S. Omega, damaging it, the ritual of the masters fresh and the powers ready for use.
((Twin, you decide the level of the Divine Gate of Harmony and whatnot.))
CogWynd will use Come At Me Bro on the Skeletons, winding him up by 20% and taunting them with annoying and rude memes, including the titular. In caes this was missed: If CogWynd isn't targeted by them, they're going to have a 50% chance of failing their action, but if he is targeted by them, he has a 50% chance of doing a 9,000 damage counter. He gets ready for receiving the Rainbow Memory in case Fayther targets him with that (I also recommend Wilson for that, but I have no idea what that would do to him in terms of mental effects). I threaten the Ultimate Wily Capsule to reappear quickly and attack the Skeletons as well with some more force. I convince Split that those three dudes over there (them being the Faction Owners) look like they're cruisin' for a bruisin,' courtesy of his awesome weapon with his awesome special attacks-those awesome ones that we all love to see.
This was snipped because of a post-too-long error, but rest assured, I read all of it!
Anthem shall affect both me and Talist if that's okay because selfishness and all that: 46/50
A.B.E.: 14/50
I find it shameful that the cake is not put on a plate. True shame cannot be expressed to the godmodder in words for failing to acknowledge such a simple thing. I decide to fix this problem by taking the cake and putting it on a plate.
It is after a zombie attempts to pick it up that it was brought to my attention the plate was made of explodium.
I timetravel to the past and join the Creative server, and proceed to amass weapons, armors, and the items used in the past attacks coming from the Creative Server Door. I then, on the Creative Server, check if everything on Main is installed...
If not, what isn't?
A package comes through the Creative door, which I am already in the exact position to grab. The Godmodder is unable to interfere because I was moving backwards in time whilst grabbing the package. Of course, it probably contains almost nothing of real value.. However, it at the very least contains all the explosives I could possibly fit inside...
I blast more mobs with zilly, once again causing them to defend the cake.
The Godmodder is able to interfere because he was moving backwards in time while pursuing you, and takes the package, holding on to it until the time is right!
{Y'know, I have to say, having played in DTG sessions with and without specific alchemized weapons, I kinda prefer not having them for reasons of randomly hammerspaced stuffs being comparably effective to everything else, though general damage-boosting artifacts and potions are hardly bad from any point of view, as being able to permanently raise your effectiveness against the endless mooks via charging is nice.}
Feeling a little out of sorts, presumably due to the many, many varieties of massive radiation poisoning and lingering, particularly nasty wounds both halves of me are suffering from, both of me use their increasingly-difficult-to-handle psionic capabilities to raise literally every weapon, alchemical and otherwise, in their possession, and open fire on on Subtus and one on Superius, devastation in a myriad varieties sweeping the Elevator shaft above and below.
+1x2 to Piono because why not.
Stuff charges!
Anachronlog; {This is the last one before they start being relevant to anyone else, I promise}
"Do you actually have a plan?"
"Probably."
Amp reaches into the eye-twisting ovoid of seething nothingness that is a Personal Hammerspace Container, rummages around for longer than usual, and pulls out Reaction Beyond, in a fuzz of the temporal strangeness resulting from the alchemy existing in the past due to the action being taken in the future and Hammerspace compensating by allowing whatever, since it's Hammerspace, and it contains anything you need it to.
"What in every variant of Hell is that?"
"Call it a gift from our mutual insanity. Anyway, that part there's an active H-3 Strategic Administration Core, complete with sentience, so as I see it, he's anomaly-proofed enough to handle being alchemized, and this is a complete gestalt of him as of whenever this copy was made,
so why do we not simply plug it in and see what happens? ...You make even worse plans than I do, no wonder we made H3 to do the thinking for us."
"Well, why the hell not."
Zand pulls an industry-size cylinder of construction nanites from his PHC, then builds a simple, sturdy platform leading from the entrance to the Core and its main terminal.
"I suppose this idiocy is likely our best option. Go ahead."
Amp takes four long, understandably stompy strides forward, and finds to his amusement that there is already a convenient slot, five meters across, for the heavy Mobile Reactor that serves as Reaction Beyond's chasse. *Clunk-zzt-vrrnn-silence*
My former body teleports into the Hub, crackling with nightmarish energies. It's arms, still holding Sweet Tooth, begin twiching and point themselves at the Bridge of S.S. 0mega, and firing a huge blast of enderpearl-powered Nightmare Fuel straight towards the ship. The body descends opening it's eyes, and revealing two dark purple orbs lacking anything recembling an iris or pupil.
As long as I can remember, I have followed V around, lackıng the abılıty to ınterfere, ınteract, or even turn away. I was hıs shadow. And now he ıs mıne.
The Bearger will try to stay in the Healbot's range, defending it, and hopefully get healed.
Ravethrower 3/9
Umbra's Rıfle ~~~ Loom
Ψ-Mech Mk. A 3/4
Ancestral Awakening 43/50
Umbral Ultımatum 1/10
Thorndroids 9/10
Alt+i=ı
Uh-oh.
8,000 damage to the Mast!
Umbra's Rifle ~~~ Loom = Shadow's Hood
SHADOW'S HOOD: A hood as dark as night itself. It looks like it's made of shadows.
Umbral Ultimatum is a combination of two high-level alchemies, and you'll need to charge it for more than 10 posts! Unless that charge is completely unrelated to Maniac's weapon, in which case, disregard the entire above sentence.
I vote for all the players to use their specials... on the NEXT big enemy we fight, since we have these ones down! I take Subtus for a trip on my monster car, which is a car shaped by a monster! However, Subtus was always scared of monsters, despite arguably being one himself! I use his awakened fear of monsters to teleport him into a dark room... He looks around, and sees a giant tentacled monster, a big bear-like monster, and what looks like a massive snake! He finds a lightswitch next to him and uses it, expecting them to be furniture... but nope, turns out he was absolutely right about the nature of the beasties! They all maul him!
Alright! When the next wave of enemies appears, feel free to vote for all the players!
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I turn to the Redstone Block. If you idiots really insist upon this distraction now...After a few seconds I manage to snap my fingers together, though nothing obvious happens at first unless you're at Ground Level.
At Ground Level, at the Spawn Point, the legion of players gathered here, eagerly anticipating freedom, stop as they hear the telltale sound of rushing water, and move out of the way just in time as a whole torrent of it rushes past. A person quickly nerdpoles up and manages to see that the water seems to be the vast majority of a nearby ocean biome before being shot by a hidden turret in the Tower walls. Bullets do not stop water, though, and the ocean moves through unimpeded. The water wells up at the ground of the tower, a fierce malestrom, spinning in place and refusing to sit still. before the whole ocean is taken into it-at which point it happily rushes upwards into the tower, serpent-like, moving without resistance.
The Many entities of Excelsior suddenly hear a rumbling sound. I just prepare to take a seat.
The water, at this point, makes itself apparent to anyone who couldn't read the last paragraph for some reason and floods into the room. My rump has squarely landed on the forehead of some massive serpentine dragon made of water, who's length easily encompasses the whole room, and only careful evasive maneuvers have made sure none of the entities have suddenly found themselves in this thing's stomach-analouge. It looks around, almost alive, its eyes drifting as mine, and mine lay to rest on PARANOiA and his stupid companion. Being that I cannot harm PARANOiA immediately, the Redstone Block, with its somewhat obvious weakness to the element I naturally command the best, is in for the worst day of its life, starting right now.
"Give up." I state to the red cube.
For all of its willpower, the answer is clearly no. The red cube doesn't get much further than that, as it suddenly finds the Dragon's head bearing down upon it, swallowing it whole like it was a tiny snack-and to the Dragon, it pretty much was. It fails to escape quickly due to teleportation antics-in fact, it seems this water has completely disabled that thus long as he drowns in it, as per my powerful spatial majjyks disabling his somewhat weaker ones. The Dragon itself slams Redstone Block all along the walls, smashing it between its watery power (pressure pushing it out somewhat) and the many walls of the room, a deadly dance that just keeps making everything worse. when it decides the walls aren't nearly sufficient, it headbutts itself into the Redstone Block from within its own stomach, the only allowing factor being the fluidity of water, pushing it with more force. All the while, the only indicator that this dragon isn't somehow a living being unto itself is my gently-maneuvering hands, acting as if to handle a puppet-the puppet being the water. Not terribly obvious to many, as it's a fairly subtle gesture being done by a guy on a fast-moving water dragon that's catching everyone's attentions. Eventually, the Dragon stops moving and spits out Redstone Block in a glob of water, keeping it trapped by pressure and the same anti-teleportation majjyks I used before.
"You are just a waste of my time! Get out of the way, and consider this a warning!" I manage to quip, as the Dragon itself suddenly shrinks and condenses, forming into my hands as I leap over the Redstone Block. The Dragon has completely reformed into the hypecondensed orb by the time I make my move.
My right hand, and the hypercondensed water orb with it, take aim at the Redstone Block-and an instant later, the huge Water Dragon very briefly reappears, blitzing downwards towards the Redstone Block with the force of a nuclear bomb and a speed of a very fast Flashstepper. The whole of the force and the watery doom is channeled straight into the Redstone Block, dealing huge damage by pressure alone, to say nothing of its weakness to Water by way of Ender majjyks. Of course, this also let the water to spray everywhere after the impact is done.
The result left the whole room completely and utterly soaked, water dripping everywhere. The floor, walls, ceiling, EVERYTHING was now covered in water. The floor itself was now covered in a inch of water. Everything was soaking wet. Needless to say, unless you could fly, you were wet. I just looked at home. Redstone Block was officially no longer considered cuboid in any fashion whatsoever. PhD level Cubologists everywhere simultaniously and immediately agree that whatever Redstone Block is NOW is DEFINTELY not a cube on any level.
"Eh, sorry about that..." I say to my allies, offering towels to whoever AG needs it most. Always come prepared. I make sure to hand one to Wilson and dry off the poor guy. That was sudden if nothing else.
FLY-AWAY BUFF: A highly flexible piece of cloth imbued with the essence of bug spray. It repels all insects that fly towards it, killing them if they stay in its range for too long.
Umbra fires another blast of Nightmare Fuel out of Sweet Tooth, this time at the Skeletons.
The wands aren’t enough to channel my power. I need a better paır. A paır of magıc utensıls constantly drıppıng wıth glorious paınt noır. But fırst, I need a prototype.
Wands && Fountaın Pen
Ψ-Mech Mk. A Complete!
Codex Phobia ~~~ Loom
Ravethrower 4/9
Ancestral Awakening 44/50
Umbral Ultımatum 2/10
Thorndroids 9/10
7 Skeletons killed!
Ψ-MECH MK. A: A modified version of the Ψ-Mech that has even more powerful psiionic abilities, and also possesses the power to create psiionic gateways to SCP-2400-DTG, sentencing the mechs' targets there, where they will be eaten alive by the Guardians that roam its waters.
OOH! I might not be able to post anything else, but I know that now is my chance! Instead of Gravity Whirl on the thruster, Wilson uses alchemical shot, with a potion of aquaphobia, on the Redstone Block! I knew that potion would come in handy some day. I'll update what this does for Wilson if I have time. Pity it screws up the plan for the ultimate combo a little...
My Action: I summon a creeper disguised as a villager. The zombies go after the villager/creeper, and it detonated on them.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind warps in a few minute's travel from the tower.
SCP-2317 Action: I go for revenge on the godmodder for his brutal attacks by casting the Curse of Suck-O-Mancy against the League of Mobs. This makes the summoning spell suck so bad that newly summoned mobs immediately defect to me (SCP-2317 is now Neutral because he is focused on getting revenge on the Godmodder).
2 Zombies killed!
The Godmodder counters with the Curse of Necromancy, which raises so many Skeletons and Zombies from the dead that the Curse can't handle them all, and it shorts out! The Godmodder then rollbacks the newly-summoned mobs.
Accordıng to my scavagıng through the memorıes of V, I have come to the conclusıon that there are 2 teams. The ones who ascend towards the glory on the top of the tower to usurp the undyıng Rıck, and the ones who descend ınto the darkness to uncover the secrets of the unıverse. I lıke usurpıng people, but I love secrets. V has already placed a pawn on the way down, but ıt ıs weak and damaged. Where he has placed a pawn, I wıll place a bıshop.
Umbra grabs Codex Phobia, flipping through the nightmarish pages and summoning an actual Shadow Enderman this time.
Hello, mazter. What do you want me to do??
U: Fırst, use a name tag. Our dıalog wıll be really confusıng and hard to read ıf you are supposed to dıstınguısh our text by typıng quırks alone. I’ll be U and you can be U2. V can be...V.
U2: Wait.. U2? Izn’t there a band who..wait nevermind.
U: Anyway, your mıssıon ıs to descend onto the elevator, defendıng ıt and uncoverıng the secrets of the depths.
U2: Ok!!
Wwhorp!!
The Bearger, preparing to attack Surperius, notices an odd shadow flicker around in the Elevator. The shadow suddinly disapears, as if it never was there. Probably just the pain causing the Bearger to hallucinate.
U2: Umbra, we have a problem!!
U:What?
U2: My Realnezz.. It wazn’t high enough down there.
U: I think I know a way to fıx that.
Enderpearl && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel
Wwhorp!!
The owner of Demise suddenly notices a Shadow Enderman with nasty-looking claws flying towards him.
My Action: I run between the skeletons and make them all shoot each other.
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind's token force (like 25 ships) arrives and begins a siege on the tower. Each round, a random entity is hit by fallout from the siege and takes 10000 damage.
SCP-2317 Action: I invoke the Curse of Repetitiveness on the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret. This should do little now, but if it transforms into a Turret Tank again, the Curse will cause it to fail, and cannot be overriden because NOTHING overrides the curse of repetitiveness.
The Skeletons are amused by the fact that you think that trick will work!
Okay!
The Godmodder points to the list that was made earlier about the severity of the Curse of Repetitiveness. He says that the only things somewhat immune are PG players' actions and entities, and the only things that are truly immune are the Godmodder's actions and entities. Therefore, the ACN-Turret is immune to the Curse of Repetitiveness.
I made art, make some popcorn if you want. Also, cue the Crowning Music of Awesome.
Action 2/3
Ethereal Callings: 50/50 COMPLETE!
Starfall Sync: 25/50
Alright, here I go. Feel free to critique my art, but just saying, I'm not a professional, but I can do more on pen and paper than I can on a screen and with a mouse.
Anyways, here goes.
Meanwhile, at the old Shadows Citadel, past its glory days, with the Meteoric Barrage machine left to wither and rust, a storm brews. This is the calm within the storm, ironically.
I, in the old stone halls of the building, to its lowest point. No one ever goes down here. It should be the storage cellar, but instead, it serves as the point of where Realm of the Mad God meets everything else.
I calmly light my lantern. I sit there, awaiting an answer from an old friend.
As I shake my torch out, disappointed, I hear a warping sound emanate from the portal, which, oddly, is followed by a second.
"Hello, old friend."
"Why, glad to see you, O."
"Septavius, are you ready to go? Get out there and make yourself useful."
"Yes, master..."
As we walk away, I hear a cry above us, disturbingly in anguish.
Septavius the Ghost God [AG] HP: 230,000/230,000
Actions
Spirit Storm: This attack summons 10 Lair Ghosts and deals 4000 damage to all enemies that can be damaged at the time. This deals full damage regardless of modifiers unless the entity is invulnerable as of then.
Haunting Rage: Septavius deals 16,000 damage to any enemy entity in close proximity.
Undeath Gales: Septavius deals a relatively light 2,000 damage to any enemy in close proximity, and deals another 2,000 damage to an enemy target. The target's attacks will miss 50% of the time for the next turn.
Spectral Scream: This will summon 10 Ghosts of Septavius and will also deal 4000 damage to an enemy target.
Lair Ghost [AG] HP: 4000/4000
Ghost of Septavius [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000
Lair Ghosts deal light damage and attack in packs, but Ghosts of Septavius hit harder and are better as individuals.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
Septavius the Ghost God added!
The Chaos Eye kills 3 Zombies! PARANOiA deals 8,000 damage to the Enchanted Deck! The Redstone Block kills 3 Zombies!
The Cwctastrophe subjects Wilson to the unbridled horror of the complete set of Sonichu comics, dealing 15,000 damage!
Split uses Broken Anachronism's bountiful time powers and chucks the Robot Masters and the Pupil into a timeline full of instant-death spikes!
The PPC deals a cursed 18,000 damage to the Cwctastrophe! The Planet Express Crew destroys a Thruster of the S.S. Omega! CogWynd the Memetic uses Come At Me Bro, winding up by 20% and inflicting a special effect on the Skeletons! If they target CogWynd, they will be counterattacked. If they don't, their attack has a chance of failure! CogWynd enters Overclocked mode! The Enchanted Deck pulls the 4 of Clubs, casting an effect on Demise's Owner and Deity's Owner! Fayther creates a Rainbow Memory! The Futurama Gate's troops deal 12,000 damage to a Thruster! Wilson uses Alchemical Shot on the Redstone Block, firing a Potion of Aquaphobia at it! It is INSANELY susceptible to water-based attacks, starting now and ending at the end of next turn! The MTF Forces are disbanded!
Destruction's Owner unleashes a large array of TNT-based weaponry and fires it at CogWynd, dealing 10,000 damage to him! Fayther, the Futurama Gate, Wilson, and Split all take 5,000 splash damage! Deity's Owner gets out a pack of mediguns and heals Destruction's Owner for +40,000 HP! Demise's Owner gets out a potion cannon and fires Potions of Wither at Erelye, pionoplayer, Cobalt, and Pricey! S.S. Omega's cannons fire red-hot cannonballs that create huge explosions, raining firey death on CogWynd and dealing 60,000 damage! The remainder of the Zombies manage to get to the Cake and deal 2 damage to it! The Skeletons' attack fails! More mobs appear!
The Godmodder unleashes yet another Special Attack...
> Godmodder477: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 BLACKLIST - DRAWING THE LINE
Everyone has to draw the line somewhere, and that's what the Godmodder's about to do! He once again takes out the Blacklister, sword blades protruding from its heads and spinning until they act like a whirling dervish! The Godmodder points the blade to the floor and it cuts a line directly through the floor, heading from one end of the room to the other! The Godmodder then manipulates the coding of the server, creating a massive red firewall that stretches high, up to the ceiling! The Godmodder casts the firewall at the Cwctastrophe, and since firewalls are meant to block out corrupted files and viruses, the cursed Cwctastrophe lies defenseless as the Godmodder easily eats away at the remainder of its health!
Isaac uses Mega Bomb, dealing 20,000 damage to Subtus! The Guardian Angel deals 5,000 damage to Subtus! The Bearger gains +3,000 HP! Garen uses Judgement, dealing 9,000 damage to Subtus! (I nerfed this a bit. It'll add up to 27,000 total damage now, which is still a lot!) Subtus, who is hanging on by a thread, rolls a lucky crit and wipes out Isaac!
The Planet Express Crew's shielding explodes, taking out 2 Zombies!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
Team Excelsior: TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Wither: III
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. Wither: III
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 6/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 23/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
Wilson: [AG] HP: 285,000/300,000. Emotion: Sly. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 70%. State: +100.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 230,000/230,000.
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 67,000/100,000 HP. Deity's Owner: 53,000/100,000 HP. Demise's Owner: 59,000/100,000 HP. Have powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 300,000/300,000 HP. Mast: 145,000/200,000 HP. Thrusters: 13,000/25,000. (x1.) 25,000/25,000 HP. (x5.) Keeps the ship afloat. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x33.) Get up close to attack. Skeletons: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x23.) Snipe from afar. Spiders: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x20.) More mobs come in each turn! Attacking the cake.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
Twin! Emerald Nova was a second action in my first post! Don't forget about Hank's use of his battle technique, you already ruled that a spoil of war and battle technique must be used separately!
Hank picks himself up.
I'm very glad for video game inventory systems, you just ruined my rocket launcher.
Hank begins blazing his flamethrower around the undead mobs, immolating them all.
Note: Credomar (LOTA's death ray gun) is WAY out of range. As in, it is in a different solar system out of range. It contains an elaborate system that sends the beam through hyperspace (so unlike the Weath Ray, it can and does break the speed of light). The godmodder's action to stop the Weath Ray earlier, on the other hand, screws him here because his beam cannot go faster than light. Also, you do not need to charge attacks on the godmodder, as charging attacks does not improve success rate. This was a indirect attack on the godmodder to stall the godmodder, btw (it would not have damaged any entities), so it did not need to be charged.
The large amounts of explosives contained within fly out, and detonate amongst the mobs. This is pretty much multiple stacks of all the explosives ever created in any mod ever, stuffed into a box that shouldn't really be able to contain them but Creative Shenanigans, triggered to explode by suddenly energized redstone happening when the Godmodder picked up the box instead of myself. It's keyed to my MC username, my palmprint, and multiple types of unforgeable brain scans, at least one of which I invented solely for this purpose. By the way, you never answered my question about mods on Creative...
I stuff the three Faction Owners down the S.S. Omega's cannons. I then locate triggered wormholes such that, when the cannons fire, the three faction owners will go through the wormholes before they are messed with, and impact the mast. If that doesn't work, I put up Hard-Light shielding to divert the faction owners into the Mast the normal way. I also stuff a Red Matter Bomb in each barrel for good measure.
I detonate a Red Matter Bomb in the middle of the pack of Skeletons, in addition to those that already exploded (which were antimattered to de-existence with subsequent detonations but persisted long enough to get some damage in). They are unable to aim and fire properly due to being sucked up, along with their arrows, into what amounts to a black hole.
Votes for all the PLs.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Act 2! +1 to Generic, +1 to Erelye!
The Phoenix (19/50) (Rise from the Ashes.)
The Panic Button (15/25) (Variable emergency response charge.)
Golden (3/50) (Threefold its Champions, Fourfold it's forms...)
(Ruined Bedroom && Fabrico Essentia) && Void-Grade Wifi Hotspot = Top-Class Bedroom (Level 8: 5/9)
(Ruined Luxury Room && Fabrico Essentia) && Water Creation Node && Cornucopia of Plenty = Satisfaction Room (Level 8: 8/9).
Buff (the wearable clothing) && Bug Spray Majjyks = Fly Away Buff (Level 2: 3/3) Ayup.
Fly Away Buff || (Lesser Bug Spray Elemental && ten quadrillion Bug spray cans && Air Freshener (to keep the Buff from smelling like Bug Spray 100% of the time)) = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
I turn to the Redstone Block. If you idiots really insist upon this distraction now...After a few seconds I manage to snap my fingers together, though nothing obvious happens at first unless you're at Ground Level.
At Ground Level, at the Spawn Point, the legion of players gathered here, eagerly anticipating freedom, stop as they hear the telltale sound of rushing water, and move out of the way just in time as a whole torrent of it rushes past. A person quickly nerdpoles up and manages to see that the water seems to be the vast majority of a nearby ocean biome before being shot by a hidden turret in the Tower walls. Bullets do not stop water, though, and the ocean moves through unimpeded. The water wells up at the ground of the tower, a fierce malestrom, spinning in place and refusing to sit still. before the whole ocean is taken into it-at which point it happily rushes upwards into the tower, serpent-like, moving without resistance.
The Many entities of Excelsior suddenly hear a rumbling sound. I just prepare to take a seat.
The water, at this point, makes itself apparent to anyone who couldn't read the last paragraph for some reason and floods into the room. My rump has squarely landed on the forehead of some massive serpentine dragon made of water, who's length easily encompasses the whole room, and only careful evasive maneuvers have made sure none of the entities have suddenly found themselves in this thing's stomach-analouge. It looks around, almost alive, its eyes drifting as mine, and mine lay to rest on PARANOiA and his stupid companion. Being that I cannot harm PARANOiA immediately, the Redstone Block, with its somewhat obvious weakness to the element I naturally command the best, is in for the worst day of its life, starting right now.
"Give up." I state to the red cube.
For all of its willpower, the answer is clearly no. The red cube doesn't get much further than that, as it suddenly finds the Dragon's head bearing down upon it, swallowing it whole like it was a tiny snack-and to the Dragon, it pretty much was. It fails to escape quickly due to teleportation antics-in fact, it seems this water has completely disabled that thus long as he drowns in it, as per my powerful spatial majjyks disabling his somewhat weaker ones. The Dragon itself slams Redstone Block all along the walls, smashing it between its watery power (pressure pushing it out somewhat) and the many walls of the room, a deadly dance that just keeps making everything worse. when it decides the walls aren't nearly sufficient, it headbutts itself into the Redstone Block from within its own stomach, the only allowing factor being the fluidity of water, pushing it with more force. All the while, the only indicator that this dragon isn't somehow a living being unto itself is my gently-maneuvering hands, acting as if to handle a puppet-the puppet being the water. Not terribly obvious to many, as it's a fairly subtle gesture being done by a guy on a fast-moving water dragon that's catching everyone's attentions. Eventually, the Dragon stops moving and spits out Redstone Block in a glob of water, keeping it trapped by pressure and the same anti-teleportation majjyks I used before.
"You are just a waste of my time! Get out of the way, and consider this a warning!" I manage to quip, as the Dragon itself suddenly shrinks and condenses, forming into my hands as I leap over the Redstone Block. The Dragon has completely reformed into the hypecondensed orb by the time I make my move.
My right hand, and the hypercondensed water orb with it, take aim at the Redstone Block-and an instant later, the huge Water Dragon very briefly reappears, blitzing downwards towards the Redstone Block with the force of a nuclear bomb and a speed of a very fast Flashstepper. The whole of the force and the watery doom is channeled straight into the Redstone Block, dealing huge damage by pressure alone, to say nothing of its weakness to Water by way of Ender majjyks. Of course, this also let the water to spray everywhere after the impact is done.
The result left the whole room completely and utterly soaked, water dripping everywhere. The floor, walls, ceiling, EVERYTHING was now covered in water. The floor itself was now covered in a inch of water. Everything was soaking wet. Needless to say, unless you could fly, you were wet. I just looked at home. Redstone Block was officially no longer considered cuboid in any fashion whatsoever. PhD level Cubologists everywhere simultaniously and immediately agree that whatever Redstone Block is NOW is DEFINTELY not a cube on any level.
"Eh, sorry about that..." I say to my allies, offering towels to whoever AG needs it most. Always come prepared. I make sure to hand one to Wilson and dry off the poor guy. That was sudden if nothing else.
Post III
Umbra fires another blast of Nightmare Fuel out of Sweet Tooth, this time at the Skeletons.
The wands aren’t enough to channel my power. I need a better paır. A paır of magıc utensıls constantly drıppıng wıth glorious paınt noır. But fırst, I need a prototype.
Wands && Fountaın Pen
Ψ-Mech Mk. A Complete!
Codex Phobia ~~~ Loom
Ravethrower 4/9
Ancestral Awakening 44/50
Umbral Ultımatum 2/10
Thorndroids 9/10OOH! I might not be able to post anything else, but I know that now is my chance! Instead of Gravity Whirl on the thruster, Wilson uses alchemical shot, with a potion of aquaphobia, on the Redstone Block! I knew that potion would come in handy some day. Luckily, Tazz's attack helps bring Wilson closer to the ultimate attack goal.
Wilson gets swept back by the water and hits his head on something, making a sound kinda like a squeaky toy being squeezed.
Ugh... did I really just sound like that? Insult to injury... I like swimming and all, but not like this. Ergh... Thanks for the towel I suppose...
+2P to loathing. I need to get there... Just a little more...
Wilson
State: 100
Stress: 70%
Emotion: sadness
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
9/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I summon a creeper disguised as a villager. The zombies go after the villager/creeper, and it detonated on them.
Fleetmind Action: The fleetmind warps in a few minute's travel from the tower.
SCP-2317 Action: I go for revenge on the godmodder for his brutal attacks by casting the Curse of Suck-O-Mancy against the League of Mobs. This makes the summoning spell suck so bad that newly summoned mobs immediately defect to me (SCP-2317 is now Neutral because he is focused on getting revenge on the Godmodder).
Post III
Accordıng to my scavagıng through the memorıes of V, I have come to the conclusıon that there are 2 teams. The ones who ascend towards the glory on the top of the tower to usurp the undyıng Rıck, and the ones who descend ınto the darkness to uncover the secrets of the unıverse. I lıke usurpıng people, but I love secrets. V has already placed a pawn on the way down, but ıt ıs weak and damaged. Where he has placed a pawn, I wıll place a bıshop.
Umbra grabs Codex Phobia, flipping through the nightmarish pages and summoning an actual Shadow Enderman this time.
Hello, mazter. What do you want me to do??
U: Fırst, use a name tag. Our dıalog wıll be really confusıng and hard to read ıf you are supposed to dıstınguısh our text by typıng quırks alone. I’ll be U and you can be U2. V can be...V.
U2: Wait.. U2? Izn’t there a band who..wait nevermind.
U: Anyway, your mıssıon ıs to descend onto the elevator, defendıng ıt and uncoverıng the secrets of the depths.
U2: Ok!!
Wwhorp!!
The Bearger, preparing to attack Surperius, notices an odd shadow flicker around in the Elevator. The shadow suddinly disapears, as if it never was there. Probably just the pain causing the Bearger to hallucinate.
U2: Umbra, we have a problem!!
U:What?
U2: My Realnezz.. It wazn’t high enough down there.
U: I think I know a way to fıx that.
Enderpearl && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel
Wwhorp!!
The owner of Demise suddenly notices a Shadow Enderman with nasty-looking claws flying towards him.
Wands && Fountaın Pen 2/X
Ravethrower 5/9
Ancestral Awakening 45/50
Umbral Ultımatum 3/10
Thorndroids 9/10What! A godmodder?
Professor sycamore want's to battle!
Professor Sycamore sent out charlizard!
10/40 Return of EXOS
My Action: I run between the skeletons and make them all shoot each other.
Fleetmind Action: The Fleetmind's token force (like 25 ships) arrives and begins a siege on the tower. Each round, a random entity is hit by fallout from the siege and takes 10000 damage.
SCP-2317 Action: I invoke the Curse of Repetitiveness on the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret. This should do little now, but if it transforms into a Turret Tank again, the Curse will cause it to fail, and cannot be overriden because NOTHING overrides the curse of repetitiveness.
The Godmodder, though still a floor above you, accepts!
Godmodder used Earthquake!
It doesn't affect Charizard...
Ceiling used Rock Slide!
It's super effective!
Charizard fainted.
(Just a word of warning, he's a bit invincible right now.)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Not really, my Weath Ray was powerful enough to destroy his plot armor, so now he has to godmod every attack or he dies.
Alright. Ethereal Callings is FINISHED.
I made art, make some popcorn if you want. Also, cue the Crowning Music of Awesome.
Action 2/3
Ethereal Callings: 50/50 COMPLETE!
Starfall Sync: 25/50
Alright, here I go. Feel free to critique my art, but just saying, I'm not a professional, but I can do more on pen and paper than I can on a screen and with a mouse.
Anyways, here goes.
Meanwhile, at the old Shadows Citadel, past its glory days, with the Meteoric Barrage machine left to wither and rust, a storm brews. This is the calm within the storm, ironically.
http://imgur.com/xnj9rpc
I, in the old stone halls of the building, to its lowest point. No one ever goes down here. It should be the storage cellar, but instead, it serves as the point of where Realm of the Mad God meets everything else.
I calmly light my lantern. I sit there, awaiting an answer from an old friend.
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As I shake my torch out, disappointed, I hear a warping sound emanate from the portal, which, oddly, is followed by a second.
"Hello, old friend."
"Why, glad to see you, O."
"Septavius, are you ready to go? Get out there and make yourself useful."
"Yes, master..."
As we walk away, I hear a cry above us, disturbingly in anguish.
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Septavius the Ghost God [AG] HP: 230,000/230,000
Actions
Spirit Storm: This attack summons 10 Lair Ghosts and deals 4000 damage to all enemies that can be damaged at the time. This deals full damage regardless of modifiers unless the entity is invulnerable as of then.
Haunting Rage: Septavius deals 16,000 damage to any enemy entity in close proximity.
Undeath Gales: Septavius deals a relatively light 2,000 damage to any enemy in close proximity, and deals another 2,000 damage to an enemy target. The target's attacks will miss 50% of the time for the next turn.
Spectral Scream: This will summon 10 Ghosts of Septavius and will also deal 4000 damage to an enemy target.
Lair Ghost [AG] HP: 4000/4000
Ghost of Septavius [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000
Lair Ghosts deal light damage and attack in packs, but Ghosts of Septavius hit harder and are better as individuals.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I don't think that's how it works. The trials are keeping his HP from dropping. Even besides that, he'd probably be able to counter easy.
Huh?
Thassnew.
(Read: No, no I don't think so.)
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Oh, by the way, that appears to be an instant summon. Avoid instant summons. The Godmodder has MIND CONTROL POWERS OF MIND CONTROLLING that Do Exactly What They Say On The Tin, and zap the brains of instant summons to his side. At which point they get a buff. I mean, seriously. Instant summoning anything is bad.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Well, the Weath Ray was specifically designed to punch through plot armor, and since it failed to he technically should be dead now.
/null
PARADOX'S WAND: A powerful wand whose upper half is covered in a green crystalline substance that fluctuates with large amounts of paradoxical energies, giving the wand's connection to thaumic power a very sinister undertone.
Runic Circle && Azure Essence = (Level 10: 1/11)
Thauminomitron && Magic Cueball = Thaumic Oracle (Level 10)
Superius OVERKILLED! He only had 1,250 HP...!
You can't attack the Bridge until the Mast is gone! I'm sorry I didn't explain that; I'll make the attack deal 5,000 damage to the Mast instead.
No one is harmed!
Cane/Machine Gun || Gold Block = Golden Cane/Machine Gun (Level 4)
6,000 damage to the Cwctastrophe! Lil' Cal Curses the Cwctastrophe!
> insert_generic_username: COMBAT OPERANDI => SANTA'S SWEETS
You lack the Sacred Items!
The Pale Valve deals 20,000 damage to the Redstone Block!
8-7-3-6-2-7-8-5
Horrifying visions of Guardians plague the Cwctastrophe's vision, and laser beams shoot through his corrupted skin! Cursed 12,000 damage!
Zombie killed!
Zombie killed!
The Godmodder merely laughs.
GODMODDER: You may have all this power, but I'm more powerful than YOU. Let's face the facts. You always talk about your power as a Universe Eater, and how you could do this and that if only the OP Scale was gone. But guess who made the OP Scale? Guess who has the power to limit a Universe Eater? That's right. I do. And I bet that eats you up inside, doesn't it? The fact that a simple Minecraftian can beat a mighty Universe Eater. Oh, I hope it does. I hope it does.
You use the Giant Gear on Sacra Geometria! 15,000 damage to the Faction Owners!
The Emerald Nova hasn't even finished recharging yet!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 RAMPAGE - HIGH SCORE?
25 Skeletons killed!
You're not invisible anymore, but you move the Cake to a safe area so mobs will have a harder time getting to it!
You can't attack while using Bonk! Atomic Punch!
Omnicronian Mothership added!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ANTIBLAST - ANTINUKE
15,000 damage to Subtus!
You just missed it.
+3 HP to Irecreeper!
3,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
2 Skeletons killed!
10,000 damage to Subtus!
+10,000 HP to Fayther!
Time stops like a scratched record as you execute the attack. 13,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 HELLA DICEROLL - BRAHJ OCTET
Cursed 9,000 damage to the Cwctastrophe!
(2)
Two canes flicker into existence and skewer the Cwctastrophe, dealing a cursed 6,000 damage!
Cursed 10,000 damage to the Cwctastrophe!
11,000 damage to Destruction's Owner! His attack power will be lessened this turn!
As the portal grows in shape and size, all of the mimes rotate their bodies, their heads unmoving, their bodies turning with cracks and creaks as they all adjust their positions to face directly at you and look at the portal at once. All of the mimes slowly, step by step, inch by inch, close in on you and stare at the portal, until the mimes become dangerously close and you begin to panic.
You can clearly see their faces now. What you thought were eye cavities are actually sunken black intensely concave surfaces with tiny red pinpricks for eyes, and where their noses should be are two tiny slits. The mimes fill you with fear, even though you have handled countless eldritch, occult, and arcane beings before. None of them have been like this. They aren't even attacking you, they're just staring... Why is it so bad, why is it so intense, why won't they stop?
At last, the mimes become so close that their frail, fragile chests are touching your own body. You can clearly see their ribcage through their clothing, and where the ribcage ends, the stomach is sunken in and recessive, as if the mimes have been incredibly malnourished. One mime points their thin bony arm at the portal, and the thin slit of their mouth increases into a slit that stretches across the length of his face. And then, without warning, the lower half of his face peels away, becoming unhinged, revealing red flesh, misshapen teeth, and a flopping pink tongue that waggles uselessly. And the mime speaks four words, not with the whispers that were said earlier, but actual words, words that sound wrong, broken, as if they were never meant to be said, discarded, thrown away, just left alone to fester and rot. The words themselves aren't wrong, it's just English. But the way they are said makes your insides churn and makes your mind twitch with unease.
FINALLY. WE ARE FREE.
The mimes's red pinprick pupils intensify, sparks coming from them, and smoke rises from them. Then the mimes's entire body, without warning, twitches and spasms, and his arms and legs twitch and contort in rhythmic fashions, in ways that an insane and deluded person could maybe, just within reason, qualify as a dance. But it is unlike any you have ever seen. And then, all the other mimes' faces fall off, and they begin to dance in the exact same way. Hundreds, thousands, millions of mimes all join in, dancing mad. And you watch, numbly, staring at the chaos emerging around you.
You cannot hear anything admist a creeping noise that you cannot identify, and your sight is plagued with visions. Visions of chaos, visions of death, visions of hell, visions of insanity, visions of cracks. Visions of cracks in the very Disc of Mojang itself. And they terrify you, even though you have seen worse, or have you? You can't even remember? You're starting to lose your memory, all is being consumed by the mimes. And the noise, you have identified, are the whispers. The whispers are all you can hear, and they just won't stop. They aren't even loud individually, but they are so many that it is hard to determine what's in your head and what's real, and they make your ears ring but drown out the ringing and then make your ears ring even louder and it's a vicious cycle and it's tearing you apart and you can't do anything about it.
All of the mimes spontaneously float in the air, one by one, entering the portal, leaving you to your eternal suffering. For, in your plight, you cannot move. Not an inch.
And that is because all of your body parts have been dismembered and separated on an examining table, one by one, yet you are kept alive and restrained so you can slowly, with growing horror, realize.
You realize that it's all in your mind, and you wake up in the portal room of Grayhold.
This is way too many actions in one post! Since there are so many, all of them deal no damage!
2 Skeletons killed!
Zombie killed!
BARBATOS' FURY: A bloodstained jet-black battleaxe that is the signature weapon of Barbatos Goetia. It can harness the power of rock, and the power of war, to combat enemies. I have no idea what you mean by "No Items Ever!", so that does nothing.
ASHES TO ASHES: A wooden staff adorned with a jade gem that flashes with hues of red and gold. It can be used to turn an item into its base components, and then transfuse them into miniature wisps that possess power over the aspects of Time and Light.
14,000 damage to Destruction's Owner!
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight (Level 7: 1/8)
10,000 damage to Subtus!
The response you get isn't an attempted fighting, but a legitimate answer! They tell you that they fight because the Godmodder commands it. Therefore, the entire attack fails!
You can't "slightly nerf" a set of Hellkite Dragon armor! When a resistance is added, it can't be taken away!
+5 HP to you!
13,000 damage to a Thruster!
+2 HP!
Alright! You create The Azure Armory and the Ultraband!
The Healbot is still alive!
I'm not sure what you should use it on...
You guard the entire Planet Express Crew!
+3 HP!
Since the Cwctastrophe was never in the Perfectly Safe Capsule to begin with, the entire attack against the S.S. Omega fails! Cursed 7,500 damage to the Cwctastrophe!
You shield yourself, Netpatham, pionoplayer, Tazz, and Pit! The Bulletesseract will blow up after the EOTB!
The ship?
A PvPer?
No, now the mobs desire to spread the Trickster everywhere they can! 3 Skeletons implode due to sheer zilly!
20,000 damage to the S.S. Omega's Mast!
5,000 damage to the Mast!
9,000 damage to Subtus!
Birthday Boy Blam holds up the guillotine with his left pinky finger and chucks it into the other side of the hallway. He continues advancing towards you. You fail to break into the Office, and are helpless to watch as Blam closes in on you... Suddenly, he changes into a gentleman's outfit.
"Why hello there, old bean. If you're looking for Flumpty, I'm sorry to say that he's out right now. After being sent here, what was it, a few weeks ago? He decided to leave. So I'll let you leave with only a warning. Don't come back here, in case he decides to come back. And I won't be as merciful next time. WE won't be."
Static fills your vision, and Blam disappears. The door to the Office is unblocked.
20,000 damage to all three Faction Leaders!
Since the Fleetmind's action wasn't even charged and only has the weight of one post behind its back, the Godmodder counters the beam with an even larger version of the beam supercharged with the power of all unclaimed +1s in existence! Since this one was charged, it disables the other beam and destroys whatever ship fired it!
Heh. I won't.
9,000 damage to Subtus!
The war just continues onward at the bottom of the ravine, and you're about to leave until something peculiar happens. At the back of the Humans' fleet, several redstone blocks are set on the ground, and then those who placed them quickly run away. The redstone blocks suddenly deploy, and metamorphose into what looks like a giant cubic tank, complete with TNT cannons! And it's moving, too! The Testificates, completely caught off-guard by this modern warfare, are beaten back and make a tactical retreat! Interesting... You wonder why you don't see this tech in Minecraft!
5 Skeletons killed! The rocket fails to take out the weapons systems, since they're fired manually: with pure Flint and Steel!
You down a potion of invisibility and invincibility, but find that the path downstairs has been sealed off!
This was snipped because of a post-too-long error, but rest assured, I read all of it!
Divine Gate of Harmony (Level 15)
17,000 damage to the Mast!
3 Zombies killed!
I don't know. You?
The Godmodder is able to interfere because he was moving backwards in time while pursuing you, and takes the package, holding on to it until the time is right!
2 Skeletons killed!
Entities can only act once per turn!
The Godmodder pokes the turrets/robots and they die instantly! 3 Skeletons killed!
One of "them"?
9,000 damage to Subtus!
You defend the Cake!
Uh-oh.
8,000 damage to the Mast!
Umbra's Rifle ~~~ Loom = Shadow's Hood
SHADOW'S HOOD: A hood as dark as night itself. It looks like it's made of shadows.
Umbral Ultimatum is a combination of two high-level alchemies, and you'll need to charge it for more than 10 posts! Unless that charge is completely unrelated to Maniac's weapon, in which case, disregard the entire above sentence.
Alright! When the next wave of enemies appears, feel free to vote for all the players!
9,000 damage to Subtus!
FLY-AWAY BUFF: A highly flexible piece of cloth imbued with the essence of bug spray. It repels all insects that fly towards it, killing them if they stay in its range for too long.
35,000 damage to the Redstone Block!
7 Skeletons killed!
Ψ-MECH MK. A: A modified version of the Ψ-Mech that has even more powerful psiionic abilities, and also possesses the power to create psiionic gateways to SCP-2400-DTG, sentencing the mechs' targets there, where they will be eaten alive by the Guardians that roam its waters.
Wands && Fountain Pen = Scribe's Wands (Level 3: 1/4)
Codex Phobia ~~~ Loom = Shadow Cloak
SHADOW CLOAK: A cloak as dark as night itself. It looks like it's made from shadows.
2 Zombies killed!
The Godmodder counters with the Curse of Necromancy, which raises so many Skeletons and Zombies from the dead that the Curse can't handle them all, and it shorts out! The Godmodder then rollbacks the newly-summoned mobs.
Enderpearl && Purple Gem && Nightmare Fuel = Nightpearl (Level 2: 1/3)
6,000 damage to Demise's Owner!
Since you didn't specify a target, the charlizard flies out of the Tower and just wanders around aimlessly!
The Skeletons are amused by the fact that you think that trick will work!
Okay!
The Godmodder points to the list that was made earlier about the severity of the Curse of Repetitiveness. He says that the only things somewhat immune are PG players' actions and entities, and the only things that are truly immune are the Godmodder's actions and entities. Therefore, the ACN-Turret is immune to the Curse of Repetitiveness.
Septavius the Ghost God added!
The Chaos Eye kills 3 Zombies! PARANOiA deals 8,000 damage to the Enchanted Deck! The Redstone Block kills 3 Zombies!
The Cwctastrophe subjects Wilson to the unbridled horror of the complete set of Sonichu comics, dealing 15,000 damage!
Split uses Broken Anachronism's bountiful time powers and chucks the Robot Masters and the Pupil into a timeline full of instant-death spikes!
The PPC deals a cursed 18,000 damage to the Cwctastrophe! The Planet Express Crew destroys a Thruster of the S.S. Omega! CogWynd the Memetic uses Come At Me Bro, winding up by 20% and inflicting a special effect on the Skeletons! If they target CogWynd, they will be counterattacked. If they don't, their attack has a chance of failure! CogWynd enters Overclocked mode! The Enchanted Deck pulls the 4 of Clubs, casting an effect on Demise's Owner and Deity's Owner! Fayther creates a Rainbow Memory! The Futurama Gate's troops deal 12,000 damage to a Thruster! Wilson uses Alchemical Shot on the Redstone Block, firing a Potion of Aquaphobia at it! It is INSANELY susceptible to water-based attacks, starting now and ending at the end of next turn! The MTF Forces are disbanded!
Destruction's Owner unleashes a large array of TNT-based weaponry and fires it at CogWynd, dealing 10,000 damage to him! Fayther, the Futurama Gate, Wilson, and Split all take 5,000 splash damage! Deity's Owner gets out a pack of mediguns and heals Destruction's Owner for +40,000 HP! Demise's Owner gets out a potion cannon and fires Potions of Wither at Erelye, pionoplayer, Cobalt, and Pricey! S.S. Omega's cannons fire red-hot cannonballs that create huge explosions, raining firey death on CogWynd and dealing 60,000 damage! The remainder of the Zombies manage to get to the Cake and deal 2 damage to it! The Skeletons' attack fails! More mobs appear!
The Godmodder unleashes yet another Special Attack...
> Godmodder477: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 BLACKLIST - DRAWING THE LINE
Everyone has to draw the line somewhere, and that's what the Godmodder's about to do! He once again takes out the Blacklister, sword blades protruding from its heads and spinning until they act like a whirling dervish! The Godmodder points the blade to the floor and it cuts a line directly through the floor, heading from one end of the room to the other! The Godmodder then manipulates the coding of the server, creating a massive red firewall that stretches high, up to the ceiling! The Godmodder casts the firewall at the Cwctastrophe, and since firewalls are meant to block out corrupted files and viruses, the cursed Cwctastrophe lies defenseless as the Godmodder easily eats away at the remainder of its health!
Isaac uses Mega Bomb, dealing 20,000 damage to Subtus! The Guardian Angel deals 5,000 damage to Subtus! The Bearger gains +3,000 HP! Garen uses Judgement, dealing 9,000 damage to Subtus! (I nerfed this a bit. It'll add up to 27,000 total damage now, which is still a lot!) Subtus, who is hanging on by a thread, rolls a lucky crit and wipes out Isaac!
The Planet Express Crew's shielding explodes, taking out 2 Zombies!
The Itinerary:
> Team Excelsior: Kill EVERYTHING!
> Team Excelsior: Defend the Cake!
> Team Excavate: Defeat Superius and Subtus!
> Team Excavate: Don't let that Cable fall!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVThe Tower:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 4,847,500/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 10
Team Excelsior:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Wither: III
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%. Wither: III
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor. Wither: III
Kajiulord: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 98/100. Currently dueling Dark Engie.
Crusher48: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 6/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Cake: [???] HP: 23/25. Defend it from the incoming mobs!
Chaos Eye: [???] Eyeball: 50,000/50,000 HP. Iris: 65,000/65,000 HP.
PARANOiA: [???] HP: 150,000/150,000. 420BLAZEIT: III Blocky Barrage: IIII Mini-Nuke: IIIII Can only be damaged when Redstone Block is destroyed.
Redstone Block: [???] HP: 145,000/200,000. Endersplosion: III Teleportation Hijinks: IIII Ender Mode: IIIII Weakness: Water.
Dark Engie: [H] HP: 980,000/1,000,000. Currently dueling Engie.
Split: [N] HP: 173,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Rhythm Heaven. Achronological: II Record Break: II
Jay_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Acacia_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Acacia_PPC: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII Shares respawns with Jay_PPC. Continuity Crisis: IIIIIIII
Fry: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Quantum Leap: IIII
Leela: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Final Day: IIII
Farnsworth: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Remote Control: IIII
Amy: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Antidoubler: IIII
Zoidberg: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Universal Grip: IIII
Bender: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Overdrive: IIII
CogWynd the Memetic: [AG] HP: 72,000/225,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Standard Operations.
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 146,000/200,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦, 4♣, 9♠, 7♦.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 110,500/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Rainbow.
Futurama Gate: [AG] HP: 152,000/200,000. Omnicronian Saucer: 750/750 HP. (x40.) Omnicronian Mothership: 100,000/100,000 HP. Independence Day: IIII
Wilson: [AG] HP: 285,000/300,000. Emotion: Sly. Stress: IIIIIIIIII 70%. State: +100.
Laiko ==========O========== Wilson
Septavius the Ghost God: [AG] HP: 230,000/230,000.
The Hub: [PG] Current Plugs: Survival, Creative, Minigames.
The Faction Leaders: [PG] Destruction's Owner: 67,000/100,000 HP. Deity's Owner: 53,000/100,000 HP. Demise's Owner: 59,000/100,000 HP. Have powerful defense thanks to being in league with the Godmodder! Ownage: III
S.S. Omega: [PG] Bridge: 300,000/300,000 HP. Mast: 145,000/200,000 HP. Thrusters: 13,000/25,000. (x1.) 25,000/25,000 HP. (x5.) Keeps the ship afloat. Cannons: Invincible, but lose power as the ship does. (x3.) Red Flag: III
League of Mobs: [PG] Zombies: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x33.) Get up close to attack. Skeletons: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x23.) Snipe from afar. Spiders: 1,500/1,500 HP. (x20.) More mobs come in each turn! Attacking the cake.
Team Excavate:
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Talist: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 90%.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage a turn.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Pokefan151: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
Kage_Yaiba: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 5/20.
NowIsTheTime: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Keep Hope Alive: IIII
3141592: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Irrationality: IIII
!!!OMFGCLOWN!!!: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Ringmaster: IIII
>xyyxy<: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Magic Word: IIII
tooGODLY: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIII Too Easy: IIII
Elevator Cable: [AG] 71% Stable.
Turrets: [AG] HP: Invincible. (x2.) Inside elevator.
Bearger: [AG] HP: 38,000/80,000. Earthquake: III Inside elevator.
Garen: [AG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Demacian Justice: IIIII Inside elevator. Courage: III
Healbot: [AG] HP: 3/3. Inside elevator.
Subtus: [PG] HP: 250/250,000. On the bottom of the elevator.
Top of the Tower:
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 2/125. Killstreak: 78.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
5 Elf Tears
10 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
Twin! Emerald Nova was a second action in my first post! Don't forget about Hank's use of his battle technique, you already ruled that a spoil of war and battle technique must be used separately!
Hank picks himself up.
I'm very glad for video game inventory systems, you just ruined my rocket launcher.
Hank begins blazing his flamethrower around the undead mobs, immolating them all.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Note: Credomar (LOTA's death ray gun) is WAY out of range. As in, it is in a different solar system out of range. It contains an elaborate system that sends the beam through hyperspace (so unlike the Weath Ray, it can and does break the speed of light). The godmodder's action to stop the Weath Ray earlier, on the other hand, screws him here because his beam cannot go faster than light. Also, you do not need to charge attacks on the godmodder, as charging attacks does not improve success rate. This was a indirect attack on the godmodder to stall the godmodder, btw (it would not have damaged any entities), so it did not need to be charged.
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The package explodonates. Cherry Bomb!
"Darn. I was hoping that wouldn't be necessary."
The large amounts of explosives contained within fly out, and detonate amongst the mobs. This is pretty much multiple stacks of all the explosives ever created in any mod ever, stuffed into a box that shouldn't really be able to contain them but Creative Shenanigans, triggered to explode by suddenly energized redstone happening when the Godmodder picked up the box instead of myself. It's keyed to my MC username, my palmprint, and multiple types of unforgeable brain scans, at least one of which I invented solely for this purpose. By the way, you never answered my question about mods on Creative...
I stuff the three Faction Owners down the S.S. Omega's cannons. I then locate triggered wormholes such that, when the cannons fire, the three faction owners will go through the wormholes before they are messed with, and impact the mast. If that doesn't work, I put up Hard-Light shielding to divert the faction owners into the Mast the normal way. I also stuff a Red Matter Bomb in each barrel for good measure.
I detonate a Red Matter Bomb in the middle of the pack of Skeletons, in addition to those that already exploded (which were antimattered to de-existence with subsequent detonations but persisted long enough to get some damage in). They are unable to aim and fire properly due to being sucked up, along with their arrows, into what amounts to a black hole.
Votes for all the PLs.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Crusher's argument looks pretty reasonable and well thought out to me, though I may be a little biased in favor of WMDs.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870