I shamble into this server, wearing only rags, dazed, confused and humbled by the complexity of the battle going on between the factions of players and the godmodder.
In the middle of everything, I pull out a picture of my ex-girlfriend from my rags, hands trembling with terror and nervousness. With sudden determination, I whip out the photo and slam it in front of the godmodder's face. I yell: "Take that, godmodder! Take that! Fear her! Fear the wrath of her ugliness, her oblivion, greed and insensitivity! Let her face haunt you forever! Boo, godmodder! This is what you get for abusing admin powers!"
I stand there, trembling, doing no action except this.
Welcome my friend to the mad house! Twin will explain most things you need to know, but I'll explain what's going on.
There's this tower. We need to split into 2 teams, one that goes up, and fights trials set up by the Godmodder, and one goes down, where creatures attempt to destroy the elevator you are in. Choose a side.
(You can't target the Godmodder, by the way)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Yeah, I know twin, I'm going to be switching to the new color for now. Actually, I kinda think the color you chose for him does actually work.
And twin, I already stated, Eric's using other means. He's messaging people like the huge number of refugees in Godcraft, and the minecraft players themselves, as he's been informed of the situation with Binary, so post Trial 6, there might be a bit of a jailbreak on Earth. But there's no point in evacuating the avatars, as those aren't actual people (for the most part), they're just virtual representations of the real people that Eric might actually be concerned about saving.
@net: dude, Eric sent you a message too! Go back and check the posts where a bunch were sent out.
The hellkite dragons are both forced to play TT2000's game of inconvenience, killing several through frustration damage, several through inconvenience damage, and several more die from just committing suicide due to the massive amounts sheer mental torture involved in trying to beat the game.
And then the cherries attack from last round hits again killing them through halitosis, irony, and cherry tapping damage, the cherries all point out on their way down that since they are those plasticy-red cherries they put on top of ice cream, they don't actually count as food.
The Bus:
Right, we're gonna need to check it out first though. I honestly don't have any ideas what its actual capabilities are at the moment.
The team loads out, the SHIELD agents heading back to the headquarters. All of the IUPC members are quite impressed with the fact that its a full-sized city with millions of people in it, and self-sufficient. And all the anachronistic stew tech to quite an impressive effect. Eric, who is used to seeing this, merely stops to note that whoever Vriska found to help her with management must be very competent indeed (I already have in mind who the character is.) and continues onwards.
Sanford and Deimos are so stunned, you almost hear their jaws hit the floor as Eric goes into the small bunker that houses the TARDIS.
Eric steps inside, twirls around, his trenchcoat whipping out behind him.
Allons-y! I have always wanted to say that!
Hank:
Hank lounges against a wall, still waiting on Wilson.
If you want help with anything, let me know. Honestly, I'm kinda glad not to be in the middle of the fighting for once.
Tazz's message:
I'm afraid we can't send help. The Battlefield is extremely dangerous right now, and I don't think that godmodder is capable of holding down what we're using for the escape. If for some reason he's able to block us, our escape attempt will bring us your way, with more than half the concentrated firepower on the server not involved directly with fighting the godmodder yet.
Yeah, I know twin, I'm going to be switching to the new color for now. Actually, I kinda think the color you chose for him does actually work.
The hellkite dragons are both forced to play TT2000's game of inconvenience, killing several through frustration damage, several through inconvenience damage, and several more die from just committing suicide due to the massive amounts sheer mental torture involved in trying to beat the game.
The Bus:
Right, we're gonna need to check it out first though. I honestly don't have any ideas what its actual capabilities are at the moment.
The team loads out, the SHIELD agents heading back to the headquarters. All of the IUPC members are quite impressed with the fact that its a full-sized city with millions of people in it, and self-sufficient. And all the anachronistic stew tech to quite an impressive effect. Eric, who is used to seeing this, merely stops to note that whoever Vriska found to help her with management must be very competent indeed (I already have in mind who the character is.) and continues onwards.
Sanford and Deimos are so stunned, you almost hear their jaws hit the floor as Eric goes into the small bunker that houses the TARDIS.
Eric steps inside, twirls around, his trenchcoat whipping out behind him.
Alon-sy! I have always wanted to say that!
Hank:
Hank lounges against a wall, still waiting on Wilson.
If you want help with anything, let me know. Honestly, I'm kinda glad not to be in the middle of the fighting for once.
Tazz's message:
I'm afraid we can't send help. The Battlefield is extremely dangerous right now, and I don't think that godmodder is capable of holding down what we're using for the escape. If for some reason he's able to block us, our escape attempt will bring us your way, with more than half the concentrated firepower on the server not involved directly with fighting the godmodder yet.
*Allons-y.
Aussi, vous n'avez pas repondu a moi.
(You didn't. I would appreciate if Eric said something to me, because I did express interest.)
I shamble into this server, wearing only rags, dazed, confused and humbled by the complexity of the battle going on between the factions of players and the godmodder.
In the middle of everything, I pull out a picture of my ex-girlfriend from my rags, hands trembling with terror and nervousness. With sudden determination, I whip out the photo and slam it in front of the godmodder's face. I yell: "Take that, godmodder! Take that! Fear her! Fear the wrath of her ugliness, her oblivion, greed and insensitivity! Let her face haunt you forever! Boo, godmodder! This is what you get for abusing admin powers!"
I stand there, trembling, doing no action except this.
Welcome my friend to the mad house! Twin will explain most things you need to know, but I'll explain what's going on.
There's this tower. We need to split into 2 teams, one that goes up, and fights trials set up by the Godmodder, and one goes down, where creatures attempt to destroy the elevator you are in. Choose a side.
(You can't target the Godmodder, by the way)
That was totally awesome though.
Read the OP, it has a bunch of needful things.
Also, read the Forge for more info on the Alchemiter.
/null
The Critical Whale finally appears. It was having some trouble fitting into the space available.
It then splats onto as many dragons as it can, thrashes about to give some more a beating, and criticizes ALL of them.
"You're ALL FAILURES. YOU ARE SO USELESS. IT'S SORT OF FISHY HOW USELESS YOU ARE."
The added bad pun causes some more dragons to attempt, and succeed in, disembowelling themselves!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
...Okay, I'm being railroaded into either helping or doing nothing again. Well then. I guess it makes sense; we're at the same spot. Serpent will be inactive for a little bit while I consolidate my LOSAS plans.
I have the Hellkite dragons enrolled in art school, and given photoshop and a professional drawing tablet, and when they make art, I steal it and attack them with the abstract concept of art theft.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I went to the Academy of Beating Godmodders and i Read some guides of Killing Hellkite Dragons but someone told about the Hellkite Dragons and he got the Wings from the Hellkite Dragons in the Tower with his Blades which is one of the Sharpest in Godcraft That's Strange? That's Logic Damage to a Hellkite Dragon.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Logging on to Pesterchum...
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance:
Immune to Explosives, Fire wont Burn them, Rubber stops Thunder, Heater Melts Ice, Cannot Banished by Light, Also Cannot be Harmed by Darkness Cannot be Hacked or Glitched, Cannot Hear Loud Noises, Nuclear Radiation Food Heals them, Can't be Tamed, Anti Poison, Resists Bludgeon Damage, Can't be harmed by Anything Spacey, (Includes Black Holes!) Emotions Won't Work! 65% Mech Damage Resistance, Bulletproof, Healing Damage Heals them,
Super Duper Mega EXTREME Light bodies that cannot affect Movement.
Keeps them from Being Hostile and staying Pro Godmodders.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 7/20
Walking away from the Pumpkin. 9/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 9/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 4/4! Scrapped
Awkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 5/5! Scrapped!
Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 4/4! Scrapped!
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
I pull out the Grammar Nazi and test it out. I feed in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, fire at the Omega Turrets, then feed in the entirety of Supper Smash Bros Mishonh From God and fire at the Omega Turrets again. Any organs created destroy the turrets even more.
Killing Gloves of Boxing && Wither Skull && Disco Ball = Withered Gloves of Dancing (Level 3: 3/4)
A text box appears, with the words "You cannot grasp the true form of K4yne's attack!". Just after a short burst of light that obscures everything happening, it's revealed that i inexplicably and unexplainably (and redundantly) erased a Hellkite Dragon from existence.
A spree of various different random alchemies are tossed by the crowd below. Now it becomes apparent where the attacks are coming from, it seems that a number of the players in the crowd below have set up artillery cannons, even as several others have begun setting up get-away crafts to head to Eric's location, as it seems they misunderstood Eric's message just as twin did. The alchemies are an obsidian bucket, the electric onslaught, lots of redstone, and a number of my earlier alchemies to go with, culminating in a SHARPENED obsidian bucket, which slices through multiple hellkite dragons no with slicing damage, but with callback damage.
The Bus: (waiting to see if serpent wants to go off and do something on her own, or just wants me to go ahead with leading up to activating the TARDIS.)
I warp reality to the point where the hellkite dragons are actual kites. They all promptly fly into a tree. I then shoot them with my golden revolver, destroying them..
I cast blood lust on everyone
Buffs: Blood Lust. blood lust heals all AG entities and players by 5 health every time somebody deals 9999 damage to any of the PG enemies During ONE TURN. Works on anything AG.
There are so many AG entities on the board. Well, that's why I summoned LIl'Slugger...
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 41/50
Starfall Sync: 16/50
Nightcoal: 3/3 (Complete!)
I attack the Omega Turrets with a large array of missiles from an M202 FLASH (incendiary rocket launcher with 4 tubes). This so douses the turrets within flames, which I use to my advantage. I arrange a gatling gun to appear behind me, with a large supply of flares within it. I unleash this store of flares in the gatling gun into the Omega Turrets, thus critical hitting them with their flames. On top of that, I order 25 professional pyromancers to assail the Omega Turrets with their Axtinguishers in hand, and they go completely and totally nuts on it, with their swings devastating at each blow. I then call them back, having finished my fiery assault.
I write myself a ridiculously easy test with the Testwriter and do it effortlessly, taking 1 damage in the process, then shoot myself in the foot with the Deleter, dealing 1 damage due to me not being a computer. I heal the 2 damage back with the Black Hand, plus some extra.
I then combine Compound's Creator and the Deleter! The resulting amalgamation gun, which looks like one of goanna67's MS Paint guns only done better and in paint.net or Photoshop (nobody is able to tell) and is pretty much the opposite of the maltec_interventionbytes, is made of glass reinforced with codemetal and is the ultimate malware and anomalous compound minigun! I create a massive storm cloud of anomalous chemicals and viruses above an Omega Turret that begins to rain pure malware and pure highly corrosive acid onto the Omega Turret! The acid is stronger than aqueous unseptennium atoms with all their electrons missing and deadlier than chlorine trifluoride and polonium-210 combined, and the viruses are devastating as if forged from every virus at once, including fictional ones!
Naturally, the Omega Turret is completely obliterated by the rain, leaving only a pile of rubble and a pile of completely fried electronics.
I then combine the Testwriter and Element's Maker, creating a elemental 118-question test that gives 118 different questions each centered around a single element. The question for helium involves being submerged in helium II, and the question for tungsten is 273 times deadlier and involves being submerged in molten tungsten and left to die. The tests are so difficult that by the time ununoctium is reached, the test is so deadly that the still-intact Omega Turret that is now taking the test is now a pile of rubble.
I poke a Hellkite Dragon. I then do it eleven thousand more times, killing the dragon with repetition damage. I then note that the dragons are not immune to dying damage, and as such surse them with dying damage. I then notice that their immunity gaining is highly Repetitivetm, and they take immense deadly damage from the Curse of Repetetivenesstm. You'd probably think that they were immune because they were summoned by the Wayback Machine, but they were only immune for their summoning.
+2 Modpack, 2 to go for X-Vaccine (you missed a +2, man, that charge is done)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 7/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-46, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) when I was working about Hellkites the Professional PG Hunter knew how he kills the Hellkite Dragons last 2 years Ago, he also planted the Bomb on the Oblivion's Head which can Damage the Oblivion and Blasted and the 2 Pro AGs Come in with a Tied in Claws Cut Hellkite Dragon for the AG Students to Punch against or use Weapons at it.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Welcome to Pesterchum! what do you want to do?
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance:
Immune to Explosives, Fire wont Burn them, Rubber stops Thunder, Heater Melts Ice, Cannot Banished by Light, Also Cannot be Harmed by Darkness Cannot be Hacked or Glitched, Cannot Hear Loud Noises, Nuclear Radiation Food Heals them, Can't be Tamed, Anti Poison, Resists Bludgeon Damage, Can't be harmed by Anything Spacey, (Includes Black Holes!) Emotions Won't Work! 65% Mech Damage Resistance, Bulletproof, Healing Damage Heals them,
Super Duper Mega EXTREME Light bodies that cannot affect Movement.
Keeps them from Being Hostile and staying Pro Godmodders.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 8/20
I See the Forest. 10/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 10/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
Turn 1/3
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology = Crystalantholocore 6/7
I duplicate a STAR Turret- total 4.
Chair && Crystal Array && Thaumic Crystal && Bottled Cognitio = The Think Tank 3/5
+2 to Gutza.
14/50
14/50
12/50
I grab a turret and turnit (PUN) on the weaker Swordsmith, slowly chipping away at it. I then attach the Gamma Ray Cannon to the turret, and temporarily fuse the two together with a tap of the Bedrock-Tipped Wand. A rapid-fire set of blasts shoots out of the augmented turret, striking the weaker Swordsmith directly on target. The fusion appears to dissipate, and I put both weapons back in my inventory.
Welcome my friend to the mad house! Twin will explain most things you need to know, but I'll explain what's going on.
There's this tower. We need to split into 2 teams, one that goes up, and fights trials set up by the Godmodder, and one goes down, where creatures attempt to destroy the elevator you are in. Choose a side.
(You can't target the Godmodder, by the way)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Yeah, I know twin, I'm going to be switching to the new color for now. Actually, I kinda think the color you chose for him does actually work.
And twin, I already stated, Eric's using other means. He's messaging people like the huge number of refugees in Godcraft, and the minecraft players themselves, as he's been informed of the situation with Binary, so post Trial 6, there might be a bit of a jailbreak on Earth. But there's no point in evacuating the avatars, as those aren't actual people (for the most part), they're just virtual representations of the real people that Eric might actually be concerned about saving.
@net: dude, Eric sent you a message too! Go back and check the posts where a bunch were sent out.
The hellkite dragons are both forced to play TT2000's game of inconvenience, killing several through frustration damage, several through inconvenience damage, and several more die from just committing suicide due to the massive amounts sheer mental torture involved in trying to beat the game.
And then the cherries attack from last round hits again killing them through halitosis, irony, and cherry tapping damage, the cherries all point out on their way down that since they are those plasticy-red cherries they put on top of ice cream, they don't actually count as food.
The Bus:
Right, we're gonna need to check it out first though. I honestly don't have any ideas what its actual capabilities are at the moment.
The team loads out, the SHIELD agents heading back to the headquarters. All of the IUPC members are quite impressed with the fact that its a full-sized city with millions of people in it, and self-sufficient. And all the anachronistic stew tech to quite an impressive effect. Eric, who is used to seeing this, merely stops to note that whoever Vriska found to help her with management must be very competent indeed (I already have in mind who the character is.) and continues onwards.
Sanford and Deimos are so stunned, you almost hear their jaws hit the floor as Eric goes into the small bunker that houses the TARDIS.
Eric steps inside, twirls around, his trenchcoat whipping out behind him.
Allons-y! I have always wanted to say that!
Hank:
Hank lounges against a wall, still waiting on Wilson.
If you want help with anything, let me know. Honestly, I'm kinda glad not to be in the middle of the fighting for once.
Tazz's message:
I'm afraid we can't send help. The Battlefield is extremely dangerous right now, and I don't think that godmodder is capable of holding down what we're using for the escape. If for some reason he's able to block us, our escape attempt will bring us your way, with more than half the concentrated firepower on the server not involved directly with fighting the godmodder yet.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
*Allons-y.
Aussi, vous n'avez pas repondu a moi.
(You didn't. I would appreciate if Eric said something to me, because I did express interest.)
That was totally awesome though.
Read the OP, it has a bunch of needful things.
Also, read the Forge for more info on the Alchemiter.
/null
The Critical Whale finally appears. It was having some trouble fitting into the space available.
It then splats onto as many dragons as it can, thrashes about to give some more a beating, and criticizes ALL of them.
"You're ALL FAILURES. YOU ARE SO USELESS. IT'S SORT OF FISHY HOW USELESS YOU ARE."
The added bad pun causes some more dragons to attempt, and succeed in, disembowelling themselves!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Unknown Entity: 46/50
Obsidian && Yoyle Metal && Protection Diamond Armor && Quantum Processor = Quantum Armor (Level 7: 5/8)
Quantum Computer Circuit && Ancient Runic Orb && Glitched Spike && Cybernetic Lightning Grid II 6 Nasod Dynamos = Planck Dynamos (Level 9: 5/10)
I promptly heal and join team excelsior.
I'll be making my great escape now!
...Okay, I'm being railroaded into either helping or doing nothing again. Well then. I guess it makes sense; we're at the same spot. Serpent will be inactive for a little bit while I consolidate my LOSAS plans.
/infonull
Oh no
No! that was tera-frag damage as well as antimatter damage!
/null
Fuchsite && Sword && Modpack's "Blood" = Highblood Memeblade 2/11
Lapis Lazuli && Life essence && Mirror = Onyx Obol 3/5
+2 to Irecreeper
The pigmen attack the EngieTech Soldiers.
I have the Hellkite dragons enrolled in art school, and given photoshop and a professional drawing tablet, and when they make art, I steal it and attack them with the abstract concept of art theft.
X-EXTINCTION 39/40 (Ire'd x6)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Twin, you missed the cosmic fedora and the healing glove alchemies in my first post.
/null
What?
Happy late 23000 Posts to all!
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) I went to the Academy of Beating Godmodders and i Read some guides of Killing Hellkite Dragons but someone told about the Hellkite Dragons and he got the Wings from the Hellkite Dragons in the Tower with his Blades which is one of the Sharpest in Godcraft That's Strange? That's Logic Damage to a Hellkite Dragon.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Logging on to Pesterchum...
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance:
Immune to Explosives, Fire wont Burn them, Rubber stops Thunder, Heater Melts Ice, Cannot Banished by Light, Also Cannot be Harmed by Darkness Cannot be Hacked or Glitched, Cannot Hear Loud Noises, Nuclear Radiation Food Heals them, Can't be Tamed, Anti Poison, Resists Bludgeon Damage, Can't be harmed by Anything Spacey, (Includes Black Holes!) Emotions Won't Work! 65% Mech Damage Resistance, Bulletproof, Healing Damage Heals them,
Super Duper Mega EXTREME Light bodies that cannot affect Movement.
Keeps them from Being Hostile and staying Pro Godmodders.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 7/20
Walking away from the Pumpkin. 9/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 9/50
Awkward Potion OoO Poisonous Liquid 4/4!ScrappedAwkward Potion ooO Demonic Essence 5/5!Scrapped!Awkward Potion OOO Strength Mix 4/4!Scrapped!Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Alchemies
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sizer (7/9)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = AK-1889 (6/9)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (6/11)
Action
If I am dead, I respawn.
I pull out the Grammar Nazi and test it out. I feed in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, fire at the Omega Turrets, then feed in the entirety of Supper Smash Bros Mishonh From God and fire at the Omega Turrets again. Any organs created destroy the turrets even more.
Killing Gloves of Boxing && Wither Skull && Disco Ball = Withered Gloves of Dancing (Level 3: 3/4)
A text box appears, with the words "You cannot grasp the true form of K4yne's attack!". Just after a short burst of light that obscures everything happening, it's revealed that i inexplicably and unexplainably (and redundantly) erased a Hellkite Dragon from existence.
"It's a mystery to everybody!"
-----
No Joke
UBER: 10 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
A spree of various different random alchemies are tossed by the crowd below. Now it becomes apparent where the attacks are coming from, it seems that a number of the players in the crowd below have set up artillery cannons, even as several others have begun setting up get-away crafts to head to Eric's location, as it seems they misunderstood Eric's message just as twin did. The alchemies are an obsidian bucket, the electric onslaught, lots of redstone, and a number of my earlier alchemies to go with, culminating in a SHARPENED obsidian bucket, which slices through multiple hellkite dragons no with slicing damage, but with callback damage.
The Bus: (waiting to see if serpent wants to go off and do something on her own, or just wants me to go ahead with leading up to activating the TARDIS.)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I warp reality to the point where the hellkite dragons are actual kites. They all promptly fly into a tree. I then shoot them with my golden revolver, destroying them..
I cast blood lust on everyone
Buffs: Blood Lust. blood lust heals all AG entities and players by 5 health every time somebody deals 9999 damage to any of the PG enemies During ONE TURN. Works on anything AG.
There are so many AG entities on the board. Well, that's why I summoned LIl'Slugger...
Action 1/3
Ethereal Callings: 41/50
Starfall Sync: 16/50
Nightcoal: 3/3 (Complete!)
I attack the Omega Turrets with a large array of missiles from an M202 FLASH (incendiary rocket launcher with 4 tubes). This so douses the turrets within flames, which I use to my advantage. I arrange a gatling gun to appear behind me, with a large supply of flares within it. I unleash this store of flares in the gatling gun into the Omega Turrets, thus critical hitting them with their flames. On top of that, I order 25 professional pyromancers to assail the Omega Turrets with their Axtinguishers in hand, and they go completely and totally nuts on it, with their swings devastating at each blow. I then call them back, having finished my fiery assault.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alchemies
The Sharpener && SCP-786 = The Sizer (8/9)
SCP-1889 Textbook && Deadly Tests && AK-12 = AK-1889 (7/9)
Remington 420 && Illuminati Rant Printout && Eye of Providence Cutout = Loominarty 420 (7/11)
Action
I write myself a ridiculously easy test with the Testwriter and do it effortlessly, taking 1 damage in the process, then shoot myself in the foot with the Deleter, dealing 1 damage due to me not being a computer. I heal the 2 damage back with the Black Hand, plus some extra.
I then combine Compound's Creator and the Deleter! The resulting amalgamation gun, which looks like one of goanna67's MS Paint guns only done better and in paint.net or Photoshop (nobody is able to tell) and is pretty much the opposite of the maltec_interventionbytes, is made of glass reinforced with codemetal and is the ultimate malware and anomalous compound minigun! I create a massive storm cloud of anomalous chemicals and viruses above an Omega Turret that begins to rain pure malware and pure highly corrosive acid onto the Omega Turret! The acid is stronger than aqueous unseptennium atoms with all their electrons missing and deadlier than chlorine trifluoride and polonium-210 combined, and the viruses are devastating as if forged from every virus at once, including fictional ones!
Naturally, the Omega Turret is completely obliterated by the rain, leaving only a pile of rubble and a pile of completely fried electronics.
I then combine the Testwriter and Element's Maker, creating a elemental 118-question test that gives 118 different questions each centered around a single element. The question for helium involves being submerged in helium II, and the question for tungsten is 273 times deadlier and involves being submerged in molten tungsten and left to die. The tests are so difficult that by the time ununoctium is reached, the test is so deadly that the still-intact Omega Turret that is now taking the test is now a pile of rubble.
I inspect Yggdrasil 's ruins.
The Chaos Shard eradicates a large portion of the Mob Platoon, recruiting mobs to its side.
eric? umm... we might h/\ve /\ sm/\ll problem. Astria points downwards, where a single, rusty ACN Turret is swiveling aimlessly.
Oh no
I get PENUMBRA PHANTASM to create multiple DIABLOS to slice OBLIVION.
I throw a Dragon into space.
I THROW... THE NEW STAR... WARS TRAILER AT... LIL' SLUGGER.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I poke a Hellkite Dragon. I then do it eleven thousand more times, killing the dragon with repetition damage. I then note that the dragons are not immune to dying damage, and as such surse them with dying damage. I then notice that their immunity gaining is highly Repetitivetm, and they take immense deadly damage from the Curse of Repetetivenesstm. You'd probably think that they were immune because they were summoned by the Wayback Machine, but they were only immune for their summoning.
+2 Modpack, 2 to go for X-Vaccine (you missed a +2, man, that charge is done)
Rafflesia 50/50 (On hold)
Plant food, fertilizer, water, etc. 29/50
Chris-Chan 4/50
Drone Deployer || Concentrated Stable Nitroglycerin = Explosives Deployer (Level 9) 3/10
Quantum Mechanics Textbook && Fluorite Decad 9/11 (Planck's Decad)
(Defunct Laser Minigunx4 && Bottle of Liquid Fabrico) || The Destructive Ender = Crimson Miniender(s) (Level 10: 7/11)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-52, Talist-14, Gutza1-19, Tazz-46, crystal-18, pit-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Turn 2
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Godmodder's Tower) when I was working about Hellkites the Professional PG Hunter knew how he kills the Hellkite Dragons last 2 years Ago, he also planted the Bomb on the Oblivion's Head which can Damage the Oblivion and Blasted and the 2 Pro AGs Come in with a Tied in Claws Cut Hellkite Dragon for the AG Students to Punch against or use Weapons at it.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Welcome to Pesterchum! what do you want to do?
Special things Alchemy and Charges:
Hellkite Dragons Immunities and Resistance:
Immune to Explosives, Fire wont Burn them, Rubber stops Thunder, Heater Melts Ice, Cannot Banished by Light, Also Cannot be Harmed by Darkness Cannot be Hacked or Glitched, Cannot Hear Loud Noises, Nuclear Radiation Food Heals them, Can't be Tamed, Anti Poison, Resists Bludgeon Damage, Can't be harmed by Anything Spacey, (Includes Black Holes!) Emotions Won't Work! 65% Mech Damage Resistance, Bulletproof, Healing Damage Heals them,
Super Duper Mega EXTREME Light bodies that cannot affect Movement.
Keeps them from Being Hostile and staying Pro Godmodders.
Creating the Mega Stones for the Streamer 8/20
I See the Forest. 10/50
Thinking about Reviving Mokou and knowing about Birds... (If Twin approves i will Revive Mokou) 10/50
Total Damage so Far: 166250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $10
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment) Advanced Crossbow (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Turn 1/3
Core of Healing && Crystalanthology = Crystalantholocore 6/7
I duplicate a STAR Turret- total 4.
Chair && Crystal Array && Thaumic Crystal && Bottled Cognitio = The Think Tank 3/5
+2 to Gutza.
14/50
14/50
12/50
I grab a turret and turnit (PUN) on the weaker Swordsmith, slowly chipping away at it. I then attach the Gamma Ray Cannon to the turret, and temporarily fuse the two together with a tap of the Bedrock-Tipped Wand. A rapid-fire set of blasts shoots out of the augmented turret, striking the weaker Swordsmith directly on target. The fusion appears to dissipate, and I put both weapons back in my inventory.
0rigin Point.
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