Bunsen's Decad (doing this instead of Mineral Decad for now): 2/11
==Actions==
Lothyra observes the strife.
"Well now, it appears that it is the proper time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. INITIATE EPIC ATTACK OF LUDICROUS AWESOMENESS!"
She then begins by reaching into her inventory and pulling out every antimatter weapon she's ever alchemizes. She puts the all in a line, points them at the Disk of Mojang, and pulls all the triggers. All of them. A titanic barrage of mostly 0.001 gram antimatter bullets emerge from the guns and collides into the Disk. Immediately the code that makes up the Disk annihilates with the antimatter, converting it into a massive amount of gamma rays, which spread out in a giant explosion. She then pulls out the Two Thousand Decad (Scranton Reality Cannon & Fluorite Decad) and rolls it at the Disk. It's effect sucks up some of the Disk's reality warping energies. Meanwhile Bender has been gathering sacred items, but now he joins the brawl steps into the chaos! He then pulls out an old, battered guitar. He starts singing a folk song about a heroic robot and his evil adversary, a powerful disk. The disk blocked many of his attacks until it got rammed by a relativistic space train. Then it could be more easily exposed to more attacks. But that's just a story, right? It couldn't actually come to life unless Bender was still plugged into that 3D-printer back in New New York. Oh wait. He still is. Cue the relativistic space train crashing into the Disk (that's actually a reference to a Futurama episode named 40% Leadbelly). Lothyra then decides she needs some more firepower. She uses the sacred items that Bender gathered to use UU Ultimatum. UU Prime appears, guns deployed. He looks like he's about to open fire when he reaches back and pulls something out. It's the... no! It can't be! It's the... MY GOD... it's the Matrix of Leadership! It glows with a sliver light. He inserts it into his sword and raises it skyward. Suddenly, out of the Void emerges a legion of transformers. Both Autobots and Decepticons are present, united by the threat of the Psi-Godmodder. They then proceed to attack the Disk by doing an indescribably epic action sequence that makes Michael Bay's look like kids playing on a playground that involves a cobra, a miniature planetoid, lots and lots of lasers, a shoebox, Meagan Fox, a WWII Spitfire, some loser, and ends with the Fallen draining an entire duplicate of the Sun with the device hidden in the Pyramids of Giza and firing the energon all at once at the Disk. The army of transformers then leave, having served their purpose. Bender meanwhile, is standing awkwardly with his battered guitar.
"AWW SCREW THIS PIECE OF CRAP!"
He then throws the guitar on the ground, breaking it. Bender then withdraws his REAL guitar, [REDACTED]slayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.
Wrought from the sliver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Bender can hear, but no one can share.
Bender swings the guitar at the Disk of Mojang. He then saw how little it does. Bender vomits steam and summons a great meteor from the Void to smash into the battlefield (in Minecraft) and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appears. It's Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Bender from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon.
"Bender, you must rock the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out."
Bender channels his rage through [REDACTED]slayer. The angel blood boils as he summons the great meteor, encased with the blood of the tiny [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]lings in Minecraft, leaps on to it, and flies to the Homestuck troll's session with the sheer power of his rock solo. He encases the entire meteor in a wreath of holy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]fire and flies through LOQAM (Aradia's planet), killing the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of it (hey the Godmodder's just going to regenerate them anyway in DTG: MSPA Edition). Then he sends LOQAM's carcass into LOSAZ (Tarvos's planet), killing the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of it and making every consort's [DATA EXPUNGED] in that Incisphere explode, and inside every [DATA EXPUNGED] a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice. Bender then does fly his meteor through the Void, punching horrorterrors in half with his metal fists encased in [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]fire and throwing their eldrich hearts into the past with retcon powers where they enslave troll caveman on Alternia so that history changes and there are now grimdark troll cavemen on Alternia. Finally, Bender returns from his journey and channels the So-Bad-It's-Good hilariousness and juvenile awesomeness of the previous paragraph into a giant laser made of explosions using [REDACTED]slayer, which hits the Disk of Mojang. Sadly, [REDACTED]slayer breaks from the eldrich energies that are unleashed. Lothyra watches all the chaos, then makes one revelation.
"THE EPIC ATTACKS WERE A DISTACTION!"
For you see, while all of that was going on, she had set the Scranton Science Gun to constantly absorb the Disk of Mojang's reality warping energies and shoot them back at it, then absorb the shot again to create an infinite loop. She then had encased both the Disk of Mojang and the Scranton Science Gun with SCP-155's time accelerator and an infinite battery from Universal Electricity, and it had been making the loop repeat itself faster and faster for a while . Just to be sure, she had also encased the setup in a Somebody Else's Problem fields so that no one would notice it. The shots from the Scranton Science Gun are now a straight line because of the time acceleration. She checks the time since activation. 8 minutes and 10 seconds. The beam of light glows more and more intensely, ultimately almost blinding everyone with the power. Then... 8 minutes and 15 seconds. The time accelerator has now reached infinity. The entire setup explodes, disabling all of the fields. The Disk of Mojang had been exposed to an eternity of being blasted. Results are predictable. And with that,
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 2/3
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I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again- total stock 4.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 2/4
I once again draw out a deck of cards from my storage pocket. This time, however, I pull the card of 'Green Sun's Zenith'. I invert the card, placing it upside down as if to reverse its meaning, then pull out other cards, different ones. The Star, the Sun, the Magician. The Star and the Sun I place on each side of the inverted Zenith, the Magician above. I set a Miniature Red Sun above the whole thing, and allow its energies to permeate the ritual before I store it away again and draw some magic from myself, channeling it into the arrangement of cards and forming a magical circle around the whole setup. The Green Sun's Zenith's colors themselves invert, becoming red, as a bolt of ruby power leaps from it and into the triangle formed by the other three cards. Power, purpose, and direction combine and send the strengthened bolt rocketing toward Split.
I temporarily twist out of established consensus reality for a seco--
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--nd and come back behind the Disc of Mojang in Scratch's hands with Crystallum charged and already unleashing a bolt of virulently purple energies in the direction of the green-crackling record. The bolt then transforms into doves, which then transform into pool balls, which crack and release little twittering winged cherubs made entirely of octarine-colored felt. (The Cupid kind, not the Homestuck kind.) The cherubs open their tiny baby mouths and fire a stream of beautiful roses, raindrops, and kitten whiskers at the Disc, covering it in pollen and scratching it up enough that it cannot be played- and thus loses all of its power.
+2 to Gutza.
now you venture into uncharted territory. that which has not been chronicled by the chroniclers of existence. I will give you what aid I can, to find my Name. Come to the well on the island, fast and meditate there. The candle will come to you as I draw closer to you.
*You have gained St. Forthigan's Candle- ______________*
I pause momentarily after completing my previous incantation last post. Of course, if my last post was nullified in a similar manner to what would usually occur in a duel against a godmodder, I continue nonetheless, though I would hope it was not, considering it literally did nothing against the Disc, and was of no direct offense against Scratch. Regardless, I flip the page of the book swiftly thereafter, quickly examining the words. I clear my throat discretely, before looking up once more. My words seem rather small and insignificant compared to the regular potency of the very words in my incantations. By comparison, this statement seems to be some sort of fool's act; one might even say I know not what I am doing. Would they be correct? Would they not? That is certainly the question, isn't it.
Non patiar ad perniciem, vel saltem frangat, pervideo tui Deus. Haec adeo ego illi moliri. Iam factum est.
I remove one hand from the mysterious book, and slip it into my robes, or possibly my tuxedorobes, depending on whether or not Erelye's Tuxedo is still equipped. A tuxedo might be slightly cooler, but that is of no consequence whatsoever. When I remove my bony arm from the robes/tuxedorobes once more, the Hazel Wand slips out as well, within my grasp. Book in one hand, wand in the other, I continue to stare at Scratch, and more importantly, his Disc. I stand still for several moments, contemplating something deeply. A frown slowly overcomes my usually stoic features. It appears to be composed of either anger, or cold calculation. I'd expect you to know me well enough to tell which one it is, or which one I'm implying it is, at the very least. I speak once more, this time not glancing at the book in any way whatsoever.
I lúmenna tulná. Illi ahyuva.
A slow hum becomes evident. If at all possible, cracks form on the Disc, though this was not my intention. Yet, that is.
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Elsewhere, quite some distance away, something activates. Perhaps I should elaborate in a more traditional manner.
Grayhold Citadel, Level B19, 00:20
In a chamber sealed, warded, and triple-locked quite a long time prior to this occurrence, something stirs. This room is approximately twenty-nine floors above the level directly on the edge of the Void, unsupported by bedrock in its entirety. Within the room, it is rather evident what is occurring. The only source of light in the chamber is a dim, damaged redstone lamp of minimal efficiency, hanging from dark gray chains attached firmly to the ceiling. It illuminates a scene of some oddity. The vast majority of the room, barring a small walkway around the central object, is filled by a monolithic construct of maddened design. It appears to be the raving construct of some highly insane person, likely one with the knowledge to create it, and the idiocy to do so. That idiotic fool is me, obviously. The device is roughly thirty-three meters in diameter, and composed (at the very least, in the surface) of Voidmetal. This metal is severely underestimated, I think. Do you know how expensive it is? Under my reckoning, it is worth well over three times the amount of money a cubic meter of bedrock is, but that's likely due to the fact that it is in excess, considering Grayhold is one of the few powers capable of constructing devices capable of shattering bedrock in any way, shape, or form. The device whirs to live, an event directly coinciding with my previous statement. Illi ahyuva indeed. Eldritch mechanisms immediately begin spinning, twisting around a large chunk of some large central core. The core appears to be a... vial of ink, attached to both the top and the bottom of the device via the medium of heavily-plated Voidmetal containment apparatus. After several moments of whirring and motion, four long, thin tubes slide out of the four corners of the device, out of four precisely-formed Voidmetal alcoves. The liquid in the tubes is inky black, but does not appear to have the average composition of ink. The sound of humming obscures the whirring within moments. Slowly, the central ink in the vial changes color, transforming into a deep purple. A faint amethyst aura is exuded from the central ink vial. Bubbles of some sort of deep amethyst liquid flow into the four side-tubes in frequent quantities. Liquid Vis. The stuff of thaumaturges. Within six minutes, the four tubes are filled with Vis. They immediately slide back into the device with a click, plates of quicksilver-coated Voidmetal sliding over them. The eldritch mechanisms begin to spin excessively swiftly. Slowly, the violet ink in the center fades. A crack appears on the surface of the central vial, glowing violet. The ink is gone. This will be quite the device, assuming all goes well.
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Alchemies
Time to make some SCP weapons:
Die Waffe && SCP-410 Specimen && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (1/?)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (1/11?)
And this too:
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (1/11?)
Action
I summon an army of Original Characters, all of which are Parody Sues with disk-smashing and ONLY disk-smashing powers with no other powers available. They get to work on destroying the Disc of Mojang with their reality warping powers. An "ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEEL" with a name longer than the full chemical name of titin appears and fires an "supar kawaii desu beem" of "magical gurl powahz" that unleashes "all 419249230535897340523489523405834590234578 elements of disk-smashing" and uses them to attack the Disc of Mojang! Another OC named Peridot Floccinaucinihilipilification Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis appears and uses her magical powers of disk-smashing to smash the Disc of Mojang! More OCs flood the area until 47,000,000 of them appear and use their combined "super awsum powaz" to "totally pwn" the Disc of Mojang, "DESTROING IT COMPLETLY AND IT WILL NEVAR COME BAK!!!!!!". They then get wiped from existence by a magical wave of anti-Mary-Sueness. If they get brainwashed, the wave wipes them out instantly.
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Yes! we took down the Silk! so one more and thats it THE DISC OF MOJANG Scratch has if they destroyed it the World is saved but if you didn't Destroy Scratch's Disc or Split's Disc This will be the end of the world
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End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Spider's Den Arc) The End Back to the Void Arc
(Void Arc) I gave up and i voted the PPC Members and i pulled a really powerful Touhou Spellcard and i used it to Attack Scratch's Disc
(Wilson's Shop) ERROR! CANNOT ENTER THE SHOP!
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 45/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 46/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Here are the Stats it is a [AG] it has 3 copies has 7500 HP each deals 1500 damage each and can use the skill called Fire Breath it deals 3000 fire damage each and has a 3 turn cooldown has a special which blows itself up after being killed damaging the enemies for heavy damage not the godmodder seriously?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 2/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 2/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 2/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth (If i finally entered his shop) : $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
This is it. I bounce to the top of the universe, land on the moon, teleport to Saturn, and run loops on it 250 times until it gets 5 more rings; of fire. I sell it to Sega before I move off to the next planet. Mars. I pound the planet 500 times until it shatters. Inside its core I find the legendary item: The Pink Tail. I exchange it for Adamant Armor. I equip it. I then take the shards from Mars and forge it into Hell's Hammer. I move onto the next planet. Mercury. I shoot a laser through it, piercing it like a energy beam styled shish kabob. I then absorb its energy, glowing eyes unleashed. I unleash all my power into the empty space around me, lighting up the sky from the battlefield. I throw its beam around every planet, piercing every single one, excluding the destroyed Mars. I head off to the moon and do a upper sky smash on it, knocking it extremely fast into space. I make holes on it with my Barbed Gauntlets to hold on, and grab very tightly as it goes faster then light. I jump off as it crashes into the sun, not even affecting the sun at all. I combine my Adamant Armor and the Hell's Hammer into the Harvester. I zillyfie it and make it the Harvester of Zillypureness. I unleash all my power, and quickly dive up. I count down. "1.......2.........3." I go flying down into the sun with the mighty weapon and cut the sun into two. It supernovas and crashes into every planet, before becoming one giant ball of death. I muster all of my remaining power, and grab the giant ball. "Here Scratch, THIS IS FOR YOU!" I hurl it onto the battlefield, right onto the disc. Kaboom.
*Wow that was a big post for me.
**Also, this probably would work, cause Rule of Cool. Rool of Cool explains the one turn alechimies
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Wily is watching the Heroes fighting over the Disc of Mojang
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End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Spider's Den Arc) The End Back to the Void Arc
(Void Arc) I equip the Barbatos Ring to become the Power of Barbatos Goetia and i used the Powerful Axe combos at the Disc with my Mystic arte NO ITEMS EVER! with my Shredder and i Preformed ELECTRIC GUITAR POWER with my Shredder to buff up my Party and Trying to Damage the Disc and all my power escaped goes to Split's Affinity and Everyman's Creativity
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 46/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 47/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 3/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 3/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 3/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
engie: I'm sorry engie, I can't do that. If I have to give the reason why, you are much stupider than you look.
No other requests were received this round
2/11 for the town-painter
Battlefield: (serpent, talist, I'd like to hurry this up as much as possible, we need to have left by Trial 2 if at all possible.)
There is a whirring sound that comes from off in the distance, The Bus, from Agents of Shield, to anyone who would be able to recognize a specific plane. But it has been heavily renovated, retrofitted with technomantic engines, a good deal of weaponry, as well as made larger.
The plane lands a short distance away from Wilson's shop.
Alchemies
Time to make some SCP weapons:
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (2/?)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (2/11?)
And this too:
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (2/11?)
Action: Shield
I shield the Owl with a wall of pure originality and a wall of pure unoriginality.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 3/3
Ea Core 5/8
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again- total stock 5.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 3/4
I preview the description of the STAR Rifle, then preview the name and description of STAR Rifle || EvE Online Small Laser Turret. (Looks like this)
I begin floating in the air (more so than before) and utter a spell, pulling out a Miniature Red Sun as the focus. My body flickers between images of the Red Sun before temporarily becoming a hole in space to the Sun, a lick of red plasma washing out and hitting Split.
I pull out a golden apple, take a bite out of it, and invoke the power of High Weirdness. A guy named Hugh appears from nowhere and walks up to the Disc of Mojang held by Scratch, before leaning down and giving it a big, sloppy kiss.
+2 to Erelye.
No. How have you even gotten this far? I will not help you now.
*You have gained St. Gawain's Candle- You will never attain this candle, and even if you did, you would lose the very head from your shoulders.*
I honestly have no idea what to do after that previous attack. Hmm. Lothyra reads chapter 4 of Pesterchum 101. How hard can that be to write? It's just about colors, after all.
I DECIDE.NOT TO USE. THIS FONT. TO DIFFERENTIATE MYSELF. FOR NOW. BECAUSE. I CAN'T TYPE. ALL MY CREATIVE ATTACKS. LIKE THIS. WAY TOO SLOW.
I bring Scratch a calendar, and point out for him an upcoming date. That's right, 4/13! Scratch begins to fondly remember the universe of his home, the Homestuck universe! He gets caught up in all the hype for 4/13 and doesn't notice the actual physical hype train rushing at him, which promptly runs him over and crushes the disc.
/\ll right. let's go. Astria climbs onto the plane.
I take out a health kit from Left 4 Dead 2 and patch myself up. It's too wasteful to have to myself, so I share what's left with someone who's in need.
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Read the Action below
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 6 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) I've finally did it I've gained the full power of the Spirits and i turned into my SPIRIT FORM! and my wings flaps and my Armor is made of 100x Adamant Power and 100x Bedrock Power and i got the Dual 5-Shooter Crossbows and i Fired the [REDACTED] out against Scratch's Disc with my Arrows made of Magic Indestructium like in Danmaku games and i got the Ultimate Shredder (25X stronger than the Shredder Axe) and the Soul Slayer (25x Stronger than the Steel Diamond Katana) and i Slash Scratch's Disc in 500x faster than the Speed of light and however i see some Shatters on Scratch's Disc and i used ULTIMATE ROCK SOLO (Much much stronger than Rock Solo but however it is only used for my Spirit form) and i realized after my Soul power was in half i Spammed Mega Elemental balls at the Disc and i continued attacking the Disc with my full Power until the Soul power was Depleted and i reverted back to my Normal form and Wily is Shocked about my Spirit form and i have my Skydive from where i damage Scratch's disc to the void but the Spirit Dragon saved me from Death and the battle against Doc Scratch is only just the Beginning and the Homestucks (Fans of Homestuck) Otakus (Japanese Fans of Animes Mangas etc.) the Spirits reacted to my power and it gained a few hundred million Views on Nico Nico Douga and tens of Billions of views on Youtube i am happy after this.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 47/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 48/50 This is getting Close! Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 4/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 4/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 4/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
Drive: Big Gamble (30/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)
Drive: Doorrior (19/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity.)
The Selfless (13/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.) (Shrinking this down somewhat.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 6/11)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 4/11)
Generic, CobaltShade...NOW IS THE TIME. You know what you must do. It is basically the only thing that'll work, unless Twin outright told you it won't.
Just in case it won't work, I immediately stand up. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I summon upon myself the most powerful of all powers I may possess...Well, not really. BUt it comes close! I summon the power of DOOM COURSES! The Disc of Mojang immediately grows the required limbs, namely, two arms and two legs, brought to life by my very challenge and seeking to complete it. I send it forth into an 18-part array of devastation. It will inevitably win, though. There is utterly no point in describing the absolute tortures that would bring Binary to his nonexistent knees, regardless of the fact that he would almost instantly annihilate poor me all the same. It however will be of note that the challenges will take time. Considerable time. It's all part of the plan, to keep it off my back for some time.
I proceed to leave the area and venture forth into the void, seeking out...Shall we call it a place that isn't. No maps mark it. No sensors find it. No Omniscient knows of it, nor can know of it. Nothing speaks of it but the mind itself, and my mind laid witness to it during my five years of chasing down The_King_of_Pane, a pure accident. The area itself looks like a typical ruin of some society a long while back, with a portal leading somewhere. Not the void, though. It's in some deprecit corner of the void that all have forgotten, the kind I would seek out in finding it. I cross the distance instantly via Heat Death and bid a fond regard for the voidship that I horribly crashed in getting there before. Sadly it is still a mangled wreck and unsalvageable.
The area itself is a seemingly marble structure, supported by many a marble column, with only one way in-from the front. Even then, this place was designed for siege just as much as it was for access; somehow quickly travered in times of peace, but impeccably fortified and undaunting in times of war. Three Onyx doors bar the way, with decorations of Platinum lining it, and ninety-nine golden links dotting its surface at certain points. As a test to see if things have changed, I use Brine's powerful Oblivion Majjyks upon the Doors. After a solid Minute of firing, I haven't made a dent, proving that the indestructible quality of the door is still intact, requiring specific artifacts to break. Normally I would be very reluctant, but something tells me now is the time. Whatever's behind there-I certainly don't know-might be of use. Fortunately, the tells told of this place, from what few others have been able to say of it, say that what lays in there is a powerful thing, either an entity or a tool. Either way it is not inherently evil, though not inherently good. It is a last resort of some kind, and boy, I think this is a good time to whip it out.
I pull out an old blade, black as a triple midnight, crafted of an Onyx substance more aligned with metal than stone. It's old name is Archeon, reminding me somewhat of Amperzand's massive weapons manufactory, though not exactly. I bring it to bear against the golden cage. Ninety-nine slashes ensure. Ninety-nine golden bonds undone, a cut from the blade of unyielding black to each destroying them. Ultimately it is temporary-they will come back later, to block the way again, but for now they have gone. The Gate slowly slides open, flowing into the ceiling almost as if it was a liquid forced upwards. I proceed onwards, into a room like the first. A similar, almost the same pattern, but with the tiniest of golden marks on the dead center of the door. Archeon is too large to destroy that, and in any case, it would not have worked even if I could manage its size problem. I store away Archeon, and pull out a bow of gray, seemingly patterned of two arms holding a really thick rope. This is the Arms of Atlas, a bow who's bowstring can only be pulled back by they of immense strength. At this point, I was halted, partially by common sense and partially by the simple fact the bow itself was too much for me to even pull an inch. However, my new powers...The fabric of Reality bends to me, and the bow pulls back like it was a regular bow. I pump up mentally-I half-expected there to be a countermeasure against using Godmodding on the bow, but it appears there isn't any at all, and I thought even then that I wouldn't be able, but it appears I pass. I take an arrow-my only arrow for the bow-and prepare it for a firing. I let loose the bow, and my great aim, slightly assisted by Reality Majjyks and Godmodding, allows it to sail into the point flawlessly. The door melts into the walls, or appears to melt. It's not actually melting. They're solid. THe last door is like the first, but a clear indent in the wall makes it plain what I have to do-I have to insert something shaped like a shield into it. I pull out the Archangel's Aegis, a Shield whiter than white itself, made of platinum, seemingly polished despite no care going to it. It's shape is curious, with a small indent in the middle, but now it makes sense. I push it into the slot on the wall, and turn it counterclockwise.
It jams...Uh. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do I have a fake? I push it again. No dice. I put my new Alpha Godmodding powers into another push. Nope. It refuses to budge. I kick it. Nope. I quicksummon Magnus from Kid Icarus and Asura from Asura's Wrath to push it alongside me. Doesn't even budge by a nanometer. I desummon them. I wonder. I then punch myself mentally-duh. I push it clockwise instead, and it slowly turns with my full force. A full revelation completed after nine minutes and nine seconds exactly. I stand back...NOthing happens. I then punch myself mentally again, I had to do that nine times. It's slow and old, but I think that's because whoever made this wanted to make sure it took a long time, so forces defending this place could intercept me. No-one else is here to stop me, though, nor were they here beforehand, and it's possible they never were here at all. I keep turning, and finally, on the ninth revelation, the wall clicks. It loosens the shield, and the wall slides into the floor gracefully. My heart skips a beat: I haven't gotten this far before, or at all. What lies behind the third door is not another door, but rather a portal, golden, perfectly circular, active, leading to one place, a point visible on the other side. A large golden platform. Nothing else is on it, confusingly. I worry. Has it already left? I step inside, extremely cautious. Doing anything remotely resembling the Squid Ink Incident is the last thing on my agenda.
Inside is a wall of some completely...No. No words describe it, other than it lacks all qualities known to matter, and I merely precieve it as a dark nothingness. I know better than to assume its actual qualities. I resume worrying. This place shoudln't exist period, this gap in the substance, the substance without a name. I press onwards, onto the main platform, which is decorated with many a rune and symbol from a long forgotten age. I attempt to gather insight with the Magic English Eye, but alas, it knows nothing of this. It does know that a smaller point towards the 'back' of the area leads somewhere, though. I nervously approach, and step on. I am put elseware.
The place where I am is well-lit, a city of black rock, a city plain, a city ripe for decoration and furnishing, a city waiting for inhabitants. Green glowing holograms line its streets, speaking to me first in a language unknown, then in english: "Welcome to the Drydocks," followed by a list of directions to various locations. Except not, as there's only one, the rest lead nowhere. The one location listed is the top of the city, labeled as "the place where it lies." Hoo boy that sounds ominous. I walk forward. There is little to admire of this desolate area where none may know of. I do feel it now though-power, ancient. I also feel something else-my powers as a Descendant and a Godmodder. Poof. Nothing. I feel not the tide of Reality. I have left it entirely. That is another bad sign, though one associated with the substance that surrounds this place as well. It is the ceiling of this place, totally encompassing it, but a few meters of air prohibiting it from coming in and consuming this place totally-and that is by courtesy, not by actual constraint.
A few minutes of walking deduces me that this place is a planetoid, a very large one, holding immense space and potentially holding many peoples. Despite the abandoned nature of this place, it looks clean and fully functioning in all aspects. None of the holograms even flicker. None of the stone looks chipped. Nothing looks out of place, yet it's so...Dead. I proceed onwards, regardless, reaching a long flight of stairs. Looking up, I see nine small pillairs, ending slightly above the platform that is presumably there. Yes, this is it. I run up now, lacking flight in this place. I run up, hoping for salvation...The sense of power increases, it's utterly crushing halfway there and only gets worse. It's the only deterrent now, but it's not stopping me at all...It's...My god, It's-
I wake up from my random nap, gasping. It was all just a dream. After some confusion as to why I went to sleep-
WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? IT WAS ALL JUST A GORILLAING DREAM?!?!?
I get extremely confused at the Disc's sudden ability to talk.
NO! SCREW YOU BUDDY! SCREW YOU ALL! YOU GORILLAING GORILLA, YOU HAD ME HYPED UP!! HYPED UP TO THE GORILLAING CEILING!! AND YOU LET ME DOWN!!! YOU LET ME GORILLAING DOWN!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SICK PSYCHOPATHS, AND YOU KEEP SCRATCHING ME UP, AND NOW THIS!!! THIS STINKING ANTICLIMAX!!! I DIDN'T EVEN ACTUALLY GET TO DO THE DOOM COURSE!!! I QUIT!!! RED ME, YOU'RE IN CHARGE NOW!!! I BID THEE ALL GOOD DAY!! I SAY IT AGAIN, GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS, FOR YOU ALL GORILLAING SUCK GORRILAS!!!!!!!!!
And with that, the Disc inexplicably tears itself in half in sheer rage over the anticlimax. It then explodes violently for good measure, then the pieces fall into stray antimatter for good measure, and then the leftover power goes to erasing itself from existence for further good measure, all autonomous from Scratch. I just look at everyone else, completely confused.
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+2 to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
The Dicestaction: 9/30
The Third God: 10/50
Orb of Supernova: 9/11
Stellar Decad: 5/11
Bunsen's Decad (doing this instead of Mineral Decad for now): 2/11
==Actions==
Lothyra observes the strife.
"Well now, it appears that it is the proper time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. INITIATE EPIC ATTACK OF LUDICROUS AWESOMENESS!"
She then begins by reaching into her inventory and pulling out every antimatter weapon she's ever alchemizes. She puts the all in a line, points them at the Disk of Mojang, and pulls all the triggers. All of them. A titanic barrage of mostly 0.001 gram antimatter bullets emerge from the guns and collides into the Disk. Immediately the code that makes up the Disk annihilates with the antimatter, converting it into a massive amount of gamma rays, which spread out in a giant explosion. She then pulls out the Two Thousand Decad (Scranton Reality Cannon & Fluorite Decad) and rolls it at the Disk. It's effect sucks up some of the Disk's reality warping energies. Meanwhile Bender has been gathering sacred items, but now he joins the brawl steps into the chaos! He then pulls out an old, battered guitar. He starts singing a folk song about a heroic robot and his evil adversary, a powerful disk. The disk blocked many of his attacks until it got rammed by a relativistic space train. Then it could be more easily exposed to more attacks. But that's just a story, right? It couldn't actually come to life unless Bender was still plugged into that 3D-printer back in New New York. Oh wait. He still is. Cue the relativistic space train crashing into the Disk (that's actually a reference to a Futurama episode named 40% Leadbelly). Lothyra then decides she needs some more firepower. She uses the sacred items that Bender gathered to use UU Ultimatum. UU Prime appears, guns deployed. He looks like he's about to open fire when he reaches back and pulls something out. It's the... no! It can't be! It's the... MY GOD... it's the Matrix of Leadership! It glows with a sliver light. He inserts it into his sword and raises it skyward. Suddenly, out of the Void emerges a legion of transformers. Both Autobots and Decepticons are present, united by the threat of the Psi-Godmodder. They then proceed to attack the Disk by doing an indescribably epic action sequence that makes Michael Bay's look like kids playing on a playground that involves a cobra, a miniature planetoid, lots and lots of lasers, a shoebox, Meagan Fox, a WWII Spitfire, some loser, and ends with the Fallen draining an entire duplicate of the Sun with the device hidden in the Pyramids of Giza and firing the energon all at once at the Disk. The army of transformers then leave, having served their purpose. Bender meanwhile, is standing awkwardly with his battered guitar.
"AWW SCREW THIS PIECE OF CRAP!"
He then throws the guitar on the ground, breaking it. Bender then withdraws his REAL guitar, [REDACTED]slayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.
Wrought from the sliver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Bender can hear, but no one can share.
Bender swings the guitar at the Disk of Mojang. He then saw how little it does. Bender vomits steam and summons a great meteor from the Void to smash into the battlefield (in Minecraft) and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appears. It's Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Bender from his Moonbase which isn't on a moon.
"Bender, you must rock the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out."
Bender channels his rage through [REDACTED]slayer. The angel blood boils as he summons the great meteor, encased with the blood of the tiny [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]lings in Minecraft, leaps on to it, and flies to the Homestuck troll's session with the sheer power of his rock solo. He encases the entire meteor in a wreath of holy [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]fire and flies through LOQAM (Aradia's planet), killing the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of it (hey the Godmodder's just going to regenerate them anyway in DTG: MSPA Edition). Then he sends LOQAM's carcass into LOSAZ (Tarvos's planet), killing the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of it and making every consort's [DATA EXPUNGED] in that Incisphere explode, and inside every [DATA EXPUNGED] a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice. Bender then does fly his meteor through the Void, punching horrorterrors in half with his metal fists encased in [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]fire and throwing their eldrich hearts into the past with retcon powers where they enslave troll caveman on Alternia so that history changes and there are now grimdark troll cavemen on Alternia. Finally, Bender returns from his journey and channels the So-Bad-It's-Good hilariousness and juvenile awesomeness of the previous paragraph into a giant laser made of explosions using [REDACTED]slayer, which hits the Disk of Mojang. Sadly, [REDACTED]slayer breaks from the eldrich energies that are unleashed. Lothyra watches all the chaos, then makes one revelation.
"THE EPIC ATTACKS WERE A DISTACTION!"
For you see, while all of that was going on, she had set the Scranton Science Gun to constantly absorb the Disk of Mojang's reality warping energies and shoot them back at it, then absorb the shot again to create an infinite loop. She then had encased both the Disk of Mojang and the Scranton Science Gun with SCP-155's time accelerator and an infinite battery from Universal Electricity, and it had been making the loop repeat itself faster and faster for a while . Just to be sure, she had also encased the setup in a Somebody Else's Problem fields so that no one would notice it. The shots from the Scranton Science Gun are now a straight line because of the time acceleration. She checks the time since activation. 8 minutes and 10 seconds. The beam of light glows more and more intensely, ultimately almost blinding everyone with the power. Then... 8 minutes and 15 seconds. The time accelerator has now reached infinity. The entire setup explodes, disabling all of the fields. The Disk of Mojang had been exposed to an eternity of being blasted. Results are predictable. And with that,
DETECTIVE
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Turn 2/3
Ea Core 4/8
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again- total stock 4.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 2/4
I once again draw out a deck of cards from my storage pocket. This time, however, I pull the card of 'Green Sun's Zenith'. I invert the card, placing it upside down as if to reverse its meaning, then pull out other cards, different ones. The Star, the Sun, the Magician. The Star and the Sun I place on each side of the inverted Zenith, the Magician above. I set a Miniature Red Sun above the whole thing, and allow its energies to permeate the ritual before I store it away again and draw some magic from myself, channeling it into the arrangement of cards and forming a magical circle around the whole setup. The Green Sun's Zenith's colors themselves invert, becoming red, as a bolt of ruby power leaps from it and into the triangle formed by the other three cards. Power, purpose, and direction combine and send the strengthened bolt rocketing toward Split.
I temporarily twist out of established consensus reality for a seco--
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--nd and come back behind the Disc of Mojang in Scratch's hands with Crystallum charged and already unleashing a bolt of virulently purple energies in the direction of the green-crackling record. The bolt then transforms into doves, which then transform into pool balls, which crack and release little twittering winged cherubs made entirely of octarine-colored felt. (The Cupid kind, not the Homestuck kind.) The cherubs open their tiny baby mouths and fire a stream of beautiful roses, raindrops, and kitten whiskers at the Disc, covering it in pollen and scratching it up enough that it cannot be played- and thus loses all of its power.
+2 to Gutza.
now you venture into uncharted territory. that which has not been chronicled by the chroniclers of existence. I will give you what aid I can, to find my Name. Come to the well on the island, fast and meditate there. The candle will come to you as I draw closer to you.
*You have gained St. Forthigan's Candle- ______________*
45/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 80%
Jukebox && Concentrated Creation Essence && Eldritch Tentacle = The Beat-Skipper (6/11)
Abyssal Inferno 24/50 (Crystalized)
Scarlet Infinity 13/25 (Crystalized)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystal.
I pause momentarily after completing my previous incantation last post. Of course, if my last post was nullified in a similar manner to what would usually occur in a duel against a godmodder, I continue nonetheless, though I would hope it was not, considering it literally did nothing against the Disc, and was of no direct offense against Scratch. Regardless, I flip the page of the book swiftly thereafter, quickly examining the words. I clear my throat discretely, before looking up once more. My words seem rather small and insignificant compared to the regular potency of the very words in my incantations. By comparison, this statement seems to be some sort of fool's act; one might even say I know not what I am doing. Would they be correct? Would they not? That is certainly the question, isn't it.
Non patiar ad perniciem, vel saltem frangat, pervideo tui Deus. Haec adeo ego illi moliri. Iam factum est.
I remove one hand from the mysterious book, and slip it into my robes, or possibly my tuxedorobes, depending on whether or not Erelye's Tuxedo is still equipped. A tuxedo might be slightly cooler, but that is of no consequence whatsoever. When I remove my bony arm from the robes/tuxedorobes once more, the Hazel Wand slips out as well, within my grasp. Book in one hand, wand in the other, I continue to stare at Scratch, and more importantly, his Disc. I stand still for several moments, contemplating something deeply. A frown slowly overcomes my usually stoic features. It appears to be composed of either anger, or cold calculation. I'd expect you to know me well enough to tell which one it is, or which one I'm implying it is, at the very least. I speak once more, this time not glancing at the book in any way whatsoever.
I lúmenna tulná. Illi ahyuva.
A slow hum becomes evident. If at all possible, cracks form on the Disc, though this was not my intention. Yet, that is.
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Elsewhere, quite some distance away, something activates. Perhaps I should elaborate in a more traditional manner.
Grayhold Citadel, Level B19, 00:20
In a chamber sealed, warded, and triple-locked quite a long time prior to this occurrence, something stirs. This room is approximately twenty-nine floors above the level directly on the edge of the Void, unsupported by bedrock in its entirety. Within the room, it is rather evident what is occurring. The only source of light in the chamber is a dim, damaged redstone lamp of minimal efficiency, hanging from dark gray chains attached firmly to the ceiling. It illuminates a scene of some oddity. The vast majority of the room, barring a small walkway around the central object, is filled by a monolithic construct of maddened design. It appears to be the raving construct of some highly insane person, likely one with the knowledge to create it, and the idiocy to do so. That idiotic fool is me, obviously. The device is roughly thirty-three meters in diameter, and composed (at the very least, in the surface) of Voidmetal. This metal is severely underestimated, I think. Do you know how expensive it is? Under my reckoning, it is worth well over three times the amount of money a cubic meter of bedrock is, but that's likely due to the fact that it is in excess, considering Grayhold is one of the few powers capable of constructing devices capable of shattering bedrock in any way, shape, or form. The device whirs to live, an event directly coinciding with my previous statement. Illi ahyuva indeed. Eldritch mechanisms immediately begin spinning, twisting around a large chunk of some large central core. The core appears to be a... vial of ink, attached to both the top and the bottom of the device via the medium of heavily-plated Voidmetal containment apparatus. After several moments of whirring and motion, four long, thin tubes slide out of the four corners of the device, out of four precisely-formed Voidmetal alcoves. The liquid in the tubes is inky black, but does not appear to have the average composition of ink. The sound of humming obscures the whirring within moments. Slowly, the central ink in the vial changes color, transforming into a deep purple. A faint amethyst aura is exuded from the central ink vial. Bubbles of some sort of deep amethyst liquid flow into the four side-tubes in frequent quantities. Liquid Vis. The stuff of thaumaturges. Within six minutes, the four tubes are filled with Vis. They immediately slide back into the device with a click, plates of quicksilver-coated Voidmetal sliding over them. The eldritch mechanisms begin to spin excessively swiftly. Slowly, the violet ink in the center fades. A crack appears on the surface of the central vial, glowing violet. The ink is gone. This will be quite the device, assuming all goes well.
Alchemies
Time to make some SCP weapons:
Die Waffe && SCP-410 Specimen && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (1/?)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (1/11?)
And this too:
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (1/11?)
Action
I summon an army of Original Characters, all of which are Parody Sues with disk-smashing and ONLY disk-smashing powers with no other powers available. They get to work on destroying the Disc of Mojang with their reality warping powers. An "ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEEL" with a name longer than the full chemical name of titin appears and fires an "supar kawaii desu beem" of "magical gurl powahz" that unleashes "all 419249230535897340523489523405834590234578 elements of disk-smashing" and uses them to attack the Disc of Mojang! Another OC named Peridot Floccinaucinihilipilification Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis appears and uses her magical powers of disk-smashing to smash the Disc of Mojang! More OCs flood the area until 47,000,000 of them appear and use their combined "super awsum powaz" to "totally pwn" the Disc of Mojang, "DESTROING IT COMPLETLY AND IT WILL NEVAR COME BAK!!!!!!". They then get wiped from existence by a magical wave of anti-Mary-Sueness. If they get brainwashed, the wave wipes them out instantly.
Almost perfunctorily, I launch several thousand homing micronuclear missiles at the Disc!
Assuming that did nothing good, I immediately change tactics, launching a time-traveling N2 Mine to the position the Disc occupied two seconds ago.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Enormous charged attack OF DOOM IN SPACE! 1/50
Planet shattering charged attack! 1/50
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Sorry, but this is only for something Incredibly Stupid things like Trying to hit the Godmodder or Scratch Oh well
/alsonull
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Yes! we took down the Silk! so one more and thats it THE DISC OF MOJANG Scratch has if they destroyed it the World is saved but if you didn't Destroy Scratch's Disc or Split's Disc This will be the end of the world
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End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Spider's Den Arc) The End Back to the Void Arc
(Void Arc) I gave up and i voted the PPC Members and i pulled a really powerful Touhou Spellcard and i used it to Attack Scratch's Disc
(Wilson's Shop) ERROR! CANNOT ENTER THE SHOP!
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 45/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 46/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Here are the Stats it is a [AG] it has 3 copies has 7500 HP each deals 1500 damage each and can use the skill called Fire Breath it deals 3000 fire damage each and has a 3 turn cooldown has a special which blows itself up after being killed damaging the enemies for heavy damage not the godmodder seriously?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 2/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 2/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 2/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth (If i finally entered his shop) : $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
This is it. I bounce to the top of the universe, land on the moon, teleport to Saturn, and run loops on it 250 times until it gets 5 more rings; of fire. I sell it to Sega before I move off to the next planet. Mars. I pound the planet 500 times until it shatters. Inside its core I find the legendary item: The Pink Tail. I exchange it for Adamant Armor. I equip it. I then take the shards from Mars and forge it into Hell's Hammer. I move onto the next planet. Mercury. I shoot a laser through it, piercing it like a energy beam styled shish kabob. I then absorb its energy, glowing eyes unleashed. I unleash all my power into the empty space around me, lighting up the sky from the battlefield. I throw its beam around every planet, piercing every single one, excluding the destroyed Mars. I head off to the moon and do a upper sky smash on it, knocking it extremely fast into space. I make holes on it with my Barbed Gauntlets to hold on, and grab very tightly as it goes faster then light. I jump off as it crashes into the sun, not even affecting the sun at all. I combine my Adamant Armor and the Hell's Hammer into the Harvester. I zillyfie it and make it the Harvester of Zillypureness. I unleash all my power, and quickly dive up. I count down. "1.......2.........3." I go flying down into the sun with the mighty weapon and cut the sun into two. It supernovas and crashes into every planet, before becoming one giant ball of death. I muster all of my remaining power, and grab the giant ball. "Here Scratch, THIS IS FOR YOU!" I hurl it onto the battlefield, right onto the disc. Kaboom.
*Wow that was a big post for me.
**Also, this probably would work, cause Rule of Cool. Rool of Cool explains the one turn alechimies
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Turn 2
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Wily is watching the Heroes fighting over the Disc of Mojang
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End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Spider's Den Arc) The End Back to the Void Arc
(Void Arc) I equip the Barbatos Ring to become the Power of Barbatos Goetia and i used the Powerful Axe combos at the Disc with my Mystic arte NO ITEMS EVER! with my Shredder and i Preformed ELECTRIC GUITAR POWER with my Shredder to buff up my Party and Trying to Damage the Disc and all my power escaped goes to Split's Affinity and Everyman's Creativity
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 46/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 47/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 3/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 3/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 3/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Eh. I'm just gonna chill and watch the others kick the ever-loving GORILLA out of an inanimate object and a puppet man.
Alchemies:
Fedora && Luna Essence Orb && Solar Essence Orb (5/11)
The Thin Glass && Steel Cannonball && Iron Plating (4/6)
Healing Gloves of Boxing && Scroll of Holy Magic && First Aid Kit && Mage's Staff (2/7)
Charges:
Wrath of the Earth 20/25
Deluxe Cannonfire 17/25
What?
requests:
engie: I'm sorry engie, I can't do that. If I have to give the reason why, you are much stupider than you look.
No other requests were received this round
2/11 for the town-painter
Battlefield: (serpent, talist, I'd like to hurry this up as much as possible, we need to have left by Trial 2 if at all possible.)
There is a whirring sound that comes from off in the distance, The Bus, from Agents of Shield, to anyone who would be able to recognize a specific plane. But it has been heavily renovated, retrofitted with technomantic engines, a good deal of weaponry, as well as made larger.
The plane lands a short distance away from Wilson's shop.
Hank: I take it that our ride is here?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Alchemies
Time to make some SCP weapons:
Die Waffe && SCP-410 && SCP-857 Essence = The Grammar Nazi (2/?)
SCP-1336 && Element's Ender = Compound's Creator (2/11?)
And this too:
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Diamond Sword = Gatekeeper's Sword (2/11?)
Action: Shield
I shield the Owl with a wall of pure originality and a wall of pure unoriginality.
If I am dead, I respawn.
Turn 3/3
Ea Core 5/8
I duplicate the Large Crystal Mover again- total stock 5.
I begin alchemizing the Guardmetal Spaceship. -c 3/4
I preview the description of the STAR Rifle, then preview the name and description of STAR Rifle || EvE Online Small Laser Turret. (Looks like this)
I begin floating in the air (more so than before) and utter a spell, pulling out a Miniature Red Sun as the focus. My body flickers between images of the Red Sun before temporarily becoming a hole in space to the Sun, a lick of red plasma washing out and hitting Split.
I pull out a golden apple, take a bite out of it, and invoke the power of High Weirdness. A guy named Hugh appears from nowhere and walks up to the Disc of Mojang held by Scratch, before leaning down and giving it a big, sloppy kiss.
+2 to Erelye.
No. How have you even gotten this far? I will not help you now.
*You have gained St. Gawain's Candle- You will never attain this candle, and even if you did, you would lose the very head from your shoulders.*
46/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I get up, calmly. Slightly disappointed that no one undefined So I ready my reality glove, and make some buffs.
EVERYONE ATTACKING OR TRYING TO DISABLE THE DISK OF MOJANG: + 60,000,000,000,000 in any 3 stats the buffed people want
THE DISK OF MOJANG: - One half of its power.
EVERY TIME A TROPE IS MENTIONED: multiply these effects by two.
EVERY TIME SOMEONE CLAIMS I, OR THIS POST IS O.P: Multiply these effects by two
Kajius/ 8/10
+2 to Crystal. Returning the favor.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9
Wilson Money: $2
The Dicestaction: 10/30
The Third God: 13/50 (+2 from Crystal)
Orb of Supernova: 10/11
Stellar Decad: 6/11
Bunsen's Decad: 3/11
==Actions==
I honestly have no idea what to do after that previous attack. Hmm. Lothyra reads chapter 4 of Pesterchum 101. How hard can that be to write? It's just about colors, after all.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I DECIDE.NOT TO USE. THIS FONT. TO DIFFERENTIATE MYSELF. FOR NOW. BECAUSE. I CAN'T TYPE. ALL MY CREATIVE ATTACKS. LIKE THIS. WAY TOO SLOW.
I bring Scratch a calendar, and point out for him an upcoming date. That's right, 4/13! Scratch begins to fondly remember the universe of his home, the Homestuck universe! He gets caught up in all the hype for 4/13 and doesn't notice the actual physical hype train rushing at him, which promptly runs him over and crushes the disc.
/\ll right. let's go. Astria climbs onto the plane.
Oh no
If you have the time, could you comment on my art? I'm sure it's not anything amounting to your work, but I can do better on paper.
http://imgur.com/ms41fXX
If not, just go ahead and update.
Action 2/3
Ethereal Callings: 36/50
Starfall Sync: 11/50
I take out a health kit from Left 4 Dead 2 and patch myself up. It's too wasteful to have to myself, so I share what's left with someone who's in need.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Maniac: I grab my PINKIE PIE LAUNCHER and fire it non-stop at the DISK OF MOJANG.
Midna: I give Split one of those cat pics that say "Hang in there". This time, however, the Red Sun is in the background, boosting his affinity.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Turn 3
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Read the Action below
End of Plot
Days til Homestuck A6/A6/I5 starts 6 Days Remaining
Actions: See Below
(Void Arc) I've finally did it I've gained the full power of the Spirits and i turned into my SPIRIT FORM! and my wings flaps and my Armor is made of 100x Adamant Power and 100x Bedrock Power and i got the Dual 5-Shooter Crossbows and i Fired the [REDACTED] out against Scratch's Disc with my Arrows made of Magic Indestructium like in Danmaku games and i got the Ultimate Shredder (25X stronger than the Shredder Axe) and the Soul Slayer (25x Stronger than the Steel Diamond Katana) and i Slash Scratch's Disc in 500x faster than the Speed of light and however i see some Shatters on Scratch's Disc and i used ULTIMATE ROCK SOLO (Much much stronger than Rock Solo but however it is only used for my Spirit form) and i realized after my Soul power was in half i Spammed Mega Elemental balls at the Disc and i continued attacking the Disc with my full Power until the Soul power was Depleted and i reverted back to my Normal form and Wily is Shocked about my Spirit form and i have my Skydive from where i damage Scratch's disc to the void but the Spirit Dragon saved me from Death and the battle against Doc Scratch is only just the Beginning and the Homestucks (Fans of Homestuck) Otakus (Japanese Fans of Animes Mangas etc.) the Spirits reacted to my power and it gained a few hundred million Views on Nico Nico Douga and tens of Billions of views on Youtube i am happy after this.
(Wilson's Shop) N/A
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 47/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 48/50 This is getting Close! Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 15/15 On Approval Can you summon those please?
Lucky Potion OOO Vial of Potion Upgrades 4/9
Mundane Potion OOO Vial of Bad Dreams 4/6
Unlucky Potion OOO Vial of Bad Times 4/8
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Wilson's Shop total Price and Wealth: $15
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x $5 Elixir 1x $6 Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion $4 Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Act 1! +2 to Generic!
Drive: Big Gamble (30/50) (Generic's Dice rolls will take the lowest 3 values and add +1 to them) (Generic'd X4)
Drive: Doorrior (19/50) (When I attack an entity, I now have 10% Dodge chance against that entity.)
The Selfless (13/20) (Healing the Owl Effigy.) (Shrinking this down somewhat.)
Brine || Creation Majjyks = Markus (Level 10: 6/11)
Nailgun Nail || (Omega Bullet && Quills of Enchida) = Enchida's Nail (Level 10: 4/11)
Generic, CobaltShade...NOW IS THE TIME. You know what you must do. It is basically the only thing that'll work, unless Twin outright told you it won't.
Just in case it won't work, I immediately stand up. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I summon upon myself the most powerful of all powers I may possess...Well, not really. BUt it comes close! I summon the power of DOOM COURSES! The Disc of Mojang immediately grows the required limbs, namely, two arms and two legs, brought to life by my very challenge and seeking to complete it. I send it forth into an 18-part array of devastation. It will inevitably win, though. There is utterly no point in describing the absolute tortures that would bring Binary to his nonexistent knees, regardless of the fact that he would almost instantly annihilate poor me all the same. It however will be of note that the challenges will take time. Considerable time. It's all part of the plan, to keep it off my back for some time.
I proceed to leave the area and venture forth into the void, seeking out...Shall we call it a place that isn't. No maps mark it. No sensors find it. No Omniscient knows of it, nor can know of it. Nothing speaks of it but the mind itself, and my mind laid witness to it during my five years of chasing down The_King_of_Pane, a pure accident. The area itself looks like a typical ruin of some society a long while back, with a portal leading somewhere. Not the void, though. It's in some deprecit corner of the void that all have forgotten, the kind I would seek out in finding it. I cross the distance instantly via Heat Death and bid a fond regard for the voidship that I horribly crashed in getting there before. Sadly it is still a mangled wreck and unsalvageable.
The area itself is a seemingly marble structure, supported by many a marble column, with only one way in-from the front. Even then, this place was designed for siege just as much as it was for access; somehow quickly travered in times of peace, but impeccably fortified and undaunting in times of war. Three Onyx doors bar the way, with decorations of Platinum lining it, and ninety-nine golden links dotting its surface at certain points. As a test to see if things have changed, I use Brine's powerful Oblivion Majjyks upon the Doors. After a solid Minute of firing, I haven't made a dent, proving that the indestructible quality of the door is still intact, requiring specific artifacts to break. Normally I would be very reluctant, but something tells me now is the time. Whatever's behind there-I certainly don't know-might be of use. Fortunately, the tells told of this place, from what few others have been able to say of it, say that what lays in there is a powerful thing, either an entity or a tool. Either way it is not inherently evil, though not inherently good. It is a last resort of some kind, and boy, I think this is a good time to whip it out.
I pull out an old blade, black as a triple midnight, crafted of an Onyx substance more aligned with metal than stone. It's old name is Archeon, reminding me somewhat of Amperzand's massive weapons manufactory, though not exactly. I bring it to bear against the golden cage. Ninety-nine slashes ensure. Ninety-nine golden bonds undone, a cut from the blade of unyielding black to each destroying them. Ultimately it is temporary-they will come back later, to block the way again, but for now they have gone. The Gate slowly slides open, flowing into the ceiling almost as if it was a liquid forced upwards. I proceed onwards, into a room like the first. A similar, almost the same pattern, but with the tiniest of golden marks on the dead center of the door. Archeon is too large to destroy that, and in any case, it would not have worked even if I could manage its size problem. I store away Archeon, and pull out a bow of gray, seemingly patterned of two arms holding a really thick rope. This is the Arms of Atlas, a bow who's bowstring can only be pulled back by they of immense strength. At this point, I was halted, partially by common sense and partially by the simple fact the bow itself was too much for me to even pull an inch. However, my new powers...The fabric of Reality bends to me, and the bow pulls back like it was a regular bow. I pump up mentally-I half-expected there to be a countermeasure against using Godmodding on the bow, but it appears there isn't any at all, and I thought even then that I wouldn't be able, but it appears I pass. I take an arrow-my only arrow for the bow-and prepare it for a firing. I let loose the bow, and my great aim, slightly assisted by Reality Majjyks and Godmodding, allows it to sail into the point flawlessly. The door melts into the walls, or appears to melt. It's not actually melting. They're solid. THe last door is like the first, but a clear indent in the wall makes it plain what I have to do-I have to insert something shaped like a shield into it. I pull out the Archangel's Aegis, a Shield whiter than white itself, made of platinum, seemingly polished despite no care going to it. It's shape is curious, with a small indent in the middle, but now it makes sense. I push it into the slot on the wall, and turn it counterclockwise.
It jams...Uh. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do I have a fake? I push it again. No dice. I put my new Alpha Godmodding powers into another push. Nope. It refuses to budge. I kick it. Nope. I quicksummon Magnus from Kid Icarus and Asura from Asura's Wrath to push it alongside me. Doesn't even budge by a nanometer. I desummon them. I wonder. I then punch myself mentally-duh. I push it clockwise instead, and it slowly turns with my full force. A full revelation completed after nine minutes and nine seconds exactly. I stand back...NOthing happens. I then punch myself mentally again, I had to do that nine times. It's slow and old, but I think that's because whoever made this wanted to make sure it took a long time, so forces defending this place could intercept me. No-one else is here to stop me, though, nor were they here beforehand, and it's possible they never were here at all. I keep turning, and finally, on the ninth revelation, the wall clicks. It loosens the shield, and the wall slides into the floor gracefully. My heart skips a beat: I haven't gotten this far before, or at all. What lies behind the third door is not another door, but rather a portal, golden, perfectly circular, active, leading to one place, a point visible on the other side. A large golden platform. Nothing else is on it, confusingly. I worry. Has it already left? I step inside, extremely cautious. Doing anything remotely resembling the Squid Ink Incident is the last thing on my agenda.
Inside is a wall of some completely...No. No words describe it, other than it lacks all qualities known to matter, and I merely precieve it as a dark nothingness. I know better than to assume its actual qualities. I resume worrying. This place shoudln't exist period, this gap in the substance, the substance without a name. I press onwards, onto the main platform, which is decorated with many a rune and symbol from a long forgotten age. I attempt to gather insight with the Magic English Eye, but alas, it knows nothing of this. It does know that a smaller point towards the 'back' of the area leads somewhere, though. I nervously approach, and step on. I am put elseware.
The place where I am is well-lit, a city of black rock, a city plain, a city ripe for decoration and furnishing, a city waiting for inhabitants. Green glowing holograms line its streets, speaking to me first in a language unknown, then in english: "Welcome to the Drydocks," followed by a list of directions to various locations. Except not, as there's only one, the rest lead nowhere. The one location listed is the top of the city, labeled as "the place where it lies." Hoo boy that sounds ominous. I walk forward. There is little to admire of this desolate area where none may know of. I do feel it now though-power, ancient. I also feel something else-my powers as a Descendant and a Godmodder. Poof. Nothing. I feel not the tide of Reality. I have left it entirely. That is another bad sign, though one associated with the substance that surrounds this place as well. It is the ceiling of this place, totally encompassing it, but a few meters of air prohibiting it from coming in and consuming this place totally-and that is by courtesy, not by actual constraint.
A few minutes of walking deduces me that this place is a planetoid, a very large one, holding immense space and potentially holding many peoples. Despite the abandoned nature of this place, it looks clean and fully functioning in all aspects. None of the holograms even flicker. None of the stone looks chipped. Nothing looks out of place, yet it's so...Dead. I proceed onwards, regardless, reaching a long flight of stairs. Looking up, I see nine small pillairs, ending slightly above the platform that is presumably there. Yes, this is it. I run up now, lacking flight in this place. I run up, hoping for salvation...The sense of power increases, it's utterly crushing halfway there and only gets worse. It's the only deterrent now, but it's not stopping me at all...It's...My god, It's-
I wake up from my random nap, gasping. It was all just a dream. After some confusion as to why I went to sleep-
WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? IT WAS ALL JUST A GORILLAING DREAM?!?!?
I get extremely confused at the Disc's sudden ability to talk.
NO! SCREW YOU BUDDY! SCREW YOU ALL! YOU GORILLAING GORILLA, YOU HAD ME HYPED UP!! HYPED UP TO THE GORILLAING CEILING!! AND YOU LET ME DOWN!!! YOU LET ME GORILLAING DOWN!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SICK PSYCHOPATHS, AND YOU KEEP SCRATCHING ME UP, AND NOW THIS!!! THIS STINKING ANTICLIMAX!!! I DIDN'T EVEN ACTUALLY GET TO DO THE DOOM COURSE!!! I QUIT!!! RED ME, YOU'RE IN CHARGE NOW!!! I BID THEE ALL GOOD DAY!! I SAY IT AGAIN, GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS, FOR YOU ALL GORILLAING SUCK GORRILAS!!!!!!!!!
And with that, the Disc inexplicably tears itself in half in sheer rage over the anticlimax. It then explodes violently for good measure, then the pieces fall into stray antimatter for good measure, and then the leftover power goes to erasing itself from existence for further good measure, all autonomous from Scratch. I just look at everyone else, completely confused.