Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the owl effigy with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 3/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 3/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 3/?
+2 to generic
Limbo: I ask the council who the person who escaped without godmodding was
I give Split an entire red binary system model, with every planet being a copy of the Red Sun and two Red Suns being the binary stars.
> Boneyard Action
Alright, this effectively has 400,000 HP, so I'm not going to all-in on it.
The United Lols of Roflica invade the Boneyard and do battle with the Communist Linux Penguin Army! While all this is going on, I use the Linguistic Uniter to create a translation terminal, allowing the ULR and the CLPA to temporarily unite and take on the Lich! In fact, every faction on Earth 2 is now uniting and taking on the Lich! Vsaucewinner's Plescia: Storm appears from the future and fires its Particle Uplink Cannons at the Lich before deploying Grenade Lawn Chairs! The entire army of the United Federation of Pi appears and blasts pi at the Lich! AT88TV, leader of Great Loltain, summons his EAS Tones and deploys them at the Lich! I join in with the Snipealarmer, sniping the Lich's head when the armies clear! The United Lols of Roflica Military appears and deploys Roflcopter Squad! Chainsaw jumps at the Lich with a chainsaw in his hands, slicing the Lich up! The Republic of Minecraft, which is again completely different from the game this is all set in, sends all its troops and decimates the Lich with a Proton Collider Cannon! And so on, with every faction joining in!
I pull out all the (color) Miniature Suns && Gun and stick them together. I then add a focussing device so that the blasts will converge where I'm aiming and shoot up the Lich.
I then deploy another Mini-Sun Bomb and captcharoid the resulting Miniature Sun.
Following this, I start smooshing Red Suns together and give them to Split before they can explode, at which point he can use them.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I take out Artery's Octet and toss it at the Lich.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 21/50
Rafflesia 5/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 18/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 1/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 8/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Sparkling Octet)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-34, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-23. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
@erelye: Okay, there's a whole bunch of problems with your claims to be horrible.
First: It isn't hiding the evidence if you're not hiding the evidence. Note what I said in there: Put a strikethrough on the old stuff that doesn't work, and put an EDIT note underneath the post as an explanation. This isn't hiding anything from readers, just replacing the old text with new stuff that is actually canon that 1. make the entirety of stuff MAKE MORE SENSE and 2. Makes things easier for twin when he goes through to do Trifecta. If Kalare is acting completely out of character for the first half because twin didn't have a better frame of reference, there will be no repairing that.
Second: That's the point of the edits. Take the events that you used in the sidequest, and then re-frame them a bit so that it makes more sense in context of what the story has become. I had an entire completely idiotic argument with Scratch in Scratch's Manor that to even take place would've required Eric to have knowledge of how the updates were taking place, which he did not. Other such idiocies were created, such as piono having his own inherent powers, which he canonically does not. That's what the edits are for. Clearing up inaccuracies so that they don't harm the canon.
And Finally: Whoa. Where did THIS come from. The argument over the runes was my fault. It came from me not being diligent with the mechanics of the rune markings and leaving them in the back of my mind instead of trying to iron them out like I should have been doing, but excuse me for trying to clear things up! I haven't been arguing here. I'm trying to point out that, no, you aren't horrible for making some mistakes with the grayhold sidequest! For heaven's sake, the idea of having character specific plots had barely been a thing for more than a month or so when you started that! The fact that Grayhold as it was still makes sense in context now is a miracle or amazing writing, just because you couldn't anticipate what you were going to come up with in the future doesn't mean that the sidequest was better off never having existed!
As for being the source of problems, I'd like to point out that the only reason why I don't bring up other people's storylines is because I don't freaking know what other people have planned. If I could know what other people had in mind for their chronology, I'd try to prevent tangles there too! With the argument over runes, I had the thing stop because it was obvious I had not clearly communicated how the runes worked and why Eric used them, and wanted to make sure that we both understood each other and mechanics and everything else. Excuse me for being a canon nazi. Its what I do. Its what I contribute to the entire. Freaking. Franchise.
I protect my ideas and plotline because I've tried to twist them into such a form that its conducive to other peoples' ideas, and will work to avoid snafus that would normally be the defining feature of a canon written by thirty, effing, people. And it has worked so far. It gave engie's existence legitimacy, gave net a reason to still be around even if HEX couldn't be, gave twin a way to explain how everything happened in the first place, and on and on and on! I'm proud of that creation that so many other people were able to use as both a life saver and a writing cornerstone, so excuse me if I'm a bit defensive of it!
And what in the name of Notch is up with this 'time limit'? The time limit to be finished by trial 5 comes around is because every single freaking plan that involves the IUPC, which, I might add, you are invested in as your main character is a part of it, hinges on being able to leave Godcraft before it blows up, and twin said, IN THREAD, that in order to do that we'd need to be gone by Trial 6, and I sort of want to give time for people to make decisions for their own characters in response to what the leaving is going to involve, which means a certain margin of time, hence, Trial 4. And in-universe, I'm just being in-character! Eric wouldn't be comfortable with the surroundings that he knows are extremely hostile, that may very well be a trap, and which he has no idea what he's looking for! If he finds something that acts as a lead beyond wandering around aimlessly, poof! In-game time limit disappears.
As for the Rule 0, I was trying to figure something out WITHOUT rule 0 violations. As I said earlier in this rant, from your response, I realize that you thought rune magic was doing something different than it actually does, and were trying to do something that would immediately spook Eric into leaving. I don't want to have my plot be significant above all others, so I tried to figure out something that would be in-character, wouldn't go directly against what you wanted, and wouldn't cause problems otherwise (and since we're apparently taking potshots at each other, I don't appreciate you trying to come up with a sidequest designed to make Eric look completely useless! I've noticed that you've been trying to throw things in my way that will require either a: A lengthy argument with you to get ironed out to both party's content, b: Astria to bail Eric out of what's going on, c: Require me to make Eric look like a Marty Stu, d: make Eric look like a coward by having him run away for no reason because I'm sick of the sidequest!) in terms of how my own stuff works, while still being able to do the sidequest you wanted, the way you wanted it too, because its high time I proved that I intend for the IUPC to be a plotline that multiple people get to contribute to!
Now, for the list of accusations:
I have argued with twin on a number of things, and apologized for all the ones that weren't legitimate. Extensively. AND use them as a showcase of "Do nots" for other people. I am aware that I've broken Rule 0 before, and I try to avoid it, hence my numerous, CALM, OOC discussions, where if twin demonstrates that he understands what I want, and still doesn't want it, I politely, and honestly, back down.
I have solved the only problem pertaining to the sidequest that I need to unless you keep trying to take potshots at me, as you pointed out the flaws in my implementation of the runes, and I have responded by trying to not do it anymore.
I am not ashamed of my old posts in the least. Shame is for people who don't want to try and make up for their mistakes, or think that they can't. I am neither lazy, nor self-pitying enough to do either. And so I go back and make the shift, leaving the old text there so that the twin updates still make sense, putting in the new text for twin and future readers so that the characterization is consistent, and the EDIT notes so that people know what on earth the edits are about.
I know exactly what happened. I changed not a single action, nor a single event. What I am changing is characterization. If I could change what I had done, I would do so, but not the posts themselves, but rather my early inability to figure out that maybe I wasn't as clever as I thought. If I could go back in time and prevent the headaches I caused twin, I would, but I think I'd leave the poor characterization, just so that people would know that things aren't perfect on the first go.
And mildly troubling? I could go into all sorts of different personal attacks on fishing for compliments because of your various posts about how horrible you supposedly are, ALL from you, if it weren't for the fact that I actually realize that you aren't whining, but for some bizarre reason actually think you aren't worth anything! Whoever instilled you with that idea needs to be slapped by the way, but if you're going to claim that you're a horrible person, you haven't got a dang thing on one of the few people in the community who's trying to juggle everything that happens. EVERYTHING! IN BOTH THREADS!
I don't care to go back and changed what occurred. I'm happy with events as they were.
I am living with it right now. Instead of complaining about how horrible my writing was back then instead of DOING something about it, I started working to make sure it didn't actually do any damage, and when someone else started angsting over their early installment weirdness, tried to give them some advice to help them out. Said person then decided that I needed a tongue-lashing.
I am using the editor as it was meant to be used. A tool. Something to fix mistakes with. Something to make sure nobody else has to worry about cleaning up MY mess. Its called 'repentance' and to continue to use your biblical language, its something that sinners are supposed to do to make up for what they've done wrong.
And most importantly, I did not target the one person whose been trying their hardest to help, just because that one person suggested the might be, heavens forbid, WRONG. Now I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've either had a very bad day, or a bunch of pent up stress, or whatever. But you, my friend, need to pick better targets. Shooting at someone with twice your own arsenal doesn't do you much good if they know they don't have anything else they need to be on the defensive for.
So stop with the pity party. Its unbecoming, its worsening your disposition, and its worsening mine. So either shut up about that old sidequest, or do something about it. Do, or do not, just. don't. whine. You broadcasted a problem, I tried to help, and you tried to chew me out for it.
I am going to stop ranting now, because I don't want anyone to get angrier than I currently am, nor do I want anyone's feelings to be hurt. So I'm going to get on to the game.
Also, tazz, I don't know why you've decided that I'm a horrible person, but taking every opportunity to jump on me is getting old. Fast.
Twin, I know not everyone will get to use their comb rave, but at least more people could. The dual rave idea would work better if more people had access to the comb raves. Also, shouldn't the fight against Scratch be getting easier, not harder? We've sort of disabled the Fez and two ancestral artifacts, but he keeps on hitting harder and harder.
Everyone, if anyone is feeling Henderson-y, I'm pretty sure that that construct with the first block is going to be summoning the Red Dragon. So, just a heads-up, if you feel like plot-derailment, that's the thing to target. I ain't going to though because twin doesn't appreciate that kind of thing, and I have better things to do than make twin mad.
5/11 for nailtimatum.
I give the exp bonus to everyone levels 7 8 and 9 again.
Boneyard: Christoff looks up at the Lich, then curses.
He runs under it, but rather than going for damage... goes for weakening the beast, allowing others to hit it harder and keeping it from hitting as hard by slicing off one of its legs.
Grayhold: Eric grabs the tablet, and if no new avenues of progression open up, heads back to the trapdoor that he and Astria entered the ink from, and go back into the previous room.
WIlson's Shop (Talist, are you going to have Wilson respond to my response, or are we dropping it until Eric gets back?)
Ere, I didn't play the sidequest, but frankly it is perfectly okay for characters to drift over time, and perfectly okay to look back and say "What WAS I doing?!" It is also okay to complain about it. Now, it's NOT okay to get into a fight about whether retconning it is better or not, and it's NOT okay to get into a bloody self-deprecation carnival (as opposed to a pity party) in reviewing and saying "What WAS I doing?!". So, Piono and Erelye, stop fighting about this!
If you REALLY must, take it to the Forge!
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Lil' Cal comes out of my inventory for some reason and decides to do a dance in front of Scratch, distracting him while I (probably futilely) flail Crowbars from literally every point in space at Scratch's hand. I then pull out the Gatekeeper's Scythe, and toss a duplicate into a woodchipper the Divider, and examine what it's made of. I then get Cal to curse the Lich and then use the Pale Valve on it while I smash its skull in with the Twitchy Staff.
I decide to poke the Uberclone, but my arm suddenly channels windy powers and blows it into an incredibly inconveniently located spike. Or that happens to the Lich, since I don't know whether you killed the Uberclone. Going to guess that you did, though. I decide to ponder why Scratch would need two selves to attack us with excessive timeclones when Egg's powers were really the only important part.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 12/50
Rafflesia 4/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 17/50
Eight Alterers 9/9 I flail the dice at the Lich.
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 7/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 6/9 (Sparkling Octet)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-21. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Scratch counters with a holographic image of Calamity, causing Lil' Cal to stop and bow down to its master. He teleports the crowbars somewhere into the Void.
Gatekeeper's Scythe / Divider = Scythe, Black Liquid Sorrow, Creation Energy
You've already got a x5 damage bonus on the Lich! You can't boost that any further!
The Pale Valve and Twitchy Staff deal 175,000 damage to the Lich!
Since you were indecisive on whether or not to hit the Lich with the attack, the Lich causes your attack to fail!
EIGHT ALTERERS: A set of eight chalk-white D8s that throb with the power of zilly, .jpeg, genericness, and cueballs.
3-5-5-2-1-5-7-5
Several fireworks are flung into the sky that explode with zilly, .jpeg, generic, and scratched power! They dissipate harmlessly.
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (2/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
@Amp: It's perfectly okay. I suppose we should indeed cease this.
If my reasoning is correct, the device Scratch affixed to the top of the First Block will attempt to utilize the Block as a shell. A shell for what? The Employer? Perhaps the reversal of the Scratch. I do not know.
Okay. Two other AG players. Firstly, who wants the shielding? That might narrow it down by some negligible extent.
I equip the Writhing Stick. I like this weapon quite a bit. Perhaps it is the ever-pulsating form, or the energy of agony. I do not know, and it is in no way relevant to the current situation. Anyhow, I flash-step rather erratically in whatever room we are presently in, considering the fact that we may or may not have moved in combat with the Lich. If not, it cannot affect the outcome of the attack in any way whatsoever, assuming the Lich does not intercept my attack, which it might very well do. I allow the souls of the eternally agonized to flow through the fleshy stick, channeling them with as much precision as possible. It would not do to release hundreds of utterly insane tortured demon souls into this place, privy once more to physical interests. It would almost assuredly end in complete and utter disaster bereft of any logic or reason. Anyhow, tortured souls tear at the Lich, slowly attempting to eradicate it with their touch. If this Lich happens to have a phylactery of any kind, it is slowly deconstructed as well. I'm not taking any chances. Slowly, a spiderweb of cracks form on the Lich, regardless of its corporeality. Black, almost fluid energy seeps forth from every crack, showing the slow corruption of the Lich by agonized souls. At this rate, its physical form will be slowly eradicated, unless one were to utilize the correct defensive and medicinal measures, of which the Lich knows nothing about. If the Lich does actually know something regarding defensive and/or medicinal measures towards tortured souls, I remove every single one of its memories with the Braineraser. It certainly has the capacity to harvest memories. By harvest, I mean annihilate, of course. It is not a particularly pleasant affair, but I digress. The essence of eldritch suffering flows through the Lich, slowly corroding its base form into an unrecognizable puddle of goo intermixed with decaying organic tissue. The cracks upon the Lich suddenly and inexplicably grow in intensity, spewing forth prodigious amounts of the almost fluid-like black energy. The stuff is detrimental to the health of the Lich, of course. Bodily dissolution tends to be placed under the category of 'detrimental to the health.' Agonized spirits take this opportunity to surge within the Lich. They do so, releasing bursts of pure shadow upon entering the Lich. The Lich immediately begins to shudder, suffering the innumerable adverse effects of possession. Eldritch fury radiates throughout the general area with a thickness akin to that of hot soup, within the air. I wave the Writhing Stick. The souls vaporize themselves in mind-annihilating blasts of occult potency, relieving the area of their presence, cooling the air down to its regular temperature and humidity. I de-equip the Writhing Stick.
~
My shadow frantically searches the book for more readable pages. That cannot be it. Evidently, this was written by somebody from another world. Another server, or a singleplayer world, perhaps. If at all possible, I attempt to discern the author of the tome. I examine every single diagram and picture on the readable pages as well. There might be a way to end the war in this. Release the Dragon, and destroy all of reality, thus allowing for Minecraft 2 to take Minecraft's place. I utilize the Illumination to search for anything regarding the Dreiton, scouring all of the Trifecta. Evidently, it is the source of the Psi-Godmodder's Split, seeing as the only time the Dragon was released resulted in this. Thusly, Herobrine's War did include the destruction of Sodermalm. I desire to tie up the loose ends this time brings forth. But, more importantly, I want answers.
Also, the matter of the Nether Portal. How might one refract its spectra? Some sort of crystal? A specialized device? I also utilize the Illumination to seek anything out that might aid in this endeavor. Finally, I give the room one last search. If I find nothing of interest after several spells of revealing, I exit the area, and head back to the surface. My shadow, upon doing/if it does so, attempts to find more centers of forbidden knowledge, taking the book with it. Or, any knowledge at all.
The Lich feeds on the agonized souls and heals himself by +75,000 HP!
There are no other readable pages. The pictures include an artist's rendition of the Red Dragon, several othrographic projections of the Dreiton and the First Block, a Nether Portal, and a horrifying depiction of a mime creature. When you attempt to find the Dreiton in the Trifecta, you find nothing. When you attempt to view Nether Portal modifiers, you find that Convenite should help in doing so.
My Action: I summon a ESFB brigade to attack the Lich (combat operandi: 1st ESFB if possible, otherwise just a normal attack)
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation makes a desperation move: They hook up an experimental fusion reactor to an anti-godmodder field, which is placed around the Owl Effigy. This should be powerful enough to block Scratch's attack for an entire round.
SCP-503 Action: SCP-503 has a dimension shift, and ends up in the same interdimensional space as the Godmodder (or the tuba he is trapped in). With absolutely nothing else to do in there, he promptly begins to play the tuba, which scares the **** out of the godmodder for extreme damage.
EXOS Action: EXOS uses a special technique to launch lightning transdimensionally to hit the Lich. This technique is perfected to the point where a random arbitrary "EXOS cannot affect the Lich" error (or something of the same type) will not stop the attack from hitting.
SCP-2317 Battle: {REDACTED}
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => 1ST ESFB
You expend 6 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop.
150,000 damage to the Lich!
Experimental Anti-Godmodder Field added!
The Godmodder has Combat-Grade Earmuffs on, which dispel most of the noise! He curls in the fetal position regardless.
The lightning travels to the arena but misses the Lich by one centimeter! So close!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I bribe the Red Sun to like Split more
Orbital Weapons: Use both weapons on the lich
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 1/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 1/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 1/?
My Action: I throw a cow at the lich. The cow explodes on contact.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation {REDACTED} Scratch's next attack, causing its damage to be changed to {REDACTED} (which is useless because {REDACTED} attacks are assumed to deal 0 damage).
SCP-503 Action: The godmodder spits out the end of the tuba, badly traumatized. SCP-503 panics, pulls out a gun, and points it right in the godmodder's face.
SCP-2317 Battle: {REDACTED}
20,000 damage to the Lich!
But how?
The Godmodder is in a position that renders him immovable!
(Taking your advice, Twin. You should see the results.)
Alright, seriousness back. When there's a credible threat on the field, I get serious and start using more classically dangerous magic. Like the Lich. I pull out the Intelligencecomputer, more as a magical focus than using its alchemical power-boost. I call out "Set up!"
"STAND BY. READY. SET UP!"
The Device, its powers and form now becoming dominant, forms into a long staff of darkened metal tipped with a simple octahedral purple crystal. I look down at the Device, smiling after a second. "It seems that one's Device never really leaves them. Welcome back, Crystallum." A voice responds back after a second as the gem glows purple. "Hello again, sir. I can't say exactly how I have returned, but as you always used to say, never question the narrative. This doesn't appear to be within the known universe, though. No known dimensional signatures are present.""That's because we aren't in the universe I picked you up in. It's a long story, but all you need to know right now is that we're in another battle for survival. Just like old times." "Wonderful. Let's get to work. This is quite a versatile housing you've provided for me, by the way. Simply astounding computing power, has its own magic reserve, and likely can transfer me to other devices." "Well, I'm sure that'll come in handy later once I upgrade. For now, though, let's get skull-cracking."
A purple magic circle springs into existence around my feet and I point the Device, Crystallum, at the Lich as I call out, "Bombardment Mode, set up!" A purple ball of energy builds at the end of my newmade staff as calculations are made and mana is collected, before the Device enunciates "Mana Lance, Blast Shift." The ball, now being approximately a meter in diameter, shrinks slightly before firing a wrist-thick torrent of energy. It punches into the Lich before exploding, taking off a good chunk of health, as the Device speaks again. This time she says, "Mana Bullet, Blast Shift." The rest of the sphere of energy disperses into the air, most of it taking on new form as a set of smaller spheres- about 15 in total. They soar towards the Lich, each exploding as it strikes. Finally, an utterance of "Wide Area Protection" forms a solid-looking purple sphere around the Owl Effigy, using up the rest of the readied magic.
I teleport to the terminal temporarily and type in,
>Examine room.
+2 to Tazz again.
Ork Horde 38/50 (+2 from Tazz, +1 from Erelye)
This is the last time. The seventh mark will be upon you. Seven is the number. Seven chains mark your mind. You will never dream without a chain, a manacle, a rope, a cell. But that is nothing before the name. Seven is the number. Seven is the number.
*You have gained 1 Memory of Chains- new total 7.*
Seven is the number of chains that weight your mind.
21/49
75,000 damage to the Lich!
Solid Purple Sphere added!
> Examine room.
You are at the MOUTH of the SPIDER'S DEN. It's not actually a real MOUTH, but it's called that because it leads into the deep passages of the DEN, like how a MOUTH leads to the deep passages of the BODY. The room is made entirely out of some form of SILK, and ASSORTED BONES litter the floor. At the edge of the room, there is an IRON DOOR. Next to the door is a LIT TORCH.
LIFT: 2 / 6
I hit the Lich with a huge POWER-OF-LIKING-SOMEONE-ALOT SWEATER! It's also pink.
=LIMBO=
I grab the Bloodstained Ore, refine it, and toss it into the Forge Inventory. I then craft a wooden dummy of myself, armed with EXPLOSIVES, which trigger upon attack! I toss it into the cave ahead of me. If the dummy dosen't explode, I proceed deeper into the cave, and examine my surroundings. If the Dummy explodes, I check what attacked it, and take a defensive stance.
=COMMAND=
The Streamer will get the Voices to throw several Magikarps towards the Lich.
50,000 damage to the Lich!
You refine the Bloodstained Ore into a Bloodstained Ingot. Bloodstained Ingot added to the supplies!
After several minutes, the Dummy explodes. You look and see a crouching figure with four wings and twenty legs. When you blink, it's gone.
I take out my hammer and begin smashing the Lich! I take a knife and throw it at one of his knees, so he can't walk. I walk up to him and laugh and then kick him in the head as hard as I can with my Barbwired Boots.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SKIP IT!. Rebooted
While the Gunpowder King is Speaking to Psi-Scratch
Gunpowder King: I Had Enough of all these guys beating me up all day and all night
Scratch: Well, i have something for you
Gunpowder King: Whats Tha- ARGH!
Scratch: Well i Turned into a Neo Godmodder so you are Free
Gunpowder King: Yes and i will Escape to my Secret base
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I retry using ROCK SOLO at Lich Blasting his Skull
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am pushing power of the Everyman, even more to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and I am collecting the Scraps of the Spiral Sun to Raise Split's Affinity I Heal the Owl Effigy Split Deviljho and the Everyman and Dealing a Finishing Blow at the Uberclone with my Steel Diamond Katana Pushing into his Heart until he stops moving.
(Others) N/A
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 28/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 29/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
Creating the ??? Guitar && Magic Axe 3/7
Total Damage so Far: 102250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED TALKING AS OTHER CHARACTERS AND ACTING FOR OTHER CHARACTERS.
> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ROCK SOLO
35,000 damage to the Lich!
Your Creativity/Nutrition/healing actions are so vague that they will no longer count!
+1% Affinity!
Oh, I couldn't even tell you were doing an alchemy...
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = [#u]The Zombinomicon[/u#] (3/6)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
Amp obtains runic shielding. First come, first served. There is one left. If anybody wants it, please speak up. If I have missed you, PLEASE say something. I know Generic responded. If nobody else wants any, or does not speak up by the end of the turn, Generic gets it.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth in a clandestine fashion. To attract the attention of the Deep One, I focus the energies of the twin needlewands in excessively concentrated amounts on a singular task revolving around the offering of pure, unadulterated life-force to their grand patron. Suddenly, pockets of plant life hundreds of thousands of blocks away are snuffed out in an instant. Or rather, slowly die of withering decay. Their collective life-force is fused into an unseeable conglomerate of non-Euclidean geometries affixed to each other at horrifying angles inexplicably exerting an aura of terror upon the entirety of the field of battle, or rather, the abyss. There is no distinction between the two at the present moment. Even if we are in an arena. Hah. Anyhow, the conglomerated life-force is inexplicably devoured by some unseen entity. Some semblance of my Grimdark aura is called forth once more. The black, almost shadow-like aura of pure, unadulterated Grimdark energy twists and pulsates occasionally. I wave the Thorns through the air. Dark energy trails behind the tips of the Thorns, exuding minimal amounts of energy in comparison to what the actual magnitude of the spell I am casting should be, with its potency equivalent. The Grimdark aura, however, instantaneously conforms to my will. It forms what appears to be a large mass of thorns, spread out over a distance of approximately eight meters. I direct the Thorns to point directly at the Lich. Dark energy pulsates from the tips of the twin needles, arcing towards the Lich. The two bolts of occult force accelerate rapidly towards the Lich, striking within an instant of their firing. Arcane explosions rocket throughout the area, tearing holes in the floor. I flash-step towards the Lich, the thorny aura forming a sort of trail. However, I do not give the Lich enough time to react to it, immediately striking the being in both eye sockets with bolts of occult power. With a thought, my aura diverts itself to assault the Lich. The thorny wall flows towards the Lich like a wave, smashing into it with acute precision. The thorns leap up, and repeatedly impale the Lich upon their shadowy tendrils, stopping only at my behest. The thorns continue to repeatedly impale the Lich, whilst I fire a plethora of arcane curses at it with the Thorns. The shadows slowly consume the Lich, annihilating it with the essence of a thousand souls. Well, over one thousand. Slowly, my aura fades, not stopping its unceremonious impalement of the Lich nonetheless. I carefully place the Thorns of Oglogoth back into my inventory.
I alchemize Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame (1/???). Crimson Flame, as in the Red Dragon. The links are there for convenience. Don't Starve is an excellent game.
~
My shadow continues to search Limbo for as much knowledge as possible, hopefully regarding the Dragon. That stuff is fascinating. Forbidden knowledge is in general.
Amperz4nd acquires Runic Shielding!
60,000 damage to the Lich! The souls at the end of the attack heal him by +15,000 HP!
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame = The Crimson Twig (Level 10: 1/11)
So I've heard.
You wander for quite a while and eventually find an NPC Village. Do you enter?
"Looks like it's time for a lot of single-target damage."
Above the Boneyard, the Mainframe takes aim with a gun that, although seemingly tiny from this distance, actually has a barrel roughly as wide as Mars. And that's just where the shots come from!
Two stripes along each side of the gun glow a bright white, before the gun splits into four quarters. The same bright white glow then hurtles out of the gun in a constant stream, pulsing slightly as it flows through the nothingness of space. Everyone who can be bothered looks up, noticing that the beam sure is taking a while. That's the thing - it's actually moving at the speed of light. Because it IS light, in a strange way. The beam blasts into the middle of the Boneyard, centered on the Lich. The ground superheats into plasma, fractures, then fragments outwards like a broken vase, as does the rest of the planet.
"FRIENDLY FIRE IS TURNED OFF. THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY NONE OF YOU ARE DEAD."
"And also because that attack was flashy, like Sephiroth's destroying the sun attack, but not as strong as it looks, like Sephiroth's destroying the sun attack."
Having drained it's reserve battery of energy from firing off that large beam, the gun retracts back inside the Mainframe, huge armored plates quickly sliding into place over where it was. Yes, some of my wave motion guns are powered by BATTERIES. Extremely large ones, granted, but batteries nonetheless.
I give the owl the entirety of the United Lols of Roflica military to guard it.
> Boneyard Action
I pull out the Remington 420, the Spadinner Blaster and the Origin Wands.
I begin by creating a vortex of standard bullets around the Lich with the Origin Wands. Next, I pull out the Remington 420 and pump pure, unadulterated meme bullets into the vortex, giving the vortex a Meme aspect! Next up is the Spadinner Blaster! I blast pure, unmodified, uncontaminated Spadinner into the vortex, giving it a Spadinner aspect! The two aspects combine to form a Meme Replacement YTP Vortex! A screen appears that plays the cream of the crap of YTP: unfunny, done-to-death meme replacement YTPs! The cry of overused jokes can be heard from a mile away as the Lich's mental capacities are completely wiped and replaced with meme replacements until all he can hear is "Dinner", "NO", "Mah boi", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR", and various other overused and unoriginal memes, crippling his ability to be original!
The vortex shrinks until the bullets close in on the Lich and the Lich is pierced by thousands of meme replacement YTP bullets!
I create a bunch of colored Miniature Suns. Let's see...Blue, Yellow, Green, Red, Purple, Orange, Black, and White. I then craft a Miniature Sun Bomb, which exploits the explodiness of Spiral Suns by launching them all together simultaneously on detonation. I then detonate it right in front of Scratch's head, and slap some red glasses on Split so he sees it as a massive burst of Red Sun power, which empowers him.
Following that, I preview/Originwand Miniature Green Sun && Gun, etc. (All the Sun colors mentioned above).
I then appearificate either the Godmodder out of the tuba, or the tuba off of the Godmodder.
You create a set of colored suns and chuck the Miniature Sun Bomb at Scratch! Scratch quickly takes out an array of solar panels and absorbs all the energy from the suns, rendering them null!
Miniature ____ Sun && Gun = ____ Sun Streetsweeper
Right as you are about to appearificate the Godmodder out, the tuba teleports away and you cannot see it. You have no idea where its co-ordinates are as a result. And how'd you know where its co-ordinates were in the first place anyway? F3?
Oops... did I say Split? I meant Scratch. I scrape the grenade back together and throw it at Scratch instead.
I grab a nearby skull and use the Staff of Ysera to play pool- er, snooker with it and shoot it into the Lich.
Messages to other players:
@Pricey: why do you constantly talk as other characters? It doesn't really affect the actual game, but its terrible RP manners. Never say what other character do, because that's not your choice. I hope you aren't thinking of doing that with other people's characters, because that will cross the line.
@Ereyle: I feel like everyone thinks their content sucks. You can't plan for everything, and so when something goes wrong, you think the entire sidequest is a failure. I felt like I failed with my sidequest because I didn't plan for people trying to exploit the entity creation system, so I had to wing it. (not like I could blame them for exploiting the system when I encouraged it)
Command: Copy short term memory from... uh... Twin to capitalize on the stupid editor.
SPECTRA'S CHESTPLATE: A chestplate forged from dyed covenite, a special version of covenite that constantly changes colors and produces large amounts of light. It is rumored to never be the same color twice. It produces large amounts of color energy that can be used in attacks and provide good defense.
STRAWBERRY SPRINKLES ICE CREAM: Look at this. It's delicious. That's all you need to know.
POTION OF SCRATCH II: A more powerful version of the Potion of Scratch which allows the user to either stop time, slow down time, or speed up time for a bit.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SKIP IT!
However Pricey Gained his Evil Power from Scratch
Evil Pricey: Hehehe I am Going to Smash Lich into pieces and the Ancestral Bone FEAR ME! I HAVE THE CUEBALL!
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Generated the Power of Evil after i found the Cueball and i Shatter Lich + 30 Evil Points
(Village Pillage Arc) My Zombie Punches the Iron Golem
(Void Arc) I am pushing power to the limits the Everyman, even more to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and I am Using the Broken Spiral Sun to Raise Split's Affinity I Heal the Owl Effigy and Split and i Absorbed the Power of the Uberclone to make me more EVIL! +20 Evil Points
(Others) N/A
[NEW!] Pricey's Power of Good and Evil Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Good Points 50
Evil Points 100
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 29/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 30/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
Item Get!
Mega Flare Bomb
Description: This Bomb is from the sign of Bahamut from Final Fantasy and it was Used to Blow up the Gunpowder Castle but it was used to Damage Enemies instead
Usage: Throws a Bomb to the Enemy for up to 25000 Damage
Creating the ??? Guitar && Magic Axe 4/7
Total Damage so Far: 102250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED TALKING AS OTHER CHARACTERS AND ACTING FOR OTHER CHARACTERS.
The cueball...?
+1% Affinity!
I see no use for the alignment system other than to further your own storyline. Normally I'm all for storylines, but yours is blatantly interfering with other characters and you're USING other characters, characters I have control of, to do it. So it's not going through.
She then alchemizes Nanogel Rifle & Scranton Reality Cannon & Nanobattery Pack & Science Cannister & Name Tag = Scranton Science Gun.
SCRANTON SCIENCE GUN: A gun that shoots reality-stabilizing beams of energy. Deals damage to reality-breaking or reality-warping entities. The Science Textbook also allows one to deal damage to an enemy if one points out scientific inaccuracies. Basically the Physics/Science/Logic/Reality Cannon in personal weapon form.
Lothyra then Origin Wands up some Red Sun plasma, and raises Split's affinity with it. She then examines the code for an Antimatter Nuke Station.
==The Boneyard==
Bender?
Yeah?
Do you know what time it is?
Adventure Time?
No, it's COMBO TIME!
Lothyra and Bender then do an epic combo attack on the Lich. First Bender splashes the Critmist II potion on him and Lothyra while she ubercharges the Lich in a harmful way with Universal Power. Bender then riflewhips (a pistolwhip, but with a rifle instead of a pistol) the Lich before shooting it with Bender's Gun while Lothyra launches an Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station. However, that is the last Antimatter Nuke Station left, so she'll have to alchemize a new one. Fortunately, she has the code. Bender then swaps his weapon out for iQuantimak and goes to town on the Lich while Lothyra blasts it with the Heavy Light set to "Blast." Finally, Bender gathers sacred items while Lothyra uses Existence Now on the Lich.
==Computer Terminal==
Lothyra types "Check inventory." into the terminal
==Limbo==
Lothyra' shadow looks around for anything Futurama related. If that doesn't work, she goes back to the Spike and interacts with it again.
SCRANTON REALITY CANNON: A cylindrical bronze device that is based off of Scranton tech. It uses a built-in superlaser to repair and nullify events that would cause damage to reality. It then stores the chaotic power of said events and fires them at enemies. Since said power will damage reality, the Cannon can store that power and use it in another attack, thereby having potentially infinite attack power.
The entire combo deals 150,000 damage to the Lich!
+2 to all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => EXISTENCE NOW
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 7 Weasel Snot.
75,000 damage to the Lich!
You find what looks like the ghost of a dog after a bit, but nothing else.
> Check inventory.
You check your INVENTORY. You have an IRON HELMET, a STONE SWORD, a BOW with 26 ARROWS, 14 TORCHES, some FLINT AND STEEL, a MAP, three BOOKS, a COMPASS, a CLOCK, a DIAMOND, and a BLACK KEY that you have possessed for a very long time.
During the history of the Fighting History some Illegal groups of Hackers Destroyed the Modding Restrictions Making the Lucky Blocks Rain into the Battlefield and Other Mods are Rising into Godcraft and Alpha and Omega Cannot Stop the Mods due to the Permanently Broken Mod Restrictions and all of them are Angry and they send in some Neo Pro Godmodders to Attack the AG Forces until they send in some Neo Anti Godmodders to Stop it from happening and they took Revenge of Godlandia Godnova and Godover but Nobody escapes Alive and Alpha Pressed the Observal Nuclear Bomb to Ruin the Battlefield again and somethings lurking below the 3 Lands
/storynull
I have no clue what you're trying to say here, but I think it's interfering with a lot of story stuff and that's not okay with me.
My Action: I run out of ideas for attacks, so I interrogate the Lich via torture until he gives me an actual attack idea. I then use that attack idea on the Lich.
SCP Foundation Action: As the 5 random SCPs did not occur, more chaos results and now 10 random SCPs affect the battlefield at the end of the round. The actual Foundation personnel place an MTF force in between the Owl Pendant and Doc Scratch.
EXOS Action: EXOS uses transdimensional lightning to boost Split's affinity.
SCP-503 Action: SCP-503 realizes that he is pointing a gun at the godmodder (who on the server doesnt know who the godmodder is?), and pulls the trigger immediately without giving the godmodder a chance to defend himself. He then continues to fire until the godmodder is a bloody mess on the wall (or floor, or whatever is in this area).
SCP-2317 Battle: {REDACTED}
Dr. Clef Note: Holy crap! this monster now has 3 of the most dangerous SCP objects, namely 682, 076-2, and 176 mind-controlled and supporting it? Well, this world is now officially screwed.
The Lich loves torture! He is unfazed!
Whoops. Ten is a bit much, so I'll make it be five.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SKIP IT!
The Good Spirits tries to Power up Pricey...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I used the Holy Genesis at the Lich because i know how to Exploit his Weakness and the Good Spirits Finally Powers me up +30 Good Points
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am Delivering the Everyman, So much that i can nearly never Attack to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and I Blessed the Red Sun to Raise Split's Affinity +20 Good Points and I Heal the Owl Effigy and Split and i Spend some Power of Good and Evil to Create the Barriers to Protect Fail Mage and Owl Effigy and i Voted the Fail Mage but he's Working on a Better Spell... -30 Good Points -30 Evil Points
(Others) I Aided Crusher's Charge [REDACTED] by 1 Reaching to 23/50
Pricey's Power of Good and Evil Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Good Points 70
Evil Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 30/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 31/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
I Forgot the Description for Super Smash Ball so let's do it now
Super Smash Ball
Description: This is a Super Rare Smash ball which Appears Once to 5 times Depending how long is this fight is If it's Very long There will be more than 5 S.Smash Balls however this is a 710th Super Smash Ball for this Armored Child and Most of the Super Smash Balls are Destroyed for the Power against PGs or AGs or Charging the Impetus Comb or Such.
Usage: Can be used for Powering up the Combo Raves Charging up the Impetus Combs and maybe using for Crafting but Cannot use on Command Operandi because it us Useless for this What a Waste of a Ultra Rare Item >_<
Rarity: Ultra Rare (Close to Epic)
This will be Also part of Alchemising or Crafting stuff
Usage: Throws a Bomb to the Enemy for up to 25000 Damage
Creating the Magic Guitaxe? Guitar && Magic Axe 5/7
Total Damage so Far: 102250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I guard the owl effigy with the bulletesseract
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 2/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 2/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 2/?
Well, since my attack didn't get counted thanks to the Comb Rave, I redo it, but with all the stuff that involved skeletons replaced with stuff involving liches!
Part 4: Jungle: They pick up the quest at the jungle of Space Invaders. Yep, straight out of the old arcade machine! The skeletons, being really old, are all pros at that game, and so they're ready to fight! But then they realize they don't have a tank that shoots lasers. Or extra lives. Or cover to hide behind. and that the Invaders shoot and move at 100x speed. They must still win anyway to proceed.
Part 5: Fortress: They must attack a fortress of wolves-the skeleton's worst nightmare! The wolves are triple the size of normal minecraft wolves, ten times as vicious, and they have noses that can smell a skeleton from 10,000 blocks away. The skeletons must fight and win, or at least neutralize, all the wolves, who happen to be invincible. And there are 100,000 of them, and they're EXTRA angry for all being confined to the fortress! And if they try to go around the fortress, Infinity-strength sunlight hits them and they catch fire.
Part 6: Volcano: They have to scale a volcano. The volcano is sentient, and loves erupting on unsuspecting(or suspecting, it doesn't really care) passer-by. It also really, really hates skeletons. And it EXTRA hates skeleton officials. And it happened to have eaten Mexican last night, and is ready for an EXTRA vicious eruption! The end of the map points to the very top point of the volcano.
Part 7: Leap of Faith: Remember, it's all a practical joke! When they get to the very tip of the rim, and see no chest, they conclude the only way forward is to jump in, which they do. After the volcano erupts one last time. I fly over to see what happened to them, and end up having to look away at the brutality. It's clear they're in no condition to return to me for the real map (it's a pity, I had a whole return trip planned!), so I decide to just pass the torch to the next group of mooks I find.
I set up with the Miniature Red Sun. Several of my various magical computers form a shell around it, sucking away a tiny bit of plasma and then dropping the original Sun back into my inventory. The plasma remnant has magic and fuel fed into it, slowly growing it into a massive (compared to its old size) sun. The entire thing is channeled into a beam and fired at Split, boosting his affinity.
I then pull out the Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords, the best pasta spoon in existence, and chain-cast Entangling Noodles and Noodles of Fire, wrapping the Owl Effigy in a shell of spicy pasta that I follow up with a Cannelloni Cocoon, covering the whole thing. If something seems to work, keep going with it. Especially if creativity is rewarded like the Narrative does here.
Finally, I pull out the Tome of Tropes and invoke first Finger Gun, pointing my hand at the King, and then This Banana is Armed, as my seemingly ineffectual hand-in-the-shape-of-a-gun actually manages to fire bullets. Bullets made of blessed silver and bathed in holy water, with glowstone sprinkled over the top, and the whole thing filled with an explosive that ignites on impact. The sheer craziness, as well as the holy bullets, deal massive damage to the Lich.
+2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 40/50 (+1 from Erelye)
The Soul. But where is the Starveling Cat? There it is. It latches onto you and does... something. Your soul is ripped out of your body. You cannot see what it does next, but it brings your soul back later, with an indefinable strangeness on it.
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 1.*
Eh, a Line Cutter Katana is more precise, but hey, Ellorium should have the same effect by adding a 1.25x damage multiplier on Sword attacks. Please leave your comments, Twin.
Come on, Lich! Do your worst!
I launch 3 shots at the Lich with my grenade launcher. The first is a generic shot, followed by a shot that bounces it into the air, and the last shot knocks it backwards while it's on its way down.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
But it's made out of Ellorium; therefore, Ellorium Katana. Also I don't see how it has a damage multiplier but whatever.
Crystal looks up. Then he cranes his neck a bit. Finally he just resorts to typing something on an invisible keyboard. You think you can make out a bit of what he's typing- S-c-k-r-... He hits enter, then looks up and down a bit, until... "Alright! I alchemize the code OHG1OHGK." Okay...?
I pull out a Mana Blaster from the Botania mod, equip it with a Damage Lens, pull out a Creative Mana Tablet and slot it into the Blaster, and then modify the Blaster a little so there is no interval between 1 firing and the next- i.e. a fully automatic blaster. I fire a salvo at the Lich, then store the Blaster away for later.
Time for more Botania. I pull out the Miniature Red Sun, build a field of dirt in the Void, and plant some Dayblooms on it. I deploy the Sun above the field and the Dayblooms capture the Sun's energy, producing red-tinted liquid mana that I funnel into a Mana Pool before building an array of Mana Spreaders to channel the energy into Split.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 41/50
The Soul. But where is the Starveling Cat? There it is. It latches onto you and does... something. Your soul is ripped out of your body. You cannot see what it does next, but it brings your soul back later, with an indefinable strangeness on it.
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 2.*
23/49
MAGE'S RESERVEFRAME: A battleframe composed entirely of nanobots filled with vast amounts of magical power. It can be worn by a user, who can modify the nanobots' shape at will, as well as unleash the magic within.
XSTANTHEMANX, if he has not done so already, will check his inventory for all items he may possess. If he does, he will equip any items of importance if he hasn't already. If he has done both of these things, he will leave the room.
Hoo boy. I remind myself of the Orbs I possess, the Orb of Sanity and the Orb of Calm. He's doing something stupid, but I doubt anyone should stop him. It might not stick. It keeps happening.
I politely ask Erelye for the Runic Shielding if no-one else has claimed it.
I then hear a ping! It's a lovely ping, and it means I have a good surprise! I quickly take out a device that I was making this whole time. It appears to be a cube with 1x1x1 centimeter dimensions, with a red button on top. I press the button, and it flies up, into a spatial hole I just made right now. It lands just below Split's left arm. It immediately expands into a (non-arm replacing) red gauntlet, crackling of crimson energies-The Scarlet Inferno! I'd invite you all to take a guess as to what the energies are, but I don't want to make this fail so I'll say it: Red Sun energies! But, to be a bit more precise, the gauntlet serves as a direct tap into the Red Sun itself from the inside of the gauntlet, and is basically a hole in space straight to it-on the interior, anyways! It is also immune to being teleported away from the wielder. I really couldn't get it as close as I wanted to, but it will work. In other words, while Split wears the Scarlet Inferno, he will automatically gain a small percentage of Red Sun Affinity every turn without having to do anything! Of course, this still will not take over helping his affinity, merely supplement it.
With that done, I proceed to generate a massive Torus. Yes. I use it and throw it in the path of the Owl Effigy. I'm a bit pressed for time.
Split equips the Scarlet Inferno! He will now counteract some of Scratch's Affinity gaining every post!
Massive Torus added!
You obtain some Runic Shielding!
> Equip items of importance.
You equip your IRON HELMET and your IRON SWORD. That should do. Everything else stays put.
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (4/6)
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame (2/???)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Examine surroundings.
It is official. As Generic wanted others to have it, Amp and Tazz get the Runic Shielding. Use it well.
I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet, boosting what will presumably be all of my attacks for the remainder of this turn, considering I utilize magic in one form or another almost exclusively.
I suddenly decide it might be wise to give Split some Affinity. This is going to get continually more difficult otherwise. Thusly, I draw Scratch's Lament, wielding the ebony cue in a particularly esoteric fashion. Well, if you are not a mage, that is. I channel the energies of the Green Sun, utilizing Scratch's Lament. Green energy flows forth from the tip of the ebony cue in prodigious amounts, congregating in spherical shapes within the Void. I continue to bring into being more green plasma, seeing as it appears to be detrimental to Affinity of the opposite type. Eventually, the green plasma reaches a concentration value and density exceeding by far that of a neutron star. This would not normally be very impressive, considering their diameter. However, I stated density specifically. Thusly, the energy could be over twice as great as the odd yellow star you humans designate as yours. Whatever that means, seeing as one cannot own a star. They likely mean they are the dominant inhabitants of the only planet capable of sustaining life in their solar system, and that they therefore own the right to claim the star as theirs, which is acceptable, I suppose. Anyhow, the green energy now sustains a diameter exceeding by far that of a neutron star, though equalling its density in full. Before the miniature star spreads its energy out excessively, I manipulate Scratch's Lament. Immediately, the sphere glows red, before vaporizing itself in a burst of energy. Slowly, a pinpoint of red light appears where the green sphere once was, radiating red light with an intensity capable of causing blindness if stared at for a period of time beyond that of thirty seconds. I see no reason why you would look at it for thirty seconds, but I digress. Suddenly, everybody's vision is obscured. All that can be seen is red. The burning aftereffects of this occurrence slowly subside over a period of nineteen minutes. However, I do not wait to act. Instead, I utilize Scratch's Lament once more. The red light forms once more into red plasma, and accelerates rapidly in the general direction of Split. Just before it strikes him, the plasma forms a pulsating red sphere around Split. The pure, unadulterated energy of the Red Sun seeps into reality itself from such a distance, fueling Split's Affinity. The red plasma instantaneously surges inward, collapsing into Split in its entirety, disappearing. I de-equip Scratch's Lament. I no longer need to presume polarization spells are particularly ineffective in dealing with the power sources of First Guardians. It is an evident fact now.
I promptly draw the Hazel Wand. Being preoccupied with Affinity is no reason to cease attack, even if it is an effective excuse. I will not accept an excuse for such a thing. It is not impossible to utilize some sort of Battle Technique or Combat Operandi in this instance if one is preoccupied with Affinity. Anyhow, I wave the Hazel Wand in a particularly clandestine manner, muttering under my breath. Amethyst energy glows around the wand. It is glowing, of course, because it is consuming all of the light within its vicinity, further reducing the chance that the Lich might make a counterattack. The dimming of the light around me will not prove to be excessively detrimental, I assure you. Sight does not matter if I know where everything is. Knowledge is certainly a step above perception, by complexity, at the very least. The amethyst energy vibrates and pulsates around the Hazel Wand as elder sorceries slowly tear the fabric of reality to shreds around it. I continue to mutter under my breath, saying something completely and utterly incomprehensible. To those who cannot understand it, that is. Not very many people can comprehend any of the innumerable eldritch tongues, and fewer still can actually speak them. My muttering does not actually become comprehensible in any way whatsoever to those with anything below the highest levels of hearing. But, I digress. Nothing occurs for several moments. Suddenly, an amethyst aura surrounds both the Lich and myself. It appears to be highly detrimental to the health of the Lich, if the wild undulations and subsequent impalement via tendrils of amethyst energy mean anything. I wave the Hazel Wand. A spell of pure shadow, in comparison with the amethyst background, erupts from the tip of the wand, streaking towards the Lich before me at alarming speeds. Time seems to slow down, though, in reality, it takes less than a second for the spell to reach the Lich. That slowing of time could be attributed to the Lich's perception being distorted by the geometries of the spell itself. Another reason knowledge is above perception, but I digress. I don't think I should end up being a knowledge elitist. Perception is on the same level as knowledge, in actuality. They both have strengths and weaknesses. It just seems as if knowledge might be better in this endeavor. The bolt strikes the Lich, still being aggressed by my aura. Ink splatters over the Lich's form. Long, smooth, black, oily tentacles instantaneously burst out of the fabric of spacetime around the Lich, before diving in. And, by the fabric of spacetime, I mean the Lich itself. The tentacles methodically dissect the Lich with horrifying swiftness, my aura devouring the Lich all the while. Eldritch magics sear the mind of the Lich, slowly converting it into a shambling husk. I flick the Hazel Wand once more, still within the aura (as is the Lich, who is currently being dissected by both the aura and the tentacles). The curse that emanates from it has no form. However, it is still clearly perceptible. The actual force of the blast itself seems to draw the attention. Time seems to bend around it as it passes, causing the hair of any within a fifty meter vicinity (save those entrapped within the aura) to stand on end for several minutes on end. The spells collides with the Lich, and it immediately suffers the adverse effects. The Lich goes careening into a wall, still linked to my aura, trailing the stuff as it collides with the wall. A resonating sound akin to that of a gong echoes throughout the arena. I can assure you, that was a lesser form of the spell I could have used. I flick the Hazel Wand once more, and the link is broken. The remaining fragments of the amethyst aura around the Lich explode violently, taking out parts of the undead creature in an optimistic situation. This is no optimistic situation, nor am I an optimist, but I digress. I stare at the Lich for several moments. The aura around the Hazel Wand pulsates relatively slowly, but with wild abandon as I fire several immobilization curses into the Lich.
However, I am not done. I use the Spare Tentacle on the Lich's crumpled form as well. Afterwards, I promptly cast Woegothics on the Lich, before carefully placing the Hazel Wand away.
I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Liquified Agonized Soul (1/???). May as well.
+14% Affinity!
95,000 damage to the Lich!
The Spare Tentacle Constricts the Lich, stunning it!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the owl effigy with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 3/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 3/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 3/?
+2 to generic
Limbo: I ask the council who the person who escaped without godmodding was
+11,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
The Head Councilman stares at you. I have no idea what you're talking about.
I give Split an entire red binary system model, with every planet being a copy of the Red Sun and two Red Suns being the binary stars.
> Boneyard Action
Alright, this effectively has 400,000 HP, so I'm not going to all-in on it.
The United Lols of Roflica invade the Boneyard and do battle with the Communist Linux Penguin Army! While all this is going on, I use the Linguistic Uniter to create a translation terminal, allowing the ULR and the CLPA to temporarily unite and take on the Lich! In fact, every faction on Earth 2 is now uniting and taking on the Lich! Vsaucewinner's Plescia: Storm appears from the future and fires its Particle Uplink Cannons at the Lich before deploying Grenade Lawn Chairs! The entire army of the United Federation of Pi appears and blasts pi at the Lich! AT88TV, leader of Great Loltain, summons his EAS Tones and deploys them at the Lich! I join in with the Snipealarmer, sniping the Lich's head when the armies clear! The United Lols of Roflica Military appears and deploys Roflcopter Squad! Chainsaw jumps at the Lich with a chainsaw in his hands, slicing the Lich up! The Republic of Minecraft, which is again completely different from the game this is all set in, sends all its troops and decimates the Lich with a Proton Collider Cannon! And so on, with every faction joining in!
I pull out all the (color) Miniature Suns && Gun and stick them together. I then add a focussing device so that the blasts will converge where I'm aiming and shoot up the Lich.
I then deploy another Mini-Sun Bomb and captcharoid the resulting Miniature Sun.
Following this, I start smooshing Red Suns together and give them to Split before they can explode, at which point he can use them.
You can't just Origin Wand up a NEW alchemy whenever you feel like it! You have to actually make it first!
I take out Artery's Octet and toss it at the Lich.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 21/50
Rafflesia 5/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 18/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 1/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 8/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Sparkling Octet)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-34, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-23. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
5-1-1-7-7-7-2-3
A leprechaun appears and has him arm cut off, the blood of which spewing forth and spraying itself on the ground around the Lich! It turns into evil clovers of blood and aggresses the Lich, dealing 40,000 damage!
I'm on break in another state, so I won't be posting on a lot of days this week.
> Examine Strife Specibus.
> Examine Strife Specibus.
What the heck is a... Oh, yeah. A thing in the HOMESTUCKCRAFT PLUGIN. You haven't bothered to check it out, since you're not much a fan of the plugin's SUBJECT MATTER. You do have your IRON SWORD though, so you hold on to that.
@erelye: Okay, there's a whole bunch of problems with your claims to be horrible.
First: It isn't hiding the evidence if you're not hiding the evidence. Note what I said in there: Put a strikethrough on the old stuff that doesn't work, and put an EDIT note underneath the post as an explanation. This isn't hiding anything from readers, just replacing the old text with new stuff that is actually canon that 1. make the entirety of stuff MAKE MORE SENSE and 2. Makes things easier for twin when he goes through to do Trifecta. If Kalare is acting completely out of character for the first half because twin didn't have a better frame of reference, there will be no repairing that.
Second: That's the point of the edits. Take the events that you used in the sidequest, and then re-frame them a bit so that it makes more sense in context of what the story has become. I had an entire completely idiotic argument with Scratch in Scratch's Manor that to even take place would've required Eric to have knowledge of how the updates were taking place, which he did not. Other such idiocies were created, such as piono having his own inherent powers, which he canonically does not. That's what the edits are for. Clearing up inaccuracies so that they don't harm the canon.
And Finally: Whoa. Where did THIS come from. The argument over the runes was my fault. It came from me not being diligent with the mechanics of the rune markings and leaving them in the back of my mind instead of trying to iron them out like I should have been doing, but excuse me for trying to clear things up! I haven't been arguing here. I'm trying to point out that, no, you aren't horrible for making some mistakes with the grayhold sidequest! For heaven's sake, the idea of having character specific plots had barely been a thing for more than a month or so when you started that! The fact that Grayhold as it was still makes sense in context now is a miracle or amazing writing, just because you couldn't anticipate what you were going to come up with in the future doesn't mean that the sidequest was better off never having existed!
As for being the source of problems, I'd like to point out that the only reason why I don't bring up other people's storylines is because I don't freaking know what other people have planned. If I could know what other people had in mind for their chronology, I'd try to prevent tangles there too! With the argument over runes, I had the thing stop because it was obvious I had not clearly communicated how the runes worked and why Eric used them, and wanted to make sure that we both understood each other and mechanics and everything else. Excuse me for being a canon nazi. Its what I do. Its what I contribute to the entire. Freaking. Franchise.
I protect my ideas and plotline because I've tried to twist them into such a form that its conducive to other peoples' ideas, and will work to avoid snafus that would normally be the defining feature of a canon written by thirty, effing, people. And it has worked so far. It gave engie's existence legitimacy, gave net a reason to still be around even if HEX couldn't be, gave twin a way to explain how everything happened in the first place, and on and on and on! I'm proud of that creation that so many other people were able to use as both a life saver and a writing cornerstone, so excuse me if I'm a bit defensive of it!
And what in the name of Notch is up with this 'time limit'? The time limit to be finished by trial 5 comes around is because every single freaking plan that involves the IUPC, which, I might add, you are invested in as your main character is a part of it, hinges on being able to leave Godcraft before it blows up, and twin said, IN THREAD, that in order to do that we'd need to be gone by Trial 6, and I sort of want to give time for people to make decisions for their own characters in response to what the leaving is going to involve, which means a certain margin of time, hence, Trial 4. And in-universe, I'm just being in-character! Eric wouldn't be comfortable with the surroundings that he knows are extremely hostile, that may very well be a trap, and which he has no idea what he's looking for! If he finds something that acts as a lead beyond wandering around aimlessly, poof! In-game time limit disappears.
As for the Rule 0, I was trying to figure something out WITHOUT rule 0 violations. As I said earlier in this rant, from your response, I realize that you thought rune magic was doing something different than it actually does, and were trying to do something that would immediately spook Eric into leaving. I don't want to have my plot be significant above all others, so I tried to figure out something that would be in-character, wouldn't go directly against what you wanted, and wouldn't cause problems otherwise (and since we're apparently taking potshots at each other, I don't appreciate you trying to come up with a sidequest designed to make Eric look completely useless! I've noticed that you've been trying to throw things in my way that will require either a: A lengthy argument with you to get ironed out to both party's content, b: Astria to bail Eric out of what's going on, c: Require me to make Eric look like a Marty Stu, d: make Eric look like a coward by having him run away for no reason because I'm sick of the sidequest!) in terms of how my own stuff works, while still being able to do the sidequest you wanted, the way you wanted it too, because its high time I proved that I intend for the IUPC to be a plotline that multiple people get to contribute to!
Now, for the list of accusations:
I have argued with twin on a number of things, and apologized for all the ones that weren't legitimate. Extensively. AND use them as a showcase of "Do nots" for other people. I am aware that I've broken Rule 0 before, and I try to avoid it, hence my numerous, CALM, OOC discussions, where if twin demonstrates that he understands what I want, and still doesn't want it, I politely, and honestly, back down.
I have solved the only problem pertaining to the sidequest that I need to unless you keep trying to take potshots at me, as you pointed out the flaws in my implementation of the runes, and I have responded by trying to not do it anymore.
I am not ashamed of my old posts in the least. Shame is for people who don't want to try and make up for their mistakes, or think that they can't. I am neither lazy, nor self-pitying enough to do either. And so I go back and make the shift, leaving the old text there so that the twin updates still make sense, putting in the new text for twin and future readers so that the characterization is consistent, and the EDIT notes so that people know what on earth the edits are about.
I know exactly what happened. I changed not a single action, nor a single event. What I am changing is characterization. If I could change what I had done, I would do so, but not the posts themselves, but rather my early inability to figure out that maybe I wasn't as clever as I thought. If I could go back in time and prevent the headaches I caused twin, I would, but I think I'd leave the poor characterization, just so that people would know that things aren't perfect on the first go.
And mildly troubling? I could go into all sorts of different personal attacks on fishing for compliments because of your various posts about how horrible you supposedly are, ALL from you, if it weren't for the fact that I actually realize that you aren't whining, but for some bizarre reason actually think you aren't worth anything! Whoever instilled you with that idea needs to be slapped by the way, but if you're going to claim that you're a horrible person, you haven't got a dang thing on one of the few people in the community who's trying to juggle everything that happens. EVERYTHING! IN BOTH THREADS!
I don't care to go back and changed what occurred. I'm happy with events as they were.
I am living with it right now. Instead of complaining about how horrible my writing was back then instead of DOING something about it, I started working to make sure it didn't actually do any damage, and when someone else started angsting over their early installment weirdness, tried to give them some advice to help them out. Said person then decided that I needed a tongue-lashing.
I am using the editor as it was meant to be used. A tool. Something to fix mistakes with. Something to make sure nobody else has to worry about cleaning up MY mess. Its called 'repentance' and to continue to use your biblical language, its something that sinners are supposed to do to make up for what they've done wrong.
And most importantly, I did not target the one person whose been trying their hardest to help, just because that one person suggested the might be, heavens forbid, WRONG. Now I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've either had a very bad day, or a bunch of pent up stress, or whatever. But you, my friend, need to pick better targets. Shooting at someone with twice your own arsenal doesn't do you much good if they know they don't have anything else they need to be on the defensive for.
So stop with the pity party. Its unbecoming, its worsening your disposition, and its worsening mine. So either shut up about that old sidequest, or do something about it. Do, or do not, just. don't. whine. You broadcasted a problem, I tried to help, and you tried to chew me out for it.
I am going to stop ranting now, because I don't want anyone to get angrier than I currently am, nor do I want anyone's feelings to be hurt. So I'm going to get on to the game.
Also, tazz, I don't know why you've decided that I'm a horrible person, but taking every opportunity to jump on me is getting old. Fast.
Twin, I know not everyone will get to use their comb rave, but at least more people could. The dual rave idea would work better if more people had access to the comb raves. Also, shouldn't the fight against Scratch be getting easier, not harder? We've sort of disabled the Fez and two ancestral artifacts, but he keeps on hitting harder and harder.
Everyone, if anyone is feeling Henderson-y, I'm pretty sure that that construct with the first block is going to be summoning the Red Dragon. So, just a heads-up, if you feel like plot-derailment, that's the thing to target. I ain't going to though because twin doesn't appreciate that kind of thing, and I have better things to do than make twin mad.
5/11 for nailtimatum.
I give the exp bonus to everyone levels 7 8 and 9 again.
Boneyard: Christoff looks up at the Lich, then curses.
He runs under it, but rather than going for damage... goes for weakening the beast, allowing others to hit it harder and keeping it from hitting as hard by slicing off one of its legs.
Grayhold: Eric grabs the tablet, and if no new avenues of progression open up, heads back to the trapdoor that he and Astria entered the ink from, and go back into the previous room.
WIlson's Shop (Talist, are you going to have Wilson respond to my response, or are we dropping it until Eric gets back?)
Okay, Erelye. Piono. Stop arguing, both of you. I know I'm guilty of arguing over a lot of things on this thread, but trust me. This will literally contribute NOTHING to the game. Walls of text probably aren't going to completely reverse someone's stance on something, and this just takes up SPACE. It's a waste of energy and not worth the effort BOTH of you are spending.
So stop arguing and play the game.
Okay, the thing about Impetus Combs is this, Piono. The Combs are going to get progressively harder and harder to fill up, and the one thing that fills up Impetus Combs quickly and reliably is a lot of entities with a lot of HP. However, people have shown me time and time again that repeated "Kill the X" challenges aren't very fun, so the primary method of Rave production has become somewhat stagnated. Simply put, there aren't enough entities to fill all these Combs. I honestly don't think we have room for any more.
Disabling the FEZ is what's allowing you to target Scratch in the first place, and these Artifacts will all need to be taken out at once to do serious and immediate damage. Plus, their destruction isn't inhibiting Scratch's First Guardian powers, which is what Affinity relies on and is what boosts his attack power.
Everyone Level 7, 8, and 9 gains double XP for two turns!
Cutting off a body part deals damage most of the time, just as a heads-up. Regardless, the Lich takes the Skeleton ashes and forms them into a new leg!
Ere, I didn't play the sidequest, but frankly it is perfectly okay for characters to drift over time, and perfectly okay to look back and say "What WAS I doing?!" It is also okay to complain about it. Now, it's NOT okay to get into a fight about whether retconning it is better or not, and it's NOT okay to get into a bloody self-deprecation carnival (as opposed to a pity party) in reviewing and saying "What WAS I doing?!". So, Piono and Erelye, stop fighting about this!
If you REALLY must, take it to the Forge!
Agreed.
Scratch covers Split in Red Sun-block, negating his ability to interact with the Red Sun and raising his own Affinity by +40% Split's Scarlet Inferno destroys the Sun-block, raising his Affinity back up by +15%!
Scratch's hand rolls to the 12-Ball and soon, an army of Scratches appears! Scratch then conjures up a Teleporter Entrance near his army and a Teleporter Exit below the Owl Effigy, and every single Scratch telefrags the Owl Effigy, destroying all its shields and dealing 65,000 damage to the Effigy!
Scratch then kills Fail_Mage, knocks a letter off of Radd's HP, deals 10 damage to the Everyman, kills the Streamer's Army, and deals 50,000 damage to Fayther and Split!
Fail_Mage enters Kamikaze Mode after losing all his respawns and flips out! In one jump, he leaps to the Lich's arena and, his fist glowing with magical energy, caves the Lich's skull in, killing it! Scratch then severs Fail_Mage's connection with the code of Minecraft, permakilling him. Let's face it, it'll be OP if he can never die. The Lich's body crumples to the floor, his bones slowly disintegrating into green sparks that begin to form a fire around the arena. As the Lich disintegrates, all of you see a particularly shiny bone in one of his ribs...
One of you wrenches the bone out and sees that it is the Ancestral Bone itself, acting as the Lich's source of power! The entirety of the Lich disintegrates at once once the Bone is out, creating a column of fire that radiates heat across the arena! You throw the Bone into the fire, hearing it sizzle and crack. The fire turns a radiant blue as you all leave the arena, watching the resulting fireball decimate the place. You swear you can still hear the crowd's cheers... Scratch takes a chunk of damage due to the loss of one of the Artifacts!
XSTANTHEMANX stays put.
Everyone, I can't stress this enough! Make sure to create shields for the Owl Effigy and raise Split's Affinity! Don't just use one-line actions, either! Try to be creative so that your actions actually do something and don't do +1 Affinity or result in low-HP shields! Soon, the Owl Effigy will be destroyed, and Scratch's high damage is the result of Affinity going in his favor... Do something about it!
Hmm. I think we may need something... elaborate to help Split. Not just simple stuff.
She then embarks THE STELLAR LIFE CYCLE RECREATION PROJECT! This will recreate the life of a star, using some Red Sun Matter.
==Preparation==
Lothyra Origin Wands up a Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density. On the lowest end of the scale lies realistic-sized planets. It then progresses to the "Kerbal Space Program," "Homestuck," "Twilight Zone," "Super Mario Galaxy," "The Little Prince," and finally, <removed>
Normally I don't do these things...
She then turns the Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density up to <Removed> This means that a Miniature ____ Sun being affected by the Sliding Scale of Density will have the same mass as a high-mass star IRL. She also creates a Time Dilator.
To be continued in later posts.
Bender Origin Wands up a shell of Diamondium for the Owl Effigy. Lothyr then types ">Examine Iron Door" into the terminal (for the Ancestral Silk challenge).
EVERYMAN, HEAL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I then forcefeed him cookies until he does and give him priority in the next EoTB because hyper.
I then turn to the machine and inspect the bloody thing.
I then reveal that, like Roxy's appearificator, the appearificator I was using to appearificate the tuba is in fact locked on to the tuba, so I appearificate it again.
==Spiderp challenge==
>Go find and cut through the Silk.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
OK, Piono, you've brought up a bevy of good points, and I agree with several of them. I do not think you realize the problem, however. I'm going to continue the argument Erelye started, but in the Forge, as per net's level-headed request. However, before I even begin, a clarification: I do not think you are a bad person, not at all, merely that you make mistakes without realizing it. That's not at all anything to be insulted about nor be ashamed of. I will also issue an apology, right now for making you think to the contrary and my hot-headed nature in earlier dealings, and I will try to keep it civil.
/null. Yes, /null twice (technically thrice if you count that).
If combining a Red and Green Sun created an explosion, combining all of those suns is highly inadvisable. You don't do it.
The Godmodder is immovable and wedges the tuba in place, making it immovable as well!
The whole point is that I am leveraging that detonation as a weapon.
Appearificator, Twin. Appearificator. It doesn't NEED to move, its spatiotemporal coordinates are simply suddenly different.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/30/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Nether (of course!)
Minecraft:
SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
PSN:
ManiacMastR
Member Details
Maniac: I give Split some of my power. How do I do that? Well... listen, I've lost my creativity, okay! I'm just going to do stupid ONE LINERS from now on until I think of something cool.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the owl effigy with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 4/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 4/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to generic
Limbo: I ask the council for a list of everyone who escaped, and cross reference it against a list of godmodders
I mutter curses under my breath, then pull out the Railteration Infinidicegun and shoot the Eight Alterers into the Lich. I then build a Generic Fortress around the Obsidian Fortress.
Seeking to take out my anger productively, I take out a Miniature Green Sun, Miniature Red Sun, and a Spiral Sucker, then smash them all against the Godmodder's tubaprison in a horrible explosion which may or may not destroy the tuba. I then glimpse crystal preparing to take the Trickster train, sigh, and pull out the Anti-Goanna Turret. I then completely dismantle it, seeing as it's actually pretty rude to make a turret just to keep one person out of the game. I then decide to build a non-Turret turret filled to the brim with Orbs of Sanity, being slightly confused as to why anyone would even want to be Trickster. I mean I know I am, but that was related to a terrible set of dice and my own personal whims. Also, Twin, the Sucker's level 9.
My shadow stands around in Monolithium, wondering what all the rumbling is about.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 24/50
Rafflesia 6/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 19/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 2/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 9/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Sparkling Octet)
Preview (Gatekeeper's Scythe >o< Altar thing) as well as (Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-36, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-23. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (5/6)
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame = Crimson Twig (3/11)
Awkward Potion OOO Liquified Agonized Soul = Potion of Agony (2/2!)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
Net, you're really right. We should stop arguing. No, we are going to stop arguing. Twin certainly thinks so, as does Net, and they're both right, as is Talist. I apologize profusely to Twin, and everybody in general. I'm going to make my final statement. I'm done with this. I don't want to have to deal with constant arguments, and I do not wish to deal with this. Whatever the hell we were doing here didn't happen. Neither of us want to continue it, and there is no reason to. Evidently, your dragging of me into the vast majority of your IUPC-based plots was no justification whatsoever for me to do this. I'm done.
Actually, Talist, how many posts would you be willing to accept for some Convenite? Evidently, I need it for some portal magic, and I'm perfectly willing to trade even the most excessive amounts of +2-s for it. I mean, I understand if you don't want to make a trade, seeing as it is for my own selfish reasons, but I'd be willing to nonetheless.
I examine my brand new Potion of Agony.
I cast The Blot, keeping hold of the Blotspitter for a later point this turn.
~
My shadow enters the NPC Village, scrutinizing the inhabitants, every building, the insides of each building if possible, and anything of interest.
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Twin: The _____ Sun Streetsweeper projectiles will only intersect at the end of their trajectory. Some sort of shenanigans. I just really want to see what it would make, as for the mash-all-the-miniature-suns-together. Anywho, I preview Miniature Red Sun ++ Miniature Red Sun, and Miniature Red Sun ++ Miniature Green Sun ++ (etc.)
Also, end badly depends on your definition of bad. My definition of bad is currently "Not exploding the target."
I wonder how small the Suns would have to be to sustain a two-sun Spiral Sun, and so on down...
I then proceed to experiment for explosivity of decreasing Sun sizes and increasing sun numbers (from a distance). If I find a suitably grenade-sized variant of Suns that explodes, I create a supply of Multi-Sun Grenades, to go with Multi-Sun Bombs of varying sizes and degrees (but basically, miniature only, and 2 and 8 Sun variants). I also create copies of opposite-color Spiral Suns at their largest stable iteration, and a copy of the largest stable 8-Sun conglomerate. I inspect all of those.
I then take out the OP Blaster (Consider that a nametag, if you want - also, it's the Primary, Secondary, and Black and White Sun Streetsweepers all hooked up to one central firing column that makes the beams travel to the target point without interacting along the way, until violent interaction at the target, if I need to point this out) and shoot it at a dummy to see what happens.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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I create a disposable shield-bubble for the Effigy!
I use one of my huge Panuniversal Transponders to create a link directly from Split to the Red Sun in an action that could be described much better, but I don't have the time at the time of posting!
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Gutza1!
{I apologize for the comparative crudeness and lackluster nature of my posts currently, but I am simply unwilling to deal with the editor as it is.}
Bow && Aqueous ununoctium ions with a 118+ charge, which is theoretically a stronger acid than fluoroantimonic acid && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver?? (1/THIS WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP)
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl, using the Origin Wands to create a wall of solid stone. I then use Mental Element to replace random parts of the stone with random stable elements and minerals, creating a Fibonacci spiral.
> Split Action
I give Split 20,000 red sun diamonds that channel the power of the Red Sun into him.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the owl effigy with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 3/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 3/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 3/?
+2 to generic
Limbo: I ask the council who the person who escaped without godmodding was
> Alchemies
Bow && Ebola Syringe && Bengali Code Chart = ??? (3/?)
The clockwork word machine from Clockwords (it doesn't have a name as far as I know) && M16A4 rifle = ??? (3/?)
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Malayalam Code Chart = ??? (3/?)
> Owl Action
I heal the Owl with the Black Hand again.
> Split Action
I give Split an entire red binary system model, with every planet being a copy of the Red Sun and two Red Suns being the binary stars.
> Boneyard Action
Alright, this effectively has 400,000 HP, so I'm not going to all-in on it.
The United Lols of Roflica invade the Boneyard and do battle with the Communist Linux Penguin Army! While all this is going on, I use the Linguistic Uniter to create a translation terminal, allowing the ULR and the CLPA to temporarily unite and take on the Lich! In fact, every faction on Earth 2 is now uniting and taking on the Lich! Vsaucewinner's Plescia: Storm appears from the future and fires its Particle Uplink Cannons at the Lich before deploying Grenade Lawn Chairs! The entire army of the United Federation of Pi appears and blasts pi at the Lich! AT88TV, leader of Great Loltain, summons his EAS Tones and deploys them at the Lich! I join in with the Snipealarmer, sniping the Lich's head when the armies clear! The United Lols of Roflica Military appears and deploys Roflcopter Squad! Chainsaw jumps at the Lich with a chainsaw in his hands, slicing the Lich up! The Republic of Minecraft, which is again completely different from the game this is all set in, sends all its troops and decimates the Lich with a Proton Collider Cannon! And so on, with every faction joining in!
I pull out all the (color) Miniature Suns && Gun and stick them together. I then add a focussing device so that the blasts will converge where I'm aiming and shoot up the Lich.
I then deploy another Mini-Sun Bomb and captcharoid the resulting Miniature Sun.
Following this, I start smooshing Red Suns together and give them to Split before they can explode, at which point he can use them.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I take out Artery's Octet and toss it at the Lich.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 21/50
Rafflesia 5/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 18/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 1/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 8/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Sparkling Octet)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-34, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-23. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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I'm on break in another state, so I won't be posting on a lot of days this week.
> Examine Strife Specibus.
Oh no
@erelye: Okay, there's a whole bunch of problems with your claims to be horrible.
First: It isn't hiding the evidence if you're not hiding the evidence. Note what I said in there: Put a strikethrough on the old stuff that doesn't work, and put an EDIT note underneath the post as an explanation. This isn't hiding anything from readers, just replacing the old text with new stuff that is actually canon that 1. make the entirety of stuff MAKE MORE SENSE and 2. Makes things easier for twin when he goes through to do Trifecta. If Kalare is acting completely out of character for the first half because twin didn't have a better frame of reference, there will be no repairing that.
Second: That's the point of the edits. Take the events that you used in the sidequest, and then re-frame them a bit so that it makes more sense in context of what the story has become. I had an entire completely idiotic argument with Scratch in Scratch's Manor that to even take place would've required Eric to have knowledge of how the updates were taking place, which he did not. Other such idiocies were created, such as piono having his own inherent powers, which he canonically does not. That's what the edits are for. Clearing up inaccuracies so that they don't harm the canon.
And Finally: Whoa. Where did THIS come from. The argument over the runes was my fault. It came from me not being diligent with the mechanics of the rune markings and leaving them in the back of my mind instead of trying to iron them out like I should have been doing, but excuse me for trying to clear things up! I haven't been arguing here. I'm trying to point out that, no, you aren't horrible for making some mistakes with the grayhold sidequest! For heaven's sake, the idea of having character specific plots had barely been a thing for more than a month or so when you started that! The fact that Grayhold as it was still makes sense in context now is a miracle or amazing writing, just because you couldn't anticipate what you were going to come up with in the future doesn't mean that the sidequest was better off never having existed!
As for being the source of problems, I'd like to point out that the only reason why I don't bring up other people's storylines is because I don't freaking know what other people have planned. If I could know what other people had in mind for their chronology, I'd try to prevent tangles there too! With the argument over runes, I had the thing stop because it was obvious I had not clearly communicated how the runes worked and why Eric used them, and wanted to make sure that we both understood each other and mechanics and everything else. Excuse me for being a canon nazi. Its what I do. Its what I contribute to the entire. Freaking. Franchise.
I protect my ideas and plotline because I've tried to twist them into such a form that its conducive to other peoples' ideas, and will work to avoid snafus that would normally be the defining feature of a canon written by thirty, effing, people. And it has worked so far. It gave engie's existence legitimacy, gave net a reason to still be around even if HEX couldn't be, gave twin a way to explain how everything happened in the first place, and on and on and on! I'm proud of that creation that so many other people were able to use as both a life saver and a writing cornerstone, so excuse me if I'm a bit defensive of it!
And what in the name of Notch is up with this 'time limit'? The time limit to be finished by trial 5 comes around is because every single freaking plan that involves the IUPC, which, I might add, you are invested in as your main character is a part of it, hinges on being able to leave Godcraft before it blows up, and twin said, IN THREAD, that in order to do that we'd need to be gone by Trial 6, and I sort of want to give time for people to make decisions for their own characters in response to what the leaving is going to involve, which means a certain margin of time, hence, Trial 4. And in-universe, I'm just being in-character! Eric wouldn't be comfortable with the surroundings that he knows are extremely hostile, that may very well be a trap, and which he has no idea what he's looking for! If he finds something that acts as a lead beyond wandering around aimlessly, poof! In-game time limit disappears.
As for the Rule 0, I was trying to figure something out WITHOUT rule 0 violations. As I said earlier in this rant, from your response, I realize that you thought rune magic was doing something different than it actually does, and were trying to do something that would immediately spook Eric into leaving. I don't want to have my plot be significant above all others, so I tried to figure out something that would be in-character, wouldn't go directly against what you wanted, and wouldn't cause problems otherwise (and since we're apparently taking potshots at each other, I don't appreciate you trying to come up with a sidequest designed to make Eric look completely useless! I've noticed that you've been trying to throw things in my way that will require either a: A lengthy argument with you to get ironed out to both party's content, b: Astria to bail Eric out of what's going on, c: Require me to make Eric look like a Marty Stu, d: make Eric look like a coward by having him run away for no reason because I'm sick of the sidequest!) in terms of how my own stuff works, while still being able to do the sidequest you wanted, the way you wanted it too, because its high time I proved that I intend for the IUPC to be a plotline that multiple people get to contribute to!
Now, for the list of accusations:
I have argued with twin on a number of things, and apologized for all the ones that weren't legitimate. Extensively. AND use them as a showcase of "Do nots" for other people. I am aware that I've broken Rule 0 before, and I try to avoid it, hence my numerous, CALM, OOC discussions, where if twin demonstrates that he understands what I want, and still doesn't want it, I politely, and honestly, back down.
I have solved the only problem pertaining to the sidequest that I need to unless you keep trying to take potshots at me, as you pointed out the flaws in my implementation of the runes, and I have responded by trying to not do it anymore.
I am not ashamed of my old posts in the least. Shame is for people who don't want to try and make up for their mistakes, or think that they can't. I am neither lazy, nor self-pitying enough to do either. And so I go back and make the shift, leaving the old text there so that the twin updates still make sense, putting in the new text for twin and future readers so that the characterization is consistent, and the EDIT notes so that people know what on earth the edits are about.
I know exactly what happened. I changed not a single action, nor a single event. What I am changing is characterization. If I could change what I had done, I would do so, but not the posts themselves, but rather my early inability to figure out that maybe I wasn't as clever as I thought. If I could go back in time and prevent the headaches I caused twin, I would, but I think I'd leave the poor characterization, just so that people would know that things aren't perfect on the first go.
And mildly troubling? I could go into all sorts of different personal attacks on fishing for compliments because of your various posts about how horrible you supposedly are, ALL from you, if it weren't for the fact that I actually realize that you aren't whining, but for some bizarre reason actually think you aren't worth anything! Whoever instilled you with that idea needs to be slapped by the way, but if you're going to claim that you're a horrible person, you haven't got a dang thing on one of the few people in the community who's trying to juggle everything that happens. EVERYTHING! IN BOTH THREADS!
I don't care to go back and changed what occurred. I'm happy with events as they were.
I am living with it right now. Instead of complaining about how horrible my writing was back then instead of DOING something about it, I started working to make sure it didn't actually do any damage, and when someone else started angsting over their early installment weirdness, tried to give them some advice to help them out. Said person then decided that I needed a tongue-lashing.
I am using the editor as it was meant to be used. A tool. Something to fix mistakes with. Something to make sure nobody else has to worry about cleaning up MY mess. Its called 'repentance' and to continue to use your biblical language, its something that sinners are supposed to do to make up for what they've done wrong.
And most importantly, I did not target the one person whose been trying their hardest to help, just because that one person suggested the might be, heavens forbid, WRONG. Now I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've either had a very bad day, or a bunch of pent up stress, or whatever. But you, my friend, need to pick better targets. Shooting at someone with twice your own arsenal doesn't do you much good if they know they don't have anything else they need to be on the defensive for.
So stop with the pity party. Its unbecoming, its worsening your disposition, and its worsening mine. So either shut up about that old sidequest, or do something about it. Do, or do not, just. don't. whine. You broadcasted a problem, I tried to help, and you tried to chew me out for it.
I am going to stop ranting now, because I don't want anyone to get angrier than I currently am, nor do I want anyone's feelings to be hurt. So I'm going to get on to the game.
Also, tazz, I don't know why you've decided that I'm a horrible person, but taking every opportunity to jump on me is getting old. Fast.
Twin, I know not everyone will get to use their comb rave, but at least more people could. The dual rave idea would work better if more people had access to the comb raves. Also, shouldn't the fight against Scratch be getting easier, not harder? We've sort of disabled the Fez and two ancestral artifacts, but he keeps on hitting harder and harder.
Everyone, if anyone is feeling Henderson-y, I'm pretty sure that that construct with the first block is going to be summoning the Red Dragon. So, just a heads-up, if you feel like plot-derailment, that's the thing to target. I ain't going to though because twin doesn't appreciate that kind of thing, and I have better things to do than make twin mad.
5/11 for nailtimatum.
I give the exp bonus to everyone levels 7 8 and 9 again.
Boneyard: Christoff looks up at the Lich, then curses.
He runs under it, but rather than going for damage... goes for weakening the beast, allowing others to hit it harder and keeping it from hitting as hard by slicing off one of its legs.
Grayhold: Eric grabs the tablet, and if no new avenues of progression open up, heads back to the trapdoor that he and Astria entered the ink from, and go back into the previous room.
WIlson's Shop (Talist, are you going to have Wilson respond to my response, or are we dropping it until Eric gets back?)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
If we have the items, I use FROM DUST on the Lich!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Okay, enough of this, guys.
Ere, I didn't play the sidequest, but frankly it is perfectly okay for characters to drift over time, and perfectly okay to look back and say "What WAS I doing?!" It is also okay to complain about it. Now, it's NOT okay to get into a fight about whether retconning it is better or not, and it's NOT okay to get into a bloody self-deprecation carnival (as opposed to a pity party) in reviewing and saying "What WAS I doing?!". So, Piono and Erelye, stop fighting about this!
If you REALLY must, take it to the Forge!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You use the Molten Processor on the Lich, dealing 100,000 damage!
Scratch counters with a holographic image of Calamity, causing Lil' Cal to stop and bow down to its master. He teleports the crowbars somewhere into the Void.
Gatekeeper's Scythe / Divider = Scythe, Black Liquid Sorrow, Creation Energy
You've already got a x5 damage bonus on the Lich! You can't boost that any further!
The Pale Valve and Twitchy Staff deal 175,000 damage to the Lich!
Since you were indecisive on whether or not to hit the Lich with the attack, the Lich causes your attack to fail!
EIGHT ALTERERS: A set of eight chalk-white D8s that throb with the power of zilly, .jpeg, genericness, and cueballs.
3-5-5-2-1-5-7-5
Several fireworks are flung into the sky that explode with zilly, .jpeg, generic, and scratched power! They dissipate harmlessly.
The Lich feeds on the agonized souls and heals himself by +75,000 HP!
There are no other readable pages. The pictures include an artist's rendition of the Red Dragon, several othrographic projections of the Dreiton and the First Block, a Nether Portal, and a horrifying depiction of a mime creature. When you attempt to find the Dreiton in the Trifecta, you find nothing. When you attempt to view Nether Portal modifiers, you find that Convenite should help in doing so.
You find nothing else, and head back up the cave.
> Crusher48: COMBAT OPERANDI => 1ST ESFB
You expend 6 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop.
150,000 damage to the Lich!
Experimental Anti-Godmodder Field added!
The Godmodder has Combat-Grade Earmuffs on, which dispel most of the noise! He curls in the fetal position regardless.
The lightning travels to the arena but misses the Lich by one centimeter! So close!
+3% Affinity!
The Curse of Repetitivenessâ„¢ stops you!
Bow && Azure Essence = The Ultracompound (Level 10: 1/11)
Blueshifted && Azure Essence = The Dopplerganger (Level 10: 1/11)
Entropy Ingot && Azure Essence = Azure Ingot (Level 10: 1/11)
20,000 damage to the Lich!
But how?
The Godmodder is in a position that renders him immovable!
15,000 damage to the Lich!
75,000 damage to the Lich!
Solid Purple Sphere added!
> Examine room.
You are at the MOUTH of the SPIDER'S DEN. It's not actually a real MOUTH, but it's called that because it leads into the deep passages of the DEN, like how a MOUTH leads to the deep passages of the BODY. The room is made entirely out of some form of SILK, and ASSORTED BONES litter the floor. At the edge of the room, there is an IRON DOOR. Next to the door is a LIT TORCH.
50,000 damage to the Lich!
You refine the Bloodstained Ore into a Bloodstained Ingot. Bloodstained Ingot added to the supplies!
After several minutes, the Dummy explodes. You look and see a crouching figure with four wings and twenty legs. When you blink, it's gone.
45,000 damge to the Lich!
Bow && Ebola Syringe && Bengali Code Chart = Bengali Ebowla (Level 6: 1/7)
Clockwords Machine && M16A4 Rifle = Rifle of Gears (Level 5: 1/6)
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Malayalam Code Chart = The Toxic Tamil (Level 6: 1/7)
I am so sorry for that pun. Just. I'm sorry. But I had to.
+2% Affinity!
+9,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHEMODROP - CHEMOPOCALYPSE
100,000 damage to the Lich!
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED TALKING AS OTHER CHARACTERS AND ACTING FOR OTHER CHARACTERS.
> Pricey12345: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ROCK SOLO
35,000 damage to the Lich!
Your Creativity/Nutrition/healing actions are so vague that they will no longer count!
+1% Affinity!
Oh, I couldn't even tell you were doing an alchemy...
Guitar && Magic Axe = The Shredder (Level 5: 3/6)
The alchemy will take 6 posts to make, not 7.
15,000 damage to the Lich!
+6 HP to engie!
Amperz4nd acquires Runic Shielding!
60,000 damage to the Lich! The souls at the end of the attack heal him by +15,000 HP!
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame = The Crimson Twig (Level 10: 1/11)
So I've heard.
You wander for quite a while and eventually find an NPC Village. Do you enter?
100,000 damage to the Lich!
ULR Military added!
90,000 damage to the Lich!
You create a set of colored suns and chuck the Miniature Sun Bomb at Scratch! Scratch quickly takes out an array of solar panels and absorbs all the energy from the suns, rendering them null!
Miniature ____ Sun && Gun = ____ Sun Streetsweeper
Right as you are about to appearificate the Godmodder out, the tuba teleports away and you cannot see it. You have no idea where its co-ordinates are as a result. And how'd you know where its co-ordinates were in the first place anyway? F3?
+3% Affinity to Split in the process!
60,000 damage to the Lich!
SPECTRA'S CHESTPLATE: A chestplate forged from dyed covenite, a special version of covenite that constantly changes colors and produces large amounts of light. It is rumored to never be the same color twice. It produces large amounts of color energy that can be used in attacks and provide good defense.
STRAWBERRY SPRINKLES ICE CREAM: Look at this. It's delicious. That's all you need to know.
POTION OF SCRATCH II: A more powerful version of the Potion of Scratch which allows the user to either stop time, slow down time, or speed up time for a bit.
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED TALKING AS OTHER CHARACTERS AND ACTING FOR OTHER CHARACTERS.
The cueball...?
+1% Affinity!
I see no use for the alignment system other than to further your own storyline. Normally I'm all for storylines, but yours is blatantly interfering with other characters and you're USING other characters, characters I have control of, to do it. So it's not going through.
SCRANTON REALITY CANNON: A cylindrical bronze device that is based off of Scranton tech. It uses a built-in superlaser to repair and nullify events that would cause damage to reality. It then stores the chaotic power of said events and fires them at enemies. Since said power will damage reality, the Cannon can store that power and use it in another attack, thereby having potentially infinite attack power.
Nanogel Rifle && Scranton Reality Cannon && Nanobattery Pack && Science Canister && Name Tag = Scranton Science Gun (Level 10: 1/11)
+1% Affinity!
Antimatter Nuke Station = w!nfGw38
You already have x5 attack power!
The entire combo deals 150,000 damage to the Lich!
+2 to all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => EXISTENCE NOW
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 7 Weasel Snot.
75,000 damage to the Lich!
You find what looks like the ghost of a dog after a bit, but nothing else.
> Check inventory.
You check your INVENTORY. You have an IRON HELMET, a STONE SWORD, a BOW with 26 ARROWS, 14 TORCHES, some FLINT AND STEEL, a MAP, three BOOKS, a COMPASS, a CLOCK, a DIAMOND, and a BLACK KEY that you have possessed for a very long time.
Potato Shield added!
I have no clue what you're trying to say here, but I think it's interfering with a lot of story stuff and that's not okay with me.
The Lich loves torture! He is unfazed!
Whoops. Ten is a bit much, so I'll make it be five.
The lightning hits Split; +2% Affinity!
But the Godmodder's still in the tuba!
But what does the Holy Genesis do?
15,000 damage to the Lich!
Wolverine Clones added!
Bulletesseract added!
125,000 damage to the Lich!
+5% Affinity!
Pasta Cocoon added!
75,000 damage to the Lich!
Dave added!
But it's made out of Ellorium; therefore, Ellorium Katana. Also I don't see how it has a damage multiplier but whatever.
20,000 damage to the Lich!
iAntimak Carbine && Smash Ball = iAntibent (Level 10)
Bender's Gun && Smash Ball = Antimatter Spiraler (Level 10)
The Heavy Light && Smash Ball = The Pilot Light (Level 10)
Antimatter Nuke Station && Smash Ball = Antimatter Buster Station (Level 10)
60,000 damage to the Lich!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GUNS AKIMBO - HEAVY METAL
50,000 damage to the Lich!
The Lich loves catacombs! They're full of death!
It glitches out due to its bad editor!
You respawn.
MAGE'S RESERVEFRAME: A battleframe composed entirely of nanobots filled with vast amounts of magical power. It can be worn by a user, who can modify the nanobots' shape at will, as well as unleash the magic within.
OHG1OHGK = Spiral Sucker (Level 10: 1/11)
30,000 damage to the Lich!
+5% Affinity!
Split equips the Scarlet Inferno! He will now counteract some of Scratch's Affinity gaining every post!
Massive Torus added!
You obtain some Runic Shielding!
> Equip items of importance.
You equip your IRON HELMET and your IRON SWORD. That should do. Everything else stays put.
60,000 damage to the Lich!
15,000 damage to the Lich!
Noxcrew added!
30,000 damage to the Lich!
+14% Affinity!
95,000 damage to the Lich!
The Spare Tentacle Constricts the Lich, stunning it!
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
50,000 damage to the Lich!
Awkward Potion OOO Liquified Agonized Soul = Potion of Agony (1/2)
+11,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
The Head Councilman stares at you. I have no idea what you're talking about.
+8,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
+2% Affinity!
75,000 damage to the Lich!
You can't just Origin Wand up a NEW alchemy whenever you feel like it! You have to actually make it first!
Miniature Rainbow Sun = ?!?!?!?!
+2% Affinity!
5-1-1-7-7-7-2-3
A leprechaun appears and has him arm cut off, the blood of which spewing forth and spraying itself on the ground around the Lich! It turns into evil clovers of blood and aggresses the Lich, dealing 40,000 damage!
> Examine Strife Specibus.
What the heck is a... Oh, yeah. A thing in the HOMESTUCKCRAFT PLUGIN. You haven't bothered to check it out, since you're not much a fan of the plugin's SUBJECT MATTER. You do have your IRON SWORD though, so you hold on to that.
Okay, Erelye. Piono. Stop arguing, both of you. I know I'm guilty of arguing over a lot of things on this thread, but trust me. This will literally contribute NOTHING to the game. Walls of text probably aren't going to completely reverse someone's stance on something, and this just takes up SPACE. It's a waste of energy and not worth the effort BOTH of you are spending.
So stop arguing and play the game.
Okay, the thing about Impetus Combs is this, Piono. The Combs are going to get progressively harder and harder to fill up, and the one thing that fills up Impetus Combs quickly and reliably is a lot of entities with a lot of HP. However, people have shown me time and time again that repeated "Kill the X" challenges aren't very fun, so the primary method of Rave production has become somewhat stagnated. Simply put, there aren't enough entities to fill all these Combs. I honestly don't think we have room for any more.
Disabling the FEZ is what's allowing you to target Scratch in the first place, and these Artifacts will all need to be taken out at once to do serious and immediate damage. Plus, their destruction isn't inhibiting Scratch's First Guardian powers, which is what Affinity relies on and is what boosts his attack power.
Everyone Level 7, 8, and 9 gains double XP for two turns!
Cutting off a body part deals damage most of the time, just as a heads-up. Regardless, the Lich takes the Skeleton ashes and forms them into a new leg!
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => FROM DUST
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
You obtain the Obsidian Fortress for a few turns!
Agreed.
Scratch covers Split in Red Sun-block, negating his ability to interact with the Red Sun and raising his own Affinity by +40% Split's Scarlet Inferno destroys the Sun-block, raising his Affinity back up by +15%!
Scratch's hand rolls to the 12-Ball and soon, an army of Scratches appears! Scratch then conjures up a Teleporter Entrance near his army and a Teleporter Exit below the Owl Effigy, and every single Scratch telefrags the Owl Effigy, destroying all its shields and dealing 65,000 damage to the Effigy!
Scratch then kills Fail_Mage, knocks a letter off of Radd's HP, deals 10 damage to the Everyman, kills the Streamer's Army, and deals 50,000 damage to Fayther and Split!
Fail_Mage enters Kamikaze Mode after losing all his respawns and flips out! In one jump, he leaps to the Lich's arena and, his fist glowing with magical energy, caves the Lich's skull in, killing it! Scratch then severs Fail_Mage's connection with the code of Minecraft, permakilling him. Let's face it, it'll be OP if he can never die. The Lich's body crumples to the floor, his bones slowly disintegrating into green sparks that begin to form a fire around the arena. As the Lich disintegrates, all of you see a particularly shiny bone in one of his ribs...
One of you wrenches the bone out and sees that it is the Ancestral Bone itself, acting as the Lich's source of power! The entirety of the Lich disintegrates at once once the Bone is out, creating a column of fire that radiates heat across the arena! You throw the Bone into the fire, hearing it sizzle and crack. The fire turns a radiant blue as you all leave the arena, watching the resulting fireball decimate the place. You swear you can still hear the crowd's cheers... Scratch takes a chunk of damage due to the loss of one of the Artifacts!
XSTANTHEMANX stays put.
Everyone, I can't stress this enough! Make sure to create shields for the Owl Effigy and raise Split's Affinity! Don't just use one-line actions, either! Try to be creative so that your actions actually do something and don't do +1 Affinity or result in low-HP shields! Soon, the Owl Effigy will be destroyed, and Scratch's high damage is the result of Affinity going in his favor... Do something about it!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Kill the Lich!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 7,959,500/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 8
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 9/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Red Sun Affinity: Split 6% ==========O========== 0% Scratch
Doc Scratch: [Ψ B
SS] HP: 100,000,000,000,000/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Artifacts Equipped:
FEZ,Ancestral Gunpowder,Ancestral Flesh,Ancestral Bone, Ancestral Silk, Ancestral Eye, Disc of Mojang.Owl Effigy: [???] HP: 90,000/503,000. Hats Off: II
Split: [N] HP: 112,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Directionless Point. Cardinal Movement: II True Aim: III
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 93,000/160,000.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: R
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 13/30. Creativity: 12/50. Nutrition: 12/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 170,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Happy, Violent.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
12 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
Edit:
GOT
TWINJA'D
+2 to to Pit.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 4/20
Allotrope Decad: 9/11
iAntipistolet: 7/10
Scranton Science Gun: 3/??
==Actions==
Lothyra examines the situation with Split.
Hmm. I think we may need something... elaborate to help Split. Not just simple stuff.
She then embarks THE STELLAR LIFE CYCLE RECREATION PROJECT! This will recreate the life of a star, using some Red Sun Matter.
Lothyra Origin Wands up a Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density. On the lowest end of the scale lies realistic-sized planets. It then progresses to the "Kerbal Space Program," "Homestuck," "Twilight Zone," "Super Mario Galaxy," "The Little Prince," and finally, <removed>
Normally I don't do these things...
She then turns the Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density up to <Removed> This means that a Miniature ____ Sun being affected by the Sliding Scale of Density will have the same mass as a high-mass star IRL. She also creates a Time Dilator.
Bender Origin Wands up a shell of Diamondium for the Owl Effigy. Lothyr then types ">Examine Iron Door" into the terminal (for the Ancestral Silk challenge).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I +2 to the PPC.
EVERYMAN, HEAL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I then forcefeed him cookies until he does and give him priority in the next EoTB because hyper.
I then turn to the machine and inspect the bloody thing.
I then reveal that, like Roxy's appearificator, the appearificator I was using to appearificate the tuba is in fact locked on to the tuba, so I appearificate it again.
==Spiderp challenge==
>Go find and cut through the Silk.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
OK, Piono, you've brought up a bevy of good points, and I agree with several of them. I do not think you realize the problem, however. I'm going to continue the argument Erelye started, but in the Forge, as per net's level-headed request. However, before I even begin, a clarification: I do not think you are a bad person, not at all, merely that you make mistakes without realizing it. That's not at all anything to be insulted about nor be ashamed of. I will also issue an apology, right now for making you think to the contrary and my hot-headed nature in earlier dealings, and I will try to keep it civil.
/null. Yes, /null twice (technically thrice if you count that).
AHEM.
The whole point is that I am leveraging that detonation as a weapon.
Appearificator, Twin. Appearificator. It doesn't NEED to move, its spatiotemporal coordinates are simply suddenly different.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Maniac: I give Split some of my power. How do I do that? Well... listen, I've lost my creativity, okay! I'm just going to do stupid ONE LINERS from now on until I think of something cool.
Midna: I get the Moon to guard the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the owl effigy with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 4/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 4/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to generic
Limbo: I ask the council for a list of everyone who escaped, and cross reference it against a list of godmodders
I mutter curses under my breath, then pull out the Railteration Infinidicegun and shoot the Eight Alterers into the Lich. I then build a Generic Fortress around the Obsidian Fortress.
Seeking to take out my anger productively, I take out a Miniature Green Sun, Miniature Red Sun, and a Spiral Sucker, then smash them all against the Godmodder's tubaprison in a horrible explosion which may or may not destroy the tuba. I then glimpse crystal preparing to take the Trickster train, sigh, and pull out the Anti-Goanna Turret. I then completely dismantle it, seeing as it's actually pretty rude to make a turret just to keep one person out of the game. I then decide to build a non-Turret turret filled to the brim with Orbs of Sanity, being slightly confused as to why anyone would even want to be Trickster. I mean I know I am, but that was related to a terrible set of dice and my own personal whims. Also, Twin, the Sucker's level 9.
My shadow stands around in Monolithium, wondering what all the rumbling is about.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 24/50
Rafflesia 6/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 19/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 2/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 9/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Sparkling Octet)
Preview (Gatekeeper's Scythe >o< Altar thing) as well as (Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-36, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-23. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 20%
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (5/6)
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame = Crimson Twig (3/11)
Awkward Potion OOO Liquified Agonized Soul = Potion of Agony (2/2!)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
Net, you're really right. We should stop arguing. No, we are going to stop arguing. Twin certainly thinks so, as does Net, and they're both right, as is Talist. I apologize profusely to Twin, and everybody in general. I'm going to make my final statement. I'm done with this. I don't want to have to deal with constant arguments, and I do not wish to deal with this. Whatever the hell we were doing here didn't happen. Neither of us want to continue it, and there is no reason to. Evidently, your dragging of me into the vast majority of your IUPC-based plots was no justification whatsoever for me to do this. I'm done.
Actually, Talist, how many posts would you be willing to accept for some Convenite? Evidently, I need it for some portal magic, and I'm perfectly willing to trade even the most excessive amounts of +2-s for it. I mean, I understand if you don't want to make a trade, seeing as it is for my own selfish reasons, but I'd be willing to nonetheless.
I examine my brand new Potion of Agony.
I cast The Blot, keeping hold of the Blotspitter for a later point this turn.
~
My shadow enters the NPC Village, scrutinizing the inhabitants, every building, the insides of each building if possible, and anything of interest.
Twin: The _____ Sun Streetsweeper projectiles will only intersect at the end of their trajectory. Some sort of shenanigans. I just really want to see what it would make, as for the mash-all-the-miniature-suns-together. Anywho, I preview Miniature Red Sun ++ Miniature Red Sun, and Miniature Red Sun ++ Miniature Green Sun ++ (etc.)
Also, end badly depends on your definition of bad. My definition of bad is currently "Not exploding the target."
I wonder how small the Suns would have to be to sustain a two-sun Spiral Sun, and so on down...
I then proceed to experiment for explosivity of decreasing Sun sizes and increasing sun numbers (from a distance). If I find a suitably grenade-sized variant of Suns that explodes, I create a supply of Multi-Sun Grenades, to go with Multi-Sun Bombs of varying sizes and degrees (but basically, miniature only, and 2 and 8 Sun variants). I also create copies of opposite-color Spiral Suns at their largest stable iteration, and a copy of the largest stable 8-Sun conglomerate. I inspect all of those.
I then take out the OP Blaster (Consider that a nametag, if you want - also, it's the Primary, Secondary, and Black and White Sun Streetsweepers all hooked up to one central firing column that makes the beams travel to the target point without interacting along the way, until violent interaction at the target, if I need to point this out) and shoot it at a dummy to see what happens.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I create a disposable shield-bubble for the Effigy!
I use one of my huge Panuniversal Transponders to create a link directly from Split to the Red Sun in an action that could be described much better, but I don't have the time at the time of posting!
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Gutza1!
{I apologize for the comparative crudeness and lackluster nature of my posts currently, but I am simply unwilling to deal with the editor as it is.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
> Alchemies
Bow && Ebola Syringe && Bengali Code Chart = Bengali Ebowla (4/7)
Clockwords Machine && M16A4 Rifle = Rifle of Gears (4/6)
Bow && Aqueous ununoctium ions with a 118+ charge, which is theoretically a stronger acid than fluoroantimonic acid && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver?? (1/THIS WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP)
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl, using the Origin Wands to create a wall of solid stone. I then use Mental Element to replace random parts of the stone with random stable elements and minerals, creating a Fibonacci spiral.
> Split Action
I give Split 20,000 red sun diamonds that channel the power of the Red Sun into him.