The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 2/3
Mage's Eavesdropper 10/11
Spiral Sucker 3/11
I duplicate a Miniature Red Sun.
Perfect. I captcharoid an Eldritch Tentacle and save the card for after I finish alchemizing the Sucker.
I take out the three Miniature Red Suns I have and begin to rotate them around one another in a complex interweaving pattern. My hand becomes enfolded in magical energy as I draw runes in the air. Addition, creation, augmentation, multiplication. I pull out the Judgement Caller's Staff and summon a small Judgement. The entire set of Red Suns begins to orbit the Judgement, slowly charging it with the power of the Red Sun. Which, of course, would be required to allow it to even affect the Sun in any meaningful manner. The Rule of the Judgement is set as "Split's affinity to the Red Sun is constantly increased within the light of this Judgement." I teleport the Judgement close enough to Split that his affinity is increased for a good long while before the Judgement burns itself out due to working with forces beyond its relatively limited ken. I grab the entire set of Suns and put them back into my inventory.
I encircle the Owl Effigy with a cube of Paving Stones of Warding, preventing entities from passing through to the actual effigy. I then add a set of summoned interlocking thaumium plates inside, absorbing attacks that do pass through. Finally, I grab a wand, equip it with a Warding Focus, and unleash a wave of energy from the wand that reinforces the entire construct.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 45/50
Your soul is gone again. It must be getting threadbare and grubby. Ah, there it is! You pick it up and return it to yourself.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 4.*
25/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
Seems to me we've almost got all the quests beaten! We can do this! I temporarily convert my prank into red energy generation for Split...
Part 9: New Beginning: I give Split the NEW practical joke map! First, he has to go across the Red Sea! It turns out to literally be a sea made of red, with red sun powers! Split has to swim for 1,000,000 miles through it, while constantly being bitten by red energy sharks! There's also red energy pirates tat attack him with red cannonballs, and red islands with red food he can stop for along the way!
Part 10: The Red Feast: He must then pass through a short underground red chamber, with a red energy food feast. In the feast are red bananas, red oranges, red cucumbers, red pickles, red hamburgers, red pizzas, red ice cream, red grapes, red pastries, red donuts, red cakes, red milk, red Coke, red water, red dishes, and normal tomatoes. He is not to eat a single bite of the feast. He fails miserably, eating the whole table. As punishment, he must wash all the red plates with red water.
Part 11: The Red Path: He must go on a path with traps along it. The traps include red-energy spike slammers, red-lava pits, red wave traps, chambers full of red poisonous gas, red alerts that alert the nearby red military to launch all their red missiles at that area, and annoyingly deep red puddles. He falls for every single trap, with no exceptions.
Part 12: Green Miniboss: Next, he must fight the miniboss, a monster who uses green sun energy in a red world! Split is confused by the concept, but beats him up and easily defeats him anyway! As loot, the boss drops red shards, red money, red coins, red swords, other red weapons, red bombs, red potions, red hearts, red valentines day cards, red corpses, red XP orbs, and some other unidentifiable red things. Split eats them all, then gets bored and decides to leave the rest for the next person.
I then create all the new Shield Generators (1-Sun, 2-Sun Spiral, 8-Sun Spiral) and deploy them around the Owl Effigy!
Following that, I copy ALL of Scratch's past attempts at gaining Affinity, and aim them at Split instead, because they're still as effective due to not having been done more than once!
If these produce Affinity-boosting potions, I deploy the Red Sun variant potion, at the maximum possible power (i.e. at the integer maximum), in splash form, in such a way as to give Split the maximum Affinity boost!
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Minecraft:
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Turn 3/3
Mage's Eavesdropper 11/11 COMPLETE. I examine it before moving on.
Spiral Sucker 4/11
I duplicate a Potion of Critmist.
I duplicate another Miniature Red Sun.
I summon a grove of trees and plants and temporarily merge my three Miniature Red Suns together to provide one big sun to power the grove. Magic is channeled down into the grove, empowering the trees to grow as fast as they can. They soon bloom, producing various fruits that I lob mercilessly at Split. An apple smacks him in the face and he accidentally bites into it, draining its Red Sun energy, as well as noting that it tastes delicious. Affinity up!
I begin to infuse a massive amount of different types of protection into the Owl Effigy. Protection against heat, against force, against kinetic impacts, and especially protection against Red Sun-based attacks. Unfortunately, that last one manages to consume a Miniature Red Sun as a material component. Que sera, sera. The various types of protection are bound to little motes hovering around the Effigy.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 46/50
The extractions are becoming increasingly painful, even with the laudanum. Soul extraction is supposed to be painless. What is happening to your soul? Still, it is nothing before the name.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 5.*
26/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
I shield the Owl with 1 demotivator CD, 2 cadmium ingots, 4 SD cards, 8 DualSaws, 16 empty jars, 32 copies of the Sinners' Bible, 64 obsidian excavator heads, 128 concrete cylinders, 256 massive spaceships, 512 Magic: The Gathering cards, 1024 giant staplers, 2048 iPhones, 4096 redstone blocks, 8192 pebbles, 16384 packed ice blocks, 32768 diamond blocks, 65536 16-bit memory chips, 131072 printouts of various constants, 262144 rhodium-cast Greek letter rhos, 524288 ice cream trucks, 1048576 highways and duplicates of those highways, 2097152 copies of Redstone, Vol. I, 4194304 diamondium tacos, 8388608 8 buttons like the ones in the Stanley Parable Demo, 16777216 wedding invitations and 33554432 Efficiency I enchanted books.
> Split Action
I continue helping Split with 67108864 Red Sun models, 134217728 red emeralds, 268435456 red torches (not redstone torches), 536870912 Red Sun Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinets, 1073741824 Red Sun Affinity Raisers and 2147483648 Red Sun Burritos that all go to increasing his Red Sun Affinity!
The star must now go through its main sequence. Even for such a massive star, this would take millions of years. Thankfully, the time dilator speeds that up to 30 seconds. Over that span of time, its energy output increases like any other star. However, inside the star, more of the gamma rays produced by the fusion reaction end up creating electron-positron pairs instead of supporting the star and preventing it from undergoing collapse. That is normal for every supermassive star, but this star has a very low (read: none) metallicity. Nothing good can come of this. For the star, at least.
Lothyra uses Megaversal on the Owl Effigy. Bender then surrounds the Owl Effigy in a substance even more strong than diamondium or diamondillium: electro-matter (another thing from Futurama)!
I take out a ridiculous amount of Red Suckers and toss them at Split, but they somehow turn into Red Sun Suckers along the way. I then stare at Scratch and attempt to curse him with Lil' Cal.
Seeing Crystal continuing to try to make the Spiral Sucker, I just toss him one, sighing deeply. I also take out an Eldritch Tentacle that I've somehow managed to obtain and give it to him.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 29/50
Rafflesia 7/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 22/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 3/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 10/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Sparkling Octet) Anyone want something, now's the time to ask.
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-40, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-25. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Hmm. I think we may need something... elaborate to help Split. Not just simple stuff.
She then embarks THE STELLAR LIFE CYCLE RECREATION PROJECT! This will recreate the life of a star, using some Red Sun Matter.
==Preparation==
Lothyra Origin Wands up a Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density. On the lowest end of the scale lies realistic-sized planets. It then progresses to the "Kerbal Space Program," "Homestuck," "Twilight Zone," "Super Mario Galaxy," "The Little Prince," and finally, "WTF."
Normally I don't do these things...
She then turns the Sliding Scale of Celestial Body Density up to "WTF." This means that a Miniature ____ Sun being affected by the Sliding Scale of Density will have the same mass as a high-mass star IRL. She also creates a Time Dilator.
To be continued in later posts.
Bender Origin Wands up a shell of Diamondium for the Owl Effigy. Lothyr then types ">Examine Iron Door" into the terminal (for the Ancestral Silk challenge).
Okay.
Diamondium Shell added!
> Examine Iron Door.
You step closer to the IRON DOOR. Would you look at that. It's a stereotypical DOOR, and yep! It's made of IRON. It looks very sturdy, like it won't be easy to open.
EVERYMAN, HEAL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I then forcefeed him cookies until he does and give him priority in the next EoTB because hyper.
I then turn to the machine and inspect the bloody thing.
I then reveal that, like Roxy's appearificator, the appearificator I was using to appearificate the tuba is in fact locked on to the tuba, so I appearificate it again.
==Spiderp challenge==
>Go find and cut through the Silk.
+4 HP to the Everyman! You can't give an entity "priority"!
Machine?
Scratch whacks you with a golden club before you appearificate it.
Perhaps you should focus on the battle at hand instead of wasting your time with this has-been.
> Go find and cut through the Silk.
The ANCESTRAL SILK isn't even in the same room as you, and you have no clue how to find it! Your best bet seems to be opening this IRON DOOR.
Maniac: I give Split some of my power. How do I do that? Well... listen, I've lost my creativity, okay! I'm just going to do stupid ONE LINERS from now on until I think of something cool.
Midna: I get the Moon to guard the Owl.
Since you didn't explain how you did it, the attack fails!
Your teammates stop Midna because summoning the Moon would be a pretty bad idea.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I repair the owl effigy with builders united
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 4/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 4/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to generic
Limbo: I ask the council for a list of everyone who escaped, and cross reference it against a list of godmodders
I mutter curses under my breath, then pull out the Railteration Infinidicegun and shoot the Eight Alterers into the Lich. I then build a Generic Fortress around the Obsidian Fortress.
Seeking to take out my anger productively, I take out a Miniature Green Sun, Miniature Red Sun, and a Spiral Sucker, then smash them all against the Godmodder's tubaprison in a horrible explosion which may or may not destroy the tuba. I then glimpse crystal preparing to take the Trickster train, sigh, and pull out the Anti-Goanna Turret. I then completely dismantle it, seeing as it's actually pretty rude to make a turret just to keep one person out of the game. I then decide to build a non-Turret turret filled to the brim with Orbs of Sanity, being slightly confused as to why anyone would even want to be Trickster. I mean I know I am, but that was related to a terrible set of dice and my own personal whims. Also, Twin, the Sucker's level 9.
My shadow stands around in Monolithium, wondering what all the rumbling is about.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 24/50
Rafflesia 6/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 19/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 2/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 9/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Sparkling Octet)
Preview (Gatekeeper's Scythe >o< Altar thing) as well as (Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-36, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-23. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
TT's fort cannot be modified!
The tuba is unscathed! It's going to take a lot more than that to bust through it...
Oh, okay.
You don't think you want to know. Regardless, it's getting stronger each second!
English Energies && Peg Leg = Golden Cueleg (Level 10: 2/11)
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (5/6)
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame = Crimson Twig (3/11)
Awkward Potion OOO Liquified Agonized Soul = Potion of Agony (2/2!)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
Net, you're really right. We should stop arguing. No, we are going to stop arguing. Twin certainly thinks so, as does Net, and they're both right, as is Talist. I apologize profusely to Twin, and everybody in general. I'm going to make my final statement. I'm done with this. I don't want to have to deal with constant arguments, and I do not wish to deal with this. Whatever the hell we were doing here didn't happen. Neither of us want to continue it, and there is no reason to. Evidently, your dragging of me into the vast majority of your IUPC-based plots was no justification whatsoever for me to do this. I'm done.
Actually, Talist, how many posts would you be willing to accept for some Convenite? Evidently, I need it for some portal magic, and I'm perfectly willing to trade even the most excessive amounts of +2-s for it. I mean, I understand if you don't want to make a trade, seeing as it is for my own selfish reasons, but I'd be willing to nonetheless.
I examine my brand new Potion of Agony.
I cast The Blot, keeping hold of the Blotspitter for a later point this turn.
~
My shadow enters the NPC Village, scrutinizing the inhabitants, every building, the insides of each building if possible, and anything of interest.
POTION OF AGONY: A black potion that moves on its own accord. Upon use, an agonized soul will enter the drinker and tear him apart, killing him in minutes.
You lack the Sacred Items!
You enter the Village, and notice that it is more primitive than the Villages you're used to. There are only a few buildings, all arranged in a circular pattern around a stone statue depicting an Enderman. You also notice that the Village's inhabitants are not Testificates, but Pigmen. Or rather, Zombie Pigmen. Makes sense, since they're all dead. Other than these facts, you find nothing of interest.
Twin: The _____ Sun Streetsweeper projectiles will only intersect at the end of their trajectory. Some sort of shenanigans. I just really want to see what it would make, as for the mash-all-the-miniature-suns-together. Anywho, I preview Miniature Red Sun ++ Miniature Red Sun, and Miniature Red Sun ++ Miniature Green Sun ++ (etc.)
Also, end badly depends on your definition of bad. My definition of bad is currently "Not exploding the target."
I wonder how small the Suns would have to be to sustain a two-sun Spiral Sun, and so on down...
I then proceed to experiment for explosivity of decreasing Sun sizes and increasing sun numbers (from a distance). If I find a suitably grenade-sized variant of Suns that explodes, I create a supply of Multi-Sun Grenades, to go with Multi-Sun Bombs of varying sizes and degrees (but basically, miniature only, and 2 and 8 Sun variants). I also create copies of opposite-color Spiral Suns at their largest stable iteration, and a copy of the largest stable 8-Sun conglomerate. I inspect all of those.
I then take out the OP Blaster (Consider that a nametag, if you want - also, it's the Primary, Secondary, and Black and White Sun Streetsweepers all hooked up to one central firing column that makes the beams travel to the target point without interacting along the way, until violent interaction at the target, if I need to point this out) and shoot it at a dummy to see what happens.
What does ++ mean?
You create a suitably grenade-sized variant of Suns that explodes after some experimenting and create a supply. You then create some Multi-Sun Bombs and 2-Spiral and 8-Spiral Suns.
After much experimenting, you create the OP Blaster. You shoot it at a dummy and watch the explosion completely incinerate it, leaving nothing behind. Unfortunately, it looks like the potent energies have worn away at the weapon's frame... You only have two or three more uses before it will be destroyed.
I create a disposable shield-bubble for the Effigy!
I use one of my huge Panuniversal Transponders to create a link directly from Split to the Red Sun in an action that could be described much better, but I don't have the time at the time of posting!
Stuff charges!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Gutza1!
{I apologize for the comparative crudeness and lackluster nature of my posts currently, but I am simply unwilling to deal with the editor as it is.}
Bow && Aqueous ununoctium ions with a 118+ charge, which is theoretically a stronger acid than fluoroantimonic acid && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver?? (1/THIS WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP)
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl, using the Origin Wands to create a wall of solid stone. I then use Mental Element to replace random parts of the stone with random stable elements and minerals, creating a Fibonacci spiral.
> Split Action
I give Split 20,000 red sun diamonds that channel the power of the Red Sun into him.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SKIP IT!
Pricey: Well i got Twinja'd Again Fail Mage? You will be Next to Die
Fail Mage: Oh no...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I used the Holy Genesis at the Lich again because it can Kills Undead Nearly Instantly Expect Boss Undead also it can take 6 Charges to Recover and Dealing 5000 Damage to Non-Undeads but Deals 10000+ Damage to Undeads
(Village Pillage Arc) The End Going to Spiderp Arc
(Spiderp Arc) I Begin to Decend into a Massive Spider Cave's mouth
(Void Arc)I Recreated the Spiral Sun after Explosion to Raise Split's Affinity and I Used a Healing Blast to Heal the Owl Effigy and Split and i Hugged Fail Mage to say Goodbye from Twinja'd and Scratch and i Collected some Power from Fail Mage +20 Good Points
(Others) I Aided Gusta's Charge on Krasnikov Tube Express to 5/20
Pricey's Power of Good and Evil Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Good Points 90
Evil Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 31/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 32/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
Items Get!
The Cueball of Power and Magic Guitaxe
Description
Cueball of Power: those Cueballs are the Manifestation of Evils and Goods and it can be Used to Bringing out Hope or Major Destruction to Godcraft but Can be given to a Hero who uses Cueballs and can Seriously Damage Opponents and can be also used for Powerful Crafting and using for Super Smash Balls it was Created by a Mysterious person with a Cueball on his Head
Magic Guitaxe: this Weapon can be used for Attacking Enemies while Playing Songs and was Crafted by a Ultimate Guitarist that can seriously help the AG Teams
Usage
Cueball of Power: Can be used in Alchemy and Crafting or Can be used for Damaging Enemies Depending how Good or Evil you're are 1 Good/Evil Point is 50 Damage Each but Caps at 9999 Good/Evil Points or 499950 Max Damage if Twin Restricts it 249975 Max Damage Instead
Magic Guitaxe: if you Use a Physical Attack on an Enemy it Deals 4000+ Damage and can Increase the Power of Battle Tech Electric Guitar Power's Damage by 50%
Creating the Magic Guitaxe? Guitar && Magic Axe 6/6 On Approval due to Twin
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power
Why is everyone calling it the Spiderp Arc?
Your actions in the Spider sidequest must be in the form of a command!
+1% Affinity!
+2,000 HP to the Owl Effigy and Split!
I see no use for the alignment system other than to further your own storyline. Normally I'm all for storylines, but yours is blatantly interfering with other characters and you're USING other characters, characters I have control of, to do it. So it's not going through.
Doc Scratch did not create that Cueball and DEFINITELY didn't give you it.
THE SHREDDER: A guitar shaped like a battleaxe. It can be played like a guitar or used like a battleaxe! As awesome rock songs are played on it, the blade will heat up and deal more damage.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Attacked Lich while Battling in Mystic Quest Style
(Spiderp Arc) I Started to Follow the Heroes
(Void Arc) I Start to Power Split's Affinity and I Used a Healing Blast Again to Heal the Owl Effigy and Split
(Others) I Helped Ire's Charge on Spin2win and The Tophat by 1 Each Sorry Twin!
Pricey's Power of Good and Evil Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Good Points 90
Evil Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 32/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 33/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
Creating the Inspiration Manifestation Mini Spiral Sun && Pendant of Affinity and Power && Ultra Diamond && Fail Mage's Staff && Orb of Split 1/11
Creating the Magic Guitaxe? Guitar && Magic Axe 6/6 On Approval due to Twin
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power
Your actions in the Spider sidequest must be in the form of a command!
But how?
+1,000 HP to the Owl Effigy and Split!
I see no use for the alignment system other than to further your own storyline. Normally I'm all for storylines, but yours is blatantly interfering with other characters and you're USING other characters, characters I have control of, to do it. So it's not going through.
Miniature Spiral Sun && Pendant of Affinity && Ultra Diamond && Fail_Mage's Staff && Orb of Split = Inspiration Manifestation (Level 20: 1/21)
"On one hand, 100000 damage in a single shot with only a level 1 Battle Technique is quite impressive. On the other hand, that was with a 5X damage multiplier, and 10 posts of charging, which means that's about 2000 DPT, which isn't so impressive at all."
"DON'T BLAME ME - BLAME THE SYSTEM THAT'S IN PLACE THAT PREVENTS ME FROM TURNING EVERY SINGLE GUN ON SCRATCH AND DISINTEGRATING HIM INSTANTLY."
"HOW COME, IN THIS BIZARRE MASHUP OF ABSURDLY POWERFUL ENTITIES, NOBODY HAS THOUGHT TO TRY TO BAND TOGETHER AND DESTROY THE RESTRICTIONS?"
"Don't be ridiculous. To even start to get all of us to work together in a coherent and understanding fashion would be like to expect the Warhammer 40K reality to be optimistic."
Concerning the whole quest with the Minecraftian, I don't like events where I don't get to go onto the battlefield and personally kill the life out of my enemies until they die from it. Someone else handle that mess for me plzthx. Somewhat ironic, that the guy who uses drones is the one who has issues with what is essentially The Drone: The Challenge.
Well, I'd better make myself useful in some way. With the power of solar panels, and bringing the Red Sun closer, I concentrate Red Sun energy into an amplifier, which (of course) amplifies Split. Meanwhile, I somehow use Combat Operandi: Decimation to shield the Owl Effigy. How? NANOMACHINES AND MAGIC, SON! *snort snort*
engie, I'll put it this way: 20,000 damage is what a Level 10 Battle Technique normally deals. For a Level 1 Battle Technique, that's very very powerful.
+3% Affinity!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 2 Hog Slop.
You use your x10 Beggar's Bazooka to create a shield of rockets. Rocket Shield added!
I pull out the Origin Wands and summon the entirety of every book ever published in solid palladium letters "typeset" in Myriad Pro with an x-height of 50 cm. That's a lot of letters.
> Split Action
I give Split a leatherbound book illustrated with images of the Red Sun. The book is magical and increases his Red Sun Affinity!
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
After the Fate of Fail Mage i was Running in the Fields at night and as i was Moving i was Telling the Memories about him and being Twinja'd after the Memories i Stopped running and i see Fail Mage in the Stars I will see you soon but you will be Remembered Said Pricey
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I Used the Holy Katana Attack to Deal Serious Damage to the Lich
(Spiderp Arc) I was being careful about Spiders
(Void Arc) I used Fail Mage's Memories to Raise Split's Affinity and Memories and I Heal the Owl Effigy and Split for more
(Others) I Helped Ire's Charge on Spin2win and The Tophat by 1 Each Sorry Twin!
Pricey's Power of Good and Evil Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Good Points 90
Evil Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 33/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 34/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
Creating the Inspiration Manifestation Mini Spiral Sun && Pendant of Affinity and Power && Ultra Diamond && Fail Mage's Staff && Orb of Split 2/11 Dont Worry this wont Kill Split but it's a Memory of Fail Mage
Creating the Magic Guitaxe? Guitar && Magic Axe 6/6 On Approval due to Twin
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power
Your actions in the Spider sidequest must be in the form of a command!
+1% Affinity!
Your healing actions are so nondescript they fail!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use healing blues on the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 5/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 5/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 5/11
+2 to generic
-Battlefield-
The HMAS Ship lands on the unusually quiet battlefield, and Blue and Red step out.
Why are we here again?
I wanted to take a break from... doing absolutely nothing.
Alright, so what are we doing here?
Absolutely nothing, probably.
Hmm, now how to get an essence of grimdarkness? I know the Sucker would be Essence of Trickster.
I equip the Reserveframe. Wonderful, more magic. One can never have enough, except in that one universe where too much ripped holes in reality and let in horrors from the Dungeon Dimensions. I temporarily link the Intelligencecomputer, or, really *I pull out a Name Tag quickly and rename it* Crystallum to the frame, linking it to the large gauntlet-esque construction on my right arm, replacing the Tesla Rifle that would normally be there. Nanobots flow, reshaping the frame to my specifications: when I'm done, nanobot-formed armor, although comparatively weak, covers every inch of my body below the neck, a second shoulder construction has formed on my left shoulder, and another gauntlet has formed on my left arm. I'll have to upgrade further later, but for now the frame is complete. Crystallum sets up and extends from my right arm as a long rod, demonstrating the ability to change size! Of course, a Device's size has no bearing on its capabilities.
Crystallum creates a small field of energy. I deposit my just-duplicated Miniature Red Sun within that energy, then begin to channel energy into the Sun, making its energy exponentially more volatile. The Sun is grown until it's twice its normal size, before I suddenly split it into two, one being the 'original' and one being the duplicate. I put the original back into my inventory, before pulling out a set of power-boosting ingredients. I toss some Juice from Loadout into the Sun, followed up by pouring in some Thaumcraft Ichor. The mention of Thaumcraft gives me an idea, so I pull out a Warded Jar full to the brim with Ignis essentia, followed by one of Lux essentia, and one of Potentia. I channel all the essentia from those jars into the Sun., boosting its size immensely. Uh oh, it's starting to look a little volatile... I pull out a Kritzkrieg and Kritz the Sun, boosting its power dramatically but... It's gonna blow! I shape the containment field around it into a bottle pointed straight at Split, channeling the entire thing right into him and dramatically boosting his affinity.
I channel the magic of the Frame, doing what one might call blasting a hole in reality. A small rent opens up in front of me and energy shines through, as I just tore a hole through to the Positive Energy Plane, or a Positive Energy Plane. So many exist in the multiverse. Anyway, I reach a magical grip through and begin to channel the essence of healing out into the mortal plane. Despite what you might think, the Positive is not such a good place to vacation. It's so saturated with the power of life that it can overwhelm mortals, causing them to explode from their body not being able to handle the power. Luckily, I'm channelling the energy expertly. I direct the healing beam at the Owl Effigy, expeditiously patching it up. Before I close the rent, though, I toss a small sphere of magically treated crystal through to absorb the energy, then retrieve it. Wonderful stuff if used in moderation.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 44/50 (Erelye'd +2)
Your soul is gone again. It must be getting threadbare and grubby. Ah, there it is! You pick it up and return it to yourself.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 3.*
24/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
I guess it's Everybody Pick on Pricey Day: 22/30 [+4’d by crystalcat and gutza1, +2’d by Netpatham]
Anthem: 8/50
I get That One Guy everyone hates to guard the Owl Effigy. That Guy who manages to get everyone angry at him, eats all the food and doesn't bring any of their own, tries to force their stuff on everyone, tries to derail the plot, has the GM get a personal rage for him, and ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS fails to read the rules, messing up the game for everyone.
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (6/6!)
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame = Crimson Twig (4/11)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
Once again, I'm so, SO sorry for that argument, Twin. It shouldn't have escalated that much, and I feel like... bluh. The point is, it was pointless, and I apologize profusely. Tazz stated everything far more accurately on the Forge, anyhow.
I examine the Zombinomicon. Upon doing so, I read the entire book, carefully noting anything of interest.
I activate the White Ring. The familiar pulsating white and black runes, vacillating between each other constantly, appear. I stare into the Void whilst the energy within the Ring grows. A vacillating aura of white and black elemental energy slowly begins to grow around the White Ring. Fortunately, flame is not the only answer. Pure, unadulterated eldritch suffering would be my immediate choice, but, seeing as that will not end up serving to be very effective in raising Affinity, I shall not attempt to utilize it. Unfortunately, I will have to turn to the aspects of the arcane themselves to generate enough red plasma to fuel Split for the remainder of eternity. Flame and entropy shall be my second choice. Of course, that does not necessarily involve fire. Hah. A pulsating aura of Perditio and Ignis vis surrounds the White Ring, annihilating the original aura in its entirety to fuel the newer, more refined aura of pure, unadulterated vis. Slowly, the color of the aura fades to a dull white. One might say this means that the aura is slowly losing energy to its surroundings, but this would be completely incorrect, seeing as the amount of vis within the aura itself has not increased or decreased by any increment whatsoever. This is, of course, Gelum vis. Frost. And yet, it will create plasmic energy more effectively and swiftly than any mundane flame could ever aspire to in any circumstances. Or rather, I expect it will. I direct the energy of the White Ring towards the Void in general in as expedient a manner as possible within the current spatial-temporal analogue. Arcane frost begins to form in a spherical shape, innocuously blending in with the stars in the abyss, regardless of their color. I watch, and wait, silently. Slowly, the the compression of the frost sphere becomes more noticeable, setting it apart from those of the other stars by a vast margin. I fuel the spell with the entirety of the Gelum vis obtained from my initial attack. Slowly, as the stuff fades, I fuse large portions of the arcane frost together, generating vast amounts of energy, which congregate around the sphere. An explosion occurs. Esoteric energy annihilates the sphere of frost, transforming it into something immeasurably more powerful. A Miniature Red Sun. The polarization of the energy within the sphere forces it within Split, raising his Affinity. I deactivate the White Ring immediately.
Crystal, for Grimdarkness, I suggest an Eldritch Tentacle.
THE ZOMBINOMICON: A twisted and weathered book with the gruesome face of a zombie etched on its front cover. The book is a compendium for all things undead, detailing summoning procedures, attack patterns, uses, weaknesses, and much more. Perfect for the avid necromancer.
You find out that if lightning strikes any animal, the animal will become susceptible to necromancy and can be turned undead. You also learn that being infected by a zombie can be reversed using a golden apple and a special potion. Several other things you note are the existence of zombie sieges, commonly heralded by a giant Mutant Zombie, the fact that the curse of the Zombie Pigmen seems gradual and will eventually kill, and that every undead being's heart has the a tiny portion of a Nether Star imbedded inside of it that seems crucial to the undead process.
Lothyra uses the Origin Wands to conjure up a miniature gas cloud of Red Sun Matter (the matter that makes up the Red Sun, in its non-plasma form). The miniature gas cloud then begins to collapse through gravity into a rapidly spinning protostellar disk. The disk continues to collapse until, with a flash of red light, the center achieves nuclear fusion and most of the disk is blown away. However, in the center of what used to be the disk lies a Miniature Red Sun. It has a mass of 240 solar masses (an incredibly massive star to those uninitiated in astronomy).
Hmm. I've added Diamondium. Now what else? Heh, maybe I should use that other material that Wernstrom uses...
Bender then Origin Wands up a shell of Diamondillium around the owl effigy.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Attempt to open Iron Door with Black Key.
I suddenly equip The Blotspitter, which I obtained earlier this turn, assuming that went through. I empty the thing's inky ammunition in the middle of the Void, before vaporizing the actual rifle. It should return upon my next summoning, of course. I telekinetically force the ink to encircle the Owl Effigy in a clearly protective fashion, forming abyssal geometries capable of withstanding even the most destructive of blows. Next, I pull out several other objects. I grab vials of Bottled Void Visink, White Elixir, Black Elixir, Half-Pure Elemink, Squid Pro Quo, Liquid Nest, and standard ink, levitating them all before me, scrutinizing them. I need to find some way to create the ultimate ink some time. Evidently, that time is not the present, considering our current plight, and my status as 'DEAD.' With a thought, I open every vial, allowing traces of the liquids to float out. But, I do not permit more than three millibuckets to flow out, considering the fact that some of these ink types are literally irreplaceable. Do you know how many people I'd have to kill to get more of Squid Pro Quo ink? Considering the fact that reality is not particularly magnanimous to its inhabitants, I would likely need to slaughter hundreds for another bottle. If push comes to shove, I might have to do that. Ink is the only link I have to the Abyss at the current moment. I telekinetically close every single vial once more, teleporting them all into my inventory. There is no need to waste such a powerful liquid. The inks all flow into one centralized bubble of liquid, creating a blob in the Void. A blot in nothingness, if you will. Hah. I telekinetically extend the ink to be able to encompass the entirety of the Owl Effigy without any strain whatsoever. The liquids all intermix occasionally, forming what appears to be an ever-shifting conglomerate of dark fluid. The occasional pulsations and writhing of the blot signify that the Liquid Nest within remains thoroughly undiluted. Under normal circumstances, I would deem this excellent, but I am attempting to protect the Owl Effigy. Alas. The ink flows into position, joining the ammunition of the Blotspitter in a perfect sphere around the Owl Effigy. The individual liquids flow freely in the sphere of ink, denoting the presence of several distinct types of the stuff, rather than the expected one. The alien geometry of the original ink serves to infuse the entire shield with the energy of the Inky Abyss. The ink in general seems to be unusually potent, and resistant to attacks of any real form or basis. Of course, that does not make it unbreakable. Everything can be broken. Everything from bedrock to the fabric of reality itself has been destroyed in this conflict, and will continue to be destroyed long after we are all long dead and gone, I can assure you. Our hand in these endeavors will likely be recorded in the annals of history.
As an afterthought, I examine the inky ammunition of the Blotspitter, and request an alchemy-esque description for it, if possible.
I alchemize Black Ring && Squid Pro Quo Ink (1/???). The purest embodiment of the Inky Abyss itself should do wonders.
Taking inspiration from the sudden influx of energy from the Inky Abyss, I begin a charge. Abyssal Inferno 1/50.
Since you don't have the Blotspitter, you just use the various types of ink. Perfect Ink Sphere added!
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (Level 10: 1/11)
> Open Iron Door with Black Key.
You guess you're just assuming the DOOR is locked. You try to open it with the BLACK KEY, but find it doesn't fit into the DOOR's LOCK!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I give the owl effigy an ultrafield device thing
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 6/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 6/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 6/11
+2 to generic
-Battlefield-
Wow... I never noticed how destroyed this place is.
What are you thinking?
I'm guessing terraforming this place would be a giant waste of time and effort?
Definitely, but it's not like we're doing anything else
...I'm thinking a small-ish lake in the centre, maybe with a beach or two.
I plop down a MASSIVE solar panel in front of the effigy. Not only does it collect some red sun energy for Split, but might even block part of an attack.
Also, is a red sun like... a super version of a green sun or whatever? Surely it would be the other way around because red light takes less energy than green. Really, the strongest sun should be... a violet one. Or even better, one off the visible spectrum.
Command: I specifically summoned Fayther to help with the effigy, and after 2 turns of prep, lets do that. Combine the happy and sad memories into a sorrowsong memory and then apply that to the effigy. That reduces the damage it takes by 50% this turn and heals it for 50% of the damage it would have taken.
Convenite ++
Potion of Scratch II ++
Let me try something... ultrasonic humidifier (turns water into mist) || brewing stand = ??? 1/?
@Piono: Oops, I thought we were just waiting around.
@Ereyle: um... if you want it... you can have it for... uhh... 6$? How does that sound?
"... I feel like I've seen that creature before... But... I... ... I don't know... Maybe its nothing... But I've had this same feeling towards a few other creatures..."
He turns back to his work, the Spectra's Chestplate.
"heh, kinda funny. I've had this armor finished for less than 30 seconds and there are already rumors about it. I'm not even sure how I know that."
After putting it up on display, he jumps back onto the outward facing window.
"Oh, someone's come and landed here ((Red and Blue)). Maybe I should go see who they are. They seem to be doing... something..."
Solar Panel added! It collects +1% Affinity for Split!
Fair enough, but science doesn't really apply to a sun the mass of two universes.
What does ++ do?
Ultrasonic Humidifer || Brewing Stand = Mist Stand (Level 2: 1/3)
I preview what the Realitybending Canteen will do. Just in case.
I don a cocky smirk as I pull out a huge book from the lords of the sun on how to smite undead and other sun-based powers. This is clearly the item I have been preparing to use with my 10 posts of charge, which isn't much to be fair...Except, all the undead are gone. No real targets exist. Scratch is considerably weakened from the majority of his artifacts being blown to pieces, but he's not a valid target for Purge, it only works on the undead, like the Lich! In rage, I kick a convenient wall, which is actually the 4th wall. This was stupid and it hurt my foot, and it may have taken me an unintentionally considerable distance from the fight. I yell about a lot of things, including affinity, Scratch and Split and the sheer stupidity of this entire situation and how badly we're screwing this up. Fortunately, as if to make itself useful despite the previous failing, it turns to a page on how to give one the power of the Sun! It's a ritual involving drinking a bevy of ingredients, including orange juice, which have then been bathed in the sunlight! As it turns out, I have all the ingredients, so I quickly pull out a crafting table and assemble them, then use the Miniature Red Suns I possess to give it the correct sunlight! The mixture turns a nice red color, supercharged with red energies that are obviously red sun energies! I give it to split, restoring considerable amounts of his Affinity. Or more so than a regular attempt of this magnitude would generate.
If this keeps up I'm going to say that if I were a First Guardian, it would be a Red Sun Guardian. Too much contact.
In any case, I throw my huge civil disagreement post in the forge into a special machine that converts all text on the internet into a massive wall equivalent, with one pixel equalling 100x100x100 kiolmeter cubes of bedrock. Naturally it's huge because it was several walls of text. I then drench it with 5000 kilometers of lava on all sides, just to be safe. To be even safer, I then give the result a kevlar vest sized just for it! The Owl Shield has never felt safer!
XSTANTHEMANX, if no prior attempts have been made, will attempt to investigate the Iron Door and check to see if it opens.
REALITYBENDING CANTEEN: A canteen filled with reality majjyyks. Using this, one can manipulate reality itself!
+20% Affinity!
Civil Text Wall added!
> See if the Iron Door opens.
It doesn't. You're going to need a KEY to unlock it.
Perfect. I captcharoid an Eldritch Tentacle and save the card for after I finish alchemizing the Sucker.
I take out the three Miniature Red Suns I have and begin to rotate them around one another in a complex interweaving pattern. My hand becomes enfolded in magical energy as I draw runes in the air. Addition, creation, augmentation, multiplication. I pull out the Judgement Caller's Staff and summon a small Judgement. The entire set of Red Suns begins to orbit the Judgement, slowly charging it with the power of the Red Sun. Which, of course, would be required to allow it to even affect the Sun in any meaningful manner. The Rule of the Judgement is set as "Split's affinity to the Red Sun is constantly increased within the light of this Judgement." I teleport the Judgement close enough to Split that his affinity is increased for a good long while before the Judgement burns itself out due to working with forces beyond its relatively limited ken. I grab the entire set of Suns and put them back into my inventory.
I encircle the Owl Effigy with a cube of Paving Stones of Warding, preventing entities from passing through to the actual effigy. I then add a set of summoned interlocking thaumium plates inside, absorbing attacks that do pass through. Finally, I grab a wand, equip it with a Warding Focus, and unleash a wave of energy from the wand that reinforces the entire construct.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 45/50
Your soul is gone again. It must be getting threadbare and grubby. Ah, there it is! You pick it up and return it to yourself.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 4.*
25/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
Seems to me we've almost got all the quests beaten! We can do this! I temporarily convert my prank into red energy generation for Split...
Part 9: New Beginning: I give Split the NEW practical joke map! First, he has to go across the Red Sea! It turns out to literally be a sea made of red, with red sun powers! Split has to swim for 1,000,000 miles through it, while constantly being bitten by red energy sharks! There's also red energy pirates tat attack him with red cannonballs, and red islands with red food he can stop for along the way!
Part 10: The Red Feast: He must then pass through a short underground red chamber, with a red energy food feast. In the feast are red bananas, red oranges, red cucumbers, red pickles, red hamburgers, red pizzas, red ice cream, red grapes, red pastries, red donuts, red cakes, red milk, red Coke, red water, red dishes, and normal tomatoes. He is not to eat a single bite of the feast. He fails miserably, eating the whole table. As punishment, he must wash all the red plates with red water.
Part 11: The Red Path: He must go on a path with traps along it. The traps include red-energy spike slammers, red-lava pits, red wave traps, chambers full of red poisonous gas, red alerts that alert the nearby red military to launch all their red missiles at that area, and annoyingly deep red puddles. He falls for every single trap, with no exceptions.
Part 12: Green Miniboss: Next, he must fight the miniboss, a monster who uses green sun energy in a red world! Split is confused by the concept, but beats him up and easily defeats him anyway! As loot, the boss drops red shards, red money, red coins, red swords, other red weapons, red bombs, red potions, red hearts, red valentines day cards, red corpses, red XP orbs, and some other unidentifiable red things. Split eats them all, then gets bored and decides to leave the rest for the next person.
I then create all the new Shield Generators (1-Sun, 2-Sun Spiral, 8-Sun Spiral) and deploy them around the Owl Effigy!
Following that, I copy ALL of Scratch's past attempts at gaining Affinity, and aim them at Split instead, because they're still as effective due to not having been done more than once!
If these produce Affinity-boosting potions, I deploy the Red Sun variant potion, at the maximum possible power (i.e. at the integer maximum), in splash form, in such a way as to give Split the maximum Affinity boost!
Miniature ____ Sun && Shield Generator = Miniature ____ Generator
You can't just Originwand-up an alchemy without creating it first!
+5% Affinity!
Miniature ____ Sun OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of ____ Energy
Turn 3/3
Mage's Eavesdropper 11/11 COMPLETE. I examine it before moving on.
Spiral Sucker 4/11
I duplicate a Potion of Critmist.
I duplicate another Miniature Red Sun.
I summon a grove of trees and plants and temporarily merge my three Miniature Red Suns together to provide one big sun to power the grove. Magic is channeled down into the grove, empowering the trees to grow as fast as they can. They soon bloom, producing various fruits that I lob mercilessly at Split. An apple smacks him in the face and he accidentally bites into it, draining its Red Sun energy, as well as noting that it tastes delicious. Affinity up!
I begin to infuse a massive amount of different types of protection into the Owl Effigy. Protection against heat, against force, against kinetic impacts, and especially protection against Red Sun-based attacks. Unfortunately, that last one manages to consume a Miniature Red Sun as a material component. Que sera, sera. The various types of protection are bound to little motes hovering around the Effigy.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 46/50
The extractions are becoming increasingly painful, even with the laudanum. Soul extraction is supposed to be painless. What is happening to your soul? Still, it is nothing before the name.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 5.*
26/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
5/25
MAGE'S EAVESDROPPER: A computer forged from nanobots that can modify its shape at will, and are dictated by an A.I. The computer holds a large amount of magical energy which can be used to form a monitor that can view events going on around the user, and at different times.
+6% Affinity! Split's Affinity MAXES OUT, the power of the Red Sun creating a blinding aura around him!
I shield the Owl with 1 demotivator CD, 2 cadmium ingots, 4 SD cards, 8 DualSaws, 16 empty jars, 32 copies of the Sinners' Bible, 64 obsidian excavator heads, 128 concrete cylinders, 256 massive spaceships, 512 Magic: The Gathering cards, 1024 giant staplers, 2048 iPhones, 4096 redstone blocks, 8192 pebbles, 16384 packed ice blocks, 32768 diamond blocks, 65536 16-bit memory chips, 131072 printouts of various constants, 262144 rhodium-cast Greek letter rhos, 524288 ice cream trucks, 1048576 highways and duplicates of those highways, 2097152 copies of Redstone, Vol. I, 4194304 diamondium tacos, 8388608 8 buttons like the ones in the Stanley Parable Demo, 16777216 wedding invitations and 33554432 Efficiency I enchanted books.
> Split Action
I continue helping Split with 67108864 Red Sun models, 134217728 red emeralds, 268435456 red torches (not redstone torches), 536870912 Red Sun Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinets, 1073741824 Red Sun Affinity Raisers and 2147483648 Red Sun Burritos that all go to increasing his Red Sun Affinity!
RIFLE OF GEARS: A bronze rifle with a large amount of gears littered across its frame. Attached to the weapon is a copper keyboard with every letter in the English language on it. When a letter is typed in, the rifle will fire said letter out of its barrel. Certain letters do more damage than others.
The star must now go through its main sequence. Even for such a massive star, this would take millions of years. Thankfully, the time dilator speeds that up to 30 seconds. Over that span of time, its energy output increases like any other star. However, inside the star, more of the gamma rays produced by the fusion reaction end up creating electron-positron pairs instead of supporting the star and preventing it from undergoing collapse. That is normal for every supermassive star, but this star has a very low (read: none) metallicity. Nothing good can come of this. For the star, at least.
Lothyra uses Megaversal on the Owl Effigy. Bender then surrounds the Owl Effigy in a substance even more strong than diamondium or diamondillium: electro-matter (another thing from Futurama)!
ALLOTROPE DECAD: A set of ten D10s that look and function the same as their eight-sided counterparts.
I take out a ridiculous amount of Red Suckers and toss them at Split, but they somehow turn into Red Sun Suckers along the way. I then stare at Scratch and attempt to curse him with Lil' Cal.
Seeing Crystal continuing to try to make the Spiral Sucker, I just toss him one, sighing deeply. I also take out an Eldritch Tentacle that I've somehow managed to obtain and give it to him.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 29/50
Rafflesia 7/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 22/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 3/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 10/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Sparkling Octet) Anyone want something, now's the time to ask.
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-40, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-25. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Scratch merely stares into Lil' Cal's eyes.
Don't forget that I'm the one who brought you into this world, Cal. I'm also the one who can take you out of it.
SPARKLING OCTET: A set of eight multicolored D8s that throb with the power of the Life aspect.
Scratch watches with astonishment as Split's radiant form hovers in the Void, the raw energy of the Red Sun crackling around him. Scratch feels his own connection to the Red Sun drain and wither until there's next to nothing left! He still has a large amount of power from his golden hand and natural Psi powers, but he feels weak!
Amazing... Even though I knew this would happen, I honestly did not think it was possible when I first saw the Affinity concept. Truly you all are forces to be reckoned with.
Scratch cannot attack this turn due to Split's massive power! In addition, Split regens +50,000 HP! Split will stay at full power this turn and next turn! Scratch will be able to attack next turn, but not very effectively... Split heals the Streamer for +30,000 HP and heals Fayther for +20,000 HP!
The Everyman expends 6 Nutrition and fully heals himself! Fayther combines its Happy and Sad memories to create a Sorrowsong Memory! Will it take two turns to apply to the Owl Effigy, or is it active now? Doesn't matter much anyway, considering the Owl Effigy didn't take any damage!
It's already been a few turns and XSTANTHEMANX has made no progress in leaving the room! What could he do...?
Suddenly, the Ancestral Eye glows and spirals through the Void! It creates a long stretch of land! You all fly down to one end of it. On the other end, you can faintly see a tall pyramid with the Eye at the very top! Taking up the majority of the land is what appears to be a large obstacle course filled with traps and enemies. Scattered throughout are various checkpoints.
You all notice a dispenser of Origin Wands next to you made specifically for this challenge (they'll only work for this challenge!), and all of you take one! It seems to fit in well to the Eye's power of creation, after all.
Your task is this: you must create a vehicle that can successfully stand up to this obstacle course! It must be able to: traverse the terrain, withstand enemy attack and attack enemies! All of you will have to pitch in on this, creating different parts to the vehicle that will allow it to function successfully! And don't cheat and create an air vehicle, either! This one's rooted to the ground!
You all will have one turn to create this vehicle. At its core will be a little platform with wheels attached. Add parts to it and modify it as you see fit! At the end of the turn, the vehicle will go across the obstacle course until it reaches the first checkpoint, and none of you will know what exactly is in the obstacle course until then! Be prepared for every eventuality! After that, you will have a turn to make repairs (if it gets across!), and then you'll get to the second checkpoint! After that, you'll have a final turn for more repairs (again, assuming it gets across!), and then the Pearl will be yours! If you fail, you'll restart from the last checkpoint.
So get to work! You can instant-summon three different parts, or you can charge a stronger part for all three of your posts! Remember, all of you are working towards one vehicle, not making a lot of small ones!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Command XSTANTHEMANX!
> All: Create a vehicle that can withstand the obstacle course!
I appear to have not post in time to get a post in. Well, happy to say I'm reporting for duty!
I try to make my posts detailed unless I don't have much time.
Alright, thanks for the comment. Ellorium is an ingredient to forging Line Cutter Katanas with their precision, but Ellorium Katana it is.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 30/50
Starfall Sync: 5/50
Ellorium Katana: 3/6
I bathe the Owl Effigy in holy light, and the blessing of an angel is bestowed upon it. Not only does this give it 3 sacred shields, it makes it impervious to any negative status effects while it is in effect.
It means, Combine Without Alchemiter. Basically, craft, smoosh, or otherwise do something that causes a combination of items without using the Alchemiter for it.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 1/3
Cassiopeia && Computer Control Interface 1/?
Mage's Intelligencedevice >Fine 1/?
Ichorium Plate -c Spaceship Frame 1/4
I pull out the Tome of Tropes and invoke Plot Armor. The trope coalesces into actual armor around the Owl Effigy, as the Effigy obviously requires Plot Armor if the Narrative is to take a good path. Unfortunately, this is a mere low-powered shard of the full trope, and as such can be attacked and even destroyed.
>Search the room and your inventory for the key to the Iron Door.
I summon up a large rapid-fire magic turret and attach it to the vehicle, This turret fires Magic Missiles and other offensive spells and automatically targets any enemy that comes near the vehicle.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 47/50
The extractions are becoming increasingly painful, even with the laudanum. Soul extraction is supposed to be painless. What is happening to your soul? Still, it is nothing before the name.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 6.*
27/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
PPC: 31/30 [+8’d by crystalcat and gutza1, +2’d by Netpatham]
Anthem: 9/50
Two very angered players appear out of some shrubbery, and they appear to be aiming towards Pricey for his actions against the plot. HAVE FUN, YA FEMALE DOG!
Jay_PPC and Acaica_PPC [PL]: 6,000/6,000 and 6,000/6,000
Respawns: 7/7
Continuity Crisis: 0/8
SPECIALS:
Angered Against Pricey: Will aim at Pricey until he dies one time, at which point they will act like normal players.
Poison Tipped Arrows: 20% chance to inflict Poison on target.
Shared Respawn Pool: Shares Respawns (Hence the 7/7.)
Continuity Crisis: Retcons some attacks, acting as a Team-Wide heal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I heal the owl effigy with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 7/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 7/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 7/11
+2 to generic
Obstacle Course:I start summoning heavy plating 1/3
I attach some Block Placers to the immediate front of the wheeled platform, attach them to something with a three-block movement range, and fill the attached chests (on the same type and level of elevation) with dirt blocks so that the vehicle can create its own ground, and go up and down as needed. They start out generating a flat path, and/or inactive. They will activate to avoid traps like pitfalls, or to scale over dispensers or pressure plates. (Note: This was generated by normal means of acquisition (i.e. crafting.) and I am NOT counting this against my actions total for the vehicle.)
I then use the provided Origin Wands to materialize a complete set of 64 HALI-Thaum Arrays that automatically monitor and intercept both esoteric and normal attacks, including lasers (by disrupting the coherent waves in their structure).
I then use MY Origin Wands (separately) to materialize a target-painting system for a later addition.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Hmm. I may want to overhaul my antimatter alchemies. It seems that fusing the antimatter is completely useless.
She then alchemizes Assault Rifle (Rifle > Fine) & Carbon Nanogel, as well as Allotrope Decad & Smash Ball. She then inputs the command, ">Examine Torch."
==Obstacle Course==
Lothyra examines the Framework.
I think the first step is obvious.
She then Origin Wands up an Antimatter Power Plant (with antimatter inside it) and attaches it to the Framework.
Turn 2/3
Mage's Eavesdropper 10/11
Spiral Sucker 3/11
I duplicate a Miniature Red Sun.
Perfect. I captcharoid an Eldritch Tentacle and save the card for after I finish alchemizing the Sucker.
I take out the three Miniature Red Suns I have and begin to rotate them around one another in a complex interweaving pattern. My hand becomes enfolded in magical energy as I draw runes in the air. Addition, creation, augmentation, multiplication. I pull out the Judgement Caller's Staff and summon a small Judgement. The entire set of Red Suns begins to orbit the Judgement, slowly charging it with the power of the Red Sun. Which, of course, would be required to allow it to even affect the Sun in any meaningful manner. The Rule of the Judgement is set as "Split's affinity to the Red Sun is constantly increased within the light of this Judgement." I teleport the Judgement close enough to Split that his affinity is increased for a good long while before the Judgement burns itself out due to working with forces beyond its relatively limited ken. I grab the entire set of Suns and put them back into my inventory.
I encircle the Owl Effigy with a cube of Paving Stones of Warding, preventing entities from passing through to the actual effigy. I then add a set of summoned interlocking thaumium plates inside, absorbing attacks that do pass through. Finally, I grab a wand, equip it with a Warding Focus, and unleash a wave of energy from the wand that reinforces the entire construct.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 45/50
Your soul is gone again. It must be getting threadbare and grubby. Ah, there it is! You pick it up and return it to yourself.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 4.*
25/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
4/25 (Erelye'd +2)
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Seems to me we've almost got all the quests beaten! We can do this! I temporarily convert my prank into red energy generation for Split...
Part 9: New Beginning: I give Split the NEW practical joke map! First, he has to go across the Red Sea! It turns out to literally be a sea made of red, with red sun powers! Split has to swim for 1,000,000 miles through it, while constantly being bitten by red energy sharks! There's also red energy pirates tat attack him with red cannonballs, and red islands with red food he can stop for along the way!
Part 10: The Red Feast: He must then pass through a short underground red chamber, with a red energy food feast. In the feast are red bananas, red oranges, red cucumbers, red pickles, red hamburgers, red pizzas, red ice cream, red grapes, red pastries, red donuts, red cakes, red milk, red Coke, red water, red dishes, and normal tomatoes. He is not to eat a single bite of the feast. He fails miserably, eating the whole table. As punishment, he must wash all the red plates with red water.
Part 11: The Red Path: He must go on a path with traps along it. The traps include red-energy spike slammers, red-lava pits, red wave traps, chambers full of red poisonous gas, red alerts that alert the nearby red military to launch all their red missiles at that area, and annoyingly deep red puddles. He falls for every single trap, with no exceptions.
Part 12: Green Miniboss: Next, he must fight the miniboss, a monster who uses green sun energy in a red world! Split is confused by the concept, but beats him up and easily defeats him anyway! As loot, the boss drops red shards, red money, red coins, red swords, other red weapons, red bombs, red potions, red hearts, red valentines day cards, red corpses, red XP orbs, and some other unidentifiable red things. Split eats them all, then gets bored and decides to leave the rest for the next person.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Uhh...TT...TT? Edit that.
Anywho.
I preview Miniature ___ Sun && Shield Generator.
I then create all the new Shield Generators (1-Sun, 2-Sun Spiral, 8-Sun Spiral) and deploy them around the Owl Effigy!
Following that, I copy ALL of Scratch's past attempts at gaining Affinity, and aim them at Split instead, because they're still as effective due to not having been done more than once!
Previews:
Miniature ___ Sun (1-sun, 2-sun spiral, 8-sun spiral) oOo Awkward Potion
If these produce Affinity-boosting potions, I deploy the Red Sun variant potion, at the maximum possible power (i.e. at the integer maximum), in splash form, in such a way as to give Split the maximum Affinity boost!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 3/3
Mage's Eavesdropper 11/11 COMPLETE. I examine it before moving on.
Spiral Sucker 4/11
I duplicate a Potion of Critmist.
I duplicate another Miniature Red Sun.
I summon a grove of trees and plants and temporarily merge my three Miniature Red Suns together to provide one big sun to power the grove. Magic is channeled down into the grove, empowering the trees to grow as fast as they can. They soon bloom, producing various fruits that I lob mercilessly at Split. An apple smacks him in the face and he accidentally bites into it, draining its Red Sun energy, as well as noting that it tastes delicious. Affinity up!
I begin to infuse a massive amount of different types of protection into the Owl Effigy. Protection against heat, against force, against kinetic impacts, and especially protection against Red Sun-based attacks. Unfortunately, that last one manages to consume a Miniature Red Sun as a material component. Que sera, sera. The various types of protection are bound to little motes hovering around the Effigy.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 46/50
The extractions are becoming increasingly painful, even with the laudanum. Soul extraction is supposed to be painless. What is happening to your soul? Still, it is nothing before the name.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 5.*
26/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
5/25
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
> Alchemies
Bow && Ebola Syringe && Bengali Code Chart = Bengali Ebowla (6/7)
Clockwords Machine && M16A4 Rifle = Rifle of Gears (6/6)
Bow && Uuo¹¹⁸⁺ (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver?? (3/?)
> Owl Action
I shield the Owl with 1 demotivator CD, 2 cadmium ingots, 4 SD cards, 8 DualSaws, 16 empty jars, 32 copies of the Sinners' Bible, 64 obsidian excavator heads, 128 concrete cylinders, 256 massive spaceships, 512 Magic: The Gathering cards, 1024 giant staplers, 2048 iPhones, 4096 redstone blocks, 8192 pebbles, 16384 packed ice blocks, 32768 diamond blocks, 65536 16-bit memory chips, 131072 printouts of various constants, 262144 rhodium-cast Greek letter rhos, 524288 ice cream trucks, 1048576 highways and duplicates of those highways, 2097152 copies of Redstone, Vol. I, 4194304 diamondium tacos, 8388608 8 buttons like the ones in the Stanley Parable Demo, 16777216 wedding invitations and 33554432 Efficiency I enchanted books.
> Split Action
I continue helping Split with 67108864 Red Sun models, 134217728 red emeralds, 268435456 red torches (not redstone torches), 536870912 Red Sun Cream Cheese Filled Filing Cabinets, 1073741824 Red Sun Affinity Raisers and 2147483648 Red Sun Burritos that all go to increasing his Red Sun Affinity!
+2 to to Pit.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 7/20
Allotrope Decad: 11/11 Complete!
iAntipistolet: 9/10
Scranton Science Gun: 5/11
==Actions==
THE STELLAR LIFE CYCLE RECREATION PROJECT:
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I take out a ridiculous amount of Red Suckers and toss them at Split, but they somehow turn into Red Sun Suckers along the way. I then stare at Scratch and attempt to curse him with Lil' Cal.
Seeing Crystal continuing to try to make the Spiral Sucker, I just toss him one, sighing deeply. I also take out an Eldritch Tentacle that I've somehow managed to obtain and give it to him.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 29/50
Rafflesia 7/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 22/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 3/??
iTokomak && Red Sun Picture 10/11 (Scarlet Solarmak)
Life (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Sparkling Octet) Anyone want something, now's the time to ask.
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-40, Talist-14, Gutza1-18, Tazz-25. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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It's him, Generic. Just saying that. Crystal's a guy.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Sorry, keep thinking of Crystal as a feminine name, I guess.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Okay.
Diamondium Shell added!
> Examine Iron Door.
You step closer to the IRON DOOR. Would you look at that. It's a stereotypical DOOR, and yep! It's made of IRON. It looks very sturdy, like it won't be easy to open.
+4 HP to the Everyman! You can't give an entity "priority"!
Machine?
Scratch whacks you with a golden club before you appearificate it.
Perhaps you should focus on the battle at hand instead of wasting your time with this has-been.
> Go find and cut through the Silk.
The ANCESTRAL SILK isn't even in the same room as you, and you have no clue how to find it! Your best bet seems to be opening this IRON DOOR.
Since you didn't explain how you did it, the attack fails!
Your teammates stop Midna because summoning the Moon would be a pretty bad idea.
+10,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
Why would we give something like that to you?
TT's fort cannot be modified!
The tuba is unscathed! It's going to take a lot more than that to bust through it...
Oh, okay.
You don't think you want to know. Regardless, it's getting stronger each second!
English Energies && Peg Leg = Golden Cueleg (Level 10: 2/11)
Gatekeeper's Scythe >o< Altar = Orb of Creation (Level 10)
Black Liquid Sorrow && Creation Energies = Molten Gold (Level 5)
POTION OF AGONY: A black potion that moves on its own accord. Upon use, an agonized soul will enter the drinker and tear him apart, killing him in minutes.
You lack the Sacred Items!
You enter the Village, and notice that it is more primitive than the Villages you're used to. There are only a few buildings, all arranged in a circular pattern around a stone statue depicting an Enderman. You also notice that the Village's inhabitants are not Testificates, but Pigmen. Or rather, Zombie Pigmen. Makes sense, since they're all dead. Other than these facts, you find nothing of interest.
What does ++ mean?
You create a suitably grenade-sized variant of Suns that explodes after some experimenting and create a supply. You then create some Multi-Sun Bombs and 2-Spiral and 8-Spiral Suns.
After much experimenting, you create the OP Blaster. You shoot it at a dummy and watch the explosion completely incinerate it, leaving nothing behind. Unfortunately, it looks like the potent energies have worn away at the weapon's frame... You only have two or three more uses before it will be destroyed.
Disposable Shield Bubble added!
+2% Affinity!
Bow && Aqueous Ununoctium Ions && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (Level 10: 1/11)
Fibonacci Elemental Wall added!
+2% Affinity!
Why is everyone calling it the Spiderp Arc?
Your actions in the Spider sidequest must be in the form of a command!
+1% Affinity!
+2,000 HP to the Owl Effigy and Split!
I see no use for the alignment system other than to further your own storyline. Normally I'm all for storylines, but yours is blatantly interfering with other characters and you're USING other characters, characters I have control of, to do it. So it's not going through.
Doc Scratch did not create that Cueball and DEFINITELY didn't give you it.
THE SHREDDER: A guitar shaped like a battleaxe. It can be played like a guitar or used like a battleaxe! As awesome rock songs are played on it, the blade will heat up and deal more damage.
Fresh Meatshield added!
+5 HP to engie!
Your actions in the Spider sidequest must be in the form of a command!
But how?
+1,000 HP to the Owl Effigy and Split!
I see no use for the alignment system other than to further your own storyline. Normally I'm all for storylines, but yours is blatantly interfering with other characters and you're USING other characters, characters I have control of, to do it. So it's not going through.
Miniature Spiral Sun && Pendant of Affinity && Ultra Diamond && Fail_Mage's Staff && Orb of Split = Inspiration Manifestation (Level 20: 1/21)
You can't make this alchemy!
engie, I'll put it this way: 20,000 damage is what a Level 10 Battle Technique normally deals. For a Level 1 Battle Technique, that's very very powerful.
+3% Affinity!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 2 Hog Slop.
You use your x10 Beggar's Bazooka to create a shield of rockets. Rocket Shield added!
Every Book Ever added!
+2% Affinity!
Your actions in the Spider sidequest must be in the form of a command!
+1% Affinity!
Your healing actions are so nondescript they fail!
Unfortunately, you cannot copy it. Obsidian Fortress added!
+12,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
But how?
YouTube Shield added!
+13% Affinity!
+10,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
Orbiting Wall of Shields added!
Togekiss added!
That One Guy added!
THE ZOMBINOMICON: A twisted and weathered book with the gruesome face of a zombie etched on its front cover. The book is a compendium for all things undead, detailing summoning procedures, attack patterns, uses, weaknesses, and much more. Perfect for the avid necromancer.
You find out that if lightning strikes any animal, the animal will become susceptible to necromancy and can be turned undead. You also learn that being infected by a zombie can be reversed using a golden apple and a special potion. Several other things you note are the existence of zombie sieges, commonly heralded by a giant Mutant Zombie, the fact that the curse of the Zombie Pigmen seems gradual and will eventually kill, and that every undead being's heart has the a tiny portion of a Nether Star imbedded inside of it that seems crucial to the undead process.
+14% Affinity!
The Owl Effigy gains Regeneration!
Day and night do not matter in the Void, where there is no sun and moon!
> Examine cave.
You can only examine the room you're in, and you've already done that!
Diamondillium Shell added!
Since you don't have the Blotspitter, you just use the various types of ink. Perfect Ink Sphere added!
Black Ring && Ink of Squid Pro Quo = Squid's Ring (Level 10: 1/11)
> Open Iron Door with Black Key.
You guess you're just assuming the DOOR is locked. You try to open it with the BLACK KEY, but find it doesn't fit into the DOOR's LOCK!
Ultrafield added!
Solar Panel added! It collects +1% Affinity for Split!
Fair enough, but science doesn't really apply to a sun the mass of two universes.
What does ++ do?
Ultrasonic Humidifer || Brewing Stand = Mist Stand (Level 2: 1/3)
REALITYBENDING CANTEEN: A canteen filled with reality majjyyks. Using this, one can manipulate reality itself!
+20% Affinity!
Civil Text Wall added!
> See if the Iron Door opens.
It doesn't. You're going to need a KEY to unlock it.
Eldritch Tentacle = v890yFFG
+9% Affinity!
Paving Stones added!
+15% Affinity!
Miniature ____ Sun && Shield Generator = Miniature ____ Generator
You can't just Originwand-up an alchemy without creating it first!
+5% Affinity!
Miniature ____ Sun OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of ____ Energy
They don't!
MAGE'S EAVESDROPPER: A computer forged from nanobots that can modify its shape at will, and are dictated by an A.I. The computer holds a large amount of magical energy which can be used to form a monitor that can view events going on around the user, and at different times.
+6% Affinity! Split's Affinity MAXES OUT, the power of the Red Sun creating a blinding aura around him!
Protection Infusion added!
RIFLE OF GEARS: A bronze rifle with a large amount of gears littered across its frame. Attached to the weapon is a copper keyboard with every letter in the English language on it. When a letter is typed in, the rifle will fire said letter out of its barrel. Certain letters do more damage than others.
Power of 2 Shield added!
ALLOTROPE DECAD: A set of ten D10s that look and function the same as their eight-sided counterparts.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 UNIVERSAL - MEGAVERSAL
+15,000 HP to the Owl Effigy!
Electro-Matter Shield added!
Scratch merely stares into Lil' Cal's eyes.
Don't forget that I'm the one who brought you into this world, Cal. I'm also the one who can take you out of it.
SPARKLING OCTET: A set of eight multicolored D8s that throb with the power of the Life aspect.
Scratch watches with astonishment as Split's radiant form hovers in the Void, the raw energy of the Red Sun crackling around him. Scratch feels his own connection to the Red Sun drain and wither until there's next to nothing left! He still has a large amount of power from his golden hand and natural Psi powers, but he feels weak!
Amazing... Even though I knew this would happen, I honestly did not think it was possible when I first saw the Affinity concept. Truly you all are forces to be reckoned with.
Scratch cannot attack this turn due to Split's massive power! In addition, Split regens +50,000 HP! Split will stay at full power this turn and next turn! Scratch will be able to attack next turn, but not very effectively... Split heals the Streamer for +30,000 HP and heals Fayther for +20,000 HP!
The Everyman expends 6 Nutrition and fully heals himself! Fayther combines its Happy and Sad memories to create a Sorrowsong Memory! Will it take two turns to apply to the Owl Effigy, or is it active now? Doesn't matter much anyway, considering the Owl Effigy didn't take any damage!
It's already been a few turns and XSTANTHEMANX has made no progress in leaving the room! What could he do...?
Suddenly, the Ancestral Eye glows and spirals through the Void! It creates a long stretch of land! You all fly down to one end of it. On the other end, you can faintly see a tall pyramid with the Eye at the very top! Taking up the majority of the land is what appears to be a large obstacle course filled with traps and enemies. Scattered throughout are various checkpoints.
You all notice a dispenser of Origin Wands next to you made specifically for this challenge (they'll only work for this challenge!), and all of you take one! It seems to fit in well to the Eye's power of creation, after all.
Your task is this: you must create a vehicle that can successfully stand up to this obstacle course! It must be able to: traverse the terrain, withstand enemy attack and attack enemies! All of you will have to pitch in on this, creating different parts to the vehicle that will allow it to function successfully! And don't cheat and create an air vehicle, either! This one's rooted to the ground!
You all will have one turn to create this vehicle. At its core will be a little platform with wheels attached. Add parts to it and modify it as you see fit! At the end of the turn, the vehicle will go across the obstacle course until it reaches the first checkpoint, and none of you will know what exactly is in the obstacle course until then! Be prepared for every eventuality! After that, you will have a turn to make repairs (if it gets across!), and then you'll get to the second checkpoint! After that, you'll have a final turn for more repairs (again, assuming it gets across!), and then the Pearl will be yours! If you fail, you'll restart from the last checkpoint.
So get to work! You can instant-summon three different parts, or you can charge a stronger part for all three of your posts! Remember, all of you are working towards one vehicle, not making a lot of small ones!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
> All: Command XSTANTHEMANX!
> All: Create a vehicle that can withstand the obstacle course!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 0/8,000,000. (Gains +400,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 9
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 24/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 22/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 22/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 14/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Red Sun Affinity: Split 100% ==========O========== 0% Scratch
Doc Scratch: [Ψ B
SS] HP: 100,000,000,000,000/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Artifacts Equipped:
FEZ,Ancestral Gunpowder,Ancestral Flesh,Ancestral Bone, Ancestral Silk, Ancestral Eye, Disc of Mojang.Owl Effigy: [???] HP: 150,000/503,000. Diamondium Shell: 5,000/5,000 HP. Disposable Shield-Bubble: 5,000/5,000 HP. Fibonacci Elemental Wall: 15,000/15,000 HP. Fresh Meatshield: 10,000/10,000 HP. Rocket Shield: 30,000/30,000 HP. Every Book Ever: 15,000/15,000 HP. Obsidian Fortress: 30,000/30,000 HP. YouTube Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP. Orbiting Wall of Shields: 5,000/5,000 HP. Togekiss: 10,000/10,000 HP. That One Guy: 10,000/10,000 HP. Diamondillium Shell: 5,000/5,000 HP. Perfect Ink Sphere: 20,000/20,000 HP. Ultrafield: 15,000/15,000 HP. Solar Panel: 10,000/10,000 HP. Civil Text Wall: 25,000/25,000 HP. Paving Stones: 10,000/10,000 HP. Protection Infusion: 15,000/15,000 HP. Power of 2 Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP. Electro-Matter Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP. Hats Off: II Regeneration: II
Split: [N] HP: 165,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Directionless Point. Cardinal Movement: II True Aim: III
The Streamer: [AG] HP: 123,000/160,000.
Kid Radd: [AG] HP: R
Epiphanic Everyman: [AG] HP: 30/30. Creativity: 12/50. Nutrition: 6/50.
Fayther: [AG] HP: 190,000/220,000. Memories: IIIIII Creating a Sorrowsong Memory.
Spider's Den:
XSTANTHEMANX: [???] HP: 20/20. Equipped: Iron Helmet, Iron Sword. Current Location: The Mouth.
Iron Door is impeding his progress. Find a way to get a Key to unlock it! Also in the room is a Torch.
Obstacle Course:
Vehicle Components: [???] Framework: 1,000/1,000 HP.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
11 Hog Slop
7 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
I appear to have not post in time to get a post in. Well, happy to say I'm reporting for duty!
I try to make my posts detailed unless I don't have much time.
Alright, thanks for the comment. Ellorium is an ingredient to forging Line Cutter Katanas with their precision, but Ellorium Katana it is.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 30/50
Starfall Sync: 5/50
Ellorium Katana: 3/6
I bathe the Owl Effigy in holy light, and the blessing of an angel is bestowed upon it. Not only does this give it 3 sacred shields, it makes it impervious to any negative status effects while it is in effect.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/null
Whoops, can I add my Limbo Action?
LIMBO: I proceed into the cavern, hiding the Enderdragon's Scythe. If the figure attacks, COUNTERATTACK. Otherwise, proceed to explore the cavern.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
It means, Combine Without Alchemiter. Basically, craft, smoosh, or otherwise do something that causes a combination of items without using the Alchemiter for it.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 1/3
Cassiopeia && Computer Control Interface 1/?
Mage's Intelligencedevice >Fine 1/?
Ichorium Plate -c Spaceship Frame 1/4
I pull out the Tome of Tropes and invoke Plot Armor. The trope coalesces into actual armor around the Owl Effigy, as the Effigy obviously requires Plot Armor if the Narrative is to take a good path. Unfortunately, this is a mere low-powered shard of the full trope, and as such can be attacked and even destroyed.
>Search the room and your inventory for the key to the Iron Door.
I summon up a large rapid-fire magic turret and attach it to the vehicle, This turret fires Magic Missiles and other offensive spells and automatically targets any enemy that comes near the vehicle.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 47/50
The extractions are becoming increasingly painful, even with the laudanum. Soul extraction is supposed to be painless. What is happening to your soul? Still, it is nothing before the name.
[Can you really do this to yourself seven times? Stop now, for pity's sake!]
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 6.*
27/49
I have an idea. Time for a serious affinity boost to Split.
6/25
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
PPC: 31/30 [+8’d by crystalcat and gutza1, +2’d by Netpatham]
Anthem: 9/50
Two very angered players appear out of some shrubbery, and they appear to be aiming towards Pricey for his actions against the plot. HAVE FUN, YA FEMALE DOG!
Jay_PPC and Acaica_PPC [PL]: 6,000/6,000 and 6,000/6,000
Respawns: 7/7
Continuity Crisis: 0/8
SPECIALS:
Angered Against Pricey: Will aim at Pricey until he dies one time, at which point they will act like normal players.
Poison Tipped Arrows: 20% chance to inflict Poison on target.
Shared Respawn Pool: Shares Respawns (Hence the 7/7.)
Continuity Crisis: Retcons some attacks, acting as a Team-Wide heal.
Maniac: THAT... is a genius idea, Twin.
I start by making a fire proof 180 degree glass to cover our seats. SAFETY FIRST!
Midna: I get cueballs to surround the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I wrap barbwire all over the hood to make it look cool, plus I pop out barbwire like a god[ERROR] gumball machine!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I heal the owl effigy with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 7/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 7/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 7/11
+2 to generic
Obstacle Course:I start summoning heavy plating 1/3
-Battlefield-
To be continued
I attach some Block Placers to the immediate front of the wheeled platform, attach them to something with a three-block movement range, and fill the attached chests (on the same type and level of elevation) with dirt blocks so that the vehicle can create its own ground, and go up and down as needed. They start out generating a flat path, and/or inactive. They will activate to avoid traps like pitfalls, or to scale over dispensers or pressure plates. (Note: This was generated by normal means of acquisition (i.e. crafting.) and I am NOT counting this against my actions total for the vehicle.)
I then use the provided Origin Wands to materialize a complete set of 64 HALI-Thaum Arrays that automatically monitor and intercept both esoteric and normal attacks, including lasers (by disrupting the coherent waves in their structure).
I then use MY Origin Wands (separately) to materialize a target-painting system for a later addition.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
+2 to to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 8/20
iAntipistolet: 10/10 Complete!
Scranton Science Gun: 6/11
==Actions==
Lothyra examines iAntipistolet.
Hmm. I may want to overhaul my antimatter alchemies. It seems that fusing the antimatter is completely useless.
She then alchemizes Assault Rifle (Rifle > Fine) & Carbon Nanogel, as well as Allotrope Decad & Smash Ball. She then inputs the command, ">Examine Torch."
==Obstacle Course==
Lothyra examines the Framework.
I think the first step is obvious.
She then Origin Wands up an Antimatter Power Plant (with antimatter inside it) and attaches it to the Framework.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis