My Action: I run out of ideas for attacks, so I interrogate the Lich via torture until he gives me an actual attack idea. I then use that attack idea on the Lich.
SCP Foundation Action: As the 5 random SCPs did not occur, more chaos results and now 10 random SCPs affect the battlefield at the end of the round. The actual Foundation personnel place an MTF force in between the Owl Pendant and Doc Scratch.
EXOS Action: EXOS uses transdimensional lightning to boost Split's affinity.
SCP-503 Action: SCP-503 realizes that he is pointing a gun at the godmodder (who on the server doesnt know who the godmodder is?), and pulls the trigger immediately without giving the godmodder a chance to defend himself. He then continues to fire until the godmodder is a bloody mess on the wall (or floor, or whatever is in this area).
SCP-2317 Battle: {REDACTED}
Dr. Clef Note: Holy crap! this monster now has 3 of the most dangerous SCP objects, namely 682, 076-2, and 176 mind-controlled and supporting it? Well, this world is now officially screwed.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SKIP IT!
The Good Spirits tries to Power up Pricey...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I used the Holy Genesis at the Lich because i know how to Exploit his Weakness and the Good Spirits Finally Powers me up +30 Good Points
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am Delivering the Everyman, So much that i can nearly never Attack to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and I Blessed the Red Sun to Raise Split's Affinity +20 Good Points and I Heal the Owl Effigy and Split and i Spend some Power of Good and Evil to Create the Barriers to Protect Fail Mage and Owl Effigy and i Voted the Fail Mage but he's Working on a Better Spell... -30 Good Points -30 Evil Points
(Others) I Aided Crusher's Charge [REDACTED] by 1 Reaching to 23/50
Pricey's Power of Good and Evil Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Good Points 70
Evil Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 30/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 31/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
I Forgot the Description for Super Smash Ball so let's do it now
Super Smash Ball
Description: This is a Super Rare Smash ball which Appears Once to 5 times Depending how long is this fight is If it's Very long There will be more than 5 S.Smash Balls however this is a 710th Super Smash Ball for this Armored Child and Most of the Super Smash Balls are Destroyed for the Power against PGs or AGs or Charging the Impetus Comb or Such.
Usage: Can be used for Powering up the Combo Raves Charging up the Impetus Combs and maybe using for Crafting but Cannot use on Command Operandi because it us Useless for this What a Waste of a Ultra Rare Item >_<
Rarity: Ultra Rare (Close to Epic)
This will be Also part of Alchemising or Crafting stuff
Usage: Throws a Bomb to the Enemy for up to 25000 Damage
Creating the Magic Guitaxe? Guitar && Magic Axe 5/7
Total Damage so Far: 102250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I guard the owl effigy with the bulletesseract
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 2/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 2/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 2/?
Well, since my attack didn't get counted thanks to the Comb Rave, I redo it, but with all the stuff that involved skeletons replaced with stuff involving liches!
Part 4: Jungle: They pick up the quest at the jungle of Space Invaders. Yep, straight out of the old arcade machine! The skeletons, being really old, are all pros at that game, and so they're ready to fight! But then they realize they don't have a tank that shoots lasers. Or extra lives. Or cover to hide behind. and that the Invaders shoot and move at 100x speed. They must still win anyway to proceed.
Part 5: Fortress: They must attack a fortress of wolves-the skeleton's worst nightmare! The wolves are triple the size of normal minecraft wolves, ten times as vicious, and they have noses that can smell a skeleton from 10,000 blocks away. The skeletons must fight and win, or at least neutralize, all the wolves, who happen to be invincible. And there are 100,000 of them, and they're EXTRA angry for all being confined to the fortress! And if they try to go around the fortress, Infinity-strength sunlight hits them and they catch fire.
Part 6: Volcano: They have to scale a volcano. The volcano is sentient, and loves erupting on unsuspecting(or suspecting, it doesn't really care) passer-by. It also really, really hates skeletons. And it EXTRA hates skeleton officials. And it happened to have eaten Mexican last night, and is ready for an EXTRA vicious eruption! The end of the map points to the very top point of the volcano.
Part 7: Leap of Faith: Remember, it's all a practical joke! When they get to the very tip of the rim, and see no chest, they conclude the only way forward is to jump in, which they do. After the volcano erupts one last time. I fly over to see what happened to them, and end up having to look away at the brutality. It's clear they're in no condition to return to me for the real map (it's a pity, I had a whole return trip planned!), so I decide to just pass the torch to the next group of mooks I find.
I set up with the Miniature Red Sun. Several of my various magical computers form a shell around it, sucking away a tiny bit of plasma and then dropping the original Sun back into my inventory. The plasma remnant has magic and fuel fed into it, slowly growing it into a massive (compared to its old size) sun. The entire thing is channeled into a beam and fired at Split, boosting his affinity.
I then pull out the Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords, the best pasta spoon in existence, and chain-cast Entangling Noodles and Noodles of Fire, wrapping the Owl Effigy in a shell of spicy pasta that I follow up with a Cannelloni Cocoon, covering the whole thing. If something seems to work, keep going with it. Especially if creativity is rewarded like the Narrative does here.
Finally, I pull out the Tome of Tropes and invoke first Finger Gun, pointing my hand at the King, and then This Banana is Armed, as my seemingly ineffectual hand-in-the-shape-of-a-gun actually manages to fire bullets. Bullets made of blessed silver and bathed in holy water, with glowstone sprinkled over the top, and the whole thing filled with an explosive that ignites on impact. The sheer craziness, as well as the holy bullets, deal massive damage to the Lich.
+2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 40/50 (+1 from Erelye)
The Soul. But where is the Starveling Cat? There it is. It latches onto you and does... something. Your soul is ripped out of your body. You cannot see what it does next, but it brings your soul back later, with an indefinable strangeness on it.
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 1.*
Eh, a Line Cutter Katana is more precise, but hey, Ellorium should have the same effect by adding a 1.25x damage multiplier on Sword attacks. Please leave your comments, Twin.
Come on, Lich! Do your worst!
I launch 3 shots at the Lich with my grenade launcher. The first is a generic shot, followed by a shot that bounces it into the air, and the last shot knocks it backwards while it's on its way down.
Last turn is finally done. Everyone, feel free to check out Fseftr's Rave in all of its glory, and edit your posts to accommodate for the new challenge!
My Action: I run out of ideas for attacks, so I interrogate the Lich via torture until he gives me an actual attack idea. I then use that attack idea on the Lich.
SCP Foundation Action: As the 5 random SCPs did not occur, more chaos results and now 10 random SCPs affect the battlefield at the end of the round. The actual Foundation personnel place an MTF force in between the Owl Pendant and Doc Scratch.
EXOS Action: EXOS uses transdimensional lightning to boost Split's affinity.
SCP-503 Action: SCP-503 realizes that he is pointing a gun at the godmodder (who on the server doesnt know who the godmodder is?), and pulls the trigger immediately without giving the godmodder a chance to defend himself. He then continues to fire until the godmodder is a bloody mess on the wall (or floor, or whatever is in this area).
SCP-2317 Battle: {REDACTED}
Dr. Clef Note: Holy crap! this monster now has 3 of the most dangerous SCP objects, namely 682, 076-2, and 176 mind-controlled and supporting it? Well, this world is now officially screwed.
We need to killificate Scratch first.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Crystal looks up. Then he cranes his neck a bit. Finally he just resorts to typing something on an invisible keyboard. You think you can make out a bit of what he's typing- S-c-k-r-... He hits enter, then looks up and down a bit, until... "Alright! I alchemize the code OHG1OHGK." Okay...?
I pull out a Mana Blaster from the Botania mod, equip it with a Damage Lens, pull out a Creative Mana Tablet and slot it into the Blaster, and then modify the Blaster a little so there is no interval between 1 firing and the next- i.e. a fully automatic blaster. I fire a salvo at the Lich, then store the Blaster away for later.
Time for more Botania. I pull out the Miniature Red Sun, build a field of dirt in the Void, and plant some Dayblooms on it. I deploy the Sun above the field and the Dayblooms capture the Sun's energy, producing red-tinted liquid mana that I funnel into a Mana Pool before building an array of Mana Spreaders to channel the energy into Split.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 41/50
The Soul. But where is the Starveling Cat? There it is. It latches onto you and does... something. Your soul is ripped out of your body. You cannot see what it does next, but it brings your soul back later, with an indefinable strangeness on it.
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 2.*
XSTANTHEMANX, if he has not done so already, will check his inventory for all items he may possess. If he does, he will equip any items of importance if he hasn't already. If he has done both of these things, he will leave the room.
Hoo boy. I remind myself of the Orbs I possess, the Orb of Sanity and the Orb of Calm. He's doing something stupid, but I doubt anyone should stop him. It might not stick. It keeps happening.
I politely ask Erelye for the Runic Shielding if no-one else has claimed it.
I then hear a ping! It's a lovely ping, and it means I have a good surprise! I quickly take out a device that I was making this whole time. It appears to be a cube with 1x1x1 centimeter dimensions, with a red button on top. I press the button, and it flies up, into a spatial hole I just made right now. It lands just below Split's left arm. It immediately expands into a (non-arm replacing) red gauntlet, crackling of crimson energies-The Scarlet Inferno! I'd invite you all to take a guess as to what the energies are, but I don't want to make this fail so I'll say it: Red Sun energies! But, to be a bit more precise, the gauntlet serves as a direct tap into the Red Sun itself from the inside of the gauntlet, and is basically a hole in space straight to it-on the interior, anyways! It is also immune to being teleported away from the wielder. I really couldn't get it as close as I wanted to, but it will work. In other words, while Split wears the Scarlet Inferno, he will automatically gain a small percentage of Red Sun Affinity every turn without having to do anything! Of course, this still will not take over helping his affinity, merely supplement it.
With that done, I proceed to generate a massive Torus. Yes. I use it and throw it in the path of the Owl Effigy. I'm a bit pressed for time.
Note that SCP-503 is not in the loop about killing Scratch. To him, all he knows is that the main enemy of everyone is right in front of him, and he is capable of killing him because he is weakened and probably in a coma due to tuba exposure. Besides, Doc Scratch can be defeated without the godmodder.
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (4/6)
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame (2/???)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Examine surroundings.
It is official. As Generic wanted others to have it, Amp and Tazz get the Runic Shielding. Use it well.
I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet, boosting what will presumably be all of my attacks for the remainder of this turn, considering I utilize magic in one form or another almost exclusively.
I suddenly decide it might be wise to give Split some Affinity. This is going to get continually more difficult otherwise. Thusly, I draw Scratch's Lament, wielding the ebony cue in a particularly esoteric fashion. Well, if you are not a mage, that is. I channel the energies of the Green Sun, utilizing Scratch's Lament. Green energy flows forth from the tip of the ebony cue in prodigious amounts, congregating in spherical shapes within the Void. I continue to bring into being more green plasma, seeing as it appears to be detrimental to Affinity of the opposite type. Eventually, the green plasma reaches a concentration value and density exceeding by far that of a neutron star. This would not normally be very impressive, considering their diameter. However, I stated density specifically. Thusly, the energy could be over twice as great as the odd yellow star you humans designate as yours. Whatever that means, seeing as one cannot own a star. They likely mean they are the dominant inhabitants of the only planet capable of sustaining life in their solar system, and that they therefore own the right to claim the star as theirs, which is acceptable, I suppose. Anyhow, the green energy now sustains a diameter exceeding by far that of a neutron star, though equalling its density in full. Before the miniature star spreads its energy out excessively, I manipulate Scratch's Lament. Immediately, the sphere glows red, before vaporizing itself in a burst of energy. Slowly, a pinpoint of red light appears where the green sphere once was, radiating red light with an intensity capable of causing blindness if stared at for a period of time beyond that of thirty seconds. I see no reason why you would look at it for thirty seconds, but I digress. Suddenly, everybody's vision is obscured. All that can be seen is red. The burning aftereffects of this occurrence slowly subside over a period of nineteen minutes. However, I do not wait to act. Instead, I utilize Scratch's Lament once more. The red light forms once more into red plasma, and accelerates rapidly in the general direction of Split. Just before it strikes him, the plasma forms a pulsating red sphere around Split. The pure, unadulterated energy of the Red Sun seeps into reality itself from such a distance, fueling Split's Affinity. The red plasma instantaneously surges inward, collapsing into Split in its entirety, disappearing. I de-equip Scratch's Lament. I no longer need to presume polarization spells are particularly ineffective in dealing with the power sources of First Guardians. It is an evident fact now.
I promptly draw the Hazel Wand. Being preoccupied with Affinity is no reason to cease attack, even if it is an effective excuse. I will not accept an excuse for such a thing. It is not impossible to utilize some sort of Battle Technique or Combat Operandi in this instance if one is preoccupied with Affinity. Anyhow, I wave the Hazel Wand in a particularly clandestine manner, muttering under my breath. Amethyst energy glows around the wand. It is glowing, of course, because it is consuming all of the light within its vicinity, further reducing the chance that the Lich might make a counterattack. The dimming of the light around me will not prove to be excessively detrimental, I assure you. Sight does not matter if I know where everything is. Knowledge is certainly a step above perception, by complexity, at the very least. The amethyst energy vibrates and pulsates around the Hazel Wand as elder sorceries slowly tear the fabric of reality to shreds around it. I continue to mutter under my breath, saying something completely and utterly incomprehensible. To those who cannot understand it, that is. Not very many people can comprehend any of the innumerable eldritch tongues, and fewer still can actually speak them. My muttering does not actually become comprehensible in any way whatsoever to those with anything below the highest levels of hearing. But, I digress. Nothing occurs for several moments. Suddenly, an amethyst aura surrounds both the Lich and myself. It appears to be highly detrimental to the health of the Lich, if the wild undulations and subsequent impalement via tendrils of amethyst energy mean anything. I wave the Hazel Wand. A spell of pure shadow, in comparison with the amethyst background, erupts from the tip of the wand, streaking towards the Lich before me at alarming speeds. Time seems to slow down, though, in reality, it takes less than a second for the spell to reach the Lich. That slowing of time could be attributed to the Lich's perception being distorted by the geometries of the spell itself. Another reason knowledge is above perception, but I digress. I don't think I should end up being a knowledge elitist. Perception is on the same level as knowledge, in actuality. They both have strengths and weaknesses. It just seems as if knowledge might be better in this endeavor. The bolt strikes the Lich, still being aggressed by my aura. Ink splatters over the Lich's form. Long, smooth, black, oily tentacles instantaneously burst out of the fabric of spacetime around the Lich, before diving in. And, by the fabric of spacetime, I mean the Lich itself. The tentacles methodically dissect the Lich with horrifying swiftness, my aura devouring the Lich all the while. Eldritch magics sear the mind of the Lich, slowly converting it into a shambling husk. I flick the Hazel Wand once more, still within the aura (as is the Lich, who is currently being dissected by both the aura and the tentacles). The curse that emanates from it has no form. However, it is still clearly perceptible. The actual force of the blast itself seems to draw the attention. Time seems to bend around it as it passes, causing the hair of any within a fifty meter vicinity (save those entrapped within the aura) to stand on end for several minutes on end. The spells collides with the Lich, and it immediately suffers the adverse effects. The Lich goes careening into a wall, still linked to my aura, trailing the stuff as it collides with the wall. A resonating sound akin to that of a gong echoes throughout the arena. I can assure you, that was a lesser form of the spell I could have used. I flick the Hazel Wand once more, and the link is broken. The remaining fragments of the amethyst aura around the Lich explode violently, taking out parts of the undead creature in an optimistic situation. This is no optimistic situation, nor am I an optimist, but I digress. I stare at the Lich for several moments. The aura around the Hazel Wand pulsates relatively slowly, but with wild abandon as I fire several immobilization curses into the Lich.
However, I am not done. I use the Spare Tentacle on the Lich's crumpled form as well. Afterwards, I promptly cast Woegothics on the Lich, before carefully placing the Hazel Wand away.
I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Liquified Agonized Soul (1/???). May as well.
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50/50 Weath Ray
22/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I run out of ideas for attacks, so I interrogate the Lich via torture until he gives me an actual attack idea. I then use that attack idea on the Lich.
SCP Foundation Action: As the 5 random SCPs did not occur, more chaos results and now 10 random SCPs affect the battlefield at the end of the round. The actual Foundation personnel place an MTF force in between the Owl Pendant and Doc Scratch.
EXOS Action: EXOS uses transdimensional lightning to boost Split's affinity.
SCP-503 Action: SCP-503 realizes that he is pointing a gun at the godmodder (who on the server doesnt know who the godmodder is?), and pulls the trigger immediately without giving the godmodder a chance to defend himself. He then continues to fire until the godmodder is a bloody mess on the wall (or floor, or whatever is in this area).
SCP-2317 Battle: {REDACTED}
Dr. Clef Note: Holy crap! this monster now has 3 of the most dangerous SCP objects, namely 682, 076-2, and 176 mind-controlled and supporting it? Well, this world is now officially screwed.
Turn 3
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SKIP IT!
The Good Spirits tries to Power up Pricey...
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(The Boneyard Arc) I used the Holy Genesis at the Lich because i know how to Exploit his Weakness and the Good Spirits Finally Powers me up +30 Good Points
(Village Pillage Arc) N/A
(Void Arc) I am Delivering the Everyman, So much that i can nearly never Attack to Raise his Creativity and Nutrition and I Blessed the Red Sun to Raise Split's Affinity +20 Good Points and I Heal the Owl Effigy and Split and i Spend some Power of Good and Evil to Create the Barriers to Protect Fail Mage and Owl Effigy and i Voted the Fail Mage but he's Working on a Better Spell... -30 Good Points -30 Evil Points
(Others) I Aided Crusher's Charge [REDACTED] by 1 Reaching to 23/50
Pricey's Power of Good and Evil Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Good Points 70
Evil Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 30/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 31/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 5/15 (DELAYED DUE TO TWIN)
Building a Mega Flare Bomb 10/10 In Approval
I Forgot the Description for Super Smash Ball so let's do it now
Super Smash Ball
Description: This is a Super Rare Smash ball which Appears Once to 5 times Depending how long is this fight is If it's Very long There will be more than 5 S.Smash Balls however this is a 710th Super Smash Ball for this Armored Child and Most of the Super Smash Balls are Destroyed for the Power against PGs or AGs or Charging the Impetus Comb or Such.
Usage: Can be used for Powering up the Combo Raves Charging up the Impetus Combs and maybe using for Crafting but Cannot use on Command Operandi because it us Useless for this What a Waste of a Ultra Rare Item >_<
Rarity: Ultra Rare (Close to Epic)
This will be Also part of Alchemising or Crafting stuff
Usage: Throws a Bomb to the Enemy for up to 25000 Damage
Creating the Magic Guitaxe? Guitar && Magic Axe 5/7
Total Damage so Far: 102250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion CueballIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Maniac: Some really fat guy falls on the LICH.
>Check inventory
Midna: I clone Wolverine and make the 50 clones guard the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 for Text Based Magic
50/50 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I guard the owl effigy with the bulletesseract
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x25, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues, Ultramatter Grenade, Picnic Globestriker, Ultrafield, Builders United
Wilson's Shop: $116
Needed Dupes:
Bow AND Azure Essence 2/11
Blueshifted AND Azure Essence 2/11
Entropy Ingot AND Azure Essence 2/?
+2 to generic
Well, since my attack didn't get counted thanks to the Comb Rave, I redo it, but with all the stuff that involved skeletons replaced with stuff involving liches!
Part 4: Jungle: They pick up the quest at the jungle of Space Invaders. Yep, straight out of the old arcade machine! The skeletons, being really old, are all pros at that game, and so they're ready to fight! But then they realize they don't have a tank that shoots lasers. Or extra lives. Or cover to hide behind. and that the Invaders shoot and move at 100x speed. They must still win anyway to proceed.
Part 5: Fortress: They must attack a fortress of wolves-the skeleton's worst nightmare! The wolves are triple the size of normal minecraft wolves, ten times as vicious, and they have noses that can smell a skeleton from 10,000 blocks away. The skeletons must fight and win, or at least neutralize, all the wolves, who happen to be invincible. And there are 100,000 of them, and they're EXTRA angry for all being confined to the fortress! And if they try to go around the fortress, Infinity-strength sunlight hits them and they catch fire.
Part 6: Volcano: They have to scale a volcano. The volcano is sentient, and loves erupting on unsuspecting(or suspecting, it doesn't really care) passer-by. It also really, really hates skeletons. And it EXTRA hates skeleton officials. And it happened to have eaten Mexican last night, and is ready for an EXTRA vicious eruption! The end of the map points to the very top point of the volcano.
Part 7: Leap of Faith: Remember, it's all a practical joke! When they get to the very tip of the rim, and see no chest, they conclude the only way forward is to jump in, which they do. After the volcano erupts one last time. I fly over to see what happened to them, and end up having to look away at the brutality. It's clear they're in no condition to return to me for the real map (it's a pity, I had a whole return trip planned!), so I decide to just pass the torch to the next group of mooks I find.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Turn 2/3
Mage's Eavesdropper 7/11
Mage's Reserveframe 7/8
I duplicate a Potion of Ichor.
I set up with the Miniature Red Sun. Several of my various magical computers form a shell around it, sucking away a tiny bit of plasma and then dropping the original Sun back into my inventory. The plasma remnant has magic and fuel fed into it, slowly growing it into a massive (compared to its old size) sun. The entire thing is channeled into a beam and fired at Split, boosting his affinity.
I then pull out the Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords, the best pasta spoon in existence, and chain-cast Entangling Noodles and Noodles of Fire, wrapping the Owl Effigy in a shell of spicy pasta that I follow up with a Cannelloni Cocoon, covering the whole thing. If something seems to work, keep going with it. Especially if creativity is rewarded like the Narrative does here.
Finally, I pull out the Tome of Tropes and invoke first Finger Gun, pointing my hand at the King, and then This Banana is Armed, as my seemingly ineffectual hand-in-the-shape-of-a-gun actually manages to fire bullets. Bullets made of blessed silver and bathed in holy water, with glowstone sprinkled over the top, and the whole thing filled with an explosive that ignites on impact. The sheer craziness, as well as the holy bullets, deal massive damage to the Lich.
+2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 40/50 (+1 from Erelye)
The Soul. But where is the Starveling Cat? There it is. It latches onto you and does... something. Your soul is ripped out of your body. You cannot see what it does next, but it brings your soul back later, with an indefinable strangeness on it.
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 1.*
22/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (1/3 Actions Remaining!):
PPC: 13/30 [+2'd by crystalcat]
Anthem: 7/50
I decide the only natural course of action to defend the Owl Effigy is with Dave.
So Dave defends it.
Lich, you're going DOWN!
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 29/50
Starfall Sync: 4/50
Ellorium/Line Cutter Katana: 2/6
Eh, a Line Cutter Katana is more precise, but hey, Ellorium should have the same effect by adding a 1.25x damage multiplier on Sword attacks. Please leave your comments, Twin.
Come on, Lich! Do your worst!
I launch 3 shots at the Lich with my grenade launcher. The first is a generic shot, followed by a shot that bounces it into the air, and the last shot knocks it backwards while it's on its way down.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
+2 to to Pit. The PPC need to crack down on Pricey's trolling now.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 3/20
Allotrope Decad: 8/11
iAntipistolet: 6/10
Scranton Science Gun: 2/??
==Actions==
Lothyra previews iAntimak Carbine & Smash Ball, Bender's Gun & Smash Ball, the Heavy Light & Smash Ball, and Antimatter Nuke Station & Smash Ball.
==The Boneyard==
I haven't used iAntimak Carbine. Hopefully the Curse of Repetitiveness isn't affecting it anymore.
She then takes out iAntimak Carbine, and test fires it at the Lich. Bender uses Heavy Metal on the Lich.
INVENTORY
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Maniac: I send the LICH to the CATACOMBS FOR LICHES.
Midna: I get Minecraft Forums to shield the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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Last turn is finally done. Everyone, feel free to check out Fseftr's Rave in all of its glory, and edit your posts to accommodate for the new challenge!
Act 1! Can't plus two a thing 'cause I'm dead!
Purge (6/10) (Attack)
The Scarlet Inferno (10/15) (Affinity Help)
Drive: Doorrior (4/50) (special!)
Brine || Gatekeeper's Scythe = The Gate-Knocker (Level 10: 4/11)
Door-Launching Device || Video Projector && Desk Lamp && TV Remote && Arcane Emerald && Lazorgator's Glasses = Helix Door-Launching Device (Level 10: 1/11)
Reality Majjyks && Vault 13 Canteen = Realitybending Canteen (Level 10: 1/11)
Well that ended poorly. I respawn. I attempt to recall if Scratch Poked me with his Right or Left Arm.
We need to killificate Scratch first.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Turn 3/3
Mage's Eavesdropper 8/11
Mage's Reserveframe 8/8 COMPLETE!
I duplicate a Potion of Ichor.
Code OHG1OHGK 1/10
Crystal looks up. Then he cranes his neck a bit. Finally he just resorts to typing something on an invisible keyboard. You think you can make out a bit of what he's typing- S-c-k-r-... He hits enter, then looks up and down a bit, until... "Alright! I alchemize the code OHG1OHGK." Okay...?
I pull out a Mana Blaster from the Botania mod, equip it with a Damage Lens, pull out a Creative Mana Tablet and slot it into the Blaster, and then modify the Blaster a little so there is no interval between 1 firing and the next- i.e. a fully automatic blaster. I fire a salvo at the Lich, then store the Blaster away for later.
Time for more Botania. I pull out the Miniature Red Sun, build a field of dirt in the Void, and plant some Dayblooms on it. I deploy the Sun above the field and the Dayblooms capture the Sun's energy, producing red-tinted liquid mana that I funnel into a Mana Pool before building an array of Mana Spreaders to channel the energy into Split.
Another +2 to Pit for the PPC.
Ork Horde 41/50
The Soul. But where is the Starveling Cat? There it is. It latches onto you and does... something. Your soul is ripped out of your body. You cannot see what it does next, but it brings your soul back later, with an indefinable strangeness on it.
*You have gained 1 Stain on your soul- new total 2.*
23/49
0rigin Point.
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Act 2! +2 to Generic!
Purge (7/10) (Attack)
The Scarlet Inferno (15/15) (Affinity Help) (Crystal'd x2, Generic'd x2)
scarletInferno() excecuting...
This is more for flavor text than anything. The Eternal Blade (1/10) (Kind of Flavor Text).
Drive: Doorrior (5/50) (special!)
Brine || Gatekeeper's Scythe = The Gate-Knocker (Level 10: 5/11)
Door-Launching Device || Video Projector && Desk Lamp && TV Remote && Arcane Emerald && Lazorgator's Glasses = Helix Door-Launching Device (Level 10: 2/11)
Reality Majjyks && Vault 13 Canteen = Realitybending Canteen (Level 10: 2/11)
XSTANTHEMANX, if he has not done so already, will check his inventory for all items he may possess. If he does, he will equip any items of importance if he hasn't already. If he has done both of these things, he will leave the room.
Hoo boy. I remind myself of the Orbs I possess, the Orb of Sanity and the Orb of Calm. He's doing something stupid, but I doubt anyone should stop him. It might not stick. It keeps happening.
I politely ask Erelye for the Runic Shielding if no-one else has claimed it.
I then hear a ping! It's a lovely ping, and it means I have a good surprise! I quickly take out a device that I was making this whole time. It appears to be a cube with 1x1x1 centimeter dimensions, with a red button on top. I press the button, and it flies up, into a spatial hole I just made right now. It lands just below Split's left arm. It immediately expands into a (non-arm replacing) red gauntlet, crackling of crimson energies-The Scarlet Inferno! I'd invite you all to take a guess as to what the energies are, but I don't want to make this fail so I'll say it: Red Sun energies! But, to be a bit more precise, the gauntlet serves as a direct tap into the Red Sun itself from the inside of the gauntlet, and is basically a hole in space straight to it-on the interior, anyways! It is also immune to being teleported away from the wielder. I really couldn't get it as close as I wanted to, but it will work. In other words, while Split wears the Scarlet Inferno, he will automatically gain a small percentage of Red Sun Affinity every turn without having to do anything! Of course, this still will not take over helping his affinity, merely supplement it.
With that done, I proceed to generate a massive Torus. Yes. I use it and throw it in the path of the Owl Effigy. I'm a bit pressed for time.
Note that SCP-503 is not in the loop about killing Scratch. To him, all he knows is that the main enemy of everyone is right in front of him, and he is capable of killing him because he is weakened and probably in a coma due to tuba exposure. Besides, Doc Scratch can be defeated without the godmodder.
I take out Forge's Light, using it's power for my attack(I'm still minicritting, remember), then I use a ROLLING RECARM CHAIN on the Lich!
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Maniac: I pi the LICH!
Midna: The Noxcrew surround the Owl.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-11 / 50- Spin2Win
-17 / 50- The Tophat
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I leech the lich's lichy lich powers using a lifelike leech.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
Runic Shielding: 10%
Book && Warded Cognitio Jar && Necromantic Bone = The Zombinomicon (4/6)
Ice Staff && Living Log && Crimson Flame (2/???)
+1 to Amp; +1 to Crystalcat.
>XSTANTHEMANX: Examine surroundings.
It is official. As Generic wanted others to have it, Amp and Tazz get the Runic Shielding. Use it well.
I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet, boosting what will presumably be all of my attacks for the remainder of this turn, considering I utilize magic in one form or another almost exclusively.
I suddenly decide it might be wise to give Split some Affinity. This is going to get continually more difficult otherwise. Thusly, I draw Scratch's Lament, wielding the ebony cue in a particularly esoteric fashion. Well, if you are not a mage, that is. I channel the energies of the Green Sun, utilizing Scratch's Lament. Green energy flows forth from the tip of the ebony cue in prodigious amounts, congregating in spherical shapes within the Void. I continue to bring into being more green plasma, seeing as it appears to be detrimental to Affinity of the opposite type. Eventually, the green plasma reaches a concentration value and density exceeding by far that of a neutron star. This would not normally be very impressive, considering their diameter. However, I stated density specifically. Thusly, the energy could be over twice as great as the odd yellow star you humans designate as yours. Whatever that means, seeing as one cannot own a star. They likely mean they are the dominant inhabitants of the only planet capable of sustaining life in their solar system, and that they therefore own the right to claim the star as theirs, which is acceptable, I suppose. Anyhow, the green energy now sustains a diameter exceeding by far that of a neutron star, though equalling its density in full. Before the miniature star spreads its energy out excessively, I manipulate Scratch's Lament. Immediately, the sphere glows red, before vaporizing itself in a burst of energy. Slowly, a pinpoint of red light appears where the green sphere once was, radiating red light with an intensity capable of causing blindness if stared at for a period of time beyond that of thirty seconds. I see no reason why you would look at it for thirty seconds, but I digress. Suddenly, everybody's vision is obscured. All that can be seen is red. The burning aftereffects of this occurrence slowly subside over a period of nineteen minutes. However, I do not wait to act. Instead, I utilize Scratch's Lament once more. The red light forms once more into red plasma, and accelerates rapidly in the general direction of Split. Just before it strikes him, the plasma forms a pulsating red sphere around Split. The pure, unadulterated energy of the Red Sun seeps into reality itself from such a distance, fueling Split's Affinity. The red plasma instantaneously surges inward, collapsing into Split in its entirety, disappearing. I de-equip Scratch's Lament. I no longer need to presume polarization spells are particularly ineffective in dealing with the power sources of First Guardians. It is an evident fact now.
I promptly draw the Hazel Wand. Being preoccupied with Affinity is no reason to cease attack, even if it is an effective excuse. I will not accept an excuse for such a thing. It is not impossible to utilize some sort of Battle Technique or Combat Operandi in this instance if one is preoccupied with Affinity. Anyhow, I wave the Hazel Wand in a particularly clandestine manner, muttering under my breath. Amethyst energy glows around the wand. It is glowing, of course, because it is consuming all of the light within its vicinity, further reducing the chance that the Lich might make a counterattack. The dimming of the light around me will not prove to be excessively detrimental, I assure you. Sight does not matter if I know where everything is. Knowledge is certainly a step above perception, by complexity, at the very least. The amethyst energy vibrates and pulsates around the Hazel Wand as elder sorceries slowly tear the fabric of reality to shreds around it. I continue to mutter under my breath, saying something completely and utterly incomprehensible. To those who cannot understand it, that is. Not very many people can comprehend any of the innumerable eldritch tongues, and fewer still can actually speak them. My muttering does not actually become comprehensible in any way whatsoever to those with anything below the highest levels of hearing. But, I digress. Nothing occurs for several moments. Suddenly, an amethyst aura surrounds both the Lich and myself. It appears to be highly detrimental to the health of the Lich, if the wild undulations and subsequent impalement via tendrils of amethyst energy mean anything. I wave the Hazel Wand. A spell of pure shadow, in comparison with the amethyst background, erupts from the tip of the wand, streaking towards the Lich before me at alarming speeds. Time seems to slow down, though, in reality, it takes less than a second for the spell to reach the Lich. That slowing of time could be attributed to the Lich's perception being distorted by the geometries of the spell itself. Another reason knowledge is above perception, but I digress. I don't think I should end up being a knowledge elitist. Perception is on the same level as knowledge, in actuality. They both have strengths and weaknesses. It just seems as if knowledge might be better in this endeavor. The bolt strikes the Lich, still being aggressed by my aura. Ink splatters over the Lich's form. Long, smooth, black, oily tentacles instantaneously burst out of the fabric of spacetime around the Lich, before diving in. And, by the fabric of spacetime, I mean the Lich itself. The tentacles methodically dissect the Lich with horrifying swiftness, my aura devouring the Lich all the while. Eldritch magics sear the mind of the Lich, slowly converting it into a shambling husk. I flick the Hazel Wand once more, still within the aura (as is the Lich, who is currently being dissected by both the aura and the tentacles). The curse that emanates from it has no form. However, it is still clearly perceptible. The actual force of the blast itself seems to draw the attention. Time seems to bend around it as it passes, causing the hair of any within a fifty meter vicinity (save those entrapped within the aura) to stand on end for several minutes on end. The spells collides with the Lich, and it immediately suffers the adverse effects. The Lich goes careening into a wall, still linked to my aura, trailing the stuff as it collides with the wall. A resonating sound akin to that of a gong echoes throughout the arena. I can assure you, that was a lesser form of the spell I could have used. I flick the Hazel Wand once more, and the link is broken. The remaining fragments of the amethyst aura around the Lich explode violently, taking out parts of the undead creature in an optimistic situation. This is no optimistic situation, nor am I an optimist, but I digress. I stare at the Lich for several moments. The aura around the Hazel Wand pulsates relatively slowly, but with wild abandon as I fire several immobilization curses into the Lich.
However, I am not done. I use the Spare Tentacle on the Lich's crumpled form as well. Afterwards, I promptly cast Woegothics on the Lich, before carefully placing the Hazel Wand away.
I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Liquified Agonized Soul (1/???). May as well.