Spacking myself in the face for not remembering to gear up with bombs, I sprint back to the Main Hall, then outside, and grab two bombs before running back into the Main Hall, all the while still cloaked in irrigo, as well as pageclaim energy.
While out in the Entrance, I call up a few dozen spaceships of various types and original habitations and set them to shielding the Effigy.
Ork Horde 17/50
Dreams unfold in your mind, called back from a forgotten vault in your memory...
*You've gained a new quality- Having Recurring Dreams: Death by Water at 4!*
3/49
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
39/50 x1, 38/50x2 Magic
Battlefield: I build i brick wall in front of the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Picnic Airstiker AND Azure Essense 5/11
Antimatter Grenade AND Azure Essence 6/11
Wrench AND Azure Essence 3/11
DONE X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 6/6
Potion of Courage II && Antimatter Essence = Potion of Antihope 3/4
NEW Garnet && Amethyst &7 Pearl && Rose Quartz = ??? 2/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Assuming I didn't die, I climb out of the pit, wielding the PIT INFO, or PINFO.
I run to the vent. I climb in it.
I then materialize it and set it up around the Effigy and give a portable version to the Everyman, in addition to making one for myself. (That makes two Origin Wand uses and one Alchemiter duplication by my count, which brings total actions to three.)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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TURN 2/3
Irrigo Prism && Obsidian-Tipped Wand 5/6 Nanofusioncomputer (NFC) && Concentrated Magic Reserves 5/6 Crystal Ball && Soul of Sight ((Terraria)) && Time Essence 5/6 I momentarily teleport out to the Effigy from the Main Hall and, pulling out two wrenches, harness the awesome power of the Engineer from this video
to repair the Owl Effigy by a considerable amount before 'porting back in and sneaking back into Access Point 2, where I plant one of the two bombs previously acquired.
Ork Horde 18/50 Dreams unfold in your mind, called back from a forgotten vault in your memory... *Having Recurring Dreams: Death by Water has increased to 5!* 4/49 notrusthimnot
> Alchemies
Cerberus > Fine = ??? (2/8)
Bow && Syringe containing ebola, Lassa fever, marburgvirus and Argentine hemorrhagic fever && A scroll with the Iroha Uta written on it in hiragana = ??? (1/?)
Bow && USB containing Gruel, Arcticbomb, CIH and Bumerang && A scroll with the Iroha Uta written on it in katakana = ??? (1/?)
> Action: Noto Sans (TrueType font file, 9.44 MB)
I pull out the Shavian Electrobow and fire a series of arrows corresponding to the letters "𐑑𐑴𐑯𐑱𐑤𐑟", each charged to 20,000 volts, at a guard. The guard is immediately fried to a crisp.
I then pull out the Great Leader's Bow and fire a series of arrows at a guard. I iterate through all 11,172 syllable blocks encoded in Unicode.
I then shield the Owl Effigy with a giant sheet of iridosmine, which is totally different from osmiridium. I distract Scratch with an MST of Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God 2, allowing Split to get some Affinity up on him.
I take out the Sunshining Sucker, then smack some guards with it, chaining into the Catenative Lollypopper, Wind Shadesucker, Light Rainsucker, Heat Clocksucker, and Frost Frogsucker, trying to knock guards into the pit.
Woo more armor 25/50
Gatekeeper's Scythe 7/??
Personal Force Field && Azure Essence 4/11 (Ultrafield)
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 33)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 22)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-18. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Castle:
I walk up to one of the entrances and fire BT: Blitzkrieg directly into the center of the Guards, the high megaton-range microatomic bomb's immense destructive force reflecting off the presumably either invulnerable or nuke-resistant walls over and over to incinerate everything not sharing a faction with me with temperatures hotter than the surface of the Sun. That or just hit everything in the room with 52.783 megatons of Monochromium fission.
All charges progress!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Limbo:
My shadow wills itself to fly, then travels over the strange, misty world of the Afterlife, searching for something of relevance.
The Anachron:
There are six engineers, now. One of them was caught in an electrical discharge, presumably from a damaged capacitor, and burned to plasma, grounded hazard suit and all. The survivors, more cautious now, have reached one of the entrances to Crewsec, and, after a few minutes, passed the blast doors as well. The area they have reached is one of the unpressurized maintenance corridors, bulkheads lit only by their helmet lamps. Turning a corner, they nearly run into a suited corpse, floating off the ground in the low gravity, since the suit's magboots disabled to save power. The visor is totally transparent in this dim environment, revealing hard blue cryogenic ice, filled with slowly moving drifts of the nanites the body was implanted with. The face is not visible.
If successful planting the bomb, I head over to an unmined access point. If not, I attempt to reach 2 again. Either way, I call up a shield of autonomous networked self-propelled drones around the Owl Effigy.
Ork Horde 19/50 Dreams unfold in your mind, called back from a forgotten vault in your memory...
*Having Recurring Dreams: Death by Water has increased to 6!* thedrownedwakes
No post today, Monday, or Tuesday. I'm really sorry for this, guys. I'm not in a position where I'm able to update right now. Please only post if you absolutely need to, or haven't gotten one in before.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Ohdamn. Well, I hope whatever you need to do goes well! {And from my point of view, "Take a really long nap, then play videogames for three days" is a perfectly legitimate reason for you to take a break.}
Ohdamn. Well, I hope whatever you need to do goes well! {And from my point of view, "Take a really long nap, then play videogames for three days" is a perfectly legitimate reason for you to take a break.}
/null
Yeah. We can put up with it. You deserve a break.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Huh. Well then. Good luck with whatever's going on in your life twin.
I take the potion of doubleexperience, and mix in gunpowder before I do anything else. 1/3 This needs to be usable on other people.
Castle:
Christoff, recognizing that something is probably about to go horribly wrong, decides not to make a beeline for the access points.
Instead, he uses his powers to zombify every single dead guard, bringing them to his team. (Call it AG, even though Christoff is technically neutral, because I'm not changing alignment just for this event)
He leaves the zombie guards behind to interfere with things, and then notices the fuses that have been laid down. Time to leave.
Christoff zooms out the front door of the castle, not wanting to be caught in a melee when the last explosives get set.
Grayhold: (okay, I think we're good then.)
Eric turns around Astria? Are you coming? Its okay if you don't want to, but I need to know whether or not I have backup before I go in.
Riddling the Guards with Hellspawn arrows. Then i scribble the word Secret on a cardboard box and put it under a rug.
---
No Joke
UBER: 3 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Irrigo Prism && Obsidian-Tipped Wand 4/6
Nanofusioncomputer (NFC) && Concentrated Magic Reserves 4/6
Crystal Ball && Soul of Sight ((Terraria)) && Time Essence 4/6
Spacking myself in the face for not remembering to gear up with bombs, I sprint back to the Main Hall, then outside, and grab two bombs before running back into the Main Hall, all the while still cloaked in irrigo, as well as pageclaim energy.
While out in the Entrance, I call up a few dozen spaceships of various types and original habitations and set them to shielding the Effigy.
Ork Horde 17/50
Dreams unfold in your mind, called back from a forgotten vault in your memory...
*You've gained a new quality- Having Recurring Dreams: Death by Water at 4!*
3/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
39/50 x1, 38/50x2 Magic
Battlefield: I build i brick wall in front of the owl effigy
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x20, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract, Lapis Armour, Moon's Dagger, Wand of Inconvenience, Healing Blues
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Picnic Airstiker AND Azure Essense 5/11
Antimatter Grenade AND Azure Essence 6/11
Wrench AND Azure Essence 3/11
I ask the council why they were sent to Limbo.
+2 to generic
Kid Radd: 2 Remain!
PPC: 2/30
I post on how DTG2 is overrated. I then direct all the hate and spam towards making a wall of text to defend the Owl Effigy.
Potion of Courage II && Antimatter Essence = Potion of Antihope 3/4
NEW Garnet && Amethyst &7 Pearl && Rose Quartz = ??? 2/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Assuming I didn't die, I climb out of the pit, wielding the PIT INFO, or PINFO.
I run to the vent. I climb in it.
X-PLAGUE 27/30
X-EXTINCTION 28/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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O>Detaching drone for IMBUING.
The Everyman gains a Generic Mixed-Function Drone!
I toss the Everyman a few random alchemies, courtesy the Origin Wands. Literally, random alchemies.
I preview:
Gatekeeper's Scythe || Shield Generator == Autoretaliative Shield Generator
I then materialize it and set it up around the Effigy and give a portable version to the Everyman, in addition to making one for myself. (That makes two Origin Wand uses and one Alchemiter duplication by my count, which brings total actions to three.)
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
TURN 2/3
Irrigo Prism && Obsidian-Tipped Wand 5/6 Nanofusioncomputer (NFC) && Concentrated Magic Reserves 5/6 Crystal Ball && Soul of Sight ((Terraria)) && Time Essence 5/6 I momentarily teleport out to the Effigy from the Main Hall and, pulling out two wrenches, harness the awesome power of the Engineer from this video
to repair the Owl Effigy by a considerable amount before 'porting back in and sneaking back into Access Point 2, where I plant one of the two bombs previously acquired.
Ork Horde 18/50 Dreams unfold in your mind, called back from a forgotten vault in your memory... *Having Recurring Dreams: Death by Water has increased to 5!* 4/49 notrusthimnot
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Cerberus > Fine = ??? (2/8)
Bow && Syringe containing ebola, Lassa fever, marburgvirus and Argentine hemorrhagic fever && A scroll with the Iroha Uta written on it in hiragana = ??? (1/?)
Bow && USB containing Gruel, Arcticbomb, CIH and Bumerang && A scroll with the Iroha Uta written on it in katakana = ??? (1/?)
> Action: Noto Sans (TrueType font file, 9.44 MB)
I pull out the Shavian Electrobow and fire a series of arrows corresponding to the letters "𐑑𐑴𐑯𐑱𐑤𐑟", each charged to 20,000 volts, at a guard. The guard is immediately fried to a crisp.
I then pull out the Great Leader's Bow and fire a series of arrows at a guard. I iterate through all 11,172 syllable blocks encoded in Unicode.
I then shield the Owl Effigy with a giant sheet of iridosmine, which is totally different from osmiridium. I distract Scratch with an MST of Subpar Smush Broas Mishan Forum God 2, allowing Split to get some Affinity up on him.
The Destructive Ender (Level 10: 1/11)
Miniature Green Sun && Red Dye = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 4/11)
I'm not sure if I can further my alchemies if dead, but darn.
I respawn.
Unknown Entity: 31/40
Bling Bayonet && Pi Launcher && MLG Sniper Rifle && Black Hole Bomb = MLG Vortex Bayonet (Level 5: 3/6)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Woo more armor 25/50
Gatekeeper's Scythe 7/??
Personal Force Field && Azure Essence 4/11 (Ultrafield)
Blood (Aspect) Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 33)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 22)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-28, Talist-14, Gutza1-2, Tazz-18. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I walk up to one of the entrances and fire BT: Blitzkrieg directly into the center of the Guards, the high megaton-range microatomic bomb's immense destructive force reflecting off the presumably either invulnerable or nuke-resistant walls over and over to incinerate everything not sharing a faction with me with temperatures hotter than the surface of the Sun. That or just hit everything in the room with 52.783 megatons of Monochromium fission.
All charges progress!
+1 to Erelye!
+1 to Engie!
Limbo:
My shadow wills itself to fly, then travels over the strange, misty world of the Afterlife, searching for something of relevance.
The Anachron:
There are six engineers, now. One of them was caught in an electrical discharge, presumably from a damaged capacitor, and burned to plasma, grounded hazard suit and all.
The survivors, more cautious now, have reached one of the entrances to Crewsec, and, after a few minutes, passed the blast doors as well. The area they have reached is one of the unpressurized maintenance corridors, bulkheads lit only by their helmet lamps. Turning a corner, they nearly run into a suited corpse, floating off the ground in the low gravity, since the suit's magboots disabled to save power. The visor is totally transparent in this dim environment, revealing hard blue cryogenic ice, filled with slowly moving drifts of the nanites the body was implanted with. The face is not visible.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
TURN 3/3
Irrigo Prism && Obsidian-Tipped Wand 6/6 COMPLETE Nanofusioncomputer (NFC) && Concentrated Magic Reserves 6/6 COMPLETE Crystal Ball && Soul of Sight ((Terraria)) && Time Essence 6/6 COMPLETE
If successful planting the bomb, I head over to an unmined access point. If not, I attempt to reach 2 again. Either way, I call up a shield of autonomous networked self-propelled drones around the Owl Effigy.
Ork Horde 19/50 Dreams unfold in your mind, called back from a forgotten vault in your memory...
*Having Recurring Dreams: Death by Water has increased to 6!* thedrownedwakes
5/49
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Yeah. We can put up with it. You deserve a break.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!

Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
I take the potion of doubleexperience, and mix in gunpowder before I do anything else. 1/3 This needs to be usable on other people.
Castle:
Christoff, recognizing that something is probably about to go horribly wrong, decides not to make a beeline for the access points.
Instead, he uses his powers to zombify every single dead guard, bringing them to his team. (Call it AG, even though Christoff is technically neutral, because I'm not changing alignment just for this event)
He leaves the zombie guards behind to interfere with things, and then notices the fuses that have been laid down.
Time to leave.
Christoff zooms out the front door of the castle, not wanting to be caught in a melee when the last explosives get set.
Grayhold: (okay, I think we're good then.)
Eric turns around
Astria? Are you coming?
Its okay if you don't want to, but I need to know whether or not I have backup before I go in.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Also, damn you, Daylight Savings.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I drive The Metalbender into a guard.
I then heal The Streamer.
Insidous Fixture Complete!
The New 52 Complete!
Blue Sun Bedsheets 5/6
Needlewands && Peppermint Northern Lights && Enderpearl 5/X
Balltergeist's Blues ~~~ Loom
Doge 15/30
Beardger 7/20
Peppermint Northern Lights: A chunk of semi-transparent green peppermint candy with purple stripes, made to resemble northern lights.