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Well, again, there is a helluva lot more fallout from a gigaton bomb than a suitcase nuke, but I understand better now.
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Also the Mainframe would send a wave of intense gravitational force outwards from its location at the speed of light pulling everything it passed over to accelerate towards the Mainframe at ludicrous acceleration values, as well as nearly stopping time in the affected area due to said intense gravitational force. TL;DR, anything its gravity affects would become a hyper-relativistic {99.99999repeating% of lightspeed} projectile targeted unerringly on the Mainframe while being prevented from moving forward in time.
My Action: I crash an entire server into the gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: Everyone panics because SCP-682 is escaping.
EXOS Action: EXOS again attempts to bypass everything preventing it from blasting the Limbo Gatekeeper with lightning, then blasts the limbo gatekeeper with lightning.
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Hm... let me try something... I heal the gatekeeper for a massive 1 HP! Counter that! I DARE you! I DOUBLE DARE you!
I turn to the Masters (thats what they're called, right?) and ask them:
So, you're convicting a group of people and assuming the crimes of the group apply to each member? I'd say that's amoral. Which would end up making you hypocrites, right? You said yourselfs that I have "a pure heart". And its not just that I've avoided bad karma or whatever. I've tried to do the right thing, which, sadly, hasn't worked out most of the time. I tried to save the End and the Nether (Although, I later helped restore the Nether.), I tried to save the Red Dragon, and I've saved the lives of Wilson an- er... never mind. Although, if you can see everything, you might already know who I'm talking about. But please don't tell anyone.
(OOC: Last part was some more forshadowing stuff I'm trying to throw in around the place. You don't really have to worry about it too much)
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Awkward Potion OOO That longish poppy found up in the Farlands = Potion of Corruption DONE
I should probably make armor for people... Anyone want anything in particular?
Diamond && Emerald && ruby && sapphire && Garnet && Topaz && Cat's Eye && Zoisite (a kind of clear yellow green gem) = ??? 1/? (basically a rainbow of gems)
Chain Chestplate && bottled fire (fire makes chainmail) && wax = ??? 1/?
huh? Intergalactic space paladins or something? Also, job description? Are you asking me to join? Hm... I don't really know what being in this would exactly involve...
Something kinda random, but who exactly is Tricky? I remember trying to fling him off an edge way back... ah... good times... Then he shouted "BURN" at me or something and tried to kill me. Also good times.
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 3/11)
Orb of Sanity && Essence of every Therapist ever && Hyperconcentrated Sanity Fuel = Orb of Calm (Level ?: 3/7)
And now, the reason why I wanted the upgraded orb of Sanity...Spiral Sucker (Level 9) > Fine (Level 10: 1/11)
So, apparently using alchemies on this guy is bad news.
I proceed to use Smashform to turn into Jumpform again and get on the highest position atop the Gatekeeper as I possibly can. I then moprh to Queenform and blast the Gatekeeper with the pure power of Queenly-ness in the form. I then morph into Ikechu and due a Great Aether on the thing. I then morph to Swordform and give the Gatekeeper about 1000 rapid-fire slashes from my new super-sword. I then morph back to myself and almost attempt to ride the thing like a Mechanical bull, then realize I did that already. The ghost of the Wall of Thorns, attracted by the flare and my attempt to ride something like a mechanical bull, appears and agresses the Gatekeeper by wrapping itself around it, then suddenly exploding. It reforms elseware.
I also show off to the Everyman about my multiple colorful Trickster Alchemies and tell it of my time on the battlefield, from my start fighting murphy's law to the MBoA to the Arrival and Glitch to the Trials before this one, up to the creation of Doc Scratch. This is in an attempt to get his Creativity up, in case this wasn't clear.
Spiral Sucker > Fine = Pumpkinsucker (Level 10: 1/11)
I respawn. Perhaps a better question would be 'why do we subject you to this many posts,' Twin. The answer is completely illogical nonsense involving a space fish and a bed made of solid xenon bricks fused together with sentient greed.
Grayhold Citadel, 20:34
Grayhold continues to descend. A large explosion can be heard from the collapsed remnants of the west side. Flux and Taint spew forth from the wound in the fortress, pouring into the sky. The telekinetic force generators are suddenly disabled by some force. The rupture appears to have activated some form of defensive shield. The generators are then crushed by their own telekinetic force. Net, perhaps you could try going into the place, instead of stopping it externally? Unless you want to fight the Violet Sentinel, that is. Assuming it hasn't gone to help repair the Anachron. According to the psionic emissions of Grayhold over the past enquier, I can determine that the Violet Sentinel attempted to help repair the Anachron's failing reactors from a distance. It could not repair the destroyed ones in any way, but it was helping. Or attempting to.
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I cannot respond to Piono, due to literally being dead on the floor. However, Eric doesn't know this. Somebody sees the message appear on the screen, and walks over.
They examine it for a few seconds, before pulling out some sort of portable computing device, and consulting a memo. They then proceed to respond.
AT: Oh god. This is incredibly awkward, and kind of despondent.
((This is utilizing Pesterchum, right? Considering that I do not have any other messaging applications in-game. If not, I'll change it. I am extremely sorry for the inconvenience. I don't feel as if I have been acting at the height of my mental capacity these past few days.))
Also, Twin, I have one thing to say about this massive series of prolific responses. Talking is a free action.
OBJECTION! There is nothing about how SCP-239's range is limited.
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Taken from SCP-239's page:
SCP-239 seemingly has the ability to do whatever she expresses a will to do. Put simply, the subject can do anything that she truly wants to do on a basal psychological level as long as she is conscious. Fortunately, she only seems to be able to affect herself and her immediate surroundings; therefore, "If she can see it, she can change it."
Bring a swarm of simple rocks, basic torrents of water, normal spinning blades, mathamatical thunder bolts, and observable smothering clouds down onto the face of the Gatekeeper, in a uncreative fashion. Using the Monsterous Anglics.
Spinning Gloves && Jet Turbine && Electric Generator. (5/6)
Gloves && Machine Guns. (3/3) Completed!
Make Captcha (TVTROPES) (2/6)
22/30 Vicious Overture.
14/20 Deviljho.
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
GLOVES OF KILLING URGENTLY: A set of metal gloves that can switch into machine guns in a pinch.
Okay finally have internet access again. Tazz, I've already alchemized the Fine of the Spiral Sucker. It's the Pumpkinsucker, it's a weapon, and that's really all there is to say on the matter. I then take out the Octoroon Rangoon, and concentrate, destroying a ridiculous amount of possibilities for the Gatekeeper. I then take the ultimate expression of control, and railroad the Gatekeeper. Literally. A train whistle is heard off in the distance, and an infamous vehicle comes in. It's Mr. Bone's Wild Ride, now in train form. It collides into the Gatekeeper, and takes it on a 6-year long train ride of doom, eventually turning into the Euthanasia Coaster, making the Gatekeeper's heart-equivalent unable to pump blood-equivalent to its brain-equivalent, causing it to take heavy brain damage from asphyxiation and lowering its creativity.
I then chug 5 Potions of Nectar, not caring about whether that's healthy, unless I don't get health back like that.
I then revive Gutza and Cobalt with the Sparklers.
Ire, I'm offering the Twitchy Staff for the Sacred Pool Balls.
Charges Inc. 48/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 2/11
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 9/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 9/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 31)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-29, Talist-6. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Amp takes a hit from something and decides to take a brief vacation, by way of a very short, badly aimed flight to Split at extremely high velocity.
I watch my counterpart sail away at a reasonable Mach value, then turn back to the Gatekeeper, drawing the Helbringers, then, after a moment, lowering them. I would not risk slaying it, a being containing myriad souls, with these dark weapons. Instead I, in an inquiring state of mind, use the Crashlander on the Gatekeeper!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
{Incidentally, while you might assume that the Antibent version of Bender is physically impossible, it is in fact capable of happening, provided the entire assembly was kept below 5/50,000ths of a degree Kelvin at all times, a temperature at which there is so little atomic activity that matter and antimatter no longer interact normally.}
The Anachron:
The raw arcane power of Grayhold burns through the last spasms of Anachron's esoteric defenses, along with yet another section of hull, to briefly overcharge the containment field of Reactor 8, allowing the last remaining fuel in the chamber to safely burn off, leaving it and the other two fully intact reactors to power Anachron, after repair personnel arrive to undo the emergency SCRAM on R8, that is. The remaining power from Grayhold, flaring blindly through the ruins, runs into one of the partially failed monochromic reactors, sending a searing wave of color-eating light back along the path-of-least-resistance it created from the surface. From the perspective of Netpatham's agent on the ground, the entire world flashes black-and-white, and then physics briefly become quite unstable. After a few seconds of random anomalies, the universe stabilizes itself, leaving the light strangely pale, and apparently halving local gravity, presumably slowing Grayhold's descent.
The seven Dwarven engineers who survived the Red Attack carefully guide their jury-rigged vessel into a fissure in the left door of Hangar 16, a safe path to the interior of Anachron. A short and inept landing later, they emerge, squat, hazard-suited figures cautious in the suddenly-unfamiliar terrain of their home.
"Heh, if it's just us, it'll be like the world's weirdest new outpost, but without any more Mountainhome!"
"Shaddup, Urist. This is bad. Real, real bad."
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The Crashlander suddenly activates, its many fuel rods energizing the nuclear devices deep inside the weapon! It begins to hiss and glow erratically, so you load the weapon in one of your guns and fire it, watching it spin towards the Gatekeeper! You run away to a safe distance and see a massive monochrome mushroom appear from the Gatekeeper's location! 15,000 damage!
> Alchemies (if Generic's attempt worked)
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Great Leader's Bow (6/6)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (5/5)
Awkward Potion O0O Essence of SCP-590 = Potion of Damage Transfer (1/2)
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> Action: Out of ideas (File, 591 B)
If Generic's attempt to revive me failed, I respawn manually for the first time. (Alchemies will be fixed later.)
Either way, I freeze in place as my AIs take over for me on my CobaltShade account. This lasts until the Trial ends or until I die again. (This is purely cosmetic, so don't count it.)
> Author's Note
I see you used the Deseret translator I used. The lack of a schwa in Deseret messes with the phonetic transliteration. For instance, it gave the transliteration of "filled" as "𐑁𐐨𐐷𐐲𐐼", which in IPA is /fiːjʌd/. It also did not recognize some of the words.
GREAT LEADER'S BOW: A jet-black bow with four built-in arrow rests for maximum ammo capacity. It's fabled to be used by the Great Leader himself, and is infused with the power of the Hangul language.
THAI OSMIRIBOW: A bow forged from osmiridium with an ancient inscription on its surface. It is infused with the power of the Thai language.
Awkward Potion OOO SCP-590 Essence = Potion of Damage Transfer (1/2)
Bleh! I was gonna post again, but then my PC did that thing where you can't type and it just makes locked or so noises when you press anything!
Barbed Zillygui && Hockey Mask= Barbmask of ZillyPAIN
I then put it on. It shall deal 3 damage to me each turn, but the blood letting increases my attack power!
I then realise I ALMOST have a full set! Woot! I show off by headbutting the gatekeeper!
Barbhammer of Zillycille && Hockey Mask = Barbmask of Zillyowch
BARBMASK OF ZILLYOWCH: A hockey mask wrapped in barbed wire. It will deal 3 damage per turn to whoever is wearing it, but will boost one of their attacks each turn by 50%.
I doubt the Gatekeeper will have oneshot me (and if it has, damn that is one OP motha! I respawn), so...
"Heh. I wonder what happens to all of those souls when you die..."
CONSUME, targeting the Gatekeeper. Because, y'know, eating things generally helps kill them. Ooh, are the individual souls that make up the Gatekeeper's body aware of their plight and/or screaming in pain/fear?
-Elsewhere-
"I SEE. I'LL NOTIFY YOU IF I NEED ASSISTANCE."
The Mainframe's engines activate again, propelling it to the next destination - Grayhold Citadel. Upon realizing that said citadel is literally falling into destruction, the Mainframe edges closer, until the vast gravity field generated by virtue of being enormous takes hold, pulling upwards.
[GRAVITATIONAL EFFECT ON SUBJECT: 1.21 N/kg]
"WHAT HAPPENED HERE? THE SHEER AMOUNT OF MAGICAL ENERGY SUGGESTS SOMETHING AKIN TO A CLASS OF NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVE, ALBEIT MANA-BASED."
A small round object blasts out of the Mainframe and onto the surface of Grayhold Citadel, uncurling into a Dragonfly Drone, which promptly enters the citadel, two machine guns extending from beside where its head connects to the rest of its body.
I will Try to Summon a Player called Fail Mage He is Really Powerful and have a Extremely Powerful Spell which deals Massive Damage but 10% Success Chance 500 HP and 4 Respawns Please Protect him at all Costs he Wont leave after Finally Damages the Gatekeeper expect if he Died 4 times he will Blow himself up for Huge Damage There is a Stronger Form of him after He Succeeded Casted his Spell 3 times 1/15
I will Try to Manufacture more Sacred Items and i Sliced the Gatekeeper's Damaged Armor with my Steel Diamond Katana
Total Damage so Far: 66750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000
Regen Crystal Dust OOO Hi Potion 2/2 Potion of Regeneration III has been Made!
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
+3 to all Sacred Items!
2,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
POTION OF REGENERATION III: An extremely powerful Potion of Regeneration.
Right after the Comb Rave ends, Lothyra looks in astonishment.
What did that honey do to me? Why did I have the Space symbol? Argh. I have this splitting headache. (Lothyra doesn't know about her being the Knight of Space. Don't have someone tell her)
She tries to look into her mind, but all she sees is the Space symbol. She then picks herself up. Okay. Now to alchemy. She then alchemizes Mirror -O Shrink and Turbine -O Shrink. After that, she rolls the Fluorite Octet again at the Gatekeeper. Bender uses Supercell on the Gatekeeper.
(Description of iAntimak coming)
Okay then.
LAER MEDIUM CANISTER: A canister made to hold mixtures of gas used in gas dynamic lasers.
Mirror -O Shrink = Small Mirror (1/2)
Turbine -O Shrink = Small Turbine (1/2)
What a shocker.
1-7-5-4-6-1-5-7
An insanely long row of dominoes lines up and a hammer tips one over, creating a chain reaction! Each domino is bigger than the last, ultimately resulting in a very large domino slamming down onto the Gatekeeper for 9,000 damage!
15/50 (Amp'd)
Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I equip The Harbinger. However, I stop, before going in any motion to attack the Gatekeeper. Eldritch energy being exuded from the general area would like distort the life-force of the Gatekeeper, and presumably transform it into some sort of raging beast privy to the wayward desires of elder horrors. I am nearly certain this would occur, as the Outer Gods certainly offer a level of freedom and escape beyond that of the Elder Gods. Generally because the Outer Gods find this makes people/amalgamations of souls loyal to them. Rather intelligent. Of course, we are referring to eldritch abominations, beings who are generally regarded either as supergeniuses, or brainless. Then, the incomprehensible beasts manipulate them, twist them, and order them to do their bidding. This usually ends up resulting in a Mi-Go invasion of the planets or dimensions inhabited by the servants originally. Conquering eldritch demon races are not exactly beneficial to a planet's life. I would assume this event, and countless others, condition the servants, turning them into monsters. It is rather interesting neurologically, if you look at it. It's essentially what occurred to the Handmaid. She was brought up in a life of brutal servitude and discipline, to a horrific extent. This was so detrimental to her mental health that she would literally do anything to die, when she directly entered the service of Lord English. Including what she did to Alternian society. Then, she goes, offers her job to the Condesce, and gets herself killed. This was both her punishment and her reward, though primarily the latter. I'm going off on a tangent. Sorry. Anyhow, I de-equip the Harbinger, and cast Horrorterror on the Gatekeeper, empowering the Battle Technique with the unadulterated energy of my rambling. However, I cast a spell of reflection. Therefore, if any counterattacks occur, they will be reflected into the Gatekeeper, who will likely have a reflection spell active as well, reflecting it back into my reflection, which will reflect it back into the Gatekeeper, and so on. I can assure you that my spells will last longer than whatever it has.
~
While I am surprised Split made the guide, it is to be expected. He's been trapped in here for almost half of a human year, so he's certainly had some free time.
Glad to see you've enjoyed your stay. Hah. But, no. I probably do not want to hear your tales of the cruel and unusual punishments doled out by that Council. I'm not exactly pure of heart. At the current moment, I am nearly certain my castle is collapsing into the Void, exuding enough Flux Gas to cover the entirety of the server in about a meter or two thick layer. But, I am not going to dwell on that. I'll break you out of there. While I don't exactly have any control over you whatsoever, I will merely ask you to try and refrain from killing me. We can save that for after Scratch. Give me a moment.
I draw the Hazel Wand, amethyst energy trailing off of its every movement. Then, I wave it, and a large drill whose head is composed entirely of Ichorium appears. I telekinetically levitate the thing into the air, and slowly force the thing to drill through the bedrock cage, preferably without harming Split. I vaporize the lava, or attempt to do so. As the drill slowly makes its way through the bedrock wall, I mutter hundreds of incantations of an occult nature, flicking the Hazel Wand occasionally, slowly breaking down any and all mystical wards preventing me from destroying the cage. I do hope this works. If not, I peruse my vast knowledge of arcane ability, and attempt to break the wards themselves, before proceeding to destroy the bedrock with the drill, and vaporizing the lava. If that fails, I attempt to teleport each block of bedrock away from the cage, piece by piece, until an opening is made, when I proceed to vaporize the lava and let Split free. Twin, do you want me to do this? Is it necessary, or am I making one of the largest mistakes I have ever dreamed of?
Grayhold Citadel, 08:15
The halving of the local gravity appears to have slowed Grayhold's descent immensely. Large amounts of Flux condense in an Essentia Dynamo, fueling it. This provides energy to an Essentia Pylon, projecting essentia in a healing fashion, directly into the Anachron. The large amounts of essentia affix themselves to certain parts of the Third Manufactory, and attempt to repair it. Mutual help is important in disasters, I have heard. Then, almost as if in response to the drone landing within Grayhold, a monolithic explosion can be heard from the collapsed side of the fortress, apparently exceeding that of a nuclear bomb by a large margin. I am not going to get into the problems I have with mana, especially the fact that it is a generalized concept referring to a broad variety of internal magical fuels, and does not actually exist. Anyhow, a rather large Thaumium golem, apparently unaffected by the temporal lock, turns to look at the drone from a high part of the citadel. It appears to have a large amount of upgrades within it, phosphorescent light being emitted from the Vis shards. The entity appears to have a large amount of Voidmetal stabilizing what appears to be a Golem Animation Core in its chest. It possesses two eyes, both of which are completely amethyst, radiating pure psionic energy. The creature is surrounded by a fair amount of controversy within the confines of the fortress. Some say that the creature came forth from the sealed chambers of the Lord-Archmage, but others call this, and the mere existence of the Lord-Archmage as well, complete and utter lunacy. Anyhow, this Violet Sentinel looks at the drone, radiating psionic power.
Which would prove to be expedient? The long story, or the short story?
18,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Well alright then. Let's see if you're good enough.
You prepare to break out Spl... Haha. Ha. No. No way. There's no way you're actually doing this, right? There's NO WAY you're ACTUALLY, LEGITIMATELY breaking this piece of crap out of here, right? He's... He's a CANCER! A TUMOR! He's going to hurt everything he touches! He's going to KILL everything he touches! He's going to mercilessly destroy everything just for FUN! He's... he's...
He's a valuable asset in regards of beating Scratch.
...
Fine. Break him out.
Split leaps out of the cage and watches you vaporize the lava. He suddenly equips Broken Anachronism and holds it intently. He turns to look at you and nods.
Hey, looks like you were! You've got a lot of power in you if you're capable of breaking bedrock. You can head back to the Gatekeeper now. I'll catch up with you. There's some business I have to attend to first.
The clock on Broken Anachronism's surfaces flashes red and in its place is a compass. The actual blade itself becomes a rod with a spiraling pattern etched into its surface. Split holds the rod in the air, which hums with a powerful temporal energy. It looks like all the souls that resided in town hall (who were trying to torture Split) are about to wreak vengeance on him for escaping. But not on Split's watch.
Instantly, all of the souls are flung into the air and scattered in the cardinal directions, soaring through the air. When they land on the ground, they collapse into dust. Split stows the sword away and adjusts his shirt.
Well, that went well. Come on, everyone. It's time.
With that, Split teleports away to the Gatekeeper.
I use my otherworldly powers to summon the world warrior, who performs a HADOKEN! While i distract the Godmodder by playing the tuba. If it hits, it does 1 hp of damage... And leaving him with some burns.
Since you never specified a target, the HADOKEN sails into the sky aimlessly!
You can't interact with the Godmodder right now, since you're in Limbo and can't interact with anything in any other dimension! You'll have to break out first by destroying the Gatekeeper.
I was Attending the Academy and i see Lots of Japanese and English Tezuka Manga and Ideas of Making more Damage and Beating up Godmodders plus the Forbidden Extreme Gear that the Godmodder Formerly had in Destroy the Godmodder before i go in the Academy i Fired a Kamehame Hadouken and Launching a Shoryuken at the Gatekeeper and i was making more random Sacred Items during the Fight
Total Damage so Far: 66750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
I get some of Piono's old 1-post summons. You know, the ones that were just creature after creature after creature? Yeah, those. I then throw them at the GATEKEEPER!
I get the Twilisaber and stab the Gatekeeper with it.
They are all dead thanks to the Curse of Repetitiveness™! All except Kurak, who's still living it up in that bedrock cage.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
26/30 x1, 27/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use the potion airdropper to drop six potion of nectar on myself
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 11/11 (iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 11/11
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 2/11
Posioned Dagger AND Azure Essence 1/11
+2 to generic
Would it help if I bolded finished alchemies? I will start doing that.
+8 HP!
4,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
It would also help if you kept track of what your alchemies made.
GENDER GLOBESTRIKER: A large spacecraft whose Gender Blaster is nuclear-powered. Its range can extend to the circumference of an entire planet.
iBLUETORRENT: A very large terminal that is colored in various shades of blue and is made from the metal of Ultramarine. It has six or so prongs sticking out of the top of it that allow the user to pinpoint the weather going on around the world and change it at will in either the past or the present. The terminal is also capable of producing a large ball of electricity in order to attack foes.
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 3/11)
Orb of Sanity && Essence of every Therapist ever && Hyperconcentrated Sanity Fuel = Orb of Calm (Level 6: 4/7)
I'm going to see if you recalled that wrong, because I'm too lazy to go back and check, though if it is, I'll quit this. Spiral Sucker (Level 9) > Fine: ??? (Level 10: 2/11)
I use the Oblivion's Topper and mentally manipulate the Limbo Gatekeeper. However, instead of making it attack itself or anything like that, which probably wouldn't work, I mentally adjust it so that it's far, far less creative, by taking away all the more creative thoughts and just yanking them out, leaving a less original and less dangerous Limbo Gatekeeper. I then give the supercreative thoughts to Everyman, hopefully blostering his Creativity. If this action is impossible, I instead use the Orchid Fires the Oblivion Topper provides to heat up a Critmist potion, turning it into actual mist and spreading it among the next two posters to attack the Gatekeeper.
Oblivion's Topper inflicts -12% Creativity to the Gatekeeper and +1 Creativity to the Everyman!
TURN 1/3
Winter Diamond 3/3 COMPLETE
Potion of Magic 2/2 COMPLETE
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Infused Correspondence Stone 2/?
Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand 2/4
Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength 1/2
Seeing that the Gatekeeper draws power/inspiration from the Alchemies people use on him, I decide to keep building up Alchemies to use later and meanwhile attack with more basic attacks, or otherwise support the more powerful players. I take the Diamond-Tipped Wand and begin to draw white-glowing runes in the air in front of me, casting a spell of protection from harm and greater ability to inflict the same across the players around me. I order the Nanofusioncomputer, or NFC for short, to take up position as a pair of bracers on my arms, pending further commands.
The orks' spores have settled in, and begin to grow... 3/50
WINTER DIAMOND: A pale blue diamond that is extremely cold to the touch. It quells flames and lava and freezes anything it touches.
POTION OF MAGIC: A multicolored potion that has a large amount of magic inside of it.
Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength (1/2)
(The finale of The DTG Games 2.5 is up now! Go check it out in the forge or something. I don't care.)
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: 37/45/Negative Infinity
I test out these Kolma Arcs on the gatekeeper. I won't risk it this time.
I take out the Hope Crusher and crush the Gatekeeper's hopes of being creative, then force it to spew Hello Meatbags1 repeatedly, causing it to take lethal embarrassment damage. I also punch Split's cage, then ask him what's the deal with this setup anyways.
Charges Inc. 50/50 Charges Inc. files a patent in the past, and acquires the right to every octet ever alchemized, and I get duplicates of all of them. They then boost all level 9 players' experience gain rate to 2x, since me getting all the octets isn't really much other than just skipping past manual duplication.
Lucky 8r8k 2/50 (split my +2)
First Aid && Azure Essence 3/11
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 10/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 10/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 32)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 3)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-31, Talist-6. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
-4% Creativity!
Split, now with you near the Gatekeeper, shrugs.
I guess they were all out to get me for some reason. Everyone in this place seems intent on making sure that I recieve as much torture and pain as possible.
The bonus applies, but it will only last for two turns! Better make the most of it!
17/50
Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I ask the Council about my numerous crimes, if I may. Well, if you want to write a response, that is.
So, the Gatekeeper repeats whatever attacks we throw at it. That might be problematic. Unless, of course, we can deal damage of a type we are all colloquially immune to. I wonder... so, Split says that we should be able to decrease the Gatekeeper's Creativity to stop it from counterattacking so effectively. I can work with that. I grab the Braineraser. If this thing doesn't kill the Gatekeeper instantly, it will almost certainly lower its creativity, along with its brain mass. I scrutinize the Gatekeeper briefly with an unblinking stare. The souls within the core were caught attempting to escape. They shall be freed, in time. If it must be done, we can tear the Gatekeeper to pieces, and place each individual soul into a Warded Soul Jar. Hopefully, it won't come to that. I proceed to avert my eyes from the Gatekeeper, before opening a thick tome with a maroon cover, otherwise referred to as the Braineraser. The eldritch script inscribed upon the paper of the book scorches the mind of the Gatekeeper both in reality and metaphorically. The cerebrum of the Gatekeeper (or the collective souls, if need be) is scorched inexplicably by some incomprehensible force. The metaphorical scorching is far more abstract, as should be expected. The metaphorical scorching eradicates the Gatekeeper's latest trains of thought, sapping its creativity away to fuel further neural annihilation. All the while, I stand, watching the entire occurrence, unaffected by the eldritch knowledge. I work with this kind of thing rather often, so I've developed several methods of protection. Unfortunately, the Gatekeeper is incapable of performing them. Well, it is good for us. You know what I mean. Those protection methods are typically along the lines of not looking at the deadly words, something that is currently impossible for the Gatekeeper. Hah. Just to be safe, I close the book, but not before it annihilates the Gatekeeper's capacity to create words, hopefully disabling its counterattack, if it occurs.
Your intensive studies in thaumic magic, while greatly furthering knowledge and research in several fields, are highly debilitative and unsafe to the environment. Your powerful attacks cause great damage to the environment, and your frequent attacks centered around the Outer Gods and the way that you use them are obscene and extremely occult. In addition, your Citadel produces high amounts of magical materials that are very lethal to the environment and also could potentially create a structural collapse of part of the Void, what with it slowly falling through it and all.
My Action: I use my new alchemy to attack gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation reprograms a ship that they had in orbit. The ship warps to Scratch's location, drops out of warp extremely briefly (like 1/10th of a second briefly), re-establishes the warp field with Doc Scratch inside of it, then warps at warp 10 (or however fast it can warp, but it was built as an exploration ship with warp 10) into the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy (if it cannot reach this black hole for some reason, it warps to the most dangerous thing it can reach, like another black hole) before Scratch realizes what is going on (warp 10 is INSTANT warp to anywhere, and the AI traps Scratch in the field faster than his reaction time lets him react (his reaction time is 3/10th of a second). Doc Scratch is obliterated by the black hole, and cannot escape because the black hole is by definition inescapable.E
EXOS Action: EXOS hacks into the server data and changes Doc Scratch's HP to be visible so we know how much damage we have to do to beat it.
Lothyra sets the SciAntimak to "Physics" mode, then fires it at the Limbo Gatekeeper. Hopefully that mode will be best suited to fight ethereal entities like the unarmored Limbo Guardian. She then alchemizes Small Mirror -O Shrink and Small Turbine -O Shrink. Bender summons the Ghostbusters (attack, not actual summon) and orders them to attack the Limbo Gatekee-
Wait, why are they... OH GOD THEY'RE CROSSING THE STREA-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* (against the Gatekeeper)
SMALL MIRROR: Yep.
SMALL TURBINE: Yep.
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Small Mirror -O Shrink = Tiny Mirror (1/2)
Small Turbine -O Shrink = Tiny Turbine (1/2)
I threw a Grenade at the Gatekeeper which can Duplicate more Explosions until the Tiniest ones Blasted at him and i Made the Rest of the Sacred items and i cant make them anymore til the Following Turn
Total Damage so Far: 66750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
TURN 2/3
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Infused Correspondence Stone 3/?
Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand 3/4
Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength 2/2 COMPLETE
Potion of Magic x2 1/1
FRIVOLOUS ATTACK TITLE: APPLE OF DISCORD
I put away the Diamond-Tipped Wand, the spell having completed, and decide to invoke instead a force which should be capable of defeating a gestalt entity like this one. A golden orb of light begins to grow in my hand as I invoke the power of Strife. It coalesces (after a suitably dramatic charging time) into a glowing golden apple, which I toss at the Gatekeeper with a cry of, "τη καλλίστη!". Each soul making up the Gatekeeper sees their heart's desire instead of the golden apple, and several break free of the Gatekeeper's body to attempt to claim the apple, while others fight amongst themselves while still in the Gatekeeper to break free and claim their desire. The cumulative disorder this causes in the Gatekeeper both deals damage and lowers his Creativity slightly due to destroying his mental focus. The apple, having accomplished all this, dissipates in a blast of disordered energy, further damaging the Gatekeeper and lowering his Creativity.
The spores continue to grow... 4/50
Oh, whoops:
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Parallel Stone (Level 4: 3/5)
POTION OF STRENGTH: Upon use, minicrits the drinker's next attack.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
27/40 x1, 28/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I heal myself with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 3/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 2/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 1/11
(A wand of convenience is a wand for people who suck at magic, because a normal wand in my magic system would not be good for their health. Only capable of minor magic. Let me elaborate on how wands work a little. They aren't necessary for magic, and don't help with doing it per se. However, they do amplify the power of any magic the wielder does, and make it take less out of them. Wands have inherent magic in them, but wands of convenience obviously have less. If someone who was bad at magic tried using a normal one, they wouldn't be able to control the inherent magic, and something horrible would happen. Well, good things could happen too, but statistically horrible. Almost everyone in Blue's universe is capable of magic though, but most people suck, including her, hence these are rather common. This was not meant to become a tangent.)
+2 to generic
+4 HP!
Wand of Convenience && Azure Essence = Wand of Inconvenience (Level 10: 1/11)
WHAT IDIOT MADE THEM CROSS THE STREAMS?! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDER!
FRY DID IT!
FRY ISN'T EVEN HERE! Grr.
Lothyra alchemizes Expansion Nozzle -O Shrink and Tiny Mirror & Aluminum Foil = Tiny Semitransparent Mirror. She then gathers sacred items and uses Existence Now on the Gatekeeper. Bender uses the manipulative powers of the Remote Magnepulators to make the Gatekeeper BITE HIS SHINY METAL @SS.
You know we Guardians don't like giving spoilers. Plus, my knowledge only pertains to Paradox Space, meaning I don't have quite as good of an idea what will happen here. I will tell you this, though. You using that weapon is a foregone conclusion. Your success is not. Yet.
TURN 3/3
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Infused Correspondence Stone 4/?
Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand 4/4 COMPLETE
Potion of Strength x2 1/1
Potion of Strength O0O Potion of Magic 1/3
I pull the Diamond-Tipped Wand back out and continue casting spells. This time, the runes I channel my magic through have a distinctly menacing appearance. A blue orb begins to waver into existence in front of me, created by the magical power I am channeling into the fabric of Limbo's reality. It elongates and begins to spin out into a shimmering halo around the wand. The halo slowly enlarges and brightens until it looks about sized for the Gatekeeper's bulk. With a flick of my wand, I toss the coruscating halo at the Gatekeeper, where it comes to rest just above its head. The halo crackles and discharges, tendrils of blue mental magic seeping into the Gatekeeper's collection of souls and scouring its mind of creative thoughts, incidentally doing minor damage.
The spores continue to grow... 5/50
OBSIDIAN-TIPPED WAND: An upgraded version of the Diamond-Tipped Wand with a tip forged from Obsidian, granting it a stronger connection to magic.
Potion of Strength O0O Potion of Magic = Potion of Witchcraft (1/3)
After having finished my alchemies, I make duplicates of them and turn them over to Fseftr. "Thank you for the business." I then take out the Bulletesseract, and use it, shielding me and a bunch of AGs from whatever the Gatekeeper's about to do.
I then casually share a drink with the Everyman, and contemplate whether he gets creativity from drugs and alcohol anymore. If he doesn't I just give him some Delicious Fruit, which has been boiled three times so as to make it edible. I then toss a million Delicious Fruits at the Gatekeeper, which cause heavy damage. I then tell him of everything that's happened so far in this war, and then tell him about all our shenanigans in #DTG2.
Lucky 8r8k 5/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 4/11
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 11/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 11/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 33)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 4)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-11, Talist-6. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
POTION GLOBEDROPPER: A large spacecraft forged from the metal of Ultramarine that has rows upon rows upon rows of potion cannons that can fire at the circumference of an entire planet! In gameplay terms, you can fire a potion at ten players at once, with a heavy cooldown afterwards.
THE BULLETESSERACT: A modified version of the Bulletdome that, on use, deploys a metal umbrella over the user's head that extends and warps geometry to form a giant tesseract. Multiple players can be protected by it, and its sheer impossibility can damage enemies if used offensively.
+1 Creativity! +1 Nutrition!
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! The Gatekeeper cares nothing of your shenanigans.
I have returned, everybody! I leap into action by taking the gatekeeper, and making him keep a gate I made just for him! The gate is flaming, poisoned, spiky(with thousand-foot long spikes), and comes with a FREE Cobaltshade quest! And he has to keep it by strapping it to his chest. With a straitjacket.
Welcome back, TT! Looks like you missed all the drama that went on over the past week...
X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 4/6
DONE Potion of Microstrength II OOO Hope Essence = Potion of Courage II 2/2
NEW Potion of Microstrength II OOO Shard of Split's cage = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I use my BATTLE TECHNIQUE: UNSNOP on the GATEKEEPER!
POTION OF COURAGE II: Upon use, imbues the user with a profound sense of courage, causing them to minicrit their next attack, no matter what it involves.
Potion of Microstrength II OOO Bedrock Shard = N/A
You slip into the power of memes and raise your hand against the Gatekeeper. Suddenly, you and it are teleported into a wonderful land full of .jpeg and sweetness. You and it enjoy yourselves in SBaHJLand, falling down stairs for what seems like an eternity. The Gatekeeper finally realizes that there is a life outside of Limbo and yearns for it. Yet, you end it all for in a heart-shattering instant by UNSNOPPING the Gatekeeper out of SBaHJland. Its heart broken, it takes 10,000 damage!
You are guilty of angering the upholder of the Narrative, TwinBuilder, via excess alchemy production. While not inherently evil, this would result in the creation of Him, a vile split who contributed nothing but chaos to your war and was a large factor to the violent Shatter of Build and Split. In addition, your other main split, Chaos, was an extremely corrupt creature and wreaked havoc on the Microsoft Labs where you were created. You are also guilty of spreading the vile corruption known as "memes" throughout the war and forcing them amongst others.
I don't suppose you could get the defenses to stop nuking my attempts to keep Grayhold stable and aboveground?
I head in and start throwing Potions of Repair II about like I have a nigh-infinite supply of them. Which I sort of do, because I have one of those fancy Wool global-access Enderchests which I use to receive a supply from the drone that was attempting to help the Anachron before it became clear that the potions were being wasted. I also attempt to repair the Citadel normally.
==Under Grayhold==
:Deploying Antigravity Generators:
:Antigravity generated in direct counteraction to normal Minecraftian gravity. Will be set to counter modified gravitic conditions as soon as Grayhold has resumed normal elevation.:
==Limbo==
Erelye, would you mind providing repair instructions for Grayhold?
*a hard-light screen materializes, displaying the current view from my screen*
==The Past==
)>Ahem. Calling Anachron, Theoretical Nonexistence II calling Anachron.
)>H3? I need a copy of you to reinstall on the Anachron after next update. Bad Things Happen. Unfortunately, we can't stop it.
==The Present==
==Limbo==
I pull out the Everysword again and wonder if it counts as ONE alchemy or whichever alchemy I'm using at the moment.
I then sheathe it and use CASTING CROWNS, because I STILL don't know what that does and I want to know.
I regale the Everyman with "Tales of The Gatekeeper Being Horribly Stupid and Pressing Buttons That Lower Its Creativity And Then Explode In Its Face" which I just wrote with the Charismatic Creation Pen (the Creation Pen Tazz inadvertently imbued with the Fires of Divine Charisma), upping the Everyman's Creativity due to the sheer variety of explosions involved, while lowering the Gatekeeper's Creativity because the story actually happened.
I duplicate the Charismatic Creation Pen, assuming I can...
I suggest that the Everyman use the Everysword to materialize alchemies. I then request a look at the descriptions of some of the various l9-10 swords you all have and I don't.
I preview All The Things alchemized together with ||. I wonder if that would make the Everything.
I pull out the fancy random potion sprayer thing I made a while back and ponder whether Healing or Harming would be better to use. I settle for a Potion of Flares II (extended) instead (Flares is Flaming Cuts, in case you've forgotten.).
You are guilty of breaching Section 5 Sub-Section 1 Paragraph 3 of the Interuniversal Code, which dictates that the Trifecta, the universes of Minecraftia and Earth Prime, and the multiverse of Paradox Space, are to be kept separate from all other universes with regards to character crossovers and other forum game universes. Namely, no character from another forum game who was introduced in said forum game can be directly ported to the Trifecta without suffering consequences.
It counts as one.
> Netpatham: COMBAT OPERANDI => CASTING CROWNS
You expend 10 Elf Tears to invoke the command.
You raise up the Origin Wand and watch as a multicolored aura appears at its tip! Suddenly, a burst of light shines across the entire area like a firework, and the power of innumerable glyphs surrounds the field! You feel the power of what seems like every glyph and magical spell in existence swirl around you at once, and you feel as if you simply can't contain it all! Thankfully, there's a target nearby that you can use to let this all out on. The Gatekeeper suddenly feels the power of thousands of magical spells at once slam into him, becoming frozen, burned, stretched inside out, thrown into a void, erased across time, sliced through, and much more all at once! When the cacophony subsides, it has taken 30,000 damage!
+1 Creativity to the Everyman! -4% Creativity to the Gatekeeper!
I forcibly infuse the Gatekeeper with a nonsentient computerized intellect, rendering it vastly less capable of improvisation or creativity, if providing it with an incidental boost to raw processing power.
Then, while it deals with this sudden alteration to the nature of its consciousness, I use the timeline-warping effect of my suit reactor to temporarily trade weapons with an alternate version of myself, fighting another very different foe, and thereby alterswapping the Helbringers, for the duration of this battle, into the Hellbreakers, a pair of golden longswords with very nearly the precise opposite pseudodivine effect; rather than irrevocably damning the souls of any slain with it to Hel, it frees any soul touched by it from bondage, allowing them to ascend into whatever there is to ascend into, my researchers have yet to find out.
Raising the Hellbreakers, I charge the Gatekeeper, slicing through the incorporeal swirls of its Core a hundred thousand times, and freeing a hundred thousand souls!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Past, commlog:
"Whil3 storing a gest4lt with an ally is an intere5ting idea, I mus7 refuse, for a number of reasons, the for3most of which th4t any attack severe 3nough to nece5sitate it by preventing both any surviving elements of the system and Amp from r3booting me would render it use1ess, as the entire7y of the hardware required to make me useful would be de5troyed or compromis3d."
The Anachron:
Energy arcs off the bulkheads around the Dwarves, who have by now nearly reached the inner Tiers, frightening them with the thought of electrocution as machinery in what remains of the Control Core begins to reform from the slag under the direction of Grayholdian thaumaturgy.
A stray electrical impulse along certain wires accidentally fires one of the surviving gauss cannons, launching a frangible Entropium slug, which slams into the ground near Grayhold at nearly .005C, spraying highly-entropic fallout over everything in the area. Lava cools, metal corrodes, destructive energies wind down harmlessly, stone settles, silence falls.
Limbo: I growl quietly, having only just caught up with what the Gatekeeper did.
"YOU CAN'T BE ME! ONLY I CAN BE ME!"
After my having declared this, the Gatekeeper takes Illegality-type damage. Somehow. I then smack him in the face with that old snowball gun alchemy that I never bothered using.
-Elsewhere-
"THE LONG STORY. TALKING IS A FREE ACTION, AFTER ALL."
The Mainframe draws closer, talking to the Thaumium Golem via the Dragonfly Drone. Said drone spreads it's wings out in a fashion that indicates distrust.
Chisel away at the core of the guardian, with the expert spinning power of Jet Edgy.
Spinning Gloves && Jet Turbine && Electric Generator. (6/6)
Make Captcha (TVTROPES) (3/6)
23/30 Vicious Overture.
15/20 Deviljho.
JET EDGY: A pair of metal gloves that seem to look like a jet engine. Powered by a built-in electric generator, these gloves have the spinning power of a jet turbine and generate plumes of fire like exhaust.
> Alchemies:
I duplicate two potions of Panacea II
Awkward Potion O0O Essence of SCP-590 = Potion of Damage Transfer (1/2) [on hold]
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> Alchemies (if I respawned manually):
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Great Leader's Bow (6/6)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (5/5)
Awkward Potion O0O Essence of SCP-590 = Potion of Damage Transfer (1/2)
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> 03 Action: Healing Spheres
03/> I jump on the account and pull out Sacra Geometria. I perform the series of moves U' D2 (R U R) (F (U R U' R') F') (R U' R) U F' L2 U2 D2 R2 U' R' D2 B D2 B' D2 F2 D2' (U R U' R') (U R' U R') (U R U R') (U R2 U' R2) D2. Tapping the R center, a giant redstone block appears and splits into 20,000 redstone blocks. Each of the 20,000 redstone blocks transforms into a healing crystal. The healing crystals fall apart, each leaving a single healing sphere. The healing spheres split into two equal collections of healing spheres, one moving to surround Talist and the other moving to surround Crusher.
The collection surrounding Talist creates an array of splash healing potions before directly recovering his health. The healing potions hover in the air before throwing themselves at Talist, healing him even more. It then materializes a custom splash potion with Regeneration III, Instant Health III, Panacea III and Nectar III before splashing its contents directly into Talist's system, healing him!
The collection surrounding Crusher manipulates itself into manifesting a bunch of SCP-500 pills that are teleported directly into Crusher's system, healing him! The collection then directly heals him with a direct beam to his body, restoring more of his health! It then materializes another splash potion with the same effects as the one given to Talist, which is also splashed directly into his system!
> Author's Note: Lowest Deaths Run
I'm aiming to land myself in the leaderboards for least non-TPK deaths. Has anyone survived from the start of the Trials to here or am I the last person to die?
No, yeah, I get that. But once you get past a certain point, it stops being fun. Engie and serpent and k4yne haven't reached level 10 yet for example. I wasn't meaning to give the speed-up to everyone, just everyone that's unlocked all their battle technique chains, so that you have time to figure out people's fighting styles, but we still don't end up with a bunch of people who never have the opportunity to use their comb raves.
Battlefield:
Eric stops.
(typed, as Eric's text shows up as book antiqua in pesterchum, without a name, similar to Scratch, and yeah, its over pesterchum): Yes.
Wait. I think...
Oh great.
A friend of mine has a link to Kalare right now...
And we're all in a lot of trouble.
He turns to Astria:
Tell Kalare that I've made contact with his friends...
If he has anything he wants to tell them...?
And I'm out of time, so no action from me right now.
Okay, good point. I'll let Charge Inc. go through based on this principle.
I show the Horrorprism to the Gatekeeper, and offer it a glass of water, to check for cognitohazardous effects. If no cognitohazardous effects are present, I simply blast the Gatekeeper with Sweet Tooth.
Whorp!
I appear in front of the Council of Nine, psiionically broadcasting the following message into their heads:
WHAT CRIMES BRING ME HERE TO LIMBO? SPEAK TO ME, YOU 9 OF ELDERS TELL ME, WHAT SINS ARE MY SHACKLES? DOCTOR'S BURNT DOWN MY EFFIGIES
An aquatic horror appears and deals 6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You sent the entire Obsidian Legion to their deaths, for one thing. You have also broken into the Foundation and taken a good amount of their SCPs, some of which you have used to create potentially reality-altering artifacts that cannot be misused.
I contact the Gatekeeper's boss, and tell him/it that the gatekeeper is failing to keep away a small group of insurgents from... whatever the gate he's guarding is called. The boss comes over and gives the Gatekeeper a painful punishment for this alleged failure.
Christoff launches up into the air again, and then black energy floods from his hands into the core of the gatekeeper, removing the souls from the core, the angry ghosts that are removed from it begin attacking the gatekeeper as well.
The crowd of angry ghosts has almost reached us...
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-682 breaches containment. Forces ditch attempting to recontain him, and he begins to rampage.
EXOS Action: EXOS brings the Sphere of Influence to SCP-682 and attempts to disassemble it. It fails, and backs off as well before SCP-682 gains the powers of the Sphere of Influence.
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
From now on, every attack made by anyone that involves SCP-682 will fail because he's been used so much!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
28/40 x1, 29/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use healing magic on myself with the redstick
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 4/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 3/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 2/11
My Action: I crash an entire server into the gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: Everyone panics because SCP-682 is escaping.
EXOS Action: EXOS again attempts to bypass everything preventing it from blasting the Limbo Gatekeeper with lightning, then blasts the limbo gatekeeper with lightning.
Charges: 24/50 + 37/50, +2 to Insert_Generic_Username
Hm... let me try something... I heal the gatekeeper for a massive 1 HP! Counter that! I DARE you! I DOUBLE DARE you!
I turn to the Masters (thats what they're called, right?) and ask them:
So, you're convicting a group of people and assuming the crimes of the group apply to each member? I'd say that's amoral. Which would end up making you hypocrites, right? You said yourselfs that I have "a pure heart". And its not just that I've avoided bad karma or whatever. I've tried to do the right thing, which, sadly, hasn't worked out most of the time. I tried to save the End and the Nether (Although, I later helped restore the Nether.), I tried to save the Red Dragon, and I've saved the lives of Wilson an- er... never mind. Although, if you can see everything, you might already know who I'm talking about. But please don't tell anyone.
(OOC: Last part was some more forshadowing stuff I'm trying to throw in around the place. You don't really have to worry about it too much)
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Awkward Potion OOO That longish poppy found up in the Farlands = Potion of Corruption DONE
I should probably make armor for people... Anyone want anything in particular?
Diamond && Emerald && ruby && sapphire && Garnet && Topaz && Cat's Eye && Zoisite (a kind of clear yellow green gem) = ??? 1/? (basically a rainbow of gems)
Chain Chestplate && bottled fire (fire makes chainmail) && wax = ??? 1/?
huh? Intergalactic space paladins or something? Also, job description? Are you asking me to join? Hm... I don't really know what being in this would exactly involve...
Something kinda random, but who exactly is Tricky? I remember trying to fling him off an edge way back... ah... good times... Then he shouted "BURN" at me or something and tried to kill me. Also good times.
+1 HP to the Gatekeeper!
We aren't just assuming this. It is true. All of you have contributed, in your own way, to the eternal conflict that this war is. Even if you haven't done something on as huge a scale as, say, a Universe Eater, you have done your own part to further this war and continue disrupting the fabric of reality. We understand that you try to seek peace, but this is something that cannot be ignored.
POTION OF CORRUPTION: A horribly glitchy potion that will, on use, corrupt the drinker.
The souls of the Limbo Gatekeeper roar, and its drained Creativity raises by +20%!
The Gatekeeper gains an additional scythe and they both turn into elemental gloves! They spin rapidly and pummel PaperShuriken, who is assaulted with the power of fire, earth, water, air, ice, electricity, and dinosaur tooth! They then turn into the Octoroon Rangoon and cause generic's arm to disappear from existence, as if he never had one! Did he have one? I'm not sure. They then turn into the Crashlander and deploy a nuclear bomb on top of Amperzand, creating a gigantic explosion! They then turn into a Twilisaber and stab through ManiacMaster's chest, blasting him with shadow energy! 13 damage to PaperShuriken, Generic, and Amperz4nd! 15 damage to Maniac!
The Gatekeeper then snops his fingers and forces Modpack to undergo .jpeg compression on top of .jpeg compression until he's nothing more then a few pixel artifacts! The Gatekeeper then slices him in half! Its scythes then flicker with the power of potent magic, and it fires the Killing Curse at Netpatham! Netpatham is lifted into the air and the power of every glyph funnels into him, frying his Minecraft avatar! 17 damage to Netpatham! 19 damage to Modpack!
Split then flashes his glasses at the Limbo Gatekeeper! Broken Anachronism equips itself into his hands, and the compass then turns back into an unbroken clock! The rod flashes away and becomes a whole sword again! Split lunges at the Gatekeeper and the second the blade touches it, both Split and the Gatekeeper disappear! They proceed to duke it out throughout time, with Split mercilessly aggressing the Gatekeeper through various points in time and space! He finishes it with a clean decapitation, knocking the helmet off of its head! 50,000 damage!
Split and the Gatekeeper blink back into existence. It seems that Broken Anachronism, like my own sword, Oblivion's Guardian, has multiple forms it can switch between. I'll reveal more about these later, when I have more time.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Limbo Gatekeeper!
> All: Guard your entities!
Wilson's shop: Actually, yes, that's exactly why I'm here. As well as being a good person in general, your potions expertise would be helpful. Mostly it would involve trying to do the right thing, but having people who have your back. So far the only real regulations there are are the basic rules of not breaking the codes in the oath. You finished looking around? Not nearly. I just realized I haven't got a cent on me, I think I dropped my wallet into the void.
Wilson mentions Tricky and Deimos and Hank's expressions both grow dark. Tricky is a clown. I ran into him on one of my early missions in Nevada. He wasn't more than another mindless grunt, except with face paint and a stupid wig... And then he came back at me again during my next attempt... And again after that. He has the highest death count of any Nevadian... And he's stronger now than he ever was in Nevada. We don't know where he came from, or who he was... Just that it seems to be his purpose in life to kill as many people as possible.
Anyway, I finish that potion of exp from a few rounds ago I forgot to finish.
I also brew with a bunch of tiny multiplication symbols (made out of Blender material since we're in a code-based environment. Then again, that might not be the best idea... Blender material is stronger than bedrock...)
Christoff focuses his energy... a massive blast of necromantic power hits the gatekeeper in the chest, and the spirits within begin rebelling against it, its own power source betraying its master.
All of them have made breaks for it before, now they're getting another chance.
Argh, my arm of dubious existence! I guess I'll just have to build another! I duplicate an arm, then chug 2 more potions of Nectar. I then attach the new arm to my body and decide to just calmly ollie outy before I get maimed too badly. While I'm at it though, I use the Potion Globedropper to airdrop Splash Critmist Potions onto the next 10 players.
Lucky 8r8k 10/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 5/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 1/??
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 1/11
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 24)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-13, Talist-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
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I examine the two alchemies I've left unfinished for quite some time.
I suppose the best option would be to assault the Gatekeeper at this point. Therefore, I pull out a small vial, quite clearly filled with a writhing crimson liquid. The bottle of Liquid Nest, that is. Another test of my mental influence. With a thought, I cast a spell, which is promptly amplified by the rather ostentatious fluid of occult properties. The insides of the Gatekeeper are slowly transmuted into a disgusting amalgamation of Voidstone and bedrock dust. The Voidstone will, of course, spread. I confine the stuff to the body of the Gatekeeper. While it might prove to be satisfying initially, I would likely be filled with a sense of complete and utter regret, due to releasing Universe Eaters and their ilk. Despite my eldritch affiliations, that is by no means an admirable objective, nor will it ever be, I expect. Anyhow, I channel the occult fury within the vial of Liquid Nest, utilizing it in a subtle fashion. The Gatekeeper, still composed partially of Voidstone and bedrock, begins to twitch and flail wildly, striking itself multiple times. I watch the being do so, staring. The creature continues to beat itself into some form of oblivion, the crunching cacophony of stone against stone swiftly becoming even, and regular. Of course, it is time to drop the act. With that, the Gatekeeper suffers an intense seizure, falling to the ground within a downwards spiral, perhaps its last paroxysms of despair. Based on the unusual resilience of this creature, I think not. The writhing and anguished gasps of the Gatekeeper are drowned out by the rest of the noises in the area. Evidently, the sounds are growing fainter and fainter, likely displaying a large loss in energy. I peer deeper into the depths of the bottle. One of the Gatekeeper's limbs suddenly goes limp, hanging from the rest of the being rather awkwardly. I begin to telekinetically asphyxiate the Gatekeeper as well, these two events coinciding with remarkable precision. That is to be expected, as they were both designed by the same person. Me. The Gatekeeper, suffering from what appears to be brain hemorrhaging, collapses to the ground, unable to bear its own existence. I take no pity on this being. Likely because it killed me. I mutter incessantly, still staring into the vial of Liquid Nest. Eldritch tentacles burst from the ground, composed entirely of shadow, and wrap around the Gatekeeper, obscuring it in darkness. The tentacles recede into the ground. As they do so, it appears as if they take the Gatekeeper with them. Hah. I de-equip the Liquid Nest bottle.
As for Split, he appears to be taking his new freedom rather well. Good. I would give him something, but I don't exactly have anything he could consider valuable, with the possible exception of the Hazel Wand.
I glance at Netpatham, and the hard-light screen for several seconds.
Large amounts of entropy should stop the collapse, at the very least.
Later, I turn to stare at Raven.
I see. Is there anything else you want?
Grayhold Citadel, 23:27
The Violet Sentinel makes no movement to stop the drone. It's not as if it has any ill will towards the drone. Besides, if the drone kills the Sentinel, the resultant shockwaves will obliterate everything within around five hundred thousand meters.
Very well. I presume you know what occurred during The Red Disaster, no? The event that slew the vast majority of the Players, and sealed them in some sort of hell, that is. In the chaos, it appears as if the red inferno attempted to annihilate the fortress, resulting in a mass cascade of events which drained every singular thaum of energy from the defenses. The Lord-Archmage apparently had a contingency plan, and built a device which locked every living being within the place in a temporal lock for an indefinite period upon activation, which occurred during the Disaster. Every living being except for me, if I can be considered sentient, and not merely an animated hunk of arcane metal. Due to the mass excavation of bedrock occurring underneath the citadel, the stone was already strained, considering around thirty floors of this place are beneath the bedrock layer. Well, likely around twenty, at this point. The deactivation of the wards does seem to have allowed the Void to take a vast amount of the Void-level floors, and drag them somewhere else in existence. The Red Disaster caused an overload in the Flux storage areas, which have been overrun with Taint for quite some time. This collapsed the entirety of the west half of Grayhold. The catastrophic event is currently resounding throughout the lower levels, as the fortress collapses into the Void.
Elsewhere, the Entropium slug appears to have done its job. The sinking fortress grinds to an abrupt halt. A rumbling sound emanates from the bowels of the castle. It appears as if the shot stopped the collapse entirely. Silence reigns. A tense silence, perhaps, but silence nonetheless.
~
I attempt to say something to Astria through the mental link. However, I stop talking abruptly, and mutter an expletive, which is cut off halfway through with the sound of static, and then silence, on Astria's end.
—
The typer looks at the screen for a few moments.
TT: We've all been in a lot of trouble for a lengthy time, I guess.
TT: Was there anything else you wanted?
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> Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (2/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = Wands of Health Transfer? Maybe an SCP-XXXX-DTG designation? (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II O0O Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Panacea II (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
> 03 Action: Solresol x Lojban x Hylian
03/> I begin to use the greatest form of magic: CONLANG MAGIC! Of course, the more conlangs you can put together, the better! So, I produce a musical score that is a text in Solresol, which has the same text in Lojban as lyrics, all written in the Hylian alphabet! I begin to sing (hey, being powered by a singing computer voice and running on the fastest laptop in the world lets me sing realistically) the song while queueing the Private Use Area characters for the Hylian with the Unicoder.
Suddenly, a light begins to float over my head. It flips through various letters of various conlangs (Tengwar, Cirth, Hylian, etc.) and finally lands on one of Netpatham's glyphs (because they're an ideographic conlang to me). I reveal it to be one of the healing glyphs (though Net would probably know about it) and it heals Netpatham.
Next, a glow surrounds Generic as the flickering conlang characters lock onto him. It flips through various letters before landing on an ideograph in the Cobalt Shade Corporation Conlang from Hell Mk. II, roughly translating to "regeneration". It begins to regenerate Generic's health before switching to another ideograph, meaning "life". A ball of life energy with the ideograph on it flies around Generic in a spiral pattern before touching him, healing him!
> Author's Note
If you haven't noticed, 03 is a healer now.
I use all the CONCENTRATED HYPE generated from the new Gravity Falls episode to fuel the HYPE TRAIN. I then take the controls of the HYPE TRAIN and ram some souls.
"There's a reason this thing's made of gold, and that's because i stole all the money from the screens with money thrown onto them."
> Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (3/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = Wands of Health Transfer? Maybe an SCP-XXXX-DTG designation? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea II O0O Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Panacea II (2/2)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
> 01-05 Action: The Combo
01/> Time for some alchemy-less attacks.
I unleash a massive parity error blast. With a resounding "PARITY", I begin spewing random numbers from 0 to 99999 while emitting a very long beep. A massive ball of glitchiness charges up in front of me and begins shining with the light of the digits! Finally, the parity sphere exceeds the amount I can hold back and slowly moves away. As the parity error continues, the spherical glitch speeds up and flies into the Gatekeeper, reacting like fluoroantimonic acid through pretty much anything and driving a hole through the Gatekeeper. 02, on to you.
02/> On it. Suddenly, the IWAY Cookie Bank teleports a vat of Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms into the Gatekeeper's body. The Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms cause the Gatekeeper to have a massive seizure. They also import the Really Sucky Virus, Creativity-Destroying Edition into the Gatekeeper, causing its entire brain to be wiped and its brain to be thrown out the window that is its ear. This lowers its creativity (well, duh, would you be able to be creative if your brain stopped working and was then forcibly pseudo-defenestrated?) 03, on to you!
03/> Right. I take control of the account and pull out a button labeled "ws m". Arranging my inventory, I ready myself. Releasing the attack takes only one step: pressing the button. And when I press it... The Gatekeeper catches a virus and begins to disappear slowly. I jump straight into the Gatekeeper and lob a potato at him. The reality is that I am not even doing anything. The button has automated my movements. The potato explodes, blowing the Gatekeeper into a million voxel-based pieces. 04, your turn!
04/> Time to use the powers of Speech API 5.0! I take control of the account, rise into the air and lob a florb of pure TTS energy at the Gatekeeper. It hits and immediately a torrent of polonium-flavored Highway Cookies crush the Gatekeeper. There's a reason why the Highway Cookies are polonium-flavored - I teleport the Highway Cookies into the Gatekeeper's digestive system, causing them to telefrag each other and create the Ultra-Dense Highway Cookie! It slams the Gatekeeper to the floor and then blows up, damaging the Gatekeeper's stomach! Did I mention the inevitable radiation poisoning?
Nova Strike 10/10 Special Attack is Made and now in Approval
Summoning Fail Mage 4/15
I will Ready to Use Nova Strike this is one of my Signature Abilities and my Powerful Attacks the Charge Attack Version is Much Stronger than the Battle Tech Version Using at the Gatekeeper using the Steel Diamond Katana this will be as Part of the Echeladder however it get Stronger every Level up and my Weapon Upgrades
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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I return to the art of removal - that is, of Creativity. It would not be in our best interests to allow this thing to counterattack excessively. As such, I search my inventory for some form of neural annihilator, excluding the Braineraser, as I just used it. I find one thing, which is not technically used specifically for neural annihilation, but it will do nonetheless. I equip Quasar's Nightcrawler, scrutinizing the miniature black hole acting as the scepter's topper. Summoning a black hole within something's brain will undoubtedly harm one's creativity, regardless of anatomy, assuming they have a brain. I channel my arcane power through the scepter. The air around me chills, as if being deprived of much-needed heat for some kind of spell, which is obviously occurring. Suddenly, the Gatekeeper finds that a metaphorical black hole it tearing at its own mind, removing any semblance of creativity from it without the slightest trace whatsoever. The metaphorical black hole eradicates the creativity, dragging to beneath the event horizon of the metaphorical black hole. This drains the creativity of the Gatekeeper to a remarkable extent. This metaphor is rather analogous to what actually occurred, a series of arcane curses which drained the creativity of the Gatekeeper initially, and used it to fuel further creativity-annihilating actions within the Gatekeeper. The mind of the creature, ultimately fragmented beyond our belief and comprehension, implodes, taking with it the capacity to be creative in any way whatsoever. Knowing how the further-maddened Gatekeeper will react through close examination of the vortices of possibility and decisions beforehand, I proceed to force the Gatekeeper's actual brain to implode, destroying any realistic capacity for the Gatekeeper to be creative in any way whatsoever. The purely fragmented mind of the Gatekeeper proceeds to attack itself in a fashion bereft of physical duress. Mostly, that is. The Gatekeeper appears to be torn into four and a half different mental fragments, each utterly dissimilar from the last. The fragments war with each other within the Gatekeeper's brain, slowly killing it, and thoroughly crushing its creativity. These fragments eventually kill each other, leaving the Gatekeeper devoid of any mental capacity whatsoever. I place the Quasar's Nightcrawler back into my inventory.
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> Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (4/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = Wands of Health Transfer? (3/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> 02 Action: The EAS Tones go 'round and 'round...
02/> I deploy nukes laced with polonium-210, EAS Tones, SCP-409, Justin Bieber music, Barney's "I love you" song, squeakers screaming, more EAS Tones, Rebecca Black's "Friday", Superman 64, EAS Tones, One Direction songs, creativity-destroying tellurium tacos, 300 miles of highway... cookies, EAS Tones, cans.wav, corrosive diarrhea, bacon, baloney sandwiches, the souls of 20,000 SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys trapped in a budder bar, the screaming of a thousand PewDiePie fanboys and a thousand PewDiePie haters (all under the age of 10) engaged in a massive shouting match, 20,000 ellipsis bombs and did I mention EAS Tones? Of course, the nukes all fall on the Gatekeeper and explode to the sound of "bacon bacon needs more bacon", death by polonium-210, EAS Tones, the sound of an Angry Racist Jewish Hambone smashing beer cans, SCP-409 spreading, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM YUCK!", "It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday", EAS Tones, "I want my baloney sandwiches", "BUDDER and BUDDER ore", "POOPYPIE IS CRAP AND U SUCK FOR LIKING HIM", "NO U, PEWDS IS AWESOME, BROFIST!!!!!!", EAS Tones, "...", the sound of Superman 64 being played, a splat, the sound of the Gatekeeper's creativity being destroyed by tellurium tacos, One Direction's What Makes You Beautiful, Justin Bieber's Baby, "UR MOM OOOOOOOOH REKT", "I love you, you love me" and did I mention EAS Tones?
No no no, it's like this. It has to be semitransparent for the laser to work.
Lothyra alchemizes Tiny Mirror & Aluminum Foil & Name Tag = Tiny Semitransparent Mirror again.
SEMITRANSPARENT MIRROR: A mirror that has been coated with Aluminum Foil underneath the surface and has had its back removed, allowing it to act as a beam-splitter. Some of the light that hits the mirror gets reflected, and some passes through. A necessary component for many laser systems.
Also, I forgot to give the description of the expansion nozzle and iAntimak (you wanted it for iAntimak && Shotgun and iAntimak || Shotgun).
EXPANSION NOZZLE: A funnel-shaped device that is used to expand any compressed gas that is shot through it. An essential component of a gas dynamic laser.
IANTIMAK: A sleek black rifle, identical to the iTokomak, but it now is powered by and produces antimatter, perfectly contained in a canister.
Lothyra also alchemizes Small Expansion Nozzle -O Shrink. She then uses Megaversal on the Limbo Gatekeeper. Bender uses the unholy rock powers of Effslayer to suck some of the dark power out of the Limbo Gatekeeper. If that doesn't work, he uses the Fluorite Octet (again on the Limbo Gatekeeper).
Lothyra speaks to the Council.
What are my crimes? Why was I sentenced here? Oh wait. I know. (It's probably her dark backstory. You know, when she was gradually turning into an elf Condescence? Also, I've retconned the death sequences)
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Also the Mainframe would send a wave of intense gravitational force outwards from its location at the speed of light pulling everything it passed over to accelerate towards the Mainframe at ludicrous acceleration values, as well as nearly stopping time in the affected area due to said intense gravitational force. TL;DR, anything its gravity affects would become a hyper-relativistic {99.99999repeating% of lightspeed} projectile targeted unerringly on the Mainframe while being prevented from moving forward in time.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
5/50 {REDACTED}
My Action: I crash an entire server into the gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: Everyone panics because SCP-682 is escaping.
EXOS Action: EXOS again attempts to bypass everything preventing it from blasting the Limbo Gatekeeper with lightning, then blasts the limbo gatekeeper with lightning.
Medigun > Fine = ??? (1/?)
Awkward Potion O0O Essence of SCP-590 = Potion of Damage Transfer (2/2)
Potion of Panacea II count: 5 or 7
> 02 Action: The IWAY Cookie Bank (out of ideas)
02/> I summon some healing-potion-flavored IWAY cookies for the person with the least health.
Hm... let me try something... I heal the gatekeeper for a massive 1 HP! Counter that! I DARE you! I DOUBLE DARE you!
I turn to the Masters (thats what they're called, right?) and ask them:
So, you're convicting a group of people and assuming the crimes of the group apply to each member? I'd say that's amoral. Which would end up making you hypocrites, right? You said yourselfs that I have "a pure heart". And its not just that I've avoided bad karma or whatever. I've tried to do the right thing, which, sadly, hasn't worked out most of the time. I tried to save the End and the Nether (Although, I later helped restore the Nether.), I tried to save the Red Dragon, and I've saved the lives of Wilson an- er... never mind. Although, if you can see everything, you might already know who I'm talking about. But please don't tell anyone.
(OOC: Last part was some more forshadowing stuff I'm trying to throw in around the place. You don't really have to worry about it too much)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
I should probably make armor for people... Anyone want anything in particular?
Diamond && Emerald && ruby && sapphire && Garnet && Topaz && Cat's Eye && Zoisite (a kind of clear yellow green gem) = ??? 1/? (basically a rainbow of gems)
Chain Chestplate && bottled fire (fire makes chainmail) && wax = ??? 1/?
huh? Intergalactic space paladins or something? Also, job description? Are you asking me to join? Hm... I don't really know what being in this would exactly involve...
Something kinda random, but who exactly is Tricky? I remember trying to fling him off an edge way back... ah... good times... Then he shouted "BURN" at me or something and tried to kill me. Also good times.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Spiral Sucker > Fine = Pumpkinsucker (Level 10: 1/11)
10,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+1 Creativity to the Everyman!
You respawn!
Taken from SCP-239's page:
SCP-239 seemingly has the ability to do whatever she expresses a will to do. Put simply, the subject can do anything that she truly wants to do on a basal psychological level as long as she is conscious. Fortunately, she only seems to be able to affect herself and her immediate surroundings; therefore, "If she can see it, she can change it."
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
GLOVES OF KILLING URGENTLY: A set of metal gloves that can switch into machine guns in a pinch.
12,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! -8% Creativity!
+5 HP!
gutza and Cobalt instantly respawn!
You respawn!
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The Crashlander suddenly activates, its many fuel rods energizing the nuclear devices deep inside the weapon! It begins to hiss and glow erratically, so you load the weapon in one of your guns and fire it, watching it spin towards the Gatekeeper! You run away to a safe distance and see a massive monochrome mushroom appear from the Gatekeeper's location! 15,000 damage!
GREAT LEADER'S BOW: A jet-black bow with four built-in arrow rests for maximum ammo capacity. It's fabled to be used by the Great Leader himself, and is infused with the power of the Hangul language.
THAI OSMIRIBOW: A bow forged from osmiridium with an ancient inscription on its surface. It is infused with the power of the Thai language.
Awkward Potion OOO SCP-590 Essence = Potion of Damage Transfer (1/2)
Interesting.
Barbhammer of Zillycille && Hockey Mask = Barbmask of Zillyowch
BARBMASK OF ZILLYOWCH: A hockey mask wrapped in barbed wire. It will deal 3 damage per turn to whoever is wearing it, but will boost one of their attacks each turn by 50%.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You lack the Sacred Items!
+3 to all Sacred Items!
2,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
POTION OF REGENERATION III: An extremely powerful Potion of Regeneration.
Okay then.
LAER MEDIUM CANISTER: A canister made to hold mixtures of gas used in gas dynamic lasers.
Mirror -O Shrink = Small Mirror (1/2)
Turbine -O Shrink = Small Turbine (1/2)
What a shocker.
1-7-5-4-6-1-5-7
An insanely long row of dominoes lines up and a hammer tips one over, creating a chain reaction! Each domino is bigger than the last, ultimately resulting in a very large domino slamming down onto the Gatekeeper for 9,000 damage!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TESLA'S IMPROV - SUPERCELL
15,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
18,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Well alright then. Let's see if you're good enough.
You prepare to break out Spl... Haha. Ha. No. No way. There's no way you're actually doing this, right? There's NO WAY you're ACTUALLY, LEGITIMATELY breaking this piece of crap out of here, right? He's... He's a CANCER! A TUMOR! He's going to hurt everything he touches! He's going to KILL everything he touches! He's going to mercilessly destroy everything just for FUN! He's... he's...
He's a valuable asset in regards of beating Scratch.
...
Fine. Break him out.
Split leaps out of the cage and watches you vaporize the lava. He suddenly equips Broken Anachronism and holds it intently. He turns to look at you and nods.
Hey, looks like you were! You've got a lot of power in you if you're capable of breaking bedrock. You can head back to the Gatekeeper now. I'll catch up with you. There's some business I have to attend to first.
The clock on Broken Anachronism's surfaces flashes red and in its place is a compass. The actual blade itself becomes a rod with a spiraling pattern etched into its surface. Split holds the rod in the air, which hums with a powerful temporal energy. It looks like all the souls that resided in town hall (who were trying to torture Split) are about to wreak vengeance on him for escaping. But not on Split's watch.
Instantly, all of the souls are flung into the air and scattered in the cardinal directions, soaring through the air. When they land on the ground, they collapse into dust. Split stows the sword away and adjusts his shirt.
Well, that went well. Come on, everyone. It's time.
With that, Split teleports away to the Gatekeeper.
Since you never specified a target, the HADOKEN sails into the sky aimlessly!
You can't interact with the Godmodder right now, since you're in Limbo and can't interact with anything in any other dimension! You'll have to break out first by destroying the Gatekeeper.
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+3 to all Sacred Items!
2,500 damage to the Gatekeeper!
2,500 damage to the Gatekeeper!
They are all dead thanks to the Curse of Repetitiveness™! All except Kurak, who's still living it up in that bedrock cage.
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Providence's Topper deals 15,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! One of its attacks this turn will be cancelled!
But does it hurt you or heal you?
No, that's not. A +10 HP heal will do.
+8 HP!
4,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
It would also help if you kept track of what your alchemies made.
Poisoned Dagger && Azure Essence = Moon's Dagger (Level 10: 2/11)
GENDER GLOBESTRIKER: A large spacecraft whose Gender Blaster is nuclear-powered. Its range can extend to the circumference of an entire planet.
iBLUETORRENT: A very large terminal that is colored in various shades of blue and is made from the metal of Ultramarine. It has six or so prongs sticking out of the top of it that allow the user to pinpoint the weather going on around the world and change it at will in either the past or the present. The terminal is also capable of producing a large ball of electricity in order to attack foes.
Oblivion's Topper inflicts -12% Creativity to the Gatekeeper and +1 Creativity to the Everyman!
WINTER DIAMOND: A pale blue diamond that is extremely cold to the touch. It quells flames and lava and freezes anything it touches.
POTION OF MAGIC: A multicolored potion that has a large amount of magic inside of it.
Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength (1/2)
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
+4 HP!
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
-4% Creativity!
Split, now with you near the Gatekeeper, shrugs.
I guess they were all out to get me for some reason. Everyone in this place seems intent on making sure that I recieve as much torture and pain as possible.
The bonus applies, but it will only last for two turns! Better make the most of it!
Your intensive studies in thaumic magic, while greatly furthering knowledge and research in several fields, are highly debilitative and unsafe to the environment. Your powerful attacks cause great damage to the environment, and your frequent attacks centered around the Outer Gods and the way that you use them are obscene and extremely occult. In addition, your Citadel produces high amounts of magical materials that are very lethal to the environment and also could potentially create a structural collapse of part of the Void, what with it slowly falling through it and all.
-12% Creativity!
10,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You cannot interact with Doc Scratch!
You cannot interact with Doc Scratch!
SMALL MIRROR: Yep.
SMALL TURBINE: Yep.
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Small Mirror -O Shrink = Tiny Mirror (1/2)
Small Turbine -O Shrink = Tiny Turbine (1/2)
I had to know this would happen.
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+3 to all Sacred Items!
Oh, whoops:
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Parallel Stone (Level 4: 3/5)
POTION OF STRENGTH: Upon use, minicrits the drinker's next attack.
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! -4% Creativity!
+4 HP!
Wand of Convenience && Azure Essence = Wand of Inconvenience (Level 10: 1/11)
TINY MIRROR: Yep.
TINY TURBINE: Yep.
Expansion Nozzle -O Shrink = Small Expansion Nozzle (1/2)
Tiny Mirror && Aluminum Foil = Tiny Foil Mirror (Level 2: 1/3)
+3 to all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => EXISTENCE NOW
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 7 Weasel Snot.
30,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
2-5-3-3-4-4-3-4
A bedrock drill appears and pierces through the Gatekeeper, dealing 8,000 damage!
OBSIDIAN-TIPPED WAND: An upgraded version of the Diamond-Tipped Wand with a tip forged from Obsidian, granting it a stronger connection to magic.
Potion of Strength O0O Potion of Magic = Potion of Witchcraft (1/3)
2,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! -4% Creativity!
POTION GLOBEDROPPER: A large spacecraft forged from the metal of Ultramarine that has rows upon rows upon rows of potion cannons that can fire at the circumference of an entire planet! In gameplay terms, you can fire a potion at ten players at once, with a heavy cooldown afterwards.
THE BULLETESSERACT: A modified version of the Bulletdome that, on use, deploys a metal umbrella over the user's head that extends and warps geometry to form a giant tesseract. Multiple players can be protected by it, and its sheer impossibility can damage enemies if used offensively.
+1 Creativity! +1 Nutrition!
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! The Gatekeeper cares nothing of your shenanigans.
Welcome back, TT! Looks like you missed all the drama that went on over the past week...
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
POTION OF COURAGE II: Upon use, imbues the user with a profound sense of courage, causing them to minicrit their next attack, no matter what it involves.
Potion of Microstrength II OOO Bedrock Shard = N/A
> The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 MEME DREAM - UNSNOP
You slip into the power of memes and raise your hand against the Gatekeeper. Suddenly, you and it are teleported into a wonderful land full of .jpeg and sweetness. You and it enjoy yourselves in SBaHJLand, falling down stairs for what seems like an eternity. The Gatekeeper finally realizes that there is a life outside of Limbo and yearns for it. Yet, you end it all for in a heart-shattering instant by UNSNOPPING the Gatekeeper out of SBaHJland. Its heart broken, it takes 10,000 damage!
You are guilty of angering the upholder of the Narrative, TwinBuilder, via excess alchemy production. While not inherently evil, this would result in the creation of Him, a vile split who contributed nothing but chaos to your war and was a large factor to the violent Shatter of Build and Split. In addition, your other main split, Chaos, was an extremely corrupt creature and wreaked havoc on the Microsoft Labs where you were created. You are also guilty of spreading the vile corruption known as "memes" throughout the war and forcing them amongst others.
+4 HP!
You are guilty of breaching Section 5 Sub-Section 1 Paragraph 3 of the Interuniversal Code, which dictates that the Trifecta, the universes of Minecraftia and Earth Prime, and the multiverse of Paradox Space, are to be kept separate from all other universes with regards to character crossovers and other forum game universes. Namely, no character from another forum game who was introduced in said forum game can be directly ported to the Trifecta without suffering consequences.
It counts as one.
> Netpatham: COMBAT OPERANDI => CASTING CROWNS
You expend 10 Elf Tears to invoke the command.
You raise up the Origin Wand and watch as a multicolored aura appears at its tip! Suddenly, a burst of light shines across the entire area like a firework, and the power of innumerable glyphs surrounds the field! You feel the power of what seems like every glyph and magical spell in existence swirl around you at once, and you feel as if you simply can't contain it all! Thankfully, there's a target nearby that you can use to let this all out on. The Gatekeeper suddenly feels the power of thousands of magical spells at once slam into him, becoming frozen, burned, stretched inside out, thrown into a void, erased across time, sliced through, and much more all at once! When the cacophony subsides, it has taken 30,000 damage!
+1 Creativity to the Everyman! -4% Creativity to the Gatekeeper!
Okay.
You can't just alchemize all the things!
But what do you fire the potion at?
-2% Creativity! 10,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
JET EDGY: A pair of metal gloves that seem to look like a jet engine. Powered by a built-in electric generator, these gloves have the spinning power of a jet turbine and generate plumes of fire like exhaust.
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+5 HP to Talist and Crusher!
Not sure.
You respawn!
Okay, good point. I'll let Charge Inc. go through based on this principle.
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
An aquatic horror appears and deals 6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You sent the entire Obsidian Legion to their deaths, for one thing. You have also broken into the Foundation and taken a good amount of their SCPs, some of which you have used to create potentially reality-altering artifacts that cannot be misused.
You can't alchemize an item with itself!
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You protect yourself from attack!
+4 HP to engie_ninja!
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
From now on, every attack made by anyone that involves SCP-682 will fail because he's been used so much!
+4 HP!
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
EXOS cannot interact with Limbo!
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (Level 5: 1/6)
POTION OF DAMAGE TRANSFER: A potion that, on use, will transfer any damage the user receives onto another entity.
+3 HP to Crusher!
+1 HP to the Gatekeeper!
We aren't just assuming this. It is true. All of you have contributed, in your own way, to the eternal conflict that this war is. Even if you haven't done something on as huge a scale as, say, a Universe Eater, you have done your own part to further this war and continue disrupting the fabric of reality. We understand that you try to seek peace, but this is something that cannot be ignored.
POTION OF CORRUPTION: A horribly glitchy potion that will, on use, corrupt the drinker.
Diamond && Emerald && Ruby && Sapphire && Garnet && Topaz && Cat's Eye && Zoisite = Convenite (Level 5: 1/6)
Chain Chestplate && Bottled Fire && Wax = Candlelit Chestplate (Level 2: 1/3)
The souls of the Limbo Gatekeeper roar, and its drained Creativity raises by +20%!
The Gatekeeper gains an additional scythe and they both turn into elemental gloves! They spin rapidly and pummel PaperShuriken, who is assaulted with the power of fire, earth, water, air, ice, electricity, and dinosaur tooth! They then turn into the Octoroon Rangoon and cause generic's arm to disappear from existence, as if he never had one! Did he have one? I'm not sure. They then turn into the Crashlander and deploy a nuclear bomb on top of Amperzand, creating a gigantic explosion! They then turn into a Twilisaber and stab through ManiacMaster's chest, blasting him with shadow energy! 13 damage to PaperShuriken, Generic, and Amperz4nd! 15 damage to Maniac!
The Gatekeeper then snops his fingers and forces Modpack to undergo .jpeg compression on top of .jpeg compression until he's nothing more then a few pixel artifacts! The Gatekeeper then slices him in half! Its scythes then flicker with the power of potent magic, and it fires the Killing Curse at Netpatham! Netpatham is lifted into the air and the power of every glyph funnels into him, frying his Minecraft avatar! 17 damage to Netpatham! 19 damage to Modpack!
Split then flashes his glasses at the Limbo Gatekeeper! Broken Anachronism equips itself into his hands, and the compass then turns back into an unbroken clock! The rod flashes away and becomes a whole sword again! Split lunges at the Gatekeeper and the second the blade touches it, both Split and the Gatekeeper disappear! They proceed to duke it out throughout time, with Split mercilessly aggressing the Gatekeeper through various points in time and space! He finishes it with a clean decapitation, knocking the helmet off of its head! 50,000 damage!
Split and the Gatekeeper blink back into existence. It seems that Broken Anachronism, like my own sword, Oblivion's Guardian, has multiple forms it can switch between. I'll reveal more about these later, when I have more time.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Limbo Gatekeeper!
> All: Guard your entities!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIILimbo:
IMPETUS COMB METER: =================================== 5,884,499/7,000,000. (Gains +250,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 7
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 8/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor. Protected.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 5/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 17/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 5/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 1/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 9/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Limbo Gatekeeper: [??? BOSS] Core: 648,501/1,500,000 HP. Creativity: 20%. Poison: III Contaminated: IIII
Split: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Unbroken Umbrage.
Enraged Pigmen: [N]
Everyman: [AG] HP: 25/25. Creativity: 4/50. Nutrition: 2/50.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII IN USE (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII DISABLED (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
23 Hog Slop
15 Elf Tears
26 Pie Filling
10 Weasel Snot
Actually, yes, that's exactly why I'm here.
As well as being a good person in general, your potions expertise would be helpful.
Mostly it would involve trying to do the right thing, but having people who have your back.
So far the only real regulations there are are the basic rules of not breaking the codes in the oath.
You finished looking around?
Not nearly. I just realized I haven't got a cent on me, I think I dropped my wallet into the void.
Wilson mentions Tricky and Deimos and Hank's expressions both grow dark.
Tricky is a clown.
I ran into him on one of my early missions in Nevada.
He wasn't more than another mindless grunt, except with face paint and a stupid wig...
And then he came back at me again during my next attempt...
And again after that.
He has the highest death count of any Nevadian...
And he's stronger now than he ever was in Nevada.
We don't know where he came from, or who he was...
Just that it seems to be his purpose in life to kill as many people as possible.
Anyway, I finish that potion of exp from a few rounds ago I forgot to finish.
I also brew with a bunch of tiny multiplication symbols (made out of Blender material since we're in a code-based environment. Then again, that might not be the best idea... Blender material is stronger than bedrock...)
Christoff focuses his energy... a massive blast of necromantic power hits the gatekeeper in the chest, and the spirits within begin rebelling against it, its own power source betraying its master.
All of them have made breaks for it before, now they're getting another chance.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Lucky 8r8k 10/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 5/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 1/??
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 1/11
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 24)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-13, Talist-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
18/50Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the two alchemies I've left unfinished for quite some time.
I suppose the best option would be to assault the Gatekeeper at this point. Therefore, I pull out a small vial, quite clearly filled with a writhing crimson liquid. The bottle of Liquid Nest, that is. Another test of my mental influence. With a thought, I cast a spell, which is promptly amplified by the rather ostentatious fluid of occult properties. The insides of the Gatekeeper are slowly transmuted into a disgusting amalgamation of Voidstone and bedrock dust. The Voidstone will, of course, spread. I confine the stuff to the body of the Gatekeeper. While it might prove to be satisfying initially, I would likely be filled with a sense of complete and utter regret, due to releasing Universe Eaters and their ilk. Despite my eldritch affiliations, that is by no means an admirable objective, nor will it ever be, I expect. Anyhow, I channel the occult fury within the vial of Liquid Nest, utilizing it in a subtle fashion. The Gatekeeper, still composed partially of Voidstone and bedrock, begins to twitch and flail wildly, striking itself multiple times. I watch the being do so, staring. The creature continues to beat itself into some form of oblivion, the crunching cacophony of stone against stone swiftly becoming even, and regular. Of course, it is time to drop the act. With that, the Gatekeeper suffers an intense seizure, falling to the ground within a downwards spiral, perhaps its last paroxysms of despair. Based on the unusual resilience of this creature, I think not. The writhing and anguished gasps of the Gatekeeper are drowned out by the rest of the noises in the area. Evidently, the sounds are growing fainter and fainter, likely displaying a large loss in energy. I peer deeper into the depths of the bottle. One of the Gatekeeper's limbs suddenly goes limp, hanging from the rest of the being rather awkwardly. I begin to telekinetically asphyxiate the Gatekeeper as well, these two events coinciding with remarkable precision. That is to be expected, as they were both designed by the same person. Me. The Gatekeeper, suffering from what appears to be brain hemorrhaging, collapses to the ground, unable to bear its own existence. I take no pity on this being. Likely because it killed me. I mutter incessantly, still staring into the vial of Liquid Nest. Eldritch tentacles burst from the ground, composed entirely of shadow, and wrap around the Gatekeeper, obscuring it in darkness. The tentacles recede into the ground. As they do so, it appears as if they take the Gatekeeper with them. Hah. I de-equip the Liquid Nest bottle.
As for Split, he appears to be taking his new freedom rather well. Good. I would give him something, but I don't exactly have anything he could consider valuable, with the possible exception of the Hazel Wand.
I glance at Netpatham, and the hard-light screen for several seconds.
Large amounts of entropy should stop the collapse, at the very least.
Later, I turn to stare at Raven.
I see. Is there anything else you want?
Grayhold Citadel, 23:27
The Violet Sentinel makes no movement to stop the drone. It's not as if it has any ill will towards the drone. Besides, if the drone kills the Sentinel, the resultant shockwaves will obliterate everything within around five hundred thousand meters.
Very well. I presume you know what occurred during The Red Disaster, no? The event that slew the vast majority of the Players, and sealed them in some sort of hell, that is. In the chaos, it appears as if the red inferno attempted to annihilate the fortress, resulting in a mass cascade of events which drained every singular thaum of energy from the defenses. The Lord-Archmage apparently had a contingency plan, and built a device which locked every living being within the place in a temporal lock for an indefinite period upon activation, which occurred during the Disaster. Every living being except for me, if I can be considered sentient, and not merely an animated hunk of arcane metal. Due to the mass excavation of bedrock occurring underneath the citadel, the stone was already strained, considering around thirty floors of this place are beneath the bedrock layer. Well, likely around twenty, at this point. The deactivation of the wards does seem to have allowed the Void to take a vast amount of the Void-level floors, and drag them somewhere else in existence. The Red Disaster caused an overload in the Flux storage areas, which have been overrun with Taint for quite some time. This collapsed the entirety of the west half of Grayhold. The catastrophic event is currently resounding throughout the lower levels, as the fortress collapses into the Void.
Elsewhere, the Entropium slug appears to have done its job. The sinking fortress grinds to an abrupt halt. A rumbling sound emanates from the bowels of the castle. It appears as if the shot stopped the collapse entirely. Silence reigns. A tense silence, perhaps, but silence nonetheless.
~
I attempt to say something to Astria through the mental link. However, I stop talking abruptly, and mutter an expletive, which is cut off halfway through with the sound of static, and then silence, on Astria's end.
—
The typer looks at the screen for a few moments.
TT: We've all been in a lot of trouble for a lengthy time, I guess.
TT: Was there anything else you wanted?
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (2/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = Wands of Health Transfer? Maybe an SCP-XXXX-DTG designation? (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II O0O Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Panacea II (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
> 03 Action: Solresol x Lojban x Hylian
03/> I begin to use the greatest form of magic: CONLANG MAGIC! Of course, the more conlangs you can put together, the better! So, I produce a musical score that is a text in Solresol, which has the same text in Lojban as lyrics, all written in the Hylian alphabet! I begin to sing (hey, being powered by a singing computer voice and running on the fastest laptop in the world lets me sing realistically) the song while queueing the Private Use Area characters for the Hylian with the Unicoder.
Suddenly, a light begins to float over my head. It flips through various letters of various conlangs (Tengwar, Cirth, Hylian, etc.) and finally lands on one of Netpatham's glyphs (because they're an ideographic conlang to me). I reveal it to be one of the healing glyphs (though Net would probably know about it) and it heals Netpatham.
Next, a glow surrounds Generic as the flickering conlang characters lock onto him. It flips through various letters before landing on an ideograph in the Cobalt Shade Corporation Conlang from Hell Mk. II, roughly translating to "regeneration". It begins to regenerate Generic's health before switching to another ideograph, meaning "life". A ball of life energy with the ideograph on it flies around Generic in a spiral pattern before touching him, healing him!
> Author's Note
If you haven't noticed, 03 is a healer now.
38/45 Kid Radd Points for trying
I use all the CONCENTRATED HYPE generated from the new Gravity Falls episode to fuel the HYPE TRAIN. I then take the controls of the HYPE TRAIN and ram some souls.
"There's a reason this thing's made of gold, and that's because i stole all the money from the screens with money thrown onto them."
Barbed Zillygui && Red Cape = The Barbed Cape of Zillywowareyouseriousmanthisisinsaneandsilly!
Yep, it looks silly but awesome at the same time!
I equip it and realise I got a full set! Fear me mortals!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Springtrap appears with some Phantom Animatronics. They then all attack the Gatekeeper.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (3/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = Wands of Health Transfer? Maybe an SCP-XXXX-DTG designation? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea II O0O Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Panacea II (2/2)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
> 01-05 Action: The Combo
01/> Time for some alchemy-less attacks.
I unleash a massive parity error blast. With a resounding "PARITY", I begin spewing random numbers from 0 to 99999 while emitting a very long beep. A massive ball of glitchiness charges up in front of me and begins shining with the light of the digits! Finally, the parity sphere exceeds the amount I can hold back and slowly moves away. As the parity error continues, the spherical glitch speeds up and flies into the Gatekeeper, reacting like fluoroantimonic acid through pretty much anything and driving a hole through the Gatekeeper. 02, on to you.
02/> On it. Suddenly, the IWAY Cookie Bank teleports a vat of Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms into the Gatekeeper's body. The Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms cause the Gatekeeper to have a massive seizure. They also import the Really Sucky Virus, Creativity-Destroying Edition into the Gatekeeper, causing its entire brain to be wiped and its brain to be thrown out the window that is its ear. This lowers its creativity (well, duh, would you be able to be creative if your brain stopped working and was then forcibly pseudo-defenestrated?) 03, on to you!
03/> Right. I take control of the account and pull out a button labeled "ws m". Arranging my inventory, I ready myself. Releasing the attack takes only one step: pressing the button. And when I press it... The Gatekeeper catches a virus and begins to disappear slowly. I jump straight into the Gatekeeper and lob a potato at him. The reality is that I am not even doing anything. The button has automated my movements. The potato explodes, blowing the Gatekeeper into a million voxel-based pieces. 04, your turn!
04/> Time to use the powers of Speech API 5.0! I take control of the account, rise into the air and lob a florb of pure TTS energy at the Gatekeeper. It hits and immediately a torrent of polonium-flavored Highway Cookies crush the Gatekeeper. There's a reason why the Highway Cookies are polonium-flavored - I teleport the Highway Cookies into the Gatekeeper's digestive system, causing them to telefrag each other and create the Ultra-Dense Highway Cookie! It slams the Gatekeeper to the floor and then blows up, damaging the Gatekeeper's stomach! Did I mention the inevitable radiation poisoning?
Nova Strike 10/10 Special Attack is Made and now in Approval
Summoning Fail Mage 4/15
I will Ready to Use Nova Strike this is one of my Signature Abilities and my Powerful Attacks the Charge Attack Version is Much Stronger than the Battle Tech Version Using at the Gatekeeper using the Steel Diamond Katana this will be as Part of the Echeladder however it get Stronger every Level up and my Weapon Upgrades
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
THERE. IS. ONE. ENEMY.
Actual posts later, wanted to clear this up.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
19/50+1 to Amp x2.
I return to the art of removal - that is, of Creativity. It would not be in our best interests to allow this thing to counterattack excessively. As such, I search my inventory for some form of neural annihilator, excluding the Braineraser, as I just used it. I find one thing, which is not technically used specifically for neural annihilation, but it will do nonetheless. I equip Quasar's Nightcrawler, scrutinizing the miniature black hole acting as the scepter's topper. Summoning a black hole within something's brain will undoubtedly harm one's creativity, regardless of anatomy, assuming they have a brain. I channel my arcane power through the scepter. The air around me chills, as if being deprived of much-needed heat for some kind of spell, which is obviously occurring. Suddenly, the Gatekeeper finds that a metaphorical black hole it tearing at its own mind, removing any semblance of creativity from it without the slightest trace whatsoever. The metaphorical black hole eradicates the creativity, dragging to beneath the event horizon of the metaphorical black hole. This drains the creativity of the Gatekeeper to a remarkable extent. This metaphor is rather analogous to what actually occurred, a series of arcane curses which drained the creativity of the Gatekeeper initially, and used it to fuel further creativity-annihilating actions within the Gatekeeper. The mind of the creature, ultimately fragmented beyond our belief and comprehension, implodes, taking with it the capacity to be creative in any way whatsoever. Knowing how the further-maddened Gatekeeper will react through close examination of the vortices of possibility and decisions beforehand, I proceed to force the Gatekeeper's actual brain to implode, destroying any realistic capacity for the Gatekeeper to be creative in any way whatsoever. The purely fragmented mind of the Gatekeeper proceeds to attack itself in a fashion bereft of physical duress. Mostly, that is. The Gatekeeper appears to be torn into four and a half different mental fragments, each utterly dissimilar from the last. The fragments war with each other within the Gatekeeper's brain, slowly killing it, and thoroughly crushing its creativity. These fragments eventually kill each other, leaving the Gatekeeper devoid of any mental capacity whatsoever. I place the Quasar's Nightcrawler back into my inventory.
Action 1/2
Unholy Assault: 41/50
Ethereal Calling: 16/50
Parasites: 3/5
I cast a shield upon insert_generic_username and pionoplayer, guarding them from damage this turn.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (4/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = Wands of Health Transfer? (3/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> 02 Action: The EAS Tones go 'round and 'round...
02/> I deploy nukes laced with polonium-210, EAS Tones, SCP-409, Justin Bieber music, Barney's "I love you" song, squeakers screaming, more EAS Tones, Rebecca Black's "Friday", Superman 64, EAS Tones, One Direction songs, creativity-destroying tellurium tacos, 300 miles of highway... cookies, EAS Tones, cans.wav, corrosive diarrhea, bacon, baloney sandwiches, the souls of 20,000 SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys trapped in a budder bar, the screaming of a thousand PewDiePie fanboys and a thousand PewDiePie haters (all under the age of 10) engaged in a massive shouting match, 20,000 ellipsis bombs and did I mention EAS Tones? Of course, the nukes all fall on the Gatekeeper and explode to the sound of "bacon bacon needs more bacon", death by polonium-210, EAS Tones, the sound of an Angry Racist Jewish Hambone smashing beer cans, SCP-409 spreading, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM YUCK!", "It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday", EAS Tones, "I want my baloney sandwiches", "BUDDER and BUDDER ore", "POOPYPIE IS CRAP AND U SUCK FOR LIKING HIM", "NO U, PEWDS IS AWESOME, BROFIST!!!!!!", EAS Tones, "...", the sound of Superman 64 being played, a splat, the sound of the Gatekeeper's creativity being destroyed by tellurium tacos, One Direction's What Makes You Beautiful, Justin Bieber's Baby, "UR MOM OOOOOOOOH REKT", "I love you, you love me" and did I mention EAS Tones?
Nanoctet: 7/9
Small Expansion Nozzle: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
No no no, it's like this. It has to be semitransparent for the laser to work.
Lothyra alchemizes Tiny Mirror & Aluminum Foil & Name Tag = Tiny Semitransparent Mirror again.
SEMITRANSPARENT MIRROR: A mirror that has been coated with Aluminum Foil underneath the surface and has had its back removed, allowing it to act as a beam-splitter. Some of the light that hits the mirror gets reflected, and some passes through. A necessary component for many laser systems.
Also, I forgot to give the description of the expansion nozzle and iAntimak (you wanted it for iAntimak && Shotgun and iAntimak || Shotgun).
EXPANSION NOZZLE: A funnel-shaped device that is used to expand any compressed gas that is shot through it. An essential component of a gas dynamic laser.
IANTIMAK: A sleek black rifle, identical to the iTokomak, but it now is powered by and produces antimatter, perfectly contained in a canister.
Lothyra also alchemizes Small Expansion Nozzle -O Shrink. She then uses Megaversal on the Limbo Gatekeeper. Bender uses the unholy rock powers of Effslayer to suck some of the dark power out of the Limbo Gatekeeper. If that doesn't work, he uses the Fluorite Octet (again on the Limbo Gatekeeper).
Lothyra speaks to the Council.
What are my crimes? Why was I sentenced here? Oh wait. I know. (It's probably her dark backstory. You know, when she was gradually turning into an elf Condescence? Also, I've retconned the death sequences)
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis