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EoTB done. Go read it and edit your posts accordingly. Probably no post today. Expect one tomorrow.

I get some of Piono's old 1-post summons. You know, the ones that were just creature after creature after creature? Yeah, those. I then throw them at the GATEKEEPER!

I get the Twilisaber and stab the Gatekeeper with it.

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-40 / 50- Streamer? (Tazz'd, +2)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz

=ACTION=
I use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on the Gatekeeper.
If I can still preform an action, I then shoot myself with THE OTHER SIDE.

=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: +5 Charge (Is this fine?)

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
26/30 x1, 27/30x2 Magic

Battlefield: I use the potion airdropper to drop six potion of nectar on myself
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:

(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 11/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 11/11
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 2/11
Posioned Dagger AND Azure Essence 1/11

+2 to generic

Would it help if I bolded finished alchemies? I will start doing that.

Act 2! +2 to Ire!

Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 3/11)

Orb of Sanity && Essence of every Therapist ever && Hyperconcentrated Sanity Fuel = Orb of Calm (Level 6: 4/7)

I'm going to see if you recalled that wrong, because I'm too lazy to go back and check, though if it is, I'll quit this. Spiral Sucker (Level 9) > Fine: ??? (Level 10: 2/11)



I use the Oblivion's Topper and mentally manipulate the Limbo Gatekeeper. However, instead of making it attack itself or anything like that, which probably wouldn't work, I mentally adjust it so that it's far, far less creative, by taking away all the more creative thoughts and just yanking them out, leaving a less original and less dangerous Limbo Gatekeeper. I then give the supercreative thoughts to Everyman, hopefully blostering his Creativity. If this action is impossible, I instead use the Orchid Fires the Oblivion Topper provides to heat up a Critmist potion, turning it into actual mist and spreading it among the next two posters to attack the Gatekeeper.

TURN 1/3
Winter Diamond 3/3 COMPLETE
Potion of Magic 2/2 COMPLETE
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Infused Correspondence Stone 2/?
Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand 2/4
Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength 1/2

Seeing that the Gatekeeper draws power/inspiration from the Alchemies people use on him, I decide to keep building up Alchemies to use later and meanwhile attack with more basic attacks, or otherwise support the more powerful players. I take the Diamond-Tipped Wand and begin to draw white-glowing runes in the air in front of me, casting a spell of protection from harm and greater ability to inflict the same across the players around me. I order the Nanofusioncomputer, or NFC for short, to take up position as a pair of bracers on my arms, pending further commands.
The orks' spores have settled in, and begin to grow... 3/50

4/14 Ghast Familiar

I eat a sandvich. Heavy style!

"BOLOGNA is PERFECT FUEL, for BURNING TINY COWS!"

A pained mooing can be heard from afar.

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No Joke

UBER: 1 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

(The finale of The DTG Games 2.5 is up now! Go check it out in the forge or something. I don't care.)
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: 37/45/Negative Infinity

I test out these Kolma Arcs on the gatekeeper. I won't risk it this time.

I take out the Hope Crusher and crush the Gatekeeper's hopes of being creative, then force it to spew Hello Meatbags1 repeatedly, causing it to take lethal embarrassment damage. I also punch Split's cage, then ask him what's the deal with this setup anyways.
Charges Inc. 50/50 Charges Inc. files a patent in the past, and acquires the right to every octet ever alchemized, and I get duplicates of all of them. They then boost all level 9 players' experience gain rate to 2x, since me getting all the octets isn't really much other than just skipping past manual duplication.
Lucky 8r8k 2/50 (split my +2)
First Aid && Azure Essence 3/11
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 10/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 10/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 32)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 3)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-31, Talist-6. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)

17/50
Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3

+1 to Amp x2.


I ask the Council about my numerous crimes, if I may. Well, if you want to write a response, that is.

So, the Gatekeeper repeats whatever attacks we throw at it. That might be problematic. Unless, of course, we can deal damage of a type we are all colloquially immune to. I wonder... so, Split says that we should be able to decrease the Gatekeeper's Creativity to stop it from counterattacking so effectively. I can work with that. I grab the Braineraser. If this thing doesn't kill the Gatekeeper instantly, it will almost certainly lower its creativity, along with its brain mass. I scrutinize the Gatekeeper briefly with an unblinking stare. The souls within the core were caught attempting to escape. They shall be freed, in time. If it must be done, we can tear the Gatekeeper to pieces, and place each individual soul into a Warded Soul Jar. Hopefully, it won't come to that. I proceed to avert my eyes from the Gatekeeper, before opening a thick tome with a maroon cover, otherwise referred to as the Braineraser. The eldritch script inscribed upon the paper of the book scorches the mind of the Gatekeeper both in reality and metaphorically. The cerebrum of the Gatekeeper (or the collective souls, if need be) is scorched inexplicably by some incomprehensible force. The metaphorical scorching is far more abstract, as should be expected. The metaphorical scorching eradicates the Gatekeeper's latest trains of thought, sapping its creativity away to fuel further neural annihilation. All the while, I stand, watching the entire occurrence, unaffected by the eldritch knowledge. I work with this kind of thing rather often, so I've developed several methods of protection. Unfortunately, the Gatekeeper is incapable of performing them. Well, it is good for us. You know what I mean. Those protection methods are typically along the lines of not looking at the deadly words, something that is currently impossible for the Gatekeeper. Hah. Just to be safe, I close the book, but not before it annihilates the Gatekeeper's capacity to create words, hopefully disabling its counterattack, if it occurs.

42/50 Weath Ray

3/50 {REDACTED}

My Action: I use my new alchemy to attack gatekeeper.

SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation reprograms a ship that they had in orbit. The ship warps to Scratch's location, drops out of warp extremely briefly (like 1/10th of a second briefly), re-establishes the warp field with Doc Scratch inside of it, then warps at warp 10 (or however fast it can warp, but it was built as an exploration ship with warp 10) into the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy (if it cannot reach this black hole for some reason, it warps to the most dangerous thing it can reach, like another black hole) before Scratch realizes what is going on (warp 10 is INSTANT warp to anywhere, and the AI traps Scratch in the field faster than his reaction time lets him react (his reaction time is 3/10th of a second). Doc Scratch is obliterated by the black hole, and cannot escape because the black hole is by definition inescapable.E

EXOS Action: EXOS hacks into the server data and changes Doc Scratch's HP to be visible so we know how much damage we have to do to beat it.

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: =========

Nanoctet: 5/9

Small Mirror: 2/2 Complete!

Small Turbine: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==

Lothyra sets the SciAntimak to "Physics" mode, then fires it at the Limbo Gatekeeper. Hopefully that mode will be best suited to fight ethereal entities like the unarmored Limbo Guardian. She then alchemizes Small Mirror -O Shrink and Small Turbine -O Shrink. Bender summons the Ghostbusters (attack, not actual summon) and orders them to attack the Limbo Gatekee-

Wait, why are they... OH GOD THEY'RE CROSSING THE STREA-

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* (against the Gatekeeper)

Nova Armor 18/25

Nova Strike 9/10

Summoning Fail Mage 3/15

I threw a Grenade at the Gatekeeper which can Duplicate more Explosions until the Tiniest ones Blasted at him and i Made the Rest of the Sacred items and i cant make them anymore til the Following Turn

Total Damage so Far: 66750 Damage

Steel Diamond Katana Stats

Level 1

Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible

Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000

Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion

TURN 2/3
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Infused Correspondence Stone 3/?
Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand 3/4
Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength 2/2 COMPLETE
Potion of Magic x2 1/1

FRIVOLOUS ATTACK TITLE: APPLE OF DISCORD
I put away the Diamond-Tipped Wand, the spell having completed, and decide to invoke instead a force which should be capable of defeating a gestalt entity like this one. A golden orb of light begins to grow in my hand as I invoke the power of Strife. It coalesces (after a suitably dramatic charging time) into a glowing golden apple, which I toss at the Gatekeeper with a cry of, "τη καλλίστη!". Each soul making up the Gatekeeper sees their heart's desire instead of the golden apple, and several break free of the Gatekeeper's body to attempt to claim the apple, while others fight amongst themselves while still in the Gatekeeper to break free and claim their desire. The cumulative disorder this causes in the Gatekeeper both deals damage and lowers his Creativity slightly due to destroying his mental focus. The apple, having accomplished all this, dissipates in a blast of disordered energy, further damaging the Gatekeeper and lowering his Creativity.
The spores continue to grow... 4/50

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
27/40 x1, 28/40x2 Magic

Battlefield: I heal myself with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:

Body Armour AND Azure Essence 3/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 2/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 1/11

(A wand of convenience is a wand for people who suck at magic, because a normal wand in my magic system would not be good for their health. Only capable of minor magic. Let me elaborate on how wands work a little. They aren't necessary for magic, and don't help with doing it per se. However, they do amplify the power of any magic the wielder does, and make it take less out of them. Wands have inherent magic in them, but wands of convenience obviously have less. If someone who was bad at magic tried using a normal one, they wouldn't be able to control the inherent magic, and something horrible would happen. Well, good things could happen too, but statistically horrible. Almost everyone in Blue's universe is capable of magic though, but most people suck, including her, hence these are rather common. This was not meant to become a tangent.)

+2 to generic

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: =========

Nanoctet: 6/9

Tiny Mirror: 2/2 Complete!

Tiny Turbine: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==

WHAT IDIOT MADE THEM CROSS THE STREAMS?! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDER!
FRY DID IT!
FRY ISN'T EVEN HERE! Grr.

Lothyra alchemizes Expansion Nozzle -O Shrink and Tiny Mirror & Aluminum Foil = Tiny Semitransparent Mirror. She then gathers sacred items and uses Existence Now on the Gatekeeper. Bender uses the manipulative powers of the Remote Magnepulators to make the Gatekeeper BITE HIS SHINY METAL @SS.

You know we Guardians don't like giving spoilers. Plus, my knowledge only pertains to Paradox Space, meaning I don't have quite as good of an idea what will happen here. I will tell you this, though. You using that weapon is a foregone conclusion. Your success is not. Yet.

he... wh/\t? sweet troll jegus...

eric! k/\l/\re's m/\n/\ged to form /\ ment/\l link, /\nd b/\sic/\lly... scr/\tch gorillaed stuff up. Cue offscreen exposition.

I ROLL. LAYER EIGHT. AT THE GATEKEEPER.

TURN 3/3
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone = Infused Correspondence Stone 4/?
Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand 4/4 COMPLETE
Potion of Strength x2 1/1
Potion of Strength O0O Potion of Magic 1/3

I pull the Diamond-Tipped Wand back out and continue casting spells. This time, the runes I channel my magic through have a distinctly menacing appearance. A blue orb begins to waver into existence in front of me, created by the magical power I am channeling into the fabric of Limbo's reality. It elongates and begins to spin out into a shimmering halo around the wand. The halo slowly enlarges and brightens until it looks about sized for the Gatekeeper's bulk. With a flick of my wand, I toss the coruscating halo at the Gatekeeper, where it comes to rest just above its head. The halo crackles and discharges, tendrils of blue mental magic seeping into the Gatekeeper's collection of souls and scouring its mind of creative thoughts, incidentally doing minor damage.
The spores continue to grow... 5/50

After having finished my alchemies, I make duplicates of them and turn them over to Fseftr. "Thank you for the business." I then take out the Bulletesseract, and use it, shielding me and a bunch of AGs from whatever the Gatekeeper's about to do.
I then casually share a drink with the Everyman, and contemplate whether he gets creativity from drugs and alcohol anymore. If he doesn't I just give him some Delicious Fruit, which has been boiled three times so as to make it edible. I then toss a million Delicious Fruits at the Gatekeeper, which cause heavy damage. I then tell him of everything that's happened so far in this war, and then tell him about all our shenanigans in #DTG2.
Lucky 8r8k 5/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 4/11
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 11/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 11/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 33)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 4)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-11, Talist-6. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.

I have returned, everybody! I leap into action by taking the gatekeeper, and making him keep a gate I made just for him! The gate is flaming, poisoned, spiky(with thousand-foot long spikes), and comes with a FREE Cobaltshade quest! And he has to keep it by strapping it to his chest. With a straitjacket.