The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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TURN 1/3
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone 5/5 COMPLETE
Potion of Magic O0O Potion of Strength 2/3
Potion of Magic x2 1/1
Concentrated Magic in a Jar >Fine 1/?
I grab the Obsidian-Tipped Wand from the alchemiter and straightaway put it to work. I conjure shattered chunks of diamond and obsidian, infusing the diamond with huge amounts of magic while infusing the essence of nothingness into the obsidian. The shards arrange themselves into groups, forming a magical array and infusing themselves with even more magic while splitting into ever smaller shards, until none is larger than the last joint of my little finger. Finally, I swing the wand forward, stabbing it at the Gatekeeper. The shards volley at the Gatekeeper, first diamond then obsidian, the diamonds exploding into forceful blasts of magic while the obsidian sucks the animating magic from the Gatekeeper. As the last set of gems streaks forth, I unleash one final blast of magic at the Gatekeeper myself from the Obsidian-Tipped Wand.
The spores grow further... 6/50
2/3 for the potion of multiplication
@ninjatwist: Thanks for the shield dude!
Dr. Christoff nods to ninjatwist, then launches himself at the gatekeeper once more. He drives the binary blade into the gatekeeper's chest, and funnels an entire thundercloud's worth of lightning into the chest cavity, attempting to blow the angry souls within out into the open, to join the throng that has just arrived...
The angry ghosts of Limbo want out. And limbo is now populated by every casualty from the entire war.
The deaths of gods have awoken those who would have lost themselves.
And they all. want. OUT.
Every entity from the battlefield, every innocent bystander, every single person that has died while under the Trifecta's influence... all of them have 'contributed' in some way to the conflict (If talist's actions count, then so do these people's, There's been loads of fighting going on across the Trifecta and the universes that have been drawn in by it) and all of them have tasted the eternity of oblivion... and none of them like it.
The angry ghosts of the terror mobs swarm up the side of the gatekeeper, as the artillery pieces from the MBOA begin a massive barrage on the monstrosity, ships can be heard in the distance. Limbo is emptying.
Everyone wants a second chance.
(Other people! Latch onto this attack! Everyone that has died in-thread, or even off-panel, is most likely in this horde.)
Battlefield:
Eric continues typing: Umm... yes actually. Is there any way you people could set up some sort of temporal beacon? I promised Kalare that I would come get you people out of Paradox Space once the conflict we're in is over. I sort of realized a bit late I don't actually know your coordinates.
Somewhere far away:
This branch of the Nexus fleet is stationed in the void, not far from the Trifecta.
It is massive. The flagship alone is larger than a planet. And the lesser ships count in the billions and trillions.
In the bridge of the flagship stands a Minecraftian.
The controller of Project Nexus, although not its general.
Phobos approaches piono, then looks up at the screen.
The screen stretches across view, split into many different smaller screens, each showing something different going on, one cluster shows the battlefield, with numerous smaller screens around it detailing other areas of interest on Godcraft. Another shows Alternia... or what's left of it. A third shows Earth and the Moon, with three views right inside the Conclave.
The views drawn up to size are ones only recently added to the monitor.
One of Scratch, and a few within Limbo. We should send soldiers.
No we shouldn't Phobos, we cannot win this particular battle, and we don't need to anyways. But this is completely unforeseen. We have no idea how much damage this could cause.
It won't cause any to us, or at least not a significant amount.
My knowledge may not be perfect, but I can recognize an ultimatum from the Narrative. Explain?
Simple. You are aware that I have lesser versions of the psi-godmodder artifacts from the simulation, yes?
Now, they may not be anywhere near as strong, or grant me any special or boosted power beyond some slight passive control on certain elements in my environment, but they were strong enough in the simulation for me to gauge their strength. And how is that relevant?
Simply put, the psi-godmodder artifacts are not that strong. Very few of those supposedly mind-controlled by the godmodder would be susceptible to it, even if the godmodder knew what he was doing with those, which I doubt he did, as he hadn't taken the time to get used to the power yet.
And even then, the disc of mojang is not powerful enough to counter all five of the other psi-godmodder artifacts on its own. The other five artifacts have specific boosts, but the disc of mojang has no power of its own.
Rather, its a power amplifier, and even with that strong an amplifier, Scratch would not have been able to defeat the godmodder with all five of the regular artifacts.
Nor should he have been able to claim the fez, even with all six. What does that mean for the confrontation then?
The Narrative, for the first time in longer than... before anyone knows, is stirring in its sleep.
It is directly affecting the outcome of events, trying to tie up a few loose ends, but most of all, it is trying to send a message to everyone who can read this language. Not to mess with the Narrative.
Exactly. But I still don't like a completely hands-off policy, something less auspicious might happen that's just as dangerous.
I never said we were pulling out, I just said we weren't going in.
Lothyra alchemizes Hard Science Fiction >=O=< Altar (she'll need it for an upcoming alchemy). She then fires SciAntimak on Biology mode at the Gatekeeper. Bender uses the Remote Magnepulators to rip the Gatekeeper in half!
Meanwhile...
Lothyra contacts Eric.
Hello Eric. I have heard you talking about the IUPC. I'm actually interested in joining it after the war is over. I think my skills will be of great use to rebuild your organization. Or maybe I'm just bragging. Sorry if I am.
I take out a phone, and ring up an Alternate Maniacsoul. After receiving one from an alternate self, I then wield the Soul against the Gatekeeper, and gently toss it at the Gatekeeper. It touches down, and the Gatekeeper suddenly loses all of his creativity forever.
Lucky 8r8k 11/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 6/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 2/??
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 2/11
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 25)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 4)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-13, Talist-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
"So, council of whatever, if even the peaceful ones have an entire paragraph dedicated to why they're under threat, how long is my rap sheet? Meters, miles, light years? Just interested."
I then inject the Gatekeeper full of anti-depressants, which have the wonderful side effect of stifling creativity. How do I inject them?
SURPRISE APPEARANCE FROM THE MEDITANK AND THE MEDIC BOTS! They're all here too, somehow! Not sure what Limbo would need with that many Medics, but okay. One of said Medic bots heads over to K4yne, having taken an interest in the No Joke.
-Elsewhere-
"A CONTINGENCY PLAN. FOR SOME REASON, THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. WHAT DOES, THOUGH, IS THAT GRAYHOLD WAS TARGETED BY THE RED SUN WAVE. ADDITIONALLY, THE ANACHRON WAS ALSO TARGETED, ACCORDING TO SCANS, SO THIS ISN'T AN ISOLATED INCIDENT. AT THE SAME TIME, OTHER THINGS, SUCH AS THE HMAS VICTOR, WENT COMPLETELY IGNORED. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO LOGICAL PATTERN."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
20/50
+1 to Amp x2.
((Gutza, there is already some ruthless Condesce-esque elf in existence, so I'd have to say no on that matter.))
I grab the upgraded ebony cue otherwise referred to by the learned as Scratch's Lament. I immediately begin casting a spell with it. The unadulterated energy of the Green Sun is rather useful for the forceful teleportation of the self, as well as other entities and objects. I wave the cue, watching green energy trail off of the tip of the thing. I scrutinize the brain of the Gatekeeper, waiting for an opportune moment. This moment arrives within mere seconds. With a flick of Scratch's Lament, the Gatekeeper suddenly collapses to the floor. This would usually be accompanied by some form of grievous mental harm, if the Gatekeeper currently had a brain. Alas, the Gatekeeper's brain lies on the ground, having appeared there in a thoroughly esoteric manner, with a flash of green light. The temporal lobe appears to be completely and utterly missing from this particular brain. In its place, there remain only singed neurons. Green plasma flows from the tip of Scratch's Lament. I proceed to annihilate the brain. It is rather difficult to be creative when one lacks mental faculties. Anyhow, the extensive brain damage suffered by the Gatekeeper serves to lower the Creativity (or perhaps the regeneration rate of the Creativity itself) of the Gatekeeper as much as possible. I teleport the remains of the Gatekeeper's brain into the head of the Gatekeeper itself, and proceed to forcibly remove them from the head of the Gatekeeper once more, slightly more unceremoniously. When the tattered and scorched remnants of the Gatekeeper's brain reappear, I point the Hazel Wand at them. The remains promptly vanish, sacrificed to the Outer Gods. I teleport every single vital organ within the Gatekeeper away, utilizing Scratch's Lament extensively. I send forth a curse into each individual organ. They levitate into the air, pulsating amethyst energy. Suddenly, the organs streak towards each other, colliding violently. Arcane magics tear at the organs, fusing them together into an amalgamated mass of tissue and souls, or whatever the Gatekeeper is composed of primarily. The eldritch composition of this mass immediately causes as vast deal of instability. Flux Gas pours into Limbo in large quantities, along with Taint-inducing Flux Goo. Hah. I wave Scratch's Lament, and the mass of organs fuses itself to the surface of the Gatekeeper. The mass momentarily glows a dark black, before emanating the agonized souls contained within the organs, and exploding. A large chunk of the Gatekeeper is missing, still spewing Flux Gas. I de-equip Scratch's Lament.
Grayhold Citadel, 15:07
The golem shrugs, or makes a shoulder-based bodily movement that could be classified as one.
I have no idea why the Citadel and the Third Manufactory were specifically targeted. The pattern appears random, or perhaps restrained. The one who initiated the Red Disaster may be waiting for the HMAS Victor to make some form of move, or perhaps it is protected entirely from this sort of occurrence. At this point, I am nearly ninety-eight percent certain that this is the case. Proximity is by no means a limiter for the Red Puppet.
The Essentia Pylon continues to help in the reconstruction of the Anachron, transmitting essentia for repair.
—
The Seer of Time continues typing as well.
TT: There is one temporal beacon I know of. It's called the Consummate Note, if you're interested.
TT: Who are you, anyways, and why should I believe what you say?
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Too lazy to make action right now. I'mma just do RPpost to respond to Erelye
Eric types: My name is Eric, and I'm a friend of Kalare's. As to why you should trust me... Let me think, what's a good happening in your session... Would knowing that your having problems with Lord English be enough? Kalare told me a good deal about the problems you've been having, but goodness, So much has happened to you that its hard to keep track of it all.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
29/40 x1, 28/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I stab the gatekeeper with the lazuli fencer
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 5/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 4/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 3/11
I attempt to take Captcharoid photos of the Gatekeper's Scythe and Split's Broken Anachronism. not sure if it'll work, but ah well. I then high-five my previous Army, excluding the Aces as they're not dead, and Crazy hand as I can't prove he's dead because of the effects of Final Smash. It's so much High-Fiving that it drives the Gatekeeper crazy, making it lose creativity. However, I manage to finish in a reliatively quick timeframe. The Mad Bombers take advantage of their sudden gain of ressurective Immortality to bum-rush the Gatekeeper, pulling out explosives out of every conceivable nook and cranny as they go and throwing htem at the Gatekeeper. Then the Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals put their impressive powers to work, firing off a salvo of Ranch Dressing blasts before giving leeway to the Engineers, who have just recently made a Ranch Dressing Machinegun model. They put their newest inventions to use and fire away at the Gatekeeper. Then comes the Dynamite Dynamos, who put their Mini-Michael Bay Cannons to good use and fire Explosion after Explosion at the Gatekeeper-yes, Explosions, not Explosives. They keep firing until they've ran out of ammo, then just throw their ultraconcentrated C-16^16^16^16 at the Gatekeeper instead. Finally, the massive Grand Ranch Dressing Artillery Cannons. They take aim at the Gatekeeper and quickly prove why they're dangerous in a single shot.
I then gather up all the armies of the players who are no longer active, as well as any entity that was summoned by players who are no longer active. I don't know who they are or what they are because there are just too many to count, but they all throw everything they've got into the Gatekeeper. The charge attacks, the deathly laser guns, the eating them alive, the acids, the fireballs, the swords, the shields, the everything. All of it funneling into the Gatekeeper. It is all so unoriginal of me, and my unoriginality rubs itself deeply into the Gatekeeper's essence while I attack it relentlessly. Finally, I finish it off by opening the Baconcase against it, levying it's powers to trap it in Baconverse and hopefully letting everyone present do some more damage to it during it's trapped state.
I Chucked a Unlucky Potion at the Gatekeeper due to Anger after i got it from a Lucky Block this Potion has Many Negative Effects and it's Very Powerful!
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
30/40 x1, 29/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use the bulletesseract to guard random AGs and Ns, including myself
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 6/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 5/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 4/11
i saw Wily on the Floor Being Defeated with his Powerful Machine being Blown up and he Said to me
Wily: I cannot Take anymore! Please rebuild the Old ones into the More Powerful ones and the New ones will be Joining you into Battle i will Teleport my Way out of here! *teleports to Wily Castle which hasnt Touched Ever*
Well starting a Massive 50 Post Charge of Rebuilding Destroyed Robot Masters into New ones and Repair Bass and Zero can Someone help me Thanks all of them will be [AG] if the Other Player Charges are allowed i will Deal Bonus Damage to a Boss in how many Times they Helped me.
1 Player helped me = 0.2X Damage increase 2 Players helped me = 0.4X Damage increase 3 Players helped me 0.6X Damage Increase (More than 1.5X Damage) 4 Players helped me 0.8 Damage Increase 5+ Players helped me = 1.0X Damage Increase/Double Damage until i Build the Wily Machine with All other Wily Machines from Mega Man 1 to 10 Also [AG] and 50 Post Charge My Army of Robot Masters will Take out the Gatekeeper He he he this will be Powerful Starting Now!
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 1/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 1/50 Help needed!
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
Lothyra tests out the Nanoctet by using it against the Limbo Gatekeeper. She then upgrades it by alchemizing Nanoctet & Graphene. She then remembers that she needs one more basic component for her new weapon. She alchemizes Gas Cooler -O Shrink.
GAS COOLER: A device that cools hot gases passing through it. An essential component for a gas dynamic laser that has to reuse the same laser medium.
She then sets up Scranton Reality Anchors around the Limbo Gatekeeper. They force it to comply with the laws of physics, both damaging it (because a giant cloud of souls is clearly magical) and stifle its creativity. Bender then uses Lightning Quick on the Gatekeeper.
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=CHARGE=
-45 / 50- Streamer? (Tazz'd, Modpack'd, +4 total)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I raise Split's PREDOMINATION BAR!
...actually I'll just stab him with a RAGE SYRINGE, which will hopefully boost his attack.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: +5 Charge (Is this fine?)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I fire Umbra's Rifle into the Gatekeeper's core, hopefully pinning multiple shadows to eachother.
I then heal the player with lowers health.
Southern Tundra IIIIII
Thuleprism Psiisuit 4/5
The New 52 4/10
Blacklit Candle && Chandelabra && Nightmare Amulet && Blacklit Candle 2/X
Doge 5/30
I duplicated a Blacklit Candle about 2 turns ago.
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stone 5/5 COMPLETE
Potion of Magic O0O Potion of Strength 2/3
Potion of Magic x2 1/1
Concentrated Magic in a Jar >Fine 1/?
I grab the Obsidian-Tipped Wand from the alchemiter and straightaway put it to work. I conjure shattered chunks of diamond and obsidian, infusing the diamond with huge amounts of magic while infusing the essence of nothingness into the obsidian. The shards arrange themselves into groups, forming a magical array and infusing themselves with even more magic while splitting into ever smaller shards, until none is larger than the last joint of my little finger. Finally, I swing the wand forward, stabbing it at the Gatekeeper. The shards volley at the Gatekeeper, first diamond then obsidian, the diamonds exploding into forceful blasts of magic while the obsidian sucks the animating magic from the Gatekeeper. As the last set of gems streaks forth, I unleash one final blast of magic at the Gatekeeper myself from the Obsidian-Tipped Wand.
The spores grow further... 6/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I roll Amethyst Eightfold at the Gatekeeper.
I then refill some Sacred Items.
Thuleprism Psiisuit
Water Bottle && SCP-2400 && Sand && Prismarine Shards && Guardian Roe
Blacklit Candle && Chandelabra && Nightmare Amulet && Blacklit Candle 3/X
The New 52 5/10
Doge 6/30
@ninjatwist: Thanks for the shield dude!
Dr. Christoff nods to ninjatwist, then launches himself at the gatekeeper once more. He drives the binary blade into the gatekeeper's chest, and funnels an entire thundercloud's worth of lightning into the chest cavity, attempting to blow the angry souls within out into the open, to join the throng that has just arrived...
The angry ghosts of Limbo want out. And limbo is now populated by every casualty from the entire war.
The deaths of gods have awoken those who would have lost themselves.
And they all. want. OUT.
Every entity from the battlefield, every innocent bystander, every single person that has died while under the Trifecta's influence... all of them have 'contributed' in some way to the conflict (If talist's actions count, then so do these people's, There's been loads of fighting going on across the Trifecta and the universes that have been drawn in by it) and all of them have tasted the eternity of oblivion... and none of them like it.
The angry ghosts of the terror mobs swarm up the side of the gatekeeper, as the artillery pieces from the MBOA begin a massive barrage on the monstrosity, ships can be heard in the distance. Limbo is emptying.
Everyone wants a second chance.
(Other people! Latch onto this attack! Everyone that has died in-thread, or even off-panel, is most likely in this horde.)
Battlefield:
Eric continues typing:
Umm... yes actually.
Is there any way you people could set up some sort of temporal beacon?
I promised Kalare that I would come get you people out of Paradox Space once the conflict we're in is over.
I sort of realized a bit late I don't actually know your coordinates.
Somewhere far away:
This branch of the Nexus fleet is stationed in the void, not far from the Trifecta.
It is massive. The flagship alone is larger than a planet. And the lesser ships count in the billions and trillions.
In the bridge of the flagship stands a Minecraftian.
The controller of Project Nexus, although not its general.
Phobos approaches piono, then looks up at the screen.
The screen stretches across view, split into many different smaller screens, each showing something different going on, one cluster shows the battlefield, with numerous smaller screens around it detailing other areas of interest on Godcraft. Another shows Alternia... or what's left of it. A third shows Earth and the Moon, with three views right inside the Conclave.
The views drawn up to size are ones only recently added to the monitor.
One of Scratch, and a few within Limbo.
We should send soldiers.
No we shouldn't Phobos, we cannot win this particular battle, and we don't need to anyways.
But this is completely unforeseen. We have no idea how much damage this could cause.
It won't cause any to us, or at least not a significant amount.
My knowledge may not be perfect, but I can recognize an ultimatum from the Narrative.
Explain?
Simple. You are aware that I have lesser versions of the psi-godmodder artifacts from the simulation, yes?
Now, they may not be anywhere near as strong, or grant me any special or boosted power beyond some slight passive control on certain elements in my environment, but they were strong enough in the simulation for me to gauge their strength.
And how is that relevant?
Simply put, the psi-godmodder artifacts are not that strong. Very few of those supposedly mind-controlled by the godmodder would be susceptible to it, even if the godmodder knew what he was doing with those, which I doubt he did, as he hadn't taken the time to get used to the power yet.
And even then, the disc of mojang is not powerful enough to counter all five of the other psi-godmodder artifacts on its own. The other five artifacts have specific boosts, but the disc of mojang has no power of its own.
Rather, its a power amplifier, and even with that strong an amplifier, Scratch would not have been able to defeat the godmodder with all five of the regular artifacts.
Nor should he have been able to claim the fez, even with all six.
What does that mean for the confrontation then?
The Narrative, for the first time in longer than... before anyone knows, is stirring in its sleep.
It is directly affecting the outcome of events, trying to tie up a few loose ends, but most of all, it is trying to send a message to everyone who can read this language.
Not to mess with the Narrative.
Exactly.
But I still don't like a completely hands-off policy, something less auspicious might happen that's just as dangerous.
I never said we were pulling out, I just said we weren't going in.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: =========
Nanoctet: 8/9
Tiny Semitransparent Mirror: 2/3
Tiny Expansion Nozzle: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra alchemizes Hard Science Fiction >=O=< Altar (she'll need it for an upcoming alchemy). She then fires SciAntimak on Biology mode at the Gatekeeper. Bender uses the Remote Magnepulators to rip the Gatekeeper in half!
Meanwhile...
Lothyra contacts Eric.
Hello Eric. I have heard you talking about the IUPC. I'm actually interested in joining it after the war is over. I think my skills will be of great use to rebuild your organization. Or maybe I'm just bragging. Sorry if I am.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Lucky 8r8k 11/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 6/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 2/??
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 2/11
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 25)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 4)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-13, Talist-8. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I attempt to annoy the Gatekeeper with Comic Sans!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I then inject the Gatekeeper full of anti-depressants, which have the wonderful side effect of stifling creativity. How do I inject them?
SURPRISE APPEARANCE FROM THE MEDITANK AND THE MEDIC BOTS! They're all here too, somehow! Not sure what Limbo would need with that many Medics, but okay. One of said Medic bots heads over to K4yne, having taken an interest in the No Joke.
-Elsewhere-
"A CONTINGENCY PLAN. FOR SOME REASON, THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. WHAT DOES, THOUGH, IS THAT GRAYHOLD WAS TARGETED BY THE RED SUN WAVE. ADDITIONALLY, THE ANACHRON WAS ALSO TARGETED, ACCORDING TO SCANS, SO THIS ISN'T AN ISOLATED INCIDENT. AT THE SAME TIME, OTHER THINGS, SUCH AS THE HMAS VICTOR, WENT COMPLETELY IGNORED. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO LOGICAL PATTERN."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
20/50+1 to Amp x2.
((Gutza, there is already some ruthless Condesce-esque elf in existence, so I'd have to say no on that matter.))
I grab the upgraded ebony cue otherwise referred to by the learned as Scratch's Lament. I immediately begin casting a spell with it. The unadulterated energy of the Green Sun is rather useful for the forceful teleportation of the self, as well as other entities and objects. I wave the cue, watching green energy trail off of the tip of the thing. I scrutinize the brain of the Gatekeeper, waiting for an opportune moment. This moment arrives within mere seconds. With a flick of Scratch's Lament, the Gatekeeper suddenly collapses to the floor. This would usually be accompanied by some form of grievous mental harm, if the Gatekeeper currently had a brain. Alas, the Gatekeeper's brain lies on the ground, having appeared there in a thoroughly esoteric manner, with a flash of green light. The temporal lobe appears to be completely and utterly missing from this particular brain. In its place, there remain only singed neurons. Green plasma flows from the tip of Scratch's Lament. I proceed to annihilate the brain. It is rather difficult to be creative when one lacks mental faculties. Anyhow, the extensive brain damage suffered by the Gatekeeper serves to lower the Creativity (or perhaps the regeneration rate of the Creativity itself) of the Gatekeeper as much as possible. I teleport the remains of the Gatekeeper's brain into the head of the Gatekeeper itself, and proceed to forcibly remove them from the head of the Gatekeeper once more, slightly more unceremoniously. When the tattered and scorched remnants of the Gatekeeper's brain reappear, I point the Hazel Wand at them. The remains promptly vanish, sacrificed to the Outer Gods. I teleport every single vital organ within the Gatekeeper away, utilizing Scratch's Lament extensively. I send forth a curse into each individual organ. They levitate into the air, pulsating amethyst energy. Suddenly, the organs streak towards each other, colliding violently. Arcane magics tear at the organs, fusing them together into an amalgamated mass of tissue and souls, or whatever the Gatekeeper is composed of primarily. The eldritch composition of this mass immediately causes as vast deal of instability. Flux Gas pours into Limbo in large quantities, along with Taint-inducing Flux Goo. Hah. I wave Scratch's Lament, and the mass of organs fuses itself to the surface of the Gatekeeper. The mass momentarily glows a dark black, before emanating the agonized souls contained within the organs, and exploding. A large chunk of the Gatekeeper is missing, still spewing Flux Gas. I de-equip Scratch's Lament.
Grayhold Citadel, 15:07
The golem shrugs, or makes a shoulder-based bodily movement that could be classified as one.
I have no idea why the Citadel and the Third Manufactory were specifically targeted. The pattern appears random, or perhaps restrained. The one who initiated the Red Disaster may be waiting for the HMAS Victor to make some form of move, or perhaps it is protected entirely from this sort of occurrence. At this point, I am nearly ninety-eight percent certain that this is the case. Proximity is by no means a limiter for the Red Puppet.
The Essentia Pylon continues to help in the reconstruction of the Anachron, transmitting essentia for repair.
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The Seer of Time continues typing as well.
TT: There is one temporal beacon I know of. It's called the Consummate Note, if you're interested.
TT: Who are you, anyways, and why should I believe what you say?
I Oktoberfest taunt to heal myself, then i defense buff a random N player.
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No Joke
UBER: 2 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
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Eric types:
My name is Eric, and I'm a friend of Kalare's.
As to why you should trust me...
Let me think, what's a good happening in your session...
Would knowing that your having problems with Lord English be enough?
Kalare told me a good deal about the problems you've been having, but goodness,
So much has happened to you that its hard to keep track of it all.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
29/40 x1, 28/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I stab the gatekeeper with the lazuli fencer
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 5/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 4/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 3/11
+2 to generic
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 5/11)
Orb of Sanity && Essence of every Therapist ever && Hyperconcentrated Sanity Fuel = Orb of Calm (Level 6: 6/7)
Spiral Sucker (Level 9) > Fine: ??? (Level 10: 3/11)Thou art cancelled!I attempt to take Captcharoid photos of the Gatekeper's Scythe and Split's Broken Anachronism. not sure if it'll work, but ah well. I then high-five my previous Army, excluding the Aces as they're not dead, and Crazy hand as I can't prove he's dead because of the effects of Final Smash. It's so much High-Fiving that it drives the Gatekeeper crazy, making it lose creativity. However, I manage to finish in a reliatively quick timeframe. The Mad Bombers take advantage of their sudden gain of ressurective Immortality to bum-rush the Gatekeeper, pulling out explosives out of every conceivable nook and cranny as they go and throwing htem at the Gatekeeper. Then the Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals put their impressive powers to work, firing off a salvo of Ranch Dressing blasts before giving leeway to the Engineers, who have just recently made a Ranch Dressing Machinegun model. They put their newest inventions to use and fire away at the Gatekeeper. Then comes the Dynamite Dynamos, who put their Mini-Michael Bay Cannons to good use and fire Explosion after Explosion at the Gatekeeper-yes, Explosions, not Explosives. They keep firing until they've ran out of ammo, then just throw their ultraconcentrated C-16^16^16^16 at the Gatekeeper instead. Finally, the massive Grand Ranch Dressing Artillery Cannons. They take aim at the Gatekeeper and quickly prove why they're dangerous in a single shot.
I then gather up all the armies of the players who are no longer active, as well as any entity that was summoned by players who are no longer active. I don't know who they are or what they are because there are just too many to count, but they all throw everything they've got into the Gatekeeper. The charge attacks, the deathly laser guns, the eating them alive, the acids, the fireballs, the swords, the shields, the everything. All of it funneling into the Gatekeeper. It is all so unoriginal of me, and my unoriginality rubs itself deeply into the Gatekeeper's essence while I attack it relentlessly. Finally, I finish it off by opening the Baconcase against it, levying it's powers to trap it in Baconverse and hopefully letting everyone present do some more damage to it during it's trapped state.
Nova Strike 10/10 in Approval
Summoning Fail Mage 5/15
I Chucked a Unlucky Potion at the Gatekeeper due to Anger after i got it from a Lucky Block this Potion has Many Negative Effects and it's Very Powerful!
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
30/40 x1, 29/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use the bulletesseract to guard random AGs and Ns, including myself
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 6/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 5/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to generic
Nova Strike 10/10 in Approval
Summoning Fail Mage 6/15
i saw Wily on the Floor Being Defeated with his Powerful Machine being Blown up and he Said to me
Wily: I cannot Take anymore! Please rebuild the Old ones into the More Powerful ones and the New ones will be Joining you into Battle i will Teleport my Way out of here! *teleports to Wily Castle which hasnt Touched Ever*
Well starting a Massive 50 Post Charge of Rebuilding Destroyed Robot Masters into New ones and Repair Bass and Zero can Someone help me Thanks all of them will be [AG] if the Other Player Charges are allowed i will Deal Bonus Damage to a Boss in how many Times they Helped me.
1 Player helped me = 0.2X Damage increase 2 Players helped me = 0.4X Damage increase 3 Players helped me 0.6X Damage Increase (More than 1.5X Damage) 4 Players helped me 0.8 Damage Increase 5+ Players helped me = 1.0X Damage Increase/Double Damage until i Build the Wily Machine with All other Wily Machines from Mega Man 1 to 10 Also [AG] and 50 Post Charge My Army of Robot Masters will Take out the Gatekeeper He he he this will be Powerful Starting Now!
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 1/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 1/50 Help needed!
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: =========
Nanoctet: 9/9 Complete!
Tiny Semitransparent Mirror: 3/3 Complete!
Elemental Hard Science Fiction Orb: 2/3
==Actions==
Lothyra tests out the Nanoctet by using it against the Limbo Gatekeeper. She then upgrades it by alchemizing Nanoctet & Graphene. She then remembers that she needs one more basic component for her new weapon. She alchemizes Gas Cooler -O Shrink.
GAS COOLER: A device that cools hot gases passing through it. An essential component for a gas dynamic laser that has to reuse the same laser medium.
She then sets up Scranton Reality Anchors around the Limbo Gatekeeper. They force it to comply with the laws of physics, both damaging it (because a giant cloud of souls is clearly magical) and stifle its creativity. Bender then uses Lightning Quick on the Gatekeeper.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis