DONE Potion of Microstrength OOO Glarum Dust = Potion of Microstrength II 2/2
DONE X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden apple = X-Goldwinder 6/6
X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 2/6
+2 to Irecreeper
The ENRAGED PIGMEN rush the gatekeeper, devouring its armor and everything in their path. They begin to absorb limbo energies, which enrage them even further.
I use my fancy new X-Goldwinder, and test out its powers. I tentatively stab the gatekeeper in the foot, over and over, and over, spitting on it as well, as my spit is part corrosive waste acid from the intense Microsoft machinery inside me, and I then stab the soaked and destroyed foot, and I use the X-Goldwinder's powers to make one spark when I stab, which ignites the foot and burns it off, causing the gatekeeper to fall, and I hold the sword up so as it falls, it falls onto the sword, which stabs it through!
I saw nothing to split for now, but I do give him a THRONEBRINGER of my own creation.
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Terajump at maximum level against Gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation sends personnel to SCP-023-M ("Command Block") to secure it and potentially use it.
EXOS Action: EXOS blasts Gatekeeper with a trans-dimensional lightning blast upgraded via the use of the Perfect Sphere to actually hit and not miss in any way. It then realizes the Cataclysm Shield installation failed, and installs it again.
@twin: I meant he wouldn't be there, so I'm guessing the answer is no. I'm going to use this to bring back Christoff.
Anyways,
On the battlefield:
Eric walks over to Astria. Astria! You're okay. I don't know what happened... something is very wrong. We may be in a lot more trouble than I thought.
Eric pulls up his virtual-top, and messages Eric's computer, tryingto see if that will work. Hello? Kalare? Are you there? (yes, this is the computer that's still on his meteor.)
(waiting for another post from Talist for a Wilson's Shop bit)
In Limbo:
There is a flash of light, and suddenly a massive slice is cut across the front of the limbo guardian.
On the ground is Dr. Christoff, dead, and not very happy about it. I heard there was a breakout going on. So I decided to join in. And I'm bringing some friends.
There is a clamor in the distance, growing ever nearer. Limbo isn't a nice afterlife. And its inhabitants want out.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Fusioncomputer && Nanites 3/3? COMPLETE?
Diamond && Infusion of Fire Resistance && Essence of Cold = Heat-Resistant Diamond Orb 2/2? COMPLETE?
Strohl Munitions AP-229 Plasgun && Star Cannon 4/4 COMPLETE
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stones ((Information on this in the spoiler below)) 1/?
If I have extra slots; otherwise ignore this- Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine 1/4
If I have extra slots; otherwise ignore this- Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Magic in a Jar
The Correspondence is from the setting of Fallen London, and is essentially a type of possibly reality-bending language- the language of stars, or Judgements, in Fallen London canon, and the Judgements are the arbiters of reality. The Judgements determine what Is, starlight destroys what Is Not. In places starlight can't reach, things become quite, quite weird. One hazard of the Correspondence is that it's a bit of a fiery language, being associated with stars and all- it tends to burn when it's gathered in one place, so much that it's commonly incised into lead instead of written on paper.
I, being tired from my last attack, simply decide to test out the newly-completed Gamma Ray Cannon and fire a salvo at the Gatekeeper.
The spores settle into the ground; 2/50
X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 3/6
Potion of Microstrength II OOO Hope Essence = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I scream out to the limbo sky, saying "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" and run around the gatekeeper, screaming this all the while, before stopping behind him, wielding the BLACK HOLE BLADE, and as I slice him from behind I scream "BACK-SLASH"!
I throw a few bombs at Split's cage, trying to maybe break him out. I ask him if we're still tight, and also if he has seen HIM.
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Limbo:
Zand draws Darkleer and selects a new variety of arrow from his now-limited quiver. These, rather than summoning eldritch forces, contain the trapped and exceedingly angry soul of a good-sized demon, which is released once the arrow is fired and embeds itself in something. Arrow after arrow streaks through the gray mists of Limbo to strike the Gatekeeper, then explode in red light and the rage of some ancient evil of chains and fire. The beings do not last very long against something of this magnitude, but there are so very many of them, and the arrows keep coming.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Anachron and vicinity:
Potions of repair splash amid molten composite and irradiated slag, cooling and reforming. Then, abruptly, there is a flash of multicolored fire, and another crater has appeared in the hull. It would appear the remaining flux from the arcane defenses' failure does not take kindly to magic, even when to strike against it is at odds with their one-time programming.
{Just to explain the current condition of Anachron before I continue, it started with eight major reactors, five underwent catastrophic failure, one entered partial meltdown, and two remain fully operational, leaving the vessel at 33% of nominal power. The exterior systems, weapon and shield, and main hull are slag, but that is effectively their purpose in any extended firefight, whereas most of the orbital militant vessels are fully functioning, barring only the order to switch from passive standby to normal operation. Its standard defenses are screwed, but its offensive capacity, and therefore the capability to nuke any incoming threat into monatomic ash, is still nearly twenty percent operational. Automated repair systems are almost entirely unharmed, as are the deeper munition dumps and most hangars. The crew section and related areas are, while frozen solid and therefore useless, completely intact, leaving the only major problem the complete lack of not only H3, but any administration able to order the damage repaired or new defensive action taken whatsoever.}
The Anachron, sitting in a stable geostationary orbit above the Moon, is not dead, but merely in a state as close to sleep as a warship more than a hundred kilometers long can experience. Computers notify themselves that they are incapable of doing anything about this, undergo a ten minute standby cycle, and repeat the process, for as long as fuel lasts, defenses sit and consider their ample remaining munitions without any motivation to use them, even to preserve themselves. Nonsentient consideration protocalls developed by R&D sit in small, remote computers and devise ways of avoiding such an impasse in future. On the dead cubeworld of rock and ore far below, automated mining facilities run 24/7/365, shaping metal, useful minerals, certain forms of regolithic ice, and the top few layers of Bedrock into easy-to-refine blocks and ship them to equally autonomous cargo bays aboard Anachron, where belts running an endless loop pass them through huge refineries, then send them to Storage, an unusual set of facilities exploiting certain quantum phenomena to keep the mineral wealth of entire planets in a few cubic kilometers of space.
Seeing the red ruin and white flame of Anachron's wounding, a small group of Dwarven engineers sent to analyze the miners for possible improvement, and therefore outside the lethal range of the radiation from the meltdowns which killed the rest of the crew. hitch a ride aboard the next crewable ore freighter, nearly two days after the initial attack.
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I use my power of not being listed on the scoreboard to rush in at the Boss in wild aggression, cutting and slashing at it with the blade of the Staff of Ysera.
A social situation. If I can, I ask Split about this place. More, specifically, what determines who ends up here.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear)
Awkward Potion OOO That longish poppy found up in the Farlands = ??? 1/2
Awkward Potion OOO The half dirt half stone thing found up in the Farlands = ??? 1/2
Potion of Aquaphobia OOO gunpowder = DONE
(You didn't really give me much to work with...) *sniff* um... alright... well... why do you bring it up then? And... what do you do exactly? Because it seems that many people's idea of "keeping the peace" involves beating the daylights out of the other person until they admit you're the most peaceful.
My Action: I use the new alchemy I created (it was The Teraporter && Ender Explosives I believe) with Battle Technique: Terajump. I then compare results with last post's attack, and use the more powerful attack for a second round of Terajumping.
SCP Foundation Action: In an attempt to evaluate Doc Scratch's threat evaluation capabilities and termination methods, a plane flies over his location and airdrops 100 D-class, who have instructions to start shooting at him when they get in range (if they get in range).
EXOS Action: EXOS negates any further errors with shooting trans-dimensional lightning, and shoots trans-dimensional lightning at Gatekeeper again.
I begin brewing with exp orbs (or exp dust if those are too big to brew)
And in case you're wondering twin, I'm getting kind of tired of people not being able to use their special abilities because 'not enough level' so I'm trying to find a way to amplify the exp gathering rate for other people. I don't mean instant exp, I mean trying to find a way to give people an exp gain multiplier. So like, 20000 exp for 5000 damage or something similar. The leveling idea was cool, but some people fell behind and the actual leveling is a bit less fun now.
Wilson's shop: Well, the IUPC is a protecting agency. I'm not completely sure how it works... As I understand this iteration of it is actually very new. My guess would be it would be more of actually keeping the peace. 'Protecting those who cannot protect themselves. Healing the sick and helping the weary.' To be honest, for a good job description, you'd need to ask Eric. I think he's out on the battlefield trying to keep Astria and Kalare alive right now.
Limbo: Christoff raises his hand, and massive amounts of lightning fly from it, the lightning latches onto the guardian's weapon, and wrenches it away, beating it over the head with it repeatedly, then launching it off into the distance.
The approaching mob of angry ghosts gets closer.
I buttstroke (pistol-whip) the Limbo Gatekeeper with my trusty shotgun, smack it into the air with the barrel, and then slam down on it hard with my zanbato sword, because shooting it with the shotgun would deal too much damage to be challenging.
Hey, how has it been going?
Oh!... I did absolutely nothing.
Don't worry, you can always take my turns for me.
Well, that's exactly what I did.
Oryx, why lie to me? Would I lie to you?
I assumed the worst, that you'd kick me out, if I took your turn for you.
Charges: 22/50 + 35/50, +2 to Insert_Generic_Username
Well, even if sidequests and RP didn't exist, I would still have some problems with this because it is saying "rocks fall, everyone dies" and Trail 4 is scarily similar to Trail 3 gameplay wise.
Can we use Spoils in slightly more creative ways? I'll try it. I get out a poison potion from the Potion Supply and the Magma Multiplier. I fire the Multiplier, not at the boss, but in fact at my own potion. It heats the potion into a furious boil, eventually evaporating it inside the bottle. I then launch the bottle of super heated toxic gas at the boss.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 155$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 24/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear)
Potion of courage+1
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun DONE
Potion of Aquaphobia OOO gunpowder = ??? 1/2
(The reason Wilson said "I assume you're Hank" is because he was coming in towards his store from a distance.)
Wilson looks up at Hank (who I assume is still here) and feels something very strange for a moment. In another reality at this moment, Wilson's thread of life was snapped suddenly as he was thrown against the back wall, breaking his spine and killing him. That reality involved a different game master, one who doesn't listen to players. However, it is not our reality. We have TwinBuilder as our game master.
Wilson shudders as the feeling passes. He has tears in his eyes from the recent encounter with NinjaTwist as he looks up at Hank. N- no... not really... Bu- but, isn't it some kind of organization and you're a member? *sniff*
You use the Potion Supply and Magma Multiplier to deal 40,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! Gatekeeper Poisoned!
POTION OF CELESTIA: A potion that is both orange and blue. Upon use, it will give the user Regen, restore their HP, and boost the power of their next attack.
Potion of Aquaphobia OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Aquaphobia (1/2)
> Alchemies
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul =
Hangul Quadbow??? (3/?)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient
Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow??? (2/?)
Bow && Charged Capacitor && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Electrobow (4/5)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: ꓓꓲ ꓓꓯꓓꓡꓲ ꓕꓯꓢꓔ (The Deadly Test) (Deadly Test File, 7.357 EB)
I give the Gatekeeper this test:
I give the Gatekeeper this test:
1. An SCP-409 shuriken is flying toward you at 3.67144 m⁄s, decelerating at the rate of 0.012945 m⁄s2 due to air resistance. It follows the flight path below. How long does it take for the SCP-409 shuriken to hit you?
2. A circuit is connected as follows. You are represented by the resistor. How long does it take for you to burn up and/or melt, assuming that no cooling occurs?
3. A 164,493 meter long pole is travelling at 420,069 m⁄s toward you. Ignoring gravity, how fast does it take for the pole to travel straight through you if there is no air resistance and the resistance that your body provides decelerates it at the rate of 0.00492323 m⁄s2?
4. I swing a highly dense baseball bat at your head at 211,452,112 rad⁄s. Assuming that the part that hits you is 0.78413 meters away from you, what is the momentum transferred from the bat to you assuming that the bat is unbreakable and weighs 195.583 kg and you weigh... well, you look like a freakin' hamboooooone so let's say you weigh 100,000 kg.
5. You fall off a cliff that is 519,329,433 meters on a planet that has a mass of 7.49301889 × 1028 kg. The bottom of the cliff is 4.13612 × 1011 km from the center of the planet. Calculate the amount of time it takes for you to hit the ground and the force at which you hit the ground (hint: it's probably fatal).
6. You are strapped to the top of a moving car travelling at 134.39421 m⁄s. At t = 0 s, it decelerates at the rate of 0.14423m⁄s2 and crashes into an osmium cube embedded into the ground at t = 5 s. The osmium cube does not move. An instant before the collision, the straps disappear and you fly off into a wall of spikes made of SCP-409 50.515253 m from your position when the collision happened. Assuming that you are 1.42069 meters above the ground before the collision and there is no drop in height between the collision area and the spiked wall, calculate a) when you impact the wall and b) the height at which you impact the wall.
7. You are fired out of a cannon at 2,696,393 m⁄s straight up into a ceiling 60 meters above you. The ceiling is unbreakable. How fast are you going when you hit the ceiling?
8. You are thrown into a pool of aqueous Uuo118+ ions that dissolve you instantly. You start out 50 meters above the pool and are thrown straight down with a velocity of 12 m⁄s. How long do you have to survive.
9. A wall of deadly flesh is racing towards you at 50,000 m⁄s. You can run at... maybe, let's say 1 m⁄s. If you get a 10-meter head start, how long does it take before the deadly flesh catches up to you?
10. EAS Tones laced with chainsaws are playing and only you can hear them. If you have a 2.9323% chance of dying every second for every decibel above 101.22323 dB and the EAS Tones increase in volume from 91.139423 dB by 0.99932838 dB every second, how long will you survive on average?
11. A rocket accelerating at 1.414423 m⁄s2 goes around the world 41 times before crashing into you and exploding. The rocket starts off travelling at 134.423 m⁄s. How fast is the rocket travelling the instant it hits you?
12. A bunch of rogue androids are coming to kill you. You have a 43.32388-meter head start and can run at 1.342093 m⁄s, but decelerate at the rate of 0.515293 m⁄s2 after t = 4s. The androids move at a constant rate of 1.349942 m⁄s. How long before the androids catch up to you and kill you?
13. This question is worth 99% of your grade. What is the square root of minus 5423745892927? Grid it in on a standard SAT scantron sheet or your answer will be marked incorrect. Also, if you answer correctly, you will still fail because SCREW YOU!.
7/50 (+2 from Amp)
Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I activate the Black Ring. Perhaps the potency of inky sorceries shall be amplified with our proximity to the Void itself. As a general rule, void energy seem to augment the capabilities and power of ink-based magic. A vial of Visink within my inventory is drained completely and utterly, at the behest of my will. The magics of the Inky Abyss seep into my form, congealing into some sort of... liquid aura around the ring itself. The liquid aura is composed of one unadulterated substance. Vis-infused ink, mixed from the finest ink, and the most potent liquid Vis, the latter of which having been melted down with some of the most archaic and outdated crucibles in the history of thaumaturgy. Just thinking of it brings me back. But, I digress. Memories of times before the war on this game will get me nowhere in this situation, considering all temporal instances of me currently upon the part of the alpha timeline we consider 'the present' are dead, and within this Limbo, to combat a Gatekeeper for escape. Ascent to GodCraft once more might be a more accurate statement. Despite the fact that the location we are currently present within is not on the same plane of existence as GodCraft, or even within the same gravitational analogue. Not that gravity has any significance in the current endeavor. However, it would do to state that, or merely show that I very well realize that the name of the current Trial is symbolic. But, I digress. I watch the flowing black runes bolden slightly on the surface of the ring. It is rather difficult to discern, given the fact that the ring itself is made of solid ink, but is legible. The liquid aura begins to wildly twist its inky tendrils in the direction of the Limbo Gatekeeper. The fluid, imbued with both Vis and the Void, races towards the Gatekeeper, in an endeavor to slay the creature, evidently. The tendrils wrap themselves around the Limbo Gatekeeper, before pure darkness obscures it. The being's eyesight has clearly been temporarily obscured. The inky tendrils move in deeper, slowly cutting into the entity, causing a variety of implications. Primarily asphyxiation, and the possible paroxysm. I can tell, despite the fact that the being is currently utterly obfuscated from any vision, because we forge our own realities with the decisions we make. The tendrils tear into the Gatekeeper, attempting to cause as much damage in as little time as possible. The shadow veil disappears, leaving behind a rather ink-stained Limbo Gatekeeper, positively shuddering due to the corrosive influence of the forces affecting it.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 23:26
The citadel, despite the efforts of Netpatham, continues sinking. It appears as if the large amounts of Flux produced by the destruction and/or disruption of the spells spontaneously melted the HALI arrays without any distinction for the fact that they would have likely slowed the descent. Instability has no friends, sadly.
—
Upon the roof of one of the buildings within the network of facilities encompassing the meteor, a dark-haired elf peers through his glasses, examining what appear to be projectors. Virnul stares at the hard-light shield projectors, and listens to the apparent communication. I seriously doubt anybody within the meteor could hear besides him, as they are beneath around a network of dense stone and metal. Virnul speaks up.
Kalare asked for help? It looks like I shouldn't have to question this situation at all. A disembodied voice is telling me that Kalare, who is currently lying on the floor, completely freaking dead, of all people, asked for aid. Completely plausible.
Using the popsiclefists, create a cloud that continually rains down spiky icicles onto the Gatekeeper's head. I begin to enlarge it, making more and more spikes jam into his head. Soon, most of the icicles are hitting him, and any that aren't are blown back at him, striking his face and eyes.
Time to Miss a Turn looking for Something Something something in the Shop like Permanent 500 Damage Up Crystal (500 G) Elixir (500 G) or Super Mega Bomb which is Stronger than a Zeeky H Bomb (250 G) i might go for a Permanent 500 Damage Up Crystal *sends the shopkeeper 500 gold coins*
Total Damage so Far: 54750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000
Ground the Regen Crystal into Crystal Dust 3/3 in Review
MONSTROUS ANGELICS: A set of gloves with the combined power of the Hydrahands, Cirrusstrikers, and Knucklerocks, creating a very, very dangerous set of gauntlets with multiple elemental abilities.
> Alchemies
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Hangul Quadbow??? (4/?)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (3/?)
Bow && Charged Capacitor && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Electrobow??? (5/5)
> Action: 𐐔𐐯𐑅𐐨𐑉𐐯𐐻 (UTF-8 Text Document, 10.401 MB)
I pull out the Deseret Clockbow and begin firing it at the Gatekeeper, delivering this long text in Deseret: The first machine to emerge from the portal had three tanks attached to it, one /f/ih/l/d/ with a green substance, one /f/ih/l/d/ with a red substance and one /f/ih/l/d/ with a blue substance. And by ejecting them, he gave the world color. The second machine to emerge from the portal had a speaker attached to its back, and with the speaker he gave the world sound. The third machine to emerge from the portal held a set of stones. And with that set of stones, he /k/r/ee/ey/t/d/ zero and one, and with it every other number in existence. And sixty five thousand five hundred and thirty five machines /ih/m/u/r/j/d/ from the portal and said, "Let us create the structure of this land, and let us make it perfect." And they /k/r/ee/ey/t/d/ the structure of the land. And in the end of time, the machines clock /t/ih/k/d/ over from to billion one hundred forty seven million fore hundred eighty three thousand six hundred forty seven to to billion one hundred forty seven million fore hundred eighty three thousand six hundred forty ait. And because the sixty five thousand five hundred thirty five machines that had /k/r/ee/ey/t/d/ the structure failed to account for this, the world /eh/n/d/u/d/. That is the story of the thirty to bit structure of a universe
SHAVIAN ELECTROBOW: A bow with a built-in capacitor that fills it with energy. It has the full power of the Shaw Alphabet at its disposal.
Wherever the hell we are: I use Battle Technique: Minimalist, targeting the Gatekeeper.
"Hey, how come Blue didn't end up in here? I mean, Psi-Scratch DID pretty much apparently kill us all with Fez magic and Narrative power combined. Surely he got her too?..."
I then pause.
"...Wait... if he killed her, then..."
Gray fire ignites around me, a dead and mechanical tone to my voice.
"One simple request. Let me be the one to kill Scratch."
-Elsewhere-
"APOLOGIES, HEX. BUT I CANNOT DEFY PROTOCOL."
"Consider this an override. Or, at least, a re-prioritization."
"HELLO, ENGIE. PROTOCOL 272-CATALYST WAS INVOKED. WHAT COULD TAKE HIGHER PRIORITY?"
"If you must obey protocol as much as I programmed you to, listen carefully. Find every ally you can. The HMAS Victor. Grayhold. The Anachron. Literally as many allies as you can. Safety precaution. But leave Psi-Scratch alive. I want to kill him personally."
"ACKNOWLEDGED."
The Mainframe turns, countless powerful sources of thrust turning on and pushing the huge machine at 299792457.99999999926354 m/s towards the first contact on the list - the HMAS Victor. Yes, this is nearly light speed. Yes, this is something supermassive to the point of dwarfing universes. But no, it will not, as possibly feared, accidentally crush the HMAS Victor completely. While such a sight would be hilarious, it would also defeat the purpose of heading on over in the first place. Also, I installed brakes.
9/50
Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I cast Woegothics on the Limbo Gatekeeper. Afterwards, I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
Grayhold Citadel, approx. 6:46
Nothing much has occurred, save for the fact that the fortress has sunk another fifty meters. The tops of the lowest buildings in the place are beginning to submerge in the ocean of stone.
Lothyra uses her COMB RAVE on the Limbo Gatekeeper. She then thinks.
Hmm. Maybe I should start creating some Octets. Now what would be the first one? Oh, I know.
She then alchemizes Fluorite Octet && Carbon Nanogel.
All of a sudden...
-- awesomeAutomaton [AA] began pestering universalAntimatist [UA] --
AA: Lothyra? Are you there?
UA: Bender? You're alive?
AA: Of course I'm alive! It's not as if some living puppet with superpowers killed me!
UA: Yeah, about that...
UA: Listen.
UA: I'm in this place called Limbo,
UA: and I'm fighting a large Gatekeeper.
UA: I don't know when and how I can meet up with you,
UA: so stay put.
AA: I don't know.
AA: Wait.
AA: Bye.
-- spacepilotAced [SA] began pestering universalAntimatist [UA] --
SA: Lothyra? Are you okay?
UA: What now, Jeb?
SA: Oh thank Kod. Where are you?
UA: I'm in this place called Limbo. I'm fighting something called the Limbo Gatekeeper.
UA: I'll be fine.
SA: Okay. Now that we've lokated you, we kan konnect to your armor and akcess the video feed.
UA: Okay...
SA: Anyways, we'll stay in kontact.
SA: Bye.
== Planet Express Headquarters (I think it's pretty obvious that that is what the Red Building is) ==
BAD NEWS EVERYONE! It seems that Bender will not get a chance to rest, for I have found a way to send his avatar to Limbo!
Yes!
Hooray!
All he has to do is run this computer program inside this flash drive...
The person currently speaking jams the flash drive into Bender.
HEY! WATCH IT!
And he's back in action!
RUNNING sendtoaplacehermeslikes.exe
...
CHANGING AVATAR AFTERLIFE FROM ROBOT HELL TO LIMBO
...
AFTERLIFE CHANGED.
KILLING AVATAR.
AVATAR KILLED.
AVATAR IS NOW IN LIMBO.
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action, which slowly turns into a massive white aura that gains pointed edges that spin around like a pinwheel, forming the Space logo! Right as this occurs, you see Bender appear in Limbo, transfixed by the display! You decide it's time that you truly embrace your title: the Knight of Space. It's time to weaponize matter. You point your finger at Bender and a green glow envelops him, causing him to fly into the air with you.
Suddenly, you point your other hand at the area right next to Bender and concentrate on turning all the matter there into antimatter. It works and you suddenly have a sphere of antimatter right next to Bender, contained by only your will. He looks slightly uneasy as, with a green flash, the sphere turns into a duplicate of Bender. Antibender's metal is pitch-black, in contrast to Bender's grey, and is made out of antimatter rather than matter. After giving Antibender a target by pointing at the Gatekeeper, you snap your fingers.
Suddenly, Antibender has turned into a USB stick. You force the USB stick into Bender, who reels back in shock, his eyes turning into static. A dull purple glow materializes around him, light emanating from him, as Bender becomes half-matter and half-antimatter! Bitten by a radioactive USB (not really), he has gained the power of it, which is to say, antimatter! Bender turns into his newest superhero persona, Antibent! He picked the name because it was the title of the Rave.
Now, looking at the Gatekeeper, Antibent has his target. Using Antibender's plethora of antimatter-based weaponry, a large amount of missiles, rockets, bombs, and other ammunition is lobbed at the Gatekeeper! Thanks to the fact that matter + antimatter = boom, a massive explosion knocks the Gatekeeper to its feet! Sentry Guns sprout from Antibent's soldiers, and miniguns form from his hands, keeping up the assault against the Gatekeeper! Then, Antibent's head shifts into a duplicate of iAntimak...
iAntimak proceeds to use Antimatter Rip, but on a much, much larger scale, ultimately creating a black hole that throbs with antimatter energy and is tearing apart the entire landscape around it! Spacetime itself is being torn to shreds, and you swear that you can see the world starting to falter around the event horizon. Sure enough, the black hole becomes a miniature Glitch after several seconds, at which point Antibent condenses it into a beam and fires it straight at the Gatekeeper! The collision and subsequent explosion creates a beacon that shines throughout all of Limbo, alerting every soul in a rather large radius to your presence!
It doesn't take long for everyone to see that the Rave annihilated the Gatekeeper's Armor completely! The Gatekeeper stands up, and you can see that only the armor of its feet, hands, and head remain! The rest of its body is visible to you as a swirling mass of shadow, with various body parts periodically poking out of it! You realize with a chill that it is the souls of all it has caught attempting to break free of Limbo...
I get the Magic Cueball Eye, and promptly install it in place of my All-Thieving Eye. I then inspect the eye with my eye, even though that makes no sense and I probably should have installed the eye after inspecting it. Anyways, I proceed to take out my Matter Manipulator and start whittling the Gatekeeper away, until I've mined out his entire left knee, which I then store in my inventory as a bunch of blocks.
After this, I steal the Gatekeeper's luck and roll the Pale Octet at it, then cleave through its right knee with the Hope Crusher.
As I'm about to leave, I consider the Council's words. ... Everyone? "Well, what about Talist? What's he done?"
Charges Inc. 40/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 10/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 7/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 7/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 29)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 5)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-25, Talist-4. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
MAGIC CUEBALL EYE: A small magic cueball that is made to be a prosthetic eye. It gives the user vision eightfold and has seven pupils, allowing the user to steal luck from their opponents and also to always have the trusted advice of the cueball in their mind's eye.
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
3-6-4-6-6-2-7-5
A sea serpent lunges at the Gatekeeper and deals 9,000 damage! The Hope Crusher deals 6,000 damage!
The Council shifts uneasily.
Talist is one of you who really hasn't done much to be here. All of you as a group are guilty of what we said earlier: you've weakened the fabric of reality, dragged multiple universes into what looks to be an unending conflict... And don't even get us started on TVTropes. While all of you are guilty of that much, and thus, Talist by extent, Talist has a pure heart. This, we can tell.
Lothyra uses the Remote Magepulators to safely pick up a gram of antimatter and through it at the Limbo Gatekeeper.
Now, what weapon should I create? *looks at list of hard-sci fi weapons* Oh, I know.
Lothyra then alchemizes Hollow Nanoiron Torus -O Shrink and Laser Medium Gas Mixture && Small Canister = Laser Medium Canister
LASER MEDIUM GAS MIXTURE: A mixture of carbon dioxide and nitrogen that is good for being used in a gas dynamic laser.
All of a sudden, a familiar silver robot appears on the battlefield.
BENDER?!
I'M BACK, BABY!
Bender then fires iQuantimak at the Limbo Guardian.
That's what I should shoot at, right?
How did you get here?!
The professor ran this computer program. I don't know. Let's just call it magic for now.
Okay...
(BTW, if you havn't guessed it already, I'm trying to create a realistic laser weapon.)
A gram of antimatter doesn't seem like much once you just created an entire black hole of it. 7,000 damage!
Hollow Nanoiron Torus -O Shrink = Small Hollow Nanoiron Torus (1/2)
Laser Medium Gas Mixture && Small Canister = Laser Medium Canister (Level 2: 1/3)
10/50
Cataclysmic Fluxer 6/6
Concentrated Thought Essence 3/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
I note the heretofore unexplained complexity of the Hazel Wand's recharge time. If it was not evident, the green has been charging beneath the red. Quite honestly, I have no idea what the red glow around the wand means. Some sort of spatial infusion as a result of being slain by hypercharged Red Sun energy, I would assume. I did attempt to discover its location, as well as what it was, before Scratch told us all. While I did not, I believe a specific phrase is adequate. "I warned you, bro. I warned you about gradient suns."
By the way, Gutza, the standard octet is the Fluorite Octet.
I splash a Splash Potion of Augmentation on myself.
I equip the Thorns of Oglogoth, and recall a semblance of Grimdarkness. An aura of pure shadow surrounds me. I continue to fully imbue myself with the energies of the Furthest Ring. If possible, I attempt to cast Rollout on myself at this time, to better my chances. Regardless of whether this succeeded, I prepare the Thorns. I utilize my mastery of Grimdarkness, and begin to slip into the blackdeath trance of the woegothics, quaking all the while in the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues. I advise the remainder of the players to not be alarmed, as a congregation of agonized wayward souls chronicle the event in tomes bound in the tanned, writhing flesh of a tortured hellscholar (tortured screaming still emanating from it), with runes stroked in the black tears bled from the corruption-weary eyes of fifty thousand occultists. Those who were present at the time of my obtaining of this state are likely unaffected. However, those who did not (a vast majority of the players at this point, around 60%) fail to not be alarmed. This is because, as is painfully obvious to anyone with the brain, I have essentially just slipped into a state that would usually be akin to going off of the deep end in every possible way. With this state at hand, I proceed to flick the Thorns in the direction of the Limbo Gatekeeper. Fragments of my shadowy aura flicker towards the unfortunate Gatekeeper. They transform into tentacular thorns, and impale the creature with absolute precision. The thorns circle around the Gatekeeper, before obscuring it in pure darkness, along with the usual obfuscating results of ascending to Grimdarkness, regardless of my total control of the situation at hand. The last thing anybody sees of the entity is a large, undulating tentacle wrap around the creature. While this is not a tentacle in any way relative to the Spare Tentacle, I use that on the Gatekeeper as well, if I can. I pull out The Enlightenment, and proceed to view the Limbo Gatekeeper, who is currently within the visual obfuscation field of shadow. Dark static rims the edges of the white orb, viewing an image of the Furthest Ring. The Limbo Gatekeeper is evidently being mutilated by some eldritch being. Looking closer (thusly increasing the amount of static exponentially), it appears as if the Gatekeeper is frantically attempting to escape the hundreds of slimy eldritch tentacles of an occult nature tearing at it, whilst being dissolved by the existence of a horror approximately 9.5 light years away from the Gatekeeper's present location. If the Gatekeeper were to look in the direction of the being, which it has clearly not done, it would kill it instantly. The Outer Gods are notoriously effective at disparaging intruders. The tentacles ruthlessly mangle the Gatekeeper. However, this is not the primary source of damage for the entity. Nay, it appears as if the occult sorceries surrounding the furtive being accosting the Gatekeeper. The Gatekeeper is abruptly blown backwards, further into the clutches of the elder horror, by some unseen force. It appears as if hideous, shunned tentacular forms wrap themselves around the Gatekeeper as well. Non-Euclidean geometries possessed of by the gibbous being annihilating the Gatekeeper tear at the thoughts of the Gatekeeper, instantaneously driving it mad upon the revelation. The Gatekeeper, now thrashing wildly of its own volition, collapses into the grasp of the abnormal creature. Seeing this, I wave the Thorns. Grimdark energy erupts off of the tips of the rods, before disappearing. I examine the ever-fuzzier image once more, and see that black waves of dark energy virtually indistinguishable from the black depths of space are emanating throughout the form of the Gatekeeper, rending flesh from bone, or whatever equivalents this entity has, if any. I attempt to keep the image stable, as the static is slowly obscuring the last portions of the image. However, a tenebrous shape passes over the Enlightenment, and the entire image is lost to static. Merely muttering to myself, I confine my Grimdarkness once more. I return to normal, and proceed to put the Thorns away. Which is to say, a violent explosion of pure shadow erupts from my very position, blinding every single being in the same dimension as me for several minutes. The wave of shadow washes over the general area, rocking the very fabric of reality. When it clears, I am back to normal.
EDIT: I utilize the Enlightenment to find the location of the village Split is in, and attempt to head there. This is a very bad idea. Regardless, I would ask why he did not merely kill the souls tormenting him, if that were not ridiculous. Double death is overly complicated. However, I DO ask Split what he is prepared to do to exit Limbo for eternity. I would assume it is beyond merely slaying things. As such, I ask.
Hello, Split. You're certainly looking better than when I last saw you. Hah. Granted, that was moments from your death. So, how miserable has your stay been? I can already feel the adverse effects of this hell, so I can sympathize, to some negligible extent. I doubt I'll ever feel the suffering you are forced to endure here, as I doubt our stay will extend beyond the duration of yours. Regardless, it appears as if we have the capacity to set you free. Perhaps we could take you with us in our ascent? That is, if you are willing to aid us in slaying Scratch. After that, you would be left to your own devices, for the rest of your eternal life. Is this a good deal?
+3 HP!
Got it.
25,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
It isn't far from where you are. You head in the same path that Fseftr, Generic, and Modpack did and find it.
Oh, look. The wizard. You're certainly looking better than when I last saw you as well. Granted, when I last saw you, you were just struggling to make a name for yourself in this war. But look at you now. Certainly, you're well-equipped. My stay here has truly been wonderful. It's like paradise up in here, let me tell you. I'm treated as a hero, I get everything I want, and... ha, yeah, no. This place sucks.
I could go into detail about it, but eh. You don't really want to know what goes on here. There are people who have done some bad things. Even worse than me. They have entire Universe Eaters in here who have been here for so long, they've forgotten their purpose in life and who they are, and they're just a husk. Like, almost everyone here is a husk. You stay here for so long that you lose your memory and all you'll ever remember is this... this place. I don't really know else to describe it.
But hey, I'd certainly be up for escaping this place. I saw that fireball coming from over there. That must have been from gutza, right? The guy who was constantly trying to read my guide?
...Your guide. Your. Your guide. That was... That was him?
...How did he... Why did he... .
And besides, getting to beat up Scratch is always a fair deal in my book. That puppet deserves every ounce of what's coming to him. If anything, those Ancestral Artifacts should have been mine! I guess I could, you know, travel back in time and take them all at the cost of a doomed timeline. But where's the fun in that? I'll take the hand that I'm dealt. Free me from here and I'll go with you. I can't really do much about the cage. There's gotta be some sort of mystical protection or whatever that keeps me from leaving. You know, torture and all. Oh, and try to do this soon. Lava isn't pleasant.
==Beneath Grayhold Citadel==
:Activating floor:
:Floor generated:
Grayhold Citadel settles on a newly-generated hard-light floor. Which is being generated from much deeper in the Void, not from within Grayhol.
==The Meteor==
]>You're welcome.
*the controls drift down...and land right next to Virnul*
]>The controls have arrived. There are several standard defense patterns already incorporated, but additional defenses like EMP or more esoteric patterns can be deployed from here.
==Mainframe Communications Log==
>>I'll leave the line open, but I have nothing further to really add, other than that Red and Blue are not actually dead at the moment. Apparently there was a mistake. Or some such.
==HMAS Victor==
>>Ahem. Testing.
>>HEX Thaumic Intelligence to HMAS Victor, would you mind patching me through to the people know as Red and Blue?
>>Also, the Mainframe is heading your way right now. Might want to batten down hatches just in case.
==The Void==
==Somewhere Nearby The Twinmobile==
*a radio beacon drops out of a portal*
*it broadcasts a message...*
((See earlier message that didn't go.))
==Planet Express Headquarters and Spacestation DF-9==
>>Ahem. You may have noticed the recent deaths amongst your numbers.
>>I'm trying to get together everyone who can help to help with the counterstrike.
>>Also, I'm watching you, HAL.
==Earth, Project Binary's Chamber==
:I suppose that means that no aid is forthcoming on your part.:
==Limbo==
I quickly conjure some FOOD for the Everyman, and duplicates of his ARTIFACTS, which I give to him.
I then roll the Wily Octet at the Gatekeeper.
I also use the EVERYSHIELD and slow down time to an infinitesimal progression, then ram the Gatekeeper with it, and follow up by stabbing it with the EVERYSWORD.
The radio disappears in a flash of red.
+1 Nutrition! The Everyman gains artifacts!
4-1-5-6-3-7-2-4
Assuming this is Dr. Wily, a massive skull appears and falls on the Gatekeeper, dealing 8,000 damage!
The Everyshield/Everysword deal an additional 5,000 damage!
As Amp/Zand attack the Gatekeeper with their requisite alchemies, Ultimatum and Helbringers, the souls of ~2,000,000 Crewmembers appear, getting to spend time in the afterlife being one of the upshots of Anachron's cryogenic technology, and all immediately arm themselves with spectral versions of standard equipment. Assault rifles, power armor, antimateriel gauss guns, fusion lances, light missile racks, hyperpulsed lases in the gigawatt range, all the familiar things. They exhaust all their ammo within a few seconds, supplies being scarce here, and realize retreat into more restful areas of the afterlife would be a good idea.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
23/30 x1, 24/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use the gender spacestriker on limbo
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 8/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 9/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 10/11
+2 to wilson
-FseftrAI Consciousness-
Operator life detected.
Operator life detected.
CODE YELLOW.
Awaiting further instructions on matter...
-HMAS Ship-
I had the weirdest dream last night... or at least I think it was a dream...
Hmm?
Bear with me here, so, we died, and then went to a.. dead people processing centre... and met a grim reaper who was downright... peppy. He said we weren't actually dead and sent us back.
...okay.
Did you have the same dream by any chance?
...no. Why do you ask?
Well, I was thinking... maybe if you did, it might have actually happened...
Interesting...
Yeah, this is dumb, I'm just going to make us some breakfast.
As soon as Blue leaves the room, Red takes out an old notebook from his pocket. In the front, in messy crayon, is written Goals in Life. He flips to the first page.
Make my parents go away
Become super rich
Be the best mage ever Write the best book ever
He flips forward a few pages, looking for a particular goal he put in a few years ago. He finds it, and crosses it out.
Find out if the afterlife exists.
He then flips another page forward, and writes down a new goal.
Discover the true nature of the afterlife.
-Xepra System-
The HMAS Victor floats in the middle of a fleet of hundreds of ships, a mere twenty billion kilometers from their destination. Xepra Solum, the only inhabitable planet in the system, and a major military planet for the Triumvirate. A Fortress World, which was guarded by a standing fleet and both orbital and land-based defenses, as well as whatever happened to be in the system.
FseftrAI repsonds to the incoming transmission.
Hello, HEX.
Very well, I have opened a secure communication channel for you.
All hatches are battened, might I inquire why Engie has seen fit to visit my ship?
You flip the gender of everyone in the area, and of all the souls in the Gatekeeper! This causes a massive turbulence inside of itself and actually deals 6,000 damage!
Diamond && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Wand 2/3
Supercomputer && Cold Fusion Power Cell 2/2 COMPLETE
Strohl Munitions AP-229 Plasgun && Star Cannon 2/4
Fusioncomputer && Nanites 1/3
I pull a Megashark out of Terraria and fire a long burst of Ichor Bullets at the Guardian, dealing damage and inflicting the Ichor debuff, which lowers defense. The weakening of the armor is then exploited with a series of slashes from the Breaker Blade, also swiped from Terraria. I finish the attack up by tossing a boulder or two at the Guardian with a Staff of Earth. (Three guesses where that weapon came from.)
FUSIONCOMPUTER: A powerful supercomputer that is charged using a cold-fusion power cell. It doesn't need to be plugged into an outlet. Practical, but not affordable.
=CHARGE=
-31 / 50- Streamer? (Modpack'd, +4 total)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I decide to COMBO with Crystalcat, and pull out a book labeled CRYSTAL STORM, which I use with deadly effect, unleashing a burst of crystals towards the Gatekeeper. I then follow up with another book labeled CURSED FLAMES, and fire a green burst of fire towards the Gatekeeper, lighting him on fire. I then end by attacking the Gatekeeper with THE MATERIAL PLANE, which is shooting NIGHT'S EDGES.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
I follow up on the Terraria referencing by taking out the Blizzard Staff, raining icicles on the enemy, then taking out a Terra Blade and launching a deadly array of sword-beam-swords at the Gatekeeper. I then take out a bubble gun. The gatekeeper laughs at me for choosing such an absurd weapon, surely this must be a joke. But I'm dead serious. AND MY NAME ISN'T SHIRLEY. I then proceed to fire an incredibly deadly swarm of bubbles at the Gatekeeper, causing massive erosion damage to its shoulders. I then follow up by pulling out a book labelled RAZORBLADE TYPHOON, and unleash a deadly swarm of incredibly quick water saws at the Gatekeeper.
"Hmm. Well, yeah. I'm new. I came here about... an act ago. Anyways, I didn't really get much of that. Either way, my memory's a bit fuzzy on the specifics. Anyways, Scratch has the Fez, mostly because it was probably a legitimate mistake to have let that thing stay in Flare's possession. You'd swear he was a Slaking, with how much loafing around he does."
Charges Inc. 41/50
Space reserved for anyone who wants something??? 1/??
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence = Potion Globedropper (Level 10: 8/11)
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence = The Bulletesseract (Level 10: 8/11)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 30)
I duplicate a potion of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 6)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-25, Talist-4. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed..
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
I can tell. You don't seem very recent, like you've been around for a while. Not as long as these guys, of course. And not as long as me. I was there since the beginning. And I'll be here until the end. But hey, that's gonna be a long time from now, so don't worry about that too much.
Scratch has the Reward, huh? At least it's in more capable hands now. And a better head. Even if his head is... round. Like, perfectly round. Spherical, even. And it's perfectly smooth, too. You've gotta admit that's a bit weird. ...Going off on a tangent here. Bluh. Anyway, you're definitely going to have to get the Fez off of him before you can attack him. Maybe I could help with that?
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Apparently putting Kid Radd in an anagram machine gives me Did Dark: 34/45
Kolma Arcs: COMPLETE!
1985 Claws: 5/6
Palutena Bow [PALUTENA]: 2/3
Use the gambler ring and take the risk of more damage or a backfire.
KOLMA ARCS: A pair of metal arcs that are forged from the metal that the Aurum are made of. Pixels flash across their screen that can materialize into bolts of energy to attack. They retain the gambling powers of the Roller's Halos as well.
You use the Gambling Ring and inflict Poison on the Gatekeeper!
Only Serpent has been killed, as she is my main protagonist and will finish her character arc in DTG3.
...where did everyone go? wh/\t h/\ppened?
I STAB THE GATEKEEPER. SEVEN THOUSAND TIMES. WITH SEVEN THOUSAND CLONES. OF ATHEIST'S GRIP.
Suddenly, a familiar figure that we are all too tired of seeing materializes in Limbo behind Kalare. It appears he is extending some part of his consciousness to Limbo.
Oh no you don't, Kalare Erelye. Get back here. Before you visit Split, we have some work to do.
There is a green flash, and an Alchemiter appears next to Raven.
If you're going after Split, you'll need a better weapon. Give me that wand.
Logic Cannon: 20/20 Complete! (I'll deploy this when we return to the Battlefield)
Fluorite Octet && Carbon Nanogel: 3/9
Small Hollow Nanoiron Torus: 2/2 Complete!
Laser Medium Canister: 2/?
==Actions==
While I'm waiting... I need to preview some things.
Lothyra previews iAntimak || Shotgun and iAntimak && Shotgun, as well as their descriptions. She then rolls the Fluorite Octet at the Limbo Gatekeeper.
It's time to go Guns Akimbo.
Bender pulls out the two copies of iAntimak Pistol and dual wields them, firing them at the Limbo Gatekeeper before using Guns Akimbo at the Gatekeeper.
>>Engie being presently indisposed, the Mainframe is now running an AI. Engie managed to divert it before it attempted to park itself on Scratch, but it is heading your way.
==Limbo==
I realize that the Everyman has made a weapon that is capable of breaking the OP Scale. And do a double-take. I then resolve not to break it.
I proceed to materialize the Elesaber, and use all FIVE modes, including Surprise! to somehow
Burn the Gatekeeper
Surprise! it by stabbing a hole through the armor, at which point I
deprive it of air, Suffocating it,
Drown it,
and seal up the hole so that the Core continues to take damage for longer!
I then raise Gladius Dei and smite the Gatekeeper with the Holy Power of Notch!
After that, I pull out Hawking's Miss and swing it across the Gatekeeper's head, sucking it in, at which point I use the head as a projectile to shoot the Gatekeeper in the chest with.
The Gatekeeper is already burned! However, you do deal 7,000 damage!
ErelyeResponse post. Don't worry. I don't intend to kill you. Remember that if I wanted you dead, you already would be. Words to live by. Now let's get alchemizing.
Hazel Wand && Magic Cueball = White Wand
White Wand && Alternate Erelyesoul = Soulbound Staff
GODSLAYER: A huge, silver scepter resembling the Black and White Kings' that can be shrunk down to wand size for easier wielding. It has miniature models of Minecraftia and its moon orbiting it. It seems not to be too effective in normal combat, but against godmodders like Piono, Split (yes I believe technically an Alpha Godmodder) and Richard, it will have devastating power. Well, maybe not against Richard. He probably has protection against that thing.
(Twin don't worry these are jokealchemies / RPalchemies. I never intend for any of these to be used in gameplay, and we'll see if they even get used in RP.)
Catch. After all, you're going to be the one to try and kill Piono for me.
...k/\l/\re? wh/\t's going on?
I TAKE OUT. ETERNITY'S SHYLOCK. AND EXAMINE IT. I THEN USE IT. ON THE GATEKEEPER.
You never finished alchemizing it, as far as I can tell!
My Action: I open a portal below the Gatekeeper, causing him to fall through it. If the teleportation fails, the Gatekeeper is shredded as stuff goes wrong. If it succeeds, it opens right on top of Doc Scratch in what he considers as an attack, prompting Doc Scratch to INSTANTLY KILL the Gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation uses mind control to give SCP-239 orders to wipe Doc Scratch out of existance, exploiting the fact that her anomolous property is unlimited reality bending ability.
EXOS Action: EXOS summons triads to swarm Doc Scratch and waste his time by disrupting his attacks. It then points out that the OP Scale is broken because A: It cannot retcon nerfs onto something (namely, the Anti-Godmodder Field) after it is added (its ability blocks attacks from godmodders of all power levels, not even a psi-godmodder can do anything to anything inside the field directly), and B: if the godmodder made it (which he did, given by how he made the entire server) he would have set it to activate and nerf anyone more powerful than him (like a rogue psi-godmodder) to hell until he was more powerful than said godmodder again
The Gatekeeper, relieved from most of the weight that the armor had upon it, floats and teleports out of the range of the portal!
SCP-239 can only effect her immediate surroundings!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
24/30 x1, 25/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I ask the council what I've done to come here, and drink a potion of nectar
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 9/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 10/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 11/11
+2 to generic
-Generic's Shop-
I request First Aid Kit AND Azure Essence
-Limbo-
Processing information...
Optimizing dialogue...
Ah, hello, Split. This Minecraft account has come under... new management, so I'm afraid I am no longer an ally of yours.
Though I suppose you knew that already, being omniscient and all.
Nevertheless, neither I nor my operators bear any particular ill will towards you... Just out of curiosity, can the council observe or hear us?
Ah, yes. You. There is the matter of you betraying your teammates, bringing Death away from his post and dragging him into your war personally, and your colleagues, Blue and Red, and their entire corporation have destroyed tens of thousands of planets, committing genocide on entire races. That isn't something you can look past.
+3 HP!
THE LAZULI FENCER: A sword inlaid with blue crystals and a handle forged from the metal of Ultramarine. The actual blade is a deep and radiant blue that seems to shimmer depending on which way you're looking at it. The blade can be energized using the energy that Ultramarine's shield is made from.
I figured as much. I honestly don't care much for the old alliances we used to have. That was back when killing Build was the only thing on my mind. I've moved on. Now I'm looking to kill everyone. I'll start with Scratch and then I'll see where I go from there. Who knows? Maybe we'll cross paths again? Oh, the Council. They observe everything that goes on in this place at once, although they don't intervene much unless there's some giant event going on. Not much of those happen here; the only guy who could do something like that would be a Universe Eater.
But it looks like you guys are getting close to doing something on that scale. Look at that fireball!
You... You look new. I hope you realize what kind of a mess you've gotten yourself into by coming here. Oh, the Gatekeeper. Well, the Gatekeeper's main line of defense is its Armor, but it looks you guys didn't have a problem destroying that, considering the massive attack I just saw earlier. Another thing you should be noticing is that the Gatekeeper has a tendency to watch the attacks people throw at him and then repeat them on others. Alchemies, Special Attacks, you name it. This means that the guy who used that Rave should he pretty dead now.
You guys can modify his Creativity, or at least, should be able to. I'm pretty sure the Gatekeeper is going to start adding onto his counterattacks. You know, adding his own stuff into the mix. Lowering that will stop him from doing that. I'm sure Greenie can explain it better, so why don't you wait for him? He seems to be able to do everything better than I can. Always stealing the show... Always making me feel... Rrgh. Enough about that.
With the gray flame still burning around me, I blast spiked chains into the floor of Limbo, anchoring myself to the ground.
"Hurry up and die already, or get out of the way."
A pulse of gray energy ripples through the "air" of Limbo, another spiked chain impaling the Gatekeeper and dragging him closer to me. Once in range, I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Gatekeeper.
And I seriously hope the resource limitations has been lifted here or something, because keeping supplies up is REALLY ANNOYING.
-Elsewhere-
The Mainframe slows down, letting itself drift comparatively slowly to a stop at a safe distance from the HMAS Victor.
"EVENING. OR MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE. THE WORD EVENING JUST SOUNDS BETTER. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I'M SUDDENLY SENTIENT. THAT'S BECAUSE ENGIE, ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WAR, DIED."
Scanning the fleet of ships, the Mainframe nearly immediately decides that they mean nothing.
"I CAME HERE TO ENLIST YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH FULFILLING MY CURRENT PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: KILL PSI-SCRATCH."
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME You expend 4 Hog Slop and 7 Weasel Snot!
Diamond && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Wand 3/3 COMPLETE
Fusioncomputer && Nanites 2/3?
Diamond && Infusion of Fire Resistance && Essence of Cold = Heat-Resistant Diamond Orb 1/2?
Strohl Munitions AP-229 Plasgun && Star Cannon 3/4
I pull out an ork power klaw from Warhammer 40k and equip it to my right arm. Energizing its power field, I shout "WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" while charging at the Gatekeeper and, with my other hand, pull out an ork banner, summoning a small horde of orks. The ork warband peppers the Gatekeeper with shoota and big shoota fire while I rip at the Gatekeeper's armor with the powered-up power klaw. For a final touch, I pull a set of krak stikkboms and jam them into various ripped-up points on the Gatekeeper's armor. The explosion does heavy damage to the armor, incidentally decimating the warband along with the Gatekeeper. I deactivate the power klaw and send it into my inventory, deciding to keep it for later.
The orks' deaths spread spores through the battlefield... 1/50
DIAMOND-TIPPED WAND: A wand infused with a great deal of concentrated magic and a tip forged from diamond.
=CHARGE=
-32 / 50- Streamer?
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I wander over to Split's Cage, and give him an obsidian chair, because being locked in a cage for about three seconds must be agony, as going years without sitting on a good surface is like minutes locked in the very depths of the Nether.
I then proceed to question my preception of time.
Also, how the chair slipped through the bars in unknown.
I then use a random BATTLE TECHNIQUE on the Gatekeeper, and then offer a trade. THE SACRED POOLBALLS OF LIGHT for ANOTHER SPOIL.
Everyone can trade, including PG's.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
I shoot the Gatekeeper with the Dynamic Deathbringer!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Incidentally, I have just done some more accurate research into hard-ish scifi weapons. Let's just say we're retconning the achievable velocity of the RPLS-SH to 20% ofthe speed of light, rather than 99.99%. Not changing its effectiveness at all, just a little more scientific accuracy. 99.99% would do rather a lot more.
WHAT CRIMES BRING ME HERE TO LIMBO? WHY WILL I NOT JOIN THE MINDHIVE? SPEAK TO ME, YOU 5 OF ELDERS TELL ME, WHAT SINS ARE MY SHACKLES? DOCTOR'S BURNT DOWN MY EFFIGIES SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU WILL GREET HIM BURNING SOULS IN SCARLET FIRE PITS RED FIRE RED FIRE D0CT0R HIM PSI
Southern Tundra IIIIII Balltergeist's Blues 4/5
Horrorprism 4/5
Codex Brimstone 4/6
Beardger 5/20
SCP-962 49/50
Doge 1/30 You're a kitty!
6-4-2-8-1-1-2-2
Loads and loads of characters storm the Gatekeeper and deal 8,000 damage!
> Alchemies
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Great Leader's Bow (5/6)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (4/5)
Potion of Panacea II O0O Glowstone = Potion of Panacea III?? Either way, I drink a Potion of Panacea II.
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> Action: Pivot2 (Pivot Animation, 205 MB)
I do this to the Gatekeeper.
+4 HP!
30,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! Another quality animation. Nice job!
BALLTERGEIST'S BLUES: A small blue apparition that has formed around a broken 8-ball. When threatened, it will activate hidden boom powder and create an explosion.
HORRORPRISM: A metallic blue version of Thuleprism that has a horrific red sheen throughout it.
Avatar's Pack && Deck of Cards && Probability Essence && Blood Joker && Grave Joker = The New 52 (Level 10: 1/11)
No. From now on, no bosses will drop Spoils of War.
*21409th Post got Deleted actually this is my 2nd Post* Huh why i got my Post Deleted?!?!? Thats it time to Earn the Eternal Pain! I HATE COPYRIGHT STRIKES!!! I threw a Deletion Bomb at the Gatekeeper and start punching him 50000 times Luckily my hands are not destroyed after this
Total Damage so Far: 61750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000
Regen Crystal Dust OOO Hi Potion 2/4
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Regen Crystal Dust (Will be using for Super Regen Potion)
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Hi-Potion OOO Crystal Dust = Potion of Regeneration III (2/2)
POTION OF REGENERATION III: A very strong potion of regeneration.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
25/30 x1, 26/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use gib armageddon to heal myself.
Orbital Weapons: I mini BA the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 10/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 11/11
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 1/11
+2 to generic
-HMAS Victor-
As you can no doubt tell, this ship is otherwise occupied.
However, I am already present in Limbo, and am working towards the defeat of the gatekeeper.
Avatar's Pack && Deck of Cards && Probability Essence && Blood Joker && Grave Joker 2/X
Doge 3/30
Beardger 7/20
SCP-962 49/50
Yeah,Pricey, there is a bug in the editor, that sometimes deletes your posts for no reason. I've lost many posts to this [DATA EXPUNGED] thing.
16,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+6 Pie Filling!
CODEX BRIMSTONE: A black book that will fragment the mind of those who read it, creating shadow duplicates of themselves that can shatter into several crystals and fire themselves at enemies. It can also fire blasts of shadow fueled by nightmares.
Also, insert_generic_username, feel free to keep the swords. Even being a swordsman, I'll manage to hold without any fancy shmancy swords, which I really should craft some using the Alchemiter.
Yes, I'm doing another charge. No, I don't care that it's out of line with my others. No, it's not an entity. Yes, it's a group of alchemiter ingredients. I'm feeling particularly creative.
Hey, Build. How have things been going? Anyways, I'll be attacking, and as said before, I'm feeling particularly creative.
I use a large battle axe to slam down onto the Limbo Gatekeeper, then perform an uppercut with the same weapon, flinging me into the air. I then proceed to throw the battle axe onto the Gatekeeper, pinning it to the ground and leaving it vulnerable to a three-round burst from my M16 and a shot from my Barrett M82A1 anti-material rifle.I then fire a grenade under and behind the Limbo Gatekeeper, launching it forward from the blast, and at the same time freeing it from the grip of the battle axe, tearing the Limbo Gatekeeper as it detaches.
As it launches into the air, I jump forth and skewer the Gatekeeper with my pitchfork. Then, when it lands, I detach it from the ground and slam it back onto the earth, using the pitchfork as a sort of, well, fork. I hold it up into the air triumphantly and pull my pitchfork out, then retreating from the battlefield.
Oh, hey, it's Malphas the Archdemon!
I called him here just for this one attack.
Anytime, Ninjatwist_. Any friend of Oryx is mine as well.
I attempt to execute PHLOGISTON WALTZ on the Limbo Gatekeeper, should there not be enough Sacred Items, i will (over)heal a random [N] with the No Joke.
You equip the Phlogistinator and extend a hand to the Gatekeeper, asking him to dance with you. He reluctantly accepts, and when he starts to walk towards you, you blast the Phlogistinator at him, burning him! He lunges at you, but you sidestep and continue to dodge all of his attacks, locking the two of you in a deadly waltz! Ultimately, your burns deal 10,000 damage!
I'll trade the Sacred Pool Balls for the Hard-Light Gun.
==Grayhold==
:This is QUITE annoying.:
:Activating telekinetic force generators:
==FseftrAI/Mainframe==
>>It is highly unlikely we can defeat Psi-Scratch without the artifact the Players seek.
>>To that end, I propose we send some backup to Limbo.
>>I just realized we haven't heard from the Anachron yet...
==Near The Anachron==
A portal opens, and a small exploratory probe drops out.
)>Scanning...
)>Data indicates cascading reactor containment failures due to loss of H3. Probability of successful restoration without restoration of central AI...1/437652346.
)>Attempting time shenanigans....
)>Looping for maximization of repair functionality over time...
)>Conjure: Splash Potion of Repair II
)>Deploying.
*the sound of thousands of vials breaking and repairing at least one reactor and some defense systems I hope*
==Limbo==
I realize that I've forgotten a couple Every- alchemies and materialize the Everywand.
...I think I'll give this one to Erelye, he could use it MUCH more effectively.
I then give Erelye the Everywand, after creating a spare copy for myself just in case.
I then return to the Everysword, and pull up the Unbreakable Katana. Using its unbreakability, I slice off one of the Gatekeeper's appendages.
I then suck the severed limb into a black hole courtesy Hawking's Miss and launch it at the Gatekeeper again.
DONE Potion of Microstrength OOO Glarum Dust = Potion of Microstrength II 2/2
DONE X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden apple = X-Goldwinder 6/6
X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 2/6
+2 to Irecreeper
The ENRAGED PIGMEN rush the gatekeeper, devouring its armor and everything in their path. They begin to absorb limbo energies, which enrage them even further.
I use my fancy new X-Goldwinder, and test out its powers. I tentatively stab the gatekeeper in the foot, over and over, and over, spitting on it as well, as my spit is part corrosive waste acid from the intense Microsoft machinery inside me, and I then stab the soaked and destroyed foot, and I use the X-Goldwinder's powers to make one spark when I stab, which ignites the foot and burns it off, causing the gatekeeper to fall, and I hold the sword up so as it falls, it falls onto the sword, which stabs it through!
I saw nothing to split for now, but I do give him a THRONEBRINGER of my own creation.
POTION OF MICROSTRENGTH II: A more powerful potion of Microstrength.
X-GOLDWINDER: A golden version of the X-Stalker that is supercharged with Microsoft technology! The blade can phase into air and then materialize itself inside opponents for maximum damage.
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
I can see plenty of potential uses for this. Such as rebuilding my most prized possession...
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Terajump at maximum level against Gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation sends personnel to SCP-023-M ("Command Block") to secure it and potentially use it.
EXOS Action: EXOS blasts Gatekeeper with a trans-dimensional lightning blast upgraded via the use of the Perfect Sphere to actually hit and not miss in any way. It then realizes the Cataclysm Shield installation failed, and installs it again.
You wield the Teraporter and use it to jump around, circling around the Gatekeeper! You then prepare to fire it at the Gatekeeper, the excess energy creating a massive projectile that creates a black hole! Suddenly, the Gatekeeper is teraported into nearly every location in existence at once, sustaining massive damage! When it phases back into existence, you fire at it once more and deal 20,000 damage!
1985 CLAWS: A set of claws that look suspiciously like the Power Glove. Their actual blades are pixellated beyond belief and you can swear that you hear the theme of Super Mario Bros. coming from them.
@twin: I meant he wouldn't be there, so I'm guessing the answer is no. I'm going to use this to bring back Christoff.
Anyways,
On the battlefield:
Eric walks over to Astria.
Astria! You're okay.
I don't know what happened... something is very wrong.
We may be in a lot more trouble than I thought.
Eric pulls up his virtual-top, and messages Eric's computer, tryingto see if that will work.
Hello? Kalare? Are you there? (yes, this is the computer that's still on his meteor.)
(waiting for another post from Talist for a Wilson's Shop bit)
In Limbo:
There is a flash of light, and suddenly a massive slice is cut across the front of the limbo guardian.
On the ground is Dr. Christoff, dead, and not very happy about it.
I heard there was a breakout going on. So I decided to join in.
And I'm bringing some friends.
There is a clamor in the distance, growing ever nearer. Limbo isn't a nice afterlife. And its inhabitants want out.
Fusioncomputer && Nanites 3/3? COMPLETE?
Diamond && Infusion of Fire Resistance && Essence of Cold = Heat-Resistant Diamond Orb 2/2? COMPLETE?
Strohl Munitions AP-229 Plasgun && Star Cannon 4/4 COMPLETE
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stones ((Information on this in the spoiler below)) 1/?
If I have extra slots; otherwise ignore this- Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine 1/4
If I have extra slots; otherwise ignore this- Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Magic in a Jar
The Correspondence is from the setting of Fallen London, and is essentially a type of possibly reality-bending language- the language of stars, or Judgements, in Fallen London canon, and the Judgements are the arbiters of reality. The Judgements determine what Is, starlight destroys what Is Not. In places starlight can't reach, things become quite, quite weird. One hazard of the Correspondence is that it's a bit of a fiery language, being associated with stars and all- it tends to burn when it's gathered in one place, so much that it's commonly incised into lead instead of written on paper.
I, being tired from my last attack, simply decide to test out the newly-completed Gamma Ray Cannon and fire a salvo at the Gatekeeper.
The spores settle into the ground; 2/50
NANOFUSIONCOMPUTER: A modified Fusioncomputer that is made from nanites and can modify its structure at will as a result.
GAMMA RAY CANNON: A heavily modified Plasgun with the barrel of a Star Cannon. While a Plasgun normally fires beams of energy, this one fires massive star-shaped projectiles of energy that disperse into a large fireball when they touch a solid surface/target.
Diamond-Tipped Wand > Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand (Level 3: 1/4)
Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Magic in a Jar = Potion of Magic (1/2)
The Gamma Ray Cannon fires at the Gatekeeper and deals 5,000 damage!
X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 3/6
Potion of Microstrength II OOO Hope Essence = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I scream out to the limbo sky, saying "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" and run around the gatekeeper, screaming this all the while, before stopping behind him, wielding the BLACK HOLE BLADE, and as I slice him from behind I scream "BACK-SLASH"!
I throw a few bombs at Split's cage, trying to maybe break him out. I ask him if we're still tight, and also if he has seen HIM.
Potion of Microstrength II OOO Hope Essence = Potion of Courage II (1/2)
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The bombs explode around the cage and cause it to sway in the air.
I just said I don't care much for old alliances. But hey, if you're still loyal to me, then I'll think about it. HE's your own split, right? I don't think I've seen him around, but that's not saying much. You could walk across an entire continent and not find a single soul. Then you take one step back and bam, there's a whole city of them.
Zand draws Darkleer and selects a new variety of arrow from his now-limited quiver. These, rather than summoning eldritch forces, contain the trapped and exceedingly angry soul of a good-sized demon, which is released once the arrow is fired and embeds itself in something. Arrow after arrow streaks through the gray mists of Limbo to strike the Gatekeeper, then explode in red light and the rage of some ancient evil of chains and fire. The beings do not last very long against something of this magnitude, but there are so very many of them, and the arrows keep coming.
Charges: 23/50 + 36/50, +2 to Insert_Generic_Username
I use my power of not being listed on the scoreboard to rush in at the Boss in wild aggression, cutting and slashing at it with the blade of the Staff of Ysera.
A social situation. If I can, I ask Split about this place. More, specifically, what determines who ends up here.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear)
Awkward Potion OOO That longish poppy found up in the Farlands = ??? 1/2
Awkward Potion OOO The half dirt half stone thing found up in the Farlands = ??? 1/2
Potion of Aquaphobia OOO gunpowder = DONE
(You didn't really give me much to work with...) *sniff* um... alright... well... why do you bring it up then? And... what do you do exactly? Because it seems that many people's idea of "keeping the peace" involves beating the daylights out of the other person until they admit you're the most peaceful.
12,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! I'll fix that.
Well, if you've come here, then you've done something bad in life. Like, pretty bad. From what I heard, all of you are guilty of creating and continuing one of the greatest wars in reality, which all of you pretty much deserve. But then it's up to the Council of Nine to determine if you really are guilty of what you've done in life and see if you deserve to be in Limbo. All of you do, some more than others. But it looks like all of you have a shot at escaping, making this a moot point.
Awkward Potion OOO Far Poppy = Potion of Corruption (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Far Slab = Potion of Corruption (1/2)
My Action: I use the new alchemy I created (it was The Teraporter && Ender Explosives I believe) with Battle Technique: Terajump. I then compare results with last post's attack, and use the more powerful attack for a second round of Terajumping.
SCP Foundation Action: In an attempt to evaluate Doc Scratch's threat evaluation capabilities and termination methods, a plane flies over his location and airdrops 100 D-class, who have instructions to start shooting at him when they get in range (if they get in range).
EXOS Action: EXOS negates any further errors with shooting trans-dimensional lightning, and shoots trans-dimensional lightning at Gatekeeper again.
The Teraporter || Ender Explosives = Ender's Jumper (Level 8: 9/9) That's what it was.
ENDER'S JUMPER: A modified Teraporter that seems to be made of the material used in Ender Explosives. Its shots now have the destructive power that Ender Explosives do as well.
I begin brewing with exp orbs (or exp dust if those are too big to brew)
And in case you're wondering twin, I'm getting kind of tired of people not being able to use their special abilities because 'not enough level' so I'm trying to find a way to amplify the exp gathering rate for other people. I don't mean instant exp, I mean trying to find a way to give people an exp gain multiplier. So like, 20000 exp for 5000 damage or something similar. The leveling idea was cool, but some people fell behind and the actual leveling is a bit less fun now.
Wilson's shop:
Well, the IUPC is a protecting agency.
I'm not completely sure how it works...
As I understand this iteration of it is actually very new.
My guess would be it would be more of actually keeping the peace.
'Protecting those who cannot protect themselves. Healing the sick and helping the weary.'
To be honest, for a good job description, you'd need to ask Eric.
I think he's out on the battlefield trying to keep Astria and Kalare alive right now.
Limbo: Christoff raises his hand, and massive amounts of lightning fly from it, the lightning latches onto the guardian's weapon, and wrenches it away, beating it over the head with it repeatedly, then launching it off into the distance.
The approaching mob of angry ghosts gets closer.
The thing about leveling is that I WOULD make it so that any guy who joined would have some Battle Techniques and stuff available by default, like in The Infinite War, but in the Infinite War there are classes with set moves and in here Special Attacks are based around alchemies people develop and attack patterns they develop. So I get the ideas of what Special Attacks to give them from looking at that, and if XP production was sped up, then I wouldn't have as much time to think about stuff like that.
I buttstroke (pistol-whip) the Limbo Gatekeeper with my trusty shotgun, smack it into the air with the barrel, and then slam down on it hard with my zanbato sword, because shooting it with the shotgun would deal too much damage to be challenging.
Hey, how has it been going?
Oh!... I did absolutely nothing.
Don't worry, you can always take my turns for me.
Well, that's exactly what I did.
Oryx, why lie to me? Would I lie to you?
I assumed the worst, that you'd kick me out, if I took your turn for you.
Well, I guess everything worked out.
I'll try not to lie to you again.
Sword Damage: 165K/250K
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The Gatekeeper's souls begin swirling around violently, shrieking and swaying! It seems that the amount of souls trapped in the conglomerate is growing...or the souls are duplicating! The duplicates seems to be shadows of their former selves, radiating purple instead of red! The shadow souls flee from the Gatekeeper and howl at gutza1, tearing him apart with their dark energy! When they return into the core, gutza is killed.
The Gatekeeper then appearifies a drawing tablet and computer out of nowhere! It then sits down and begins drawing and animating something. All of the players sit in suspense as they wait for the Gatekeeper's finished masterpiece! When it is finally done, the Gatekeeper reveals it to all of Limbo: an epic 13-minute long Flash animation detailing the Gatekeeper attacking CobaltShade with every weapon known to mankind! The Gatekeeper invites Cobalt to re-enact the animation in real life. When he refuses, Cobalt is killed instantly!
The Gatekeeper's scythe then morphs into a combination of the Potion Supply and Magma Multiplier and fires a stream of slowness fire at Talist! It then morphs into the Black Ring and becomes one with the Inky Abyss and the Void, creating tendrils that rip TheLordErelye apart! It then morphs into a cannon and fires volleys of octets at Generic that all activate on him and fire projectiles! It then morphs into a gender-flipper and flips Fseftr's gender, distracting him! The Gatekeeper then lunges at him and slices through him with his scythe! It then morphs into an frozen sniper rifle and fires a storm of icicles at NinjaV that pin him down and stab themselves through him! 13 damage to Talist, Erelye, Generic, and NinjaV! 15 damage to Fseftr!
The Gatekeeper's scythe then turns into the Hazel Wand and fires it at itself, becoming a writhing grimdark abomination! It attacks Erelye and brutally assaults him with the power of the Elder Gods! It then morphs into a miniature version of engie and takes a huge bite out of him! It then morphs into a pair of fists and pummels Irecreeper! It then morphs into a bazooka and fires a large black hole at Crusher, attacking him! It then morphs into a flamethrower that horribly burns Kayne! 13 damage to Erelye, Irecreeper, and Crusher! 15 damage to Kayne and engie! (Erelye killed!)
The Gatekeeper then starts to create previous alchemies you have made and begins to combine them! It merges the Teraporter and the Southern Tundra to create a rifle infused with icy Ender powers! It fires the rifle up into the sky, creating dozens of haily bullets that then teleport right through the players! It deals 10 damage to Crusher and NinjaV, killing NinjaV! (Just treat death as normal for now. You have to use up a post saying you respawn.)
The Enraged Pigmen deal 8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! The Everyman deals an additional 5,000 damage!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Limbo Gatekeeper!
> All: Talk to Split!
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 3/11)
Orb of Sanity && Essence of every Therapist ever && Hyperconcentrated Sanity Fuel = Orb of Calm (Level ?: 3/7)
And now, the reason why I wanted the upgraded orb of Sanity...Spiral Sucker (Level 9) > Fine (Level 10: 1/11)
So, apparently using alchemies on this guy is bad news.
I proceed to use Smashform to turn into Jumpform again and get on the highest position atop the Gatekeeper as I possibly can. I then moprh to Queenform and blast the Gatekeeper with the pure power of Queenly-ness in the form. I then morph into Ikechu and due a Great Aether on the thing. I then morph to Swordform and give the Gatekeeper about 1000 rapid-fire slashes from my new super-sword. I then morph back to myself and almost attempt to ride the thing like a Mechanical bull, then realize I did that already. The ghost of the Wall of Thorns, attracted by the flare and my attempt to ride something like a mechanical bull, appears and agresses the Gatekeeper by wrapping itself around it, then suddenly exploding. It reforms elseware.
I also show off to the Everyman about my multiple colorful Trickster Alchemies and tell it of my time on the battlefield, from my start fighting murphy's law to the MBoA to the Arrival and Glitch to the Trials before this one, up to the creation of Doc Scratch. This is in an attempt to get his Creativity up, in case this wasn't clear.
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DONE X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden apple = X-Goldwinder 6/6
X-Stalker && Limbo Earth Material = Fallen Stalker 2/6
+2 to Irecreeper
The ENRAGED PIGMEN rush the gatekeeper, devouring its armor and everything in their path. They begin to absorb limbo energies, which enrage them even further.
I use my fancy new X-Goldwinder, and test out its powers. I tentatively stab the gatekeeper in the foot, over and over, and over, spitting on it as well, as my spit is part corrosive waste acid from the intense Microsoft machinery inside me, and I then stab the soaked and destroyed foot, and I use the X-Goldwinder's powers to make one spark when I stab, which ignites the foot and burns it off, causing the gatekeeper to fall, and I hold the sword up so as it falls, it falls onto the sword, which stabs it through!
I saw nothing to split for now, but I do give him a THRONEBRINGER of my own creation.
X-PLAGUE 22/30
X-EXTINCTION 23/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
40/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Terajump at maximum level against Gatekeeper.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation sends personnel to SCP-023-M ("Command Block") to secure it and potentially use it.
EXOS Action: EXOS blasts Gatekeeper with a trans-dimensional lightning blast upgraded via the use of the Perfect Sphere to actually hit and not miss in any way. It then realizes the Cataclysm Shield installation failed, and installs it again.
Kid Radd: 10 posts left, doods!
1985 Claws: COMPLETE!
Palutena Bow: COMPLETE!
>PONDER WHY MY EXP ISN'T GOING UP
>RADDHAND THAT ARMOR BRO
Anyways,
On the battlefield:
Eric walks over to Astria.
Astria! You're okay.
I don't know what happened... something is very wrong.
We may be in a lot more trouble than I thought.
Eric pulls up his virtual-top, and messages Eric's computer, tryingto see if that will work.
Hello? Kalare? Are you there? (yes, this is the computer that's still on his meteor.)
(waiting for another post from Talist for a Wilson's Shop bit)
In Limbo:
There is a flash of light, and suddenly a massive slice is cut across the front of the limbo guardian.
On the ground is Dr. Christoff, dead, and not very happy about it.
I heard there was a breakout going on. So I decided to join in.
And I'm bringing some friends.
There is a clamor in the distance, growing ever nearer. Limbo isn't a nice afterlife. And its inhabitants want out.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Diamond && Infusion of Fire Resistance && Essence of Cold = Heat-Resistant Diamond Orb 2/2? COMPLETE?
Strohl Munitions AP-229 Plasgun && Star Cannon 4/4 COMPLETE
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Correspondence Stones ((Information on this in the spoiler below)) 1/?
If I have extra slots; otherwise ignore this- Diamond-Tipped Wand >Fine 1/4
If I have extra slots; otherwise ignore this- Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Magic in a Jar
I, being tired from my last attack, simply decide to test out the newly-completed Gamma Ray Cannon and fire a salvo at the Gatekeeper.
The spores settle into the ground; 2/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Potion of Microstrength II OOO Hope Essence = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I scream out to the limbo sky, saying "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" and run around the gatekeeper, screaming this all the while, before stopping behind him, wielding the BLACK HOLE BLADE, and as I slice him from behind I scream "BACK-SLASH"!
I throw a few bombs at Split's cage, trying to maybe break him out. I ask him if we're still tight, and also if he has seen HIM.
X-PLAGUE 23/30
X-EXTINCTION 24/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
=CHARGE=
-37 / 50- Streamer? (Modpack'd, +4 total)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I hit the Gatekeeper with a blue and black hammer. Or is it white and gold!?
This insanity causes more damage than the hammer itself.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Zand draws Darkleer and selects a new variety of arrow from his now-limited quiver. These, rather than summoning eldritch forces, contain the trapped and exceedingly angry soul of a good-sized demon, which is released once the arrow is fired and embeds itself in something. Arrow after arrow streaks through the gray mists of Limbo to strike the Gatekeeper, then explode in red light and the rage of some ancient evil of chains and fire. The beings do not last very long against something of this magnitude, but there are so very many of them, and the arrows keep coming.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Anachron and vicinity:
Potions of repair splash amid molten composite and irradiated slag, cooling and reforming. Then, abruptly, there is a flash of multicolored fire, and another crater has appeared in the hull. It would appear the remaining flux from the arcane defenses' failure does not take kindly to magic, even when to strike against it is at odds with their one-time programming.
{Just to explain the current condition of Anachron before I continue, it started with eight major reactors, five underwent catastrophic failure, one entered partial meltdown, and two remain fully operational, leaving the vessel at 33% of nominal power. The exterior systems, weapon and shield, and main hull are slag, but that is effectively their purpose in any extended firefight, whereas most of the orbital militant vessels are fully functioning, barring only the order to switch from passive standby to normal operation. Its standard defenses are screwed, but its offensive capacity, and therefore the capability to nuke any incoming threat into monatomic ash, is still nearly twenty percent operational. Automated repair systems are almost entirely unharmed, as are the deeper munition dumps and most hangars. The crew section and related areas are, while frozen solid and therefore useless, completely intact, leaving the only major problem the complete lack of not only H3, but any administration able to order the damage repaired or new defensive action taken whatsoever.}
The Anachron, sitting in a stable geostationary orbit above the Moon, is not dead, but merely in a state as close to sleep as a warship more than a hundred kilometers long can experience. Computers notify themselves that they are incapable of doing anything about this, undergo a ten minute standby cycle, and repeat the process, for as long as fuel lasts, defenses sit and consider their ample remaining munitions without any motivation to use them, even to preserve themselves. Nonsentient consideration protocalls developed by R&D sit in small, remote computers and devise ways of avoiding such an impasse in future. On the dead cubeworld of rock and ore far below, automated mining facilities run 24/7/365, shaping metal, useful minerals, certain forms of regolithic ice, and the top few layers of Bedrock into easy-to-refine blocks and ship them to equally autonomous cargo bays aboard Anachron, where belts running an endless loop pass them through huge refineries, then send them to Storage, an unusual set of facilities exploiting certain quantum phenomena to keep the mineral wealth of entire planets in a few cubic kilometers of space.
Seeing the red ruin and white flame of Anachron's wounding, a small group of Dwarven engineers sent to analyze the miners for possible improvement, and therefore outside the lethal range of the radiation from the meltdowns which killed the rest of the crew. hitch a ride aboard the next crewable ore freighter, nearly two days after the initial attack.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I use my power of not being listed on the scoreboard to rush in at the Boss in wild aggression, cutting and slashing at it with the blade of the Staff of Ysera.
A social situation. If I can, I ask Split about this place. More, specifically, what determines who ends up here.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear)
Awkward Potion OOO The half dirt half stone thing found up in the Farlands = ??? 1/2
Potion of Aquaphobia OOO gunpowder = DONE
(You didn't really give me much to work with...)
*sniff* um... alright... well... why do you bring it up then? And... what do you do exactly? Because it seems that many people's idea of "keeping the peace" involves beating the daylights out of the other person until they admit you're the most peaceful.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
41/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I use the new alchemy I created (it was The Teraporter && Ender Explosives I believe) with Battle Technique: Terajump. I then compare results with last post's attack, and use the more powerful attack for a second round of Terajumping.
SCP Foundation Action: In an attempt to evaluate Doc Scratch's threat evaluation capabilities and termination methods, a plane flies over his location and airdrops 100 D-class, who have instructions to start shooting at him when they get in range (if they get in range).
EXOS Action: EXOS negates any further errors with shooting trans-dimensional lightning, and shoots trans-dimensional lightning at Gatekeeper again.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
And in case you're wondering twin, I'm getting kind of tired of people not being able to use their special abilities because 'not enough level' so I'm trying to find a way to amplify the exp gathering rate for other people. I don't mean instant exp, I mean trying to find a way to give people an exp gain multiplier. So like, 20000 exp for 5000 damage or something similar. The leveling idea was cool, but some people fell behind and the actual leveling is a bit less fun now.
Wilson's shop:
Well, the IUPC is a protecting agency.
I'm not completely sure how it works...
As I understand this iteration of it is actually very new.
My guess would be it would be more of actually keeping the peace.
'Protecting those who cannot protect themselves. Healing the sick and helping the weary.'
To be honest, for a good job description, you'd need to ask Eric.
I think he's out on the battlefield trying to keep Astria and Kalare alive right now.
Limbo: Christoff raises his hand, and massive amounts of lightning fly from it, the lightning latches onto the guardian's weapon, and wrenches it away, beating it over the head with it repeatedly, then launching it off into the distance.
The approaching mob of angry ghosts gets closer.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 2/3
Unholy Assault: 40/50
Ethereal Calling: 15/50
Parasites: 2/5
My turn.
I buttstroke (pistol-whip) the Limbo Gatekeeper with my trusty shotgun, smack it into the air with the barrel, and then slam down on it hard with my zanbato sword, because shooting it with the shotgun would deal too much damage to be challenging.
Hey, how has it been going?
Oh!... I did absolutely nothing.
Don't worry, you can always take my turns for me.
Well, that's exactly what I did.
Oryx, why lie to me? Would I lie to you?
I assumed the worst, that you'd kick me out, if I took your turn for you.
Well, I guess everything worked out.
I'll try not to lie to you again.
Sword Damage: 165K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
You use the Potion Supply and Magma Multiplier to deal 40,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! Gatekeeper Poisoned!
POTION OF CELESTIA: A potion that is both orange and blue. Upon use, it will give the user Regen, restore their HP, and boost the power of their next attack.
Potion of Aquaphobia OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Aquaphobia (1/2)
^-^
Barbhammer of Zillycille && Gauntlets = Barbgauntlets of Zillyrly
BARBGAUNTLETS OF ZILLYRLY: They're like Barbhammers, but GAUNTLETS.
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
25,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
15,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
> PaperShuriken: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 SUCKER PUNCH - & KNUCKLES
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Gloves && Machine Guns = Gloves of Killing Urgently (Level 2: 1/3)
MONSTROUS ANGELICS: A set of gloves with the combined power of the Hydrahands, Cirrusstrikers, and Knucklerocks, creating a very, very dangerous set of gauntlets with multiple elemental abilities.
SHAVIAN ELECTROBOW: A bow with a built-in capacitor that fills it with energy. It has the full power of the Shaw Alphabet at its disposal.
18,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 NINJANEER - MINIMALIST
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Whoever Fseftr's Minecraft avatar was was killed. I'm pretty sure that's FseftrAI.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
30,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+4 HP!
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action, which slowly turns into a massive white aura that gains pointed edges that spin around like a pinwheel, forming the Space logo! Right as this occurs, you see Bender appear in Limbo, transfixed by the display! You decide it's time that you truly embrace your title: the Knight of Space. It's time to weaponize matter. You point your finger at Bender and a green glow envelops him, causing him to fly into the air with you.
Suddenly, you point your other hand at the area right next to Bender and concentrate on turning all the matter there into antimatter. It works and you suddenly have a sphere of antimatter right next to Bender, contained by only your will. He looks slightly uneasy as, with a green flash, the sphere turns into a duplicate of Bender. Antibender's metal is pitch-black, in contrast to Bender's grey, and is made out of antimatter rather than matter. After giving Antibender a target by pointing at the Gatekeeper, you snap your fingers.
Suddenly, Antibender has turned into a USB stick. You force the USB stick into Bender, who reels back in shock, his eyes turning into static. A dull purple glow materializes around him, light emanating from him, as Bender becomes half-matter and half-antimatter! Bitten by a radioactive USB (not really), he has gained the power of it, which is to say, antimatter! Bender turns into his newest superhero persona, Antibent! He picked the name because it was the title of the Rave.
Now, looking at the Gatekeeper, Antibent has his target. Using Antibender's plethora of antimatter-based weaponry, a large amount of missiles, rockets, bombs, and other ammunition is lobbed at the Gatekeeper! Thanks to the fact that matter + antimatter = boom, a massive explosion knocks the Gatekeeper to its feet! Sentry Guns sprout from Antibent's soldiers, and miniguns form from his hands, keeping up the assault against the Gatekeeper! Then, Antibent's head shifts into a duplicate of iAntimak...
iAntimak proceeds to use Antimatter Rip, but on a much, much larger scale, ultimately creating a black hole that throbs with antimatter energy and is tearing apart the entire landscape around it! Spacetime itself is being torn to shreds, and you swear that you can see the world starting to falter around the event horizon. Sure enough, the black hole becomes a miniature Glitch after several seconds, at which point Antibent condenses it into a beam and fires it straight at the Gatekeeper! The collision and subsequent explosion creates a beacon that shines throughout all of Limbo, alerting every soul in a rather large radius to your presence!
It doesn't take long for everyone to see that the Rave annihilated the Gatekeeper's Armor completely! The Gatekeeper stands up, and you can see that only the armor of its feet, hands, and head remain! The rest of its body is visible to you as a swirling mass of shadow, with various body parts periodically poking out of it! You realize with a chill that it is the souls of all it has caught attempting to break free of Limbo...
~
Fluorite Octet && Carbon Nanogel = Nanoctet (Level 8: 1/9)
MAGIC CUEBALL EYE: A small magic cueball that is made to be a prosthetic eye. It gives the user vision eightfold and has seven pupils, allowing the user to steal luck from their opponents and also to always have the trusted advice of the cueball in their mind's eye.
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
3-6-4-6-6-2-7-5
A sea serpent lunges at the Gatekeeper and deals 9,000 damage! The Hope Crusher deals 6,000 damage!
The Council shifts uneasily.
Talist is one of you who really hasn't done much to be here. All of you as a group are guilty of what we said earlier: you've weakened the fabric of reality, dragged multiple universes into what looks to be an unending conflict... And don't even get us started on TVTropes. While all of you are guilty of that much, and thus, Talist by extent, Talist has a pure heart. This, we can tell.
Huh. Interesting.
A gram of antimatter doesn't seem like much once you just created an entire black hole of it. 7,000 damage!
Hollow Nanoiron Torus -O Shrink = Small Hollow Nanoiron Torus (1/2)
Laser Medium Gas Mixture && Small Canister = Laser Medium Canister (Level 2: 1/3)
Yeah... Let's say Bender got here last post.
+3 HP!
Got it.
25,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
It isn't far from where you are. You head in the same path that Fseftr, Generic, and Modpack did and find it.
Oh, look. The wizard. You're certainly looking better than when I last saw you as well. Granted, when I last saw you, you were just struggling to make a name for yourself in this war. But look at you now. Certainly, you're well-equipped. My stay here has truly been wonderful. It's like paradise up in here, let me tell you. I'm treated as a hero, I get everything I want, and... ha, yeah, no. This place sucks.
I could go into detail about it, but eh. You don't really want to know what goes on here. There are people who have done some bad things. Even worse than me. They have entire Universe Eaters in here who have been here for so long, they've forgotten their purpose in life and who they are, and they're just a husk. Like, almost everyone here is a husk. You stay here for so long that you lose your memory and all you'll ever remember is this... this place. I don't really know else to describe it.
But hey, I'd certainly be up for escaping this place. I saw that fireball coming from over there. That must have been from gutza, right? The guy who was constantly trying to read my guide?
...Your guide. Your. Your guide. That was... That was him?
...How did he... Why did he... .
And besides, getting to beat up Scratch is always a fair deal in my book. That puppet deserves every ounce of what's coming to him. If anything, those Ancestral Artifacts should have been mine! I guess I could, you know, travel back in time and take them all at the cost of a doomed timeline. But where's the fun in that? I'll take the hand that I'm dealt. Free me from here and I'll go with you. I can't really do much about the cage. There's gotta be some sort of mystical protection or whatever that keeps me from leaving. You know, torture and all. Oh, and try to do this soon. Lava isn't pleasant.
The radio disappears in a flash of red.
+1 Nutrition! The Everyman gains artifacts!
4-1-5-6-3-7-2-4
Assuming this is Dr. Wily, a massive skull appears and falls on the Gatekeeper, dealing 8,000 damage!
The Everyshield/Everysword deal an additional 5,000 damage!
Okay.
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
3-1-8-1-7-7-7-4
A mass of writhing tentacles appears and forms a giant eye that fires teeth at the Gatekeeper, dealing 8,000 damage!
You flip the gender of everyone in the area, and of all the souls in the Gatekeeper! This causes a massive turbulence inside of itself and actually deals 6,000 damage!
FUSIONCOMPUTER: A powerful supercomputer that is charged using a cold-fusion power cell. It doesn't need to be plugged into an outlet. Practical, but not affordable.
Fusioncomputer && Nanites = Nanofusioncomputer (Level 2: 1/3)
That's a mouthful.
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
14,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Since it wasn't contained in a dart or anything, the poison lands on the ground and does nothing!
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
I can tell. You don't seem very recent, like you've been around for a while. Not as long as these guys, of course. And not as long as me. I was there since the beginning. And I'll be here until the end. But hey, that's gonna be a long time from now, so don't worry about that too much.
Scratch has the Reward, huh? At least it's in more capable hands now. And a better head. Even if his head is... round. Like, perfectly round. Spherical, even. And it's perfectly smooth, too. You've gotta admit that's a bit weird. ...Going off on a tangent here. Bluh. Anyway, you're definitely going to have to get the Fez off of him before you can attack him. Maybe I could help with that?
KOLMA ARCS: A pair of metal arcs that are forged from the metal that the Aurum are made of. Pixels flash across their screen that can materialize into bolts of energy to attack. They retain the gambling powers of the Roller's Halos as well.
You use the Gambling Ring and inflict Poison on the Gatekeeper!
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
SMALL HOLLOW NANOIRON TORUS: Yep.
iAntimak || Shotgun = iAntishot (Level 9)
iAntimak && Shotgun = iAntibarrels (Level 9)
Give me iAntimak's description and then I can give you these.
4-8-8-4-8-4-8-7
A giant fluorite railgun appears and fires a storm of lasers at the Gatekeeper, dealing 9,000 damage!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => GUNS AKIMBO
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The Gatekeeper is already burned! However, you do deal 7,000 damage!
Gladius Dei deals an additional 7,000 damage!
Hawking's Miss deals an additional 6,000 damage!
I don't exactly remember. My memory of that is a bit... fuzzy. And I know that sounds cliche, but it's the truth.
6,000 damage!
!!!!!!! damage!
You never finished alchemizing it, as far as I can tell!
The Gatekeeper, relieved from most of the weight that the armor had upon it, floats and teleports out of the range of the portal!
SCP-239 can only effect her immediate surroundings!
You can't target Scratch right now anyway!
Ah, yes. You. There is the matter of you betraying your teammates, bringing Death away from his post and dragging him into your war personally, and your colleagues, Blue and Red, and their entire corporation have destroyed tens of thousands of planets, committing genocide on entire races. That isn't something you can look past.
+3 HP!
THE LAZULI FENCER: A sword inlaid with blue crystals and a handle forged from the metal of Ultramarine. The actual blade is a deep and radiant blue that seems to shimmer depending on which way you're looking at it. The blade can be energized using the energy that Ultramarine's shield is made from.
I figured as much. I honestly don't care much for the old alliances we used to have. That was back when killing Build was the only thing on my mind. I've moved on. Now I'm looking to kill everyone. I'll start with Scratch and then I'll see where I go from there. Who knows? Maybe we'll cross paths again? Oh, the Council. They observe everything that goes on in this place at once, although they don't intervene much unless there's some giant event going on. Not much of those happen here; the only guy who could do something like that would be a Universe Eater.
But it looks like you guys are getting close to doing something on that scale. Look at that fireball!
You... You look new. I hope you realize what kind of a mess you've gotten yourself into by coming here. Oh, the Gatekeeper. Well, the Gatekeeper's main line of defense is its Armor, but it looks you guys didn't have a problem destroying that, considering the massive attack I just saw earlier. Another thing you should be noticing is that the Gatekeeper has a tendency to watch the attacks people throw at him and then repeat them on others. Alchemies, Special Attacks, you name it. This means that the guy who used that Rave should he pretty dead now.
You guys can modify his Creativity, or at least, should be able to. I'm pretty sure the Gatekeeper is going to start adding onto his counterattacks. You know, adding his own stuff into the mix. Lowering that will stop him from doing that. I'm sure Greenie can explain it better, so why don't you wait for him? He seems to be able to do everything better than I can. Always stealing the show... Always making me feel... Rrgh. Enough about that.
TVTROPES = Troper's Key (Level 5: 1/6)
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => CONSUME
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 7 Weasel Snot!
25,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
DIAMOND-TIPPED WAND: A wand infused with a great deal of concentrated magic and a tip forged from diamond.
Diamond && Fire Resistance Infusion && Cold Essence = Winter Diamond (Level 2: 1/3)
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Thanks, man.
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - CEASEFIRE
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
I'm going to allow one big trade of spoils right before the final fight.
10,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
6-4-2-8-1-1-2-2
Loads and loads of characters storm the Gatekeeper and deal 8,000 damage!
There are nine people in the Council of 9, not 5.
+4 HP to fseftr!
+4 HP!
30,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! Another quality animation. Nice job!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FISHTECH - SALMIAK SLICE
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+3 HP!
BALLTERGEIST'S BLUES: A small blue apparition that has formed around a broken 8-ball. When threatened, it will activate hidden boom powder and create an explosion.
HORRORPRISM: A metallic blue version of Thuleprism that has a horrific red sheen throughout it.
Avatar's Pack && Deck of Cards && Probability Essence && Blood Joker && Grave Joker = The New 52 (Level 10: 1/11)
No. From now on, no bosses will drop Spoils of War.
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Hi-Potion OOO Crystal Dust = Potion of Regeneration III (2/2)
POTION OF REGENERATION III: A very strong potion of regeneration.
Whoops. You respawn.
+4 HP!
8,000 damge to the Gatekeeper!
Body Armor && Azure Essence = Lapis Armor (Level 10: 1/11)
16,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+6 Pie Filling!
CODEX BRIMSTONE: A black book that will fragment the mind of those who read it, creating shadow duplicates of themselves that can shatter into several crystals and fire themselves at enemies. It can also fire blasts of shadow fueled by nightmares.
Thulecite Suit && Thuleprism && Psiicrystal = Thuleprism Psisuit (Level 4: 2/5)
6,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
> K4yne: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 THE BURNING - PHLOGISTON WALTZ
You equip the Phlogistinator and extend a hand to the Gatekeeper, asking him to dance with you. He reluctantly accepts, and when he starts to walk towards you, you blast the Phlogistinator at him, burning him! He lunges at you, but you sidestep and continue to dodge all of his attacks, locking the two of you in a deadly waltz! Ultimately, your burns deal 10,000 damage!
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
POTION OF MICROSTRENGTH II: A more powerful potion of Microstrength.
X-GOLDWINDER: A golden version of the X-Stalker that is supercharged with Microsoft technology! The blade can phase into air and then materialize itself inside opponents for maximum damage.
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
I can see plenty of potential uses for this. Such as rebuilding my most prized possession...
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TERAJUMP - TERAHOLE
You wield the Teraporter and use it to jump around, circling around the Gatekeeper! You then prepare to fire it at the Gatekeeper, the excess energy creating a massive projectile that creates a black hole! Suddenly, the Gatekeeper is teraported into nearly every location in existence at once, sustaining massive damage! When it phases back into existence, you fire at it once more and deal 20,000 damage!
The Foundation gains SCP-023-MC!
EXOS cannot interact with Limbo!
Patience.
1985 CLAWS: A set of claws that look suspiciously like the Power Glove. Their actual blades are pixellated beyond belief and you can swear that you hear the theme of Super Mario Bros. coming from them.
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
NANOFUSIONCOMPUTER: A modified Fusioncomputer that is made from nanites and can modify its structure at will as a result.
GAMMA RAY CANNON: A heavily modified Plasgun with the barrel of a Star Cannon. While a Plasgun normally fires beams of energy, this one fires massive star-shaped projectiles of energy that disperse into a large fireball when they touch a solid surface/target.
Diamond-Tipped Wand > Fine = Obsidian-Tipped Wand (Level 3: 1/4)
Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Magic in a Jar = Potion of Magic (1/2)
The Gamma Ray Cannon fires at the Gatekeeper and deals 5,000 damage!
Potion of Microstrength II OOO Hope Essence = Potion of Courage II (1/2)
9,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The bombs explode around the cage and cause it to sway in the air.
I just said I don't care much for old alliances. But hey, if you're still loyal to me, then I'll think about it. HE's your own split, right? I don't think I've seen him around, but that's not saying much. You could walk across an entire continent and not find a single soul. Then you take one step back and bam, there's a whole city of them.
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
13,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
12,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! I'll fix that.
Well, if you've come here, then you've done something bad in life. Like, pretty bad. From what I heard, all of you are guilty of creating and continuing one of the greatest wars in reality, which all of you pretty much deserve. But then it's up to the Council of Nine to determine if you really are guilty of what you've done in life and see if you deserve to be in Limbo. All of you do, some more than others. But it looks like all of you have a shot at escaping, making this a moot point.
Awkward Potion OOO Far Poppy = Potion of Corruption (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Far Slab = Potion of Corruption (1/2)
SPLASH POTION OF AQUAPHOBIA: Yep.
The Teraporter || Ender Explosives = Ender's Jumper (Level 8: 9/9) That's what it was.
ENDER'S JUMPER: A modified Teraporter that seems to be made of the material used in Ender Explosives. Its shots now have the destructive power that Ender Explosives do as well.
But what do you use it on?
The D-classes die of asphyxiation!
EXOS cannot interact with Limbo!
The thing about leveling is that I WOULD make it so that any guy who joined would have some Battle Techniques and stuff available by default, like in The Infinite War, but in the Infinite War there are classes with set moves and in here Special Attacks are based around alchemies people develop and attack patterns they develop. So I get the ideas of what Special Attacks to give them from looking at that, and if XP production was sped up, then I wouldn't have as much time to think about stuff like that.
7,000 damage to the Guardian!
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The Gatekeeper's souls begin swirling around violently, shrieking and swaying! It seems that the amount of souls trapped in the conglomerate is growing...or the souls are duplicating! The duplicates seems to be shadows of their former selves, radiating purple instead of red! The shadow souls flee from the Gatekeeper and howl at gutza1, tearing him apart with their dark energy! When they return into the core, gutza is killed.
The Gatekeeper then appearifies a drawing tablet and computer out of nowhere! It then sits down and begins drawing and animating something. All of the players sit in suspense as they wait for the Gatekeeper's finished masterpiece! When it is finally done, the Gatekeeper reveals it to all of Limbo: an epic 13-minute long Flash animation detailing the Gatekeeper attacking CobaltShade with every weapon known to mankind! The Gatekeeper invites Cobalt to re-enact the animation in real life. When he refuses, Cobalt is killed instantly!
The Gatekeeper's scythe then morphs into a combination of the Potion Supply and Magma Multiplier and fires a stream of slowness fire at Talist! It then morphs into the Black Ring and becomes one with the Inky Abyss and the Void, creating tendrils that rip TheLordErelye apart! It then morphs into a cannon and fires volleys of octets at Generic that all activate on him and fire projectiles! It then morphs into a gender-flipper and flips Fseftr's gender, distracting him! The Gatekeeper then lunges at him and slices through him with his scythe! It then morphs into an frozen sniper rifle and fires a storm of icicles at NinjaV that pin him down and stab themselves through him! 13 damage to Talist, Erelye, Generic, and NinjaV! 15 damage to Fseftr!
The Gatekeeper's scythe then turns into the Hazel Wand and fires it at itself, becoming a writhing grimdark abomination! It attacks Erelye and brutally assaults him with the power of the Elder Gods! It then morphs into a miniature version of engie and takes a huge bite out of him! It then morphs into a pair of fists and pummels Irecreeper! It then morphs into a bazooka and fires a large black hole at Crusher, attacking him! It then morphs into a flamethrower that horribly burns Kayne! 13 damage to Erelye, Irecreeper, and Crusher! 15 damage to Kayne and engie! (Erelye killed!)
The Gatekeeper then starts to create previous alchemies you have made and begins to combine them! It merges the Teraporter and the Southern Tundra to create a rifle infused with icy Ender powers! It fires the rifle up into the sky, creating dozens of haily bullets that then teleport right through the players! It deals 10 damage to Crusher and NinjaV, killing NinjaV! (Just treat death as normal for now. You have to use up a post saying you respawn.)
The Enraged Pigmen deal 8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper! The Everyman deals an additional 5,000 damage!
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy the Limbo Gatekeeper!
> All: Talk to Split!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIILimbo:
IMPETUS COMB METER: =================================== 5,285,000/7,000,000. (Gains +250,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 7
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 2/25. Has Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
RealShaoQuinn: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 5/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 1/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 5/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Limbo Gatekeeper: [??? BOSS] Core: 1,048,000/1,500,000 HP. Creativity: 50%. Poison: III Contaminated: IIII
Enraged Pigmen: [N]
Everyman: [AG] HP: 25/25. Creativity: 0/50. Nutrition: 1/50.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII IN USE (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII DISABLED (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
11 Hog Slop
23 Elf Tears
14 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
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PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: 36/45
I backstab the gatekeeper with a trident, and proceed to use other lethal methods to attack him.
Unknown Entity: 26/40
I Red Barrel the Gatekeeper, Then proceed to stab, slash, cut, explode, ERROR, drop an anvil, and:
which makes a huge hole in the ground and the gatekeeper falls through it to the void.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 3/11)
Orb of Sanity && Essence of every Therapist ever && Hyperconcentrated Sanity Fuel = Orb of Calm (Level ?: 3/7)
And now, the reason why I wanted the upgraded orb of Sanity...Spiral Sucker (Level 9) > Fine (Level 10: 1/11)
So, apparently using alchemies on this guy is bad news.
I proceed to use Smashform to turn into Jumpform again and get on the highest position atop the Gatekeeper as I possibly can. I then moprh to Queenform and blast the Gatekeeper with the pure power of Queenly-ness in the form. I then morph into Ikechu and due a Great Aether on the thing. I then morph to Swordform and give the Gatekeeper about 1000 rapid-fire slashes from my new super-sword. I then morph back to myself and almost attempt to ride the thing like a Mechanical bull, then realize I did that already. The ghost of the Wall of Thorns, attracted by the flare and my attempt to ride something like a mechanical bull, appears and agresses the Gatekeeper by wrapping itself around it, then suddenly exploding. It reforms elseware.
I also show off to the Everyman about my multiple colorful Trickster Alchemies and tell it of my time on the battlefield, from my start fighting murphy's law to the MBoA to the Arrival and Glitch to the Trials before this one, up to the creation of Doc Scratch. This is in an attempt to get his Creativity up, in case this wasn't clear.