With the gray flame still burning around me, I blast spiked chains into the floor of Limbo, anchoring myself to the ground.
"Hurry up and die already, or get out of the way."
A pulse of gray energy ripples through the "air" of Limbo, another spiked chain impaling the Gatekeeper and dragging him closer to me. Once in range, I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Gatekeeper.
And I seriously hope the resource limitations has been lifted here or something, because keeping supplies up is REALLY ANNOYING.
-Elsewhere-
The Mainframe slows down, letting itself drift comparatively slowly to a stop at a safe distance from the HMAS Victor.
"EVENING. OR MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE. THE WORD EVENING JUST SOUNDS BETTER. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I'M SUDDENLY SENTIENT. THAT'S BECAUSE ENGIE, ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WAR, DIED."
Scanning the fleet of ships, the Mainframe nearly immediately decides that they mean nothing.
"I CAME HERE TO ENLIST YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH FULFILLING MY CURRENT PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: KILL PSI-SCRATCH."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Diamond && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Wand 3/3 COMPLETE
Fusioncomputer && Nanites 2/3?
Diamond && Infusion of Fire Resistance && Essence of Cold = Heat-Resistant Diamond Orb 1/2?
Strohl Munitions AP-229 Plasgun && Star Cannon 3/4
I pull out an ork power klaw from Warhammer 40k and equip it to my right arm. Energizing its power field, I shout "WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" while charging at the Gatekeeper and, with my other hand, pull out an ork banner, summoning a small horde of orks. The ork warband peppers the Gatekeeper with shoota and big shoota fire while I rip at the Gatekeeper's armor with the powered-up power klaw. For a final touch, I pull a set of krak stikkboms and jam them into various ripped-up points on the Gatekeeper's armor. The explosion does heavy damage to the armor, incidentally decimating the warband along with the Gatekeeper. I deactivate the power klaw and send it into my inventory, deciding to keep it for later.
The orks' deaths spread spores through the battlefield... 1/50
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-32 / 50- Streamer?
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I wander over to Split's Cage, and give him an obsidian chair, because being locked in a cage for about three seconds must be agony, as going years without sitting on a good surface is like minutes locked in the very depths of the Nether.
I then proceed to question my preception of time.
Also, how the chair slipped through the bars in unknown.
I then use a random BATTLE TECHNIQUE on the Gatekeeper, and then offer a trade. THE SACRED POOLBALLS OF LIGHT for ANOTHER SPOIL.
Everyone can trade, including PG's.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I shoot the Gatekeeper with the Dynamic Deathbringer!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Incidentally, I have just done some more accurate research into hard-ish scifi weapons. Let's just say we're retconning the achievable velocity of the RPLS-SH to 20% ofthe speed of light, rather than 99.99%. Not changing its effectiveness at all, just a little more scientific accuracy. 99.99% would do rather a lot more.
> Alchemies
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Great Leader's Bow (5/6)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (4/5)
Potion of Panacea II O0O Glowstone = Potion of Panacea III?? Either way, I drink a Potion of Panacea II.
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> Action: Pivot2 (Pivot Animation, 205 MB)
I do this to the Gatekeeper.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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@Serpent:
What? You want me to try and kill one of the most powerful beings currently in existence? Do I have a choice, or are you telling me what is going to occur. That brings up quite the point. Since you are indeed omniscient, tell me whether or not this plan is successful, and if I go through with it at all.
I catch the Godslayer, and compare it to the weapon in my other hand, the regular Hazel Wand. The latter merely exudes the whispers of the imminently deceased as well as those of the Outer Gods, whilst I am nearly certain I can hear the forbidden word being muttered incessantly from the Godslayer. Alternate versions of my soul do not make good bindings. Especially since the most dominant one is currently causing a great deal of havoc wherever his heh-s pervade reality. Alas.
~
A sigh of relief escapes my lips.
You can actually hear me. A plethora of things occurred. Scratch stole the Ancestral Artifacts (as well as the Disc of Mojang) from the Godmodder, and became the reigning Psi-Godmodder. Afterwards, he stole the FEZ as well. The vast majority of us (inclusive of Eric and myself) went to go kill him from the start, though this would prove to be nigh-impossible. Please don't go trying to kill Scratch, before I finish this. He killed us all, Minecraft avatars and actual controllers, with a thought, and now we're in Limbo, fighting some sort of Gatekeeper to escape to the world of the living. Split is within our presence, and it appears our... mutual First Guardian friend is attempting to get me to kill Piono. ... Despite the fact that you are your own independent person, and can do whatever you wish, I... please be careful, Astria. Do you mind if I keep this link stable? I doubt there's very many people to talk to in GodCraft at the present.
/storynull (this is the last one, I assure you, Twin)
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*21409th Post got Deleted actually this is my 2nd Post* Huh why i got my Post Deleted?!?!? Thats it time to Earn the Eternal Pain! I HATE COPYRIGHT STRIKES!!! I threw a Deletion Bomb at the Gatekeeper and start punching him 50000 times Luckily my hands are not destroyed after this
Total Damage so Far: 61750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000
Regen Crystal Dust OOO Hi Potion 2/4
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Regen Crystal Dust (Will be using for Super Regen Potion)
I've been following for the last long time, but the last 25 or so pages I haven't seen. I saw the chapter turn, so I know what's happening. Sort of.
Inventory!
Inventory
Muramasa - The blue katana of power, who can speak. 19 speed (very fast) and 1600 dmg. Level 1.
Celery Staff - A staff of celery. Allows me to summon vegetable items.
Rocks - Throwing rocks. 500 dmg. x20
Blue Steel Armor - 1000 defense. Quick, lightweight armor. +1 speed to melee weapons.
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RP Characters Are:
SQ - Me, can turn into an enderman, and is good friends with Pi. He appeared with Emma in "The Unnoted Village".
Emma - My magical twin cousin, able to turn into a mooshroom. She knows Pi and thinks he's famous, and she has appeared in "The Unnoted Village".
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
25/30 x1, 26/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use gib armageddon to heal myself.
Orbital Weapons: I mini BA the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 10/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 11/11
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 1/11
+2 to generic
-HMAS Victor-
As you can no doubt tell, this ship is otherwise occupied.
However, I am already present in Limbo, and am working towards the defeat of the gatekeeper.
If there is some other way to help, I will consider it.
Also, insert_generic_username, feel free to keep the swords. Even being a swordsman, I'll manage to hold without any fancy shmancy swords, which I really should craft some using the Alchemiter.
Yes, I'm doing another charge. No, I don't care that it's out of line with my others. No, it's not an entity. Yes, it's a group of alchemiter ingredients. I'm feeling particularly creative.
Hey, Build. How have things been going? Anyways, I'll be attacking, and as said before, I'm feeling particularly creative.
I use a large battle axe to slam down onto the Limbo Gatekeeper, then perform an uppercut with the same weapon, flinging me into the air. I then proceed to throw the battle axe onto the Gatekeeper, pinning it to the ground and leaving it vulnerable to a three-round burst from my M16 and a shot from my Barrett M82A1 anti-material rifle.I then fire a grenade under and behind the Limbo Gatekeeper, launching it forward from the blast, and at the same time freeing it from the grip of the battle axe, tearing the Limbo Gatekeeper as it detaches.
As it launches into the air, I jump forth and skewer the Gatekeeper with my pitchfork. Then, when it lands, I detach it from the ground and slam it back onto the earth, using the pitchfork as a sort of, well, fork. I hold it up into the air triumphantly and pull my pitchfork out, then retreating from the battlefield.
Oh, hey, it's Malphas the Archdemon!
I called him here just for this one attack.
Anytime, Ninjatwist_. Any friend of Oryx is mine as well.
I attempt to execute PHLOGISTON WALTZ on the Limbo Gatekeeper, should there not be enough Sacred Items, i will (over)heal a random [N] with the No Joke.
I'll trade the Sacred Pool Balls for the Hard-Light Gun.
==Grayhold==
:This is QUITE annoying.:
:Activating telekinetic force generators:
==FseftrAI/Mainframe==
>>It is highly unlikely we can defeat Psi-Scratch without the artifact the Players seek.
>>To that end, I propose we send some backup to Limbo.
>>I just realized we haven't heard from the Anachron yet...
==Near The Anachron==
A portal opens, and a small exploratory probe drops out.
)>Scanning...
)>Data indicates cascading reactor containment failures due to loss of H3. Probability of successful restoration without restoration of central AI...1/437652346.
)>Attempting time shenanigans....
)>Looping for maximization of repair functionality over time...
)>Conjure: Splash Potion of Repair II
)>Deploying.
*the sound of thousands of vials breaking and repairing at least one reactor and some defense systems I hope*
==Limbo==
I realize that I've forgotten a couple Every- alchemies and materialize the Everywand.
...I think I'll give this one to Erelye, he could use it MUCH more effectively.
I then give Erelye the Everywand, after creating a spare copy for myself just in case.
I then return to the Everysword, and pull up the Unbreakable Katana. Using its unbreakability, I slice off one of the Gatekeeper's appendages.
I then suck the severed limb into a black hole courtesy Hawking's Miss and launch it at the Gatekeeper again.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Spinning Gloves && Jet Turbine && Electric Generator. (4/6)
Gloves && Machine Guns. (2/?)
View Captcha: (TVTROPES)
21/30 Vicious Overture.
13/20 Deviljho.
What?
"Hurry up and die already, or get out of the way."
A pulse of gray energy ripples through the "air" of Limbo, another spiked chain impaling the Gatekeeper and dragging him closer to me. Once in range, I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Gatekeeper.
And I seriously hope the resource limitations has been lifted here or something, because keeping supplies up is REALLY ANNOYING.
-Elsewhere-
The Mainframe slows down, letting itself drift comparatively slowly to a stop at a safe distance from the HMAS Victor.
"EVENING. OR MORNING, DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE. THE WORD EVENING JUST SOUNDS BETTER. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I'M SUDDENLY SENTIENT. THAT'S BECAUSE ENGIE, ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WAR, DIED."
Scanning the fleet of ships, the Mainframe nearly immediately decides that they mean nothing.
"I CAME HERE TO ENLIST YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH FULFILLING MY CURRENT PRIMARY DIRECTIVE: KILL PSI-SCRATCH."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Fusioncomputer && Nanites 2/3?
Diamond && Infusion of Fire Resistance && Essence of Cold = Heat-Resistant Diamond Orb 1/2?
Strohl Munitions AP-229 Plasgun && Star Cannon 3/4
I pull out an ork power klaw from Warhammer 40k and equip it to my right arm. Energizing its power field, I shout "WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" while charging at the Gatekeeper and, with my other hand, pull out an ork banner, summoning a small horde of orks. The ork warband peppers the Gatekeeper with shoota and big shoota fire while I rip at the Gatekeeper's armor with the powered-up power klaw. For a final touch, I pull a set of krak stikkboms and jam them into various ripped-up points on the Gatekeeper's armor. The explosion does heavy damage to the armor, incidentally decimating the warband along with the Gatekeeper. I deactivate the power klaw and send it into my inventory, deciding to keep it for later.
The orks' deaths spread spores through the battlefield... 1/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
=CHARGE=
-32 / 50- Streamer?
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I wander over to Split's Cage, and give him an obsidian chair, because being locked in a cage for about three seconds must be agony, as going years without sitting on a good surface is like minutes locked in the very depths of the Nether.
I then proceed to question my preception of time.
Also, how the chair slipped through the bars in unknown.
I then use a random BATTLE TECHNIQUE on the Gatekeeper, and then offer a trade.
THE SACRED POOLBALLS OF LIGHT for ANOTHER SPOIL.
Everyone can trade, including PG's.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Incidentally, I have just done some more accurate research into hard-ish scifi weapons. Let's just say we're retconning the achievable velocity of the RPLS-SH to 20% ofthe speed of light, rather than 99.99%. Not changing its effectiveness at all, just a little more scientific accuracy. 99.99% would do rather a lot more.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I roll the Troper's 0ctet at the Gatekeeper.
Whorp!
.-- .... .- - / -.-. .-. .. -- . ... / -... .-. .. -. --. / -- . / .... . .-. . / - --- / .-.. .. -- -... --- ..--..
.-- .... -.-- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .. / -. --- - / .--- --- .. -. / - .... . / -- .. -. -.. .... .. ...- . ..--..
... .--. . .- -.- / - --- / -- . --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / ..... / --- ..-. / . .-.. -.. . .-. ...
- . .-.. .-.. / -- . --..-- / .-- .... .- - / ... .. -. ... / .- .-. . / -- -.-- / ... .... .- -.-. -.- .-.. . ... ..--..
-.. --- -.-. - --- .-. .----. ... / -... ..- .-. -. - / -.. --- .-- -. / -- -.-- / . ..-. ..-. .. --. .. . ...
... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. / - . .-.. .-.. ... / -- . / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / --. .-. . . - / .... .. --
-... ..- .-. -. .. -. --. / ... --- ..- .-.. ... / .. -. / ... -.-. .- .-. .-.. . - / ..-. .. .-. . .--. .. - ...
.-. . -.. / ..-. .. .-. . / .-. . -.. / ..-. .. .-. . / -.. ----- -.-. - ----- .-. / .... .. -- / .--. ... ..
Southern Tundra IIIIII
Balltergeist's Blues 4/5
Horrorprism 4/5
Codex Brimstone 4/6
Beardger 5/20
SCP-962 49/50Doge 1/30
You're a kitty!
I heal fseftr with the No Joke!
---
No Joke
UBER: 1 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Bow && 4 Arrow Rests && Essence of Sejong the Great, inventor of hangul && Every book written entirely in hangul = Great Leader's Bow (5/6)
Bow && Osmiridium && Essence of Pho Khun Ram Khamhaeng, purported inventor of the Thai writing system && Ancient Thai-script inscription = Thai Osmiribow (4/5)
Potion of Panacea II O0O Glowstone = Potion of Panacea III?? Either way, I drink a Potion of Panacea II.
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> Action: Pivot2 (Pivot Animation, 205 MB)
I do this to the Gatekeeper.
What? You want me to try and kill one of the most powerful beings currently in existence? Do I have a choice, or are you telling me what is going to occur. That brings up quite the point. Since you are indeed omniscient, tell me whether or not this plan is successful, and if I go through with it at all.
I catch the Godslayer, and compare it to the weapon in my other hand, the regular Hazel Wand. The latter merely exudes the whispers of the imminently deceased as well as those of the Outer Gods, whilst I am nearly certain I can hear the forbidden word being muttered incessantly from the Godslayer. Alternate versions of my soul do not make good bindings. Especially since the most dominant one is currently causing a great deal of havoc wherever his heh-s pervade reality. Alas.
~
A sigh of relief escapes my lips.
You can actually hear me. A plethora of things occurred. Scratch stole the Ancestral Artifacts (as well as the Disc of Mojang) from the Godmodder, and became the reigning Psi-Godmodder. Afterwards, he stole the FEZ as well. The vast majority of us (inclusive of Eric and myself) went to go kill him from the start, though this would prove to be nigh-impossible. Please don't go trying to kill Scratch, before I finish this. He killed us all, Minecraft avatars and actual controllers, with a thought, and now we're in Limbo, fighting some sort of Gatekeeper to escape to the world of the living. Split is within our presence, and it appears our... mutual First Guardian friend is attempting to get me to kill Piono. ... Despite the fact that you are your own independent person, and can do whatever you wish, I... please be careful, Astria. Do you mind if I keep this link stable? I doubt there's very many people to talk to in GodCraft at the present.
/storynull (this is the last one, I assure you, Twin)
I use Salmiak Slice at the Gatekeeper.
I then drink a Greater Healing Potion.
Southern Tundra IIIII
Balltergeist's Blues Complete!
Horrorprism Complete!
Thulecite Suit && Thuleprism && Psiicrystal
Avatar's Pack && Deck of Cards && Probability Essence && Blood Joker && Grave Joker
Codex Brimstone 5/6
Doge 2/30
Beardger 6/20
SCP-962 49/50Will this boss drop a Spoil of War?
Nova Strike 6/10
*21409th Post got Deleted actually this is my 2nd Post* Huh why i got my Post Deleted?!?!? Thats it time to Earn the Eternal Pain! I HATE COPYRIGHT STRIKES!!! I threw a Deletion Bomb at the Gatekeeper and start punching him 50000 times Luckily my hands are not destroyed after this
Total Damage so Far: 61750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 10250/50000
Regen Crystal Dust OOO Hi Potion 2/4Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Regen Crystal Dust (Will be using for Super Regen Potion)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Goofy sipped his mocha ANGERY
DETECTIVE
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I've been following for the last long time, but the last 25 or so pages I haven't seen. I saw the chapter turn, so I know what's happening. Sort of.
Inventory!
Inventory
Muramasa - The blue katana of power, who can speak. 19 speed (very fast) and 1600 dmg. Level 1.
Celery Staff - A staff of celery. Allows me to summon vegetable items.
Rocks - Throwing rocks. 500 dmg. x20
Blue Steel Armor - 1000 defense. Quick, lightweight armor. +1 speed to melee weapons.
RP Characters Are:
SQ - Me, can turn into an enderman, and is good friends with Pi. He appeared with Emma in "The Unnoted Village".
Emma - My magical twin cousin, able to turn into a mooshroom. She knows Pi and thinks he's famous, and she has appeared in "The Unnoted Village".
Byoutiful.
RP Characters Are:
SQ - Me, can turn into an enderman, and is good friends with Pi. He appeared with Emma in "The Unnoted Village".
Emma - My magical twin cousin, able to turn into a mooshroom. She knows Pi and thinks he's famous, and she has appeared in "The Unnoted Village".
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
25/30 x1, 26/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use gib armageddon to heal myself.
Orbital Weapons: I mini BA the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 10/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 11/11
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 1/11
+2 to generic
-HMAS Victor-
As you can no doubt tell, this ship is otherwise occupied.
However, I am already present in Limbo, and am working towards the defeat of the gatekeeper.
If there is some other way to help, I will consider it.
Southern Tundra IIIIII
I fire it at the Gatekeeper.
I then refill the Pie Filling.
Codex Brimstone Complete!
Blacklit Candle x2
Thulecite Suit && Thuleprism && Psiicrystal 2/X
Avatar's Pack && Deck of Cards && Probability Essence && Blood Joker && Grave Joker 2/X
Doge 3/30
Beardger 7/20
SCP-962 49/50Yeah, Pricey, there is a bug in the editor, that sometimes deletes your posts for no reason. I've lost many posts to this [DATA EXPUNGED] thing.
Also, insert_generic_username, feel free to keep the swords. Even being a swordsman, I'll manage to hold without any fancy shmancy swords, which I really should craft some using the Alchemiter.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 39/50
Ethereal Callings: 14/50
Parasites: 1/5
Yes, I'm doing another charge. No, I don't care that it's out of line with my others. No, it's not an entity. Yes, it's a group of alchemiter ingredients. I'm feeling particularly creative.
Hey, Build. How have things been going? Anyways, I'll be attacking, and as said before, I'm feeling particularly creative.
I use a large battle axe to slam down onto the Limbo Gatekeeper, then perform an uppercut with the same weapon, flinging me into the air. I then proceed to throw the battle axe onto the Gatekeeper, pinning it to the ground and leaving it vulnerable to a three-round burst from my M16 and a shot from my Barrett M82A1 anti-material rifle.I then fire a grenade under and behind the Limbo Gatekeeper, launching it forward from the blast, and at the same time freeing it from the grip of the battle axe, tearing the Limbo Gatekeeper as it detaches.
As it launches into the air, I jump forth and skewer the Gatekeeper with my pitchfork. Then, when it lands, I detach it from the ground and slam it back onto the earth, using the pitchfork as a sort of, well, fork. I hold it up into the air triumphantly and pull my pitchfork out, then retreating from the battlefield.
Oh, hey, it's Malphas the Archdemon!
I called him here just for this one attack.
Anytime, Ninjatwist_. Any friend of Oryx is mine as well.
Thanks, Oryx.
Sword Damage: 165K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I attempt to execute PHLOGISTON WALTZ on the Limbo Gatekeeper, should there not be enough Sacred Items, i will (over)heal a random [N] with the No Joke.
---
No Joke
UBER: 1 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
==Grayhold==
:This is QUITE annoying.:
:Activating telekinetic force generators:
==FseftrAI/Mainframe==
>>It is highly unlikely we can defeat Psi-Scratch without the artifact the Players seek.
>>To that end, I propose we send some backup to Limbo.
>>I just realized we haven't heard from the Anachron yet...
==Near The Anachron==
A portal opens, and a small exploratory probe drops out.
)>Scanning...
)>Data indicates cascading reactor containment failures due to loss of H3. Probability of successful restoration without restoration of central AI...1/437652346.
)>Attempting time shenanigans....
)>Looping for maximization of repair functionality over time...
)>Conjure: Splash Potion of Repair II
)>Deploying.
*the sound of thousands of vials breaking and repairing at least one reactor and some defense systems I hope*
==Limbo==
I realize that I've forgotten a couple Every- alchemies and materialize the Everywand.
...I think I'll give this one to Erelye, he could use it MUCH more effectively.
I then give Erelye the Everywand, after creating a spare copy for myself just in case.
I then return to the Everysword, and pull up the Unbreakable Katana. Using its unbreakability, I slice off one of the Gatekeeper's appendages.
I then suck the severed limb into a black hole courtesy Hawking's Miss and launch it at the Gatekeeper again.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!