I snipe the Malice with Umbra's Rifle. I then snipe the Malice's shadow with Umbra's Rifle.
I heal Cogwynd.
Apertured Ghastgloves 5/6 Candle && Ink Sac && Ectoplasm && Nightmare Fuel 2/X Red Joker && Life Essence 2/X SCP-962 49/50 Beardger 2/20 Everything-Eating Spider 10/10! I use the churg to transform the Vord-Eating Spider into a Everything-Eating Spider, that is able to eat everything Non-AG. The rest of the churg not used for the transformation ends up simply healing the Spider. Also, what is the High Queen's Spoil of War? Hallucinogenic Croach?
Hmm. I may want to delay the Other Arrival to Trial V. That, coupled with Talist's superentity, will significantly decrease the difficulty of said Trial. For now, I just attack. HAL? What 1s 1t, L0thyra?
Tell Nixion that there's going to be one more holdup. 1 d0ubt h3 w1ll appr3ch1at3 that stat3m3nt.
I know. Making the proper tactical decisions is hard many times. 1 shall d0 as y0u r3q3st.
Lothyra then makes the Science Cannon target the Fungus Man by pointing out that said Fungus Man is probably using Lego Genetics. In biology, you can't just mix two genomes together and get a hybrid. You have to completely alter the entire main creature's (in this case, the "Man" part of the Fungus Man) genetic code for it to accept the traits of the other creature (the "Fungus" part of the Fungus Man). And even then, the resulting product is so different from its two "parents" that it cannot be called a type of both of them. TL;DR:
She then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on the Redwalker (it has the lowest health, so it dies first). Bender joins in with his Futurama weapon juggling act (also against the Redwalker).
==Spacebase DF-9==
Mr. N1x0n?
Yes. What is it? 1'm afra1d th3r3's 0n3 m0re d3lay t0 aff3ct th3 0th3r Arr1val.
WHAT! YOU SAID THAT IT WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN SITTING ON OUR AS- Ms.S1l3ntr3ad has d3c1d3d that 1n1t1at1ng th3 0th3r arr1val at th1s v3ry m0m3nt 1s n0t th3 m0st 3ff3ct1v3 tact1cal d3c1s10n. Sh3 wants t0, as humans say, "g3t th1s r1ght."
IF THERE'S ONE MORE DELAY! ONE MO- 1t s33ms y0u ar3 n0t 0f a rat10nal m1nd at th1s m0m3nt. G00dby3.
You've always secretly resented Mr. Nixon, or at least felt the closest thing a computer has for resentment. But of course, who wouldn't feel that way for such a man? All that anger, all that crazy, all the things that a President of Earth shouldn't be. You'd shake your head if you had one. Anyway, it is best not to get distracted by your synthetic substitutes for emotions. Just focus on what needs to be done.
==Anachron==
Hmm. The existance of so many code-based worlds is something I'll have to look into. Anyways,
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
18/30 x1, 19/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use iWeatherlord to make the sun melt the Ice Colossus
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $17
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 3/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 4/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 5/11
I receive the potions.
I decide to randomly crit a few people, and toss Splash Potions of Critmist into Fseftr, Ire, Modpack, and Xcano. I then pull out the Railteration Infinidicegun, and riddle the Fungus-Man with d8s, causing it to do a stupid dance. It then faints, and rolls down a hill, a giant Spader bursting out of its chest and mauling a bunch of PG entities that I steal luck from with my All-Seeing Eye.
I decide to examine the Gunpowder I may or may not have in my inventory, and decide to just go to the Shrine of 2B2T. I then scoop up a ridiculous amount of the lava and lazily dump it on the Ice Collossus, melting it. I then get a weather report of "Steve", and hurricanes appear literally all over Godcraft, sucking up all PG entities and flinging them into the air, where they happen to fall into the Shrine of 2B2T, melting them.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 3/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 3/??
Charges Inc. 26/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 5/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 25)
I confuse Epona II for the very same horse that Link rides. I climb on top of Epona II and dig my spurs into its side, not actually knowing how to ride a horse. Epona II, not moving, tells me with my limited horse mounting knowledge, do spur it even harder. Nothing happens. I end up spurring Epona II so many times that it gets completely cut in half. What a horrible horse ride.
My Action: I take SCP-668 from the dead SCP Foundation agent, then use it to attack Fungus-Man, with the side effect of preventing it from attacking this round.
SCP Foundation Action: Due to excessive amounts of personnel being used in the battle, things start breaching containment. Battle Technique: Containment Breach occurs (it hits a random PG entity), and from now on 5 random SCP objects will breach containment or have something wierd happen to them that affects the battle each turn.
Perfect Sphere Action: The Perfect Sphere salvages Executor's AI modules and reprograms them to serve its interests. This allows it to recieve orders without the Bridge present, and the damage/healing bonus of having the bridge active is increased by 50%. It also gets an action each post as well, like with Executor.
Tanker A2 Action: Defensive measures are activated, blocking 1 attack against the Tanker A2 this round.
Alright. It's time to get things done around here.
Hey, Kalare. You're coming with me. I have some jobs I need you to do for me. Some plans I have to finish. It's lucky there's not just one alchemiter around these parts.
HEY. RAVEN. WHAT, EXACTLY. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
I can do whatever I like. The omniscient may do as they please.
WE BOTH KNOW. YOU'RE NOT FULLY OMNISCIENT. OR EVEN CLOSE TO IT. NOW. GIVE ME THE SWORD.
Why on Earth would I give you Caledball?
BECAUSE. IF YOU DON'T. I'll CUT YOU OFF. FROM YOUR PRECIOUS GREEN SUN.
You couldn't.
you're right. she couldn't. neither of us could. but i know someone who could. not th/\t i /\pprove of this sword-t/\king mission. you're up to something... ok, wh/\t do you even c/\ll /\n /\ltern/\te self? you're up to something, p/\st /\ltern/\te self.
Bender ubercharges the Perfect Sphere in a helpful way. Lothyra uses First Aid on the Perfect Sphere's AR Hangars, then fires an Antimatter Nuke (from an Antimatter Nuke Station, of course) at the Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead).
Posts until the Elixir is Usable again 5/5 In Review
I used a 50X Hadouken at a PG Entity and i Used a Hi-Potion at a Random AG Player for 5 HP
Total Damage so Far: 44750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Super Regen Potion is in Review
Healing Potion Heals 2 HP to a Player or 1000 HP to a Entity
Hi Potion Heals 5 HP to a Player or 250 HP to a Entity
Super Potion Heals 10 HP to a Player or 5000 HP to a Entity
Elixir Fully Heals a Player and Cures Bad Aliments or Heals 25000 HP to a Entity and Cures Bad Aliments
Megalixir Fully Heals a Group of Players and Cures Bad Aliments or Heals 50000 HP (100000 HP during the Last Battles) to a Entity and Cures Bad Aliments
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
19/30 x1, 20/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on a random PG
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $19
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 4/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 5/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 6/11
<cutscene="cutto="Shadows Citadel (renamed Shadows Complex after potential confusion with the video game)", setting="Gloomy, thunderstorming. Constructs and Oryx's knights stand aside to guard."">
(In non-HTML, we cut to a thunderstorm scene of the Shadows Citadel.)
Yes... the ritual is nearly complete...
Well, what are you up to? I've been drinking the cheap alcohol that you and your organization have made.
It's not supermarketed and mass-produced. Also, I'm doing something for my own purposes. You may not like it.
What's that dagger you have there...
I told you you might not like it.
Don't you dare tell me it's killing me.
It's not, but you still might not like it. This is for my own interests.
</cutscene>
Meanwhile, a group of Combine Gunships swarm the remaining Vord fleet and rain down pulse charges upon them from above.
Lothyra shoots Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead) with iAntimak Carbine. Bender rocks out with Effslayer and fires Bender's Gun at Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead). Sorry the post isn't creative enough. I didn't want to get Twinja'd.
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 8/10)
Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 2/11)
I pull out Chorus Bellum, which, for a bit of a while now, has been secretly charging with untold amounts of Piano Key energies, enough to make a normal man explode! Of course, being me wielding my Soulbound weapon, it's no problem. However, keeping it there is not in my best interests. I tap it on the ground-and a massive, utterly massive explosion occurs where I do so. HOwever, it harms no-one. Rather, all around the AGs are scattered Piano Keys, imbued with powerful Piano Key Majjyks. Without much ado, they quickly bind themselves to all the AGs, swirling around them, creating a light, but very persistent barrier that negates some small fraction of damage. All AG players now have +2 Armor, which means they will take -2 damage from any source, on top of any armor they already possess.
After that is said and done, I pull out Miscetis. Without much warning whatsoever, an untild amount of electric blenders rise from the ground, whirring fury all about, turning into a massive railgun made of the stuff! Yep! It's about six miles wide to get an idea of the size. I'm not going to be too fancy with this: I use this and fire it right into the Fungus-Man.
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I snipe the Malice with Umbra's Rifle. I then snipe the Malice's shadow with Umbra's Rifle.
I heal Cogwynd.
Apertured Ghastgloves 5/6
Candle && Ink Sac && Ectoplasm && Nightmare Fuel 2/X
Red Joker && Life Essence 2/X
SCP-962 49/50Beardger 2/20
Everything-Eating Spider 10/10!
I use the churg to transform the Vord-Eating Spider into a Everything-Eating Spider, that is able to eat everything Non-AG. The rest of the churg not used for the transformation ends up simply healing the Spider.
Also, what is the High Queen's Spoil of War? Hallucinogenic Croach?
Logic Cannon: 13/20
==Actions==
Hmm. I may want to delay the Other Arrival to Trial V. That, coupled with Talist's superentity, will significantly decrease the difficulty of said Trial. For now, I just attack. HAL?
What 1s 1t, L0thyra?
Tell Nixion that there's going to be one more holdup.
1 d0ubt h3 w1ll appr3ch1at3 that stat3m3nt.
I know. Making the proper tactical decisions is hard many times.
1 shall d0 as y0u r3q3st.
Lothyra then makes the Science Cannon target the Fungus Man by pointing out that said Fungus Man is probably using Lego Genetics. In biology, you can't just mix two genomes together and get a hybrid. You have to completely alter the entire main creature's (in this case, the "Man" part of the Fungus Man) genetic code for it to accept the traits of the other creature (the "Fungus" part of the Fungus Man). And even then, the resulting product is so different from its two "parents" that it cannot be called a type of both of them. TL;DR:
DNA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
She then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on the Redwalker (it has the lowest health, so it dies first). Bender joins in with his Futurama weapon juggling act (also against the Redwalker).
==Spacebase DF-9==
Mr. N1x0n?
Yes. What is it?
1'm afra1d th3r3's 0n3 m0re d3lay t0 aff3ct th3 0th3r Arr1val.
WHAT! YOU SAID THAT IT WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN SITTING ON OUR AS-
Ms.S1l3ntr3ad has d3c1d3d that 1n1t1at1ng th3 0th3r arr1val at th1s v3ry m0m3nt 1s n0t th3 m0st 3ff3ct1v3 tact1cal d3c1s10n. Sh3 wants t0, as humans say, "g3t th1s r1ght."
IF THERE'S ONE MORE DELAY! ONE MO-
1t s33ms y0u ar3 n0t 0f a rat10nal m1nd at th1s m0m3nt. G00dby3.
You've always secretly resented Mr. Nixon, or at least felt the closest thing a computer has for resentment. But of course, who wouldn't feel that way for such a man? All that anger, all that crazy, all the things that a President of Earth shouldn't be. You'd shake your head if you had one. Anyway, it is best not to get distracted by your synthetic substitutes for emotions. Just focus on what needs to be done.
==Anachron==
Hmm. The existance of so many code-based worlds is something I'll have to look into. Anyways,
She turns to Erelye.
I approve. Start the cloning.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
18/30 x1, 19/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use iWeatherlord to make the sun melt the Ice Colossus
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $17
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 3/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 4/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 5/11
+2 to generic
I give generic 15 critmist potions
I read a boring speech. This puts some Ag's the sleep.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Searching the Super Smash Ball 5/5 In Review
Posts until the Elixir is Usable again 5/5 Ready!
I start Hitting a Random PG Entity with a 1000 Punches and i saw a Spirit of Overpowerness flying out of a Elixir and it is now will be Used
Total Damage so Far: 44750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Super Regen Potion is in Review
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I decide to randomly crit a few people, and toss Splash Potions of Critmist into Fseftr, Ire, Modpack, and Xcano. I then pull out the Railteration Infinidicegun, and riddle the Fungus-Man with d8s, causing it to do a stupid dance. It then faints, and rolls down a hill, a giant Spader bursting out of its chest and mauling a bunch of PG entities that I steal luck from with my All-Seeing Eye.
I decide to examine the Gunpowder I may or may not have in my inventory, and decide to just go to the Shrine of 2B2T. I then scoop up a ridiculous amount of the lava and lazily dump it on the Ice Collossus, melting it. I then get a weather report of "Steve", and hurricanes appear literally all over Godcraft, sucking up all PG entities and flinging them into the air, where they happen to fall into the Shrine of 2B2T, melting them.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 3/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 3/??
Charges Inc. 26/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 5/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 25)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I confuse Epona II for the very same horse that Link rides. I climb on top of Epona II and dig my spurs into its side, not actually knowing how to ride a horse. Epona II, not moving, tells me with my limited horse mounting knowledge, do spur it even harder. Nothing happens. I end up spurring Epona II so many times that it gets completely cut in half. What a horrible horse ride.
He scream
=CHARGE=
-24 / 50- Streamer? (Tazz'd, +2)
-7 / 8- Isaac's MEGA BOMB
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I tell Epona II that donkeys are better than horses, causing MASSIVE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA.
=COMMAND=
Matchsticks will attack the weakest PG-Entity.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
NEW Potion of Microstrength OOO Glarum Dust = ??? 1/??
X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden apple = X-Goldwinder 3/6
+2 to Irecreeper
I use my COMBAT OPERANDI: TERMNOPPED on the REDWALKER!
X-VIRUS 19/20
X-PLAGUE 18/30 (Irecreeper'd)
X-EXTINCTION 19/40 (Irecreeper'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
2/50 {REDACTED}
3/??? Ender Explosives || The Teraporter
My Action: I take SCP-668 from the dead SCP Foundation agent, then use it to attack Fungus-Man, with the side effect of preventing it from attacking this round.
SCP Foundation Action: Due to excessive amounts of personnel being used in the battle, things start breaching containment. Battle Technique: Containment Breach occurs (it hits a random PG entity), and from now on 5 random SCP objects will breach containment or have something wierd happen to them that affects the battle each turn.
Perfect Sphere Action: The Perfect Sphere salvages Executor's AI modules and reprograms them to serve its interests. This allows it to recieve orders without the Bridge present, and the damage/healing bonus of having the bridge active is increased by 50%. It also gets an action each post as well, like with Executor.
Tanker A2 Action: Defensive measures are activated, blocking 1 attack against the Tanker A2 this round.
Hey, Kalare. You're coming with me. I have some jobs I need you to do for me. Some plans I have to finish. It's lucky there's not just one alchemiter around these parts.
HEY. RAVEN. WHAT, EXACTLY. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
I can do whatever I like. The omniscient may do as they please.
WE BOTH KNOW. YOU'RE NOT FULLY OMNISCIENT. OR EVEN CLOSE TO IT. NOW. GIVE ME THE SWORD.
Why on Earth would I give you Caledball?
BECAUSE. IF YOU DON'T. I'll CUT YOU OFF. FROM YOUR PRECIOUS GREEN SUN.
You couldn't.
you're right. she couldn't. neither of us could. but i know someone who could. not th/\t i /\pprove of this sword-t/\king mission. you're up to something... ok, wh/\t do you even c/\ll /\n /\ltern/\te self? you're up to something, p/\st /\ltern/\te self.
I'M ALWAYS. UP TO SOMETHING.
Oh no
Logic Cannon: 14/20
==Actions==
Bender ubercharges the Perfect Sphere in a helpful way. Lothyra uses First Aid on the Perfect Sphere's AR Hangars, then fires an Antimatter Nuke (from an Antimatter Nuke Station, of course) at the Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I form a faction of 100+ people. I lead them in a charge against the Ag entities.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Searching the Super Smash Ball 5/5 In Review
Posts until the Elixir is Usable again 5/5 In Review
I used a 50X Hadouken at a PG Entity and i Used a Hi-Potion at a Random AG Player for 5 HP
Total Damage so Far: 44750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Super Regen Potion is in Review
Hi Potion Heals 5 HP to a Player or 250 HP to a Entity
Super Potion Heals 10 HP to a Player or 5000 HP to a Entity
Elixir Fully Heals a Player and Cures Bad Aliments or Heals 25000 HP to a Entity and Cures Bad Aliments
Megalixir Fully Heals a Group of Players and Cures Bad Aliments or Heals 50000 HP (100000 HP during the Last Battles) to a Entity and Cures Bad Aliments
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Unknown Entity: 23/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
19/30 x1, 20/30x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Noah's Flood on a random PG
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
Generic's Shop: $19
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 4/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 5/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 6/11
+2 to generic
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 34/50
Blood Pact: 19/20
Ethereal Calling: 9/50
<cutscene="cutto="Shadows Citadel (renamed Shadows Complex after potential confusion with the video game)", setting="Gloomy, thunderstorming. Constructs and Oryx's knights stand aside to guard."">
(In non-HTML, we cut to a thunderstorm scene of the Shadows Citadel.)
Yes... the ritual is nearly complete...
Well, what are you up to? I've been drinking the cheap alcohol that you and your organization have made.
It's not supermarketed and mass-produced. Also, I'm doing something for my own purposes. You may not like it.
What's that dagger you have there...
I told you you might not like it.
Don't you dare tell me it's killing me.
It's not, but you still might not like it. This is for my own interests.
</cutscene>
Meanwhile, a group of Combine Gunships swarm the remaining Vord fleet and rain down pulse charges upon them from above.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Logic Cannon: 15/20
==Actions==
Lothyra shoots Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead) with iAntimak Carbine. Bender rocks out with Effslayer and fires Bender's Gun at Redwalker (Fungus Man if dead). Sorry the post isn't creative enough. I didn't want to get Twinja'd.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I summon Dave the Robot, if possible, and use his body as a weapon against Epona II. Sorta like a large, tied up robot club.
He scream
Mozart's Beauty, 50/50 (call mozartsBeauty(50);)
The Withering > Fine = Brine (Level 10: 8/11)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 8/10)
Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 2/11)
I pull out Chorus Bellum, which, for a bit of a while now, has been secretly charging with untold amounts of Piano Key energies, enough to make a normal man explode! Of course, being me wielding my Soulbound weapon, it's no problem. However, keeping it there is not in my best interests. I tap it on the ground-and a massive, utterly massive explosion occurs where I do so. HOwever, it harms no-one. Rather, all around the AGs are scattered Piano Keys, imbued with powerful Piano Key Majjyks. Without much ado, they quickly bind themselves to all the AGs, swirling around them, creating a light, but very persistent barrier that negates some small fraction of damage. All AG players now have +2 Armor, which means they will take -2 damage from any source, on top of any armor they already possess.
After that is said and done, I pull out Miscetis. Without much warning whatsoever, an untild amount of electric blenders rise from the ground, whirring fury all about, turning into a massive railgun made of the stuff! Yep! It's about six miles wide to get an idea of the size. I'm not going to be too fancy with this: I use this and fire it right into the Fungus-Man.