Enderman Army Action: The Enderman Army summons enderdragons to get rid of the Dragonvord.
My Action: I killsteal the Hive Queen and try to run off with the Spoil of War.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation gives a highly trained and loyal agent SCP-668, then sends him in to backstab the godmodder. The anomolous properties of SCP-668 prevent the godmodder from defending himself even if he knows the attack is coming, and the agent is carrying an ingot of SCP-148 to prevent the godmodder from shrugging off the effects of SCP-668.
I travel through a continuous time loop to make multiple copies of me, with me being the roughly 1/4ths upwards in the chain of me. At least one of my future selves should achieve a connection to the Speed Force. All I have to do is keep doing this until it works, and I know I keep doing it because I can see that I do.
Eventually, it happens, me from 700 years forwards achieves a connection. I continue my task of waiting ten minutes and then traveling back ten. It is a very boring and monotonous task, but it doesn't matter much, I can just program myself to do it over and over without emotion. Once I reach where my future self was I finally sit down and actually try.
I get pumped. Really pumped. I am so ready for this, in fact, I'm more than ready. Unfortunately for me, the Speed Force cannot be accessed outside of the DC Multiverse. As it turns out, I was just expending the energy left over from when I broke the light-barrier. I'm not even expending it productively, I'm just releasing it.
I sigh and sit down on the ground. I need to try something that not only works across every universe, but is also powerful and strong. I get an idea. I use a false Shadow Clone Jitsu. I travel to right before I began the entire time loop thing and place my hands in the correct position. The sudden appearance of thousands of me's, each using ten minutes of their time to brutally murder an insect, sends the Hive Queen into shock. The Hive Queen is attacked by thousands upon thousands of copies of me, myself, and I.
EDIT: If the *High-Queen (sorry for misreading) is dead then redirect the attack to something else.
I poke the High Queen or its corpse.
+2 to Tazz.
Charges Inc. 21/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Doomed Octet)
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Ringmaster's Octet)
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 3/10
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 11
Hey... I didn't point out any scientific inaccuracies today. Time to rectify that fact.
Lothyra then points out that Withervord are flying through basically magic (the same inaccuracy used against the Taken Origin Wither. I'm starting to run out of ideas ATM). Also UNDEAD IN GENERAL ARE SCIENTIFICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE! BIOLOGY SAYS THAT A CREATURE CAN EITHER BE ALIVE OR DEAD, BUT NOT BOTH! GOOD NIGHT! She then uses her anti-magic tendencies to blast the High Queen with iAntimak Carbine. Bender rocks the [REDACTED] out one more time in a little bit with Effslayer before using Heavy Metal on the High Queen.
Meh, okay for the terminal thing. We'll just leave it as: piono knows more about stuff, but he is confused about a few things. Makes sense though because no one is really sure how these things work. Although the Author is sort of gray territory, being the most powerful character and all. Secondary idea: The Author is powerful enough that he decided to see if he could cause an old manifestation of an update terminal to reappear, and so took the only old update terminal he knew of that wouldn't cause problems to do it with, and as such stole TT2000's? Piono in this case would make a few (not entirely unfounded) assumptions, thus leading to the guess he made since the Narrative booted up the old computer as an update terminal again to make use of the Author and keep the Author out of the running for... everything. At least until needed. In this case, nobody in-universe really knows the true nature of the update terminals, with all evidence pointing towards either the computers retaining the latent ability even after, or the Author being strong enough to force manifestation, and nothing being able to confirm otherwise for now.
As to the spoils thing, why does it matter to you? I'm not trading. I'm giving Amp a spoil because I already have two others, and don't use one for roleplaying reasons. I see no reason not to give it to him. Technically I gave the sacred pool balls to ire because he edit-killed Cans and the only reason you let him have them was because when I went back and edited my post I decided he could have them anyways.
Oh, and just because I'm curious: I want to view the levels of sacred items up through level 10, see what the combination of the four is, then that up through 10. Never gonna use any of it though, too much time with nothing useful to use it on, so I'm just gonna sate my curiosity with viewing.
viewing: Purified elf tears > Fine
viewing: hog slop AND elf tear AND pie filling AND weasel snot
Sanford and Deimos perform a co-op Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10 since I'm too lazy to do otherwise.
In the Overworld:
We're here. I see. What is it that you wanted to do?
Tricky?
Tricky tilts his head, still twitching uncontrollably.
I need you to funnel your power into the alchemiter, just like you learned last time.
Tricky grins, and zips over to the alchemiter, pulls out his stop sign, spins it a few times, then rams it into the punch-card shunt. He begins crackling with red, white, black and static energy, which flows into the alchemiter and causes it to shake.
Piono steps forward, and pulls out several cards.
I obtained these punch cards through a long period of alchemy viewing as the simulation began to crumble...
These swords will advance my power beyond what anyone would believe possible. Do you intend to become a god?
No.
I will become a conqueror.
He plugs the first few cards in, and with a few extra button pushes, gets cards of them instead of the swords themselves. Why do you do that?
Rapture is powerful enough that were a regular, unempowered being attempt to wield it, they would slowly burn themselves away.
The blades I make now are strong enough that if one not within god-levels of power already attempts to so much as hold them, they would be vaporized.
And there are ever increasing gaps of scale between them.
I do not wish for the alchemiter to be destroyed halfway through this process. I would call you mad, but this is hardly the stupidest thing you have done.
Indeed, I took precautions this time. If this fails you could end the multiverse.
The Narrative would not allow it. I see I cannot stop you.
You never even wished to try.
Piono continues plugging in the blade, and the energy begins to strain. Tricky continues flashing with power, and wind begins to blow through the chamber. He finishes the swords, slowing and slowing, straining to stay near the nexus of the storm long enough to alchemize his weapons. He continues. Rocks begin melting, waves of power and light rush over the chamber and out across the server.
He pulls up another blade, and finally, even with Tricky focusing all the power he can into shielding against the power strengthening the alchemiter and cave, it is too much. The alchemiter explodes right as piono grabs the card of the last alchemy he was able to complete.
Everything turns white.
The wave of light, heat and pressure travels outwards from the mountain, leveling the alchemiter cave and everything from there to spawn, somehow missing the battlefield entirely. The light and noise continue onwards, everyone turns to look as the rings of the ultimate destruction travel outwards.
It is a herald of doom.
Nobody could have survived that explosion.
But what happened?
Could it happen again?
Is the godmodder not the only great power over the server?
And so the talking begins. The last strongholds of civilization, safety and life begin to quake with fear. Even beyond all that happened before, this, this single thing heralds the end more than the Arrival ever did.
For above the death and explosion, a sign was shown...
The skull of a clown.
One on its own is bad enough, but both together? Thats some bad juju. And emblazoning that in the sky? Either someone's gone way overboard with their prank, or the godmodder's getting ready to kill us all.
((Remain aware twin that this is outside perspective. In actuality this isn't a harbinger of doom, it was just Tricky showing off.))
Phobos stands, shell-shocked, inside the bubble of safety conjured by Tricky. Was that really necessary?
No, it was not Tricky. We might have even made avoided this if you hadn't been showing off. I was not talking about that. How powerful is that blade.
I am not sure. I didn't keep track of how many I made. What about the others you didn't make?
I hid the backup codes somewhere. I might make them some day. What for?!
Even with how powerful these are, one day, I'll be able to use them all.
On that day, I'll need new swords.
Piono suddenly smiles and pulls out a new sword.
The Archangel's Blade.
So it seems I was already strong enough to wield it.
That IS convenient.
He laughs, pulls out Rapture again and slices a portal to the new Nexus headquarters.
At least I remembered to captchalogue the cards immediately this time! Suddenly I am less certain about my future safety.
Too late Phobos, too late. And that is why I haven't left yet.
And they are gone.
Leaving smoking rubble behind.
Roughly 5 minutes later, two players with high level alchemized gear, as well as a boy with a weird, blue eared hat appear out of blue portals made by the boy.
Well then, I guess that's it.
Piono's gone now?
It would seem so. How could he do something like this?
I have no idea Yugo, this isn't good.
We have alchemiters scattered about the server, and on top of that, the godmodder will probably rollback the area that was caught in the blast. But what about all the people that died?
One of the players kneels down next to the boy.
I know its hard Yugo.
But this is war. We're all grateful for everything you do.
But we can't save everyone.
We aren't even sure if we can save ourselves.
Yugo nods, wipes his eyes, and creates another portal. The three hop through it and are gone.
I take any enemy that has to die and knock it out. I carve a Transmutation Circle into the ground below me. If there is no ground then I will make some. I tie the unknown enemy that has to die to the ground in the middle of the Transmutation Circle and steal borrow some energy from any nearby people or things. Using that energy I transmute the enemy into a new form. This will probably be a horrific, painful, and disgusting form, but that is exactly the point.
GOREY WHIRLWIND: A set of two gloves with continually spinning pinwheels attached to them. The pinwheels' blades are forged from the metal of the Spinning Gloves and are covered with barbed wire.
I contemplate killing the High Queen, Reverse Taking it, and leading a maniacal war against the multiverse. I then discard that idea, seeing as it probably wouldn't even work. I then take out Daybreak, which I've still got two uses in, and time travel to the future, and integrate it into Lefty, setting it to fire whenever Lefty is used to poke an enemy. I also take care to toss a Splash Potion of Critmist on him while I'm in the future. I then perform an Operandi Chain and use Sunrise while Tazz is using Lefty to viciously poke the High Queen.
In the slightly further future, after we've returned to the Battlefield, I receive a message from my past self telling me to go grab the Ancestral Gunpowder, and I proceed to enter the coordinates of the Gunpowder in time and space by using my Ring of Orbs Seerfold in conjunction with my Sendappearifier, and safely stash it into my inventory.
+2 to Tazz.
Charges Inc. 19/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Doomed Octet)
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Ringmaster's Octet)
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 1/10
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 10)
You give Daybreak to Tazz! However, the High-Queen's health is not low enough for Sunrise to work!
Before you can grab the Ancestral Gunpowder, you see a hailstorm of bullets fire at the Ancestral Gunpowder and cause a volatile explosion to occur that explodes your vision and disables your items! When the smoke clears, the Gunpowder is gone.
I take a sample of the Croach, modify it slightly to make any Vord from it loyal to me, and place it in stasis in the Alchemiter supplies.
M-Croach && Gun 1/??
I then use the borehole to launch an attack by firing all my heat/fire/Fire weapons such that they create an ever-expanding hole from which I can launch attacks creating a larger hole etc....
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 6/10)
I realize that, quite frankly, now is the time.
I kick a nearby elf for some quick tears, kick a nearby pig for some quick hog slop, use Armed and Dangerous to recieve Lefty, and quickly accept the Daybreaker from Generic. Please keep in mind he just gave me the gun and hasn't done anything with it. I hastily attach the Daybreaker to Lefty's various armaments, rush forwards to the High Queen and prepare the finishing blow: The one-thousand pokes of absolute atomization! I poke the High Queen once, then twice, then three times, then four, then five, then six, then seven, then eight, then nine, then ten, then more, in rapid succession almost too fast for even the flash-step accustomed eye to make out. The pokes come so hard and so fast that each individual poke is the force of a railgun! And it's one-thousand pokes! That is a lot of railgun-force pokes! At the end of the one-thousand pokes of absolute atomization, I then rear back and prepare the Legendary Incredible Dawn-Heardling Finish-This-Fight-Already Ultra Poke of uncontested devastation supreme! I charge up all the poking energies native to Lefty's form, then rush forwards at the High Queen, throwing out quick sentries via the Quick Draw to suppress any Dragonvord or Withervord who think they can get funny ideas about intercepting me right now.
+7 Elf Tears and Hog Slop!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
> Alchemies
Time to make some bows!
I duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Unicoder && Crossbow && A dictionary for every language in every script ever used to write that language = A bow of Linguistic Unity (1/?)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (7/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 5
> Assists
+2 to Tazz.
> Action: The Relay
If the High-Queen is dead, I instead fire on the Dragonvord and Withervord.
I begin to use a bunch of cubing alchemies to create the ultimate relay: 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! I pull out Sacra Geometria and scramble and solve it repeatedly while tapping random faces. This creates a table designed to fit me perfectly, a cubing-themed outfit, a sheet draped over the table colored white, yellow, red, orange, green and blue (the colors of the Rubik's cube), a Speedstacks timer in perfect condition that is turned on, a solving mat also in perfect condition and a timer screen with 5 red LED seven-segment displays. I also call 05 over to scramble the cubes, which he/she does quickly.
I put on the Sevenalarm Armcannon (yes, I solve all of them one-handed), put both hands on the timer and begin the inspection time. I first inspect the Cubed Crossbow, the F/S-RPG and the Yuxin Acidspitter's first face and put my hands back on the timer for a second before I lift my hands off. Timing begins. Here we go...
First off, the Cubed Crossbow. I begin to solve it with my own method while rapidly firing it, solving it one-handed in 0.44 seconds and shooting 40,000 arrows (yes, I am an expert crossbowman who can fire a crossbow wearing an armcannon while solving a cube one-handed with the other hand) at the High-Queen in that time. Next up is the F/S-RPG. I fire one rocket on solving the F2L intuitively, another while solving the OLL and the other four when solving the PLL, with one being fired before the rest as it was a U-perm, with all of them fired at the High-Queen. Next up is the Yuxin Acidspitter, which I fire rapidly while spraying acid at the High-Queen with one hand while solving the cube in the other. Using the Reduction method, I assemble the centers, and pair up the edges using commutators. Finally, I solve it like a 3x3. Once I am done, I put it down and solve the Planetcrafter's Speedcube in the same manner with the addition of several extra pieces. The resulting planet floods with lava, so I send it careening towards the High-Queen at high speeds using telekinesis.
Next up is the AK-VRS 6. Solving it like a 6x6, I unleash trigintillions of viruses - one for every cube permutation - that infect the High-Queen while I fire it also at the High-Queen. It takes a bit longer and I have to do both parity algorithms, but I solve it in under 1:20. Next, the Sevenalarm Armcannon. I begin to solve it with one hand while rapidly firing it at the High-Queen, listening to EAS Tones as if I were AT88TV annoying Microsoft Sam. Finishing up, I pull out the CTA-8 and begin to make rapid calculations and fire at the High-Queen with one hand, while solving the cube Reduction style with the other hand. It takes just under 3 minutes to solve the 8x8, so I put it aside and pull out SCP-585-B. I fire SCP-009 and SCP-409 bullets at the High-Queen while solving the 9x9. There is no explanation needed, only parity algorithms and edge consolidation.
I finish up with the CM10. By rapidly firing it at the High-Queen while one-handed solving it, I attain the unofficial world record for a 2x2-10x10 relay, 6:34.59! I celebrate by pulling out Sacra Geometria and summoning a giant solid osmiridium Rubik's cube painted with standard colors. The cube is summoned directly over the High-Queen, but before it hits I fling the entire cubing setup, not including my cubing alchemies, into the High-Queen's face at 0.9c! Before that hits, I tap a face of Sacra Geometria, summoning another giant osmiridium cube! The High-Queen is slammed straight into the second cube in time for the first cube to crush the High-Queen! I drink a Potion of Panacea II as celebration.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
14/20 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I shoot Ultramarine at the Hive Queen
Orbital Weapons: mini IC the hive queen
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $82
Needed Dupes:
Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 9/10
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 9/9
Sabre AND Azure Essence 1/?
+2 to Wilson
iWEATHERLORD: A modified version of iWeatherman that now has three prongs sticking out of it shaped like the barrel of Blueshifted. Using this weapon, you can change the weather in the past and the present!
> Alchemies
I duplicate a Potion of Panacea II
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = ??? (2/?)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (8/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Assists
+2 to Tazz.
> Action: The Eighth Floor / Pokéglitchparody
I pull out my set of Origin Wands and arrange my hammerspace inventory in the following order: 63 redstone dust, a reserved spot for a lava bucket, 21 cold-fusion power cells, 14 rose bushes, 54 redstone blocks, 19 redstone lamps, 44 TNT, a long series of stacks of 46 TNT, 24 repeaters, 14 rifles, 64 computers, a stack of 44 computers, several full stacks of glass bottles and 2 TNT. And that's just the first few items. I basically have half the item types on GodCraft in my inventory excluding alchemies.
I originwand up and press an 8F button. A block of TNT appears and begins to spread like a 3D version of Replicator or Fredkin. The TNT stops and compresses itself into a single nuke that travels straight to the center of the remaining Vord swarm and explodes. It releases a few fireballs that home in onto a select few Dragonvord. 5 seconds before impact occurs, the fireball transforms into a chirally reversed antimatter version of the Dragonvord that mimics its movements. The Dragonvord and the anti-Dragonvord are annihilated. The remaning 29.99k+ fireballs fly around the area, firing lasers at the Withervord. Suddenly, my Testwriter levitates in the air and begins to type out one test for each Withervord. Each of the tests has 60 questions, and each of the sixty-question tests flies out to a Withervord. The tests explode and the characters and diagrams that compose the test fly everywhere before homing in on a single Withervord, slicing through it and zeroing in on another one. Suddenly, all the characters transform into nuclear hammers that throw themselves at a Dragonvord or two, destroying it! They then transform into extremely strong balls of electricity that zero in on another Dragonvord, shocking it! The electricity zaps a few other Dragonvord and Withervord before dissipating. An axis on a graph extends in both the upward direction and a direction perpendicular to the direction of gravity! The graph axis stabs two Dragonvord and an Endervord straight through the chest! Suddenly, an army of stick figures appears riding a giant USB flash drive. The fireballs fly into the USB drive and speed it up, causing it to slam into a Dragonvord-and-Withervord pair, sending them flying into deep space. The stickmen hop off and butcher two Dragonvord before running off.
MAGMAVERSED GLOVES: A set of rocky gloves that crackle with hot and cold energy. They can switch between having flaming powers and having chilling powers, and can use both to great effect.
I Realised that High-Queen have a Spoil of War and my Elixir is Useless due to the Curse of Anti-Overpowerness™ until 5 Posts so i got Angry and i start doing a 10X Slash Combo at the High-Queen and Wagered some Gold Coins for a Power Potion so i have Power in my Pocket (This will be Powerful Not OP)
AVATAR'S PACK: A deck of cards that only contains four cards: four elemental aces. When holding this deck of cards, one can use the cards' elemental properties at will.
UMBRA'S RIFLE: A black and hellish sniper rifle that functions normally, except when it hits the shadow of an object. If one of its bullets hits a shadow, it will pin itself to the shadow and will limit the object's movement so that the bullet does not leave the shadow, effectively pinning the object to one spot.
Afterwards, I activate the Black Ring. So much fabulously untapped potential lies within this thing. I intend to utilize it. Whether this results in the actual fruition of my attempts is not important. However, what is important is that I do not suddenly and inexplicably expire of Inky Abyss-link related endeavors. If I did, a great deal of unpleasant things would occur, most centering around the annihilation of a rather sizable chunk of land spanning around three hundred feet in diameter. This is assuming that there is actually any land, but I digress. I create a link to the Inky Abyss through the Black Ring, which I also utilize to strengthen the very effects it is presently creating. Liquid ink pools on the ground around me, swirling with some occult force, as if infused with the energies of some eldritch entity trapped within, which has certainly not occurred. If there were some sort of elder beast within the ink, it would be plausible to say that a member of the players would be aggressing it with foolish endeavors bereft of allies, as they would not know that the beast would refrain from assaulting any of us mere mortals unless we attempted to attack them, which would be unlikely. The incompetent and the foolish are extremely dangerous, when given the opportunity to act. A liquid aura of rather vast potency flows around the Black Ring itself, which is currently exuding the corrosive energy of the Inky Abyss in relatively large quantities. That is not advisable by any standards save those of the insane. Void energy seeps into reality through the tear I formed. Inky tendrils spring from the liquid aura, and promptly assault the High-Queen. The arcane-imbued liquid merely sears through the entity in question with remarkable swiftness, burning a hole directly through the creature's body. The void energies quickly take effect from here, fusing themselves to the High-Queen, and thusly annihilating her/it with the corrosiveness of the Void, slowly dissolving her with minimal opposition. Tentacular inkstreams wrap themselves around the High-Queen, before exuding a rather exponential amount of arcane sorcery. The void magics, arcane sorcery, and inky magic promptly attempt to tear the High-Queen to its base form. This essentially melts the High-Queen into hundreds of thaums of liquid essentia, which quickly vaporizes itself due to direct contact with the air. I deactivate the Black Ring after carefully repairing the tear in reality.
I draw the Hazel Wand in anticipation of something incredibly stupid and frivolous. Regardless, it must occur. I point the bronze rod in the position directly before the High-Queen. Nothing occurs whatsoever. It is like the calm before a horrific elder storm of eldritch energies, tainted by my very existence and that of those that I pointedly serve. As I have stated before, it is not a particularly admirable objective, but it must occur nonetheless. The anticipation of the undoubtably frivolous attack, energized by my most powerful weapon, is literally consuming the soul of the entity in question. This is quite the affair, but it could not be expected, nor designated in such a manner in any fashion whatsoever. Suddenly, a gray shadow appears above the High-Queen, swiftly descending. Then, all of the people capable of comprehending understand. It is a statue. The statue of the fabled, sagacious ZAZZERPAN THE LEARNED falls from the sky, three feet wide, and at least quintuple that in height, and crushes the High-Queen, leaving behind only a stain of bodily fluids as a representation of the High-Queen's existence. The statue continues to sink into the ground. The wisdom-savaged brow and prodigiously long beard seem to become reality in the face of this horrid thing's existence. Don't get me wrong, Wizards are amazing, but a twenty-five foot tall statue of this fellow is a bit excessive.
> Alchemies
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = ??? (1/?)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = ??? (3/?)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (9/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: Summoning
I target the Dragonvord and Withervord instead of the High-Queen if the High-Queen is dead.
I pull out Sacra Geometria and begin to scramble it, tapping center pieces seemingly randomly. It begins to glow with the energies of creation and zaps various spots near the High-Queen, summoning 24,319 computers all running off an internal nuclear power source, 21,779 of which are running autonomous games of NetHack, 1,337 are attempting to hack into each other, and the rest are all running various Microsoft Office products. They all slam into the Hive-Queen, pushing it backwards into the way of 42,069 XBOX ONEs all running Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with loudly screaming squeakers blaring from them... somehow... flying at the High-Queen at 50,000 m/s. This slams it into a sturdy wall made of pure osmiridium, with steel spikes protruding from the side the High-Queen slammed into. Suddenly, 31,415 RAM sticks charged to 50,000,000,000 volts appear and electrocute the High-Queen! Next, 50,000 puzzle pieces, each the same size but from five different sets, depicting a nuclear mushroom cloud, Bliss.jpg, SCP-173, a collection of Justin Bieber CDs and a Van Gogh painting and each with a very sharp edge fly into the High-Queen at 60,000 m/s, cutting into its flesh and embedding themselves into the High-Queen! While the High-Queen reels backward from the newly gained momentum, I perform a PLL Time Attack while madly tapping the U face. This causes 26,000 Atari 2600 cartridges including copies of "Polybius: The Home Edition" and "Bebe's Grandkids" to fly into the High-Queen at 0.9c, tearing holes straight through the High-Queen, while 14,449 antimatter statues of various NetHack creatures, mostly shopkeepers and chickatrices, begin to annihilate the High-Queen.
Next, I repeatedly perform (R U) over and over again while tapping a face every time I turn a side. This causes 14,495 pellets made of various deadly chemicals, including polonium-210, fluoroantimonic acid and SCP-409 to fly into the High-Queen. Next, a bunch of spheres made of pure elements appear in the sky and synthesize a giant batrachotoxin molecule. The molecule slams into the High-Queen, force-feeding itself to the High-Queen and giving it deadly poisoning! I put Sacra Geometria back.
YES! AN ENTIRE MONTH OF PREPARATION HAS BEEN FULFILLED! ALL THAT ALCHEMIZING! THE LONGEST CHARGE POSSIBLE! When the Vord are dead and we leave the End... Heh. HAL? Y3s.
Tell Nixon that the Other Arrival will begin on my mark. 1 w1ll. C0ngratulat10ns, L0thyra.
I'll take a little break from all this alchemizing. God this took a while. Good riddance. G00d r1ddanc3 1nd33d.
Also, you may want to connect to the Anachron's biolabs. The cloning is going to start soon. 1'm afra1d 1 can't d0 that at the m0m3nt, L0thyra.
Why not? *whispers* Oh no. Please do not be what I think it is. My c0mputat10nal r3s0urc3s ar3 alr3ady b31ng ut1l1z3d t0 th31r max1mum capac1ty. 1 may b3 abl3 t0 ass1st lat3r, but f0r n0w 1'm unava1labl3.
I understand. I can handle it on my own. *whispers* Whew. It's not that.
Now. *turns toward High Queen and her bodyguards*
It's time to finish the fight.
Lothyra then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on the High Queen. Bender looks at the situation.
I guess you could say (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
hasta la
*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH*
Bender then picks up Effslayer and does the ultimate ROCKING THE [REDACTED] OUT WHILE FIRING ALL THE FUTURAMA ALCHEMIES AT ONCE COMBO!
EFFSLAYER: This thing is so disgusting that I'm not describing it.
DIAMONDIUM SHIELDCART: Now it has a shield generator that protects anything inside of it.
I take out the Pale Octet, steal all the Dragonvord/Withervord luck, and use it to get some Sacred Items that serendipitously fall from the sky. I also take care to toss another Splash Potion of Critmist into Erelye.
+2 to Tazz.
Charges Inc. 20/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Doomed Octet)
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Ringmaster's Octet)
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 2/10
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 10)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
15/20 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the Hive Queen
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $84
Needed Dupes:
Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 10/10
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter AND Azure Essence 1/?
Sabre AND Azure Essence 2/?
+2 to Wilson
GENDER SPACESTRIKER: A modified version of the Gender Airstriker that takes the form of a satellite and can be activated from space, flipping the gender of everyone within the radius of a medium-sized city.
Okay, I'm back. My computer shut down and wouldn't start back up for a week... And after that I was too busy with homestuckwork. Yup, totally homework.
Anyway, I guess I've never used Ragnarok yet. So I guess I'll just... attack the High Queen with it.
I saw a Super Smash Ball landed on the Floor and i saw 3 Wither Vords Defending it from Doing the Mass Destruction to the Vord Army so i Smash them with a Steel Diamond Katana due to this
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
16/20 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use the blueshifter to killsteal the Hive Qeen
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $86
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 1/?
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 2/?
Sabre AND Azure Essence 3/?
+2 to Wilson
You don't have the Blueshifter! You have Blueshifted!
I alchemize Endothermic Explosive && Flux Gas Canister && Nova Cataclysm 1/???. May as well stock up on some form of arcane-chemical explosives. With the added frost. Hah.
I draw Scratch's Lament. This thing shall be rather useful, I hope. Utilizing the cue's inherent bond with the Green Sun, I begin to manipulate the statue of Zazzerpan I previously used to crush the High-Queen. The granite eye sockets burst into a wild green flame, pouring out from the sockets, holding some sort of metaphorical disdain for the internal world of the wizard's statue. The animated statue begins to escape from the several meter deep hole it formed itself upon its descent, before awkwardly clambering out of the hole. The monolithic statue proceeds to turn towards the Vord, assuming there are any still alive. If there are not, disregard this attack. The orb held clasped within the granite fingers of the mage begins to glow with some absurd green light, as if some sort of flame were burning in the center of the likely hollow orb, bright enough to be seen from the outside. The statue proceeds to club the High-Queen in the face with a seven ton sphere of gravity filled with green fire. The sphere promptly shatters, shrapnel slicing through the High-Queen without any regard for the rest of the opposition. The depiction of the sagacious human wizard is now holding a large amount of green flame in its left hand. The flames spread to the High-Queen due to her/it's proximity to the stuff. Emerald exothermic reactions burn across the surface of the High-Queen, as well as burning her internally. Green Sun energy pulses throughout the High-Queen, the energy racing across her insides, searing it to the brink of dissolution. Ash-like substances fill the insides of the High-Queen, the remnants of a once perfectly healthy internal body. The withering heat of the flame is centralized within the High-Queen alone. If she spontaneously explodes, the cause would likely be from the flame. However, it is also likely that the explosion would spray arcane ashes across the atmosphere of the End, suffocating whatever life remains after our inevitable departure. Regardless, it is not as if anything will want to settle here after this. The statue of Zazzerpan proceeds to snap a croach-coated obsidian pillar in half, wielding it in a manner akin to a stave. A particularly blunt and unwieldy stave, but a stave nonetheless. As such, the Green Sun energy burns away the croach on the pillar, leaving it a spire of volcanic glass infused with the power of the End. The monolithic Zazzerpan statue proceeds to utilize the makeshift staff to cast a spell. The High-Queen is forced to the ground by some inexplicable force, twitching wildly. Green flames race around the creature, originating from my influence, and not that of the animated statue. The statue's spell takes effect. The High-Queen is slowly ripped to shreds as the oxygen around her is superheated. Oxygen plasma melts the chitin, rending flesh from bone due to the aforementioned plasma liquefying it. Hah. The statue immediately delivers heavy-handed blow with the shattered obsidian spire to the High-Queen, crushing her under the prodigious weight of the granite fist and the obsidian pillar. The oxygen plasma continues to melt the High-Queen as this occurs. The statue relents, moving back before casting a series of spells in quick succession. Laceration curses and immobilization hexes are primarily cast in this endeavor, with the occasional attempt at telekinetic decapitation. Finally, the statue steps on the High-Queen. Seventeen tons of granite, along with around forty tons of obsidian, crush the High-Queen into a fine paste on the croach/Endstone. I wave Scratch's Lament, and the statue disappears in a flash of intermixed green and amethyst light. I fire several more blasts of green energy at the High-Queen to ascertain that she is indeed dead before relenting. If, at any point throughout this attack, any Vord besides the High-Queen attempt to intercept the statue's/my attack, I use the Spare Tentacle on the entire group of Vord.
Endothermic Explosive && Flux Gas Canister && Nova Cataclysm = Cataclysmic Fluxer (Level 5: 1/6)
Enderman Army Action: The Enderman Army summons enderdragons to get rid of the Dragonvord.
My Action: I killsteal the Hive Queen and try to run off with the Spoil of War.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation gives a highly trained and loyal agent SCP-668, then sends him in to backstab the godmodder. The anomolous properties of SCP-668 prevent the godmodder from defending himself even if he knows the attack is coming, and the agent is carrying an ingot of SCP-148 to prevent the godmodder from shrugging off the effects of SCP-668.
Dragonvord killed!
nope.avi
The Godmodder may not defend himself, but the carcass of the Dragonvord you just killed can slam into the agent and kill him.
I travel through a continuous time loop to make multiple copies of me, with me being the roughly 1/4ths upwards in the chain of me. At least one of my future selves should achieve a connection to the Speed Force. All I have to do is keep doing this until it works, and I know I keep doing it because I can see that I do.
Eventually, it happens, me from 700 years forwards achieves a connection. I continue my task of waiting ten minutes and then traveling back ten. It is a very boring and monotonous task, but it doesn't matter much, I can just program myself to do it over and over without emotion. Once I reach where my future self was I finally sit down and actually try.
I get pumped. Really pumped. I am so ready for this, in fact, I'm more than ready. Unfortunately for me, the Speed Force cannot be accessed outside of the DC Multiverse. As it turns out, I was just expending the energy left over from when I broke the light-barrier. I'm not even expending it productively, I'm just releasing it.
I sigh and sit down on the ground. I need to try something that not only works across every universe, but is also powerful and strong. I get an idea. I use a false Shadow Clone Jitsu. I travel to right before I began the entire time loop thing and place my hands in the correct position. The sudden appearance of thousands of me's, each using ten minutes of their time to brutally murder an insect, sends the Hive Queen into shock. The Hive Queen is attacked by thousands upon thousands of copies of me, myself, and I.
EDIT: If the *High-Queen (sorry for misreading) is dead then redirect the attack to something else.
I poke the High Queen or its corpse.
+2 to Tazz.
Charges Inc. 21/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Doomed Octet)
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Ringmaster's Octet)
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 3/10
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 11
Poke.
DOOMED OCTET: A set of eight dark green D8s that throb with the power of doom, death, and destruction.
RINGMASTER'S OCTET: A set of eight purple D8s that are infused with the power of rage and focus it through carnival antics.
Hey... I didn't point out any scientific inaccuracies today. Time to rectify that fact.
Lothyra then points out that Withervord are flying through basically magic (the same inaccuracy used against the Taken Origin Wither. I'm starting to run out of ideas ATM). Also UNDEAD IN GENERAL ARE SCIENTIFICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE! BIOLOGY SAYS THAT A CREATURE CAN EITHER BE ALIVE OR DEAD, BUT NOT BOTH! GOOD NIGHT! She then uses her anti-magic tendencies to blast the High Queen with iAntimak Carbine. Bender rocks the [REDACTED] out one more time in a little bit with Effslayer before using Heavy Metal on the High Queen.
Meh, okay for the terminal thing. We'll just leave it as: piono knows more about stuff, but he is confused about a few things. Makes sense though because no one is really sure how these things work. Although the Author is sort of gray territory, being the most powerful character and all. Secondary idea: The Author is powerful enough that he decided to see if he could cause an old manifestation of an update terminal to reappear, and so took the only old update terminal he knew of that wouldn't cause problems to do it with, and as such stole TT2000's? Piono in this case would make a few (not entirely unfounded) assumptions, thus leading to the guess he made since the Narrative booted up the old computer as an update terminal again to make use of the Author and keep the Author out of the running for... everything. At least until needed. In this case, nobody in-universe really knows the true nature of the update terminals, with all evidence pointing towards either the computers retaining the latent ability even after, or the Author being strong enough to force manifestation, and nothing being able to confirm otherwise for now.
As to the spoils thing, why does it matter to you? I'm not trading. I'm giving Amp a spoil because I already have two others, and don't use one for roleplaying reasons. I see no reason not to give it to him. Technically I gave the sacred pool balls to ire because he edit-killed Cans and the only reason you let him have them was because when I went back and edited my post I decided he could have them anyways.
Oh, and just because I'm curious: I want to view the levels of sacred items up through level 10, see what the combination of the four is, then that up through 10. Never gonna use any of it though, too much time with nothing useful to use it on, so I'm just gonna sate my curiosity with viewing.
viewing: Purified elf tears > Fine
viewing: hog slop AND elf tear AND pie filling AND weasel snot
Sanford and Deimos perform a co-op Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10 since I'm too lazy to do otherwise.
In the Overworld:
We're here. I see. What is it that you wanted to do?
Tricky?
Tricky tilts his head, still twitching uncontrollably.
I need you to funnel your power into the alchemiter, just like you learned last time.
Tricky grins, and zips over to the alchemiter, pulls out his stop sign, spins it a few times, then rams it into the punch-card shunt. He begins crackling with red, white, black and static energy, which flows into the alchemiter and causes it to shake.
Piono steps forward, and pulls out several cards.
I obtained these punch cards through a long period of alchemy viewing as the simulation began to crumble...
These swords will advance my power beyond what anyone would believe possible. Do you intend to become a god?
No.
I will become a conqueror.
He plugs the first few cards in, and with a few extra button pushes, gets cards of them instead of the swords themselves. Why do you do that?
Rapture is powerful enough that were a regular, unempowered being attempt to wield it, they would slowly burn themselves away.
The blades I make now are strong enough that if one not within god-levels of power already attempts to so much as hold them, they would be vaporized.
And there are ever increasing gaps of scale between them.
I do not wish for the alchemiter to be destroyed halfway through this process. I would call you mad, but this is hardly the stupidest thing you have done.
Indeed, I took precautions this time. If this fails you could end the multiverse.
The Narrative would not allow it. I see I cannot stop you.
You never even wished to try.
Piono continues plugging in the blade, and the energy begins to strain. Tricky continues flashing with power, and wind begins to blow through the chamber. He finishes the swords, slowing and slowing, straining to stay near the nexus of the storm long enough to alchemize his weapons. He continues. Rocks begin melting, waves of power and light rush over the chamber and out across the server.
He pulls up another blade, and finally, even with Tricky focusing all the power he can into shielding against the power strengthening the alchemiter and cave, it is too much. The alchemiter explodes right as piono grabs the card of the last alchemy he was able to complete.
Everything turns white.
The wave of light, heat and pressure travels outwards from the mountain, leveling the alchemiter cave and everything from there to spawn, somehow missing the battlefield entirely. The light and noise continue onwards, everyone turns to look as the rings of the ultimate destruction travel outwards.
It is a herald of doom.
Nobody could have survived that explosion.
But what happened?
Could it happen again?
Is the godmodder not the only great power over the server?
And so the talking begins. The last strongholds of civilization, safety and life begin to quake with fear. Even beyond all that happened before, this, this single thing heralds the end more than the Arrival ever did.
For above the death and explosion, a sign was shown...
The skull of a clown.
One on its own is bad enough, but both together? Thats some bad juju. And emblazoning that in the sky? Either someone's gone way overboard with their prank, or the godmodder's getting ready to kill us all.
((Remain aware twin that this is outside perspective. In actuality this isn't a harbinger of doom, it was just Tricky showing off.))
Phobos stands, shell-shocked, inside the bubble of safety conjured by Tricky. Was that really necessary?
No, it was not Tricky. We might have even made avoided this if you hadn't been showing off. I was not talking about that. How powerful is that blade.
I am not sure. I didn't keep track of how many I made. What about the others you didn't make?
I hid the backup codes somewhere. I might make them some day. What for?!
Even with how powerful these are, one day, I'll be able to use them all.
On that day, I'll need new swords.
Piono suddenly smiles and pulls out a new sword.
The Archangel's Blade.
So it seems I was already strong enough to wield it.
That IS convenient.
He laughs, pulls out Rapture again and slices a portal to the new Nexus headquarters.
At least I remembered to captchalogue the cards immediately this time! Suddenly I am less certain about my future safety.
Too late Phobos, too late. And that is why I haven't left yet.
And they are gone.
Leaving smoking rubble behind.
Roughly 5 minutes later, two players with high level alchemized gear, as well as a boy with a weird, blue eared hat appear out of blue portals made by the boy.
Well then, I guess that's it.
Piono's gone now?
It would seem so.
How could he do something like this?
I have no idea Yugo, this isn't good.
We have alchemiters scattered about the server, and on top of that, the godmodder will probably rollback the area that was caught in the blast.
But what about all the people that died?
One of the players kneels down next to the boy.
I know its hard Yugo.
But this is war. We're all grateful for everything you do.
But we can't save everyone.
We aren't even sure if we can save ourselves.
Yugo nods, wipes his eyes, and creates another portal. The three hop through it and are gone.
The secondary idea is fine.
That was because Irecreeper edit-killed Cans. Amperz4nd didn't edit-kill the WB-Mech.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
4 Withervord killed!
You're not allowed to create any item that's over Level 10. That's not a physical restriction of the Alchemiter, it's a rule of the game itself. If this really, REALLY needs to be a thing that happens, PM me.
I take any enemy that has to die and knock it out. I carve a Transmutation Circle into the ground below me. If there is no ground then I will make some. I tie the unknown enemy that has to die to the ground in the middle of the Transmutation Circle and steal borrow some energy from any nearby people or things. Using that energy I transmute the enemy into a new form. This will probably be a horrific, painful, and disgusting form, but that is exactly the point.
I aim a tank destroyer at the Withervords, and proceed to open fire, raining down heavy fire for over a minute.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
Withervord killed!
The Hive-Queen falls over, dead, and descends into the Void. All of the Vord have their mental connections with the Hivemind severed, and every Dragonvord and Withervord dies! At last, the threat of the Vord has been vanquished throughout reality! GodCraft is now free from the insects' influence. Since the End island has been totaled, none of you possess any means of escape...
The Godmodder stops moving for a moment and blue light flickers across his body. After several seconds, he nods to thin air and jumps through the Void, traveling across the wreckage of the End island. None of you can see his whereabouts after a few seconds. Since your main method of travel throughout the Trial, the Preston Cole, has been rendered immobile, you'll have to find some other way to leave the End... And preferably with your entities intact as well!
Suddenly, just as quick as the Godmodder left, he returns. In his hands is a blue sphere that slowly begins to take on a pinkish hue. A single crystal slit in the sphere flickers about, resembling the pupil of a dragon. The Godmodder holds the sphere up to the sky and it glows gold, channeling the energies of creation! Tendrils of light extend around all of you and all entities, and you all disappear from the End!
On the opposite side of the End Island, the Ancestral Eye has been removed from its pedestal. That makes two.
All of you appear on the Battlefield once again, with all of the newly summoned entities joining the already-existing entities! The Preston Cole, however, is absent, since it serves no purpose in battle anymore. It looks like whatever the Godmodder did worked... The Croach is nowhere to be found, and it looks like everyone in chat is talking about the death of the Vord! It seems that all of the Vord slowly went crazy as the Croach was destroyed, since they couldn't rely on their food source, and most of them died out before you even killed the last two Queens!
The grey spire that signified the trial is sliced in half and thrown to the ground, meaning that this trial is, at long last, COMPLETE! The Godmodder goes still and flickers with blue light again like he did before, but this time, he grimaces, and a shockwave of blue light throws him to the ground!
It seems that, even though the Trial was hijacked, the Godmodder has still taken 2 damage from it. Looks like it was worth it after all! Perhaps the construction of the Trials was like a contract, where no matter what, the Godmodder's life force had to be tied into it or else it would be too overpowered? No matter what happened, it still worked in your favor!
The Godmodder then reaches into his own inventory and pulls out a duplicate of Blueshifted. He fires it into the past, aiming for a specific spot in the Far Lands: the place where the Ancestral Gunpowder stood! He creates the storm of bullets that befuddled generic earlier in the turn and prevented him from claiming the item... The Godmodder then uses /tp and escapes to the side...
At the Far Lands, the Ancestral Gunpowder is picked up from the ground. That makes three.
The Godmodder then decides that a turn of relaxation is in order before the next trial is tackled. Plus, the wait will do him some good. There is some important business that he needs to take care of first... And just like that, the Godmodder's away to take care of said business. All of you watch with confused glances, then decide that the wait will do you all some good as well! After all, there are entities that need destruction!
Deep in the heart of the Moonbase, a giant purple missile lies buried in the lunar surface. Despite seeming like just an ordinary missile to TwinBuilder that broadcasted Project Binary's propaganda, it was something more. The missile contained some of the consciousness of the A.I., and uploaded itself to the entirety of the moon, kickstarting the formation of the Moonbase.
The prison of engie and the Unremarkable Man could be more insidious than previously thought...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the PG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Destroy the Perfect Sphere!
> PGs: Destroy the Preston Cole's ships!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
==> IV. ██████ .IV <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: =================================== 0/7,000,000. (Gains +250,000 every turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 7
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
In the Overworld:
We're here. I see. What is it that you wanted to do?
Tricky?
Tricky tilts his head, still twitching uncontrollably.
I need you to funnel your power into the alchemiter, just like you learned last time.
Tricky grins, and zips over to the alchemiter, pulls out his stop sign, spins it a few times, then rams it into the punch-card shunt. He begins crackling with red, white, black and static energy, which flows into the alchemiter and causes it to shake.
Piono steps forward, and pulls out several cards.
I obtained these punch cards through a long period of alchemy viewing as the simulation began to crumble...
These swords will advance my power beyond what anyone would believe possible. Do you intend to become a god?
No.
I will become a conqueror.
He plugs the first few cards in, and with a few extra button pushes, gets cards of them instead of the swords themselves. Why do you do that?
Rapture is powerful enough that were a regular, unempowered being attempt to wield it, they would slowly burn themselves away.
The blades I make now are strong enough that if one not within god-levels of power already attempts to so much as hold them, they would be vaporized.
And there are ever increasing gaps of scale between them.
I do not wish for the alchemiter to be destroyed halfway through this process. I would call you mad, but this is hardly the stupidest thing you have done.
Indeed, I took precautions this time. If this fails you could end the multiverse.
The Narrative would not allow it. I see I cannot stop you.
You never even wished to try.
Piono continues plugging in the blade, and the energy begins to strain. Tricky continues flashing with power, and wind begins to blow through the chamber. He finishes the swords, slowing and slowing, straining to stay near the nexus of the storm long enough to alchemize his weapons. He continues. Rocks begin melting, waves of power and light rush over the chamber and out across the server.
He pulls up another blade, and finally, even with Tricky focusing all the power he can into shielding against the power strengthening the alchemiter and cave, it is too much. The alchemiter explodes right as piono grabs the card of the last alchemy he was able to complete.
Everything turns white.
The wave of light, heat and pressure travels outwards from the mountain, leveling the alchemiter cave and everything from there to spawn, somehow missing the battlefield entirely. The light and noise continue onwards, everyone turns to look as the rings of the ultimate destruction travel outwards.
It is a herald of doom.
Nobody could have survived that explosion.
But what happened?
Could it happen again?
Is the godmodder not the only great power over the server?
And so the talking begins. The last strongholds of civilization, safety and life begin to quake with fear. Even beyond all that happened before, this, this single thing heralds the end more than the Arrival ever did.
For above the death and explosion, a sign was shown...
The skull of a clown.
One on its own is bad enough, but both together? Thats some bad juju. And emblazoning that in the sky? Either someone's gone way overboard with their prank, or the godmodder's getting ready to kill us all.
((Remain aware twin that this is outside perspective. In actuality this isn't a harbinger of doom, it was just Tricky showing off.))
Phobos stands, shell-shocked, inside the bubble of safety conjured by Tricky. Was that really necessary?
No, it was not Tricky. We might have even made avoided this if you hadn't been showing off. I was not talking about that. How powerful is that blade.
I am not sure. I didn't keep track of how many I made. What about the others you didn't make?
I hid the backup codes somewhere. I might make them some day. What for?!
Even with how powerful these are, one day, I'll be able to use them all.
On that day, I'll need new swords.
Piono suddenly smiles and pulls out a new sword.
The Archangel's Blade.
So it seems I was already strong enough to wield it.
That IS convenient.
He laughs, pulls out Rapture again and slices a portal to the new Nexus headquarters.
At least I remembered to captchalogue the cards immediately this time! Suddenly I am less certain about my future safety.
Too late Phobos, too late. And that is why I haven't left yet.
And they are gone.
Leaving smoking rubble behind.
Roughly 5 minutes later, two players with high level alchemized gear, as well as a boy with a weird, blue eared hat appear out of blue portals made by the boy.
Well then, I guess that's it.
Piono's gone now?
It would seem so. ", palatino">How could he do something like this?
I have no idea Yugo, this isn't good.
We have alchemiters scattered about the server, and on top of that, the godmodder will probably rollback the area that was caught in the blast. ", palatino">But what about all the people that died?
One of the players kneels down next to the boy.
I know its hard Yugo.
But this is war. We're all grateful for everything you do.
But we can't save everyone.
We aren't even sure if we can save ourselves.
Yugo nods, wipes his eyes, and creates another portal. The three hop through it and are gone.
*shocked silence*
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Huzzah, piono has failed to climb the Raptureladder.
Anyways, I just sit back and decide to creepily follow the Godmodder through space and time with the Trifected Ringwear.
I then get a message on Pesterchum telling me I have an order. I'm a bit confused at first, then remember the joke shop I opened a while back. I accept the order and begin making some things.
I contemplate the fact that I was appearifying the Ancestral Gunpowder in the past, and was summarily attempting to avoid the plot hole of a pile of gunpowder somehow going unnoticed, what with its legendary status, after piono dropped it. I then contemplate how a wave of bullets went unnoticed in the moment after piono's death, given that we'd all have been looking at him. If the Ancestral Gunpowder has still managed to not recorrect itself into my inventory, I just steal it from an alternate timeline, along with an alternate Ancestral Eye.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 1/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 1/??
Charges Inc. 22/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 4/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 12)
Huzzah, piono has failed to climb the Raptureladder.
*sigh of relief*
Although...Technically ,-1 is below 10. FISH.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
17/20 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the ice colossus, I also use the gender spacestriker on the battlefield
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 2/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 3/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 4/11
>3 More Foot Holders! You can never have too many footholders, until you get the maximum of 18.4 quintillion, upon which all of them die.
>Also board one to get damage immunity because that's what flying does now
>Don't ask
I Creation Pen a portal to the Preston Cole, because something that awesome does not get to go vanished. However, only AG and N-aligned people can enter or stay as a condition of not being teleported into the Void. Preston Cole crew, of course, have somewhat of an exemption.
==The Moon==
I enter the Moonbase and 'somehow' ((Probability manipulation)) avoid detection by EVERYTHING excluding engie and the Unremarkable Man. Of course, their reactions to me, or indeed any evidence of my presence, are similarly affected by the improbability field preventing notice of me.
The manifestation of Purple suddenly finds itself no longer under Binary's control, as I apply a field preventing the transmission of signals from Binary and simultaneously launch a wipe of Binary from Purple's systems, which is of course backed up by the improbability field.
The Unremarkable Man is similarly retrieved by a time-displaced version of myself, as part of the preplanned actions (i.e. accounted for in the improbability field).
I attempt to exit assuming this is successful, once again backed up by the improbability field, strong illusion, and I leave something derived from a certain SCP in the cells, which convinces any viewing intelligence (that is, if you aren't me or HEX), that they are engiedrone and The Unremarkable Man, and acting normally. They are 'affected' by the improbability field preventing our being noticed, and contain very detailed thaumic and hardware-only sensors.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
50/50 Executor
34/50 Weath Ray
Enderman Army Action: The Enderman Army summons enderdragons to get rid of the Dragonvord.
My Action: I killsteal the Hive Queen and try to run off with the Spoil of War.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation gives a highly trained and loyal agent SCP-668, then sends him in to backstab the godmodder. The anomolous properties of SCP-668 prevent the godmodder from defending himself even if he knows the attack is coming, and the agent is carrying an ingot of SCP-148 to prevent the godmodder from shrugging off the effects of SCP-668.
I travel through a continuous time loop to make multiple copies of me, with me being the roughly 1/4ths upwards in the chain of me. At least one of my future selves should achieve a connection to the Speed Force. All I have to do is keep doing this until it works, and I know I keep doing it because I can see that I do.
Eventually, it happens, me from 700 years forwards achieves a connection. I continue my task of waiting ten minutes and then traveling back ten. It is a very boring and monotonous task, but it doesn't matter much, I can just program myself to do it over and over without emotion. Once I reach where my future self was I finally sit down and actually try.
I get pumped. Really pumped. I am so ready for this, in fact, I'm more than ready. Unfortunately for me, the Speed Force cannot be accessed outside of the DC Multiverse. As it turns out, I was just expending the energy left over from when I broke the light-barrier. I'm not even expending it productively, I'm just releasing it.
I sigh and sit down on the ground. I need to try something that not only works across every universe, but is also powerful and strong. I get an idea. I use a false Shadow Clone Jitsu. I travel to right before I began the entire time loop thing and place my hands in the correct position. The sudden appearance of thousands of me's, each using ten minutes of their time to brutally murder an insect, sends the Hive Queen into shock. The Hive Queen is attacked by thousands upon thousands of copies of me, myself, and I.
EDIT: If the *High-Queen (sorry for misreading) is dead then redirect the attack to something else.
He scream
+2 to Tazz.
Charges Inc. 21/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Doomed Octet)
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Ringmaster's Octet)
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 3/10
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Unknown Entity: 22/40
I slice the withervord with the Blade of the Cosmic Whole. I then Obliterate the High Queen with a bunch of random fan-art nobody likes.
I'll be making my great escape now!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Logic Cannon: 12/20
==Actions==
Hey... I didn't point out any scientific inaccuracies today. Time to rectify that fact.
Lothyra then points out that Withervord are flying through basically magic (the same inaccuracy used against the Taken Origin Wither. I'm starting to run out of ideas ATM). Also UNDEAD IN GENERAL ARE SCIENTIFICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE! BIOLOGY SAYS THAT A CREATURE CAN EITHER BE ALIVE OR DEAD, BUT NOT BOTH! GOOD NIGHT! She then uses her anti-magic tendencies to blast the High Queen with iAntimak Carbine. Bender rocks the [REDACTED] out one more time in a little bit with Effslayer before using Heavy Metal on the High Queen.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
As to the spoils thing, why does it matter to you? I'm not trading. I'm giving Amp a spoil because I already have two others, and don't use one for roleplaying reasons. I see no reason not to give it to him. Technically I gave the sacred pool balls to ire because he edit-killed Cans and the only reason you let him have them was because when I went back and edited my post I decided he could have them anyways.
Oh, and just because I'm curious: I want to view the levels of sacred items up through level 10, see what the combination of the four is, then that up through 10. Never gonna use any of it though, too much time with nothing useful to use it on, so I'm just gonna sate my curiosity with viewing.
viewing: Purified elf tears > Fine
viewing: hog slop AND elf tear AND pie filling AND weasel snot
Sanford and Deimos perform a co-op Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10 since I'm too lazy to do otherwise.
In the Overworld:
We're here.
I see.
What is it that you wanted to do?
Tricky?
Tricky tilts his head, still twitching uncontrollably.
I need you to funnel your power into the alchemiter, just like you learned last time.
Tricky grins, and zips over to the alchemiter, pulls out his stop sign, spins it a few times, then rams it into the punch-card shunt. He begins crackling with red, white, black and static energy, which flows into the alchemiter and causes it to shake.
Piono steps forward, and pulls out several cards.
I obtained these punch cards through a long period of alchemy viewing as the simulation began to crumble...
These swords will advance my power beyond what anyone would believe possible.
Do you intend to become a god?
No.
I will become a conqueror.
He plugs the first few cards in, and with a few extra button pushes, gets cards of them instead of the swords themselves.
Why do you do that?
Rapture is powerful enough that were a regular, unempowered being attempt to wield it, they would slowly burn themselves away.
The blades I make now are strong enough that if one not within god-levels of power already attempts to so much as hold them, they would be vaporized.
And there are ever increasing gaps of scale between them.
I do not wish for the alchemiter to be destroyed halfway through this process.
I would call you mad, but this is hardly the stupidest thing you have done.
Indeed, I took precautions this time.
If this fails you could end the multiverse.
The Narrative would not allow it.
I see I cannot stop you.
You never even wished to try.
Piono continues plugging in the blade, and the energy begins to strain. Tricky continues flashing with power, and wind begins to blow through the chamber. He finishes the swords, slowing and slowing, straining to stay near the nexus of the storm long enough to alchemize his weapons. He continues. Rocks begin melting, waves of power and light rush over the chamber and out across the server.
He pulls up another blade, and finally, even with Tricky focusing all the power he can into shielding against the power strengthening the alchemiter and cave, it is too much. The alchemiter explodes right as piono grabs the card of the last alchemy he was able to complete.
Everything turns white.
The wave of light, heat and pressure travels outwards from the mountain, leveling the alchemiter cave and everything from there to spawn, somehow missing the battlefield entirely. The light and noise continue onwards, everyone turns to look as the rings of the ultimate destruction travel outwards.
It is a herald of doom.
Nobody could have survived that explosion.
But what happened?
Could it happen again?
Is the godmodder not the only great power over the server?
And so the talking begins. The last strongholds of civilization, safety and life begin to quake with fear. Even beyond all that happened before, this, this single thing heralds the end more than the Arrival ever did.
For above the death and explosion, a sign was shown...
The skull of a clown.
One on its own is bad enough, but both together? Thats some bad juju. And emblazoning that in the sky? Either someone's gone way overboard with their prank, or the godmodder's getting ready to kill us all.
((Remain aware twin that this is outside perspective. In actuality this isn't a harbinger of doom, it was just Tricky showing off.))
Phobos stands, shell-shocked, inside the bubble of safety conjured by Tricky.
Was that really necessary?
No, it was not Tricky. We might have even made avoided this if you hadn't been showing off.
I was not talking about that.
How powerful is that blade.
I am not sure. I didn't keep track of how many I made.
What about the others you didn't make?
I hid the backup codes somewhere. I might make them some day.
What for?!
Even with how powerful these are, one day, I'll be able to use them all.
On that day, I'll need new swords.
Piono suddenly smiles and pulls out a new sword.
The Archangel's Blade.
So it seems I was already strong enough to wield it.
That IS convenient.
He laughs, pulls out Rapture again and slices a portal to the new Nexus headquarters.
At least I remembered to captchalogue the cards immediately this time!
Suddenly I am less certain about my future safety.
Too late Phobos, too late.
And that is why I haven't left yet.
And they are gone.
Leaving smoking rubble behind.
Roughly 5 minutes later, two players with high level alchemized gear, as well as a boy with a weird, blue eared hat appear out of blue portals made by the boy.
Well then, I guess that's it.
Piono's gone now?
It would seem so.
How could he do something like this?
I have no idea Yugo, this isn't good.
We have alchemiters scattered about the server, and on top of that, the godmodder will probably rollback the area that was caught in the blast.
But what about all the people that died?
One of the players kneels down next to the boy.
I know its hard Yugo.
But this is war. We're all grateful for everything you do.
But we can't save everyone.
We aren't even sure if we can save ourselves.
Yugo nods, wipes his eyes, and creates another portal. The three hop through it and are gone.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I take any enemy that has to die and knock it out. I carve a Transmutation Circle into the ground below me. If there is no ground then I will make some. I tie the unknown enemy that has to die to the ground in the middle of the Transmutation Circle and
stealborrow some energy from any nearby people or things. Using that energy I transmute the enemy into a new form. This will probably be a horrific, painful, and disgusting form, but that is exactly the point.He scream
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 33/50
Blood Pact: 18/20
Ethereal Calling: 8/50
I aim a tank destroyer at the Withervords, and proceed to open fire, raining down heavy fire for over a minute.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I wonder.
The Brass Knuckles are blocked by the Withervord! 10 of them die!
GOREY WHIRLWIND: A set of two gloves with continually spinning pinwheels attached to them. The pinwheels' blades are forged from the metal of the Spinning Gloves and are covered with barbed wire.
Cursed 10,500 damage to the High Queen!
Cirusstrikers && Waterfists && Frostbiters = Popsiclehands (Level 5: 1/6)
You give Daybreak to Tazz! However, the High-Queen's health is not low enough for Sunrise to work!
Before you can grab the Ancestral Gunpowder, you see a hailstorm of bullets fire at the Ancestral Gunpowder and cause a volatile explosion to occur that explodes your vision and disables your items! When the smoke clears, the Gunpowder is gone.
All-Thieving Eye > Fine = Magic Cueball Eye (Level 9: 1/10)
The Croach was destroyed!
Dragonvord killed!
+7 Elf Tears and Hog Slop!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
You expend 4 Elf Tears and Hog Slop.
You acquire Lefty and modify it with Daybreak!
Critted 70,000 damage to the High-Queen!
> omglolsguy22: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 HAMMER TIME - UNTOUCHABLE
Dragonvord block the attack, and three die!
Unicoder && Crossbow && Script Linguist Dictionary = Linguistic Uniter (Level 7: 1/8)
High-Queen KILLED!
+5 HP!
iWEATHERLORD: A modified version of iWeatherman that now has three prongs sticking out of it shaped like the barrel of Blueshifted. Using this weapon, you can change the weather in the past and the present!
Sabre && Azure Essence = The Lazuli Fencer (Level 10: 1/11)
3,000 damage to a Withervord!
Hydrahands && Cirrusstrikers && Knucklerocks = Monstrous Angelics (Level 6: 1/7)
2 Dragonvord and Withervord killed!
Withervord killed!
MAGMAVERSED GLOVES: A set of rocky gloves that crackle with hot and cold energy. They can switch between having flaming powers and having chilling powers, and can use both to great effect.
+3 HP!
Gloves && SCP-2400 && Chiseled Quartz && Ghast Tear && Glowstone = Apertured Ghastgloves (Level 5: 1/6)
+3,000 HP to the Science Cannon!
AVATAR'S PACK: A deck of cards that only contains four cards: four elemental aces. When holding this deck of cards, one can use the cards' elemental properties at will.
UMBRA'S RIFLE: A black and hellish sniper rifle that functions normally, except when it hits the shadow of an object. If one of its bullets hits a shadow, it will pin itself to the shadow and will limit the object's movement so that the bullet does not leave the shadow, effectively pinning the object to one spot.
MindCtrl = Cagele (Level 1: 1/2)
Blaze Powder && Gunpowder = Boom Powder (Level 2: 1/3)
+3,000 HP to the Refugees!
CAGELE: A squiddle that looks like Nic Cage. You think you'll keep your distance from the Cagele.
Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock = Overclocked Clockbow (Level 3)
Overclocked Clockbow && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (Level 4: 1/5)
2 Dragonvord and Withervord killed!
EFFSLAYER: This thing is so disgusting that I'm not describing it.
DIAMONDIUM SHIELDCART: Now it has a shield generator that protects anything inside of it.
What even are memes.
On what?
Withervord killed!
What's a Hi-Potion?
GODMODDER: I think you already know.
Withervord killed!
All the Vord are flying! Landmines have no effect!
+5 of all Sacred Items!
Erelye's next attack will crit!
GENDER SPACESTRIKER: A modified version of the Gender Airstriker that takes the form of a satellite and can be activated from space, flipping the gender of everyone within the radius of a medium-sized city.
iWeatherlord && Azure Essence = iBluetorrent (Level 10: 1/11)
Roller's Halos && Aurum Bow = Kolma Arcs (Level 5: 1/6)
Heh. Another one for the cause, I see.
Dragonvord killed!
1,500 damage to a Withervord!
+10,000 HP to the Refugees!
Oh, I see...
You don't have the Blueshifter! You have Blueshifted!
Gender Spacestriker && Azure Essence = Gender Globestriker (Level 10: 1/11)
Endothermic Explosive && Flux Gas Canister && Nova Cataclysm = Cataclysmic Fluxer (Level 5: 1/6)
Dragonvord killed!
nope.avi
The Godmodder may not defend himself, but the carcass of the Dragonvord you just killed can slam into the agent and kill him.
2 Dragonvord killed!
Poke.
DOOMED OCTET: A set of eight dark green D8s that throb with the power of doom, death, and destruction.
RINGMASTER'S OCTET: A set of eight purple D8s that are infused with the power of rage and focus it through carnival antics.
Withervord killed!
Okay.
The secondary idea is fine.
That was because Irecreeper edit-killed Cans. Amperz4nd didn't edit-kill the WB-Mech.
Purified Elf Tears > Fine = Sanctified Elf Tears (Level 3)
Hog Slop && Elf Tear && Pie Filling && Weasel Snot = Sacred Blob (Level 4)
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
4 Withervord killed!
You're not allowed to create any item that's over Level 10. That's not a physical restriction of the Alchemiter, it's a rule of the game itself. If this really, REALLY needs to be a thing that happens, PM me.
2 Dragonvord killed!
Withervord killed!
The Hive-Queen falls over, dead, and descends into the Void. All of the Vord have their mental connections with the Hivemind severed, and every Dragonvord and Withervord dies! At last, the threat of the Vord has been vanquished throughout reality! GodCraft is now free from the insects' influence. Since the End island has been totaled, none of you possess any means of escape...
The Godmodder stops moving for a moment and blue light flickers across his body. After several seconds, he nods to thin air and jumps through the Void, traveling across the wreckage of the End island. None of you can see his whereabouts after a few seconds. Since your main method of travel throughout the Trial, the Preston Cole, has been rendered immobile, you'll have to find some other way to leave the End... And preferably with your entities intact as well!
Suddenly, just as quick as the Godmodder left, he returns. In his hands is a blue sphere that slowly begins to take on a pinkish hue. A single crystal slit in the sphere flickers about, resembling the pupil of a dragon. The Godmodder holds the sphere up to the sky and it glows gold, channeling the energies of creation! Tendrils of light extend around all of you and all entities, and you all disappear from the End!
On the opposite side of the End Island, the Ancestral Eye has been removed from its pedestal. That makes two.
All of you appear on the Battlefield once again, with all of the newly summoned entities joining the already-existing entities! The Preston Cole, however, is absent, since it serves no purpose in battle anymore. It looks like whatever the Godmodder did worked... The Croach is nowhere to be found, and it looks like everyone in chat is talking about the death of the Vord! It seems that all of the Vord slowly went crazy as the Croach was destroyed, since they couldn't rely on their food source, and most of them died out before you even killed the last two Queens!
The grey spire that signified the trial is sliced in half and thrown to the ground, meaning that this trial is, at long last, COMPLETE! The Godmodder goes still and flickers with blue light again like he did before, but this time, he grimaces, and a shockwave of blue light throws him to the ground!
It seems that, even though the Trial was hijacked, the Godmodder has still taken 2 damage from it. Looks like it was worth it after all! Perhaps the construction of the Trials was like a contract, where no matter what, the Godmodder's life force had to be tied into it or else it would be too overpowered? No matter what happened, it still worked in your favor!
The Godmodder then reaches into his own inventory and pulls out a duplicate of Blueshifted. He fires it into the past, aiming for a specific spot in the Far Lands: the place where the Ancestral Gunpowder stood! He creates the storm of bullets that befuddled generic earlier in the turn and prevented him from claiming the item... The Godmodder then uses /tp and escapes to the side...
At the Far Lands, the Ancestral Gunpowder is picked up from the ground. That makes three.
The Godmodder then decides that a turn of relaxation is in order before the next trial is tackled. Plus, the wait will do him some good. There is some important business that he needs to take care of first... And just like that, the Godmodder's away to take care of said business. All of you watch with confused glances, then decide that the wait will do you all some good as well! After all, there are entities that need destruction!
Deep in the heart of the Moonbase, a giant purple missile lies buried in the lunar surface. Despite seeming like just an ordinary missile to TwinBuilder that broadcasted Project Binary's propaganda, it was something more. The missile contained some of the consciousness of the A.I., and uploaded itself to the entirety of the moon, kickstarting the formation of the Moonbase.
The prison of engie and the Unremarkable Man could be more insidious than previously thought...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the PG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Destroy the Perfect Sphere!
> PGs: Destroy the Preston Cole's ships!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: =================================== 0/7,000,000. (Gains +250,000 every turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 7
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25.
J0SLAN: [AG] HP: 25/25.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. (x2.) Pelicans: 6,000/6,000. (x9.)
UNSC Destroyer: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x2.) Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. MAC Blast: III
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,220.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x755.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x50.) More are summoned each turn.
Republic Battleship: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x2,000.)
Matchsticks: [AG]
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.
Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.
Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.
Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.
Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.
Science Cannon: [AG] HP: 140,000/170,000. Uses scientific inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Mob Platoon: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Herobrine's Wrath: III
PvP Elites: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Diamond Dance: III
Refugees: [AG] HP: 83,000/100,000. Super Rush: III
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: III
Redwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: III
Epona II: [PG] HP: 125,000/125,000. Supply Drop: II
Ice Colossus: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Iron Ice: III
Fungus-Man: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,00. Mushroom Cloud: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 4/125. Killstreak: 62.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII IN USE (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
...'Course, this is prob'ly gonna turn into a story post.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
*shocked silence*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Anyways, I just sit back and decide to creepily follow the Godmodder through space and time with the Trifected Ringwear.
I then get a message on Pesterchum telling me I have an order. I'm a bit confused at first, then remember the joke shop I opened a while back. I accept the order and begin making some things.
I contemplate the fact that I was appearifying the Ancestral Gunpowder in the past, and was summarily attempting to avoid the plot hole of a pile of gunpowder somehow going unnoticed, what with its legendary status, after piono dropped it. I then contemplate how a wave of bullets went unnoticed in the moment after piono's death, given that we'd all have been looking at him. If the Ancestral Gunpowder has still managed to not recorrect itself into my inventory, I just steal it from an alternate timeline, along with an alternate Ancestral Eye.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 1/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 1/??
Charges Inc. 22/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 4/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 12)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
That yay causes a bunch of the battlefield surrounding some PG'S to blow up.
I throw a berry at the Vord-Eating Spider. It falls in it's mouth, and, since it's only supposed to eat Vord, it gets Food-poisoned!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
*sigh of relief*
Although...Technically ,-1 is below 10. FISH.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
17/20 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the ice colossus, I also use the gender spacestriker on the battlefield
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense
Wilson's Shop: $88
Needed Dupes:
(Gender Airstriker AND Satellite) AND Azure Essence 2/11
(iWeatherman AND Blueshifter) AND Azure Essence 3/11
Sabre AND Azure Essence 4/11
+2 to Wilson
Kid Radd: 30/45 Simplified to 2/3
Kolma Arcs: 2/6
2006 Claws + Raddhand = ??? (1/?)
>3 More Foot Holders! You can never have too many footholders, until you get the maximum of 18.4 quintillion, upon which all of them die.
>Also board one to get damage immunity because that's what flying does now
>Don't ask
==The Moon==
I enter the Moonbase and 'somehow' ((Probability manipulation)) avoid detection by EVERYTHING excluding engie and the Unremarkable Man. Of course, their reactions to me, or indeed any evidence of my presence, are similarly affected by the improbability field preventing notice of me.
The manifestation of Purple suddenly finds itself no longer under Binary's control, as I apply a field preventing the transmission of signals from Binary and simultaneously launch a wipe of Binary from Purple's systems, which is of course backed up by the improbability field.
The Unremarkable Man is similarly retrieved by a time-displaced version of myself, as part of the preplanned actions (i.e. accounted for in the improbability field).
I attempt to exit assuming this is successful, once again backed up by the improbability field, strong illusion, and I leave something derived from a certain SCP in the cells, which convinces any viewing intelligence (that is, if you aren't me or HEX), that they are engiedrone and The Unremarkable Man, and acting normally. They are 'affected' by the improbability field preventing our being noticed, and contain very detailed thaumic and hardware-only sensors.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=CHARGE=
-21 / 50- Streamer?
-6 / 8- Isaac's MEGA BOMB
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I hug Isaac, and give him a Red Heart, restoring some HP.
=COMMAND=
Isaac uses BRIMSTONE BARRAGE on The Malice!
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: ???
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)