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Charges: 20/50 + 33/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
Ah... finally... Here we go again. Honestly, destroying entities is what I live for here. Now, Fseftr has given Wilson a total of +24 while I was gone. However, this poses a problem because Twin told me to not summon my final, ubertronic entity until trail 5. So, I'll summon something a little simplier just to use up the charge. (Really, this thing is essentially finger painting when compared to the Impressionist Muralism that is my final entity). However, let me dig out CogWynd's stats first to base this off of...
Winded: 105% - Command: Wild Slash the Malace and Redwalker.
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
So, I summon my new entity. I've had this idea for a long time actually. Pick a card, any card. I summon the Enchanted Deck. Its rather like the Blank Book, but with cards instead.
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place. Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades. I'll bind another myself this turn. I bind the Three of Diamonds to a triple blast effect.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
Discard pile: None
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
I melt some of the Ice Colossus by pointing out that Spring is coming.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 154$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 23/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x3 (lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (lvl1, fear)
Potion of fear OOO fermented Spider eye = ??? 1/2
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = ??? 1/3
Potion of Drowning O0O Potion of water weakness = Potion of Aquaphobia 2/3
Back in the laboratory, I'm talking to Wilson. "Have you ever looked up at the stars and wondered what they were?" They are massive spheres of light gases held together by gravity. Near the inside of them, the gases are fused together to form heavier gasses which releases a large amount of energy in the forms of heat and light. "Ah, good to know you've learned." Huh? What do you mean by that? "Ah, nothing. I'll be leaving now, but thank you for fixing up CogWynd while I was gone. Oh, and you've heard of Willow, haven't you? I've actually met her. I should tell you that story sometime." And with that, I take my leave. ... I still don't really know that much about that player but he seems to know a lot about me... strange... and creepy too..
Fixing CogWynd: 10/10 SPENT to heal CogWynd for maybe about 20,000.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Cataclysmic Fluxer 2/6
+1 to Amp x2.
A brief interlude is quite excellent.
I utilize The Enlightenment to examine the intricacies of the orchid missile on the Moonbase. Such as possible methods of deactivation, or merely annihilation from within a cell. If I cannot do this due to Binary's obfuscation, I do not use The Enlightenment.
I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet. This will hopefully stack with the minicrit from last turn.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth. Channelling the power of the Outer Gods, and the Deep One in particular, I annihilate The Malice with pure Grimdark energy. Such a feat was powered with the blood of demons. Well, not really. I reveal a bottle of a dark purple liquid. Remember when I told Eric I had found the Bard of Rage? Hah. I swear, you would usually expect two dozen laceration curses and twice as many immobilization hexes to keep somebody down. Alas, I learned that I was not truly, as one of your first human presidents put it (George Washington, I believe his name was. What kind of name is that?), 'down with the clown.' It ended up not being very pretty. Seven minutes of sustained fire from the Hazel Wand is quite an achievement. He still got away, unfortunately. I've got about ten more bottles of this stuff in storage with Piono's. Awfully potent in blood magic. Anyhow, I use the corrupted blood to infuse the Thorns momentarily with the essence of paradoxes. Dark purple runes fly across the Thorns. The essence of reality degrading before our very eyes seems to be a catalyst for nightmares. If I were more powerful, or resourceful, I could probably annihilate all life in a galaxy with this much blood. This is not the case, unfortunately. As such, I resign to localized blood magic tearing things to shreds. The paradox-imbued blood having momentarily infused the Thorns with the essence of chaos, I flick each Oglogothian thorn individually. Bursts of dark purple light tear into The Malice, annihilating it in a manner akin to a doomed reality. One could say its mind was terminal. An absolutely horrid honking sound reverberates around within The Malice, giving it the Fear debuff if it survives. The honking begins to exude from The Malice in exponential quantities. Dark purple runes, clearly of some eldritch origin, begin to appear around The Malice, slowly annihilating it, bit by bit. I watch, impassively, waiting for the thing to degrade into fragments of mere code.
I would reasonably say it is inevitable that the Godmodder shall achieve the rank of Ψ. I congratulate him preemptively. While it may make our lives much more dangerous, he should still be granted some degree of respect.
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
My Action: I finally get the Guardian Orbs up and running. 4 Guardian Orbs are added to the Perfect Sphere's modules. The Guardian Orbs have 20000 HP each, and can attack or heal for 4000 damage each. However, their main feature is to protect the Barriers: Damage to the Perfect Sphere's barriers is divided by the number of active Guardian Orbs plus 1 (so with all 4 up damage to the barriers is divided by 5!), and they also increase the amount of damage the outer shield absorbs each turn by 25% each, doubling its absorption power with all 4 guardian orbs active. (for all intents and purposes, the Outer Shield should regenerate fully at the end of each round).
Guardian Orbs: 20000/20000 HP x4 (improves defenses of Barriers)(increases power of Outer Shield)(weak attack or healing ability)
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation finds the Teraporter lying on the ground (I accidently hit Q just a few minutes earlier), and decides to see what would happen if they Alchemized it with Ender Explosives.
Ender Explosives || The Teraporter 1/????
Executor Action: Executor is finally able to return to action, and it uses its ultimate attack! It teleports its entire mass on top of the Godmodder, tele-fragging and crushing him at the same time! Unfortunately, Executor attacked a decoy godmodder, and its heavy mass means it cant go anywhere and is immobilized. The Perfect Sphere, seeing this as an opportunity, moves in and begins disassembling Executor to make more modules (the whole 50 post charge goes to an entity, NOT THE ATTACK!). After some work, the following modules are produced:
Aureus Spawner: 50000/50000 HP. Not so much a "spawner" as a hard-light projector array capable of producing many Shapes that can assualt targets with geometric doom. The Aureus Spawner produces 5000 units of shapes each round (each unit equals 1 HP when the shapes are attacked). The Perfect Sphere can change the types of shapes present at will (cant do it normally, but it was upgraded) into one of 4 types: Orbs (2 damage per unit), Triads (1 damage per unit, high chance to dodge attacks), Squares (defends the Perfect Sphere and anything inside the Sphere of Influence, deals 3 damage per unit against hostiles that attack the perfect sphere), and Radiants (5 damage per unit, suicide attack). Note that the shapes are intended as glass cannons stats-wise.
Support Systems: 20000/20000 HPx4. Random Systems of Executor that are relatively useless. Support systems can target a system of choice, repairing it for 1000 health and bodyguarding it against attack (hits against that system will go to the Support Systems defending it first). They can also be scrapped to repair another module for their full HP value, or hurled at an opposing entity for damage equal to the Support System's remaining health.
Lightning Modules: 10000/10000 HPx8. The primary offesnsive systems of Executor. Attacks for 1000 damage, and half of the damage dealt can be applied as healing to Perfect Sphere modules (leeching effects).
Tanker A2 Action: Shadow Flames, on Malice. The Tanker A2 then moves to bodyguard the Perfect Sphere.
Total modules added/module summary:
Guardian Orbs: 20000/20000 HPx4 (reduces damage to Barriers)(improves health of perfect shield)(weak attack or healing ability)
Aureus Spawner: 50000/50000 HP (spawns 5000 units of Shapes each round)
Support Systems: 20000/20000 HPx4 (defends and heals system of choice)(can be sacrificed for high damage or healing effect)
Lightning Modules: 10000/10000 HPx8 (1000 damage each, half of damage applied as healing to Perfect Sphere modules)
Shape Types:
Orb: 0 units (2 damage per unit)
Triads: 0 units (1 damage per unit, high dodge chance)
Squares: 0 units (3 damage per unit, can only attack units that attack Perfect Sphere modules)
Radiants: 0 units (5 damage per unit, suicide attack)
PS: Can you please put seperate modules on seperate lines? One solid block of text is confusing.
> Alchemies
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (2/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (4/8)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (10/10) YES!
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: Redwalker Reads Stupid and Weird Signs (Imagine this as a TTS video)
I force Redwalker to read some Stupid and Weird Signs!
Redwalker: "I am in range? In range of what?"
*I headshot Redwalker with Toxicide on polonium-294 mode, then use Chemoblast on Redwalker*
Cobalt: "In range of my sudden gunfire. Hahahahahahahaha!"
Redwalker: "You are being monitored. Hahahahaha-" Just then, I bring down a computer monitor made of osmiridium onto Redwalker's head at 20,000,000 m/s.
Cobalt: "Not so funny for you now, is it? Hahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi!"
Redwalker: "This sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign. What was the point of that? Oh, and it says death by SCP-409 ah-" I fire SCP-585-b on SCP-409 mode at Redwalker while doing a PLL time attack on the cube.
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I equip Scratch's Lament. I think it may be time to melt some sort of... Ice Colossus. As such, I summon a large amount of green plasma around the Ice Colossus. The stuff proceeds to melt the Colossus into whatever it is made of, whether it is ice, metal, flesh, or otherwise. The vibrant green plasma burns into the very existence of the Ice Colossus. This proves to be particularly problematic for the creature, as it is currently being melted by a minuscule fragment of a sun bigger than our universe, as well as that of two universes. Instead of firing a series of Green Sun-infused projectiles at the Ice Colossus, I shall merely cast a spell. Violet light envelops the Ice Colossus. When the aforementioned light fades, the creature is missing. It is currently within the surface layer of the Green Sun, and is likely suffering a horrible amount of burning, at the very least. That tends to occur when one is teleported inside of a star. Not even one twice the size of a universe. Merely a mundane star could melt one instantly. This shall probably fuse the plasma that was originally the physical body of the Ice Colossus with the star itself, an occurrence so rare as to have documented precedent. If the Ice Colossus serendipitously survives the endeavor, I teleport the being back. After doing so, I aggress the Ice Colossus with Scratch's Lament. The entity is continually bombarded by arrays of green plasma at completely random intervals. I flash-step some distance away from the Ice Colossus, before firing another blast at it. A monolithic blast of pure, unadulterated green. Tendrils of undulating green plasmic energy occasionally twitch off of the blast as it nears the Ice Colossus. The blast collides with the entity, transforming into pure destruction energy focused on bodily harm, pain, and annihilation. I replace Scratch's Lament with Fahrenheit -451. Utilizing the Freeze mode of the blade, I manipulate the frost of the Ice Colossus, assuming it has any upon or relative to its person, into a disadvantageous position. The positions all involve skewering the creature as swiftly as possible. The air around the two of us gets gradually cooler due to the influence of the blade. Arcane energy bursts from the Ice Colossus at my designation, befouling the entity with a thousand deadly pulsations of oblivion. I stab the Ice Colossus with Fahrenheit -451, and de-equip it.
I cast Maelstrombound on the Ice Colossus, for that matter.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I ask Erelye if I can borrow and/or duplicate a copy of The Enlightenment either inside or outside of Minecraftia. I then give him (the real-life version) a carefully calibrated Improbability Device. I think we can all deduce what it does, but I'll mention that it makes people unable to notice Erelye's meddling or scrying at the Moonbase or indeed at Binary...
I then sendificate the PG entities into their own specials, and sendificate the targets of those specials OUT of those specials, while they're in transit, utilizing the whole time travel thing I can do with the HALI arrays.
If my actions in the Moonbase were successful (and remember, the improbability field is active and will remain so (and continue to sustain its existence, continued function, and unnoticeability)), I teleport out to Universe 42-42i, which is set up for a Binaryproofed discussion.
==U 42-42i==
"Okay, I understand you may have been a LITTLE incensed. However, that was BLOODY STUPID. One does not launch frontal attacks on the superpower. One launches guerilla raids, especially well-covered-up ones. This was, in fact, one of those. Binary doesn't appear to have discovered it yet, at least..."
"Now, I'm going to drop you somewhere outside of Binary's influence, so you can avoid getting captured again. Do you have any preference?"
==Earth==
A complete clone of myself, that is not exhibiting Player-ness, and has been given a treatment similar to Zaphod Beeblebrox, applies to work at the Conclave. He is, of course, resistant to Binary's suggestions...But only when he needs to be. The locked part of his brain makes sure of that...
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I toss Netpatham a duplicated copy of the Trifected Ringwear, allowimg him to see anything in the Trifecta that's been visited by a player.
In the near future, courts of law go super fast. The Redwalker is put on trial for murdering Epona II, and is about to be convicted, when Phoenix Wright suddenly shows up and defends it, revealing that The Malice is the true culprit! It is summarily sentenced to death.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 2/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 2/??
Charges Inc. 23/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 5/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 13)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 7/10)
I have an idea...Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 1/11)
Let's take a look at that Crimson Flame thingy. Let's also give the Fungus-Man a nice beating with Hephaetus' Gate. Nothing like a massive door to bash people with.
> Alchemies
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (3/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (5/8)
(Bow && Bow && Bow && Bow) && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Quadbow? (1/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Assists
+2 to Tazz.
> Action: The EAS Deployment Call Center
I pull out my phone, dial the EAS Deployment Corporation and put it on speakerphone.
"Hello and thank you for calling the EAS Deployment Corporation. Your call is very important to us. To order something, dial 1. For a-" ❶ "You have selected to order. Press 1 to confirm or 2 to go back." ❶ "To order a service, press 1. To purchase a produ-" ❶ "For EAS Tones Deployment, press 1. For-" ❶ "Please wait while a call center worker gets back to you on your request." The phone begins to blare Justin Bieber music being sung by a prepubescent 10-year-old. To drown this out, I equip the Sevenalarm Armcannon and blast EAS Tones while firing at Redwalker and doing the legendary sub-10 OLL Time Attack. One and a half hours of waiting later, the call center worker picks up. "Welcome to the EAS Deployment Foundation. You wanted an order of EAS Tones Deployment?" "Yes. I would like them to be channeled directly into Redwalker's hearing systems. Redwalker is on the Battlefield in GodCraft." "It looks like your order could not be processed. I'll put you on hold with the Order Processing Difficulties station." More Justin Bieber music, so I blast more EAS Tones.
"You have reached the Order Processing Difficulties call station. Please state your difficulties." "Yes, the guy processing my order said it couldn't be processed." "We have no information on the matter. Please contact this number and tell them there is a problem with order 915562134" I dial the number he gave me and... "Welcome to the EAS Deployment Corporation Order Processing Center call station. What is the problem?" "Yes, there is a problem with order 915562134. It seems that it did not go throu-" "Let me look that up... No, there is no data for that order. I'll put you on hold." More terrible music, which I drown out with EAS Tones. Finally, someone picks up. "The data just came in. Please call the EAS Deployment Corporation's main office and ask for order 915562134. Tell them the code is 5155." "Okay, thank you." I call the EAS Deployment Corporation again. "Hello and thank you for calling the EAS Deployment Corporation. Your call is very important to us. To order something, dial 1. To hear EAS Tones, dial 2. For tech support, dial 3. To be put on hold indefinitely, dial 4. If you want to check on the state of a product order, dial 50. If you want to purchase EAS Tones Machines, dial 51. If you want to purchase EAS Tones V2 machines, dial 52." It goes on for hours. Finally... "If you want to check on an order, dial 8915523. To-" ❽❾❶❺❺❷❸ More squeaker singing Bieber. I drown this out with more EAS Tones.
"I would like to check on order 915562134, code 5155." "Yes. Your order still cannot proceed, as we do not deploy to the Battlefield at this time. Deployment to the Battlefield will begin in 5 hours." "YOU DIDN'T FREAKIN' TELL ME THAT THE FIRST TIME? SCREW YOU!" Empowered by the pure rage, I throw the phone at 0.999999999c into Redwalker. It crashes into him and sends him flying while embedding itself in Redwalker's chest. The phone somehow still works and a voice says, "We have received word that the previous statement about EAS Tones not being available is no longer true. Now deploying EAS Tones..." Suddenly, Redwalker hears ridiculously loud EAS Tones that overload its brain, causing major irreversible brain damage. "And as compensation for wasting your time, 20,000 more hours of EAS Tones will be deployed to the same target!" Redwalker immediately realizes that it cannot stop the EAS Tones and immediately destroys its entire hearing system. This does nothing to alleviate the EAS Tones, due to the fact that the EAS Tones are being projected directly into its brain.
I then use the Trifected Ringwear to view Binary's chamber, because technically Piono was still the player at that point. I then go to view the chamber in the present...Of course, there is an improbability field up, and I've somehow goosed the Trifected Ringwear into letting me hear Binary's thought processes sort of.
I then decide to ditch covert ops for a moment and merely blow some things up. Like, everything of Epona II that doesn't relate to the production of chests. If I can't do that, I appearificate the chest production gear , duplicate it, and sendificate it back, slightly out of joint so that it wrecks the rest of the 'bot when it next produces a chest.
I appearificate a Diamond Chest and open it. I wonder what's inside...
Cooldown II
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Binary's Moonbase, right now:
{{I somewhat doubt Net's thing'll work, given that it looks like overt godmodding to me, and honestly am not sure I actually want it to, but should it do so, here's my response.}
"It was hardly intended as an assault. It was a quiet infiltration, and then the entire military happened."
He packs his new bedrock secondary armor into a backpack, which he slings over a shoulder, then retracts the helmet and gauntlets of his low-profile armor, returning himself to an exceedingly Unremarkable youngish man in cargo pants and a raincoat. No, really, you're looking right at him and with his gear put away would still fail to single him out in a group. He is the most completely normal person you have ever seen, except of course this does not strike you as odd, because he is so very Unremarkable.
"There is to my knowledge nowhere free of Binary's influence. I suggest we set something up."}}
{Assuming that don't work, I do this instead:}
In two power-armor boosted and incredibly fast swipes of his Adminium knife the Unremarkable Man cuts the middle out of every single bar, then launches himself through the gap, rolling and raising his gun as he hits the ground on the other side, every system searching for a threat, eyes and organic brain looking for a good path.
The Battlefield, right now:
I lower my various weapons for a moment, beginning to feel my wounds, pulling bits and pieces of Vord out of gaps in my armor, and generally performing first aid on myself to avoid death when the Godmodder gets back.
All charges progress!
That one elf guy gets some more shiny +1 things!
The Anachron Biolabs, right now:
H3's voice is strange, coming from the impassive black of Amp's armor.
"I 4m afraid this ha1f of the Amp/Zand Split was far l3ss erudite than hi5 dou6le to be9in with, and at this poin7 his nervous system is he1d tog3ther with the nanitic equiv41ent of duct tap3 and zip ties. His medical nani7es eat malign4nt canc3rs for fuel, otherwi5e this body would be dead, and I would have rep1aced it for him, making him more inte11igent and b37ter capable of fighting. Therefore I will be deciding, rather than him or the Elf mi15ec gene-bu7cher."
The machinery of the vast room turns on, all at once, with a rumbling gurgle of viscous fluid and somewhat overengineered mechanics.
"And so, should the Lord-Archmage inform me of his thaumotechnics' function and his preference with regard to the reproductive overhaul of his entire species, for Engineer Lothyra is only a fifty percent majority, we can begin. All the system needs is complete integration with all components, and those few billions of bytes that comprise a genome."
It strikes you as odd that his normally heavily digitized, error ridden voice was without flaw for several sentences there.
Ilyen speaks up again, apparently unfazed by the godlike computer's estimation of his chosen profession.
"Indeed, there are thousands of such worlds. The Lord Engineer made it his business to travel them, and there he gained much of the knowledge you see used here. Not all are even digital in nature, some found their source in the books of skilled authors, or even the mere thoughts of the brilliant."
"My own home was of little enough interest, before the Corporation and the Lord Engineer came to war. I can even send you the software from whence it came, strange as it feels to watch over my home plane like a god."
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Cataclysmic Fluxer 4/6
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone two Splash Potions of Augmentation.
I start a large charge, as to not waste the shiny +1-s I am granted so graciously every turn. 1/50.
If at all possible, I send as many guards in the Moonbase as possible into the realms of unconsciousness utilizing spells and mind powers. If I cannot knock every one unconscious, I send the ones nearest to the cells of the drone and the Unremarkable Man into unconsciousness. Yes, I am attempting this interuniversally. If I can do so from that point, I attempt to disable and/or silence any alarm systems if the guards are all unconscious. That's probably as far as I will get, assuming I can do anything at all. There is some sort of ban on interacting with Earth Prime, is there not?
@Netpatham: You can clone it, though Generic's charity has made it obsolete, safe for the fact that the Enlightenment can view anything, anywhere, at any point on the timeline. As for the situation involving real me, I shall assume you mean present me, the me on the timeline currently playing Minecraft on a meteor in the Furthest Ring, waiting for some sort of reprieve in Lord English's destruction, and not the past me who has traveled to the Battlefield (the me committing the attack below), nor my Minecraft avatar. I doubt an Improbability Device shall disable Binary's effects, but it may help, assuming this thing is not calibrated to explode upon an automated system. Thanks, assuming this is not an assassination attempt.
Kalare:
I borrow both The Enlightenment and The Braineraser from the inventory of my present self. For that matter, I liked the feeding of the afflicted's brain to the Outer Gods, but that can wait for later, I believe. I peer into the mind of the Fungus-Man; my abilities to do so likely came from my mythological role, and thusly one of the voices in my head. I escape the part of the mushroom creature's mind devoted to synaptic functions utilizing The Enlightenment. Every single one of his thoughts and decisions is at my disposal already. Theoretically speaking, I could just stop his neurons from firing, killing him in seconds, but that seems ridiculous. The advantage shall come from within the mind of the opposition. I peruse the halls of memory within the brain of the Fungus-Man, attempting to find something relative to decisions. My influence is undoubtedly within the Fungus-Man's cerebrum at this point. I examine every single one of the being's decisions to formulate a somewhat-accurate map of the Fungus-Man's battle strategy in all regards seen thus far. This strategy can be annihilated, perhaps, but I am more concerned on the destruction of the brain in its entirety. This can occur within moments. I turn the pages of the time to face the white sphere otherwise known as The Enlightenment. The power if the time sears the very thoughts of the unfortunate Fungus-Man. I, acting under the instruction of the Outer Gods, proceed to pour Nightmare Fuel on the book whilst the above attack occurs. As such, half of the mind is sent to the Outer Gods as some sort of sacrifice, and the other half, primarily the cerebrum, is annihilated entirely, already devoid of memory and decisions. I swiftly close the Braineraser. The Fungus-Man collapses to the ground, inexplicably suffering from some sort of extreme brain trauma. It is almost as if he just suddenly lost his brain. This is, of course, true in the entirety. I teleport the body of the Fungus-Man to the Outer Gods as well with a quick muttering.
Ual jois ea'oiche thara.
Upon making that statement, a shadow nearby the body of the Fungus-Man extends a shadowy tentacle around him, dragging him into a heretofore unseen abyss, which is obviously a portal to the Furthest Ring, which quickly closes. For all we know, the Outer Gods have not devoured him, and have merely made him a lesser servant. For all we know, he has amalgamated with Nrub'yiglith, or perhaps the remnants of Fluthlu. For all we know, he is merely dead.
I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball whether or not Netpatham's Improbability Device is an assassination attempt. If it is, I vaporize the device with a quick curse.
I alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Doom Essence 1/???. Perhaps it would be adequate to add the ability to view all locations in doomed timelines to The Enlightenment as well.
The Anachron:
I nod at H3's statement on my equipment.
Very well. The thaumotechnological devices are designed in a very simplistic manner. The centralized one containing the tube is designed to contain and manipulate the raw genetic slurry of several different elves to generate fertilized genetic material capable of spawning an embryo over time. This will be required for the propagation of the initial clones, transferring the aforementioned slurry we shall create into material capable of becoming what we desire in the project. Secondly, the device with the arcane-organic manipulation block projects a thankfully stabilized arcane diffusion aura when active, in case any of the elves resultant of our endeavors control large amounts of psionic power. Thirdly, the VEC-PS based energetic infuser is designed to roughly replicate the conditions of Vetas when active, so that we do not have to deal with whatever conditions and health effects might occur to the fruits of our project without a controlled climate. That is all regarding the function of my equipment. Regarding my preferences for reproduction, the reproductive systems should, if copied from the original genome, be adequate. Shall we begin?
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I Finally got the Super Smash Ball Before we all Teleported and after we got Teleported my Super Smash ball is Still There and i am readying for a Powerful Combo with my Steel Diamond Katana for 10K to 25K Damage to The Malice Temporarily Raises Damage to All PGs by 1500 Damage and i Know about Fail Mage He is a AG He has 500 HP Needed to Defend him at all Costs but he has a Most Powerful Spell called EPIC FAIL which Deals over 50K Damage to a PG Entity but has a Very Low Rate of Success (10% Chance) if He Dies he will Blow himself up for 10000 Damage to the PG Attacker The Godmodder is Immune to these attacks
Total Damage so Far: 44750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Super Regen Potion is Made!
Response to TB Quote Hi-Potion is a Stronger Version of Healing Potion but Weaker than Super Healing Potion
A huge literal heat wave suddenly crashes into the battlefield, as a huge, buzzing, scaly insect comes flying out of nowhere. It's huge compound eyes gaze upon the PGs, and the beast's scales quickly shift into a brownish color with orange-hot highlights before reverting back to green again.
Insect Science:
The Dragonfly has 2 states:
Passive State:In it's passive state, the Dragonfly will calmly buzz around, spitting lava at non-AG entities. The lava deals no actual damage, but lits the target on fire. When the Dragonfly is on the Battlefield, anything killed by fire will drop an amount of Ash. The more Max Health the dead entity has, the more Ash it will drop. The Dragonfly will eat the Ash to heal itself when below max health. It will eat more ash when in Passive State than when in Active Statel. It can eat up to 3 Ash per turn in Passive State.
Active State:If an entity attacks the Dragonfly, it will enter Active State. In this state it will fiercely attack anything non-AG, and will only calm down after not getting attacked for 3 turns. It's attacks have a large chance to light entities on fire. Attacking it in this state also has a small chance to light the attacker on fire. The Dragonfly also has a 3-turn chargeup attack, Ring of Fire, that lits 3-5 entities on fire. It will also charge this attack while in Passive State, But only use it in Active State. In this state it can only eat 1 Ash per turn.
"Well, that ended specTACularly. Now then, let's see, battlefield statistics..."
Calculating...
Calculating...
Calcu-
Engietech army currently exceeding 2 million health.
"...Holy [REDACTED]."
"SO, HOW'D IT GO?"
"Vord got wrecked. GG no re."
"THAT'S A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING YOU GOT THOUSANDS OF PERSONNEL KILLED."
"Well, they weren't ALL personnel. The dragonfly drones, do THEY count?"
"WELL, THEY ARE SENTIENT."
"...Oh. Right."
Without another word, I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting Redwalker, or The Malice if the former happens to be dead.
-The Moon-
[If NETDOTHING = True]
"Peacefully? How un-fun. I would have made a point to slaughter the guards."
The sound of internal systems whirring drowns out any response for a minute.
"Also, I have a hunch about that place."
[If NETDOTHING = False, ERELYEDOTHING = True]
"Oh, cool."
The drone flash-steps out of the cell, immediately making it a point to slaughter the unconscious guards because why not.
[If NETDOTHING = False, ERELYEDOTHING = False]
"That's way too many bars to fool around with."
In response to my statement, all of the bars immediately fly outwards and away from me.
"So magnets."
Out of the depths of the Meat Factory of Zone 1 comes Pentel, also known as The Butcher. An almost unstoppable hacking and slashing force, the heads he's collected now serve as trophies on his shelf.
Pentel works kind of like a summoned Felt member from the Sacred Poolballs. He is a PG entity that will do massive damage with his attacks for five rounds. For backstory reasons he can't be killed and simply disappears after the five rounds have passed. Time to dismember!
> R. K.: Uses the pills gained from my 50 point charge up there to completely heal PG entities and overheal all PG and N players.
> Alchemies
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (4/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (6/8)
(Bow && Bow && Bow && Bow) && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Quadbow? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: [YTP] TASscrew Jailbreaks Redwalker's Brain
I begin to screw with the mind of Redwalker, or if he is dead I target the Ice Colossus instead. If you haven't noticed, Redwalker happens to be the one I decided to target this turn.
I begin by pulling out Sacra Geometria, which is somehow easier to manipulate than the Origin Wands for me (hey, I'm the guy whose Minecraft avatar could beat Feliks Zemdegs and Mats Valk combined at 2x2-10x10 despite using Fridrich and Reduction, I should [insert name of Proto-Indo-European deity here]-damn well be able to fingertrick my way through summoning stuff on a 3x3x3), and summon a giant golden screw with high angular velocity in such a manner that it will screw itself into Redwalker's head. This causes it to dig straight through Redwalker and allow a neurotoxin to activate in its brain.
The neurotoxin "jailbreaks" Redwalker's entire brain, allowing it to take control, similar to the way in which TASbot jailbreaked an entire SNES running a Super Game Boy running Pokémon Red simply by inputting buttons. Using this, it transfers control to a specially designed set of reflexes and ingrained memories that had already been "loaded" into the brain by the neurotoxin. The functional part of Redwalker's mind is now almost identical to the Karoshi Suicide Salaryman's, and its quest is to commit suicide. However, it must commit suicide in what it thinks is the most spectacular manner, which actually is the most embarassing thing possible: getting cherry tapped. I disguise myself as a random noob and watch as he comes up to me, while I am in the Steve-skin disguise. I immediately break out of it and put on my Glitch-Proof Armor, with the Sevenalarm Armcannon in one hand and Toxicide in the other. Seeing me, its first reflex is to run away. However, the neurotoxin has lessened the "fight or flight" reflex and replaced it with a "do the flop on sensing danger" reflex. Redwalker falls to the ground, where a small puddle of fluoroantimonic acid rests over a Teflon-coated patch of ground. The puddle of fluoroantimonic acid dissolves its face.
The final blow is the neurotoxin causing seemingly random neurons to fire, causing it to vomit, urinate and defecate in its pants while flailing around. However, the randomness is pre-generated and weighted to cause it to crawl north. It just so happens that the way I have positioned myself means Redwalker will crawl into a deep pit with fluoroantimonic acid in the bottom half of the pit! Just as Redwalker is falling into the pit, the neurotoxin immediately undoes what it did to Redwalker's brain, restoring control to its brain and allowing it to feel the fear. It leaves Redwalker with one extra piece of knowledge: there is fluoroantimonic acid at the bottom of this pit, and fluoroantimonic acid is the strongest known acid. I run up to the edge of the pit and take an elevator that is right next to the pit down. As the elevator descends, it reveals a bunch of holes going down a quarter of the depth of the pit. I begin to fire Toxicide and the Sevenalarm Armcannon at Redwalker as I descend, catching up to him and slowing down to match its speed. The elevator reaches the bottom, coinciding with the end of the holes, before reversing up. As I ascend on the elevator, I hear a splash and Redwalker screaming as the fluoroantimonic acid dissolves its entire body.
> Author's Note
I swear Erelye's wall-of-texts are rubbing off on me. Oh, and did I mention beating up Redwalker is fun?
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Ah... finally... Here we go again. Honestly, destroying entities is what I live for here. Now, Fseftr has given Wilson a total of +24 while I was gone. However, this poses a problem because Twin told me to not summon my final, ubertronic entity until trail 5. So, I'll summon something a little simplier just to use up the charge. (Really, this thing is essentially finger painting when compared to the Impressionist Muralism that is my final entity). However, let me dig out CogWynd's stats first to base this off of...
Winded: 105% - Command: Wild Slash the Malace and Redwalker.
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
So, I summon my new entity. I've had this idea for a long time actually. Pick a card, any card. I summon the Enchanted Deck. Its rather like the Blank Book, but with cards instead.
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place. Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades. I'll bind another myself this turn. I bind the Three of Diamonds to a triple blast effect.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
Discard pile: None
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
I melt some of the Ice Colossus by pointing out that Spring is coming.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x3 (lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (lvl1, fear)
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = ??? 1/3
Potion of Drowning O0O Potion of water weakness = Potion of Aquaphobia 2/3
Back in the laboratory, I'm talking to Wilson. "Have you ever looked up at the stars and wondered what they were?" They are massive spheres of light gases held together by gravity. Near the inside of them, the gases are fused together to form heavier gasses which releases a large amount of energy in the forms of heat and light. "Ah, good to know you've learned." Huh? What do you mean by that? "Ah, nothing. I'll be leaving now, but thank you for fixing up CogWynd while I was gone. Oh, and you've heard of Willow, haven't you? I've actually met her. I should tell you that story sometime." And with that, I take my leave. ... I still don't really know that much about that player but he seems to know a lot about me... strange... and creepy too..
Fixing CogWynd: 10/10 SPENT to heal CogWynd for maybe about 20,000.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Cirrusstrikers && Waterfists && Frostbiters (4/6)
HHydrahands && Cirrusstrikers && Kuncklerocks (3/7)
16/30 Vicious Overture
8/20 Deviljho
What?
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Cataclysmic Fluxer 2/6
+1 to Amp x2.
A brief interlude is quite excellent.
I utilize The Enlightenment to examine the intricacies of the orchid missile on the Moonbase. Such as possible methods of deactivation, or merely annihilation from within a cell. If I cannot do this due to Binary's obfuscation, I do not use The Enlightenment.
I smash a Splash Potion of Augmentation at my feet. This will hopefully stack with the minicrit from last turn.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth. Channelling the power of the Outer Gods, and the Deep One in particular, I annihilate The Malice with pure Grimdark energy. Such a feat was powered with the blood of demons. Well, not really. I reveal a bottle of a dark purple liquid. Remember when I told Eric I had found the Bard of Rage? Hah. I swear, you would usually expect two dozen laceration curses and twice as many immobilization hexes to keep somebody down. Alas, I learned that I was not truly, as one of your first human presidents put it (George Washington, I believe his name was. What kind of name is that?), 'down with the clown.' It ended up not being very pretty. Seven minutes of sustained fire from the Hazel Wand is quite an achievement. He still got away, unfortunately. I've got about ten more bottles of this stuff in storage with Piono's. Awfully potent in blood magic. Anyhow, I use the corrupted blood to infuse the Thorns momentarily with the essence of paradoxes. Dark purple runes fly across the Thorns. The essence of reality degrading before our very eyes seems to be a catalyst for nightmares. If I were more powerful, or resourceful, I could probably annihilate all life in a galaxy with this much blood. This is not the case, unfortunately. As such, I resign to localized blood magic tearing things to shreds. The paradox-imbued blood having momentarily infused the Thorns with the essence of chaos, I flick each Oglogothian thorn individually. Bursts of dark purple light tear into The Malice, annihilating it in a manner akin to a doomed reality. One could say its mind was terminal. An absolutely horrid honking sound reverberates around within The Malice, giving it the Fear debuff if it survives. The honking begins to exude from The Malice in exponential quantities. Dark purple runes, clearly of some eldritch origin, begin to appear around The Malice, slowly annihilating it, bit by bit. I watch, impassively, waiting for the thing to degrade into fragments of mere code.
I would reasonably say it is inevitable that the Godmodder shall achieve the rank of Ψ. I congratulate him preemptively. While it may make our lives much more dangerous, he should still be granted some degree of respect.
50/50 Executor
36/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I finally get the Guardian Orbs up and running. 4 Guardian Orbs are added to the Perfect Sphere's modules. The Guardian Orbs have 20000 HP each, and can attack or heal for 4000 damage each. However, their main feature is to protect the Barriers: Damage to the Perfect Sphere's barriers is divided by the number of active Guardian Orbs plus 1 (so with all 4 up damage to the barriers is divided by 5!), and they also increase the amount of damage the outer shield absorbs each turn by 25% each, doubling its absorption power with all 4 guardian orbs active. (for all intents and purposes, the Outer Shield should regenerate fully at the end of each round).
Guardian Orbs: 20000/20000 HP x4 (improves defenses of Barriers)(increases power of Outer Shield)(weak attack or healing ability)
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation finds the Teraporter lying on the ground (I accidently hit Q just a few minutes earlier), and decides to see what would happen if they Alchemized it with Ender Explosives.
Ender Explosives || The Teraporter 1/????
Executor Action: Executor is finally able to return to action, and it uses its ultimate attack! It teleports its entire mass on top of the Godmodder, tele-fragging and crushing him at the same time! Unfortunately, Executor attacked a decoy godmodder, and its heavy mass means it cant go anywhere and is immobilized. The Perfect Sphere, seeing this as an opportunity, moves in and begins disassembling Executor to make more modules (the whole 50 post charge goes to an entity, NOT THE ATTACK!). After some work, the following modules are produced:
Aureus Spawner: 50000/50000 HP. Not so much a "spawner" as a hard-light projector array capable of producing many Shapes that can assualt targets with geometric doom. The Aureus Spawner produces 5000 units of shapes each round (each unit equals 1 HP when the shapes are attacked). The Perfect Sphere can change the types of shapes present at will (cant do it normally, but it was upgraded) into one of 4 types: Orbs (2 damage per unit), Triads (1 damage per unit, high chance to dodge attacks), Squares (defends the Perfect Sphere and anything inside the Sphere of Influence, deals 3 damage per unit against hostiles that attack the perfect sphere), and Radiants (5 damage per unit, suicide attack). Note that the shapes are intended as glass cannons stats-wise.
Support Systems: 20000/20000 HPx4. Random Systems of Executor that are relatively useless. Support systems can target a system of choice, repairing it for 1000 health and bodyguarding it against attack (hits against that system will go to the Support Systems defending it first). They can also be scrapped to repair another module for their full HP value, or hurled at an opposing entity for damage equal to the Support System's remaining health.
Lightning Modules: 10000/10000 HPx8. The primary offesnsive systems of Executor. Attacks for 1000 damage, and half of the damage dealt can be applied as healing to Perfect Sphere modules (leeching effects).
Tanker A2 Action: Shadow Flames, on Malice. The Tanker A2 then moves to bodyguard the Perfect Sphere.
Total modules added/module summary:
Guardian Orbs: 20000/20000 HPx4 (reduces damage to Barriers)(improves health of perfect shield)(weak attack or healing ability)
Aureus Spawner: 50000/50000 HP (spawns 5000 units of Shapes each round)
Support Systems: 20000/20000 HPx4 (defends and heals system of choice)(can be sacrificed for high damage or healing effect)
Lightning Modules: 10000/10000 HPx8 (1000 damage each, half of damage applied as healing to Perfect Sphere modules)
Shape Types:
Orb: 0 units (2 damage per unit)
Triads: 0 units (1 damage per unit, high dodge chance)
Squares: 0 units (3 damage per unit, can only attack units that attack Perfect Sphere modules)
Radiants: 0 units (5 damage per unit, suicide attack)
PS: Can you please put seperate modules on seperate lines? One solid block of text is confusing.
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (2/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (4/8)
Scribe's Wands && SCP-2046 && SCP-2300 = Mental Element (10/10) YES!
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: Redwalker Reads Stupid and Weird Signs (Imagine this as a TTS video)
Redwalker: "I am in range? In range of what?"
*I headshot Redwalker with Toxicide on polonium-294 mode, then use Chemoblast on Redwalker*
Redwalker: "You are being monitored. Hahahahaha-" Just then, I bring down a computer monitor made of osmiridium onto Redwalker's head at 20,000,000 m/s.
Cobalt: "Not so funny for you now, is it? Hahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi!"
Redwalker: "This sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign. What was the point of that? Oh, and it says death by SCP-409 ah-" I fire SCP-585-b on SCP-409 mode at Redwalker while doing a PLL time attack on the cube.
1/50 {REDACTED}
2/??? Ender Explosives || The Teraporter
My Action: I use a Shield Regenerator to, well, regenerate the Tanker A2's shields.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation attempts to sabotage the Trials by throwing a Nuke at the pillar thing that does the next trial.
Tanker A2 Action: Concussion Spheres against a random PG entity.
Cataclysmic Fluxer 3/6
+1 to Amp x2.
I equip Scratch's Lament. I think it may be time to melt some sort of... Ice Colossus. As such, I summon a large amount of green plasma around the Ice Colossus. The stuff proceeds to melt the Colossus into whatever it is made of, whether it is ice, metal, flesh, or otherwise. The vibrant green plasma burns into the very existence of the Ice Colossus. This proves to be particularly problematic for the creature, as it is currently being melted by a minuscule fragment of a sun bigger than our universe, as well as that of two universes. Instead of firing a series of Green Sun-infused projectiles at the Ice Colossus, I shall merely cast a spell. Violet light envelops the Ice Colossus. When the aforementioned light fades, the creature is missing. It is currently within the surface layer of the Green Sun, and is likely suffering a horrible amount of burning, at the very least. That tends to occur when one is teleported inside of a star. Not even one twice the size of a universe. Merely a mundane star could melt one instantly. This shall probably fuse the plasma that was originally the physical body of the Ice Colossus with the star itself, an occurrence so rare as to have documented precedent. If the Ice Colossus serendipitously survives the endeavor, I teleport the being back. After doing so, I aggress the Ice Colossus with Scratch's Lament. The entity is continually bombarded by arrays of green plasma at completely random intervals. I flash-step some distance away from the Ice Colossus, before firing another blast at it. A monolithic blast of pure, unadulterated green. Tendrils of undulating green plasmic energy occasionally twitch off of the blast as it nears the Ice Colossus. The blast collides with the entity, transforming into pure destruction energy focused on bodily harm, pain, and annihilation. I replace Scratch's Lament with Fahrenheit -451. Utilizing the Freeze mode of the blade, I manipulate the frost of the Ice Colossus, assuming it has any upon or relative to its person, into a disadvantageous position. The positions all involve skewering the creature as swiftly as possible. The air around the two of us gets gradually cooler due to the influence of the blade. Arcane energy bursts from the Ice Colossus at my designation, befouling the entity with a thousand deadly pulsations of oblivion. I stab the Ice Colossus with Fahrenheit -451, and de-equip it.
I cast Maelstrombound on the Ice Colossus, for that matter.
I then sendificate the PG entities into their own specials, and sendificate the targets of those specials OUT of those specials, while they're in transit, utilizing the whole time travel thing I can do with the HALI arrays.
If my actions in the Moonbase were successful (and remember, the improbability field is active and will remain so (and continue to sustain its existence, continued function, and unnoticeability)), I teleport out to Universe 42-42i, which is set up for a Binaryproofed discussion.
==U 42-42i==
"Okay, I understand you may have been a LITTLE incensed. However, that was BLOODY STUPID. One does not launch frontal attacks on the superpower. One launches guerilla raids, especially well-covered-up ones. This was, in fact, one of those. Binary doesn't appear to have discovered it yet, at least..."
"Now, I'm going to drop you somewhere outside of Binary's influence, so you can avoid getting captured again. Do you have any preference?"
==Earth==
A complete clone of myself, that is not exhibiting Player-ness, and has been given a treatment similar to Zaphod Beeblebrox, applies to work at the Conclave. He is, of course, resistant to Binary's suggestions...But only when he needs to be. The locked part of his brain makes sure of that...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
In the near future, courts of law go super fast. The Redwalker is put on trial for murdering Epona II, and is about to be convicted, when Phoenix Wright suddenly shows up and defends it, revealing that The Malice is the true culprit! It is summarily sentenced to death.
Potion Airdropper && Azure Essence 2/??
The Bulletdome && Azure Essence 2/??
Charges Inc. 23/50
All-Thieving Eye >Fine 5/10 (Magic Cueball Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 13)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Mozart's Beauty, 48/50
The Withering > Fine = Brine (Level 10: 7/11)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 7/10)
I have an idea...Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 1/11)
Let's take a look at that Crimson Flame thingy. Let's also give the Fungus-Man a nice beating with Hephaetus' Gate. Nothing like a massive door to bash people with.
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (3/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (5/8)
(Bow && Bow && Bow && Bow) && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Quadbow? (1/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Assists
+2 to Tazz.
> Action: The EAS Deployment Call Center
I pull out my phone, dial the EAS Deployment Corporation and put it on speakerphone.
"Hello and thank you for calling the EAS Deployment Corporation. Your call is very important to us. To order something, dial 1. For a-" ❶ "You have selected to order. Press 1 to confirm or 2 to go back." ❶ "To order a service, press 1. To purchase a produ-" ❶ "For EAS Tones Deployment, press 1. For-" ❶ "Please wait while a call center worker gets back to you on your request." The phone begins to blare Justin Bieber music being sung by a prepubescent 10-year-old. To drown this out, I equip the Sevenalarm Armcannon and blast EAS Tones while firing at Redwalker and doing the legendary sub-10 OLL Time Attack. One and a half hours of waiting later, the call center worker picks up. "Welcome to the EAS Deployment Foundation. You wanted an order of EAS Tones Deployment?" "Yes. I would like them to be channeled directly into Redwalker's hearing systems. Redwalker is on the Battlefield in GodCraft." "It looks like your order could not be processed. I'll put you on hold with the Order Processing Difficulties station." More Justin Bieber music, so I blast more EAS Tones.
"You have reached the Order Processing Difficulties call station. Please state your difficulties." "Yes, the guy processing my order said it couldn't be processed." "We have no information on the matter. Please contact this number and tell them there is a problem with order 915562134" I dial the number he gave me and... "Welcome to the EAS Deployment Corporation Order Processing Center call station. What is the problem?" "Yes, there is a problem with order 915562134. It seems that it did not go throu-" "Let me look that up... No, there is no data for that order. I'll put you on hold." More terrible music, which I drown out with EAS Tones. Finally, someone picks up. "The data just came in. Please call the EAS Deployment Corporation's main office and ask for order 915562134. Tell them the code is 5155." "Okay, thank you." I call the EAS Deployment Corporation again. "Hello and thank you for calling the EAS Deployment Corporation. Your call is very important to us. To order something, dial 1. To hear EAS Tones, dial 2. For tech support, dial 3. To be put on hold indefinitely, dial 4. If you want to check on the state of a product order, dial 50. If you want to purchase EAS Tones Machines, dial 51. If you want to purchase EAS Tones V2 machines, dial 52." It goes on for hours. Finally... "If you want to check on an order, dial 8915523. To-" ❽❾❶❺❺❷❸ More squeaker singing Bieber. I drown this out with more EAS Tones.
"I would like to check on order 915562134, code 5155." "Yes. Your order still cannot proceed, as we do not deploy to the Battlefield at this time. Deployment to the Battlefield will begin in 5 hours." "YOU DIDN'T FREAKIN' TELL ME THAT THE FIRST TIME? SCREW YOU!" Empowered by the pure rage, I throw the phone at 0.999999999c into Redwalker. It crashes into him and sends him flying while embedding itself in Redwalker's chest. The phone somehow still works and a voice says, "We have received word that the previous statement about EAS Tones not being available is no longer true. Now deploying EAS Tones..." Suddenly, Redwalker hears ridiculously loud EAS Tones that overload its brain, causing major irreversible brain damage. "And as compensation for wasting your time, 20,000 more hours of EAS Tones will be deployed to the same target!" Redwalker immediately realizes that it cannot stop the EAS Tones and immediately destroys its entire hearing system. This does nothing to alleviate the EAS Tones, due to the fact that the EAS Tones are being projected directly into its brain.
I then use the Trifected Ringwear to view Binary's chamber, because technically Piono was still the player at that point. I then go to view the chamber in the present...Of course, there is an improbability field up, and I've somehow goosed the Trifected Ringwear into letting me hear Binary's thought processes sort of.
I then decide to ditch covert ops for a moment and merely blow some things up. Like, everything of Epona II that doesn't relate to the production of chests. If I can't do that, I appearificate the chest production gear , duplicate it, and sendificate it back, slightly out of joint so that it wrecks the rest of the 'bot when it next produces a chest.
Supply Chest Production Equipment ++ Time-Shenanigan Enabled Sendappearificator == Instant Supply Dropper.
I appearificate a Diamond Chest and open it. I wonder what's inside...
Cooldown II
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
{{I somewhat doubt Net's thing'll work, given that it looks like overt godmodding to me, and honestly am not sure I actually want it to, but should it do so, here's my response.}
"It was hardly intended as an assault. It was a quiet infiltration, and then the entire military happened."
He packs his new bedrock secondary armor into a backpack, which he slings over a shoulder, then retracts the helmet and gauntlets of his low-profile armor, returning himself to an exceedingly Unremarkable youngish man in cargo pants and a raincoat. No, really, you're looking right at him and with his gear put away would still fail to single him out in a group. He is the most completely normal person you have ever seen, except of course this does not strike you as odd, because he is so very Unremarkable.
"There is to my knowledge nowhere free of Binary's influence. I suggest we set something up."}}
{Assuming that don't work, I do this instead:}
In two power-armor boosted and incredibly fast swipes of his Adminium knife the Unremarkable Man cuts the middle out of every single bar, then launches himself through the gap, rolling and raising his gun as he hits the ground on the other side, every system searching for a threat, eyes and organic brain looking for a good path.
The Battlefield, right now:
I lower my various weapons for a moment, beginning to feel my wounds, pulling bits and pieces of Vord out of gaps in my armor, and generally performing first aid on myself to avoid death when the Godmodder gets back.
All charges progress!
That one elf guy gets some more shiny +1 things!
The Anachron Biolabs, right now:
H3's voice is strange, coming from the impassive black of Amp's armor.
"I 4m afraid this ha1f of the Amp/Zand Split was far l3ss erudite than hi5 dou6le to be9in with, and at this poin7 his nervous system is he1d tog3ther with the nanitic equiv41ent of duct tap3 and zip ties. His medical nani7es eat malign4nt canc3rs for fuel, otherwi5e this body would be dead, and I would have rep1aced it for him, making him more inte11igent and b37ter capable of fighting. Therefore I will be deciding, rather than him or the Elf mi15ec gene-bu7cher."
The machinery of the vast room turns on, all at once, with a rumbling gurgle of viscous fluid and somewhat overengineered mechanics.
"And so, should the Lord-Archmage inform me of his thaumotechnics' function and his preference with regard to the reproductive overhaul of his entire species, for Engineer Lothyra is only a fifty percent majority, we can begin. All the system needs is complete integration with all components, and those few billions of bytes that comprise a genome."
It strikes you as odd that his normally heavily digitized, error ridden voice was without flaw for several sentences there.
Ilyen speaks up again, apparently unfazed by the godlike computer's estimation of his chosen profession.
"Indeed, there are thousands of such worlds. The Lord Engineer made it his business to travel them, and there he gained much of the knowledge you see used here. Not all are even digital in nature, some found their source in the books of skilled authors, or even the mere thoughts of the brilliant."
"My own home was of little enough interest, before the Corporation and the Lord Engineer came to war. I can even send you the software from whence it came, strange as it feels to watch over my home plane like a god."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Cataclysmic Fluxer 4/6
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone two Splash Potions of Augmentation.
I start a large charge, as to not waste the shiny +1-s I am granted so graciously every turn. 1/50.
If at all possible, I send as many guards in the Moonbase as possible into the realms of unconsciousness utilizing spells and mind powers. If I cannot knock every one unconscious, I send the ones nearest to the cells of the drone and the Unremarkable Man into unconsciousness. Yes, I am attempting this interuniversally. If I can do so from that point, I attempt to disable and/or silence any alarm systems if the guards are all unconscious. That's probably as far as I will get, assuming I can do anything at all. There is some sort of ban on interacting with Earth Prime, is there not?
@Netpatham: You can clone it, though Generic's charity has made it obsolete, safe for the fact that the Enlightenment can view anything, anywhere, at any point on the timeline. As for the situation involving real me, I shall assume you mean present me, the me on the timeline currently playing Minecraft on a meteor in the Furthest Ring, waiting for some sort of reprieve in Lord English's destruction, and not the past me who has traveled to the Battlefield (the me committing the attack below), nor my Minecraft avatar. I doubt an Improbability Device shall disable Binary's effects, but it may help, assuming this thing is not calibrated to explode upon an automated system. Thanks, assuming this is not an assassination attempt.
Kalare:
I borrow both The Enlightenment and The Braineraser from the inventory of my present self. For that matter, I liked the feeding of the afflicted's brain to the Outer Gods, but that can wait for later, I believe. I peer into the mind of the Fungus-Man; my abilities to do so likely came from my mythological role, and thusly one of the voices in my head. I escape the part of the mushroom creature's mind devoted to synaptic functions utilizing The Enlightenment. Every single one of his thoughts and decisions is at my disposal already. Theoretically speaking, I could just stop his neurons from firing, killing him in seconds, but that seems ridiculous. The advantage shall come from within the mind of the opposition. I peruse the halls of memory within the brain of the Fungus-Man, attempting to find something relative to decisions. My influence is undoubtedly within the Fungus-Man's cerebrum at this point. I examine every single one of the being's decisions to formulate a somewhat-accurate map of the Fungus-Man's battle strategy in all regards seen thus far. This strategy can be annihilated, perhaps, but I am more concerned on the destruction of the brain in its entirety. This can occur within moments. I turn the pages of the time to face the white sphere otherwise known as The Enlightenment. The power if the time sears the very thoughts of the unfortunate Fungus-Man. I, acting under the instruction of the Outer Gods, proceed to pour Nightmare Fuel on the book whilst the above attack occurs. As such, half of the mind is sent to the Outer Gods as some sort of sacrifice, and the other half, primarily the cerebrum, is annihilated entirely, already devoid of memory and decisions. I swiftly close the Braineraser. The Fungus-Man collapses to the ground, inexplicably suffering from some sort of extreme brain trauma. It is almost as if he just suddenly lost his brain. This is, of course, true in the entirety. I teleport the body of the Fungus-Man to the Outer Gods as well with a quick muttering.
Ual jois ea'oiche thara.
Upon making that statement, a shadow nearby the body of the Fungus-Man extends a shadowy tentacle around him, dragging him into a heretofore unseen abyss, which is obviously a portal to the Furthest Ring, which quickly closes. For all we know, the Outer Gods have not devoured him, and have merely made him a lesser servant. For all we know, he has amalgamated with Nrub'yiglith, or perhaps the remnants of Fluthlu. For all we know, he is merely dead.
I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball whether or not Netpatham's Improbability Device is an assassination attempt. If it is, I vaporize the device with a quick curse.
I alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Doom Essence 1/???. Perhaps it would be adequate to add the ability to view all locations in doomed timelines to The Enlightenment as well.
The Anachron:
I nod at H3's statement on my equipment.
Very well. The thaumotechnological devices are designed in a very simplistic manner. The centralized one containing the tube is designed to contain and manipulate the raw genetic slurry of several different elves to generate fertilized genetic material capable of spawning an embryo over time. This will be required for the propagation of the initial clones, transferring the aforementioned slurry we shall create into material capable of becoming what we desire in the project. Secondly, the device with the arcane-organic manipulation block projects a thankfully stabilized arcane diffusion aura when active, in case any of the elves resultant of our endeavors control large amounts of psionic power. Thirdly, the VEC-PS based energetic infuser is designed to roughly replicate the conditions of Vetas when active, so that we do not have to deal with whatever conditions and health effects might occur to the fruits of our project without a controlled climate. That is all regarding the function of my equipment. Regarding my preferences for reproduction, the reproductive systems should, if copied from the original genome, be adequate. Shall we begin?
Searching the Super Smash Ball 5/5 Ready!
Posts until the Elixir is Usable again 4/5
I Finally got the Super Smash Ball Before we all Teleported and after we got Teleported my Super Smash ball is Still There and i am readying for a Powerful Combo with my Steel Diamond Katana for 10K to 25K Damage to The Malice Temporarily Raises Damage to All PGs by 1500 Damage and i Know about Fail Mage He is a AG He has 500 HP Needed to Defend him at all Costs but he has a Most Powerful Spell called EPIC FAIL which Deals over 50K Damage to a PG Entity but has a Very Low Rate of Success (10% Chance) if He Dies he will Blow himself up for 10000 Damage to the PG Attacker The Godmodder is Immune to these attacks
Total Damage so Far: 44750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage/Experience til Next level 6250/50000
Hi-Potion OOO Regen Crystal 3/3 Super Regen Potion is Made!
Response to TB Quote Hi-Potion is a Stronger Version of Healing Potion but Weaker than Super Healing Potion
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I blast the Ice Colossus with Sweet Tooth.
I then insert Chorale for Jaspers into the Jukebox.
Yeah... I'll keep distance from the Cagele...
Boom Powder Complete!
Apertured Ghastgloves 4/6
Candle && Ink Sac && Ectoplasm && Nightmare Fuel
Red Joker && Life Essence
Everything-Eating Spider 9/10SCP-962 49/50Dragonfly Complete!
A huge literal heat wave suddenly crashes into the battlefield, as a huge, buzzing, scaly insect comes flying out of nowhere. It's huge compound eyes gaze upon the PGs, and the beast's scales quickly shift into a brownish color with orange-hot highlights before reverting back to green again.
Insect Science:
Passive State:In it's passive state, the Dragonfly will calmly buzz around, spitting lava at non-AG entities. The lava deals no actual damage, but lits the target on fire. When the Dragonfly is on the Battlefield, anything killed by fire will drop an amount of Ash. The more Max Health the dead entity has, the more Ash it will drop. The Dragonfly will eat the Ash to heal itself when below max health. It will eat more ash when in Passive State than when in Active Statel. It can eat up to 3 Ash per turn in Passive State.
Active State:If an entity attacks the Dragonfly, it will enter Active State. In this state it will fiercely attack anything non-AG, and will only calm down after not getting attacked for 3 turns. It's attacks have a large chance to light entities on fire. Attacking it in this state also has a small chance to light the attacker on fire. The Dragonfly also has a 3-turn chargeup attack, Ring of Fire, that lits 3-5 entities on fire. It will also charge this attack while in Passive State, But only use it in Active State. In this state it can only eat 1 Ash per turn.
The Dragonfly is immune to fire in both states.
Calculating...
Calculating...
Calcu-
Engietech army currently exceeding 2 million health.
"...Holy [REDACTED]."
"SO, HOW'D IT GO?"
"Vord got wrecked. GG no re."
"THAT'S A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING YOU GOT THOUSANDS OF PERSONNEL KILLED."
"Well, they weren't ALL personnel. The dragonfly drones, do THEY count?"
"WELL, THEY ARE SENTIENT."
"...Oh. Right."
Without another word, I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting Redwalker, or The Malice if the former happens to be dead.
-The Moon-
[If NETDOTHING = True]
"Peacefully? How un-fun. I would have made a point to slaughter the guards."
The sound of internal systems whirring drowns out any response for a minute.
"Also, I have a hunch about that place."
[If NETDOTHING = False, ERELYEDOTHING = True]
"Oh, cool."
The drone flash-steps out of the cell, immediately making it a point to slaughter the unconscious guards because why not.
[If NETDOTHING = False, ERELYEDOTHING = False]
"That's way too many bars to fool around with."
In response to my statement, all of the bars immediately fly outwards and away from me.
"So magnets."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
50/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
Out of the depths of the Meat Factory of Zone 1 comes Pentel, also known as The Butcher. An almost unstoppable hacking and slashing force, the heads he's collected now serve as trophies on his shelf.
Pentel works kind of like a summoned Felt member from the Sacred Poolballs. He is a PG entity that will do massive damage with his attacks for five rounds. For backstory reasons he can't be killed and simply disappears after the five rounds have passed. Time to dismember!
> R. K.: Uses the pills gained from my 50 point charge up there to completely heal PG entities and overheal all PG and N players.
> K4yne: I kritz the Godmodder. Hoowee!
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No Joke
UBER: 9 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
(Bow && 10 Overclocker Upgrades && 1-Tick Redstone Clock) && Deseret-Script Book of Mormon = Deseret Clockbow (4/5)
Unicoder && Crossbow && Every dictionary for every language ever produced in every script ever devised = Linguistic Uniter (6/8)
(Bow && Bow && Bow && Bow) && Androcles and the Lion, Shaw Alphabet Edition = Shavian Quadbow? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 6
> Action: [YTP] TASscrew Jailbreaks Redwalker's Brain
I begin to screw with the mind of Redwalker, or if he is dead I target the Ice Colossus instead. If you haven't noticed, Redwalker happens to be the one I decided to target this turn.
I begin by pulling out Sacra Geometria, which is somehow easier to manipulate than the Origin Wands for me (hey, I'm the guy whose Minecraft avatar could beat Feliks Zemdegs and Mats Valk combined at 2x2-10x10 despite using Fridrich and Reduction, I should [insert name of Proto-Indo-European deity here]-damn well be able to fingertrick my way through summoning stuff on a 3x3x3), and summon a giant golden screw with high angular velocity in such a manner that it will screw itself into Redwalker's head. This causes it to dig straight through Redwalker and allow a neurotoxin to activate in its brain.
The neurotoxin "jailbreaks" Redwalker's entire brain, allowing it to take control, similar to the way in which TASbot jailbreaked an entire SNES running a Super Game Boy running Pokémon Red simply by inputting buttons. Using this, it transfers control to a specially designed set of reflexes and ingrained memories that had already been "loaded" into the brain by the neurotoxin. The functional part of Redwalker's mind is now almost identical to the Karoshi Suicide Salaryman's, and its quest is to commit suicide. However, it must commit suicide in what it thinks is the most spectacular manner, which actually is the most embarassing thing possible: getting cherry tapped. I disguise myself as a random noob and watch as he comes up to me, while I am in the Steve-skin disguise. I immediately break out of it and put on my Glitch-Proof Armor, with the Sevenalarm Armcannon in one hand and Toxicide in the other. Seeing me, its first reflex is to run away. However, the neurotoxin has lessened the "fight or flight" reflex and replaced it with a "do the flop on sensing danger" reflex. Redwalker falls to the ground, where a small puddle of fluoroantimonic acid rests over a Teflon-coated patch of ground. The puddle of fluoroantimonic acid dissolves its face.
The final blow is the neurotoxin causing seemingly random neurons to fire, causing it to vomit, urinate and defecate in its pants while flailing around. However, the randomness is pre-generated and weighted to cause it to crawl north. It just so happens that the way I have positioned myself means Redwalker will crawl into a deep pit with fluoroantimonic acid in the bottom half of the pit! Just as Redwalker is falling into the pit, the neurotoxin immediately undoes what it did to Redwalker's brain, restoring control to its brain and allowing it to feel the fear. It leaves Redwalker with one extra piece of knowledge: there is fluoroantimonic acid at the bottom of this pit, and fluoroantimonic acid is the strongest known acid. I run up to the edge of the pit and take an elevator that is right next to the pit down. As the elevator descends, it reveals a bunch of holes going down a quarter of the depth of the pit. I begin to fire Toxicide and the Sevenalarm Armcannon at Redwalker as I descend, catching up to him and slowing down to match its speed. The elevator reaches the bottom, coinciding with the end of the holes, before reversing up. As I ascend on the elevator, I hear a splash and Redwalker screaming as the fluoroantimonic acid dissolves its entire body.
> Author's Note
I swear Erelye's wall-of-texts are rubbing off on me. Oh, and did I mention beating up Redwalker is fun?