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How did I not notice Generic's store earlier? Seems like we've got an ologoply going on now. Although, not really. Generic seems to be buying potions for charges, and Wilson is buying charges for potions. So honestly, this will actually help both Generic and Wilson. But right now at least, I want to focus on variety of potions rather than quantity.
First off, I bind the Enchanted Deck's Two of Hearts to a life drain effect.
Next, I burn Malice with a focused beam of Spring time sun.
Winded: 105% - Command: Wild Slash the Malice and Redwalker.
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Enchanted Deck
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place. Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
Discard pile: None
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 154$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 23/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (lvl1, fear)
Potion of fear OOO fermented Spider eye = ??? DONE
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = ??? 2/3
Potion of Drowning O0O Potion of water weakness = Potion of Aquaphobia DONE
RP stuff: I had to leave for a few hours midway through writing this, so it might be outdated. But, I had too much text to just throw away, so I finished it.
Before Hank arrives: Wilson walks outside and goes to the massively broken and battered body of NinjaTwist. What a shame... Do you think I'm going to try and maul on you like the others? No... this is wrong... Such savagery... and for no good reason... sigh... its immoral and illogical. Why must we be so cruel? There was no reason for such a violent response because nobody can heal the Godmodder. If they could, don't you think he or his followers would have done so already? Have a little not-so-common common sense. ... "Why must humanity prey upon itself, like monsters of the deep?" That's something ShakeSpear said. But really, its worse than that. Guardians might kill nearby squids that defile their ancient home, but at least with guardians you can be sure you won't take a savage beat down for stepping out of line... sigh... that's really all you did wrong. You made one step out of society's line of thinking, and they backlash against it. What a sad state of affairs... And now, people might dismiss me as another over zealous, anti society preacher. But really, I doubt people will lash out at me though. I've broken a much smaller taboo than the one you did. None the less, it is lamentable that this taboo exists. sniff... My bleeding heart goes out to you, poor soul... Wilson offers the battered NinjaTwist a potion of Moonlight and bandages some of his wounds. Sigh... not that it will help much... sniff... they did too much to you... He offers a silent prayer of some description then turns to leave, stepping over his own tears gently winding through his fur and dropping onto the cold, worn torn dirt.
Laiko slowly plods back to his store, where he spends most of his time. However, he encounters the three (I'd assume) people who have come to see him. He calls out, potentially confusing some of them. um, hello? I'd assume you're Hank. Welcome to my grand, luxurious hovel... ... I'll just- just open the door and we can go inside... I need something to take my mind off of this... the world is depressing... He goes into a small tunnel beside the door and disappears. You can hear him pressing keys to enter a code, then a piston sliding open, then shut. After a few moments, Wilson opens the front door from the inside. So... now that I've retreated into my own fold of the world, what did you want to ask me exactly?
Well, I'm actually selling alchemy commissions for charges. Mostly because I had alchemy slots and not much to do with them. The potion thing's just something I worked out with Fseftr.
The storypost is up! Go read it now. I hid two secret messages this time, one in binary. The first is in the first panel, which is just a joke. The second should be obvious.
And in case THIS wasn't obvious, no post today. Tomorrow, the fourth Trial will begin. For real this time.
Grargh the suspense builds. But the storypost sates the rabid playerbase...Except ninjatwist, because apparently he does not read them. Despite GAMEPLAY AND STORY INTEGRATION HINT HINT HINT ANVIL ANVIL ANVIL BRICK BRICK BRICK.
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THEOWLSARENOTWHATTHEYSEEM -that string of binary, Twin's post.
I for one, am for the omnicide of owls.
I then decide to bury Ninjatwist in a huge pile of terrible tables (we can't burn chairs here), and light the entire pile on fire. As it burns, I apply gasoline, thermite, napalm, gunpowder and other various hot-burny things onto the inferno. I then place a huge metal surface above the bon-fire, and begin cooking some steaks, which I serve to the AG's, PG's, N's and the Godmodder with a side of candy corn. I then serve some of K4yne's famous tea as a drink along side.
Act 3! +2 to Wilson this one time because reasons!
The Withering > Fine = Brine (Level 10: 9/11)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 9/10)
Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 3/11)
I calmly tell Wilson exactly why we just murdered Ninjatwist321:
"OK, Wilson, | have a fairly good reason to think that you don't exactly like this situation, but we have more reasons than just some stupid 'taboo,' or rather, it was less that he broke the taboo and more of what he was implying in making that particular move. You see, in contrast to even other PGs, who are only siding with him for semi-aligned reasons, Ninjatwist, an anti-Godmodder, had effectively just stated that he wanted the war against the Godmodder to continue, perhaps indefinitely, for his own various plans, which probably amount to various war machines and other summons that he wants to test out against the Godmodder in some Forever War that never ends, or something or other. What he attempted to do-even if it was utterly futile, even if-was give the Godmodder a way to effectively heal himself to full with an easily-gamed system. Have you ever played an RPG? Have you ever seen an enemy with massive HP but pitiful defense, that makes its HP fly downwards after one attack? |t is possible to summon such a creature to Godcraft, and possibly by the Godmodder-and since it heals on a specific amount of bloodshed, not taking into account defensive measures, the Godmodder can make his own summon effectively heal him for however much he wants. |t's complicated and hard to explain without breaking a figurative fourth wall that you're better off not knowing about, but trust me, getting that knife effectively means the Godmodder will be healed to full, effectively destroying years of progress in killing him. And why would he give him such a massive advantage? He wants some light aid in fast-forwarding those projects. Not even dedicated help, just some light aid every-so-often. |t effectively makes the war hopeless for his own benefit, and on that note very little benefit at that. That may not justify killing him...But Ninjatwist, and most of the 'descendants' in general, are all functionally immortal, so it renders it more like we just KO'd him in effect. We don't usually stay dead forever, it takes a few minutes but we come back. Hence, in beating Ninjatwist to a nice fine tar and slaying him-which will be irrelevant as he'll respawn good as new five minutes later-we have prevented the off-chance that the Narrative and OP-Scale would even allow for the Godmodder to get his hands on that dagger, among other things. In short: Massively aiding a Tyrant with the express purpose of extending the war to take him down when it was against his faction's favor entirely, while already being told that it would never work, was officially the final straw by many, including TwinBuilder. You know...The Game Master, the one with the Update Terminal? That guy?"
While I give Wilson this complicated reasoning behind why we just murdered Ninjatwist, I also make sure to use some Quick Draw turrets to brutally gut the Fungus-Man, from start to finish. I then fling out a Mighty Melee on the Fungus-Man as well at the end.
"Yeah, | admit, kind of sounds stupid at first glance, but having the ability to come back from the dead, and quickly at that..."
Well however You cannot Heal the Godmodder that is against the Rules
/null
Someone tried. Which is why the murderization of ninjatwist.
/null
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
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It looks like everyone is out of favor of my Blood Pact.
My fellow AGs, don't worry. It's not like I'm truly healing him, I'm just going to change the pace of this game a bit. Sprinkle in a little dosage of extra challenge.
Also, the 150K damage he will have to deal to his own entities, which means he cannot reduce our own numbers to regain health. The "Blood Sacrifice" part is in it for a reason, if I just wanted to make him heal anytime he attacked anyone, I could have just called it "Dagger of the Vampiric Curse".
Did I mention I am impervious to non-mystic attacks?
Don't you dare spam us.
Well, anyways, people are going to be launching assaults (verbal or otherwise) on us now. I want to make the game more fun for everyone!
Everyone. So how come you alone get the bonus charge rate?
We will lead the charge against the Godmodder!
Well, I appreciate the opportunity. I'll get my wine back if it kills me!
To everyone else, I'll work out all the kinks if you PM me.
</announcement>
Action 3/3
Unholy Assault: 36/50 Ethereal Callings: 11/50
I fortify myself and ready up for the incoming player attacks.
I point out that the Godmodder could just use the Wayback Machine to summon Doomsday, then kill it, as well as the fact that he can literally deal 150,000 damage in a single turn, ON TOP OF THE FACT that he is LITERALLY INVINCIBLE RIGHT NOW. HOW HARD DO WE HAVE TO DRILL THIS INTO YOUR HEAD. AND YOU WERE. LITERALLY TOLD. THAT THIS WOULD NOT WORK.
In times like these I suppose we should quote the classics. Here's a quote from Richard, somewhat modified for our situation.
"Well, I won't tolerate you! Not because I want you to ragequit! Not because he's "evil" and we're "good"! Because you have lost COMPLETE FOCUS of how this whole war is supposed to go! You're not supposed to be healing him with charged attacks! You're supposed to be helping us with these Trials, which are literally our only way of dealing damage!"
"It's not supposed to be about making intricate entities, and wiping the field with alchemies, although that helps, and did help during the Invasion! It's about hurting HIM! You have lost sight of that! You're blind! And if it falls on me to pull back the curtain and bring about daybreak, then SO BE IT!"
Okay, I need to check the Echelader more often. Apparently I'm Level 6 with a BUNCH OF NEW SPECIAL ATTACKS!
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => MELTING POINT on Ice Colossus! And, if my knowladge of Pokemon moves is correct, It's super effective!
Also if it's dead I attack whoever isn't dead.
It looks like everyone is out of favor of my Blood Pact.
My fellow AGs, don't worry. It's not like I'm truly healing him, I'm just going to change the pace of this game a bit. Sprinkle in a little dosage of extra challenge.
Also, the 150K damage he will have to deal to his own entities, which means he cannot reduce our own numbers to regain health. The "Blood Sacrifice" part is in it for a reason, if I just wanted to make him heal anytime he attacked anyone, I could have just called it "Dagger of the Vampiric Curse".
Did I mention I am impervious to non-mystic attacks?
Don't you dare spam us.
Well, anyways, people are going to be launching assaults (verbal or otherwise) on us now. I want to make the game more fun for everyone!
Everyone. So how come you alone get the bonus charge rate?
We will lead the charge against the Godmodder!
Well, I appreciate the opportunity. I'll get my wine back if it kills me!
To everyone else, I'll work out all the kinks if you PM me.
</announcement>
Action 3/3
Unholy Assault: 36/50 Ethereal Callings: 11/50
I fortify myself and ready up for the incoming player attacks.
AND STAY DEAD! NOT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO, BUT BY NOTCH I SURE WISH YOU WOULD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST [EXPLETIVE DELETED] STUPID IDEA I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER, AND YOU ARE TRYING TO CONTINUE TO IMPLEMENT IT DESPITE CLEAR OPPOSITION FROM YOUR ALLIES, AND, AND, RULE ZERO!
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
How did I not notice Generic's store earlier? Seems like we've got an ologoply going on now. Although, not really. Generic seems to be buying potions for charges, and Wilson is buying charges for potions. So honestly, this will actually help both Generic and Wilson. But right now at least, I want to focus on variety of potions rather than quantity.
First off, I bind the Enchanted Deck's Two of Hearts to a life drain effect.
Next, I burn Malice with a focused beam of Spring time sun.
Winded: 105% - Command: Wild Slash the Malice and Redwalker.
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
Enchanted Deck
HP: 200,000/200,000
I have on my desk a normal deck of all 52 cards plus a joker. How this will work is any player can say that they bind a free card in the deck to a certain effect once per post. However, it must be advantageous to the Enchanted Deck and not super over/under powered. At the end of each of my posts, I'll draw a card and that effect will take place. Afterwards, that card goes into a discard pile. The Deck cannot attack and takes 75% less damage if it has less than 5 cards. If it has more than 20 cards, then attacks against it can destroy older cards. It starts with only one card bound, the Ace of Spades.
Card List:
- Ace of Spades: Indestructible. When this card is drawn, reshuffle the discard pile back into the deck and draw another card.
- Three of Diamonds: Deals 7,500 damage to 3 targets when drawn
- Two of Hearts: Deals 10,000 damage to a target and heals the Deck for 10,000 when drawn
Discard pile: None
Hopefully that makes sense. Basically, people can come up with ideas for attacks that get added into the rotation.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (lvl1, fear)
Potion of Moonlight O0O Potion of Hellsun = ??? 2/3
Potion of Drowning O0O Potion of water weakness = Potion of Aquaphobia DONE
RP stuff: I had to leave for a few hours midway through writing this, so it might be outdated. But, I had too much text to just throw away, so I finished it.
Before Hank arrives: Wilson walks outside and goes to the massively broken and battered body of NinjaTwist. What a shame... Do you think I'm going to try and maul on you like the others? No... this is wrong... Such savagery... and for no good reason... sigh... its immoral and illogical. Why must we be so cruel? There was no reason for such a violent response because nobody can heal the Godmodder. If they could, don't you think he or his followers would have done so already? Have a little not-so-common common sense. ... "Why must humanity prey upon itself, like monsters of the deep?" That's something ShakeSpear said. But really, its worse than that. Guardians might kill nearby squids that defile their ancient home, but at least with guardians you can be sure you won't take a savage beat down for stepping out of line... sigh... that's really all you did wrong. You made one step out of society's line of thinking, and they backlash against it. What a sad state of affairs... And now, people might dismiss me as another over zealous, anti society preacher. But really, I doubt people will lash out at me though. I've broken a much smaller taboo than the one you did. None the less, it is lamentable that this taboo exists. sniff... My bleeding heart goes out to you, poor soul... Wilson offers the battered NinjaTwist a potion of Moonlight and bandages some of his wounds. Sigh... not that it will help much... sniff... they did too much to you... He offers a silent prayer of some description then turns to leave, stepping over his own tears gently winding through his fur and dropping onto the cold, worn torn dirt.
Laiko slowly plods back to his store, where he spends most of his time. However, he encounters the three (I'd assume) people who have come to see him. He calls out, potentially confusing some of them. um, hello? I'd assume you're Hank. Welcome to my grand, luxurious hovel... ... I'll just- just open the door and we can go inside... I need something to take my mind off of this... the world is depressing... He goes into a small tunnel beside the door and disappears. You can hear him pressing keys to enter a code, then a piston sliding open, then shut. After a few moments, Wilson opens the front door from the inside. So... now that I've retreated into my own fold of the world, what did you want to ask me exactly?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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The storypost is up! Go read it now. I hid two secret messages this time, one in binary. The first is in the first panel, which is just a joke. The second should be obvious.
And in case THIS wasn't obvious, no post today. Tomorrow, the fourth Trial will begin. For real this time.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
-that string of binary, Twin's post.
I for one, am for the omnicide of owls.
I then decide to bury Ninjatwist in a huge pile of terrible tables (we can't burn chairs here), and light the entire pile on fire. As it burns, I apply gasoline, thermite, napalm, gunpowder and other various hot-burny things onto the inferno. I then place a huge metal surface above the bon-fire, and begin cooking some steaks, which I serve to the AG's, PG's, N's and the Godmodder with a side of candy corn. I then serve some of K4yne's famous tea as a drink along side.
/nullattack
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Are you ready for Springtrap?
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If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
The Withering > Fine = Brine (Level 10: 9/11)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 9/10)
Orb of Sanity > Fine x 8 (8 fines) = ??? (Level 10: 3/11)
I calmly tell Wilson exactly why we just murdered Ninjatwist321:
"OK, Wilson, | have a fairly good reason to think that you don't exactly like this situation, but we have more reasons than just some stupid 'taboo,' or rather, it was less that he broke the taboo and more of what he was implying in making that particular move. You see, in contrast to even other PGs, who are only siding with him for semi-aligned reasons, Ninjatwist, an anti-Godmodder, had effectively just stated that he wanted the war against the Godmodder to continue, perhaps indefinitely, for his own various plans, which probably amount to various war machines and other summons that he wants to test out against the Godmodder in some Forever War that never ends, or something or other. What he attempted to do-even if it was utterly futile, even if-was give the Godmodder a way to effectively heal himself to full with an easily-gamed system. Have you ever played an RPG? Have you ever seen an enemy with massive HP but pitiful defense, that makes its HP fly downwards after one attack? |t is possible to summon such a creature to Godcraft, and possibly by the Godmodder-and since it heals on a specific amount of bloodshed, not taking into account defensive measures, the Godmodder can make his own summon effectively heal him for however much he wants. |t's complicated and hard to explain without breaking a figurative fourth wall that you're better off not knowing about, but trust me, getting that knife effectively means the Godmodder will be healed to full, effectively destroying years of progress in killing him. And why would he give him such a massive advantage? He wants some light aid in fast-forwarding those projects. Not even dedicated help, just some light aid every-so-often. |t effectively makes the war hopeless for his own benefit, and on that note very little benefit at that. That may not justify killing him...But Ninjatwist, and most of the 'descendants' in general, are all functionally immortal, so it renders it more like we just KO'd him in effect. We don't usually stay dead forever, it takes a few minutes but we come back. Hence, in beating Ninjatwist to a nice fine tar and slaying him-which will be irrelevant as he'll respawn good as new five minutes later-we have prevented the off-chance that the Narrative and OP-Scale would even allow for the Godmodder to get his hands on that dagger, among other things. In short: Massively aiding a Tyrant with the express purpose of extending the war to take him down when it was against his faction's favor entirely, while already being told that it would never work, was officially the final straw by many, including TwinBuilder. You know...The Game Master, the one with the Update Terminal? That guy?"
While I give Wilson this complicated reasoning behind why we just murdered Ninjatwist, I also make sure to use some Quick Draw turrets to brutally gut the Fungus-Man, from start to finish. I then fling out a Mighty Melee on the Fungus-Man as well at the end.
"Yeah, | admit, kind of sounds stupid at first glance, but having the ability to come back from the dead, and quickly at that..."
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In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Someone tried. Which is why the murderization of ninjatwist.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
It looks like everyone is out of favor of my Blood Pact.
My fellow AGs, don't worry. It's not like I'm truly healing him, I'm just going to change the pace of this game a bit. Sprinkle in a little dosage of extra challenge.
Also, the 150K damage he will have to deal to his own entities, which means he cannot reduce our own numbers to regain health. The "Blood Sacrifice" part is in it for a reason, if I just wanted to make him heal anytime he attacked anyone, I could have just called it "Dagger of the Vampiric Curse".
Did I mention I am impervious to non-mystic attacks?
Don't you dare spam us.
Well, anyways, people are going to be launching assaults (verbal or otherwise) on us now. I want to make the game more fun for everyone!
Everyone. So how come you alone get the bonus charge rate?
We will lead the charge against the Godmodder!
Well, I appreciate the opportunity. I'll get my wine back if it kills me!
To everyone else, I'll work out all the kinks if you PM me.
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Action 3/3
Unholy Assault: 36/50
Ethereal Callings: 11/50
I fortify myself and ready up for the incoming player attacks.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
In times like these I suppose we should quote the classics. Here's a quote from Richard, somewhat modified for our situation.
"Well, I won't tolerate you! Not because I want you to ragequit! Not because he's "evil" and we're "good"! Because you have lost COMPLETE FOCUS of how this whole war is supposed to go! You're not supposed to be healing him with charged attacks! You're supposed to be helping us with these Trials, which are literally our only way of dealing damage!"
"It's not supposed to be about making intricate entities, and wiping the field with alchemies, although that helps, and did help during the Invasion! It's about hurting HIM! You have lost sight of that! You're blind! And if it falls on me to pull back the curtain and bring about daybreak, then SO BE IT!"
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Okay, I need to check the Echelader more often. Apparently I'm Level 6 with a BUNCH OF NEW SPECIAL ATTACKS!
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE => MELTING POINT on Ice Colossus! And, if my knowladge of Pokemon moves is correct, It's super effective!
Also if it's dead I attack whoever isn't dead.
Alchemies:
None
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
I then put them on and kick Fungus Man in a sensitive area
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
More. Fun.
Granger, can I borrow the Painchimer for a moment.
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HEALING THE GODMODDER DOES NOT PRODUCE ANY [EXPLETIVE DELETED]ING FUN!
FURTHERMORE, TWINBUILDER. SAID. NO.
*the pure RAGE and sheer loudness obliterates Ninjatwist twice over, on top of the original murderization*
AND STAY DEAD! NOT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO, BUT BY NOTCH I SURE WISH YOU WOULD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST [EXPLETIVE DELETED] STUPID IDEA I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER, AND YOU ARE TRYING TO CONTINUE TO IMPLEMENT IT DESPITE CLEAR OPPOSITION FROM YOUR ALLIES, AND, AND, RULE ZERO!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!