The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Amulet of Void 2/7
The Braineraser 2/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I order the TIE-Sentry to deftly assail the Keepers.
Afterwards, I flash-step within the vicinity of the Keepers, and cast Nyogtha's Gaze on them, which, according to its effects, should decrease the bugs' attack stat.
I draw the Golden Sunsticks, and heal the Preston Cole.
If I own the Red Scale, as Zerithos said I should in his final post on the Forge, I give it to Engie, as per the deal.
Kalare:
I activate the White Ring. The white runes flow upon the onyx surface of the ring, before beginning the constant vacillation between black and white. The ring begins to exude an aura of alternating white and black. The energy appears to be building up once more, generating vast amounts of energy in moments. The aura begins to grow to a far less manageable size. Evidently, I am perfectly complacent in the increasing potency of the ring. The constant expansion of the auric energies within the White Ring will only prove problematic for my adversaries. I stare at the ranks of Keepers momentarily, waiting for the perfect moment to initiate some form of arcane blast. The alternations of color between the dichromatic aura become more rapid, as if the ring were attempting to exude more energy. The energy suddenly bursts out of the ring, at my mental indication, and streaks towards the Keepers in as swift a manner as possible at the current moment. Tendrils of energy skewer innumerable Keepers with arcane fury. This is not the purpose of the ring, however. The true purpose of this thing is to manipulate the six primal elements, as well as the other fifty-two aspects of magic. As such, the vast majority of the Keepers nearby feel an internal boiling sensation. The heat steadily decreases, until it reaches a point of complete and utter frigidity. Gaseous bodily fluids spray from every single one of their orifices, leaving only the vital organs, encrusted in frost. It is advisable to run, screaming, in this situation. Or, it would be, if speech was not incapable due to the lack of bodily functions to facilitate actual vocal manipulation. The afflicted Keepers collapse to the ground, lacking any capacity for movement, nor any capability to live. Regardless of the heretofore unexplained lack of bodily function, I utilize the elemental properties of the White Ring to summon a large amount of water within the lungs of any Vord who managed to survive. Or, any internal cavity, as I don'to require absolute precision. Such a thing is left to my more refined attacks. The liquid sloshes about with my influence, causing as much agony as possible within the affected Keepers. I promptly transmute the water into entropic water, a far more direct method of dispatching others. The chaotic substances annihilates itself with pure Perditio, as well as a considerable portion of the afflicted bodies. A welcome development, to say the least. I continue to manipulate the elemental properties of the surrounding area, firing several more bolts of flashing white and black energy into the Keepers before flash-stepping to a location some distance away. I disappear, having flash-stepped again to a position directly behind the masses of Vord, cloaking myself with a fragment of void energy from the Furthest Ring. The work of wanton cadaver-making is quite exuberant and ostentatious in this regard. /s. Anyhow, I exert the entirety of the black and white aura into the Keepers. Those who are struck shudder instantaneously, before suffering a stiffness in every limb save the left arm, and a sudden incoherency of speech, Vord-tongue or otherwise. They have suffered a brain hemorrhage due to an overload of arcane power. I deactivate the White Ring, flash-stepping to a location less inherently deadly.
The Anachron:
They do seem to know what they are doing.
I mutter an incantation under my breath, and twelve Ichorium drills appear before us.
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Some time later, I (present Kalare's Minecraft avatar) examine the chaos of the End, cursing once I see the indentation that was quite clearly once a third of the End. A mental vision assails me. I am met with a large, oval-shaped room with a floor of solid vesperium. It appears as if a forge had broken here, spilling out the molten liquid, which quickly cooled, creating a flat surface. Of course, I purposefully created the forge during the placing of a... device in this room. I stare at the other end of the room, before taking several steps in that general direction. Small amounts of some shadowy vapor pour off of an area, which happens to be directly behind me. I tense, sensing something in that direction. The shadowy vapors become more comprehensible, turning dark blue, and spreading out to form an incline, as if forming something. I walk towards what appears to be a crystal on a pedestal. Of course, it appears to the vast majority of everybody else as if I were heading towards the crater. However, when I start towards it, a form encompasses me. A dark blue dragon made entirely of energy has come to prominence from the vapors. It curls around me, in a clearly hostile manner. Through the energy, I examine the now-glowing crystal. That confirms it.
y0u. y0u d0n't deserve t0 live.
Despite already being at the physical mercy of the dragon, I draw the Hazel Wand. It crackles with arcane power.
You've escaped containment, I see. y0u are g0ing t0 pay.
The dark blue dragon composed entirely of energy seems to curl closer in, as if in an attempt to strangle me. I merely raise the Hazel Wand, and mutter a phrase.
Tageth a'ash angau yi ash reposia'ry.
Violet energy streaks across the dragon in the form of electricity.
Give me one reason why I should not send you back into the depths of oblivion. i want t0... You wish to return within this Minecraftian body, to help in the war efforts?
The creature seems mildly ambivalent. I do not let my guard down. Forcing this thing out of my mind was difficult enough, and I do not need to experience that again.
i think i want t0 gorilla everything up.
I ponder this for several moments, and then extend my hand. A mixture of an amethyst aura and inky power radiates from it. Both the navy dragon and the energy are visible to everybody else. One shake.
I can help you with that. Hah.
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>DISPLAY Foot Holder STATS
Foot Holder [AG]:
HP: 2,000/2,000
ATTK: 500
SKILLS:
Flying: It's flying. Obviously.
Ridable Platform: Can support 1 player to also give a Flying advantage. Will remove Flying from player when destroyed.
Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = Arachnide 8/11
DONE Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength 2/2
NEW Potion of Strength OOO Liquified Red Hourglass of Death = ??? 1/??
NEW X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden apple = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Aside from my TIMEBRINGER CHAIN, I heal TT2200 with the LIFEBRINGER.
I save the game?
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. I reach cross my weaponspace and pull out a cacophony of HIS weapons!
I start by pointing a bringer at myself and extracting what is left of HIS essence, creating a HIMBRINGER! I use it, and a GHOST HIM BRINGER-COPY appears, wielding a DOOMBRINGER! HE runs up to the CROACH, and shoots a perfect shot from the DOOMBRINGER, into the heart of the CROACH! I follow suit, and fire my HOPEBRINGER in the same fashion, standing with HIM side by side! It is very dramatic looking, trust me.
Next, HE pulls out his GHOST STEAMHAMMER BRINGER-COPY, and I pull out the original STEAMHAMMER! I struggle to keep up as HE BONPs the Croach with full power, and I use MEMES to BONP even harder!
Using HIS GHOST VANQUISHER BRINGER-COPY, HE vanishes. I try to spot HIM, to no avail. However, I do the same, and guessing what HE is going to do, I sneak around and BACK-SLASH the Croach, but I guessed wrong and in a blinding flash, HE stabs down onto the Croach with so much power that the HIMBRINGER explodes (onto the CROACH) and the GHOST HIM BRINGER-COPY dissappears!
Good. It seems that the Battery Nanopack is now small enough to be attached to the gloves without burdening the wearer.
Lothyra alchemizes Nanomag Gloves & Tiny Battery Nanopack & Tiny Computer & Neural Interface & Name Tag = Remote Magnepulators.
REMOTE MAGNEPULATORS: A pair of Nanomag Gloves with Tiny Battery Nanopacks attached to them. The Battery Nanopacks electrify the Magstone Wires, allowing these gloves to project a magnetic field and manipulate objects that respond to said magnetic field (like antimatter, plasma, SciAntimak, or any metal object in general) by wearing the gloves. The Tiny Computer and Neural Interface allow the wearer of these gloves to control how the electromagnetic field manipulates the objects. They're basically the scientific version of John Egbert's ecto gloves.
She then notices that the Keepers have to be really close together to swarm us like this. She takes advantage of that fact to use iAntinuke on the Croach/Keepers, which should deal more damage because of aforementioned grouping together. She then points out that the End has waaaaaaaaaaay too much gravity for an object of its size, then loads that into the Physics Cannon. The Physics Cannon would normally fire at the End itself, but since the Croach is covering it, it targets the latter instead. Bender heals the Physics Cannon and the Preston Cole with Universal Power, then lights the Croach on fire with Bender's Gun's lightning powers. The Croach takes extra damage from fire damage, according to Eric.
All HALI arrays deploy, and, after time shenanigans, create enough platforms for everyone to stand on and move about with.
In fact, it looks like I have a couple futureclones now.
All of us open fire, with burny things and Fire from Four Elements, in addition to a high-intensity infrared HALI wall rush.
We roll Incendiary Eightfold (about 4 times).
((If I had known they were on the Moon before that....))
==Elsewhere==
>>They have been removed. That produces a significant wrinkle in our plans. Especially as...Wait, Trollian allows us to observe...Aha.
>>I have the requisite data.
==The Moon, A Couple Of Minutes After The Ship Arrived==
*an extremely strong illusion, powered by the mana of an entire universe dedicated to generating mana, deploys*
*an array of improbability devices deploys, along with myself. The array is calibrated to disarm the observed defenses and all speculated ones*
}}Clockwork Fruitbasket Active.
}}Wormhole Active...In Case Of Emergency Run Away.
I enter.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
> Alchemies
Awkward Potion O0O (Fluorite Octet || Glowstone Dust) = Potion of Light (Complete)
(SCP-498 && EAS Tones Machine) && Barrett XM500 = Snipealarmer (3/6)
Shengshou 9x9 && The Sharpener = SCP-585-b (5/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Cellular Automaton Showcase: Like Star Wars (B278/S3456/6, Generations)
I pull out Ergo Sum, enlarge it with the Giant Gear and begin to summon a chain of cellular automata.
I begin by inserting a bunch of soup into the middle of the Vord swarm on the Like Star Wars (a variant of Star Wars, which is itself an exploding rule) cellular automaton. This causes several chain-like patterns to appear from a puffer that also fires laser-like shots, all of which hit Vord Keepers. A large banner - an infinitely expanding shot and an example of linear growth - flies straight into the Vord Keepers, pushing some of them out of the way and instantly heating them to 20,000 K. They immediately burn up. Next, I produce a small gun - a few dots with trails spinning around a dot - that begins to fire into the Vord swarm. I decide this is not enough and place 20,000,000,000 guns in an array that fires into the Vord swarm, creating a moving wall of death that destroys as many Keepers as possible. Finally, I create what is essentially a wide lasergun that takes out more Vord.
> 05 Action: Levitation
As a way of keeping Cobalt and myself in the air, I summon a 19x19 maximum density still life in Conway's Game of Life with a bunch of blocks leading up to it using Life's Wands. The still life is placed over the End island.
We ascend.
Upon realizing that croach has a consistency similar to Jell-O I secretly replace all the croach with Jell-O painted the same color as croach. From there I toss it into a big firey death furnace. The newly hardened croach will be inedible to the Vord Keepers, and in five hundred years they will all starve to death. All according to plan.
Of course, the 500 years passes in 5 seconds relative to us because I mean why not. Nobody has 500 years to waste. Except for one or two but they're spooky and I we don't talk about them.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Amulet of Void 3/7
The Braineraser 3/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone a Splash Potion of Augmentation. Upon doing so, I immediately smash it on the ground before me. Utilizing this brief increase in arcane power, I activate the Black Ring as well. With the energy of the Inky Abyss flowing through the ring, I think it would be adequate to cast some spells. Inky tendrils of liquid aura are emitted by the ring of solid ink. The connection to the abyss appears to be slowly draining my life force. It would be best if I were to hurry. As such, I annihilate a bottle of Visink to fuel and augment my already considerably powerful attack. The ink tendrils streak towards the Keepers at an alarmingly swift rate, piercing through the front lines within half a second of the initial usage of the Splash Potion of Augmentation. The inky tendrils, upon reaching the first eight Keepers, enter some state of inanimate frenzy. The supercharged ink punches through the chitin of the opposition with a shower of blood, and promptly flows towards the next target. Before striking once more, the tendrils of ink separate into several different streams, which all divert their directions, heading towards random Keepers, indiscriminately melting holes through the bugs in an attempt to reach some sort of target. I focus on the attack slightly more. Upon doing so, the ink streams proceed to accelerate rapidly, slicing through the Vord ranks far quicker than before. Several tendrils pierce two Keepers at once. While this may be somewhat damaging, I am almost certain that it is not the apex of potency in regards to this ink. The tendrils continue to attempt to decimate as many Vord as possible, skewering without any regard for the Vord who attempt to stop the inky blasts. Suddenly, the flowing bolt of ink harnesses the energy of the Void, which is augmented immensely by our proximity to the Void itself, creating a sort of hardened exterior shell of energy around several bolts. This shell aids in the endeavor to slay as many Keepers as possible by making it much easier to puncture the chitin. The other tentacular inkblasts, however, are not energized by the Void in such a mundane manner. They obtain much more subtle traits. The full pain of the melting of a hole through a Keeper is exuded in a shockwave from the blast, making the surrounding Vord feel the explosion and the heat as well. The last group of tendrils gains a far less subtle ability as well. By that, I mean the ink inexplicably obtains the ability to teleport. This serves as an instrument of terror, primarily. The streaking bolts suddenly disappear at random intervals, reappearing within the process of skewering another Keeper. This certainly serves to drive the Keepers back, however negligibly. However, I notice the void energy threatening to harm the players, and immediately vaporize every single bolt of ink, before deactivating the Black Ring. Upon being vaporized, the ink violently explodes due to my psionic influence, damaging the Croach.
That reminds me. I go into my inventory, and mouse over the Splash Potion of Augmentation, checking its duration, and the name of the potion effect it grants.
I utilize The Enlightenment to do several things. Firstly, I attempt to view Bill Cipher. Afterwards (possibly confirming that Bill knows I am watching, if I succeed in viewing), I attempt to view the Ancestral Pearl. It must be in here somewhere, unless it is within the Overworld, which I doubt.
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My Action: I note that this is the homeland of the Endermen, who have been evicted from their homeland by these swarms. "Big mistake, Vord. BIG mistake." I activate Combat Operandi: 1st ESFB, except that this time EVERY endermen still alive joins the war after a brief Training from Hell to rank them up to ESF forces, and they all fight with a dread fury that shocks even the vord. Some anhillate Vord forces by ripping whole chunks out of the Croach and throwing them into the Vord with such force that each thrown chunk blasts through several keepers at once. Others teleport onto Vord en masse and shred them to pieces before moving onto the other one, to the point where a Vord goes down every 0.1 seconds to the combined assualt. Still others re-activate ender crystals, allowing them to release healing pulses that fly out and heal the UNSC Preston Cole.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation that NOTHING kills SCP-682, and files suit against the Curse of repetitiveness for violating that law of nature. They send their best team of lawyers (the same ones who beat many SCP objects in legal warfare) in to prove their case against the Curse of Repetitiveness. As court reporters call the case "The unkillable force versus the immutable law", SCP-225-2 collides with SCP-225-1 (somehow inside the End), causing {DATA EXPUNGED} to the Vord (hint: the expunged data in this case heavily implies that the impact will at the very least break the End in 2 parts).
Bender picks up Faggartslayer. He rocks the [REDACTED] out with it, unleashing its full power (on the Keepers if it requires a target). Energized by this, he uses Heavy Metal on the Keepers, which deals more damage because Heavy Metal is a type of rock music. He then begins to upgrade it one more time by alchemizing Faggartslayer & Heaven's False Promise & Angel's Menstrual Blood & Horns of Satan's Generals & Name Tag = Effslayer (yes, this is Harry Potter's guitar from Thirty H's, just Bowlderized). Lothyra launches an Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station at the Croach.
(f-word)slayer: Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, this guitar originates from a dimension where all screamed for naught. A.K.A. the Nether (it actually comes from a hilariously terrible, manly, and nonsensical Harry Potter fanfic called HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm not kidding, that's its actual title. It was MSTed in a Homestuck fanfic here).
So Binary's constructing some kind of... Peace Moon. Interesting. Also rather terrifying. What, is he going to blow us up now? Upload his consciousness to the Moon, then use the obligatory superweapon that's been installed on the Earth, blowing it up? Anyways in all seriousness I run back through the portal and try to see whether Piono dropped the Ancestral Gunpowder at any point. If he hasn't I contemplate just getting the Godmoder to steal it as a challenge. Also what's he even doing these days. If he has I greedily take it and turn on KeepInventory. Yes, despite the fact that I've used captchalogue modi before. I then contemplate just trying to destroy the stuff in the Shrine of 2B2T, and whether I can even do so.
In keeping with my position as Chekhov's apprentice, I take out the bangun I alchemized all that time ago and fire, banning Keepers en masse. I then attempt to figure out where Stowaway is so I can summon them at a later point. I then blatantly jack omglolsguy's Combat Operandi and use Zillyhoo's Legacy on the Keepers. If that fails despite my also possessing legendary weapons of cherubim lore, I just use Santa's Sweets on them instead. I then contemplate whether I could hypothetically use Trickster Time. I mean I am the first Trickster in this game after all. Anyways, I also take out the Pumpkinsucker and smack Keepers around with it, inexplicably turning them into pumpkins which then spontaneously stop existing due to my skillful use of the Octoroon Rangoon. I then take out a glorious orb from my inventory, and stare at the Preston Cole. I decide not to use it, and instead argue and bicker pointlessly over whether the Preston Cole should be given godmodding abilities. I then for some reason plant Gatling Peas that have merged with iPads and Banguns, making them the newly christened iPeaBanguns. I then cringe at the ridiculous wordplay and proceed to iPeaban a ridiculous amount of Keepers. I then take out the Twitchy Staff, and complain a lot about the Vord's immunity to confusion while crudely bludgeoning their heads in. I then reason that it should be able to confuse them, seeing as they're bugs and if a Pokemon-related item can't affect bugs what can it do? I then try to use the Twitchy Staff on the Keepers.
Charges Inc. 8/50
Alchemic Octet 5/9
Voidy Octet 5/9
Bloody Sym69ls && Fluorite Octet 2/9
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 3)
I release massive doses of lethargy and homework into the Keepers, derived from every homework assignment ever produced anywhere anywhen, including The Dimension Of Completely Impossible Problems, from which come such gems as "1*1= (2, 3, 4, 5)?", "Calculate the value of pi out to the final digit", and "Write a Turing-complete machine that can determine its own completeness."
I give the final sample problem to the Godmodder, while I'm at it, with the additional caveat that it must be done using redstone logic, and use no Command Blocks. In fact, I incorporate that into the original problem.
I continue using infrared hard-light to Burn the Croach, whilst using Breakers from IC2 to remove the End Stone out from under/over the Croach (which causes the Croach to fall into the Void.)
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
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> Alchemies
(SCP-498 && EAS Tones Machine) && Barrett XM500 = Snipealarmer (5/6)
Shengshou 9x9 && The Sharpener = SCP-585-b (6/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Xcano, I heard you like Michael Rosen
I pull out the Plumsgun and fire it at the Vord Keepers while telling a terrifying story from the point of view of Michael Rosen.
"Once, the Vord turned up round our way saying they were going to infect our Toenails with croach! OH NO! The moment I dread when the Vord are coming to murder us! But, and this is a big but, do we keel over and die. No we don't, no we don't, no we don't! Suddenly, Mark Sabine appeared! And he went to the End with us, in his Marmalade Truck! When we got there, we found that there was this croach ALL OVER the floor... Then, a keeper came up to us and said, "Keel over and die, Michael Rosen!" So I pulled OUT my Plumsgun and fired it at the Vord like Plamz-plamz-plamz-plamz! Plamz-plamz! Plam-plam-plamz! Suddenly, Rog turned up round the End and said, "Die you arachnid scum!" And he pulled out his voirus and fired it like voirusvoirusvoirusvoirus. And all the Vord got a voirus and some of them keeled over and died. Then, Rog got Taken! OH NO! The moment I dread when Rog gets Taken! So I kill Rog with a Fridge to the FACE! /ǃǃǃǃ/ NiceNiceNiceNice. Then Mark Sabine pulled out his Marmalade and poured Marmalade on the croach! The marmalade is actually fl-uOR!-OH-and-tə-m-OooOO-n-Ik ac-ID! (ROSEN SENTENCE MIXING KING) and it destroys the croach! Hah! And we went home and everything was lovely once again. Wonderful." And what happens in the Rosen story happens on GodCraft!
> 05 Action: Cellular Automaton Showcase: Life without Death (B3/S012345678, Life-like)
I pull out the enlarged Ergo Sum and place a few cells on the Life without Death rule inside the croach. It immediately explodes, causing a section of the croach to combust! A ladder flies straight up and impales some of the Vord Keepers, while two parasitic shoots catch up with another ladder and cause an explosion that takes out a bunch of Vord, leaving a solid mushroom cloud of LwD cells. Another part of the LwD conglomerate releases a ladder that flies straight through the croach, drilling straight through it! I clear the LwD cells and the entire area collapses, leaving the croach scarred and deformed!
Bender keeps rocking the [REDACTED] out with Faggartslayer, while blasting more Keepers with Bender's Gun. Lothyra reluctantly joins in and fires iAntimak Carbine in locksteps with Bender and the heavy metal he is playing. She and Bender then use the launch pads that Eric will set up in his next post (I'm editing this from after that has happened) to board the Preston Cole. If that fails, she activates the rocket boosters that she alchemized into her armor during the battle with the Counter-Operation at the End of Act 3 (she used them to Falcon Punch GLaDOS), grabs Bender with the Nanomag Gloves, and flies above to safety.
Endermen Army Action: The endermen army rallies. As more forces pile on to decimate the Keepers, a few thousand Vord each lay a TNT block down, before a random explosion from a previous lights the TNT and causes a massive explosion that wipes out part of the Croach and blows many Keepers out of the sky.
My Action: I back up the Endermen Army with battle technique: Fleet Attack.
SCP Foundation Action: The legal war against the Curse of Repetitiveness continues. The Foundation drops a bombshell that the Curse of Repetitiveness is inconsistent at best by pointing out that it failed to wipe out the Vord despite them re-appearing several times and summoning the same entity several thousand times. The Curse's lawyers realize their mistake, and try to fix it by hiring mercenaries to shoot some Vord dead so they can claim they were killed by the curse of repetitiveness.
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Amulet of Void 2/7
The Braineraser 2/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I order the TIE-Sentry to deftly assail the Keepers.
Afterwards, I flash-step within the vicinity of the Keepers, and cast Nyogtha's Gaze on them, which, according to its effects, should decrease the bugs' attack stat.
I draw the Golden Sunsticks, and heal the Preston Cole.
If I own the Red Scale, as Zerithos said I should in his final post on the Forge, I give it to Engie, as per the deal.
Kalare:
I activate the White Ring. The white runes flow upon the onyx surface of the ring, before beginning the constant vacillation between black and white. The ring begins to exude an aura of alternating white and black. The energy appears to be building up once more, generating vast amounts of energy in moments. The aura begins to grow to a far less manageable size. Evidently, I am perfectly complacent in the increasing potency of the ring. The constant expansion of the auric energies within the White Ring will only prove problematic for my adversaries. I stare at the ranks of Keepers momentarily, waiting for the perfect moment to initiate some form of arcane blast. The alternations of color between the dichromatic aura become more rapid, as if the ring were attempting to exude more energy. The energy suddenly bursts out of the ring, at my mental indication, and streaks towards the Keepers in as swift a manner as possible at the current moment. Tendrils of energy skewer innumerable Keepers with arcane fury. This is not the purpose of the ring, however. The true purpose of this thing is to manipulate the six primal elements, as well as the other fifty-two aspects of magic. As such, the vast majority of the Keepers nearby feel an internal boiling sensation. The heat steadily decreases, until it reaches a point of complete and utter frigidity. Gaseous bodily fluids spray from every single one of their orifices, leaving only the vital organs, encrusted in frost. It is advisable to run, screaming, in this situation. Or, it would be, if speech was not incapable due to the lack of bodily functions to facilitate actual vocal manipulation. The afflicted Keepers collapse to the ground, lacking any capacity for movement, nor any capability to live. Regardless of the heretofore unexplained lack of bodily function, I utilize the elemental properties of the White Ring to summon a large amount of water within the lungs of any Vord who managed to survive. Or, any internal cavity, as I don'to require absolute precision. Such a thing is left to my more refined attacks. The liquid sloshes about with my influence, causing as much agony as possible within the affected Keepers. I promptly transmute the water into entropic water, a far more direct method of dispatching others. The chaotic substances annihilates itself with pure Perditio, as well as a considerable portion of the afflicted bodies. A welcome development, to say the least. I continue to manipulate the elemental properties of the surrounding area, firing several more bolts of flashing white and black energy into the Keepers before flash-stepping to a location some distance away. I disappear, having flash-stepped again to a position directly behind the masses of Vord, cloaking myself with a fragment of void energy from the Furthest Ring. The work of wanton cadaver-making is quite exuberant and ostentatious in this regard. /s. Anyhow, I exert the entirety of the black and white aura into the Keepers. Those who are struck shudder instantaneously, before suffering a stiffness in every limb save the left arm, and a sudden incoherency of speech, Vord-tongue or otherwise. They have suffered a brain hemorrhage due to an overload of arcane power. I deactivate the White Ring, flash-stepping to a location less inherently deadly.
The Anachron:
They do seem to know what they are doing.
I mutter an incantation under my breath, and twelve Ichorium drills appear before us.
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Some time later, I (present Kalare's Minecraft avatar) examine the chaos of the End, cursing once I see the indentation that was quite clearly once a third of the End. A mental vision assails me. I am met with a large, oval-shaped room with a floor of solid vesperium. It appears as if a forge had broken here, spilling out the molten liquid, which quickly cooled, creating a flat surface. Of course, I purposefully created the forge during the placing of a... device in this room. I stare at the other end of the room, before taking several steps in that general direction. Small amounts of some shadowy vapor pour off of an area, which happens to be directly behind me. I tense, sensing something in that direction. The shadowy vapors become more comprehensible, turning dark blue, and spreading out to form an incline, as if forming something. I walk towards what appears to be a crystal on a pedestal. Of course, it appears to the vast majority of everybody else as if I were heading towards the crater. However, when I start towards it, a form encompasses me. A dark blue dragon made entirely of energy has come to prominence from the vapors. It curls around me, in a clearly hostile manner. Through the energy, I examine the now-glowing crystal. That confirms it.
y0u. y0u d0n't deserve t0 live.
Despite already being at the physical mercy of the dragon, I draw the Hazel Wand. It crackles with arcane power.
You've escaped containment, I see.
y0u are g0ing t0 pay.
The dark blue dragon composed entirely of energy seems to curl closer in, as if in an attempt to strangle me. I merely raise the Hazel Wand, and mutter a phrase.
Tageth a'ash angau yi ash reposia'ry.
Violet energy streaks across the dragon in the form of electricity.
Give me one reason why I should not send you back into the depths of oblivion.
i want t0...
You wish to return within this Minecraftian body, to help in the war efforts?
The creature seems mildly ambivalent. I do not let my guard down. Forcing this thing out of my mind was difficult enough, and I do not need to experience that again.
i think i want t0 gorilla everything up.
I ponder this for several moments, and then extend my hand. A mixture of an amethyst aura and inky power radiates from it. Both the navy dragon and the energy are visible to everybody else. One shake.
I can help you with that. Hah.
Kid Radd: 25/45
>SUMMON Foot Holder (Quantity: 2)
>RIDE Foot Holder
>DISPLAY Foot Holder STATS
Foot Holder [AG]:
HP: 2,000/2,000
ATTK: 500
SKILLS:
Flying: It's flying. Obviously.
Ridable Platform: Can support 1 player to also give a Flying advantage. Will remove Flying from player when destroyed.
DONE Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength 2/2
NEW Potion of Strength OOO Liquified Red Hourglass of Death = ??? 1/??
NEW X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden apple = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Aside from my TIMEBRINGER CHAIN, I heal TT2200 with the LIFEBRINGER.
I save the game?
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. I reach cross my weaponspace and pull out a cacophony of HIS weapons!
I start by pointing a bringer at myself and extracting what is left of HIS essence, creating a HIMBRINGER! I use it, and a GHOST HIM BRINGER-COPY appears, wielding a DOOMBRINGER! HE runs up to the CROACH, and shoots a perfect shot from the DOOMBRINGER, into the heart of the CROACH! I follow suit, and fire my HOPEBRINGER in the same fashion, standing with HIM side by side! It is very dramatic looking, trust me.
Next, HE pulls out his GHOST STEAMHAMMER BRINGER-COPY, and I pull out the original STEAMHAMMER! I struggle to keep up as HE BONPs the Croach with full power, and I use MEMES to BONP even harder!
Using HIS GHOST VANQUISHER BRINGER-COPY, HE vanishes. I try to spot HIM, to no avail. However, I do the same, and guessing what HE is going to do, I sneak around and BACK-SLASH the Croach, but I guessed wrong and in a blinding flash, HE stabs down onto the Croach with so much power that the HIMBRINGER explodes (onto the CROACH) and the GHOST HIM BRINGER-COPY dissappears!
X-VIRUS 14/20 (Irecreeper'd)
X-PLAGUE 14/30 (Irecreeper'd)
X-EXTINCTION 15/40 (Irecreeper'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 17/20
Planet Express Ship: 8/11
Faggartslayer: 7/8
Tiny Battery Nanopack: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Good. It seems that the Battery Nanopack is now small enough to be attached to the gloves without burdening the wearer.
Lothyra alchemizes Nanomag Gloves & Tiny Battery Nanopack & Tiny Computer & Neural Interface & Name Tag = Remote Magnepulators.
REMOTE MAGNEPULATORS: A pair of Nanomag Gloves with Tiny Battery Nanopacks attached to them. The Battery Nanopacks electrify the Magstone Wires, allowing these gloves to project a magnetic field and manipulate objects that respond to said magnetic field (like antimatter, plasma, SciAntimak, or any metal object in general) by wearing the gloves. The Tiny Computer and Neural Interface allow the wearer of these gloves to control how the electromagnetic field manipulates the objects. They're basically the scientific version of John Egbert's ecto gloves.
She then notices that the Keepers have to be really close together to swarm us like this. She takes advantage of that fact to use iAntinuke on the Croach/Keepers, which should deal more damage because of aforementioned grouping together. She then points out that the End has waaaaaaaaaaay too much gravity for an object of its size, then loads that into the Physics Cannon. The Physics Cannon would normally fire at the End itself, but since the Croach is covering it, it targets the latter instead. Bender heals the Physics Cannon and the Preston Cole with Universal Power, then lights the Croach on fire with Bender's Gun's lightning powers. The Croach takes extra damage from fire damage, according to Eric.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
But there is a Zeeky H Bomb near me and i Chucked him at a Random Hostile Entity before he said Zeeky Boogy Doog
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
All HALI arrays deploy, and, after time shenanigans, create enough platforms for everyone to stand on and move about with.
In fact, it looks like I have a couple futureclones now.
All of us open fire, with burny things and Fire from Four Elements, in addition to a high-intensity infrared HALI wall rush.
We roll Incendiary Eightfold (about 4 times).
((If I had known they were on the Moon before that....))
==Elsewhere==
>>They have been removed. That produces a significant wrinkle in our plans. Especially as...Wait, Trollian allows us to observe...Aha.
>>I have the requisite data.
==The Moon, A Couple Of Minutes After The Ship Arrived==
*an extremely strong illusion, powered by the mana of an entire universe dedicated to generating mana, deploys*
*an array of improbability devices deploys, along with myself. The array is calibrated to disarm the observed defenses and all speculated ones*
}}Clockwork Fruitbasket Active.
}}Wormhole Active...In Case Of Emergency Run Away.
I enter.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Awkward Potion O0O (Fluorite Octet || Glowstone Dust) = Potion of Light (Complete)
(SCP-498 && EAS Tones Machine) && Barrett XM500 = Snipealarmer (3/6)
Shengshou 9x9 && The Sharpener = SCP-585-b (5/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Cellular Automaton Showcase: Like Star Wars (B278/S3456/6, Generations)
I pull out Ergo Sum, enlarge it with the Giant Gear and begin to summon a chain of cellular automata.
I begin by inserting a bunch of soup into the middle of the Vord swarm on the Like Star Wars (a variant of Star Wars, which is itself an exploding rule) cellular automaton. This causes several chain-like patterns to appear from a puffer that also fires laser-like shots, all of which hit Vord Keepers. A large banner - an infinitely expanding shot and an example of linear growth - flies straight into the Vord Keepers, pushing some of them out of the way and instantly heating them to 20,000 K. They immediately burn up. Next, I produce a small gun - a few dots with trails spinning around a dot - that begins to fire into the Vord swarm. I decide this is not enough and place 20,000,000,000 guns in an array that fires into the Vord swarm, creating a moving wall of death that destroys as many Keepers as possible. Finally, I create what is essentially a wide lasergun that takes out more Vord.
> 05 Action: Levitation
As a way of keeping Cobalt and myself in the air, I summon a 19x19 maximum density still life in Conway's Game of Life with a bunch of blocks leading up to it using Life's Wands. The still life is placed over the End island.
We ascend.
Upon realizing that croach has a consistency similar to Jell-O I secretly replace all the croach with Jell-O painted the same color as croach. From there I toss it into a big firey death furnace. The newly hardened croach will be inedible to the Vord Keepers, and in five hundred years they will all starve to death. All according to plan.
Of course, the 500 years passes in 5 seconds relative to us because I mean why not. Nobody has 500 years to waste. Except for one or two but they're spooky and
Iwe don't talk about them.He scream
Unknown Entity: 18/40
I Obliterate the Vord Keepers with a chunk-crushing Mobius Wall.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Amulet of Void 3/7
The Braineraser 3/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone a Splash Potion of Augmentation. Upon doing so, I immediately smash it on the ground before me. Utilizing this brief increase in arcane power, I activate the Black Ring as well. With the energy of the Inky Abyss flowing through the ring, I think it would be adequate to cast some spells. Inky tendrils of liquid aura are emitted by the ring of solid ink. The connection to the abyss appears to be slowly draining my life force. It would be best if I were to hurry. As such, I annihilate a bottle of Visink to fuel and augment my already considerably powerful attack. The ink tendrils streak towards the Keepers at an alarmingly swift rate, piercing through the front lines within half a second of the initial usage of the Splash Potion of Augmentation. The inky tendrils, upon reaching the first eight Keepers, enter some state of inanimate frenzy. The supercharged ink punches through the chitin of the opposition with a shower of blood, and promptly flows towards the next target. Before striking once more, the tendrils of ink separate into several different streams, which all divert their directions, heading towards random Keepers, indiscriminately melting holes through the bugs in an attempt to reach some sort of target. I focus on the attack slightly more. Upon doing so, the ink streams proceed to accelerate rapidly, slicing through the Vord ranks far quicker than before. Several tendrils pierce two Keepers at once. While this may be somewhat damaging, I am almost certain that it is not the apex of potency in regards to this ink. The tendrils continue to attempt to decimate as many Vord as possible, skewering without any regard for the Vord who attempt to stop the inky blasts. Suddenly, the flowing bolt of ink harnesses the energy of the Void, which is augmented immensely by our proximity to the Void itself, creating a sort of hardened exterior shell of energy around several bolts. This shell aids in the endeavor to slay as many Keepers as possible by making it much easier to puncture the chitin. The other tentacular inkblasts, however, are not energized by the Void in such a mundane manner. They obtain much more subtle traits. The full pain of the melting of a hole through a Keeper is exuded in a shockwave from the blast, making the surrounding Vord feel the explosion and the heat as well. The last group of tendrils gains a far less subtle ability as well. By that, I mean the ink inexplicably obtains the ability to teleport. This serves as an instrument of terror, primarily. The streaking bolts suddenly disappear at random intervals, reappearing within the process of skewering another Keeper. This certainly serves to drive the Keepers back, however negligibly. However, I notice the void energy threatening to harm the players, and immediately vaporize every single bolt of ink, before deactivating the Black Ring. Upon being vaporized, the ink violently explodes due to my psionic influence, damaging the Croach.
That reminds me. I go into my inventory, and mouse over the Splash Potion of Augmentation, checking its duration, and the name of the potion effect it grants.
I utilize The Enlightenment to do several things. Firstly, I attempt to view Bill Cipher. Afterwards (possibly confirming that Bill knows I am watching, if I succeed in viewing), I attempt to view the Ancestral Pearl. It must be in here somewhere, unless it is within the Overworld, which I doubt.
50/50 Executor
33/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I note that this is the homeland of the Endermen, who have been evicted from their homeland by these swarms. "Big mistake, Vord. BIG mistake." I activate Combat Operandi: 1st ESFB, except that this time EVERY endermen still alive joins the war after a brief Training from Hell to rank them up to ESF forces, and they all fight with a dread fury that shocks even the vord. Some anhillate Vord forces by ripping whole chunks out of the Croach and throwing them into the Vord with such force that each thrown chunk blasts through several keepers at once. Others teleport onto Vord en masse and shred them to pieces before moving onto the other one, to the point where a Vord goes down every 0.1 seconds to the combined assualt. Still others re-activate ender crystals, allowing them to release healing pulses that fly out and heal the UNSC Preston Cole.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation that NOTHING kills SCP-682, and files suit against the Curse of repetitiveness for violating that law of nature. They send their best team of lawyers (the same ones who beat many SCP objects in legal warfare) in to prove their case against the Curse of Repetitiveness. As court reporters call the case "The unkillable force versus the immutable law", SCP-225-2 collides with SCP-225-1 (somehow inside the End), causing {DATA EXPUNGED} to the Vord (hint: the expunged data in this case heavily implies that the impact will at the very least break the End in 2 parts).
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 18/20
Planet Express Ship: 9/11
Faggartslayer: 8/8 Complete!
Remote Magnepulators: 2/?
==Actions==
Bender picks up Faggartslayer. He rocks the [REDACTED] out with it, unleashing its full power (on the Keepers if it requires a target). Energized by this, he uses Heavy Metal on the Keepers, which deals more damage because Heavy Metal is a type of rock music. He then begins to upgrade it one more time by alchemizing Faggartslayer & Heaven's False Promise & Angel's Menstrual Blood & Horns of Satan's Generals & Name Tag = Effslayer (yes, this is Harry Potter's guitar from Thirty H's, just Bowlderized). Lothyra launches an Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station at the Croach.
(f-word)slayer: Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, this guitar originates from a dimension where all screamed for naught. A.K.A. the Nether (it actually comes from a hilariously terrible, manly, and nonsensical Harry Potter fanfic called HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm not kidding, that's its actual title. It was MSTed in a Homestuck fanfic here).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 27/50
Blood Pact: 12/50
Ethereal Calling: 2/50
I call upon a powerful fire spell to forge a blazing path upon the Keepers. (I just throw a spinning fireball at them, in other words)
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
In keeping with my position as Chekhov's apprentice, I take out the bangun I alchemized all that time ago and fire, banning Keepers en masse. I then attempt to figure out where Stowaway is so I can summon them at a later point. I then blatantly jack omglolsguy's Combat Operandi and use Zillyhoo's Legacy on the Keepers. If that fails despite my also possessing legendary weapons of cherubim lore, I just use Santa's Sweets on them instead. I then contemplate whether I could hypothetically use Trickster Time. I mean I am the first Trickster in this game after all. Anyways, I also take out the Pumpkinsucker and smack Keepers around with it, inexplicably turning them into pumpkins which then spontaneously stop existing due to my skillful use of the Octoroon Rangoon. I then take out a glorious orb from my inventory, and stare at the Preston Cole. I decide not to use it, and instead argue and bicker pointlessly over whether the Preston Cole should be given godmodding abilities. I then for some reason plant Gatling Peas that have merged with iPads and Banguns, making them the newly christened iPeaBanguns. I then cringe at the ridiculous wordplay and proceed to iPeaban a ridiculous amount of Keepers. I then take out the Twitchy Staff, and complain a lot about the Vord's immunity to confusion while crudely bludgeoning their heads in. I then reason that it should be able to confuse them, seeing as they're bugs and if a Pokemon-related item can't affect bugs what can it do? I then try to use the Twitchy Staff on the Keepers.
Charges Inc. 8/50
Alchemic Octet 5/9
Voidy Octet 5/9
Bloody Sym69ls && Fluorite Octet 2/9
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 3)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I give the final sample problem to the Godmodder, while I'm at it, with the additional caveat that it must be done using redstone logic, and use no Command Blocks. In fact, I incorporate that into the original problem.
I continue using infrared hard-light to Burn the Croach, whilst using Breakers from IC2 to remove the End Stone out from under/over the Croach (which causes the Croach to fall into the Void.)
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I hit some Keepers with a 1:1 model of Earth.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
(SCP-498 && EAS Tones Machine) && Barrett XM500 = Snipealarmer (5/6)
Shengshou 9x9 && The Sharpener = SCP-585-b (6/10)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Xcano, I heard you like Michael Rosen
I pull out the Plumsgun and fire it at the Vord Keepers while telling a terrifying story from the point of view of Michael Rosen.
"Once, the Vord turned up round our way saying they were going to infect our Toenails with croach! OH NO! The moment I dread when the Vord are coming to murder us! But, and this is a big but, do we keel over and die. No we don't, no we don't, no we don't! Suddenly, Mark Sabine appeared! And he went to the End with us, in his Marmalade Truck! When we got there, we found that there was this croach ALL OVER the floor... Then, a keeper came up to us and said, "Keel over and die, Michael Rosen!" So I pulled OUT my Plumsgun and fired it at the Vord like Plamz-plamz-plamz-plamz! Plamz-plamz! Plam-plam-plamz! Suddenly, Rog turned up round the End and said, "Die you arachnid scum!" And he pulled out his voirus and fired it like voirusvoirusvoirusvoirus. And all the Vord got a voirus and some of them keeled over and died. Then, Rog got Taken! OH NO! The moment I dread when Rog gets Taken! So I kill Rog with a Fridge to the FACE! /ǃǃǃǃ/ NiceNiceNiceNice. Then Mark Sabine pulled out his Marmalade and poured Marmalade on the croach! The marmalade is actually fl-uOR!-OH-and-tə-m-OooOO-n-Ik ac-ID! (ROSEN SENTENCE MIXING KING) and it destroys the croach! Hah! And we went home and everything was lovely once again. Wonderful." And what happens in the Rosen story happens on GodCraft!
> 05 Action: Cellular Automaton Showcase: Life without Death (B3/S012345678, Life-like)
I pull out the enlarged Ergo Sum and place a few cells on the Life without Death rule inside the croach. It immediately explodes, causing a section of the croach to combust! A ladder flies straight up and impales some of the Vord Keepers, while two parasitic shoots catch up with another ladder and cause an explosion that takes out a bunch of Vord, leaving a solid mushroom cloud of LwD cells. Another part of the LwD conglomerate releases a ladder that flies straight through the croach, drilling straight through it! I clear the LwD cells and the entire area collapses, leaving the croach scarred and deformed!
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 19/20
Planet Express Ship: 10/11
Remote Magnepulators: 3/?
Effslayer: 2/11
==Actions==
Bender keeps rocking the [REDACTED] out with Faggartslayer, while blasting more Keepers with Bender's Gun. Lothyra reluctantly joins in and fires iAntimak Carbine in locksteps with Bender and the heavy metal he is playing. She and Bender then use the launch pads that Eric will set up in his next post (I'm editing this from after that has happened) to board the Preston Cole. If that fails, she activates the rocket boosters that she alchemized into her armor during the battle with the Counter-Operation at the End of Act 3 (she used them to Falcon Punch GLaDOS), grabs Bender with the Nanomag Gloves, and flies above to safety.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
50/50 Executor
34/50 Weath Ray
Endermen Army Action: The endermen army rallies. As more forces pile on to decimate the Keepers, a few thousand Vord each lay a TNT block down, before a random explosion from a previous lights the TNT and causes a massive explosion that wipes out part of the Croach and blows many Keepers out of the sky.
My Action: I back up the Endermen Army with battle technique: Fleet Attack.
SCP Foundation Action: The legal war against the Curse of Repetitiveness continues. The Foundation drops a bombshell that the Curse of Repetitiveness is inconsistent at best by pointing out that it failed to wipe out the Vord despite them re-appearing several times and summoning the same entity several thousand times. The Curse's lawyers realize their mistake, and try to fix it by hiring mercenaries to shoot some Vord dead so they can claim they were killed by the curse of repetitiveness.