The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Far Lands, right now:
I reclaim the bow Darkleer, a suitable substitute until my rifle is completed, and draw back the first of many arrows, a new design courtesy of the Crew R&D on Anachron. The narrow shaft of carbon fiber and dense alloy provides housing for a spring-loaded set of guidance-augged fletchings, a tiny grav accelerator with attendant microfusion core, and a head, heavier than one might expect, composed of highly esoteric materials, neither native nor welcome to this plane of existence. The bow itself, thrumming with alien power, infuses the arrow with its own strange energy before sending it on its way at nearly the speed of sound, a paltry velocity immediately increased manyfold by false gravity. When the arrow reaches its target, the Origin Wither, its head opens in a flowerlike bloom of unnatural slivers and unholy flame, tearing apart everything before it with Eldritch fury before the shaft itself, tipped by razor-edged tungsten carbide and, by now, moving at a reasonable fraction of C, cuts deep, then detonates in a tenth-kiloton of thermonuclear rage like the death of a tiny star. And then another and another and another, until the great bow's power fades and I must wait to use it again.
I make use of BT: Ruination against the Origin Wither!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Great Big Charged Attack 1/50
RPLS-SH reload 4/10
Other Charged Attack, which I will use sooner 1/20
The Anachron biolabs, right now:
"Nor am I... I'm afraid I have little idea what to do from here other than trial and error, though that shouldn't take too long with H3 and these three helping."
My own Cloning Project charge 1/20 {Shouldn't take long with a quick +1 dump from the last few turns, but felt necessary, also not the only reason I'm not just saying the cloning worked already.}
"On a mostly unrelated topic, I would very much like to borrow an Ichorium Drill for a few weeks, will that be possible?"
Glad to see this hasn't ended yet. Uh. Just pretend I'm planning something really big and sure to do 1 damage to the Godmodder. It's not a charge, it's just me planning something stüpid until I come back. Oh, and the Dedede summon is cancelled.
Of course, killing the Godmodder is not on the Grand List of Things to Accomplish as of this post, but it probably will be be the time I return so eh.
Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = Arachnide 7/11
NEW Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = ??? 1/??
NEW Potion of Strength OOO Liquified Red Hourglass of Death = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Aside from my TIMEBRINGER CHAIN, I heal a random AG player with the LIFEBRINGER.
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. I reach cross my weaponspace and pull out Bringers. Bringers of all sorts. Bringers upon bringers upon bringers.
I target the Taken Origin Wither if it is alive, and the Swarm-Queen if it isn't.
I pull out a GRAVITYBRINGER, and cause GRAVITY to change around it! I begin by removing gravity around it, sending it into the sky. Before it gets into the upper atmosphere, I aim a shot at it, and cause GRAVITY to increase ten times more than normal on in, bringing it down to the ground, and crushing it.
Then, I pull out a SOUNDBRINGER, and shoot a note so low at it, that it would kill any players that wander near the blast. It is, the DEATH NOTE! *Badum tiss*
A PLASMABRINGER is used next, causing a giant searing inferno at it, vaporizing it and all objects in a giant radius around it!
Going into space to get this bringer, I use the VACUUMBRINGER, and create a massive vacuum, the size of the inferno, around it, preventing it from breathing. Or moving, or hearing. VACUUM!
While it is immobilized, I prepare thousands of volts from the ELECTRICITYBRINGER, which all enter it upon the VACUUM subsiding!
To finish it off, I fire a blast from all 6 BRINGERs at once, creating a NOVA ELEMENTAL BLAST!
Just came to say I won't be able to post for the next few days because of homework. I hope I don't miss the ending of this trial like I did with the other two.
/null
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~Albert Einstein
/null: welcome back xcano, but we've hit true end-game, godmodder won't take any damage from anything but the predetermined events (red: the trials) anymore.
So hey, you made good on your intent to join! Congrats. Right now, we're in the Far Lands, so let's just say I set up a teleporter up near spawn so you can get there more conveniently. We're also attacking the Vord, which are more or less just the Zerg except different looking. Either way, I take out the Doctor's Crystals and attempt to use ON A ROLL on the Vord Knights.
+2 to Wilson (I owe 2 more)
Charges Inc. 6/50
Alchemic Octet 3/9
Voidy Octet 3/9
Bloody Octet 3/9
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
YourPainIsMyGain finds nothing good to punch around the battlefield...
...and is suddenly covered in stacks of wood and random weapons!
...Chair Blade obtained!
=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- Genesis (Tazz'd, Modpack'd, +4 total)
-5 / 7- The Helixier
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I pull out the MATERIAL PLANE and begin unloading it into the air, causing thousands of IRON GIRDERS to rain down upon the HOSTILES!
I then jump on one of the vertical girders, and begin ninja-jumping from pole to pole slashing HOSTILE enemies left and right with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE. I then create a CHAIR-NOVA in the center of the field of girders, causing every single last one to melt, covering the field with lava!
Suddenly, the thing that Twin never responded to where I broke Engiedrone and the Unremarkable Man out of Binary's ships happens. The device in question was the Clockwork Lime, if memory serves and you want to look up what is essentially "This happened because probability is broken due to finite improbability generators that are calibrated right for this, plus strong illusion, also teleport to U -3i or some similar number that doesn't exist entirely in the set of all reals".
==Godcraft==
I deploy a speech.
Specifically, a modified version of the speech that almost stopped the Infinite War. And this time, I make sure there aren't any trolls around to make a mess of things.
Also, vote for any special that won't pop if I vote for it.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
/null: welcome back xcano, but we've hit true end-game, godmodder won't take any damage from anything but the predetermined events (red: the trials) anymore.
@stronghammer: Oh, well, good luck with that.
TARNATIONS. I'll through that out the window.
2ND POST
If I can get my hands on some, I douse myself in chemicals and ask to be shot directly in the face with lightning.
Once again, homework proves to be too much. No post today, guys. I'm very sorry that you have to wait three days for this... But, to make this better, here's a storypost that I've been working on for a while. Enjoy.
Elsewhere on GodCraft, an eternal war rages with no signs of stopping. Naturally, the server is in complete chaos due to so many players running around, and the Godmodder, despite his ability to rollback sections of the world, finds it a bit annoying to deal with so many players at once, resulting in war-torn fields such as this one. Many of the players have split off into small factions, and the faction of Stowaway looks to survive and find what little treasure they can on the server.
Normally, everything has been taken by players long in advance, and places of interest have been desecrated weeks before they have actually stepped foot in them. That doesn't appear to be the case today, where the faction of Stowaway has uncovered something never before seen in the server... And something everyone else is convinced doesn't exist.
asdfROX [PL]: ughhh this server is so dumb why has no one left
QWOP_Lord [PL]: EVERYONE JOIN THE CREATIVE SERVER AND GO HERe; x=6893442 z=-452321354
feheiaawefa [PL]: if you read this while scrolling you have been visited by trumpet skelton of the abyss
666ISAWSOM [PL]: Lol you all are noobs
steverocker [PL]: look at this chat it's like flipping twitch plays pokemon
Lemmygai [PL]: LEMMY
BonniethBunny4112 [PL]: DAE excited for fnaf3?????????????
omgomgzomg [PL]: no fair a guy whit fuyll diamond armor killed me!!
420_O_024 [PL]: Does anyone have any advice on how to beat the minigames?
feheiaawefa [PL]: good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you say 'thank mr skeltal'
Lemmygai [PL]: LEMMY
oldMANyellsATcloud [PL]: Phil Fish did nothing wrong
_ [PL]: I bet you all wish you had this username
QWOP_Lord [PL]: EVERYONE JOIN THE CREATIVE SERVER AND GO HERe; x=6893442 z=-452321354
Lemmygai [PL]: LEMMY
hihipuffyamiyumi [PL]: stOP SAYING LEMMY!!!!!!!!1
jaredsw [PL]: this is stupid
hihipuffyamiyumi [PL]: thank mr skeltal
CreeperD [PL]: What a mess.
*CreeperD has switched to Faction-Only Chat.*
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Anyone else here? Well I mean, you're all here...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I guess what I'm saying is, is anyone not AFK?
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple turns to look at the funny creeper*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: i'm here! *he says, grinning evilly*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: they're ALLL here... *and he points to some b--
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Yes, I get it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: You're always online; I think this is the only place where you can live out your roleplaying fantasies and people will listen to--no wait, just acknowledge you.
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple mutters under his breath and stalks into the shadows*
CreeperD [Stowaway]: /rollseyes. Anyone else here?
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: ye
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: f1nn wants y0u by the way
~ATHsavant [Stowaway]: i ~am here ~also!
~ATHsavant [Stowaway]: finn indeed w~ants you. i believe he mentioned something ~about ~a c~ave?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Yeah, that's what he told me two days ago. It took me this flipping long to actually GET here.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: And I have no clue what I'm looking at. What is this? Some kind of temple?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It looks like it! It's totally mathematical!
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Oh, uh. Hey there, Finn. Didn't see you there.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Hahaha, it's alright. I was afk for a bit. But it looks like you're here, so get going!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: I'll talk with you along the way, bro. So I can get you up to speed.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay then.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: So yeah, as you said, this is some kind of temple! It can't be anything like Monolithium--
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What, the temple from Zero Hour?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yes, dude. This isn't like it, but this totes isn't from normal Minecraft either! And even better, it was undisturbed!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It hadn't even been TOUCHED. It was unreal.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Ick. It certainly looks imposing.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Oh yeah. There was a buttload of monsters in there, including a giant skeleton boss! But we took them out.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: A good amount of us went inside earlier to clear it out. Some of the rest are heading in right now.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Yeah, they're alongside me. Should I grab a torch or something? Looks pretty dark.
_DRIEWDDO [Stowaway]: go ahead, manam, daehad og
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Heh, uh, okay.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So what's this you were saying about a ton of monsters AND a skeleton boss?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Oh yeah. This whole place must be like a dungeon or a gauntlet. The majority of the enemies were skeletons of some kind.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: In case you hadn't noticed the GIANT BONE at the entrance to this thing, this place is like, totes skeleton-themed. To the max.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I figured as much.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So, none of you left anything for me? I'm hurt.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Pssh, most of them were really easy to beat! You didn't miss out on much, except for some rockin' adventures and sweet loot!
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Not making me feel any better here.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Whoops. Uh, sorry about that. Anyway, the only tough guy was the skeleton boss. He looked an awful lot like the Lich! Except he wasn't nearly as scary.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Well I mean, he WAS pretty scary; he shouldn't even be in the game! And he was like super-tall and... Anyway, not important.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: What is important is what the thing was guarding.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Hmm. What WAS it guarding?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Er... A chest. You'll see when you get to the chamber where we fought it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: And where is that exactly? This place is like a maze, seriously.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I bet some of you got lost here.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: s0me 0f them d1d, yeah
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple pops back out of the shadows to talk to the creeper again*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: one of my friends went in to this temple and never came out! *he says*
CreeperD [Stowaway]: (Assuming you have any.)
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: eheheh... murderers do get friends! but they are weird ones...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Apparently.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay so, where's the chest???
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It's in the main chamber. Just follow the redstone torches we've placed around and you should find it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Alright then.
After navigating through the ruins, CreeperD eventually makes his way to the main chamber. He doesn't encounter any fellow faction members in his trek.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So it was just on a pedestal like this?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yep. Just like that. It even had the sunbeam coming down from it and everything.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Honestly I have no clue how that even got there. It's pretty cool.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: It's glowstone is what it is.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Thanks for ruining the magic for me. :|
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Ha, don't mention it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So... Now comes the obvious question.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What's in the thing?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Er...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What do you mean, er?
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: 0h w0w just tell h1m
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: We don't actually know what's in the thing.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: You mean to tell me that you spent ALL this time looking at the chest and you didn't even open it to see what was inside?!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Hey, relax! Relax!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: I didn't open it because I figured you wanted to see what was in it along with me!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Like, an experience that we both saw together.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Well... That's very nice of you, actually.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: als0 he was scared 1t was b00by-trapped
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Heh. Nice.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Ugh. There was that too.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I thought adventurers were supposed to take risks.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: And besides, this thing doesn't look like a trapped chest.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: "y0u can never be t00 sure w1th the g0dm0dder"
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: that was h1s reas0n1ng
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It... It still stands!
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: mm
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: well creeper 1s r1ght
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: y0u've g0t t0 take r1sks
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: play1ng 1t safe 1sn't g0nna cut 1t 0n th1s server
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: and y0u kn0w 1t
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Fine, you know what? You're right. We're gonna open this chest.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Now we're talking. Let's go.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Should you do it or should I?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Ehhh... You go.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: You're still scared, aren't you?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: OPEN THE CHEST
CreeperD opens the chest, not knowing what to expect. Its hinges creak uncertainly as the sole item in the chest is revealed to be...
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: A bone?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: A bone.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: ser10usly
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: a b0ne
_DRIEWDDO [Stowaway]: a bone was all we gotog ew lla saw enob a
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple gasps in shock, his face turning into this:*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: :0
You are all blown away at the fact that a bone-based dungeon contained a bone as a prize.
Elsewhere, in the Far Lands, the Godmodder examines warped structures and alien geometries. Some residual croach remains, but not nearly enough to produce more Vord. As the Godmodder ponders this, he hears the mystical voice of Alpha calling to him through his mind... He's saying:
ALPHA: Hey. I need you for a second.
OMEGA: Oh, alright. What is it?
ALPHA: It's about the Vord.
OMEGA: Okay. Let me establish a mental connection...
OMEGA: HUP
OMEGA: Alright, I'm here. Where are you?
ALPHA: Over here.
OMEGA: Oh, hey.
ALPHA: I see you're using our combined power efficiently.
ALPHA: Efficiently enough, anyway.
OMEGA: These new techniques are really helping out. With them, the Vord will be gone in no time.
OMEGA: And, I mean, there's still the Preston Cole. That thing's no joke.
ALPHA: Interesting. You do realize that since the Preston Cole destroyed Piono, an Alpha Godmodder, the Preston Cole is legally allowed to become an Alpha Godmodder itself?
ALPHA: If we don't hurry, it may reach your position in 30 years.
OMEGA: Heh. Nice one. I really wouldn't worry about it. And you shouldn't either, since you're me.
ALPHA: Hah. I do enjoy having a... well, not an equal... a brother. Yes. A brother that I can talk to at any time.
OMEGA: What do you mean we're not equal? We're both Omega+ Godmodders with a large grasp of their powers!
ALPHA: Yet I have the edge, because I am not afraid to use my powers at any means necessary.
ALPHA: Regardless, this is but a minor difference. Having two splits agree with each other on nearly everything else, and even work together... This has never happened before.
OMEGA: Huh. I read up on a book about split personalities. Pretty sure Scratch wrote it. He said that when two splits act as one, it's totality.
OMEGA: I guess we're in permanent totality.
ALPHA: It seems so. Perhaps the nature of our formation has caused this. I was born from a glitch, you know. Really, the Glitch. What if this glitched the parameters of split formation?
OMEGA: That would be interesting but probably irrelevant.
ALPHA: I agree.
OMEGA: Wait a minute...
OMEGA: Something's going on! I'm detecting some odd activity on the server.
ALPHA: What is it? Where's it coming from?
OMEGA: There's a large amount of magical energy coming from X=15234785, Y=10, Z=52348905.
ALPHA: Interesting. See if you can find a cause.
OMEGA: It's all centered around one item. It's... My god. IT'S...
ALPHA: It's a bone. Huh.
OMEGA: Hold on... I don't think this is just ANY bone. It's too powerful.
ALPHA: You don't mean what I think you mean...
OMEGA: Yes. I do. I think these players stumbled upon an Ancestral Artifact.
OMEGA: Alpha, do you know what this means??
ALPHA: Definitely. If we can gather up all of the Ancestral Artifacts, you would become...
OMEGA: Yeah.
OMEGA: I remember Scratch saying that he knew who the Psi-Godmodder was, but that he couldn't tell me yet.
OMEGA: That I wasn't supposed to know who it was yet. But now, the Artifacts are popping up.
OMEGA: If the Psi-Godmodder ends up being me, I'll have to find all the Artifacts.
OMEGA: And I'm the best bet at being the Psi-Godmodder, so... I think I should start.
ALPHA: I think you should as well. Gather them all up, and then unleash their power right away. You'll end up crushing the players in a matter of minutes.
OMEGA: Whoa whoa whoa. Don't you think it's a bit early to use their power? I mean, shouldn't this be an eleventh-hour superpower?
ALPHA: If you use it sooner than later, you will have more health. And you will be unexpected.
OMEGA: Alright then. Looks like I'm going on a sidequest.
OMEGA: Wish me luck.
ALPHA: You won't need it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay, so... It's a bone. Big whoop.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yeah, I mean... I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: I mean, I know we're in a skeleton dungeon, but... What a letdown.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Like, why couldn't it have been an awesome bow?
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: 0r a skull that sh00ts f1re
_DRIEWDDO was skewered.
purplemanTRUTH was skewered.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Huh. I'm genuinely surprised that this whole place has lasted this long. I thought for sure someone would have taken this by now.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Heheh, I know. Looks like it finally worked out for us, huh?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: At last, WE'RE the ones who get the sweet loot!
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: the "l00t" pr0pert1es 0f a B0NE are debatable
CreeperD [Stowaway]: He's got a point. But hey, we might as well do something with it.
n1ghtmaredrag0n was skewered.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Okay, what if... What if it's a component in a crafting recipe for a legendary item?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Maybe... Maybe it can be placed like a block, and if you place quartz in a T-formation, it'll spawn a Skeleton Golem!
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Hey, that could work.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yeah... Or what if it's a brewing ingredient that will make a legendary potion?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: There could be a ton of these bones around and if we place them in a special temple in the right way it'll unlock a portal.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Wait. Don't you see the three death messages up there?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Uh. Yeah. People are getting skewered, apparently.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: That's odd, I was wondering why some people were oddly silent.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Why do you think they're getting skewered? Or, I guess, HOW?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Good question.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: AGH!!
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Heh.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What the HELL?
FinnTheGreat was skewered.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: The... The Godmodder?? What are you doing here? I... I mean--
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: I know what you meant. The only reason I'm here is that you have something I want.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: So what you're going to do is give it to me.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Wait... You can't possibly mean the bone. Can you?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Yeah. That bone. That's what I want.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: And if there's something I want, you'd better believe it's something I'll get. So hand it over.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What's so important about this bone? It's just a bone, I mean, come on!
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Heh. As if I'd tell you that.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: (That's the second time you've said that...)
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Said what?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Uh. Heh.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Why... Why do you like saying that so much?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Oh, it's a habit I picked up after some player forced me to go on this long quest last April and my mind broke and I became a psycopath.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: After I became a psychopath, I took two creepy dolls and made them morph into a giant purple abomination which got promptly shot at by a cannon the size of a skyscraper.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: ...No seriously, why?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Alright, fine. Don't believe me. Look, all I'm asking for is that bone. If you don't give it to me, you're going to suffer the same fate as your friends.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: And I hope you remember that beds explode by default on this server, so if you're dead, it's going to take you a VERY long time to get back here.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: I honestly don't know how people got here in the first place.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Why do you need that bone, then?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Not important.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: ...No seriously, why?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Look, it really IS not important. It's not important to YOU, in any case. But it's important for me. So I'm going to tell you, one more time.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Hand it over.
Feeling like he has no choice, CreeperD pulls the Ancestral Bone out of the chest.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Well, I feel like I have no choice...
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Good. Because you don't.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay then... Here.
The Bone enters the Godmodder's inventory with a plop.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Alright then. I would thank you, but I almost never thank people. So I will say this: you did a good job at not immediately dying.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Uh... Thanks?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Wait. What do you mean by not immediately dying? I did what you asked, so it's not like you're going to skewer me!
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Very astute. I DID say you weren't going to suffer the same fate as your friends.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Yours will be different.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: And I would wish you luck, but you won't need it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What does he mean by...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Oh.
CreeperD fell out of the world.
Well, that is entirely enough of that nonsense. I hope you don't mind me once again hijacking this story. Do believe me when I say it won't be for too long. In fact, it will only be for one more picture, and then I will resume my hijack a few days from now.
My speech was needed for this story transition, so I hope you will not mind. My story arc will continue at a later time, so for now, enjoy this wonderful cliffhanger. Wonderful being sarcastic of course, seeing as cliffhangers are almost never wonderful. Yes, I have returned. The nature of why and how, I will not disclose to you. For you see, I did it while you were not looking. Hence the mystery. I wish you all luck with the incoming Trials, by the way. For unlike the Godmodder, you will need it.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Southern Tundra IIIIII
I fire it at the Hive-Queens, freezing them over.
I then heal the Liquid Armor.
Blaze Core
SCP-2106 7/8
Ace of Spades && Bottled Water Magic 2/X
Ace of Hearts && Crystallized Fire Magic
Dragonfly 19/20SCP-962 49/50Shieldroid 4/10
I reclaim the bow Darkleer, a suitable substitute until my rifle is completed, and draw back the first of many arrows, a new design courtesy of the Crew R&D on Anachron. The narrow shaft of carbon fiber and dense alloy provides housing for a spring-loaded set of guidance-augged fletchings, a tiny grav accelerator with attendant microfusion core, and a head, heavier than one might expect, composed of highly esoteric materials, neither native nor welcome to this plane of existence. The bow itself, thrumming with alien power, infuses the arrow with its own strange energy before sending it on its way at nearly the speed of sound, a paltry velocity immediately increased manyfold by false gravity. When the arrow reaches its target, the Origin Wither, its head opens in a flowerlike bloom of unnatural slivers and unholy flame, tearing apart everything before it with Eldritch fury before the shaft itself, tipped by razor-edged tungsten carbide and, by now, moving at a reasonable fraction of C, cuts deep, then detonates in a tenth-kiloton of thermonuclear rage like the death of a tiny star. And then another and another and another, until the great bow's power fades and I must wait to use it again.
I make use of BT: Ruination against the Origin Wither!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Great Big Charged Attack 1/50
RPLS-SH reload 4/10
Other Charged Attack, which I will use sooner 1/20
The Anachron biolabs, right now:
"Nor am I... I'm afraid I have little idea what to do from here other than trial and error, though that shouldn't take too long with H3 and these three helping."
My own Cloning Project charge 1/20 {Shouldn't take long with a quick +1 dump from the last few turns, but felt necessary, also not the only reason I'm not just saying the cloning worked already.}
"On a mostly unrelated topic, I would very much like to borrow an Ichorium Drill for a few weeks, will that be possible?"
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Glad to see this hasn't ended yet. Uh. Just pretend I'm planning something really big and sure to do 1 damage to the Godmodder. It's not a charge, it's just me planning something stüpid until I come back. Oh, and the Dedede summon is cancelled.
Of course, killing the Godmodder is not on the Grand List of Things to Accomplish as of this post, but it probably will be be the time I return so eh.
He scream
NEW Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = ??? 1/??
NEW Potion of Strength OOO Liquified Red Hourglass of Death = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Aside from my TIMEBRINGER CHAIN, I heal a random AG player with the LIFEBRINGER.
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. I reach cross my weaponspace and pull out Bringers. Bringers of all sorts. Bringers upon bringers upon bringers.
I target the Taken Origin Wither if it is alive, and the Swarm-Queen if it isn't.
I pull out a GRAVITYBRINGER, and cause GRAVITY to change around it! I begin by removing gravity around it, sending it into the sky. Before it gets into the upper atmosphere, I aim a shot at it, and cause GRAVITY to increase ten times more than normal on in, bringing it down to the ground, and crushing it.
Then, I pull out a SOUNDBRINGER, and shoot a note so low at it, that it would kill any players that wander near the blast. It is, the DEATH NOTE! *Badum tiss*
A PLASMABRINGER is used next, causing a giant searing inferno at it, vaporizing it and all objects in a giant radius around it!
Going into space to get this bringer, I use the VACUUMBRINGER, and create a massive vacuum, the size of the inferno, around it, preventing it from breathing. Or moving, or hearing. VACUUM!
While it is immobilized, I prepare thousands of volts from the ELECTRICITYBRINGER, which all enter it upon the VACUUM subsiding!
To finish it off, I fire a blast from all 6 BRINGERs at once, creating a NOVA ELEMENTAL BLAST!
X-VIRUS 12/20
X-PLAGUE 12/30
X-EXTINCTION 13/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
/null
@stronghammer: Oh, well, good luck with that.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I look around to try and figure out where in heck I am, and what I can do about it.
+2 to Wilson (I owe 2 more)
Charges Inc. 6/50
Alchemic Octet 3/9
Voidy Octet 3/9
Bloody Octet 3/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
You are greeted by thousands of insects, spaceships, chair gods, and an 8-bit Escape from the City playing in the background.
This was not a good day to start playing minecraft.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
YourPainIsMyGain finds nothing good to punch around the battlefield...
...and is suddenly covered in stacks of wood and random weapons!
...Chair Blade obtained!
=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- Genesis (Tazz'd, Modpack'd, +4 total)
-5 / 7- The Helixier
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I pull out the MATERIAL PLANE and begin unloading it into the air, causing thousands of IRON GIRDERS to rain down upon the HOSTILES!
I then jump on one of the vertical girders, and begin ninja-jumping from pole to pole slashing HOSTILE enemies left and right with the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE. I then create a CHAIR-NOVA in the center of the field of girders, causing every single last one to melt, covering the field with lava!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
==Godcraft==
I deploy a speech.
Specifically, a modified version of the speech that almost stopped the Infinite War. And this time, I make sure there aren't any trolls around to make a mess of things.
Also, vote for any special that won't pop if I vote for it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Unknown Entity: 17/50
Unknown Entity: 17/40
I use the Combat Operandi LAMBDA-SIGMA on the origin wither.
I'll be making my great escape now!
TARNATIONS. I'll through that out the window.
2ND POST
If I can get my hands on some, I douse myself in chemicals and ask to be shot directly in the face with lightning.
He scream
Well, you were a while, I'll say that.
Anyways, Twin, I see that you changed your avatar while I was dead. What's it from?
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 26/50
Blood Pact: 11/20
Ethereal Calling: 1/50
I use an AWP to pick off some distant Vords, perhaps high value targets.
Sword Damage: 148K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Normally, everything has been taken by players long in advance, and places of interest have been desecrated weeks before they have actually stepped foot in them. That doesn't appear to be the case today, where the faction of Stowaway has uncovered something never before seen in the server... And something everyone else is convinced doesn't exist.
asdfROX [PL]: ughhh this server is so dumb why has no one left
QWOP_Lord [PL]: EVERYONE JOIN THE CREATIVE SERVER AND GO HERe; x=6893442 z=-452321354
feheiaawefa [PL]: if you read this while scrolling you have been visited by trumpet skelton of the abyss
666ISAWSOM [PL]: Lol you all are noobs
steverocker [PL]: look at this chat it's like flipping twitch plays pokemon
Lemmygai [PL]: LEMMY
BonniethBunny4112 [PL]: DAE excited for fnaf3?????????????
omgomgzomg [PL]: no fair a guy whit fuyll diamond armor killed me!!
420_O_024 [PL]: Does anyone have any advice on how to beat the minigames?
feheiaawefa [PL]: good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you say 'thank mr skeltal'
Lemmygai [PL]: LEMMY
oldMANyellsATcloud [PL]: Phil Fish did nothing wrong
_ [PL]: I bet you all wish you had this username
QWOP_Lord [PL]: EVERYONE JOIN THE CREATIVE SERVER AND GO HERe; x=6893442 z=-452321354
Lemmygai [PL]: LEMMY
hihipuffyamiyumi [PL]: stOP SAYING LEMMY!!!!!!!!1
jaredsw [PL]: this is stupid
hihipuffyamiyumi [PL]: thank mr skeltal
CreeperD [PL]: What a mess.
*CreeperD has switched to Faction-Only Chat.*
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Anyone else here? Well I mean, you're all here...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I guess what I'm saying is, is anyone not AFK?
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple turns to look at the funny creeper*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: i'm here! *he says, grinning evilly*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: they're ALLL here... *and he points to some b--
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Yes, I get it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: You're always online; I think this is the only place where you can live out your roleplaying fantasies and people will listen to--no wait, just acknowledge you.
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple mutters under his breath and stalks into the shadows*
CreeperD [Stowaway]: /rollseyes. Anyone else here?
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: ye
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: f1nn wants y0u by the way
~ATHsavant [Stowaway]: i ~am here ~also!
~ATHsavant [Stowaway]: finn indeed w~ants you. i believe he mentioned something ~about ~a c~ave?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Yeah, that's what he told me two days ago. It took me this flipping long to actually GET here.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: And I have no clue what I'm looking at. What is this? Some kind of temple?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It looks like it! It's totally mathematical!
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Oh, uh. Hey there, Finn. Didn't see you there.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Hahaha, it's alright. I was afk for a bit. But it looks like you're here, so get going!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: I'll talk with you along the way, bro. So I can get you up to speed.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay then.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: So yeah, as you said, this is some kind of temple! It can't be anything like Monolithium--
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What, the temple from Zero Hour?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yes, dude. This isn't like it, but this totes isn't from normal Minecraft either! And even better, it was undisturbed!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It hadn't even been TOUCHED. It was unreal.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Ick. It certainly looks imposing.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Oh yeah. There was a buttload of monsters in there, including a giant skeleton boss! But we took them out.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: A good amount of us went inside earlier to clear it out. Some of the rest are heading in right now.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Yeah, they're alongside me. Should I grab a torch or something? Looks pretty dark.
_DRIEWDDO [Stowaway]: go ahead, manam, daehad og
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Heh, uh, okay.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So what's this you were saying about a ton of monsters AND a skeleton boss?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Oh yeah. This whole place must be like a dungeon or a gauntlet. The majority of the enemies were skeletons of some kind.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: In case you hadn't noticed the GIANT BONE at the entrance to this thing, this place is like, totes skeleton-themed. To the max.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I figured as much.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So, none of you left anything for me? I'm hurt.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Pssh, most of them were really easy to beat! You didn't miss out on much, except for some rockin' adventures and sweet loot!
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Not making me feel any better here.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Whoops. Uh, sorry about that. Anyway, the only tough guy was the skeleton boss. He looked an awful lot like the Lich! Except he wasn't nearly as scary.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Well I mean, he WAS pretty scary; he shouldn't even be in the game! And he was like super-tall and... Anyway, not important.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: What is important is what the thing was guarding.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Hmm. What WAS it guarding?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Er... A chest. You'll see when you get to the chamber where we fought it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: And where is that exactly? This place is like a maze, seriously.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I bet some of you got lost here.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: s0me 0f them d1d, yeah
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple pops back out of the shadows to talk to the creeper again*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: one of my friends went in to this temple and never came out! *he says*
CreeperD [Stowaway]: (Assuming you have any.)
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: eheheh... murderers do get friends! but they are weird ones...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Apparently.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay so, where's the chest???
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It's in the main chamber. Just follow the redstone torches we've placed around and you should find it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Alright then.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So it was just on a pedestal like this?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yep. Just like that. It even had the sunbeam coming down from it and everything.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Honestly I have no clue how that even got there. It's pretty cool.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: It's glowstone is what it is.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Thanks for ruining the magic for me. :|
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Ha, don't mention it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: So... Now comes the obvious question.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What's in the thing?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Er...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What do you mean, er?
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: 0h w0w just tell h1m
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: We don't actually know what's in the thing.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: You mean to tell me that you spent ALL this time looking at the chest and you didn't even open it to see what was inside?!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Hey, relax! Relax!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: I didn't open it because I figured you wanted to see what was in it along with me!
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Like, an experience that we both saw together.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Well... That's very nice of you, actually.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: als0 he was scared 1t was b00by-trapped
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Heh. Nice.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Ugh. There was that too.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: I thought adventurers were supposed to take risks.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: And besides, this thing doesn't look like a trapped chest.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: "y0u can never be t00 sure w1th the g0dm0dder"
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: that was h1s reas0n1ng
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: It... It still stands!
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: mm
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: well creeper 1s r1ght
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: y0u've g0t t0 take r1sks
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: play1ng 1t safe 1sn't g0nna cut 1t 0n th1s server
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: and y0u kn0w 1t
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Fine, you know what? You're right. We're gonna open this chest.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Now we're talking. Let's go.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Should you do it or should I?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Ehhh... You go.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: You're still scared, aren't you?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: OPEN THE CHEST
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: A bone?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: A bone.
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: ser10usly
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: a b0ne
_DRIEWDDO [Stowaway]: a bone was all we gotog ew lla saw enob a
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: *purple gasps in shock, his face turning into this:*
purplemanTRUTH [Stowaway]: :0
ALPHA: Hey. I need you for a second.
OMEGA: Oh, alright. What is it?
ALPHA: It's about the Vord.
OMEGA: Okay. Let me establish a mental connection...
OMEGA: HUP
OMEGA: Alright, I'm here. Where are you?
ALPHA: Over here.
OMEGA: Oh, hey.
ALPHA: I see you're using our combined power efficiently.
ALPHA: Efficiently enough, anyway.
OMEGA: These new techniques are really helping out. With them, the Vord will be gone in no time.
OMEGA: And, I mean, there's still the Preston Cole. That thing's no joke.
ALPHA: Interesting. You do realize that since the Preston Cole destroyed Piono, an Alpha Godmodder, the Preston Cole is legally allowed to become an Alpha Godmodder itself?
ALPHA: If we don't hurry, it may reach your position in 30 years.
OMEGA: Heh. Nice one. I really wouldn't worry about it. And you shouldn't either, since you're me.
ALPHA: Hah. I do enjoy having a... well, not an equal... a brother. Yes. A brother that I can talk to at any time.
OMEGA: What do you mean we're not equal? We're both Omega+ Godmodders with a large grasp of their powers!
ALPHA: Yet I have the edge, because I am not afraid to use my powers at any means necessary.
ALPHA: Regardless, this is but a minor difference. Having two splits agree with each other on nearly everything else, and even work together... This has never happened before.
OMEGA: Huh. I read up on a book about split personalities. Pretty sure Scratch wrote it. He said that when two splits act as one, it's totality.
OMEGA: I guess we're in permanent totality.
ALPHA: It seems so. Perhaps the nature of our formation has caused this. I was born from a glitch, you know. Really, the Glitch. What if this glitched the parameters of split formation?
OMEGA: That would be interesting but probably irrelevant.
ALPHA: I agree.
OMEGA: Wait a minute...
OMEGA: Something's going on! I'm detecting some odd activity on the server.
ALPHA: What is it? Where's it coming from?
OMEGA: There's a large amount of magical energy coming from X=15234785, Y=10, Z=52348905.
ALPHA: Interesting. See if you can find a cause.
OMEGA: It's all centered around one item. It's... My god. IT'S...
ALPHA: It's a bone. Huh.
OMEGA: Hold on... I don't think this is just ANY bone. It's too powerful.
ALPHA: You don't mean what I think you mean...
OMEGA: Yes. I do. I think these players stumbled upon an Ancestral Artifact.
OMEGA: Alpha, do you know what this means??
ALPHA: Definitely. If we can gather up all of the Ancestral Artifacts, you would become...
OMEGA: Yeah.
OMEGA: I remember Scratch saying that he knew who the Psi-Godmodder was, but that he couldn't tell me yet.
OMEGA: That I wasn't supposed to know who it was yet. But now, the Artifacts are popping up.
OMEGA: If the Psi-Godmodder ends up being me, I'll have to find all the Artifacts.
OMEGA: And I'm the best bet at being the Psi-Godmodder, so... I think I should start.
ALPHA: I think you should as well. Gather them all up, and then unleash their power right away. You'll end up crushing the players in a matter of minutes.
OMEGA: Whoa whoa whoa. Don't you think it's a bit early to use their power? I mean, shouldn't this be an eleventh-hour superpower?
ALPHA: If you use it sooner than later, you will have more health. And you will be unexpected.
OMEGA: Alright then. Looks like I'm going on a sidequest.
OMEGA: Wish me luck.
ALPHA: You won't need it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay, so... It's a bone. Big whoop.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yeah, I mean... I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: I mean, I know we're in a skeleton dungeon, but... What a letdown.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Like, why couldn't it have been an awesome bow?
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: 0r a skull that sh00ts f1re
_DRIEWDDO was skewered.
purplemanTRUTH was skewered.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Huh. I'm genuinely surprised that this whole place has lasted this long. I thought for sure someone would have taken this by now.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Heheh, I know. Looks like it finally worked out for us, huh?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: At last, WE'RE the ones who get the sweet loot!
n1ghtmaredrag0n [Stowaway Mod]: the "l00t" pr0pert1es 0f a B0NE are debatable
CreeperD [Stowaway]: He's got a point. But hey, we might as well do something with it.
n1ghtmaredrag0n was skewered.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Okay, what if... What if it's a component in a crafting recipe for a legendary item?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Maybe... Maybe it can be placed like a block, and if you place quartz in a T-formation, it'll spawn a Skeleton Golem!
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Hey, that could work.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Yeah... Or what if it's a brewing ingredient that will make a legendary potion?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: There could be a ton of these bones around and if we place them in a special temple in the right way it'll unlock a portal.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Wait. Don't you see the three death messages up there?
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: Uh. Yeah. People are getting skewered, apparently.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: That's odd, I was wondering why some people were oddly silent.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Why do you think they're getting skewered? Or, I guess, HOW?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Good question.
FinnTheGreat [Stowaway Owner]: AGH!!
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Heh.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What the HELL?
FinnTheGreat was skewered.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: The... The Godmodder?? What are you doing here? I... I mean--
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: I know what you meant. The only reason I'm here is that you have something I want.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: So what you're going to do is give it to me.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Wait... You can't possibly mean the bone. Can you?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Yeah. That bone. That's what I want.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: And if there's something I want, you'd better believe it's something I'll get. So hand it over.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What's so important about this bone? It's just a bone, I mean, come on!
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Heh. As if I'd tell you that.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: (That's the second time you've said that...)
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Said what?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Uh. Heh.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Why... Why do you like saying that so much?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Oh, it's a habit I picked up after some player forced me to go on this long quest last April and my mind broke and I became a psycopath.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: After I became a psychopath, I took two creepy dolls and made them morph into a giant purple abomination which got promptly shot at by a cannon the size of a skyscraper.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: ...No seriously, why?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Alright, fine. Don't believe me. Look, all I'm asking for is that bone. If you don't give it to me, you're going to suffer the same fate as your friends.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: And I hope you remember that beds explode by default on this server, so if you're dead, it's going to take you a VERY long time to get back here.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: I honestly don't know how people got here in the first place.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Why do you need that bone, then?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Not important.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: ...No seriously, why?
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Look, it really IS not important. It's not important to YOU, in any case. But it's important for me. So I'm going to tell you, one more time.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Hand it over.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Well, I feel like I have no choice...
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Good. Because you don't.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Okay then... Here.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Alright then. I would thank you, but I almost never thank people. So I will say this: you did a good job at not immediately dying.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Uh... Thanks?
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Wait. What do you mean by not immediately dying? I did what you asked, so it's not like you're going to skewer me!
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Very astute. I DID say you weren't going to suffer the same fate as your friends.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: Yours will be different.
Godmodder477 [Server Owner]: And I would wish you luck, but you won't need it.
CreeperD [Stowaway]: What does he mean by...
CreeperD [Stowaway]: Oh.
CreeperD fell out of the world.
Well, that is entirely enough of that nonsense. I hope you don't mind me once again hijacking this story. Do believe me when I say it won't be for too long. In fact, it will only be for one more picture, and then I will resume my hijack a few days from now.
My speech was needed for this story transition, so I hope you will not mind. My story arc will continue at a later time, so for now, enjoy this wonderful cliffhanger. Wonderful being sarcastic of course, seeing as cliffhangers are almost never wonderful. Yes, I have returned. The nature of why and how, I will not disclose to you. For you see, I did it while you were not looking. Hence the mystery. I wish you all luck with the incoming Trials, by the way. For unlike the Godmodder, you will need it.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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