I take out a broken juju, a purple timer. Staring at it, I begin to contemplate whether fixing it is a good idea. I then, for some reason, fix it, and a bunch of future mes start appearing, apparently having lost all common sense. We then start randomly having a time loop party on top of the Taken Origin Wither while using our rocket boots. Needless to say, we burn it severely. We then down some popcorn after handing an infinite bag of delicious popcorn to the Godmodder.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 11/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
@leon: Okay, I think there's a small problem, you're mostly okay except for three things:
1, you seem to have missed the power level, were it not for being invincible (you might have gotten your phrasing a little mixed up) it would get obliterated very quickly.
2, the vord are going to gobble up any low-charge summons, might want to leave off on charging for now.
3. You don't have to just charge and not attack. I would recommend doing passive actions every round, even if you are charging.
But that's a nice idea, if you really want to follow up with that, keep charging for a while and summon it once we finish with the vord. I'd rather not have hundreds of taken circles of life swarming us.
Anyways, welcome!
@gutza: Thank you for acknowledging my combo attack! Why does nobody pay attention to what other are doing anymore?
Fraymotif:
The group continues charging forward. The mech Deimos is on gets blown up, and he performs an acrobatic gorilla pirouette off the cockpit, using a rocket launcher to clear vord away from his landing space. Sanford rushes in on his speeder, blasting more vord out of the way and picking Deimos up onto the back of it, pulling him out of the way.
Hank continues doing his thing, carving his way through the vord with ruthless efficiency.
Eric uses Battle Technique: Lost Memories!
Eric stares wistfully off into the distance for a moment, remembering fondly the old days, now to never return, when the IUPC brought peace to all it could. All that is left now is him, and those who have decided to join him in perpetuating its legacy. Oh yes, Eric reaches into his trench coat, and the weapons he looted from the vault. He pulls out several large guns of various make from different universes, aims them at the vord, and unloads them all into the bugs.
Argh, can't have The House.
In other news. Gibus, just attack the Vord. I turn at the Vord, then take out my Monado yet again. I've somehow managed to max out my Bravery skill tree despite its purported nonexistence, and I now get a filled talent gauge every time I get a vision. I then get a series of visions which I respond to accordingly, Purging the Vord, then using Monado Speed to attack them faster. I then Enchant myself, use Monado Eater to remove the enemies' buffs and inflict bleed on them, and use Armor and Shield to defense buff myself. I then use Monado Cyclone, toppling a bunch of Vord, and finally using Monado Buster on the Taken Origin Wither.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 9/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Doll Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Crowbar Meh, just feel like messing around.
What buffs are you removing though? Regardless, you cause the Vord Warriors to bleed! You are protected from attack this turn! 12 Warriors killed! 6,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
I accidentally slip on a banana peel, and kick over a trash can setting off a domino chain reaction that ends up firing a rocket which blows up. The resulting blast cause a large, generic wall to fall over, which falls on the other end of a teeter totter with seeking fireworks that goes after the Taken Origin Wither while Flight of the Valkyrie plays.
I CAST UBZULLA ON THE TAKEN ORIGIN WITHER, DESTROYING A PORTION OF HIS HEALTH BAR AND PIERCING ANY DEFENSES IT COULD HAVE HAD TO NULLIFY THE DAMAGE BECAUSE MY UBZULLA HAS BEEN MODIFIED TO PIERCE ALL DEFENSIVE SPELLS CAST BY UNDEAD.
YES, THE CAPS WERE ENTIRELY NEEDED. SHUT UP.
5,000 DAMAGE TO THE TAKEN ORIGIN WITHER. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING THIS IS QUITE UNNECESSARY
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
5/10x2, 4/10 Magics
Battlefield: BT:Noah's Flood the Queen Vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x21, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $44
I dupe 3 potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
I guess I have no excuse to not capitalize your name now.
@Piono: I know I cannot utilize runic magic. However, highly advanced blood magic, with a hint of my traditional eldritch sorcery and dark majyyk, does visually appear akin to runic magic.
Twin, I shall presume this 'Dark' is synonymous with Void, which is the technical opposite of Light. As for the obscene length of my exposition, I think it is a byproduct of my mythological role. Knowing things about the thoughts of my enemies tends to do that to a person.
I order Rodney to attack the Taken Origin Wither.
I also clone another Splash Potion of Augmentation. It does not by any means cover most, or even a quarter of the fields of the arcane I am capable of manipulating without trouble, but it certainly features three of the four most prominent ones.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth. The dark power contained within these tools of oblivion is quite exponential, if utilized by a skilled mage. I would like to think that I am a skilled mage, based off of my title, my abilities, and my demeanor, but that's just me. Anyhow, I point the twin needlewands at the Taken Origin Wither. Pure darkness erupts from the tips of the wands, streaking towards the creature. Due to the speed of the projectile, it hits almost instantaneously. The resounding blast of energy sucks in all of the light around it, dimming reality itself slightly. I don't like bright lights, in case you haven't noticed, with all of my comments on how most of Grayhold lacks ostentatiously bright lamps, and such. They irritate me. Anyhow, the shockwaves of the explosion rend the Taken Origin Wither to slabs of withered bone, fused with croach and whatever else it is that occurs when something is Taken. I wave the wands, causing the fragments of bone to slide apart.
I cast Regicide on the Taken Origin Wither.
The Anachron:
I look at the viewport.
That is... not exactly intact, is it? We could always just sequence the genomes of my fellows right now.
The Red Sun, huh? Interesting... I've never heard of that, but I'll take note of it. (I know there was more to your post, but I feel like this is important.)
I come back from the future with the octets I previously started to alchemize, which I roll at the Vord. Specifically, the highest-ranking target in the Vord hierarchy I can reach.
I alchemize Fluorite Octet && Tachyon Generator, then Time Shenanigans them back to the present. I then roll THOSE at the Vord
I purchase a Bag of Eight Octets (Guaranteed to contain no octets you already have), from the donator shop. I inspect the Octets I just got.
The octets all disintegrate into dust before you get a change to use them! No time shenanigan-ing alchemies!
The Dragon Ender > Fine = The Withering (Level 9: 4/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = Plot Armor (Level 5: 4/6)
Spacerender > Fine = Cosmos' Tear (Level 8: 4/9)
Piono is dead again! Hooray! That being said, the fight is far from over, natch. I proceed to yell at the Origin Wither, primarily for it not being an actual boss. It's a loser! It's not actually got a boss status, despite all the darned trouble it took to actually get it on the field, trouble I put it into! I then remember the trouble I had to go through to get it on the field, only to be dissapointed it wasn't a boss! It wasn't even important! The Origin Wither takes depression damage, but it quickly realizes it's got bigger problems to attend to. Namely, that suspicious Nether Portal that just popped up right in front of it. Suddenly, The Nether portal explodes, and out of it comes Rage, back from the dead and still just as angry as before, corpses of Dead Hive/Spawn Queens all over its back, far too fiery to even consider taking. You can hear the Hive Queens gulp from here. Without further ado, Rage immediately blitzs headfirst into the Origin Wither, using both of its charged attacks and generally being a massively painful douchebag! It then leaves into another convenient Nether Portal. I then fire at the Origin Wither with the Dragon Ender, proving who's the superior boss of Minecraft!
11,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither! Your second attack fails since the Taken Origin Wither demonstrates the Wither is superior, since a dragon-based alchemy on Fine turned into a wither-based alchemy!
Charges: 12/50 + 25/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
I throw a nether star like a shurikun at the Origin Wither. It hits and shatters into sparkly stuff.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 112$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 33/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts), Potion of Water Armor x1 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Awkward potion OOO moon dust = Potion of moonlight DONE
Awkward potion OOO sapphire = Potion of fortune DONE
Awkward potion OOO ruby = Potion of Crimson DONE
Fixing CogWynd: 3/??
4,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
POTION OF MOONLIGHT: A silver potion that gleams like the moon. Upon use, the user gains Regen.
POTION OF FORTUNE: A blue potion that increases the amount of ores dropped from an ore block, like the Fortune enchantment.
POTION OF CRIMSON: A crimson potion that, on use, causes the user to Bleed.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = Ergo Sum (4/11)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (8/11)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = AK-VRS 6 (3/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action
I pull out the Unicoder...
I first create a U+26CF ⛏ PICK, which I embed firmly into the Origin Wither! I then cast U+26A1 ⚡ HIGH VOLTAGE SIGN, causing a 60,000,000,000-volt current to course through the Origin Wither! I summon a U+2020 † DAGGER, which I use as a literal dagger! I stab the Origin Wither's heads and then summon up a U+1F4A3 💣 BOMB, which I hurl at the Origin Wither! It explodes on impact!
> Diceroll
I roll the Fluorite Sextet at the Origin Wither.
8,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
6-3-1-3-4-5
Six cannonballs descend from the sky and pummel the Taken Origin Wither, dealing 6,000 damage!
I clone another Splash Potion of Augmentation. I think only being able to hold twelve of these will be adequate, as to not have fifty of a particular potion, like a particular Fseftr.
Kalare:
I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier. English energy pulses off of the ebony cue, rapidly vacillating between colors, as per usual. I stare at the Taken Origin Wither, moonlight reflecting off of my glasses (regardless of whether or not we are on the top layer of the Far Lands, the explosions we have cause have most certainly broken a hole in the roof, if there is one at all). I slash the cue through the air. Tendrils of english energy leap from the Bowtier, forming a bolt of energy, which promptly strikes the Taken Origin Wither. I proceed to make some sort of complicated movement with the cue. This fires a blast of relatively immense proportions into the Taken Origin Wither. In a sudden turn of events, I throw the cue at the Minecraft avatar of my present self. He deftly catches it, and places it in his inventory. I do not desire to steal from my present self. It would be a process in which I would exhibit ambivalence morally, despite the fact that he is literally me. Now 'unarmed,' I incline my right hand slightly. An aura of amethyst speeds over my body swiftly. Before even attempting an optic blast, I telekinetically drag the Taken Origin Wither from its current position, and smash it against the ground. I take off my eyewear, revealing that my eyes have become filled with a monochromatic amethyst, occasionally sparking off a bolt of electricity. The Taken Origin Wither is inexplicably held in place by some arcane force. I wonder who that could be. /s. Anyhow, I stare at the Taken Origin Wither, refusing to look away, as to not risk the life of anybody beyond myself. Suddenly, two violet optic blasts erupt from my eyes, striking the Origin Wither almost immediately. The Taken Origin Wither is obscured in a dark violet glow. As well as two monolithic blasts of energy, but I digress. The energy pulses its considerable power into the Taken Origin Wither, and I watch. When the blast clears, the Taken Origin Wither is upon the ground, scorched beyond belief. My eyes have returned to their original state. I place my glasses on once more, as I kind of need those. Well, I could probably utilize some form of Light manipulation, but I am not a Sylph, nor a Light player, nor do I really wish to attempt to replenish my eyesight. If I messed up, I could end up going blind, a far worse situation than I would be in without any implications. I proceed to mutter a curse, causing the Taken Origin Wither to erupt into arcane light. It burns the Taken Origin Wither with a heat somewhat akin to that of a dwarf star. Comparatively speaking, that is rather cold. However, it is still extremely hot regardless.
—
I decide it is time to end this conversation.
AT: Well, good night. I'll probably be back by midnight.
I continue to examine the inside of the red sphere. There do not appear to be any hieroglyphics upon the walls. Regardless, the carving was certainly a good clue. I float out of the place, and slowly levitate the village back into its original location, leaving the iguanas unharmed. I proceed to scan the landscape for any other ways to gather information. There is one thing. I accelerate rapidly in a particular direction, towards the sounds of an adept psionic lifting a meteor into the sky. However, I stop before reaching the meteor, and land on the ground, directly within another iguana village. Some iguana appear to be meeting, wearing bedsheets. How do they even get those things? This planet does not contain any bedsheets whatsoever. Perhaps they alchemize them. Beds are ridiculous. They do not provide an adequate reprieve from psychic emanations. Anyways, I stride over to an iguana's house, and enter. The family within seems rather surprised at my entry. My eyes sweep over the place. I open a cupboard nearby, revealing a white orb. I hid it here quite some time ago. Before we defeated the Black King, actually. I carefully grab the cue ball, close the cupboard, and exit. I do hope they do not alert any forms of consort authorities. Perhaps the fact that I'm wearing a black shirt, generally dark colored clothes, and holding a deadly wand in my hand do not help my case. Regardless, I clamber onto the roof of a nearby house, and sit down, staring up at the meteor, levitating into the air, and exuding burgundy light. I grab my laptop out of my Sylladex, putting the Hazel Wand away. I carefully place the orb down. Luckily, this roof is relatively flat. Anyhow, I contact an... informant.
AT: I believe I have waited long enough. When shall you extend your invitation once more?
I look back to the meteor, only to see it rise towards the gray clouds.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = Ergo Sum (5/11)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (9/11)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = AK-VRS 6 (4/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Error-Reading
I force the Taken Origin Wither to read the following errors. What happens in the errors actually happens, just like the tests.
"Ah yes, the origin wither. I remember you. What a shame you've been reduced to the mere pawn of a hive mind."
"LESS REMINISCING, MORE FIGHTING THE BIG SCARY KILLING CREATURE."
"The origin wither is a being of creation. Damaging things, if I recall correctly, was not it's strong point."
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
"I'm saying that this will be a good way for me to work on a few homicidal urges. Maintaining them, of course, not ridding myself of them."
"DOES IT BOTHER YOU AT ALL THAT YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH USING AN ENTIRE ARMY AS A MEATSHIELD FOR EVERYONE ELSE'S MUCH MORE LETHAL ENTITIES?"
"...No, not really. The soldiers have life insurance, the technicians actually signed up for this, the pyromaniacs are all psychotic, the minions are expendable, the Dragonfly drones are admittedly somewhat outdated, and the bladesmen are honor-crazy samurai ripoffs."
"AUDIE DIED."
"He had life insurance."
"I SERIOUSLY HOPE WHATEVER YOU'RE UP TO INVOLVING BLUE MAKES YOU EVOLVE A CONSCIENCE."
"It probably won't. Doubly so if you're hoping that I'll ever feel guilt over losing a few soldiers."
"YOU'VE ALREADY SPENT THOUSANDS OF LIVES ON THE VORD INFESTATION!"
"DAMMIT TECHPIECE, WE LITERALLY HAVE ENTIRE ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS FULL OF SOLDIERS! ENOUGH TO ZERG RUSH THE GODDAMN WARHAMMER 40K UNIVERSE'S IMPERIAL GUARD IF WE WANTED TO! WE CAN SPARE A FEW THOUSANDS!"
Frustrated by my assistant's fruitless attempts to talk about ethics, I take out my frustration on the Taken Origin Wither, utilizing the bizzare contraption known as The Pomson 9000 With Two Machetes Duct-Taped To The End Of It In An Attempt To Reference How Sundowner Uses His High-Frequency Machetes Like A Pair Of Scissors.
-Far Lands-
"See you soon, Blue."
If the small (relatively speaking) drone had been made with a face, it would have smiled. However, it had not, so the closest it could manage was the right wing waving goodbye. Afterwards, it departed with the box of chocolates, silently vanishing from all sight.
-Space, Real World-
Due to the cage not doing what was expected, the drone there ends up standing on the wall.
"Oops."
@Kalare: I figured you knew, I was just clarifying to the world at large to avoid future confusion.
@ire: You didn't respond to the conversation, did you at least see it?
@twin: You need to make the charge values more clear, I can't see which abilities are charged up how much in the update.
Eric nods, and turns to the Vord.
Battle Technique: Rune Markings
Eric walks forward, muttering under his breath, and a small stream of glowing, golden runes appear around him. He holds up his sword, and the runes in the air fly into it. Eric charges forward to aggress the Vord with his now enhanced sword of death, smiting the Vord with it!
Hank, Sanford and Deimos lead a massive charge with the massive group of clone troopers.
You think this will work?
I think there is a very good chance at least one of us is going to die again.
BRING IT ON!!!!
clone troopers, republic battleships, Hank, Sanford and Deimos perform the following:
Fraymotif: Bring It On
Deimos jumps up onto one of the clone mini-walkers (don't need to include it as soldiers, pretend its part of the clone's weaponry) and has the driver charge it straight towards the Vord. Deimos pulls out two large wave-motion lasers, gets himself a steady position, and begins tearing it through the Vord, vaporizing large numbers of all types.
Hank facepalms, and Sanford sighs, hijacks a speeder from one of the clone troopers, and rushes after him.
Sanford and the mech he's on top of, as well as a few of the other clone troopers (some of which in vehicles) have been surrounded by a number of behemoths and mantises. Sanford begins driving circles around them, distracting the mantises, and another group of clone troopers on speeder bikes join him, flying circles around the vordmantises, and allowing the lightly armored contingent to get out of the way of the behemoths, which are rather slow.
A number of endervord pop in, but sadly for them, solid beams apparently do not count as projectiles, and they begin dying in just as large numbers as the vordknights and warriors.
A contingent of creepervord arrives, and Hank rushes out in front of the group, as the other clone troopers cover the flanks, he opens fire on the frontal assault with a copy of the giga gun. Not as big or destructive as Ultimatum, but much more easy to use. Also doesn't use up an entire inventory's worth of ammo for a few seconds of fire.
He sweeps the gun back and forth before finally running out of rounds, but its okay, because by that point the swarm of creepervord is nothing but scorch marks on the ground.
And then the vordbulks get close to the group.
These things are big, bigger than pretty much everything that the vord pack. They are not, however, invincible. Hank demonstrates this by rocket jumping up on top of the first one, fighting off the vord on top with a machine gun and machete, planting shaped explosives in the bulk's neck, then flying (with his rocket boots) to the next one to continue the pattern, taking them down methodically and quickly.
There's too many of them to take down like that though, and they continue advancing on the clone troopers' position. So the battleships that still haven't been overrun by the vord open fire, unleashing a hailstorm of lasery death upon the bulks, holding back the vord for even longer.
Eric looks over at the charging clones and sighs.
Now is not the time for this kind of thing...
Eric cleans his blade on a fallen vord, and charges back towards the line of friendlies, cutting down vord left and right as he does so, making his way back to the rest of the group.
Hi Eric! What the heCk are you guys doing so far out into the vord?
Deimos tried to get himself killed.
Hey, I'm not dead yet!
Yet being the keyword if you keep pulling stunts like this.
These things aren't just pathetic old Nexus grunts.
Yeah yeah, whatever. Deimos lobs a grenade into a group of vord.
Eric turns around to face the vord again. Firestorm
A massive rolling wave of flaming clouds rolls out from their position, inflicting firestorm on the vord. This works the same as inferno with one added bonus. It interrupts things that might be interrupted by fire. In this case, taking. Can't take a body thats not a body anymore. For the duration of firestorm, no new taken will be made.
This doesn't hold the vord back for too long.
It does, however, push them back enough for the Preston Cole to open fire with all of its guns without having to worry about friendly fire.
The Preston Cole uses every single special attack it possesses on the vord and taken. Seriously, we need to get rid of those things.
Eric wipes the sweat off his brow, and Hank and Sanford resume butchering things.
CHARGE!!!
For the love of...
I'll get him...
Open ended fraymotif! (in other words: combo attack time! Everybody pile attacks into the fraymotif, its been long enough since the last combo attack that the curse of repetition shouldn't hit this one!)
None of them are charged up because you need to say they start charging up in order for them to start charging up! Although, all of them really should be charged right now... You know what, never mind. I'm not counting that rule.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => RUNEMARKING
16 Vord Warriors killed!
Fraymotifs aren't really a thing since we're not running on Homestuck's attack structure, but I'm not blocking an attack just on that alone. 5 Mantises killed! 3 Endervord killed! 20 Creepervord killed! 2 Bulks killed! Firestorm casted!
Hey. I'm new and I really dont understand stuff, but I played a forum game like this before, so i kinda know. Tell me if I do anything worng. (BTW I'm anti godmodder)
Turn 1/3
I try to summon the entity Circle of Life Slime1(CoFS1) 1/3
Stats: 1 attack, 1 HP
Sepical Abilites: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime2(CoFS2) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS2.
Stats for SoFS2: 2 attack, 2 HP
Sepical abilites for SoFS2: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime3(CoFS3) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS3
Stats for SoFS3: 3 attack, 3 HP
Sepical Abilities for SoFS3: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime1(CoFS1) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS1
Note: Is 3 turns not enough for 1 CoFS1? How many turns then?
Welcome to the game! Since you're basically making an entity that will make infinite copies of itself and eventually reach god-like power, the OP Scale rolls over and nerfs the entity out of existence. Try not to give entities a "cannot be killed in any way" stat, as that will lead to me not accepting it.
Now. The final component for the ship shall be added...
Lothyra alchemizes (The Greenlighter -c Planet Express Logo) & Name Tag = Planet Express Ship and Battery Conduit & Carbon Nanogel = Battery Nanoconduit.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: A replica of the green spaceship from Futurama that the main characters fly. It is owned by Planet Express, an intergalactic delivery company. However, this version lacks a turret mounted on top.
BATTERY NANOCONDUIT: A Battery Conduit which has been enhanced with nanotechnology. It is much lighter (carbon nanostructures are much lighter than the materials that a normal battery is made out of), and has a much higher capacity (because carbon nanotubes can be used to make very potent batteries).
She then fires iAntimak Carbine in a way that contributes to Piono's fraymotif. Bender also contributes to the fraymotif by using Maximalist.
THE GREENLIGHTER: An upgraded version of the Nanolight Missilelander painted in several sharp shades of green. At long last, the ship is almost complete. All it needs are some finishing touches.
BATTERY CONDUIT: A pyramid-like structure that is filled to the brim with batteries. The batteries' electrical charge is taken into a glowing blue orb that gives any mechanical object in its radius electrical power, turning it on.
The Greenlighter -c Planet Express Logo = The Express
The Express && Name Tag = Planet Express Ship (Level 10: 1/11)
Battery Conduit && Carbon Nanogel = Battery Nanoconduit (Level 4: 1/5)
Turn 2/3
I try to summon the entity Circle of Life Slime1(CoFS1) 2/3
Stats: 1 attack, 1 HP
Sepical Abilites: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime2(CoFS2) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS2.
Stats for SoFS2: 2 attack, 2 HP
Sepical abilites for SoFS2: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime3(CoFS3) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS3
Stats for SoFS3: 3 attack, 3 HP
Sepical Abilities for SoFS3: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime1(CoFS1) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS1
Note: Is 3 turns not enough for 1 CoFS1? How many turns then?
this is SUICIDE! if you two fight, the vord will e/\sily pick you off!
She has a point, you know.
...FINE. BUT I'LL BE WATCHING YOU. RAVEN.
I complete the Viral Prototype and implant it into a Sheep. I then throw the Sheep to the Vord to be Taken. The virus will slowly spread from Vord to Vord, and slowly override the Vord's natural behavior and cause them to attack each other.
Thanks to the Firestorm, the Vord cannot Take anything!
Turn 3/3
I summon the entity Circle of Life Slime1(CoFS1) 3/3
Stats:
Stats: 1 attack, 1 HP
Sepical Abilites: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime2(CoFS2) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS2.
Stats for SoFS2: 2 attack, 2 HP
Sepical abilites for SoFS2: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime3(CoFS3) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS3
Stats for SoFS3: 3 attack, 3 HP
Sepical Abilities for SoFS3: Summons 5 Circle of Life Slime1(CoFS1) every turn, and cannot be killed or die in any way untill it summons the 5 CoFS1
=CHARGE=
-34 / 50- Genesis
-12 / 15- Backup (Tazz'd, +2)
-1 / 7- The Helixier
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
Lifting... (5 / 6)
I become the Rider.
...by that, I mean I ride Epona II towards the Taken Origin Wither and use the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE on the Wither.
> R. K.: Throwing explosive playing cards at random [H] entities, preferably ones that die quickyl and give lots of experience.
> K4yne: I take a spiky club out of my hat as part of my wizard act. Then i perform surgery on some Vord with it. "Excruciating!"
I pun-ch some Vord to ex-pun-d the newly created rage at the unpunny puns, which really makes me want to punch the prior punner. Unfortunately, he has propunded upun a subject that does not lead to profitable further puns. So I have to punch Vord like a stress ball, only less spherical.
I then open fire with explosives and the Fire mode of Four Elements, along with the timelooped mes, who then return to the future.
I glitch out some Vord as well, causing them to start suffocating.
I successfully ship all of the Vord, despite the fact that doing so would be a task comparable to herding a million cats into a lake with a single toe. Despite some initial trepidation, the Vord eventually become okay with it despite the concept of romance being alien to them. I then pull out the Ship Sinker, and sink every last ship I created, dealing irreparable heartbreak damage to all of them.
After viewing the devastation I've wrought, I watch the Vord inexplicably start crying, then use my Ring's Miles to ignite the Far Lands, seeing as Vord tears are primarily composed of highly flammable gasoline. After doing so, I toss my trusty VAMPIRE KNIVES into the Taken Origin Wither, dealing damage to it and healing myself for a small amount of the damage dealt.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 10/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
6 Mantises killed!
The Ring's Miles kill 8 Warriors!
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither! +2 HP to you!
Lothyra points out that the Taken Origin Wither is flying with no explanation but magic. Guess what entity deals extra damage to magical ones? However, the Physics Cannon's reality blast contributes to the fraymotif. Bender is about to fire Bender's Gun when he receives a pesterchum conversation.
affableConjurist [AC] began pestering awesomeAutomaton [AT].
Bender then pulls an electric guitar out of his rectum fourth-dimension inventory that all players have. He hooks it up to a bunch of speakers, and starts playing some Heavy Metal. Both the battle technique (which contributes to the fraymotif) and the genre of music.
(Don't worry guys, Dumbledore won't be a character. This was just for an original attack.)
Disgusting.> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GUNS AKIMBO - HEAVY METAL
I hold an even bigger Vord Barbecue, with my VORD WARRIOR ULTIMATE SPECIAL! Each Vord steak costs 1 dollar, and all proceeds go to buying military equipment, which attacks and kills more Vord! Millions of Minecraft players, unable to find food and starving, flock to my Vord stand, and buy several hundred Vord steaks each!
As deftly as Kirby, eh? Wel, luckily... I know a guy.
Well, more specifically I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.
Even more specifically than that, I know Eario who knows Waluigi who knows Daisy who knows Luigi who knows Mario who knows Bowser who knows Ganondorf who knows Dedede who knows Kirby!
After a seiries of phone calls, Kirby comes onto Godcraft to teach me how to use it! He demonstrates his technique on the Taken Origin Wither!
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks, and duplicate a Splash Potion of Augmentation.
I equip Fill 'Em With Midnight. A weapon that requires a simplified name, to be certain. I merely hack at the Taken Origin Wither with the blade, and utilize its unique midnight-filling abilities on the creature. Upon doing so, I promptly flashstep into a random direction away from the Taken Origin Wither. Afterwards, I teleport directly behind the Taken Origin Wither, and stab it through the withered bone, fused with various things of Vord construction. The blade serves its purpose, I can assure you. I place the weapon in my inventory.
I cast Horrorterror on the Taken Origin Wither.
Kalare: I note the utilization of a fraymotif. While I may be armed with the strongest fraymotifs boondollars can buy, I am restricted in their use. As in, they can only be a collaborative attack between two people, or a single person. Alas.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10x2, 5/10 Magics
Battlefield: I use iWeatherman to strike a queen vord with lightning
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x23, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter
Wilson's Shop: $46
I dupe 2 potion of vis
Entropy Ingot OR Ultramarine 1/?
Bender then decides to start building a device that will let him rock the [REDACTED] out even more. He alchemizes Electric Guitar & Carbon Nanogel, then fires all the Futurama alchemies to contribute to the fraymotif, while playing rock music to boost his attack power. Lothyra stands by, observing her companion. Then she facepalms. No. She does a FACEPALM X2 COMBO! Then she fires iAntimak to contribute to the fraymotif.
Electric Guitar && Carbon Nanogel = Electric Geltar (Level 1: 1/2)
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (6/11)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (10/11) SO CLOSE
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (5/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Hella Jeff
I originwand up a hella-Jeff. Not Hella Jeff, a hella-Jeff. The hella-Jeff is literally 1027 (hella- was a proposed prefix for 1027) clones of a guy named Jeff, all armed with diamond swords. They aggress the Taken Origin Wither, then disappear.
The Dragon Ender > Fine = The Withering (Level 9: 5/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = Plot Armor (Level 5: 5/6)
Spacerender > Fine = Cosmos' Tear (Level 8: 5/9)
I am tired, angry, easily irritable, volatile, losing my mind surely and steadily, and have perhaps less sanity than Old Man Henderson ever did right now. It is time to utterly thrash some Vord scumbags out of existence. I do a dramatic gun cock so awesome that pure awesome radiates from me, turning into fires of pure awesome that then burn the Taken Origin Wither. I then pull out millions of M-16's, utilizing my secret signature move, the Pulling Out a M-16 attack, which involves exactly that. The Taken Origin Wither, or Tow, takes more inexplicable damage from the furiously powerful action of me pulling out an M-16. Then, I actually fire them, all simultaneously, ridding the Tow with loads of bullets, aided by my use of the Ring Deader from a smart distance. When the leadstorm finally subsides, the Tow turns back to me to witness my finishing off of a massive statue of the Swarm Queen made out of Green Wool. All the Vord look on in awe, until it comes to life and takes the Tow to smash it against basically every hard surface and rock the Far Lands has to offer, before deciding that it wants to suicidally explode right then and there. Then, I get some cold butter, a sock, put the butter in a sock, and create the buttersock, which I use to sock the Tow in all of its faces multiple times. Then, I unelash the inherent power of Dairy stored within the butter to make it turn into a Dairy laser that blows the Tow away. Then, I forcibly divide the Tow by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, Cucumber, Binary, HEX, Netpatham, Piono, and finally Tow, taking away portions of the Tow from the main body each division in accordance with the result-and impossible answers result in an explosion instead as physics revolts against what I just did. Physics then turns into a whole army as a result of what I just did, and the army calls itself the Physical Laws Are Not Terrible Army of Tremendous, Ridiculous, Extreme Energies, or P.L.A.N.T. A. T.R.E.E. This acronym causes the Vord to all plant trees, but the Tow plants a massive death tree by mistake, which quickly decides it doesn't' like the TOW at all and pummels it to oblivion-then the Army actually attacks the Tow, and boy that name isn't for show. Then I turn my exhaustion into a physical concept. IT's larger than GodCraft and thrice as heavy. I then smash it into the TOW, and somehow the world doesn't end from that. I then make it vanish, causing P.L.A.N.T. A. T.R.E.E. to come back to the Tow for Round two before vanishing. Then, I slam the Tow with the entire cast of Soul Edge/Soul Calibur as well as its sequals, then get every character to beat it up (including the characters made in character creators). I then give the TOW pants, and proceed to to a triple atomic doom wedgie on it with the pants I just gave it. I then make the pants explode. Finally, I use For Glory on the TOW, and give half of the fighters Deku Nuts and the other half Home-Run Bats. Pain ensures for the Tow.
The entire attack plus FOR GLORY deals 30,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
I take out a broken juju, a purple timer. Staring at it, I begin to contemplate whether fixing it is a good idea. I then, for some reason, fix it, and a bunch of future mes start appearing, apparently having lost all common sense. We then start randomly having a time loop party on top of the Taken Origin Wither while using our rocket boots. Needless to say, we burn it severely. We then down some popcorn after handing an infinite bag of delicious popcorn to the Godmodder.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 11/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
8,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
The Godmodder stows it away in his inventory and does not eat it, for fear that it is poisoned.
TRIFECTED RINGWEAR: A modified version of the Turnspec Ringwear whose surface now alternates between red, green, and blue colors. It can see anywhere in the Trifecta, provided that a player has already been to the location you're attempting to look at.
@leon: Okay, I think there's a small problem, you're mostly okay except for three things:
1, you seem to have missed the power level, were it not for being invincible (you might have gotten your phrasing a little mixed up) it would get obliterated very quickly.
2, the vord are going to gobble up any low-charge summons, might want to leave off on charging for now.
3. You don't have to just charge and not attack. I would recommend doing passive actions every round, even if you are charging.
But that's a nice idea, if you really want to follow up with that, keep charging for a while and summon it once we finish with the vord. I'd rather not have hundreds of taken circles of life swarming us.
Anyways, welcome!
@gutza: Thank you for acknowledging my combo attack! Why does nobody pay attention to what other are doing anymore?
Fraymotif:
The group continues charging forward. The mech Deimos is on gets blown up, and he performs an acrobatic gorilla pirouette off the cockpit, using a rocket launcher to clear vord away from his landing space. Sanford rushes in on his speeder, blasting more vord out of the way and picking Deimos up onto the back of it, pulling him out of the way.
Hank continues doing his thing, carving his way through the vord with ruthless efficiency.
Eric uses Battle Technique: Lost Memories!
Eric stares wistfully off into the distance for a moment, remembering fondly the old days, now to never return, when the IUPC brought peace to all it could. All that is left now is him, and those who have decided to join him in perpetuating its legacy. Oh yes, Eric reaches into his trench coat, and the weapons he looted from the vault. He pulls out several large guns of various make from different universes, aims them at the vord, and unloads them all into the bugs.
To be fair, Erelye did as well...
7 Mantises killed!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LOST MEMORIES
16 Warriors killed!
The fifth Impetus Comb is complete! Due to its massive power, it seems like there's enough Jocose Honey to fill TWO Suckle Receptacles! That means two people can use Comb Raves next turn, initiating a Dual Rave! My procedure for choosing who uses Comb Rave remains in effect here.
The Firestorm deals 8,000 damage to all the Vord! The Vord kills GreatGeneral371 (who uses up a respawn), all Goslings, and 500 Engietech Soldiers, and deals 50,000 damage to the Physics Cannon and Rodney! The Knights then destroy the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor! The Taken troops destroy 15 Engietech Dragonfly Drones!
The Preston Cole kills 185 Warriors with all its standard weaponry, and stuns the Knights! It then uses the Macross Missile Massacre kills 30 Warriors, 20 Knights, 30 Creepervord, and 30 Taken Doom Drones! The UNSC Frigates and Pelicans kill the Taken Goose! The UNSC Destroyers and their MAC Blasts kill 96 Warriors! Engietech kills 100 Warriors! The Republic Battleships, in a continuation of piono's Fraymotif, kill 35 Mantises!
All AGs deal 24,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
All PGs kill 50 Warriors! The Godmodder readies for another Special Attack next turn, and kills 300 Warriors!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Kill the Taken Origin Wither!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ============================================================ 0/6,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 6
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x414.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x384.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x920.)
Taken Engietech Minions: [H] HP: 500/500. (x384.) Infect targets.
Taken Republic Battleships: [H] HP: 27,000/35,000. (x1.) 35,000/35,000. (x2.)
Taken UNSC Repair Droid: [H] HP: 42,000/50,000.
Taken Robobunny: [H] HP: 142,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Taken Flying Calamari: [H] HP: 92,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 0/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre:III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
Xcano did exactly that. With the time machine alchemy he used to time shenanigan the alchemies with.
/(ellipsis should go here(...))null
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Whoever gets the double COMB RAVE, good luck....
I try a joke alchemy....
Diablo && Penumbra Phantasm && Necron (Remember L()rd's weapon during his battle against Eric?) && Spike's Wraith (True Maniac's weapon) = ???
(May I also have a description?)
Now, I corrupt the ORIGIN WITHER on the grounds that part of the FAR LANDS is falling on it. It asks what I mean, as a piece of FAR LANDS does fall on it!
I Eclipse a Hive Queen! (Not sure what it means? I don't know either, just go with it)
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = Ergo Sum (7/11)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (COMPLETE YESSSSSSS)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = AK-VRS 6 (6/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Attack of the Spaceship
I attach millions of flies to each other, with a small ship at the head and send them at the Taken Origin Wither. But these are not regular flies. These are Conway's Game of Life flies, summoned with Life's Wands. They all crash into the Origin Wither! I then summon up a centipede, which slams into the Taken Origin Wither from above, driving it into the ground! I then make a caterpillar drop onto its heads, slamming the Origin Wither straight to bedrock! Finally, I flood the hole with fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride with the Origin Wither still inside!
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The Enlightenment 6/10
Amulet of Dark 5/6
+1 to Amp x2.
Rodney cannot last another round. As such, Void or Bust warps out of hyperspace above the area, teleports Rodney within, and heads back to Grayhold, emanating a rather large amount of psionic disturbances upon the Vord, tearing them to shreds. Also, can I have one of the very last Comb Raves? It's okay if I can't.
As for the Red Sun, I don't know approximately what it is, either. I require answers myself.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth. I mutter incoherently in some eldritch tongue. A resounding cold fury seems to exude from me momentarily, for some odd reason. In such a set of circumstances, I would succumb to the blood eldritch throes of the broodfester tongues, if I were not in complete control of my Grimdarkness. Anyhow, pure dark sorcery blazes off of the tips of the needlewands, occasionally pulsating in a manner mildly reminiscent of the writhing flesh of a tortured hellscholar. I flick the twin needlewands nonchalantly. Blasts of Grimdark power exude from the wands, streaking towards the Taken Origin Wither at a speed slightly greater than that of sound. However there is no resounding echo. Merely silence. The blasts collide with the Taken Origin Wither, and explode violently. Shockwaves of recondite power blow the Taken Origin Wither to the ground. I telekinetically push the Taken Origin Wither further into the ground, keeping it on lockdown. Upon becoming satisfied with the momentary ceasing of movement, I wave the Thorns. As I bring them down in the direction of the Taken Origin Wither, dark magic streaks from the arcane needles, plowing into the Taken Origin Wither almost instantaneously. The force of the blast, under the best of conditions, tears the Taken Origin Wither's soul from its body in the most painful way possible. I slacken my telekinetic grip. Permitting the Taken Origin Wither to rise again, I concentrate slightly more. Another bolt of eldritch energy strikes the Taken Origin Wither. However, this time, it has a different appearance. The usual black is intertwined with violet. Upon striking the Taken Origin Wither, a foul emission of eldritch power eradicates the existence of the aforementioned Taken Origin Wither. Vis and Taint blend into some vile concoction of liquid which sprays forth from every single orifice upon the Taken Origin Wither. The undeniably corrosive liquid damages the Taken Origin Wither, dissolving its bones. I flash-step abruptly, waiting. An emission of Flux is stopped by some sinister power. The area around the Taken Origin Wither grows dark, obfuscating it from view. A tentacular form briefly emerges from the shadow. When the general air of malaise subsides, the Taken Origin Wither features several puncture wounds silently dripping with some viscous fluid. I proceed to de-equip the Thorns.
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AT: I have already planned to take care of the secondary forays later.
Your plan will have to be edited.
You aren't ready to initiate the Break yet. The unfathomable temporal upheaval caused by the events directly resulting from it is not yet necessary.
AT: What does the actual Break consist of?
You will have to shatter the gate.
AT: This terminology is rather literal. How does one do so?
You will require a certain type of explosive to create an adequate breach in the gate.
AT: Where could one obtain such a bomb?
Once again, you won't. This assignment is out of your hands.
The explosive must be obtained from the Forge. Its explosives are very potent. They will be able to shatter the gate.
AT: This really seems quite a bit more elaborate than you lead me to believe.
I didn't lead you to believe anything. I told you to find the location of the apparatus, and await advisement on the Break. The plans you were making were based on fabrications and assumptions of your imagination.
AT: While I may be ignorant, I think it's disingenuous for you to behave as if I have not been misled via lies of omission.
Lies of omission do not exist.
The concept is a very limited one. It is the product of your story writing once more. You have made an assumption about the truth, attaching emotional demands to it, and in particular those in possession of it.
Your demands are based off of a desire for understanding the facts, which is very childish. You can never know all of the facts. Only I can.
And since it's impossible for me to reveal all of the facts to you, it is my discretion alone which decides which facts will be revealed in the rather limited time we have. Immortality notwithstanding, I'm not going to live forever, you know.
If I do not volunteer information you would deem critical to your fate, it possibly means that I am a scoundrel, but it does not mean that I am a liar. And, it certainly means you did not ask the right questions. One can either make true or false statements about reality. All of the statements I make are true.
AT: Unless, of course, you're joking, in which case the truth shall be revealed at a later date.
Yes.
AT: I suppose I shall begin to ask better questions, based off of previously-established information.
Good.
You can begin by checking how you interpret your sources.
AT: Misinterpretation of the truth, often referred to, rather ambiguously, as 'the facts,' is not an issue, regardless of whether it occurs or not.
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I attempt to retrieve my infinite popcorn bag from the Godmodder. I then vote for the last player's special. And attempt to summon Everyone4444. Because I find it funny for whatever demented reason. I then attempt to watch Twin update, my Ringwear projecting a screen so that I can do so. If I can't do that for whatever reason I attempt to look into U1 to check whether the needle has been set onto the record palyer yet. In an incredibly transparent attempt to rip off Wilson's superior store, I open ALCHEMY INC., a store where you either trade alchemies or charges to get a commissioned alchemy from me. I then construct my business, consisting of literally just a Pocket Alchemiter on top of a quadcopter with a sign hanging on it. Yeah not really going to try to hurt Wilson's business here.
Charge Inc. 1/50 Wait, I can't just call everything incorporated if it isn't? Darn. Not gonna stop though.
(Wasn't Red Sun a giga chip in the Mega Man Battle Network series? ...Wow, i'm a nerd.)
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: 22/45
Roller's Halos: 3/4
Pit stares at his returned treasure, the Molten Processor, as the heat returns to the blazing temperatures of the full charge. He then stares back at the raging Firestorm decimating the vord.
"Well then, it looks like some more flame's gonna be needed. Let me help you there."
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-35 / 50- Genesis
-15 / 15- Backup (Tazz'd, +2) -> EXECUTE
-2 / 7- The Helixier
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE= A dropship appears, and launches out a small fighter ship!
I quickly mount the ship.
[AG] Chairwing
HP: 60,000
Attacks: Twinshot: Fires tiny chairs at two targets. Deals light damage. Chairnet: Takes 2 turns to charge. Fires a web made of VERY SHARP SPLINTERS that stuns the target and deals moderate damage.
Passive: Guardian: While alive, Irecreeper will not receive damage.
=ACTION=
LIFT COMPLETE, BRO
The Taken Origin Wither receives a face-full of BRASS KNUCKLES.
=COMMAND=
The Chairwing uses Twinshot on the Taken Origin Wither and the Queenvord!
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The Enlightenment 7/10
Amulet of Dark 6/6!
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Amulet of Dark.
((@Pit: No, that's not close to what I mean.))
Several Miniature Green Suns warp into existence before me. I wave my hand, and the three glowing green models smash into each other, emitting considerable amounts of heat and light. Pulsations and energy fluctuations prevail for several instants, until a slightly larger green sphere of energy is revealed. The larger green sphere, though still a Miniature Green Sun, contains three septillionths of a septillionth of the energy of the Green Sun, equivalent to the energy content of slightly more than three level ten alchemies. Prodigious. For once, I have not utilized that word within snark. Regardless, the levitating green sphere floats over before me. I note that I cannot contain any portion of the energy within that thing. Teleportation utilizing the Sun nearly kills me. I don't think using the Green Sun as a power source is the best idea. I can assure you that won't stop my usage of it, however. I grab the first thing in my inventory capable of transforming the power into usable energy, and smash it on the ground. A bottle of Visink. I fuse the energy of the Miniature Green Sun with the pool of Visink upon the ground. Immediately, the stuff glows a bright green, and begins to pulsate. Extreme instability tends to cause that in ink of arcane properties. I telekinetically levitate every single drop of the infused ink into the air telekinetically, careful not to let a drop touch me. The instability of the thing would likely end up bypassing my wards, and killing me instantly. However, I can just force the liquid away before it touches my skin, so it is not such a large deal as originally envisioned. The ink forms a blob in the air, occasionally flashing with green light. It appears to be consuming energy around it to fuel its existence. Rather odd, considering it does not usually require such a thing. But, I digress. The ink blob forms a pure blot in reality, fully capable of cleaving through flesh and bone alike with acidic precision. The blob suddenly accelerates rapidly towards the Taken Origin Wither. Obviously, that was unexpected (/s). The blob of infused Visink splashes against the Taken Origin Wither. The fluid render the withered, Vord-fused bone a large amount of organic waste. I vaporize the ink with my mind. Otherwise, it might end up killing us all. That would be a rather undesirable occurrence, especially at the current stage.
—
It is cause for concern.
AT: Probably.
AT: Regardless, I feel as if the Break is unnecessary.
It is vital to your acquisition of the ultimate reward.
AT: This is the part where you tell me why you desire to die during my pursuit of the Reward, isn't it?
Yes. My master cannot enter this universe until I am killed.
Such is the nature of the Break.
AT: Who is he?
I won't tell you his name.
But he goes by the title Lrd English.
AT: ... Not a particularly admirable objective.
You are correct.
AT: He is already here. Will I defeat him?
Probably not.
AT: A strange answer, from an omniscient being.
Indeed.
AT: Perhaps this is a dark spot in your obstinacy I've been looking for.
I've been very helpful. And I will continue to be.
I myself do not care to be an oracle, but I can graciously supply you with one. You have obtained one of my seeds.
AT: The cue ball. I was meaning to use it.
Take the orb.
Ask it a question.
AT: What is there to ask?
What would you ask me?
AT: I would likely ask what I should do next.
Then ask.
AT: Very well.
AT: Farewell, for now.
Goodbye, Kalare.
It's been a pleasure.
I pick the cue ball up, holding it carefully in my right hand. I stare into the ball, momentarily casting a spell of Light.
What should I do next?
Slowly, the answer emerges.
HELP YOUR FRIENDS.
I stare at the answer, before wordlessly captchaloguing my laptop, and flying up towards the meteor, cue ball still in hand. My search for answers shall continue, in time.
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I presume the Plot Armor, in this case a straight upgrade from the Glitch-Proof Armor, still retains those particular properties? I don it regardless, though I would like a description.
In any case, I'm going to give the Tow a gift in the form of bombs to the face via Lockpick, then give it a metaphorical heart attack when I don't do more after my last crazy attack. Then it suddenly grows a heart and it suddenly becomes a not-so-metaphorical heart attack. I then stab the heart with Caledfwlch for good measure.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = Ergo Sum (8/11)
WitTwo 2x2x2 cube && Crossbow = Cuber's Crossbow (1/3?)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = AK-VRS 6 (7/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Second Harvest
I enter in a bunch of currency symbols with the Unicoder. Suddenly, Ghost, the host of the now-discontinued BlogTalkRadio show True Capitalist Radio appears! I then summon a bunch of trolls by firing the Remington 420 at the Taken Origin Wither while waving the Origin Wands around randomly. Ghost proceeds to get trolled by the trolls and so much cans.wav happens that the cans turn into a canstorm! The canstorm traps the Taken Origin Wither and it is smacked around by thousands of cans! Ghost and the trolls disappear.
Godcraft: "Do you think we'll ever get to bring in the most powerful of our elites?"
"CONSIDERING EACH OF OUR TROOPS FUNCTIONED AS A COUNTERPART TO ONE OF THEIR TROOPS, AND ELITES HAVE 100X MORE HEALTH THAN NORMAL TROOPS, WE'D HAVE A SINGLE ENTITY WITH ABOUT 1,500,000 HEALTH AS THE ELITE COUNTERPART TO THE VORD BULKS. SO PROBABLY NOT. ADDITIONALLY, SINCE WE CAN ONLY SUMMON AN ELITE 3 TURNS AFTER THE PREVIOUS ONE DIED, AND CAN ONLY HAVE ONE ELITE OUT AT A TIME, THE BATTLE MIGHT BE OVER BEFORE IT GETS TO DO ANYTHING."
"Damn. At least the army damage has increased - curiously enough, only when the Bladesmen appeared."
"ABOUT TIME TOO. THERE'S SOMETHING RIDICULOUS ABOUT A COLLECTIVE HEALTH POOL OF UPWARDS OF A MILLION HEALTH ONLY DOING 10K DAMAGE PER ATTACK, EVEN IF IT IS A MIRACLE THAT WE GOT AWAY WITH DEPLOYING SUCH A COLLECTIVE HEALTH POOL IN THE FIRST PLACE."
"Ssh. Logic has no power here, regardless of how many rules of nature or physics get thoroughly violated along the way."
Bringing the Pomson 9000 up, I blast a storm of various types of lethal blast at the Origin Wither, then take off to preform BATTLE TECHNIQUE: ENGIETECH LEVEL 10: MAINFRAME, also targeting the Origin Wither.
Real World, Space: Curiosity gets the better of me, and so I activate thermal vision (AKA the feature that's standard in quite a number of modern day security cameras), looking around to try to see any heat signatures that look important.
"If I could just figure out what's going on beforehand..."
Actually, the battery conduit is not necessary. I will just use the Battery Pack.
Lothyra alchemizes Battery Pack & Carbon Nanogel. Bender then alchemizes the ultimate tool for rocking the [REDACTED] out, Electric Geltar & Portable Speakers & The Power of Rock & Battery Pack & Name Tag = Faggartslayer. Bender gathers some sacred items and fires Bender's Gun at the Taken Origin Wither (Swarm-Queen if dead). Lothyra gathers some more sacred items and uses Existence Now on the Physics Cannon (if Existence Now is not meant to be used on allies, she uses Megaversal on the Physics Cannon instead).
@twin: charging? whu... huh?
Also, I'm aware that fraymotifs aren't actually a thing. I was giving flavor text to a combo attack.
Plus... Merp... I wanted the Bane just to be my thing... (commence childish pouting)
In other news...
AAAAAAAHHHHHCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!! Someone heal the Preston Cole!!!!!!!!
Also, if no one else claims the comb raves... I think tazz and insert working together would be awesome. I'd suggest erelye and Serpent since Astria and Kalare have been established to know each other now, but serpent hasn't reached level 10 yet...
Hank, Sanford and Deimos continue smashing through vord, Eric uses:
Battle Technique: Fantasies
Eric pulls out a large pen, a copy of Shakespeare's quill from one of the previous iterations of the tvtropes universe. Heavily modified, so as to allow an author to write his characters into a new story. Eric does so, he opens up the portal, and several figures charge out of a large portal, Javar, Kurak, and several other notorious warlords from his fantasy stories charge out and wreak havoc for a little bit before returning. (Eric has no clue that the main Kurak is trapped in a bedrock box underneath the server... that needs to be a plot point in DTG3, someone make a note)
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 11/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I stabby stabby a Queenvord with my Twilisaber.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
1, you seem to have missed the power level, were it not for being invincible (you might have gotten your phrasing a little mixed up) it would get obliterated very quickly.
2, the vord are going to gobble up any low-charge summons, might want to leave off on charging for now.
3. You don't have to just charge and not attack. I would recommend doing passive actions every round, even if you are charging.
But that's a nice idea, if you really want to follow up with that, keep charging for a while and summon it once we finish with the vord. I'd rather not have hundreds of taken circles of life swarming us.
Anyways, welcome!
@gutza: Thank you for acknowledging my combo attack! Why does nobody pay attention to what other are doing anymore?
Fraymotif:
The group continues charging forward. The mech Deimos is on gets blown up, and he performs an acrobatic gorilla pirouette off the cockpit, using a rocket launcher to clear vord away from his landing space. Sanford rushes in on his speeder, blasting more vord out of the way and picking Deimos up onto the back of it, pulling him out of the way.
Hank continues doing his thing, carving his way through the vord with ruthless efficiency.
Eric uses Battle Technique: Lost Memories!
Eric stares wistfully off into the distance for a moment, remembering fondly the old days, now to never return, when the IUPC brought peace to all it could. All that is left now is him, and those who have decided to join him in perpetuating its legacy. Oh yes, Eric reaches into his trench coat, and the weapons he looted from the vault. He pulls out several large guns of various make from different universes, aims them at the vord, and unloads them all into the bugs.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
What buffs are you removing though? Regardless, you cause the Vord Warriors to bleed! You are protected from attack this turn! 12 Warriors killed! 6,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Crowbar = THE BANE (Level -1: 1/-1)
6,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
5,000 DAMAGE TO THE TAKEN ORIGIN WITHER. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING THIS IS QUITE UNNECESSARY
You respawn.
You respawn.
You respawn, creating a rare and highly dangerous x3 RESPAWN COMBO.
I guess I have no excuse to not capitalize your name now.
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
Queenvord killed!
Okay.
10,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELVEN TALE - REGICIDE
15,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
The Red Sun, huh? Interesting... I've never heard of that, but I'll take note of it. (I know there was more to your post, but I feel like this is important.)
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot to execute the command.
30,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
4,000 damage to a Queenvord!
The octets all disintegrate into dust before you get a change to use them! No time shenanigan-ing alchemies!
Fluorite Octets && Tachyon Generator = Shifted Eightfold (Level 8: 1/9)
You acquire the Petal Octave, a set of plant-based octets.
11,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither! Your second attack fails since the Taken Origin Wither demonstrates the Wither is superior, since a dragon-based alchemy on Fine turned into a wither-based alchemy!
4,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
POTION OF MOONLIGHT: A silver potion that gleams like the moon. Upon use, the user gains Regen.
POTION OF FORTUNE: A blue potion that increases the amount of ores dropped from an ore block, like the Fortune enchantment.
POTION OF CRIMSON: A crimson potion that, on use, causes the user to Bleed.
8,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
6-3-1-3-4-5
Six cannonballs descend from the sky and pummel the Taken Origin Wither, dealing 6,000 damage!
13,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
Teal Octet ~~~ Loom = Coin Bracelet
COIN BRACELET: A metal bracelet that is inscribed with the lettering commonly found on quarters. Made from zinc.
Decapitation is a finishing move!
Alas, they have ascended with him.
The Prismatizer -c Ψ-Mech Mk. II = Ψ-Mech Mk. III (1/4)
Living Fire Block && Blaze Powder && Ectoplasm = Ghostly Blaze Block (Level 3: 1/4)
SCP-121-2 > Fine = SCP-2106 (Level 7: 1/8)
10,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
12,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
None of them are charged up because you need to say they start charging up in order for them to start charging up! Although, all of them really should be charged right now... You know what, never mind. I'm not counting that rule.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => RUNEMARKING
16 Vord Warriors killed!
Fraymotifs aren't really a thing since we're not running on Homestuck's attack structure, but I'm not blocking an attack just on that alone. 5 Mantises killed! 3 Endervord killed! 20 Creepervord killed! 2 Bulks killed! Firestorm casted!
Welcome to the game! Since you're basically making an entity that will make infinite copies of itself and eventually reach god-like power, the OP Scale rolls over and nerfs the entity out of existence. Try not to give entities a "cannot be killed in any way" stat, as that will lead to me not accepting it.
THE GREENLIGHTER: An upgraded version of the Nanolight Missilelander painted in several sharp shades of green. At long last, the ship is almost complete. All it needs are some finishing touches.
BATTERY CONDUIT: A pyramid-like structure that is filled to the brim with batteries. The batteries' electrical charge is taken into a glowing blue orb that gives any mechanical object in its radius electrical power, turning it on.
The Greenlighter -c Planet Express Logo = The Express
The Express && Name Tag = Planet Express Ship (Level 10: 1/11)
Battery Conduit && Carbon Nanogel = Battery Nanoconduit (Level 4: 1/5)
8 Warriors killed!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
40 Warriors killed!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FISHTECH - SALMIAK SLICE
7 Endervord killed!
+5,000 HP to Rodney!
Yes.
Thanks to the Firestorm, the Vord cannot Take anything!
3,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
3,000 damage to a Queenvord!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LONG DIVISION - EXPONENTIAL
20,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
7,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
10 Warriors killed!
8 Creepervord killed!
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
7,000 damage to the Taken Goose!
+2 HP to Amperz4nd!
20 Warriors killed!
6 Mantises killed!
The Ring's Miles kill 8 Warriors!
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither! +2 HP to you!
Disgusting.> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GUNS AKIMBO - HEAVY METAL15,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
18 Warriors killed!
7,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
If only you had respawned at the beginning and made this a x4 RESPAWN COMBO... Oh well!
+12,000 HP to Rodney!
12,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
10,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
8,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
Entropy Ingot || Ultramarine = Azure Essence (Level 10: 1/11)
Electric Guitar && Carbon Nanogel = Electric Geltar (Level 1: 1/2)
20 Warriors killed!
Additional 8 Warriors killed!
11,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
The entire attack plus FOR GLORY deals 30,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
8,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
The Godmodder stows it away in his inventory and does not eat it, for fear that it is poisoned.
TRIFECTED RINGWEAR: A modified version of the Turnspec Ringwear whose surface now alternates between red, green, and blue colors. It can see anywhere in the Trifecta, provided that a player has already been to the location you're attempting to look at.
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
3,000 damage to a Queenvord!
To be fair, Erelye did as well...
7 Mantises killed!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LOST MEMORIES
16 Warriors killed!
The fifth Impetus Comb is complete! Due to its massive power, it seems like there's enough Jocose Honey to fill TWO Suckle Receptacles! That means two people can use Comb Raves next turn, initiating a Dual Rave! My procedure for choosing who uses Comb Rave remains in effect here.
The Firestorm deals 8,000 damage to all the Vord! The Vord kills GreatGeneral371 (who uses up a respawn), all Goslings, and 500 Engietech Soldiers, and deals 50,000 damage to the Physics Cannon and Rodney! The Knights then destroy the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor! The Taken troops destroy 15 Engietech Dragonfly Drones!
The Preston Cole kills 185 Warriors with all its standard weaponry, and stuns the Knights! It then uses the Macross Missile Massacre kills 30 Warriors, 20 Knights, 30 Creepervord, and 30 Taken Doom Drones! The UNSC Frigates and Pelicans kill the Taken Goose! The UNSC Destroyers and their MAC Blasts kill 96 Warriors! Engietech kills 100 Warriors! The Republic Battleships, in a continuation of piono's Fraymotif, kill 35 Mantises!
All AGs deal 24,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
All PGs kill 50 Warriors! The Godmodder readies for another Special Attack next turn, and kills 300 Warriors!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Kill the Taken Origin Wither!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ============================================================ 0/6,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 6
ROUND 2: THE FAR LANDS
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor. Shielded.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 4/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 10/25.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/25.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/25.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25.
AlmightyGibus: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Firestorm: III Deals damage to the Vord and prevents them from Taking entities!
Taken Origin Wither: [H] HP: 406,000/900,000.
Swarm-Queen: [H] HP: 200,000/200,000. Can only be targeted once Taken Origin Wither is destroyed.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 2,000/20,000. (x1.) 20,000/20,000. (x28.)
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 67,000/75,000. (x1.) 75,000/75,000. (x2.)
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x862.) Bleed: I
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x2,216.) Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,939.)
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x938.)
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 7,000/15,000. (x784.)
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,962.)
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,959.)
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x120.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x414.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x384.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x920.)
Taken Engietech Minions: [H] HP: 500/500. (x384.) Infect targets.
Taken Republic Battleships: [H] HP: 27,000/35,000. (x1.) 35,000/35,000. (x2.)
Taken UNSC Repair Droid: [H] HP: 42,000/50,000.
Taken Robobunny: [H] HP: 142,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Taken Flying Calamari: [H] HP: 92,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 0/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre:III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. (x3.) UNSC Pelicans: 5,000/5,000. (x31.)
UNSC Destroyer: [N] HP: 75,000/100,000. (x2.) Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. MAC Blast: III
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x950.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Technicians: [N] HP: 100/100. (x500.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x525.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Engietech Minions: [N] HP: 500/500. (x400.) More are summoned each turn. Infect targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x275.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x40.) More are summoned each turn.
Republic Battleships: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x2.) Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x2,000.)
GreatGeneral731: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Tempered Rage: IIII
Rodney: [AG] HP: 42,000/150,000.
Physics Cannon: [AG] HP: 78,000/120,000. Uses physics inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Epona II: [PG] HP: 125,000/125,000. Supply Drop: II
Ice Colossus: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Iron Ice: III
Fungus-Man: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,00. Mushroom Cloud: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 61.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
9 Pie Filling
11 Weasel Snot
Xcano did exactly that. With the time machine alchemy he used to time shenanigan the alchemies with.
/(ellipsis should go here(...))null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I try a joke alchemy....
Diablo && Penumbra Phantasm && Necron (Remember L()rd's weapon during his battle against Eric?) && Spike's Wraith (True Maniac's weapon) = ???
(May I also have a description?)
Now, I corrupt the ORIGIN WITHER on the grounds that part of the FAR LANDS is falling on it. It asks what I mean, as a piece of FAR LANDS does fall on it!
I Eclipse a Hive Queen! (Not sure what it means? I don't know either, just go with it)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I start a new alchemy: Potion of Takover && Fermented Spider Eye = ??? (1/?)
Then, I frogger on some Vord to get over to the Hive Queens, and slice through one with the Razoryo, using the skillz Kirby taught me!
Alchemies:
"GODMODER" = Ragnarök (Level 10: 9/11)
Potion of Takover && Fermented Spider Eye = ??? (1/?)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = Ergo Sum (7/11)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (COMPLETE YESSSSSSS)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = AK-VRS 6 (6/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Attack of the Spaceship
I attach millions of flies to each other, with a small ship at the head and send them at the Taken Origin Wither. But these are not regular flies. These are Conway's Game of Life flies, summoned with Life's Wands. They all crash into the Origin Wither! I then summon up a centipede, which slams into the Taken Origin Wither from above, driving it into the ground! I then make a caterpillar drop onto its heads, slamming the Origin Wither straight to bedrock! Finally, I flood the hole with fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride with the Origin Wither still inside!
The Enlightenment 6/10
Amulet of Dark 5/6
+1 to Amp x2.
Rodney cannot last another round. As such, Void or Bust warps out of hyperspace above the area, teleports Rodney within, and heads back to Grayhold, emanating a rather large amount of psionic disturbances upon the Vord, tearing them to shreds. Also, can I have one of the very last Comb Raves? It's okay if I can't.
As for the Red Sun, I don't know approximately what it is, either. I require answers myself.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth. I mutter incoherently in some eldritch tongue. A resounding cold fury seems to exude from me momentarily, for some odd reason. In such a set of circumstances, I would succumb to the blood eldritch throes of the broodfester tongues, if I were not in complete control of my Grimdarkness. Anyhow, pure dark sorcery blazes off of the tips of the needlewands, occasionally pulsating in a manner mildly reminiscent of the writhing flesh of a tortured hellscholar. I flick the twin needlewands nonchalantly. Blasts of Grimdark power exude from the wands, streaking towards the Taken Origin Wither at a speed slightly greater than that of sound. However there is no resounding echo. Merely silence. The blasts collide with the Taken Origin Wither, and explode violently. Shockwaves of recondite power blow the Taken Origin Wither to the ground. I telekinetically push the Taken Origin Wither further into the ground, keeping it on lockdown. Upon becoming satisfied with the momentary ceasing of movement, I wave the Thorns. As I bring them down in the direction of the Taken Origin Wither, dark magic streaks from the arcane needles, plowing into the Taken Origin Wither almost instantaneously. The force of the blast, under the best of conditions, tears the Taken Origin Wither's soul from its body in the most painful way possible. I slacken my telekinetic grip. Permitting the Taken Origin Wither to rise again, I concentrate slightly more. Another bolt of eldritch energy strikes the Taken Origin Wither. However, this time, it has a different appearance. The usual black is intertwined with violet. Upon striking the Taken Origin Wither, a foul emission of eldritch power eradicates the existence of the aforementioned Taken Origin Wither. Vis and Taint blend into some vile concoction of liquid which sprays forth from every single orifice upon the Taken Origin Wither. The undeniably corrosive liquid damages the Taken Origin Wither, dissolving its bones. I flash-step abruptly, waiting. An emission of Flux is stopped by some sinister power. The area around the Taken Origin Wither grows dark, obfuscating it from view. A tentacular form briefly emerges from the shadow. When the general air of malaise subsides, the Taken Origin Wither features several puncture wounds silently dripping with some viscous fluid. I proceed to de-equip the Thorns.
—
AT: I have already planned to take care of the secondary forays later.
Your plan will have to be edited.
You aren't ready to initiate the Break yet. The unfathomable temporal upheaval caused by the events directly resulting from it is not yet necessary.
AT: What does the actual Break consist of?
You will have to shatter the gate.
AT: This terminology is rather literal. How does one do so?
You will require a certain type of explosive to create an adequate breach in the gate.
AT: Where could one obtain such a bomb?
Once again, you won't. This assignment is out of your hands.
The explosive must be obtained from the Forge. Its explosives are very potent. They will be able to shatter the gate.
AT: This really seems quite a bit more elaborate than you lead me to believe.
I didn't lead you to believe anything. I told you to find the location of the apparatus, and await advisement on the Break. The plans you were making were based on fabrications and assumptions of your imagination.
AT: While I may be ignorant, I think it's disingenuous for you to behave as if I have not been misled via lies of omission.
Lies of omission do not exist.
The concept is a very limited one. It is the product of your story writing once more. You have made an assumption about the truth, attaching emotional demands to it, and in particular those in possession of it.
Your demands are based off of a desire for understanding the facts, which is very childish. You can never know all of the facts. Only I can.
And since it's impossible for me to reveal all of the facts to you, it is my discretion alone which decides which facts will be revealed in the rather limited time we have. Immortality notwithstanding, I'm not going to live forever, you know.
If I do not volunteer information you would deem critical to your fate, it possibly means that I am a scoundrel, but it does not mean that I am a liar. And, it certainly means you did not ask the right questions. One can either make true or false statements about reality. All of the statements I make are true.
AT: Unless, of course, you're joking, in which case the truth shall be revealed at a later date.
Yes.
AT: I suppose I shall begin to ask better questions, based off of previously-established information.
Good.
You can begin by checking how you interpret your sources.
AT: Misinterpretation of the truth, often referred to, rather ambiguously, as 'the facts,' is not an issue, regardless of whether it occurs or not.
In an incredibly transparent attempt to rip off Wilson's superior store, I open ALCHEMY INC., a store where you either trade alchemies or charges to get a commissioned alchemy from me. I then construct my business, consisting of literally just a Pocket Alchemiter on top of a quadcopter with a sign hanging on it. Yeah not really going to try to hurt Wilson's business here.
Charge Inc. 1/50 Wait, I can't just call everything incorporated if it isn't? Darn. Not gonna stop though.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: 22/45
Roller's Halos: 3/4
Pit stares at his returned treasure, the Molten Processor, as the heat returns to the blazing temperatures of the full charge. He then stares back at the raging Firestorm decimating the vord.
"Well then, it looks like some more flame's gonna be needed. Let me help you there."
>HYPER ATTACK: MOLTEN PROCESSOR
>AIM AT Taken Origin Wither
=CHARGE=
-35 / 50- Genesis
-15 / 15- Backup (Tazz'd, +2) -> EXECUTE
-2 / 7- The Helixier
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=EXECUTE=
A dropship appears, and launches out a small fighter ship!
I quickly mount the ship.
[AG] Chairwing
HP: 60,000
Attacks:
Twinshot: Fires tiny chairs at two targets. Deals light damage.
Chairnet: Takes 2 turns to charge. Fires a web made of VERY SHARP SPLINTERS that stuns the target and deals moderate damage.
Passive:
Guardian: While alive, Irecreeper will not receive damage.
=ACTION=
LIFT COMPLETE, BRO
The Taken Origin Wither receives a face-full of BRASS KNUCKLES.
=COMMAND=
The Chairwing uses Twinshot on the Taken Origin Wither and the Queenvord!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The Enlightenment 7/10
Amulet of Dark 6/6!
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Amulet of Dark.
((@Pit: No, that's not close to what I mean.))
Several Miniature Green Suns warp into existence before me. I wave my hand, and the three glowing green models smash into each other, emitting considerable amounts of heat and light. Pulsations and energy fluctuations prevail for several instants, until a slightly larger green sphere of energy is revealed. The larger green sphere, though still a Miniature Green Sun, contains three septillionths of a septillionth of the energy of the Green Sun, equivalent to the energy content of slightly more than three level ten alchemies. Prodigious. For once, I have not utilized that word within snark. Regardless, the levitating green sphere floats over before me. I note that I cannot contain any portion of the energy within that thing. Teleportation utilizing the Sun nearly kills me. I don't think using the Green Sun as a power source is the best idea. I can assure you that won't stop my usage of it, however. I grab the first thing in my inventory capable of transforming the power into usable energy, and smash it on the ground. A bottle of Visink. I fuse the energy of the Miniature Green Sun with the pool of Visink upon the ground. Immediately, the stuff glows a bright green, and begins to pulsate. Extreme instability tends to cause that in ink of arcane properties. I telekinetically levitate every single drop of the infused ink into the air telekinetically, careful not to let a drop touch me. The instability of the thing would likely end up bypassing my wards, and killing me instantly. However, I can just force the liquid away before it touches my skin, so it is not such a large deal as originally envisioned. The ink forms a blob in the air, occasionally flashing with green light. It appears to be consuming energy around it to fuel its existence. Rather odd, considering it does not usually require such a thing. But, I digress. The ink blob forms a pure blot in reality, fully capable of cleaving through flesh and bone alike with acidic precision. The blob suddenly accelerates rapidly towards the Taken Origin Wither. Obviously, that was unexpected (/s). The blob of infused Visink splashes against the Taken Origin Wither. The fluid render the withered, Vord-fused bone a large amount of organic waste. I vaporize the ink with my mind. Otherwise, it might end up killing us all. That would be a rather undesirable occurrence, especially at the current stage.
—
It is cause for concern.
AT: Probably.
AT: Regardless, I feel as if the Break is unnecessary.
It is vital to your acquisition of the ultimate reward.
AT: This is the part where you tell me why you desire to die during my pursuit of the Reward, isn't it?
Yes. My master cannot enter this universe until I am killed.
Such is the nature of the Break.
AT: Who is he?
I won't tell you his name.
But he goes by the title L
AT: ... Not a particularly admirable objective.
You are correct.
AT: He is already here. Will I defeat him?
Probably not.
AT: A strange answer, from an omniscient being.
Indeed.
AT: Perhaps this is a dark spot in your obstinacy I've been looking for.
I've been very helpful. And I will continue to be.
I myself do not care to be an oracle, but I can graciously supply you with one. You have obtained one of my seeds.
AT: The cue ball. I was meaning to use it.
Take the orb.
Ask it a question.
AT: What is there to ask?
What would you ask me?
AT: I would likely ask what I should do next.
Then ask.
AT: Very well.
AT: Farewell, for now.
Goodbye, Kalare.
It's been a pleasure.
I pick the cue ball up, holding it carefully in my right hand. I stare into the ball, momentarily casting a spell of Light.
What should I do next?
Slowly, the answer emerges.
HELP YOUR FRIENDS.
I stare at the answer, before wordlessly captchaloguing my laptop, and flying up towards the meteor, cue ball still in hand. My search for answers shall continue, in time.
Mozart's Beauty, 16/50
The Dragon Ender > Fine = The Withering (Level 9: 6/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = Plot Armor (Level 5: 6/6) Done.
Spacerender > Fine = Cosmos' Tear (Level 8: 6/9)
I presume the Plot Armor, in this case a straight upgrade from the Glitch-Proof Armor, still retains those particular properties? I don it regardless, though I would like a description.
In any case, I'm going to give the Tow a gift in the form of bombs to the face via Lockpick, then give it a metaphorical heart attack when I don't do more after my last crazy attack. Then it suddenly grows a heart and it suddenly becomes a not-so-metaphorical heart attack. I then stab the heart with Caledfwlch for good measure.
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = Ergo Sum (8/11)
WitTwo 2x2x2 cube && Crossbow = Cuber's Crossbow (1/3?)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = AK-VRS 6 (7/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Second Harvest
I enter in a bunch of currency symbols with the Unicoder. Suddenly, Ghost, the host of the now-discontinued BlogTalkRadio show True Capitalist Radio appears! I then summon a bunch of trolls by firing the Remington 420 at the Taken Origin Wither while waving the Origin Wands around randomly. Ghost proceeds to get trolled by the trolls and so much cans.wav happens that the cans turn into a canstorm! The canstorm traps the Taken Origin Wither and it is smacked around by thousands of cans! Ghost and the trolls disappear.
Tie the Coin Bracelet around my wrist.
Gloves && Campfire = Prometheus' Mitts (Level 2: 3/3)
I equip the mitts, and then use my burning hands to punch a Queenvord in the face.
Pinwheel || Raptorblade = Raptorwheel (Level 3: 3/4)
Gloves && Bucket of Water(1/?)
8/15 Missile Spam
8/10 Concentrated Anger
What?
"CONSIDERING EACH OF OUR TROOPS FUNCTIONED AS A COUNTERPART TO ONE OF THEIR TROOPS, AND ELITES HAVE 100X MORE HEALTH THAN NORMAL TROOPS, WE'D HAVE A SINGLE ENTITY WITH ABOUT 1,500,000 HEALTH AS THE ELITE COUNTERPART TO THE VORD BULKS. SO PROBABLY NOT. ADDITIONALLY, SINCE WE CAN ONLY SUMMON AN ELITE 3 TURNS AFTER THE PREVIOUS ONE DIED, AND CAN ONLY HAVE ONE ELITE OUT AT A TIME, THE BATTLE MIGHT BE OVER BEFORE IT GETS TO DO ANYTHING."
"Damn. At least the army damage has increased - curiously enough, only when the Bladesmen appeared."
"ABOUT TIME TOO. THERE'S SOMETHING RIDICULOUS ABOUT A COLLECTIVE HEALTH POOL OF UPWARDS OF A MILLION HEALTH ONLY DOING 10K DAMAGE PER ATTACK, EVEN IF IT IS A MIRACLE THAT WE GOT AWAY WITH DEPLOYING SUCH A COLLECTIVE HEALTH POOL IN THE FIRST PLACE."
"Ssh. Logic has no power here, regardless of how many rules of nature or physics get thoroughly violated along the way."
Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X450)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X225)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X110)
Engietech Bladesmen: 3000/3000 (X50)
Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X1400)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X750)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X750)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X600)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X385)
Engietech Bladesmen: 3000/3000 (X90)
Bringing the Pomson 9000 up, I blast a storm of various types of lethal blast at the Origin Wither, then take off to preform BATTLE TECHNIQUE: ENGIETECH LEVEL 10: MAINFRAME, also targeting the Origin Wither.
Real World, Space: Curiosity gets the better of me, and so I activate thermal vision (AKA the feature that's standard in quite a number of modern day security cameras), looking around to try to see any heat signatures that look important.
"If I could just figure out what's going on beforehand..."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Planet Express Ship: 4/11
Electric Geltar: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
Actually, the battery conduit is not necessary. I will just use the Battery Pack.
Lothyra alchemizes Battery Pack & Carbon Nanogel. Bender then alchemizes the ultimate tool for rocking the [REDACTED] out, Electric Geltar & Portable Speakers & The Power of Rock & Battery Pack & Name Tag = Faggartslayer. Bender gathers some sacred items and fires Bender's Gun at the Taken Origin Wither (Swarm-Queen if dead). Lothyra gathers some more sacred items and uses Existence Now on the Physics Cannon (if Existence Now is not meant to be used on allies, she uses Megaversal on the Physics Cannon instead).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Also, I'm aware that fraymotifs aren't actually a thing. I was giving flavor text to a combo attack.
Plus... Merp... I wanted the Bane just to be my thing... (commence childish pouting)
In other news...
AAAAAAAHHHHHCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!! Someone heal the Preston Cole!!!!!!!!
Also, if no one else claims the comb raves... I think tazz and insert working together would be awesome. I'd suggest erelye and Serpent since Astria and Kalare have been established to know each other now, but serpent hasn't reached level 10 yet...
Hank, Sanford and Deimos continue smashing through vord, Eric uses:
Battle Technique: Fantasies
Eric pulls out a large pen, a copy of Shakespeare's quill from one of the previous iterations of the tvtropes universe. Heavily modified, so as to allow an author to write his characters into a new story. Eric does so, he opens up the portal, and several figures charge out of a large portal, Javar, Kurak, and several other notorious warlords from his fantasy stories charge out and wreak havoc for a little bit before returning. (Eric has no clue that the main Kurak is trapped in a bedrock box underneath the server... that needs to be a plot point in DTG3, someone make a note)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.