Now. The final component for the ship shall be added...
Lothyra alchemizes (The Greenlighter -c Planet Express Logo) & Name Tag = Planet Express Ship and Battery Conduit & Carbon Nanogel = Battery Nanoconduit.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: A replica of the green spaceship from Futurama that the main characters fly. It is owned by Planet Express, an intergalactic delivery company. However, this version lacks a turret mounted on top.
BATTERY NANOCONDUIT: A Battery Conduit which has been enhanced with nanotechnology. It is much lighter (carbon nanostructures are much lighter than the materials that a normal battery is made out of), and has a much higher capacity (because carbon nanotubes can be used to make very potent batteries).
She then fires iAntimak Carbine in a way that contributes to Piono's fraymotif. Bender also contributes to the fraymotif by using Maximalist.
this is SUICIDE! if you two fight, the vord will e/\sily pick you off!
She has a point, you know.
...FINE. BUT I'LL BE WATCHING YOU. RAVEN.
I USE UNAGI DROP. ON THE HIVE-QUEENS.
I complete the Viral Prototype and implant it into a Sheep. I then throw the Sheep to the Vord to be Taken. The virus will slowly spread from Vord to Vord, and slowly override the Vord's natural behavior and cause them to attack each other.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-34 / 50- Genesis
-12 / 15- Backup (Tazz'd, +2)
-1 / 7- The Helixier
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
Lifting... (5 / 6)
I become the Rider.
...by that, I mean I ride Epona II towards the Taken Origin Wither and use the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE on the Wither.
> R. K.: Throwing explosive playing cards at random [H] entities, preferably ones that die quickyl and give lots of experience.
> K4yne: I take a spiky club out of my hat as part of my wizard act. Then i perform surgery on some Vord with it. "Excruciating!"
I pun-ch some Vord to ex-pun-d the newly created rage at the unpunny puns, which really makes me want to punch the prior punner. Unfortunately, he has propunded upun a subject that does not lead to profitable further puns. So I have to punch Vord like a stress ball, only less spherical.
I then open fire with explosives and the Fire mode of Four Elements, along with the timelooped mes, who then return to the future.
I glitch out some Vord as well, causing them to start suffocating.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I successfully ship all of the Vord, despite the fact that doing so would be a task comparable to herding a million cats into a lake with a single toe. Despite some initial trepidation, the Vord eventually become okay with it despite the concept of romance being alien to them. I then pull out the Ship Sinker, and sink every last ship I created, dealing irreparable heartbreak damage to all of them.
After viewing the devastation I've wrought, I watch the Vord inexplicably start crying, then use my Ring's Miles to ignite the Far Lands, seeing as Vord tears are primarily composed of highly flammable gasoline. After doing so, I toss my trusty VAMPIRE KNIVES into the Taken Origin Wither, dealing damage to it and healing myself for a small amount of the damage dealt.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 10/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Lothyra points out that the Taken Origin Wither is flying with no explanation but magic. Guess what entity deals extra damage to magical ones? However, the Physics Cannon's reality blast contributes to the fraymotif. Bender is about to fire Bender's Gun when he receives a pesterchum conversation.
affableConjurist [AC] began pestering awesomeAutomaton [AT].
Bender then pulls an electric guitar out of his rectum fourth-dimension inventory that all players have. He hooks it up to a bunch of speakers, and starts playing some Heavy Metal. Both the battle technique (which contributes to the fraymotif) and the genre of music.
(Don't worry guys, Dumbledore won't be a character. This was just for an original attack.)
I hold an even bigger Vord Barbecue, with my VORD WARRIOR ULTIMATE SPECIAL! Each Vord steak costs 1 dollar, and all proceeds go to buying military equipment, which attacks and kills more Vord! Millions of Minecraft players, unable to find food and starving, flock to my Vord stand, and buy several hundred Vord steaks each!
RAZORYO: A powerful yoyo with blades all around it. If you can swing a yoyo as deftly as Kirby can, this thing can saw straight through opponents.
As deftly as Kirby, eh? Wel, luckily... I know a guy.
Well, more specifically I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.
Even more specifically than that, I know Eario who knows Waluigi who knows Daisy who knows Luigi who knows Mario who knows Bowser who knows Ganondorf who knows Dedede who knows Kirby!
After a seiries of phone calls, Kirby comes onto Godcraft to teach me how to use it! He demonstrates his technique on the Taken Origin Wither!
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
The Enlightenment 5/10
Amulet of Dark 4/6
+1 to Amp x2.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks, and duplicate a Splash Potion of Augmentation.
I equip Fill 'Em With Midnight. A weapon that requires a simplified name, to be certain. I merely hack at the Taken Origin Wither with the blade, and utilize its unique midnight-filling abilities on the creature. Upon doing so, I promptly flashstep into a random direction away from the Taken Origin Wither. Afterwards, I teleport directly behind the Taken Origin Wither, and stab it through the withered bone, fused with various things of Vord construction. The blade serves its purpose, I can assure you. I place the weapon in my inventory.
I cast Horrorterror on the Taken Origin Wither.
Kalare: I note the utilization of a fraymotif. While I may be armed with the strongest fraymotifs boondollars can buy, I am restricted in their use. As in, they can only be a collaborative attack between two people, or a single person. Alas.
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10x2, 5/10 Magics
Battlefield: I use iWeatherman to strike a queen vord with lightning
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x23, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter
Wilson's Shop: $46
I dupe 2 potion of vis
Entropy Ingot OR Ultramarine 1/?
Bender then decides to start building a device that will let him rock the [REDACTED] out even more. He alchemizes Electric Guitar & Carbon Nanogel, then fires all the Futurama alchemies to contribute to the fraymotif, while playing rock music to boost his attack power. Lothyra stands by, observing her companion. Then she facepalms. No. She does a FACEPALM X2 COMBO! Then she fires iAntimak to contribute to the fraymotif.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (6/11)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (10/11) SO CLOSE
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (5/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Hella Jeff
I originwand up a hella-Jeff. Not Hella Jeff, a hella-Jeff. The hella-Jeff is literally 1027 (hella- was a proposed prefix for 1027) clones of a guy named Jeff, all armed with diamond swords. They aggress the Taken Origin Wither, then disappear.
The Dragon Ender > Fine = The Withering (Level 9: 5/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = Plot Armor (Level 5: 5/6)
Spacerender > Fine = Cosmos' Tear (Level 8: 5/9)
I am tired, angry, easily irritable, volatile, losing my mind surely and steadily, and have perhaps less sanity than Old Man Henderson ever did right now. It is time to utterly thrash some Vord scumbags out of existence. I do a dramatic gun cock so awesome that pure awesome radiates from me, turning into fires of pure awesome that then burn the Taken Origin Wither. I then pull out millions of M-16's, utilizing my secret signature move, the Pulling Out a M-16 attack, which involves exactly that. The Taken Origin Wither, or Tow, takes more inexplicable damage from the furiously powerful action of me pulling out an M-16. Then, I actually fire them, all simultaneously, ridding the Tow with loads of bullets, aided by my use of the Ring Deader from a smart distance. When the leadstorm finally subsides, the Tow turns back to me to witness my finishing off of a massive statue of the Swarm Queen made out of Green Wool. All the Vord look on in awe, until it comes to life and takes the Tow to smash it against basically every hard surface and rock the Far Lands has to offer, before deciding that it wants to suicidally explode right then and there. Then, I get some cold butter, a sock, put the butter in a sock, and create the buttersock, which I use to sock the Tow in all of its faces multiple times. Then, I unelash the inherent power of Dairy stored within the butter to make it turn into a Dairy laser that blows the Tow away. Then, I forcibly divide the Tow by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, Cucumber, Binary, HEX, Netpatham, Piono, and finally Tow, taking away portions of the Tow from the main body each division in accordance with the result-and impossible answers result in an explosion instead as physics revolts against what I just did. Physics then turns into a whole army as a result of what I just did, and the army calls itself the Physical Laws Are Not Terrible Army of Tremendous, Ridiculous, Extreme Energies, or P.L.A.N.T. A. T.R.E.E. This acronym causes the Vord to all plant trees, but the Tow plants a massive death tree by mistake, which quickly decides it doesn't' like the TOW at all and pummels it to oblivion-then the Army actually attacks the Tow, and boy that name isn't for show. Then I turn my exhaustion into a physical concept. IT's larger than GodCraft and thrice as heavy. I then smash it into the TOW, and somehow the world doesn't end from that. I then make it vanish, causing P.L.A.N.T. A. T.R.E.E. to come back to the Tow for Round two before vanishing. Then, I slam the Tow with the entire cast of Soul Edge/Soul Calibur as well as its sequals, then get every character to beat it up (including the characters made in character creators). I then give the TOW pants, and proceed to to a triple atomic doom wedgie on it with the pants I just gave it. I then make the pants explode. Finally, I use For Glory on the TOW, and give half of the fighters Deku Nuts and the other half Home-Run Bats. Pain ensures for the Tow.
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The Greenlighter: 4/4 Complete!
Battery Conduit: 4/4 Complete!
==Actions==
Now. The final component for the ship shall be added...
Lothyra alchemizes (The Greenlighter -c Planet Express Logo) & Name Tag = Planet Express Ship and Battery Conduit & Carbon Nanogel = Battery Nanoconduit.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: A replica of the green spaceship from Futurama that the main characters fly. It is owned by Planet Express, an intergalactic delivery company. However, this version lacks a turret mounted on top.
BATTERY NANOCONDUIT: A Battery Conduit which has been enhanced with nanotechnology. It is much lighter (carbon nanostructures are much lighter than the materials that a normal battery is made out of), and has a much higher capacity (because carbon nanotubes can be used to make very potent batteries).
She then fires iAntimak Carbine in a way that contributes to Piono's fraymotif. Bender also contributes to the fraymotif by using Maximalist.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I use Salmiak Slice at the Endervord.
I then heal Rodney.
The Southern Tundra IIII
The Prismatizer -c Ψ-Mech Mk. II -c The Prismatizer 2/X
Living Fire Block && Blaze Powder && Ectoplasm 2/X
SCP-962 49/50Medicannon 8/10
Dragonfly 16/20
Also, Will Epona II's supplies be usable by AGs and Neutrals?
She has a point, you know.
...FINE. BUT I'LL BE WATCHING YOU. RAVEN.
I USE UNAGI DROP. ON THE HIVE-QUEENS.
I complete the Viral Prototype and implant it into a Sheep. I then throw the Sheep to the Vord to be Taken. The virus will slowly spread from Vord to Vord, and slowly override the Vord's natural behavior and cause them to attack each other.
Oh no
I get a Laser Gun and fire it at some Queenvord!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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=CHARGE=
-34 / 50- Genesis
-12 / 15- Backup (Tazz'd, +2)
-1 / 7- The Helixier
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
Lifting... (5 / 6)
I become the Rider.
...by that, I mean I ride Epona II towards the Taken Origin Wither and use the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE on the Wither.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
45/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Throwing explosive playing cards at random [H] entities, preferably ones that die quickyl and give lots of experience.
> K4yne: I take a spiky club out of my hat as part of my wizard act. Then i perform surgery on some Vord with it. "Excruciating!"
---
No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Unknown Entity: 15/40
I tell the origin wither to take PUNishment. The PUN was soo smexy it oblitirates the origin wither.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I use Shooting Star to drop a meteor at the Taken Goose.
I then heal the AG player with lowest health.
[object Object]The Southern Tundra IIIIII
The Prismatizer -c Ψ-Mech Mk. II -c The Prismatizer 3/X
Living Fire Block && Blaze Powder && Ectoplasm 3/X
SCP-962 49/50Medicannon 9/10!
Dragonfly 17/20
I then open fire with explosives and the Fire mode of Four Elements, along with the timelooped mes, who then return to the future.
I glitch out some Vord as well, causing them to start suffocating.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
After viewing the devastation I've wrought, I watch the Vord inexplicably start crying, then use my Ring's Miles to ignite the Far Lands, seeing as Vord tears are primarily composed of highly flammable gasoline. After doing so, I toss my trusty VAMPIRE KNIVES into the Taken Origin Wither, dealing damage to it and healing myself for a small amount of the damage dealt.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 10/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Planet Express Ship: 2/4
Battery Nanoconduit: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra points out that the Taken Origin Wither is flying with no explanation but magic. Guess what entity deals extra damage to magical ones? However, the Physics Cannon's reality blast contributes to the fraymotif. Bender is about to fire Bender's Gun when he receives a pesterchum conversation.
affableConjurist [AC] began pestering awesomeAutomaton [AT].
AA: DUMBLEDORE?!
AC: Bender, you must rock the [REDACTED] out.
affableConjurist [AC] ceased pestering awesomeAutomaton [AT].
Bender then pulls an electric guitar out of his
rectumfourth-dimension inventory that all players have. He hooks it up to a bunch of speakers, and starts playing some Heavy Metal. Both the battle technique (which contributes to the fraymotif) and the genre of music.(Don't worry guys, Dumbledore won't be a character. This was just for an original attack.)
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
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As deftly as Kirby, eh? Wel, luckily... I know a guy.
Well, more specifically I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy.
Even more specifically than that, I know Eario who knows Waluigi who knows Daisy who knows Luigi who knows Mario who knows Bowser who knows Ganondorf who knows Dedede who knows Kirby!
After a seiries of phone calls, Kirby comes onto Godcraft to teach me how to use it! He demonstrates his technique on the Taken Origin Wither!
Alchemies:
"GODMODER" = Ragnarök (Level 10: 8/11)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
The Enlightenment 5/10
Amulet of Dark 4/6
+1 to Amp x2.
I heal Rodney with the Golden Sunsticks, and duplicate a Splash Potion of Augmentation.
I equip Fill 'Em With Midnight. A weapon that requires a simplified name, to be certain. I merely hack at the Taken Origin Wither with the blade, and utilize its unique midnight-filling abilities on the creature. Upon doing so, I promptly flashstep into a random direction away from the Taken Origin Wither. Afterwards, I teleport directly behind the Taken Origin Wither, and stab it through the withered bone, fused with various things of Vord construction. The blade serves its purpose, I can assure you. I place the weapon in my inventory.
I cast Horrorterror on the Taken Origin Wither.
Kalare: I note the utilization of a fraymotif. While I may be armed with the strongest fraymotifs boondollars can buy, I am restricted in their use. As in, they can only be a collaborative attack between two people, or a single person. Alas.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10x2, 5/10 Magics
Battlefield: I use iWeatherman to strike a queen vord with lightning
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x23, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter
Wilson's Shop: $46
I dupe 2 potion of vis
Entropy Ingot OR Ultramarine 1/?
+2 to Wilson
Planet Express Ship: 3/4
Battery Nanoconduit: 3/?
==Actions==
Bender then decides to start building a device that will let him rock the [REDACTED] out even more. He alchemizes Electric Guitar & Carbon Nanogel, then fires all the Futurama alchemies to contribute to the fraymotif, while playing rock music to boost his attack power. Lothyra stands by, observing her companion. Then she facepalms. No. She does a FACEPALM X2 COMBO! Then she fires iAntimak to contribute to the fraymotif.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (6/11)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (10/11) SO CLOSE
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (5/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Hella Jeff
I originwand up a hella-Jeff. Not Hella Jeff, a hella-Jeff. The hella-Jeff is literally 1027 (hella- was a proposed prefix for 1027) clones of a guy named Jeff, all armed with diamond swords. They aggress the Taken Origin Wither, then disappear.
Mozart's Beauty, 15/50 (Ire'd)
The Dragon Ender > Fine = The Withering (Level 9: 5/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = Plot Armor (Level 5: 5/6)
Spacerender > Fine = Cosmos' Tear (Level 8: 5/9)
I am tired, angry, easily irritable, volatile, losing my mind surely and steadily, and have perhaps less sanity than Old Man Henderson ever did right now. It is time to utterly thrash some Vord scumbags out of existence. I do a dramatic gun cock so awesome that pure awesome radiates from me, turning into fires of pure awesome that then burn the Taken Origin Wither. I then pull out millions of M-16's, utilizing my secret signature move, the Pulling Out a M-16 attack, which involves exactly that. The Taken Origin Wither, or Tow, takes more inexplicable damage from the furiously powerful action of me pulling out an M-16. Then, I actually fire them, all simultaneously, ridding the Tow with loads of bullets, aided by my use of the Ring Deader from a smart distance. When the leadstorm finally subsides, the Tow turns back to me to witness my finishing off of a massive statue of the Swarm Queen made out of Green Wool. All the Vord look on in awe, until it comes to life and takes the Tow to smash it against basically every hard surface and rock the Far Lands has to offer, before deciding that it wants to suicidally explode right then and there. Then, I get some cold butter, a sock, put the butter in a sock, and create the buttersock, which I use to sock the Tow in all of its faces multiple times. Then, I unelash the inherent power of Dairy stored within the butter to make it turn into a Dairy laser that blows the Tow away. Then, I forcibly divide the Tow by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, Cucumber, Binary, HEX, Netpatham, Piono, and finally Tow, taking away portions of the Tow from the main body each division in accordance with the result-and impossible answers result in an explosion instead as physics revolts against what I just did. Physics then turns into a whole army as a result of what I just did, and the army calls itself the Physical Laws Are Not Terrible Army of Tremendous, Ridiculous, Extreme Energies, or P.L.A.N.T. A. T.R.E.E. This acronym causes the Vord to all plant trees, but the Tow plants a massive death tree by mistake, which quickly decides it doesn't' like the TOW at all and pummels it to oblivion-then the Army actually attacks the Tow, and boy that name isn't for show. Then I turn my exhaustion into a physical concept. IT's larger than GodCraft and thrice as heavy. I then smash it into the TOW, and somehow the world doesn't end from that. I then make it vanish, causing P.L.A.N.T. A. T.R.E.E. to come back to the Tow for Round two before vanishing. Then, I slam the Tow with the entire cast of Soul Edge/Soul Calibur as well as its sequals, then get every character to beat it up (including the characters made in character creators). I then give the TOW pants, and proceed to to a triple atomic doom wedgie on it with the pants I just gave it. I then make the pants explode. Finally, I use For Glory on the TOW, and give half of the fighters Deku Nuts and the other half Home-Run Bats. Pain ensures for the Tow.