I continue holding out the MSPAnado, and the symbol flickers into an unfortunate-looking face. The sword then gains the power of elf-summoning magic, and summons a bunch of elves with similar appearance to the ones in Jailbreak. They then summon an excessive amount of horses, which trample all over the Croach. I then toss Fire Stones down their throats, inexplicably turning them into Rapidashes, and their firey hooves burn the Croach horribly.
The symbol then changes to that of a lute, and it gets dragon-slaying powers, and I spot an Enderdragon somehow flying out of the End Portal. I run up to it and slay it, and its corpse crushes the Taken Origin Wither.
The symbol then changes to an awesome hat, and it gains the power of IMAGINATION. I then summon every character from the Imaginary world, and they attack the Keepers. Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 8/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 3/9 (lol)
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Doll Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Unpersoners
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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same as this one
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Charges: 11/50 + 24/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
I use Ysera's Arc on the keepers. How dull.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 108$ _ Wilson's charges A: 47/50, B: 31/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts), Potion of Water Armor x1 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Awkward potion OOO moon dust = ??? 1/2
Awkward potion OOO sapphire = ??? 1/2 (or sapphire dust if need be)
Awkward potion OOO ruby = ??? 1/2 (again, or dust if needed)
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The Far Lands, right now:
Burning fragments of the dead planet fall from the sky, throwing molten rubble and dead Vord into the air, as fallout from the Engine's meltdown spreads across the sky, blocking out the ruinous spectacle of an utterly shattered world dissipating into the vacuum, reds and oranges giving way to gray ash.
There is no more water here, not after a blast that big. Blasted away into space along with most of the air. Nothing should still be alive, and yet the war goes on, under a haze of radiation so intense that the remnants of the atmosphere glow blue, rendering the light of the flames strange and alien, the sun, huge through the gaps in the fallout cloud, is a sort of dull purplish-red, shining down on a world once green, now gray with ash and wounded in a thousand places, the newest few continent-sized craters still an angry molten red.
And ugly world and dying, certainly no longer worth the effort to fight over. Even the Vord can hardly thrive here, surely.
Molten rubble the size of cities falling like the rain on Armageddon.
All that up there is an attack on the Vord.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Big 'Ol Charge Attack 1/50
RPLS-SH IS RELOADING 1/10
Space Over Earth, right now:
"Up? ...How does that work in orbit? Is this cell gyroscopic or something? Hmm..."
The Unremarkable Man puts a few finishing touches on his new bedrock armor and straps it on over his light powersuit and normal clothing, giving him a distinctly un-Usual look.
A folding rifle stock and autoloader system go on his gun, along with a set of acceleration rail extenders and a foregrip, the sight being integrated into his helmet.
Psychic damping cells flicker on in his armor, and it begins taking in air in preparation for something.
Anachron, right now:
"If Lothyra spoke, I did not hear. Now, I believe this genome- {I hold up a PDA showing a graphical image of DNA and a scrolling text bar containing genomic code} -is fully intact. I've had it running accelerated in tube 14 over here since we confirmed that, and here is the result."
I punch the display contents button and a viewport opens, showing...
Artsy Omni appears, and leaks that Rayman will be DLC for SSB4! The Taken Origin Wither is so hyped up about getting to see Rayman as DLC! But then, Artsy Omni reveals that it was a fake leak created by him all along! The Taken Origin Wither's dreams are crushed, and the emotional damage to it is so strong that it gets converted into physical damage!
Did I mention I'm still salty about the whole Rayman leak thing?
I fully acknowledge that my last attack was pure Godmodding, but hey, I was frustrated with that debacle. In any case, I summon a Piano with the Chorus Bellum. It's got a name engraved into the side of it: Piono. Naturally, it is the Piono Piano, and playing this Piano is Pionoplaying, making me a Pionoplayer. The bad pun is fired off at a pun beam at Piono himself. I then state that, because I am the Pionoplayer, this means I'm Eric, because Eric is also known as Pionoplayer. This weird logic turns into a mindscrew bomb, which is flung at Piono in the hopes of distracting him for something more deadly to hit. I then actually play the Piono Piano. It's soothing tones melodiously senerade all attackers of Piono, helping them concentrate and stay cool under fire. I then break the Piono Piano. As it turns out, for some reason, in the land of Piano Keys there is a Piano for every person in existence. Thrasing it isn't instant death, but it's usually very painful. trust me, mine broke at one point. It was audaciously painful. Not actually damaging, though, but hopefully very very distracting so others can get hits in. I then fire off Vulcanizer Rounds at Piono, who's sheer power as a Level 10 Alchemy should require actual focus to deflect. Maybe. I don't know.
I then turn back to the Croach and apply copious amounts of bleach to it. Naturally, bleach isn't good for living things, and the Croach is technically living in some manner. Then the Bleach turns into a Bleach monster, which naturally fires bleach all over the Croach and naturally, being made of 100% bleach, cannot be taken, as the Takers find out (before dying of Bleach). The Bleach Monster then bleachsplodes, leaving a Bleach Mark on the Croach, which really is tantamount to ruining it.
The psiionic scream of a dying enderman reaches a vast pocket dimension, going through old wands, forgotten octets, and half-eaten swords before reaching what appears to be a worn-down wooden statue, crudely recembling an enderman. The statue's amethyst eyes give of a faint sparkle as the psiionic signal reaches through them and into the mounth of the statue, charging up the blood that is contained within. The statue is filled with meat. Meat of pigs, meat of cows, meat of SCP-682, meat of things too horrendous to speak of. The psiionically charged blood flows down the throat of the statue, slowly converting the meat into a single type of meat. Enderman meat. My meat. The statue cracks open, revealing a perfect clone of my body, with my mind still in it. Not ready to join the 0vermind. Not yet. I psiionically force another meat effigey into my hand, and from there into the small, floating, obsidian island in the middle of my private pocket dimension. I them claw open an old wound, letting my blood drip into the effigey's mounth. I grab the Enderdragon's scythe,and leave the Pocket Dimension.
Whorp!
The Trolls are gone. 0f course! So much unfinished business. I walk up to my corpse, looting it. The End. The Metalbender. The Last Drink. The Southern Tundra, without charge. [G0RILLA]. The Stargazer's Sash. Up 'Till Dawn. The Bowler Hat. I teleport the corpse back to an official waste pocket dimension. Ever seen enderman feces? No? That's the answer. I then begin looking for TA's shades.
@erelye: oops. Okay, sorry.
Also, I would like to add that Eric's brand of rune-magic is unique. There are currently only two rune-users in existence, because in order to become a rune-user, your abilities have to be awoken by another rune-user. The ability to use rune magic requires you to be an essential figure to events in the multiverse, though that's not really a problem with most of the people here. But you're either going to have to talk to Eric or the oracle of the void (who you guys kind of don't know exists right now) about rune magic if you want to use the honest-to-goodness rune magic.
You can still use runes, not blocking that out, just want to make the distinction that its a different kind of rune magic from what Eric uses.
Hank uses the Nether Spire and Emerald Nova on the keepers and croach.
Tazz sets up the anti-teleport field, but piono blocks his ability, then breaks the anti-teleport field using Nulla Stella. Teleportation isn't the only space-based power.
And then he smashes the cheap sword out of Tazz's hand, and boots tazz away. He won't let any attack get near him, after the burger, he knows that looks can be deceiving.
Insert pulls out Daybreak, and one of the time-clones matches the shot with Navitas Nox. Normally, Daybreak would still win, but the elemental ability allows piono to redirect the power of the massive laser back upon insert. The red miles are immensely unsuccessful, another of the timeclones pulls out Finem and just oblivions the red miles right out of the air.
Techpiece, noticing that there's only 9 of piono, shrugs and dedicates the remaining 3 bullets to repeating fire. Piono blocks every shot. Lots of dust is thrown up in the air by the massive explosions... But it is quickly revealed that they've done nothing to piono when he slices up the eldritch abomination that Redeyes summons right on top of him.
Tazz launches shield-killer at piono, who, not recognizing the attack, throws up another shield. The sound attack slams right into him, causing him to lurch backwards, and Eric rushes around and stabs him from behind. Piono knocks him away, but has taken 1 damage from the attack. 3/20
5ln16 rushes at piono with his blade of the cosmic whole, but piono whips out Arctoae, slides up past the blade and freezes 5l1n6 where he stands.
Kalare aggresses piono with the power of redstone. This attack catches piono by surprise, him having nothing to block it with. It doesn't injure him, but for the short time that it lasts, it severely hampers piono's ability to react to things as he is dealing with sudden explosions wracking his body.
The spontaneous combustion of a small part of his arm and the aneurysm do not help his ability to block any.
omglol throws his pogohammer of zillygui at piono, but having failed to capitalize ON ANY OF THE GIVEN OPENINGS and instead just throwing it at him and hoping it works, piono is still able to dodge it.
Net rushes in and him and his timeloop selves begin opening fire on piono, putting him on the defensive even more.
Kalare begins a bit of blood magic on piono, who whips around. One of the timeclones manages to break loose from net's layer of suppressive fire, and charges at Kalare and Erelyem dual wielding Vita Australi and Aquilonem Mors. Life and Death. He spins the scythes at a rapid pace, cutting at them again and again, severing the ties on the magic one by one, and narrowly missing Kalare each time. The blood-scroll is unsuccessful, but the explosions smash into piono with great force, opening him up for Kalare to use the rest of the stored blood to try and lock piono down.
Eric nods, and him and Kalare begin comboing, the piono who had broken free earlier rushes to them, but then tazz opens up the doorway right to the heart of the main piono, forcing the time clone to go after tazz instead. The door is closed when piono slices it in half with Aquilonem Mors, and piono cuts down the various monsters around it with his dual scythes, absorbing their life energy to restore the blood lost to various other attacks.
The other 8 pionos are being forced back by Kalare and Eric, and he unleashes a massive blast of power form various alchemies, knocking them both away, only to be blasted by Bender and his duplicates, Eric and Kalare rush back to piono, now aided by Bender and Lothrya giving supporting fire with the Futurama alchemies while Tazz is too busy holding off the one extra piono's attempts to rain his life force, with the dual scythes whizzing around, faster than the eye can track, trailing the energies of life and death.
The combo in total, reduces piono, even while he's on the defense, down to 2 health.
Tazz attempts to summon his piono, but piono cuts through it. Right as he's about to land the killing blow...
A world-shattering kaboom is heard. Everyone looks around as the Preston Cole opens fire with its main gun. Eric grabs Kalare, and with another of his teleporting rune-words, gets himself, Kalare, Lothrya and Bender away from ground zero.
The massive blue beam of destruction slams down onto piono, completely vaporizing him. The time-clone of piono aggressing tazz suddenly poofs into non-existence.
But that's not all. Given that the farlands is basically drowning in croach, that happens to be where the fight was taking place. The massive laser destroys the last of the croach, as well as the keepers. ((Hopefully that is enough damage to open up the fifth impetus comb))
((Its high time we got this finished up))
On a very distant hilltop, piono respawns.
Phobos stands a short distance away, playing a game of chess with Sauron. How did it go?
*sigh* shut up Phobos.
/null: serpent and ire, I need you two to respond to the PM I've opened with you guys. twin, I realized that considering what its about, I should probably include you and TT2000. Everyone involved in this needs to keep quiet about the stuff in it though, as it is spoilery in nature to some of the stuff that is going to be happening eventually, so people who aren't involved shouldn't know about this stuff in advance.
I ask Rodney to continue his assault upon the Vord in general.
If I am somehow dead, I respawn.
Kalare:
Banding together would be a wise idea, if it did not provide him with an easier target. If you still want to try it, I suppose we can.
I grip the Hazel Wand, muttering some statement about my present self getting himself killed in an attempt to stop my death from occurring. That seems completely out of character. If I died to that attack, it would not be heroic, as I would have essentially been defenseless, and it would not be just, for obvious reasons. In a sudden turn of events, I attempt to transmute Piono's body into candle wax momentarily. The heat of the initial transformation slightly melts him, assuming it is not deflected in some absurd fashion. How do you block a transmutation? It does not have a corporeal form, nor does it emit a projectile whatsoever. The mundane people in the world do not deflect or block such a thing, but we are dealing with an Alpha-Tier godmodder. I proceed to manipulate something rather obscure. At the very least, I would say Piono has minimal control over it. The energy inherent of redstone, otherwise referred to as Redstone Flux by the learned, despite the fact that it has absolutely nothing to do with arcane instability whatsoever. Red energy races across Piono. I will not bother interacting with any choice medium to perform this attack. Merely utilizing the target as a surface will be adequate, as well as mildly amusing, assuming it actually works. The occasional particle akin to one emanated from an active length of redstone dust sparks off of the red energy. However, this energy is intangible. The red energy begins to gain the abilities expected of technical overcharged electrical currents, despite the fact that it is not electricity. The abilities to shock Piono, explode in his face, annihilate large portions of his body randomly, et cetera. The first, last, and second effects occur, respectively. The pseudo-redstone vaporizes itself, transforming into a red gas which forces itself down the throat of Piono, hopefully asphyxiating him. Afterwards, I decide that the whole teamwork thing would be beneficial. I attempt to boost the next attack against Piono that is not mine, possibly increasing the probability of it to strike him. At the very least, it will be a sign of less moral ambiguity, and more of a completely out of character desire to help others. I'm not exactly the kind of person to enjoy teamwork. I would rather not have to resort to it, as I have a secret weapon that will hopefully kill Piono. I've certainly put more effort into it than it takes to use Sunrise. Hah. Three hours and a large amount of turns charging is more, I would say. But, what do I know? I am a conceited fool. Hah.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Kid Radd: Should be 20/45
Raddhand: COMPLETE!
Pit, searching his Hyperspace Inventory, reobtains the Gambler Ring from the earlier days of the war.
"Heh, haven't seen this for a long while. Let's see what this does again.
Pit uses the Gambler Ring to attack the Taken Origin Wither!
Also,
Gambler Ring ~~~ Loom = D6 Amulet
Gambler Ring && Jetstream Orbitats = ??? (1/?)
RADDHAND: A pixellated Arm that looks like a cross between Kid Radd's hand and the Power Glove. While it has offensive capabilities, its true power is the ability to unleash air guitars at all times.
Gambling Ring ~~~ Loom = Skullring
Gambling Ring && Jetstream Orbitars = Roller's Halos (Level 3: 1/4)
SKULLRING: An actual ring that can be worn on a finger, emblazoned with the image of a skull. Very spooky.
The Gambling Ring's inherent aura of death merely fuels the Taken Origin Wither's power!
>>A complete list of critical systems is now available, as well as targets and improbability failure levels, calculated for a mass blanket over the entire scheme as required, in addition to maintenance.
>>Order-of-application sequences also attached.
==Elsewhere==
>>Off to Earth with it.
==Earthish==
}}Clockwork Lemon now active. Deploying blanket. Strong illusion is a further success.
((Blanket is the term for the ground-state improbability field preventing Binary, and the crew, but not the two prisoners, from noticing that anything has happened, in addition to the illusion (which also is not covering the prisoners, but, as far as Binary knows, or his crews know, nothing changed). And it applies to the earlier actions I took as well.))
I give Netpatham my Shuffled Octet due to having previously stated that they were being made for him. I then take out the [email protected], and toss them at the Taken Origin Wither. I then try to reenact Taken and Taken too with the Taken entities, with the Taken taking the role of everything that dies or is destroyed. Even the symbolic things.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 6/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Let's just go absolutely crazy. Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 1/9 (lol)
5-1-6-1-6-7-6-8
A 6ian## ot // /awf 2 [email protected]/ // ///////// at teha Origi]]#$thr,! 8,000 damage!
I examine the Splash Potion of Augmentation. It sounds considerably more pleasant than a Splash Potion of Trauma. I also alchemize Eye's Pyramidion && Voidviewer && Concentrated Time Essence 1/???. Being able to see whatever I want, whenever I want is a great benefit.
I flashstep around randomly, looking for some form of minor breach in Piono's metaphorical armor. Not his literal armor. That's already been sorted out. I mean the nigh-imperceivable shield of various elements coating his very essence. Actually, I don't need to look for that. A far more effective approach would require less external effort. Technically speaking, it is still external, but I digress. It is the closest to internal I'll get without having to attempt to bypass around four or so alchemies which are designed to essentially negate all of my abilities whatsoever, a process which is apparently impossible, until we kill Piono. Annihilate him with the main cannons of the Preston Cole, disembowel him via teleportation and the Hazel Wand, use Sunrise on him, drill into his face until his brain is irreparably damaged, et cetera. Every possibility regarding the methods used to slay other sentient beings. Anyways, I pull out the Quasar's Nightcrawler, and object quite suited to this task. Suddenly, Piono feels a brief numbness on the left side of his body. I wait for several milliseconds. Piono has an Erelye-induced stroke. Hah. Blocking the flow of blood to the brain is ridiculously simple. If this works, it will provide a minor opening for another player to assault Piono. Then again, there are some rather unintelligent mages incapable of ceasing neural blood flow. Pitiful. Regardless of whether or not my giving Piono a stroke actually worked, I teleport away, and regroup with past me, muttering a series of instructions and explanations to him regarding some sort of ultimate weapon derived from the essence of the truly evil. He should know what to do when the time comes, if it does at all, at this point. I am beginning to feel as if it will not be enough. It doesn't matter. Either I die horribly, or I utilize the thing to cause extreme anguish and/or suffering in Piono specifically. An explosion appears out of nowhere, directly within Piono. My bodily machinations concerning Piono are too subtle, aren't they. That was a rhetorical question. Please don't answer that.
SPLASH POTION OF AUGMENTATION: A splash potion that increases the user's connection with the Inky Abyss, psiionic power, and thaumic power. If you are a user of magic, this will truly augment your offensive capabilities, hence the name.
Eye's Pyramidion && Voidviewer && Concentrated Time Essence = The Enlightenment (Level 9: 1/10)
Look at the Taken Origin Wither, then toss every teal octet into the air.
Long Sword && Velociraptor Tooth 2/4 (Raptorblade)
4/15 Missile Spam
4/10 Concentrated Anger
H-H-H-H-H-S-H-S
Six heads, two scratch. The octet displays the holographic image of a coin: three-quarters of it is whole, and a quarter of it is scratch. The scratched part fires a laser beam at the Taken Origin Wither, dealing 4,000 damage!
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (1/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone
who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (5/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (7/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Apparently Life's Wands run on a modified version of HashLife
I begin to wave the Unicoder around rapidly, inputting the following characters:
Whoops, those were Life's Wands. I just inserted 30 maxes, 20 spacefiller 2s and 40 breeders inside the Taken Origin Wither. The Taken Origin Wither promptly explodes from the exponential growth.
Life's Wands && Cellular Automata Guidebook = Ergo Sum (Level 10: 1/11)
So, judging by Twin's statement, the Preston Cole has to die?
The Far Lands, right now:
Twenty-post charged attack I had yet to officially finish 20/20!
A huge amalgam of machinery falls out of the sky into the center of the Vord, crushing several, the top half of which then unfolds into a massive microwave-receiver array, which swivels slightly until it is aligned to a matching tightbeam transmission core on the Anachron, which in turn runs through a four hundred millisecond startup routine, then goes into full operation, sending a forty-petawatt beam of microwave energy through the vacuum between Luna and Minecraftia, burning a column through the atmosphere a hundred meters across into fusing plasma without notably losing efficiency, and opening a steady line of transmission, which in turn begins charging the ultra-heavy capacitors around the important object in the base of the object.
Every living thing in a five hundred meter radius of the machine instantly flash-fries into ash and steam.
Within twenty seconds of the link forming, the huge, incandescent beam of power has raised intensity to transmit more energy than twenty-first century Earth used in a year every second.
Within a minute of steadily-more-intense transmission, more power has been transmitted than the sum of solar energy absorbed by the Earth in fifty years.
Two minutes later, a small, green light comes on at the base of the object, now surrounded by a massive array of heat radiator fins burning the air into fusion flame, indicating that the machine is ready to function.
The entire complex is glowing white hot by this point, and despite the capacitors' readiness, more power is still being sent, filling them to capacity and, apparently despite physics, beyond.
A second tiny green light comes on, indicating that the enormous nightmare of incandescent metal and burning air is now running its initialization routines.
Halfway between Minecraftia and the Moon, an unfamiliar planet, obviously inhabited by advanced life and in severe environmental straights, crackles into being as a result of a second, larger such machine's operation, providing a target for the first machine, which suddenly teleports every last Vord within forty AU into the mathematical bounds of a one hundred meter cube placed just above the surface of the new world. The various relative velocities of the suddenly compacted Vord therein causes a sizeable explosion, showering Vord over the surface below.
>RPLS-SH FULLY ARMED {10/10 CP Arrays}
>RUN FIREPROTOCALL
>RUNNING FIREPROTOCALL
>FIRE INFUSED SHELL Y/N?
>N
>FIRING STANDARD SHELL ON TARGET?
>TARGET DATA: 67301 7451582 15092
>TARGET ACQUIRED
>FIRING IN
>3...
>2...
>1...
>ROUND EN ROUTE
>...
>...
>..
>IMPACT CONFIRMED
>BEGINNING RELOAD...
The new planet bulges out around the massive wound of a relativistic hit, crumbling, then shatters utterly, her deathblow accepted, spraying outwards in a silent detonation of orange light and, in a few places, surviving shards of the surface, living for a few final moments of fiery despair as the air boils away around them and vengeful infinity rushes in.
The Vord were hit dead-on and carried through the dying planet, several tens of thousands of kilometers of hostile space, and the Minecraftian Atmosphere, to be hammered between the gods' mallet of a relativistic slug and the immovable anvil of a bedrock-shelled world, experiencing enough raw kinetic energy to burn out a major god.
Then, just to add insult to injury, the hugely overloaded Teleportation Engine detonates in a teraton-range fireball, blasting away everything the shell's impact did not.
"...Was that necessary?"
"Completely and utterly essential. :B"
{I realize this sounds overpowered as hell, but this is in part to poke at the strangeness of a balanced, purely numerical damage model. This, more or less, is what happens every time I use this weapon, minus a little teleportation sickness and a planet in the way. Nothing, and I do mean nothing, physical should live through that. At least within a reasonable size range. In other, more general words, if you listen to normal physics, most everything I, and, really, most of the others, do should be OP-scaled, so unless it's obviously a finisher, don't bother with the thing and just make it do as much damage as you want it to, unless you want it to do more damage than makes sense.}
All the normal chargy, +1-y stuff!
Somewhere aboard the Anachron, separate from the attack and of no relevance to DTG2:
There is a moment of gray uncertainty, and for a few seconds it looks as though the timeline has been severed, then several thousand people of various species crackle into being, mostly unconscious and injured, though a few remain awake long enough to see medical personnel entering the room, yelling something about a "Crazy computer", and "Why nuke em' all, then burn half our mono-C to yank a few forward in time?".
...That took a while.
What made you think that? :?
I can't make this attack ALL of the Vord because otherwise the damage would be so spaced out that it wouldn't really effect much. So I'll make it attack some of the types. 100 Warriors killed! 50 Creepervord killed! 25,000 damage to the Croach!
I throw the new sharp upgrade of the Zillygui at Piono in hopes of it hiting him.
I then on something insanely amazing.
Barbwired Zillygui*for short* && Armor of Zilly=
Barbhammer of Zillycille && Pogoarmor of Zillywird = Barbarmor of Zillymehs
BARBARMOR OF ZILLYMEHS: A set of candy-colored armor wrapped in barbed wire. Anyone who physically attacks you with this will get injured, and if you fall with this on, you'll just bounce back up.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (2/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (6/11)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (1/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: The All-In II: Random.org Edition
Epic music plays in the background as I ready for an all-in with all of my non-octet alchemies!
I start the attack, creating a pistol by entering the Unicode character U+1F52B 🔫 PISTOL with the Unicoder that begins to fire itself at the Taken Origin Wither. I then delete it and write up 𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂, then zap the Unicoder at the Taken Origin Wither. I then pull out the M134 Arcticbomber and the Dinner Blaster and fire both of them rapidly, firing ARCTICBOMBING OBESITY-CAUSING BURGERS! They hit the Taken Origin Wither. The effects of "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" take effect as the Origin Wither transforms into a code-based Origin Wither against its will! The Arcticbombing Obesity-Causing Burgers hit the Taken Origin Wither and it immediately becomes morbidly obese while its system is wiped! It then transforms back into an obese but non-code-based Origin Wither. Next up is Die Waffe, which I fire while making fun of it in German and referencing Der Untergang, likening the obese Origin Wither to Göring, who appears fat in the movie. I then switch to the Yuxin Acidspitter and the Planetcrafter's Spedecube, doing a 4x4-5x5 relay. I solve the Acidspitter while it fires High Energy Pellets and fluoroantimonic acid onto the Origin Wither, then move on to Planetcrafter's Speedcube. I solve it once and throw it at the Origin Wither, then speed up time for the planet only. This causes part of the Origin Wither to be submerged in lava. I then switch to Life's Wands and create a Spartan universal computer-constructor that orchestrates an incomplete glider-destruction of the Origin Wither.
Next, I pull out Notch's Smiter and Toxicide, my first two primary weapons. I fire both at the Origin Wither rapidly, using rapidfire bow skills and rapidfire M134 skills to pump the Origin Wither full of polonium-294, smitings and Lassa fever. Following that, I move on to Celestial Might and its predecessor the Constellate Pointer. I fire Celestial Might at the Origin Wither, where it pulses through the entirety of it and detonates from the inside. I then fire the Constellate Pointer normally at the Origin Wither, shooting its brains out! I then pull out the CTA-8 and fire it, solving the cube, firing and calculating simultaneously (including turning the crank), allowing me to fire rapidly. I then pull out the M134 Heatfreezer and turn the Taken Origin Wither into the Taken Origin Wither With All Water Molecules Inside Its Body Transformed To SCP-009 Molecules, or just Taken Origin Wither for short. I then move on to Disaster's Speedcube, which solves itself as soon as I pick it up. It begins to rain Bad EAS Music Nukes onto the Taken Origin Wither, forcing it to listen to EAS Tones and bad music while it gets blown up by nukes. At the same time, I pull out Chemocide, which was my only weapon for a while, and order a brigade of chlorine trifluoride to march through the air and hit the Origin Wither's face. In other words, I spray chlorine trifluoride into the Origin Wither's face. I then infect the Origin Wither with uber-hyper-deadly ebola. I then switch to the Kill Screen and allow the effects of "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" to take effect again. This allows me to fire malware nonstop at the Origin Wither and actually have it have an effect. I then fire malware nonstop at the Origin Wither.
Finally, I switch to Element's Maker. I enter in "21 75 74 39 8 92" into the keypad, firing with each space, spelling out "ScReW YOU". Next, I switch to the Screenfreezer and "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" takes effect as I fire CIH bullets at the Origin Wither. I then switch to Chemostriker and slice up the Origin Wither into tiny little cubes, which I partially dissolve with fluoroantimonic acid, then reassemble into a full Origin Wither. I then join them together by applying Origin Wither-dissolving glue to an e-machine printout and pasting it onto the Origin Wither. Next, I force it to take the ultimate test. The test is produced by my Testwriter and has BIG FOOT parts, each with Fish number 7 questions, each with Σ(1000) subparts, each of which is incredibly deadly. Obviously, this test will last longer than the Forever Endeavor, so while it takes the test I continue assaulting it, continuing with the CM10. I solve it and scramble it 50,000,000 times in one second, firing every Planck time, putting a large number (but small in googology) holes in the Origin Wither. Next, I pull out my first proper weapon, the M134 Acidsprayer and spray fluoroantimonic acid in a "ͼ" pattern at the Origin Wither! Finally, I pull out the BILLY BAZOOKA and the Remingchopper. Firing them both at the Origin Wither, the shots merge to create the FUSION OF PITCHMANRY, fusing Vince Offer and Billy Mays' pitching styles! It is highly unstable and drills straight through it while screaming, "HI, BILLY Offer HERE for my new product the ShamPOW! IT HAS THE POWER TO ELIMINATE-" before exploding right at the Origin Wither's gravitational center!
Continuing on, I pull out the Snapper and the Sharpener. Firing SCP-409 shots, I completely destroy the Taken Origin Wither's ability to complete the test I gave it by infecting it with SCP-409. Before it is fully infected, I fire the Billy Textscrambler at an uninfected patch of Origin Wither skin, then stick the Bioterrorism USB into its skin and leave it there. While the Bioterrorism USB is still stuck in the Origin Wither's skin, I pull out the Nuclear Powersaw and cut up the Origin Wither, then roll the Fluorite Decad at the Origin Wither. After that is over, I pull out the Windowed Sword and stab the Origin Wither, then pull it out, pulling out the Bioterrorism USB with it! I then chug a Potion of Panacea II. Then, I fire the Remington 420, delivering a repeated trololo to the Origin Wither! While it is being trololo'd, I spray the Synthetic Sprayer's ununoctium bullets in a large helical shape drawn with a small helical shape, then fire the Plumsgun straight down it with a rapid "Plaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplamz!" Finally, I send six shots from the F/S-RPG around the Plumsgun's plam shot that reaches the Origin Wither just after the Plumsgun's shot and after the ununoctium bullets all hit, blowing the plam shot straight into the Origin Wither! I then fire the Deleter and the Chlorine Combuster at it, "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" taking effect slower than usual but still allowing the Deleter to deal damage!
Penultimately, I originwand up Fish number 4 of Tsar Bombas inside the Taken Origin Wither that telefrag the Origin Wither and each other, causing them to explode simultaneously! Finally, I use XK-CLASS, or, if there are not enough Sacred Items, CONTAINMENT BREACH LV. 10 - REDACTED on the Taken Origin Wither!
> Author's Note
This all-in is longer than my previous all-in. The order was generated with random.org's list randomizer function.
I hate it when I don't have an EotB result to analyse.
Godcraft: New turn, new blood.
Reinforcements:
Engietech Bladesmen: 3000/3000 (X40)
Engietech Bladesmen: 3000/3000 (X40)
(Due to lack of EotB battle, I haven't factored in possible losses sustained without my knowledge)
My drone uses Combat Operandi: Nuked, targeting the Croach.
WAITING FOR AN UPDATE ON THE SITUATION INVOLVING THE PIONO FIGHT...
-Far Lands-
"That's good, I guess. Nice to have some things to do with free time."
Telekinesis holding the box of chocolates, my drone stretches, wings fluttering slightly.
"Never really had many hobbies myself. Tried taking up gardening once, but couldn't quite get it to work. A pity, really. Could've used a garden just in case I had visitors."
-Space, Real World-
The drone there looks up, seemingly bored, and waiting for the trip to end. Suddenly, it concentrates, then starts counting downwards.
"Five... four... three... two... one..."
Perfectly on cue with the change in direction that follows, I land on the wall of the cell, and continue waiting.
"...Come on, I'm getting bored of the lack of things to kill..."
You still need to respawn!
Interestingly, your ship does not seem to change direction.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
2/10x3 Magics
Battlefield: Fseftr returns as my main character, drink a potion of nectar
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Origin Wither
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x15, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $40
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 7/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 7/7
I dupe a potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
-Far Lands-
Hey, Blue! They look like they have this, and I'd rather not die, so let's get out of... Oh, it's him. ...I'll be right with you, just give me a moment.
Red vanishes in a bit of a huff.
Well, I don't want to get too involved in this whole trials thing.
Not too sure where I go from here, honestly. Probably can't go home for at least a couple years.
We'll probably just fly around Godcraft until something else of the calibre happens again.
Perhaps I will see you again then. or perhaps not. Either way, goodbye.
Blue vanishes.
(I'm going to start Italicizing translated speech and FseftrAI processing)
+3 HP!
3,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
iWEATHERMAN: A portable tablet whose sole purpose is to track and control the weather. It can see how the weather is around the planet and even modify it, creating storms and sunny days where none had been before. For instance, one could be fighting an enemy when a tornado just happened to suck them up and damage them...
BLUESHIFTED: A copy of the Red Barrels with all red aspects removed and replaced with lapis blue. Its main barrel has been modified with bronze technology, and seems to be slightly broken. Although this gun retains all the weapons power of Red Barrels, its main gimmick is that it can shoot in the past, so you can know where to shoot before you actually do.
I roll the Shuffled Octet at the Vord, then time shenanigan up Fluorite Octet && Elemental Pearl, Fluorite Octet && Complete Glyphic Lexicon, and Fluorite Octet && Golden Err (that glitchy thing, which I inspect, by the way.)
The timeloop mes proceed to shoot Piono with all four Lancer modes, at literally point-blank range. Time shenanigans!
As Piono is engaged in dodging those, it may perhaps leave an opportunity for someone to shoot at him from around the explosions surrounding the clones.
8-2-7-6-7-3-3-7
A joker appears and aggresses Vord Warriors with card tricks, killing 16!
GOLDEN ERR: A golden amulet that is composed of a set of concentric circles. Upon activation, its circles enter a state of flux and glitch the environment around them, usually to the user's advantage.
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: WAR RAMPAGE LV. 2 on the Croach!
Rayman appears and Super Punches the Origin Wither.
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 WAR RAMPAGE - TO ARMS
You decide to take up a call to arms and rally the troops. An armada of Wither Skeletons, clad in armor, burst from the ground and form a circle around you, defending you! All of you use shadow-based magic to aggress the Croach, and when the Skeletons' limbs fall off from exhaustion, you take their arms and gather all the Wither from them, throwing in it at the Croach! The wither blob explodes on contact and the entire attack deals 10,000 damage!
I decide to unleash the mighty MSPANADO, despite its inelegant name. I switch the symbol displayed to the SBURB spirograph, and it gains the powers of Caledscratch and the Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete. I then cut a wing off of the Taken Origin Wither.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 7/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Let's just go absolutely crazy. Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 2/9 (lol)
I don't even think the Taken Origin Wither has wings! Regardless, 12,000 damage!
Eye's Pyramidion && Voidviewer && Concentrated Time Essence 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I clone a Splash Potion of Augmentation.
I alchemize Amulet of Vis Storage && Anti-Probability Ward && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. An anti-probability ward deals with attacks based on probability, such as those of the Octets. I have a feeling I will need this.
I decide it is the definitely the time to end this. Netpatham has given me a chance, which I shall take. However, before doing anything, I strengthen my wards to a level capable of withstanding around five septillionths of a septillionth of the energy of the Green Sun. That is essentially the power capacity of five level ten alchemies. Hah. It would be rather foolish to say that these empowered wards will withstand Piono, but they will certainly be able to deflect a direct strike, or three, at the most.
The energy of the wards bristling invisibly around me still, I procure a scroll. If you can recall, I stated that the blood that was obtained by my stabbing of Piono quite some time previously disappeared mysteriously after the battle. It went into an object of rather devious creation, and object that I painstakingly created with the most obscure magics in the extensive library of Greyhold, whilst perusing many a tome of forgotten lore. This object was energized with the blood of an entity who was nearly a god at the time, and who happens to literally be a physical god now. The most potent residual links I could forge were placed upon this object, binding an imperceptibly minuscule portion of it to Piono. This will suffice, I think. I unfurl the scroll, wards preventing anybody from assaulting me. Elder runes of some sort of alternate, twisted form of runic magic written in the blood of Piono are scrawled across the surface of the scroll. The links have been forged, and the die is cast. I am not going to cast it verbally. The one problem with actual runic magic, and the easiest way to deal with users of it, is by blowing a hole in their vocal chords. It makes it rather difficult to say anything. Anyhow, I merely examine the scroll for a fraction of a second, before pointing the Hazel Wand at the thing. Do you wish to know what I shall do, without being able to cast it without fear of having my ability to speak forcefully taken from me? I shall do what the runes are there for.
Obviously, that means I shall burn it.
A fire ignites from the tip of the Hazel Wand, burning the paper. Arcane flames dance across the surface of the scroll. The link to Piono, forged by his own blood and thousands of links created through obfuscated elder knowledge of the type which I shall never reveal to anybody. A mild... burning sensation comes over Piono. It is almost as if he were being seared by the contraption, which he is. It is a nigh-ineffable fact that he is indeed feeling some form of pain right now. I let go of the remains of the scroll. Every single drop of blood on the thing has been burnt, maximizing the amount of damage capable from the thing. The last semblances of flame fade away.
Kalare:
I strengthen my wards as well, energizing them with the ability to negate the motion of any projectiles fired at me, as well as any area of effect fields nearby, and slow any melee attackers down to a point in which it would be a trivial affair to annihilate them. As an afterthought, I infuse my wards with enough energy to withstand around five septillionths of a septillionth of the power of the Green Sun as well, in case of any other situations.
I flick the Hazel Wand. This is no time for physical emanations or projectiles. Immediately, Piono's heart skips a literal beat. It becomes extremely irregular over a period of around four seconds, stopping between two of those entirely. Without as much as a second thought, I attempt to stop his heartbeat altogether. Regardless of whether this endeavor is successful, I transmute Piono's body into pure beeswax. My mere will causes it to combust. Piono inevitably returns to his normal state, through he is still indeed burning. I make a series of complex slashes with the Hazel Wand. Without any projectiles or wait whatsoever, several explosions occur upon Piono. At this point, he is either suffering strenuous physical duress, or nothing at all. Suddenly, an amethyst bolt of electricity leaps off of Piono. Another does as well. Suddenly, a blinding violet light obscures the vision of everybody within thirty feet momentarily. Obscene amounts of heat radiate from the general area where Piono was standing prior to the explosion outwards, affecting some of the other players, who were luckily not caught in the initial blasts. When the explosion fades, Piono is optimistically missing an arm, with blood absolutely everywhere. However, that is not going to happen. I am quite a pessimist, as you have undoubtedly noted. Piono has likely shielded himself from the explosion. As such, I return to the effort of causing Piono internal pain. Instantaneously, Piono suffers a heart attack, as well as an aneurysm, and therefore a stroke. The decreased blood flow that was hopefully attained from the slowing of the heartbeat should aid in making these more fatal than usual. In these circumstances, that is a desirable outcome. I duck to the ground, wand in hand. Sinking the Hazel Wand into the dirt, I slice a jagged crack into the ground. As the Hazel Wand is four times sharper than the Quills of Echidna, the tip of the wand sunders reality itself as well. An eerie violet light pours from the crack. I spin around, hearing another excessively large explosion in the direction of Piono. The violet energy in the crack vanishes, having been used to fuel the explosion itself, in an attempt to slay Piono, probably unsuccessfully.
Me:
I am quite glad I do not have to directly have to intervene in this directly again. I splash a Splash Potion of Augmentation on myself. Anyhow, I now decide that wanton violence and destruction is the only way to aid in Piono's end, and hasten it. I slash the Hazel Wand downwards, pointing to three other locations near Piono and doing the same in quick succession. The vision of every single player and living being within the Far Lands, or, at least the areas we are fighting in, is obscured. Every single person goes momentarily blind. A deafening blast resonates throughout the area, echoing incessantly. Eldritch whispers briefly pervade the general area. Slowly, the spells of blindness are lifted. Four absolutely monolithic craters, infinitely larger than those created by nuclear explosives, and slightly larger than those made by singular antimatter warheads, are imbedded in the ground. Shards of bedrock lie in the stone downwards, having shattered the topmost layers of bedrock, and scattered them across the area. Piono was caught in the intersection of the three explosions. I glance at his almost certainly living form for a moment. Not wasting a nanosecond after that, I turn to the sky, looking upwards. Nothing appears to be there. Hah. Suddenly, the sky is coated in green light. After a second or so, hundreds of thousands of meteors, held in check by my telekinetic prowess alone, are revealed. I release the flaming meteors. The flaming chunks of rock slam down upon the Far Lands, narrowly avoiding players (save Piono), but decimating the Vord ranks, and leaving the landscape unharmed. The meteors slam into GodCraft with deadly speed and accuracy, precisely striking hundreds of Vord. The remaining meteors crash down on the area designated for the strife against Piono. Suddenly, I cause the meteors to accelerate up to nearly the speed of light. Upon doing this, hundreds of explosions can be heard from Piono's direct location, oddly not damaging the landscape. The impact force will hopefully distract him for around three milliseconds. Regardless of how that turns out, I relent with my bombardment. I would say it was rather effective, but I was the one who started it.
Kalare:
I disappear, teleporting near Eric. When I appear once more, I immediately supercharge my aura. Amethyst energy surrounds me in rather copious amounts. I would ask for Eric's help, but that would delay this half of the attack by a post, and that is going to kill us all, likely. Regardless, I make a statement.
I'm extremely sorry for not asking for your permission on being whisked into this, but I must be swift.
We both disappear in a flash of light, appearing somewhat near Piono. Before Piono can breach my wards and my aura, a large amount of runes appear around Piono. I had quite a bit of his blood, actually. You'd be surprised how much a direct stab to the heart would yield, even for a heart. The runes are of a style akin to those seen on the scroll present me burned. And, by that, I mean they are runes entirely comprised of Piono's blood as well. The runes are filled with an obscene amount of links to Piono. They surround Piono, constricting him with runic power. Of course, this is not really runic power. Piono is rather adept at dispelling those sorts of things. Nay, the links do something else. I momentarily mutter a phrase.
Mor sa's l'oaevkelable.
Amethyst runes join the levitating runes composed of Piono's blood in constricting the aforementioned Piono. There is literally one reason he has not burst free yet. If he makes any attempt to escape, or attack me/Eric, the links on the blood runes will sear him from the inside out, killing him instantly, due to the fact that his blood would transfer the energy, whether physical or otherwise, directly into Piono. If I may, I also use any Spoils I have capable of constricting on Piono. He will either face death by my hands, or by his own attempts to attack me. My wards are powerful enough at the moment to withstand most of the single attack he could pull off. I turn to Eric, and make a look asking for some aid in killing him. I draw the Hazel Wand, and a flash of light emanates throughout the entirety of the area, obscuring the vision of all nearby. Shockwaves push all people that are not Eric and I back slightly. When the light clears, all three of us are perfectly alive. It was apparently some sort of ruse. I promptly initiate a combo attack with Eric, attempting to either skewer Piono with the Hazel Wand again, or eviscerate him via teleportation. Actually, I stay some distance away from Piono the entire time, and do not relent until he is dead. As such, the later method of attack is utilized (teleportational evisceration), unless it fails, in which case I utilize the second-best method of killing Piono. I attempt to seal his soul in a Warded Soul Jar. When I inevitably fail, I merely sigh.
If, under any circumstances, one of these four expositions fails, the events of the next one are immediately enacted, regardless of what the results of the prior stopping of the attack were.
Amulet of Vis Storage && Anti-Probability Ward && Nightmare Fuel = Amulet of Dark (Level 5: 1/6)
In this case, Dark probably refers to the opposite of Light, or the Light aspect, which is centered around probability.
Aaaand you just beat Cobalt out in terms of attack length. Wow.
BTW Twin, the Nanomag Gloves are complete. Please insert a description.
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 6/20
The Greenlighter: 2/4
Battery Conduit: 2/4
==Actions==
When Erelye is in the middle of making his redstone flux attack against Piono (which is every similar to electrical overload. Now what weapon works through electrical overload?), Bender sees an opportunity to attack. He uses the time code, and disappears. Suddenly, 10 more Bender time copies emerge from their hiding place, all wielding Bender's Guns. They all fire a volley of electrical bolts right when Erelye is done with that attack. Lothyra then follows it up with a blast from SciAntimak set to "biology" mode to enhance Erelye's Quasar Nightcrawler attack. Lothyra then turns to the Taken Origin Wither and uses Antichamber. UU Prime deploys his energon hooks and attacks the Croach with them.
NANOMAG GLOVES: A pair of magnetized gloves forged from carbon nanogel. They can pick up and hold onto metal objects with ease, considering their magnetic properties.
Feeling that a stronger military presence is needed, you organize a meeting with your top officers, the rendezvous point being the boundary between normal Minecraft and the Far Lands. Heading through the Nether to get there (and navigating through the Vord forces there), you get to the point and see that a large army has gathered to help you out. All of you charge at the Taken Origin Wither and deal 15,000 damage!
Mozart's Beauty, 9/50. Not counting Ire's last +1 because he's dead.
Time for the tried and true decision of taking alchemies I like and putting them to Fine. The Dragon Ender > Fine = ??? (Level 9: 1/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = ??? (Level 5: 1/6)
Spacerender > Fine = ??? (Level 8: 1/9)
I blast out a huge blast of Ranch Dressing from Ranchia at all fighting Piono. Rather than do any harm whatsoever, the immense power of pure Ranch Dressing floods into the Anti-Pionos, giving them a massive power boost. Then, I unleash Aperire Clausa and every Door I possess and ultra-charge myself with Door energies, all into my fist. Then, I reach out in front of me, and a blood-red, utterly massive, and suspiciously fleshy door appears. I open it. Out comes a legitimately huge volume of blood, while Piono suffers the effects of blood loss-I have opened a door wherein the other half leads directly into his heart. That can't be good for him as it stands, but unfortunately the other door isn't proportionate to the one I opened, though still enough to be noticable. While this occurs, I use The Release on Piono by opening the door that releases the monster the attack spawns into the massive wave of blood from the door to Piono's Heart. The sheer amount of blood triggers the monster's bloodlust and makes the monster go into a frenzy, drinking up all the tasty blood as it rushes inwards to the source, the inside of Piono's heart. I give it supporting fire via the Quick Draw, planting Mini-Sentries on its back and stopping any massive attack coming from Piono's internal organs with it as well (because, as Isaac's mom proves, internal organs are more than capable of lethal bullet hell. Hopefully that gets somewhere. When that's done, for better or worse, I then give covering fire to others (specifically Eric and Erelye/Kalare and their attacks) via the Quick Draw and it's projectile-destroying abilties, trying to make sure Piono doesn't deflect my allies' attacks-or rather, catching his deflections and destroying them. Offense, offense! Everyone on that Universe-Destroying jerk!
While that occurs, I roll the Chaotic Octet at the Croach. It's so close to dying!
The Dragon Ender > Fine = The Withering (Level 9: 1/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = Plot Armor (Level 5: 1/6)
Spacerender > Fine = Cosmos' Tear (Level 8: 1/9)
8-3-8-3-3-1-3-5
A red blast of chaotic energy is fired at the Croach, dealing 8,000 damage!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
3/10x3 Magics
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine the Origin Wither
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x18, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $42
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (3/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (7/11)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (2/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: I got nothing
Still tired from the all-in, I simply fire on the Taken Terror Guardian with Toxicide.
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. Now I pull out the meme-est of weapons, including the UPDOP TERMNOP, Upholder hysteria, Carrot juice bucket, Caledfwlch and Gofoddfwn, and the I told you Dog!
I start off by UPDOP'n the croach, as usual. Past fake updops appear, and start chipping away at the croach. But then, I charge up the updop termnop, and release the SHATTER updop upon the croach! It is truly one of the most powerful updops ever!
Then, to rest, I pull out the UPHOLDER HYSTERIA and set it as a table, and drink some carrot juice. I offer a special glass of it to the Croach, and even though it physically cannot, it accepts the juice and drinks it. Except, this is the POISONED CARROT JUICE FROM ACT 2! HAH! GET WRECKED, CROACH! (It is now poisoned probably.) I quickly transform the UPHOLDER HYSTERIA into a gun, and shoot the Croach to humiliate it even further!
I then take out the I told you dog, and a MEMEBRINGER (a bringer, holding memes) and release every single DTG meme onto the Croach, from MeeM to How do Balls Cue, to even How do Cue Balls?
I finish off this memery, by using the CALEDFWLCH and GOFODDFWN, the meme-iest of non meme swords, and hold one in each hand, as I slice the Croach in a non-meme fashion, resulting in an MEME PARADOX which causes a MEMESPLOSION to meme the croach!
LIFEBRINGER: An emerald assault rifle shaped identically to the Doombringer and Hopebringer. Like its cousins, it can switch between the form of any firearm in existence, and its shots are powered by the Lifey Thing, which gives it the power to heal allies upon fire.
I make Piono feel the pain of being outside, at night, in the cold and seriously chilly wind, at three in the morning because some idiot set off a fire, just after it had snowed, in shorts. Yeah, that happened to me. No, Piono does not actually get cold, he's got an Ice Alchemy and that would be stupid, he just feels pure, source-less pain in his legs for no good nor discernible reason. Why yes, I am a bit peeved about that! I was sleeping too...I also take several tons of Relish Nukes to Piono while all of Erelye's/Karalre's stuff is happening, because attacking while others are attacking makes it all the harder, and empower the Relish with the Orb of Condiments. My brain feels kind of fried right now, and decide that Piono's brain needs some frying of its own-like, literal deep frying. But later! When I actually have his actual corpse! Stupid Faceless Eight.
While that is happening, I summon the natural predator of the Vorg! I have no idea what it is but it's one nasty piece of work! It gobbles up the Croach like a greedy little pig and flees unharmed because the Vorg were (as a hive mind) too scared to approach the thing. Then, I use the power of blueberries to turn more of the Croach into delicious Blueberries, which I eat harmlessly while the Vord die of Blueberry power. Finally, I whip out Ignition on the Croach. Burn baby burn!
When Erelye makes his attack, Bender and his time copies fire all the Futurama alchemies at Piono. The varied energies he is being shot at works more effectively than if he was just being shot with one gun over and over again. Lothyra fires iAntimak Carbine at the Taken Origin Wither right when it fires a skull. The skull detonates and its energies hit the Taken Origin Wither back. This whole attack is godmodded so that the Wither can't heal from its own attacks due to Revive Kills Zombie. UU Prime turns into a truck and runs over some Croach.
Wow, the Croach is almost dead. Comparatively speaking, that is.
Calling upon the powers of the ancients, the wizard summons a sacred fire, and casts his foe, into the molten maw of an insatiable gort! (thanks, gort)
By the way "the wizard" is Daffy Duck, and "his foe" is (are) all the Keepers.
I continue holding out the MSPAnado, and the symbol flickers into an unfortunate-looking face. The sword then gains the power of elf-summoning magic, and summons a bunch of elves with similar appearance to the ones in Jailbreak. They then summon an excessive amount of horses, which trample all over the Croach. I then toss Fire Stones down their throats, inexplicably turning them into Rapidashes, and their firey hooves burn the Croach horribly.
The symbol then changes to that of a lute, and it gets dragon-slaying powers, and I spot an Enderdragon somehow flying out of the End Portal. I run up to it and slay it, and its corpse crushes the Taken Origin Wither.
The symbol then changes to an awesome hat, and it gains the power of IMAGINATION. I then summon every character from the Imaginary world, and they attack the Keepers. Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 8/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 3/9 (lol)
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Doll Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Unpersoners
8,000 damage to the Croach!
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither! 50 Keepers killed!
Charges: 11/50 + 24/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
I use Ysera's Arc on the keepers. How dull.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 108$ _ Wilson's charges A: 47/50, B: 31/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts), Potion of Water Armor x1 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Awkward potion OOO moon dust = ??? 1/2
Awkward potion OOO sapphire = ??? 1/2 (or sapphire dust if need be)
Awkward potion OOO ruby = ??? 1/2 (again, or dust if needed)
BATTLEBOW: An upgraded version of the Redstonebow whose piston circuits now continually fire TNT rather than arrows, providing for some quick and fast explosives.
RAZORYO: A powerful yoyo with blades all around it. If you can swing a yoyo as deftly as Kirby can, this thing can saw straight through opponents.
Burning fragments of the dead planet fall from the sky, throwing molten rubble and dead Vord into the air, as fallout from the Engine's meltdown spreads across the sky, blocking out the ruinous spectacle of an utterly shattered world dissipating into the vacuum, reds and oranges giving way to gray ash.
There is no more water here, not after a blast that big. Blasted away into space along with most of the air. Nothing should still be alive, and yet the war goes on, under a haze of radiation so intense that the remnants of the atmosphere glow blue, rendering the light of the flames strange and alien, the sun, huge through the gaps in the fallout cloud, is a sort of dull purplish-red, shining down on a world once green, now gray with ash and wounded in a thousand places, the newest few continent-sized craters still an angry molten red.
And ugly world and dying, certainly no longer worth the effort to fight over. Even the Vord can hardly thrive here, surely.
Molten rubble the size of cities falling like the rain on Armageddon.
All that up there is an attack on the Vord.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Big 'Ol Charge Attack 1/50
RPLS-SH IS RELOADING 1/10
Space Over Earth, right now:
"Up? ...How does that work in orbit? Is this cell gyroscopic or something? Hmm..."
The Unremarkable Man puts a few finishing touches on his new bedrock armor and straps it on over his light powersuit and normal clothing, giving him a distinctly un-Usual look.
A folding rifle stock and autoloader system go on his gun, along with a set of acceleration rail extenders and a foregrip, the sight being integrated into his helmet.
Psychic damping cells flicker on in his armor, and it begins taking in air in preparation for something.
Anachron, right now:
"If Lothyra spoke, I did not hear. Now, I believe this genome- {I hold up a PDA showing a graphical image of DNA and a scrolling text bar containing genomic code} -is fully intact. I've had it running accelerated in tube 14 over here since we confirmed that, and here is the result."
I punch the display contents button and a viewport opens, showing...
Artsy Omni appears, and leaks that Rayman will be DLC for SSB4! The Taken Origin Wither is so hyped up about getting to see Rayman as DLC! But then, Artsy Omni reveals that it was a fake leak created by him all along! The Taken Origin Wither's dreams are crushed, and the emotional damage to it is so strong that it gets converted into physical damage!
Did I mention I'm still salty about the whole Rayman leak thing?
I fully acknowledge that my last attack was pure Godmodding, but hey, I was frustrated with that debacle. In any case, I summon a Piano with the Chorus Bellum. It's got a name engraved into the side of it: Piono. Naturally, it is the Piono Piano, and playing this Piano is Pionoplaying, making me a Pionoplayer. The bad pun is fired off at a pun beam at Piono himself. I then state that, because I am the Pionoplayer, this means I'm Eric, because Eric is also known as Pionoplayer. This weird logic turns into a mindscrew bomb, which is flung at Piono in the hopes of distracting him for something more deadly to hit. I then actually play the Piono Piano. It's soothing tones melodiously senerade all attackers of Piono, helping them concentrate and stay cool under fire. I then break the Piono Piano. As it turns out, for some reason, in the land of Piano Keys there is a Piano for every person in existence. Thrasing it isn't instant death, but it's usually very painful. trust me, mine broke at one point. It was audaciously painful. Not actually damaging, though, but hopefully very very distracting so others can get hits in. I then fire off Vulcanizer Rounds at Piono, who's sheer power as a Level 10 Alchemy should require actual focus to deflect. Maybe. I don't know.
I then turn back to the Croach and apply copious amounts of bleach to it. Naturally, bleach isn't good for living things, and the Croach is technically living in some manner. Then the Bleach turns into a Bleach monster, which naturally fires bleach all over the Croach and naturally, being made of 100% bleach, cannot be taken, as the Takers find out (before dying of Bleach). The Bleach Monster then bleachsplodes, leaving a Bleach Mark on the Croach, which really is tantamount to ruining it.
The psiionic scream of a dying enderman reaches a vast pocket dimension, going through old wands, forgotten octets, and half-eaten swords before reaching what appears to be a worn-down wooden statue, crudely recembling an enderman. The statue's amethyst eyes give of a faint sparkle as the psiionic signal reaches through them and into the mounth of the statue, charging up the blood that is contained within. The statue is filled with meat. Meat of pigs, meat of cows, meat of SCP-682, meat of things too horrendous to speak of. The psiionically charged blood flows down the throat of the statue, slowly converting the meat into a single type of meat. Enderman meat. My meat. The statue cracks open, revealing a perfect clone of my body, with my mind still in it. Not ready to join the 0vermind. Not yet. I psiionically force another meat effigey into my hand, and from there into the small, floating, obsidian island in the middle of my private pocket dimension. I them claw open an old wound, letting my blood drip into the effigey's mounth. I grab the Enderdragon's scythe,and leave the Pocket Dimension.
Whorp!
The Trolls are gone. 0f course! So much unfinished business. I walk up to my corpse, looting it. The End. The Metalbender. The Last Drink. The Southern Tundra, without charge. [G0RILLA]. The Stargazer's Sash. Up 'Till Dawn. The Bowler Hat. I teleport the corpse back to an official waste pocket dimension. Ever seen enderman feces? No? That's the answer. I then begin looking for TA's shades.
@erelye: oops. Okay, sorry.
Also, I would like to add that Eric's brand of rune-magic is unique. There are currently only two rune-users in existence, because in order to become a rune-user, your abilities have to be awoken by another rune-user. The ability to use rune magic requires you to be an essential figure to events in the multiverse, though that's not really a problem with most of the people here. But you're either going to have to talk to Eric or the oracle of the void (who you guys kind of don't know exists right now) about rune magic if you want to use the honest-to-goodness rune magic.
You can still use runes, not blocking that out, just want to make the distinction that its a different kind of rune magic from what Eric uses.
Hank uses the Nether Spire and Emerald Nova on the keepers and croach.
Tazz sets up the anti-teleport field, but piono blocks his ability, then breaks the anti-teleport field using Nulla Stella. Teleportation isn't the only space-based power.
And then he smashes the cheap sword out of Tazz's hand, and boots tazz away. He won't let any attack get near him, after the burger, he knows that looks can be deceiving.
Insert pulls out Daybreak, and one of the time-clones matches the shot with Navitas Nox. Normally, Daybreak would still win, but the elemental ability allows piono to redirect the power of the massive laser back upon insert. The red miles are immensely unsuccessful, another of the timeclones pulls out Finem and just oblivions the red miles right out of the air.
Techpiece, noticing that there's only 9 of piono, shrugs and dedicates the remaining 3 bullets to repeating fire. Piono blocks every shot. Lots of dust is thrown up in the air by the massive explosions... But it is quickly revealed that they've done nothing to piono when he slices up the eldritch abomination that Redeyes summons right on top of him.
Tazz launches shield-killer at piono, who, not recognizing the attack, throws up another shield. The sound attack slams right into him, causing him to lurch backwards, and Eric rushes around and stabs him from behind. Piono knocks him away, but has taken 1 damage from the attack. 3/20
5ln16 rushes at piono with his blade of the cosmic whole, but piono whips out Arctoae, slides up past the blade and freezes 5l1n6 where he stands.
Kalare aggresses piono with the power of redstone. This attack catches piono by surprise, him having nothing to block it with. It doesn't injure him, but for the short time that it lasts, it severely hampers piono's ability to react to things as he is dealing with sudden explosions wracking his body.
The spontaneous combustion of a small part of his arm and the aneurysm do not help his ability to block any.
omglol throws his pogohammer of zillygui at piono, but having failed to capitalize ON ANY OF THE GIVEN OPENINGS and instead just throwing it at him and hoping it works, piono is still able to dodge it.
Net rushes in and him and his timeloop selves begin opening fire on piono, putting him on the defensive even more.
Kalare begins a bit of blood magic on piono, who whips around. One of the timeclones manages to break loose from net's layer of suppressive fire, and charges at Kalare and Erelyem dual wielding Vita Australi and Aquilonem Mors. Life and Death. He spins the scythes at a rapid pace, cutting at them again and again, severing the ties on the magic one by one, and narrowly missing Kalare each time. The blood-scroll is unsuccessful, but the explosions smash into piono with great force, opening him up for Kalare to use the rest of the stored blood to try and lock piono down.
Eric nods, and him and Kalare begin comboing, the piono who had broken free earlier rushes to them, but then tazz opens up the doorway right to the heart of the main piono, forcing the time clone to go after tazz instead. The door is closed when piono slices it in half with Aquilonem Mors, and piono cuts down the various monsters around it with his dual scythes, absorbing their life energy to restore the blood lost to various other attacks.
The other 8 pionos are being forced back by Kalare and Eric, and he unleashes a massive blast of power form various alchemies, knocking them both away, only to be blasted by Bender and his duplicates, Eric and Kalare rush back to piono, now aided by Bender and Lothrya giving supporting fire with the Futurama alchemies while Tazz is too busy holding off the one extra piono's attempts to rain his life force, with the dual scythes whizzing around, faster than the eye can track, trailing the energies of life and death.
The combo in total, reduces piono, even while he's on the defense, down to 2 health.
Tazz attempts to summon his piono, but piono cuts through it. Right as he's about to land the killing blow...
A world-shattering kaboom is heard. Everyone looks around as the Preston Cole opens fire with its main gun. Eric grabs Kalare, and with another of his teleporting rune-words, gets himself, Kalare, Lothrya and Bender away from ground zero.
The massive blue beam of destruction slams down onto piono, completely vaporizing him. The time-clone of piono aggressing tazz suddenly poofs into non-existence.
But that's not all. Given that the farlands is basically drowning in croach, that happens to be where the fight was taking place. The massive laser destroys the last of the croach, as well as the keepers. ((Hopefully that is enough damage to open up the fifth impetus comb))
((Its high time we got this finished up))
On a very distant hilltop, piono respawns.
Phobos stands a short distance away, playing a game of chess with Sauron. How did it go?
*sigh* shut up Phobos.
The Emerald Nova and Nether Spire kill 250 Keepers and deal 25,000 damage to the Croach!
Piono killed! Croach destroyed! All Keepers killed!
PRECIOUS VOIDSCYTHE: A modified version of the Enderdragon's Scythe forged from a mix of sapphire and cobalt. In addition, the blade crackles with the power of the Void.
FOCUSED TURRETCOMPUTER: An upgraded version of the Shadow Turretcomputer with an attached Telelocator Focus. If you use Shadow Dissonance or a similar teleportation device, you will teleport directly to the chair. The Focus can also be removed from the chair and placed somewhere else so you can teleport there.
Thanks to the Preston Cole's obscene superlaser, the Croach has been obliterated and no new Vord can be spawned! In addition, due to the Keeper's proximity to the Croach, all of them have died as well, meaning no new Croach can be created! Once some of the bosses are taken out, it would be wise to wipe out the rest of the Vord's fleet!
In addition, the fifth Impetus Comb is almost complete! If you keep dealing damage, it will be filled by next turn!
The Vord kills Robobunny, the Flying Calamari, the UNSC Repair Droid, the Moose, and 400 Clonetroopers! They deal 15 damage to 5l1n65h07 (killing him!), 10 damage to Amperz4nd, 15 damage to Maniac and Modpack (killing him!), 10 damage to Tazz and generic, 15 damage to r_stronghammer (killing him!), and pionoplayer! The Taken entities deal 30,000 damage to Rodney!
The Preston Cole kills Taken Audie and the Taken Basilisk Lusii! Its ships kill 15 Endervord! You should keep in mind that the Preston Cole has several devastating special attacks that require a command to use! Use those and the Vord will take a serious hit! The other Neutral entities kill 100 Warriors!
The AGs deal 22,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
The Godmodder kills 200 Knights and decides to up the ante, summoning a set of more mooks. Epona II is a donkey who will drop some supplies every couple of turns. The Winter Colossus is a cross between a Snow Golem and an Iron Golem. Fungus-Man is a science experiment gone wrong, a mix of a Mooshroom and a human.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Kill the Taken Origin Wither!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
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The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 4,881,650/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,781.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x2,246.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,906.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x940.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x786.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x2,036.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,972.) More are summoned each turn.
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x166.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x424.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x1,000.)
Taken Engietech Minions: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.) Infect targets.
Taken Republic Battleships: [H] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x3.)
Taken UNSC Repair Droid: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Taken Robobunny: [H] HP: 150,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Taken Flying Calamari: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
Taken Moose: [H] HP: 80,000/80,000. Honk: IIII
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 45,343/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
Argh, can't have The House.
In other news. Gibus, just attack the Vord. I turn at the Vord, then take out my Monado yet again. I've somehow managed to max out my Bravery skill tree despite its purported nonexistence, and I now get a filled talent gauge every time I get a vision. I then get a series of visions which I respond to accordingly, Purging the Vord, then using Monado Speed to attack them faster. I then Enchant myself, use Monado Eater to remove the enemies' buffs and inflict bleed on them, and use Armor and Shield to defense buff myself. I then use Monado Cyclone, toppling a bunch of Vord, and finally using Monado Buster on the Taken Origin Wither.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 9/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Doll Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Crowbar Meh, just feel like messing around.
The symbol then changes to that of a lute, and it gets dragon-slaying powers, and I spot an Enderdragon somehow flying out of the End Portal. I run up to it and slay it, and its corpse crushes the Taken Origin Wither.
The symbol then changes to an awesome hat, and it gains the power of IMAGINATION. I then summon every character from the Imaginary world, and they attack the Keepers.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 8/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 3/9 (lol)
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Doll Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Unpersoners
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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I use Ysera's Arc on the keepers. How dull.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts), Potion of Water Armor x1 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Awkward potion OOO sapphire = ??? 1/2 (or sapphire dust if need be)
Awkward potion OOO ruby = ??? 1/2 (again, or dust if needed)
ah, the joy of experimentation.
Fixing CogWynd: 2/??
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I've never been so happy for the lack of a twinpost in my life! Now I can finish my alchemies!
Eario from brawl in the family mops up the croach, while I hack through some keepers with the Mental Longsword!
Alchemies:
Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = Battlebow (6/6)
"TRIFORCE" = Razoryo (Level 5: 6/6)
"GODMODER" = Ragnarök (Level 10: 6/11)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Unknown Entity: 12/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Burning fragments of the dead planet fall from the sky, throwing molten rubble and dead Vord into the air, as fallout from the Engine's meltdown spreads across the sky, blocking out the ruinous spectacle of an utterly shattered world dissipating into the vacuum, reds and oranges giving way to gray ash.
There is no more water here, not after a blast that big. Blasted away into space along with most of the air. Nothing should still be alive, and yet the war goes on, under a haze of radiation so intense that the remnants of the atmosphere glow blue, rendering the light of the flames strange and alien, the sun, huge through the gaps in the fallout cloud, is a sort of dull purplish-red, shining down on a world once green, now gray with ash and wounded in a thousand places, the newest few continent-sized craters still an angry molten red.
And ugly world and dying, certainly no longer worth the effort to fight over. Even the Vord can hardly thrive here, surely.
Molten rubble the size of cities falling like the rain on Armageddon.
All that up there is an attack on the Vord.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
Big 'Ol Charge Attack 1/50
RPLS-SH IS RELOADING 1/10
Space Over Earth, right now:
"Up? ...How does that work in orbit? Is this cell gyroscopic or something? Hmm..."
The Unremarkable Man puts a few finishing touches on his new bedrock armor and straps it on over his light powersuit and normal clothing, giving him a distinctly un-Usual look.
A folding rifle stock and autoloader system go on his gun, along with a set of acceleration rail extenders and a foregrip, the sight being integrated into his helmet.
Psychic damping cells flicker on in his armor, and it begins taking in air in preparation for something.
Anachron, right now:
"If Lothyra spoke, I did not hear. Now, I believe this genome- {I hold up a PDA showing a graphical image of DNA and a scrolling text bar containing genomic code} -is fully intact. I've had it running accelerated in tube 14 over here since we confirmed that, and here is the result."
I punch the display contents button and a viewport opens, showing...
"Hmm. No. Not really."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Oh hey there, Origin Wither. White, Gray, and Black. Haven't seen you three in a whille. Whatever. I have more important things to do.
I throw a discus into the Queenvord. A discus... made of... GODMODDER!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!1!!11!one!!!! Viral Prototype: 6/7.
FORGOT ABOUT ME? I BELIEVE IT'S TIME. I STABBED YOU IN THE FACE.
Don't worry, I haven't forgotten. Let's settle this.
W/\IT!
Oh no
Artsy Omni appears, and leaks that Rayman will be DLC for SSB4! The Taken Origin Wither is so hyped up about getting to see Rayman as DLC! But then, Artsy Omni reveals that it was a fake leak created by him all along! The Taken Origin Wither's dreams are crushed, and the emotional damage to it is so strong that it gets converted into physical damage!
Did I mention I'm still salty about the whole Rayman leak thing?
Alchemies:
"GODMODER" = Ragnarök (Level 10: 7/11)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
=CHARGE=
-33 / 50- Genesis
-9 / 15- Backup (Tazz'd, +2)
-10 / 10- Lil Chad -> SAVING...
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
Lifting... (4 / 6)
I unload THE OTHER SIDE into the Taken Origin Wither.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Mozart's Beauty, 12/50 (+1 from Ire)
The Dragon Ender > Fine = ??? (Level 9: 3/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = ??? (Level 5: 3/6)
Spacerender > Fine = ??? (Level 8: 3/9)
I fully acknowledge that my last attack was pure Godmodding, but hey, I was frustrated with that debacle. In any case, I summon a Piano with the Chorus Bellum. It's got a name engraved into the side of it: Piono. Naturally, it is the Piono Piano, and playing this Piano is Pionoplaying, making me a Pionoplayer. The bad pun is fired off at a pun beam at Piono himself. I then state that, because I am the Pionoplayer, this means I'm Eric, because Eric is also known as Pionoplayer. This weird logic turns into a mindscrew bomb, which is flung at Piono in the hopes of distracting him for something more deadly to hit. I then actually play the Piono Piano. It's soothing tones melodiously senerade all attackers of Piono, helping them concentrate and stay cool under fire. I then break the Piono Piano. As it turns out, for some reason, in the land of Piano Keys there is a Piano for every person in existence. Thrasing it isn't instant death, but it's usually very painful. trust me, mine broke at one point. It was audaciously painful. Not actually damaging, though, but hopefully very very distracting so others can get hits in. I then fire off Vulcanizer Rounds at Piono, who's sheer power as a Level 10 Alchemy should require actual focus to deflect. Maybe. I don't know.
I then turn back to the Croach and apply copious amounts of bleach to it. Naturally, bleach isn't good for living things, and the Croach is technically living in some manner. Then the Bleach turns into a Bleach monster, which naturally fires bleach all over the Croach and naturally, being made of 100% bleach, cannot be taken, as the Takers find out (before dying of Bleach). The Bleach Monster then bleachsplodes, leaving a Bleach Mark on the Croach, which really is tantamount to ruining it.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
The psiionic scream of a dying enderman reaches a vast pocket dimension, going through old wands, forgotten octets, and half-eaten swords before reaching what appears to be a worn-down wooden statue, crudely recembling an enderman. The statue's amethyst eyes give of a faint sparkle as the psiionic signal reaches through them and into the mounth of the statue, charging up the blood that is contained within. The statue is filled with meat. Meat of pigs, meat of cows, meat of SCP-682, meat of things too horrendous to speak of. The psiionically charged blood flows down the throat of the statue, slowly converting the meat into a single type of meat. Enderman meat. My meat. The statue cracks open, revealing a perfect clone of my body, with my mind still in it. Not ready to join the 0vermind. Not yet. I psiionically force another meat effigey into my hand, and from there into the small, floating, obsidian island in the middle of my private pocket dimension. I them claw open an old wound, letting my blood drip into the effigey's mounth. I grab the Enderdragon's scythe,and leave the Pocket Dimension.
Whorp!
The Trolls are gone. 0f course! So much unfinished business. I walk up to my corpse, looting it. The End. The Metalbender. The Last Drink. The Southern Tundra, without charge. [G0RILLA]. The Stargazer's Sash. Up 'Till Dawn. The Bowler Hat.
I teleport the corpse back to an official waste pocket dimension. Ever seen enderman feces? No? That's the answer. I then begin looking for TA's shades.
Also, I would like to add that Eric's brand of rune-magic is unique. There are currently only two rune-users in existence, because in order to become a rune-user, your abilities have to be awoken by another rune-user. The ability to use rune magic requires you to be an essential figure to events in the multiverse, though that's not really a problem with most of the people here. But you're either going to have to talk to Eric or the oracle of the void (who you guys kind of don't know exists right now) about rune magic if you want to use the honest-to-goodness rune magic.
You can still use runes, not blocking that out, just want to make the distinction that its a different kind of rune magic from what Eric uses.
Hank uses the Nether Spire and Emerald Nova on the keepers and croach.
Tazz sets up the anti-teleport field, but piono blocks his ability, then breaks the anti-teleport field using Nulla Stella. Teleportation isn't the only space-based power.
And then he smashes the cheap sword out of Tazz's hand, and boots tazz away. He won't let any attack get near him, after the burger, he knows that looks can be deceiving.
Insert pulls out Daybreak, and one of the time-clones matches the shot with Navitas Nox. Normally, Daybreak would still win, but the elemental ability allows piono to redirect the power of the massive laser back upon insert. The red miles are immensely unsuccessful, another of the timeclones pulls out Finem and just oblivions the red miles right out of the air.
Techpiece, noticing that there's only 9 of piono, shrugs and dedicates the remaining 3 bullets to repeating fire. Piono blocks every shot. Lots of dust is thrown up in the air by the massive explosions... But it is quickly revealed that they've done nothing to piono when he slices up the eldritch abomination that Redeyes summons right on top of him.
Tazz launches shield-killer at piono, who, not recognizing the attack, throws up another shield. The sound attack slams right into him, causing him to lurch backwards, and Eric rushes around and stabs him from behind. Piono knocks him away, but has taken 1 damage from the attack. 3/20
5ln16 rushes at piono with his blade of the cosmic whole, but piono whips out Arctoae, slides up past the blade and freezes 5l1n6 where he stands.
Kalare aggresses piono with the power of redstone. This attack catches piono by surprise, him having nothing to block it with. It doesn't injure him, but for the short time that it lasts, it severely hampers piono's ability to react to things as he is dealing with sudden explosions wracking his body.
The spontaneous combustion of a small part of his arm and the aneurysm do not help his ability to block any.
omglol throws his pogohammer of zillygui at piono, but having failed to capitalize ON ANY OF THE GIVEN OPENINGS and instead just throwing it at him and hoping it works, piono is still able to dodge it.
Net rushes in and him and his timeloop selves begin opening fire on piono, putting him on the defensive even more.
Kalare begins a bit of blood magic on piono, who whips around. One of the timeclones manages to break loose from net's layer of suppressive fire, and charges at Kalare and Erelyem dual wielding Vita Australi and Aquilonem Mors. Life and Death. He spins the scythes at a rapid pace, cutting at them again and again, severing the ties on the magic one by one, and narrowly missing Kalare each time. The blood-scroll is unsuccessful, but the explosions smash into piono with great force, opening him up for Kalare to use the rest of the stored blood to try and lock piono down.
Eric nods, and him and Kalare begin comboing, the piono who had broken free earlier rushes to them, but then tazz opens up the doorway right to the heart of the main piono, forcing the time clone to go after tazz instead. The door is closed when piono slices it in half with Aquilonem Mors, and piono cuts down the various monsters around it with his dual scythes, absorbing their life energy to restore the blood lost to various other attacks.
The other 8 pionos are being forced back by Kalare and Eric, and he unleashes a massive blast of power form various alchemies, knocking them both away, only to be blasted by Bender and his duplicates, Eric and Kalare rush back to piono, now aided by Bender and Lothrya giving supporting fire with the Futurama alchemies while Tazz is too busy holding off the one extra piono's attempts to rain his life force, with the dual scythes whizzing around, faster than the eye can track, trailing the energies of life and death.
The combo in total, reduces piono, even while he's on the defense, down to 2 health.
Tazz attempts to summon his piono, but piono cuts through it. Right as he's about to land the killing blow...
A world-shattering kaboom is heard. Everyone looks around as the Preston Cole opens fire with its main gun. Eric grabs Kalare, and with another of his teleporting rune-words, gets himself, Kalare, Lothrya and Bender away from ground zero.
The massive blue beam of destruction slams down onto piono, completely vaporizing him. The time-clone of piono aggressing tazz suddenly poofs into non-existence.
But that's not all. Given that the farlands is basically drowning in croach, that happens to be where the fight was taking place. The massive laser destroys the last of the croach, as well as the keepers. ((Hopefully that is enough damage to open up the fifth impetus comb))
((Its high time we got this finished up))
On a very distant hilltop, piono respawns.
Phobos stands a short distance away, playing a game of chess with Sauron.
How did it go?
*sigh* shut up Phobos.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
44/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Playing Whack-A-Vord.
> K4yne: While i play Cast-Fira-On-Vord.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I end some endervord using Ender's End.
I then heal Rodney.
The Southern Tundra IIIIII
Precious Voidscythe Complete!
Focused Turretcomputer Complete!
The Prismatizer x2
Living Fire Block && Blaze Powder
Code:xkcd.com
SCP-962 49/50Dragonfly 14/20
Medicannon 6/10
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Unknown Entity: 13/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
10,000 damage to the Croach!
You respawn.
RADDHAND: A pixellated Arm that looks like a cross between Kid Radd's hand and the Power Glove. While it has offensive capabilities, its true power is the ability to unleash air guitars at all times.
Gambling Ring ~~~ Loom = Skullring
Gambling Ring && Jetstream Orbitars = Roller's Halos (Level 3: 1/4)
SKULLRING: An actual ring that can be worn on a finger, emblazoned with the image of a skull. Very spooky.
The Gambling Ring's inherent aura of death merely fuels the Taken Origin Wither's power!
But what are you even attempting a teleport of??
5-1-6-1-6-7-6-8
A 6ian## ot // /awf 2 [email protected]/ // ///////// at teha Origi]]#$thr,! 8,000 damage!
Taken Basilisk Lusus killed!
Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet = Octet Hellbringer (Level 80: 1/81)
SPLASH POTION OF AUGMENTATION: A splash potion that increases the user's connection with the Inky Abyss, psiionic power, and thaumic power. If you are a user of magic, this will truly augment your offensive capabilities, hence the name.
Eye's Pyramidion && Voidviewer && Concentrated Time Essence = The Enlightenment (Level 9: 1/10)
H-H-H-H-H-S-H-S
Six heads, two scratch. The octet displays the holographic image of a coin: three-quarters of it is whole, and a quarter of it is scratch. The scratched part fires a laser beam at the Taken Origin Wither, dealing 4,000 damage!
Life's Wands && Cellular Automata Guidebook = Ergo Sum (Level 10: 1/11)
FLUORITE SEXTET: A set of six fluorite D6s.
9,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
3,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
What made you think that? :?
I can't make this attack ALL of the Vord because otherwise the damage would be so spaced out that it wouldn't really effect much. So I'll make it attack some of the types. 100 Warriors killed! 50 Creepervord killed! 25,000 damage to the Croach!
Barbhammer of Zillycille && Pogoarmor of Zillywird = Barbarmor of Zillymehs
BARBARMOR OF ZILLYMEHS: A set of candy-colored armor wrapped in barbed wire. Anyone who physically attacks you with this will get injured, and if you fall with this on, you'll just bounce back up.
You respawn.
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = AK-VRS 6 (Level 6: 1/7)
You lack the Sacred Items, so the entire attack plus REDACTED deals a whopping 40,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither! Wow! Was THAT a long attack!
You still need to respawn!
Interestingly, your ship does not seem to change direction.
2,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
RAPTORBLADE: A longsword whose blade is forged from a velociraptor tooth. Not much else to say.
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
Pinwheel || Raptorblade = Raptorwheel (Level 3: 1/4)
Gloves && Campfire = Prometheus' Mitts (Level 2: 1/3)
+3 HP!
3,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
iWEATHERMAN: A portable tablet whose sole purpose is to track and control the weather. It can see how the weather is around the planet and even modify it, creating storms and sunny days where none had been before. For instance, one could be fighting an enemy when a tornado just happened to suck them up and damage them...
BLUESHIFTED: A copy of the Red Barrels with all red aspects removed and replaced with lapis blue. Its main barrel has been modified with bronze technology, and seems to be slightly broken. Although this gun retains all the weapons power of Red Barrels, its main gimmick is that it can shoot in the past, so you can know where to shoot before you actually do.
8-2-7-6-7-3-3-7
A joker appears and aggresses Vord Warriors with card tricks, killing 16!
Fluorite Octet && Elemental Pearl = Avatar's Crucibles (Level 8: 1/9)
Fluorite Octet && Complete Glyphic Lexicon = Glyphic Eight (Level 8: 1/9)
Fluorite Octet && Golden Err = ///// // / [email protected] (Level 8: 1/9)
GOLDEN ERR: A golden amulet that is composed of a set of concentric circles. Upon activation, its circles enter a state of flux and glitch the environment around them, usually to the user's advantage.
You respawn.
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 WAR RAMPAGE - TO ARMS
You decide to take up a call to arms and rally the troops. An armada of Wither Skeletons, clad in armor, burst from the ground and form a circle around you, defending you! All of you use shadow-based magic to aggress the Croach, and when the Skeletons' limbs fall off from exhaustion, you take their arms and gather all the Wither from them, throwing in it at the Croach! The wither blob explodes on contact and the entire attack deals 10,000 damage!
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
The Godmodder blocks your attack on the grounds that it has bad English.
I don't even think the Taken Origin Wither has wings! Regardless, 12,000 damage!
Amulet of Vis Storage && Anti-Probability Ward && Nightmare Fuel = Amulet of Dark (Level 5: 1/6)
In this case, Dark probably refers to the opposite of Light, or the Light aspect, which is centered around probability.
Aaaand you just beat Cobalt out in terms of attack length. Wow.
You respawn.
NANOMAG GLOVES: A pair of magnetized gloves forged from carbon nanogel. They can pick up and hold onto metal objects with ease, considering their magnetic properties.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ANTIBLAST - ANTICHAMBER
20,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
UU Prime is gone!
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 WAR RAMPAGE - RENDEZVOUS
Feeling that a stronger military presence is needed, you organize a meeting with your top officers, the rendezvous point being the boundary between normal Minecraft and the Far Lands. Heading through the Nether to get there (and navigating through the Vord forces there), you get to the point and see that a large army has gathered to help you out. All of you charge at the Taken Origin Wither and deal 15,000 damage!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
The Dragon Ender > Fine = The Withering (Level 9: 1/10)
Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = Plot Armor (Level 5: 1/6)
Spacerender > Fine = Cosmos' Tear (Level 8: 1/9)
8-3-8-3-3-1-3-5
A red blast of chaotic energy is fired at the Croach, dealing 8,000 damage!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
20,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
On what?
You've got the wrong entity, pal.
LIFEBRINGER: An emerald assault rifle shaped identically to the Doombringer and Hopebringer. Like its cousins, it can switch between the form of any firearm in existence, and its shots are powered by the Lifey Thing, which gives it the power to heal allies upon fire.
14,000 damage to the Croach!
6,000 damage to the Croach!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 FORGE STOKER - IGNITION
10,000 damage to the Croach!
6,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
60 Keepers killed!
8,000 damage to the Croach!
5,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither! 50 Keepers killed!
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Doll Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Unpersoners =
The House (Level -1: 1/-1)
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 EMERALD FIRE - YSERA'S ARC
200 Keepers killed!
Awkward Potion OOO Moon Dust = Potion of Moonlight (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Sapphire Dust = Potion of Fortune (1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Ruby Dust = Potion of Crimson (1/2)
4,000 damage to the Croach! 60 Keepers killed!
BATTLEBOW: An upgraded version of the Redstonebow whose piston circuits now continually fire TNT rather than arrows, providing for some quick and fast explosives.
RAZORYO: A powerful yoyo with blades all around it. If you can swing a yoyo as deftly as Kirby can, this thing can saw straight through opponents.
This is making Zero Hour look like firecrackers.
16 Warriors killed!
6,000 damage to a Queenvord!
9,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
9,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
8,000 damage to the Croach!
You respawn, I guess.
The Emerald Nova and Nether Spire kill 250 Keepers and deal 25,000 damage to the Croach!
Piono killed! Croach destroyed! All Keepers killed!
8 Warriors killed!
> NinjaV2403: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENDER'S END
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 2 Pie Filling.
10 Endervord killed!
+5,000 HP to Rodney!
PRECIOUS VOIDSCYTHE: A modified version of the Enderdragon's Scythe forged from a mix of sapphire and cobalt. In addition, the blade crackles with the power of the Void.
FOCUSED TURRETCOMPUTER: An upgraded version of the Shadow Turretcomputer with an attached Telelocator Focus. If you use Shadow Dissonance or a similar teleportation device, you will teleport directly to the chair. The Focus can also be removed from the chair and placed somewhere else so you can teleport there.
xkcd.com = INVALID CAPTCHALOGUE CODE
Thanks to the Preston Cole's obscene superlaser, the Croach has been obliterated and no new Vord can be spawned! In addition, due to the Keeper's proximity to the Croach, all of them have died as well, meaning no new Croach can be created! Once some of the bosses are taken out, it would be wise to wipe out the rest of the Vord's fleet!
In addition, the fifth Impetus Comb is almost complete! If you keep dealing damage, it will be filled by next turn!
The Vord kills Robobunny, the Flying Calamari, the UNSC Repair Droid, the Moose, and 400 Clonetroopers! They deal 15 damage to 5l1n65h07 (killing him!), 10 damage to Amperz4nd, 15 damage to Maniac and Modpack (killing him!), 10 damage to Tazz and generic, 15 damage to r_stronghammer (killing him!), and pionoplayer! The Taken entities deal 30,000 damage to Rodney!
The Preston Cole kills Taken Audie and the Taken Basilisk Lusii! Its ships kill 15 Endervord! You should keep in mind that the Preston Cole has several devastating special attacks that require a command to use! Use those and the Vord will take a serious hit! The other Neutral entities kill 100 Warriors!
The AGs deal 22,000 damage to the Taken Origin Wither!
The Godmodder kills 200 Knights and decides to up the ante, summoning a set of more mooks. Epona II is a donkey who will drop some supplies every couple of turns. The Winter Colossus is a cross between a Snow Golem and an Iron Golem. Fungus-Man is a science experiment gone wrong, a mix of a Mooshroom and a human.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Kill the Taken Origin Wither!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 4,881,650/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
ROUND 2: THE FAR LANDS
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 2/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 10/25.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/25.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 0/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/25.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 18/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/20.
Taken Origin Wither: [H] HP: 725,000/900,000.
Swarm-Queen: [H] HP: 200,000/200,000. Can only be targeted once Taken Origin Wither is destroyed.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 14,000/20,000. (x1.) 20,000/20,000. (x29.)
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x3.)
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x1,781.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x2,246.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,906.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x940.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x786.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x2,036.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,972.) More are summoned each turn.
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x166.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x424.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x1,000.)
Taken Engietech Minions: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.) Infect targets.
Taken Republic Battleships: [H] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x3.)
Taken UNSC Repair Droid: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Taken Robobunny: [H] HP: 150,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Taken Flying Calamari: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
Taken Moose: [H] HP: 80,000/80,000. Honk: IIII
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 45,343/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. UNSC Pelicans: 5,000/5,000. (x15.)
UNSC Destroyer: [N] HP: 75,000/100,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. MAC Blast: III
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,050.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Technicians: [N] HP: 100/100. (x250.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x325.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Engietech Minions: [N] HP: 500/500. (x400.) More are summoned each turn. Infect targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. More are summoned each turn. (x195.)
Republic Battleships: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x2.) Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x1,850.)
GreatGeneral731: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Tempered Rage: IIII
Moslings: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x5.)
Rodney: [AG] HP: 75,000/150,000.
Physics Cannon: [AG] HP: 128,000/120,000. Uses physics inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Epona II: [PG] HP: 125,000/125,000. Supply Drop: II
Ice Colossus: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Iron Ice: III
Fungus-Man: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,00. Mushroom Cloud: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 61.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
9 Pie Filling
11 Weasel Snot
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!
In other news. Gibus, just attack the Vord. I turn at the Vord, then take out my Monado yet again. I've somehow managed to max out my Bravery skill tree despite its purported nonexistence, and I now get a filled talent gauge every time I get a vision. I then get a series of visions which I respond to accordingly, Purging the Vord, then using Monado Speed to attack them faster. I then Enchant myself, use Monado Eater to remove the enemies' buffs and inflict bleed on them, and use Armor and Shield to defense buff myself. I then use Monado Cyclone, toppling a bunch of Vord, and finally using Monado Buster on the Taken Origin Wither.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 9/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Doll Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Crowbar Meh, just feel like messing around.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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