I take out Lil' Cal, and he curses the Stronghold. I am slightly creeped out by his ability to curse inanimate buildings. I then hand the Giga Drill to Tazz with a weird look on my face.
I contemplate how Piono managed to keep the future on track, then try to get a vision of the future. I then see Piono being defeated by Daybreak, and his pin being stuck into the Voodoo Doll for good measure. Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 3/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Turnspec Ringwear && Red Miles Picture = Ring of Orbs Seerfold (Level 10: 11/11)
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Lil' Cal Curses the Stronghold!
Due to the realm of alternate timelines having Die's voodoo doll in your possession has opened up, some of your visions could be from alternate timelines...
RING OF ORBS SEERFOLD: A golden ring with a glowing orb on the top. It functions identically to the Turnspec Ringwear, and also allows you to use a miniaturized version of Red Miles.
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (3/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (2/11) YES
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (4/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: These are the Faces of Evil
I embark on a quest to destroy the stronghold. I begin by saying, "Gee, it sure is boring around here." Suddenly, King Harkinian appears and says, "Mah boi, this Dinner Blaster is what all true warriors strive foar!" He hands me my Dinner Blaster. "I just wonder what the Vord are up to!" Suddenly, Gwonam AKA Squadalah Man arrives on a flying carpet and says to the king, "Your majesty, the Vord have seized the stronghold of Koridai." The King says, "How can we help?" He then points to cuneiform written on parchment (which is an interesting thought in itself) and says, "It is written, Cobalt will blow up the stronghold." I say, "Great! I'll grab my stuff!" "There is no time, your Dinner Blaster is enough." Skipping over a scene, I appear on a flying carpet as Gwonam says, "SQUADALA! We're off!" I ready my Dinner Blaster and, deviating significantly from the opening of Link: The Faces of Evil, hop off and land in front of the stronghold.
> 05 Action: Lotsa Spaghetti
A time-clone of myself and I embark on a quest to destroy the stronghold. We enter the vicinity of the Far Lands, saying "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh?" "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" "Look!" A piece of paper is on the ground. "Dear pesky players. The Vord and I have taken over the Far Lands! The stronghold is now a permanent Vord Hotel! I dare you to fight us if you can." "We gotta save the Far Lands!" "If you need instructions on how to get through the Trial, check out the enclosed instruction book." I pull out the Enclosed Instruction Book and go to the part where it says, "How to Kill Vord". I figure out that we need to destroy the stronghold from reading the book and ready the Spadinner Blaster. I meet Cobalt near the stronghold.
> Cobalt + 05 Action: Spadinner Finale
Finally, when we are assembled, we fire our YTP weapons and they combine into a blast of YTP shaped like a spadinner burger. It flies toward the stronghold at high speeds. The stronghold immediately explodes from the craziness of the Spadinner!
> Action: Oh, and one more thing
I inspect the CTA-8, since there was no description given.
The entire attack deals a cursed 22,500 damage to the Stronghold!
CTA-8: A sniper rifle with a built-in cube puzzle and mechanical calculator. The calculator can be used to determine how much ammo can be used when firing, and the cube can be used to determine the effectiveness of its shots: the closer the cube is to completion, the more effective it is.
@NinjaV: Quite an interesting view on the subject. I am certainly no expert. Perhaps this book was inaccurate. However, this also means I could instantly disable the teleportation abilities of every Enderman upon this server, instead of merely slaying them. Fascinating, but I'd rather not do that. Thanks for sharing your information on the matter.
I seriously doubt that a Splash Potion of Trauma would go without repercussion. To prove my point, I clone one, and throw it at a Creeper. If its head does not explode (or any other means of immediate death), I annihilate it with void energy, noting the results. Regardless, there is one more effect I need to give this thing. A boost in thaumic power (likely in the form of a Vis discount). As such, I alchemize Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis 1/???. Concentrated Vis is an item from TC2. Essentially, it is the direct result of infusing a glass bottle with a shard of unadulterated Vis, transforming the stuff into a liquid (contained within the bottle) which evaporates upon exposure to the air, increasing the level of positive aura. Theoretically speaking, if I turned this into a potion, it would probably increase the levels of positive Vis inside of me, permitting for a Vis discount. Does that make sense, or am I just rambling?
Kalare:
I flashstep at random intervals and distances across the area of the Far Lands designated for the grave duel against Piono. Momentarily, I slash my hand through the air, deciding not to mutter an incantation. A series of pure blue lightning strikes annihilates the roof of the Stronghold, tearing holes the size of small houses into the roof upon each strike (unarmed magic is great). I relent, taking out the Thorns of Oglogoth as an afterthought. I do this by taking my laptop out of my Sylladex, and teleporting the things into my hands. Abiit is useless when eldritch things are not actually related to the Void whatsoever. Eldritch things usually inhabit the Void, but are not distinctly related to it, I would say. Regardless, I twitch the things in an odd fashion. Grimdark energy races down them, exuding vaporous Nightmare Fuel from the tips. Nitrous stains become rather evident on the ground as the occult power crushes the fabric of reality. A foul grey color seeps into the land surrounding me, merely discarding the life energy into the Dull Infused Stone within the Far Lands, energizing it with both Terra and Aqua, the former being more prominent. I could have used that power, but life energy has no immediate use, in my case. Slowly, all light within five hundred meters is extinguished, annihilated, or obscured, plunging the area into near-total darkness. Especially with the obfuscation of the celestial bodies. I promptly fire a ricocheting amalgamation curse at Piono, energizing it with the considerable power of the Furthest Ring. In the darkness, I merely fuse Piono with the himself, causing him to loose usage of his legs and possibly his arms. Essentially, the limbs are relatively useless for three more seconds, which is all I need. Relentless barrages of spells destabilize the state of nigh-insoluble eternal shadow, causing it to relent, revealing the world once more. I teleport away, putting the Thorns away as swiftly as I may. I proceed to cast a spell undetectably. A pair of hands composed of some odd thing that comes from the bounds of infinity leaps from the ground, and attempts to grab Piono's legs, hopefully searing him with the heat equivalent of something at absolute zero. Hah. That is low enough to liquify oxygen- which it does, causing large amounts of liquid oxygen to splash down upon Piono, cold enough to instantly kill a mundane person. As a matter of fact, it is also four times hotter than the core of your human sun. Some sort of combination of the two eluding the categories of both frost/ice/water and heat/fire through amalgamation.
The Creeper is unchanged! It seems turning the potion into a splash potion has nullified its harmful effects...
Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis = Potion of Positivity (1/2)
My Action: I summon some enderman to teleport inside the stronghold to smuggle Eye of Ender Explosives into each of the slots on the stronghold's ender portal (it has to have an ender portal, the ender portal is indestructible). A massive explosion occurs that blows out a wall of the stronghold.
SCP Foundation Action: The SCP Foundation finally activates Godzilla Threshold protocols to deal with the Vord. several tactical nukes are launched into the heart of the swarm.
SCP-682 Action: SCP-682 shrugs off the first wave of Vord counterattacks and rapidly adapts a new weapon to assualt the Vord. It releases a massive storm of high-speed needles from its back, shredding several dozen Vord Warriors.
Hmm. The old man probably won't be able to wield a gun like that normally. Let me find a better way. Wait, the gun is metallic, right? And the Magstone Wires can manipulate metallic objects? I think I found both a method of wielding weapons as well as handling antimatter... but it'll need a very strong battery for the application I have in mind.
Lothyra alchemizes Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires and Battery > Fine. She then reads the Other Universes section of the GameFAQ's Guide (because it was updated), overheals the Physics Cannon with Universal Power (it is a heavily upgraded medigun, after all), and fires iAntimak Carbine at the Croach. Bender uses Supercell on some Keepers. UU Prime uses ion cannon on Stronghold.
iANTIMAK AUTOPISTOL: A miniature version of iAntimak Carbine.
Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay = Nanolight Missilelander (2/4)
Pair of Gloves && Carbon Nanogel && Magstone Wires = Nanomag Gloves (Level 2: 1/3)
Battery Fine > Fine = Battery Pack (Level 2: 1/3)
[Z] Other Universes
Despite the Trifecta being the main setting of all of these wars as a whole, there are some other universes that don't necessarily fit into it that are important to cover. Since, by the laws of the Narrative, Fourth-Wall-leaning, and entity summoning, any universe can interact with the war at any time, all of them can potentially be equally important. However, there are some stray universes that are more than just entity hotspots.
Universe “4” = This universe is a bit like Alternia from Universe 1, even though it isn’t a part of the Trifecta. This universe has a habitable planet hosted by elves, and they too played a session of the Game. Although, like the A2 session, they beat the Black King, they failed to claim the Ultimate Reward thanks to circumstances beyond their control.
They hid in their Veil, and Kalare Erelye, a player of the session, controls his Minecraft account, TheLordErelye, from there.
Universe “A3” = This isn’t really a universe, but it is a session of the Game adjacent to the A2 session. It also takes place on Alternia, and follows another set of trolls. The_Serpent, a player of the wars, was in this session as the Mage of Mind. She interacts with the wars from her ruined planet, the Land of Snakes and Darkness.
Tabletopia = A universe full of wood. Its inhabitants are made from wood itself, and worship all kinds of furniture, as well as their fabled artifact, the Black Monolith. They got into the war through some stray nukes. The resulting civil war led their fleet (headed by their King, Ikea) into GodCraft. Tabletopia’s scientists have mastered chronal displacement and have used it in portal-based technology. If you ask me, they’re in cahoots with Earth’s government.
Limbo = A dull grey plane of existence whose architecture is conjured up from its inhabitant's mindscapes. Most deceased souls find their way here at some point, and truly wicked ones are usually brought here for eternal punishment. The Council of Nine watches over it, and guards its prized artifacts. One of them, the Fez, is guarded in the Antichamber, an elaborate series of mind-bending puzzles.
I'd prefer not to talk too much about it. It messes with your mind, especially if you've watched it like I have. I'll talk about the Fez in later chapters, though.
TF2niverse = The universe of Team Fortress 2. It interacted with the Trifecta during the Witching Hours of 2013 and 2014. In the former, the Horseless Headless Horsemann had to be fought. In the latter, Merasmus, an evil wizard, created a Strongmann Machine that was supposed to unlock Bumper Car Hell. Also, Sentry Guns and Dispensers from its universe seem to be a common entity summon.
Freddyverse = The universe of Five Night's at Freddy's. It's had minor interaction with the Trifecta, and its animatronic inhabitants have more power than they let on. A lot more. Don't be fooled. I was, and I paid the price.
It seems the majority of the edits have been to Limbo, but some other things have gotten edited as well.
Might as well do something productive with those +1's I'm getting from Ire. Mozart's Beauty, 4 (+3 from Ire's previous stuff)/50.
First, I take the Giga Drill, for now. I harmlessly slap Generic to make him stop looking at me like that. It's just an exchange of equipment. I also point out to Twin that my suicide special should mean I re-spawn with full HP, but if that's not happening, whatever. With that said, I proceed to infuse the Giga Drill with two energies: One is the golden energies of godmodding, unfortunately weak compared to The Godmodder, and the other is the colorless energies of Meta, of which almost everyone here is familiar with in some manner, yet at the same time not terribly familiar at all. I then use both to first enlarge the Giga Drill. I then vow to kick all reason to the curb and go beyond the impossible, if it means that I (or others) can kill Piono even faster. I rush up to the sky, heading away from the Vord and Piono (irony), rushing up to the very limit of where blocks can be placed, then unleashing Giga Drill Breaker, enlarging it even further. Fortunately, I am so far away from the fight right now that nobody sees what I'm doing, as I quite literally pierce the heavens...As in, I uselessly thrust the drill skyward, piercing the heavens. Except, it's not useless at all, as the drill actually penetrates something and drills further. Naturally only my extreme knowledge of the meta even allows this to be possible-and the area keeps cracking, and cracking, and cracking until finally, a small hole opens, enough to put my fist into. I then teleport the Giga Drill back to generic and thrust my right hand into the hole in a fist. The hole closes thereafter. What have I done? Why, I've broken the secret fifth wall (or rather, the fourth wall as we would call it without the Foruth Walls guarding the universes being a thing), breaching a hole into the reality of the Minecraft Forum Players who play the game alongside me! Yes, I'm playing the game and actually participating in the second Godmodding Wars at the same time, typing my stuff up as I go. Complex and possibly needless? You decide!
Meanwhile, Pionoplayer, aka you, one of the aforementioned Minecraft Forum users, is typing up a combat response to all the posts that have happened...When suddenly, your screen apparently cracks and a block-made fist comes into it from a figure with a lot of red hair, punching you in the face! Nobody was around, and it doesn't even amount to a broken nose, but it will be quite shocking. The hole quickly repairs itself. Pionoplayer, aka you, searches the posts, and sure enough, will find me punching him! I have a lot of red hair, so it only helps confirm the theory! With horror, he realizes that everything going on in the game is real! Like, real real! So real it's dangerous enough to come through your computer and punch you in the face! Also, because it is real, by the mechanics of the universe you, Pionoplayer, have made a monstrous tyrant hellbent on multiversal conquest and with no morals whatsoever, and you may have ret-goned twelve whole, possibly lovable franchises from existence and killed trillions by proxy! With horror, you quickly make Piono get uncharacteristically sloppy (but not TOO uncharacteristically sloppy) in the next post to make sure he goes down quicker! Meanwhile, back at Godcraft, I take the opportunity that I have created to do something that even a regular combatant of the war should be able to block-a kick to the crotch!
Just in case that seriously weird meta attempt to get Piono nerfed somewhat fails, as it will probably, I do all of the above except fly away, instead supercharging the drill and doing Giga Drill Breaker...And using my time alchemies to spawn in twelve timeclones of my own, all doing the same attack on all thirteen Pionos at once, and relentlessly attacking with all sorts of mayham thereafter to further distract him. I then teleport the Giga Drill back to Generic and fight with my own alchemies. Regardless of the meta attack working or not, I also find time to unleash Ceasefire on the Stronghold, or one of the Hive Queens if they are out in the open.
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (4/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (3/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (5/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Conway does the Lifey Thing: Differential Clicker
I summon up a Spartan universal computer-constructor that can construct gliders, Gosper glider guns, breeder 1s and 10 higher levels of moving breeder guns previously unknown. I then give it a program that is essentially the game of Differential Clicker. Of course, the gliders from the Gosper glider guns are all aimed at the stronghold. Everyone decides to play Game of Life Clicker and the stronghold soon finds itself being bombarded with trigintillions upon trigintillions of gliders per generation!
I and my timeclones take out 638164473626494629374927394727495616395028409 Ender Orbs and blast Pionos with their glitchiness... Any extra (by which I mean, this is going to hit the Stronghold) uses are fired at the Stronghold, in addition to all 638164473626494629374927394727495616395028409 of me firing the Hard-Light Gun at the Stronghold.
I realize something and use the Origin Wands/Creation Pen to create the Golden Err, which, similarly to the Glitch Wrench and Ender Orb, harnesses the power of glitching, or in general causing things to not go as they should given any particular laws, to attack with. I soulbind it, so Piono cannot, and then attack his soulbonds, specifically the ones that would be useful to have unbound so Erelye could kill him. ((If you have no clue where the bad pun is, good, you're a normal person.))
The attack and your use of the Hard-Light Gun deals a cursed 37,500 damage to the Stronghold!
Charges: 9/50 + 22/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
I'm actually still alive. Impressive. I fire off BT Scapeyard Strife on the Strong Hold. Also, PionoPlayer, you say that you haven't summoned anything very powerful, but you just summoned Piono.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 98$ _ Wilson's charges A: 37/50, B: 31/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Oops, I didn't actually finish the Angler Knife. That was a mistake.
Throwing knife || sea lantern && broken guardian mech spike = Angler Knife 4/5
Wilson's ears fall farther as Blue leaves. Bye then...
He looks out over the battlefield, which had now become silent again. The Players had left and taken with them all conflict. The night sky was peaceful. This wasn't so bad. Although, as Blue said, war would eventually return. Wilson was actually a little better defended than Blue might have realized. The building might not look very battle ready, but Wilson himself had a high quality weapon and suit of armor. Failing that, he also had that machine he built so very long ago.
... even though I'm supposed to be "the champion of the day" or something, I actually prefer the night a little... Something about how cool it is rather than the midday heat feels so nice...
You wield the Silicon Steampunker and stare down the Stronghold! In addition, you wield Broken Diablo, since both of them contain Blaze Rods! The Blaze Rods in the weapons are superheated, and using their blazing power, you initiate a chain attack against the Stronghold, dealing a cursed 30,000 damage!
[CREATION] = INVALID CAPTCHALOGUE CODE
Awkward Potion OOO Pink Coral = Potion of Water Armor (1/2)
Am I permitted to use other base potions instead of the Awkward Potion in my alchemical studies? (Mundane Potion, Thick Potion, etc.)
I instantaneously appear near the Stronghold. We shall see if it is indeed capable of withstanding some form of telekinetic collapse. As such, I telekinetically force the roof of every room in the Stronghold, save the portal room, down upon itself. Perhaps that was erroneous, but it furthered one of the goals.
I decide to leap back into the fray with Piono, after my brief involvement last turn. I tear a hole into the fabric of spacetime with Quasar's Nightcrawler. The miniature black hole cleaves through the existential matter in a manner akin to a serrated metal rod through churned milk. Nox drips from the wound. Evidently, I have breached Nihil Parva. I wait for the Nox to pool in a considerable concentration on the ground to continue my attack. I examine the starry substance, before nodding an approval, and stepping back, pulling out some form of pen. The Riddletwister. The thing is useless in combat, but in the act of creation itself, it is quite powerful. I utilize the Nox as ink for the pen, writing a series of utterly indecipherable runes in the air, before putting the pen away. A rather large amount of Infinity Runes levitate before me. They begin to circle around me in an ever-vacillating orbit. The runes are extraordinary. They flow about me irregularly. I would attempt to use their energy directly, but that would prove fatal. Firstly, I seal the rift in spacetime. There is no need for more Nox. Next, I activate the Black Ring. Infinity Runes have nothing to do with ink directly, but they do involve the a type of substance being used in a manner akin to ink. The Infinity Runes streak towards the ring, circling it repeatedly. The runes of infinity opt to orbit in a fashion which will exert as little energy as possible over an exceedingly long amount of time. In response, I tap into the Aura of the area momentarily. The Infinity Runes begin to slow down as I do so. They stop, transforming into a dark shade of purple. Immediately, the surrounding landscape is coated in Taint. I momentarily look surprised, before seeing the color of the runes. Tainted fiber creeps towards Piono. The corruption does not cease with Piono's location. Regardless of the absolute location of Piono, Crusted Taint forms around Piono, completely sealing him into a prison of corruption. Taint poisoning is a problem for Piono, of course. To lengthen the process, I teleport copious amounts of Flux Gas and Flux Goo into the chamber, hoping to suffocate Piono. Not the wisest idea, perhaps, but plausible. I deactivate the Black Ring. The Tainted Infinity Runes sizzle through this plane of existence, flowing back into Nihil Parva. The resounding backlash energy is exuded directly into Piono. By resounding backlash energy, I mean the Taint. This should add to Piono's discomfort in an especial fashion, as the energy was previously derived from the runes that placed him in that infernal tomb of Crusted Taint in the first place, poisonous to all sentient beings, unless you are some form of Tainted being, which Piono cannot ever be, or, at the very least, is not.
Kalare:
Regardless of whether my above attack against Piono succeeded, I prepare for a large, exceedingly long-winded statement upon how my current assault will function. I do this by searching the vicinity for any amount of arcane disturbance not attributable to players. Reasonably certain that there is none, I mutter a phrase.
Osa'che j'l'oa athal'oa.
The stirring of ancient power in the area instantaneously kills a few Vord. Of course, I have not actually begun the physical attack whatsoever. The invocation of ancient power, the only other traces of which in this universe being the fabled Void Artifacts, causes a fair amount of arcane gas to leak from Piono's every orifice. The vile vapors scald Piono with their intensity, and force themselves down his windpipe as fast as they may. Arcane vapors are particularly useful in crowd control situations, but I digress. I pointedly cause an exponential amount of explosions to rocket across the area of battle, tearing through the occasional Vord who attempts to see the combat. My shadow, when examined, appear to feature a large mass of writhing tentacles around its edges, without any visual evidence to support the fact. Odd. Hah. I continue to wait for my setting into motion the ancient powers of this area to come into eldritch fruition. After around eight nanoseconds, it does. That was relatively swift. Ancient ululations and muttering come into prominence. There was likely some group of people who lived here at some point worshipping the Outer Gods. Admirable, but not required. Servitude is far more respectable, I say. I draw into the energy of the Furthest Ring. Pure pressure begins to crush Piono. Whilst he faces occupation, or the lack thereof, I finish charging the ancient curse. Completely unexpectedly, a blast of pure primordial energy pierces through Piono, hopefully severing some limb or crushing a vital organ. That would be particularly beneficial. The malediction alone begins to sear into Piono's flesh, burning him with the energy of infinity itself. Infinity is beyond an elemental jurisdiction. That ancient curse, being elder magic, likely sundered existence irreparably around it in a precision slice down the central area of the blast radius, provided no disturbances of an esoteric quality occurred during that time, which I ascertained prior to this paltry statement.
POTION OF POSITIVITY: A potion that, on use, increases its user's thaumic power.
I walk over to PaperShuriken and hand him my Teal Octet, a powerful set of coins.
I stare at Piono in a really unsettling manner, then perform one last addition to my ultimate Pionoslayer: Railteration Minidicegun && Appearificator && Duplicator && Cueball Targeting System. This turns the already formidable Railminigun into something with effectively infinite ammo as well as an impossibly precise death-deliverer. I then open fire with my even more deadly RAILTERATION INFINIDICEGUN at Piono, riddling his body with magical alchemy-crippling majyykal D8s after destroying the idea that they could miss. Of course, these pierce straight through him, and I psiionically guide them all into the Stronghold, and then use the Pale Valve on it for good measure.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 4/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
In anticipation of our defeating Piono, That sword that has all his elemental powers && Fluorite Octet 1/9 Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Shuffled Octet)
Pogohammer of Zillygui || Barbed Wire = Barbhammer of Zillycille
Iron Armor && Pogohammer of Zillygui = Pogoarmor of Zillywird
BARBHAMMER OF ZILLYCILLE: A hammer identical to the Pogohammer of Zillygui, now wrapped in prickly barbed wire.
POGOARMOR OF ZILLYWIRD: A set of armor with the color scheme of the Pogohammer of Zillygui. If you fall while wearing this armor, you'll boing right back up. Perfect for hands-free bouncing around!
I use The Metalbender to turn the Stronghold's Iron Bars into giant spiky balls that fiercely bounce around the stronghold, wrecking it from the inside.
I then eat a Golden Apple. The Southern Tundra IIIIII Rechronology Complete!
RECHRONOLOGY: An immensely superpowered staff that is comprised of bronze and quartz. Instead of having an orb at its top, a bronze torus floats at its top. Upon activation, the torus will flip out and its shape will fluctuate wildly, causing the area around the user to shift its location in time. When it is fully charged, the torus will produce a quartz sphere and fire it at a target. Upon hit, everything in the entire universe will glitch out and instantly return to normal. That is, except the target, who will remain unchanged. Because of the massive glitch, the history of the entire universe will become re-written, and the only person who will remember what had happened previously is the target. This is a one-use weapon and is best used in exceedingly special circumstances.
Ψ-MECH MK. II: A modified version of the Ψ-Mech that now has thuleprism spikes all over its chassis.
Godcraft: "Well, at least the Technicians can't repair the Croach."
"AND NOW THAT YOU'VE SAID THAT, THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO TRY DOING SO."
"I'd like to see them try. Arc welders don't do so hot for repair on biological things."
"JUST FOCUS ON HITTING THINGS."
"I feel a song coming on..."
The song in the background progressively gets louder, my drone adding it's voice to complete it.
"Every time at the same day of the year, the same holiday all over again"
"A day with a theme that I can't comprehend, feelings abound that I can't explain"
"But now I understand what this day holds, the day of a brutal execution"
"Killing is one of the things that I know, and in this way I can take action-"
"CUE THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
Suddenly wielding a pair of Tommy Guns (even though I much prefer the term "Chicago Typewriters"), oversized to a ridiculous degree and with chainsaw bayonets, the drone in combat happily charges through the crowd of vord, spraying bullets into everything that moves with reckless abandon.
"LET THE BLOOD FLOW FROM EVERY SCAR"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"ONLY PART OF TODAY THAT'S FAMILIAR"
"A VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"LET THE BLOOD FLOW FROM EVERY SCAR"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
"THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!"
*Click*
Having run out of ammo, I then flash-step out of the crowd of Vord, covered in whatever is supposed to be their blood.
(tldr: Holiday Operandi: Valentine's Day Massacre) (Don't ask why I did a song for this, it's in character and so am I)
...RIIIIIIIIIIGHT... I WOULD PUT HIM IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL MYSELF, BUT NOBODY SEEMS WILLING TO HOLD HIM.
-Far lands-
"I'm not sure whether that was an attempt to make a joke, or if that genuinely is true in your reality that that's how it is remembered. Regardless, most of the multiverse at large considers Valentine's Day to be... slightly less murder, slightly more romantics."
A thin gray barrier appears, quietening the sounds of battle. It occasionally flickers.
"Now, as a matter of fact, I do have a purpose for all of this. Now would be a fairly good time for what I'm doing, I feel, all things considered."
Walking normally, the drone heads over to Blue, maintaining a respectful distance.
"Here."
I hold out a rather small box, which automatically opens, displaying it's contents - a silver necklace, decorated with a single metal heart, also silver. Shining brightly, the unusual trait that I tend to throw at least one of into each creation reveals itself, as the entire necklace is covered in a very thin layer of light, rendering it immune to oxidization and curiously warm to the touch.
"Figured I might as well do something for you, but you could probably just buy anything you felt like you wanted to have, so I tried a more personal sort of gift."
> Alchemies
Yuxin 4x4 speedcube && Aperture Science High Energy Pellet Launcher && Fluoroantimonic Acid = Yuxin Acidspitter (5/5)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (3/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (6/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: The EAS Tones
I play a specially constructed EAS alert, which goes:
(Header) ««««««««««««««««ZCZC-CSC-??E-␀B!␉ø§-0500-0451227-CS/RADIO-
(EAS Tones) Alternating 853 and 960 Hz tones that begin to crack the walls of the stronghold
(Message) "An Emergency Alert has been issued for the Far Lands. The following message has been transmitted on the request of the Cobalt Shade Corporation: Cobalt is about to dissolve the stronghold with fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide. Stay away while he does this."
(Tail) ««««««««««««««««NNNN
I proceed to dissolve the stronghold with fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide, just as the emergency alert stated.
> Author's Note
The header, EAS tones and tail are based off real EAS tones. The CSC in the originator field stands for Cobalt Shade Corporation. ??E is the code for Unrecognized Emergency. The location code corresponds to the Far Lands' chunk numbers. The purge time is 5 hours and the time of issue is when this was posted. Oh, and CS/RADIO is actually CS-RADIO, which is the placeholder for a good radio station.
YUXIN ACIDSPITTER: A high-energy pellet launcher with a built-in 4x4 cube. The closer the cube is to completion, the more powerful the weapon's attacks will be. It can also spray fluoroantimonic acid out of a special nozzle.
Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires: 2/?
Battery > Fine: 2/3
==Actions==
Wait. Before I forget...
Lothyra duplicates a Miniature Tokomak and iAntimak Autopistol, then hands the former to Karkat.
Jade may want to use this. It's a small fusion reactor.
Lothyra then aims the Physics Cannon at Piono and loads it with the fact that reality magic fundamentally breaks physics. Bender fires all of the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Power on harm mode, iQuantimak, SciAntimak, and the two iAntimak Autopistols) at some Keepers. UU Prime continues firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.
I complete Orbit Control! Now that I have control of the skies, and have a prototype of an orbital station hovering above your heads, it doesn't do anything, instead counting towards Project Starfall.
On our battle... I aim using the scope and use burst fire to pick off Piono from a distance using my M16.
Well, these definitely look like alchemies I want to complete...
I switch the Mental Longsword to Fiery Mode, and slash through the stronghold with it's molten blade! Than I inspect Potion of Takeover, and shoot the walls at point-blank from the Solflower!
I travel through EVERYWHERE and uproot the sacred items dispenser machine, in an attempt to take it with me to replenish our sacred items slowly! If that doesn't work, I blow every cent I own on retrieving more sacred items! Again!
@Gutza: The trolls currently present are all Mincraft avatars, and have no way to take items to another universe, to the most of my knowledge.
I can say quite reasonably that my Vis-potion thing is complete at this point. Thusly, I alchemize Splash Potion of Trauma O0O (Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis) 1/???.
I bid farewell to the trolls, as their specials have all been voted for to the extent required for ascension, to the most of my knowledge. If not, then they shall be soon, and I will probably never see them again regardless. Well, actually, if all goes well, I shall see them again, so I digress. I wish them the best of luck evading the Employer. They will need it.
Speaking of that, I am nearly certain that Binary is the Employer at this point.
I telekinetically crush Piono with the weight of a thousand stars. Quite simply put, mental aberrations and synaptic mutations are exploitable. In any other situation, with a slightly less powerful opponent, I would challenge them to some form of wizard duel, and then transmogrify them into a peanut, or something. Alas, Piono has no time for such shenanigans. Neither do I, as well. I merely increase the weight crushing Piono until the force actually solidifies, creating a black cueball. Yes, you heard me correctly. That approximate size. The gravitational force of the orb tears Piono's body to shreds.
Splash Potion of Trauma O0O Potion of Positivity = Splash Potion of Augmentation (1/3)
My Action: I fire a black hole gun into the Creepervord, sucking them all together. I then ender pearl up to the Creepervord, light several of them with flint and steel, and then ender pearl back to the ground (I had thrown the second pearl before the first one landed). I then look at the fireworks as the creepervord blow each other apart.
Ender Portal Action: The activated ender portal (or, if it was not activated, a new ender portal formed by the 1st ESFB) releases an enderdragon, which procedes to fly through the stronghold multiple times, cutting down any block in its way.
SCP Foundation Action: The Foundation manages to recruit SCP-076-2 by promising him a worthy opponent in the form of the whole Vord host. He then joins the fight and slaughters every Vord he can kill above the rank of Warrior or Keeper (warriors and keepers are not worth opponents to him).
SCP-682 Action: SCP-682 activates another adaptation, releasing a mighty roar that somehow renders everything that flies with natural wings (the UNSC Preston Cole is unaffected) unable to fly, causing them to crash down hard on the Croach.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
8/10x2, 9/10 TBA'd Magic
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Amazing Adventures on the Stronghold
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA the Vord
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $34
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 4/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 4/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 4/5
+2 to Wilson
-Far Lands-
Yes, that was a joke, but not a very good one, it seems. Blue looks at the necklace for a few seconds, thinking.
This is... beautiful... You'll have to excuse me if I don't put it on now, as I am already wearing a necklace. Blue closes and takes the box. She then takes out a large box and hands it to the drone.
@paper: Welcome to dtg!
@amp: That doesn't really change things if you can't hit piono, but I'll keep that in mind. Piono does have his arsenal of lesser artifacts though, and that grants him some measure of resistance to just about everything.
@net: having a weapon outside of piono's element set won't help you too much. Its an exclusive set, not inclusive. Tazz's entire array is outside of his elements, as well as most of the other stuff. Piono's just really powerful. Additionally, you're flat-out godmodding. First of all, if there were that many of you, Godcraft would not have room for anything else. Literally would not. You'd take up all space in all of it, suffocating everything. Power playing is fine. Godmodding, hard-core, no given reason, based off of egregiously big numbers and assuming you know the other person's weakness when you don't even know OOC, is not. I protected you earlier, but you're starting to regress. I'm not going to respond to any more attacks on piono that include true godmodding beyond the ones I already have.
@ninjatwist: Because its fun. This is meant to be a wrapping up point for piono's plot in Godcraft.
@everyone: Most characters should not be utilizing more than 4 or 5 timeclones, and even if that, only through use of a level 8, 9 or 10 alchemy. Piono's got the combined powers of a certain prophecy at his back, ircucvci, and numerous other time-based alchemies, and although you guys can't see it, its stretching him to his limit trying to hold these up. Over half the damage he's taken so far has actually been from backlash after getting distracted from an ability hitting him rather than the attack that connected. Which is the reason why he keeps having to resummon them. He's a low-level physical god, with lots of affinity towards the timeclone thing, and its killing him. Just so you guys know,w hat most of you are doing is timelooping, not timecloning. time looping does give you extra versions, but they've already been through the fight, and aren't directly connected to your own willpower. They're just you further down your personal timeline, time clones are using a temporal link to duplicate yourself for a short period of time. That is enough ranting on my part.
battlefield:
Continue previous attack power trying to deal with the croach and keepers.
Karkat looks sideways at Lothrya: YOU DO REALIZE THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY ME, RIGHT?
Vriska looks around to the others. Guys, its time to leave.
She turns to Eric. Nice fighting alongside you m8.
Eric nods. Everyone, use your specials, wipe out the croach and the keepers!
pionofight: My response to the physics cannon: Different set of physics. Just because it isn't realistic to OUR Earth doesn't mean it isn't perfectly reasonable in Godcraft.
Bender makes 20 copies of himself. Piono unleashes an expanding sphere of lightning with Arcum Aereum that fries all 20 copies before blocking the shots from the real Bender, who gets blasted by the lightning thereafter.
Net attempts time-trolling on an epic proportion, he zooms in the with the space-time coordinates, and every shot is blocked by piono. The time-clones have linked vision remember? Extending all of their own sight of the past and future to each other. You obviously aren't using true time-clones, as Denito Surrexit, a freaking level 10 time alchemy based entirely on time manipulation almost on the same scale as the felt is only capable of sustaining 13. And the difficulty increases exponentially with each additional time clone. Time clones are different from what Eggs does, which I'm pretty sure is what you are doing.
While 12 of him quickly fend off that attack, piono completes the broken-not-broken weapon time loop by breaking it now after the swap-out, preventing that particular bit of godmodding from being useful in the first place.
And then net tries to go forward in time. The paradox energies that this attempt creates blasts net backwards out of his time travel loop before anything drastic can happen.
Redeyes rushes piono, and one of the time clones notices him incoming. He flashes over to Redeyes' trajectory, whips out Terra Firma, and swings it around, connecting with Redeyes with the force of having a large mountain dropped on you sideways, launching Redeyes up into the atmosphere with a distance bling as he vanishes from sight.
Astria rushes to piono. demonstrating an usually fast grasp of timestepping, but piono's supercharged, as well as clever. He simply swings Ircucvci around, embedding it in Astria's gut. Astria falls over, bleeding profusely.
One down...
Eric finishes his runes. Mass Bless
Astria's wounds close, and everyone else fighting piono begins glowing with a golden light.
I just used up every single one of my support castings, you guys better use this well.
Think of this as a particularly big bless spell on everybody fighting piono. All stats are increased, and attack power for you guys has gone up temporarily. Make use of it. Although, piono is still further ahead compared to you guys than he was before the super charge, remember that combo-attacks will work best.
You're kidding me.
Piono and his timeclones quickly throw up a large shield, deflecting the mass of deadly weaponry projected at him by insert, and Astria manages to scramble out of the way with the speed boost granted to her.
Net tries to disarm time clones, but fails, either the timeclone in question stabs, electrocutes, or otherwise kills him, or a different one does. There is a lot of timetravel respawn abuse involved in net's continued assault.
Piono's passive defenses kick in when maniac fires his laser, and he and his timeclones teleport out of the way.
Insert travels to an alternate pathline, things went mostly the same up until when the vord invasion would've happened. The third trial went as normal, and was completed rather quickly. The fourth trial has been hijacked by Tricky though, the godmodder's been beaten down to 4 health with a signpost, and the other players are all struggling not to get murdered. Generic leaves just in time to avoid getting murdered by the sign-wielding clown.
Techpiece's shot is deflected in a similar manner to the others, piono doesn't even notice the tracer trail, he's busy fighting the others.
Redeyes moves in again. I think you're too sure of yourself.
Redeyes unleashes his massive stream of bullets, and suddenly piono and his 12 time clones are gone. The massive stream of destruction floods into everyone that was targeting piono. Eric's eyes bug out. Temporal Shift!
Eric quickly ports around, moving Kalare and Astria (as well as anyone who isn't a minecraftian who would be in the way who wouldn't be able to survive the attacks. If that's the case, then Eric moved you out of danger and you can ignore the thing below):
Cobalt's 'indestructible' max turns out to not be as indestructible as advertised when it is completely obliterated by the stream of Ultimatum when it tries to telefrag piono right as piono moves.
Tazz attempts a very meta move... but he hits a fictional pionoplayer. ((I personally didn't get hit in the face, so I still can't believe you. And the fictional pionoplayer has NO CONTROL over what happens in Godcraft.)) As a result, nothing is there to prevent tazz from getting smashed by the wave of bullets that Redeyes accidentally friendly-fired with.
Kalare is about to try his blast, but Eric grabs him and pulls him out of the way of certain death- again.
Piono completely ignores ninjatwist.
Redeyes realizes what's happened when he sees piono watching with amusement from a distance (deal damage to random entities on the field, most of it should be directed to kill some of the trolls once or twice, as he has special grievances against them, to account for the minute or so he got to use in killing other things.) and shuts off his guns. Everyone else sees piono and retargets.
Kalare lobs a glob of flux goop, which hits piono's magical barriers and fizzles out.
Piono laughs.
Insert, on the other hand, having been in the fortress when Redeyes accidentally distracted everyone, knew where piono was, and fires the large number of octets at piono. Piono turns around and begins blasting down dice, but fails to hit them all.
The octet dice come out in large amounts and piono's concentration is broken once again, and combined with the damage dealt from being hit point-blank-range with roughly 12 octects, loses 4 health. 8/20 health. Piono shuts off some of his timeclones. There are now only 9 figures of him (8 timeclones) standing around. You guys will have to do more than just disrupt his thinking to get him now.
Kalare and Erelye both aggress piono, unleashing a stream of eldritch energies... and piono pulls out Disparem. The eldritch energies warp inwards on themselves, forcing themselves back and sort of cauterizing the wound in the bedrock, as well as blasting both Kalare and Erelye back, killing Erelye (forcing him to respawn) as he takes the brunt of the redirected force to avoid his future self dying.
Erelye launches his ricocheting curse, but it deflected by a magic-dampening pulse from Maleficis Est.
((real-life pionoplayer here. I'd like to point out that only the person in real life, the one who is completely unable to be affected by anything from Godcraft in any way, shape or form. Or any other fictional universe. Actually choose what piono is doing. Any others within a given universe participating in a form of DTG that could be punched in the face from attacks like that are only half-coincidentally chronicling the events. If it were to punch ME in the face, then that would mean we're all fictional and I don't have any control over piono, and what happens, happens. You can't hit the person who controls the story in the face. Nice try though tazz, that was pretty creative.))
Tazz screams down from the sky with his massive drill, bringing it down on piono ((the fact that they aren't proper time clones doesn't weaken the attack any here, the only advantage there is from more timeclones is perfect synchronization and increased perception really. That's not necessary with your current attack. piono does it more to avoid getting into timeloops than anything else.)) piono immediately throws up shielding to try and avoid being pierced by 13 ridiculously oversized drills. He is still holding it off as the next several attacks come in, preventing him from dodging, and lowering his blocking capability.
Net rushes at piono with a weaker version of the glitch wrench. He is unable to target the soulbonds though, as no one here seems to be possess the power needed to perma-kill one-shot piono, which is pretty much the power you would need to unsoulbond something from him. (Don't worry though, he can't soulbond other people's weapons. It takes a while to do.)
The taint unleashed by erelye's attack creeps up towards piono, one of him grins, and drops Disparem onto the ground as the taint creeps up... and becomes purity. Giving piono temporary immunity to flux and taint as well as strengthening him enough for one of the time clones to break off, whip out Potentias Eius and create a great barrier, blocking the physical portion of Kalare's attack, while the purity's power negates the earlier part of it.
insert, on the other hand, successfully plants and attack into piono with his mega gun, which manages to pierce through piono's shield, and hit him for 2 damage, breaking his concentration, and tazz and his clone come down on top of piono for another 2 damage. 4/20 health left.
Ninjatwist use burst fire, but the rounds are deflected, just like all the other mundane-ish gun fire.
Kalare tries a psionic blast, but piono utilizes the power of Mens Potentiam, blocking the attack.
Eric finally recovers from combining so many pre-readied runic castings.
He stands up, then looks up, pointing discretely while piono is looking the other way dealing with others.
The Preston Cole has turned around, readying up a single, massive attack of its central gun. Unused up until now to avoid an accidental setting off of the OP Scale. A gun that makes up the spine of the entire ship. a 4 kilometer long laser cannon. Pointed at piono and charging up. This is pretty much one use though, so it might be a good way to take him down early.
Eric shouts out: We need to work together people! We've gotten in a few lucky shots, but we need to finish this before he figures out how to kill us, or something else happens!
Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires: 3/?
Battery > Fine: 3/3 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra speaks to the Trolls.
Hmm. It seems that you shall leave the server right now. I bid you goodbye. Hopefully I'll meet you and your human friends again someday...
Lothyra ubercharges the Physics Cannon in a helpful way, then uses Antichamber on the Croach and alchemizes (Battery > Fine) > Fine and (Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay) -c Green Paint. Bender shoots Bender's Gun at some Keepers. UU Prime continues firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.
NANOLIGHT MISSILELANDER: An upgraded version of the Nanolight Cargolander with a built-in Missile Bay.
BATTERY PACK: A metal backpack that contains several batteries.
Physics Cannon Ubercharged!
Battery Pack > Fine = Battery Conduit (Level 3: 1/4)
Nanolight Missilelander -c Green Paint = The Greenlighter (1/4)
As an experiment, I simultaneously set up an anti-teleportation field around Piono, which prevents any teleportation of any kind in or out unless the one doing the teleportaiton was me, then teleport Nulla Stella away from Piono simultaneously and nigh-instantly. My hypothesis is that putting an immensely ridiculous distance between the Alchemy and Piono will not disrupt the soulbind but make it useless anyways, as the power source is so far away it's ridiculous and makes giving the power to Piono a process that would probably take years to complete, and since it's the space alchemy, Piono can't just teleport over to it, so if my Hypothesis is correct I have just taken one of his alchemies out of the fight for good. It's probably not that correct and he can just pull it back into his inventory from wherever, but that's irrelevant. Coincidentally, I completely randomized the coordinates, and I don't know where it actually is because I forgot them. Of course, this is just an experiment and wouldn't do damage unless, by implausible chance, I teleported it into the Green Sun or somewhere equally deadly even to Piono.
I take out a Cheap Sword and stab Piono with it. He doesn't expect such a ridiculously weak and cheap weapon to be used against him so he ignores me and the sword completely, but my abilities allow for even a Cheap Sword to be more deadly than Ultimatum or other projectile spawning-weapons. That is to say, I threw it at him. I don't even throw more than one to emulate bullet hell, just one, relying on the simple stupidity and my considerable physical strength (not as strong as some others here but definitely enough that I can actually harm Piono a little with a Cheap Sword) to do even a singular point of damage.
I then take out a 'hardware hammer' and do some 'Home Improvement' on the Stronghold. As it turns out, the 'hardware hammer' is Fear No Anvil and the 'Home Improvement' is using Forge Stoker Level 2: Drop It on the Stronghold's walls.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 FORGE STOKER - DROP IT
Charges: 10/50 + 23/50, +2 to Fseftr because why not.
I gather up a bunch of croach and build a nice big croach castle out of it. But then the tide comes in and washes it away.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 100$ _ Wilson's charges A: 39/50, B: 31/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x9 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts)
Wilson wondered what Valentine's Day even was. So, he went and looked up some information.
Hm... celebration of love marking the day of Saint Valentine... Does that mean Christmas is... like a celebration of generosity marking the day of... Saint Chris or someone? I don't really have anyone I could give a gift to... There's Inari, but honestly I'm a little wary of her. Blue seems nice enough, but she's left to go somewhere. Plus, it would be a somewhat... weird. Oh well. Lets see what else there is about this day... He keeps reading, eventually breaking out into laughter. Ha! Apparently this day was essentially made by some company called "Hallmark". Nobody had heard of Saint Valentine beforehand. What an amazing advertising strategy. Society isn't buying enough of your product? Change society! Not your product. Heh... he... ah... ... hm... Its actually kinda sad... on a whole, people are gullible enough to change their habits just because other people told them to. "Go spend your money on a bit of colored paper!" "why?" "Because everyone else is doing it!" "Alright." Sigh... What other 'common courtesies' are really just veiled attempts to change society for someone's benefit? Kinda scary... am I being controlled by someone indirectly?
As he wonders about this, he hears the sound of something approaching. Whirr clank-clank, whirr clank-clank, whirr clank-clank. Looking up, Wilson sees a mechanical raptor approaching his store. It was the same one he had seen Talist repair a little while ago. Its eyes light up on seeing Wilson and seeming to recognize him. That's strange... how does it recognize me? CogWynd stand attentively before him. ah... while its here, I might as well help fix it up. Lets see what I can do...
Fixing CogWynd: 1/?? (Twin, count this as a smaller charge that will be released to heal CogWynd once we return to the Battlefield.)
6,000 damage to the Croach!
POTION OF WATER ARMOR: A potion that gives its user armor when they enter the water.
Okay. Just remember the description I gave it earlier and you're good.
Ender Portal Action: The ender portal releases specially trained endermen capable of moving any block, then has then disassemble part of the stronghold.
SCP Foundation Action: Foundation personnel attack the Vord with some memetic hazards, mind controlling some to their side and taking other out of the fight.
SCP-682 Action: SCP 682 adapts again, turning a portion of its body into antimatter and shooting it at a Vord Behemoth, creating a massive explosion that takes down the Behemoth as well as some other vord unlucky enough to be near the Behemoth and in the blast radius.
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: WAR RAMPAGE LV. 1 out of curiosity on the STRONGHOLD.
I get a Vord into the SCP Foundation. This causes the Foundation to figure out how to make Anti-Vord weapons, which they use on the Croach.
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => WAR RAMPAGE
You arm yourself with your most powerful weapons and run towards the Stronghold! Crying for war, some Skeletons pop out of the ground and take your message to heart, firing their own arrows at the Stronghold! All of you deal a cursed 10,500 damage!
I stare at Piono stoically and take out Daybreak. It's a well-used weapon, and a powerful one at that. I line up a shot, and fire the gun at him. If I can't normally fire Daybreak anymore, I attempt to refill the Sacred Items through ancient Trickstery powers, and then use Sunrise on him. If at any point piono dies, I consult the Ring of Orbs Seerfold on whether I end up sticking his pin in. I also cast my deadly Red Miles at Piono, seeing as they are unescapeable. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE MILES. You probably can but whatever. I calmly take out a glowing orb from my CHEKOV'S INVENTORY and boost Tazz's luck. Due to some meta Seering.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 5/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
That sword that has all Piono's elemental powers (Rapture?) && Fluorite Octet 2/9
Joker Ammo && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Shuffled Octet)
SHUFFLED OCTET: A set of eight D8s, four of which are red and four of which are black. They have the powers of playing cards.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
10/10x3 Magics
Battlefield:Red uses three 10 post charges to tear apart the stronghold
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x13, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $36
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 5/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 5/7
Gender Blaster AND Airstrike Beacon 5/5
+2 to Wilson
Stronghold destroyed!
GENDERSTRIKER: An airstrike beacon that, when planted, calls in a gender airstrike! Blasts from Gender Benders are fired all around the area, flip-flopping the gender of anyone caught in the attack!
Godcraft: Might as well have another post, because why not. Although, because reinforcements get filled up every TURN, instead of every POST, the Engietech army doesn't get reinforcements from this post. So, bleh.
Wielding the Pomson 9000, I head back into the fight, pummeling the Vord Keepers and Croach with hard-hitting strikes.
I TAKE AIM A THIRD TIME, BUT PAUSE, SWAPPING OUT THE LOADED BULLET FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ROUND. THIS TIME, A DEFLECTION ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT. HIGH EXPLOSIVES DON'T DEFLECT. FINS ON THE RIFLE EXTEND, STABILIZING MY SHOTS. OF WHICH THERE ARE 12 - ONE FOR EACH TIME CLONE. COMBO STARTED.
-Far Lands-
"Heheh. Yes, I can eat normal food. Along with a few abnormal things. Vord Keepers kind of taste like chicken, for example."
Accepting the box, my drone holds it carefully. After finding the lid, which takes some time, I try one of the chocolates.
"...Hm."
And then another.
"These're quite good. Is cooking a hobby of yours?"
=CHARGE=
-32 / 50- Genesis
-6 / 15- Backup (Tazz'd, +2)
-10 / 10- Lil Chad -> SAVING...
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I cast CHAIRSTORM LVL 2, causing a CHAIRNADO to appear!
I pull out the MATERIAL PLANE and fire out pulses of flaming splinters, lighting the chairs in the tornado ablaze!
The FLAMING CHAIRNADO is sent flying towards The Croach!
I then: Helix Fossil && The Proxy
"My apologies, it would appear Piono is rather better at this than I. Not that this was not obvious, but this proves the magnitude of such."
Considering Piono and his various duplicates... Does hitting them damage the core Piono? Hmm.
I replace my outer armor again, then try my eldritch flares of doom, just to see what happens when an Eldritch Horror spawns out of nowhere right on top of a physical god.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
1/10x3 Magics
Battlefield:Red uses BT:Terraform on himself
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x14, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x27, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $38
Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 6/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 6/7
I dupe a potion of vis
+2 to Wilson
-Far Lands-
Thank you, and yes, it is.
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - TERRAFORM
first off, on the off-chance I am dead, I respawn.
I proceed to draw Spacerener and compare it in power to Nulla Stella to the best of my ability. I also give Eric a thumbs up. I also reaffirm that I have six Level 10 Time-based Alchemies and, by Piono's count, the ability to do about 13 without breaking too much of a sweat, but eh. I proceed to draw the Combatdice of Zillydub and use the metallic surface to reflect light off of them and catch Vriska's eye. Last I checked, she still had the Orb of Light, meaning a second lucky roll is in the mix? I also catch Generic's eye with them in case he has a copy of them. Regardless, I then roll them at Piono, then step on them with Deus Omnipotens shaped into Boot form so I won't have the immense pain of stepping on 8D8 happen, and won't break them either. Just in case, I then distract Piono from the 8D8 and the hopeful combo with Vriska/Generic by using Shield Killer, then PSI Rockin Omega, on Piono in very rapid succession. To understand what I juts did, Shield Killer does exactly what it says on the tin-even the mightiest energy shielding goes down instantly to Shield Killer, but it does no other damage (this is legitimately a thing in Mother 3, and that is exactly its effects). PSI Rockin Omega is a sound-based attack, and a very powerful one.
After that, I find time to just do some rather lazy and generic firing with the Ring Deader on the poor Stronghold, while occasionally throwing Jarate to speed up the damage.
The mountains the Stronghold was trapped in crumble as the Stronghold itself is destroyed, its rooms falling apart as it turns into ruins! Large amounts of Vord inside the Stronghold are killed, and the Queenvord/Hive-Queen spawners it contained are destroyed, allowing both of those Vord types to be attacked! The Vord's ruination lasts for a solid minute until the dust settles...
You find that the only room left standing is the portal room, and even then, the portal itself has been shut down! Only the frame remains. The flow of Vord has stopped, and the Vord on the server now are the only ones you have to worry about! Of course, this leads to the logical conclusion that the Vord were heading through the End Portal, and you'll have to enter it in order to fully stomp out the Vord... Before you can contemplate this long enough, you see a shadow rise...
Volleys of fireballs appear and explode the landscape, knocking you all backwards! You see that the Origin Wither from Act 3 has been possessed by the Vord and has turned into the Taken Origin Wither! Trailing behind it is the Swarm Queen that controls this legion of the Vord! They both guard the End Portal... If you can take them out, and the Croach, the Overworld will be free of Vord!
The Croach summons 200 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 1,000 Keepers, and 50 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Vord kills all Engietech Minions, Audie, and 3 Republic Battleships, deals 50,000 damage to the Robobunny and Rodney, and deals 15 damage to Maniac (killing him!), gutza (killing him!), omglolsguy, NinjaV (killing him!), Irecreeper (killing him!), Talist (killing him!), and engie (killing him!)!
The Preston Cole begins charging an obscenely large laser gun at Piono, while dealing 94,500 damage to the Croach! Its smaller ships all deal 36,000 damage to the Croach! Engietech kills 500 Keepers! The Republic Battleships kill the Taken Stunfisk and 20 Taken Doom Drones!
GreatGeneral371 deals 6,000 damage to the Croach, and then sees the army of eleven trolls rushing towards the Croach! Panicking, he digs a hole in the ground and decides to wait it out! The Trolls rush towards the Croach, readying their most powerful special attacks!
apocalypseArisen uses Arisen Anew, the rusted symbol of Aries flickering around her like a hologram! She holds out her hands, crackling with time energy, and fires a chain of energy at the Croach! The entire Croach is enveloped in a maroon aura, and time speeds up around it, exponentially fast, with years going by in seconds! Soon, the Croach has aged enough that it is a withered husk and is unusable! The excess time energy swirls into AA, who supercharges one of her whips and lashes out against the Croach! She deals 30,000 damage and ascends.
adiosToreador uses Final Evolution, the bronze symbol of Taurus flickering around him like a hologram! He puts his hands to his head and unleashes a psychic communing wave that spreads throughout the entire server! Soon, every single mob in the Overworld comes to his aid, forming a massive army! AT then pulls out his trusted Horsaroni and rides him into battle! The entire armada deals 30,000 damage to the Croach, and AT ascends.
twinArmageddons uses Twin's Wrath, the golden symbol of Gemini flickering around him like a hologram! He puts his hands to his glasses and takes them off, revealing crackling spheres of pulsating psiionic energy! He turns his head to the Croach and creates a giant laser beam from his eyes that alternates between red and blue colors! It punches a hole straight through the Croach, and the violent mental power short-circuits some of the Keepers' mental connections with the Croach! TA deals 15,000 damage to the Croach, kills 150 Keepers, and ascends.
carcinoGeneticist uses Final Sermon, the red-hot symbol of Cancer flickering around him like a hologram! He takes out his Trusty Scythes and lets his all-encompassing heart-consuming soul-blackening rage fill him! Or perhaps it is the rage of his Ancestor... Before anyone can find out, he flashsteps to the Croach and begins a righteous aggression, carving into the Croach! It quickly becomes apparent that the pattern he tore is an expletive, which deals 30,000 damage to the Croach as CG ascends.
arsenicCatnip uses Tacklepounce, the olive symbol of Leo flickering around her like a hologram! She runs up the Croach and jumps straight over it, landing in the middle of the Vord! She then takes out a Shipping Wall and begins shipping the majority of the Vord there, who are weirded out by the concept of love and relationships! The Vord all flee and scatter, leaving AC a prime opportunity to attack the Croach! She tacklepounces onto it and cuts the entire thing with her razor-sharp claws! She deals 30,000 damage and ascends.
grimAuxiliatrix uses Bisection, the emerald symbol of Virgo flickering around her like a hologram! She takes out her lipstick and uses her vampire fastness to run into the middle of the Keepers! Marking the middle of their bodies with the lipstick, she runs circles around them, disorienting them! She then uses her chainsaw to slice through the markings she made, taking out an obscene amount of Keepers! Their bodies fly everywhere as 300 die and GA ascends.
gallowsCalibrator uses Tipping Scales, the teal symbol of Libra flickering around her like a hologram! Reaching to her inventory, she takes out her trusted coin: the one she uses to settle all debates with the precision of an executioner's blade. She flips the coin, watching it tumble through the air, but never stopping to wonder what the coin will land on, because she already knows: it is a constant throughout all timelines. She readies her blades and charges at the Croach, wreaking havoc on its surface and finishing with a final spin attack as the coin lands. GC deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and goes. The coin did land scratch, after all.
arachnidsGrip uses Ancestral Awakening, the cobalt symbol of Scorpio flickering around her like a hologram! The Fluorite Octet materializes between her fingers, and she casts them to the air! Hoping for a repeat of luck, like what happened in the previous battle, AG uses her Light powers to the fullest, fixing the outcome in her favor! A beam of light shines down on her as the dice roll perfect 8s once more. Unlocking the powers of Ancestral Awakening, she slices through Keepers and the Croach, everything feeling the power of her blade. She kills 150 Keepers and deals 15,000 damage to the Croach, and ascends once and for all.
centaursTesticle uses Execution, the indigo symbol of Sagittarius flickering around him like a hologram! Out from hammerspace, he pulls out the biggest crossbow ever known to man! He pulls back on the bow and breaks it! Muttering under his breath, he takes out another bow and attempts to fire it, but this breaks as well! After wasting around nine bows, he settles for a good old beatdown and pummels the Croach with his STRONG fists! He deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and ascends.
caligulasAquarium uses Last Empire, the magenta symbol of Aquarius flickering around him like a hologram! Taking out the Empiricist's Wand, he notices that Generic has a copy of the wand and forcefully snatches it from his inventory! Now with two of his most powerful weapon, he charges at the Croach and unleashes the power of the white sciences on it, creating a storm of white lightning that crackles throughout the Croach! CA deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and ascends.
cuttlefishCuller uses Vast Glub, the fuchsia symbol of Pisces flickering around her like a hologram! She does nothing and only steps back one block. Suddenly, the ground in front of her is torn open, and a large number of horrorterrors burst through the hole! Everyone looks in shock as the horrorterrors assault the Croach and drive back the Keepers, creating blasts of pure energy that tear into the croach! CC deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and ascends.
All AGs deal 26,000 damage to the Croach! The UNSC Repair Droid heals the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor by +5,000 HP!
The Robobunny and Fried Calamari deal 20,000 damage to the Croach! The Godmodder deals another 100,000 damage to it.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Kill the Taken Origin Wither!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
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The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 4,007,250/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
Swarm-Queen: [H] HP: 200,000/200,000. Can only be targeted once Taken Origin Wither is destroyed.
Piono: [H] HP: 4/20.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x30.) Spawn Warriors, Keepers, and Knights.
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x3.)
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x2,021.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x4,198.) Many are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x2,446.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,906.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x940.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x786.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x2,086.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,982.) More are summoned each turn.
Croach: [H] HP: 140,600/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers.
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x166.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x424.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x1,000.)
Taken Engietech Minions: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.) Infect targets.
Taken Engietech Elite, Audie: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Taken Basilisk Lusii: [H] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x8.)
Taken Republic Battleships: [H] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x3.)
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 29,562/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Splash Potion of Augmentation 2/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I ask Rodney to continue his assault upon the Vord in general.
If I am somehow dead, I respawn.
Kalare:
Banding together would be a wise idea, if it did not provide him with an easier target. If you still want to try it, I suppose we can.
I grip the Hazel Wand, muttering some statement about my present self getting himself killed in an attempt to stop my death from occurring. That seems completely out of character. If I died to that attack, it would not be heroic, as I would have essentially been defenseless, and it would not be just, for obvious reasons. In a sudden turn of events, I attempt to transmute Piono's body into candle wax momentarily. The heat of the initial transformation slightly melts him, assuming it is not deflected in some absurd fashion. How do you block a transmutation? It does not have a corporeal form, nor does it emit a projectile whatsoever. The mundane people in the world do not deflect or block such a thing, but we are dealing with an Alpha-Tier godmodder. I proceed to manipulate something rather obscure. At the very least, I would say Piono has minimal control over it. The energy inherent of redstone, otherwise referred to as Redstone Flux by the learned, despite the fact that it has absolutely nothing to do with arcane instability whatsoever. Red energy races across Piono. I will not bother interacting with any choice medium to perform this attack. Merely utilizing the target as a surface will be adequate, as well as mildly amusing, assuming it actually works. The occasional particle akin to one emanated from an active length of redstone dust sparks off of the red energy. However, this energy is intangible. The red energy begins to gain the abilities expected of technical overcharged electrical currents, despite the fact that it is not electricity. The abilities to shock Piono, explode in his face, annihilate large portions of his body randomly, et cetera. The first, last, and second effects occur, respectively. The pseudo-redstone vaporizes itself, transforming into a red gas which forces itself down the throat of Piono, hopefully asphyxiating him. Afterwards, I decide that the whole teamwork thing would be beneficial. I attempt to boost the next attack against Piono that is not mine, possibly increasing the probability of it to strike him. At the very least, it will be a sign of less moral ambiguity, and more of a completely out of character desire to help others. I'm not exactly the kind of person to enjoy teamwork. I would rather not have to resort to it, as I have a secret weapon that will hopefully kill Piono. I've certainly put more effort into it than it takes to use Sunrise. Hah. Three hours and a large amount of turns charging is more, I would say. But, what do I know? I am a conceited fool. Hah.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
>>A complete list of critical systems is now available, as well as targets and improbability failure levels, calculated for a mass blanket over the entire scheme as required, in addition to maintenance.
>>Order-of-application sequences also attached.
==Elsewhere==
>>Off to Earth with it.
==Earthish==
}}Clockwork Lemon now active. Deploying blanket. Strong illusion is a further success.
((Blanket is the term for the ground-state improbability field preventing Binary, and the crew, but not the two prisoners, from noticing that anything has happened, in addition to the illusion (which also is not covering the prisoners, but, as far as Binary knows, or his crews know, nothing changed). And it applies to the earlier actions I took as well.))
((Yes, more improbability, which was a part of the calculations. This covers all improbability devices.))
}}Applying containment-critical systems breakdowns.
}}anti-teleport down, bedrock genesis down, alarms down, guards-noticing-escapees down, in general all systems are malfunctioning successfully.
}}Protocols are go.
}}Attempting teleport.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
((Don't have much time for posting, but I'll tell you guys this: piono will almost certainly be dying tomorrow. I say almost certainly because if you guys don't actually TRY TO WORK TOGETHER you'll have him turtle up and level pretty much everything we have on the field with Ultimatum, leaving use to try and beat round 3 with nothing but a heavily damaged Preston Cole, because we don't get to summon more help in round 3. So start trying to combo. Since I currently have to worry about piono blocking attacks, Eric's still taking a slightly more passive role of necessity, but if none of the other players are smart enough to try and latch onto your multi-front attacks, deliberately leaving room for Eric will have him jump in, giving you one extra person assisting you.))
I give Netpatham my Shuffled Octet due to having previously stated that they were being made for him. I then take out the [email protected], and toss them at the Taken Origin Wither. I then try to reenact Taken and Taken too with the Taken entities, with the Taken taking the role of everything that dies or is destroyed. Even the symbolic things.
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Let's just go absolutely crazy. Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 1/9 (lol)
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Hazel Wand: IIIII
Splash Potion of Augmentation 3/3!
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Splash Potion of Augmentation. It sounds considerably more pleasant than a Splash Potion of Trauma. I also alchemize Eye's Pyramidion && Voidviewer && Concentrated Time Essence 1/???. Being able to see whatever I want, whenever I want is a great benefit.
I flashstep around randomly, looking for some form of minor breach in Piono's metaphorical armor. Not his literal armor. That's already been sorted out. I mean the nigh-imperceivable shield of various elements coating his very essence. Actually, I don't need to look for that. A far more effective approach would require less external effort. Technically speaking, it is still external, but I digress. It is the closest to internal I'll get without having to attempt to bypass around four or so alchemies which are designed to essentially negate all of my abilities whatsoever, a process which is apparently impossible, until we kill Piono. Annihilate him with the main cannons of the Preston Cole, disembowel him via teleportation and the Hazel Wand, use Sunrise on him, drill into his face until his brain is irreparably damaged, et cetera. Every possibility regarding the methods used to slay other sentient beings. Anyways, I pull out the Quasar's Nightcrawler, and object quite suited to this task. Suddenly, Piono feels a brief numbness on the left side of his body. I wait for several milliseconds. Piono has an Erelye-induced stroke. Hah. Blocking the flow of blood to the brain is ridiculously simple. If this works, it will provide a minor opening for another player to assault Piono. Then again, there are some rather unintelligent mages incapable of ceasing neural blood flow. Pitiful. Regardless of whether or not my giving Piono a stroke actually worked, I teleport away, and regroup with past me, muttering a series of instructions and explanations to him regarding some sort of ultimate weapon derived from the essence of the truly evil. He should know what to do when the time comes, if it does at all, at this point. I am beginning to feel as if it will not be enough. It doesn't matter. Either I die horribly, or I utilize the thing to cause extreme anguish and/or suffering in Piono specifically. An explosion appears out of nowhere, directly within Piono. My bodily machinations concerning Piono are too subtle, aren't they. That was a rhetorical question. Please don't answer that.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (1/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone
who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (5/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (7/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Apparently Life's Wands run on a modified version of HashLife
I begin to wave the Unicoder around rapidly, inputting the following characters:
Whoops, those were Life's Wands. I just inserted 30 maxes, 20 spacefiller 2s and 40 breeders inside the Taken Origin Wither. The Taken Origin Wither promptly explodes from the exponential growth.
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So, judging by Twin's statement, the Preston Cole has to die?
The Far Lands, right now:
Twenty-post charged attack I had yet to officially finish 20/20!
A huge amalgam of machinery falls out of the sky into the center of the Vord, crushing several, the top half of which then unfolds into a massive microwave-receiver array, which swivels slightly until it is aligned to a matching tightbeam transmission core on the Anachron, which in turn runs through a four hundred millisecond startup routine, then goes into full operation, sending a forty-petawatt beam of microwave energy through the vacuum between Luna and Minecraftia, burning a column through the atmosphere a hundred meters across into fusing plasma without notably losing efficiency, and opening a steady line of transmission, which in turn begins charging the ultra-heavy capacitors around the important object in the base of the object.
Every living thing in a five hundred meter radius of the machine instantly flash-fries into ash and steam.
Within twenty seconds of the link forming, the huge, incandescent beam of power has raised intensity to transmit more energy than twenty-first century Earth used in a year every second.
Within a minute of steadily-more-intense transmission, more power has been transmitted than the sum of solar energy absorbed by the Earth in fifty years.
Two minutes later, a small, green light comes on at the base of the object, now surrounded by a massive array of heat radiator fins burning the air into fusion flame, indicating that the machine is ready to function.
The entire complex is glowing white hot by this point, and despite the capacitors' readiness, more power is still being sent, filling them to capacity and, apparently despite physics, beyond.
A second tiny green light comes on, indicating that the enormous nightmare of incandescent metal and burning air is now running its initialization routines.
Halfway between Minecraftia and the Moon, an unfamiliar planet, obviously inhabited by advanced life and in severe environmental straights, crackles into being as a result of a second, larger such machine's operation, providing a target for the first machine, which suddenly teleports every last Vord within forty AU into the mathematical bounds of a one hundred meter cube placed just above the surface of the new world. The various relative velocities of the suddenly compacted Vord therein causes a sizeable explosion, showering Vord over the surface below.
>RPLS-SH FULLY ARMED {10/10 CP Arrays}
>RUN FIREPROTOCALL
>RUNNING FIREPROTOCALL
>FIRE INFUSED SHELL Y/N?
>N
>FIRING STANDARD SHELL ON TARGET?
>TARGET DATA: 67301 7451582 15092
>TARGET ACQUIRED
>FIRING IN
>3...
>2...
>1...
>ROUND EN ROUTE
>...
>...
>..
>IMPACT CONFIRMED
>BEGINNING RELOAD...
The new planet bulges out around the massive wound of a relativistic hit, crumbling, then shatters utterly, her deathblow accepted, spraying outwards in a silent detonation of orange light and, in a few places, surviving shards of the surface, living for a few final moments of fiery despair as the air boils away around them and vengeful infinity rushes in.
The Vord were hit dead-on and carried through the dying planet, several tens of thousands of kilometers of hostile space, and the Minecraftian Atmosphere, to be hammered between the gods' mallet of a relativistic slug and the immovable anvil of a bedrock-shelled world, experiencing enough raw kinetic energy to burn out a major god.
Then, just to add insult to injury, the hugely overloaded Teleportation Engine detonates in a teraton-range fireball, blasting away everything the shell's impact did not.
"...Was that necessary?"
"Completely and utterly essential. :B"
{I realize this sounds overpowered as hell, but this is in part to poke at the strangeness of a balanced, purely numerical damage model. This, more or less, is what happens every time I use this weapon, minus a little teleportation sickness and a planet in the way. Nothing, and I do mean nothing, physical should live through that. At least within a reasonable size range. In other, more general words, if you listen to normal physics, most everything I, and, really, most of the others, do should be OP-scaled, so unless it's obviously a finisher, don't bother with the thing and just make it do as much damage as you want it to, unless you want it to do more damage than makes sense.}
All the normal chargy, +1-y stuff!
Somewhere aboard the Anachron, separate from the attack and of no relevance to DTG2:
There is a moment of gray uncertainty, and for a few seconds it looks as though the timeline has been severed, then several thousand people of various species crackle into being, mostly unconscious and injured, though a few remain awake long enough to see medical personnel entering the room, yelling something about a "Crazy computer", and "Why nuke em' all, then burn half our mono-C to yank a few forward in time?".
> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (2/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (6/11)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (1/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: The All-In II: Random.org Edition
Epic music plays in the background as I ready for an all-in with all of my non-octet alchemies!
I start the attack, creating a pistol by entering the Unicode character U+1F52B 🔫 PISTOL with the Unicoder that begins to fire itself at the Taken Origin Wither. I then delete it and write up 𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂, then zap the Unicoder at the Taken Origin Wither. I then pull out the M134 Arcticbomber and the Dinner Blaster and fire both of them rapidly, firing ARCTICBOMBING OBESITY-CAUSING BURGERS! They hit the Taken Origin Wither. The effects of "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" take effect as the Origin Wither transforms into a code-based Origin Wither against its will! The Arcticbombing Obesity-Causing Burgers hit the Taken Origin Wither and it immediately becomes morbidly obese while its system is wiped! It then transforms back into an obese but non-code-based Origin Wither. Next up is Die Waffe, which I fire while making fun of it in German and referencing Der Untergang, likening the obese Origin Wither to Göring, who appears fat in the movie. I then switch to the Yuxin Acidspitter and the Planetcrafter's Spedecube, doing a 4x4-5x5 relay. I solve the Acidspitter while it fires High Energy Pellets and fluoroantimonic acid onto the Origin Wither, then move on to Planetcrafter's Speedcube. I solve it once and throw it at the Origin Wither, then speed up time for the planet only. This causes part of the Origin Wither to be submerged in lava. I then switch to Life's Wands and create a Spartan universal computer-constructor that orchestrates an incomplete glider-destruction of the Origin Wither.
Next, I pull out Notch's Smiter and Toxicide, my first two primary weapons. I fire both at the Origin Wither rapidly, using rapidfire bow skills and rapidfire M134 skills to pump the Origin Wither full of polonium-294, smitings and Lassa fever. Following that, I move on to Celestial Might and its predecessor the Constellate Pointer. I fire Celestial Might at the Origin Wither, where it pulses through the entirety of it and detonates from the inside. I then fire the Constellate Pointer normally at the Origin Wither, shooting its brains out! I then pull out the CTA-8 and fire it, solving the cube, firing and calculating simultaneously (including turning the crank), allowing me to fire rapidly. I then pull out the M134 Heatfreezer and turn the Taken Origin Wither into the Taken Origin Wither With All Water Molecules Inside Its Body Transformed To SCP-009 Molecules, or just Taken Origin Wither for short. I then move on to Disaster's Speedcube, which solves itself as soon as I pick it up. It begins to rain Bad EAS Music Nukes onto the Taken Origin Wither, forcing it to listen to EAS Tones and bad music while it gets blown up by nukes. At the same time, I pull out Chemocide, which was my only weapon for a while, and order a brigade of chlorine trifluoride to march through the air and hit the Origin Wither's face. In other words, I spray chlorine trifluoride into the Origin Wither's face. I then infect the Origin Wither with uber-hyper-deadly ebola. I then switch to the Kill Screen and allow the effects of "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" to take effect again. This allows me to fire malware nonstop at the Origin Wither and actually have it have an effect. I then fire malware nonstop at the Origin Wither.
Finally, I switch to Element's Maker. I enter in "21 75 74 39 8 92" into the keypad, firing with each space, spelling out "ScReW YOU". Next, I switch to the Screenfreezer and "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" takes effect as I fire CIH bullets at the Origin Wither. I then switch to Chemostriker and slice up the Origin Wither into tiny little cubes, which I partially dissolve with fluoroantimonic acid, then reassemble into a full Origin Wither. I then join them together by applying Origin Wither-dissolving glue to an e-machine printout and pasting it onto the Origin Wither. Next, I force it to take the ultimate test. The test is produced by my Testwriter and has BIG FOOT parts, each with Fish number 7 questions, each with Σ(1000) subparts, each of which is incredibly deadly. Obviously, this test will last longer than the Forever Endeavor, so while it takes the test I continue assaulting it, continuing with the CM10. I solve it and scramble it 50,000,000 times in one second, firing every Planck time, putting a large number (but small in googology) holes in the Origin Wither. Next, I pull out my first proper weapon, the M134 Acidsprayer and spray fluoroantimonic acid in a "ͼ" pattern at the Origin Wither! Finally, I pull out the BILLY BAZOOKA and the Remingchopper. Firing them both at the Origin Wither, the shots merge to create the FUSION OF PITCHMANRY, fusing Vince Offer and Billy Mays' pitching styles! It is highly unstable and drills straight through it while screaming, "HI, BILLY Offer HERE for my new product the ShamPOW! IT HAS THE POWER TO ELIMINATE-" before exploding right at the Origin Wither's gravitational center!
Continuing on, I pull out the Snapper and the Sharpener. Firing SCP-409 shots, I completely destroy the Taken Origin Wither's ability to complete the test I gave it by infecting it with SCP-409. Before it is fully infected, I fire the Billy Textscrambler at an uninfected patch of Origin Wither skin, then stick the Bioterrorism USB into its skin and leave it there. While the Bioterrorism USB is still stuck in the Origin Wither's skin, I pull out the Nuclear Powersaw and cut up the Origin Wither, then roll the Fluorite Decad at the Origin Wither. After that is over, I pull out the Windowed Sword and stab the Origin Wither, then pull it out, pulling out the Bioterrorism USB with it! I then chug a Potion of Panacea II. Then, I fire the Remington 420, delivering a repeated trololo to the Origin Wither! While it is being trololo'd, I spray the Synthetic Sprayer's ununoctium bullets in a large helical shape drawn with a small helical shape, then fire the Plumsgun straight down it with a rapid "Plaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplamz!" Finally, I send six shots from the F/S-RPG around the Plumsgun's plam shot that reaches the Origin Wither just after the Plumsgun's shot and after the ununoctium bullets all hit, blowing the plam shot straight into the Origin Wither! I then fire the Deleter and the Chlorine Combuster at it, "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" taking effect slower than usual but still allowing the Deleter to deal damage!
Penultimately, I originwand up Fish number 4 of Tsar Bombas inside the Taken Origin Wither that telefrag the Origin Wither and each other, causing them to explode simultaneously! Finally, I use XK-CLASS, or, if there are not enough Sacred Items, CONTAINMENT BREACH LV. 10 - REDACTED on the Taken Origin Wither!
> Author's Note
This all-in is longer than my previous all-in. The order was generated with random.org's list randomizer function.
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43/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Burning some more vord with lasers.
> K4yne: Training my marksmanship with a bow on some Voord.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I simply punch the stronghold. 'Nuff said.
Alchemies:
Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = Battlebow (4/6)
"TRIFORCE" = Razoryo (Level 5: 4/6)
"GODMODER" = Ragnarök (Level 10: 4/11)
Charges:
None
Inventory:
Here
Lil' Cal Curses the Stronghold!
Due to the realm of alternate timelines having Die's voodoo doll in your possession has opened up, some of your visions could be from alternate timelines...
RING OF ORBS SEERFOLD: A golden ring with a glowing orb on the top. It functions identically to the Turnspec Ringwear, and also allows you to use a miniaturized version of Red Miles.
The entire attack deals a cursed 22,500 damage to the Stronghold!
CTA-8: A sniper rifle with a built-in cube puzzle and mechanical calculator. The calculator can be used to determine how much ammo can be used when firing, and the cube can be used to determine the effectiveness of its shots: the closer the cube is to completion, the more effective it is.
The HHHH deals a cursed 22,500 damage to the Stronghold!
3,000 damage to the Croach!
The Creeper is unchanged! It seems turning the potion into a splash potion has nullified its harmful effects...
Awkward Potion OOO Concentrated Vis = Potion of Positivity (1/2)
Teraporter && Ender Explosives = Enderporter (Level 8: 1/9)
Some sort of withering force is blocking the Endermen's teleportation abilities!
8 Warriors killed!
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ annihilates SCP-682!
> PitTheAngel: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SKY QUIVER
Cursed 10,500 damage to the Stronghold!
iANTIMAK AUTOPISTOL: A miniature version of iAntimak Carbine.
Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay = Nanolight Missilelander (2/4)
Pair of Gloves && Carbon Nanogel && Magstone Wires = Nanomag Gloves (Level 2: 1/3)
Battery Fine > Fine = Battery Pack (Level 2: 1/3)
[Z] Other Universes
Despite the Trifecta being the main setting of all of these wars as a whole, there are some other universes that don't necessarily fit into it that are important to cover. Since, by the laws of the Narrative, Fourth-Wall-leaning, and entity summoning, any universe can interact with the war at any time, all of them can potentially be equally important. However, there are some stray universes that are more than just entity hotspots.
Universe “4” = This universe is a bit like Alternia from Universe 1, even though it isn’t a part of the Trifecta. This universe has a habitable planet hosted by elves, and they too played a session of the Game. Although, like the A2 session, they beat the Black King, they failed to claim the Ultimate Reward thanks to circumstances beyond their control.
They hid in their Veil, and Kalare Erelye, a player of the session, controls his Minecraft account, TheLordErelye, from there.
Universe “A3” = This isn’t really a universe, but it is a session of the Game adjacent to the A2 session. It also takes place on Alternia, and follows another set of trolls. The_Serpent, a player of the wars, was in this session as the Mage of Mind. She interacts with the wars from her ruined planet, the Land of Snakes and Darkness.
Tabletopia = A universe full of wood. Its inhabitants are made from wood itself, and worship all kinds of furniture, as well as their fabled artifact, the Black Monolith. They got into the war through some stray nukes. The resulting civil war led their fleet (headed by their King, Ikea) into GodCraft. Tabletopia’s scientists have mastered chronal displacement and have used it in portal-based technology. If you ask me, they’re in cahoots with Earth’s government.
Limbo = A dull grey plane of existence whose architecture is conjured up from its inhabitant's mindscapes. Most deceased souls find their way here at some point, and truly wicked ones are usually brought here for eternal punishment. The Council of Nine watches over it, and guards its prized artifacts. One of them, the Fez, is guarded in the Antichamber, an elaborate series of mind-bending puzzles.
I'd prefer not to talk too much about it. It messes with your mind, especially if you've watched it like I have. I'll talk about the Fez in later chapters, though.
TF2niverse = The universe of Team Fortress 2. It interacted with the Trifecta during the Witching Hours of 2013 and 2014. In the former, the Horseless Headless Horsemann had to be fought. In the latter, Merasmus, an evil wizard, created a Strongmann Machine that was supposed to unlock Bumper Car Hell. Also, Sentry Guns and Dispensers from its universe seem to be a common entity summon.
Freddyverse = The universe of Five Night's at Freddy's. It's had minor interaction with the Trifecta, and its animatronic inhabitants have more power than they let on. A lot more. Don't be fooled. I was, and I paid the price.
It seems the majority of the edits have been to Limbo, but some other things have gotten edited as well.
You overheal the Physics Cannon by +8,000 HP!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TESLA'S IMPROV - SUPERCELL
100 Keepers killed!
Cursed 7,500 damage to the Stronghold!
My mistake.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - CEASEFIRE
Cursed 30,000 damage to the Stronghold!
Cursed 12,000 damage to the Stronghold!
The attack and your use of the Hard-Light Gun deals a cursed 37,500 damage to the Stronghold!
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SILICON SNIPE - SCRAPYARD STRIFE
You wield the Silicon Steampunker and stare down the Stronghold! In addition, you wield Broken Diablo, since both of them contain Blaze Rods! The Blaze Rods in the weapons are superheated, and using their blazing power, you initiate a chain attack against the Stronghold, dealing a cursed 30,000 damage!
[CREATION] = INVALID CAPTCHALOGUE CODE
Awkward Potion OOO Pink Coral = Potion of Water Armor (1/2)
POTION OF POSITIVITY: A potion that, on use, increases its user's thaumic power.
Cursed 12,000 damage to the Stronghold!
10 Warriors killed!
Welcome! If you have any questions about the game, PM me.
Cursed 6,000 damage to the Stronghold!
You give PaperShuriken the Teal Octet!
Railteration Minidicegun && Appearificator && Duplicator && Cueball Targeting System = Railteration Infinidice Gun
RAILTERATION INFINIDICEGUN: A fluorite, superpowered, alchemy-stopping, space-changing, cueballed, expensive abomination.
The entire attack plus the Pale Valve deals a cursed 37,500 damage to the Stronghold!
That sword is purely hypothetical and cannot be used in alchemy!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
Pogohammer of Zillygui || Barbed Wire = Barbhammer of Zillycille
Iron Armor && Pogohammer of Zillygui = Pogoarmor of Zillywird
BARBHAMMER OF ZILLYCILLE: A hammer identical to the Pogohammer of Zillygui, now wrapped in prickly barbed wire.
POGOARMOR OF ZILLYWIRD: A set of armor with the color scheme of the Pogohammer of Zillygui. If you fall while wearing this armor, you'll boing right back up. Perfect for hands-free bouncing around!
> omglolsguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HAMMER TIME
Cursed 10,500 damage to the Stronghold!
5,000 damage to the Croach!
Cursed 15,000 damage to the Stronghold!
+2 HP!
RECHRONOLOGY: An immensely superpowered staff that is comprised of bronze and quartz. Instead of having an orb at its top, a bronze torus floats at its top. Upon activation, the torus will flip out and its shape will fluctuate wildly, causing the area around the user to shift its location in time. When it is fully charged, the torus will produce a quartz sphere and fire it at a target. Upon hit, everything in the entire universe will glitch out and instantly return to normal. That is, except the target, who will remain unchanged. Because of the massive glitch, the history of the entire universe will become re-written, and the only person who will remember what had happened previously is the target. This is a one-use weapon and is best used in exceedingly special circumstances.
Ψ-MECH MK. II: A modified version of the Ψ-Mech that now has thuleprism spikes all over its chassis.
Shadow Turretcomputer -c Telelocator Focus = Focused Turretcomputer (1/4)
The Octet is best used by flipping the whole set, but okay!
The coin lands Scratch, which is synonymous with landing Tails. Due to its meager power and the lack of a target, it does nothing.
9,000 damage to the Croach!
PaperShuriken gets a Potion of Remodeling!
150 Keepers killed!
YUXIN ACIDSPITTER: A high-energy pellet launcher with a built-in 4x4 cube. The closer the cube is to completion, the more powerful the weapon's attacks will be. It can also spray fluoroantimonic acid out of a special nozzle.
Cursed 12,000 damage to the Stronghold!
carcinoGeneticist reluctantly accepts.
100 Keepers killed!
Cursed 10,500 damage to the Stronghold!
16 Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs killed!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
Fire Charge && Living Fire Block = Lava Charge (Level 1: 2/2)
LAVA CHARGE: A modified Fire Charge made from pure lava. It can also be placed like a normal block.
Alright. Have fun on vacation!
Cursed 9,000 damage to the Stronghold!
POTION OF TAKEOVER: A sickly green potion that, on use, will cause its user to be controlled by the Vord.
Cursed 9,000 damage to the Stronghold!
+5 of all Sacred Items!
Splash Potion of Trauma O0O Potion of Positivity = Splash Potion of Augmentation (1/3)
+3 of all Sacred Items!
Does nothing!
10 Creepervord killed!
Cursed 9,000 damage to the Stronghold!
He kills 3 Mantises!
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 KEYBOARD - AMAZING ADVENTURES
Cursed 15,000 damage to the Stronghold!
Providence's Topper deals 15,000 damage to the Croach!
8 damage to Piono!
NANOLIGHT MISSILELANDER: An upgraded version of the Nanolight Cargolander with a built-in Missile Bay.
BATTERY PACK: A metal backpack that contains several batteries.
Physics Cannon Ubercharged!
Battery Pack > Fine = Battery Conduit (Level 3: 1/4)
Nanolight Missilelander -c Green Paint = The Greenlighter (1/4)
40 Keepers killed!
Cursed 12,000 damage to the Stronghold!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 FORGE STOKER - DROP IT
Cursed 15,000 damage to the Stronghold!
12 Warriors killed!
Cursed 4,500 damage to the Stronghold!
6,000 damage to the Croach!
POTION OF WATER ARMOR: A potion that gives its user armor when they enter the water.
Okay. Just remember the description I gave it earlier and you're good.
Alright.
+3,000 HP to the Liquid Armor!
Cursed 7,500 damage to the Stronghold!
The Vord aren't capable of being mind-controlled!
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => WAR RAMPAGE
You arm yourself with your most powerful weapons and run towards the Stronghold! Crying for war, some Skeletons pop out of the ground and take your message to heart, firing their own arrows at the Stronghold! All of you deal a cursed 10,500 damage!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
SHUFFLED OCTET: A set of eight D8s, four of which are red and four of which are black. They have the powers of playing cards.
Stronghold destroyed!
GENDERSTRIKER: An airstrike beacon that, when planted, calls in a gender airstrike! Blasts from Gender Benders are fired all around the area, flip-flopping the gender of anyone caught in the attack!
6,000 damage to the Croach! 60 Keepers killed!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CHAIRSTORM - CHAIRNADO
10,000 damage to the Croach!
Helix Fossil && The Proxy = The Helixer (Level 7: 1/8)
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ATOMIC BLITZ - BLITZKRIEG
20 Warriors killed!
You suddenly feel your ship stop and change its movements, as if it is heading straight up.
It's not.
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - TERRAFORM
+10 HP!
Long Sword && Velociraptor Tooth = Raptorblade (Level 3: 1/4)
10 Warriors killed!
The mountains the Stronghold was trapped in crumble as the Stronghold itself is destroyed, its rooms falling apart as it turns into ruins! Large amounts of Vord inside the Stronghold are killed, and the Queenvord/Hive-Queen spawners it contained are destroyed, allowing both of those Vord types to be attacked! The Vord's ruination lasts for a solid minute until the dust settles...
You find that the only room left standing is the portal room, and even then, the portal itself has been shut down! Only the frame remains. The flow of Vord has stopped, and the Vord on the server now are the only ones you have to worry about! Of course, this leads to the logical conclusion that the Vord were heading through the End Portal, and you'll have to enter it in order to fully stomp out the Vord... Before you can contemplate this long enough, you see a shadow rise...
Volleys of fireballs appear and explode the landscape, knocking you all backwards! You see that the Origin Wither from Act 3 has been possessed by the Vord and has turned into the Taken Origin Wither! Trailing behind it is the Swarm Queen that controls this legion of the Vord! They both guard the End Portal... If you can take them out, and the Croach, the Overworld will be free of Vord!
The Croach summons 200 of every Vord type except the Keepers, Behemoths, and Bulks! It summons 1,000 Keepers, and 50 Behemoths and Bulks! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Vord kills all Engietech Minions, Audie, and 3 Republic Battleships, deals 50,000 damage to the Robobunny and Rodney, and deals 15 damage to Maniac (killing him!), gutza (killing him!), omglolsguy, NinjaV (killing him!), Irecreeper (killing him!), Talist (killing him!), and engie (killing him!)!
The Preston Cole begins charging an obscenely large laser gun at Piono, while dealing 94,500 damage to the Croach! Its smaller ships all deal 36,000 damage to the Croach! Engietech kills 500 Keepers! The Republic Battleships kill the Taken Stunfisk and 20 Taken Doom Drones!
GreatGeneral371 deals 6,000 damage to the Croach, and then sees the army of eleven trolls rushing towards the Croach! Panicking, he digs a hole in the ground and decides to wait it out! The Trolls rush towards the Croach, readying their most powerful special attacks!
apocalypseArisen uses Arisen Anew, the rusted symbol of Aries flickering around her like a hologram! She holds out her hands, crackling with time energy, and fires a chain of energy at the Croach! The entire Croach is enveloped in a maroon aura, and time speeds up around it, exponentially fast, with years going by in seconds! Soon, the Croach has aged enough that it is a withered husk and is unusable! The excess time energy swirls into AA, who supercharges one of her whips and lashes out against the Croach! She deals 30,000 damage and ascends.
adiosToreador uses Final Evolution, the bronze symbol of Taurus flickering around him like a hologram! He puts his hands to his head and unleashes a psychic communing wave that spreads throughout the entire server! Soon, every single mob in the Overworld comes to his aid, forming a massive army! AT then pulls out his trusted Horsaroni and rides him into battle! The entire armada deals 30,000 damage to the Croach, and AT ascends.
twinArmageddons uses Twin's Wrath, the golden symbol of Gemini flickering around him like a hologram! He puts his hands to his glasses and takes them off, revealing crackling spheres of pulsating psiionic energy! He turns his head to the Croach and creates a giant laser beam from his eyes that alternates between red and blue colors! It punches a hole straight through the Croach, and the violent mental power short-circuits some of the Keepers' mental connections with the Croach! TA deals 15,000 damage to the Croach, kills 150 Keepers, and ascends.
carcinoGeneticist uses Final Sermon, the red-hot symbol of Cancer flickering around him like a hologram! He takes out his Trusty Scythes and lets his all-encompassing heart-consuming soul-blackening rage fill him! Or perhaps it is the rage of his Ancestor... Before anyone can find out, he flashsteps to the Croach and begins a righteous aggression, carving into the Croach! It quickly becomes apparent that the pattern he tore is an expletive, which deals 30,000 damage to the Croach as CG ascends.
arsenicCatnip uses Tacklepounce, the olive symbol of Leo flickering around her like a hologram! She runs up the Croach and jumps straight over it, landing in the middle of the Vord! She then takes out a Shipping Wall and begins shipping the majority of the Vord there, who are weirded out by the concept of love and relationships! The Vord all flee and scatter, leaving AC a prime opportunity to attack the Croach! She tacklepounces onto it and cuts the entire thing with her razor-sharp claws! She deals 30,000 damage and ascends.
grimAuxiliatrix uses Bisection, the emerald symbol of Virgo flickering around her like a hologram! She takes out her lipstick and uses her vampire fastness to run into the middle of the Keepers! Marking the middle of their bodies with the lipstick, she runs circles around them, disorienting them! She then uses her chainsaw to slice through the markings she made, taking out an obscene amount of Keepers! Their bodies fly everywhere as 300 die and GA ascends.
gallowsCalibrator uses Tipping Scales, the teal symbol of Libra flickering around her like a hologram! Reaching to her inventory, she takes out her trusted coin: the one she uses to settle all debates with the precision of an executioner's blade. She flips the coin, watching it tumble through the air, but never stopping to wonder what the coin will land on, because she already knows: it is a constant throughout all timelines. She readies her blades and charges at the Croach, wreaking havoc on its surface and finishing with a final spin attack as the coin lands. GC deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and goes. The coin did land scratch, after all.
arachnidsGrip uses Ancestral Awakening, the cobalt symbol of Scorpio flickering around her like a hologram! The Fluorite Octet materializes between her fingers, and she casts them to the air! Hoping for a repeat of luck, like what happened in the previous battle, AG uses her Light powers to the fullest, fixing the outcome in her favor! A beam of light shines down on her as the dice roll perfect 8s once more. Unlocking the powers of Ancestral Awakening, she slices through Keepers and the Croach, everything feeling the power of her blade. She kills 150 Keepers and deals 15,000 damage to the Croach, and ascends once and for all.
centaursTesticle uses Execution, the indigo symbol of Sagittarius flickering around him like a hologram! Out from hammerspace, he pulls out the biggest crossbow ever known to man! He pulls back on the bow and breaks it! Muttering under his breath, he takes out another bow and attempts to fire it, but this breaks as well! After wasting around nine bows, he settles for a good old beatdown and pummels the Croach with his STRONG fists! He deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and ascends.
caligulasAquarium uses Last Empire, the magenta symbol of Aquarius flickering around him like a hologram! Taking out the Empiricist's Wand, he notices that Generic has a copy of the wand and forcefully snatches it from his inventory! Now with two of his most powerful weapon, he charges at the Croach and unleashes the power of the white sciences on it, creating a storm of white lightning that crackles throughout the Croach! CA deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and ascends.
cuttlefishCuller uses Vast Glub, the fuchsia symbol of Pisces flickering around her like a hologram! She does nothing and only steps back one block. Suddenly, the ground in front of her is torn open, and a large number of horrorterrors burst through the hole! Everyone looks in shock as the horrorterrors assault the Croach and drive back the Keepers, creating blasts of pure energy that tear into the croach! CC deals 30,000 damage to the Croach and ascends.
All AGs deal 26,000 damage to the Croach! The UNSC Repair Droid heals the Preston Cole's Liquid Armor by +5,000 HP!
The Robobunny and Fried Calamari deal 20,000 damage to the Croach! The Godmodder deals another 100,000 damage to it.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the new Vord types!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Kill Piono!
> All: Kill the Taken Origin Wither!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 4,007,250/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
ROUND 2: THE FAR LANDS
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Talist: [AG] HP: 0/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 10/25.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 15/25.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 10/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 14/25.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 15/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 5/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 14/20.
Taken Origin Wither: [H] HP: 900,000/900,000.
Swarm-Queen: [H] HP: 200,000/200,000. Can only be targeted once Taken Origin Wither is destroyed.
Piono: [H] HP: 4/20.
Queenvord: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x30.) Spawn Warriors, Keepers, and Knights.
Hive-Queens: [H] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x3.)
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x2,021.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x4,198.) Many are summoned each turn.
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x2,446.) More are summoned each turn. Stunned.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x1,906.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Behemoths: [H] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x940.) Some are summoned each turn.
Vord Bulks: [H] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x786.) Some are summoned each turn.
Creepervords: [H] HP: 500/500. (x2,086.) More are summoned each turn.
Endervords: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x1,982.) More are summoned each turn.
Croach: [H] HP: 140,600/1,000,000. Constantly being regenerated by Keepers.
Taken Doom Drones: [H] HP: 500/500. (x166.)
Taken Engietech Pyromaniacs: [H] HP: 750/750. (x424.) Burn targets.
Taken Engietech Soldiers: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.)
Taken Engietech Technicians: [H] HP: 100/100. (x1,000.)
Taken Engietech Minions: [H] HP: 500/500. (x400.) Infect targets.
Taken Engietech Elite, Audie: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Taken Basilisk Lusii: [H] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x8.)
Taken Republic Battleships: [H] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x3.)
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 29,562/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. UNSC Pelicans: 5,000/5,000. (x11.)
UNSC Destroyer: [N] HP: 75,000/100,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. MAC Blast: III
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,050.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Technicians: [N] HP: 100/100. (x250.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x325.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Engietech Minions: [N] HP: 500/500. (x400.) More are summoned each turn. Infect targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. More are summoned each turn. (x195.)
Republic Battleships: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. (x2.) Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x1,350.)
GreatGeneral731: [PL] HP: 20,000/20,000. Respawns: IIIII Tempered Rage: IIII
Goose: [AG] HP: 59,000/80,000. Honk: IIII Eggs: 1/1. (x4.) Killing Eggs spawn Goslings. Gosling: 10,000/10,000. (x1.)
Rodney: [AG] HP: 100,000/150,000.
Physics Cannon: [AG] HP: 128,000/120,000. Uses physics inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
UNSC Repair Droid: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Robobunny: [PG] HP: 50,000/150,000. Killer Instinct: III
Flying Calamari: [PG] HP: 50,000/100,000. Natural Habitat: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 61.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
11 Hog Slop
11 Elf Tears
11 Pie Filling
11 Weasel Snot
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Unknown Entity: 11/40
I flashstep piono (the entity) and stab him with my Blade of the Cosmic Whole. I then use the Blade to cast Meteor on the Croach
I'll be making my great escape now!
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Splash Potion of Augmentation 2/3
+1 to Amp x2.
I ask Rodney to continue his assault upon the Vord in general.
If I am somehow dead, I respawn.
Kalare:
Banding together would be a wise idea, if it did not provide him with an easier target. If you still want to try it, I suppose we can.
I grip the Hazel Wand, muttering some statement about my present self getting himself killed in an attempt to stop my death from occurring. That seems completely out of character. If I died to that attack, it would not be heroic, as I would have essentially been defenseless, and it would not be just, for obvious reasons. In a sudden turn of events, I attempt to transmute Piono's body into candle wax momentarily. The heat of the initial transformation slightly melts him, assuming it is not deflected in some absurd fashion. How do you block a transmutation? It does not have a corporeal form, nor does it emit a projectile whatsoever. The mundane people in the world do not deflect or block such a thing, but we are dealing with an Alpha-Tier godmodder. I proceed to manipulate something rather obscure. At the very least, I would say Piono has minimal control over it. The energy inherent of redstone, otherwise referred to as Redstone Flux by the learned, despite the fact that it has absolutely nothing to do with arcane instability whatsoever. Red energy races across Piono. I will not bother interacting with any choice medium to perform this attack. Merely utilizing the target as a surface will be adequate, as well as mildly amusing, assuming it actually works. The occasional particle akin to one emanated from an active length of redstone dust sparks off of the red energy. However, this energy is intangible. The red energy begins to gain the abilities expected of technical overcharged electrical currents, despite the fact that it is not electricity. The abilities to shock Piono, explode in his face, annihilate large portions of his body randomly, et cetera. The first, last, and second effects occur, respectively. The pseudo-redstone vaporizes itself, transforming into a red gas which forces itself down the throat of Piono, hopefully asphyxiating him. Afterwards, I decide that the whole teamwork thing would be beneficial. I attempt to boost the next attack against Piono that is not mine, possibly increasing the probability of it to strike him. At the very least, it will be a sign of less moral ambiguity, and more of a completely out of character desire to help others. I'm not exactly the kind of person to enjoy teamwork. I would rather not have to resort to it, as I have a secret weapon that will hopefully kill Piono. I've certainly put more effort into it than it takes to use Sunrise. Hah. Three hours and a large amount of turns charging is more, I would say. But, what do I know? I am a conceited fool. Hah.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Kid Radd: Should be 20/45
Raddhand: COMPLETE!
Pit, searching his Hyperspace Inventory, reobtains the Gambler Ring from the earlier days of the war.
"Heh, haven't seen this for a long while. Let's see what this does again.
Pit uses the Gambler Ring to attack the Taken Origin Wither!
Also,
Gambler Ring ~~~ Loom = D6 Amulet
Gambler Ring && Jetstream Orbitats = ??? (1/?)
>>A complete list of critical systems is now available, as well as targets and improbability failure levels, calculated for a mass blanket over the entire scheme as required, in addition to maintenance.
>>Order-of-application sequences also attached.
==Elsewhere==
>>Off to Earth with it.
==Earthish==
}}Clockwork Lemon now active. Deploying blanket. Strong illusion is a further success.
((Blanket is the term for the ground-state improbability field preventing Binary, and the crew, but not the two prisoners, from noticing that anything has happened, in addition to the illusion (which also is not covering the prisoners, but, as far as Binary knows, or his crews know, nothing changed). And it applies to the earlier actions I took as well.))
}}Applying miraculously-not-ever-ceasing-functions-ever-field.
((Yes, more improbability, which was a part of the calculations. This covers all improbability devices.))
}}Applying containment-critical systems breakdowns.
}}anti-teleport down, bedrock genesis down, alarms down, guards-noticing-escapees down, in general all systems are malfunctioning successfully.
}}Protocols are go.
}}Attempting teleport.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 6/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Let's just go absolutely crazy. Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 1/9 (lol)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Splash Potion of Augmentation 3/3!
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Splash Potion of Augmentation. It sounds considerably more pleasant than a Splash Potion of Trauma. I also alchemize Eye's Pyramidion && Voidviewer && Concentrated Time Essence 1/???. Being able to see whatever I want, whenever I want is a great benefit.
I flashstep around randomly, looking for some form of minor breach in Piono's metaphorical armor. Not his literal armor. That's already been sorted out. I mean the nigh-imperceivable shield of various elements coating his very essence. Actually, I don't need to look for that. A far more effective approach would require less external effort. Technically speaking, it is still external, but I digress. It is the closest to internal I'll get without having to attempt to bypass around four or so alchemies which are designed to essentially negate all of my abilities whatsoever, a process which is apparently impossible, until we kill Piono. Annihilate him with the main cannons of the Preston Cole, disembowel him via teleportation and the Hazel Wand, use Sunrise on him, drill into his face until his brain is irreparably damaged, et cetera. Every possibility regarding the methods used to slay other sentient beings. Anyways, I pull out the Quasar's Nightcrawler, and object quite suited to this task. Suddenly, Piono feels a brief numbness on the left side of his body. I wait for several milliseconds. Piono has an Erelye-induced stroke. Hah. Blocking the flow of blood to the brain is ridiculously simple. If this works, it will provide a minor opening for another player to assault Piono. Then again, there are some rather unintelligent mages incapable of ceasing neural blood flow. Pitiful. Regardless of whether or not my giving Piono a stroke actually worked, I teleport away, and regroup with past me, muttering a series of instructions and explanations to him regarding some sort of ultimate weapon derived from the essence of the truly evil. He should know what to do when the time comes, if it does at all, at this point. I am beginning to feel as if it will not be enough. It doesn't matter. Either I die horribly, or I utilize the thing to cause extreme anguish and/or suffering in Piono specifically. An explosion appears out of nowhere, directly within Piono. My bodily machinations concerning Piono are too subtle, aren't they. That was a rhetorical question. Please don't answer that.
Long Sword && Velociraptor Tooth 2/4 (Raptorblade)
4/15 Missile Spam
4/10 Concentrated Anger
What?
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (1/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone
who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (5/11)
Fluorite Octet || 1x1 Rubik's cube (plastic cube with Rubik's cube stickers on it) = Fluorite Sextet (7/7)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Apparently Life's Wands run on a modified version of HashLife
I begin to wave the Unicoder around rapidly, inputting the following characters:
ϢЖ옶虖횖地킥㚆囦眶蛷刃瞃爆횖ɢ戅㘖휆왗㈆ ̓分䚖晦圦囧䈆⚖阶ᛂݦ霧圶圲ɢ戄펒٦옖홗䚇⛷癗∃툄퍲զ
霧圷䚇⛷癗∂茒킥㚆囦眶蛷刃ጇ茓ȇ쟂ʄ圷㙖分ї⛬夒ԧ嘦隲ɢ戄坦圧鈅❖⚖뉷㈄㝖♒ ݇霆切䝶霷䞒܇垧ꛆ分
坦圢܇⛶䝖㙖䈆ط♖ᝆ噂ɢ戄圷㙖圲۶戆坦圧零ݶ蛲ط圧♖잒چ䜲 ؒյ∆曷∇㛶읦雦爃➃⋓瞃犒ϒԶᘷ☒Ѷ囶홗
䜦阒ʃ勳ጒ郐ꑦ읖靆刄䙗䈇쟂 ̗茒ԧ嘦隲眲ط嘦刂蜆옗㝆防ط嘦切皗䚂ԧ嘦隲眲ط嘦切㝆阶뙗✲۶靂鈃툄曇
囷⚗䙒Զ垇䙗䈂荲郐ꔆ零Ԇᛦᘶ嘒ضꈃバꔆ零Ԇᛦᘶ嘒Ҕ鈆㛷囧䎢 ̰킠킣ᘷ䚖ꈅ皆 ܲ숇眦爇
瘖バ꒒ئ噶離 ݆瘗晒 ݆虒Ֆ㛶䙗∆ᜦܦᜆ陆잒숆雧ݗ䝆雦爇䚆分曶웆雦爆㚆ᜦᘷ䙗✳ꃐꃐꕶ蛶㋂ ݆蛷㙒 ؗ
♒ӆ陦剷㈅瘖㈆ᛦ䈄鈆ꝗ㝂܆옖㙖䈃䍒ۖ坆蝗㙖옖蜲숃⌒ا♖噆圧㋂ ̓㈆혗虗㋂ ̓分뛦陶蝇㚆震㋂ ̣ȇ☖뙗㈆ᛦ䈃ጲٷ囧㈆雧
㚖䙒 ݆虒 ܷ䜦皆䋢Ն虒 ܷ䜦皆䈇ܦ ݆잒 ٗ蜆웶䙗㈆䝖切䛲 ݆虒ܦᜆ陂ٷ⛷睆舆 ݆虒܆ᝇ䙗⛧㈄鈆ꝗ㝂܆옖㙖䋠
Whoops, those were Life's Wands. I just inserted 30 maxes, 20 spacefiller 2s and 40 breeders inside the Taken Origin Wither. The Taken Origin Wither promptly explodes from the exponential growth.
Long Sword && Velociraptor Tooth 3/4 (Raptorblade)
5/15 Missile Spam
5/10 Concentrated Anger
What?
The Far Lands, right now:
Twenty-post charged attack I had yet to officially finish 20/20!
A huge amalgam of machinery falls out of the sky into the center of the Vord, crushing several, the top half of which then unfolds into a massive microwave-receiver array, which swivels slightly until it is aligned to a matching tightbeam transmission core on the Anachron, which in turn runs through a four hundred millisecond startup routine, then goes into full operation, sending a forty-petawatt beam of microwave energy through the vacuum between Luna and Minecraftia, burning a column through the atmosphere a hundred meters across into fusing plasma without notably losing efficiency, and opening a steady line of transmission, which in turn begins charging the ultra-heavy capacitors around the important object in the base of the object.
Every living thing in a five hundred meter radius of the machine instantly flash-fries into ash and steam.
Within twenty seconds of the link forming, the huge, incandescent beam of power has raised intensity to transmit more energy than twenty-first century Earth used in a year every second.
Within a minute of steadily-more-intense transmission, more power has been transmitted than the sum of solar energy absorbed by the Earth in fifty years.
Two minutes later, a small, green light comes on at the base of the object, now surrounded by a massive array of heat radiator fins burning the air into fusion flame, indicating that the machine is ready to function.
The entire complex is glowing white hot by this point, and despite the capacitors' readiness, more power is still being sent, filling them to capacity and, apparently despite physics, beyond.
A second tiny green light comes on, indicating that the enormous nightmare of incandescent metal and burning air is now running its initialization routines.
Halfway between Minecraftia and the Moon, an unfamiliar planet, obviously inhabited by advanced life and in severe environmental straights, crackles into being as a result of a second, larger such machine's operation, providing a target for the first machine, which suddenly teleports every last Vord within forty AU into the mathematical bounds of a one hundred meter cube placed just above the surface of the new world. The various relative velocities of the suddenly compacted Vord therein causes a sizeable explosion, showering Vord over the surface below.
>RPLS-SH FULLY ARMED {10/10 CP Arrays}
>RUN FIREPROTOCALL
>RUNNING FIREPROTOCALL
>FIRE INFUSED SHELL Y/N?
>N
>FIRING STANDARD SHELL ON TARGET?
>TARGET DATA: 67301 7451582 15092
>TARGET ACQUIRED
>FIRING IN
>3...
>2...
>1...
>ROUND EN ROUTE
>...
>...
>..
>IMPACT CONFIRMED
>BEGINNING RELOAD...
The new planet bulges out around the massive wound of a relativistic hit, crumbling, then shatters utterly, her deathblow accepted, spraying outwards in a silent detonation of orange light and, in a few places, surviving shards of the surface, living for a few final moments of fiery despair as the air boils away around them and vengeful infinity rushes in.
The Vord were hit dead-on and carried through the dying planet, several tens of thousands of kilometers of hostile space, and the Minecraftian Atmosphere, to be hammered between the gods' mallet of a relativistic slug and the immovable anvil of a bedrock-shelled world, experiencing enough raw kinetic energy to burn out a major god.
Then, just to add insult to injury, the hugely overloaded Teleportation Engine detonates in a teraton-range fireball, blasting away everything the shell's impact did not.
"...Was that necessary?"
"Completely and utterly essential. :B"
{I realize this sounds overpowered as hell, but this is in part to poke at the strangeness of a balanced, purely numerical damage model. This, more or less, is what happens every time I use this weapon, minus a little teleportation sickness and a planet in the way. Nothing, and I do mean nothing, physical should live through that. At least within a reasonable size range. In other, more general words, if you listen to normal physics, most everything I, and, really, most of the others, do should be OP-scaled, so unless it's obviously a finisher, don't bother with the thing and just make it do as much damage as you want it to, unless you want it to do more damage than makes sense.}
All the normal chargy, +1-y stuff!
Somewhere aboard the Anachron, separate from the attack and of no relevance to DTG2:
There is a moment of gray uncertainty, and for a few seconds it looks as though the timeline has been severed, then several thousand people of various species crackle into being, mostly unconscious and injured, though a few remain awake long enough to see medical personnel entering the room, yelling something about a "Crazy computer", and "Why nuke em' all, then burn half our mono-C to yank a few forward in time?".
...That took a while.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I then on something insanely amazing.
Barbwired Zillygui*for short* && Armor of Zilly=
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (2/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (6/11)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (1/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: The All-In II: Random.org Edition
Epic music plays in the background as I ready for an all-in with all of my non-octet alchemies!
I start the attack, creating a pistol by entering the Unicode character U+1F52B 🔫 PISTOL with the Unicoder that begins to fire itself at the Taken Origin Wither. I then delete it and write up 𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂, then zap the Unicoder at the Taken Origin Wither. I then pull out the M134 Arcticbomber and the Dinner Blaster and fire both of them rapidly, firing ARCTICBOMBING OBESITY-CAUSING BURGERS! They hit the Taken Origin Wither. The effects of "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" take effect as the Origin Wither transforms into a code-based Origin Wither against its will! The Arcticbombing Obesity-Causing Burgers hit the Taken Origin Wither and it immediately becomes morbidly obese while its system is wiped! It then transforms back into an obese but non-code-based Origin Wither. Next up is Die Waffe, which I fire while making fun of it in German and referencing Der Untergang, likening the obese Origin Wither to Göring, who appears fat in the movie. I then switch to the Yuxin Acidspitter and the Planetcrafter's Spedecube, doing a 4x4-5x5 relay. I solve the Acidspitter while it fires High Energy Pellets and fluoroantimonic acid onto the Origin Wither, then move on to Planetcrafter's Speedcube. I solve it once and throw it at the Origin Wither, then speed up time for the planet only. This causes part of the Origin Wither to be submerged in lava. I then switch to Life's Wands and create a Spartan universal computer-constructor that orchestrates an incomplete glider-destruction of the Origin Wither.
Next, I pull out Notch's Smiter and Toxicide, my first two primary weapons. I fire both at the Origin Wither rapidly, using rapidfire bow skills and rapidfire M134 skills to pump the Origin Wither full of polonium-294, smitings and Lassa fever. Following that, I move on to Celestial Might and its predecessor the Constellate Pointer. I fire Celestial Might at the Origin Wither, where it pulses through the entirety of it and detonates from the inside. I then fire the Constellate Pointer normally at the Origin Wither, shooting its brains out! I then pull out the CTA-8 and fire it, solving the cube, firing and calculating simultaneously (including turning the crank), allowing me to fire rapidly. I then pull out the M134 Heatfreezer and turn the Taken Origin Wither into the Taken Origin Wither With All Water Molecules Inside Its Body Transformed To SCP-009 Molecules, or just Taken Origin Wither for short. I then move on to Disaster's Speedcube, which solves itself as soon as I pick it up. It begins to rain Bad EAS Music Nukes onto the Taken Origin Wither, forcing it to listen to EAS Tones and bad music while it gets blown up by nukes. At the same time, I pull out Chemocide, which was my only weapon for a while, and order a brigade of chlorine trifluoride to march through the air and hit the Origin Wither's face. In other words, I spray chlorine trifluoride into the Origin Wither's face. I then infect the Origin Wither with uber-hyper-deadly ebola. I then switch to the Kill Screen and allow the effects of "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" to take effect again. This allows me to fire malware nonstop at the Origin Wither and actually have it have an effect. I then fire malware nonstop at the Origin Wither.
Finally, I switch to Element's Maker. I enter in "21 75 74 39 8 92" into the keypad, firing with each space, spelling out "ScReW YOU". Next, I switch to the Screenfreezer and "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" takes effect as I fire CIH bullets at the Origin Wither. I then switch to Chemostriker and slice up the Origin Wither into tiny little cubes, which I partially dissolve with fluoroantimonic acid, then reassemble into a full Origin Wither. I then join them together by applying Origin Wither-dissolving glue to an e-machine printout and pasting it onto the Origin Wither. Next, I force it to take the ultimate test. The test is produced by my Testwriter and has BIG FOOT parts, each with Fish number 7 questions, each with Σ(1000) subparts, each of which is incredibly deadly. Obviously, this test will last longer than the Forever Endeavor, so while it takes the test I continue assaulting it, continuing with the CM10. I solve it and scramble it 50,000,000 times in one second, firing every Planck time, putting a large number (but small in googology) holes in the Origin Wither. Next, I pull out my first proper weapon, the M134 Acidsprayer and spray fluoroantimonic acid in a "ͼ" pattern at the Origin Wither! Finally, I pull out the BILLY BAZOOKA and the Remingchopper. Firing them both at the Origin Wither, the shots merge to create the FUSION OF PITCHMANRY, fusing Vince Offer and Billy Mays' pitching styles! It is highly unstable and drills straight through it while screaming, "HI, BILLY Offer HERE for my new product the ShamPOW! IT HAS THE POWER TO ELIMINATE-" before exploding right at the Origin Wither's gravitational center!
Continuing on, I pull out the Snapper and the Sharpener. Firing SCP-409 shots, I completely destroy the Taken Origin Wither's ability to complete the test I gave it by infecting it with SCP-409. Before it is fully infected, I fire the Billy Textscrambler at an uninfected patch of Origin Wither skin, then stick the Bioterrorism USB into its skin and leave it there. While the Bioterrorism USB is still stuck in the Origin Wither's skin, I pull out the Nuclear Powersaw and cut up the Origin Wither, then roll the Fluorite Decad at the Origin Wither. After that is over, I pull out the Windowed Sword and stab the Origin Wither, then pull it out, pulling out the Bioterrorism USB with it! I then chug a Potion of Panacea II. Then, I fire the Remington 420, delivering a repeated trololo to the Origin Wither! While it is being trololo'd, I spray the Synthetic Sprayer's ununoctium bullets in a large helical shape drawn with a small helical shape, then fire the Plumsgun straight down it with a rapid "Plaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplaplamz!" Finally, I send six shots from the F/S-RPG around the Plumsgun's plam shot that reaches the Origin Wither just after the Plumsgun's shot and after the ununoctium bullets all hit, blowing the plam shot straight into the Origin Wither! I then fire the Deleter and the Chlorine Combuster at it, "𝌡Թゔㄌꆏ랍ᱮ⦂" taking effect slower than usual but still allowing the Deleter to deal damage!
Penultimately, I originwand up Fish number 4 of Tsar Bombas inside the Taken Origin Wither that telefrag the Origin Wither and each other, causing them to explode simultaneously! Finally, I use XK-CLASS, or, if there are not enough Sacred Items, CONTAINMENT BREACH LV. 10 - REDACTED on the Taken Origin Wither!
> Author's Note
This all-in is longer than my previous all-in. The order was generated with random.org's list randomizer function.