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I hate it when I don't have an EotB result to analyse.

Godcraft: New turn, new blood.

Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X400)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X200)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X95)
Engietech Bladesmen: 3000/3000 (X40)

Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X1450)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X500)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X525)
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: 2000/2000 (X290)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X400)
Engietech Bladesmen: 3000/3000 (X40)
Engietech Elite, Audie: 50000/50000 (X1)
(Due to lack of EotB battle, I haven't factored in possible losses sustained without my knowledge)

My drone uses Combat Operandi: Nuked, targeting the Croach.
WAITING FOR AN UPDATE ON THE SITUATION INVOLVING THE PIONO FIGHT...


-Far Lands-
"That's good, I guess. Nice to have some things to do with free time."
Telekinesis holding the box of chocolates, my drone stretches, wings fluttering slightly.
"Never really had many hobbies myself. Tried taking up gardening once, but couldn't quite get it to work. A pity, really. Could've used a garden just in case I had visitors."


-Space, Real World-
The drone there looks up, seemingly bored, and waiting for the trip to end. Suddenly, it concentrates, then starts counting downwards.
"Five... four... three... two... one..."
Perfectly on cue with the change in direction that follows, I land on the wall of the cell, and continue waiting.
"...Come on, I'm getting bored of the lack of things to kill..."

Piledrive the Taken Origin Wither.

Long Sword && Velociraptor Tooth 4/4 (RaptorBlade) Complete!

I make mincemeat out of the TOW with rapid slashes of the Raptorblade.

Pinwheel ll Raptorblade (?)
Gloves && Campfire (?)

6/15 Missile Spam
6/10 Concentrared Anger

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
2/10x3 Magics

Battlefield: Fseftr returns as my main character, drink a potion of nectar
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Origin Wither
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x15, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $40

Weather Machine AND Observation Satellite AND Stat-O-Vision Machine OR Tablet Computer 7/7
Red Barrels OR Blue Paint AND Broken Time Machine 7/7
I dupe a potion of vis

+2 to Wilson

-Far Lands-

Hey, Blue! They look like they have this, and I'd rather not die, so let's get out of... Oh, it's him.
...I'll be right with you, just give me a moment.

Red vanishes in a bit of a huff.

Well, I don't want to get too involved in this whole trials thing.
Not too sure where I go from here, honestly. Probably can't go home for at least a couple years.
We'll probably just fly around Godcraft until something else of the calibre happens again.
Perhaps I will see you again then. or perhaps not. Either way, goodbye.

Blue vanishes.

(I'm going to start Italicizing translated speech and FseftrAI processing)

I roll the Shuffled Octet at the Vord, then time shenanigan up Fluorite Octet && Elemental Pearl, Fluorite Octet && Complete Glyphic Lexicon, and Fluorite Octet && Golden Err (that glitchy thing, which I inspect, by the way.)

The timeloop mes proceed to shoot Piono with all four Lancer modes, at literally point-blank range. Time shenanigans!

As Piono is engaged in dodging those, it may perhaps leave an opportunity for someone to shoot at him from around the explosions surrounding the clones.

Nevermind, I died.
I respawn.

I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: WAR RAMPAGE LV. 2 on the Croach!

Rayman appears and Super Punches the Origin Wither.

I through a stick at the godmodder

I decide to unleash the mighty MSPANADO, despite its inelegant name. I switch the symbol displayed to the SBURB spirograph, and it gains the powers of Caledscratch and the Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete. I then cut a wing off of the Taken Origin Wither.
Gear Ring && Trifecta Poster && Turnspec Ringwear 7/11 (Trifected Ringwear)
Let's just go absolutely crazy. Combatdice of Zillywen && Dicestaction Octagonapus && Doctor's Crystals && High Roller && Husstet && Democracy's Octet && Octet Breakers && Lil' Cal's Dice && Windy Octet && Solar Octet && Heated Octet && Spatial Octet && Pale Octet && 0ctet && ///// // / [email protected] && Blue Generic Octet 2/9 (lol)

Hazel Wand: IIIII

Eye's Pyramidion && Voidviewer && Concentrated Time Essence 2/???

+1 to Amp x2.

I clone a Splash Potion of Augmentation.

I alchemize Amulet of Vis Storage && Anti-Probability Ward && Nightmare Fuel 1/???. An anti-probability ward deals with attacks based on probability, such as those of the Octets. I have a feeling I will need this.

I decide it is the definitely the time to end this. Netpatham has given me a chance, which I shall take. However, before doing anything, I strengthen my wards to a level capable of withstanding around five septillionths of a septillionth of the energy of the Green Sun. That is essentially the power capacity of five level ten alchemies. Hah. It would be rather foolish to say that these empowered wards will withstand Piono, but they will certainly be able to deflect a direct strike, or three, at the most.

The energy of the wards bristling invisibly around me still, I procure a scroll. If you can recall, I stated that the blood that was obtained by my stabbing of Piono quite some time previously disappeared mysteriously after the battle. It went into an object of rather devious creation, and object that I painstakingly created with the most obscure magics in the extensive library of Greyhold, whilst perusing many a tome of forgotten lore. This object was energized with the blood of an entity who was nearly a god at the time, and who happens to literally be a physical god now. The most potent residual links I could forge were placed upon this object, binding an imperceptibly minuscule portion of it to Piono. This will suffice, I think. I unfurl the scroll, wards preventing anybody from assaulting me. Elder runes of some sort of alternate, twisted form of runic magic written in the blood of Piono are scrawled across the surface of the scroll. The links have been forged, and the die is cast. I am not going to cast it verbally. The one problem with actual runic magic, and the easiest way to deal with users of it, is by blowing a hole in their vocal chords. It makes it rather difficult to say anything. Anyhow, I merely examine the scroll for a fraction of a second, before pointing the Hazel Wand at the thing. Do you wish to know what I shall do, without being able to cast it without fear of having my ability to speak forcefully taken from me? I shall do what the runes are there for.
Obviously, that means I shall burn it.
A fire ignites from the tip of the Hazel Wand, burning the paper. Arcane flames dance across the surface of the scroll. The link to Piono, forged by his own blood and thousands of links created through obfuscated elder knowledge of the type which I shall never reveal to anybody. A mild... burning sensation comes over Piono. It is almost as if he were being seared by the contraption, which he is. It is a nigh-ineffable fact that he is indeed feeling some form of pain right now. I let go of the remains of the scroll. Every single drop of blood on the thing has been burnt, maximizing the amount of damage capable from the thing. The last semblances of flame fade away.

Kalare:

I strengthen my wards as well, energizing them with the ability to negate the motion of any projectiles fired at me, as well as any area of effect fields nearby, and slow any melee attackers down to a point in which it would be a trivial affair to annihilate them. As an afterthought, I infuse my wards with enough energy to withstand around five septillionths of a septillionth of the power of the Green Sun as well, in case of any other situations.

I flick the Hazel Wand. This is no time for physical emanations or projectiles. Immediately, Piono's heart skips a literal beat. It becomes extremely irregular over a period of around four seconds, stopping between two of those entirely. Without as much as a second thought, I attempt to stop his heartbeat altogether. Regardless of whether this endeavor is successful, I transmute Piono's body into pure beeswax. My mere will causes it to combust. Piono inevitably returns to his normal state, through he is still indeed burning. I make a series of complex slashes with the Hazel Wand. Without any projectiles or wait whatsoever, several explosions occur upon Piono. At this point, he is either suffering strenuous physical duress, or nothing at all. Suddenly, an amethyst bolt of electricity leaps off of Piono. Another does as well. Suddenly, a blinding violet light obscures the vision of everybody within thirty feet momentarily. Obscene amounts of heat radiate from the general area where Piono was standing prior to the explosion outwards, affecting some of the other players, who were luckily not caught in the initial blasts. When the explosion fades, Piono is optimistically missing an arm, with blood absolutely everywhere. However, that is not going to happen. I am quite a pessimist, as you have undoubtedly noted. Piono has likely shielded himself from the explosion. As such, I return to the effort of causing Piono internal pain. Instantaneously, Piono suffers a heart attack, as well as an aneurysm, and therefore a stroke. The decreased blood flow that was hopefully attained from the slowing of the heartbeat should aid in making these more fatal than usual. In these circumstances, that is a desirable outcome. I duck to the ground, wand in hand. Sinking the Hazel Wand into the dirt, I slice a jagged crack into the ground. As the Hazel Wand is four times sharper than the Quills of Echidna, the tip of the wand sunders reality itself as well. An eerie violet light pours from the crack. I spin around, hearing another excessively large explosion in the direction of Piono. The violet energy in the crack vanishes, having been used to fuel the explosion itself, in an attempt to slay Piono, probably unsuccessfully.

Me:

I am quite glad I do not have to directly have to intervene in this directly again. I splash a Splash Potion of Augmentation on myself. Anyhow, I now decide that wanton violence and destruction is the only way to aid in Piono's end, and hasten it. I slash the Hazel Wand downwards, pointing to three other locations near Piono and doing the same in quick succession. The vision of every single player and living being within the Far Lands, or, at least the areas we are fighting in, is obscured. Every single person goes momentarily blind. A deafening blast resonates throughout the area, echoing incessantly. Eldritch whispers briefly pervade the general area. Slowly, the spells of blindness are lifted. Four absolutely monolithic craters, infinitely larger than those created by nuclear explosives, and slightly larger than those made by singular antimatter warheads, are imbedded in the ground. Shards of bedrock lie in the stone downwards, having shattered the topmost layers of bedrock, and scattered them across the area. Piono was caught in the intersection of the three explosions. I glance at his almost certainly living form for a moment. Not wasting a nanosecond after that, I turn to the sky, looking upwards. Nothing appears to be there. Hah. Suddenly, the sky is coated in green light. After a second or so, hundreds of thousands of meteors, held in check by my telekinetic prowess alone, are revealed. I release the flaming meteors. The flaming chunks of rock slam down upon the Far Lands, narrowly avoiding players (save Piono), but decimating the Vord ranks, and leaving the landscape unharmed. The meteors slam into GodCraft with deadly speed and accuracy, precisely striking hundreds of Vord. The remaining meteors crash down on the area designated for the strife against Piono. Suddenly, I cause the meteors to accelerate up to nearly the speed of light. Upon doing this, hundreds of explosions can be heard from Piono's direct location, oddly not damaging the landscape. The impact force will hopefully distract him for around three milliseconds. Regardless of how that turns out, I relent with my bombardment. I would say it was rather effective, but I was the one who started it.

Kalare:

I disappear, teleporting near Eric. When I appear once more, I immediately supercharge my aura. Amethyst energy surrounds me in rather copious amounts. I would ask for Eric's help, but that would delay this half of the attack by a post, and that is going to kill us all, likely. Regardless, I make a statement.

I'm extremely sorry for not asking for your permission on being whisked into this, but I must be swift.

We both disappear in a flash of light, appearing somewhat near Piono. Before Piono can breach my wards and my aura, a large amount of runes appear around Piono. I had quite a bit of his blood, actually. You'd be surprised how much a direct stab to the heart would yield, even for a heart. The runes are of a style akin to those seen on the scroll present me burned. And, by that, I mean they are runes entirely comprised of Piono's blood as well. The runes are filled with an obscene amount of links to Piono. They surround Piono, constricting him with runic power. Of course, this is not really runic power. Piono is rather adept at dispelling those sorts of things. Nay, the links do something else. I momentarily mutter a phrase.

Mor sa's l'oaevkelable.

Amethyst runes join the levitating runes composed of Piono's blood in constricting the aforementioned Piono. There is literally one reason he has not burst free yet. If he makes any attempt to escape, or attack me/Eric, the links on the blood runes will sear him from the inside out, killing him instantly, due to the fact that his blood would transfer the energy, whether physical or otherwise, directly into Piono. If I may, I also use any Spoils I have capable of constricting on Piono. He will either face death by my hands, or by his own attempts to attack me. My wards are powerful enough at the moment to withstand most of the single attack he could pull off. I turn to Eric, and make a look asking for some aid in killing him. I draw the Hazel Wand, and a flash of light emanates throughout the entirety of the area, obscuring the vision of all nearby. Shockwaves push all people that are not Eric and I back slightly. When the light clears, all three of us are perfectly alive. It was apparently some sort of ruse. I promptly initiate a combo attack with Eric, attempting to either skewer Piono with the Hazel Wand again, or eviscerate him via teleportation. Actually, I stay some distance away from Piono the entire time, and do not relent until he is dead. As such, the later method of attack is utilized (teleportational evisceration), unless it fails, in which case I utilize the second-best method of killing Piono. I attempt to seal his soul in a Warded Soul Jar. When I inevitably fail, I merely sigh.

If, under any circumstances, one of these four expositions fails, the events of the next one are immediately enacted, regardless of what the results of the prior stopping of the attack were.

Well, just respawn.

BTW Twin, the Nanomag Gloves are complete. Please insert a description.

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 6/20

The Greenlighter: 2/4

Battery Conduit: 2/4

==Actions==

When Erelye is in the middle of making his redstone flux attack against Piono (which is every similar to electrical overload. Now what weapon works through electrical overload?), Bender sees an opportunity to attack. He uses the time code, and disappears. Suddenly, 10 more Bender time copies emerge from their hiding place, all wielding Bender's Guns. They all fire a volley of electrical bolts right when Erelye is done with that attack. Lothyra then follows it up with a blast from SciAntimak set to "biology" mode to enhance Erelye's Quasar Nightcrawler attack. Lothyra then turns to the Taken Origin Wither and uses Antichamber. UU Prime deploys his energon hooks and attacks the Croach with them.

I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: WAR RAMPAGE LV. 5 on the ORIGIN WITHER.

I throw 1000 spiked tires at the Croach.

Act 1! +2 to Ire!

Mozart's Beauty, 9/50. Not counting Ire's last +1 because he's dead.

Time for the tried and true decision of taking alchemies I like and putting them to Fine. The Dragon Ender > Fine = ??? (Level 9: 1/10)

Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = ??? (Level 5: 1/6)

Spacerender > Fine = ??? (Level 8: 1/9)

I blast out a huge blast of Ranch Dressing from Ranchia at all fighting Piono. Rather than do any harm whatsoever, the immense power of pure Ranch Dressing floods into the Anti-Pionos, giving them a massive power boost. Then, I unleash Aperire Clausa and every Door I possess and ultra-charge myself with Door energies, all into my fist. Then, I reach out in front of me, and a blood-red, utterly massive, and suspiciously fleshy door appears. I open it. Out comes a legitimately huge volume of blood, while Piono suffers the effects of blood loss-I have opened a door wherein the other half leads directly into his heart. That can't be good for him as it stands, but unfortunately the other door isn't proportionate to the one I opened, though still enough to be noticable. While this occurs, I use The Release on Piono by opening the door that releases the monster the attack spawns into the massive wave of blood from the door to Piono's Heart. The sheer amount of blood triggers the monster's bloodlust and makes the monster go into a frenzy, drinking up all the tasty blood as it rushes inwards to the source, the inside of Piono's heart. I give it supporting fire via the Quick Draw, planting Mini-Sentries on its back and stopping any massive attack coming from Piono's internal organs with it as well (because, as Isaac's mom proves, internal organs are more than capable of lethal bullet hell. Hopefully that gets somewhere. When that's done, for better or worse, I then give covering fire to others (specifically Eric and Erelye/Kalare and their attacks) via the Quick Draw and it's projectile-destroying abilties, trying to make sure Piono doesn't deflect my allies' attacks-or rather, catching his deflections and destroying them. Offense, offense! Everyone on that Universe-Destroying jerk!

While that occurs, I roll the Chaotic Octet at the Croach. It's so close to dying!

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
3/10x3 Magics

Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine the Origin Wither
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x18, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x26, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $42

I dupe 3 potion of vis

+2 to Wilson

I take out Forge's Light and use LONG DIVISION: LEVEL 10: IMAGINARY NUMBERS! At least, I think that was the name...

> Alchemies
Life's Wands && Guidebook to All Cellular Automata (covers all cellular automata ever) = The Cellular Automator (3/11?)
Shengshou 10x10 || (Essence of Ernő Rubik && Every Rubik's Cube type twisty puzzle ever produced or created && Essences of everyone who currently holds a WR for solving 2x2-7x7) = Sacra Geometria (7/11)
V-Cube 6 && Bioterrorism USB && AK-74M = Virus-Cube 6 (2/7?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3

> Action: I got nothing
Still tired from the all-in, I simply fire on the Taken Terror Guardian with Toxicide.

DONE Bringer && Life Essence = Lifebringer 8/8
Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = Arachnide 5/11

+2 to Irecreeper

I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. Now I pull out the meme-est of weapons, including the UPDOP TERMNOP, Upholder hysteria, Carrot juice bucket, Caledfwlch and Gofoddfwn, and the I told you Dog!

I start off by UPDOP'n the croach, as usual. Past fake updops appear, and start chipping away at the croach. But then, I charge up the updop termnop, and release the SHATTER updop upon the croach! It is truly one of the most powerful updops ever!

Then, to rest, I pull out the UPHOLDER HYSTERIA and set it as a table, and drink some carrot juice. I offer a special glass of it to the Croach, and even though it physically cannot, it accepts the juice and drinks it. Except, this is the POISONED CARROT JUICE FROM ACT 2! HAH! GET WRECKED, CROACH! (It is now poisoned probably.) I quickly transform the UPHOLDER HYSTERIA into a gun, and shoot the Croach to humiliate it even further!

I then take out the I told you dog, and a MEMEBRINGER (a bringer, holding memes) and release every single DTG meme onto the Croach, from MeeM to How do Balls Cue, to even How do Cue Balls?

I finish off this memery, by using the CALEDFWLCH and GOFODDFWN, the meme-iest of non meme swords, and hold one in each hand, as I slice the Croach in a non-meme fashion, resulting in an MEME PARADOX which causes a MEMESPLOSION to meme the croach!

X-VIRUS 10/20
X-PLAGUE 10/30
X-EXTINCTION 11/40 (Irecreeper'd)

INVENTORY

Act 2! +2 to Ire!



Mozart's Beauty, 10/50.

The Dragon Ender > Fine = ??? (Level 9: 2/10)

Glitch-Proof Armor > Fine = ??? (Level 5: 2/6)

Spacerender > Fine = ??? (Level 8: 2/9)



I make Piono feel the pain of being outside, at night, in the cold and seriously chilly wind, at three in the morning because some idiot set off a fire, just after it had snowed, in shorts. Yeah, that happened to me. No, Piono does not actually get cold, he's got an Ice Alchemy and that would be stupid, he just feels pure, source-less pain in his legs for no good nor discernible reason. Why yes, I am a bit peeved about that! I was sleeping too...I also take several tons of Relish Nukes to Piono while all of Erelye's/Karalre's stuff is happening, because attacking while others are attacking makes it all the harder, and empower the Relish with the Orb of Condiments. My brain feels kind of fried right now, and decide that Piono's brain needs some frying of its own-like, literal deep frying. But later! When I actually have his actual corpse! Stupid Faceless Eight.



While that is happening, I summon the natural predator of the Vorg! I have no idea what it is but it's one nasty piece of work! It gobbles up the Croach like a greedy little pig and flees unharmed because the Vorg were (as a hive mind) too scared to approach the thing. Then, I use the power of blueberries to turn more of the Croach into delicious Blueberries, which I eat harmlessly while the Vord die of Blueberry power. Finally, I whip out Ignition on the Croach. Burn baby burn!

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 7/20

The Greenlighter: 3/4

Battery Conduit: 3/4

==Actions==

When Erelye makes his attack, Bender and his time copies fire all the Futurama alchemies at Piono. The varied energies he is being shot at works more effectively than if he was just being shot with one gun over and over again. Lothyra fires iAntimak Carbine at the Taken Origin Wither right when it fires a skull. The skull detonates and its energies hit the Taken Origin Wither back. This whole attack is godmodded so that the Wither can't heal from its own attacks due to Revive Kills Zombie. UU Prime turns into a truck and runs over some Croach.

Post I

Wow, the Croach is almost dead. Comparatively speaking, that is.

Calling upon the powers of the ancients, the wizard summons a sacred fire, and casts his foe, into the molten maw of an insatiable gort! (thanks, gort)

By the way "the wizard" is Daffy Duck, and "his foe" is (are) all the Keepers.

Alchemies:

Redstonebow && TNT Cannon = Battlebow (5/6)

"TRIFORCE" = Razoryo (Level 5: 5/6)

"GODMODER" = Ragnarök (Level 10: 5/11)

Charges:

None

Inventory:

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