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I point out that in the attack that allegedly has no target, is aimed at the Vord.

Also, what are the passive scans revealing?

Unknown Entity: 7/50

Unknown Entity: 7/40





I trap the Endervords in a glass dome and fill it up with water. The Endervords start to die due to their weakness of water (obviously, right?)

30/30 Guardian Orbs (out of scope)

40/45 Executor (out of scope)

19/50 Weath Ray (out of scope)

My Action: I summon lawyers to attempt a hostile takeover of the UNSC Preston Cole by arguing that the MMM Launcher is a patent violation because my UOSS used it first (if piono does not post this round, I take over the entity). If that fails, I use the lawyers to instead sue to Vord for infringing on the Zerg's patent for "Massive horde of alien bugs", forcing them to pay massive amounts of Croach as damages.

SCP Foundation Action: an instance of SCP-248 is stuck on to the UNSC Preston Cole, making it run at 110% efficiency.

Executor Action: Executor's gravity screw effect (from its huge mass) is multiplied by strange properties of the Far Lands, causing almost no gravity to be present. This effect then begins glitching out due to Far Lands stuff, sending Vord flying everywhere except where they want to go.

Nail Biter: 9?/9: it was 7 last post, but you said my turn that I did while I was dead counted, so is the Nail Biter done?

Quest To defeat Denizen: 12/25: I OMEGA JUMP on my denizen!



I unleash the power of ULTRA JUMP on the croach!



I noticed I think I got combat skills, how do I use them?



I am pleased with my new weapon... But I have one last upgrade, one final amazing upgrade that may be unstoppable.



Nail Biter && Warhammer of Zillyhoo! The final upgrade!?

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
6/10 x2, 5/10 TBA'd Attacks

Battlefield: Red uses the Redstick on the Vord
Orbital Weapons: mini BA the vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $12

I dupe 3 potion of nectar

+2 to Wilson

-Alchemy Emporium-
Secondary? ...Oh, you're talking about that AI. I didn't actually interact with him that much.

More meta might be good. Whatever works, I suppose.

Yes, I suppose that might work, though more players giving potions to each other because of the high prices might reduce your sales even more.

...not all us can be... as morally upright... as you... morality does not a human make...

Omglolsguy, you can just say that you use (Battle Technique name) and it works. Anyways I take out a duplicated version of your Nail Biter, toss it into the Zillymiter, and give you the newly-forged POGO OF ZILLYLOL. Just because. I then pull out the legendary Tetrixcalibur and charge recklessly into battle, summoning Brain Ghost Ancestors to fight alongside me. I wind up killing a simply ridiculous amount of Vord.
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 10/10)
Alterationer || Crowbar(Crowbar's)
Fluorite Octet && Glitchiness(I mean Binary did merge with the glitch...) 1/9

> Alchemies
Duplicate Potion of Panacea
Fangshi Shuangren v2 3x3 && RPG-32 = F/S-RPG (4/4)
Moyu Aochuang 5x5 && SCP-345 = Planetcrafter's Speedcube (4/6)
Potion of Panacea count: 2

> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 30/36 (+4 from Tazz)

> Action: The Examination

I unleash an Ultimate Test from my Testwriter onto ALL the Vord! (After this, I'll give tests a rest and beat up the Vord a different way.)

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1. You are shot by an SCP-409 bullet from the Sharpener. We can model you as a cylinder of radius 40cm with bullet hole parallel to the axis of the cylinder. SCP-409 spreads at the rate of 2.5cm per minute and the bullet hole is 1cm in radius. Assume that the bullet travels through and infects your body instantaneously.
a) How long will it take for you to explode into SCP-409 fragments?
b​​​​​​) If you explode into 1000 fragments, 40% of those fragments hit other Vord and 2 fragments hit each Vord on average and for each iteration beyond the first the percentage of fragments that hit other Vord decreases by 1%, how many Vord will die before the SCP-409 epidemic dies out?
c) A granite golem cleans the SCP-409 fragments away at the rate of 10,000 fragments every second. How long will it take for all the fragments to be cleaned away?

2. I fire the Dinner Blaster at one of you. Assume that the burgers cause obesity instantly and your weight increases to 1,000 kg.
a) What is the strength in newtons of the normal force that the ground exerts on you on impact if you are 50 m above the ground before turning fat, you cannot fly once you turn fat and air resistance is negligible?
b​​​​​​​) Once fat, your fat butt has an area of 100 m². If the Vord are densely populated (40 Vord/m²), how many of your fellow Vord will you crush under yourself?

3. I pump a Teflon-coated tank full of fluoroantimonic acid from Toxicide. I then teleport you and 19 others into the acid. Assuming fluoroantimonic acid eats through Vord at the average rate of 1 m/s, calculate how long you have left to live if you pack yourselves closely into a sphere and each of you has a volume of 0.20 cubic meters.

4. I fire on you with the CM10 with every permutation of the 10x10x10 cube in 13.37 seconds.
a) How fast am I firing?
b​​​​​​) If each bullet is 2 cm long, what is the minimum muzzle velocity of the CM10?
c) If the average Vord takes 20 CM10 bullets to go down and it takes 0.2 seconds to change targets once a Vord is killed, how many do I kill before I run out of permutations?

Quote from Crusher48»

30/30 Guardian Orbs (out of scope)

40/45 Executor (out of scope)

19/50 Weath Ray (out of scope)

My Action: I summon lawyers to attempt a hostile takeover of the UNSC Preston Cole by arguing that the MMM Launcher is a patent violation because my UOSS used it first (if piono does not post this round, I take over the entity). If that fails, I use the lawyers to instead sue to Vord for infringing on the Zerg's patent for "Massive horde of alien bugs", forcing them to pay massive amounts of Croach as damages.

SCP Foundation Action: an instance of SCP-248 is stuck on to the UNSC Preston Cole, making it run at 110% efficiency.

Executor Action: Executor's gravity screw effect (from its huge mass) is multiplied by strange properties of the Far Lands, causing almost no gravity to be present. This effect then begins glitching out due to Far Lands stuff, sending Vord flying everywhere except where they want to go.

I suppose the legal battle with the Vord falls under the OOTS precedent? Just hope it's not parody...

Act 1! +2 to Cobalt.



The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 9/11)

The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 5/11)

The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 5/11)



I summon the entirety of the Yogscast to aid me in one attack each! First, Lewis/BlueXephos, who uses his ability to /give anywhere to /give himself half a door! The half of a door is made of hyperconcentrated TNT! He uses it against the Croach, and explosions ensure! Second, Simon/Honeydew, who summons the power of the Dwarfstar to slam it's mining laser into the croach before it cataclysmically falls form the sky and explodes on it! Then, Hannah, who summons a legion of owls via Witchcraft to peck away the Croach before the Vord scare them away! Then, Kim/Nanosounds, who unleashes a powerful Taint blast to make even Erelye look quite weak on the Croach, mutating it beyond recovery! Then, Duncan/LividCoffee, who summons his ridiculous scientific advances to blast tons of nukes through a nuclear railgun at the Croach! Then, Sjin, who just outright steals the Croach for farming later as he's recently uncovered a way to make super fertilizer out of it! Then, Strippin, who just punches the Croach into oblivion, before pulling out dual anvils-on-a-stick and pummeling it even harder! Then, Hatfilms, who run over the Croach with Trials motorbikes, then make the Croach consume frozen knife-shaped scat. Last but not least, Sips, who summons a massive dirt golem to turn the Croach directly into dirt! Just in case, I use several shots from the Swordsplosion to make sure the Croach has a bad day.

Hazel Wand: IIIII


Teethgnasher 7/11


+1 to Amp x2.


I clone an Advanced Psionics Manual. The only reason I am doing this is for further alchemization. I wish to have some semblance of understanding on what occurs during the teleportation of an Enderman (and possibly duplicate it in combat/experimental situations), and, from what I have seen, it involves psionic emanations. Therefore, I alchemize Advanced Psionics Manual && Ender Pearl && Resonant Ender && Magnetized Nox 1/???. For the uninitiated, Resonant Ender is obtained from the melting of an Ender Pearl, and is generally attuned to the End. Also, if you've forgotten, magnetized Nox is literally an End Portal. The actual portal bit, I mean.

The TIE-Sentry attacks the Vord in general. As to Tazz's attack above, Simon and Lewis have ascended, and probably cannot be reached. I will not comment on Kim's supposed making of my environmental side-effects look weak beyond this sentence.

I pull out some Nitor and Alumentum. Briefly considering throwing them upon the Vord themselves, I merely mutter an expletive under my breath. Instead of getting rid of the heatless light and lightless heat, I fuse them together, drawing on the liquid essentia on my person to permit this. Several seconds later, I hold a sphere of spinning grey and orange flame. An Arcane Singularity. The epitome of instability. However, nobody requires that knowledge. As such, I throw the orb-like thing at the Vord. It strikes the ground, rolls a little, and then rises into the air. Rays of mauve light pour from the thing. Suddenly, an explosion occurs in the epicenter of the sphere, expanding to encompass the surrounding fifteen blocks. Odd, as they only usually expand to about ten. All the better for me. The surrounding Vord are instantaneously drawn towards the gravity of the unstable sphere, and are pulled under the radius of the explosion. They are then obscured by the blast, and slain by either the force of the explosion, or my will preferably the former, but they are both options. The gravity continues to pull Vord under, tearing them to bits with arcane power of some kind. The blast proceeds to expand, catching more Vord in its radius. However, it soon dissipates, leaving behind only corpses in its wake. I proceed to draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. There is no need to leave corpses with this sort of thing. They will only serve to impede our charge forward, and likely kill us in the most unceremonious fashion possible. I focus, utilizing the Nightcrawler as a catalyst for my abilities. Dark magic streaks from above, piercing into the ranks of Vord even more easily and efficiently than the Singularity did. Upon striking the ground and/or a Vord, the bolts of dark magic explode into pure acidic substances. Upon this curse, hundreds of Vord collapse to the ground, dissolving under the influence of corrosive acids spawned by my reckless usage of occult sorcery for combat. I proceed to slay several Vord by utterly annihilating them with the miniature black hole upon the Nightcrawler. Then, I curse two Creepervord with a spell of unravelling. Slowly, those two Vord split from the seams, and fall to literal pieces. I de-equip the scepter.

The Anachron, 23:28

Excellent. I have brought some things that may help, including my knowledge of elven reproduction, in the efforts. There should have been somebody else here with us, but they have not shown up. Odd.
Anyhow, can I see the progress that has been made so far?

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

Kid Radd: 14/45

Crunchitizer: COMPLETE!



>USE B.Tech: SKY QUIVER

>PRIORITY: Croach, Keepers



(Priority means, if the Croach is dead or the Tech hits multiple enemies, aim it at the Keepers.)

Godcraft: "We need our strongest close-range troops at the front. Since the Preston Cole has taken damage, get the techies on it."
"PYROMANIACS, TO THE FRONT! BURN ANY VORD THAT GETS CLOSE!"
The Engietech Pyromaniacs march to the front, Engietech Soldiers grouping behind them.
"TECHNICIANS, REPAIR THE PRESTON COLE!"
The Engietech Technicians activate jump packs, leaping onto the Preston Cole and quickly scanning the liquid armor, noting the damage it has taken.

More ships fly down from orbit, unloading more troops and a bundle of small and wiry constructs. They unfold, reaching 5 feet tall, then give annoyingly high-pitched cries, which utterly fail to look impressive in any way.

Reinforcements:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X150)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X75)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200) (Infect: Damage dealt by Minions may "take over" Vord enemies) (Melee: Minions are vulnerable to attack and cannot be guarded when attacking, except by other units with the Melee designation)

Current forces:
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X250)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X500)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X125) (Front Line: Attacks against Engietech forces most likely to hit here) (Firewall: Attacks made against these units burn the attacker)
Engietech Minions: 500/500 (X200) (Infect) (Melee)

"So, what's the line-up?"
"OUR SOLDIERS EQUAL THEIR WARRIORS, OUR TECHNICIANS EQUAL THEIR KEEPERS, OUR PYROMANIACS EQUAL THEIR KNIGHTS."
"The minions?"
"THEIR CREEPERS."
"Is that in total, or individually?"
"INDIVIDUALLY. OUR NUMBERS ARE NOWHERE NEAR STRONG ENOUGH."
"Next wave, see if you can grab something better than just this lot. We could use an Elite or two."
"ACKNOWLEDGED. ALL WE CAN GET AT THIS STAGE IS A SINGLE ELITE. AUDIE. YOU KNOW HIM?"
"Heh. Hopefully he'll do as well as his namesake."

I use Combat Operandi: Consume, targeting the Taken D-Class. No need for them to stick around.
CAN'T ATTACK, SORRY. DIRECTING TROOPS.


Space: "Another one?"
The Bedrock cracks, crumbles, then breaks into little pieces, metal tendrils extending outwards across space.
"Seems like you've got something you don't want me to see, but want to take me to. Y'know, Binary, if we weren't at odds with each other on whether a few things should stay intact, we could have been friends. Maybe."
One tendril suddenly bursts forward, snatching the ship in it's grasp.
"You seem determined. As if you cannot accept defeat on even the smallest things. You have no care for your underlings, just so long as they get the job they were assigned to do done. Ultimately, the main thing you want to do is destroy or control. You get into fights almost on an impulse, too hasty to check whether or not said fights really should involve you, or are even winnable. You weren't even originally intended to be where you are today."
Tightening the grip I have on the ship, I scan it for any sign that it happens to be generating the Bedrock, then crush anything I find.
"You remind me of me, in a way. Some of those faults I listed, I know I have too."
Looking back to Earth, now quite distant, the quiet click of a camera activating sounds off, and is swallowed up by the void of space.
"Perhaps, once things quieten down, I'll give you a few tips for an aspiring multiversal conqueror. Or destroyer, if that's your thing."


The Mainframe: Damage repaired.
"Hmph. I was having a moment. Oh well, good to hear. List upcoming events."
Feb 14: Valentines day
"...Valor-what day?"
Valentines day is typically remembered among the Earth population, and variants of most Earths, as a day to show who you care about that you care about them.
"...I see."
Symbols include hearts, flowers, and chocolate.
"Chocolate isn't a symbol, it's a food."
Symbols include hearts and flowers.
"That's better."

I vote for STRUDELKITTY to use her/his special. I then use the POWER OF THE NETHER to heal the UNSC.

I slice and dice the Croach with my Twilisaber.

So, a question for ya Twin, are {Reasonably obtainable} nukes as underpowered on Earth as they are within Godcraft?


Earth, right now:

The Unremarkable Man draws his knife, then uses the Adminium {Refined bedrock, but stronger and without a regeneration factor} blade to cut a clean hole straight through all five layers of bedrock. Immediately after that, he fires a short-range blink beacon from his gun, which impacts the opposite wall and teleports him out of the vault. And then errors out. The teleportation jamming field in effect appears to have been calibrated in a way that cannot completely block my method of blink-a-porting, but instead creates a paradoxical warp loop, which repeats the short range blink over and over within about a thousandth of a second, building up paradox energy the entire way, then sends the user of the teleport to one of several random coordinates within roughly a half-million miles, with an 0.002% error margin. The end result is the Unremarkable Man warping into the upper atmosphere over an extremely remote area of Earth, leaving most of his hair scattered around the inside of the ship that once held him, the last joints of every toe on his left foot buried in the earth's mantle, his right kidney on an unstable orbit around the Moon, and the contents of his digestive tract falling from the sky over Saint Luis. Roughly twenty minutes later, the Unremarkable Man is attempting to simultaneously clutch his side, disentangle himself from his parachute, brush the ashes of his clothing and emergency inflatable reentry heatshield off of his armor, and get his gun ready for another, less dangerous, teleportation.


The Far Lands, right now:

Mass orbital drop 10/10!

The orbital drop procedure from last time repeats itself about thirty times spread out across the general area, but instead of simply fighting and dying immediately to turn themselves into an attack, the surviving robots stick around and rendezvous, and this time they brought close air support.

WLK-FL infantry robots 10/10 health {X2000}

SWR-AF armed heavy dropships 100/100 health {X200}

I provide heavy fire support from a distance with Ultimatum!

All charges progress!


The Nitrotic 2/7

My rifle will require further upgrades, but for now I will use the trusty Deathbringer, and my much-esteemed new swords.

I drop out of my cruiser into the burning, irradiated slice of insect-infested hell that my pyro body double has seen fit to create, landing in the front lines, amidst an endless swarm of Vord.

Drawing both swords, I sprint among lesser enemies and the occasional small mushroom cloud that mark the involvement of my allies to jump straight for a Bulk, shredding it body and soul in an instant with the damning Helbringers, then watching the backlash of the doomed soul wash through the rest of the hivemind like a freezing gray storm.


The Anachron, right now:


"C3rtainly. Fol1ow the SWR with the gr3en 307 on i7."

After a short walk and a speedy tram ride, you reach an expansive chamber full of large steel cylinders, presumably cloning facilities, each with monitor on the front reading off statistics. Most are running a test pattern, but a few in the first row are active and full, emitting a low gurgling hum.

As you approach, the steel top half of one of the active cylinders opens to a viewport, revealing what is almost an adult vetasian suspended in thick fluid by a variety of tubes, barring some obviously-going-to-be-immediately-fatal deformities and the various subtle differences that suggest inadequacy of the genome.

"Re5ult 15 here und3rwent a forcib1y acceler4ted growth for testin9 purpose5, and will h4ve 7o be purged, but this is what I have 5o far. The bo7tom half is in rather worse shape, I'm afraid, and the genom3 is far from stable, but so it is. Incidenta11y, one of the Amperzands will be joining you shortly."

> Alchemies
Duplicate Potion of Panacea
V-Cube 8 && (Curta Calculator && KNT-308 Sniper Rifle) = CTA-8 (1/9?)
Moyu Aochuang 5x5 && SCP-345 = Planetcrafter's Speedcube (5/6)
Potion of Panacea count: 3

> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 33/36 (+2 from Tazz, one more boost and I'll be done!)

> Action
I fire on the Vord Keepers with Toxicide, but the fact that I did a one-line attack shocks the Vord so much they explode.

Hazel Wand: IIIII


Teethgnasher 8/11
Advanced Psionics Manual && Ender Pearl && Resonant Ender && Magnetized Nox 2/???


+1 to Amp x2.


Void or Bust nears our position in the Far Lands.

I cast Horroterror on the Vord Behemoths, or Woegothics if I have adequate Sacred Items.

The Anachron:

I... this... I only managed to make mutated genetic sludge. Then again, I'm not exactly adept in the art of genetic manipulation. Extremely impressive.

((Okay, twin, you missed a little bit. Its a flying entity, so currently only the vordknights and endervord can get to it.))

The Conclave:
I will answer the question you posed first, and then one that you would not think to ask.
Why?
Because I have a plan.
Morality is of no object to me anymore.
Once, I war probably more morally grounded than any of them.
That time is long past now.
And where my path leads, demons would weep for me.
I am a destroyer, and the only way to change my fate is to go above and beyond my calling.
To destroy destiny itself.
And I apologize for the cryptic answer, but for reasons I must also keep secret, I cannot more than obscurely reveal my motives.

But Binary, the question you have no yet asked is this; why would I dismiss both you and twinbuilder out of hand?
Simple. The Narrative is not something you control.
If it was, don't you think twinbuilder could have just destroyed you?
He guides and threads the details of its plot, while every second following its dictates.
It uses him as much as he uses it, in fact, it uses him far more.
The terminal only makes him more susceptible to its influence.
I would recommend you avoid coming into possession of one yourself.

The Farlands:
Suddenly, there are flashes of amber, cerulean (I hope I got that right serpent, I'm tired right now) and amethyst light, and Eric, Astria and Kalare all descend from the Preston Cole, flanked by Deimos and Sanford. All of them standing on a golden disc that brings them to the ground.
Hank runs up to Sanford and Deimos and the three engage in a group hug.
Where the gorilla have you two been?!
Looking for you!
Figures you were here the whole time.
Sure does.
Sorry to break up the reunion, but we need to kill the Vord first.
Hank nods.
Right.
And then a massive fleet of ships moves in overhead.
An enormous number of clone troopers repel down from the Republic Battleships stationed overhead.
Eleven Minecraftian figures descend with the clones.
Vriska!
Hey Eric.
Thought you'd 8e taller.
Real funny.
These the others?
Yes, they are.
Alright then. Why did you only bring clones, we could use all the help we can get.
Vriska shakes her head, No, we don't have enough clerics left, the vord went for our temples first.
If we were to 8ring any more soldiers it would just 8e fodder for the vord.
The clone's suits are set to dead-man switches to deton8 if the men inside are killed, so as not to provide zombie material.
They know what they're fighting for.
No one else wanted to leave the city.
I understand.
Just us then?
Just us.
Right.

Hank, Sanford and Deimos charge the vord, Hank readies potions of life to keep the trio from going down for more than a few seconds, and they are joined by the newly arrived clone troopers who aid them in a never before seen triple battle technique: Rampage Lvl: 1337. Back in Business. In a storm of steel, barbed wire, rockets, gunpowder, blaster bolts, thermal detonators and dying spiders, large amounts of vord and croach are reduced to ash in minutes.
Vriska grins, gestures to the other ten ancestor-skinned avatars.
What're you guys w8ing for?
2he'2 riight. Thii2 iis what we came here to do iin the fiir2t place.
yEAH, i MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE, oR ANYTHING,
come on guys
itll be fun
At that, all of the trolls except Vriska, who stays with Eric, and another... Karkat's. Terezi turns around, and runs back to his avatar.
COM3 ON K4RK4T!
YOU'V3 B33N A ST1CK 1N TH3 MUD S1NC3 W3 GOT ON!!!
She proceeds to punch him.
WHAT THE gorilla TEREZI!?
WH4T?
1TS NOT L1K3 THAT HURT YOU OR 4NYTH1NG
WH4T W1TH 4LL TH3 4RMOR YOU 1NS1ST3D ON
FINE.
I'LL JOIN YOUR LITTLE CRUSADE.
AS IF WE AREN'T ALL DOOMED ANYWAYS!!!
NOW YOU SOUND L1K3 SOLLUX. >:P
The two dash off to join the others.
Vriska and Eric watch the trolls, enjoying being able to do something without being in immediate life-threatening peril for the first time in who knows how long.
Yes Vriska?
Eric, there's something you need to know.
Now.
Oh?
We're not going to 8e on the server much longer.
Another cut out?
Sort of...
We're leaving our incipisphere.
For whatever reason? I thought you wanted me to come pick you all up.
That was the original plan... 8ut...
Something's come up.
Paradox Space has 8een acting up suddenly.
The horrorterrors, and pretty much everything else is getting really agit8ed.
We tried to set up the signal 8eacon...
8ut the signal just ended up 8ack where it started two minutes later.
That's... Odd...
Yeah. Your friend's package left us stuff to outfit our meteor for travel through the void.
I see. I suppose that must be where your path leads next.
Vriska nods silently.
Kalare and Astria are both from Paradox Space.
Once you reach a landmark of some kind, contact one of them.
I'll be able to help you out.
Alright.
We have a plan then.
Oh, and Eric?
Yes Vriska?
When this all ends...
Head 8ack to my city.
We found something there you might find useful.
A little less cryptic please?
:::;)
Vriska flies off to join the others.

Eric watches as the fight begins to pick up in intensity, then draws the sword obtained several months ago.
Broken Anachronism.
Time to see what this thing can really do.
Eric dashes into the midst of the vord, dodging between bugs, slicing, hacking, chopping, a miniature whirlwind of rune-enhanced death, tearing its way through the vord. Golden light flashes out periodically, disintegrating all vord unfortunate enough to be in its way.

The Preston Cole opens fire with all of its weaponry upon the croach and keepers. If the croach and keepers don't go down at the same time, it doesn't accomplish enough. The crew members are directed to shoot all lawyers employed by crusher. Albeit with nonlethal rounds.
I will not refute the claim on the vord, even though I could. I'm not going to block attacks out of spite.

Add the eleven trolls (Gamzee, of course, is not with the group) to the field as players. Beyond this send-off that marks the end of Vriska's hand in Godcraft, their last effects on the battle will be in the form of final abilities and whatever they manage to do up until then. Beyond this capacity, except for possible bits up until their deaths/ascensions, they will no longer be getting characterization except for what twin does. This doesn't mean I'm relinquishing control over them, it means I'm saying that all Homestuck characters have finally left Godcraft.
For realz this time.
Additionally, there are now five large Republic battleships in the air over the farlands. They will spawn large numbers of clone troopers every round, which cannot be taken due to having special modifications in their suits to prevent it. Additionally, the battleships have significant enough attack to maintain a decent prescence. They will attempt to keep airborne vord out of the sky to protect the spawner entities. (this means vordknights and endervord)
Also! Hank is no longer my main character, and Eric will serve in that capacity for the rest of DTG2.
Title: Amber Avenger
Battle Techniques:
Play 'Em Off: Lvl1. Lvl2: Spray N' Pray. Lvl5: Point N' Shoot. Lvl10: Bullet Hell
Rune Markings: Lvl1. Lvl2: Vocabularized. Lvl5: A Thousand Words. Lvl10: Monologue.
Lost Memories: Lvl1. Lvl2: Ancient History. Lvl5: Forgotten Ruins. Lvl10: Gift of the Fallen
Fantasies: Lvl1: Lvl2: Writer's Block. Lvl5: Big Bad. Lvl10: Deus Ex Machina
Combat Operandi:
Force / Family / Fate

And holy heck, that took forever to type.

The Other Arrival: 46/50

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 1/9

Physics Cannon: 25/30

Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 27/30

Cargo Bay: 3/6

SciAntimak: 2/11

Missile Bay: 2/11

==Actions==

This is getting out of hand. We're like the Protoss vs. Amon's Swarm.

Lothyra gathers sacred items, then blasts some Keepers with iAntimak Carbine in exactly the way that Caliborn tried to kill Gamzee (shooting him on full auto for five minutes straight). Bender uses First Aid on the Croach in a harmful way, then votes for all the players' specials (including the trolls).

==Anachron==

Lothyra powers on her video feed/microphone built into her helmet. At the same time on the Anachron, Lothyrabot activates.

H3ll0 3r3ly3 and Amp3rz. 1 hav3 b33n 0v3rh3ar1ng y0ur c0nv3rsat1on. 3r3ly3 t0ld m3 that h1s fr13nds' g3n3t1c c0d3 may n0t b3 stabl3. 1 hav3 s1nc3 c0nf1rm3d that. HAL?
1 hav3 analy3d th3 g3n3t1c c0d3 that 3r3ly3 1mput3d 1nt0 th3 Anachr0n's cl0n1ng 3qu1pm3nt. 1t sh0ws s3v3ral s3q3nc3s that, wh3n c0mpar3d to L0thyra's, w1ll d1srupt cl0n1ng att3mpts. Th1s may hav3 b33n th3 r3sult of play1ng Sburb.
I th3r3f0r3 0ff3r my g3n3t1c c0d3 t0 b3 us3d al0ng w1th 3r3ly3's f0r cl0n1ng. S3nd th3 f1l3, HAL.
F1l3 s3nt t0 Anachr0n's ma1n databas3. 1t c0nta1ns L0thyra's 3nt1r3 g3n3t1c c0d3, as w3ll as c0nt3xtual data n3cc33ssary to 1nt3rpr3t 1t.
W3ll that's that. N0w 3xus3 m3. Th3 r3al L0thyra wh0 1s c0ntr0l1ng th1s andr01d has t0 [REDACTED] [REDACTED] up w1th s0m3 tr0lls.

Post III

I use Dragoneye at the Endervord

I then use Chef of Spades to swap hats with Die.

Rechronology 2/11

Prismatizer 2/7

Shadow Turretcomputer 2/4

SCP-962 40/50

Dragonfly 2/20

UNSC Repair Droid 3/10

Dang, how are we gonna handle this? We used a comb rave and the numbers still ended up increasing! And I don't think help is arriving, not this time...



I use COMBAT OPERANDI: FROM NOOBS TO HEROES on the Croach!