39/45 Executor
30/30 Guardian Orbs
18/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I put an infinite chunk loader back by the offscreen entities, allowing them to heal to full health by the time they are back in focus. I then spawn in the Guardian Orbs, and attempt to cause a chain reaction of CreeperVord explosions by firing an RPG at one of them.
SCP Foundation Action: D-class are sent in for manual labor to keep the massive flagship repaired.
Executor Action: Executor realizes it is out of the scope of this area, so it attempts to summon an Aureus Judicator to aid the massive flagship.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 6/11)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 2/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 2/11)
I use a potion of Critmist on ManiacMasteR. I then raise up the Golden Globe and stab the ground with it. Nine Australium Heavies spring up with Brass Beasts, somehow already swerved up to full and firing full-auto at the Keepers, blocking me from attack (because I'm directly behind them, and hopefully). I then use the Golden Globe's intense healing abilities to heal myself further. Must stay alive!
Godcraft: "Huh. Vord. Many, many, vord. TECHPIECE, how many units can we mobilize at this time?"
"NOT MANY. TO GET A CONSIDERABLE FORCE BUILT UP, WE'D NEED THOUSANDS OF DROPSHIPS, OF WHICH THERE ARE VERY FEW REASONABLY NEARBY."
"Mobilize them anyway, dammit. I don't care how long it takes, we need to have more even odds."
"AT ONCE."
The Skies of Godcraft: A large holographic exclamation mark illuminates the Far Lands, although it is not a surprise expression like the Metal Gear series uses it for. It is a summons. A call for aid. And the call is answered. A gigantic metal construct, a Mini-Mainframe, dominates the skies, various smaller craft flooding out from it.
Godcraft again: A relatively small, but still considerably large, dropship lands, ejecting the passengers, then flies back to the Mini-Mainframe. The small gathering of troops look up, stare down the Vord army, cash in their life insurance, and prepare for the battle.
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X100) (More are summoned each turn)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250) (Repair injured Engietech and UNSC troops) (More are summoned each turn)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X50) (More are summoned each turn)
"So, this is all?"
"NEGATIVE. MORE WILL COME TO FIGHT. THEY MIGHT NOT AGREE WITH YOUR SENSE OF MORALITY, BUT THEY ARE LOYAL TO A FAULT. THE STRONGER UNITS NEED MORE TIME TO PREPARE."
"Excellent. Inform the troops to maintain distance from the Behemoths and Bulks. None of them are near strong enough to safely engage."
My drone aims the Quadruple Machine Gun at a Vord Bulk, ignites both wing jet engines, and charges, spraying a literal hurricane of bullets. The wave of bullets from the Quadruple Machine Gun and the drone's fist impact the Vord Bulk at the same time.
I NEED TO KEEP TRACK OF TROOP DEPLOYMENT, AND SO CANNOT FIGHT AT THE MOMENT.
Space: "Heh. Back to the Bedrock thing, huh? I already showed you that wouldn't work."
This time, I don't even bother making a show of punching it out. Metal plating shifting to the side, the fragment of me erupts with power, so much power from accumulated millenniums, that shatters the Bedrock cage like glass. The plating shifts back into place, wings extending, as my drone flies after the ship, physics groaning painfully at the sheer violation a jet engine working in space is preforming on it.
"I'll admit, I'm a little curious to see where this ship heads. If there's a need for jails, there's prisoners. If there's prisoners, there's an army just waiting for a commander."
Circling the ship, I look for the nearest identifiable planet, mainly to get my bearings but also to find out where a good place to stage an invasion from would be.
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 24/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: UNICODER ABOOOOSE
I enter ꁍ with the Unicoder and a wall of potentially unwanted program windows shields bonziBUDDY. I then enter ꙸ￨⇰ and a hard-light wall shields Sunshine_Lord. Next up is hunter2, which is shielded by a wall of code painstakingly typed up with the Unicoder. I then enter a bunch of food emoji and 1Masterchef1 is shielded by a wall of them. Finally, I shield O)_(O with a wall of DTG memes entered with the Unicoder. I finish off with Battle Technique: Unicode ʟv. 10: United on the Vord Keepers.
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 25/30 (+2 from stronghammer)
Nanolight Superlander: 4/4 Complete!
Carbon Bay Doors: 3/3 Complete!
Science Container: 2/3
==Actions==
I wonder what we'll have to fi-HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF BUGS!
Good. I had thought for a moment that the orbital bombardment would be for naught.
Bender then tests iQuantimak out by shooting at some Creepervord. Lothyra ubercharges the Croach in a harmful way. This will mean that all Vord in the area will be infected with tiberium.
Also, the parts for the Cargo Bay are complete.
Lothyra then alchemizes Empty Room & Electromagnet Winch & Hover Dolly & Carbon Bay Doors & Large Lift = Cargo Bay, then reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide.
LARGE LIFT: A large version of a lift, which in this case means an elevator without walls.
> Action: Grid-in THIS!
I force the following math test from my Testwriter onto some Vord, with the restrictions including "no caluculators allowed":
For every question you answer incorrectly, you will be shot with Toxicide 40,000,000 times. Grid in the numbers on your grid-in sheet. (The grid-in sheet allows for 4 characters out of 0-9, fraction slash, decimal point and negative sign. Ungriddable or inaccurate answers will be automatically marked wrong.) The time limit is 3 seconds. Incomplete questions will automatically be marked wrong.
1. What is 5933 + 10955?
2. What is 1394352304850293458 + 3428749324723984234799 × 2139939495
3. What is the tangent of a right angle?
4. 1 + 1 = 2, true or false?
5. What is 192 - 477932?
6. Which of the following is true: a) 3 + 3 = 9, b) 3 + 3 = 7, c) 3 + 3 = 2, d) 3 - 3 = 6?
7. Grid in a googolplex. There is no exponentiation spot on the grid-in.
Final Question: Prove and disprove Fermat's Last Theorem simultaneously. No copying off Andrew Wiles' proof or anyone else's proofs. Both proofs must pass peer-review at the same time. You may only use the gridding paper and only as intended. (i.e. gridding)
Time to FINISH THIS! I use GREEN ECHO: LEVEL 5 to buff myself and get ready!
Also, aren't the Far Lands just an endless ocean which slowly contains more "fake chunks" in the current version of minecraft? I mean, the godmodder could have altered them, but...
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
3/10 x3 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses my spoil of war on the vord
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x16, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $8
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Question: is it ethical to summon ninety tons of unstable cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms that will probably Taint the surrounding twenty miles from Greyhold onto the Vord?
I clone a Liquid Nest.
Then, I grip the bottle containing the esoteric fluid very carefully, dodging the occasional Vord. I promptly smash the thing on the ground. The writhing crimson fluid splatters over the ground, bubbling and frothing upon exposure to oxygen. I wave my hand through the air. This tears a rift into the fabric of reality, spewing forth Nox in precise amounts, designated by the natural wards and barriers that surround Nihil Parva. The dark liquid pools on the ground, creating a mixture of red and black fluids. The fusion of these two substances would normally be impossible, if not for the telekinetic force I applied to it during the actual process. Instead of vaporizing itself, it merely causes an ungodly amount of instability. Flux Gas floods the general area. I swear, if we continue to fight on this server for a few more months, GodCraft's atmosphere will end up being mostly Flux Gas. That would probably exterminate all life. Not a particularly favorable outcome. I activate the Black Ring. The mixture of ink immediately begins to form obscure shapes of various types, all of which appear familiar to the initiated. Infinity Runes, of course. The runes, upon appearing, promptly exude a series of waves energized by the Inky Abyss. The pressure of these waves crushes all nearby Vord. This is likely due to the fact that the pressure of these waves is actually the pressure of millions of gallons of ink upon a singular being. This continues for several minutes, crushing about a hundred or so Vord, assuming they have not already died from flux poisoning, which is very likely, at this point. I promptly vaporize the Infinity Runes. The instability generated by the corrosive existence of the Inky Abyss is not to be taken lightly. Regardless, it is a valuable asset for those who know how to utilize if. As such, I teleport around five or so Vord Keepers directly into the Inky Abyss. If I can't survive it for longer than ten minutes, they're going to be dead in a far smaller amount of time. I proceed to draw Fahrenheit -451, and coat the surrounding twenty blocks in Magifrost Unmelting. Absolute zero is about a billionth of a degree away with that foul frost, and it will certainly harm the surrounding Vord. In any case, it will serve to trip any Vord who walk upon it. I deactivate the Black Ring, and put the frost sword away.
I equip the Eye's Pyramidion, and proceed to search the Far Lands for any libraries, crypts, or other sources of ancient knowledge/artifacts and/or magic, including the Stronghold that we seek. I may come back here for excavation purposes.
I retrofit Rodney with a large amount of light Voidmetal plating. This should make him considerably more powerful, and block the mecha's every orifice, preventing him from being Taken. He shall be deployed within an enquier, if all goes well.
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I attempt to roll Jegus' Octet at some Vord. Suddenly, I get a migraine, and fall to my knees, clutching my head in pain. I then start having a traumatic flashback to a dream I had months ago, and a phantom from my memories appears: the Insufferable himself, Kankri Vantas. He then starts giving a long and incredibly boring social justice spiel to the Vord, taking care to avoid any triggers they may potentially have. Unfortunately, the very act of him giving a social justice monologue is incredibly triggering to me, and by the end of his sermon, I am curled up in a ball and shivering. Eventually, I regain my grip on sanity, vanquish the horrifying figment of my mind, and notice a ridiculous amount of Flux Gas in the air. He must be at it again. I take out the Monado. However I get a vision of the future and decide not to do anything about it. Binary-Covered Fang && Fluorite Octet = 0ctet (Level 8: 7/9)
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 7/10)
I use the AUDITORY PISTON and summon the PIGMEN! Right when they are summoned, I pick them up in a BRINGER, and using BRINGER-PHYSICS, I create thousands of brought PIGMEN, which all launch into the vord forces and explode upon impact! The regular PIGMEN are unharmed, and go on to attack the Creepervords!
An intense thunderstorm suddenly manifests over the Far Lands, with several lightning strikes revealing an amount of eggs on the ground. Then, a huge, fluttering... thing lands on the temporary battlefield, relasing a honk that strikes every entity with a primal fear of time-traveling mobsters. It has the body of a huge goose, the big, shaggy head of a moose with huge antlers, and no clever portmanteaus to describe it with.
Info:
The Goose has a chargeup attack, Honk! that strikes fear in 3-5 random entities and prevents them from attacking that turn. Also, when it dies, it will let out a final honk regardless of the chargeup that hatches the Eggs and prevents entities from attacking its Moslings that turn.
Also, the 5 [url=http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Moose/Goose_Egg]Eggs[/url] are separate entities that are meatshielded by the Moose, except for from attacks that hit every entity or if the Goose is somehow unable to move that turn. Breaking an egg will spawn a [url=http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Mosling]Gosling[/url] that will fiercely attack anything that attacks the Moose. After the death of the Goose, the Moslings will attack the enity that killed it, moving on to other entities when the killer is dead. Also, their names will constantly alternate between Moose/Goose and Goslings/Moslings.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 7/11)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 3/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 3/11)
I threaten the Croach with a special-made extra-hard Doom Course just for it if it doesn't immediately take immense amounts of damage. It realizes what I have just said, becomes fully sapient to immediatley respond, and complies immediately and cannibalizes itself, dealing damage to itself. Just in case, I set it on fire with a matchbook. Doubly just-in-case, I then apply gasoline to the fire I have just made. I then use Nukem on the Croach as well, irradiating it and making healing complicated for the Keepers (but not actually impossible).
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I smile and wave as a plane lands on the Croach.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
30/30 Guardian Orbs
18/50 Weath Ray
My Action: I put an infinite chunk loader back by the offscreen entities, allowing them to heal to full health by the time they are back in focus. I then spawn in the Guardian Orbs, and attempt to cause a chain reaction of CreeperVord explosions by firing an RPG at one of them.
SCP Foundation Action: D-class are sent in for manual labor to keep the massive flagship repaired.
Executor Action: Executor realizes it is out of the scope of this area, so it attempts to summon an Aureus Judicator to aid the massive flagship.
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 6/11)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 2/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 2/11)
I use a potion of Critmist on ManiacMasteR. I then raise up the Golden Globe and stab the ground with it. Nine Australium Heavies spring up with Brass Beasts, somehow already swerved up to full and firing full-auto at the Keepers, blocking me from attack (because I'm directly behind them, and hopefully). I then use the Golden Globe's intense healing abilities to heal myself further. Must stay alive!
Quest to Defeat Denizen: 11/25 Ouch. I am quite hurt.
Ultra Jump: 2/3
I throw the Unwrinkler at the croach and then mega jump on it!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
"NOT MANY. TO GET A CONSIDERABLE FORCE BUILT UP, WE'D NEED THOUSANDS OF DROPSHIPS, OF WHICH THERE ARE VERY FEW REASONABLY NEARBY."
"Mobilize them anyway, dammit. I don't care how long it takes, we need to have more even odds."
"AT ONCE."
The Skies of Godcraft: A large holographic exclamation mark illuminates the Far Lands, although it is not a surprise expression like the Metal Gear series uses it for. It is a summons. A call for aid. And the call is answered. A gigantic metal construct, a Mini-Mainframe, dominates the skies, various smaller craft flooding out from it.
Godcraft again: A relatively small, but still considerably large, dropship lands, ejecting the passengers, then flies back to the Mini-Mainframe. The small gathering of troops look up, stare down the Vord army, cash in their life insurance, and prepare for the battle.
Engietech Soldiers: 500/500 (X100) (More are summoned each turn)
Engietech Technicians: 100/100 (X250) (Repair injured Engietech and UNSC troops) (More are summoned each turn)
Engietech Pyromaniacs: 750/750 (X50) (More are summoned each turn)
"So, this is all?"
"NEGATIVE. MORE WILL COME TO FIGHT. THEY MIGHT NOT AGREE WITH YOUR SENSE OF MORALITY, BUT THEY ARE LOYAL TO A FAULT. THE STRONGER UNITS NEED MORE TIME TO PREPARE."
"Excellent. Inform the troops to maintain distance from the Behemoths and Bulks. None of them are near strong enough to safely engage."
My drone aims the Quadruple Machine Gun at a Vord Bulk, ignites both wing jet engines, and charges, spraying a literal hurricane of bullets. The wave of bullets from the Quadruple Machine Gun and the drone's fist impact the Vord Bulk at the same time.
I NEED TO KEEP TRACK OF TROOP DEPLOYMENT, AND SO CANNOT FIGHT AT THE MOMENT.
Space: "Heh. Back to the Bedrock thing, huh? I already showed you that wouldn't work."
This time, I don't even bother making a show of punching it out. Metal plating shifting to the side, the fragment of me erupts with power, so much power from accumulated millenniums, that shatters the Bedrock cage like glass. The plating shifts back into place, wings extending, as my drone flies after the ship, physics groaning painfully at the sheer violation a jet engine working in space is preforming on it.
"I'll admit, I'm a little curious to see where this ship heads. If there's a need for jails, there's prisoners. If there's prisoners, there's an army just waiting for a commander."
Circling the ship, I look for the nearest identifiable planet, mainly to get my bearings but also to find out where a good place to stage an invasion from would be.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Awkward Potion O0O SCP-500 = Potion of Panacea (1/2)
Fangshi Shuangren v2 3x3 && RPG-32 = F/S-32 (2/3?)
Moyu Aochuang 5x5 && SCP-345 = Planetcrafter's Speedcube (2/5?)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 24/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: UNICODER ABOOOOSE
I enter ꁍ with the Unicoder and a wall of potentially unwanted program windows shields bonziBUDDY. I then enter ꙸ￨⇰ and a hard-light wall shields Sunshine_Lord. Next up is hunter2, which is shielded by a wall of code painstakingly typed up with the Unicoder. I then enter a bunch of food emoji and 1Masterchef1 is shielded by a wall of them. Finally, I shield O)_(O with a wall of DTG memes entered with the Unicoder. I finish off with Battle Technique: Unicode ʟv. 10: United on the Vord Keepers.
36/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K. & K4yne: We gag as many Keepers as we can with ropes, pour some lamp oil on them, and blow them up with BOMBS! SO MANY BOMBS!
"Lamp oil? Ropes? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend! Rupees! MMMH."
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 9/9 Complete!
Physics Cannon: 23/30
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 25/30 (+2 from stronghammer)
Nanolight Superlander: 4/4 Complete!
Carbon Bay Doors: 3/3 Complete!
Science Container: 2/3
==Actions==
I wonder what we'll have to fi-HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF BUGS!
Good. I had thought for a moment that the orbital bombardment would be for naught.
Bender then tests iQuantimak out by shooting at some Creepervord. Lothyra ubercharges the Croach in a harmful way. This will mean that all Vord in the area will be infected with tiberium.
Also, the parts for the Cargo Bay are complete.
Lothyra then alchemizes Empty Room & Electromagnet Winch & Hover Dolly & Carbon Bay Doors & Large Lift = Cargo Bay, then reads Section 6 of the GameFAQs Guide.
LARGE LIFT: A large version of a lift, which in this case means an elevator without walls.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Awkward Potion O0O SCP-500 = Potion of Panacea (2/2)
Fangshi Shuangren v2 3x3 && RPG-32 = F/S-32 (3/3?)
Moyu Aochuang 5x5 && SCP-345 = Planetcrafter's Speedcube (3/5?)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 25/36
> Action: Grid-in THIS!
I force the following math test from my Testwriter onto some Vord, with the restrictions including "no caluculators allowed":
For every question you answer incorrectly, you will be shot with Toxicide 40,000,000 times. Grid in the numbers on your grid-in sheet. (The grid-in sheet allows for 4 characters out of 0-9, fraction slash, decimal point and negative sign. Ungriddable or inaccurate answers will be automatically marked wrong.) The time limit is 3 seconds. Incomplete questions will automatically be marked wrong.
1. What is 5933 + 10955?
2. What is 1394352304850293458 + 3428749324723984234799 × 2139939495
3. What is the tangent of a right angle?
4. 1 + 1 = 2, true or false?
5. What is 192 - 477932?
6. Which of the following is true: a) 3 + 3 = 9, b) 3 + 3 = 7, c) 3 + 3 = 2, d) 3 - 3 = 6?
7. Grid in a googolplex. There is no exponentiation spot on the grid-in.
Final Question: Prove and disprove Fermat's Last Theorem simultaneously. No copying off Andrew Wiles' proof or anyone else's proofs. Both proofs must pass peer-review at the same time. You may only use the gridding paper and only as intended. (i.e. gridding)
Also, aren't the Far Lands just an endless ocean which slowly contains more "fake chunks" in the current version of minecraft? I mean, the godmodder could have altered them, but...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I use Sweet Suite at the Endervord.
I then drink a Potion of Instant Health.
Heavy-Duty Thuleprism Mecha 3/4
Psiistick 3/4
Thuleprism Spikes 2/3
Long Live the Queen 38/50
Goose 19/20!
UNSC Repair Droid 1/10
Can we bring entities back to the Battlefield from here?
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
3/10 x3 TBA'd Attacks
Battlefield: Red uses my spoil of war on the vord
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the Vord
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x47, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x16, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
Wilson's Shop: $8
I dupe 3 potion of nectar
+2 to Wilson
Teethgnasher 5/11
+1 to Amp x2.
Question: is it ethical to summon ninety tons of unstable cursed exothermic Nova Cataclysms that will probably Taint the surrounding twenty miles from Greyhold onto the Vord?
I clone a Liquid Nest.
Then, I grip the bottle containing the esoteric fluid very carefully, dodging the occasional Vord. I promptly smash the thing on the ground. The writhing crimson fluid splatters over the ground, bubbling and frothing upon exposure to oxygen. I wave my hand through the air. This tears a rift into the fabric of reality, spewing forth Nox in precise amounts, designated by the natural wards and barriers that surround Nihil Parva. The dark liquid pools on the ground, creating a mixture of red and black fluids. The fusion of these two substances would normally be impossible, if not for the telekinetic force I applied to it during the actual process. Instead of vaporizing itself, it merely causes an ungodly amount of instability. Flux Gas floods the general area. I swear, if we continue to fight on this server for a few more months, GodCraft's atmosphere will end up being mostly Flux Gas. That would probably exterminate all life. Not a particularly favorable outcome. I activate the Black Ring. The mixture of ink immediately begins to form obscure shapes of various types, all of which appear familiar to the initiated. Infinity Runes, of course. The runes, upon appearing, promptly exude a series of waves energized by the Inky Abyss. The pressure of these waves crushes all nearby Vord. This is likely due to the fact that the pressure of these waves is actually the pressure of millions of gallons of ink upon a singular being. This continues for several minutes, crushing about a hundred or so Vord, assuming they have not already died from flux poisoning, which is very likely, at this point. I promptly vaporize the Infinity Runes. The instability generated by the corrosive existence of the Inky Abyss is not to be taken lightly. Regardless, it is a valuable asset for those who know how to utilize if. As such, I teleport around five or so Vord Keepers directly into the Inky Abyss. If I can't survive it for longer than ten minutes, they're going to be dead in a far smaller amount of time. I proceed to draw Fahrenheit -451, and coat the surrounding twenty blocks in Magifrost Unmelting. Absolute zero is about a billionth of a degree away with that foul frost, and it will certainly harm the surrounding Vord. In any case, it will serve to trip any Vord who walk upon it. I deactivate the Black Ring, and put the frost sword away.
I equip the Eye's Pyramidion, and proceed to search the Far Lands for any libraries, crypts, or other sources of ancient knowledge/artifacts and/or magic, including the Stronghold that we seek. I may come back here for excavation purposes.
I retrofit Rodney with a large amount of light Voidmetal plating. This should make him considerably more powerful, and block the mecha's every orifice, preventing him from being Taken. He shall be deployed within an enquier, if all goes well.
Binary-Covered Fang && Fluorite Octet = 0ctet (Level 8: 7/9)
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 7/10)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Bringer && Life Essence = Lifebringer 4/8
NEW Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = ??? 1/??
+2 to Irecreeper
I use the AUDITORY PISTON and summon the PIGMEN! Right when they are summoned, I pick them up in a BRINGER, and using BRINGER-PHYSICS, I create thousands of brought PIGMEN, which all launch into the vord forces and explode upon impact! The regular PIGMEN are unharmed, and go on to attack the Creepervords!
X-VIRUS 7/20 (Irecreeper'd)
X-PLAGUE 7/30 (Irecreeper'd)
X-EXTINCTION 6/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Kid Radd: 13/45
Kid Radd NES Cartridge: 4/4
Crunchitizer: 4/5
>PitTheAngel re-received the Molten Processor!
"More zerg! My favorite..."
>ATTACK Croach WITH Firework Flower
(Firework Flower: An upgraded fire flower that shoots yellow fireballs that explode into a small firework on impact. Able to destroy bricks.)
I shred some Keepers using the 0ctshredders.
I then throw a Splash Potion of Regeneration at the AG player with lowest health.
Heavy-Duty Thuleprism Mecha
Psiistick Complete!
Thuleprism Spikes Complete!
Staff && SCP-1968 && [url=http://fablehaven.wikia.com/wiki/Chronometer]The Chronometer[/url] && Quartz Timetable && [url=http://terraria.gamepedia.com/Crystal_Storm]Crystal Storm[/url]
Shoulder-Mounted Cannon || [url=http://terraria.gamepedia.com/Water_Bolt]Water Bolt[/url] && Psiicrystal && Sea Lantern && Thuleprism
Shadow Dissonance -c Mobile Turretcomputer
Long Live the Queen 39/50
UNSC Repair Droid 2/10
Dragonfly 1/20
[http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Moose/Goose]Moose[/url] Complete!
An intense thunderstorm suddenly manifests over the Far Lands, with several lightning strikes revealing an amount of eggs on the ground. Then, a huge, fluttering... thing lands on the temporary battlefield, relasing a honk that strikes every entity with a primal fear of time-traveling mobsters. It has the body of a huge goose, the big, shaggy head of a moose with huge antlers, and no clever portmanteaus to describe it with.
Info:
The Goose has a chargeup attack, Honk! that strikes fear in 3-5 random entities and prevents them from attacking that turn. Also, when it dies, it will let out a final honk regardless of the chargeup that hatches the Eggs and prevents entities from attacking its Moslings that turn.
Also, the 5 [url=http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Moose/Goose_Egg]Eggs[/url] are separate entities that are meatshielded by the Moose, except for from attacks that hit every entity or if the Goose is somehow unable to move that turn. Breaking an egg will spawn a [url=http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Mosling]Gosling[/url] that will fiercely attack anything that attacks the Moose. After the death of the Goose, the Moslings will attack the enity that killed it, moving on to other entities when the killer is dead. Also, their names will constantly alternate between Moose/Goose and Goslings/Moslings.
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I vote for all player's Specials. I then poke the Croach with the World's Sharpest Nail!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 7/11)
The Baconcase || Lesser Bacon Elemental && 1 million pieces of bacon && Essence of the Bacon King, ruler of all bacon = Esculentus (Level 10: 3/11)
The Mouseattractor || Lesser Cheese Elemental && Every type of cheese ever && Essence of the Cheese Queen, ruler of all cheese = Certamen Caseus (Level 10: 3/11)
I threaten the Croach with a special-made extra-hard Doom Course just for it if it doesn't immediately take immense amounts of damage. It realizes what I have just said, becomes fully sapient to immediatley respond, and complies immediately and cannibalizes itself, dealing damage to itself. Just in case, I set it on fire with a matchbook. Doubly just-in-case, I then apply gasoline to the fire I have just made. I then use Nukem on the Croach as well, irradiating it and making healing complicated for the Keepers (but not actually impossible).