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2/5. I secretly have a plan. I am going to use the upgraded Shrine to channel the powers of the Dimensional Monster to temporarily fuse with the glitch which will probably either destroy the universe or make it cancel out and save us.
And so Phil set off on his epic quest with his companion Phil and his sister Phil. Together they will face against many Phils to find out what happened to Phil before Phil destroys the world to get revenge on Phil for cheating on him with Phil.
Subspace Gunship: 6/25
If you fuse the glitch with the dimensional monster, they would either cancel out, or become twice as powerful. Either way, it would be pretty interesting, so go ahead.
I upgrade my voltzmobile with a corruption backup plan. if the glitch takes over the voltzmobile, I will use powerful shock collars to knock out all the crew, and then will just pilot the voltzmobile myself.
Meanwhile, I pick up iron golems with my ship's supermagnet and drop them on the iron golem factory, then fire an EMP missile on the whole bunch (which should shut down the factory for a turn)
4/15 respawn point. new upgrade for it: extra capacity. 5 turns for it to work, can be used an infinite amount of times, gives it 2 extra respawn slots.
I really could use some help! Respawn = good!
I start paying GLaDOS with all the gold i have collected from the skydoesminecraft village in my alternate dimension (if i hide out there the glitch may follow me, so i go to eat and collect my stuff, not hide) as a result of terrorizing it. And eating 90% of their population. (yes I AM a dragon)
Then i fly up to the moon and cast a motion-reversal spell on it, to make it slow down a good bit (some stabilization, plus some extra time befor it crashes.
Almost forgot to trebuchet-MS-ify the post.
I then take off and start flying and summoning lightning bolts on the irongolems.
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
I respawn myself with the power of force-ghostliness and then use one of the bodies I cloned way back a long time ago. It will have less health than other players though due to being a clone. It will die after 2 TT2000 posts due to being unstable. I also stop work on the Shrine of Seconding for now and begin work on an upgrade to the Necromancer's Shrine that allows both sides to activate neutrals. 1/5.
You were never killed, you just weren't on the player list!
It is a war against a godmodder who wishes to make all players rage quit. Recently, a glitch was summoned, which is causing everything to fall apart. You can help by stabilizing the moon.
I fire railguns and ender missiles into the iron golem squads, killing some and distracting others (because ender explosives spawn enderman that attack the iron golems, this attack does double damage unless the golems waste their attack to destroy the enderman)
2/5. I secretly have a plan. I am going to use the upgraded Shrine to channel the powers of the Dimensional Monster to temporarily fuse with the glitch which will probably either destroy the universe or make it cancel out and save us.
If you only give it the POWERS, it has a pretty large chance to backfire...
I upgrade my voltzmobile with a corruption backup plan. if the glitch takes over the voltzmobile, I will use powerful shock collars to knock out all the crew, and then will just pilot the voltzmobile myself.
Meanwhile, I pick up iron golems with my ship's supermagnet and drop them on the iron golem factory, then fire an EMP missile on the whole bunch (which should shut down the factory for a turn)
4/15 respawn point. new upgrade for it: extra capacity. 5 turns for it to work, can be used an infinite amount of times, gives it 2 extra respawn slots.
I really could use some help! Respawn = good!
I start paying GLaDOS with all the gold i have collected from the skydoesminecraft village in my alternate dimension (if i hide out there the glitch may follow me, so i go to eat and collect my stuff, not hide) as a result of terrorizing it. And eating 90% of their population. (yes I AM a dragon)
Then i fly up to the moon and cast a motion-reversal spell on it, to make it slow down a good bit (some stabilization, plus some extra time befor it crashes.
Almost forgot to trebuchet-MS-ify the post.
I then take off and start flying and summoning lightning bolts on the irongolems.
That upgrade will not work! +40000$ GLaDOS bribing process and 3% moon stabilization process!
GLITCH STATUS Godmodder existence integrity: 92% Player invincibility integrity: GONE% Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 45% Environment integrity: 55% Game engine integrity: 81% Code integrity: 60% Overall playability: 61% Glitch integrity: unknown
The anti-godmodders all attempt to scrape some cash together for GLaDOS. They come up with 50000$, which they use for bribing purposes. The glitch destroyer elites, helped by the server moderators, launch a magnetic rocket into the sky to push the moon back, giving it +8% stabilization! The godmodder attempts to glitch-blast the bunker, but it moves up a large amount and hits the moon instead, pushing it back slightly for 5% stabilization!
Suddenly, random chunk errors appear everywhere! Anything that enters them is destroyed instantly, and now a quarter of all attack fail!
The next victim of the anti-player curse is GLaDOS! You can still bribe her, but now she will attempt to kill players as you are doing it!
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-player)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 1 posts remaining)
GLaDOS: 29100/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-player)(has 10 cube bits, requires $585000 more to hand them over)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)(housing Crusher)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
Bits found: 20/64
Hostile environment: 25% attack block
Server moderators: 10000/10000x3(anti-glitch)
Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-glitch)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)(housing droideka)
Moon: 39% stabilized(anti-everything)(contains 10 pieces)(need to stabilize to grab pieces)(4 turns until crash)
Bunker: 10000/10000(anti-glitch)(housing Sylveon)
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
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I send 2 magnets that are attracted to each other, one on the moon and one far away from here. It might send the moon the other way or stabilize it.
If it does either I'm happy
And by it I ment the glitch. So I throw cake at the glitch for the Lolz.
And so Phil set off on his epic quest with his companion Phil and his sister Phil. Together they will face against many Phils to find out what happened to Phil before Phil destroys the world to get revenge on Phil for cheating on him with Phil.
I upgrade ny force field and make it sealed with bedrock, so the Moon can't really move at all.
I give GLaDOS a Gravity Gun to experiement with! She will make new tests out of this, hopefully...and then before she can do anything, I retreat to the Bunker.
I attach 25 Solid-Hydrogen fueled rockets to the moon, each roughly the the size of the empire state building. I then begin to burn the fuel, thus creating thrust and raising the moon's periapsis.
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AND WE WOULD NEED TO RESTART! D:
(as I meant as getting shut down I mean BSOD! )
my profile picture is robbie rotten + doomguy
"DO IT FROG!"
I throw cake at it
I then proceed to hide so he doesn't kill me
(Also you spelled my name wrong
WHY
If you fuse the glitch with the dimensional monster, they would either cancel out, or become twice as powerful. Either way, it would be pretty interesting, so go ahead.
Meanwhile, I pick up iron golems with my ship's supermagnet and drop them on the iron golem factory, then fire an EMP missile on the whole bunch (which should shut down the factory for a turn)
I really could use some help! Respawn = good!
I start paying GLaDOS with all the gold i have collected from the skydoesminecraft village in my alternate dimension (if i hide out there the glitch may follow me, so i go to eat and collect my stuff, not hide) as a result of terrorizing it. And eating 90% of their population. (yes I AM a dragon)
Then i fly up to the moon and cast a motion-reversal spell on it, to make it slow down a good bit (some stabilization, plus some extra time befor it crashes.
Almost forgot to trebuchet-MS-ify the post.
I then take off and start flying and summoning lightning bolts on the irongolems.
I don't see any rainbow text here.
You were never killed, you just weren't on the player list!
+10% moon stability! It continues falling, but you are helping...
It is a war against a godmodder who wishes to make all players rage quit. Recently, a glitch was summoned, which is causing everything to fall apart. You can help by stabilizing the moon.
You have retreated to the voltsmobile! +4% moon stabilization!
+3% moon stabilization!
+6% moon stabilization! GLaDOS thanks you, but comments on it not being as good as material goods.
Golem squads killed!
We'll see about that.
If you only give it the POWERS, it has a pretty large chance to backfire...
I have fixed your name. What do you mean by "it"?
The squads are dead!
That upgrade will not work! +40000$ GLaDOS bribing process and 3% moon stabilization process!
What is "it"?
GLITCH STATUS
Godmodder existence integrity: 92%
Player invincibility integrity: GONE%
Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 45%
Environment integrity: 55%
Game engine integrity: 81%
Code integrity: 60%
Overall playability: 61%
Glitch integrity: unknown
The anti-godmodders all attempt to scrape some cash together for GLaDOS. They come up with 50000$, which they use for bribing purposes. The glitch destroyer elites, helped by the server moderators, launch a magnetic rocket into the sky to push the moon back, giving it +8% stabilization! The godmodder attempts to glitch-blast the bunker, but it moves up a large amount and hits the moon instead, pushing it back slightly for 5% stabilization!
Suddenly, random chunk errors appear everywhere! Anything that enters them is destroyed instantly, and now a quarter of all attack fail!
The next victim of the anti-player curse is GLaDOS! You can still bribe her, but now she will attempt to kill players as you are doing it!
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-player)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 1 posts remaining)
GLaDOS: 29100/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-player)(has 10 cube bits, requires $585000 more to hand them over)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)(housing Crusher)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
Bits found: 20/64
Hostile environment: 25% attack block
Server moderators: 10000/10000x3(anti-glitch)
Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-glitch)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)(housing droideka)
Moon: 39% stabilized(anti-everything)(contains 10 pieces)(need to stabilize to grab pieces)(4 turns until crash)
Bunker: 10000/10000(anti-glitch)(housing Sylveon)
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
Player list:
Sylveon:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(housing Sylveon)
Brucaboy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Droideka:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(housed)
Snorkydo:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Twinbuilder:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Sigmatw:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bluejay:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Crusher:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(housed)
Madscientist:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Rhozy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Jillybean:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Frog81: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
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Anyways, I open fire on Glados. If she does not hand the cube bits over, we may have to grab them off her after we blow her up.
I send 2 magnets that are attracted to each other, one on the moon and one far away from here. It might send the moon the other way or stabilize it.
If it does either I'm happy
And by it I ment the glitch. So I throw cake at the glitch for the Lolz.
3/20
WHY
I bake brownies, somehow manage to weaponize them, and launch missiles equipped with brownie warheads at the moon to stabilize it.
TT2000, you are genius.
1/5
I start building a huge space Mech to help stabilizes the moon.
Eat sandwich.
NOM NOM NOM NOM
I shoot an RPG at GLaDOS from a distance away, except I replace the grenade with a large bundle of cash.
I give GLaDOS a Gravity Gun to experiement with! She will make new tests out of this, hopefully...and then before she can do anything, I retreat to the Bunker.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
2/8