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I point and laugh at thundercam for doubleposting, then continue work.
The voltzmobile fires a red matter missile made out of indestructium at the moon. it crashes through the moon and detonates on the other side of the moon, helping stabilize it.
The voltzmobile fires a red matter missile made out of indestructium at the moon. it crashes through the moon and detonates on the other side of the moon, helping stabilize it.
Captain Kirk: Load the Genesis Device! Now!
Armamanet control guy: Loaded!
Captain Kirk: Lock the godmodder!
Armamament control guy: Lock 'n Loaded!
Captain Kirk: FIRE!!!!!!!!!
*a Photon Torpedo containing the Genesis Device fires*
Captain Kirk: Spock! F__k that warp drive now to go to Warp 9.9!
Spock: Roger!
*USS Enterprise warps away*
2 mins later.............
*The Genesis Device blows up epicly bringing minus 600 HP to the Godmodder*
The Genesis photon torpedo has a 500 HP Deflector Shield preventing all attacks from the allies of the Godmodder and the Godmodder itself
****Secondary attack**** (If primary attack fails or after the primary attack is sucessful)
From Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (CCAFS) in Florida and Baikonur Cosmodrome in Russia,
I launch 500 Saturn V rockets all containing 1,000 Megaton nukes from CCAFS and 200 Soyuz rockets from Baikonur containing 500 Megaton nukes. Total rockets launched: 700 Chance to hit the godmodder: 3 to 1
I clone Chuck Norris and order the clone to scare away the textcolor white, so no more unreadable white texts will occur. After that, I gift GLaDOS a squadron of mantis-men to test with.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Would you like to know the atomic structure of a piece of bread?
Subspace Gunship: 9/25
Moon repulsion device: 2/3
I do some research to find out which currency is easiest to counterfeit. Then I print a trillion units of said currency and give them to GLaDOS.
I help Snorkydo slow the glitch, since it gives us our immunity back! I'm happy for that, by the way. 1/10
Also, I continue to bribe GLaDOS with endless Wheatley Clones so she can brutally torture them, as she hates him. I also continue to stabilize the moon, and dffhkz,gzlskhdsz
Reality Failing Slowed Down. System Restore Point being created slowly. However, atoms are spewing out of everything in large chunks. Two random things will take damage each turn until this is fixed. In time, everything will dissipate until you are 8-bit models of yourself, unless you find more Cube Bits. Have a nice day!
Darn it! Anyway, I continue to stabilize the moon with an enormous electric fan that will push the moon back.
+30000$ GLaDOS bribing and 3% moon stability! The glitch has disabled system restore points, and reality failing can only barely be slowed down(and there is no permanent solution-you can only slow it down by raising the integrity of things!). Due to the failing NPC integrity, 2 things will now take damage each turn!
I join the game and build a secret underground obsidian/bedrock base protected with pressure plates surrounded by TNT that prevents ANYTHING from entering. Named: Secret Underground Lair Health: 7000/7000 Info: Has a computer lab with a NASA computer with a super anti-virus and anti-godmodder and anti-hack protection. It also houses me.
Using my smart brain, I hack into the glitch system and create a antivirus system. 5/10
I build a launch station protected with a forcefield that is godmodder-proof and make a anti-integrity missle that gets rid of all integrity and I launch the missle and it works! NO WAY TO STOP IT AT ALL!!!!!!!
I also shoot another stabilizing missle at the moon causing the moon to get back in space more stabilized.
I'm going to skip the whole lengthy "everything failed" paragraph to say that the only thing that was successful is you giving the moon +2% stabilization.
I shoot missiles at Glados. Luckily, they miss. because they are very expensive missiles made out of indestructium, this bribes Glados. The railguns wipe out the iron golem squad. Meanwhile, I begin building an advanced targeting system that can track enemies on opposite sides of the ship, allowing both sides to fire on seperate targets. 1/5 computer upgrade
I point and laugh at thundercam for doubleposting, then continue work.
The voltzmobile fires a red matter missile made out of indestructium at the moon. it crashes through the moon and detonates on the other side of the moon, helping stabilize it.
Captain Kirk: Load the Genesis Device! Now!
Armamanet control guy: Loaded!
Captain Kirk: Lock the godmodder!
Armamament control guy: Lock 'n Loaded!
Captain Kirk: FIRE!!!!!!!!!
*a Photon Torpedo containing the Genesis Device fires*
Captain Kirk: Spock! F__k that warp drive now to go to Warp 9.9!
Spock: Roger!
*USS Enterprise warps away*
2 mins later.............
*The Genesis Device blows up epicly bringing minus 600 HP to the Godmodder*
The Genesis photon torpedo has a 500 HP Deflector Shield preventing all attacks from the allies of the Godmodder and the Godmodder itself
****Secondary attack**** (If primary attack fails or after the primary attack is sucessful)
From Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (CCAFS) in Florida and Baikonur Cosmodrome in Russia,
I launch 500 Saturn V rockets all containing 1,000 Megaton nukes from CCAFS and 200 Soyuz rockets from Baikonur containing 500 Megaton nukes. Total rockets launched: 700 Chance to hit the godmodder: 3 to 1
I clone Chuck Norris and order the clone to scare away the textcolor white, so no more unreadable white texts will occur. After that, I gift GLaDOS a squadron of mantis-men to test with.
Your text appears to be azure... I think you are bribing GLaDOS, so +70000$ to GLaDoS bribing!
Subspace Gunship: 9/25
Moon repulsion device: 2/3
I do some research to find out which currency is easiest to counterfeit. Then I print a trillion units of said currency and give them to GLaDOS.
Upgraded Motherboard. The Money Maker is almost complete.13/20
GLITCH STATUS Godmodder existence integrity: 90% Player invincibility integrity: GONE% Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 30% Environment integrity: 45% Game engine integrity: 72% Code integrity: 45% Overall playability: 49% Glitch integrity: unknown
The godmodder attempts to glitch-blast the Voltsmobile! He hits, for 50000 damage! The voltsmobile donates 20000 health from spare parts to GLaDOS, while the destroyer elites and moderators all give some of their own money! It JUST totals $145000, and thus GLaDOS hands over the Hexahedron bits! GLaDOS attempts to neurotoxin a player, but it fails because player invincibility! GLaDOS and the bunker randomly take 10000 damage, destroying the bunker!
Glitchy obsidian trees begin popping up, making it even harder to successfully launch attacks! Same for the coding! Suddenly, the players feel vulnerable again! Player invincibility is back off!
The tetrahedron finding ship realized that a set of 10 bits is in an extradimensional portal that requires 10 posts of help to open! The posts reset whenever I post, so they must be done within 1 of my posts!
GLaDOS: 16100/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-player)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 80000/80000+5000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)(housing Crusher)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
Bits found: 30/64
Hostile environment and code failure: 35% attack block and 15% attack backfire
Server moderators: 10000/10000x3(anti-glitch)
Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-glitch)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)(housing droideka)
Moon: 82% stabilized(anti-everything)(contains 10 pieces)(need to stabilize to grab pieces)(3 turns until crash)
Extradimensional portal(has 10 bits)(requires collective effort of 10 posts to open)(post resetter)
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
I'm going to skip the whole lengthy "everything failed" paragraph to say that the only thing that was successful is you giving the moon +2% stabilization.
NO DOUBLE POSTING!
Ok sorry :/
Since "everything failed", I will begin working on a secret underground lair.
Found spot for the lair and dug the hole for it. 1/7
Money Maker no longer needed so I destroyed it.
Instead, I pour water on GlaDOS, so she short-circuits.
4/10 extradimensional portal
3/5 advanced targeting
I use the voltzmobile's matter fabricators to begin to rebuild the health. 1/8 refabrication.
PS: I was NOT shooting missiles at the moon, they go through and detonate on the other side, creating gravity field that pulls the moon away from earth.
7/10 portal.
I Repair the voltzmobile (however much one post can heal)'s shield.
5/15 respawn point.
Then I shrink the moon a good bit (for the next 2 turns, stabilization attempts are multiplied by 1.5 as the moon is smaller and easier to delay/stabilize.) (yes, this is like the shrink-ray in "despicable me", only temporary)
I use my draconic powers to ensure that TT2000 will not post next. I grow some scales. Reduced damage to me Also, the only thing that the environment can actually block here is the voltzmobile repair. nothing else is relevant TREBUCHET MS!
(and some times new roman for you to glitch out.)
<--- Glitch that. You'll find a way. rn m Theweasel, That is NOT a baby dragon.
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
The voltzmobile fires a red matter missile made out of indestructium at the moon. it crashes through the moon and detonates on the other side of the moon, helping stabilize it.
Great, you blew it up.
Great job breaking it.
4/5
I go back in time and knock out Crusher48 before he ordered the voltsmobile to shoot red matter missles at the moon.
Then i hit the Godmodder using Crusher48 as a human bat.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
This is USS Enterprise nearing the godmodder
Captain Kirk: Load the Genesis Device! Now!
Armamanet control guy: Loaded!
Captain Kirk: Lock the godmodder!
Armamament control guy: Lock 'n Loaded!
Captain Kirk: FIRE!!!!!!!!!
*a Photon Torpedo containing the Genesis Device fires*
Captain Kirk: Spock! F__k that warp drive now to go to Warp 9.9!
Spock: Roger!
*USS Enterprise warps away*
2 mins later.............
*The Genesis Device blows up epicly bringing minus 600 HP to the Godmodder*
The Genesis photon torpedo has a 500 HP Deflector Shield preventing all attacks from the allies of the Godmodder and the Godmodder itself
****Secondary attack****
(If primary attack fails or after the primary attack is sucessful)
From Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (CCAFS) in Florida and Baikonur Cosmodrome in Russia,
I launch 500 Saturn V rockets all containing 1,000 Megaton nukes from CCAFS and 200 Soyuz rockets from Baikonur containing 500 Megaton nukes. Total rockets launched: 700 Chance to hit the godmodder: 3 to 1
TT2000, you are genius.
Moon repulsion device: 2/3
I do some research to find out which currency is easiest to counterfeit. Then I print a trillion units of said currency and give them to GLaDOS.
NOTHING is immune!
+30000$ GLaDOS bribing and 3% moon stability! The glitch has disabled system restore points, and reality failing can only barely be slowed down(and there is no permanent solution-you can only slow it down by raising the integrity of things!). Due to the failing NPC integrity, 2 things will now take damage each turn!
Requires a charged attack!
I will count this if I see you post again.
I'm going to skip the whole lengthy "everything failed" paragraph to say that the only thing that was successful is you giving the moon +2% stabilization.
NO DOUBLE POSTING!
+50000$ GLaDOS bribing! Golem squad destroyed!
Put your font in Trebuchet MS if you don't want it to look weird.
You should only increase charges by 1 per post. If its going to take 4 posts to charge, put the number 4 instead of 20. And, no double posting!
+10% moon stabilization(somehow)...
Too late.
+60000$ GLaDOS bribing!
Attack blocked by environment!
Your text appears to be azure... I think you are bribing GLaDOS, so +70000$ to GLaDoS bribing!
+20000$ GLaDOS bribing!
GLITCH STATUS
Godmodder existence integrity: 90%
Player invincibility integrity: GONE%
Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 30%
Environment integrity: 45%
Game engine integrity: 72%
Code integrity: 45%
Overall playability: 49%
Glitch integrity: unknown
The godmodder attempts to glitch-blast the Voltsmobile! He hits, for 50000 damage! The voltsmobile donates 20000 health from spare parts to GLaDOS, while the destroyer elites and moderators all give some of their own money! It JUST totals $145000, and thus GLaDOS hands over the Hexahedron bits! GLaDOS attempts to neurotoxin a player, but it fails because player invincibility! GLaDOS and the bunker randomly take 10000 damage, destroying the bunker!
Glitchy obsidian trees begin popping up, making it even harder to successfully launch attacks! Same for the coding! Suddenly, the players feel vulnerable again! Player invincibility is back off!
The tetrahedron finding ship realized that a set of 10 bits is in an extradimensional portal that requires 10 posts of help to open! The posts reset whenever I post, so they must be done within 1 of my posts!
GLaDOS: 16100/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-player)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 80000/80000+5000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)(housing Crusher)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
Bits found: 30/64
Hostile environment and code failure: 35% attack block and 15% attack backfire
Server moderators: 10000/10000x3(anti-glitch)
Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-glitch)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)(housing droideka)
Moon: 82% stabilized(anti-everything)(contains 10 pieces)(need to stabilize to grab pieces)(3 turns until crash)
Extradimensional portal(has 10 bits)(requires collective effort of 10 posts to open)(post resetter)
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
Player list:
Sylveon:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Brucaboy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Droideka:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(housed)
Snorkydo:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Twinbuilder:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Sigmatw:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bluejay:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Crusher:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(housed)
Madscientist:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Rhozy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Jillybean:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Frog81: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Flamerboy: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Thundercam: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
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Ok sorry :/
Since "everything failed", I will begin working on a secret underground lair.
Found spot for the lair and dug the hole for it. 1/7
Money Maker no longer needed so I destroyed it.
Instead, I pour water on GlaDOS, so she short-circuits.
+1 Post for ExtraDimensional Portal
I help out Snorkydo some more! 4/10
I use a rocket to push the moon backwards, stabilizing it.
1+ ExtraDimensional Stuff
3/5 advanced targeting
I use the voltzmobile's matter fabricators to begin to rebuild the health. 1/8 refabrication.
PS: I was NOT shooting missiles at the moon, they go through and detonate on the other side, creating gravity field that pulls the moon away from earth.
*ties rockets to moon, and launches the moon away from earth*
4/5 advanced targeting
2/8 refabrication
I Repair the voltzmobile (however much one post can heal)'s shield.
5/15 respawn point.
Then I shrink the moon a good bit (for the next 2 turns, stabilization attempts are multiplied by 1.5 as the moon is smaller and easier to delay/stabilize.) (yes, this is like the shrink-ray in "despicable me", only temporary)
I use my draconic powers to ensure that TT2000 will not post next.
I grow some scales. Reduced damage to me
Also, the only thing that the environment can actually block here is the voltzmobile repair. nothing else is relevant
TREBUCHET MS!
(and some times new roman for you to glitch out.)
Theweasel, That is NOT a baby dragon.
5/5
I send the Super Mech into space to stablize to moon.
Mech
10000/10000
Bad defenses
+2% Moon stablilization every TT2000 post