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The text glitch being gone I come back with an attack...
Doomsday (if you want info on him, check the link in my sig) is summoned...
Notable buffs: being a being of another multiverse, any automatic status defects (like the reality destabilization and the glitch in general) have no effect on him, making him immune to their effects as well; the cliffs don't count as a defect, they are part of the landscape, but they won't affect him.
More on that in a bit.
The buffs I give him are mind controlled: the godmodder and other people can in no way, shape, or form, take control of him or divert his attacks by manipulating him, as I am the only one who can control him, and courage: he is immune to anything with a 100% chance to stop of kill him. Insta-kill attacks fail, as do insta-stuns and such.
His strength: he is thousands of feet tall, has 15 sets of arms, is made of almost raw doom magic with some entropy mixed in, he can summon weapons composed of doom magic to help him fight, can use incredibly powerful doom magic to help him fight (grows in strength as the world takes damage, so the closer the world gets to dying, the more powerful he gets), and has a doom shield that protects him from almost all attacks.
Also, due to his sheer size, the cliffs act as no block to him, he is unaffected by them.
Think he's ugly? If you beat him I've got ten more enemies even worse than he is.
Oh yeah, hp=1,000,000,000,000,000,000
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It stands for Unified Minecraft Magic Theory
BTW TT2000, I'm going to be gone for about a week or so. If player invulnerability wears off in that time, please don't kill me until I have a chance to defend myself.
[Initiating safe font...]
Hexahedron-Finding AirShip: 30/30
Out of the black hole blasts our old friend, the multi-purpose ship that never actually was added as an entity *cough cough*! It's HP count is around 50000/50000. It's now outfitted with an advanced radar scanning system, which will track the precise location of 10 new hexahedron pieces every TT2000 post. In addition, it has strong (5000 hp) anti-glitch shields which can be turned on and off. However, the sheilds and the radar cannot both be active at the same time.
The "black hole" portal shrinks, but doesn't completely disappear...
I Begin Casting Random Spells (all relating to searching for hexahedron bits) to try to find out where more are (besides the stability monster) I also Siphon the stability monster, trying to take some of the glitch resistance out of it and putting it into the Game (spread out evenly, if this attack works) And you didnt answer my question earlier! How do i summon something! I need an explanation! anybody?!?!?
Your spell finds that there are 10 more bits in GLaDOS's hands! But she will only give them to you if you bribe her. You summon something by either simply saying that you summon it(but that tends to backfire) or you charge the summon with a number of posts. Every post by you increases the charge by 1, and the longer you charge it, the more powerful and successful the entity is likely to be.
The text glitch being gone I come back with an attack...
Doomsday (if you want info on him, check the link in my sig) is summoned...
Notable buffs: being a being of another multiverse, any automatic status defects (like the reality destabilization and the glitch in general) have no effect on him, making him immune to their effects as well; the cliffs don't count as a defect, they are part of the landscape, but they won't affect him.
More on that in a bit.
The buffs I give him are mind controlled: the godmodder and other people can in no way, shape, or form, take control of him or divert his attacks by manipulating him, as I am the only one who can control him, and courage: he is immune to anything with a 100% chance to stop of kill him. Insta-kill attacks fail, as do insta-stuns and such.
His strength: he is thousands of feet tall, has 15 sets of arms, is made of almost raw doom magic with some entropy mixed in, he can summon weapons composed of doom magic to help him fight, can use incredibly powerful doom magic to help him fight (grows in strength as the world takes damage, so the closer the world gets to dying, the more powerful he gets), and has a doom shield that protects him from almost all attacks.
Also, due to his sheer size, the cliffs act as no block to him, he is unaffected by them.
Think he's ugly? If you beat him I've got ten more enemies even worse than he is.
Oh yeah, hp=1,000,000,000,000,000,000
BTW TT2000, I'm going to be gone for about a week or so. If player invulnerability wears off in that time, please don't kill me until I have a chance to defend myself.
[Initiating safe font...]
Hexahedron-Finding AirShip: 30/30
Out of the black hole blasts our old friend, the multi-purpose ship that never actually was added as an entity *cough cough*! It's HP count is around 50000/50000. It's now outfitted with an advanced radar scanning system, which will track the precise location of 10 new hexahedron pieces every TT2000 post. In addition, it has strong (5000 hp) anti-glitch shields which can be turned on and off. However, the sheilds and the radar cannot both be active at the same time.
The "black hole" portal shrinks, but doesn't completely disappear...
Hexahedron-finding ship activated! Judging by the fact that I think you started charging this before the whole glitch thing, you either have extreme powers of foresight or you never knew what the charge was going to do in the first place.
I bombard the godmodder with gatling mortars firing vials of 0.5 litres of nitroglyzerin, miracolously not blowing them and myself up.
The godmodder attempts to use his glitch powers to stop them! They all are absorbed!
GLITCH STATUS Godmodder existence integrity: 94% Player invincibility integrity: GONE% Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 70% Environment integrity: 70% Game engine integrity: 88% Code integrity: 70% Overall playability: 72% Glitch integrity: unknown
The godmodder attempts to glitch-blast GLaDOS, but it curves away and hits Saxton Hale instead, killing him! The anti-godmodders and glitch destroyer elites all go for the stability monster, but only manage to deal 1000 damage, as it is strong against NPC attacks! The moderators give GLaDOS some of their diamond stashes(lamenting their lack of the "/give" command), and it is worth $50000! Some sugarcane and pumpkins begin randomly dotting the landscape, making attacks fail more often!
Suddenly, the players, who had at that point been rushing to their next attack, trip, and...feel pain. They are not invincible anymore...
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-godmodder)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 3 posts remaining)
Golem Squads: 1000/1000x4(anti-godmodder)
GLaDOS: 29100/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-godmodder)(has 10 cube bits, requires $950000 more to hand them over)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
Bits found: 10/64
Stability monster: 6500/10000(neutral)(immune to failing reality)(has 10 cube bits)
Hostile environment: 15% attack block
Server moderators: 10000/10000x3(anti-glitch)
Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-glitch)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
There can be a maximum of two "quests" for the bits at one time, so all attempts to add more will fail unless there is a spot open.
Also, if you "die", you might be banned forever from the game! Enjoy! One hit kill survivor means you will survive an attack that would kill you at full-health with 1 HP.
I activate my super transformation again, upgrading my HP and giving me more attack abilities (i get 1000 HP, and keep instakill immunity). The Voltzmobile crew builds a safe room that will allow up to 3 players with 50% or less HP to hide in it to avoid attack. The rest of the voltzmobile activates withering shots.
A wonderful thing happens,,, Someone selects my text with their mouse! resulting in this...
The text glitch being gone I come back with an attack... Doomsday (if you want info on him, check the link in my sig) is summoned... Notable buffs: being a being of another multiverse, any automatic status defects (like the reality destabilization and the glitch in general) have no effect on him, making him immune to their effects as well; the cliffs don't count as a defect, they are part of the landscape, but they won't affect him. More on that in a bit. The buffs I give him are mind controlled: the godmodder and other people can in no way, shape, or form, take control of him or divert his attacks by manipulating him, as I am the only one who can control him, and courage: he is immune to anything with a 100% chance to stop of kill him. Insta-kill attacks fail, as do insta-stuns and such. His strength: he is thousands of feet tall, has 15 sets of arms, is made of almost raw doom magic with some entropy mixed in, he can summon weapons composed of doom magic to help him fight, can use incredibly powerful doom magic to help him fight (grows in strength as the world takes damage, so the closer the world gets to dying, the more powerful he gets), and has a doom shield that protects him from almost all attacks.
Also, due to his sheer size, the cliffs act as no block to him, he is unaffected by them. Think he's ugly? If you beat him I've got ten more enemies even worse than he is. Oh yeah, hp=1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Ah, it seems to have effected the rest of my post, oh well. OT: this selection and background color change makes my post actually happen, as the glitch does not expect my post to be healed, it cannot re-glitch it because it IS glitched.
Ah yes, if I can, I use my limbo drive on Doomsday. Limbo drive: when activated, sends target into or out of limbo. while in limbo a target cannot affect or be affected by anything until being taken out of limbo by a limbo drive. My text happens to be Trebuchet MS for some reason... Hm, guess I'm immune to the text glitch.
o_o What have I done...?! I do not want to be banned from the game forever, so I quickly bribe GLaDOS with many enhanced robot test subjects that are much smarter than the ones she uses now, and I unleash an UBER-MEGA-LASER on the Stability Monster. However, this laser cannot be an UBER-MEGA-LASER unless you support it! Guys! Make the attack stronger!Also, if my theory is correct, when we find the next set of ten cube bits, our invincibility integrity should be restored somewhat!
P.S. Does being banned from the game mean what I think it means...?! That you can no longer post?!
I quickly drink a resistance 5 potion. then get an advanced jetpack (you void-drop me? nope )
then i start bribing GLaDOS with a better anti-test subject arsenal. so the events of portal 1 and 2 dont repeat themselves. I also give her more cake.
I start working on a command, making it accessible (/spawnpoint)
1/15
What it will do is instead of death banning you, you can come back after 3 pages. (60 posts, if im correct?)(reason for long wait is that the spawnpoint is a ways off. you have to walk back. This is to try to salvage it from the glitch.)
Upon respawn, you lose ALL buffs that you had, and anything you were working on loses 5 progress points.
It has upgrades for things like /keepinventory (buffs kept), or a shorter respawn time (railways, the spawnpoint is way off to keep it away from the massively glitched out area)
upgrade list:
Keepinventory, 0/20, you keep all buffs upon respawn.
Railway, 0/20, -1 page until respawn (now 2 pages)
Netherpath, 0/30, -1 page until respawn (now 1 page, must have railway complete first)
Ill use freaking trebuchet! alright!?!?!?!? (i actually was posting through my tablet a while back, which doesnt have font support or something, it makes it default, even if i try to use times new roman.)
Then I nuke the Hostile Environment Block, destroying part of it. (14% now)Hostile environment cannot block this one, as it would just do its intended effect elsewhere. Also, wouldnt an attack that was blocked by the environment reduce the chance of it blocking a different attack? i mean like trying to nuke the godmodder, and a mountain blocking it... i dont think that moutain would be there anymore.
If the /spawnpoint thing is OP, just tell me how it can be nerfed (longer time to build? longer reload for respawning? no upgrades? i just dont wanna be not able to post. this IS a minecraft server, as you said. it could be hardcore i guess, This will make it NOT hardcore mode!
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
I use my Quantum batboxes to upgrade Twinbuilder's laser, have the voltzmobile fire on the stability monster (with the withering shots bonus), and then use the shrine to fire the mega tank's arsenal, launching hundreds of tank shells and rockets at the stability monster.
2/15.
I could use some help here guys/girls!
I Calldown the powers of the great and mighty ROFLCOPTER to attack the stability monster.
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Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
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Doomsday (if you want info on him, check the link in my sig) is summoned...
Notable buffs: being a being of another multiverse, any automatic status defects (like the reality destabilization and the glitch in general) have no effect on him, making him immune to their effects as well; the cliffs don't count as a defect, they are part of the landscape, but they won't affect him.
More on that in a bit.
The buffs I give him are mind controlled: the godmodder and other people can in no way, shape, or form, take control of him or divert his attacks by manipulating him, as I am the only one who can control him, and courage: he is immune to anything with a 100% chance to stop of kill him. Insta-kill attacks fail, as do insta-stuns and such.
His strength: he is thousands of feet tall, has 15 sets of arms, is made of almost raw doom magic with some entropy mixed in, he can summon weapons composed of doom magic to help him fight, can use incredibly powerful doom magic to help him fight (grows in strength as the world takes damage, so the closer the world gets to dying, the more powerful he gets), and has a doom shield that protects him from almost all attacks.
Also, due to his sheer size, the cliffs act as no block to him, he is unaffected by them.
Think he's ugly? If you beat him I've got ten more enemies even worse than he is.
Oh yeah, hp=1,000,000,000,000,000,000
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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my profile picture is robbie rotten + doomguy
A loud rumble is heard coming from the "black hole"....
It stands for Unified Minecraft Magic Theory
BTW TT2000, I'm going to be gone for about a week or so. If player invulnerability wears off in that time, please don't kill me until I have a chance to defend myself.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I BLAST the stablilty monster with the power of my fez and Far Lands powers combined!
EDIT: PAGECLAIM! This doesn't affect the attack, but still.
Send a search team to see if they can find more Bits.
Then send a drone to scan the Glitch for info on it.
0/10
Hexahedron-Finding AirShip: 30/30
Out of the black hole blasts our old friend, the multi-purpose ship that never actually was added as an entity *cough cough*! It's HP count is around 50000/50000. It's now outfitted with an advanced radar scanning system, which will track the precise location of 10 new hexahedron pieces every TT2000 post. In addition, it has strong (5000 hp) anti-glitch shields which can be turned on and off. However, the sheilds and the radar cannot both be active at the same time.
The "black hole" portal shrinks, but doesn't completely disappear...
I bombard the godmodder with gatling mortars firing vials of 0.5 litres of nitroglyzerin, miracolously not blowing them and myself up.
TT2000, you are genius.
1500 damage!
Your spell finds that there are 10 more bits in GLaDOS's hands! But she will only give them to you if you bribe her. You summon something by either simply saying that you summon it(but that tends to backfire) or you charge the summon with a number of posts. Every post by you increases the charge by 1, and the longer you charge it, the more powerful and successful the entity is likely to be.
The misspelling was stopped, but it will still go into colors and underlines/italics/bold/crossed out if you don't use trebuchet MS!
I think the glitch turned your whole post white.
Does nothing!
Noted.
+7500 health to GLaDOS, 1000 damage to the stability monster!
They don't find anything!
Chuck Norris already transported himself and it off-reality to prevent the glitch from interfering in the fight!
Hexahedron-finding ship activated! Judging by the fact that I think you started charging this before the whole glitch thing, you either have extreme powers of foresight or you never knew what the charge was going to do in the first place.
The SCP foundation won't let you in, telling you that they know and that they are fake!
The godmodder attempts to use his glitch powers to stop them! They all are absorbed!
GLITCH STATUS
Godmodder existence integrity: 94%
Player invincibility integrity: GONE%
Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 70%
Environment integrity: 70%
Game engine integrity: 88%
Code integrity: 70%
Overall playability: 72%
Glitch integrity: unknown
The godmodder attempts to glitch-blast GLaDOS, but it curves away and hits Saxton Hale instead, killing him! The anti-godmodders and glitch destroyer elites all go for the stability monster, but only manage to deal 1000 damage, as it is strong against NPC attacks! The moderators give GLaDOS some of their diamond stashes(lamenting their lack of the "/give" command), and it is worth $50000! Some sugarcane and pumpkins begin randomly dotting the landscape, making attacks fail more often!
Suddenly, the players, who had at that point been rushing to their next attack, trip, and...feel pain. They are not invincible anymore...
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-godmodder)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 3 posts remaining)
Golem Squads: 1000/1000x4(anti-godmodder)
GLaDOS: 29100/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-godmodder)(has 10 cube bits, requires $950000 more to hand them over)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
Bits found: 10/64
Stability monster: 6500/10000(neutral)(immune to failing reality)(has 10 cube bits)
Hostile environment: 15% attack block
Server moderators: 10000/10000x3(anti-glitch)
Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-glitch)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
Player list:
Sylveon:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Brucaboy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Droideka:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Snorkydo:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Twinbuilder:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Sigmatw:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bluejay:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Crusher:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Madscientist:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
There can be a maximum of two "quests" for the bits at one time, so all attempts to add more will fail unless there is a spot open.
Also, if you "die", you might be banned forever from the game! Enjoy! One hit kill survivor means you will survive an attack that would kill you at full-health with 1 HP.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
The text glitch being gone I come back with an attack...
Doomsday (if you want info on him, check the link in my sig) is summoned...
Notable buffs: being a being of another multiverse, any automatic status defects (like the reality destabilization and the glitch in general) have no effect on him, making him immune to their effects as well; the cliffs don't count as a defect, they are part of the landscape, but they won't affect him.
More on that in a bit.
The buffs I give him are mind controlled: the godmodder and other people can in no way, shape, or form, take control of him or divert his attacks by manipulating him, as I am the only one who can control him, and courage: he is immune to anything with a 100% chance to stop of kill him. Insta-kill attacks fail, as do insta-stuns and such.
His strength: he is thousands of feet tall, has 15 sets of arms, is made of almost raw doom magic with some entropy mixed in, he can summon weapons composed of doom magic to help him fight, can use incredibly powerful doom magic to help him fight (grows in strength as the world takes damage, so the closer the world gets to dying, the more powerful he gets), and has a doom shield that protects him from almost all attacks.
Also, due to his sheer size, the cliffs act as no block to him, he is unaffected by them.
Think he's ugly? If you beat him I've got ten more enemies even worse than he is.
Oh yeah, hp=1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Ah, it seems to have effected the rest of my post, oh well.
OT: this selection and background color change makes my post actually happen, as the glitch does not expect my post to be healed, it cannot re-glitch it because it IS glitched.
Ah yes, if I can, I use my limbo drive on Doomsday.
Limbo drive: when activated, sends target into or out of limbo. while in limbo a target cannot affect or be affected by anything until being taken out of limbo by a limbo drive.
My text happens to be Trebuchet MS for some reason...
Hm, guess I'm immune to the text glitch.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
P.S. Does being banned from the game mean what I think it means...?! That you can no longer post?!
Godmodder? turn off electricity IRL. That should stun Godmodder for, like, 10 posts?
Hi. Long time no see.
I quickly drink a resistance 5 potion. then get an advanced jetpack (you void-drop me? nope
then i start bribing GLaDOS with a better anti-test subject arsenal. so the events of portal 1 and 2 dont repeat themselves. I also give her more cake.
I start working on a command, making it accessible (/spawnpoint)
1/15
What it will do is instead of death banning you, you can come back after 3 pages. (60 posts, if im correct?)(reason for long wait is that the spawnpoint is a ways off. you have to walk back. This is to try to salvage it from the glitch.)
Upon respawn, you lose ALL buffs that you had, and anything you were working on loses 5 progress points.
It has upgrades for things like /keepinventory (buffs kept), or a shorter respawn time (railways, the spawnpoint is way off to keep it away from the massively glitched out area)
upgrade list:
Keepinventory, 0/20, you keep all buffs upon respawn.
Railway, 0/20, -1 page until respawn (now 2 pages)
Netherpath, 0/30, -1 page until respawn (now 1 page, must have railway complete first)
Ill use freaking trebuchet! alright!?!?!?!? (i actually was posting through my tablet a while back, which doesnt have font support or something, it makes it default, even if i try to use times new roman.)
Then I nuke the Hostile Environment Block, destroying part of it. (14% now)Hostile environment cannot block this one, as it would just do its intended effect elsewhere. Also, wouldnt an attack that was blocked by the environment reduce the chance of it blocking a different attack? i mean like trying to nuke the godmodder, and a mountain blocking it... i dont think that moutain would be there anymore.
If the /spawnpoint thing is OP, just tell me how it can be nerfed (longer time to build? longer reload for respawning? no upgrades? i just dont wanna be not able to post. this IS a minecraft server, as you said. it could be hardcore i guess, This will make it NOT hardcore mode!
I could use some help here guys/girls!
I Calldown the powers of the great and mighty ROFLCOPTER to attack the stability monster.