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Quote from TwinBuilder

o_o What have I done...?! I do not want to be banned from the game forever, so I quickly bribe GLaDOS with many enhanced robot test subjects that are much smarter than the ones she uses now, and I unleash an UBER-MEGA-LASER on the Stability Monster. However, this laser cannot be an UBER-MEGA-LASER unless you support it! Guys! Make the attack stronger! Also, if my theory is correct, when we find the next set of ten cube bits, our invincibility integrity should be restored somewhat!

P.S. Does being banned from the game mean what I think it means...?! That you can no longer post?!

I boost your attack with the Shrine! Death Star Turbolaser FTW!
Afterwards, I take shelter inside my ship.

Edit: We should probably have a charge indicator:
UBER-MEGA-LASER : 2/?

Is joining
I blast the god modded with a ray of goodness and sunshine! Then I punch him.
Also boosts twin builders attack by sending a butterfly help ray (well I'm part butterfly so yay)
Summon giant eagle-griffon
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I call the godmodder and tell him that he can leave the server as the glitch will finish it for him.

Reality itself is failing. Our strongest ally, lies hidden in a mysterious void dimension. If the hexahedron cannot be recovered in time, our last hope may be a weapon capable of absorbing reality into the void...

Subspace Gunship: 1/25
(If you don't know what it is, Google it.)

This is only for use in the worst-case scenario, if there is no hope of recovering the hexahedron. Nevertheless, any help summoning it would be greatly appreciated.

im just going to help everyone i can, but i really need some help with this respawn point.
3/15.
UBERLAZER
3/X
gryphon (dont call me out on spelling, if its wrong.)
1/20 Also, dont attack the godmodder, we have a massive glitch war going on here. and we arent invincible anymore.
subspace gunship
2/25.

Okay, this is bad, reverting program to restore player invincibility.
2/6

Subspace Gunship: 3/25 (SSBB FTW!)

Guys, help boost my UBER-MEGA-LAZOR ATTACK! The more we charge it, the better! Charge: 3/infinite (Charge it as many times as you want!)

I bribe GLaDOS with vital information about Portal 3 that I got from Gabe Newell.

I build a bunker with anti-everything defence systems and hide in it until the glitch is beaten.

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Subspace gunship: 4/25

Quote from Crusher48

I activate my super transformation again, upgrading my HP and giving me more attack abilities (i get 1000 HP, and keep instakill immunity). The Voltzmobile crew builds a safe room that will allow up to 3 players with 50% or less HP to hide in it to avoid attack. The rest of the voltzmobile activates withering shots.

The glitch instantaneously downgrades you back to normal! The Voltsmobile can now hold up to three players!

Quote from pionoplayer

A wonderful thing happens,,, Someone selects my text with their mouse! resulting in this...


The text glitch being gone I come back with an attack...
Doomsday (if you want info on him, check the link in my sig) is summoned...
Notable buffs: being a being of another multiverse, any automatic status defects (like the reality destabilization and the glitch in general) have no effect on him, making him immune to their effects as well; the cliffs don't count as a defect, they are part of the landscape, but they won't affect him.
More on that in a bit.
The buffs I give him are mind controlled: the godmodder and other people can in no way, shape, or form, take control of him or divert his attacks by manipulating him, as I am the only one who can control him, and courage: he is immune to anything with a 100% chance to stop of kill him. Insta-kill attacks fail, as do insta-stuns and such.
His strength: he is thousands of feet tall, has 15 sets of arms, is made of almost raw doom magic with some entropy mixed in, he can summon weapons composed of doom magic to help him fight, can use incredibly powerful doom magic to help him fight (grows in strength as the world takes damage, so the closer the world gets to dying, the more powerful he gets), and has a doom shield that protects him from almost all attacks.

Also, due to his sheer size, the cliffs act as no block to him, he is unaffected by them.
Think he's ugly? If you beat him I've got ten more enemies even worse than he is.
Oh yeah, hp=1,000,000,000,000,000,000

Ah, it seems to have effected the rest of my post, oh well.
OT: this selection and background color change makes my post actually happen, as the glitch does not expect my post to be healed, it cannot re-glitch it because it IS glitched.

Ah yes, if I can, I use my limbo drive on Doomsday.
Limbo drive: when activated, sends target into or out of limbo. while in limbo a target cannot affect or be affected by anything until being taken out of limbo by a limbo drive.
My text happens to be Trebuchet MS for some reason...
Hm, guess I'm immune to the text glitch.

Your Limbo drive puts in limbo, preventing it from attacking, and then, the limbo drive randomly self-destructs so Doomsday can no longer get out of limbo!

Quote from TwinBuilder

o_o What have I done...?! I do not want to be banned from the game forever, so I quickly bribe GLaDOS with many enhanced robot test subjects that are much smarter than the ones she uses now, and I unleash an UBER-MEGA-LASER on the Stability Monster. However, this laser cannot be an UBER-MEGA-LASER unless you support it! Guys! Make the attack stronger! Also, if my theory is correct, when we find the next set of ten cube bits, our invincibility integrity should be restored somewhat!

P.S. Does being banned from the game mean what I think it means...?! That you can no longer post?!

+75000$ to GLaDOS bribing! The laser will work if others power it up! And, yes. Well, I technically can't stop you from posting, they just won't be acknowledged.

Quote from rhozy

Can i join???
Godmodder? turn off electricity IRL. That should stun Godmodder for, like, 10 posts?

The godmodder has several backup generators, links to other power plants, links to power plants he built, and a thermonuclear generator in his basement.

Quote from Brucaboy

I use "4attacks1post"

I quickly drink a resistance 5 potion. then get an advanced jetpack (you void-drop me? nope )
then i start bribing GLaDOS with a better anti-test subject arsenal. so the events of portal 1 and 2 dont repeat themselves. I also give her more cake.

I start working on a command, making it accessible (/spawnpoint)
1/15
What it will do is instead of death banning you, you can come back after 3 pages. (60 posts, if im correct?)(reason for long wait is that the spawnpoint is a ways off. you have to walk back. This is to try to salvage it from the glitch.)
Upon respawn, you lose ALL buffs that you had, and anything you were working on loses 5 progress points.

It has upgrades for things like /keepinventory (buffs kept), or a shorter respawn time (railways, the spawnpoint is way off to keep it away from the massively glitched out area)
upgrade list:
Keepinventory, 0/20, you keep all buffs upon respawn.
Railway, 0/20, -1 page until respawn (now 2 pages)
Netherpath, 0/30, -1 page until respawn (now 1 page, must have railway complete first)
Ill use freaking trebuchet! alright!?!?!?!? (i actually was posting through my tablet a while back, which doesnt have font support or something, it makes it default, even if i try to use times new roman.)

Then I nuke the Hostile Environment Block, destroying part of it. (14% now)Hostile environment cannot block this one, as it would just do its intended effect elsewhere. Also, wouldnt an attack that was blocked by the environment reduce the chance of it blocking a different attack? i mean like trying to nuke the godmodder, and a mountain blocking it... i dont think that moutain would be there anymore.

If the /spawnpoint thing is OP, just tell me how it can be nerfed (longer time to build? longer reload for respawning? no upgrades? i just dont wanna be not able to post. this IS a minecraft server, as you said. it could be hardcore i guess, This will make it NOT hardcore mode!

Your respawn point will work, but it can only respawn 5 players! The environment simply juts up in another place to cover for what you destroyed...

Quote from Crusher48

I use my Quantum batboxes to upgrade Twinbuilder's laser, have the voltzmobile fire on the stability monster (with the withering shots bonus), and then use the shrine to fire the mega tank's arsenal, launching hundreds of tank shells and rockets at the stability monster.

2000 damage, wither effect taking.

Quote from Brucaboy

2/15.
I could use some help here guys/girls!
I Calldown the powers of the great and mighty ROFLCOPTER to attack the stability monster.

Can barely read... 750 damage!

Quote from Droideka30

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I boost your attack with the Shrine! Death Star Turbolaser FTW!
Afterwards, I take shelter insid<sub>e my ship.

Edit: We should probably have a c</sub>harge indicator:
UBER-MEGA-LASER : 2/?

Mega Laser boosted! It will hit for 2300 damage at the end of this post at its current boost level. The ship is small, so it can only hold you!

Quote from Jillybean903

Is joining
I blast the god modded with a ray of goodness and sunshine! Then I punch him.
Also boosts twin builders attack by sending a butterfly help ray (well I'm part butterfly so yay)
Summon giant eagle-griffon
0/20

The godmodder attempts to deflect your blast, but the glitch counter veers out of the way to hit something else! It hits him, but, being good, it deals no damage. Attack boosted! It can kill the stability monster now!

Quote from Sylveon

I call the godmodder and tell him that he can leave the server as the glitch will finish it for him.

The godmodder stays, wanting to SEE your suffering!

Quote from Droideka30

Reality itself is failing. Our strongest ally, lies hidden in a mysterious void dimension. If the hexahedron cannot be recovered in time, our last hope may be a weapon capable of absorbing reality into the void...

Subspace Gunship: 1/25
(If you don't know what it is, Google it.)

This is only for use in the worst-case scenario, if there is no hope of recovering the hexahedron. Nevertheless, any help summoning it would be greatly appreciated.

Quote from Brucaboy

im just going to help everyone i can, but i really need some help with this respawn point.
3/15.
UBERLAZER
3/X
gryphon (dont call me out on spelling, if its wrong.)
1/20 Also, dont attack the godmodder, we have a massive glitch war going on here. and we arent invincible anymore.
subspace gunship
2/25.

Quote from Snorkydo

Okay, this is bad, reverting program to restore player invincibility.
2/6

It will only restore some of it, and the glitch could just take it down again... still, it could buy some time.

Quote from TwinBuilder

Subspace Gunship: 3/25 (SSBB FTW!)

Guys, help boost my UBER-MEGA-LAZOR ATTACK! The more we charge it, the better! Charge: 3/infinite (Charge it as many times as you want!)

I bribe GLaDOS with vital information about Portal 3 that I got from Gabe Newell.

+$50000 GLaDOS bribing!

Quote from Sylveon

I build a bunker with anti-everything defence systems and hide in it until the glitch is beaten.

Bunker added! It can house players!

Quote from Snorkydo

3/6

Quote from Droideka30

Subspace gunship: 4/25

GLITCH STATUS
Godmodder existence integrity: 93%
Player invincibility integrity: GONE%
Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 50%
Environment integrity: 65%
Game engine integrity: 84%
Code integrity: 65%
Overall playability: 66%
Glitch integrity: unknown

The godmodder attempts to glitch blast the bunker, but it veers off and hits GLaDOS instead! GLaDOS dodges, but it gives her encouragements and adds $100000 to the bribe progress! The anti-godmodders suddenly freeze in place, due to the lack of entity integrity... when the glitch takes advantage and turns the iron golems and their machine ANTI-PLAYER! They will attempt to kill the players! And as the glitch progresses, more and more entities will be turned... The glitch destroyers raise some money and give it to GLaDOS, increasing the progress by $50000!

An ULTRA MEGA BLAST destroys the stability monster, and it drops its bits! The anti-godmodders quickly grab them, when the hexahedron ship reports that 10 more pieces are on the moon! Which the glitch is now sending spiraling towards Earth... specifically, your battlefield. If it hits, things will go catastrophically wrong! Find a way to stabilize the moon and grab its pieces!

Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-player)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 2 posts remaining)

Golem Squads: 1000/1000x4(anti-player)

GLaDOS: 29100/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-godmodder)(has 10 cube bits, requires $675000 more to hand them over)

Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)

Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)

Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)

Bits found: 20/64

Hostile environment: 20% attack block

Server moderators: 10000/10000x3(anti-glitch)

Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-glitch)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)(housing droideka)

Moon: 0% stabilized(anti-everything)(contains 10 pieces)(need to stabilize to grab pieces)(5 turns until crash)

Bunker: 10000/10000(anti-glitch)(housing Sylveon)

Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)

Player list:
Sylveon:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(housing Sylveon)
Brucaboy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Droideka:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(housed)
Snorkydo:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Twinbuilder:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Sigmatw:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bluejay:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Crusher:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Madscientist:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Rhozy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Jillybeam:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)

The forum doesn't like alternative fonts, thus all kinds of weird things are popping up on my posts. If it gets too bad, I may have to call off the whole glitch-font thing.

I attack the godmodder with gay rainbow text.

I respawn myself with the power of force-ghostliness and then use one of the bodies I cloned way back a long time ago. It will have less health than other players though due to being a clone. It will die after 2 TT2000 posts due to being unstable. I also stop work on the Shrine of Seconding for now and begin work on an upgrade to the Necromancer's Shrine that allows both sides to activate neutrals. 1/5.

I use a crane the size of mars to grab the moon and stop the crash.

...What exactly is this..?

I use the antigrav missiles that were meant specifically to restabilize falling things to repulse the moon.

I go onto the voltzmobile bridge, which is well protected. Since the voltzmobile is flying, the golems are unable to reach it.

Subspace gunship: 5/25
When this is fully summoned, due to its immense power, it will NOT fire until a consensus is reached among the players.

I use the Force to stabalize the moon!

I use the powers of the Fez to create a force field around the Moon to stabilize it.

I tell GLaDOS that she has been a wonderful help so far, and I am very happy for her service!

I fire railguns and ender missiles into the iron golem squads, killing some and distracting others (because ender explosives spawn enderman that attack the iron golems, this attack does double damage unless the golems waste their attack to destroy the enderman)

Quote from FlamingAmazingGaming

...What exactly is this..?

Pie. It. Is. Pie.
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