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I repair the computer, and manage to connect it without getting an error, I open up a strange file labeled Glitch.EXE, only to get another blue screen as soon as I open it.
Thank goodness for backup floppy disks and firewalls! The glitch's attempt to hack the computer activates its fail-safe mechanism, causing an explosion that digs down a couple dozen blocks under the battlefield.
"Quick! We have to stop the deterioration of the basecode of the universe!" I yell, beginning to open up a portal the the universal basecode. "I can slow it down, but it'll take a while..."
I can speed up the process with my teleporting abilities!
Portal 2/6
15/64 pieces of the Hexahedron have been found!
( I used my teleporting skills and found enough pieces to make it into 15/64 instead of 1/13337 with the help of a fellow poster. -crusher64- )
Some of the Hexahedron are found in a black hole (13), in the Reality Dimension, and I need support from at least 1 other poster to continue TL;DR: Poster who teams up with me decides what happens in the journey, (except the Godmodder, he is currently fighting Glad0S and another Anit- Godmodder. Please update that the poster who comes with me are currently *dead* and cannot do anything in the current universe the godmodder /anti-godmodders are at. After the journey the poster and I will be reverted back to when we first came, with all that changed is our memorys (of the voyage and the collection of the Hexahedron) and the collected items. It will take 26 posts to complete the journey. Any armies of those who come will have same side-affects. Godmodder should not be able to come after us because he should be unaware of our journey. (Unless somebody is a traitor.)
1; Speding up a car by mire than 1 post's worth will weaken the end charge. 2: You can't just say DERP I FOUND 10 PIECES RANDOMLY YAY- if you want to find pieces, help dig bow te blttlefield.
Now, the glitch seems to only spread physically, so I start to set up a large quarantined area in the End and thousands of blocks away from any other block. As player invulnerability may run out soon, I start by setting the spawn points of all anti-godmodder players there.
Safe-house 1/6
The glitch, as it is already corrupting player invincibility, has partially corrupted EVERYONE, it just hasn't manifested in many things yet.
the vltzmobile activates a 2nd debugging computer (it has 10 debugging computer slots), and now restores 2% integrity to a random target each time I post.
The SCP foundation does what it does best: containment. It begins quarantining Player invincibility data. It will add 10% containment to tha data, reducing integrity damage by the percentage of containment. If it reaches 100%, the glitch is unable to affect the integrity of the target.
Player invincibility data containment: 10%
This is REALITY FAILING, not a mere glitch! Debugging cnt at this point omputers and containmewill NOT work!
I repair the computer, and manage to connect it without getting an error, I open up a strange file labeled Glitch.EXE, only to get another blue screen as soon as I open it.
Thank goodness for backup floppy disks and firewalls! The glitch's attempt to hack the computer activates its fail-safe mechanism, causing an explosion that digs down a couple dozen blocks under the battlefield.
It isn't a glitch!
GLITCH STATUS Godmodder existence integrity: 96% Player invincibility integrity: 40% Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 80% Environment integrity: 85% Game engine integrity: 92% Code integrity: 80% Overall playability: 85% Glitch integrity: unknown
Te gomdodder glitches wooden planks over the hole, but they turn into lit TNT and blow it up more instead! The glitch destr oyers don't want this to continue on its current path to unreadability, so, with the help of the anti-godmodders, they manage to switch to a font that is immune to the reality failing. The code, however, is still failing.
Random shadows appear everywhere. Before long, the failing environment will become obstructive...
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-godmodder)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 3 posts remaining)
Golem Squads: 1000/1000x3(anti-godmodder)
GLaDOS: 46600/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-godmodder)
Saxton Hale: 27000/75000(anti-godmoder)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
10 cube bits: 7100 blocks below battlefield
Bits found: 0/64
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
Were going to have to use this font(Trebuchet MS-I selected it randomly), as it is the only one not affected by the failing reality.
NOTE: I am going to be leaving for a few days, I will be back Sunday MAYBE late Saturday(but don't get your hopes up) so you can post three times each until my return.
I summon the Unholy being that made this server mod to quickly release patches for the code and game engine. I also splash all of us with potions of resist 5 to preserve our immortality. I summon the fez thing to find hexahedron bits. Also, the romans declared times new roman as a safe font. They really don't give a crap
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
I summon the Unholy being that made this server mod to quickly release patches for the code and game engine. I also splash all of us with potions of resist 5 to preserve our immortality. I summon the fez thing to find hexahedron bits. Also, the romans declared times new roman as a safe font. They really don't give a crap
I am the only being who can use the fez and is gifted with the sight of the fourth dimension. I did not choose the fez. The fez chose me. Also, (sorry about this) atoms are flying out of everything. This will start to hurt soon, but it will hurt later on...
I look at the ACN turret to see if it is affected by the glitch, and grab a giant hammer and begin smashing the blocks between us and the hexagon bits.
1; Speding up a car by mire than 1 post's worth will weaken the end charge. 2: You can't just say DERP I FOUND 10 PIECES RANDOMLY YAY- if you want to find pieces, help dig bow te blttlefield.
1. Okay, 3 pieces
2. ? Speding up a car by mire than 1 post's worth... What? Umm... okay?? This isn't a *car* Its a portal. ITS A PORTAL. I can teleport. Would you rather have me just instantly teleport there? The charge too, what? Its a portal,the only thing the charge could possibly affect is the distance to the target, and this is a portal to another dimension, in which my character's mom can teleport in between. Wouldn't you think that if my character helped, that he would get some *DNA* from his mother, (who can vanish into different dimensions) and be able extremely help with the portal. Considering its a PORTAL. That is allDouble post!
I blow up the universe.
EVERYONE DIES.
Good job magikarp!
The game seems to be ending, so the AC 130 explodes and Delta retreats, and from the explosion [of the AC-130] falls Chuck Norris, uninjured, as if he has coming from the heavens, all of my posts starting from the summoning of the AC 130 has been a clever disguise of me actually summoning Chuck Norris taking all of those turns, possibly over 100 posts summoning him.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Nuking the end island so the glitch has nowhere to start... Safe-house: 3/6
Actually, scratch that, I didn't see the latest update.
Instead, I retreat to my 1/3 built safe-house to work on a unified Minecraft magic theory and hope the results help fight the glitch. (But not before hallowing the ground to see if that helps at all)
black hole: 26/30
I tell the remain armies to dig down. I also give them pickaxes, fire resistance potions, shovels, their guns (of course), night vision potions, and torches to find gold pieces.
QUICK! EVERYONE SPAM POSTS! THE MORE POSTS THE BETTER!
Also, my Terror Wither Autopsy is now completed (I can get proof of this secret charge). While the new upgrades unlocked are currently being produced, 10 railguns help punch through to the cores. to see how destructive they are, go on youtube and search for "voltz railgun". They should at least destroy 1000 blocks collectively.
"Mother of god..."
Safe-House: 2/6
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Player invincibility data containment: 20%
New summoning! Charging from now: 1/50
TT2000, you are genius.
oh look! A wild pageclaim appeared!
Thank goodness for backup floppy disks and firewalls! The glitch's attempt to hack the computer activates its fail-safe mechanism, causing an explosion that digs down a couple dozen blocks under the battlefield.
1; Speding up a car by mire than 1 post's worth will weaken the end charge. 2: You can't just say DERP I FOUND 10 PIECES RANDOMLY YAY- if you want to find pieces, help dig bow te blttlefield.
The glitch, as it is already corrupting player invincibility, has partially corrupted EVERYONE, it just hasn't manifested in many things yet.
This is REALITY FAILING, not a mere glitch! Debugging cnt at this point omputers and containmewill NOT work!
Again, this is no cyber-glitch...
750 blocks destroyed!
400 blicks destroyed!
It isn't a glitch!
GLITCH STATUS
Godmodder existence integrity: 96%
Player invincibility integrity: 40%
Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: 80%
Environment integrity: 85%
Game engine integrity: 92%
Code integrity: 80%
Overall playability: 85%
Glitch integrity: unknown
Te gomdodder glit
ches wooden planks over the hole, but they turn into lit TNT and blow it up more instead! The glitch destrRandom shadows appear everywhere. Before long, the failing environment will become obstructive...
Iron golem machine: 27000/30000(anti-godmodder)(creating a golem squad every 3 posts, 3 posts remaining)
Golem Squads: 1000/1000x3(anti-godmodder)
GLaDOS: 46600/75000(neurotoxic)(anti-godmodder)
Saxton Hale: 27000/75000(anti-godmoder)
Shrine: 97000/100000(neutral)
Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-godmodder)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)
Glitch destroyer elites: 28000/30000(anti-glitch)
10 cube bits: 7100 blocks below battlefield
Bits found: 0/64
Godmodder HP: 8/80(pro-godmodder)(mostly immobilized by glitch)
Were going to have to use this font(Trebuchet MS-I selected it randomly), as it is the only one not affected by the failing reality.
NOTE: I am going to be leaving for a few days, I will be back Sunday MAYBE late Saturday(but don't get your hopes up) so you can post three times each until my return.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Anyway, I get Flint and Steel to ignite the TNT. BAM! I think I can see a cube bit...! IF we can get ten cube bits, reality should stabilize a little!
I am the only being who can use the fez and is gifted with the sight of the fourth dimension. I did not choose the fez. The fez chose me. Also, (sorry about this) atoms are flying out of everything. This will start to hurt soon, but it will hurt later on...
1. Okay, 3 pieces
2. ? Speding up a car by mire than 1 post's worth... What? Umm... okay?? This isn't a *car* Its a portal. ITS A PORTAL. I can teleport. Would you rather have me just instantly teleport there? The charge too, what? Its a portal,the only thing the charge could possibly affect is the distance to the target, and this is a portal to another dimension, in which my character's mom can teleport in between. Wouldn't you think that if my character helped, that he would get some *DNA* from his mother, (who can vanish into different dimensions) and be able extremely help with the portal. Considering its a PORTAL.
That is allDouble post!
I blow up the universe.
EVERYONE DIES.
ignore xD
"I'm bored, anybody wanna try rhyming?"
The game seems to be ending, so the AC 130 explodes and Delta retreats, and from the explosion [of the AC-130] falls Chuck Norris, uninjured, as if he has coming from the heavens, all of my posts starting from the summoning of the AC 130 has been a clever disguise of me actually summoning Chuck Norris taking all of those turns, possibly over 100 posts summoning him.
CHUCK NORRIS 100,000/100,000
"THERE APPEARS TO BE NO TARGET!" Pokemon Gen 1
Professional mincebag
Nuking the end island so the glitch has nowhere to start...Safe-house: 3/6Actually, scratch that, I didn't see the latest update.
Instead, I retreat to my 1/3 built safe-house to work on a unified Minecraft magic theory and hope the results help fight the glitch. (But not before hallowing the ground to see if that helps at all)
UMMT: 1/8
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Something inside the black hole is somehow glowing brightly...
I tell the remain armies to dig down. I also give them pickaxes, fire resistance potions, shovels, their guns (of course), night vision potions, and torches to find gold pieces.
"No? I'll start, orange."
Also, my Terror Wither Autopsy is now completed (I can get proof of this secret charge). While the new upgrades unlocked are currently being produced, 10 railguns help punch through to the cores. to see how destructive they are, go on youtube and search for "voltz railgun". They should at least destroy 1000 blocks collectively.